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| The Adventures in Hell World podcast talks in depth about QAnon. | |
| While it's meant to be comedic informative, sometimes we have to get into things like child abuse and violence against people. | |
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| Hello everybody. | |
| I am Mike Rains, AKA Poker and Politics. | |
| And welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hell World. | |
| This week I'm joined as always by Haley, AKA Chaley, AKA Arizona Right Watch. | |
| Hello listeners. | |
| I hope you're all doing spectacular today. | |
| I hope they're having an incredible whatever day you're listening to this podcast on, probably Sunday or Monday. | |
| We're also joined by Eric the Deep State Operative. | |
| Hey there. | |
| I also hope you're having a good day. | |
| Maybe even slightly better than Haley hopes. | |
| Wow! | |
| This fucking guy. | |
| He he he's he's mansplaining optimism. | |
| I mean it's incredible. | |
| It's just just vicious. | |
| He's one of the We get it. | |
| Your life is better than mine. | |
| Like immediately immediately his son like runs in and goes, Dad, you're the best dad ever, and just gives him a huge hug. | |
| Yeah. | |
| He gives you a dollar that he found on the floor. | |
| He's like, I wanted you to have this. | |
| Yes. | |
| Oh god, all of it. | |
| All of it. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| And we are also joined by Steph. | |
| Hi. | |
| I knew Steph was gonna give us the absolute low effort intro. | |
| I would 100% knew that was coming. | |
| I was like, she's gonna We're gonna get a word of it. | |
| We're gonna get a word out of her if we're lucky. | |
| I know. | |
| I was I had more stuff I was gonna say, but I was like no, I'm gonna keep my mouth quiet so we can introduce Stephanie before the one hour mark. | |
| Yeah, that's it. | |
| Why start now? | |
| 30 minutes of introduction 15 minutes of bullshit about stuff that's not queuing on and politics. | |
| Ten minutes of the horrors of the world, and then back to bullshitting, because who actually wants to deal with this stuff is really what it comes down to. | |
| Um the amount of sugar we need to get the pill down your throat is so bad at this point. | |
| It's like the sh the the show is now all sugar. | |
| It's just all sugar all the time. | |
| It's now a video game and sports podcast and Pokemon lore podcasts. | |
| That's what we're doing now. | |
| Pokemon in politics. | |
| Oh god, I just changed my habit. | |
| I well the thing is I couldn't do Pikachu because my my avatar is like a very obscure, like double poker cards, so I'd have to be like some like really random Pokemon. | |
| Although how about Poker Chew? | |
| Oh god. | |
| Create your own. | |
| That hurt. | |
| That physically hurt me. | |
| No, create your own. | |
| If I could figure out this this damn photo editor, maybe I could do it. | |
| I I mean Pokemon is a card game, so you would just have to have like a couple Pokemon cards. | |
| But Pokemon cards don't frame the way poker cards do. | |
| They don't they don't like you just can't look at the top right corner and know everything about a Pokemon card. | |
| There's a lot of data on them. | |
| Um that's where AI is your friend. | |
| Yeah, right. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| No, I no, what I was gonna say is um they just posted a video of a Pokemon named Hawk Lucha, who is a luchador bird, and the Luchador bird uh fought Machamp in a f in a battle in a wrestling ring, and they did basically the like Machamp's getting the upper hand. | |
| They basically did like the Rocky montage or Hawk Lucha and their trainer, or like having flashbacks to all their like grinding it out in the small times and the in the dingy gyms, and then Hawklucha has their mega transformation where they don't a luchador mask and they have a cape, and then they just start they just go into town on Machamp and they beat his ass and they win the big fight. | |
| So I like them because in Pokemon Go, they're the regional exclusive to Mexico because they're a luchador, and I want one so bad. | |
| Um I like them, I think they're cute. | |
| Shout out to my fellow Latinos. | |
| Halucha. | |
| I was afraid that you're gonna tell me that Hawke Lucha it evolved into their ultimate form, Hawk Tua. | |
| Oh no. | |
| Oh no. | |
| No. | |
| Wow. | |
| A Hawk Tua reference in the year of our Lord September 2025. | |
| I'm constantly two years behind the times. | |
| Um I wanna talk about a video game that I have definitely not been playing. | |
| Um called Date Everything. | |
| Have you guys heard of this? | |
| No, I have not. | |
| I have, but I know nothing about it. | |
| Okay, it's awesome because it's like every single voice actor that you've heard in video games, like for the last 20 years, makes an appearance in this. | |
| Because there's like over like 200 fucking characters that you can unlock. | |
| And especially you just go around your house and you kind of like it's like you see your computer or you see your toilet, or you see your mouse on your keyboard or your circuit box or your curtains, and you just fill it with a little heart emoji until it becomes this humanized kind of version of the um object that you just filled up with hearts. | |
| It's just a dating sim, but it's so fucking absurd, and there's a lot of just uh Zuko is a voice in it, um from Avatar The Last Airbender, and he has some very horny lines, which was like, wow. | |
| Wow, this is uncomfortable because I love that show and um what's happening, but it's a funny game. | |
| Um it's just like pure absurdity. | |
| Uh it's literally made by like people that are in the voice acting world, which is how they got all these people, but apparently. | |
| I'm taking a quick look. | |
| I noticed I just noticed uh Dana Snyder, uh, who guys our age would best know as Master Shake from Hunger uh Aquaine Hunger Force. | |
| The voice of Ash is in it. | |
| Um like uh you know, like the people in the Batmans, they're all popular. | |
| Um but yeah, it's a very funny game. | |
| I would recommend it if people are in a pure absurdity and spent way too much time on Tumblr in their youth, because it is like made by the most tumbler core people imaginable. | |
| I was I was I was looking up the voice editors because I wanted you you said everybody's in it, and I was looking for this one guy. | |
| Um I can't remember exactly how to say his name, but uh he was uh I mean Mike, you would know who he was because he was the most hated character in season five of Babylon 5. | |
| Uh the guy who played Byron. | |
| Oh the thing is I've blocked out season five in my mind entirely because season five just sucks so bad. | |
| Like all of season five sucks. | |
| So well he does he does a ton of voice acting, which is why I wanted to go look him up, but no, he is not in this game. | |
| He might be the one who isn't. | |
| Of Ellie and Joel from Last of Us are in it. | |
| Like so many people are in it. | |
| What's up, Steph? | |
| What's going on? | |
| I was just looking for a pen to write something down. | |
| I thought you had something so important to say that you were like, no, no, I no, but I I I just I just figured something out that I've been working on for like a really long time, and I'm super happy about it. | |
| I'm like, I can't forget this. | |
| Um, Steph, you should talk about what you've been doing in your game. | |
| Because it's cool. | |
| I I've been making my own stuff, and it's been incredibly empowering because I I made an Alex Jones flesh light for my Sims. | |
| All right, like I guess there's an Alex Jones stress ball, and it totally looks like the face of a sex doll. | |
| And I was like, I figured there had to be a story behind that, how you came up with that. | |
| Well, yeah, but it was just a picture that I saw in a pop-up ad when I was on InfoWars one night, and um I'm like, that looks like an Alice Jones sex doll. | |
| And so now my Sims have an Alex Jones flesh light, and it's got like the InfoWars logo on it and all that. | |
| And I made Spencer Sunshine's book in my Sims game. | |
| I made Mike Rothschild's Jewish space lasers in my Sims game. | |
| So like I have knowledge fight posters. | |
| No, no, the book. | |
| I I don't know how to make my own. | |
| I can't make my own stuff yet, but I'm I'm learning how to like clone objects and basically like recolor them. | |
| So I take a book that already exists, yeah. | |
| I think I think that's what they call a retext train. | |
| Yeah, and in the Sims they call it recoloring, but yeah, and and it's and I'm I'm learning stuff because I have a hard time with math and geometry and spatial reckoning and stuff like that. | |
| And I'm actually employing parts of my brain that have been dead for decades, and that is like a really really huge step for me. | |
| And the fact is I keep like running into these brick walls, and normally I would just give up, but I'm still doing it. | |
| So that is that it's this is like this isn't just a game, this is like a life changer that I'm actually doing this. | |
| Hey, self-growth is self-growth, no matter how you're doing it. | |
| I I shared it with my support with my doubt support group in our group chat. | |
| I was like, you guys, I just had a major breakthrough. | |
| Uh yeah, so and I shared it with you guys too. | |
| So um, I like that we just talked about off-stream uh various ways that we used to kill our Sims in older versions. | |
| Um which uh I used to do the classic, you fill the room with ovens and then remove the door, and then your homies turn into ash. | |
| Um yeah, uh there's probably more creative ones. | |
| That was just I was just a little kid, like how oh, and for anyone out there who's a fan of the Sims 4, um, look up Sacrificial Junior. | |
| Um, he has an extreme violence mod that allows you to like join gangs and you can kill people, and like, and then there's he has one called zombie apocalypse, and what I used to do is I would journey to Batu, the Star Wars world you can journey to in the game if you have the expansion pack. | |
| I would go there and I would give a bunch of stormtroopers the virus, and then I would go back home. | |
| There's this huge zombie outbreak all over the place. | |
| It's just great. | |
| There's so many ways to kill Sims now. | |
| That's what I was worried about. | |
| The lack of sim death was really ruining everything. | |
| Like the way Elon's worried about uh falling birth rates. | |
| I was worried about Sims not being killed, and thank god, thank goodness we can put them in the dirt. | |
| Well, I mean you know, immortal Sims that just creates uh you know, you start running out of living space and Malthus shows up and all it's just bad. | |
| Yeah, uh Sim Malthus, yeah. | |
| So uh my friends have found a game called uh Monsters and Memories, which is uh declared by the people making it as like the spiritual successor to EverQuest. | |
| So it's like not trying to copy Warcraft. | |
| They're going straight to the ultimate old school MMO, the original MMO. | |
| And uh my friends, I think it started on Labor Day, so they're starting to kick it around, and eventually I'm gonna have to like join them. | |
| So it looks that looks really interesting that it's like just a love letter to an ancient ancient MMO. | |
| I never yeah, I never played any uh MMOs, but I know like a some friends of mine were playing EverQuest and then made the leap from EverQuest to uh to Warcraft. | |
| Uh there was a one another one of the metal uh guild something, Guild Wars was that it's yeah, Guild Wars does a game, yep. | |
| Yeah, everyone, yeah, everyone who liked EverQuest loved Guild Wars from what I remember. | |
| Oh yeah, I never yeah, I never got into EverQuest or Guild Wars. | |
| I was just I was just your your basic wow bitch, and every now and then my friend who was actually into EverQuest would be like, Yeah, I'm on this server with like six people, they're restarting it. | |
| And I'm just like, Oh my god, dude, please stop. | |
| And now he's like grinding wow hardcore and doing all that kind of stuff, and it's just I'm like, buddy, there are there's there's more fish in the sea than just Warcraft and Warcraft derivatives. | |
| Like in you there's other games you can uh partake in and enjoy, and the man's like, nope, can't do it. | |
| Oh god, that would be such a product that would be a far more productive use of his time to collect labo-boos than Eric. | |
| Can you print me a 3D labooboo? | |
| Probably. | |
| I I'm not really you know, I pop culture kind of escapes me, so but like I would have no idea what you're talking about, except that just happened to go to Steak and Shake, which has beef tallow fries now. | |
| Oh, and they were selling them there. | |
| What? | |
| Or there's something they had an ad for it at steak and shake. | |
| I didn't look into it too much. | |
| No, I think I think I think like actually, like my son was curious, so we went and checked out, and it turned out like it was like a sweepstakes to enter a chance to win a labuoboo or some sh something like that. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Laboo-boo. | |
| Yeah, but yes, but once again, steak and shake now has beef tallow fries, no seed oils. | |
| Yeah, oh yeah, the the the the health the healthiest fries you could possibly have. | |
| We actually had like a good five-minute conversation about that at the table because I was laughing about it, and they're like, What's the deal with with beef tells? | |
| So I had to explain the whole Robert F. Kennedy seed oils bullshit. | |
| And so, of course, and everyone breaks out their phones, they and they and they start Googling, is beef tellow safer than seed oils? | |
| And the answer, like in one-word answer was no. | |
| The two-word answer was no, but with more well, no, seriously, no. | |
| That's three, but we had I had to go there. | |
| So, yeah, it was the meme where you have the pie chart and it says no, and then no, but in yellow. | |
| Yes, exactly. | |
| I sort of obsessively like listen to some Maha stuff, and the beef tallow ladies, the the ladies that are into beef tallow, like they cook with it, but they also rub it on their face. | |
| Um does. | |
| Yeah, and it's funny because there's some like trads that can't they can't keep up with the grift on the beef tallow stuff. | |
| They're like, it smells disgusting, and I don't want to rub it on my face. | |
| So I I even some of the Trads can't do the beef tallow thing. | |
| How was it? | |
| How was the frizz? | |
| I honestly could not tell the difference. | |
| If they hadn't like if they hadn't had six foot high signs telling me I never would have guessed that it was not made with vegetable oil. | |
| Yeah, but you know what? | |
| It keeps the vegans away. | |
| That was my thought too. | |
| I'm like, okay, but what if you know like like like what what if you're vegetarian or vegan? | |
| And you know, you can't eat beef tallow in that case. | |
| I know fuck those guys. | |
| Yeah, that uh this all remote this unlocked the memory for me of last week's lol cow uh being the lunatic guy who was claiming he was running a restaurant in Philadelphia that was serving beef tallow food. | |
| And then people, and he's like, I'm not making any money, and I can't believe I thought people cared about this stuff. | |
| And then people looked into it, and he's actually like inside a write aid. | |
| And his hours of operation are terrible. | |
| He's like opened it from like 11 to 7. | |
| So he's like missing half of that lunch rush. | |
| And he's absolutely missing any like evening time when people are like done with their daily daily chores like going out. | |
| And he's in a strip mall that has a raising canes, a Popeyes, and another. | |
| There's like three big major chicken chains in the same uh strip mall he's in that he's competing with for market share. | |
| So it's just it's just the most ridiculous. | |
| He has to be doing this to work an angle in some right wing griff somewhere, because there's no way this business is designed to actually be a business. | |
| It reminds me of uh the the area I live in used to have a whole we used to have a lot of gangsters. | |
| Um like I remember not so long ago, one of them getting arrested, he was hiding in a closet in his basement when the cops finally found him. | |
| But uh there was this ice cream shop down the street, and uh friend of mine was telling me, Yeah, you go in, you you go in there, it doesn't matter when you're in there, they they're out of ice cream, they're always waiting for the next the shit which is coming tomorrow, no matter no matter what. | |
| And he says, and he told me with authority that was going on was there they were playing uh illegal poker in the back uh in the back room, and the whole thing was a mafia front. | |
| Rest in peace, Tony Soprano. | |
| Oh, we don't know he died at the end of that episode. | |
| Although uh James Gandalfini is dead. | |
| James is dead. | |
| I loved him. | |
| But uh Tony Savreno lives. | |
| Uh how dare you. | |
| I'm sorry, but in my opinion, his seminal performance will always be in eight millimeter. | |
| I'm guessing nobody nobody remembers his role in eight millimeter because I would have gotten at least a groan from that. | |
| He played a sleazy rapist porn director in eight millimeter. | |
| Oh it was oh my god, you gotta see eight millimeter. | |
| It is one of uh is is one of the best Nicholas Cage movies of all time, and I mean that in seriousness. | |
| He delivers an amazing performance in that movie, very very uh like any acting traps that he actually has he used in that movie. | |
| And and it the film also has one of the most disturbing motives when when he finally catches the guy who's killing yeah, well, he asks him. | |
| He says I was gonna run out and watch eight millimeter tomorrow, but now that there might be spoilers, fuck that. | |
| You don't have to watch it. | |
| He he asked, he asks him why do you do these things? | |
| And the guy says, 'Cause I can. | |
| And then but it but it also has a line that was sampled. | |
| There's a band called Suicide Commando, and they have a song called Face of Death that samples one of the most iconic lines in the movies where the killer says um the best part of killing someone is the look on their face. | |
| It's that look, not when they're threatened, not when you hurt them, not even when they see the knife, it's when they feel the knife go in. | |
| And it's just this, and the only reason I have it memorized is because I used to listen to that song a lot. | |
| Um, but it yeah, eight millimeter is it is a very and Joaquin Phoenix is yeah, he's great in it too. | |
| He's and I love how he's reading uh in cold blood, but it's hidden. | |
| So it looks like that he instead of having a porno inside of a regular book, he has a regular book hidden inside of a porno. | |
| Because he's he's working as a clerk in a porn shop, so he's trying to keep up appearances, yeah. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| I I'm surprised that that movie never came up with Qanon or something. | |
| Maybe maybe because the director, maybe because the director's gay, you know, they can they can handle directors who they can handle directors who later become trans, but an openly gay director way too much. | |
| Oh, well, what's QAnon's opinion on cheaper's creepers and powder then? | |
| Because that guy, that director was busted for doing stuff with children on film. | |
| I did not know that. | |
| Oh I I love I love that this podcast is literally just Horrifying anecdotes delivered out of nowhere to the to the Because it's because of me. | |
| I should just not talk sometimes. | |
| We have the warning at the beginning of the podcast for a reason. | |
| We might as well use it. | |
| Well, we're using it on ourselves. | |
| That's the point. | |
| It's like normally we have to tell the audience terrible things, and instead it's just Steph being like, hey, you know that guy from that thing, and we're like, uh, not really, but sorta, and then Steph's like, yeah, by the way, petto. | |
| It's like, oh, okay, great. | |
| Fuck. | |
| I mean, like Screepers was big in my day. | |
| It was it was a great movie. | |
| It was such a good movie because it was one of the first horror films to counter that whole, like, okay, now people have cell phones. | |
| So how do we work around that in a horror scenario? | |
| It was one of the first films to do that. | |
| Okay. | |
| Everybody, I listeners. | |
| I know we've been doing pop culture shenanigans for almost half an hour now, but we literally need to watch the new War of the Worlds movie that came out starring Ice Cube because everybody on TikTok and YouTube is like doing reviews of it because it's they're like, it's like worst movie of all time, shittiest movie of all time. | |
| How did this movie get made? | |
| Kind of like shit. | |
| And um, I I think like anonymous plays like a key component of this movie. | |
| Um, and yeah, I feel like we should do a shitty movie review. | |
| Um silence from my co-host. | |
| Um so is it where the like War of the Worlds is in HG Wells and all that? | |
| It's a modern interpretation. | |
| It's like a modern interpretation of like the movie is basically just ice cube on his computer, like, oh shit, the aliens are fucking everything up. | |
| And I I don't think there's really any action in the movie, it's mostly just people reacting to like the internet information that the aliens are kicking everybody's ass. | |
| So is is this like uh making people long for the Tom Cruise War of the Worlds movie that tanked so horribly? | |
| Uh from everything I'm reading, yes. | |
| At the end of that movie, it turns out that that the one thing that the aliens couldn't withstand was Xenu. | |
| Yes, exactly right. | |
| Yeah, there's uh does does Ice Cube comment on whether or not it was a good day. | |
| Um, you know, I think that there is like references, like I think that's how cheesy this movie is. | |
| Like to like is there a Felicia in the movie that he does not want to talk to. | |
| Yeah, uh I'm not even kidding. | |
| I thought I think we need to watch it. | |
| I think it might be the worst movie ever made, or at least the at least in recent years. | |
| So I would like to watch it. | |
| Maybe this is just me and I'm forcing a project on us. | |
| I say, but as a hardcore fan of the room, I am going to be holding up a very strict standard of worst movie of all time. | |
| That's true. | |
| Um that is a good point. | |
| But that's a passion. | |
| See, that's the thing, is that like I think this is just a shit movie. | |
| Whereas the room is the passion project of a man who just couldn't do it. | |
| He just didn't have it in him, but he has respect the grind. | |
| Yeah, it's it's like the that that great tweet that was said. | |
| My haters said they couldn't, I couldn't do it, and they were right, honestly. | |
| Great call haters. | |
| Um speaking of haters, Stephanie. | |
| I need the I need the hot gossip. | |
| The hot gust. | |
| Yes, Alex Jones and Owen Schreier, what's going on? | |
| They broke up. | |
| I I kind of like didn't pay too much attention to what was going on because I just knew like there wasn't gonna number one, I'm lazy, number two. | |
| I knew that there wasn't really gonna be proper coverage, and I just didn't want to I listened to like two minutes of Owen talking on X. I wanted to wait till Knowledge Fight because Dan breaks it down so much easier, and I cat and Dan catches all this stuff that I never catch when I listen to Alex Raw. | |
| And um so the long and short of the knowledge fight episode, which is called Farewell Sweet Ding Dong. | |
| Um it's a three-hour and 15-minute episode, so it's it's like the old days. | |
| It's it really you can just really get into it. | |
| And um it basically Owen had this influence from a shitty boss, Alex. | |
| Like, you know, like a lot of entitlement issues and like stuff like that. | |
| And Owen was overconfident, so he demanded time off, and he got it, and then he kept pushing and pushing. | |
| And he wanted to announce that he was leaving InfoWars on InfoWars. | |
| And then try to get his audience to follow him in his new venture. | |
| And Alex was like, no. | |
| So it it was like at first it kind of looked like maybe Owen got dicked over, but like even Dan was saying, like I have to say, but it kind of looks like Owen was just getting too big for his britches. | |
| But on the other hand, Alex is also an impossible person to work for. | |
| So it's it's probably a 50-50, you know. | |
| This is like when Steven Crowder got offered that deal by Daily Wire that was like a shit fuck ton of money, and he was like, No, I want even more, and they're like, hey, fuck you. | |
| And now he's just like making low-tier rumble streams. | |
| Okay, so what's um what's Owen doing? | |
| Because he is he going down like some more anti-Semitic Nazi route? | |
| Is he just like doing his own network? | |
| What's what's this motherfucker up to? | |
| He he wants to do his like own news thing, and it was funny because they they pointed out and all the he's like saying, like, I want it to be just news, no conspiracy, no politics, just straight news. | |
| Well, maybe a little conspiracy theories, and he's like, I'm not gonna be putting it behind a paywall, but some of the stuff's gonna be behind a paywall. | |
| It's like it it sounded like he was just like formulating this whole business plan live on air, like completely unthought of and just like the way Alex presents the news, where it's like you can kind of hear the gears turning where he's inventing the conspiracy theory as he's talking, | |
| and it just seems like uh just poorly planned, and um you know he ha Owen if he wants to do anything with like influencing or news or something, he has to either go continue to go further, right? | |
| Or he has to do what uh I forget the guy's name, what the one guy did where he went to the New York Times with his story and he repented and he apologized and he said I'm sorry for ever working there. | |
| Um you know, those are his two options. | |
| You you either repent or you dig in deeper, and he's he's gonna dig in deeper. | |
| I'm I'm sure. | |
| I'm sure you don't see much repentance. | |
| There's no money, there's sorry, there's no money in repenting. | |
| The the money is just continuing to be a right winger and maybe even being a Nazi. | |
| Yeah, yeah, like I like, and hey, I was never like broadcasting, you know, I posted stuff on Facebook when I was insane, but I was never an influencer, I was never really influential, and to this day I grapple with could something did I did something that I said on Facebook back when I was a conspiracy theorist inspire someone else to become one, and you know, I'll never know. | |
| I'll never have any way of knowing that, but I know I wasn't really an influential person, but you know the apology process, the growth process, the coming back process is a very painful one, and depending how deep you are in it, | |
| like for an influencer to come back from this, that's that's rare that because the money isn't gonna be there, and you know normal society is gonna if you dig yourself in too deep, like Owen has. | |
| I mean, Alex could never come back, but Owen maybe, and but he has dug himself in so deep where his only option is repent or keep going, and there's no money in repentance, it really isn't. | |
| Yeah, I saw like online Nazis and like people in like the Stu Peters and like even Nick Fuentes kind of sphere like Publicly reaching out to Owen on the timeline, being like, if you need help setting up advertisers, like we got you. | |
| So like the Nazis are already like, hey, we have our networks that we'd like to link you up with. | |
| Um are they are they okay? | |
| So are Alex and Owen both still team Trump at the moment, or is there a rift there too? | |
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| From what I saw, Owen's Owen's not very happy with the full on Trump all day everyday thing. | |
| Whereas Alex is Alex is like this big baby, and every episode where Alex is like talking to Nick Fuentes, which is like super weird that Nick that Alex is just running to Nick for attention constantly now. | |
| Like the student has become the master so aggressively in their relationship, it's crazy. | |
| And pretty much every time Alex gives Nick a question about Trump. | |
| It's this five-minute rambling dissertation where he's just desperately pleading with Nick to please let Trump be a cool guy that they can love. | |
| And he'll just be like, Nick, Trump's doing a lot of great stuff on the border. | |
| Now all as much great stuff as I want, but it's still pretty great. | |
| And the economics is it's about a B plus. | |
| I mean, he's really great in so many places and he's only libs and he's doing good stuff with the courts and like can we just let the Epstein thing slide, Nick? | |
| Can we just give like Trump like a like an A- and keep him around? | |
| And and what I just did there was way shorter than what Alex does. | |
| Alex just can't shut up. | |
| Because he's just so desperate to get Nick Fuentes to say yes to Trump's cool that he just goes on for forever because he knows the moment he shuts no one he stops talking, the moment he shuts up and he lets Nick speak, the first word out of Nick's mouth's gonna be no. | |
| Nick's just like no, Trump sucks. | |
| Fuck him. | |
| He isn't gonna arrest the team state. | |
| He's beholden to Israel, he's a piece of shit. | |
| So fuck Trump. | |
| And then Alex is like, oh, but I love him so much, and he sells so many dick pills from me. | |
| Oh fiddlesticks. | |
| And it's like it's like Alex, just don't have Nick on your show. | |
| Are you so desperate to court Nick's Nazi audience that you need to have him on the show? | |
| Because when you do, Nick is just gonna kick Trump in the balls over and over again. | |
| Because Nick wants a lunatic who's even harder right than Trump to be the 2028 nominee. | |
| Like Nick Fuentes is looking at JD Vance and thinking I can take this motherfucker. | |
| Oh yeah, they hate JD Vance. | |
| But but more importantly, he thinks like I can cost Vance the primary. | |
| I can get my guy to beat Vance in the primary, and then all you motherfuckers are gonna have to back my Nazi candidate against Newsom or Pritzker or AOC or whoever the fuck it is the Democrats run. | |
| You're gonna have no choice to back the Nick Fuentes approved Nazi candidate in 2028 because JD Vance is a sack of shit with no charisma, and I'm gonna be able to bring that motherfucker down. | |
| So getting out in front of this shit and being hardcore anti-Trump is a winning position for me to be in. | |
| And Nick knows that, and I think Alex knows that Nick is right to do it too, but he's just so beholden to Trump at this point, he can't let him go, and it's pathetic. | |
| Um yeah, because it's like I've a lot Of the far right, so-called alt-right, this like anti-Semitic right, has kind of all fallen into Nick Fuentes' orbit, and like his audience has unfortunately like increased over the recent years. | |
| Um, so it's like he needs his audience, which is made up of people who are not into Trump. | |
| They don't like Trump and they really hate Vance. | |
| Actually, the Gripers are actually kind of memeing um like this campaign that they're essentially pro-nuce that he is a white man with a white family, unlike JD Vance, | |
| who is if like in their words, like a fat slob with like uh a wife who is not white and kids who are mixed, and what they're essentially trying to do is wedge a hard white identitarian candidate onto the Republicans, | |
| like they they're trying to ice jady out in the sense that like we will never vote for you because you are a in their words, race mixer, and like not the ideal standard for what we preach, which is so funny because the gripers are so you know, Fuentes is obviously mixed, and like so many of them are not white themselves, but that's another conversation. | |
| Right. | |
| I know it blows me away. | |
| It's like you get guys like Nick Fuentes and Enrique Tario, and it's like you realize that there's no place for you in the world you want, right? | |
| Well, I mean, that's the American dream, the freedom to hate yourself. | |
| Yeah, and if you want to like make it in like the far right, which is this hard white identitarian movement, like even if you are non-white, you still have to preach this like incredibly hateful, like pro-white narrative. | |
| Um, because like, yeah, they don't want to hear you, they don't want to hear you preaching diversity over there, you know. | |
| Renrique Tario can't go out and say, like, I am the first, like um, you know, uh black Hispanic lead of a militia, and they all clap for the diversity. | |
| Uh he has to put hard do like white identitarian politics. | |
| Um I was just I I was just imagining Enrique Itario starting a Proud Boys meeting with like a land acknowledgement, just being like, now first everybody, I would like to acknowledge that this is stolen land. | |
| Next, I want to kill all non-whites, and it's like, man, this is this is getting this is getting fucking weird. | |
| We're both woke and Nazis all at once. | |
| This is this is this is crazy. | |
| Well, that's fun. | |
| I'm glad that there's rift at InfoWars, always drama. | |
| Yeah, what else is happening in the world, Mike? | |
| Uh well, you know better than us because you're the one who said woke up this morning to actually watch the horror of the Epstein Survivor press conference. | |
| So um well, okay, so from what I know, like uh Congress was in recess for a little bit, and now they're back, and essentially the Epstein kind of issue is back on the table. | |
| Um, because something was released, but Eric, I think you had information on that. | |
| Uh I don't know too much. | |
| It just just what I seen people saying on Twitter, and uh well, I guess the the press is backed it up too. | |
| They said that so the uh so in an effort to like end run this whole release the Epstein files thing, uh James Comer just dumped like over 30,000 pages of uh of files about Epstein. | |
| And uh from what I read, like almost all of it is either stuff that's already been released or is so heavily redacted that it doesn't even matter what's on it. | |
| The same thing. | |
| So but but the whole but the whole idea was that he because like they posted this and then they're like, Well, why even bother having a vote to release the Epstein files when you got all this now? | |
| We've given all you naughty so-and-sos what you've wanted. | |
| Be quiet now, yeah. | |
| Um, and then like uh I don't know exactly like some of them, some of the survivors, like the victims of Epstein and Gislain, and um like spoke to Congress or something because I heard like Nancy Mace ran out crying or something. | |
| She's just on spectacles. | |
| I can't I can't take her seriously in any way. | |
| Um but it seems like the Epstein stuff is generally back in the conversation. | |
| And uh this morning um there was essentially this like rally outside um the Capitol, and it was like quite a lot of victims of Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. | |
| Um it was like essentially uh like featuring both Republicans and Democrat, like almost no all the all the Democrats are obviously in favor of releasing the uh the Epstein like documents and uh whatever this like thing is they're trying to pass that would release it, and like four fucking Republicans have uh agreed and are like in favor. | |
| Yeah, I saw that that they said they just need two more Republicans to uh to come over to their side and they got enough votes to run it through. | |
| What what does what this is called is a discharge petition, and what it means is that if they get a majority of representatives to pass it, then it has to go to the floor. | |
| Because basically, what happens uh in the house it and this is also happens in the Senate too, I believe, but basically the the speaker of the house controls what bills go to committees and what bills go to the floor. | |
| So Mike Johnson will not release this bill. | |
| He will not let this bill go to the floor for a vote because he knows if he did it would pass, and then it would go to the Senate and they would be furious about it that they'd have to deal with this shit. | |
| So the discharge petition is basically going to force their hand. | |
| And what's really like awful about this from the standpoint of oh wow, the worst pieces of shit are on the right side of this, is uh three of the four people of the Republicans that are in favor that have signed on are Bo Burnt, MTG, Mace, and then you have Massey, who's kind of the new thorn in the side of the Republicans who isn't a crazy person. | |
| So yeah, basically uh that's what they did. | |
| And we're gonna see. | |
| We're gonna see what happens um with this. | |
| If two Republicans are gonna break ranks. | |
| The thing about this that's so ridiculous is the Trump administration has come out and declared that anyone who signs on to the discharge position is committing a quote unquote hostile act against the Trump administration, which boy howdy, uh tell me you're guilty without telling me you're guilty. | |
| I know I saw it's like it's it's like I'm not saying he that he did anything wrong, but he sure's acting like he did. | |
| Um yeah, okay, so during this press conf during the or it wasn't it was a rally. | |
| Uh like they they they um like a lot of victims spoke about their experience, and it was like truly like it was truly rough to listen to, uh, because a lot of the you know, there all these women are now like in their forties, | |
| um, like 30s, 40s, and like they were talking about like yeah, being groomed at a young age, uh like lured by Epstein or Maxwell, or people that were already being groomed by the two and like essentially lured in, | |
| uh, you know, like um, and these are people like it was like uh uh you know, like people that were named in some filings, like like minor victim number one, like was you know, there and like they so like a lot of people revealed themselves and told their story, | |
| and it was actually like incredibly fucking depressing to listen to, especially because like some uh you know, um a lot of the people a lot of the women obviously grew up in like broken homes and kind of had rough lives, which is why they were targeted. | |
| Um, but then others that were like kind of recruited by f like people that they knew um the you know kind of talked about their experience of being essentially smeared in the press and what that was like because like yeah epstein used a lot of underage girls to lure other girls and like some of those people got like kind of villainized back in the day and even some in the current | |
| Uh, so I was just like, yeah, pretty brutal to listen to everybody's story. | |
| And then, you know, supposedly like some of them are dropping a few like names, like Trump did get mentioned quite a bit. | |
| It's like this line that they have to walk because they are essentially begging Trump, their abuser to, you know, someone integral into their abuse, um, to like cooperate with this investigation that he's never going to cooperate with. | |
| but also being like yeah he was | |
| was involved and like Epstein a couple a couple people in particular mentioned how much Epstein bragged about how close they were and um like kept a picture of Trump on his desk at you know the island or whatever and like it seemed like people wanted to say more they were open about le Les Wexner's involvement uh because I think that's been like thoroughly like exposed where there's no legal issues there. | |
| Uh but they did say that they do want to release more names but it does seem kind of like I'm sure a lot are tied up in like legal kind of reasons they can't or just like fearful in general. | |
| A lot of victims weren't there, they said, and don't want to tell their story. | |
| So there is, like, a lot there. | |
| And, you know, nobody mentioned him until he inserted himself into the conference today. | |
| But some fucking Alan Dershowitz stooge interrupted the conference and, like, tried to ask them some fucking offensive question in favor of Dershowitz. | |
| And they buzzed him off. | |
| And then it, like, made them talk about how Dershowitz is involved. | |
| And it's, like, such a fucking, like, clown levels involved. | |
| involved in this like I it's just amazing. | |
| But yeah that was the conference it was kind of a gut punch but you know I think it's important to listen to if you're kind of like into the Epstein kind of saga because like there are hella victims and they have their stories and they're alive. | |
| And you know Trump gets immediately asked about this uh by the press like basically 10 minutes after this uh rally ends and he calls it a hoax. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So they're not getting I don't think the answers they want. | |
| You know a lot of them too are saying like the essentially the government is hiding information that they don't have on themselves. | |
| Like there's a lot of blanks in the abuse that they suffered and they just want answers and they want um like clarity of what happened to them and it's being denied to them and that sucks. | |
| So yeah it was kind of a bummer but uh would watch if you care about this. | |
| Yeah, and it is a really hard thing to talk about. | |
| I mean, not to defend Nancy Mace, but that was her basic explanation for why she left early in tears because she is a victim of abuse and it's dredged up a lot of old bad memories for her. | |
| I mean, the victim statements were pretty powerful and they were visibly shaking and tearing up and just like, it's hard to tell. | |
| It's hard to explain it, especially because a lot of them are like started out like I was 14 when I met Epstein and it's like okay this is the worst story I've ever heard in my life. | |
| Yeah and they got and they gotta dredge up the worst moment of their lives in front of a bunch of strangers who are taking pictures of them and stuff. | |
| They specifically talked about the conspiracies the Epstein conspiracies which is so funny standing next to MTG about this but it that's another point. | |
| But um like they did talk about how like every time like there are conspiracies about how like Epstein's actually still alive or that it is a hoax or that like they even said like people will just like put they'll just bring up random names like if a celebrity dies of reasons. | |
| Yeah and how much that hurts them because it just like it may it forces them to re like live this story and they just like have to hear these lies about it and they feel like they need to justify their story, which they shouldn't have to, but unfortunately we live in crazy world America. | |
| Uh-huh. | |
| So as is the way of things. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I mean, yeah. | |
| Yeah, I mean, it can't help when you're severely traumatized and nobody wants to believe your story. | |
| So that so you so even if you are inclined to tell it and relive all that stuff, you have no idea if the person listening to you is gonna believe you or to call you a liar or whatever. | |
| And just and then I mean this people always say, well, you know, if this happened, well, why did they say anything right away? | |
| And I'm like, this is why, because it was a fucking horribly traumatic experience, and you know, they don't want to go over it again. | |
| They wanna most of them just want to forget it ever happened. | |
| And and it's uh and it's a situation where people don't like witnesses who do things like that. | |
| I I I I I actually I talked to a guy on Twitter, because everyone always talks about oh, like uh he got a slap on the wrist that first time, that was bullshit. | |
| And a lot of that case involved women who uh were asked by the police if something happened, they didn't go to the to the police, the police came to them. | |
| And juries hate that shit. | |
| Juries hate it when like a cop like puts you up to answering a question about, hey, did anything with you and the Epstein happen? | |
| Because now you're like the the cops basically leading you into saying yes. | |
| And then some of the women went back to the island after they'd been abused, and some of them went into sex work after they'd been abused, which again juries think that they're like, Well, i if it wasn't if it was so bad, why'd you go back to the island? | |
| And oh, you well, you went into sex work after you got abused. | |
| You obviously liked it. | |
| So it's you you on the one side you have all these witnesses who can be picked apart by a defense attorney, and then on the other side you have Alan Dershowitz, who's a great defense attorney, as well as a monster. | |
| And it's like you can see why the prosecutors like said, look, register's a sex offender and you have to spend overnights in prison, but you can hang out in Florida during the day outside of jail. | |
| Cause they knew Epstein had money and power and a great lawyer, and the people testifying against him were not the best people to have in front of a jury because of the way people think about them. | |
| And it's just shitty, but that's the way it is. | |
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| Yeah, uh, you know, uh also like a lot of the people involved are like the most powerful people in the world, so it's like some you know, it's like I just one girl in particular talking about it's like she was approached at 14 and like was already taking care of her mom and sister, um, like financially, and like went like thought it was kind of like an ideal situation, like, oh I just have to like give a guy a massage and I'll get four hundred bucks, that's great. | |
| And then it turns into the most horrific horror story you've ever fucking ex like heard in your life. | |
| Um and like yeah, it's like they went after like specifically went after there's a reason they go after the people that they go after because often they do go back for desperation reasons. | |
| And like, yeah, somebody who essentially was like, Yeah, I'm taking care of my mom at 14. | |
| Um, named her like name-dropping like a leader of the fucking world is gonna get um yeah, you need some protections before you start doing that. | |
| Yeah, uh so yeah, there's a million reasons, like and also like a lot of these people actually were legally involved in court for a lot of this, and I'm sure there are like kind of some restrictions on what they can say in some cases, but I don't know. | |
| But anyway, it was a bummer. | |
| Uh the Epstein saga continues. | |
| Um yeah, yeah, I mean that's the thing is that like this isn't going to go away for Republicans because it's a very obvious thing to like poke them with and be like, hey, Republicans, why aren't you like the Epstein files get released? | |
| And I mean on the one hand for them, it's lucky that they are a year away from an election, but on the other hand, it's like a sort of Damocles that's gonna hang over them for over a year, and it's not like you're not gonna have a bunch of QAnon lunatic looking to primary some of these Republicans at with the whole idea that like I'm a QAnon Republican going against this deep state Republican, | |
| and when I get into office, I will release the Epstein files. | |
| I mean, that's like that's the easiest way to win a Republican primary I can ever imagine is to just get in front of your nut base and tell them you'll give them the Epstein files. | |
| I mean, just uh score. | |
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| I have a question. | |
| Um are MTG and like Trump not homies, like I feel like I don't know. | |
| I was just like, what's going on? | |
| Is she like not into Trump anymore? | |
| It it seem from what I've seen, it seems like the Epstein thing just became a bridge too far for her. | |
| I thought maybe it was like she kind of got iced out of the administration. | |
| I'm sure there's probably some of that too, because she was probably hoping for some juicy assignment like her buddies Rubio and uh uh Gates got yeah. | |
| Could I was gonna say, could Loomer have whispered something into Rasputin? | |
| Could Raspoot and Loomer have whispered something into our Nicholas's head? | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| I mean it could be. | |
| I honestly thought of Loomer when what with all this, because I was like, if MTG was kind of like the Trump whisperer in the way that Loomer is right now, I don't think she would be standing there alongside these women today. | |
| I think she would be absolutely backing up Trump. | |
| So I was like, what are they like beefing or something? | |
| Is she pissed that she didn't get a better role in the or she didn't get a role at all in the administration as far as I can do? | |
| I did see someone, uh I don't remember who it was, but some uh I think it was a representative said that they were blocked from getting information from the White House because Laura Loomer told Trump not to give it to her. | |
| I I don't uh did you guys hear about that? | |
| I don't remember who it was or you know, it was and it was uh it was like it was a uh I think it was a re it was a Democrat senator, I think, who said that that was saying, like, yeah, I was looking to talk to someone about this, and then they told me we can't give you that information, and I was like, why not? | |
| And they said because Laura Loomer told Trump not to give it to you, so now you're locked out, and he was just like, What the fuck are you saying? | |
| Like, were those the actual words that just came out of your mouth that Laura Loomer holds more power than me, a sitting member of Congress when it comes to these things. | |
| Yeah, um, you know, Loomer's actually a local. | |
| Her dad's a dentist here. | |
| He's like an award-winning dentist. | |
| Wait, wait, what is it with uh dentists having shit head conspiracy theorists' children? | |
| That's true. | |
| And I literally immediately thought of Laura Loomer. | |
| Um, but uh yeah, there's something going on there. | |
| Yeah, maybe it's the fluoride. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Because what yeah, what's his name? | |
| The guy uh the one rep who looks like he's supposed to child for Parkinson's disease. | |
| Um he's a dentist. | |
| Uh Gomer. | |
| No, not Gomer. | |
| No. | |
| I I I can't remember. | |
| Yeah, I know something like that though. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I was like, I was like, Haley, how are you not getting this right? | |
| I was waiting for Haley to chime in because I'm like, I know he's from Arizona. | |
| Um I think he has MS. But uh I think I I I think he's claimed like several times that there's nothing wrong with him. | |
| But I mean I I remember the first time I noticed it was he did one, you know, those videos that they like to do where they show themselves marching from their office to the house of representatives like they're about to kick some ass. | |
| Well, he posted one, and for some reason the expect ratio was all fucked up, so it was like so er everybody was like built like the Kool-Aid man, and that emphasized his his uh twitching so much that I couldn't believe he didn't fall over just from trying to walk from his office to the to the house floor. | |
| Yeah, they're clearly there's clearly like some like the like high like he tries to hide it, but it's so obvious that he has I've okay, so you guys might know this, but um his family hates him. | |
| Yeah, I heard that. | |
| Um they did campaign ads against him in his first term, I think. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Um and yeah, through the grapevine of the family, I'm generally heard it's actually MS that he has, but can't confirm it, and I don't like to spread conspiracies, so uh, but yeah. | |
| There's gotta be something. | |
| He's gotta have some kind of nerve damage or something. | |
| Oh, he he's he's fucked up. | |
| I mean, there's no I mean, my God. | |
| I mean um and yeah, he has kind of like he used to be way more in the limelight here, like going to the events and has like basically fallen off the kind of radar here. | |
| He was pretty big. | |
| He was pretty big like during his first term. | |
| I remember him posting these, like I had to f I had to go do some digging to find out, but he had this picture like he's posting pictures of himself with like uh a straight line drawn through his body, and then I found out there was that alpha male thing that you know alpha male stands straight, you know, like Ramrod straight and everything, and so he's and he's posted a picture of himself, like and there's a cactus behind him, and he also drew a straight line on the cactus, like yes. | |
| I'm as manly as this cigarro behind me. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, he was uh uh his his uh his account was very shit posty. | |
| Um he did that one that got him censured because it was like an attack on Titan meme. | |
| Yeah, and he was and he like decapitated AOC or something. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Um that's my like biggest article I've ever been involved with, because it was like I usually write for like left coast right watch, but uh I got the talking points memo article for that one because he had some little Griper shit poster working for him. | |
| Of course. | |
| I knew because of the social media content, I'm like Gosar doesn't know what any of these memes are. | |
| This is not a 70-year-old man running this account. | |
| Um so yes, if anybody would like to hear about a Wade Searly, uh he still is unfortunately in politics, but now he works for Life Sight News, so uh there's a little lore for you, listeners. | |
| Um anything else interesting happened this week. | |
| Trump's not dead, so it doesn't matter. | |
| Well, I mean, Trump popped back up after a week of being off the grid, and his hand is still discolored. | |
| Uh there was like some weird stuff going on with his suit at the press conference, and he's got and he's got this real weird projection thing going where he keeps talking about Gavin Newsom's hands every time he brings up Gavin Newsom. | |
| And I I saw the shit that was going on that night with the Trump is dead stuff, and there's some big blue and on account called Evan Loves Wharf, and they posted Trump has died, it got like 90,000 likes. | |
| I don't care how many. | |
| I it it's not like jealousy. | |
| I don't have penis envy, okay. | |
| I don't give a shit, but it when you have an audience that fucking big, it is your duty to vet your sources. | |
| And then I don't know if it's the same account as the one on Blue Sky, but an account on Twitter called um Onion Person posted a video. | |
| That literally is a person that works for the onion. | |
| Yeah, well, they they they okay, so it's not serious then because they got community noted saying oh that video you post it isn't real yeah that's uh that's a person that works for the onion that's why they're onion person they used to be beer person um well they they're the the way that they posted it it did not look like a joke like sources say this is video footage of Trump being removed on a gurney um but | |
| Well, yeah, you know, the thing is that like, uh, but I just, if I could just cut in for a second, I just want to say, because that count, you mentioned Evan loves war five. | |
| Encountered that count many times and they're, that person is a straight up clout chaser. | |
| That's all they're doing is they, they, they, they'll, they'll, they're the kind of person who, who likes to do the, raise your hand and retweet. | |
| If you support so-and-so and so-and-so is not even tagged in the, in the tweet and stuff like that. | |
| And so, I mean, it's just, I'm sure, have like zero fucks about like you know that they're spreading rumors that that the leader of the free world died uh it's just for him it's all about clicks. | |
| I've actually seen people talk about that account botting. | |
| But I mostly generally do think a lot of people were joking. | |
| But the thing is that I do see people now, not big accounts, but people that follow those big accounts now kind of losing their mind because they did kind of believe some of this. | |
| Even if people were joking, a lot of people did take it seriously. | |
| And I do see kind of just normal people getting a little bit conspiratorial about things in a little bit of an unhealthy way. | |
| But I guess that's just America now. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I mean, I posted it in the group chat and I also shared it on Twitter. | |
| This guy who was doing these deep analytic, he's like, I'm looking at the photo negatives. | |
| not you know not actual photo negative but I mean he's like he did like a a negative ver cap version of uh this one picture of Trump that uh at his golf course that everybody was dissecting the living fuck out of because like he's like he's like he's like the teeth look weird in this and then he's like and then I ran it through this like FBI profile thing I'm like I'm like dude it's a picture of Trump at a golf course it's not it's it's not the Supruder film. | |
| You don't have to subject it to the you know to the highest level of forensic science you can get your hands on yeah I I did see like a lot of fake AI shit obviously. | |
| Yeah, there was one where somebody removed Trump's leg and then made the two employees in the background look like obvious bad AI. | |
| Stop being green. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But yeah, like, so like, and then I was talking to all these people, because like I posted, you know, the two pictures and the people are like, well, even the real one still looks weird because they're showing like there's a mirror in the picture. | |
| and the reflection at first glance matches up but it but it's you can if you look at it you can tell the mirrors at like an angle so it's projecting a different image so much a different uh perspective of the image than what's showing up on the camera so it's like you only see one of the two people who are on the stairs because the other one is missing from the is not in the reflection and then you can see from the angle of it that it's you can see like part of the landing for the second floor that's not on the camera at all. | |
| So it's like it is this it is an accurate reflection it's just the angle is weird so it does so it's showing you a different view than what you're seeing on the just on the camera. | |
| But but that spawns so many people saying like oh this is obviously a fake picture because look at this they forgot to put one person in the mirror image and stuff and I'm like no it's no it's just it's just optics being funny. | |
| You know though I think this conversation though is like I think it's like kind of how everybody a lot of people celebrated Louise Luigi Mangioni and a lot of people couldn't understand like the mental kind of psychology around that. | |
| Right. | |
| And like how why a lot of people are kind of like hopecasting that Trump is dead Is because a lot of people kind of feel helpless right now, and that's kind of their only thing is to like basically fucking desperately hope that this fucker's dead. | |
| Um I think so I think some of them were trying to like manifest too, like if I believe hard enough that he will be dead. | |
| That would act I will f I I accept that answer from witches only. | |
| Uh people, if you are into manifesting and that was your reason for this, then you're valid. | |
| Um witches rise up and hex this fucker. | |
| Remember when Lana Del Rey was like talking about how she was part of a mass hexing for Trump, but oh wait, actually, this wasn't Lena Del Rey, this was somebody I knew in real life. | |
| Wow. | |
| He just thought it was Lana Delry because it was so stupid, but her answer was that they tried, but the protective force around him is too powerful. | |
| I don't know why I projected that on Lena Dor. | |
| No, yeah, that yeah, that was like a dumb Reddit thing where like people were like idiots post this shit where they're like, this is what the evil witches do, and then these people in these Reddit uh things are like, yeah, I attacked this major Republican last night when the spirit realm, but blah blah blah, and it was like no, this is obviously just a person like shit posting and talking smack, and this isn't a real thing. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But I the thing is is that he did vanish for a week. | |
| Our press did not cover it. | |
| He came back, got through a press conference, his hand is still discolored, his eye is still fucked up. | |
| I mean and the the thing that's like so crazy about all of this is that this is where we're at with this guy. | |
| No one's talking to him about his health, no one's saying anything about him. | |
| Whereas under Biden, literally anything Biden did was, oh my god, we got a 25th amendment, this prick. | |
| Oh, we have a walking corpse as our president, America is fucked. | |
| Meanwhile, Trump is much worse, and the big story about the 2028 election in Trump is will Trump run for an illegal third term. | |
| And will anyone stop him if he does? | |
| And it's just like you look, he's he's not gonna make it to 2028, and if he does, boy howdy, is he gonna be in no shape for a campaign? | |
| He is gonna be the Joe Biden hiding in a basement running in 2028 because he ain't gonna be lucid, and if he is, he ain't gonna be able to walk on stage. | |
| He's not gonna be able to do his double jerking guys off dance to IMCA on this crowd. | |
| He his babbling about uh electrocutions against about sharks and about Hannibal Electra coming to America, that will seem Shakespearean compared to the fucking like grunting and groaning we're gonna get out of him in in 2028, because he ain't gonna be there. | |
| I mean, he's the the lights might be on, but nobody will be home. | |
| Um it is actually kind of hilarious how like obviously there's a lot of reasons that Trump should be removed, including like okay, yeah, his health is clearly deteriorating before our eyes. | |
| But like the way that basically every article I've seen about the weekend conspiracies and Trump being gone was that like internet claims Trump is dead and not kind of asking the questions that people are clearly asking. | |
| It's just like posing the internet as crazy for like seeing what they're seeing. | |
| Um frustrating, and you know, the thing is that I worry that Trump will live like essentially forever, like in the way that Jarpayo has lived forever. | |
| Like he's basically been dead for 20 years, and this is like a local thing I've heard from like media people is that I mean one guy in particular told me that like his first gig was covering our pyo, | |
| and like how this is like 20 years ago at this point, And how the like he was clearly not there, uh like dementia-wise back then, and the media kind of gave him a minute to collect himself for this fucking thing that he was putting on. | |
| And in today, he's barely can barely form a sentence, but he still like gets plopped at all the events because he's still alive, unfortunately. | |
| And yeah, we still get this like he of like he's got some griper working for him that posts on his accounts, and like the media will report it as if our pio is like saying this stuff, and it's like no, our pyot isn't saying anything anymore. | |
| Yeah, I actually saw people like saying that about the Trump week-long disappearance, where it's like, hey, he was posting on Truth Social that whole time. | |
| And it's like, oh, that was really him. | |
| It wasn't Dan Scavino or one of his other fucking minions posting for him. | |
| Like, uh, yeah, fucking pull my other finger. | |
| What do you we do in here, buddy? | |
| Come on. | |
| But I mean, I know what cowards are, but I still have to ask. | |
| Did anybody from the media ask him what happened during that period where he was missing? | |
| No, he just they just said we thought you were dead, and he was like fake news, and that was it, and everyone's like, ha ha ha ha. | |
| They just did the basically what Haley was saying is, and what the all these people did was they just straw manned what was actually going on on the internet, where people were saying, hey, this guy hasn't gotten in front of a camera for a week. | |
| This guy this guy who normally can't, you know, has to jump in front of every camera he sees, right? | |
| He's disappeared off the face of the earth. | |
| And the photos we're getting of him are at a distance where he's like fucking a cryptid, he's bigfoot. | |
| Like, we're getting these photos from a telescopic lens camera, and pop pop's not looking very good in them, and then he gets put in his limo and he's whisked away to quote unquote go golfing, and we don't get any video of him actually golfing. | |
| He just goes to one of his golf clubs, and then that's it. | |
| Like, I remember when it was literally uh the right wings like all these right-wing accounts, like their favorite thing to post on the internet was how early Joe Biden called the lid on the press that day. | |
| They'd be like, it's noon and Biden called a lid. | |
| Who's fucking running this country? | |
| Oh, we're fucked, this corpse. | |
| Meanwhile, like again, Trump's gone for six days, a bunch of truth social posts, a couple photographs, and then Trump shows back up for a press conference, still with his bruised hand, still with everything fucked up, and everyone's like, oh, that lunatic internet making up bullshit stories, oh fiddlesticks to them, the god emperors in the prime of life. | |
| I've never seen a president more healthy than this man. | |
| I'm actually kind of surprised that they uh that they didn't say the democrats said you were dead because that's like their favorite thing to do is you know but Bob Progressive 7864 says Trump is dead, and they respond that it's top democrats. | |
| Say he's dead. | |
| Yeah, top democrats. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Oh, if only um and you know, it's like uh like in the while in the press pool, like part of the problem is definitely that like it's now just like like regime sycophants who are just like, Mr. Trump, Mr. Trump, have you heard of the new skinity toilet meme? | |
| Um and like not asking real questions, but it is fucking annoying to see like print media kind of take that same narrative when like kind of the only thing we have right now is public opinion, and yeah, there should be pressure for like there just should be more pressure being put on this administration by the media class, but that would not get them clicks, and everybody's a coward, so I don't know. | |
| Right. | |
| Yeah, oh yeah. | |
| Yeah, that's uh that that is the moral of the story for America. | |
| That's our motto. | |
| Everyone's a coward. | |
| Uh oh, did anyone see the uh Vlad Putin Xi Ji Ping hot mic moment uh today where they were talking about how they might be able to live to 150 or effectively for that's awesome that all of our world leaders are absolutely fucking insane, right? | |
| Completely gone, just totally gone. | |
| I saw that clip of Peter Teal where they asked him, like, sir, Should humanity survive and he was like 30 second pause, staring really spookily. | |
| Uh yeah. | |
| Sure. | |
| Like, okay. | |
| Yeah, it's like, uh, so uh Peter, are you on Team Humanity or Team Skynet? | |
| And he was just like humanity. | |
| Yes. | |
| Yes. | |
| Team Humanity. | |
| Totally in favor of them. | |
| Question. | |
| Yeah. | |
| He's just like, but man, he's like, God, God, I want it to be Skynet so bad. | |
| Oh, fuck, I said that in front of the mic. | |
| Shit. | |
| Have that reporter killed. | |
| Bring it. | |
| It's it's just that's the thing that's like so crazy about all of this is that everyone loves to make up this mythos that these people are super geniuses and that they deserve the places they've gotten to that Putin and she are these master manipulators, they're so cunning, and Elon made all his money on the up and up because he's a super genius and all that shit. | |
| And then when you actually listen to these people, they're just fucking morons. | |
| They're just absolute morons. | |
| Like Vlad Putin's like 70, and he thinks he's at half-life. | |
| He's like, Yeah, I got another 80 in me. | |
| And it's like, no, you don't. | |
| You really don't. | |
| I'm so maybe in another hundred years we'd find immortality for you, Vlad, but you ain't getting there. | |
| There's like immortality is not gonna happen in your lifetime. | |
| Maybe he got the uh maybe he got the hookup with the uh with the adrenochrome. | |
| We don't know. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| That would be if only we could actually convince these people that Trump's on the chrome. | |
| But again, that's the thing is that we have like hard and fast evidence that Trump is implicated in the Epstein Files because Republicans are now blocking their release, and you've got their sycophants like Alex Jones being like, Well, I can't vote for Kamala because I mean she worships the devil, and it's so you have to let the kid rape goz the other side's worse. | |
| I know I love that. | |
| They're like they're like, how can you vote for Kamala Harris? | |
| Have you ever heard her laugh? | |
| And then and then in the next bre breath, we gotta look past the Epstein thing. | |
| So he diddled a couple kids. | |
| Who hasn't? | |
| Yeah, oh come on, you're gonna hold that against them. | |
| Look at my tax rate. | |
| These tariffs are bringing in so much money. | |
| What's a couple kids? | |
| Um also there was that wild store. | |
| I think we talked about it last week, actually. | |
| I think I might have brought it up. | |
| But that Israeli official that like whisked away. | |
| Hustled out of the country under under somebody's uh coat. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Wild times. | |
| America's doing good. | |
| Everybody's gonna be able to do that. | |
| Yeah, we're gonna bang up job America. | |
| Oh man. | |
| It it there's this meme that I see every now and then from like a million different people, and it's just a it's like the skeleton giving you the bird, and it's just suck it, Lib Tard, we're pro-pedophile now. | |
| Yeah, yeah, you got you got me. | |
| You got me. | |
| Yeah, I've seen that, but I don't like it because of the because it references the R word and it's yeah, I understand. | |
| That's a turn off for me. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Good for you, Eric. | |
| I'm glad they are. | |
| We'll have to make the Eric approved one. | |
| Listen, liberals, we're pro-petto now. | |
| But yeah, it's just uh it's just they're never gonna, they're never gonna go away from Trump. | |
| And and I get uh circling back to what I said before about Vance and Nick Fuentus and all that, that's what they're actually terrified about. | |
| Is that when the cult leader dies, the cult goes with him? | |
| Like JD Vance, no matter how much he wants to do the the LBJ address to Congress after Kennedy got murdered, where he's just like everything I have I wish I could give to not be standing here today. | |
| John F. Kennedy was the man I loved him. | |
| No matter how much of that shit he does for Trump, all these fucking QAnon, all the right wingers are gonna be like, motherfucker killed him. | |
| Motherfucker fucking killed Trump, that piece of shit. | |
| I fucking know he did it. | |
| The fucking Illuminati put him up to it. | |
| Like, like, oh my god, like that man, JD Vance is gonna be the first politician in world history to have an approval rating under zero. | |
| He will have like a negative four approval rating somehow. | |
| Somehow more people than exist will actually hate him. | |
| Ghosts, Spectrites, aliens will all hate JD Vance and then tear him down. | |
| And there's pretty yeah, I say, and there's pretty much no way for Vance to avoid avoid it. | |
| Because like Trump could like go on the TV and say and say, I I have been called by the Lord to go up to heaven and do his good work up there. | |
| I am I am leaving this mortal coil of my own free will. | |
| Nobody's to blame. | |
| This is my time. | |
| And they drop said like JD Vance fucking murdered him. | |
| JD Vance made him say that. | |
| And he yeah, yeah. | |
| Oh well, yeah. | |
| There's no yeah, he he has to hope that like Trump somehow makes it to 2028 alive. | |
| And this is the but the problem is is that like if Trump is healthy enough to be coherent, Trump will not concede the race to advance. | |
| If if Trump's like as with it as he is today in 2028, which is a really hard ask that it's like three years away, and this kind of like physical decline hits real fucking hard when you're going to age 80, age 81, age 82, each year hits you like a dog year. | |
| So the idea that he's gonna be this lucid in three years is farcical. | |
| But if he was like literally the press would be like, so Donald Trump, uh, it's 2028, you can't run for president. | |
| Uh what are you gonna do? | |
| And he's like, I'm running for president. | |
| And they're like, but you kid, he's like, suck my dick. | |
| I'm running for president. | |
| There's nothing you can do about it, you fucking bitch. | |
| Like, I'm the I'm running Trump 2028. | |
| Why do you think I made the hats? | |
| Like, I dare anyone to stop me. | |
| And that's what's gonna happen. | |
| And then they're gonna be like, yo, JD Vance, what do you think about this shit? | |
| And JD Vance is like, I gotta run. | |
| He's just gonna go hide in a corner, sucking his thumb, being like, Don't look at me. | |
| There's nobody look at me. | |
| Oh man, like he like that's the thing. | |
| He's either gonna be the most hated man in the world or the most cucked man in the world come 2028. | |
| There's no middle ground. | |
| Question. | |
| Since we're talking about Trump dying, which goddamn okay, so do you think that QAnon, I think Q if Trump was to die today, I think that QAnon would definitely turn on Vance pretty hard, but do you think do you think that there's a section of QAnon that will keep Trump alive after he's dead? | |
| Oh, I do think that Trump will be the king under the hill for a lot of the Oh, yeah, yeah. | |
| They will refuse to admit he's dead. | |
| They could they could see physically view the body with their own two hands and uh have be handed a DNA test proving it's him, and they'll be like, Nope, nope, it's his clone. | |
| Rhoda, oh god no, oh god no, yeah, there's there's no evidence that could vent them that Trump is. | |
| I mean, I argue with people online. | |
| There was like some woman who jumped into my timeline for a little bit and like had Banders with me, who said that JFK was a was resurrected four days after his assassination. | |
| And I I told her, I'm like, sweetie, honey, he was autopsied and embalmed. | |
| You don't you don't come back from that shit. | |
| Like plus Jesus did it in three. | |
| I was gonna say I'd say white four days. | |
| Yeah, he wasn't as divine as J as Jesus. | |
| Yeah, he needed another day to rest up before he finally he was a Mick, I'll give you that. | |
| Yes, fucking head blew out. | |
| It's like it needs a minute. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Like, yeah, Jesus just had a couple nails put in him. | |
| Kennedy I scratches on my head. | |
| You got you had your whole fucking tour, you know, skull blown out. | |
| Yes, yeah. | |
| Yeah, like Mary Mary Magdalene wasn't holding a chunk of his brain. | |
| I mean, like Jesus got off light. | |
| I mean, meanwhile, every Christian's like, do you know what the passion was? | |
| I'm like, I don't care, it's all a story. | |
| Shut up. | |
| Yeah, JF persecuted harder than Jesus. | |
| Yes, JFK. | |
| Oh, 100%. | |
| That's that that is the that is the official Hellworld stance on Kennedy. | |
| Uh, yeah. | |
| I mean, but like just whole thing, they're gonna they're Trump's not really dead is gonna be half of it. | |
| And the problem is with those people is that they're gonna be so obviously crazy that they're gonna be the people that get hated the way the JFK junior people got hated. | |
| And it's gonna suck because there's gonna be a lot of them because they're not gonna be able to cope with the fact that pop pop is gone. | |
| Like, like the fact that daddy isn't around anymore is not gonna be something they can tolerate because how like how are they gonna own libs if Trump is dead? | |
| He was the lib owner. | |
| It's the whole point for his existence was that uh I go ahead. | |
| I was just we have to mention the Queen of Canada this episode. | |
| Yes, yes, yes, yes. | |
| You mentioning the JFK sparked it in my head, like a it was just like the JFK bullet went right. | |
| You're giving the emoji salute right now, half your skull is gone. | |
| Yeah, that's right. | |
| And and for for anybody who wants to follow what's going on with D'Alow, Dr. Christine Sartecchi is the best source. | |
| She is like the world's expert on all things D'O. | |
| Yeah, and she and she is she is on she's on Blue Sky and on Twitter. | |
| Uh and she's yeah. | |
| And she is very nice. | |
| She is very nice, down to earth, very ex she's just really good. | |
| Yeah, I've had yeah, I've had a couple interactions with her. | |
| Um I I use I went through her cheats uh quite a bit when we were do working on our Savsit episode because she's got a lot of good stuff about Savsits. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Sovereign citizens for those who aren't cool like me. | |
| We have an episode on it, listeners. | |
| Uh Mike, explain what happened a little bit, or whoever knows. | |
| Uh basically, I think at four in the morning, a bunch of Canadian police went to the like encampment where she and her most devout cult cultists are, and they just grabbed them all. | |
| It's an abandoned school that one of her followers owns. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Right. | |
| And there's like the yeah, there's like the police just went there and just grabbed them all and were like, hey, you're all under arrest. | |
| Uh you can't be squatting here. | |
| And so um here we uh I'm I'm reading, I'm reading uh Dr. S A R Teshi C H I. I wanted to spell it out for the audience. | |
| All right. | |
| So they can they can play they can play that clip back at uh half speed to type the name in right, because it's uh yeah. | |
| So but yeah, she's got all this thing. | |
| Uh and uh the the her second headline is a retweet from a guy named Pat Kunz, and it says uh Saskatchewan Royal Canadian Mounted Police arrest 16 people, including self-proclaimed Queen of Canada. | |
| And uh she says to uh summarize they got a tip that someone had a firearm on the press on the premises October 25th. | |
| They did not name that person that led to getting a search warrant. | |
| They did a great war dealer prep to go into the property today, large-scale operation with over uh 30 officers, 17 people arrested. | |
| Uh uh Duadalo being a definite, but did not name the others. | |
| No children on site, no charges as of yet. | |
| Investigation ongoing. | |
| Police have 24 hours to either uh press charges or let them go, but even if they let them go, they can be charged later. | |
| So yeah, that's basically where we're at right now. | |
| And uh, from all accounts, uh the queen and her cohort surrendered peacefully to the cops. | |
| So she did not she did not go full soft sit on them and try to uh declare that her royal power makes their attempts to arrest her invalid because she is their rightful sovereign leader. | |
| Yeah, no, she's not gonna do anything that might result in her getting hurt. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| All her followers and everyone else, they're gonna get hurt, but yeah, yeah, they can yeah, they can go take a hike. | |
| But and then I saw right away uh on her, I think what it's Gabber Telegram. | |
| She's uh she's got a channel on one of those. | |
| Um, but they're all they're all talking about how this is obviously a movie and not real. | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Yep. | |
| Also, that sucks that they basically just got popped for like squatting and not like the abuse that she's well and firearm possession looks like another thing they're being charged with. | |
| So yeah, I mean, I mean it it's true. | |
| When I heard that I immediately thought of the Al Capone thing, the only thing they can get him on was tax evasion. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Anyways. | |
| Yeah, what are we? | |
| Hey, I mean, what what a what a happy what a happy note to close out the pod unless we got any other breaking news. | |
| No, I think that's a good way to end it, you know. | |
| The queen is dead, but oh, and it looks like as i it took a while, but look like looks like they the the press has finally heard the story because I'm seeing our articles like dating as far back as three hours ago about this when uh Sartechi broke the story like last night. | |
| Oh everybody follow. | |
| Yeah, I guess maybe it wasn't important enough of I don't know, because like Because I went looking for it right after I first heard about it, and all I saw was was like one of her guys getting popped like three months, popped, I'm sorry, pinched three months ago. | |
| He wasn't he wasn't killed, he was arrested. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Um we should do a deep dive into the did a little coup cult sometime because I feel like people sleep on them way more than the negative 48 people. | |
| Yeah, we we did we did briefly touch on them during the uh the sovereign citizen episode. | |
| Yeah, we we could yeah, we could do more of a tightly focused episode on them. | |
| They got deep lore. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Um, you know, we're getting towards the end, and last week, Mike, you disparaged our listeners that make it to the end, and somebody added me on Blue Sky, and I'm gonna read that. | |
| Uh they said they always listen to the whole pod, and they enjoy us all, but they wish Mike would stop insulting us for listening, and they also want to hear us talk about Vegas. | |
| Um, so, uh, apologies to that listener. | |
| Mike, apologize to that listener. | |
| All the other listeners can still go fuck themselves. | |
| I apologize exclusively to that listener and no others. | |
| Oh boy, I I had a joke I was gonna make, but you just blew it out of the water, so I'm not even gonna try. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Uh I I mean Vegas for me was just I mean, it's what it is. | |
| It's a it's a place where people do dumb stuff, and I mostly saw that from the lens of working in a poker room. | |
| So it was kind of it was cool, it was a good place. | |
| Uh, I mean, I've I've been telling the stories about like how to play casino games. | |
| Maybe I'll do some like Vegas nights pods later, but the thing is is I'm a deeply boring person. | |
| I don't drink, I don't smoke, I was not out doing crazy stuff in Vegas. | |
| I was having crazy stuff happen around me, but I was not the cause of it. | |
| Um I think uh here's a quick little story that's very funny to me. | |
| Uh, you, the listener, may have take no entertainment out of this, but uh trust me when I say this was incredibly frustrating for me. | |
| So I worked as the overnight graveyard uh floor manager of a poker room at the Tropicana in Vegas, which has not been blown up, and maybe the uh the Las Vegas A's new baseball stadium soon. | |
| But the room was very small, and I had a couple dealers, and it would very much suck if the room lost all its customers, because we're not gonna get a game started at three in the morning. | |
| Like my dealers and I are gonna just watch the uh fishing championships on ESPN for six hours, and then they're gonna leave, having made very little money on the overnight shift because I didn't have anyone to deal to and get tips from, and I'm gonna be bored to tears, just like sitting in an empty room with my two dealers uh for six hours. | |
| So this night, instead of having just one full table and my two dealers alternating, I actually have two full tables. | |
| Both my dealers are getting lots of tips, people are making money. | |
| It's like a like 18 guys are in this room at like three in the morning. | |
| It is great. | |
| Everything's going great. | |
| I'm just having a great time. | |
| Uh my dealers are getting paid, life is good, and then this prick walks in wearing like a silly uniform, like a black, like a black long coat and like a like a hat. | |
| Like a he's a doorman at a high nice, like a high, I don't even why I'm gonna say the word high, but an expensive hotel. | |
| High price, I guess. | |
| What if my brain was trying to say, but I couldn't get there. | |
| He walks into the room and he says to the men in the room, guys. | |
| If I don't get the limo back to the back to the place in the next 45 minutes, I gotta charge you for another day. | |
| And keep in mind, I had 18 people in the room, two full tables playing poker. | |
| Everyone left when this guy said that. | |
| I lost all of them. | |
| I went from a happy room full of money to darkness in two minutes, and my dealers went from making a lot of money to making nothing. | |
| And I was just like, oh my god. | |
| Like, I I should have called management and been like, yo, management, I need a I need to I need to give this guy 150 bucks for a limo so I can keep the room up all night. | |
| I should have made an executive call to make the Tropicana pay this guy off to keep the to keep the good times rolling, but I didn't think of it. | |
| And so just boom, we went from three in the morning, good times, and we're gonna ride us through to the morning to nothing. | |
| Just me and my two dealers playing cribbage at four in the morning. | |
| 15-2, 15-4, and a run of three is seven. | |
| So it's just it was just it was just so depressing when that happened, just out of nowhere. | |
| But yeah, that's a that's a quick little Vegas story for you. | |
| All right. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, I got him. | |
| I got stories for you. | |
| I got stories for days. | |
| Our next never gonna happen story. | |
| Yeah, oh yeah, I mean it what is going to happen between now and our next episode is Trump is gonna be in a coma. | |
| And then he's gonna be in a coma for like three months, and it's just gonna be these constant updates of his brain activity and if they should pull the plug or not. | |
| And America's just gonna be trapped in abeyance. | |
| Like JD Vance is gonna be sort of the president, but not really the president, because everyone's gonna be like, You're not my real dad, and when my real dad wakes up, you're gonna get it. | |
| And then finally, after like this agonizing time, Trump will like pass away sometime in January. | |
| So just be like, God damn it. | |
| Wasn't there some story about how like Trump had to get a procedure done and he refused to be anesthetized because he didn't want to to let go of the presidency for even half an hour or something like that? | |
| Yeah, there was I mean, I don't know how true this is because I don't know how it could possibly be true. | |
| But that was the statement with that he had to get a colonoscopy done, and he would not be sedated for the colonoscopy. | |
| I cannot imagine them shoving your that camera up your ass with no anesthesia. | |
| That seems impossible. | |
| So it happened it happened to Ozzy Osborne. | |
| Well, lucky Ozzy. | |
| So yeah, I was reading about what happened was uh Ozzy uh he he went in for colonoscopy, they they gave him anesthesia, and then he's like he's like, Hey, is that my is that my ass on the monitor? | |
| And the doctor's like, how are you still awake? | |
| So he hit him again with with a dose of anesthesia, and then like 10 minutes later, he's like, How's it going up there? | |
| Are you still awake? | |
| And so it kept going like this until they gave him like four times the regular dosage, and then he finally kind of semi-went unconscious, and so after that, they're like, Okay, let's find what the hell's going on here. | |
| So they ran a DNA profile on him and found out that he has gene markers that make him like unusually resistant to narcotics, which is how he managed to survive doing every drug on earth, uh you know, in his youth. | |
| Yeah, that sounds incredibly likely. | |
| So there is a history of somebody doing a colonoscopy while awake. | |
| Not by choice, but it's happened. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Haley Haley will be hanging outside of Walter Reed as close as she possibly can be, and she'll just wait, there'll be like random like cops or other security people around, and like every half hour on the half hour, Haley will just yell at them, is he dead yet? | |
| And they'll just ignore her, and then she'll be like, I got nothing. | |
| Back to you, Bob. | |
| So smoke. | |
| I don't know I was I was thinking about that when he finally like appeared on the camera. | |
| I was like, okay, this is the first time I've ever had a day of mourning for somebody who lived. | |
| Yes. | |
| Not that I actually thought he was dead. | |
| I knew I wasn't gonna get that lucky, but you know, there was still that like one percent of my brain that was like, well, maybe. | |
| Do you guys ever like imagine that like like some weird like fantasy, like, how am I gonna act? | |
| Like, like when um Pratzman died, my mother-in-law was out visiting us, and we had just gotten back from someplace, and my husband says to me, he's like, He's like, I need you to calm down, I need you to be really calm. | |
| I'm like, okay, why? | |
| Because Pratsman's dead. | |
| He just died. | |
| I'm like, maybe 48. | |
| And he's like, yeah. | |
| And I'm like, oh no. | |
| And I started jumping up and down and jumping up and down. | |
| And just, yes, yes, yes. | |
| So I I and that was completely unexpected. | |
| I didn't know that what it happened to Pratt's man. | |
| I didn't know about his accident, you know. | |
| And so that was just such a shock to me. | |
| So I sometimes I'll sit and I'll think, like, how you deal when Trump dies. | |
| Like, will you tear off your clothing, slather yourself with butter, and run around the naked screaming? | |
| That's plan A. Yeah, that's the Dennis Leary approved method. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Oh, but I often wonder how I'll react. | |
| Oh, uh, cold indifference. | |
| My I mean, I'll just be like, uh it'll be relief. | |
| It'll be like I'll I uh like oh I'm like oh okay. | |
| And and and beyond that, if it were to happen, I would say even in 2029, but in 2028 especially. | |
| I mean, I'm saying like in I I meant 26 or 27, but it's like if he were to die before the midterms, I will just have the fury of a million sons about the fact that our media spent all of 2024 hounding Biden out of the race, and then looking at this overweight blob that was like incoherent, froze up on stage for 40 minutes during a campaign rally and all the rest of this shit. | |
| Dude, he was just vibing. | |
| He was just vibing, he was just vibing, he was just grooving. | |
| It was great crowd work. | |
| What are you saying, bro? | |
| Why are you trying to yuck people's yum? | |
| Just all of that. | |
| Just all of that. | |
| Like my hatred for the press will be so incredible. | |
| I mean, to me, it is on the level of the Iraq WMD's story is the idea that they just let this obviously obviously physically and mentally unfit dude run for president, never call him out on it, and then he drops dead within two years of winning the presidency, and no one, I mean the press are gonna be like, there's no way we could have foreseen this coming. | |
| And it's gonna be like, really? | |
| You didn't have fucking eyes, you didn't listen to the guy fucking slurring his words and babbling incoherently. | |
| None none of you caught on to that being a bad sign that this guy might not make it through a term. | |
| I say, and you know, whether he dies sometime in the next three years or he's out of office on January 20th, like less than a month after that, Jake Tamper will have a book about the obvious signs of his positive design. | |
| Oh God. | |
| Yeah, they're gonna he's gonna be like, yeah, well, Robert Woodward or Woodward will have a book, it'll be like, oh hey, surprise, I knew this all along, but I decided to hold off till my book came out because that's the most moral thing to do. | |
| Yeah, I remember when he did that the first time when when he uh when he waited until the book came out to to let everybody know that Trump understood how dangerous COVID was. | |
| I was like, I was like, what the fuck, but uh uh Woodward? | |
| Why could you couldn't have mentioned that months ago and all these people were like, hey, hey man, come on, he had to, you know, there's there's reasons you can't just release a story right away, and then like other people started doing the same thing, and then people are like, okay, no, this is bullshit. | |
| These reporters should have told us this immediately. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, like I remember I read his first book on Trump fear, and it what got me about it was I'm reading it, and like half the names in the book were no longer in the administration by the time the book was published. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yep, it's not great. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Uh so any other closing remarks, thoughts, comments, queries, story that we forgot to cover. | |
| Oh, yes. | |
| Uh and and the last 10 minutes we were all talking about Donald Trump's political death, not his physical death. | |
| Oh, uh I don't know what you're doing. | |
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| In Minecraft. | |
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| Yes. | |
| Yes. | |
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