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June 9, 2023 - Brother Nathanael
07:03
Evening News With Brother Nathanael
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Well, good evening.
It's time for the evening news.
Russia and America are at war.
Missiles have been fired by both sides.
Washington and Moscow are in flames.
Details on these and other stories in just a moment.
Meanwhile, those in the know say Victoria Noodleman, who launched the war, is laughing her ass off.
With millions of U.S. goys annihilated by nuclear radiation...
Those familiar with the matter say that Needleman thinks it's worth it.
Lindsey Graham, suspected of taking and giving it off the arse, is said to have chimed in that if millions of Americans must die along with Russians, then it's taxpayer money well spent.
In other news, the ACLU has decided that all civil liberties that speak against child mutilation are unconstitutional.
The ACLU filed a lawsuit against Alabama lawmakers who passed legislation prohibiting cutting off penises of five-year-old boys.
George Soros, prominent funder of the ACLU, allegedly gave the green light for the lawsuit.
Although Soros still has his penis, he is said to have remarked that Goyish boys should not.
A major traffic jam in South Chicago this morning.
CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, Washington Post, New York Times, Fox News rushed to the scene to film a white man shooting three Negro boys.
Learning it was actually a black-on-black shooting, they turned around with hundreds of cameramen, production staffs, news anchors, entire crews, and a massive traffic jam ensued.
The new black mayor reportedly was hoping for a white supremacist.
Exposé that failed to materialize.
Close advisors say if any white-on-black shootings should occur.
The mayor will inform the media on his white crime hotline, thus far unused.
In political news, two breaking stories.
Ron DeSantis threw in his hat, yarmulke too, into the ring for president.
Trump quickly donned his yarmulke with huge gold letters.
Make Israel even greater on it.
Biden, aside from some sniffing noises, remains silent.
The media says that though Biden will hold no rallies, no campaign events, no ads, no press conferences, he's slated to win 2024 by a girthy margin.
If that's what happens, would you shriek?
Democracy, please!
In another political event, Carrie Lake, still licking her wounds from a beating in Arizona's governor race, says she will now be suing the entire world for voter fraud.
Maricopa officials say good luck.
She lost her cork battle here.
Let her now try the Hague.
A reliable source who wishes to remain anonymous says Carrie Lake is a pain in the ass that no one gives a damn about her gripe except for the gaze she wholeheartedly supports.
Alan Dershowitz. Is alleged to say that by the year 3024, Carrie Lake could come up the winner in all her lawsuits.
We're just chomping at the bit, since this will be a big game changer.
In Labor News. Thousands of TSA agents walked off their jobs last night in a nationwide strike, demanding higher pay and criminal protection from pissed off, molested travelers.
A TSA spokesman said the government needs to quadruple the wages the agents got paid when working for McDonald's.
Airline officials say all flights are running fine with no occurrences of terrorism.
The media does suspect that an elderly woman dressed in Mennonite garb was carrying a pistol under her bonnet and an AR-15 under her ankle-length dress, then boarded the plane without inspection.
We await for the reports on her doubtful religious motives.
Three Jewish men who were found guilty last week of brutally murdering a white Christian man were suddenly pardoned by Joe Biden today.
An anonymous source says the ADL's chief, Jonathan Greenblatt, told the president that, though true, it was an anti-Semitic ruling.
Biden speedily submitted.
The president, the source says, is now planning to pardon retroactively all the Jews who crucified Jesus Christ.
We must rid our country of all hate speech targeting the Jewish people, even if historically true.
And in the Bible, Biden is quoted as saying, when asked if the New Testament is hate speech, Biden's press secretary, Kareem Kinky-haired Perrine, appeared to answer any affirmative.
It's against us lesbians.
It's against Jews, too, Corrine reportedly said.
Fox News' correspondents did not challenge her remarks.
Pope Francis chimed in, a source says, that Biden is always welcome to take communion despite his anti-Christian actions.
Overseas, China boasts that all productive labor jobs are now securely and permanently in Shanghai.
David Solomon of Goldman Sachs is reported to have said that it's good for the U.S. economy.
And all the guys say, yes, it's good for the U.S. economy.
Our jobs are gone forever, but it's good for the US economy.
We saw it on TV. The Jewish expert says so.
The push for transgender clothes is causing an uproar by a conservative segment of the US population.
The Jews who own the Shmata business are rather silent.
Sex organ mutilation is good for Jewish business, a high-ranking exec of a Jewish clothing company remarked.
The more perversion there is, he said, the more bucks for us Jews to cash in on.
And just in, Lord Austin, Defense Secretary, flew to Ukraine this morning for secret talks with Zelensky.
A source familiar with the matter says Zelensky wants to invite Austin to his son's bar mitzvah.
Zelensky's enabler, Igor Kolomoisky, reportedly is not keen on having a schwarza attend the Jewish ritual.
He's good to promote our lives, Kolomoisky allegedly remarked, but to have his fat, smart ass defiling our sacred right is another story.
And that's the way it is.
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