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The Babylon Bee Podcast.
Hey, everyone.
Welcome to the Babylon Bee Not Weekly.
What are we been doing here?
What is this?
I went around the office and said, hey, do you guys want to record a podcast today?
And Adam said, sure, I guess I could do that.
Yeah, that's my level of enthusiasm.
And Emma said, me?
Really?
Yeah.
And then Adam walked in here and said, oh no, Emma and Travis are on it.
Yeah.
And Travis has been in here the whole time since our last podcast.
When we turn the lights off, he's just in here at night.
I kept pitching podcasts and Kyle just kept going, no, not that.
We'll do one that's funnier.
Yeah.
The end.
So what's new with you guys?
Well, that's one of the topic points, but we'll do that after you get way ahead of yourself.
Yeah, so we're trying out some new formats to for the podcast, as you all know.
And today we're just going to talk about what's going on at the B, what's going on in the news, what's going on with us.
And that'll be it.
So I don't know how long this is going to take.
It could be six minutes.
Could be six hours.
We could be in this chair for quite a long time.
Or we could find the sweet spot in between those two in there.
Well, what's going on at the Babylon Bee?
We've been working on our top secret B project.
Hopefully we can tell you guys some more about, which is why we haven't been on the Bee Weekly.
There's the whole reason for not doing the podcast as often.
The Babylon Bee Guide to Gender book.
Comes out in a month.
I think Travis and I are the ones in here who work the most on it.
Did you do anything on the book, Emma?
No.
She gave me her opinions.
I said, does this look funny?
She goes, that's it.
Well, Travis would give.
It all makes sense to me, actually.
Travis would give Bettina his opinion, and then I would either take a side.
You would calm Bettina down when she'd get offended.
Emma, I would just get in the office, talk to her directly.
She goes, tell Bettina, and then Bettina would have to talk to me.
Can you tell Bettina that?
Yeah.
No eye contact.
You are in the book, though, as a stick figure.
I'm a model.
Yeah.
Which is fun.
Because Bettina would look at me and she'd be like, put your hand like this and then draw it for a character.
Isn't that weird when somebody is like, hey, do you want to be a model?
And you're like, oh, thank you.
And they're like, it's for a book about weird gender.
I'll take anything I can get, okay?
You got to start somewhere.
You really got to put your foot in the door.
I could be like, I was model for a stick figure for a guy in the gender book.
We can't all be drawn like French girls.
Yeah.
That's true.
Draw me like one of your French thumbs.
Did you say French them?
Yeah.
Well, yeah, the book's all about gender, and it's got fun stick figures and graphic drawings and everything you might want out of a book like that.
So please go pre-order it.
It's available on Amazon.
It's available on our store and check it out.
So we'll have links and stuff for all.
Please pre-order it now.
But it's a lot of fun.
It's our third book in our guide series.
We already have a Babyloni Guide to Wokeness and the Babyloni Guide to Democracy, both of which were a blaster, right?
Both being attacked by the xenomorph.
And they're both being attacked by a xenomorph on our shelf there.
When did we get the xenomorph?
I just put it in here.
Was that yours?
Yeah.
Oh, you had that?
Like, did you have that since you were a kid or something?
Yes.
Really?
I did.
Did you grow up sheltered?
Or were you allowed to have stuff like that?
I was allowed to have stuff like that.
Yeah.
Well, I'm pretty sure I've said it on a podcast before.
Maybe you have.
But I was allowed to watch things I should never have watched.
I do recall you saying.
Like The Exorcists when I was 10 years old.
And then I stayed up all night with my bow staff clutching it against demons.
And my dad just was like, go to sleep.
Like, I'm sorry.
I'm a little traumatized by The Exorcist.
Oh, the scariest movie.
So you watched like Alien and Aliens when you were a little kid.
Well, because as my mom would put it, it's okay.
Those are the bad guys dying.
Oh, that's good philosophy.
Yeah.
It's kind of the, yeah.
I mean, that's not really the case in Aliens.
There's a lot of good things.
I think I was allowed to watch that, but I didn't really seek out watching aliens until I was at least a little bit older because I think as a kid, I thought it looked scary, just the clips of the aliens.
Yeah, I think I did probably get into that when I was a little older.
I do remember my family used to take trips up to Monterey, like day trips.
And as part of those trips, we would kind of, you know, go around town and do window shopping or whatever.
But we would always get to go to a comic book store.
And my brother got this sweet RoboCop versus Terminator comic book.
And, you know, as parents go, they're just like, oh, it's a comic book.
Okay.
They bought it.
And then he opened it up later at home and it's just like naked women in it.
So that's the first nude woman I saw.
Was it about RoboCop and Terminator or was it just naked women?
It was about RoboCop and Terminator, but a woman from the future had to take off all her clothes to go to the past.
Because that's how time machines work.
That's how time machines work.
Because you can only put organic matter.
I like the idea of the comic book author.
It's like, hmm.
And before she gets in the time machine, you have to obviously take off all your clothes.
That's why Arnold was naked.
Be sure to watch our upcoming interview with Gabe El Taib on the podcast channel.
That sounds like an idea he would come up with.
Did you talk about something?
It has to be a beautiful naked woman with big nude.
Yeah, he accentuated the cleavage on all the women he drew.
They wanted him to stop drawing women with large breasts for cartoons and comic books.
And he thought that was against the whole comic book nature drawing of women.
But that, I mean, it is a little much.
Well, then he made it worse to make them mad.
Oh, you mean like bigger?
He exaggerated even more.
Worse.
Worse is bigger.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
I know that you grew up the way that you did.
You know, when it comes to those being bigger, I think it's like the difference between six minutes or six hours.
There's a happy medium in between.
I thought you meant like he's got a nice three hours.
Like if he overcorrected and then there was just no breasts at all.
Or like concave.
I meant offensive.
That's where the hand gesture comes into.
Yeah.
That whole fight does put Christians in a funny spot because it's like, yeah, anti-wokeness, you know, freedom of speech.
Freedom of speech.
And you're like, yeah, but I'm kind of okay if they're more modest.
Yeah.
There's a Venn diagram, as Kamala Harris would say, between feminism and Christianity, where somewhere in there, you just want more modest women.
Yeah.
That's how Gabe starts drawing them with a Venn diagram.
You know, how to draw art books.
It starts with a Venn diagram.
Well, you have to start somewhere.
Yeah.
I was allowed to watch a lot growing up.
I went to the movies a lot with my dad where he'd have to give permission for bringing the kid to the movie that you're not supposed to watch.
But you guys didn't really watch anything bad.
I saw some RA stuff.
I don't remember what exactly.
Like a house.
I saw animals.
I didn't watch that till I was older.
We saw that as kids because we thought it was a kid movie.
I remember that.
About animals in the house.
Animals in the house.
That sounds wacky in the house.
I used to like watching Ace Ventura.
My sister loved horses, too.
There are parts of it that are inappropriate.
Parts of it definitely are.
I remember I saw Ace Ventura in theaters.
And, you know, I was a kid.
And then years and years later, fast forward, I have a child.
And I'm like, oh, Ace Ventura, that's funny.
I put it on Netflix and I'm like, oh, we're turning this off right now.
I do think, though, when I was a kid, my dad was right.
There was parts that were inappropriate, but I was young enough that I was laughing at the parts I got and the parts that were inappropriate.
I don't think I even understood what they were referencing.
I didn't really watch.
I mean, the first PG-13 movie I saw was Twister and I was 11 years old.
Oh, man.
That's a great movie.
And it was a big moment.
It was like, we think you're old enough.
You're going to watch yourself.
World of Tornado.
What is that?
Isn't that one on the Netflix or something where it says the rating?
It's like PG-13 for scary weather conditions or something.
The way it's described.
I forget exactly what it is, but it has.
Now, Kyle.
It describes you.
The movie has some frightening websites.
It says something along lines of like extreme weather conditions.
Star Trek has a really great disclaimer because it just says sex, fear.
I mean, there are certainly relationships in Star Trek, but I wouldn't qualify it as just sex because that just sounds like a porno.
And then fear is really vague.
I mean, maybe Star Trek V. Sex and fear, my two favorite things.
I always combine those two together.
Hey, speaking of fear, check out our new gun video.
We examined some more scary facts about guns, and it's on our YouTube channel.
Oh, let's take a watch.
Wait, maybe we can't take a watch because I think it'll demonetize us.
But go check it out.
Go take a watch on the actual video, not here.
Let's take a watch there.
When you're done, watch this first.
Just finish this, and then make a little note after this is over.
And then come back to this timecode so we can continue the conversation.
Hey, we've also obtained an exclusive clip from the new Snow White movie.
And I don't know if it's going to be out by the time this podcast comes out.
But let's take a watch.
Go check it out.
This is good.
And then come back to this time stand.
Are you done?
Good.
I hope that was a good video.
I hope the video comes out good because it's not even done yet.
Terrifying.
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Yeah.
About sketches that haven't come out yet commercialism.
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That's at Babylon B.com slash plans, and then you get to pitch subscriber headlines yes, which we're not going to read today, but we will maybe do a benefit.
Yeah yeah, Kyle pulls personally from the subscriber headlines to hire people sometimes.
It's true, some people have been hired from the yeah headline channel not me.
But if you want a very small chance of being hired, subscribe to the Babylon BEE.
I mean, it's like three people, what?
Three or four people now yeah yeah, that's more than a small good.
It's good, but from a percentage perspective it's probably not.
Like I wouldn't quit your job and say, i'm, this is what i'm gonna do.
That's what I tell people if i'm out in public and they try to pitch me headlines or ask how I become a writer there so that they stop talking to me, I go, you just have to pay and become a subscriber, maybe it'll happen.
Yeah, that's, that's why we created.
Yeah, I had someone kept messaging me asking, is this in the Voice of the Bee?
Is this in the voice of the Bee?
And I kept saying like, go subscribe, go subscribe.
And they're like okay fine whatever, I just want to know if this is close to the voice of the Bee.
So I finally responded no.
No, dummy.
I find there's a surprising number of people that try to pitch you ideas or like are trying to become a writer, and not in the form, just people that email you and uh, they just don't.
They don't want to take that no or like that, that friendly like, oh, thanks for submitting, maybe try again in the future, and then they'll like, and they just never get the no, like they never understand, and then at some point they're just begging you to say no, i'm sorry man, you know.
So they want to get hurt.
I guess everybody hurts sex and fear.
uh so that's what's going on at the bee hey what's going on in the news what's in the news this week hurricane hillary It was a bit of a nut.
Yeah yeah, was there anything to anything happened in any of your neighborhoods?
It rained yeah, very light rain.
We had a little uh flooding at the intersection north Hollywood and there was a car stranded there for a little while.
But uh exciting yeah nothing, nothing much.
Well, how big of flooding are we talking about?
Like, not deep, and it's.
There's one intersection there, near Uh Universal on Lancersham, that always floods when we get rain.
Yeah, but it was maybe like one or two feet deep and there was a lot of cars making it through.
But then there was one car that I think was older and a little low and got stuck halfway through.
But they were.
They got a tow truck come get them out.
Yeah, they couldn't have pushed it.
Uh, I don't think people wanted to help push because it was still raining and there was.
It was deep there it's probably.
I don't know if they could push it in the water.
To push a car in two feet of water, I don't, I don't know, water's heavy.
I would get stuck in the snow all the time and I would just have someone push it.
But you don't.
I think pushing out of snow is.
Do you push it with another car?
No, or do you mean push it with your?
I mean, like humans push yeah, but then you, you put a little uh, salt or gravel down in front of the tires and then push.
I think it's easier to push out of snow than it is because the water's all around.
You'd be watering into snow, is what i'm saying?
Like you could push it into the snow to get it stuck.
No you, you're stuck in the snow and you can get out, but you're not.
You're not pushing through two feet of snow.
Yeah, you have to dig it out a little bit.
You're getting it back onto the road or back onto level on to on snow.
The the one one time I got it stuck and I just kept.
I got stuck a bunch of times because they didn't didn't.
The reason Emma is in the army is because she has the ability to push a vehicle out of any situation.
Ever like two feet of water.
I got this.
I I just, if you abandon your car there and I think that's worse than trying person was still in the car.
I think oh okay, waiting for the tow truck, they would never abandon their car.
Yeah well, you made it sound like they like ditched their car and they're gonna come back later for it with the tow truck and you're just gonna.
This is all on, this is all recorded.
Did I ever say they abandoned their car?
You did.
You said there was a man in the street and then he left his car and he went across the country and then we were all like, is he even coming back?
Some safety, i'm just curious.
What about your neighborhoods?
I think I looked it up out so, going into it, they were, you know, doing the whole storm watch thing which we always do in southern California when there's any like weather, and they said, like I was in the path of the hurricane and they're like you know, it could go up to 10 inches of rain, more rain than you get all year usually, and i'm like great, and I think at the end of the day it was one inch.
The summer Palm Springs got hit kind of hard.
I think the roads in and out were blocked.
Yeah well, there was some, there was some stuff that happened.
There's no drainage systems, like there's no drainage in the desert or by the beach, so it's it's a lot easier to flood here.
That's the problem.
Like you know, the whole hurricane or tropical storm yesterday was a typical amount of rain that we would get in Pennsylvania growing up.
Yeah, I don't, I don't even know if that really counts as a tropical storm, because it wasn't windy and it didn't have I don't know.
Yeah well, it identifies as a tropical storm, did identify as a hurricane, and then they like an automated button we can push, well that's, put that on your wish list, we can get one for you.
Is this your first hurricane?
This ain't my first hurricane as a Californian.
I like that meme that's going around.
That's like uh, i'm supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo.
That's not a lot of rodeos, I mean, is that the voice of the beam?
This ain't my first hurricane.
It I guess it is my first hurricane, but it wasn't even a hurricane.
It was literally.
But there was flooding and there was stuff that happened obviously, but it wasn't more than you would see in a normal, like average rainstorm that would hit Los Angeles in any time of the year.
It was just the normal stuff that happened.
I don't think it's even raining right now.
No, it was.
It was clear by this morning.
Yeah, they were saying maybe sunday monday oh, and it was.
It was fun.
You know, I I even thought ahead of time.
It just crossed my head for a moment.
I was like, what if there's an earthquake tomorrow too?
And then we got, we got the earthquake during the hurricane.
Oh, that's right, it was so much fun.
I felt left out.
I didn't feel it.
I was really excited.
I was really excited.
When I felt it, I was like, oh, there's an earthquake during the hurricane.
You're clapping your yeah.
Did you guys get the earthquake alert on your phone?
I did, I did not.
That was really funny, like they sent it minutes after it happened and they're like, by the way, there was an earthquake.
I was like, thanks, I got a the flash flood warning on my phone.
I got two flash floods in an earthquake.
Yeah, I got the flash flood.
if we were playing cards you would have won freedom and weep floods and earthquake Beat that.
So even in spite of a hurricane, did you know a movie called Blue Beetle came out in theaters?
I actually didn't until I saw the headline Barbie at the box.
I think most people did not know that Blue Beetle came out.
Well, that's only because of the hurricane.
They would have seen it otherwise.
Oh, that's true.
I didn't think about that.
They couldn't get to the theaters.
The rain.
Because of all the rain.
One of the biggest problems with California is that because it doesn't rain as much as Pennsylvania, the moment it starts to rain a little bit, everyone forgets how to drive.
Yes.
At least on the freeway.
They're just like, what is this?
What is this water falling from the sky?
They don't know how to.
I was driving on the freeway yesterday through the thickest part of the storm.
It was like at five o'clock when it was hitting us the hardest.
And it was just normal rain, like you normally see.
And there was like four cars sitting in the middle lane with their hazards on, going like 40 miles an hour.
And I'm just, and they're like causing people to like, run, you know, and slam on their brakes and go around.
I'm like, what are you guys doing?
You're not like, that doesn't help.
But Barbie made a million dollars, a billion dollars.
That's a lot of money.
Did anyone see it?
I did not.
I was going to see.
I liked Barbie.
Did you like the movie?
I went to see it.
Yeah.
I've heard mixed opinions.
It does have, you know, there is the sort of anti-patriarchy element to it.
But there's also the message in the end is like, Ken doesn't want to be overshadowed by Barbie.
It's both to the guy character and the girl character.
It's like, be yourself.
I wouldn't say it's like free of any woke messaging, but I didn't think it was overdone.
It's pretty balanced, and there is some really funny stuff in it.
I thought it was a good movie overall.
And I understand Michael Knowles is selecting it for best picture this year.
Is he really?
Probably.
He really likes that movie.
No, I thought it was great.
I'd recommend it.
What age demographic is it for?
I would say it's like it's definitely not a kids movie.
It's for like 20s to 30s to 40s, like maybe even older people that grew up with Barbie, I think.
Because it's made by Mattel, but also there's a lot of self-deprecating jokes about Mattel in it.
And yeah, it's definitely not a kids movie.
I'd say it's for like adults and young adults.
I would see it.
I think I'll probably wait till it hits the end.
Yeah.
I wouldn't say it's like a must-see in theaters, but it's a good movie.
Okay.
And I did not know what Blue Beetle.
I'm still not sure what is Blue Beetle.
It's a DC comics character.
It's kind of a B or C tier DC hero that not a lot of people know about.
They like invested a lot of money to make this the big launch of the new DC universe.
Nobody saw it.
It's beat Barbie at the box office, but only because Barbie's been in the theaters for a few weeks and well, Blue Beetle is just a weird thing, but DC comic book movies in general are just a mess, right?
What is the one-sentence description of Blue Beetle?
The character is like, he finds a Blue Beetle, right?
He's a man who lives in a Beetle costume, and it's blue.
No, I saw the, I think I saw the trailer.
It's that accurate.
I thought he finds like a media.
He finds a thing.
It's like a gadget.
He finds something that like he presses and it puts him in the super suit or something like that.
And then I think it's, no, I saw the trailer.
I didn't see it.
I don't think I've even seen a trailer.
I've read about it in the comics, but it's been so long I don't remember.
I don't see like Beetle and think, oh my gosh, that's such an awesome superhero, you know?
Not unless he was wearing like a skin suit made out of John Lennon, right?
Then I would see it as like a documentary horror.
The Beetle.
It just turns into John Lennon.
And his weakness is getting shot by a fat man.
Ooh.
That was my button.
But yeah, Blue Beetle.
Oh, the weird thing is like Marvel, Marvel can take these like C-list heroes and turn them into a big successful movie like they did with Ant-Man.
I think they do it in a really smart way where they like build Ant-Man into a couple of the other movies and then they launch the Ant-Man movie and they get a big star like Paul Rudd and Ant-Man.
I liked the first movie okay.
I didn't really like the other second one.
I didn't see the third one.
I thought he was a fun character.
But yeah, it's like one of those things like Ant-Man shouldn't make whatever it made, $700 million or a billion dollars.
It shouldn't have made that much money.
I feel like Ant-Man is what Caitlin Jenner's nieces and nephews would call him.
I wouldn't press boo on that one.
That was pretty, that was pretty solid, in my opinion.
Ant-Man.
I just don't get it.
Okay.
Who is the Ant-Man?
He's Ant A-U-N-T.
Oh.
Man, because he's amazing.
Where's that clapping button?
I turned that one around quickly.
Just the joke explained.
You did a whole 180.
Hey, Trump's been indicted again, along with the rest of the country.
Classic Trump.
Giuliani and Kanye's publicist.
Jenna Ellis was indicted.
Oh, really?
I didn't know that.
Yeah, they indicted.
Rudy Giuliani got indicted.
Yeah.
I think he said that already.
I started watching The Sopranos and they have a Giuliani reference in the first episode or something.
Back when people liked him.
It was positive.
Yeah, it sounds like he cleaned up.
Or it's at least neutral.
It's just like, yeah, you know, but Giuliani in here.
Blah, blah, blah.
I can't refuse your offer.
I'm walking here.
As a soprano would say.
Yeah.
But don't watch The Sopranos without Vidangel.
But yeah, they indicted a bunch of people, and some of the counts were so ridiculous.
It was like Trump told people to watch One American News Network.
Really?
That's one of the counts.
That's like one of the charges.
I haven't gone.
Isn't there 90?
Well, between all his four indictments he's facing 91 charges now.
That's a lot.
It's crazy.
But I couldn't believe the net that the wide net that they cast of people that were just like working for Trump.
And it's like, you did graphic design for Trump's newsletter when he was denying the election.
It's just so absurd.
And with Stan.
And with this one, especially, I mean, it's been talked about to death already, but between Stacey Abrams denying the election results and Hillary Clinton saying the election was stolen and Al Gore having a recount.
There's so many.
I don't agree with everything Trump said after the election, but it's kind of par for the course for politicians that lose elections.
He didn't do anything that's like out of the ordinary from how lots of people that lose elections behave afterwards.
Yeah, they're setting it up like they want to have a Nuremberg trial set up for everyone.
I was just following orders.
I worked for his campaigns.
Yeah, that's not an excuse anymore.
To the gulags.
And I do think as much as I think it was wrong on some count, like on some of the things he claimed, I think he genuinely believed he won and genuinely believed that these were the legal recourse he had to challenge it.
I don't think he was.
And he was pursuing legal recourse.
He wasn't like.
I mean, you know, you can make an argument about January 6th or whatever, but he wasn't like actually trying to insurrect the government at any point.
Well, even at January 6th, I don't think he was trying to do it.
No, I don't think so either.
They keep calling it this insurrection, but I don't think any of these things were even close to that.
It's just, it's crazy that this is all happening the same time that we're learning more about Hunter Biden.
Oh, yeah.
And it's just so like, why are we indicting Trump over saying, you know, go watch this news network, but we're not doing anything about Biden.
You know, that's crazy.
At one point, one of the charges again, like the thing we told him to go watch OAN, he told them to turn on this hearing that was going on in a Georgia court.
And he was like, everyone, go watch the hearing.
And they put that as one of the counts against him.
Had he told people to watch it like an ongoing court hearing?
Oh, no.
Have you read all the counts?
No, I just saw some of the ones that people were clipping out and putting it.
I feel like now I kind of do want to go take time and go read them all just to see how ridiculous they are.
We should just have a video where we just list out all the charges.
And you can wear like a judge's wig and like read them off.
Well, I wasn't saying I would do it, but no, you just volunteered.
And then after everyone, I hit the gavels.
He told people to watch One American Network.
Boom.
That's illegal because it's a terrible network.
Not because it's illegal.
Hunter's still a criminal.
Classic Hunter.
And his father was.
Is this the whole thing with the alias?
Is that what you were going to say?
Oh, I forgot the name.
It was like Robert Peters or something.
Robert J. Peters or Robert L. Peters or something.
I think it was Robert L. Peters.
Robert L. Peters.
It's not Peto Pete.
Although.
Yeah.
Sorry, this is for the audio listeners.
They're shrugging.
Travis is looking at the camera.
Close captioning says, shrugs loudly.
Strange.
We need Austin to just say he is shrugging loudly.
Yeah, it is wild.
He was like using an alias, and he told Hunter to make sure to use this alias when you're talking to your business partners.
It's like so obvious what's happening.
It's so obvious that they were all getting money through these schemes.
I don't remember who pitched it, but I like that Bemilambi headline that ran the like, when was it like the they say that they won't believe even though there's eyewitness testimony and blah blah blah.
Well, with all the Hunter stuff all along, there's so much just obvious blatant evidence.
It's literally like, my dad is sitting here.
Send us the money.
You're going to be sorry if you don't send us the money.
And then it's like, oh, we don't know if he was actually bribed.
Waiting for your call.
What was the one we did?
We did it on the podcast.
Waiting for your call with my father.
Waiting for your call with my father.
Oh my gosh.
You couldn't be more clear.
Five mil for the big guy.
Oh, man.
And then he texts what is his daughter or someone saying, well, at least I won't make you give all your money to me like I with my father.
Yeah.
Like, I will pay all your bills like I'm paying for Joe Biden.
In all these text messages, like that one stood out to me too, where he's like insulting his dad and arguing with his daughter.
And there's another one where he calls Jill the C-word and he says all this horrible stuff.
And then Joe Biden always has to get out there and be like, I'm proud of my son.
And he acts like, well, we have a lot of people who are in the world.
Just a loving family.
But their whole family in all these text messages.
I mean, even with like Hunter dating Bo's widow and everything, it just seems like a weird, messed up, dysfunctional family, except that they're all in this money-making thing together.
This would be a great satirical drama, something that they could play.
Like you could write, if you could write this as a bio, The Bidens would be a great show.
A soap opera.
A soap opera called The Biden.
Biden being the Kramer character who's write this sketch.
This sketch is happening.
That country song took off and went viral.
Yee-haw.
What country song?
What was it called?
Richman North of Richmond by Oliver Anthony.
The Fudrown song.
Adam had a thought.
I get the song.
It started off good when I finally listened to it.
Yeah, that's a good one.
He has a good voice.
There's a line where he rhymes, he says, if you're five foot three and weigh 300 pounds, the government shouldn't buy your fudrons or something.
In conservative art, there's always some on the nose, no nuance, no subtext.
I really like the lyric, the rich men north of Richmond.
It's a very poetic kind of lyric.
I like it.
And then there's some lines where just on the nose, like miners on an island.
Yeah, I was waiting for it to be like a Let's Go Brandon rhyme or something, you know.
Yeah.
The guy has a good voice, though, and I like the tune of the song.
I usually, when they say, oh, check out this hot new conservative song, it's anti-government.
And I listen, I'm like, oh, I turn it off.
I liked that one.
I listened to it all the way through.
I did feel like some of the lyrics were on the notes.
Like, what was the one that just got popular?
The Try That in a Small Town.
Oh, yeah.
That one, it just felt like he was narrating what was happening in the news footage, like word for word.
I wasn't as big a fan.
I thought that was kind of cool.
So good for him.
I guess he's on top of all the charts on iTunes and Oliver Anthony.
Even the hip-hop charts.
Oliver Anthony.
Yeah.
They always have two first names.
That's such a thing in the music.
Oh, okay.
Some other real name, yeah.
Luke Phillips.
Brian.
Is that a country guy?
Yeah, it probably is.
It's Brian Adams.
Brian.
You know, off topic, I was watching a Kevin Costner movie over the weekend called The Guardian, which is basically propaganda for the U.S. Coast Guard.
But it was a pretty good movie, actually.
Does the Coast Guard need propaganda?
What does the Coast Guard need propaganda?
Who's going to join the Coast Guard?
It's awesome.
Why is it awesome?
You're not in it.
Because I made a mistake.
I just don't think people are generally opposed to the Coast Guard where they need propaganda.
I don't think their mission is that.
The Coast Guard can push your car out of water by hand.
Week one of basic training.
That's your trial to finally be nice.
Become a member of the Coast Guard.
In less than a foot of water, it can't be that hard.
I think if it's over the bumper lip and the mass of the car is pushing into the water, that's going to be difficult.
Have you ever carried water?
That's a lot of resistance.
Why carry water if you're in the team all the time?
Yeah, and sometimes I retain water.
It's tough.
Depends where we can do the math.
We could actually do the math and see how much extra weight it would be.
If it's extra weight, it is literally extra weight.
There's more resistance.
I guess it depends where the stream of water is.
But if the car is surrounded by water, no matter which direction, whether you have to push it 20 feet or 50 feet, if it's in a depression, all that water is adding weight of resistance to whichever direction you're trying to push.
But if she pretends it's her child.
Yes, and then she gets the two people.
Can two people push that out?
Yes, and she can lift it up with a single hand.
Oh my gosh, Emma, your child is in that car.
And then she pushes the car 50 feet out of the water before she realizes she doesn't have a child.
It goes, wait, is Jack Anderson?
Oh, you tricked me.
Nah, you.
And then she puts the car back in the water.
Out of spite.
Anyway, my point was, I was watching this Kevin Costner movie.
Oh, right, right.
And it turned out the end credit song was just Brian Adams.
And I was like, that's what he did for Robin Hood.
And part of me just really thought there was like a back scenes, like behind the scenes story somewhere where he's like, I'm not doing this movie unless Brian Adams is doing it.
Because I'll just make it huge.
It probably didn't work, but it was a good movie.
They probably do.
Like, there's probably actors that just bring people on their coattails.
You know, this is my posse, and you got to sign them on something in the movie.
We will not do this without Brian Adams.
Yeah.
Did Brian Adams sing for Waterworld?
I never saw Water World.
Well, that's why it bombed.
We're living in Waterworld once.
Is that the Coast Guard movie?
Water World.
Essentially.
Water World is the premise is that the entire earth is covered in water and all the cars are stuck.
You're so hung up on that.
It adds a lot of weight because that's it.
No matter how much it is.
I'm not saying one person alone.
I'm just saying two people.
They're in search of this mythical island where the cars are above water.
But you said other cars made it through.
And it's one car can't because it was a terrible car.
I do think it's funny.
There's a mini Cooper Riversal still has the Water World live show after all these.
I think so.
I think that's as of a few years ago.
It was still going.
Of all the obscure movies, they were just sort of not that big a hit, and they were kind of bashed.
They have the Water World live show.
Yeah, well, now it's like it's um it's an institution now.
Yeah, it's like oh, I see.
I want to see the Water World stun show.
There's a little fire effect, like a fireball that goes off during it.
And from the balcony of my apartment, I can see that every night.
I see the little water, the little water world fireball.
Yeah, 2015.
The Water World show is going on.
It's like watching to see if there's a new Pope, but it's like, ah, climate change is still going on.
Devin Costner is still stuck in Water World.
Maui is on fire.
That is not a yee-haw.
Very sad.
It sounds like they're saying like maybe 1,300 people are missing right now.
It's a lot.
They're just missing.
They don't know where they are.
Obviously, a lot of them are going to end up finding bodies or whatever.
It's terrible.
So a lot of children, probably.
Yeah.
The videos are crazy when you see the destruction and there was families that had to escape into the water.
It's crazy.
Wait in the water for hours.
Oh, man.
It looked like a thriller movie or something just seen.
Waterworld.
Don't laugh at that.
They were saving their lives.
And then Biden was asked to comment on it and he says no comment.
No comment.
Yeah.
Oh, but it is important.
I heard this this week.
At first, you know, they were saying don't come to Maui because they're using the hotels for survivors and people.
They have said now they want people to come to Maui.
They need the tourism back.
Like Lahaina is destroyed, but there's parts of the island that are still open and they need tourism money and tourism dollars.
It's like, don't cancel your plans to go to Maui.
Have you been to Lahaina?
I've never been to Maui.
I've been to Oahu and the Big Island.
Yeah, I went to Lahaina twice and they had a great plan at Hollywood.
Oh, really?
They closed down before the fire.
Oh, okay.
So they didn't.
That's my big memory of it to be able to.
They didn't lose like the boots that Britney Spears wore on tours.
No, thankfully not.
I have heard that real estate agents have been trying to poach land.
Yeah, I heard that.
Conspiracy going around.
I wonder how true that is.
I'm sure you buy into that.
I'm not the dedicated conspiracy theory.
I thought you were the.
No, you're thinking of the other freak.
You're just the most vocal.
The other family.
Yeah, Chandler's really into all the conspiracy theory.
I know she's into the Adriana.
Venichrome specifically.
Well, that one's true.
I thought you were all like, we didn't land on the moon and stuff.
No, what's wrong with you?
Hitler's still alive.
Emma's very big on Hitler.
He's not still alive.
He just didn't kill himself.
He survived beyond the war.
Yes, but that's not even a theory.
She goes, that's not even a theory.
She says it's just real conspiracy theory is that he died in the month.
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
Maybe.
Maybe I believe in some conspiracy theories.
Well, he might still be alive if he's in like a mech suit.
He could be a robot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Head in a jar or two.
That's a little bit far-fetched, but it's like that's far-fetched.
We're not going to buy any of that.
Very passionate about his Hitler survived the war.
Yeah, he's like, went to live in South America, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Argentina.
Or, yep.
I have a word association game in my head to remember everybody's names around the office.
And I always all nine of us?
I always had conspiracy theory, Emma.
And so I'm sorry if I was wrong about them.
Oh, I mean, that's not too late, it's ingrained in your brain.
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if people are like, hey, I mean, do they have home insurance policies that cover the fire?
And in that case, I could see people trying to poach their land.
I don't know the I'm sure there's people that we're going to come exploit and take advantage because everybody always, there's always people that do that in a crisis.
But I don't know if it was like intentionally set in order to make that happen.
Those are soon to poach.
I always assumed, like, I felt the same way about the pandemic.
I don't know that it was like planned.
That's like, okay, we're going to launch this pandemic all over the world.
But I'm going to exploit them once.
I do think it was created in a lab and then they, Whether it accidentally got out or whatever, and then it got out of control whenever the world and they're like, oh, we can take advantage of that.
How can we capitalize on this incident?
Exactly.
I'm on the same theory boat as the pandemic.
Floating around Water World on our conspiracy boat.
Kyle, what do you think about the difficulty of being a satire website and covering things in the news like the Maui fires?
It's tough, obviously.
I mean, it's like you always want the point or the laughter to outweigh any of the backlash, you know, because if it's like people don't even get what you were trying to do, you know, then whatever point you were trying to make or whatever laughs you were trying to get is just going to get buried and it's not really worth it.
And obviously you don't like, there's probably people in Maui who read the Mattel on B and you make a funny joke, silly joke about it or whatever.
And it's like, oh, okay, well, screw you guys, you know, so I don't know.
They were really mad about the Tiki fire god.
Right.
It's a lot of hate comments.
Yeah, which, you know, in hindsight, it's like, I think also when we published.
Wait, did we publish a headline about the Tiki God?
Yeah.
What did it say?
I don't know if I saw that one.
Like police department still searching your headline.
No, it wasn't my headline.
I wrote the copy for it.
I forget who put pictures of it.
It was something like offensive.
We don't have to repeat.
I just didn't.
No, it was like Maui asks whoever stole the please return the Tiki fire god step.
Yeah, at the time, though, I don't know if I didn't know the extent of the loss of life.
That's where that's where you step on it when you throw the joke out there too early and then you're like, oh, shoot, this is actually really bad.
And in tragedies like that, when you do know that toll, it's, you know, I feel like as a comedy writer, you still want to find some way to address it.
But, you know, one thing is always if there are people that, you know, made mistakes that contributed to it, as long as the humor is targeting the people.
That's a good example, though, because we did the tiki one that people got mad about.
Brady Bunch reference.
Oh, is it?
I don't know.
I don't.
I didn't write it as that.
So I don't know if it was pitched as that originally.
I was kind of mostly checked out of the headlines that week.
And then someone asked, was it okay to run this headline?
And I said, oh, sure.
And they're like, ha, tiki guys.
Because I just thought it was, I thought it was funny as just good-natured humor of like, please return the tiki guy.
We have a fire.
But it's like, we get fires in California all the time and people aren't dying.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That severity.
So I didn't really think it was like that.
But that's a good example because then we published.
The next one.
The Ukraine one.
We had the one of the plane that's going to Ukraine and it flies over Maui.
Okay.
Basically a point, whatever.
And then we did the one about the Hawaii official.
Did you guys hear about this?
Yeah, where you guys, for the sake of equity, didn't want to release the water.
Delayed the water release for six hours or something.
That's crazy.
So we did joke about him.
And that's the thing where you can target the response and how ridiculous people are being on the back end of it without making fun of the tragedy.
Yeah.
And don't they have like alarm systems in Hawaii about nuclear attacks and things like that?
Attacks and volcanoes, I think they have alerts for they didn't use the emergency system.
That's just crazy to me.
And if you do have to jump off the island, I mean, you're right next to all those rocks and you can't just float.
How long can you float out and see for before you can come back?
Like that's just a crazy way to survive.
I mean, it worked for some people, but yeah, it's the idea that the fire moved so fast that the only way to go was were these houses made of like wicker?
Like what is this one of those like wooden village names?
No, it was a normal town.
Like it's a city like Chino campaign.
They said there was like something that the because there was no access to water or not enough to extinguish the flames.
And it was something with the windstorm and the way the wind was blowing.
It just I forget how fast it was.
I don't want to say the wrong number, but the fire traveled across the island so fast.
And it's not like, you know, here where there's a bunch of different roads to go to.
You know, like I haven't been to Hawaii, but I've been to St. John's.
And it's like, there's three roads to get across the island.
So if one of them, or you can't go any of those three roads, it's crazy.
Yeah, it's like Canada.
There's only one road.
Follow the along the road.
All right.
Well, that's what's been going on in the news.
So, prayers for Maui.
Oh, it also popped in my head when you said that tiki, somebody thought it was a reference to the Brady Bunch.
That happens with some frequency on our videos, I've noticed.
Sometimes we do put in Brady Bunch.
No, no, not Brady Bunch specifically.
But sometimes we do really put in references to things.
And then sometimes people comment, Did anyone catch the reference to this at this moment?
And it's something I wrote, and I'm like, I don't know what that was.
That's always my favorite.
Because it just was an homage to this.
It's like, no, I don't know.
I've never seen that talk.
I haven't watched The Brady Bunch.
That's all like your guys' generation.
Well, he's like in the 70s.
Yeah, technically, it's none of our generation.
The movie, the Brady Bunch movie.
It was Brady Bunch was the thing that was always on reruns in syndication when I was homesick from school or whatever.
Well, that seems like something you're allowed to watch growing up.
I was allowed to watch The Brady Bunch.
Yeah.
He's saying it wasn't airing new episodes.
It wasn't new episodes.
Okay.
All the actors were dead by that point.
Okay.
You don't know the reference, though.
I'm now going to watch all of Brady Bunch and slip very obscure references to the Brady Bunch in all of our videos and see who catches it.
I do that for the movie.
Oh, yeah.
Because the movie's actually pretty good.
I like this.
I like the movie because it was kind of self-defecating.
Defecating.
Self-defecating.
Yeah, that's it.
Joe Biden.
Just like the real Mike Brady.
That's pretty good.
Medium clap.
Medium.
That's all I go for.
Just a nice medium clap.
So that's all that's happened in the news this week.
What have you all been up to?
Adam went to Africa.
Yeah, I was in Africa for two weeks.
I went there with a there's a charity called Children's Hope Chest that I do fundraiser shows for here.
And they set up care points in Africa where they provide the resources the kids need to go to school.
And then they help their families set up small businesses and they set up a little like savings and loan program so people in the community can eventually just start a self-sustaining business community there.
That's always the trick with like Africa charity and stuff.
Yeah, it's a really great instill like how to be self-sustaining.
Exactly.
So some of these places they'll need like a water kiosk to get water into that area.
So Hope Chest will help set that up, but then they'll leave a local family in charge of that water kiosk and each family in the area will get say two months in charge of the kiosk where they get the money that the revenue that it brings in.
And it's a really great setup because it doesn't create dependency.
It's not just a handout.
And it's giving these people what they need to eventually these care points will become self-sustaining locations independent of the charity.
But we met a lot of amazing people there.
We went on a two-day safari.
We were in Ethiopia and Uganda and we did a two-day safari in Uganda, which was really awesome.
It was an amazing trip.
Did you see any animals that we might associate with those?
Saw lions, saw hippos, saw elephants and giraffes, lots of beautiful birds, lots of like, what do they call them?
Heart beasts, like gazelle and antelope kind of creatures.
Yeah.
They have Cape Buffalo there.
Yeah.
What do I mean?
Or are they?
So it's interesting.
Our safari guide, his name was Savior.
And he savior, yes.
That's a good name for your guide.
Yeah.
And, you know, he carried a big rifle with him the whole time.
And while we were, I'm your savior.
Yeah.
Yeah, cool.
And when we stopped for lunch, I asked him if he ever had to use it.
He said he's been a safari guide for 12 years.
And he said four years ago, they had stopped for lunch with a couple that he was taking on a safari.
And a Cape Buffalo that they didn't realize was there at first came out from behind the brush and started charging them and he had to shoot in the leg.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
He was the savior of the people there.
Well, that's cool.
He's got a cool Instagram too where he posts pictures of his safari trips.
How like backwoodsy or tribal did you get?
Like, did you see?
It was pretty so in the, in the cities.
Uh, in um, in Tebbe Uganda, where we flew into, is pretty, pretty modern city and then the further you get out from that, it becomes, you know, you see a lot more poverty as you mail out from there.
And then there are regions where it's mud huts and dirt roads, and we were in a lot of those regions as well.
And then same with Ethiopia, and Addis Ababa is a city, but then, you know it, it becomes more rural very quickly.
How safe is that area?
And like more lords.
So Uganda right now is pretty safe, except for there's there's areas on the western border with the Democratic Republic Of Congo which is very unstable, and there's border areas there that are unsafe.
And the area that we were in in northern Uganda is actually one of the areas where Joseph Kony's army used to operate, oh yeah, and so some of the people that we worked with there that are now involved with HOPE Chest started in that area rescuing boys that had been kidnapped by Joseph Kony's army.
Now that area, if you go north of there, there's a tribe called the Karamajong that are still very primitive and they they have some incidents where they'll come in and raid the towns and stuff, but it's mostly stable right now.
Ethiopia is a lot less stable.
We, when you're in Addis Ababa, it's okay, and then there there's certain regions that are safe, but their northern uh border with Sudan just had like a rebellion uprising, so there's there's some fighting there, and then there are lots of regions, especially the border areas of Ethiopia, where it's we were a lot more restricted, where we could travel there.
But uh, one of the things I got to do that was really cool is I did stand-up in the bush for one of the Ugandan trips for villagers.
That's awesome and so uh, when I'd agreed to do this, I asked if they speak English and the tour organizer he said yeah, they speak.
I said, as long as they speak English, I'll do stand-up, but I said I only want to do like 10 or 15 minutes because I don't know what'll work.
When I got there the day before, I found out they don't speak English.
But we had talked about ahead of time getting a local comedian to perform with me.
So there's a Ugandan comedian named Dolopico and I spent the day hanging out with him and his friends and then we did this show together and he brought me on stage and kind of translated for me and it went fine.
But then he kind of went into his bit while I was still on stage and then was trying to get me to dance and sing and teach me Ugandan, and the crowd loved it.
Yeah, I was up there for about a half an hour and only understand about 20% of what happened, but it was fun.
So it turned into like, watch, watch this American.
Yeah, silly white.
Yeah, it was awesome.
They said white men jump, let's find out exactly.
It was that kind of thing they'd make.
They brought out a basketball group, let's see if he can.
Yeah, but no, it was really awesome.
Yeah, anybody else go to any foreign uh continents?
No, I didn't.
Um, I went to New two weeks.
Oh, that's a foreign continent.
Yeah, how is it now?
Is it stable there?
Actually, when I landed was an hour after the riot.
Where uh, RIOT?
The PS5.
The PS5.
Riot in Union Square, which was like 10 blocks south of where we were.
Did you get one?
I did not get a PS5.
But I hadn't been to New York since I was 15.
It was really cool to go.
I went to go on Gutfeld.
Oh.
And so it was neat.
It was a good time.
I took my wife and we did a Broadway show.
We did Times Square walking around.
Yankees game, Mets game.
New York Pizza.
Hey.
We like, you know, 3 a.m. New York pizza.
Dude, New York pizza is always the best.
That was good.
It was good.
I really enjoyed it.
Did you eat hot dogs from the vendor?
Yeah, I did Euros from a vendor.
We did a hot dog from a vendor.
So, you know, I was a fan of, now admittedly, we were like near Times Square.
So it was just all very touristy and just lit up all day, all night.
So it wasn't like, I don't think we were in any of the spots that people would say that muggings have increased or whatever.
You didn't ride the subway.
I did ride the subway.
We did.
We took the subway to the Yankees game and to the Mets game.
It was actually kind of a cool story.
I was on Gutfeld.
I left Gutfeld and I walked around the building and, you know, like the crowd comes out.
Yes.
And I didn't realize that's where they were coming out at.
So people were like, oh, yeah, they always see you as you're leaving there.
Yeah, yeah.
And so I was shaking hands and I was like 10 minutes late to the Mets game because I was going to get out of Gutfeld and go to the Mets game.
And I saw two people wearing Cubs shirts and they were the Mets were playing the Cubs that day.
And I was like, are you guys going to the Cubs Mets game?
And they're like, yeah, we came here from Chicago.
We're big Babylon B fans.
I'm like, oh, do you know how to get there?
And they're like, we think we take this subway.
I'm like, can I just come with you?
And they're like, sure.
So I went with them to the Mets game.
This random fans from the audience, which was cool.
And they didn't mug me or kill me.
Oh, that's good.
That's great.
So that was a positive thing.
The Babylon Bee fan thing just reminded me when I was in Ethiopia.
I was talking to Mickey, who's a great guy.
He's the head of Children's Hope Chest in Ethiopia.
He lives there.
And at dinner the one night, he started talking to our director about all the gender nonsense in the U.S. and the politics here and stuff.
And he goes, oh, I saw this great comedy video about this kid at a spelling bee who asked them to define woman.
And I go, yeah, you know, who wrote that?
It was the Babylon Bee.
That's who we work for.
And his jaw dropped.
He was the sketch.
Oh, it's awesome.
And he was over there in Ethiopia.
He had been seeing our Spelling Bee sketch.
That's so cool.
I always wonder because you look at the Google Analytics and it's like, you know, 90% U.S. and then you'll see like one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that's Afghanistan or something.
That one is Mickey.
Did you guys do anything as cool as that?
No pressure.
Emma, do you have any announcements or anything?
I bought a house.
Oh, that's awesome.
Congratulations.
That's fantastic.
I announced that before, so I feel like, you know, a loser, I didn't do anything more exciting.
Picking out colors.
How's the moving in process going?
You all done?
Or are you still?
I'm done for the most part.
Is there anything that surprised you about, like, I don't know, the house, the area, the like, sometimes you move in and then you're like, oh, I didn't expect this.
What's the address?
For better or worse.
Say it out loud.
So I like the town better than I thought I would.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
Because I was kind of surprised.
Yeah.
It's mostly positives.
Somewhere in Southern California.
Oh, wow.
But I drove through to look at another house before.
And I guess we drove through like the most ghetto area of it.
And so I was expecting most of it to be ghetto.
And it's actually not as bad as I was.
Because they built that part much later than they built the other part.
Yeah.
And all the poor people are over there.
Are people still allowed to say ghetto?
I think you can describe an actual ghetto zone ghetto, but are you allowed to call something a ghetto?
I'm sure that's all about how it's raised with this film.
I'll just say ratchet.
Like driving through that ratchet area.
You know, where yeah, I'm not allowed to be white and go through those areas alone.
You're making areas.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I didn't say anything about skin killer.
Yeah.
But I'm glad for you.
I finished a video game.
Did you have any announcements?
Oh, it was called Manhunter.
It's about a shark.
Whoa, really?
Yep, that's it.
Do you play as the shark?
You play as the shark.
Really?
Yeah, and you get to eat.
You get to eat people.
You get to eat people and seals and sea turtles.
And fishermen.
2D one where you're kind of like guiding it around.
It's a 3D.
That is because they're shark Odell Lake.
You're thinking of the water.
No, this is a 3D behind the shark.
It was moderately fun.
Okay.
Is someone playing the opposite game where they're the person?
I wish.
Trying to get away from that.
That would be cool.
That would be cool.
It's just impossible to win.
Or you just stay on land and then they can't get you.
Yeah, that's a dumb idea.
It's a terrible game, Emma.
Yeah.
One thing I really do like about it, though, is that as you're playing, it's just this absurd shark game.
Is that there's a narrator and he's talking like a national geographic person, like, ah, the shark as he comes out to eat the people on the beach.
It makes me unsuspecting swimmers.
The personality of that game is really amazing, actually.
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I drove behind a truck the other day that had an OnlyFans, giant OnlyFans sticker, and then like the username or something.
What?
And I'm like, isn't that weird?
Like, I didn't look and see if it was a girl or a guy that was driving.
I guess not all OnlyFans is bad, right?
I don't know.
Didn't it use it?
It started off.
It's not supposed to be.
There are people that use it.
Like, I know comedians that will put their comedy on OnlyFans.
My OnlyFans is mostly.
I think it's mostly sexual content.
Yeah.
I thought that would be weird to like advertise because I felt like you didn't want people to know who you actually are there.
I don't know.
I think some people really want to keep a secret from their family and friends if they're doing that kind of work.
But then I think some people, it's like any publicity is good publicity.
They promote themselves wherever they can.
Maybe this was just the rare person.
Would you tell your family, Travis?
I've never told my family about my OnlyFans account.
In Arkansas, they do an OnlyFam where it's just naked pictures for their relatives.