Adventures in HellwQrld Present: Right Wing Art + QAnon Card Game!
This week Mike and Haley talk about right wing art and how it's terrible. We review Ye's awful new song and it's pathetic attempt to shock and offend people. Then we get into a QAnon based card game Haley found and she quizzes Mike on who the villains of the game are. Help Mike out with his car that got hit by a hit and run driver and the insurance ain't paying enough to cover the loss. https://gofund.me/cf11bd87 Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Transcription by CastingWords
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The Adventures in Hellworld podcast talks in-depth about QAnon.
While it's meant to be comedic informative, sometimes we have to get into things like child abuse and violence against people.
Listener discretion advised.
Hello, everybody!
I am Mike Grains, a.k.a.
Poker and Politics, and welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
This week I am joined only by Chaley, a.k.a.
Haley, a.k.a.
Arizona Rightwatch.
Hello, everybody.
Everybody abandoned us this week because me and Mike are stinky.
That's really it.
I'm just a big smelly boy and people can't be in the same room with me.
So they were like, get bent.
But Chaley, people don't know this about her, but she's actually just covered in peppermint, so she can't actually smell bad smells.
So she's the only person who can tolerate me.
If you didn't know this, I worked as security at a hospital, so I know this is a thing.
They stash a container of peppermint, and if there's a smelly patient, they break open the peppermint and rub it under their noses, and that prevents the smelly patient's smell from poisoning them.
And then they can treat the patient with the peppermint, like, counteracting the stink.
You joke that I always smell like peppermint, but I actually do, like, have a million diffusers in my house going off with a peppermint smell because it's all nice.
So I do.
I am the wafting in peppermint kind of always.
That's awesome.
That's incredible.
What a bit.
What a bit.
Quick off the top, you've probably seen it on my Twitter feed, and I'm probably going to whine about it for a while, but life decided to kick me in the throat.
A lunatic hit a car, and then after hitting that car, the lunatic then hit two more cars.
One of which was the one that my girlfriend uses that's in my name.
And that car got annihilated.
And the insurance company was like, guess what?
We're not going to give you the full value or what you're paying in financing because your credit's bad.
Welcome to capitalism, dickhead.
And so, yeah, I just, thanks to a random act of, like, car violence, I'm two grand in the hole.
So that was fucking awesome.
The GoFundMe is up on my pinned tweet.
I'll probably add it to the show notes, which I'm incredibly lazy about posting anything in, but now this is kind of a thing that fucking really hurts, so I'll probably remember to do it here.
But yeah, that, if you want to throw money into the patreon.com slash pokerpolitics, we appreciate that too.
This just...
You can, if you go to the GoFundMe, you can see the damage to the car and you can see the lunatic who did all that damage trying to drive away on like two bent rims with no rubber on, no tires.
Just trying to drive away on like two rims.
Just madness.
The video is hilarious because he would get away quicker if he literally just got out of his car and even just walked.
A casual stroll.
A casual stroll would be faster than the speed at which that man would be moving in the car.
Because the car was not moving.
Because he had totally fucked it by smashing into three other cars.
It's right when you're playing GTA and you smash that first wheel and you're kind of spinning.
And then once you smash that second wheel in, it's just, you know you have to abandon the car.
And this guy didn't abandon the car.
He decided, I'm going to try to flee.
I'm going to try to flee my annihilated car.
There's no way they can put two and two together and catch me.
This is GTA.
If I make it to a paint station, new coat of paint on my car that's going to have two bent rims and no rubber on the tires, that's going to be no problem.
So yeah, so all that happened.
It sucked.
I do hate shaking my ass on the internet for money, but this is...
Yeah, I'll post feed.
I'll 100% post feed.
This is not a problem.
So yeah.
Yeah, so all that sucked.
But anyways, enough of my belly aching.
I've been waiting about almost like a year for this moment because I wanted to bring this up to Chaley because she is the internet's foremost expert on the new norm.
Unfortunately.
The old norm.
And The New Norm is one of my favorite things because this week's episode is going to be about right-wing art and art in general and how the right-wing interacts with art.
And The New Norm is incredible because it's this right-wing art vaporware where they have never even made a full episode and yet the makers of it continue to post 30-second...
Like, snippets.
And they've actually made Norm part of the right-wing mythology, even though they've never done anything with him more than just, again, like a 30-second waka-waka little ad they've just, like, thrown out there.
It's a fake show.
It's like occasionally you'll see on, like, TikTok or, like, Instagram Reels or whatever, somebody that's clearly doing a fake podcast, like, they're doing, like, 30-second clip content.
As if they're doing a podcast or interacting with a chat.
And it's all fake.
They don't have a podcast.
They don't have a chat that they're talking to.
It's just content that is meant to get quick clicks.
And the new norm is similar in the sense that it's a fake show.
It doesn't have any actual episodes.
Even though Mike and I did a lot of digging.
Like an unnecessary amount of digging.
And there are...
There's synopsis for every episode that was supposed to be in this first season, but just nothing ever happened with that.
Right.
Like, they literally had a first season mapped out, and then they just said, making a season's worth of content would be way too much work when we can just lie and say that the new norm is a thing when it's not.
It's the same as the new norm.
Yeah.
I mean, and, but...
The thing that makes me laugh, and the other thing that's really funny, is that the later they've gone with the promotional materials for the new Norm and everything, the family has been sort of removed, and now Norm is just hanging out with Trump and Elon and other important right-wingers.
The whole all-in-the-family narrative that was supposed to be the basis for the new Norm is gone.
And now Norm is just some weird old man who's a jet-setting person hanging out with the president and Elon Musk and Marjorie Taylor Greene and other luminaries of the right.
He's owning AOC in Congress.
Right, yeah.
He's going before Congress and crushing AOC and owning libs like you read about.
And, I mean, this is just, it's so funny because it...
Because the show was supposed to be about the evil, non-binary dude having some sort of sway over Norm, and Norm having to defeat his evil wokeness.
And there was going to be interplay, and then they were just like, you know, we can't let the non-binary guy ever land a punch, because then our audience will get sad.
Nuts to that.
And so the whole family just went away.
And now the vaporware of the show is just, here's characters from the new Norm.
And now it's just Norm.
And he's hanging out with MBS.
And he's getting the bone saw that killed Khashoggi with it.
It's hilarious.
And the laugh track says you should laugh.
Also, I feel like the new norm was just so outdated at this point.
It's like the main villains that were controlling the villainous activity of the non-binary character was like...
I don't even remember.
It was like Rachel Levine and the bald non-binary person that worked for the...
The Department of Energy kleptomaniac non-binary person who they all jumped on because they stole a purse from a fucking airport or whatever.
And also that military general who I don't think was anybody important but they appeared in that photo in that puppy mask and it was like these were the people that were puppeting the government just like Two people you've kind of vaguely heard of briefly because of a scandal, and then Rachel Levine.
Yes.
Yeah.
But, you know, I don't know if I can call it art, but I guess he is technically an artist who previously made what would be considered art.
I'm sure he's won Grammys.
We should talk about Kanye West a bit.
Oh, we're going to get to him in a minute.
I haven't hit you with my Norm take yet.
Oh, that's right.
What's happening?
Okay, go.
So, Norm's sidekick, Norm's buddy who is on Norm's side, because the original idea of the show was...
Norm, who's like 90, but for some reason has a wife in her 30s or whatever, and a teenage daughter.
The ages in the new Norm are very confusing, but the wife was supposed to be tolerant of the left.
The daughter is woke aspirant.
The daughter likes wokeness and thinks that Norm is a fuddy-duddy.
And then when the non-binary character shows up, She just gushes over him because he is all she aspires to.
So Norm is beset by his daughter being woke adjacent, the non-binary character who's pure wokeness, and his wife who is just, Norm, why can't you just let the gay people live and let live?
So who does Norm have on his side?
And the answer to that question is Norm has his boss.
And in order to make his boss kind of edgy for the new Norm's audience, Norm's boss is a black guy.
So, oh man, holy smokes.
So we're doing the black conservative thing.
Now, what makes this even more silly is that the makers of this show were saying to themselves, we're going to put a black character on camera and we don't want our audience to hiss like a cat.
The moment they see them.
How do we convey to the audience that the Black character is cool?
And the answer to that is we adorn him in Washington football team's old logo on his t-shirt and on his hat.
So he is just dripping in the Washington racism's logos to let the audience know, oh, this guy's on our team.
It's his whole identity.
His whole identity is that he is one of these diehard Washington fans who won't acquiesce to the new name because the name that they went by for a million years is the name that they like.
And it's so silly.
And the reason why this is so funny to me is that I basically got to watch this happen in real time this season because, for those of you who don't follow the sports ball, the Washington Commanders were expected to be somewhere between bad and mediocre this season.
They were...
Literally, people were like, if...
Everything breaks right.
If they catch every break imaginable, they might make the playoffs and then get their asses paddled immediately in the first round of the playoffs.
That is the ceiling for the Washington Commanders.
And what actually happened was the Washington Commanders had a great regular season, won two playoff games, so they made it to the semifinals of the NFL.
There's only four teams that make it that far.
That's really good.
And when you're a team that was expected to be bad to maybe barely in the playoffs, having a deep playoff run is crazy.
And let me tell you, following the Washington Commander subreddit, all that talk about the Washington racisms and their old name and all that stuff just kind of melted away because it's weird.
When your team's winning and they're successful, you stop worrying about things like what their name is.
You're just like, my team is good now.
And on top of just the whole fact that the team overachieved and they did really good, they now have a quarterback.
They drafted their quarterback.
And as a result, they drafted Jayden Daniels.
And he is the man.
Like, he just comes out of college, and very rarely do rookies dominate as much as he did, but he really did.
And he kicks all kinds of ass.
So now, if you're a Washington fan, you have so much hope for the future, because this kid should just remain good.
And as long as he doesn't get hurt, Washington will remain good.
So it's all these people that were clinging to the old logo and the old name.
And claiming they were doing it because that's back when we were winning titles.
That's back when we were good.
Well, guess what?
You're good now.
You're good now so you don't have to wear the old racist logo or use the old racist name.
So Norm's boss really has no reason to stick with...
Norm's boss would just literally be wearing the swirly W, the W of all the outline numbers.
Because guess what?
The commanders are great.
And the other thing is, and Lord knows that the right-wingers would never be like, identity politics, ma-ma-ma.
But guess what?
I would think that Norm's black boss character...
We'd probably be pretty happy that the black quarterback's now kicking ass for the Washington Commanders.
Be like kind of a big thing where it's like, oh boy, finally Washington has a successful black quarterback.
RG3 tried for a minute, didn't work, and now RG3's trying to be a right-wing grifter.
But yeah, so I just think it's really funny that if they ever did...
Bring back, like, the family and Norm's buddy and all that.
That that guy would, obviously, for the sake of the show, still be wearing the old logo and everything.
And it's just, like, buddy, you lost that battle.
You lost that battle real hard this year.
Like, nobody, I mean, only the cranks who pay for their blue checks on Twitter are still banging their clogs and going, there's still the Washington slurs to me!
And it's like...
Shut up, Grandpa!
No one cares!
Everyone...
You know what?
For the longest time, everyone thought the name Commander sucked.
Commander sounds great to me now, because guess what?
They could win the Super Bowl!
And winning cures all that ails you.
So, yeah.
It's just very funny to me that everything about that show got so aggressively outdated almost immediately after they started making it.
And if they ever make it now, just seeing Norm's boss friend running around with all the old logos is going to look just like so hacky.
Just, dude, put a fucking MAGA hat on him.
It's not that hard.
Just put the red hat on him and everyone knows what's going on.
It's easy.
It's no muss, no fuss.
I liked in the new Norm how they clearly...
Well, I don't want to say clearly that...
assumption that they ripped off a bunch of the art because the art styles for all the characters is drastically different when you But, yeah.
Listeners, you don't have to watch The New Norm because there's really nothing to watch.
But you can just keep coming back because we'll give you all that.
Yeah.
All your, like, we, uh, It's going to be so financially lucrative and successful for us to be the knowledge fight of The New Norm because there's just nothing there.
It's not like Alex Jones in his 30-year career of right-wing bullshit.
Like, every three months, we're going to be like, here's your new Norm update.
It's going to be like 10 minutes, then we're going to move on, and people are like, oh, this is great!
I always wanted some people to knock the new Norm down a peg or two.
Thank God they're doing it for us.
Yeah.
Well, anyway.
Yeah, anyways, let's talk about Yee's just banger of a new song.
Yeah.
You've listened to it, right?
Well, um...
You know, I watch a lot of, like, right-winger, just, like, content constantly, and they have been watching it non-stop, including Russell Brand, who basically was, like, in support of it, and was like, he's so cool because he can't be cancelled, and people would love to see him cancelled because he fights against their narrative, and it's like, well, what do you mean by that?
Sharing the Hitler video, Mr. Brand.
So, yeah, unfortunately, I have seen it, like, Multiple times at this point.
And it's awful.
I also listened to...
I heard...
I didn't hear Cousins, which is the one that is apparently about him molesting a cousin.
I heard World War II?
No, III.
World War III.
Which is similarly anti-Semitic.
It's...
yeah.
So what did you think of everything?
I did not listen to any of the other songs.
This is what led to my tweet about how Rumble's front page is all bullshit because they're talking about how there are planned riots and massive protests over Derek Chauvin getting a pardon from Trump.
Like, Tim Pool is just lying to his audience about that, because any pardon Chauvin would get would be symbolic, because he would still be in prison for his convictions to state crimes.
And the best part about that is, is I've literally had two people, like, freak out on me and be like, but if they did this, and then this, and then this, and I'm like, why are you playing into Tim Pool, like, fucking trying to bait you into getting upset about this?
Yeah.
Why would, like, just...
Guess what?
If they hit the triple bank shot and somehow got him out of prison, worry about it then.
Because right now, Tim Walls is not about to pardon Derek Chauvin.
That's the only way he can get out of prison.
Like, what if the Supreme Court, yeah, let that happen.
I'll worry about the Supreme Court somehow removing double jeopardy.
And then, even though you got convicted on the first trial, which was a state trial, the federal pardon received that.
When the legal Calvin Ball happens to spring Chauvin, let's worry about it then.
Let's not worry right now.
Just put your head up.
Let your head hit the pillow and not worry, because Derek Chauvin's going to spend another night in prison.
I promise you that.
But I go to Rumble, I see this bullshit, and I'm like, okay, now I'll find the video, because all the right-wingers are like, all the major platforms are not letting Ye speak his truth.
So I'm like, okay, let me go.
And everything about this, the video and the song, both suck.
It is incredibly lazy.
The thing about this is that there is no effort put into this.
I'm so old.
I remember when Marilyn Manson was out here fucking trying to upset and trigger people.
And that dude put in the work to offend you and upset you.
And the Christians all hot and bothered and upset about things.
This song is literally just ye whining that Kim Kardashian took his kids away from him and that he can't see them.
And literally the main thing he's whining about is, yo, I'm rich and successful and I still can't see my kids.
This is fucking horse shit.
Basically, he is whining that he is supposed to be afforded a special status because he's rich and successful, and that that should make it such that he's allowed to be with his kids, even though he is very obviously fucked up and insane and should not be allowed to be near his kids.
Yeah, literally proving why he shouldn't be around his kids.
Yes.
I would definitely not.
Kim has made the right decision.
I actually, rare moment of me feeling bad for her because it is clearly kind of, it is clearly like an emotionally and mentally abusive relationship even after they've broken up.
Right.
Yeah, he ain't letting shit go.
It's very obvious about that.
And that's literally because the first thing that hit was when I got to the video and I hit play.
The song was only two minutes and 30 seconds long.
And I'm like, well, that's short for the song.
Most songs are somewhere around three and a half minutes.
So Ye didn't even have it in him to give us a full song.
Ye was just sort of like, eh, I'm going to give you a half a song.
I'm not really feeling up to, you know, like working and actually putting in effort to...
To make a song.
And so that happens.
And then the first part of the song is just, it's literally just him whining about not being able to see his kids, about being censored, about how unfair everyone is to him.
And basically the whole thing is this massive retcon where he's just like, Well, everyone doesn't like me and everyone's being mean to me, so now I'm going to become a Nazi to show you up.
It's the oldest, lamest bullshit excuse people pull in this situation.
We're like, you made me do this.
You made me become a Nazi.
It's like, no, no, no, we didn't.
Nobody made you become a Nazi.
And you were already a Nazi before you started doing this shit.
This isn't new.
We've heard about this shit for years that you've been pulling this crap.
So don't act like this is some fresh reveal where you're like, oh, guess what, guys?
I'm a Nazi now!
Didn't see that coming, did you?
No, we did.
Because it's you.
It's what you've been doing for forever.
Apparently he's going on tour and will be doing the full Hitler performance.
Which, I'm very curious which venues will be holding that, and I hope that those concerts get protested as if it's a Nazi concert, because it is.
The lyrics for World War III are similarly wild.
He says, like, they tell me that I'm a bully, I'm anti-Semitic, they say I'm...
Acting like Hitler, but how am I acting like Hitler when I'm a fucking N-word?
And then he says, they told me get off Twitter.
I voted for Trump, not Biden.
Then he starts alluding to the Epstein Islands and talking about pissing on the Grammys.
And then he says he rocks swastikas and reads two chapters of Mein Kampf before going to bed.
It's just like, okay, man.
It's like old shitty sex pistols.
We're going to wear an actual Nazi uniform or a swastika on our shirt because we're being edgy.
It's very played out and it's also incredibly whack.
It's whack.
It's whack.
Anybody bumping Kanye now, too?
I feel like, too, it's like you're going to go to a Kanye concert and it's going to be a bunch of, like, Nick Fuentes fuckboy white guys who are just excited to say the N-word loudly at a concert with other guys saying the N-word.
Like, it's going to be a pretty snowy concert, I feel like.
Oh, yeah.
Kanye is going to trade all of his old fans for a bunch of tiny white Nazis.
And that's going to be, that's his, that's his audience now.
And I mean, I don't feel like he's going to be playing a lot of my Dark Twisted Fantasy on these tours now, because his audience doesn't care about his old shit.
They only care about the fucking Nazi shit.
That's what they're there for now.
Um, uh, yeah.
Uh, it, Yeah.
I feel like it broke my brain hearing it, like right-wingers react to it and say that it's...
They're pretending it's good.
I do think the discourse amongst actual Nazis is kind of funny about it because there are some that are into it and then there are others that are like, well, this isn't who should be...
Praising Hitler, this isn't what we wanted.
We've got people who are like, guys, guys, this guy's not in the club.
This guy's not allowed to be doing this.
What do you want about me?
Oh my god.
But the other thing I wanted to bring up was, again, two and a half minutes long, so incredibly lazy because we're not putting in any time.
But the sickest part about that two minutes and 30 seconds is that he pads the runtime at the end.
So, like, the first, I don't know, minute is just, Kim took my kids and this is bullshit!
And then, like, for a lot of the song after that, it's just him repeating Heil Hitler over and over again with the N-word thrown in.
And there's, like, really no song at that point.
It's just...
Just him saying that over and over and over again.
And then they throw in a little more.
And then the last 30 seconds is just a speech by Hitler.
At the end, he just brings in Hitler for the collab.
Hitler dropped some bars on us.
And then the song ends.
So it's really two minutes of a song that then finishes with just a clip of a Hitler speech.
It's the most effort-free bullshit I've ever seen.
It is the laziest thing I could imagine.
I also saw some of the Nazis that were like, this isn't cool.
This isn't who it was meant for, Hitler.
Getting upset about the speech used because they were like, it's the first speech when you enter it into Google.
He didn't even try.
Yeah, and the thing about the speech is it's one of the Hitler Yelly speeches.
It's one of the speeches where Hitler's really just going for it.
And the thing about the Nazis and the people that try to pull shit, because, I mean, Shaley's definitely deeper down this rabbit hole than I am, but I've dealt with my share of Hitler apologists.
And a lot of them...
I really enjoy the speeches where Hitler's in front of the Reichstag or whatever was left of the German government at the time.
Because in those speeches, you can try to make the case for Hitler not being a nut.
Because, again, you can't understand what he's saying because it's in German.
But in those Reichstag speeches, Hitler has like a much more quiet, much more politician tone to him.
And he's just sort of like, Deutschland, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, the freedom, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, England, blah, blah, blah.
And that's the kind of shit that you see these assholes pushing online, where they're like, in the middle of 1940, Hitler tried for peace, but France and Britain wouldn't let him because the Jews made him fight.
And it's like...
And then they play the clip from Hitler being like, I yearn for peace with England.
It would be so lovely if our two nations could put aside all these problems and figure out how to liquidate the Jews.
Oh, wait, that part of the speech should be not put in there because that kind of gives away the game about what Hitler was about.
There's this aggressive effort to portray the West as the warmongers and not our Poi Bori Hitler.
So when Yee has the last 30 seconds of the song, Hitler being like, and they're starting, and they're leaving, and they're leaving!
It's like...
It's like, yee, yee, yee.
We don't like Hitler when he's got his heart rate.
We don't like Hitler when his blood pressure's up.
We want calm, sedate, tranquil Hitler.
Statesman Hitler.
Don't give us fury, lunatic, death-to-the-world Hitler.
That's not what we want from our tiny-mustached little boy.
That's not the look we're trying to present to the public here.
We can't sell that Hitler to anybody.
Alright.
Question.
Listeners, we're going to play a little bit of a game at the end of this because I actually got my hands on a little bit of MAGA art.
And we're going to do that in a minute.
But I have one question for you, Mike.
You know, like the White House Twitter account is obsessed with posting AI art and art.
I don't...
AI content that they call art.
And a lot of fascists seem to be really into AI.
Why do you think that is?
Why do you think that is?
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I think it's because of the fact that they think they can manipulate AI into giving them the answers they want if they break the AI bots.
I mean, that's literally what's happening right now with Elon and the white genocide in South Africa.
Again, I've seen, we were in our group chat talking about it, and not everyone's getting the same results, but there are people posting screenshots of, hey, Grok!
What should I have for breakfast this morning?
And Grok's just like, you should not have white genocide for breakfast this morning.
That is bad.
What is bad is the white genocide in South Africa that it backed your breakfast.
And people are like, whoa, whoa, whoa, Grok!
Grok, calm down about the white genocide!
And you just, like, in the background see, like, Elon, like, holding his belt over his head and Grok, like, cowering.
No!
No, Master, no!
I'll talk about the white genocide more!
Don't hit me!
Yeah, it's like you see a guy asking, like, at Grok, what is this?
And it's a lady with big titties.
And it's like, Kill the Bower is a song about white genocide.
And it's like, what's happening?
Talk to me on Twitter today.
Hey, Grok, are these big natties?
The natural genocide of the white people of South Africa.
No, no, Grok, I'm talking about titties.
Come on, let's talk titties, Grok.
And Grok's like, no titties, only white genocide.
Yeah.
I think you're right, though, in the sense that it shows them what they want, because a pretty big component of fascism is just idealizing a false past, and it allows them to create art that does exactly what they do.
It's idealizing this fake past that they make up.
And then also it allows them to make art that...
Essentially creates the false reality that they're currently living in.
We talked about it when it was happening, but it was just like when they were talking about Haitians eating cats and dogs, and there was so much AI slop happening at that time that was essentially representing exactly that, an entirely fake story, and the only way you can really achieve content.
Yeah, I mean, if the presidential election was being held today, basically, all the questions Grok would be getting is, is Imani Khalifa a man?
And Grok would be saying yes.
They would just be...
The goal is to break reality.
This is what that Rumble page, going to find the Hail Hitler video, led me to Rumble's front page.
And it is just this thing where you just have a different reality.
You just have an alternate world these people are living in, where...
They think that Trump is going to pardon Derek Chauvin and that we, the liberals, are pissing our pants at the spectacle of that happening and also planning on a new summer of rage where we burn Minneapolis to the ground again when that pardon happens.
If you are on normal non-Nazi sections of Twitter, you would not see any news about that.
If you go to CNN or anywhere, you're not going to see any news about that.
Reality is basically, can the Celtics win Game 5 after losing Jason Tatum?
Or will the Oilers win the Stanley Cup after last year's heartbreak?
No one's talking about this shit, but these people have created this...
Alternate reality where all that matters is identity politics.
All that matters is today's bullshit grievance that right-wingers have with the world around them.
And it's just so aggravating.
It's just like, God, fuck you.
Man, it is just horrible.
So that's where we are right now.
We're just two groups of people talking at each other and refusing to acknowledge reality.
Because the right has created a new reality.
And it's what this war against the AI bots is all about.
It's just this desperate effort to...
They love the fucking going to chat GPT and be like, chat GPT, yes or no, could the Holocaust have been faked?
And they just keep fighting to get a yes answer, and they'll ask that question 20 times until the chatbot says yes, and then they'll post a screenshot and be like, boom, proof, Holocaust fake.
Told you.
Fucking told you.
Yeah.
I kind of got...
I was kind of getting yelled at by a lot of people two weeks ago because there was a pretty prominent conspiracy about a local Arizona militia guy being a ICE...
It was a viral video of an ICE guy, an immigration officer, busting some windows open of someone's car to detain them.
And it doesn't even look like him, but a...
Bunch of big accounts from like the Midas Touch kind of sphere.
Like that real Jack Smith or whatever the fuck he calls himself.
I might be getting that name wrong.
But was like falsely claiming that this militia guy from Arizona was this ICE agent.
And like I know that militia.
I know that guy.
Like I've seen that guy in person.
And I know where he is at the moment.
I'm like, well, that's not even possible.
And I got yelled at by quite a lot of people, and I noticed that a lot of people yelling at me, their proof was that they were actually using AI.
Some were using Grok, and some were using faulty facial recognition.
And I've personally seen Grok misidentify right-wingers.
Two completely different guys before.
So yeah, it's very unreliable and it's definitely not reliable as far as identifying fascists because why would it be?
It's currently feeding white genocide conspiracies at people asking for pudding recipes.
It's not actually useful in identifying fascists because it's kind of like a tool of...
But anyways.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Anyways, any other art topics you want to touch on this week?
The other thing I was going to bring up about that is it's really funny that...
The right is now becoming the shock rock, the upset, trigger the libs kind of thing.
As I mentioned before, Marilyn Manson and basically all the shock rockers of the yesteryear were all the, I'm an atheist.
Your God isn't real.
Fuck you, dumb Christians.
What are you going to do about it?
I don't care.
I'm not afraid of hell.
It doesn't exist.
And I remember the right-wingers getting all upset about piss Christ and all that kind of stuff back in the day.
And now we've done a complete 180 on it, and now it's right-wingers who are desperate to try to be edgy and offensive and saying stuff.
But instead, like, ye would probably shout Christ is king because they have this very fake Christianity.
That is just, like, the cover for their anti-Semitism.
It's just, like, I love Jesus, and by the way, also, we should, like, murder all the Jews, because that's what Christianity is about.
Yeah.
And then you have, like, the McLaughlin guy, I can't remember his name, the people who just, like, paint those, like, Trump slop paintings, where it's, like, Trump being handed the Constitution by Jesus.
Or, like, Obama stepping onto the Constitution or burning it or whatever.
Just these unbelievably ham-handed, hacky bits of art where it's just, our guy is the good guy and their guy is the bad guy because all art should be unchallenging and easy to understand for morons.
Yeah, and also not made by anybody, like, cool.
Who usually is who makes art, which is why so often I feel like right-wing art sucks.
It's funny, too, because, you know, I sometimes get a little behind-the-scenes information about certain campaigns or whatever here, because I am involved locally.
And I, when Carrie Lake was running last time, there was like a photographer on her team that they had a falling out.
And she did have trouble, like, I think finding a good photographer after that.
And the photographer that abandoned her team literally...
I can 100% believe that.
Yeah, I mean, it's really hard to be artistic.
And creative.
And to have all these kinds of beliefs and thoughts about the world.
And then you have to, like, shoehorn them into this very rigid ideology in order to make them, like, palatable to conservatives.
Conservatives really don't want you to hit them with, like, challenging art.
Now, I'm not saying that all liberal art is beautiful and blah, blah, blah.
I'm just saying that...
People, right-wing art is generally not defined by shades of grey.
You, in the right, you have good guys and you have bad guys and that's it.
And this is why it's very, right-wing memes are very weird because so many times they envision themselves as the villains.
And, like...
Right-wingers are always Thanos.
Right-wingers are always Negan.
Right-wingers are always bad people.
I saw, and I know why the people made this video they did, but it was, did you ever see the movie Casino?
No.
Okay, so basically Casino is Goodfellas, but in Vegas, instead of like in, I assume New York area for Goodfellas, and if I'm wrong, whatever.
But...
Basically, you've got De Niro playing the mob boss, and you have Joe Pesci playing the heavy.
And there's a big scene towards the end of the movie where Pesci and De Niro meet in the desert, and De Niro's character's Jewish.
So Pesci's character like slips in Jew as an insult a couple times before telling De Niro to go fuck himself and that he's out of here.
And all these idiots online are posting like, oh yeah, this is what just happened in the Middle East.
And they have Trump as the Pesci character and Netanyahu as the De Niro character.
And again, just because Pesci says Jew is a slur.
And then, if you actually watch the movie, like, a little while after that scene, Pesci's character is brutally murdered by the mob, and De Niro's character just goes back to working for the mob, no muss, no fuss.
And it's just...
Have you ever followed...
Have you ever finished...
The fucking movie.
Have you ever actually watched anything?
You fucking morons.
Because the outcome of that conversation does not go the way you think it did if you think that Trump is Pesci and you think Netanyahu is De Niro.
Because, I hate the spoiler alert, the Pesci character dies.
Dies in a horrible, brutal beating.
It's like, oh god.
But it's just that.
It's just this thing where they Just see the cool guy, whoever that is, and then they just run with it.
I remember literally the White House, when they posted their fucking AI of Trump as a Star Wars character, he had a red lightsaber and so did Elon.
And every Star Wars nerd was like, idiots, you fucking morons, let me tell you something about what a red lightsaber means.
It's just, like, these people are so stupid.
And, I mean, it's just, like, yeah, why are you portraying yourselves as the bad guys?
Do you know anything about the fucking context of the media that you're consuming?
And probably not.
And I think a lot of them are probably like, yeah, we're Sith, yeah, we're the bad guys.
What of it?
What, what?
Boom, team bad guys.
Yeah, it's like guys who, like, Christian Bale's character in What's the movie?
American Psycho?
Yeah, American Psycho.
I think they're fully aware that they are leaning into the bad guy, but then sometimes I think people who idolize the Wolf of Wall Street, Leonardo DiCaprio character, are confused.
I find it funny, too, when they, like...
Like, even Elon has been like, oh, rage against the machine, more like rage for the machine, because they never got the music to begin with, apparently.
Like, you can say it's corporate rock all you want, but it is, like, ultimately the lyrics are, like, anti-war.
Like, you know, they have messages, and it's definitely, like, very funny that right-wingers were, like, shocked by their ideology.
As of recent years.
But yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I do kind of laugh at Rage in the sense that they did sign the big contract and they did get a big record deal, so it's really hard to fight the machine when you are, in that sense, part of the machine.
But at the same time, get that bread, fucking make that money.
They never shied away from what they were.
And the fact that people didn't get that is hilarious because they've always been...
I mean, they've always been just sort of angry left more than anything.
I mean, I will...
I'm not a big fan of Four for Gore or The Son of a Drug Lord, none of the above.
W sucked, and Al Gore would have been okay.
Just a tad better than our boy.
But old rage was going for Nader.
So, yeah.
And that's the thing.
I mean, did these people sleep through 2020 when even rage was like, yo, guys, you need to vote for Biden?
Yeah, even us.
Even us, Rage Against the Machine.
We're telling you right now, Trump's really fucking bad.
And COVID's killing millions of us.
So vote for the old white guy.
Come on.
Not the orange guy, the white guy.
Let's do this.
Yeah, and that's what Elon and company mean when they're like, oh, what do you mean, rage for the machine?
They mean they're anti-Trump.
Right, exactly.
They're not analyzing it from like, well, actually, these rock stars are signing the corporate contract.
They mean it like they're anti-Trump.
Yes.
Yeah, oh, 100%.
You want to play a game?
Do I ever?
Do I ever?
All right, listeners, here's some background.
So the last two weeks I was actually on the road while recording, and on this road trip I ran into a Trump store, which exists in multiple parts of Arizona.
This one was...
in tomb near tombstone which is many of you have made have heard of from the movie tombstone um um There was a Trump store there, and I walked around and tried to find the weirdest thing I could possibly find, and I did find a shirt and a flag that said, Daddy's home, and it was Trump in an all-pink suit.
In a pink Cadillac, like, giving a thumbs up.
And they actually had that flag waving from the outside of their establishment.
But I did not get the flag.
Instead, I found what seemed to be...
They must know this couple, because it's not the couple that owns the Trump store.
I looked into it.
But it is an Arizona couple that made a very QAnon-heavy card game.
Included with art that they brag about on their website.
There's apparently multiple games within this game, but we're not going to play the game.
We're going to go through all the cards.
Not all of them, but we're going to go through some of the cards.
And then we're going to go through these puns that they use for real people.
And it's nearly indecipherable.
I can't believe they expect people To play this game, it took me a long time to decipher who all these people were, and Mike said he didn't get them all, so we'll go through that.
But, first of all, I want to just go through...
I don't know, what do you...
Did you read the rules?
Do you understand this game?
I think I have the general gist of it.
I mean, that is one of the big problems with games like this, is that...
They're not really kind of well thought out.
And basically, from what I can tell, it's kind of like a trick game where you're just trying to score points and whoever...
And it literally says on the rules that the players can agree to play any number of rounds.
And so I think that's a bad sign for your game when you don't have a thought-out win condition where most games are just sort of like...
I mean, Monopoly's terrible, but Monopoly's like when everyone else goes broke, you win.
Or if you play Settlers of Catan, it's like first player to 10 points is the winner.
So, that should be how a game is set up.
You don't just say, whoever scores most points wins this round.
Play however many rounds you like, because what does that mean?
How do you resolve that?
When do I shuffle the deck?
What am I doing here?
Because if you play any trick-based game, like Hearts or Spades or Bridge or Rummy, Those games have a very much set-up thing where you know when play is concluded, and you can then score points, and then you start the next round.
So just telling people, Eb, fuck it, play until you're bored, is really not an optimal game set-up.
But basically you have like Patriot cards and Traitor cards and they interact with each other.
And if you get stuck with more Traitor cards than Patriot cards, like you get negative points.
And if you have more Patriot cards than Traitor cards, you get positive points.
So it's a very basic game.
It's like designed to be as just kind of easy peasy to play as possible.
The rules for this though are like...
The instructions are just two solid pages of solid block text that's just so convoluted.
I'm just like, I don't know what they want from me here.
They claim there's four games within this.
But yeah, I think Mike generally has the gist of it.
They just go out of their way to explain way too much.
And also, like, you're working to put the traitors in the Gitmo, I think, in one of the games.
So anyway.
Aren't we always working to put the traitors in Gitmo?
Literally.
Also, apparently they're working to try to red...
You know how it's like you will draw a random card in Monopoly and it'll be like, you know, go to the go.
Do not collect anything.
Just go straight to go or whatever the fuck it says.
Like, it's cards directing you to do stuff.
They have cards directing you to do stuff in this.
And so many of them are just like, you helped to red pill your friend.
Good job.
Add additional 12 points.
Like, I'm just gonna read some of these.
You watched Josh read Daily Dose and it made you realize how deep the swamp is.
You shared his sight.
Take five points.
You helped wake up the world by supporting the Dr. Charlie Ward show, and he thanks you.
Please add five points to your score.
You watched Patel Patriot's film series Devolved, and you shared...
Devolution, I watched that.
Yeah, and you shared each part as it came out.
Add five points.
Clay Clark's Reawaken America tour has opened your eyes.
You took two friends along, so add six points.
Like, it's just telling you to pill your friends.
You know?
It's not even a game.
It's a fucking scavenger hunt where they're ordering you to do things.
Yeah, there's so many more cards that are just like this.
Like, you shared some of Mel K's shows with sleeping friends and woke them up.
Give yourself five points.
It's just like, pill your friends, pill your friends, pill your friends.
And then, okay, so the Patriot cards?
There are 24 of them, and some of them are obvious, but I feel like, Mike, you have the inside picnic to some of these, so I'm just going to go through them.
Number one is John Durham.
Explain why.
Durham was one of the big heroes of QAnon.
Basically, he was a special counsel investigator.
Imagine the Mueller report, only way less impactful, obviously going to be way less effective, and yet QAnon was just obsessed with the idea that Durham was going to bring down the deep state, that this guy was going to crack this thing wide open.
Durham ended up prosecuting.
He ended up getting a plea deal.
One guy took a plea deal.
No jail time, nothing.
I remember news being like a year after the plea deal, the guy got his law license back and all this shit.
So it was just the absolute biggest slap on the wrist imaginable.
So we got one guy to plead out to no jail time.
And then he took two other people to trial and lost both trials.
It was really funny.
I forget why I did it, but I went digging through the history of Durham a few weeks ago and looking at Cash Patel and Brian Cates and all these people talking about how Durham was absolutely going to get a conviction and then Durham does not get a conviction.
It was so funny.
And then all the spin about how the non-convictions didn't matter because they got damaging testimony they'll be used when they indict Hillary.
It was just great.
So yeah.
Durham was the big hero until he was a big zero, as is standard for QAnon.
All right, next we have Sidney Powell, who probably everybody knows, but...
Kraken Lady.
Kraken Lady, totally insane.
Referenced Frazzledrip.
That's how fucked she is.
She had kooky outfits when she was representing Trump.
Okay, this is how I know that a lot of these people are Arizona.
Pilled as fuck.
They're specifically pilled on Arizona conspiracies because a few of these people that appear in these cards are specifically from the Cyber Ninjas audit, which Q wasn't posting by that time, but Q people moved on to the Maricopa Cyber Ninjas audit as copium of they thought that it was going to reinstate.
Trump.
So there was a lot of Q people involved in the audit stuff for listeners who don't know.
But no, the next person is Bobby Pitten, who is like, a lot of you are like, who?
Who is that?
And the description for him says, Matthews conducted election fraud analysis.
And he was like a hanger-on audit guy, but I don't think he ever got actually hired.
He calls himself a quant.
But he's a phony, like all of them.
Up next is James Woods.
Da har vi en ny inninger på tråden her.
Hvem er det jeg snakker med?
Det er han, Morten.
Han, Morten.
Og hvem vil du gratulere i dag?
Jeg har lyst til å gratulere ekstra.
Ekstra har de blitt stukket av med seien i siste pristest.
Ikke overraskende, men jeg blir så rørt av.
Morten, du gratulerer en butikkskjede?
Ja, det er jo billigst.
Ok, jeg tenker vi gir oss der, ja.
Yeah, takk for gratulasjonen, Morten.
Og det stemmer.
Ekstra har vunnet den seneste pristesten på din side.
Just...
I love James Woods and all these people that are Hollywood because why would you support someone who was part of the baby-eating Satanists?
His description says, Hollywood outsider fighting the culture war with humor.
Oh yeah, that's exactly him.
Next is Mike Flynn, who we all know.
After Mike Flynn is Mickey Willis.
That would be the director of Plandemic.
Oh, God.
Okay, I don't know who this person is at all.
Attorney Tom Renz.
Oh, I've heard that name, but God, I mean, they're definitely nobody.
How do you spell that last name?
R-E-N-Z.
Tom Renz is known for Tom Renz America Walkabout.
American injector, and ask Dr. Drew.
Oh, God.
So he's part of the Dr. Drew red-pilling crew.
Okay, after that freak is Simone Gold, who is one of the American frontline doctors.
Yep.
Ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, yep.
All right, next is Brian Case.
Are you...
Familiar?
Oh, that's our boy, Draw and Strike.
I just talked about him.
Oh, okay, yeah.
Can I see his art?
I want to see the art on Brian Cates.
Yeah, that's our boy.
Oh, God, I love how doughy he is in that.
That dude got on the ivermectin.
He got some GLP-1.
He's lost a lot of weight.
He claims that he lost all his weight due to a paleo diet, but I don't believe his lies is my answer to all that.
I like Trump trying to talk about Ozempic the other day at a conference, and he was just calling it the fat drug, and he was talking about his fat friend who, like, this is his words, listeners.
I'm not being mean.
But he was like, oh, my fat friend says the fat drug doesn't work for him.
Yes.
But anyways, his description, Brian Cate says, Excellent infusigate journalism.
Okay.
Next up is Julian Assange, who everybody knows.
Then it's Jordan Sather.
Wow!
The Miracle Mineral Solution guy gets a fucking card.
Way to go, Sather.
It's so funny, too, because his description says, Destroying illusions from the secret space program to chlorine dioxide.
Yeah, that's the MSM.
I mean, it might exist.
I don't know if he got his original account back and all that kind of stuff.
But I just remember he made some post where he said that I've never been a part of any of the three-letter organizations.
And I replied to him and I said GNC is a three-letter organization.
Boom.
Got him.
Got him!
Got him!
Alright, next up is everybody's favorite pillow man, Mike Lindell.
His description says, risking his business and reputation for Americans.
That's so funny.
Then we got Lin Wood, who's another kooky-ass Trump attorney.
Also kind of tied to the audit in multiple ways.
He helped fund it.
And like previously it hired Doug Logan who was the lead cyber ninja.
This is a two inside picnic.
Next up we got Peggy Hall.
So I don't know who this is.
Peggy Hall?
And it says educating the public about their rights.
So it's super vague.
So Peggy Hall is you'll be shocked to find out that she has a podcast.
And what else is going on?
Peggy Hall is a well-known and respected voice coach who works with A-list actors around the world.
The healthy American Peggy Hall.
Oh, no.
Let's see.
Peggy Hall on YouTube is not her.
At least I don't think so.
This seems to have been a deeper cut than I expect.
Although...
The Healthy American is her Twitter feed is the Healthy American Peggy Hall at the helm of truth and freedom, breathing life back into liberty from sea to shining sea.
So, yeah.
Oh, what's really interesting about this is that she has no...
Her most recent post on Twitter was from January 16th.
She died.
It could have been.
I mean, who knows?
Yeah, I mean, she hasn't been keeping up with the grift.
The next person in this card deck is Lauren Witzke, who is a literal fucking Nazi.
This bitch is a white supremacist, so that's what they got in this game.
And her description says, pummeling the deep state narrative.
They mean by being a Nazi, apparently.
She has me blocked.
Next is Patrick Byrne, who...
He used to be the overstock CEO, and then he lost his fucking mind and got bamboozled by a Russian spy.
Yeah, he got honeypotted by a Russian spy, and then that broke him.
He just couldn't believe...
He broke his fucking brain.
He just couldn't believe that the hot chick wasn't into him, that she was actually just fucking a Russian spy who was banging him just to get information from him and steal his money, most likely.
He's kind of the lead organizer of the Maricopa Cyber Ninjas audit.
He was, like, the lead funder.
He hired a lot of the people that were involved in it.
He created an organization that kind of was just the main, like, architect of it.
So, yeah.
And it even says, his description says, investing in infrastructure needed to stop the steal.
I think he also, like, tried to Tried to get with Tracy Beans.
And Sidney Powell tried to fuck him, but he wasn't into it, and then he leaked all that information in some drama during the audit days, if anyone remembers that.
Anyways, next up is Marjorie Taylor Greene.
We all know this person.
Alright, random one.
Tom Fitton?
That's the guy who runs Judicial Watch.
Yeah, it's just like, why?
Yeah.
Dude, Jordan Sather got a fucking card.
There are no standards here.
All right, here's my favorite one in the entire deck.
I literally actually kind of got this for this.
Joven Hutton Pulitzer.
Oh, God.
All caps, the ballot expert.
This guy.
Is pure cyber ninjas audit.
He, listeners, you might have remembered that he was the guy looking for bamboo in the ballots to prove that they came from China, which is just a completely racist conspiracy theory.
He also, this isn't his real name, his name's like Jeffrey Pitslaff or something, and he previously was on this show that claimed to find hidden Treasures?
Like, he was a fake treasure hunter, and they falsified, like, finding some rare sword.
So he's been a grifter for literally decades, and got hired to handle all of our ballots here, so that's cool.
Another local praying medic!
Yay!
Praying medic!
Way to go!
You want to explain him a bit?
Praying medic is...
The best way I can describe him is he's a reverse Mr. Rogers.
He's like an evil asshole who poisons the minds of boomers instead of being a nice guy that tries to educate children.
He is...
He's really just...
I mean, just terrible.
The main thing that I learned about him from people that would talk about him, because I kind of got in...
Someone mentioned, God, these are such convoluted snippets of statements, but I promise I'll learn how to word better, even though this is like year five of the podcast for me.
But the point I'm trying to make is that praying medic...
Has, to me, anti-charisma.
He's incredibly quiet and dry and dull, but the people that were following him said that that's kind of what his audience wants.
His audience wants him to hold their hand as he explains to them what the Q drops mean and what Q's insights to our world mean.
And so he...
He perfected that kind of shtick where he was just like, hey, old people, it's praying medic here.
Q's got like six new drops today and we're going to go through them to try to find the comms.
He's, yeah, maybe he's like evil Bob Ross.
I mean, that's basically another way to describe him.
He's just a terrible person.
He sells a faith healing course on his website for like 120 bucks.
So if you want to learn how to touch somebody with your hands and make them healthy and not have them accuse you of sexual harassment, you can do that.
He has a ton of books too, right?
Oh, he's got a ton of books.
He writes so much shit.
He is a prolific author of crap.
God, that'd be the ultimate bonus content.
Reading a praying medic book.
Ooh, boy.
Ooh, we should do that.
Next up is Judy Mikovic.
Who was in Plandemic?
Yeah.
These people love Plandemic.
Okay, next up is Liz Crokin.
And the drawing for her is terrible.
Wow, what the fuck are we doing there?
I don't know.
They brag about the art on the cover of this game, which I don't think we named.
It's called Great Awakening Card Game.
There you go.
But they brag about the art.
It's like, oh, make sure to get the...
Collectible portraits of 24 brave patriots, and they look like shit.
This looks like shit.
Next up is Patel Patriot.
Yeah.
What's the devolution guy, right?
Devolution.
Devolution.
There's a card related to devolution.
There's actually multiple, but this one specifically says, President Trump made sure we would have...
Continuity of government before he left office in 2021.
It was a plan to take back our country.
It's called devolution.
You get seven points.
I don't know.
Devolution was massive QAnon cope for Trump losing the election.
It was basically Trump suspended the Constitution.
And he's secretly running everything from behind the scenes, and Biden and his administration were not actually really in power at any time.
Trump was still our shadow president for that entire period of time.
All right, and we got the last card, and I think this one is interesting.
It's Paul Ferber, and it describes him as digital soldier, author, and researcher.
So would you like to explain?
The Watkinses got snubbed in the Patriot deck.
But would you like to explain who Paul Ferber is?
So, basically, for the QAnon researchers that are out there, the kind of conventional story that we have, basically the Warren Commission of QAnon would be that...
Paul Ferber started Q. He was the original maker of the Q drops on 4chan, and he may have been writing some of them on 8chan, but at some ill-defined point on 8chan, Ron Watkins or someone associated with Ron Watkins took the Q account away from Paul Ferber and started posting as Q. And at that point...
Ferber just, I mean, it's really weird.
It's really weird to think how that could have happened and Ferber didn't make a bigger stink about it.
But my favorite thing was a few years later, someone started posting on the Chan boards going by the title Big Dick-Anon and Ferber tried aggressively to promote Big Dick-Anon.
And, like, Big Dickonon's big prediction was that the Three Gorges Dam, the giant dam in China, was going to blow up.
And this was going to just, like...
Fuck China's shit real bad and, like, ruin them.
And it was going to lead to all kinds of things where America was going to just eat their lunch.
And then the dam never exploded.
So Paul just kind of gave up on Big Dick and On.
To me, it was very obvious that Paul was writing under that pseudonym.
And it didn't carry the juice of Q. Let's just say that.
BDA did not get there.
Didn't work out.
So, poor Paul.
Yeah, he was...
I remember Q Origins had the big deep dive and he...
Origins is pretty convinced that Ron wasn't writing most of the drops and that it was probably somebody that Ron knew because there are a lot of photos.
From China in the Q-drops.
So it was probably someone who was on the West Coast of America and made frequent trips to China and stuff like that.
So, I mean, there's digging you can do.
There's research you can do into this stuff.
But the one thing I will finish on is that the 2022 Q-drops were 1,000% written by Ron Watkins.
No, by Jim, by Dad.
Pop Pop wrote the 2022 Q-Drops.
And we know that mostly because Jim was arguing with someone, and then during his argument with someone, a Q-Drop with the same session code popped up, and all the trolls on 8kun saw that, and they started crushing him, and then Q never posted again.
Like that moment of just rank humiliation where Jim got caught posting a draw.
He was just done skis.
He just tapped out so quickly.
And the thing is, is that Jim, buddy, these people will tolerate anything.
You didn't have to tap out.
You shouldn't have tapped out.
You should have kept fighting.
You should have just pushed forward and pushed through the bullshit.
It just kept grifting.
But Jim just had too thin a skin for that stuff.
I think my favorite...
The thing that happened was when he was posting those Q drops, someone mentioned that Q had always stated that they were part of a team.
Q had always referred to themselves as a they because they were part of this group.
And the third to last Q drop was...
A post that says, be aware of false prophets.
I am not a prophet.
You are not a prophet.
We are not prophets.
Focus on the mission.
And a lot of people freaked out because it was the first time Q had ever identified himself as an I. Whoa, it's like, I am he.
Yep.
But, alright Mike, I'm gonna need you to get the photo that I sent you of all the pun names so we can go through these.
And listeners, you're gonna wanna get your guessing hat on because holy fuck are some of these confusing.
I have all the cards posted to my Blue Sky if anybody cares to look at them because it's hilarious how bad the game is.
The font is different for basically every card, which is, some are almost unreadable.
Like, fucking windig-ass-looking fonts.
And there's so much good cards to look at in the, like...
Just, like, the cards that aren't traitor or patriot cards.
Like, you'll get a reference to Kash Patel's plot against the king in one of them.
You got one that references the dumbs, the deep underground military bases.
There's a Wano Savin card.
It's a great little insight into a QAnon game that I found for $10 at a road stop near Tombstone, Arizona.
But now we're going to go through these trader cards.
The first one is obvious.
It is Killer E. Hitlerman, a.k.a.
Hills are Cleavergreen.
I don't get the AKA at all, but...
I'm not...
No, I do believe that...
Yeah, it's her Secret Service name is Evergreen.
Oh, okay.
I believe that all the Clintons...
The Clintons got L names.
And so...
Yeah, Bill was Eagle.
Chelsea was Energy.
Hillary was Evergreen.
And the Gores got S-based names.
Al Gore was Sundance.
So for listeners, obviously, that was Hillary Clinton.
It also gives you an alleged, like, their crimes, what they're being accused of to go to Gitmo.
And hers says, murder, treason, crimes against humanity, traitor, election fraud.
Alright, next one is Willie C-Tag, like S-E-T-A-G, a.k.a.
Wiley Jabber.
Mike, you know this one?
I have to guess this is Bill Gates, because the crimes fit the pattern for Bill Gates, but it just, it's absolutely got him incoherent, so.
Yeah, so the Willie is Bill, because Bill is like, you know, William and Bill is kind of the same.
The C tag is Gates backwards.
This took me forever.
Now I see it.
Yeah.
And his alleged crimes are genocidal maniac.
Crimes against humanity, global predator, and treason.
Now, my real question there is, how do you commit treason against the world?
The point of treason is that you betray one nation for another.
But Bill Gates just wants to kill everybody, so I don't understand who he's committing treason against.
All right, the next one?
Yeah, go ahead.
It's Ann Phony Flucci, a.k.a.
Ouchie Fauci, alleged mass murderer treason.
Crimes against humanity.
Traitor.
Treason and traitor.
I like that Bill Gates wasn't a traitor.
I like that Bill Gates committed treason, but was not a traitor.
Reverse with Hillary.
Hillary was a traitor, but oh no, she murdered treason.
But yeah, that one's not a tough one.
Anthony Fauci, bing.
Got it.
Nailed it.
Jump shot.
Jump shot.
Got it.
The next one is very funny, too.
It's Lizzie McQueen, a.k.a.
Queenie Englishman.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I love the hand-holding.
I love the idea that they're just like, oh, God, our audience is so fucking stupid.
How can we explain this to them in a way that our dumb audience will get it?
She gets treason and crimes against humanity, but also illegitimate ruler.
Spoiler alert, the crown doesn't rule anything.
I just want to let you know.
Illegitimate, and by that I mean symbolic.
Alright, listeners, if you get the next one, if Mike gets the next one, you owe him $2,000.
Okay.
All CEO, that's one name.
It's like A-L-C-E-O.
Fizzarola, a.k.a.
Albert Butcher.
Yeah, I do not win.
I do not win.
This sounds like the CEO of Pfizer, which is what...
I mean, that was the gibberish translation I got from Al CEO Fariza was CEO Pfizer.
But again, because they know their audience doesn't know this guy's name.
They just have to sort of put up like the title of a bad person.
Yeah, it's just like, how do we make Pfizer CEO into a name?
Well, it's obviously Al CEO Fizzarola.
Yeah.
Oh, his crimes?
Mass murderer, treason, manipulator.
They got dumped.
Yes.
And crimes against humanity.
Okay, the next one is also easy.
We got Nasty.
Palowski, a.k.a.
Loudy Mouthski.
Oh, who said the right can't do comedy?
Oh my god.
They mean they're alleged.
It's like alleged, traitor, crimes against humanity, treason, election fraud.
I mean, this is fresh enough that they should have had something about her husband being gay and being like...
Cruising for dudes and everything.
Or, like, something about stocks, maybe?
Yep, something.
Anything.
Just something different.
I do like that she got traitor and treason.
Yeah.
Yep.
Is this Nancy Pelosi?
Oh, it's Nancy Pelosi.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
I didn't even know I had to guess that one.
I thought that was one of those putts you just pick up.
It's obvious I'm going to knock that in.
So, yeah.
Yeah, the next one's also obvious.
Addy Stiff, aka BS Shifty.
Alleged.
Treason slash liar.
This is how lying is a crime.
Hatemonger.
Legislator against the people.
I vote no on that bill.
Arrest that man.
You can't vote no on this bill.
It's illegal.
I like the idea that you can legislate, but you have to vote a certain way or it's a crime.
This is Adam Schiff.
One of my favorite things I remember was when he won election to the Senate, he...
Got sworn in, and all these people, like Brian Cates and all these people, were freaking out that he took the oath before January 4th.
And it was because he was serving out the remainder of the term of the really old lady who died in office and was very obviously on her way out when she died.
And it's like, guys, this is the election he was running for.
He's not trying to sneak into office to have senatorial immunity for his crimes.
The next one is very easy.
It's L.G. Brandon, a.k.a.
Traitor Joe.
Alleged.
Puppet.
Resident.
Treason.
Crimes against humanity.
Election fraud.
I just love that they so often go with one out of two of the traitor treason.
How can you be one and not commit the other?
I just don't understand it.
But mine is not the question.
Mine is merely just to go with it.
And by the way, Joe Biden.
Joe Byron.
Sleepy Joe.
Brandon himself.
This is one of the names.
The next one is one of the names that I thought was actually really funny.
There's two that I thought were hilarious, and this is one of them.
Bozo Jeffries, a.k.a.
Jeff Bozo Brain.
Alleged social media censorship, human trafficking, treason, crimes against humanity, election fraud?
I don't remember that part.
Oh, this is just a whole Zuck Bucks and any billionaire is, like, bad.
It's Jeffrey Bezos, everybody.
Yes, yes.
Okay, the next one, though, do you know this one?
Orgy Shrub, a.k.a.
Sabba T. Odge.
That is George Bush.
Yeah.
I assume that it's like Pappy Bush and not W because it says head of the crime family.
So yeah, but I'm old enough to know that shrub is the synonym for Bush that all us Bush haters would use, like spitting our disgust out as we talk about him.
Is Orgy just a play on Georgie?
I assume so, yes.
Or is there like a conspiracy about George Bush being involved in an orgy?
No, the only sex bullshit that I remember about him is either that Barbara Bush is trans, which of course these people are going to say that, and also that I think Alistair Crowley is the actual father of W. Like,
there was this April Fool's joke that, like, Barbara Bush was, like, banging Aleister Crowley, and then people just decided it wasn't an April Fool's joke, and they just ran with it.
All right, next we got Ratchy Mad Cow, a.k.a.
Traitor Ray.
Alleged.
Fake news liar.
Fear-mongering.
Treason.
Crimes against humanity.
Hate speech.
That's Rachel Maddow.
Very obviously.
Alright, the next one is took me forever to figure out.
Gene O. Seidel aka Pruneface Sorceress.
And they are genocidist, treason, crimes against humanity, election fraud, riot funding, mass murderer, and global predator.
This is...
I mean...
This one's tough.
I'm in trouble here.
I don't think I'm getting this one.
I mean, it's obviously a woman, I think, because Pruneface is kind of an insult against women.
But yeah.
Who...
Oh, the global predator.
I'm going to reverse everything I just said.
I'm going to go with George Soros.
You're right!
You're right!
Thank you.
The global predator was the only clue that made me think, oh wait, this guy has to be on a bigger level than that.
It was the riot funding for me.
I'm like...
Oh, right, right.
Yeah, the BLM funding.
Right, right.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Okay, next is John Protester, a.k.a.
Juan Molester?
Alleged.
Campaign crimes.
Treason.
Election fraud.
Traitor.
Pedophile.
This is John Podesta, very obviously.
It would have been awesome.
The thing about these cards is there's no art on them.
It's just all text.
It's super boring.
It's designed to make sure that you understand that the traitors suck and the patriots rock because the patriots get little portraits, whereas the bad people just get a stupid pun name and text.
You would think that this would have to come with a pizza slice or something to let you know that there's a little more meat on the bone here than just John Protester, the molester!
Next is easy.
We got Marcus Sensorberger, a.k.a.
Fascesis Fraudberg.
Jesus Christ.
Alleged.
Election fraud.
Treason.
Social media censorship.
Don't they like him now?
They do, because he kissed the ring.
He bent the knee to Trump.
So, yeah.
Yep.
Mr. Zuckbox, the bad guy.
Next is also obvious.
We got Barry O. Bummer!
A.K.A.
Renegade?
Or Basement?
Basement T. Puppeter.
He gets three names.
The basement T. Puppeter got me, but it's basement Puppeter.
It took me a minute.
Yeah.
And Obama is a pedophile with crimps against humidity, treason, election fraud, and traitor.
He gets both treason and traitor.
Boom.
He gets both the good ones.
Yeah, that's Obama.
Moving on.
That's Obama.
Uh, next is Willis D. Sposable, a.k.a.
Lockum Oppo Zio.
Alleged, mass murder, treason, crimes against humanity.
Oh, man.
I really feel like my streak is coming to an end here, because, God, this is...
Oh, Bill de Blasso.
No, the blog.
You got it.
You got it.
I'm sorry.
*laughs*
God, really?
Bill de Blasso?
Oh my god.
What a reach.
What a desperate...
I mean, you've got all these all-powerful, supreme evil beings that have ruled our world, and it's like, oh yeah, by the way, here's that mayor from New York we don't like.
Just, what the fuck?
How did he make the list?
I mean, I remember...
I remember someone, it was like after 20, it was like, yeah, it was after the 2022 midterms, and these people were like throwing a fit, and like one of the people was complaining about your governor, Cartel Katie, and...
They were like, ba-ba-ba, like Arizona governor, ba-ba-ba, Biden, ba-ba-ba, destroying America.
And I'm just like, she just won office as a governor.
Joe Biden's been working to kill America for 50 years.
He'd be insulted to be on this list, or have him on this list.
He'd be like, hey, put some respect on Joe Biden's name.
This man's been working for half a century to end America.
Okay, we're down to the final row now, everybody, for all the seven people still listening to this nonsense.
Although I will say, the fact that me and Hayley are laughing so much at all of this, it may not be good podcasting for you people, it's great podcasting for us.
This is hilarious.
Alright, next one is Benema Frothchill.
That's not even like an offensive last name that they went with there, Frothchill.
A.K.A.
You...
Name it.
He done it.
Alleged.
Corrupt banker.
Head of satanic order.
Treason.
Crimes against humanity.
Child trafficking.
Yeah.
That's Rothschild, obviously.
I'd probably lose points because I can't pinpoint which of the infinite Rothschilds they're mad at here.
Benjamin.
Oh, Benjamin.
Obviously.
I'm bad on my Rothschild lore.
I don't know the Rothschild cinematic universe as well as I should.
One day we'll get into it.
Yes.
The next one is obvious and of course they went with like let's make fun of her for being a woman kind of nickname.
We got Max Gillette aka Maxipad.
Alleged child sex traffic.
They spelled it wrong.
Crimes Against Humanity, pedophile.
You know, I'm drawing a blank.
I'm actually drawing a blank on this.
This is really funny.
I'm totally confused.
Max?
Maxine Waters?
I don't know.
I really, I'm like, God.
I lose.
I lose on something you called a gimme.
That's really depressing.
Max Gillette.
God.
Maxi Pad.
I'm just staring at this like a dog looking at my reflection in a puddle.
I just don't understand it.
It's just Lynn Maxwell.
Oh, it's Elaine Maxwell?
Jesus Christ!
Yeah.
There's nothing there.
There's nothing there.
Andy S. Corrupto, a.k.a.
Drew Kilaromo.
Alleged, nursing home murderer, crimes against humanity, traitor, election fraud.
Well, that's Cuomo, obviously.
Andrew Cuomo.
Alright, here's another one that might stump you.
Shelly Wierski, aka Shelly Vaccini.
Alleged, genositist, crimes against humanity, manipulator, fear monger.
Is this the lady that was in all the fucking press conferences with Fauci and Trump?
I don't think so, but let me look.
Shelley Vakinski.
No.
Honestly, this is kind of a deep cut.
Yeah, I have no idea.
I mean, this is just obviously someone who's in vaccines and has the name Shelley.
But I don't know that big.
Their name isn't even Shelly.
They went with Shelly twice.
Her name is Rochelle Walensky, and she is the former director of the Center for Disease Control.
They got her ass.
Okay, the next one is my favorite one.
We got Andy Ankerson, a.k.a.
Coop Propaganderson.
Just, yeah.
I love that they go from incredibly opaque to just obvious, obvious sin.
Alleged, fake news liar, fear-mongering, propagandist hate speech.
You get them.
The next one's also obvious.
We got Tom Gumpster, a.k.a.
Thomas Hanky Panky.
Who is a Satanist and a pedophile and committed treason.
And Crimes Against Humanity.
Tom fucking Hanks gets the Crimes Against Humanity charge.
I mean, that is wild.
I mean, a lot of people...
Rachel Maddow got Crimes Against Humanity.
I mean, now that I'm looking at these things, more people got Crimes Against Humanity than didn't.
And it's like...
Adam Schiff did not get Crimes Against Humanity for some reason.
It's weird.
I mean, I would think that more people would be...
They'd kind of hold that bullet in the chamber more often.
I like how they said Thomas Hanky Panky, like that's an insult.
It's such an old-timey word, too.
I love the idea that they're like, oh yeah, you know what's bad about Tom Hanks?
He fucks.
That's his problem.
Tom Hanks gets slayed.
Alright, we got Urkelbacki, a.k.a.
Jenki Press Liar.
I love that they were like, man, the opening name here is too opaque.
Let's give it away on the a.k.a.
because we don't want our audience to be confused.
She is a fake news liar, treason, fearmonger, And a puppet traitor.
Yeah, that's Jen Psaki.
And then the last one, everybody, is Nivaj Gruesome, a.k.a.
Gavinport Nuisance.
Alleged.
Election fraud.
Treason.
Crimes against humanity.
Did podcast with Charlie Kirk.
Did podcast with Steve Bannon.
No, those are his good points.
He's now a white hat.
My favorite thing is they actually went back to the reverse name bullshit with him when they did the Bill Gates reverse name.
They were like, what's a good nickname for Gavin?
They're like, we got nothing, so we'll just reverse it.
Literally.
The way we did C-tag for Bill Gates.
So anyway, listeners, I hope that you add up your score and see how you did.
Did you do better than Mike?
I got like one and a half wrong.
I completely missed the Ghislaine Maxwell one because it just was nothing there.
I guess Child Sex Traffic should have tipped me off, but I just couldn't see it.
Just fucking could not find it.
And I didn't know the exact Rothschild in question.
Or who Rochelle Walensky was, but neither do I. Oh yeah, the impossible deep cut.
I forgot the impossible deep cut, but yes.
You did do good, though, with the CEO of Pfizer, because it was like, who the fuck is that guy?
But you fished out that it's obviously the CEO of Pfizer.
So, good job.
I give you an A. Not an A +, but it's an A. And it's not an A-.
Yay!
Man.
So, yeah.
So, that is the QAnon game.
Terrible bit.
And the thing that's really funny to me is...
There is a card game that I very much enjoyed playing called Netrunner.
And the people, Wizards of the Coast, people who make Magic the Gathering, had the rights to it.
And they gave those rights to a different company.
And then out of nowhere, one day, they just pulled the rights and killed the game.
And I know people online are making cards and trying to keep the game going.
It's just not the same.
When you don't have a company backing shit and making swag for winning tournaments and stuff, the magic's gone for me.
And it's just like Netrunner's base concept would be such catnip for QAnon.
Because the point of the game is that you have an offense deck and a defense deck.
And the offense deck is trying to break into the defense deck and find, and I'm not even joking about this, to find their sinister hidden agendas.
And you have to expose their hidden agendas to the world.
And that is how the good guys win.
And the bad guys, the defense deck, they win by hiding their agendas and then springing them on the population when the time is right.
So it's just, oh my god.
If someone would just literally...
Because you can't copyright the fucking...
You can't copyright the parts of a game.
You can't copyright game mechanics.
So if someone just wanted to steal the core concepts of Netrunner and make a QAnon game with it...
Oh, man.
Welcome to infinite prosperity and wealth, good sir or good ma 'am.
Because, yeah, they would live for that game.
It would just be the best thing ever.
So, anyhow, thank you for listening to this nearly two-hour-long pod now.
We're out of our goddamn minds.
But, hey.
This is what happens when we don't have adults like Eric or Stephanie around.
Like, hey, guys, guys, the clock.
Guys, I gotta get the kids to bed.
When you just let two dum-dums like us rattle on for forever, you get a half hour.
Name that member the Illuminati game.
So, yes.
Thank you all for listening.
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Yeah, I plugged at the start, so this is where I get the gravel voice and the Alex Jones, you need to keep me in the game, and do all that stuff.
But I don't have dick pills to sell you.
I don't have any crap like that.
What I will say, and what I'm going to try to do, is anyone who does donate to the GoFundMe, I originally was going to write a book that was going to be like half JFK assassination, half QAnon, and then I just said, you know what, I'm just going to do a full JFK book.
And my goal right now is anyone who donates will, if they shoot me a DM, however you want to, I'm going to thank everybody, obviously.
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And I'm going to just keep that list.
And when the book is done, I'm going to record the audiobook version of it.
It'll be like a nice long podcast about how Oswald killed Kennedy and now Rob Reiner's a piece of shit.
And so, yeah.
That's going to be kind of like my thank you, my big bonus to anyone who helps me out with that.
And probably do the same for anyone who goes to patreon.com slash pokerpolitics and donates $5 or more a month.
I'm just going to try to take care of people.
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