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These girls are insane.
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Truth be told. Yeah, but can't you find a solid Jewish girl that will marry you?
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I'm trying, dude. Your community's pretty tight, right?
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The bar is set really, really, really low.
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Unvaccinated and Jewish. That's all I need.
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What if she's vaccinated, but she's cool?
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I don't know, dude.
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Johnson & Johnson or one of the RNA ones?
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What if we're talking vaccinated but not boosted?
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Bro, I don't want my kids to be born with, like, feathers.
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That's how sweet, too. Then you'd have Fuentes being like, see!
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I told you! No, of course my kid would come out with horns, right?
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Right, right!
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I told you! The Jews have horns, everybody!
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The Jews have horns! No, we're just vaccinated, Nick.
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Didn't you see what this asshole did in Israel?
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That's awesome, man.
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That's exactly what the Pfizer vaccine did in Israel.
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Next generation, all the kids are going to have horns at their bar mitzvahs, and it's going to be a thing.
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I would be jealous, actually.
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I would be very jealous.
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When they go around and they say, all the Jews have horns, I wish I had horns.
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Do you know how fucking badass that would be to walk around in society with giant horns?
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Dude, if you guys had horns, people would then legitimately be scared of you.
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Let me ask you this.
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If all Jews had horns...
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Would the Holocaust come off as bad as it was?
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I think it would still come off pretty bad, like they were taking out an endangered species or something like that.
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Yeah, it would be like a PETA issue.
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