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Vaccinated and Jealous
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| These girls are insane. | |
| Truth be told. Yeah, but can't you find a solid Jewish girl that will marry you? | |
| I'm trying, dude. Your community's pretty tight, right? | |
| The bar is set really, really, really low. | |
| Unvaccinated and Jewish. That's all I need. | |
| What if she's vaccinated, but she's cool? | |
| I don't know, dude. | |
| Johnson & Johnson or one of the RNA ones? | |
| What if we're talking vaccinated but not boosted? | |
| Bro, I don't want my kids to be born with, like, feathers. | |
| That's how sweet, too. Then you'd have Fuentes being like, see! | |
| I told you! No, of course my kid would come out with horns, right? | |
| Right, right! | |
| I told you! The Jews have horns, everybody! | |
| The Jews have horns! No, we're just vaccinated, Nick. | |
| Didn't you see what this asshole did in Israel? | |
| That's awesome, man. | |
| That's exactly what the Pfizer vaccine did in Israel. | |
| Next generation, all the kids are going to have horns at their bar mitzvahs, and it's going to be a thing. | |
| I would be jealous, actually. | |
| I would be very jealous. | |
| When they go around and they say, all the Jews have horns, I wish I had horns. | |
| Do you know how fucking badass that would be to walk around in society with giant horns? | |
| Dude, if you guys had horns, people would then legitimately be scared of you. | |
| Let me ask you this. | |
| If all Jews had horns... | |
| Would the Holocaust come off as bad as it was? | |
| I think it would still come off pretty bad, like they were taking out an endangered species or something like that. | |
| Yeah, it would be like a PETA issue. | |