The Adam King Show - If Jews had horns...

May 18, 2023 - The Adam King Show

01:40

If Jews had horns...

# vaccine safety unvaccinated rna based vaccine anti semitism feathers fuentes genetic mutation genetic mutations holocaust horns jewish identity jewish woman johnson and johnson peta pfizer

This episode’s darkly comedic rant mocks anti-vaccine conspiracy theories by twisting them into absurdity—imagining vaccinated Jews developing horns like a "Fuentes" prophecy, or the Holocaust being dismissed as a "PETA issue." The speaker’s exaggerated claims about genetic mutations (feathers from J&J, horns from Pfizer) and societal reactions highlight how fringe narratives distort reality, revealing their underlying irrationality. Ultimately, it underscores how satire can expose the dangerous absurdity of pseudoscience when pushed to extremes. [Automatically generated summary]
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Vaccinated and Jealous 00:01:40
	These girls are insane.
	Truth be told. Yeah, but can't you find a solid Jewish girl that will marry you?
	I'm trying, dude. Your community's pretty tight, right?
	The bar is set really, really, really low.
	Unvaccinated and Jewish. That's all I need.
	What if she's vaccinated, but she's cool?
	I don't know, dude.
	Johnson & Johnson or one of the RNA ones?
	What if we're talking vaccinated but not boosted?
	Bro, I don't want my kids to be born with, like, feathers.
	That's how sweet, too. Then you'd have Fuentes being like, see!
	I told you! No, of course my kid would come out with horns, right?
	Right, right!
	I told you! The Jews have horns, everybody!
	The Jews have horns! No, we're just vaccinated, Nick.
	Didn't you see what this asshole did in Israel?
	That's awesome, man.
	That's exactly what the Pfizer vaccine did in Israel.
	Next generation, all the kids are going to have horns at their bar mitzvahs, and it's going to be a thing.
	I would be jealous, actually.
	I would be very jealous.
	When they go around and they say, all the Jews have horns, I wish I had horns.
	Do you know how fucking badass that would be to walk around in society with giant horns?
	Dude, if you guys had horns, people would then legitimately be scared of you.
	Let me ask you this.
	If all Jews had horns...
	Would the Holocaust come off as bad as it was?
	I think it would still come off pretty bad, like they were taking out an endangered species or something like that.
	Yeah, it would be like a PETA issue.

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Vaccinated and Jealous 00:01:40

These girls are insane.

Truth be told. Yeah, but can't you find a solid Jewish girl that will marry you?

I'm trying, dude. Your community's pretty tight, right?

The bar is set really, really, really low.

Unvaccinated and Jewish. That's all I need.

What if she's vaccinated, but she's cool?

I don't know, dude.

Johnson & Johnson or one of the RNA ones?

What if we're talking vaccinated but not boosted?

Bro, I don't want my kids to be born with, like, feathers.

That's how sweet, too. Then you'd have Fuentes being like, see!

I told you! No, of course my kid would come out with horns, right?

Right, right!

I told you! The Jews have horns, everybody!

The Jews have horns! No, we're just vaccinated, Nick.

Didn't you see what this asshole did in Israel?

That's awesome, man.

That's exactly what the Pfizer vaccine did in Israel.

Next generation, all the kids are going to have horns at their bar mitzvahs, and it's going to be a thing.

I would be jealous, actually.

I would be very jealous.

When they go around and they say, all the Jews have horns, I wish I had horns.

Do you know how fucking badass that would be to walk around in society with giant horns?

Dude, if you guys had horns, people would then legitimately be scared of you.

Let me ask you this.

If all Jews had horns...

Would the Holocaust come off as bad as it was?

I think it would still come off pretty bad, like they were taking out an endangered species or something like that.

Yeah, it would be like a PETA issue.