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May 18, 2023 - The Adam King Show
01:40
If Jews had horns...
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These girls are insane.
Truth be told. Yeah, but can't you find a solid Jewish girl that will marry you?
I'm trying, dude. Your community's pretty tight, right?
The bar is set really, really, really low.
Unvaccinated and Jewish. That's all I need.
What if she's vaccinated, but she's cool?
I don't know, dude.
Johnson & Johnson or one of the RNA ones?
What if we're talking vaccinated but not boosted?
Bro, I don't want my kids to be born with, like, feathers.
That's how sweet, too. Then you'd have Fuentes being like, see!
I told you! No, of course my kid would come out with horns, right?
Right, right!
I told you! The Jews have horns, everybody!
The Jews have horns! No, we're just vaccinated, Nick.
Didn't you see what this asshole did in Israel?
That's awesome, man.
That's exactly what the Pfizer vaccine did in Israel.
Next generation, all the kids are going to have horns at their bar mitzvahs, and it's going to be a thing.
I would be jealous, actually.
I would be very jealous.
When they go around and they say, all the Jews have horns, I wish I had horns.
Do you know how fucking badass that would be to walk around in society with giant horns?
Dude, if you guys had horns, people would then legitimately be scared of you.
Let me ask you this.
If all Jews had horns...
Would the Holocaust come off as bad as it was?
I think it would still come off pretty bad, like they were taking out an endangered species or something like that.
Yeah, it would be like a PETA issue.
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