The Adam King Show - If Jews had horns...
Aired: 2023-05-18
Duration: 01:40


=== Vaccinated and Jealous (01:40) ===

[00:00:00]  These girls are insane.
[00:00:02]  Truth be told. Yeah, but can't you find a solid Jewish girl that will marry you?
[00:00:06]  I'm trying, dude. Your community's pretty tight, right?
[00:00:08]  The bar is set really, really, really low.
[00:00:11]  Unvaccinated and Jewish. That's all I need.
[00:00:14]  What if she's vaccinated, but she's cool?
[00:00:17]  I don't know, dude.
[00:00:18]  Johnson & Johnson or one of the RNA ones?
[00:00:20]  What if we're talking vaccinated but not boosted?
[00:00:29]  Bro, I don't want my kids to be born with, like, feathers.
[00:00:35]  That's how sweet, too. Then you'd have Fuentes being like, see!
[00:00:39]  I told you! No, of course my kid would come out with horns, right?
[00:00:43]  Right, right!
[00:00:44]  I told you! The Jews have horns, everybody!
[00:00:47]  The Jews have horns! No, we're just vaccinated, Nick.
[00:00:53]  Didn't you see what this asshole did in Israel?
[00:00:59]  That's awesome, man.
[00:01:00]  That's exactly what the Pfizer vaccine did in Israel.
[00:01:03]  Next generation, all the kids are going to have horns at their bar mitzvahs, and it's going to be a thing.
[00:01:08]  I would be jealous, actually.
[00:01:10]  I would be very jealous.
[00:01:11]  When they go around and they say, all the Jews have horns, I wish I had horns.
[00:01:15]  Do you know how fucking badass that would be to walk around in society with giant horns?
[00:01:20]  Dude, if you guys had horns, people would then legitimately be scared of you.
[00:01:23]  Let me ask you this.
[00:01:25]  If all Jews had horns...
[00:01:27]  Would the Holocaust come off as bad as it was?
[00:01:31]  I think it would still come off pretty bad, like they were taking out an endangered species or something like that.
[00:01:36]  Yeah, it would be like a PETA issue.