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Jan. 16, 1997 - Bill Cooper

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	Thanks for watching!
	You're listening to the hour of the time. I'm William Cooper. Ladies and gentlemen,
	we have been bombarded lately with a plethora of extraterrestrial alien claims, supposed
	abductions, phony government documents, a comet coming toward the earth.
	With a mysterious spaceship accompanying it, larger than the Earth itself, hollow, and sending out warning messages as it gets closer.
	And I could go on and on and on.
	What is going on?
	And who is bringing it about?
	And what is its purpose?
	Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to be exploring Some of the things that are being perpetrated upon us, and we're going to try to answer some of those questions, and some of those answers are just going to boggle your mind.
	Don't go away.
	I'll be right back.
	♪♪ ♪♪
	♪♪ ♪ I've got a place in the sand ♪
	♪ Nowhere to go but here I am ♪ ♪ I know I'll be fine if I stay here for a while ♪
	♪ I'll be fine if I stay here for a while ♪ ♪ I'll be fine if I stay here for a while ♪
	A whole new world.
	Well, we're seeing that certainly being thrust upon us from every quadrant, from politically correct thinking to the attack upon patriotism and militias.
	I mean, it's amazing what is going on.
	But this extraterrestrial crap, and it is crap, perpetrated by all of those little la-la-woo-woo people who run around in the euphology movement, and I know them all, ladies and gentlemen, because there was a time when I believed this stuff, too.
	So, I understand how you can fall into it.
	What you've got to understand is that you have to stop thinking With everything besides your brain, and start using your brain and fall back out of it, because it's going to get you.
	It's going to bite you good.
	This stuff is dangerous.
	And when you begin to use the gray matter between your ears to question it and to check it out, it all falls to pieces, like snow melts in your hand.
	There's absolutely no substance to it.
	No proof.
	No evidence.
	Only conjecture, lies, hoaxes, doctored photographs, outright fake photographs, and most of it can be directly connected to the mystery religions, with no problem whatsoever.
	Go to some of these UFO conventions and shows and symposiums And just listen.
	That's all you've got to do is listen.
	If you have any, any background in studying the symbology of the ancient mysteries and the so-called fraternal orders, this stuff falls apart right in front of your eyes.
	Let me just go over some of it with you.
	Nobody in the world was concerned about extraterrestrial life forms, or flying saucers, until World War II, when some of our pilots and other pilots reported seeing so-called Foo Fighters, which would fly up alongside of our bombers on their bombing missions and sort of accompany them for a while, during which time the electrical systems on the bombers would fail.
	They would have to abort their mission and go back to their home base.
	Those that did not crash due to the failure of their electrical systems.
	And this was a big mystery, but nobody attributed it to extraterrestrial visitation or alien life forms or flying saucers or anything else.
	They thought it was a German secret weapon, and guess what, folks?
	It was.
	After the war, we recovered documents and technology that showed us that the Germans had perfected these remote-controlled craft To disable the electrical systems on our bombers by the propagation of a tremendous electromagnetic field.
	And that's who was using them, and that's what they did, and there was nothing any more mysterious about them than the fact that nobody had ever seen it before.
	We also discovered that the Nazi scientists in Hitler's super weapons program had developed flying disk-shaped craft.
	Most of them were propelled by turbine jet engines And we recovered documentation, we recovered plans, we recovered pieces of the technology and brought it all back here with an awful lot of the scientists, some of whom went to the Soviet Union and others were taken to other countries by whoever happened to venture a foreman first.
	And this technology was exploited in secret by the United States government, the government of Canada, Great Britain, probably Australia, and who knows who else.
	A couple of senators who were visiting the Soviet Union watched two of these disc-shaped craft take off from a Soviet military base and reported that to the United States government.
	When they returned, the report was classified secret.
	It's not classified anymore.
	I have a copy of their complete report.
	It tells us that the Soviet Union had also developed these disc-shaped flying craft.
	Nothing extraterrestrial about them, nothing alien about them.
	The only mystery was that nobody had ever seen them before, and since all governments denied any knowledge of this technology or of these craft, people began to look elsewhere for the answers.
	Sort of like having your television set fatal in your living room, and instead of walking over to see if one of the children had unplugged the set from the wall, you go down and purchase a plane ticket and fly off to New York or London in order to try and snoop around and see what happened to your TV set.
	Must have been those dastardly Englishmen.
	See how silly it is?
	The very idea, when you really begin to examine these things logically, the idea that we see something flying in our atmosphere and we don't know what it is, that it must have come from some star system millions of light years away, is ludicrous.
	It doesn't even begin to pass any kind of common sense test or Any process of logic or reasoning whatsoever.
	If it's flying in our atmosphere, ladies and gentlemen, the absence of proof that it came from anywhere else, it belongs to this earth.
	Came from this earth.
	Was built by somebody on this earth, or is a manifestation of some kind of law, a science that maybe we don't understand on this earth.
	You see, because there is no evidence anywhere.
	No one is in possession of any evidence of any kind.
	Whatsoever, that extraterrestrial life exists anywhere in the universe, much less that it has ever visited this earth, if in fact it does exist.
	There is no evidence that anything that has seen or appeared or flown through or touched or been seen by anyone here on this earth has come here from any place else other than this earth.
	Or was built any place other than this earth.
	No piece of physical evidence has ever been recovered that cannot be explained as being a technology that already exists on this earth, or a metallurgy that already exists on this earth and is of earthly origin.
	And that is the truth.
	And if you don't believe that, folks, some organizations and people have offered millions of dollars in reward to the first person who can ever present them with any proof of the existence of extraterrestrial life forms or extraterrestrial technology or extraterrestrial visitation or extraterrestrial origin of flying saucers or UFOs or anything else that you can imagine.
	Not one single person, including all of these people who assure you that they do have proof, have ever stepped forward to claim any of those awards or rewards whatsoever.
	Because there isn't any proof.
	They don't have any proof.
	I watched one day, I watched these bullshit artists one day sitting in the desert of Nevada
	on this little platform built specially for Larry King, for the Larry King show, while
	he trooped across your television set, several of these so-called experts who have proof.
	We watched Stanton, Friedman, and many of these other people sit there and tell us about
	all the proof that they have that proves absolutely that extraterrestrial life exists and it is
	visiting this earth, but yet not one person presented, not one iota of any of that proof
	during that show or any other show or any lecture or any videotape or any radio interview
	They always have it.
	It always exists, but they never, ever show it to you.
	Everything that they show you can be explained, is not of extraterrestrial origin, or is just outright provable hoaxes, lies, fake photographs, phony documents supposedly obtained from the United States government, and on and on and on, without reservation.
	I have studied this for many years.
	I have looked at everything that they say is proof.
	I have examined every document, and there just isn't any.
	It doesn't exist.
	So what is the purpose of all of this?
	What is it that they're trying to tell us?
	Well, ladies and gentlemen, when you have examined all of it, It fluctuates from extremes.
	You see, there is one element of it that tells us that we are terrible, terrible examples of citizens of the universe.
	That we are a despicable species that has sprung up on this earth, and that we are destroying each other, and we are destroying the earth, and we are destroying the environment, and we are A vicious, violent, war-making species, and that this somehow is disturbing the harmonics of the universe.
	And on some faraway star system, these extraterrestrials felt this disturbance in the space-time continuum and decided to come and save us from ourselves.
	These are the so-called benevolent aliens.
	They come to save us.
	And those of us who will not be saved, they will leave here to destroy ourselves and the earth, and they're going to lift up from the earth all the New Agers and the believers and the gentle people who are in the process of an evolutionary shift in consciousness.
	They call it a paradigm shift.
	And they will be taken somewhere else while we destroy ourselves, probably to the planet of the benevolent aliens who will then treat them as kings and queens and gods and goddesses and all this other blithering blather that you hear.
	Ain't so ain't going to happen.
	Sort of like the fundamentalist invention of the rapture.
	That's not going to happen either.
	But they are basically the same thing.
	Escapism is what it's called.
	And since the benevolent aliens are going to save me, I don't have to be involved in worldly things.
	I don't have to care about what Clinton does, or Gaddafi does, or Saddam Hussein, or the Russians.
	I don't have to be concerned about what happens in Bosnia, or even down the street from my house.
	Who cares if you get mugged?
	You are the bad, despicable people, and I'm going to be lifted up, and I'm going to be saved.
	So, none of this means anything to me.
	That's the general attitude of the people who believe in the benevolent space brothers are going to lift me up proposition, just like it is the attitude of Christians who believe they're going to be raptured.
	I wonder what's going to happen to the minds of these people when they find out that none of it is going to occur.
	They're going to be stuck here to solve their problems.
	And they're going to be subjected to whatever happens in this world, because they're not going anywhere.
	At all.
	And the other part of this benevolent space brother thing is that, gee, the space aliens are very upset about the situation here, and while their policy is normally not to interfere in the development of other species on planets outside of their own They have seen that it's gone so far now, that at some future date, they're going to intervene and destroy all of the bad people on the earth, and the only people who will be left will be the people who have made this paradigm shift into the politically correct thinking attitude of the New World Order.
	They're going to give up all weapons.
	They're going to disarm.
	They're going to be meek and obey their leaders and Oh, guess who's propagating that?
	Oh, boys.
	Well, that's the benevolent alien side of this thing.
	There's another side.
	The other side is that these extraterrestrials are another whole species, or maybe several other species of extraterrestrials, Aside from the benevolent space brothers, as they're called—they're not my brothers—are here to suck our blood and steal our genetics and cross-breed with us and eat us and destroy us and take over the earth and take all of the minerals and
	Wilderness, timber, gold and silver and all of that stuff.
	And that they are secretly behind those in power who are evil and who rob and steal and lie and foment wars and all of those things.
	They're really being directed by these, what are called, negative aliens.
	They're negative.
	I don't know if it's minus one or minus fifty.
	You know, I'd like to see And they skip the zero, you know.
	In my estimation, they're all zero aliens, to tell you the truth, because none of them exist at all in your mind.
	It's the biggest blathering babble of crap I have ever seen in my life, and I have waded through all of it.
	There's not one corner of it that I have investigated, that I have not investigated.
	There's not one of these people that I have not looked into.
	Stanton T. Friedman, the nuclear physicist.
	Guess what, folks?
	We investigated his whole life and his employment.
	We can't find one single time in his life or any company or corporation or government agency that will ever admit that he worked for them in any capacity that involves nuclear physics whatsoever.
	Period.
	We can tell you without any doubt whatsoever that for the last 25 years he has never gone near a nuclear reactor.
	He has never gone near any employment having to do with nuclear physics whatsoever.
	In fact, his main occupation has been going around the country lecturing and speaking in front of groups for large fees, telling them all that he's a nuclear physicist.
	And I even have a copy of his curriculum, vitae, and all of the companies and corporations that he has claimed to work for.
	We have written them letters, ladies and gentlemen.
	They say they never heard of the guy.
	They have no record that he was ever employed by them or that he was ever a nuclear physicist for those companies or anything else.
	The ones that we can locate that he did work for say that, no, they're not involved in nuclear physics.
	They don't have any atomic reactors.
	They're not building atomic bombs.
	They don't mess with radioactive isotopes.
	And yes, Stanton T. Friedman was employed by them, but in none of those fields.
	So why does he claim to be a nuclear physicist?
	Well, simply, folks, because you have been brainwashed to believe someone who says he is a nuclear physicist.
	That's why, or at least that's what appears to be the reason.
	Now, if he was a nuclear physicist, or he ever worked as a nuclear physicist, I'm going to tell you right now, we have not been able to locate anybody who would admit to such a thing.
	And we've tried.
	We have tried.
	We've gone through his resume and his curriculum by time.
	We have contacted all of these people, and not one single one of them will tell us that Stanton T. Friedman ever worked for them in any capacity as a nuclear physicist.
	How about that?
	Isn't that something?
	Well, I think it's something.
	And he's just one.
	I mean, I can go through the whole...
	The whole skedaddle, I can assure you, and probably will.
	Then there's the Philadelphia Experiment, which never occurred, and people running around the country telling you that they were subjects of the Philadelphia Experiment and traveled through time.
	Al Belich is one of them.
	And many of you are falling all over these stories, you just love to hear them, and you lavish all the attention and money in your pockets on these people.
	The problem is, you see, there's nothing wrong with listening to a story and saying, hey, that's a great story, but when you believe it, with no substantiation whatsoever, it will not withhold It's credibility with even the slightest, most amateurish investigation by anyone.
	It's blathering baloney, without any doubt whatsoever.
	It is the most... Well, I'll tell you what, it doesn't say much for the mentality of a large segment of the American population and of the population of the rest of the world, who are all believers of this stuff. In fact, it portends, it portends
	a terrible future if that is the type of
	Oh of minds that are voting for politicians, that are determining the directions of corporations and companies and businesses, that are determining the social welfare of people that are... Well, in fact, if they're making any decisions about anything at all, we're in big trouble.
	big big big big big big big big big big big trouble and i mean really big big big big big big big big
	trouble because folks that is not the kind of people that you want what is it this head that
	lives without a body a monstrous thing that enslaves every woman destroys every man who
	stares into its eyes a thing that couldn't die oh
	hey what can you do
	is oh
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, I can't believe it. I know the same thing as you, but I can't see you from there.
	Oh, I can't believe it.
	Oh, I can't believe it.
	What's the difference between you and me?
	I can't see you from there.
	I can't believe it. I know the same thing as you, but I can't see you from there.
	Oh, I can't believe it.
	Oh yes, green slime.
	How about that?
	Well folks, listen to this.
	I've got something here I want to give to you.
	I want to tell you about this because I think you need to know.
	So here we go.
	This is about the Philadelphia Experiment.
	I want you to listen very carefully because I'm going to tell you the truth about it.
	And all you people have been running around spending all your money on lectures of people who supposedly took part in this and buying books that feed you all the blather in life that you never check out.
	Here's the story.
	Allegedly, in the fall of 1943, a United States Navy destroyer was made invisible and teleported from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania to Norfolk, Virginia in an incident known as the Philadelphia Experiment.
	Records in the operational archives branch of the Naval Historical Center have been repeatedly searched, ladies and gentlemen, by me and many, many other people.
	No documents have been located which confirm the event or any interest by the Navy in attempting such an achievement.
	This never happened.
	There was, however, during the war, the development of degaussing.
	Degaussing were huge.
	Cables that were wrapped around inside the hull of the ship, both longitudinally and before ships, and tremendous electrical currents were put through these coils, and they're still in use on naval ships today, which created an electromagnetic field in order to neutralize the natural magnetic field of the ship.
	So that the ship would not be blown up when it went through a minefield populated by magnetic mines.
	Now, I've always known about this because in the Navy I was a quartermaster.
	It was my job to set the degaussing coils.
	It was my job to notify the range when we entered or left harbor, the degaussing range, so that they could measure the magnetic field of the ship and then give us the proper settings I wish we could determine how to neutralize this magnetic field so that some crazy idiot somewhere could not plant magnetic mines which we would then run over and blow up our ship.
	Of course, we didn't want the Germans to know about this.
	And the original source of this so-called Philadelphia experiment may have been an Office of Naval Intelligence counterintelligence operation to make the Germans think we had developed something that would make ships invisible.
	And even though it couldn't, just the thought of such a thing would have sent them into convolutions of insanity.
	The ship involved in this so-called experiment was supposedly the USS Eldridge.
	We've checked all the operational archives, all the ship logs, the deck log, the war diary from the Eldridge's commissioning on the 27th August 1943 at the New York Navy Yard through December 1943, and every record that we could find.
	And here's the description of the Eldridge's activities as summarized from the ship's war diary.
	After commissioning, the Eldridge remained in New York and in the Long Island Sound until
	16 September, when it sailed to Bermuda.
	From 18 September, the ship was in the vicinity of Bermuda, undergoing training in sea trials
	until the 15th of October, when the Eldridge left in a convoy for New York, where the convoy
	entered on 18 October.
	The Eldridge remained in New York Harbor until the 1st of November, when it was a part of
	the escort for Convoy UGS-23, New York Section.
	So, thank you.
	On the 2nd of November, the convoy entered Naval Operating Base Norfolk.
	On 3 November, Eldridge and Convoy UGS-23 left for Cacablanca, where it arrived on 22nd November.
	On the 29th of November, the Eldridge left as one of the escorts for convoy GUS-22 and arrived with the convoy on 17 December at New York Harbor.
	The Eldridge remained in New York on availability training and in Block Island Sound until the 31st of December when it changed to Norfolk with four other ships.
	During this time frame, Eldridge was never, ever.
	Now listen to me.
	was never ever in Philadelphia.
	The Eldridge's complete World War II Action Report and War Diary coverage, including the remarks sections of the 1943 deck log, is available in microfilm, ladies and gentlemen.
	NRS-1978-26.
	That's MRS 1978-26.
	The cost of duplicate film is indicated on the fee schedule.
	If you write to them and ask for it, they'll send it to you.
	And all you have to do is fill out the order form and send a check or money order for the correct amount, as indicated on the NHC fee schedule.
	Make it payable to the Department of the Navy, to the Operational Archives, and send it in.
	How about that?
	Supposedly, folks, the crew of the civilian merchant ship S.S.
	Andrew Ferusseth observed the arrival via teleportation of the Eldridge into the Norfolk
	area. Andrew Ferusseth's—this is a hard—I've never been able to pronounce it. It's spelled
	F-U-R-U-S-E-T-H-apostrophe-S. Ferusseth's movement report cards are in the temp fleet
	records transferred to the Textual Reference Branch, National Archives and Records Administration,
	8601 Adelphi Road, College Park, Maryland.
	The cards list the ship's ports of call, the dates of the visit, and convoy designation, if any.
	The movement report card shows that Andrew Ferusa left Norfolk with Convoy UGS-15 on the 16th of August, 1943 and arrived at Casablanca on the 2nd of September.
	The ship then left Casablanca on the 19th of September and arrived off of Cape Henry on the 4th of October.
	Andrew Ferusta left Norfolk with convoy UGS-22 on the 25th of October and arrived at Oran on 12 November.
	It's the 12th of November.
	The ship remained in the Mediterranean until it returned with convoy G.U.S.-25 to Hampton
	Roads on 17 January 1944.
	The archives has a letter from Lt. Junior Grade William S.
	Dodge, United States Navy Reserve, retired, who was the master of Andrew Peruseth in
	1943, categorically denying that he or his crew observed any unusual event while in Norfolk.
	Eldridge and Andrew Farrusseth were not even in Norfolk at the same time ever.
	The Office of Naval Research, which is the ONR, has stated that the use of force fields to make a ship and her crew invisible does not conform to known physical laws.
	The Office of Naval Research also claims that Dr. Albert Einstein's unified field theory was never completed.
	During 1943 and 1944, Einstein was a part-time consultant with the Navy's Bureau of Ordnance.
	Undertaking a theoretical research on explosives and explosions.
	There is no indication that Einstein was involved in research relevant to invisibility or to teleportation.
	The Office of Naval Research's information sheet on the Philadelphia Experiment can be obtained, ladies and gentlemen.
	The Philadelphia Experiment has also been called Project Rainbow.
	A comprehensive search of the archives has failed to identify any records of a project
	rainbow relating to teleportation or making a ship disappear.
	In the 1940s, the code name Rainbow was used to refer to the Rome-Berlin-Tokyo axis.
	The Rainbow Plans were the war plans to defeat Italy, Germany, and Japan.
	Rainbow 5, with a Roman numeral V, the plan in effect on 7 December 1941 when Japan attacked
	Pearl Harbor, was the plan the U.S.
	used to fight the Axis powers.
	Now, some researchers have erroneously concluded that the gouging has a connection with making an object invisible.
	I can assure you, and everybody who's ever sailed on a Navy ship that has the gouging on board, and that the gouging is always used, ladies and gentlemen, I can assure you that no such thing has ever happened, or can happen.
	Degaussing is merely a process in which a system of electrical cables are installed around the circumference of a ship's hull, running from bow to stern on both sides of the fort ships, which is around the circumference of the ship, usually somewhere near the center of the ship.
	Where a measured electrical current is passed through these cables to cancel out the ship's magnetic field.
	That's all it is.
	The gouging equipment was installed in the hull of Navy ships and could be turned on whenever the ship was in waters that might contain magnetic mines, usually shallow waters and combat areas.
	It could be said that the gouging correctly done makes a ship invisible to the sensors of magnetic mines, but to nothing and to no one else.
	You see, the ship always remains visible to the human eye.
	It remains in the time and in the geographical area where it always was when the begousing was turned on.
	Radar can still detect it, and underwater listening devices can still hear it.
	I have searched for many years for any substantiation of any of this.
	There isn't any.
	It cannot possibly be true.
	It is fake.
	Phony.
	It is a lie.
	After many years of searching, no one has been able to find any proof whatsoever that any of it ever happened.
	The staff of the Operational Archives and independent researchers have not located any official documents that support the assertion that an invisibility or teleportation experiment involving a Navy ship ever occurred at Philadelphia or any other location.
	Ladies and gentlemen, I hate to say this, but you've all, all of you that believe in this stuff, that is, have been taken for a ride, and it's your own fault.
	You never check anything.
	You never do any research, no investigation.
	You just believe it.
	Why do you believe it?
	That's what I want to know.
	Is it because you want so much to believe it that you want it to be true?
	And if you do, why?
	I mean, what is the advantage in wanting that to be true, especially with the more macabre and gruesome aspects that are supposedly connected with this thing?
	Why is it that you all think that there is something, you know, that needs to be true about all of this?
	I can't figure it out.
	Can't figure you out.
	doesn't make sense.
	I'm going to have to get a new one.
	Isn't the world interesting enough without having to invent all this?
	I find that reality is much more interesting and strange and scary than inventing all of these things that are not true.
	We're going to examine more of these things, and I'm going to pin some hoaxers to the wall on one of these more recent One of these more recent efforts of these people.
	Yes.
	I am.
	And you're going to hear it.
	And a lot of you are going to like it.
	And all of you Looney Tunes, wacko, woo-woo people who are always writing me nasty letters because I'm popping your bubbles.
	Get your pen and paper ready because you've got a whole bunch more to write.
	Because I'm not only going to pop them, I'm going to wrap them up in nice and shiny paper.
	and stick them right in your ear.
	So, let's get started.
	Let's get started.
	Even though...
	Don't know what they're doing but they laugh a lot behind the green door.
	Wish they'd let me in so I could find out what's behind the green door.
	I once tried to tell my chin bear Doors slam, hospitality stand down
	Wonder just what's going on in there Saw an eyeball peek into a snowy cloud behind the green
	door When I said go, sent me someone laughed out loud behind the green door.
	All I wanna do is join the happy crowd behind the green door.
	Face the past, one more night without sleeping.
	What good will the morning come sleeping?
	Green door, what's that secret you're keeping?
	Well, you know that at one time there was a green door in the Pentagon.
	Green door. What's the secret behind the green door? Well, you know that at one time there
	was a green door in the Pentagon. In fact, in most military buildings inside, there was
	a sort of a green and white paint theme, and in fact, all of the doors were green.
	And...
	And yes, in the Pentagon and in the headquarters of the Commander-in-Chief of the Pacific Fleet
	and in the headquarters of the Commander-in-Chief of the Atlantic Fleet and the headquarters
	of the United States Army in Europe, there are secrets.
	Quite a few, as a matter of fact.
	Thank you.
	None of them have anything to do with extraterrestrials whatsoever, or with invisibility experiments, or making ships or airplanes vanish, or sending them forward or backward in time, or anything else.
	None of them.
	And there are just as many new hoaxes and lies and scams coming out now as, in fact, more than there ever have been in the past.
	Many more.
	Remember all the Gulf Breeze photos?
	Remember all of those photographs of the Extraterrestrial spacecraft supposedly visiting Gulf Breeze and abducting people?
	Well, guess what?
	If you go to the mayor's house in Gulf Breeze and look in his backyard, you'll find that there are these paper lanterns, or there used to be, they're probably not there now, but in his yard he had paper lanterns.
	You know, like Chinese paper lanterns, Japanese lanterns.
	And I guess it was for summer night barbecues or something like that.
	And if you take one of those lanterns, it is exactly what was displayed in the photographs of the so-called Gulf Breeze extraterrestrial UFO visitation ships.
	All fake.
	All phony.
	Every one of them.
	In fact, most so-called photographs of UFOs or flooring saucers have been proven over the years to be obvious fakes.
	I'll never forget, I went to a UFO thing down in Phoenix one time at a hotel and was introduced to a very famous That figure in the euphology movement, Colonel Wendell Stevens.
	And he had a booth there, a table set up, and he had his latest photograph of the latest genuine UFO, extraterrestrial craft from some other planet that was here flying around in our atmosphere.
	I couldn't help it, folks.
	I fell to the floor laughing.
	I could not control my laughter.
	It just took over because there, in a 16 by 20 inch photograph, was a picture of a jellyfish in the ocean.
	And he was claiming, he was claiming to all of the people there that this was an extraterrestrial spacecraft photographed in our atmosphere.
	Well, he didn't know that for a good portion of my life I was a diver.
	A deep sea diver, a commercial diver, a scuba diver, a hard hat diver.
	I even taught diving at the most prestigious diving college in the world, the College of Oceaneering in Wilmington, California.
	I taught the mixed gas deep saturation course.
	I taught underwater demolition.
	I taught a lot of things.
	Because I've spent a lot of years and a lot of hours underwater.
	And I've seen an awful lot of jellyfish, ladies and gentlemen, and that was the jellyfish that somebody photographed underwater in the blue ocean, and Wendell Stephens was presenting it to the world as an extraterrestrial spacecraft here carrying visitors from other lands far, far away across the universe.
	And this man is a retired Air Force colonel.
	Many people believe him just because of that.
	What is it about people that makes them fall for such nonsense?
	I'll see you next time.
	I've studied for many hours the Billy Meyer photographs from Switzerland.
	The first thing I found out about Billy Meyer when I studied his history and his His politics and his character is that he's a communist.
	Billy Myers is a communist, admitted communist.
	That was a strike against him to begin with.
	Then when we began studying his photographs and we found things hanging from strings, that sort of made us chuckle.
	Then when we found a very famous UFO photograph that he had put out and compared it to the lights in his garage and found out it was the exact same thing, I mean, that really made us laugh.
	And then when we looked at his motion picture footage and saw that the D-Max and the Emotion obviously changes as these craft enter and leave the picture.
	It's a very, very simple jump from there to taking a motion picture of a pastoral background and then just laying over it another film.
	that has a chroma background with these craft in it, hanging from a string again, dancing all over the universe, and re-photographing them together.
	And that's exactly what was done.
	They say, well, this couldn't possibly have happened because he puts fresh film in his camera every time.
	Oh, poor dummies.
	It's easy for it all to be done somewhere else.
	Put in a fresh film wrapper and give them to Billy Meyer so that he can take out the wrapper and undo it in front of you and put it in his motion picture camera.
	And set the aperture down so low that he's really not taking a picture of anything.
	And then send it off to be processed.
	You're so gullible.
	Absolutely gullible, but it is pathetic.
	You know, I've often sat down and thought to myself, you know, I know how to make millions off of these people.
	All I have to do is give them what they want.
	And it's so easy to manufacture these hoaxes.
	And tell people exactly what they want to hear.
	And make them feel good.
	That's what Anthony Robbins does.
	There's no secret to what he does.
	He doesn't know anything anymore than anybody else in the world does.
	He gets up in front of you and charges you exorbitant amounts of money to tell you exactly what you want to hear.
	And as long as he does that, you will continue forking shovel loads of money into his pockets.
	And I think it's great.
	Only my conscience won't let me do it, so I'm never going to get rich off of you guys.
	I just can't do it.
	I wouldn't be able to.
	You know, I'd get up there and I'd talk for about ten minutes and I'd be telling all these things.
	All of a sudden I would burst out laughing and that would be the end of my career.
	Because I wouldn't be able to stop.
	I couldn't stop myself from laughing.
	I hate you all a lot.
	But you know what, guys?
	You really, you deserve it.
	You asked for it.
	You're getting what you asked for, so I don't see how in the world you could complain.
	It's impossible to complain about something that you asked for in the first place, don't
	you think?
	I think so.
	.
	Check it out.
	You know, what goes around comes around in the circle of life.
	You know, it's a good thing that we're all human.
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	I'm going to play a little bit of the original.
	We are... We are roasting the hoaxers today.
	Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to the Hour of the Time.
	We are roasting the hoaxsters today. We are laying bare the blathering BS that has been
	occupying a lot of your attention instead of devoting your attention to what you should be
	devoting it to, instead of paying attention to what's happening to your country and to your
	world, you are out chasing your tails like a bunch of little children on Halloween.
	And propagating this stuff and passing it around, and who believes it and who doesn't?
	You're going to have a lot of explaining to do after this, and you should.
	You should have an awful lot of explaining to do to an awful lot of people who you've been leading astray, and who've been leading themselves astray.
	The world today is full of lies and deception.
	We can no longer Believe what anybody tells us.
	I don't care who they are.
	Not even our own mothers.
	Because about half of the things that they tell us are also fantasies that they were taught when they were young, or that they got into because they didn't investigate anything.
	And don't write me a letter telling me not to pick on your mother.
	I said mothers, which includes mine.
	But I'm not picking on mothers.
	I'm just telling you the truth.
	Ladies and gentlemen, the truth is, is we're stuck running around in fantasy land.
	Like the three monkeys.
	Only it's hear no truth, see no truth, speak no truth.
	That's really what's going on there.
	It really is.
	And an awful lot of other things, ladies and gentlemen.
	We're lost in La La Land, many of us.
	Others are trying to find our way in reality.
	And if we can, we're going to bring you out of that theme park that you're stuck in and
	make you face the hookers out there on Anaheim Boulevard.
	It was a one long horn and one big eye.
	I saw something shaking in the cedar reed.
	It looked like a purple people eater to me.
	It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater.
	Why is there a one-horned, flying purple people eater?
	One-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater.
	Sure looks strange to me.
	One-eyed?
	Oh, he came down to earth and he lit a little tree.
	I said, Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me.
	I heard him say it in a voice so rough.
	I wonder if he saw it really so fast.
	It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple peeper.
	They sure looked strange to me.
	I didn't miss the purple people.
	You don't watch your line.
	It's very easy, purple people, and it sure is fine.
	But that's not the reason that I came to land.
	I wanna get a job playing a rock and roll band Well, that's my son rockin' gold, flying purple people eaters
	Pissin' cold undercoat, flying purple people eaters All the way in Georgia, really little people eaters
	What a sight to see Wow!
	And then he come from the tree, then he get on the ground And when he started to yaw, really rockin' fast
	It was a crazy day, with a swingin' pin He a buck, buck, a boot, a rock, a loom, bamboo
	Well, that's my son rockin' gold, flying purple people eaters Pissin' cold undercoat, flying purple people eaters
	Ow, ow, ow, ow, flying purple people eaters What a sight to see
	That's a hit!
	The way he went on his way, and then what did he know?
	I saw him last night on the TV show He was blowin' out, really knockin' him dead
	Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head Tequila
	That's what, you know, that's what by choice aliens drink, by choice tequila
	And probably a lot of the people who believe in them Ha ha ha ha
	Oh boy.
	Well, gee, what are some of the most recent things that are going on here?
	Well, let me give you some of them.
	And I've just got so many here, I don't even know where to start.
	It's amazing.
	There's a... Let me see if I can find it here.
	Oh, yes.
	Well, I've misplaced that one, but I've got so many, it doesn't matter.
	I can just read these things all day and all night if I want to.
	Here's one.
	October 30, 1996, on the Gordon Elliott Show, Vox Network, Jack Kasher, Ph.D.—doesn't say what his Ph.D.
	is in, it's probably Looney Tunology—was revealing his views that the NASA STS footage showing a beam coming up from the Earth and an object pulling a right-angle turn at more than an estimated 100 Gs was an advanced, intelligently controlled spacecraft, and not a particle of ice as NASA claims.
	Due to the fact that the broadcast was caught already in progress, we were unable to note where Dr. Kasher works, but the tone of the conversation implied that he worked with NASA, and NASA says that they don't know the guy.
	How about that?
	Well, let me tell you what that was about, folks.
	There was.
	You know, any of you who watch the NASA channel, you see the beautiful color photography from the space shuttle.
	And they just keep that going all the time.
	The space shuttle obviously just has a camera on, you know, just pointed out there.
	And it's always in beautiful color.
	Just absolutely beautiful color.
	All of the images are crisp and just some of the best photography with some of the best technology that you've ever seen.
	It's beautiful.
	Well, all of a sudden, on this day, see, we're going along looking at the beautiful NASA color photography and everything was clear and crisp.
	All of a sudden, the whole image changed.
	The color photography shut off, and it was replaced with black and white, and everything was sort of fuzzy, out of focus.
	And then you see this white thing go across the screen, and you see this other white thing come up and go past it, and then you see it do a right angle turn and it's gone.
	And what it looked like was somebody playing with Photoshop on a computer.
	That's really what it looked like.
	And then the beautiful color pictures came back, And all in focus and everything was nice.
	Well, we had, there's more than just people watching the NASA channel.
	There are people who monitor these signals where they come from and where they go.
	And people who were monitoring this on that day, and I'm talking about space nuts who are electronic geniuses, Say that that signal did not come from the space shuttle, ladies and gentlemen, but from a CIA facility in Virginia, which they were able to pinpoint by triangulation, and that it wasn't photography from the space shuttle at all.
	Well, all these wackos jumped on board, and the next thing we saw was Donald Francis Ecker III.
	On television, being interviewed about this, and the commentator's asking whether it could be fake or not.
	And he says, fake, and then it's bleeped out because he used an expletive there.
	He said, fake, blank, my, blank, this is an extraterrestrial crap.
	Donald Francis Ecker III is the so-called Research Director for UFO Magazine, which has a history that is just incredible.
	UFO Magazine is owned by Vicki Cooper, no relation to me whatsoever.
	Vicki Cooper used to be a high-class, highly paid hooker who worked for Sidney Biddle Barrows, the Mayflower Madam.
	Well, apparently the Mayflower Madam operation stepped on somebody's toes because their clientele were diplomats and rich, wealthy people and Hollywood stars and all of this kind of thing for their little call girl ring there.
	Well, the feds entrapped Vicky somehow.
	That has never come to light yet.
	And Vicky turned state's evidence against the Mayflower Madam, her boss, and her fellow hookers.
	And they put her in the Witness Protection Program, gave her some money, and sent her to Los Angeles to start UFO Magazine.
	Well, Vicki had never heard of UFOs, didn't know anything about UFOs, didn't know anything to do with UFOs.
	When she got to Los Angeles, she was met there by Barry Taff.
	Barry Taff has worked extensively for the New Rose Psychiatric The Neuropsychiatric Laboratory of the University of Southern California, Los Angeles, UCLA, very closely with Dr. Louis Jolyon West, the premier mind control manipulator of the intelligence community in the United States government.
	Well, Vicki had never known him before in her life, but she was met at the airport by Barry Taft, who then installed her in an apartment just over his own apartment.
	Vicki made no secret of the fact that she didn't like UFOs, didn't care about UFOs, didn't want anything to do with UFOs, didn't really want to have a UFO magazine, but the CIA had financed UFO magazine And it was part of her condition of staying out of jail, so she did it.
	And she told everybody that everybody in the UFO field, all of these ufologists, she told them are CIA agents and that the CIA was financing her magazine.
	Made no secret of it whatsoever.
	Lots of people who heard her say this and who have relayed that story to us.
	I documented it in my book and named two of the people.
	Who heard her say it?
	Don't want to name them all.
	They might disappear.
	Well, Donald Francis Ecker is now the research director for UFO magazine.
	After being there for a while, he married Vicki Cooper, so now it's a husband and wife team.
	We investigated Donald Francis Ecker's background because Most of what he has written and what he does and what he puts out is not just questionable, it's just downright phony fake lies.
	Well, Donald Francis Decker has told the world that his qualifications for being the research director and for being believed on the subject of UFOs Is that he was a police officer and a criminal investigator for many police departments and state law enforcement agencies across the United States, and he has named many of them, Philadelphia being one, Boise, Idaho being another.
	Well, we simply just went and checked their personnel records and told them that he had applied to us for a job and asked, you know, for some kind of a recommendation from them.
	Lo and behold, every single one of the departments And the agencies that he listed all said that he has never worked for them in any law enforcement capacity or criminal investigative capacity whatsoever.
	He just turned out to be another fraud.
	We did find out that Donald Francis Ecker had applied for and was given a job with the Idaho State Prison as a lowest rank prison guard.
	Where he worked for a while.
	Donald Francis Ecker then quit the prison to go to work for the Canyon County Sheriff's Department as a narcotics deputy trainee.
	You see, he never became a deputy.
	He never finished the training course.
	Six weeks after entering the training course for the Canyon County Sheriff's Department as a narcotics deputy trainee, Donald Francis Ecker was fired for cause.
	Fired, ladies and gentlemen, because apparently he was going out and getting drunk almost every night in the local bars, flashing his badge, intimidating the bartenders and the customers.
	And, of course, these people notified the sheriff and he got rid of Donald Francis Ecker, who then went back to the Idaho State Prison as a lowest-rank prison guard, where, during a training session, he shot off his left leg with a 12-gauge shotgun During a training exercise when none of the weapons were even supposed to be loaded.
	He tells people today that he lost his leg in Vietnam as an officer in the United States Army as a member of special forces.
	We also checked with the United States Army.
	Donald Francis Hecker was never an officer in the United States Army or any other military service.
	He was never, ever in Special Forces, and he never served in Vietnam.
	So there you have it.
	And that's just one.
	I've got lots more, folks.
	Lots, lots more.
	Isn't it amazing?
	Now we have Dr. Norman Berggren of Berggren Research and Engineering.
	He says he has discovered extraterrestrial objects present at Earth's moon, something that I revealed years ago.
	The only problem with it is all the photographs are fake, phony.
	They're not really photographs of the moon.
	They're photographs of a mock-up of the moon that was built on the grounds of the Walt Disney Studios inside a closely locked and guarded soundstage way back during the early sixties.
	That's been documented, ladies and gentlemen, and I exposed that a long time ago.
	But Dr. Norman Berggren either doesn't know this or he knows it and is a part of what's going on here.
	He is, I guess he owns Berggren Research and Engineering.
	He claims he has discovered extraterrestrial objects present at Earth's moon.
	During the 31-hour, 31-minute stay on the moon, Commander Charles P. Conrad and Lunar Module Pilot Alan A. Bean photographed an object on the distant horizon.
	You study any of these moon photographs, folks, and there is no distant horizon.
	The horizon is no further than 100 meters in every one of the photographs that you're
	ever going to see from NASA.
	Photographed an object on the distant horizon above the Moon's surface on the Apollo 12
	mission according to Berggruen.
	The object is cylindrical in appearance, with a blue overhead streamer, and it also appears
	to have a yellow emission at one end.
	The object is believed to be the tip of a projection from a much larger cylindrically
	shaped object.
	Ladies and gentlemen, I have seen this photograph and many others.
	It is nothing more than a lens flare caused by sunlight entering the front of the lens
	That's all it is.
	And so much for that.
	And if you don't believe it, get copies of the photographs and look at it yourself.
	Take it to someone who has a degree in photography like me.
	Have it analyzed and you'll find that it is a lens flare.
	Now, here's another one.
	A huge craft is orbiting the rings of Saturn, says a new book by a NASA scientist.
	On January 30th, the Alan Handelman Radio Show featured the NASA scientist, here again, Dr. Berggruen, discussing his new book, The Ringmakers of Saturn.
	The only problem is, is Dr. Berggruen is not a NASA scientist, as he claims.
	Not at all.
	So that's one lie that we've caught him in.
	And there's more.
	His book is called The Ring Makers of Saturn, implying that there is extraterrestrial life forms that manufactured the rings of Saturn.
	He claimed that NASA got photos from the Voyager probe of the rings around Saturn, including an image of a cigar-shaped craft orbiting the rings.
	The craft was approximately the size of the Earth, he says.
	Dr. Berggren believes that this is an intelligently controlled craft which he referred to as an electromagnetic vehicle.
	Another lie.
	If it were a craft, there's no way that he could know how it was propelled or anything else.
	Not from a photograph, anyway.
	He claimed that the portholes could actually be seen in the side of this huge cigar-shaped craft.
	He estimated that the craft was big enough to hold an entire civilization.
	Asked why NASA has not released this, Berggren said that the 1958 Space Act states that the public will be informed regarding results of photos and data only if it is determined that they are not a threat.
	He said a craft of this size would be considered a threat and would have great military significance.
	That's from the Colorado MUFON News.
	That's the Mutual UFO, you know.
	the UFOlogy experts.
	Well, ladies and gentlemen, the 1958 Space Act states no such thing.
	And if you don't believe me, you can get a copy of it and read it.
	You can also read the NASA charter, which says all, all information collected or developed by NASA, all scientific achievements, inventions developed by NASA, all photographs, all research was to be made available to the public always.
	That's what it really says.
	Oh, what else we got here?
	Oh, there's a correction here.
	Oh, there's a correction here. It says the portholes were not portholes at all, but exhaust
	ports. So, they have this giant spacecraft which now has exhaust ports, indicating that
	it has to have some kind of fuel to burn, which means they didn't come far, and they're
	not going to go far because fuel is exhaustible.
	How about that?
	So that's so much for Dr. Berggruen. Now, now ladies and gentlemen we come to Mr. Art
	Bullshit Bell.
	Art Blathering Bullshit Bell is the real truth of it.
	Art Bell has been promoting that the Hale-Bopp comet is accompanied by a huge extraterrestrial spacecraft larger than the Earth, which is sending out signals of warning before it.
	And that it is hollow, or how he determines that, I don't know.
	And that it's full of an invading extraterrestrial force which is coming to this earth to destroy us.
	He has been propagating this and talking about it on his syndicated overnight radio show for months now.
	And I told you that this was not true.
	In fact, 99% of everything that you ever hear on the Art Bell Show is not true.
	It's just a blatant lie.
	Art Bell is a fellow traveler, a communist, a change agent for the New World Order.
	Now listen to this very carefully.
	Thank you.
	This is from Dr. Olivier R. Hainaut.
	From the Institute of Astronomy, University of Hawaii.
	Now, a man in white named Joe Gill on the telephone told me that a scientist at the Mauna Kea Observatory had told him that there really was this spacecraft accompanying the Hale-Bopp comet.
	Well, I called him up.
	None of them ever heard of Joe Gill.
	None of them ever spoke to Joe Gill.
	Turned out to be another lie.
	Here's what Dr. Olivier R. Hainaut says.
	Remember, he's from the Institute of Astronomy, University of Hawaii.
	He is one of the astronomers who works at the Haleakala Observatory and the Mauna Kea Observatory.
	He says, Images of Comet Hale-Bopp showing an allegedly mysterious companion object have
	appeared on websites with the URLs http://www.strieber.com and http://www.artstribe.com.
	artbell.com forward slash art forward slash hailbop dot html.
	Here's what he says, ladies and gentlemen. These images are fraudulent. The mysterious
	companion object is not real, having been added to the image, most likely using digital
	image processing techniques.
	The original image appears at a website with the URL, this is where you can look at the original that was authored to make the ones that Art Bell and Whitley Strieber are promoting as this extraterrestrial invasion craft.
	And they've really got people going on this one.
	I mean, people all over the world have bid on this.
	Why?
	I don't know.
	I guess because they're just inherently stupid.
	Maybe that's why.
	Here's the site where you can look at the original photograph and compare it to the
	fakes.
	This is a video from the 1995 September 1st, 1995, using the University of Hawaii 2.24-meter
	telescope shortly before 6 hours UTC, or about 8pm on August 31st, Hawaiian Standard Time.
	A direct comparison between the central region of both the original and the doctored image
	is found at http://www.ifa.hawaii.edu/.images/.hail-bop/.tholen.jpg.
	There is no doubt that this September 1st, 1995 image was used for the fraudulent images.
	A careful comparison of the central region of the original image shows the comet in the same position with respect to the background stars, which means the real and doctored images must have been taken at essentially the same time.
	As such, the images could not have been taken from eastern Asia or Australia, where the sun was still up, nor from western North or South America, where the comet was very low in the sky.
	The images of stars on both show the same amount of sharpness, so an observatory site capable of providing approximately arc-second seeing must have been involved.
	The faintest stars visible in both images are essentially the same, meaning that the combination of telescope aperture and exposure length must be the same.
	Given that the stars are not trailed, the exposures must have been short, meaning that a large telescope must have been used.
	The relative brightnesses of the stars shown are also the same, meaning that the same filters must have been used and combined into a single image in the same way.
	Lastly, the pixel size is the same, all of which indicates that these are in fact the same image.
	Hawaii is the only place with large telescopes that could have taken the image at the time indicated by the comet's placement among the stars, and with the degree of sharpness provided by the atmosphere above the observatory site.
	The 2.24 meter telescope was the only one on the mountain equipped with a camera that provided the correct pixel size, and the only one that used the particular combination of red, green, and blue filters to produce the original color composite.
	There is doubt about the origin of this image.
	There is no doubt about the origin of this image.
	The mysterious companion object does not appear on the original, which means it was added to the copy by some unknown individual in an attempt to deceive the public.
	The original images are not secret, as claimed on the first two websites mentioned above by Art Bell and Whitley Streber, having been available on the Institute for Astronomy's website since September of 1995, and it has also appeared on Sky Publishing's website with permission.
	The allegedly mysterious astrophysicist who took the image was never at the point of making a public announcement to claim discovery of the object.
	There is no object for which discovery can be claimed.
	The identity of the faked image with the one I took was called to my attention only today, and this statement was prepared as a rebuttal.
	Dr. David J. Tholen, T-h-o-l-e-n, Institute for Astronomy, University of Hawaii, January the 15th, 1996, and you heard it here on the Hour of the Time first.
	And not today, for when they first made these statements, I told you it was phony, it was a fake, and that they're all lying to you.
	Why?
	Well, ladies and gentlemen, if they can convince you all that there is a threat from space by some extraterrestrial species, wouldn't you all be willing to sacrifice and give up some or all of your freedoms in order to come together as one humanity in a one-world government where we might pool our resources, technology, and military might in order to oppose this threat?
	That's why.
	That's exactly why, ladies and gentlemen, Art Bell is going to distance himself from
	the whole thing to try to save his non-existent reputation.
	For anybody with a brain has always known that if you listen to the Art Bell Show, you're going to be spinning around in La La Land for the rest of your life.
	He's going to claim that he was set up by Courtney Brown, or that Brown was set up by the mystery astronomer who doesn't exist.
	Both of Bell's claims will be false.
	He wasn't set up by anyone.
	Bell is part of all of this.
	Brown and Streber will be on Art Bell's show tonight.
	So if you want to hear a whole bunch of people backpedaling, if you want to listen to how they're going to explain this, listen to Art Bell tonight.
	I think I'm going to find it hilarious and extremely entertaining.
	And if you have any brains, you will, too.
	There is no question about the fraudulent nature of Art Bell's photograph, which has
	been presently—or up to the present, I should say—prominently displayed on his and Whitley
	Streber's web pages.
	Thank you.
	Different photos of different regions of the sky cannot have the same star field, ladies and gentlemen.
	And for those of you who are familiar with the way Art Bell and friends orchestrated this hoax, What does this say about Art Bell and his co-conspirators, Whitley Streber and remote viewer Courtney Brown, who have all lied to you repeatedly over and over again?
	What does it say about the validity of so-called remote viewing?
	Last night, Art Bell was conveniently sick.
	He couldn't face you last night, so he spent the night and the day cooking up the story that he's going to give you tonight.
	But it doesn't matter.
	Because if you believe it, he'll move back to the Philadelphia Experiment and all the other blathering crap that he normally feeds you.
	And just like he always has, he will continue to fill your ears and your lives with pablum.
	Keep you spinning around in circles, cul-de-sacs chasing your tails, while more and more freedoms are stripped from the American people because you're not paying attention to what you should be paying attention to, while the world moves closer and closer to one world for totalitarian, socialist, utopian government.
	Translate dictatorship.
	You had better screw your heads on straight, ladies and gentlemen, or you're being waltzed through the rose garden.
	And since you have on rose-colored glasses, you can't even see the roses.
	you think it's just a bunch of bushes with leaves on them?
	Isn't it funny?
	Isn't all of this strange?
	I could go on for days and weeks and months and strip the mask from off these people and
	I could make a career of it because there is so much of it to be done.
	I could do it.
	Maybe tomorrow I will play the tape of my interview with Travis Walton and expose his lies.
	For he's lying also.
	Travis Walton never saw a spacecraft, never saw extraterrestrial beings, and neither did anybody who was with him on that night when he claims that he was abducted.
	Truth is, nobody saw anything except a light in the woods.
	Nobody knows where Travis Walton went, but Travis Walton was never taken up on any spacecraft, never saw any extraterrestrials, Never saw a spacecraft, and neither did his companions that night see any of those things.
	And if you got Turian, soon enough, after the whole thing happened, he told the truth.
	But as soon as he discovered he could make a lot of money by telling lies and bending the truth, he started doing it, and he's been doing it ever since.
	The movie Fire in the Sky, the lie.
	Travis Walton's book is a lie if it's not, let him sue me.
	He can't, ladies and gentlemen, because I have an interview with him on tape in his
	own words where he himself will tell you that everything he's telling you now is nothing
	but a lie.
	You're listening to about the only man in America who will tell you the truth consistently
	over and over again, every day, every time.
	And the only one that when he makes a mistake, meaning me, will come back on the air as soon as he finds out and tell you that it was a mistake.
	You're listening to The Hour of the Time.
	I'm William Cooper.
	The sound you hear is dripping blood.
	This is the start of Black Sunday.
	You better hide.
	Here they come.
	Here they come.
	And they're coming for you.
	I'm gonna get you.
	I'm gonna get you.
	Oh.
	Yes.
	There I am.
	certain found the meadows a-droppin' And bob-eyed down to lock on to his from
	Down to get that brand Tim insha-Allah Pick and call for the procession
	Pick-And-toss all night like a stick Tibetan For the rest of his medicine-porn-pokin'
	It's all worth the seconds.
	Take a breathe for the ease of a demon.
	And they're here on a gallbladder collection expedition.
	The Feast of the Mau Mau from Zeta Reticuli.
	And they're here on a gallbladder collection expedition.
	So if you've still got a gallbladder, you better watch out.
	As Stanton T. Friedman says at the end of his lectures, when you encounter these guys,
	As Stanton T. Friedman says at the end of his lectures, when you encounter these guys,
	who speaks for planet Earth?
	speaks for the planet Earth.
	Uber Flavia?
	Eugle-flavia.
	So, they fired for the fire alarm They'll stand for the men, they'll stand for the men
	And the treat when the beast in the mouth mouth And the treat when the beast in the mouth mouth
	Miley Cyrus man, they go like this The police
	Open your mom's organization Shevaubische new Junio
	And I'm speaking up If you don't like me, I'm a woman
	If you don't like me, I'm a woman If you don't like me, I'm a woman
	If you don't like me, I'm a woman Hey man, you're hot like a little bit more than me
	You're happy coming inside that bag And take a swim in the ocean in between the cold
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	We interrupt this record to bring you a special bill of He was special bulletin.
	The reports of a flying saucer hovering over the city have been confirmed.
	The flying saucers are real.
	Real, when I feel, what my heart can't conceive.
	That was the Clatters recording.
	Too real!
	We switch you now to our on-the-spot reporter downtown.
	Come on, baby, let's go downtown.
	Take it away, John Cameron Cameron.
	This is John Cameron Cameron downtown.
	Pardon me, madam, would you tell our audience what would you do if the saucer were to land?
	Jump back in the air!
	Thank you.
	And now the thing, gentlemen, there.
	What I'm gonna do...
	It's hard to tell.
	Hey, the gentleman with the guitar, what would you do, sir?
	Well, thank you.
	Very kind of you, ma'am.
	Run up your outer space, it is nothing, with a reward for Earth!
	Earth Angel, Earth Angel!
	That was the Pelicans, outer space, recording Earth.
	I've just been handed a bulletin.
	The Flying Saucer has just landed.
	We put you again downtown.
	Here we are again.
	We have enough professors to see the printing mold of the British Institute.
	And the professor is approaching in France to see if there is possibly any finite life aboard.
	But I'm sure some things are in doubt.
	That was Laughing Lewis' record.
	Nothing!
	To the huge young Tamron Cameron on the spot!
	And now I believe we're about to hear the words of the first-place man ever to land honor!
	And now, here are the ball scores!
	The impact of seeing a first-place man has this reporter reeling.
	Is Michael reeling?
	That was the Clatters again with their big one.
	Ha!
	Oh!
	This is Donald Cameron Cameron again downtown.
	The spaceman has returned to his ship and he is taking off.
	We return now to our studios.
	The Flying Saucer has gone.
	There is no threat of an invasion.
	However, the Flying Saucers are still around.
	Ladies and gentlemen, in the report from Iron Mountain, an astounding admission was
	made.
	you Though not yet expressly put forth, I'm quoting directly from it, is the development of a long-range sequence of space research projects with largely unattainable goals.
	This kind of program offers several advantages lacking in the social welfare model.
	First, it is unlikely to phase itself out regardless of the predictable surprises science has in store for us.
	The universe is too big.
	In the event some individual project unexpectedly succeeds, there would be no dearth of substitute problems.
	For example, if colonization of the moon proceeds on schedule, it could then become necessary to establish a beachhead on Mars or Jupiter, and so on.
	Second, it need be no more dependent on the general supply-demand economy than its military prototype.
	Third, it lends itself extraordinarily well to arbitrary control.
	Space research can be viewed as the nearest modern equivalent yet devised to the pyramid building and similar ritualistic enterprises of ancient societies.
	It is true that the scientific value of the space program, even of what has already been accomplished, is substantial on its own terms.
	But current programs are absurdly and obviously disproportionate.
	And it goes on over here.
	Let me see here.
	Credibility, in fact, lies at the heart of the problem of developing a political substitute
	for war.
	This is where the space race proposals, in many ways so well suited as economic substitutes for war, fall short.
	The most ambitious and unrealistic space projects cannot of itself generate a believable external menace.
	It has been hotly argued that such a menace would offer the last, best hope of peace, etc., by uniting mankind against the danger of destruction by creatures from other planets or from outer space.
	Experiments have been proposed to test the credibility of an out-of-our-world invasion threat.
	It is possible that a few of the more difficult-to-explain flying saucer incidents of recent years were, in fact, early experiments of this kind.
	And we have found evidence going all the way back to 1917, ladies and gentlemen, proving that this plan It's not new at all.
	John Dewey, the professor of philosophy in Columbia University, spoke at a reception in New York City of the special mission from Japan headed by Viscount Ishii, and this is what he said.
	I quote John Dewey.
	By the way, he's the socialist father of our failed educational system.
	Someone remarked that the best way to unite all the nations on this globe would be an attack from some other planet.
	In the face of such an alien enemy, people would respond with a sense of their unity of interest and purpose."
	End quote.
	So that's where all of this is coming from, ladies and gentlemen.
	and we'll take you out with a little dither.
	We are not going to interrupt this record.
	Bye.
	Yes, we are.
	The Flying Slaughter has landed again.
	Washington, the Secretary of Defense has just said... We've had a shame.
	That was Skinny Dynamo's record.
	That's a shame.
	The He's John Cameron Cameron Part 2.
	Gathered around me are several other spacemen.
	Tell us, have you come to conquer the world?
	And now would you repeat that in English?
	Don't you be angry!
	We return you now to our studios.
	Here is a news item from Washington.
	The president has just issued a statement to the spacemen, and we quote... That was Park Gherkin's record, Shoes.
	We switch you again, downtown.
	This is Don Cameron, Cameron, downtown.
	Uh, Professor Stedrick of the Rare Institute, tell us, how were the saucers able to land?
	That was Huckleberry's recording.
	The motor cools down.
	I believe the spacemen have the final parting words.
	We return you now to our studio.
	The spacemen have gone again.
	But look to the skies.
	The saucers will always be there.
	Goodbye, Earth people.
	And good riddance, extraterrestrial, E.T., little feller, benevolent, vicious, mean, threatening space brother, you.
	Good night, ladies and gentlemen.
	God bless you, and may God save this republic, and may you all find your brains somewhere,
	roll them up in a little ball, and stick them in your ear, back in your head where they
	belong.
	No need to believe in the last years of the 19th century.
	A huge crowd have been watched from the time the squirrels were spacing.
	you No one could agree that we were being scrutinized, as some with a microscope stand as creatures that swallow all the light of day and drop water.
	Few men even consider the possibility of life in outer space.
	And yet, across the dark space, minds immeasurably superior to ours regard this earth that envious
	ours, and slowly and surely they prove their classlessness.
	And yet, across the dark space, minds immeasurably superior to ours regard this earth that envious
	ours, and slowly and surely they prove their classlessness.
	I'm William Cooper, named by William Jefferson Clinton in a White House memo as the most dangerous radio host in America.
	Now you know why.
	This is the Voice of Freedom.
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	I'm ready, yes I'm ready I know it's late now, but you're the one I love and you'll show me the way.
	But I'm way better.
	Yes, I'm way better.
	To fall in love.

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