Soap whoppers on the beltway never cease to wow the masses.
And yet another soapy plot shakes out in the latest dirt-dumping book.
Taking only weeks to write to make a million overnight, the author got a willing chump to dump muddy clumps on President Trump.
His man, Sloppy Steve.
Tonight, fallout over fire and fury.
President Trump's former chief strategist is trying to justify his use of the words treasonous and unpatriotic to describe that 2016 meeting at Trump Tower between Don Jr.
and other top campaign officials and a Russian lawyer promising dirt on Hillary Clinton.
Steve Bannon doesn't deny the quote, but claims it's been inaccurately reported.
Donald Trump Jr. is both a patriot and a good man.
The President of the States is a great man.
You know I support him day in and day out.
Bannon appears to be trying to placate the President, who blames him for giving author Michael Wolff access to the West Wing.
I guess Sloppy Steve brought him into the White House quite a bit, and it was one of those things.
That's why Sloppy Steve is now looking for a job.
Not sure he's scouring the want ads.
Bannon seems to land on his feet whenever disaster strikes.
He got lots of friends in Jewish high places.
Steve Bannon is a friend of Israel, and he is a friend of Judaism.
Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Bannon.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
It's going to take a lot more than fire and fury to turn those cheers into jeers.
Ben and those would side his bagel is cream cheese on.
Just say lox and bagels and Sheldon Adelson will cater the affair.
And you know what most of the establishment Republicans do when things get tough.
They cut and they run.
Sheldon Adelson didn't cut and run.
Sheldon Adelson had Donald Trump's back.
Sheldon Adelson offered guidance and counsel and wisdom of how to get through it.
He was there for Donald Trump about how to comport oneself and how to dig down deep.
And it was his guidance and his wisdom to help get us through.
Digging down deep is just another way for Sheldon to throw his box on a Zionist boat to keep it floating.
And the Bannon boat can keep all those deplorables on board.
Isn't that what Breitbart's all about?
An alt-right front that barks the buzz like America first, stop immigration, and USA, USA, while backing Israel all the way.
Breitbart is controlled opposition, conceived in Jerusalem, born in the USA. And Adelson could be just the right provider for Bannon's internet episodes.
Where Klein of the COA is on the wagon, too, who thinks Bannon's the keenest thing since Canisius.