June 17, 2023 - Brother Nathanael
04:11
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| I'm giving up soda. | |
| It's bad for you. | |
| Load it with sugar. | |
| It'll kill you. And carbonated gas is in it. | |
| Same gas that killed six mil Jews at Auschwitz. | |
| No original gas chambers still have not been found. | |
| But take it from the Jews, they do fact-fetch websites. | |
| Those gas chambers were there everywhere and all over the place, gassing up fumes to kill six mil. | |
| In honor of all those six millions of Jewish carcasses, their lampshades, their shoes, their cadavers, all celebrated in U.S. museums every day and in every way, I won't drink soda with its carbonated gas anymore. | |
| More deadly than Cyclone B, which was poured into those shower pipes. | |
| Soda won't kill lice, but carbonated gas kills Jews. | |
| No more soda for me from now on. | |
| All that I eat and all that I wipe will be kosher. | |
| Kosher for Pesach, too. | |
| We think about food. We think about food as kosher for Pesach. | |
| And as I always begin this section of our presentations... | |
| Strong Brooklyn accent. | |
| Grating. Even with his on and off, off-putting... | |
| And all those books behind them, I see the one that blasphemes Jesus Christ. | |
| In order to save yourselves and me heartache before Pesach, make sure that the food that you bought is kosher for Pesach. | |
| Otherwise you may end up like the story of the individual who cooked 20 rolls of gefilte fish for Pesach And then discovered on Arab Pesach that those rolls of gefilte fish were not marked as kosher for Pesach and were chametz. | |
| And therefore, she didn't have kosher for Pesach gefilte fish. | |
| Stop right there! | |
| Damn gefilte! Loaded with chametz. | |
| I mean, loaded with lemon bread. | |
| Agents! Agents of mass destruction! | |
| I grew up in this Jewish stuff. | |
| It's all about food, nothing about spirituality. | |
| Kosher's okay, but too much makes you fat. | |
| I'll stick with matzo balls! | |
| Hi, you're watching Joy of Kosher with Jamie Geller, and today we are making light, fluffy, perfect matzo balls. | |
| Here's the nice matzo ball. | |
| Gently place it into the hot water. | |
| So scoop from the bottom so that the matzo balls keep their nice beautiful shape that we work so hard on. | |
| So you've got to take a look at this finished product. | |
| Beautiful, light, fluffy, perfectly circular matzo balls, julienne carrots, chicken soup. | |
| I cannot wait to eat this. | |
| It's like butter. | |
| Amazing. Love it. | |
| Merrick Garland loves him too. | |
| He's weaponized them matcha balls. | |
| Everyone says so. | |
| Doesn't mean a thing. Nada will come of it. | |
| He'll stay in office till hell freezes over his Yiddishie cadaver. | |
| But if not him, another Jew or a Goy who shills for the Yiddish. | |
| And just like Merrick, the FBI too is weaponizing their shtick. | |
| Not against Jews, but against Roman Catholics spying on their outcries of killing babies in the womb. | |
| Catholics used to have lots of babies, but lots of Roman Catholic babies are bad for the Jews, like carbonated soda. | |
| Some say it's Jews that are bad for you. | |
| Lots are beginning to say so, says Jonathan Greenblach. | |
| Of the ADL, what to do? | |
| Stick the Jews with mRNA jabs and add sterilizers too. | |
| They did it to schwarza palashas in Israel like carbonated soda. | |
| Jews don't like schwarzes killing off their racial profile. | |
| Here's a tip. Not Biden. | |
| We're in a Jewish dictatorship. | |
| I forgot to say the matzah ball girl got a nose job. |
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