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Hey, everyone, and welcome to our Zoom call.
This is the White Males for Trump Zoom call.
Yeah.
I'm just glad to be here and share my feelings.
Yeah, me too.
I just got back from my performance in Paris.
I have a group that does the last supper that I'm part of.
It's great.
Yeah, why are we on a Zoom call if we're all in the same room?
It's just the cool, that's what the kids are doing now.
Oh, okay.
The white people are doing it.
White women are doing it.
Have they done a black people call yet?
I don't think they know how to use phones.
But that's, you know, that's the first time I've seen white men.
Are you saying black people don't know how to use phones?
That's what I've been told by the media, because that's why they can't get voter IDs.
Do they know how to use IC?
Do black people know how to use Zoom?
I don't think they know how to do.
What about like Google Meets?
It's true that Biden was okay.
It was Biden that was saying they didn't know how to use the computer, the internet, right?
Yes.
I'm not racist.
That was a reference to the Democrats.
We better dig ourselves saying the white dudes for Trump call is going great so far.
One black joke already.
I don't think I've seen a white person's, like specifically white group, except for the KKK, since the KKK.
I think this may be the first one.
So this is like kind of cause for celebration or like what?
White dudes for Kamala.
Yeah, the white dudes for Kamala.
Yeah, so what did, did you guys see that call?
What did you think of that?
I didn't see it.
I didn't want to.
I don't hate myself enough.
I guess Sean Aston was on it, unfortunately.
What?
May he rest.
What?
Of course he was.
They're all liberal.
I mean, Elijah Wood was tweeting about Kamala and how great she is.
They have to defeat Sean on the call.
I'm still hurting over Sean Aston.
Is it Aston or Austin?
It's Aston now.
Well, he was liberal.
Did you think he wasn't liberal?
I thought maybe he was rational.
They all are.
He's more centrist liberal, I think, but he's liberal.
He's liberal, but he's supposed to be a Christian, too.
I mean, imagine you run in those circles and all, you know, 99% of the city of Hollywood is voting for Kamala.
Like, you can't not if you're submerged in there.
The problem is that, you know, Biden dropped out of the race.
Kamala's, you know, she was initially struggling because no one likes her, but now she's starting to gain some momentum.
And then Sean Aston went over to her and said, share the load.
Share the load.
Let me carry it for a while.
And now she is.
He's like, I can't carry you, Kamala.
No, I can't carry you.
I can't carry the presidency, but I can carry you.
I can't fill out the ballot for you.
But I'll fill out you.
I can't turn in the ballot for you, but I can carry you You hold the ballot.
Let's think of more ways to make this analogy work.
But the word on the street was that Sean Austin was a Christian.
Austin.
And so, I don't know.
Like when I would walk down the street, I'd be like, hey, it's Sean Aston.
They're like, yeah.
Everyone's like, that's the word I'm.
And I would walk down the street and see Sean Aston.
I'd be like, hey, Christian.
Hey, are you a Christian?
And he'd be like, sure am.
And then he'd give you finger guns.
Yeah.
Well, guys, this is the Babylon Bee podcast, the only podcast that covers the news.
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Yeah, my name is Travis.
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Oh, yeah.
What t shirt are you?
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Oh, and who is correct more?
It's the experts.
Just kidding.
It's the conspiracy.
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That's one of the shirts I don't have.
I have most of the Babylon B shirts.
I dress almost entirely as Babylon B. What Babylon B shirt are you wearing right now, Jared?
Oh, this one is not a Babylon B shirt.
So I'm not entirely, I guess I was lying.
When Jarrett walks down the red carpet, it's like he's wearing the Babylon B. Babylon B collection.
Wow.
Oh, who are you wearing?
Who are you wearing?
Oh, this is Babylon B. Bettina.
This is Bettina.
What's in the news this week?
All right, guys.
What happened in the news this week?
Oh, well, get this.
Oh, my goodness.
It turns out big tech is rigging the election.
What?
What year is it?
It's 1860.
I think it's big tech is still.
Yeah, big tech.
What would big tech have been in 1860?
Like the printing press?
That was probably the printing press.
Big locomotive.
Yeah.
They didn't even have locomotives yet.
Well, they'd say trains.
Out here in LA, it would be big water.
I was thinking of cars.
That's the locomotive is a train.
Yeah.
So, yeah, people were searching for Trump assassination, and I tried this myself.
You type in Trump ass and it doesn't.
Why would you type that in?
And it doesn't.
That sounds like a.
And it doesn't fill it out the rest of the word assination.
It just says Trump ass.
It doesn't do the rest.
And yeah, you type President Donald.
Look at this one.
President Donald, and the first result is President Donald Duck.
And then President Donald Donald Reagan.
Reagan.
Why is that even coming up?
And Reagan is spelled out.
So Elon Musk was tweeting these screenshots saying like, interference?
And like, wow.
Attempted assassination of True.
And it's attempted assassination of Truman is the first.
It's the first one.
Because it's real hot right now.
It's a really good question.
Everyone wants to know about these.
In the last two weeks, that's been a big topic.
So here's another one where somebody searched Donald Trump and the first suggested news result is Kamala Harris rally.
News about Project 2025.
Is that what you wanted?
Project 2025?
Yeah, you may have heard of it.
And then Facebook started censoring.
If you shared that picture of Trump holding his fist in the air with the flag after the assassination, you shared it, it would pop up and either censor it or say, altered photo or video.
Third-party fact checkers found a similar photo to be altered.
And it cites USA Today and the Associated Press.
But it was literally taken by a Pulitzer-winning photographer.
Last week, I tried to find that picture just as a Google on Google search, and I couldn't, it wouldn't come up.
Like that one picture, it's the most iconic picture.
That's interesting.
It wouldn't come up.
Image search couldn't come up.
My wife tried it.
She couldn't do it either.
And you can't use DuckDuckGo either because you just get ducks.
Yeah.
It's not a very useful.
That's really the problem with DuckDuckGo when I do search engine.
It's a very useful search engine.
Yeah.
I mean, it's really good at what it does, but only if you're searching for ducks.
Yes.
It seems like it's executed really well, but just as a concept, it feels limiting.
Yeah.
Feels to me.
I tried pheasant, pheasant, go, and that was just, that was a little better, but it was only pheasants.
I also found Ask Jeeves to be a strange concept.
You know what?
Ask Jeeves doesn't exist anymore, but I used to love it because I totally, I was a child.
I bought into the commercial where it's like, oh, you're talking to a butler.
So I'd always be like, good to see you.
So where is the nearest blockbuster video?
Yeah.
Yeah, I did the exact same thing.
And it's not really just a search engine, though.
Let me tell you.
And that was also a bad idea because just having one guy try to find your answers and type it back to you really quick.
And he's an old man.
Well, we had a video about that.
Yeah.
Chat GPT was a dude in the closet.
If you combined the ideas and you had DuckDuck Jeeves, and then you have a butler who can only search things about ducks.
Duck, Duck, Jeeves.
Sometimes you combine two mediocre ideas.
So every time you, yes.
So every time you search for anything, he just goes, ah, I only know about ducks.
Sorry, man.
Did you mean a Mallard?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's like Mallard type of duck.
Maybe that was the problem.
Maybe it's because.
Oh, yeah, with Donald Duck.
Maybe that was that a DuckDuckGo search that was asked.
That was Duck Duck Jeeves.
That was the most famous duck that has ever walked the planet is Donald Duck.
President Donald Duck.
Speaking of the assassination, an update from the new acting director of the Secret Service said that a failure of imagination and making assumptions about what local cops were supposed to do led to the keep asking me.
I just don't get how he got on the roof.
I know we've gone through great details and a lot of examination.
Could you just give a minute on what went wrong and how you think it can be fixed?
Because I think it's just going to help to dispel the conspiracy theories.
There's some people that think it didn't really happen, which of course is completely ridiculous.
It did.
There are some people that think all kinds of conspiracies went on within the government, which is also false.
But could you just tell them what went wrong so they understand?
Thank you, Senator.
I've thought long and hard about this.
I think this was a failure of imagination.
A failure to imagine that we actually do live in a very dangerous world where people do actually want to do harm to our protectees.
I think it was.
Isn't that the whole premise of your job?
They're supposed to analyze and do a job that people want to harm your protectees.
Yes.
Seems like the Democrats are going to be able to do that.
That's what keeps them in employed.
The Democrats live in a world of pure imagination, I would say, pure imagination.
So I think what's funny to me, too, is that I heard that he said, oh, the problem was an imagination issue.
And I thought, oh, well, maybe they just didn't.
What he means is they didn't imagine the right possible tactic that would be used, but he just means, oh, we didn't know anyone would try to hurt him, try to hurt Hitler, which is just bizarre.
I like the way the lady asked the question because she's literally begging.
She's begging.
She holds her hands up like, please.
Will you please let us know?
Everyone else is really angry.
She's like, just please.
And I think that it's interesting because he's not much better than the previous one, Cheadle.
He's maybe a little better in the sense that he tries to answer questions.
Yeah, well, no, he's still obfuscating.
I feel like I'm watching it and I'm like, just freaking to answer a question.
Did you see the one with Ted Cruz where Ted Cruz is like, how many people were there versus how many people were at?
And he would not give an answer.
He's like, look, he just talks around it.
And I feel like that's what they're doing the whole time.
It bothers me so much.
I like to think that if I was a sandwich artist at Subway and I failed at my job, like someone came in to get a sandwich and I was like, I don't know how to make a sandwich.
I can't imagine.
This is a failure of imagination.
What happened?
I did not imagine someone would come in.
I think what happened here is a failure of imagination.
We didn't imagine a world where a customer wanted to come in and get a sandwich.
And therefore you didn't prepare.
And yeah, you can see how we didn't have all the meats.
You would probably get promoted.
I didn't have, we didn't have the bread today because I didn't imagine you'd be.
But we have here as a failure of imagination.
Meanwhile, Obama's doing great in the imagination.
That's a success of imagination.
In the imagination.
Venezuela has descended into chaos after current dictator Nicolas Maduro uses force to suppress election results.
Used the force?
Used the force to suppress elections.
I have won the election.
Oh, no.
He's using the dark side.
So exit polling and partial vote tallies showed Maduro losing big, and he declared victory anyway, despite widespread accusations of election fraud.
The opposition party said their counting of partial vote data showed Maduro's opponent had 3.5 million more votes than the president, which is statistically irreversible.
I love this story because, of course, this socialist dictator is going to be corrupt, right?
But he still holds, he bothers to actually count the votes anyway.
He hasn't.
Oh, wait, no, this isn't going well.
No, I won.
I'm the winner.
It's a failure of imagination.
He didn't imagine people who were in the middle of the matter.
You all wouldn't have voted for me out of fear.
Yeah.
So by Monday, Venezuela had kicked out seven diplomatic missions from other Latin American countries and was using force to suppress protests.
How'd they do that?
They're just like, get out of here.
That's how it works.
Diplomatic mission.
And people are tearing down Hugo Chavez statues.
Oh, man.
Wow, that's a big deal.
I tried this strategy last week when Travis and I were playing the Star Wars trading card game.
And you had way more damage on my base than I had on your base.
And then you tore down my statues.
I stood up and said, victory.
And Travis still to this day thinks that he lost.
Wow.
Even after this explanation.
Even after right now, you still are blinded to it.
Yeah.
So there's some interesting footage from that.
And it's kind of neat to see this blowback against Hugo Chavez because for some reason, he became like a liberal darling.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sean Penn.
I blame Sean Penn.
Yeah.
And you can track.
Sean Aston.
You can track the decay of America, American politics through Parks and Rec because the first Parks and Rec season has an episode about Venezuela and Hugo Chavez and they're very against Hugo Chavez.
Like you can't.
And they're liberal in the show and they're still.
They're like, we can't support him.
So then you go straight through.
Straight to jail.
And then by the end of the show, they're just like, ah, everyone's great.
Socialism.
Socialism.
Well, Venezuela used to be rich.
Did you know this?
Before socialism.
Is this because of oil?
And it's because of capitalism.
Elon Musk is the one who made them poor.
Sad.
Darn you.
And or socialism.
It was just another example.
It's one example of the left just saying a lie over and over again until people believe it.
It's almost like with Kamala and her, you know, her record, like her Borders are thing.
They're like, she was never the Borders Are.
She was never the border though.
You say it's like, I won.
I won.
I don't understand this chart, but I think it's saying that people were rich before socialism.
Yeah, the left side is red and the right side's green.
So I.
But that's today.
So isn't that the right side?
Is green better?
Oh, green is today.
I don't understand.
Purchasing power parity.
But he's showing how Venezuela stayed the same while other countries got better.
Oh, there's Venezuela.
I was looking at Brazil.
Yeah, the whole time I thought Brazil was Venezuela, too.
Just the biggest thing on there.
So I was just looking at that number.
Oh, I see.
Venezuela.
Brazil's really big.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I knew that, but Brazil is big.
Brazil connects us all.
Connects us.
And Brazil protects us all.
And it affects us all.
And affects us all.
There's something very significant about Brazil.
I think that there's a time for us to do things in time, and that time is now.
It's every day.
It's every day.
All right.
Well, praying for the people oppressed by socialists.
Hopefully they can turn their country around.
You know, Dan said something really good yesterday.
They're kind of fighting.
There's riots and stuff.
You vote your way into socialism, but you got to fight your way out.
Inspirational quote poster with Dan quotes looking off into the sun.
Vote your way out.
Fight your way out.
Dan.
That's why we call him Dan Quotes.
Yep.
Daniel J. Quotes.
Old Dan Coates.
All right.
He sat in this chair last time.
He was very good.
Well, I'm just glad that we don't live in a country where the socialist president would ever rig an election.
Yeah.
Me too.
But hey, breaking news.
Breaking news.
Elon Musk has accepted a challenge from Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro to Mortal Kombat.
Maduro said, Elon Musk, whoever messes with me dries up.
Whoever messes with Venezuela dries up.
Elon Musk.
You want to fight?
Let's have it, Elon Musk.
I am ready.
I'm not afraid of you.
Let's go at it wherever you want.
Just say where.
I just don't play with my emotions here because this almost happened with Zuckerberg.
And if it doesn't happen, I'm going to be very disappointed.
It's terrible.
Did you guys see the Elon Musk Gavin Newsom thing this week, by the way?
Yeah.
That was pretty awesome.
That was pretty funny.
Yes.
Yeah.
So Elon Musk retweeted the Kamala Harris, the fake Kamala Harris campaign video.
Yeah, that was using AI voice to say different things.
To say all the things.
Highlight her policies.
I'm the original DEI.
And the name of the video is literally Kamala Harris Campaign Add Parody.
Parody.
Parody.
In all capital letters.
But Gavin Newsom's like, this should be illegal.
He's like, I'm going to sign it.
This is so close to what she actually says that people won't be able to tell the difference.
Because we're a Christian podcast, we can't say what Elon Musk called Gavin Newsom.
So ask your parents.
Yeah, I'm not sure your parents will notice.
Your parents can't tell you.
But when you turn 18, look it up.
So the new attack on Trump and Vance is that they're weird.
No, just that Vance is weird.
Well, they're doing both.
Specifically, it started with Vance, but I've seen the liberals wear t-shirts that say Trump is weird and stuff.
And I don't understand this line of attack.
I don't get it.
Like, usually I'll see a Democrat campaign talking point or whatever, and I get it.
I'm like, okay, I see what the appeal is for them.
But just saying, like, oh, they're weird, man.
Like, it's just a weird slam to me.
It's weird.
It's weird.
Some of what he and his running mate are saying.
Well, it's just plain weird.
These guys are just weird.
That's where they are.
As weird and creepy as JD Vance.
Super weird idea from JD Vance.
Yeah, it's not.
I mean, it's quite weird.
Just plain weird.
That stuff is weird.
They come across weird and then they start being weird.
Yeah, they're weird.
Dang a really weird.
He's such a weirdo.
Donald Trump and his weirdo running mate are weird.
Deeply and profoundly weird.
They are weird.
These Republicans just being weird.
It's just weird.
It's really weird.
Republican weirdness goes even deeper.
He said a lot of things that are weird.
A weird style that he brings.
Weird policies.
Let's start with the weird thing because it is a thing.
That's plain weird.
What was weird was his talking about Diet of Mountain Dew.
Who drinks Diet of Mountain Dew?
Whoever seen the guy laugh?
That seems very weird to me that an adult can go through six and a half years of being in the public eye.
If he has laughed, it's at someone, not with someone.
That is weird behavior.
Weird and cultish.
These are weird people on the other side.
He kind of doubled down on his weird ideas.
I think weird is probably generous.
Simply weird.
These guys are just plain weird.
Vance as weird?
You know, as the campaign said weird?
It really is just plain weird.
JD Vance, plain weird.
I mean, I don't know how you can read it.
It's weird.
It is kind of weird.
We're not afraid of weird people.
The other side, they're just weird.
Why are you being so weird?
Vance has done something more extreme, more weird.
No matter what kind of weird stuff they keep saying.
Trump and Vance are just weird.
In addition, that's the weird part that's the most engaging, whom he addressed as my beautiful Christians, which was super weird.
Weird tech bro JD Vance.
He's a weird guy.
JD Vance, uneasy and sort of weird?
Frankly, for lack of a better word, that he's weird.
Sarcastic remarks that aren't even funny.
And he kind of shows that he can't really deliver a one-liner.
So, Sam, weird is the word here in terms of initial impressions from Vance to the American public.
Yeah, it's just, it's, well, I think it's partially projection and partially this is them trying to reach out to the center and be like, this is a normal thing people say.
Like, ah, that you're a weirdo.
Yeah, look at those weirdos.
Look at those weirdo.
It seems like they're me who's borrowing our language too, because if you live in a world where that Paris thing is normal, then a guy that believes in family is weird.
You're like, you're on the outside.
Right.
Yeah, I just, it feels to me like if you're trying to go that route, like saying extremist or, you know, fringe or far right, like that's that feels more effective to me to a Democrat base than weird.
I don't understand.
Yeah, well, I think, I think the issue is that using extremist language is great for their base, but it's not great for anyone else.
Everyone else is just like, what are you talking about?
Okay.
And then weird seems more middle of the road.
That's my theory.
And you could take that to the thing.
You know what else I think is what else I think is weird about this whole thing is that they're all so in lockstep.
Like every single media outlet is using the same language.
Like every politician is using the same language.
Media rollout was just a rollout.
Yeah, like it's always top down.
And they're like, no, this is a grassroots.
Everyone's just saying it.
Whenever you have to say it's grassroots, it's not grassroots.
I said Chuck Schumer get on there.
He's like, this grassroots organic campaign that only has a budget of $5 million.
We're all so excited about Kamala.
I'm going to clap.
You don't have to.
Chuck Schumer with that Jeb energy.
So, yeah, it's interesting because we've kind of always known, suspected that the media was taking talking points directly from Democratic leadership, but it's more obvious now than it's ever been when everyone's suddenly, you know, latching onto this weird language.
It's the same.
Yeah.
They've never talked this way before.
And now suddenly they're like, ah, they're just playing weird.
It's like, okay.
Nobody's ever.
Yeah, it's so funny.
Yeah.
Okay, Rachel Maddow.
Well, speaking of weird, do we want to talk about our Babylon Banger of the Week?
Sodom and Gomorrah set to host 2028 Olympics.
It's good.
And we have the blue guy.
That's a Vishnu.
It's like a Hindu god, right?
The blue man.
He's supposed to, allegedly, he's supposed to be Dionysus.
What?
What?
Yes.
He doesn't look like Dionysus.
Well, Dionysus, sorry.
Excuse me.
I didn't mean to correct.
Yeah, I know.
I googled it based on that.
I'm like, I can't find a single picture of him blue.
I don't know why he's blue.
There was the famous Last Supper scene they did with Drag Queens.
Yeah.
And they're trying to say that it's actually based on the Feast of the Gods.
Yeah, so it's an old painting called The Feast of the Gods.
But if you look at that painting, it doesn't really have much in common with it.
It's got the table.
It's got a little halo.
But there's people dancing.
There's angels everywhere.
I could see it.
The problem is that they already said stuff like, oh, yeah, we were making fun of Catholicism.
Yeah.
And then people got mad about it.
And then they started deleting those tweets where they said the people that were actually involved in it.
The painting or whatever, I don't know how old.
I don't know if that painting predates the Last Supper, but it would be really interesting to find out because it seems like maybe Da Vinci was ripping off the Last Supper or that that one was ripping off.
But I mean, regardless of that, they're kind of gaslighting because the New York Times reached out to the Paris Olympics communication team and they replied saying, oh, you know, thank you for your inquiry.
It says, Thomas Jolly took inspiration from Leonardo da Vinci's famous painting to create the setting.
So that's from the Olympic team themselves.
Well, it looks very Bacchian, like Bacchus.
Like, you know, there's pan running around.
It's very dark.
It's celebrating wine.
It's parodying it for sure.
It's parodying Last Supper for sure.
It's obviously demonic and uses other odds and stuff.
And then here's a picture of a bearded lady for some reason.
Yeah, there's a rando.
And now, please enjoy this picture of a bearded lady.
All right, guys.
Well, it's time for Red Lobster Fest.
Ooh, how exciting.
Just this past week, a super rare 1 in 20 million orange lobster was accidentally delivered to a North Carolina red lobster.
The lobster was given the name Larry after SpongeBob's lobster pal and received a pardon, sparing it from the fate of other normal lobsters at Red Lobster.
It's now living at Ripley's Aquarium of the Smokies in Gatlingburg, Tennessee.
Lobsters are normally a muddy brownish green color.
And these color, you know what colors are also rare?
Blue, yellow, calico, red, split-colored.
I don't know what that is.
Oh, like multiple colors.
That's like Two-Face.
They got it.
White or albino.
Oh, that's the rarest.
One in 100 million.
Wow.
Man, what if you found an albino lobster?
So check out this picture of this sweet orange lobster.
It's funny.
I think of that as the normal color, but I guess that's just propaganda from cartoons.
No, no, it's after you cook them that you cook.
Yeah, after you cook them, they turn orange.
Oh, okay.
But now he's orange for real.
He's being cooked.
He's cooking.
Yeah.
He's cooking.
Yeah, that's normal.
Which looks, I mean, it's very colorful, actually.
That's actually a nice color.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So for our blind listeners, the normal lobster looks brown and gross.
Yeah.
He looks kind of like a rainbow trout.
That's like them with a little bit of highlights like orange highlights.
All right, this has been Red Lobster Fact.
Who pardoned him, by the way?
Was that like a presidential pardon?
I think Red Lobster pardoned him.
You are pardoned.
Little known fact, Red Lobster has authority to pardon.
Pardon.
There's actually an entire appetite court system all owned by Red Lobster.
There's a Red Lobster Corp.
There's a Supreme Red Lobster Corp.
Yeah.
This is the district of Red Lobster.
It was.
Yeah.
All right, this has been Red Lobster Facts.
Now it's time for Love Mail.
Muchas gracias.
Jared.
Yeah. You get to read this one.
Oh, that's cool.
It's for both of us.
Jared, I guess that's me.
Greetings, Kyle and Jared.
My name is Caleb Nicholson.
I've been a fan of yours for a couple of years and just started listening to the podcast last week.
It is a great show.
I love the comedy and tangents about deep theology that you guys do, and I want to send you some love mail to balance out some of the hate y'all get.
Finish in German.
Finish in German.
May the Force be with you.
Sincerely, Caleb Nicholson.
P.S. Sizzler's jingle from your interview with Kirk Cameron.
Now Jamaican.
Was one of...
I'm not good at that.
Was one of the best things I've heard in a while.
Big on.
All right.
Thanks, Caleb.
Yeah, we appreciate that.
Even though my name isn't in it.
I know that's said.
Yeah, thanks, Caleb.
Yeah.
Well, guys, thanks for joining us this week.
Apologies for the short thing, but we're working on a big project right now.
We got to go do something.
Hey, Kyle, what's the project?
It's.
What the?
My parents used to say, it's a mm-hmm.
The sequel.
Mm-hmm.
We are going to go into our subscriber lounge now for a bit, where we are going to talk dudes debating.
It's a new segment where dudes debate things.
Yeah.
You won't believe how it goes.
You won't believe what happens next.
And you can find out, though, if you go to babylonb.com slash plans and subscribe using code podcast slash plans.
It's a good way to support independent, your favorite independent Christian conservative comedians.
So do that, and then you'll get to access the rest of the podcast.