Mike Rains, Haley, and Eric dissect the Minnesota church shooting, debunking Laura Loomer's false claims that the transgender perpetrator was Muslim while analyzing his accelerationist ideology and neo-Nazi slogans. They critique Marjorie Taylor Greene's proposal to cut Ukraine funding to stop school shootings and discuss RFK Jr.'s skepticism regarding autism vaccine theories. The episode juxtaposes these grim realities with banter about the Las Vegas shooter, the Cyber Ninjas audit appointees in Trump's administration, and local ICE harassment in Chicago, ultimately highlighting the chaotic blend of misinformation and political maneuvering defining the current climate. [Automatically generated summary]
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Weird Socialism and Belt Party00:09:44
We will hear about the various Rheinskaps-reporters, the Rascal-Lenschering and the various Insects.
What for?
We will ask Viewgroup.
We will ask the bank to fast-lege and the mobile operator to make the Rheinskaps-förder.
We will ask the money to be shortened.
We will ask the company to complete the business.
We will ask the UTK for the economy functions to start.
We will ask Viewgroup for partners to come to the end.
We will ask Viewgroup to book a flight to the Triple Tech.
We will ask Viewgroup to book a flight to the end.
In the auto stand, you can break the news.
So, we have to learn how to do it and then we will do it on the smart.
Yeah, and then we will come to the spider.
I'll ask you about the auto stand.
Yeah, because the auto stands, and I'll tell you about the auto stand.
Yeah, I'll tell you about the first one.
Hello, what is the first one?
Oh, the.
Yeah, can you do it with the other one?
No, I'll tell you about the first one.
That's right.
That's right.
Red Früchten.
What is the difference?
What is the difference between the two?
The difference between the two.
Hi, I'm Jonas.
Hi, I'm Jens.
1st October, and now for the first time, we can get all the time fast the Norgis prize for 40 euros plus the amount of the year.
We have no Norgis prize for the Fremdskis party, which is immune.
So, this is a big thing for the Belt Party.
The Adventures
In Hell World podcast talks in depth about QAnon.
While it's meant to be comedic and informative, sometimes we have to get into things like child abuse and violence against people.
Listener discretion advised.
Hello, everybody.
I am Mike Rains, a.k.a. Poker and Politics, and welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
This week I'm joined, as always, by Haley, a.k.a. Chaley, a.k.a. Arizona Right Watch.
Congratulations, Mike, on your engagement to Taylor Swift.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Long time coming.
Appreciate you.
Yes.
And I'm also joined by Eric, the deep state operative.
Hey, thanks for having me here.
And Mike, thank you for being cool about me getting Shirley Manson on the.
Damn it.
I totally screwed that joke up.
I had it so perfect in my head.
Rebound, rebound, rebound.
Rebound is funny.
The best part about that was that after Haley said the thing about Taylor Swift to me, I was going to mention that.
I was going to be like, you know, that's usually not the pop star I'm associated with.
But good that you caught that.
And then you came in, and I'm like, oh, he's going to do the bit.
And then it just crashed.
And then I faceplanted.
And then I chucked the landing.
Beautiful.
Just 10 out of 10.
But I posted this on Twitter, but just so everyone knows exactly when this is being recorded.
So Garbage is coming.
This is their last tour.
They're all older than Dirt.
Shirley is the youngest member of the band, and she's a spry, 59 years old.
So, I mean, it's this.
I mean, if you didn't know this is happening, I don't know what to say.
And that's why it's so funny when people were telling me, like, I don't know if I should splurge for the VIP package.
It's like, you're probably never going to see them again.
And if you are, they're going to be an opening act for some other band.
So I can go do a 30 minute set and leave because they're old.
So, yeah.
Young for president.
Oh, young for, oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Their oldest guitarist is 74, which means basically he's got four terms in him easy, according to the Republicans right now.
But his grandkids are coming to the show.
Yes, exactly.
So, but one of the things that I had thought about, because I am doing the VIP, so I get to go ask him a question in a QA and then go on stage for a photo.
So, one of the things I had talked to one of my friends who's a Packers fan, because all the guys from the band are from Wisconsin and they brainwashed Shirley into being a cheesehead.
And I had said to him, What jersey should I get to properly suck up to the band?
And we went over old, tiny, Packers like Reggie White or new guys.
And then news broke that they just traded for Mika Parsons, like the best defensive player in the NFL.
The Dallas Cowboys are just absolute morons.
So it's like, they probably won't have those ready, but I can just go to the make your own jersey thing and just type in Parsons, type in his number, and then just have them make that for me.
So I was like, boom, I know what jersey I'm getting now for that.
So score it, baby.
It's just like, I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if some entrepreneurial folk already have shirts out.
Oh, yeah, but they're like the $40 shirts from China that you wear them twice and they just melt off your body.
Well, now they're $60.
Yes.
Yeah, you want your knockoff NFL jerseys, you've got to pay the Trump tax.
Yeah.
And they have to have it shipped through like five different countries because half the world won't ship to us anymore.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Well, it's really funny how we're, I mean, all of it.
The.
The death of democracy, the authoritarianism, the economy.
It's like this slow motion car crash of all these things happening over this period of time, where it's like you're never going to feel it, but at some point, you are just going to become a thin red mist that's just like flying through the air, and that's the end of you.
Because, like, we're screwed on so many different levels.
I mean, it's like, man, this is just great.
It's just really great that this is where we are.
Because, you know, my burrito taxi was a little too expensive, so I had to vote the orange man back into power.
That's just the way it is.
Sorry.
But I got to say, on my 2025 bingo card, I did not have Trump going communist and buying into companies.
Yeah, buying into companies.
Yeah.
As a lot of people I've seen online have said, man, this is a weird form of socialism, almost like national socialism that we're currently engaging in.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
So many that you've probably seen it too, but so many people will be like, the Nazis are left wing.
Because, oh, yeah, that's a common thing.
Yeah.
It's the same thing with the Confederates, who are really Democrats.
And then they'll be like, well, because, you know, because they call themselves National Socialists.
I'm like, ah, so you believe that North Korea is a Democratic People's Republic then?
Right, exactly.
What people call themselves has to be true.
They wouldn't lie.
And then, well, then they'll dig out something where, you know, they'll show Hitler giving some talk back in like 1933 about how their socialist party.
I'm like, yeah.
Back before he took over, they were a socialist power.
Then he ran roughshod through them and completely changed the entire power structure of the party and not to mention their mission statement.
Yeah.
Wasn't that like kind of part of when Candace Owens was like talking about Hitler in that early quote?
She was like, the problem wasn't that he was a nationalist, it was that he wanted to go beyond nationalism because of a globalist.
Yeah.
There's nothing wrong with.
Being a nationalist.
Well, that was her whole thing was that she was like, if I, if he had just stayed inside of Germany, it all would have been smooth.
But once he left Germany for other things, then it's when it got bad.
So she was totally okay with him purging the Jews and everything, as long as you just keep that inside your own borders.
Don't expand your genocide outside your borders.
Yeah, she didn't have a problem with Auschwitz.
She had a problem with Dachau, because that's in Poland.
Yeah.
Sorry, I don't know why I said it like that.
I'm batting a thousand today.
I'll tell you what.
I like your hair.
Thanks.
You're a blonde bimbo right now.
It's funny.
I took a profile picture of myself for reasons, and I looked at it.
I'm like, I look like that Chad meme right now.
Because my hair is shaved on the side, but longer on top, and my beard's growing out.
Yeah, it's totally the Chad meme.
Yeah, look at it.
I'm leftist Chad.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Anything good happened to you guys this week?
Anything nice before we get into horrors beyond human comprehension?
So, one of my friends pointed out to me.
So, I have a Discord chat.
Elle is in that Discord chat.
Hi, Elle.
And Elle and some of our other friends mentioned that there is this spiritual successor to EverQuest that is being made that's going into early access right now that is called Memories and Monsters.
So it's like a different name of Dungeons and Dragons.
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They love doing that.
Yeah.
And so that is.
It's like.
I don't know if it's like fully operational on Monday or not for like Labor Day, but I just know that this game is happening.
And just to check, we're talking about EverQuest is in the first MMORPG.
Yes.
Okay.
Talking about that.
Yeah.
Because I think there was another game with a very similar name, so I didn't want to mix them up.
Yeah.
No.
So that is correct.
That's what it is.
And basically, it's like a lot of the classes are the classes from classic EverQuest.
And so basically, all my friends were already like, Like picking classes and stuff like that, and I like said, Hey, I'm interested in that.
And they were like, Oh, slam!
because there was like three of them playing, and now they're gonna have a fourth.
And I was like, Hey, if you guys need a heel bot, I'll do the heel bot.
And if, um, if you already have a heel bot, then I'll totally just play a wizard or a rogue and just start smacking people.
So, uh, yeah, so that looks like it's gonna be fun.
And in other, uh, like just adulting news, uh, like All week long, I'd been just telling myself, yo, Mike, you got to get your vehicle inspected this week.
This is the last week before your inspection sticker expires.
And basically, my local garage that's right near my house, the guy who does the inspections, he's like the world's biggest jerk.
So if you show up at 4 30, he's like, nope, done for the day, pound sand.
Even though he's open until like seven, he's like, they love that.
He stops doing inspections at a certain point.
So I basically ran to the garage and I got there at like four o'clock and was like, Can I get an inspection sticker?
And he was like, Fine.
It was just great.
Yeah, I don't know.
I guess they do them differently because in Illinois, there's like government run facilities that you go to.
Are you talking like an emissions test, like that kind of thing?
Well, yeah, this is like a road legal test, the way they do it in Massachusetts.
They basically do the emissions test, they honk your horn, they check your wipers, they tap your brakes, they plug in both your seatbelts on the passenger side and the driver's side to make sure they're working.
They just do all these little things.
They visually inspect your tires to make sure they're not worn down.
Playing Pokemon Legends as an Adult00:04:47
Oh, okay.
They do all these little things.
It's a yearly $35 hustle that these garages get to do to you.
Yeah.
In Massachusetts.
So that's the bright side of Illinois.
It's free for us at least, but they just do the emissions test.
They don't kick the tires and all that.
Oh, yeah.
I think they used to, but they don't anymore.
I know that like in New Hampshire, I don't think they have inspections in New Hampshire.
And also, New Hampshire, you don't need insurance.
So if you get into a car accident in New Hampshire, you might be really fucked.
Wow.
So it's great.
But yeah.
Hey, at least they're first out of the gate for voting.
Yeah.
Well, for the Republicans now.
So nuts to all that.
But But yeah, so yeah, I'm looking forward to Memories and Monsters, and I'm an adult.
So those are my happy moments for the week.
What about you, Chaley?
What good stuff happened for you?
You know, I'm like you.
I'm like, I'm an adult and I'm going to play a game because I've just been playing a lot of Pokemon lately.
And I like playing Pokemon and I like having my Pokemon stuffed animal to keep me company at night.
I actually just got a really cool bag where it's like edits of Pokemon characters to kind of be like Southwest themed.
I got it at a store here in.
Tucson.
Well, like Navajo or something?
No, more like Mexican kind of American themed.
And it's just, I like it.
It's very cute.
And yeah, so I've been getting back into Pokemon more.
I actually have been watching the first season again, even like the OG, which is so bad.
It's hilarious.
It's peak.
I remember back then, because I was like, my mom was a kindergarten teacher, and I was like, Working as an aide for her for a short time because it was a Catholic school and they don't care about things like being related to the teacher and stuff.
But she put on an episode or two of Pokemon, you know, just for a free period.
And I'm looking at it and I'm like, okay, so basically it's just the cartoon is just here's how you could play the game.
This guy is weak against this type and strong against this type.
Yep, it's just rock, paper, scissors, but more extensive.
I mean, I played Pokemon, but I just thought it was funny that the Cartoon is basically a glorified instruction manual for the game.
Oh, that's literally it.
No, that's why it's so funny.
It's like, this is all one big marketing thing to get me to buy everything.
Yeah.
But let me just play the game and enjoy myself.
It's mainly nostalgia bait right now, just because I'm just like, all right, I was obsessed with Pokemon as a kid.
Let's check this out again.
And it's like, goddamn, it's so fucking bad, but it's so funny.
It's just funny how bad it is.
It's just like, I don't know.
But also, listeners, tell us which is your favorite Pokemon.
One day, when we do like a chill episode about stuff in media or just in the public in general that gets labeled demonic for just unnecessarily, just by like paranoid Christians, I would love to do that because Pokemon is definitely up there with like monster energy drink and shit like that.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I was right there with that.
And it's very funny that you brought that up because right before we started recording, I was watching a video and it was Ha Lucha versus Machamp, Pokemon Legends.
And it was a wrestling match between the two of them.
And then I read all the comments from the wrestling forum I was on, and it was like all people making wrestling jokes.
It was excellent, it was great.
But yeah, so literally, I was like just basking in Pokemon right before Haley was just like, you know what I love?
Pokemon.
I was like, man, that is crazy that that is what we, what she went with for her happy day, happy events going on.
What about you, Eric?
What's going on in your life that's good?
Well, just yesterday, I was at the park and there weren't really any people around and there was this big, huge, like, climby jungle gym thing.
And I've been on a GLP 1 for a while now, like almost a year.
And I've Lost a bunch of weight.
Gun Meme Culture and Happy Days00:15:54
So I was like, I was like, you know, that thing looks like fun.
So I went and I actually managed to climb up it, and I didn't like want to die after two steps or anything.
So I was feeling really good about myself.
And I've been getting a bunch of exercise and stuff.
So I'm like, so it's like, I think I'm in the best shape I have been since I was like 20.
Damn, you are the Chad meme today.
He was like, Yes, I went to this park, and I was all swole and buff, and all the chicks were hitting on me.
It's like, Wow.
Yeah, I mobbed a bunch of losers.
Yeah.
I shamed the guy for having a beer gut.
Yeah.
The way it should be.
The way it should be.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Good for you.
That's awesome.
That's cool.
Everybody clap for Eric.
Yeah.
Everyone clap for Eric.
And now let's talk about mass shootings.
Yay.
Yay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What a.
The smoothest and happiest segue possible.
Move with flesh.
We're professionals.
Oh, that's us.
Yeah.
Who wants to take it away?
Feel free.
Basically, some assholes shot up a church, killed a couple kids, and now everyone's using this event to try to score political points because the entire internet is nothing but scum.
It's great.
So, yeah.
The first things I saw.
And we have the most online presidential administration of all time, so they count as scum online.
Yep.
Oh, yeah.
And also, the perpetrator clearly was also incredibly online and kind of clearly left a bunch of stuff for people to pick apart, which the internet is clearly doing.
So we have to talk about it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's not enough that we got a mass shooter, they got to be an internet troll mass shooter.
Yeah.
Like, this is the thing about this shooting that everyone who is using it for political points, you can just.
Pick whatever you want from this, uh, the shooter's uh online performance before the shooting because basically this prick took photos of all the guns and had a million slogans written on them.
So if you wanted to portray them as a hardcore leftist, you would point to the uh clip on there on one of the guns that said kill Trump and uh, all kinds of there was also like Luigi stickers in the binder.
Yep.
Oh, yeah.
But I mean, that's the.
Luigi Mangione or Luigi from Mario Brothers?
Mario, but you don't read into it.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, I'm a Luigi fan.
It's anti Nintendo or whatever.
Nintendo, right?
All right.
So hopefully this doesn't get me on any watch list, but I do have a tattoo of Luigi on my back.
I love that.
That's how much of a Luigi fanboy I am.
And my wife has Mario on hers.
That's our couple tattoo.
I have the news going on the side, so just like a few basic facts about the shooting.
It was yesterday morning.
It is a church, but it's also a school.
So it was essentially this school just opened, like reopened this week, which I don't know if people have been paying attention, but like lots of schools have been opening up over the past few weeks, and there's been like a lot of swatting hoaxes happening across the country.
School's back in session.
So, one thing to mention, as someone who's gone to Catholic school, pretty much Every Catholic school has a church attached to it.
Unless it's like, unless it's an incredibly poor school.
But I mean, because basically the church is the one funding the school.
So it was about 8 o'clock, it was about 8 15 when they, there's no evidence that they entered the building.
It seems for now that they might have just sprayed inside.
It was like 120 bullets recovered at the scene.
So two children have died so far.
There are 18 people injured.
Including two, it says three senior citizens.
It doesn't say they're affiliated with the school.
So, is that normal for people to just use the church as a place of worship?
Yeah, it's the church being totally regular church.
And it would not at all be unusual for a couple elderly parishioners to be there even on a Wednesday morning.
Yeah, it says they're like over 80.
So, I'm assuming they're just like religious folks.
Yeah, I mean, they could be volunteers with the church or the school, or they could just be very, because there are people who do go to church every single day.
So, it could be either one.
And there are lots of conspiracies about why this place was chosen, how the perpetrator knew about the school, and they went there.
They went to that school previously, and their mom worked there for a long time and actually just retired like a year ago.
So, very familiar with the school.
Yeah.
So, yeah, there's some facts.
How dare you bring evidence into this conversation?
I'm sorry.
And then to address the elephant in the room, I think it's been officially confirmed that the shooter was trans.
Yeah, they're transgender.
I don't know exactly what their pronouns are.
So we're going with they here on the podcast, folks.
Yep.
And if we slip up and say he, please don't cancel us.
We're trying our best.
But some of us are Gen Xers and we're not used to all this pronouns and stuff.
If we just constantly use they too much, we'll be canceled for being too woke.
So I think we have to do this smattering of.
Pronouns here to try to balance out our woke to hateful ratio.
Yes.
Yeah.
I did like Eric was like, oops, I misgendered them earlier because I'm just so used to every shooter being a man.
It's true.
It's like so fucking true.
Like off the top of my head, I can only think of that, those one female shooter, and she wasn't even a shooter because she was planning on going down to Columbine High School and shooting it up on like the 15th or 20th.
20th anniversary, something like that.
But she had to change her heart in her car, like in the parking lot or something like that.
I don't remember the exact circumstances, but that's the only potential female shooter that I can think of.
There is one that the shooter yesterday referenced on their guns, which is just absolutely covered in references.
But they mentioned the Abundant Life shooter, which was one of the other recent religious school shootings.
There's basically like 10 plus, like, there's like a dozen references to other mass murders on the gun, because that's kind of like.
Yeah, there's even a Holocaust reference, as I recall.
Yeah, I guess we.
Okay, so.
Okay, we'll get into the fact that the perpetrator is transgender in a bit, because this is definitely feeling like an incredible amount of hate, but the guns, we'll just get into it real quick.
There's references to the.
Massacre in Norway.
Brevik.
I don't like saying their names, but I'm just going to use his example.
But there's also references to the 9 11 hijackers, Bull Pilled, which is kind of Bull Patrol stuff.
That wasn't Lanza.
It was one of the other shooters.
I'm blanking on some of their names.
There's a couple references to Waco on here.
The Sandy Hook shooter is mentioned on here.
There's like references to kind of like vintage shooters, like one that occurred in Canada, like it was like 20 years ago or so, and it was like a specifically misogynistic murderer, like that mass killed women, I believe.
There's like the Aurora shooters mentioned on here, but then there's like a ton of obviously racist stuff.
There's like stuff about harming Hispanic people on here.
There's We Was Kangs.
Do you want to explain that?
Mike?
This is a break the news.
We can break the news.
We can do this and then we can do it smart.
Yes, we can do this.
We can do this.
We can do this.
Red Früchten.
What does this mean?
What is the difference between the two?
What is the difference between the two?
So, I will ask you to tell me about the OralB.io L-Tambasta.
OralB.io is still a good one, so you can tell me about the two favorite men's types.
Ackyrating for us, we will talk about the two of them.
Let's listen to OralB.io.
You're muted.
Yeah, we can't hear you.
Damn it.
There you are.
My microphone is now doing this weird thing where it just mutes itself randomly every so often.
And I have to play this little game where if my microphone turns bright red, I have to, oh, right, you've muted yourself.
And I have to unmute it.
I actually looked into that and it was just like an anti black thing that was just making fun of their accent.
And yeah.
I had a feeling.
It's like, yeah, it's like it's a different version of didn't nothing in that.
Yeah.
Didn't do nothing or whatever.
Yeah.
Exactly.
And yeah, there was like anti Semitic stuff on here.
There was like six million, wasn't enough.
I don't know what they have.
They had like a canister with them and it said like Jew gas.
Yep, Jew gas.
Oh, yeah, probably.
Yeah, the canisters they used in the Holocaust.
Yeah.
But it had like burn Israel, nuke Israel, destroy Israel, and then like also nuke India.
So there's some anti Indian stuff on there.
Oh, Kaczynski was mentioned.
It's a column.
It's a smorgasbord of any group you hate.
He mentioned it here.
So you can insert them into any group you want to, basically.
There was also a lot of heavily ironic stuff on here.
So Skibbity was written on here, which, if we have listeners who are over the age of 12, may not know what that is.
But it is just kind of like an ironic Zimmer thing.
It was like a web series, but it's kind of just used as a Skibbity.
I'd say it's still kind of big with Gen Alpha.
So, he was also, or they were also on like an incredibly like Nazi, like hard right, like accelerationist like forum, like that has Skibbity in the name.
So, like, it is kind of used even though it's just like a kind of random word.
Like, some far right circles do use it in that way.
And real quick, can you remind me what accelerationism is?
Because I've seen it mentioned a couple times, but I'm blanking on it.
It's basically kind of like you are trying to excel the decline.
You're not exactly.
I mean, there's left wing accelerationists and right wing accelerationists.
Yeah, you're trying to bring about the civil war that will lead to the revolution that will lead to your side winning and running everything.
Some of these guys essentially think, or people in general, just like not even just civil war, we're bringing about race war.
We're bringing about.
Whatever their kind of thing is that they obsess about, you know, like this will be the thing that wakes everybody up to the Jews if we kill a bunch of Jews or something.
So, kind of like, yeah, excelling the decline.
Okay.
Yeah.
Like, because, like, basically, the idea is that the mainstream is trying to keep things like contained and we're in this like slow decline.
And the accelerationist is like, screw that.
Let's just break it.
Let's just break the thing and have the remake, which, Is obviously going to end up with me coming out on top.
Yeah.
Because, yeah.
It reminds me that Bernie bros in 2016 who are like, fuck it, we're going to vote for Trump just so that the world can explode and we can rebuild it as a paradise in our own image.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
There's like Nazis that do the same thing.
They're like, we'll vote for the Democrat because we think society will get worse for right wingers and they'll finally see the light, essentially, that we need to go more hard right.
Yeah.
And honestly, too, this is a pretty common ideology in Silicon Valley.
It's, They call it more like effective accelerationism, where they like a lot of people that kind of adhere to this ideology think like we need to, like, yes, technology will lead to the earth burning and lots of people will be without homes and jobs, but this is worth it.
And if we just kind of push through this hard time, we will essentially have paradise after all of this.
And like, it's worth it to burn the earth because like we'll be on top.
So who cares?
Yeah, that's always the payoff of all of this is that we will win the revolution.
This is what the Boogaloo boys are all about because that's what the Boogaloo is.
It's Electric Boogaloo, meaning part two, which means a second civil war.
And that's.
And, you know, I'm not even necessarily like hard like calling this shooter yesterday an accelerationist because, like, these circles that they clearly occupied online, like, people have probably heard of TearGram,
where, like, I see a lot of like elements of that in here where it's like people that revere shooters, mass shooters, terrorists, and they essentially like turn them into these saints and do it's kind of like mass shooter fandom or mass terrorism fandom, neo Nazi terror fandom.
And like there's you know people in these movements that sometimes are like, I also want to be like memorialized like this.
There's other groups that like you'll see this kind of like.
Heavy irony mixed with like Nazism and like praise of mass terrorism, like the 764 cult and like the comm stuff.
So I'm sure there'll be more coming out about this person's online footprint and like maybe some of these circles that they occupied because like it's just a common theme that we keep seeing with a lot of these shooters.
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Like they sort of reference one another.
Like I said, the guns filled with references of other.
Mass shooters and like neo Nazi terrorists, and like that is a common theme.
Like their manifestos will often do this.
Um, so yeah, um, a couple other ironic things I just have to mention that were written on the gun was I saw people trying to figure out what this was like the 666 plus 79,419.
It's boobs, like on the calculator when you type it out, it's boobs.
Um, and then there was like sponsored by BlackRock written on there, which I'm sure is.
Led to some conspiracies, um, and uh, yeah, that was just like some of the things.
A troll, oh, and then I saw libs of tick tock and some of the people that are absolutely like, all right, we need to genocide trans people now.
Um, pointing that part of the gun said, I'm the woker baby, why so querious?
Which is just like, come on, man, yeah, like that's just a reference to the Joker, it's not a, I'm trans and that's why I'm killing people.
And also, the guns had tons of anti LGBTQ stuff on them.
So it wasn't like they weren't doing it for the gays.
They weren't committing this shooting for their team.
They were doing this shooting because they were a nihilist who was into murderous idolatry.
It was just like, I will become a hero like the other mass shooters.
Yeah, that's the thing, too, is that they were very clearly severely depressed, which is another theme that's obviously.
Common amongst them, just like a disregard for human life, which is why they are fine attacking children, like disregard for their own life.
Like, there's obviously so much more here, and like, so much of the conversation right now is just like they were trans and we need to ban trans people.
Because honestly, like, that's kind of the main thing I've seen.
Laura Loomer's been claiming that the shooter's Muslim, which is like not even remotely accurate, but they had mashallah.
Written on one part of the gun, so they're just like, Oh, they were a Muslim, which is just like that's also like, even though it is like a word, um, you know, in Arabic, uh, like it's also kind of an online meme just to say that, uh, but yeah, it's just like everybody right now is just like analyzing the gun and being like, Here's the person, the group I hate, and here's why they were responsible and why I'm gonna on them.
Um, yeah, uh, also, I've seen a lot of people online talking about uh, uh, 764 as like this online like uh, murder cult, yeah.
So, as far as I can tell, they weren't involved, uh, like so far, there may be evidence later.
Um, are you familiar with 764?
I've basically just seen people going out talking about how 764 and other groups are.
Inspiring kids to do this, and it's like statistic terrorism.
These kind of groups need to be watched more about because they lead to this kind of stuff.
This is the group that was kind of making inroads on Roblox, which I think you may have heard about, Eric.
I've heard of 764, yeah, but I don't really know anything about them.
Yeah, it's more like a network kind of of discords.
It started as this.
764, but like there's multiple, like, you've also probably heard of like the comm.
Um, but it is like essentially a network of people who are grooming, like, they go in spaces online, like Roblox or ED forums, or like, yeah, like incel forums, like Nazi forums, where there are obviously a lot of depressed teenagers hanging out and children, and they groom them into.
Essentially making content for these groups that is like self harm content, but to like, yeah, it's like grooming children to like hurt themselves and hurt others.
Um, there are like quite a lot of interesting stories about, um, like, yeah, people who essentially like killed themselves on like screen for this cult or kids.
That the thing too is that like it's like it's people recruiting kids and then often.
Or not often, but sometimes, like, the kids will then become perpetrators themselves.
So it is like this incredibly twisted online dark network.
And the stuff with Roblox is interesting because the CEO is actually catching hella smoke right now from like the gaming community because gamers have caught wind of like the 764 and the grooming stuff that has happened on Roblox.
And like, a lot of gamers have covered it.
Uh, like moist critical types, and like you know, just like YouTube guys.
Um, because the CEO of Roblox was like, Well, I don't want my company to be associated with that, so I'm just not going to address it or comment on any of that.
And it's like, Well, it's a thing that's happening on your platform, so now everybody fucking hates you guys.
So, yeah, burying your head in the sand is not going to help anybody, especially when it's like, just nihilistic, tear death cult grooming children.
Yes, bro, you gotta that's terrifying, yeah.
So, yeah, there may be updates on this, but so far that's kind of the info we know.
Like, it's not enough that I got to worry that some groomer is in my son's server.
Now I got to worry about this shit, too.
No, literally, I don't know how anybody's a parent, and you're braver than the troops, Eric.
Oh, yeah.
What else has been happening this week?
Anything?
Oh, I know that there's like happenings at the CDC, but I literally don't know any of the details.
Uh, well, right now there's a mass walkout at the CDC that's happening that's not really being reported by the media.
And I get what these people are doing, but at the same time, this isn't the before times, this is the government times.
And if you and your other highly educated people Decide to walk out, the media just isn't going to care.
And RFK Jr. and Trump are just going to replace you with more nuts.
So it's just this thing where it's like, man, there's, I wish that there was a better way to handle this, but to me, it's like stay in your job until you get fired because otherwise you're just going to let crazy people continue to take over the asylum.
I know.
I mean, I get, you know, I get the having to want to take a moral stand and, you know, living up to your principles and that.
But yeah, it's like the problem is you walk out and they're going to replace you with some nut job who, you know, who thinks that ivermectin cures hangnails.
Yeah.
Yeah, actually, other RFK news that I did see this week, I saw that they were going to, in September, they're going to make an announcement officially what causes autism.
Yeah, that was what RFK said.
RFK said that by September, he will be able to tell everybody what causes autism.
And I will be amazed if it is not vaccines.
They're going to say vaccines.
Yeah.
But not MMR because he decided that one's okay, possibly.
Yeah, and I saw they just put restrictions on the next wave of COVID vaccines.
There's age restrictions on them now.
Yeah.
Unless you have some underlying condition that puts you at a really high risk.
Yeah.
I looked it up, and basically, if you go to a doctor, you'll be able to get a vaccine.
But that's the problem you have to make a doctor's appointment now.
You just can't go to CVS and get the shot.
Right.
You have to go to Walgreens.
Yeah, you can't just run the Walgreens.
You have to go to your doctor and be like, yo, doctor, give me a fucking excuse for the COVID vaccine.
And your doctor will be like, one excuse coming right up.
And you're like, thanks.
I needed that.
Amazing.
I mean, that's great.
Yeah.
I mean, I have asthma and that was the first thing I saw on the list.
So, you know, I'm okay.
But, right.
Other people are going to have to struggle a bit.
Oh, I'm, I, all Americans are overweight.
So, boom, obesity.
Give me the shot.
Thank you.
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Yeah, listeners, if you are worried that you will not be able to get it, just go to your doctor and be like, listen, I have pre existing conditions.
Give me the shot.
Yep.
I have a pre existing condition that I'm alive and I want to keep it that way.
Yeah.
Yep.
Yeah, RFK sucks.
I don't think that that.
Reveal in September is going to go well.
No, it's going to, yeah, it's going to be, it's going to be a clown show because he's going to say dumb shit and we're going to get stuck in this loop of the media trying to normalize it.
And there's really going to be no way to normalize a guy just flat out lying about vaccines causing autism.
And I mean, God, it's just such a stupid situation to be in.
I mean, This is another one of those magical moments where you look at the situation and you're like, fuck you, Steve Bannon, because Bannon wanted RFK to run as a Democrat in the primaries to try to cause some turbulence for Biden.
And then that wasn't really working because once you get past his name, you find out that he's a right wing nut.
And then they were like, well, we'll run you and the general election.
And then you'll take votes away from Biden because your last name is Kennedy.
And then they found out he was taking away more votes from Trump than he was from Biden.
And then they were like, oh shit.
So then Trump was like, drop out and endorse me and I'll give you something.
And RFK was like, deal.
And what blows my mind about all of this is that Donald Trump is the King of just reneging on a deal.
He's the guy that sifts his workers.
He's the guy that screws over anyone who does anything for him.
And yet, somehow in this administration, he is the most.
A deal's a deal.
Mr. Lannister always pays his debts of people.
And he got Tulsi Gabbard in as the director of national intelligence.
He's got RFK running our health department.
I have to assume that he thinks getting those two in gives him Demcred.
I don't know.
I have no idea what it does.
And it's insane.
I'm just trying to reach into the morass of pudding that is his brain and try to figure out what his twisted logic is.
It just makes no sense to me.
I mean, he, like, literally the moment they call the election for him, like, I would have expected him to just turn the RFK and kick him in the junk and be like, thanks for the votes, dumb dumb.
And then RFK in his gravel voice would be like, oh, my balls.
Oh.
And it'd be great.
And I mean, That would have been much better for America if that had happened.
But no, Trump's weird loyalty to RFK Jr. means that now lots of people just aren't going to jump through the hoops they need to get the COVID shot.
And when we get the Omega strain of COVID this winter, it's going to be great.
It's going to be absolutely magical.
I mean, we are so unprepared for anything bad happening to us, be it a terror attack, a pandemic.
We just literally have to hope these four years are just smooth as butter and we somehow get off this ride without the cart flipping off the roller coaster and crashing into the dumpster full of explosives that's lined up behind us.
I would imagine a lot of people, myself included, were feeling the same way in November of 2019.
And then they're like, oh, by the way, something's coming out of Wuhan right now.
Yeah, exactly.
Good old COVID days definitely didn't lead to any problems that were.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was magical.
Yeah.
I mean, it broke right wingers' brains for the rest of our lives.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, that's the thing.
I mean, I really don't think that people understand how absolutely normalized these conspiracy theories are now.
That everyone's just crazy and that's all we're ever going to be for forever now.
Like, Reality doesn't matter anymore.
You can just live in your bubble of delusional bullshit.
And that's just the way it is.
And it's totally okay because instead of correcting you, we will create media echo chambers to reward you for your beliefs.
We're just going to have John Solomon come on TV and tell you how all the bad people are going to get arrested again, the same way he did from 2016 to 2020.
We're just playing all the hits, all the hits that were played all this time.
And it's just.
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No one cares.
And no one who is in a position of mainstream media significance has the nerve to be like, hey, guys, wait a minute.
This is really bad.
And we need to stop doing it.
And we need to stop endorsing it or condoning it or both sides of it.
It's just, we're just stuck in this spot where in September, RFK Jr. is going to say, vaccines cause autism.
And reality is going to say, no, they don't.
And our media is going to say, opinions differ.
And it's going to be, yeah.
Great.
Way to have some fucking spine, assholes.
And I just found a note that I left for myself earlier.
So if we can circle back a bit, did you guys see the tweet that Don Jr. sent out about how every third mass shooter is trans and like half the people on his list were not even trans?
Oh, yeah.
I've been seeing those memes go around.
You know, and Mike, when you were just like similarly.
Like how you're saying, just like everybody kind of lives in this bubble of conspiracism and there's like no one there to challenge them.
I'm not kidding.
I saw word for word the exact same conspiracies occurring on both Twitter and Blue Sky just from a different fucking perspective.
It was the line basically like, I know more about the freaking like shooter yesterday than in 13 minutes than I do about.
Thomas Matthew Crooks, the Trump shooter, in 13 months.
And like, I saw it word for word on both sites, just different perspective, because like, obviously, there's different conspiracies on both sides about the shooter, the Trump shooter, which we're going to cover in the future.
It just was interesting that we, I kept seeing that just like the mirrored version of the conspiracy.
Yeah.
And as I pointed out on the one year anniversary of the Trump shooting, CBS, I think it was CBS, posted this gigantic article detailing that guy's life and the double life he'd been leading and his detailed search history and stuff.
So, anytime I see someone say, I don't know anything about this guy, I'm like, here you go.
You're welcome.
Now you know a ton about him.
Now you know lots of information down to his last porn search.
Yeah, he didn't have that app that Mike Johnson has where Warren's his kid.
Yeah, the Mike Johnson and Mike Johnson's kids' porn snitch app they have on each other.
This conspiracy is so common after mass shootings or high profile shootings, it's essentially like, why do we know so much about this shooter but not this shooter?
And it's like a shooter that had a large online footprint and left a manifesto versus a shooter that didn't.
And it's like, well, there's a reason for that, man.
Not everybody does the same fucking thing.
But it's just been such a common trope that you just see it constantly.
Yeah, it's like, how can we know more about the Unabomber than we know about the Zodiac Killer?
It's like, okay, well, because the Unabomber dropped the manifesto and the Zodiac Killer hid his identity.
I often hear that.
We're going to cover it in the future, but I haven't started doing any research on it.
That is a common conspiracy with the Las Vegas shooter, right, Mike?
Is that there's nothing about this guy, essentially?
Yeah, the Vegas shooter.
Yeah, that's the big thing that people love to bring up about this guy is that there are these claims that we don't know why he did it.
We don't understand what happened.
People are hiding the truth from us.
There hasn't been an investigation into the man.
When we have dug into him and we do know that basically he was a losing player in casinos and he was like struggling financially from all his losses.
And He was getting mad that he wasn't being treated like a high roller at these casinos anymore, that his comps and his player points and all this stuff wasn't giving him all the perks he was getting previously.
So he's just spiraling.
He's losing money.
He's not being respected the way he thinks he should be.
And he just snaps.
He just snaps and smuggles a truckload of guns up to his room and then kills a ton of people because that just.
Fuck it.
He's out of his mind at this point.
He just wants to lash out at the world.
And America being the glorious gun cesspool of the world, you can just do that.
You can just obtain infinite firepower to do whatever you want, especially in Vegas.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
When I first got out to Vegas, one of the things that they love having was like the ads fire an AK 47.
Like you can just go to the range.
And just like fire off, uh, like semi automatic and full, fully automatic weapons.
Yeah.
Uh, someone just posted, uh, apropos of nothing, but someone just posted a photo of, uh, like of Kennedy right before the assassination.
I literally just saw that tweet and I was like, and I was going to say, oh, hey, I just found it.
And then so, oh, no, this is from Mike.
So never mind.
No.
And then, well, yeah, it says Jerry Jones next time he's out in Dallas.
And, uh, I actually replied, I actually quote tweeted it and I just said, like, Dealey Plaza was the end of the route.
So Jerry would be lucky to make it that far if he was riding around in an open top car right now.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
So I actually saw the funniest.
I wanted to send it to you, but it was just like, it only has 50 likes.
But it felt like enough to be like, I feel like that's a sizable enough amount of people to be like, that's a little concerning.
But I saw somebody saying about the Kennedy assassination that Jackie did it.
Oh, yeah.
And that made me laugh so hard.
Yeah.
Oh, I've.
That is like an offshoot of the Secret Service did it, which makes me laugh.
I love it.
I do love the idea of Jackie blowing him away.
What was her reason for it?
Because he was slinging that dick everywhere?
Yes.
Absolutely.
And she's like, I'm doing this in front of everybody.
Yes.
I'm just going to blow your head off in front of the fucking world.
You piece of shit.
Yeah.
I do like how most of the guys who say that the Secret Service shot him.
Like a lot of them are like, well, it was an accident in their defense.
Yes.
No, that fucking conspiracy gets funnier the more I think about it.
That Jackie does.
She's like, as soon as we're on this parade route, I'm blowing his fucking brain out.
Yeah, I'm pulling a Saturday night special out of my purse and kaboom.
I don't know what happened to it, but because I've looked for it for a while and I haven't found it.
And I know I've posted it on my timeline, but I have no idea how to find it.
But there's this like bizarre photo.
It's this art.
It's this really crazy art.
And it's Jackie opening up her purse, and there's all these photos of Marilyn Monroe with JFK.
And Jackie's like pulling a gun out of her purse as she's like, as the photos are coming out.
And Kennedy's like back is turned to her and he's waving to the crowd.
And the Dirk Nowitzki era Dallas Mavericks are in the crowd looking at Kennedy.
They're all wearing their Mavericks jerseys.
It's very bizarre.
And the Secret Service are like, Running towards them, but they're obviously never going to make it in time.
And Jackie's about to pop him.
It's just the funniest thing.
And I found it a bunch of times.
I posted it.
And then one day when I started looking for it, I just couldn't find it anymore.
So I don't know where the original source of that photo was or that painting was, but it's gone now.
But that was my favorite, like, macabre bit of JFK assassination art.
Just Jackie getting ready to blow away her husband while Dirk Nowitzki looks on helplessly, unable to save the president from this terrible fate.
And Dirk is like, I don't know, 40 years in the future, basically.
So I just found this tweet by Marjorie Taylor Greene talking about how to stop school shootings.
And you'll be amazed to discover that it involves not funding Ukraine, but.
But what I think is hilarious about it is apparently, I think she must have gotten Carrie Lake as her makeup artist or something because she's got that same soft focus, vaguely blurry thing going that Carrie Lake always did whenever she was shooting something from her living room.
It's fascinating.
It's just like they have the blur filter permanently.
It's very interesting.
And it's like, come on.
It's like, come on.
We know you look like the surface of the moon from close up.
You don't have to hide it.
You know, talking about things that the media doesn't cover is that there has been some, just like, obviously, I found about it through the media in the sense that, like, oh, this person is now part of, like, the Department of Homeland Security.
This person is now in the Trump administration.
And it's just names that I keep noticing from the Cyber Ninjas audit and the Carrie Lake Kraken audit.
Lawsuits, and there's no mention of that anywhere.
And there is like a little bit of like cyber ninja drama because some of the people that just got seats were some of the people that like cyber ninjas people essentially blamed for the audit not going the way they wanted.
So there's a lot of like hyper, like tiny, like section of right wingers that are currently mad at these picks.
But I do think it's a bit of a bummer that the cyber ninjas.
And the people that helped with all that are getting seats in this administration when, like, yeah.
Remember the Cyber Ninjas, everybody?
Remember when we looked for bamboo ballots here?
Yeah, are they still around?
I do.
I do.
The Cyber Ninjas went bankrupt, and the guy who actually, like, founded it is, like, incredibly got sued up the ass.
But, like, everybody that was involved in it and, like, funded it and, like, was part of the whole thing.
Thing and involved in these like millions of lawsuits that happened that were like the localized Kraken lawsuits, uh, are still around unfortunately and getting seats in higher office, which is just like goddammit.
I mean, that's that's how it is.
The guys who started the whole shit show get to stay on top of the heat.
But the ones who are actually doing the work get sued.
Not that they don't deserve it, but it'd be nice to see justice come to everybody involved in that debacle.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, anyway, everything's going good.
Yep.
Everything's going great.
Pichu Keen.
I don't know why we even do this podcast anymore.
We have nothing to talk about.
It's just smooth sailing every week.
Just another great thing.
But yeah, so we have.
What we have to look forward to is the National Guard going into Chicago.
Yay.
You ready?
Ready to be conquered, Eric?
Chicago don't play.
It's not going to go well in the way that it's not going well for.
We didn't mention it.
They couldn't indict the sandwich guy.
Oh, yeah.
We love him.
The judge basically laughed the case out of court from what I heard.
It was the grand jury.
It was the grand jury.
They returned a no bill, which.
Led me and literally everyone on earth to make the joke that you can indict a ham sandwich, but you can't indict a guy for throwing a ham sandwich.
So it was turkey.
I know, but that's not the joke.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
How dare you?
How dare you?
I don't know if it was turkey.
I was just.
I've been thinking about the National Guard coming to Chicago thing, and it's like I'm thinking it's going to be like what I've been reading about in DC.
Like they're not going to be going to like, Englewood or the Wild 100s or any really bad areas.
They're going to be going to like Humboldt Park, which is a majority minority area, but not known for crime or anything.
They're just going to go to these high profile places where they can pose for pictures and have 10 guys point guns at somebody for littering, you know, shit like that.
Yeah, like terrorize the community.
Right.
Because they've already, ICE has already gone and harassed some people at a museum in Humboldt Park, which is funny because Humboldt Park is a Puerto Rican neighborhood.
So Everybody there is American citizens by birth.
Also, it wasn't that.
It was the Puerto Rican Museum they were targeting, wasn't it?
Yeah, because, yeah, it's the Puerto Rican Heritage Museum.
And, and I'm pointing, and like I was reading the article, they refused to identify themselves.
And then they claimed they were checking the exits.
And then later on, they told the press a completely different story.
So I'm arguing with all these people online that are like, well, they were doing this.
I'm like, that's not what they said they were doing.
They told the people at the museum they were doing something completely different.
And they refused to identify themselves.
And they're, and you know, they're trying to be like, no, this is, this is, This is the Hispanics trying to make the situation sound bad.
I'm like, no, it's them accurately reporting what happened and Ice trying badly to cover their tracks.
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Yep.
I honestly, you know, it's like, I think Chicago's going to go worse for the National Guard and any feds that get set there.
Well, for one, Republicans hate Chicago way more than they hate Washington, D.C. Also, Chicago just goes so hard.
Like, your guys' protest scene is pretty, like, Good because so many of like big events are held there, yeah.
We have, yeah, in uh, 1969, there was a protest of the DNC that was so raucous that the DNC wasn't held in Chicago for 30 years afterwards, yeah.
And just in general, it's just like it's it's it's just a huge like people in Chicago love Chicago, all the Chicago hate comes from outsiders.
Um, so yeah, they're not gonna want national guard and federal agents like sprawling all over their city and making it worse, yeah.
I've noticed, even Republican Chicago blue check accounts, like that Chicago Ray guy, even he is proud to be a Chicagoan, even as he talks about how much he hates the government and everything, he still loves Chicago as a city.
Do you love Chicago?
Oh, yeah, I bleed Cubby Blue.
Well, we finally answered Cubs or Socks, so that's good.
I'm from the north side, and my dad and my wife are both.
Cubs fan.
So I don't watch baseball at all, but I think I've mentioned this before on the podcast.
You are not allowed to not have an opinion on the Cubs socks thing.
You were like, like, like it's on your test.
You can't graduate eighth grade until you tell them Cubs or socks.
Yeah.
Has the Pope brought more games to the.
He likes.
He's a Sox fan.
He's a Sox fan.
Has he brought a fandom to the.
Or do people still not care?
I mean, I wouldn't doubt it.
I did.
The only thing I've seen on the issue is a picture of somebody visiting the Vatican from Chicago brought a Sox hat and the Pope put it on and posed for pictures wearing it.
That's the most I've seen.
But I mean, Mike could probably tell you more about the White Sox than I could.
Yeah.
The White Sox are very bad.
That's basically all you need to know.
They are just terrible.
And they've been that way for a very long time.
They like, Fluked out and won their one world series a while ago, and then after that, it was direct crashing straight into the earth's core, which makes no sense because they're in Chicago, which is a big market, and you would think that a big market team would, you know, pay for players and try to win, but no.
I would like to remind you of an infamous 108 year streak in Chicago.
Oh, yeah, the Cubs not winning a single world series, so it's not like.
It's not like Chicagoans don't have experience with losing teams.
Oh, no.
Both the White Sox and the Cubs were legendary for their long streaks without a World Series title.
I mean, they both just sucked for forever.
I think Chicago narrowly beat out the Red Sox for that.
Yeah.
But the thing is, the Cubs would percolate and make the playoffs and have runs, whereas the White Sox were just irrelevant.
Then they snuck in a World Series title and then they went right back to irrelevancy.
And right now, The White Sox are the second worst team in baseball.
They, with a majestic record of 48 wins and 85 losses.
Who's the worst?
The worst team is the Colorado Rockies, who have no Rockies, who have an unbelievable record of 38 wins and 96 losses.
I think the Diamondbacks lost a couple games to them.
Oh, yeah.
Well, the Diamondbacks are in the same division as the Rockies, so they do play a lot.
Your Arizona Snake men are off the pace from their last two seasons, but uh, I mean, that's the thing is that the Arizona Snake men are a small market team.
They're supposed to be kind of hit or miss.
They're not supposed to be perennially bad like the White Sox.
I mean, so.
We're going to the World Series.
No, you're not.
That is absolutely not happening.
That was me doing an aggressive no and that I learned so well from L when it comes to improv.
But the problem for you is that you're in the same division as the Dodgers and the Padres, who.
The Dodgers just have infinite money and throw it at everybody.
And the Padres are just like, we don't care that San Diego is a small market.
We're throwing our money at anyone, too.
So you're just in a division with two teams that love to spend.
So, uh, it's tough.
It's tough to compete when you're actually fighting the big boys.
And the craziest thing in this whole thing, and I know our audience has just been hog wild for baseball talk, but the funniest thing in this season right now is that the Milwaukee Brewers, the never won nothing, make the playoffs and get bounced really quickly, Milwaukee Brewers are right now the best team in baseball by a lot.
It is insane that this just Joe Blow Podunk organization is now.
Just kicking ass and taking names, and uh, I'm rooting for them.
It would be hilarious if the Brewers won the World Series.
So, go beer men, go down, Max.
Yeah, you're going nowhere.
Go to the golf course, go on vacation.
All I know about the Brewers is that they got that name because Milwaukee has so many micro breweries in it and macro breweries for that matter.
Oh, yeah, they just have beer.
There's just the Milwaukee beer makers.
I love it.
I mean, like it.
It is.
Wilderweiser's there.
Line and Kugel's there.
I think Miller's there.
It's like when the Boston Celtics were created, the people that made the team said, We're going to call the team the Celtics and put them in green and have all the Irish in Boston cheer them on.
And they couldn't even properly pronounce Celtic.
That's the part that kills me.
Yes.
Yes.
I love it.
I love it.
I had a friend who would do that.
They'd get angry and say, Celts.
And I'd be like, Dude, it's over.
It's long over.
We lost that battle, I don't know, in the 1950s.
Yeah.
It's over, buddy.
It's over.
I just want to say real quick because it was the top.
We're taught this will lead back to sports.
Oh, thank God.
Yes, sports podcasts, Adventures in Hellworld.
It's okay.
Everybody's already turned this off.
No one can listen to us for an hour.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Imagine such pain.
Imagine doing that to yourself.
Listeners, if you're still listening, you have to leave a five star review.
Anyways, but there was a big dust storm this week in Arizona, in Maricopa County, in the Phoenix area, which is called a Haboob.
I don't know if you guys have ever heard of this one, but every time a Haboob happens here, the media goes fucking crazy because they get to say Haboob.
CNN was all like, this giant dust storm, a Haboob, by the way.
So they get really excited to do that.
And then the, okay, and then the, the, Oh, it's the Cardinals.
Fuck.
I thought it was the Diamondbacks.
Just unveiled new shirts for their new jersey top, the shirt that they wear when they play the sport.
The jersey, yes.
And it looks like dirt.
It's hard to see in the camera, but it's literally a white shirt with dirt specks all over it.
I said, Well, we're doing no better than everyone listening to this show, then, because they can't see it either.
Exactly.
Listeners, I'm explaining it to you.
It's a white shirt.
It says Arizona on it.
It has the flag on the side, and it.
Looks like a but you just were in a huboob, they're leaning into it.
Everybody's so excited about the huboob.
Everybody loves everybody loves big huboobs, that's right.
That's what we're all about here at Hell World.
This big natty huboobs, that's what it's all about.
This is uh, okay, I see it now.
Yeah, it looks like yes, the jersey looks like it has been hit by a windstorm.
Yeah, I don't know what they were going with this for.
This it kind of looks like.
I know it's wash your shirt.
I know it's like it's like desert camo or something.
It's like, what are they doing?
What are you doing?
Where are we going with this?
What the hell are we up to yet?
You just, God.
Are you having a laugh?
Yeah.
You taking the piss, mate?
Yes.
And now we're the British Sports Podcast.
Everything's going great.
So, yeah.
Yeah.
Now it's association football, not American football.
Yeah.
We can talk about me and you losing to that Division Seven team and how they're all very sad about it.
And if you don't know what I'm talking about, congratulations.
You're literally everybody.
So, yeah.
But, yeah.
Just bad things happened this week.
And bad things will continue to happen because that's what happens when you decide that you need to have Donald Trump be your president.
It hasn't even been a year yet.
Nope, it hasn't even been a year yet.
I used to say on Twitter during his first time, I'm like, can you imagine how bad things would be if he didn't have people who were willing to keep him in check?
And now we know.
Right.
Yeah.
Now we've done it.
Now we don't have people that are willing to keep him in check.
Now he's got nothing but an endless stream of yes men who go on.
National television for three hours and sing his praises in the most shamelessly humiliating way possible.
Oh, God.
Kim Jong un is like, buddy, buddy, dial it back a little.
What are we doing here?
Like that one secretary who was like talking about how they were moved to tears seeing his face on the Department of Transportation building.
Yep.
Like, wept tears of American pride.
It's as Mike Rains always says there are decades where nothing happens.
And there are weeks where decades happen.
Yes, that was me.
Famous.
That was attributed to Mike Rains.
That's a famous quote by me and not Vladimir Lenin.
But yes.
In parentheses, possibly apocryphal.
Possibly, possibly apocryphal.
Yes, indeed.
Oh my God.
If you're a listener that's actually still listening, tell us which one you would rather hear first a deep dive into Thomas Matthew Crooks or a deep dive into the Vegas shooting.
The Vegas shooting, we also get to do a little blip about Dan Blilzerian, which will be funny.
So.
Way to put your thumb on the scale.
I'm not.
I'm actually fine with you.
I don't care either way.
That'll be my part the Dan Bolzerian stuff.
Vote for either.
And if you don't vote for Vegas, I will find you.
No, no, no.
It's either or.
I'm literally.
We will cover Jace, too, but I don't know anything about him enough to actually contribute much to that episode.
Yeah.
Anyways.
Yeah.
But the thing is, Dan Bolzerian, I think, is like.
I think I've seen him.
Yeah, he plays poker.
He's, I've seen him in the poker tables.
So it's like really crazy that he's this guy who just goes into big games and gets crushed because he sucks.
And yeah, he's like, oh, I'm a great poker player.
It's like, no, you're really not.
Yep.
I don't want to spoil what he did during the shooting for our listeners, but it is hilarious.
And it is very Dan Blazerian.
And we'll get into the whole life of him at some point.
Oh, yeah.
But, yeah.
Now she's like, if you don't vote for Vegas, I won't be able to tell you this great story.
It's just like, there's so now, you know, it's like he has like this revived career now where he's just doing the anti Semitic, yeah, like mongering propaganda train.
And it's just like, okay, it's really crazy because I just know so many poker players who have become right wing weirdos over the past few years.
And I just, I'm just sitting there wondering, like, what is it about the right wing siren song that is so irresistible to these people?
Where they're just like, I could keep playing poker and being a normal person, or I could start, like, I don't know, either be a sort of Nazi or a full blown Nazi.
And there's like, ah, Nazi.
Yeah.
It seems like being right wing, it seems like it's a lot easier to grift for those guys.
Absolutely.
It's another form of gambling.
I say, yeah, because Democrats have a lot of causes.
I can't fucking talk today.
They.
Causes come and go with Democrats, but Republicans stay kind of pretty steady on the, you know, we hate brown people thing.
We love guns.
We hate brown people.
We hate gay people.
Right.
Yep.
That's pretty much it.
And oh my God, I just saw, I was just looking through Twitter and I found this picture.
Chuck Schumer's doing like a town hall at a hospital or something.
And oh my God, he looks a million years old.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, Chuck ain't long for this world.
They're all pretty old, but I mean, at the very least.
Has he said if he's running for reelection or not yet?
I have not heard anything, but I don't know when he's due either.
I mean, that's the thing with senators you get to have a nice 10,000, you just get to be senator forever.
Yeah.
So long.
I don't like Dick Durbin.
Run for senator.
Yeah.
Dick Durbin announced he's not running for reelection, which, like, I always like Dick Durbin, but I'm glad he's leaving because we need somebody who doesn't remember the Crimean War in the Senate.
Yeah.
Well, everyone, we'll less talk about, I don't know, sports and plans for future podcasts and other weird spitballing that we're doing.
I'm just going to call it.
We're done.
We're done.
We had a great podcast, one of the best podcasts ever.
Many people are saying it.
Big, strong men with tears in their eyes are telling me about it.
Wes Moore came up to me and told me it was the best podcast he's ever heard.
He really did.
He really did.
And here's a clip from Fox News where me and Wes Moore are talking.
And absolutely, that's what he's saying to me.
You can totally see that.
So, anyhow, you give us a five star review.
If you're still listening, you're obviously insane.
So, you have to give us a five star review.
And also, if you're doing this, patreon.comslash poker politics.
Hook us up.
Give me money.
Give me money, you scum.
That's how I treat my audience with blatant disrespect because I know you're not here.
Thanks to Frosty and DJ Minimal Effort for the bumps and all that good stuff.
And have a good night, everybody.
And don't ever forget that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone in the assassination of President Kennedy.
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