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Feb. 24, 2025 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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Adventures in HellwQrld Presents: Getting Rich with NESERA/GESERA

This week we dig into the NESERA/GESERA cult and the idea that we're all going to be showered with cash any day now. We also get into the Iraqi dinars and what QAnon has to say about all this. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Adventures in Hellworld podcast talks in-depth about QAnon.
While it's meant to be comedic informative, sometimes we have to get into things like child abuse and violence against people.
Listener discretion advised.
Hello, everybody.
I am Mike Rains, a.k.a.
Poker and Politics, and welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
This week, I am joined, as always, by Jaylee, a.k.a.
Haley, a.k.a.
Arizona Rightwatch.
Hello, everybody.
I don't really have a joke for you this week.
So, just hi.
What's up?
You're a little quiet.
You're a little quiet.
You were louder in the pregame.
You immediately got quiet as soon as we went live.
Hello, everybody!
There we are.
There we are.
Putting some bass into it.
Feel it.
Feel it in your toes.
I'm also joined by Eric, the deep state operative, who is today Eric the White Knight.
That's right.
And if anybody is interested after the show, I will be selling Iraqi DNRs at a discount.
Hells yes.
That's the dream.
That's what we've all been dreaming of.
And we are also joined by Stephanie, who is channeling the spirit of the Dove of Oneness, which if you have no idea what we're talking about, boy, you're about to find out.
I am here to grift.
That's our coin.
That's our scam coin.
Grift.
Dollar sign grift.
And again, we own 99% of the coin.
And the moment anyone buys any of it, we will dump it immediately and collect our couple thousand dollars.
We already have CoffeeZilla on standby, ready to destroy us in an hour-long YouTube video.
It's incredible.
I want to send CoffeeZilla the coin that Chansley is pushing and that Ron is now hawking because it's like, I want him to destroy them, but I feel like it's just bullying at this point.
Oh.
That'd be the ultimate fish-in-a-barrel thing.
Or is he hot clawing?
Is he hot clawing?
Coffeezilla versus the QAnon Shaman and Ron Watkins is a bazooka versus a mosquito.
It is a ridiculously unfair fight.
What is Coffeezilla?
He is a guy that is a crypto...
He's basically a guy that looks into crypto scams and reports on them and analyzes why they're scams.
And he's very knowledgeable in that field.
You have to listen to his most recent episodes.
Where he uncovers the rug pull that the president of Argentina just helped with.
It is top tier.
It is top tier entertainment.
I don't know anything.
I don't know anything about this stuff.
I tried listening to the one recent QAA episode about the crypto stuff and every other sentence they said.
I was like, what the fuck does that word mean?
Okay, so basically all you need to know is that Basically, these crypto coins, there's like a set amount of them in circulation.
And the people that own the coins have the vast majority of them.
And they get suckers to buy up the coins to pump their value.
And as soon as they've done that, they sell all these coins to the public, devaluing them to almost worthless and destroying them and collecting all the money by selling it to high value in the first place.
And this is all legal?
It's unregulated.
The cryptosphere is unregulated to the point where this is dubious and maybe illegal.
Yeah, some stuff they do is definitely illegal.
I think some of the stuff that Coffeesville recently uncovered with the Argentina rug pull is FTX level.
There is some illegal shit happening here.
But yeah, it is definitely highly unregulated.
And we got people like...
Right.
And the term rug pull basically means when you destroy the value of the coin and steal everybody's money.
Rug pull is shorthand for theft.
That's basically all it means.
All I really know about crypto is that about 10 years ago, I bought like $120 worth of...
Because that was like the lowest amount they let me buy.
And then a couple years later, I sold it for $3.30.
So that's my success story.
DM me for more tips.
Boom.
You made a 2 to 1 success ratio.
You made a 2 to 1 profit ratio.
Score, baby.
Oh, man.
The other thing I wanted to talk about before we delved into today's actual topic was...
I played the intro music, everyone started funky dancing, and I was just sitting there, and I was thinking for a moment, and I was like, man, do I go for the Trump double jerk-off dance?
But that would probably yuck everybody's yum if I started doing that.
I did that dance about a month ago, and I remember Hayley losing her shit over it.
I would have probably laughed over the...
I never mute my mic, so I probably would have laughed over our intro music and ruined it.
So maybe it's best you didn't.
Oh, God.
Just so you know, the most funny, the most hilarious thing happened in my football pod nobody listens to.
And people can go back and listen to that episode.
It'll be great.
But one of my co-hosts, like, I hit the record button and the countdown started.
And she kept talking.
But then when it got to two seconds, she stopped talking.
So I figured that she was done with her statement.
And then the moment we went live and my other co-host was going to begin the introduction, that girl just yelled out, bend it like David!
Because she was talking about David Beckham.
So the pod just opened with this random non sequitur.
It was so beautiful.
Just change it to the misquoted movie name.
Yes.
Yes.
I love that movie, Bend It Like Beckham.
I'm not going to lie.
That was like a teenage movie of mine that I love.
The only thing I know about it is that Keira Knightley was in it before she was famous.
Boom.
Yes.
I think that it's kind of fitting that we are talking a little bit about crypto, though, because I went down some crypto rabbit holes with Nasara.
Because, like, a lot of the Nasara people have kind of drifted into the cryptosphere and, like, the grift kind of overlaps.
And, like, your name today is SelsIrakiDinar.
It kind of falls into that same pool of scam.
You know, it just...
The financial scam thing all feels kind of connected.
I found on Pump.Fun, which is where you can find some of the meme, That there are Nasara coins, but they don't have any, like, flow right now.
The meme coins are basically, like, it's different from the cryptocurrency in that it's just that there is a limited amount already produced.
I don't truly know the difference, but what I think, the difference between the bitcoins and what I believe the meme coins is, and anyone who knows crypto can step in and just crush me immediately.
Is that with Bitcoins, the whole point is they can make more.
And that eventually at some point they will hit the Bitcoin cap.
But Bitcoin mining is basically you do this math work.
And when you hit a certain threshold, you unlock more Bitcoins and then disperse into circulation.
And then the equations for each successive Bitcoin is more difficult than the last one.
So it takes more energy to mine each coin.
And that's how it gets value, is the energy that was used to generate it.
And it's like, I've read somewhere that the electricity that it takes to power the entire country of Ireland for a whole year is like what...
Is like equivalent to like mining like two bitcoins or something now.
Yeah, I mean, like I said, it's...
At first, it was real easy.
Like, you could do it with a bread-boxed Raspberry Pi.
But, yeah, with each Bitcoin, it gets harder and harder to mine the next one.
So, eventually, it's going to get to the point where you're going to need all the computer processing power in the universe in order to get the next Bitcoin.
And don't they have, like, cryo chips and, like, really, like, high-tech facilities where the chips are kept in, like, cryogenics and shit like that in order to, like, mine it?
There are mining rigs where what you're saying is that you're working all these computers really hard.
And now the other thing is that everyone who's working on cracking the equation to get the Bitcoin, it's kind of like a lottery.
And the amount of work you put in gives you a number of lottery tickets to get it.
So you have no idea.
You could literally solve seven equations and get zero Bitcoin because somebody else won the lottery and got them.
It's a real hit-or-miss industry in that sense.
Is that why it's so big on the right?
Because it's such a dog-eat-dog environment?
Is that why they love it so much?
I think it's their general distrust of things like the Fed.
They're like, okay, this is unregulated.
This is a capitalist paradise right here.
I think that's what they love so much about it.
It seems like a lot of gold standard guys became crypto guys.
Yeah, that's the weird thing.
They want all of their...
Current currency to be backed by the gold standard or something.
Oh, Bitcoin.
I know a little bit about some of this stuff.
My brain does the Charlie Brown adult thing when you get into math and finance and complex stuff like that.
I think a lot of people don't understand crypto and Bitcoin and all this stuff, which is why so many of them get duped by...
I don't get it that much either.
And at least now, my consciousness has evolved to the level where I'm like, oh, this is something I really don't understand.
So instead of pretending I know what it's about, I'm either like, I'm going to look into this or I'm okay with not knowing what it is.
And I'll just admit, I don't know.
So today, listener...
I am playing the role of the clueless, bumbling idiot for you so that you don't have to ask the questions.
So you're our Socrates.
Why?
Because Socrates said that ignorance is the beginning of wisdom.
Yeah, but why?
But why?
And I'm going to be the guy that holds up a plucked chicken and says, Behold a man!
I totally forget his name, but he's the awesome guy that everyone talks about.
Is that Diogenes you're talking about?
Who?
Was that Diogenes who did that?
That sounds right.
It sounds like something he'd do.
Yes.
Sounds like an infection.
No, he's cool.
He's a good guy.
I thought Diogenes sounded like a book written by the Scientologists.
Yep.
L. Ron Hubbard was going for that.
I think that's very obvious.
Anyhow.
My job is to steer the show along while also having minimal knowledge about what we're talking about.
Imagine me as a slightly less funny L, but also trying to run the show as best I can.
But anyhow, the point of all this is that this is a sideways transition from 9-11 because one of the conspiracy theories that branched off of 9-11 into public consciousness and thus into madness Was Nasira.
And Nasira originally was a real thing that did happen, or was a concept that a guy promoted.
And then one of his students, who raised her hand like Chaley did...
I just have to say, this is such a me thing, is that the guy that initially wrote the theory that Nasira is based off of, he had a PhD.
He was just some smart nerd.
And he was like, I'm going to fix American economic problems, and I'm just going to mail a bunch of lawmakers my bill that I want done, and I'm going to fix the economy.
Like, he's just like, I know better.
I'm going to tell you guys what to do.
And everybody ignored it.
Yeah.
So basically, this professor comes up with a way to save the world.
Congress ignores him because he's a crank, and that's how this works.
And then one of his students...
Gets hit with the brain worms and just loses her goddamn mind and transforms what the guy was talking about into this national prosperity fund that was going to give everybody just absolve them of all their debts, like fill their bank accounts with cold hard cash.
It was going to be great.
And that this was supposed to happen On 9-11, but then the attack on the World Trade Centers damaged one of the computers that was responsible for processing the national payments of this Nasira Fund to all Americans.
And this student of the professor's online...
I'm going to say her name, Haley.
I just want to say, she's not a student of the professor.
They never met.
She published this shit online.
And she, like many other people, read it.
And she turned it into her own thing.
He actually spoke out against her.
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
He crushed her.
But all I wanted to say...
All I wanted to say was Dove of Oneness.
I just wanted to get those words out of my mouth.
Out of my fat mouth.
And Hayley was like, no.
I'm going to shove those words back down your gullet.
He's dissing the man, though.
She wasn't a student.
It's not dissing him.
The poor guy had his work misused by a crank.
But he himself was also a crank.
Because he thought he could solve all the world's problems with his nonsense.
Basically, Dove of Oneness created this internet mythos around Nasira, and that led a lot of people down a dark path.
And now I've said my piece, and I can shut up and let our experts Haley and Eric talk about this for the rest of the show.
I'm off to play Angry Birds!
Woo!
Oh, look at all those pigs.
Oh, they're all getting fucked up now, aren't they?
Okay, now that...
Mike has taken his ball and gone home.
So, yeah, so one thing, since we keep talking about this, Sarah, and it sounds like some, you know, weird-ass thing, so it's an acronym for National Economic Security and Recovery Act, and then later when Dove of Oneness tromped all over it, she renamed it the National Economic Security and Reformation Act.
And that's the only time I'm going to try to say those because I'll probably fuck it up if I try again.
But anyway, the guy who thunk all this up was named Harvey Francis Barnard.
He worked on it in the late 80s, early 90s.
One site I saw claimed that it was part of his doctoral thesis or something like that.
But as Mike was saying, he printed out a thousand copies of his book, which, get this, the name of the book was Drain the Swamp.
I saw that and like literally laughed out loud.
Monetary and fiscal policy reform.
So he sent a thousand, he printed out a thousand copies of it and he sent it to members of Congress and he was hoping that they would, in their benevolence, you know, write this into a law, but they didn't.
So he had a couple ideas he was going on with this.
He thought that he thought that debt was the main inhibitor of economic growth and that the the best way to get rid of debt was to end compound interest.
He referred to it as a moral evil.
Like that's how much he hated compound interest.
So I'm looking over my notes here.
Here it is.
So his proposal was to replace income tax with a national sales tax.
We've heard that before with fair tax and crap like that.
It's one of those things that sounds great on paper, but when you look at it, it actually massively affects lower class people because rich people don't buy as much as poor people do, believe it or not.
So if you change income tax into a sales tax, that means that the people on the lower end are actually going to be paying more than the rich people are.
He also wanted to end compound interest on secured loans.
And this is the part that I, that really got me.
He wanted to return to a bimetallic currency standard, which means he wanted our money to be backed by gold and silver, not just gold.
I thought.
Yeah.
He thought that all these reforms would drop inflation to zero and the economy would be the stablest thing ever and there would be rejoicing in the streets.
I just enjoy that we're going after William Jennings Bryant.
We're just like...
Playing all the hits.
Screw you and your Cross the Gold speech, buddy.
Boom, we're going back to silver.
This is all happening.
Awesome.
It is absolutely awesome.
By mineralism.
Say that.
Civil War era economics.
Eric, do you think that a single person in Congress read his Draining the Swamp?
I imagine several unpaid interns read it, but...
Someone probably got it in front of Ron Paul.
I have to imagine.
Was he in Congress in 2000?
I'm not even sure.
He had to be.
Ron Paul was in Congress forever.
Literally forever.
So, he, uh...
So yeah, it went absolutely nowhere, and so Barnard decided that he was going to publish his proposal online, which he did in 2000. That's where Dove of Oneness, who turns out her real name was Shaini, S-H-A-I-N-I, so Shaini, something like that, Candace Goodwin was her real name.
She got a hold of it, and she decided to talk to her 65,000-year-old spirit animal, or whatever the fuck the guy was.
I think she said he was a Lemurian or something.
Okay, you want me to explain this a bit?
Yeah, yeah, that's more your really wick.
So, Dove of Oneness, the shiny Candace Goodwin, she originally stemmed from another kind of new-agey cult.
called the Ramtha School of Enlightenment and the Ramtha School of Enlightenment is based out of Washington.
It's still active and it's produced like a number of other cult leaders but Ramtha School of Enlightenment specifically is basically ran by this woman who claims she's like channeling this like like 650,000 year old Lumirian warrior who was stabbed by a sword, which is long before swords were even invented.
And she copyrights Ramtha, so other people that try to channel Ramtha get sued by her.
And it's just like the new-agey cult that's like, oh, breathe in your chakras and ground with the earth and all this shit.
Yes, Mike?
I think he was in school with the Holy Spirit.
Yes, I was taken.
I'm going to handle a rattlesnake now.
It's great.
No, there was a big controversy in QAnon a few years ago back.
Matrix and Shady Groove, who are currently the anti-General Flynn QAnon promoters who are now eating a lot of shit because Trump recently did a speech where he was like, Michael Flynn, my favorite boy!
And they pal around with Stu.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We all hate Flynn.
But yeah, the point is that Matrix and Groove went to the Ramtha Academy.
They hung out with Channeler Lady and did stuff.
And there were a lot of QAnon promoters who were like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
We don't need that craziness in our field.
Now, now, boys, this Ramtha stuff is a bit untoward.
This is back when they had a little more respect for themselves and would do things like insult JFK Jr. truthers and the like.
Now it doesn't matter what you believe in.
Unless you believe Michelle Obama's a woman, and then you're excommunicated for blasphemy.
And since I dropped Dove of Oneness's real name, I'll drop that Ramtha's real name is Jay-Z Knight, which sounds like a rapper, now that I say it out loud.
It's her changed name.
Her name was Judith Darlene Hampton, and she changed it to...
Judy Zebra Knight.
And zebra is in quotes, so it's not a real zebra.
It's the concept of a zebra.
But, like, okay, I'm just gonna say real quick, Ramtha School of Enlightenment, there's, like, celebrities that, like, people are, like, chill with still that have, like, taken classes at this cult school, including, like, Shirley MacLaine, who's kind of older, but Selma Hayek?
Girl, what are you doing?
Selma, what are you doing?
Oh my god, that made me so mad.
Yeah, like, one-to-one, Latina, Latina, let's have a one-on-one.
But also, Ramtha School in the Enlightenment funded that pseudo-documentary, What the Bleep Do We Know, which I kind of tried to watch in this deep dive, and I had to stop.
Because it was, first of all, very bad and cheesy, and there was this weird, weird racist scene where Native Americans couldn't perceive the concept of ships.
And like, I was just like, I'm out.
I can't watch this no more.
The best part about that video, she sent me the clip of the ship thing and the fact that the shaman dude resisted having sex with the lady.
The lady was given the fuck me eyes so bad in that scene after he showed her how ships work.
She was like, oh man, you've shown me ships.
Can you show me something else, big boy?
Winky winky.
And it was like, whoa, what is going on here?
Stephanie, yes.
Well, okay, I can give you the other view of that because I watched that documentary when I was a conspiracy theorist.
And I was all like, oh, wow, everything's so cosmic.
I didn't watch the whole thing, but I remember at one point the lady was saying how...
If a man pictures, you know, just imagines an image of a naked woman, that gives him an erection and how power, that the thought itself has a tangible power.
And I'm all like, wow, man, I'm really connecting.
And that's where a lot of this kind of...
It ties in where you see movements like Nasera, and you would see it occur with, like, Pastel, QAnon, or QAnoms, where this spiritual New Age, Dove of Oneness, you know, her name itself, a lot of it, it's the conspirituality that was really, really getting big around, like, the 60s and the 70s.
Shirley MacLaine, God, I love her in Steel Magnolias, but that bitch has pushed some crazy shit through the years.
I kind of, on the one hand, it was just funny to me because I felt like Hayley could have really hung me out there for a beat because she was like, and some celebrities have joined this cult of insane people like Shirley!
And then just this really pregnant pause and just leave it there and then be like, but Clay.
And then just be like, ah, see Mike?
You skated by.
Your girl isn't a nut, as far as you know, for now.
Yeah, different Scottish Shirley.
Shirley Temple.
You're repeatedly doing it.
Just every other famous Shirley you could find.
And even though Shirley Temple never joined Ramthar or anything, just throw her under the bus anyway.
Shirley, you can't be serious.
You know, I... I say this really answers a lot of questions for me because I always thought that the song that doesn't end had to be some kind of cult shit.
Wow, that fell flat.
No!
Every now and then.
Every now and then they don't land.
I'll edit it in post-production.
Spoiler notes, I won't.
Put in a glorious laughter.
The best part about that clip is that it's eight seconds long.
It's way too long.
I trimmed it down from the original 20 that they gave you on Riverside.
The laughing clip is way too long and inorganic.
It's horrifying.
So we have Ramtha.
We have these celebrities being brainwashed there.
And continue along the path of this nonsense through Nasir, I guess, is my new prompt for my co-hosts of knowledge.
Just because I kind of always thought that Nasara was strictly a money financial thing, which is why I kind of didn't give a fuck about it.
And it's because Dove of Oneness comes from this weird spirituality cult that it actually is way fucking more than that, to the point where we're talking aliens.
Wasn't the Love is One, weren't they into some of the Nasara stuff too, I think?
I don't know those people, so I can't answer that.
That was the woman that was found wrapped in Christmas lights.
They had actually driven her body across five states, and her cult members turned on her, and they were feeding her colloidal silver, and they were feeding her booze, and she eventually died from liver failure and shit.
Wow, how have I never heard about this?
Yeah, what?
Yeah, but I think...
And she was into some of the QE stuff, too.
I think in the documentary...
I have to go back and re-watch it now, but I'm pretty sure that they were into the Nicera stuff, too.
But I remember something I thought was funny because...
She set up this 900 number where for 50 cents a minute or something like that, she would give you updates on Nacerra.
And it was like what you see now with the always soon never now thing with Q. She'd always be saying Nacerra is just around the corner.
Just keep on waiting and the White Knights are going to come in and they're going to give you millions and millions of dollars and you're going to live forever because the Galactic Federation is just waiting for Nacerra.
So that they can bring us into their fold.
I did think it was interesting that they used the term white knights for, like, good people in the way that, like, white hats is used in QAnon.
There's so many interesting parallels.
I always thought that white hats and QAnon was a reference to white hat hackers, but maybe I was wrong about that.
Maybe it is an offshoot of white knights.
The QAnon thing is just that the bad guys are black hats and the good guys are white hats.
They've created even more mythoses.
They have gray hats, red hats.
It never ends.
You hear all those terms in InfoSec.
You got the black hat hackers, you got the gray hat hackers, you got red hats.
So that's where I always thought it was coming from, personally.
I think that that is part of it, but I think it's more just along the lines of old, tiny westerns where the bad guys wore black hats and the good guys wore white hats.
And that's what they're...
That's the nonsense QAnons push.
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Heard say.
What were you going to say, Stephanie?
I was just going to say that, like, you know, like throughout history, all these, like, cultic-type ideas and stuff, they, like, Helena Blavatsky had the Great White Brotherhood.
So you have, it's kind of, you know, and a lot of this, like, New Age stuff, not necessarily can it be traced directly to Blavatsky, but Blavatsky's, like, influences, like, play out like one of those, like...
Crazy crime wall things, you know, where you're trying to find the killer who'd done it.
And her influence is inescapable in almost every, like, esoteric.
I've noticed that, too, because it seems like every time we investigate one of these conspiracy theories for this podcast, Blavatsky's name pops up at some point.
Like, no matter what.
Like, she even popped up in Titanic stuff.
She was the one who came up with that mummy curse thing.
It's just crazy how her tentacles get into everything.
And I was able to tangentially link her to the guy who Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
I did a big essay for one of my classes called Six Degrees of Spiritualism.
And yeah, so he was like tangentially linked to Blavatsky.
Well, he believed in all kinds of occult stuff, so that's not really all that surprising.
Yeah, the fairies, the Cottingly fairies, and that's why him and Houdini stopped talking to each other.
Yeah, stopped being besties, yeah.
Yeah, but so much of this stuff, like when you hear about some kind of weird cult or weird belief system that has some New Age beliefs in it, you're going to stumble onto Atlantis and Lemuria and Hyperborea and...
You know, and a lot of the Mount Shasta stuff plays in with the Blavatsky.
Yeah.
I've always said that, like, any conspiracy theory, if it strings out long enough, will either end up with Jews or aliens.
Yeah.
Or both.
Yeah, or Jewish aliens.
Jalians.
Yeah.
In fact, Devil Oneness was always going on about reptilians, which, as we know, is a David Icke favorite.
Yeah, and the Ramtha School of Enlightenment, the Jay-Z Knight, seemed to hold some anti-Semitic beliefs.
She actually has a page on the SPLC because she said some shit that was basically like, she said, fuck God's chosen people, I think they have earned enough cash to have paid their way out of the goddamn gas chambers by now.
I was like, holy fuck!
I know.
I didn't look into it, but I did notice that Nassara has an ADL page, so apparently there's some anti-Semitism going on there, too.
Well, one thing I wanted to mention was the differences between what Barnard wanted to do with Nassara and what Dove of One has claimed happened.
So her whole thing was she said that it was made into a bill and then it was signed into law.
Bill Clinton signed it while Monica Lewinsky was sucking him off, I guess.
Wow, that woke my cup.
I just like the idea that Bill Clinton wasn't going to sign the bill, and then Monica, apparently Mossad agent Monica Lewinsky, who also really wanted to give everyone infinite free money.
Well, it was Lewinsky-ovitch.
All of these things.
All of these things.
Yeah, so he, so, and then it was, it was like, you know, he was signing the law on the dead of night.
The Supreme Court put a gag order on the law saying that anybody who talked about Nassara would be put to death, according to death.
Like, no reason given for why they were so secretive about it.
I guess they just, they just wanted to be the ultimate, you know, birthday surprise or something.
But, so.
So, yeah, like Mike was saying, all the servers that had the information on, what do they call it?
The prosperity funds.
That's what they call the trillions of dollars they're going to just be handing out to Americans.
That was all on the second floor of one of the World Trade Center buildings.
Most people say Building 7. Some people say Building 1. Whatevs.
So they say that George W. Bush orchestrated 9-11 in order to stop all of us from being rich and happy forever.
Americans trying to perceive why they want communism but can't quite say that.
So they're just like, prosperity funds, Dove of Oneness.
I don't know, Ramtha.
Yeah.
But as an American, I can't conceive of a prosperity fund.
I see the money heading towards my bank account, but my mind can't project it.
Then I need this sexy white lady to look at me and let me know.
Yeah, baby.
It's money.
It's money coming to you.
Yeah, she also claimed that Nasera would abolish the IRS and would call for new federal elections so the entire federal government would be re-elected on September 11, 2001. Like, it was basically just like a birthday wish list for any hardcore...
Progressive at the time.
Yeah.
I like that our Constitution allows that to happen, that Bill Clinton could have just signed a bill into law that would, in the next president's term, end that president's term after one year and force them into a new election, along with everyone in Congress.
Right, and it's really weird that he wanted to do that to Al Gore, too.
Yes!
He was like, bam!
Fuck you, Gore!
Usurper!
Betrayer!
Well, that was the plan.
Gore gets one year, and then Hilldog gets eight.
That was how it was going to work.
I actually, in my deep dive of just...
Because I always go on Rumble and type in whatever it is that we're talking about just to see what some of the conspiracy theorists are making videos about.
I saw some that were claiming that it wasn't Bill Clinton that signed Nassara Nala.
It was...
JFK. He signed a bill into law that was written 20 years after he died.
That's fucking impressive.
They said he signed it and then got blasted in the head.
Right.
He was in the limo.
Jackie handed him the clipboard.
He's writing it and then they start bumping him full of lead.
They're like, no!
She handed him the clipboard.
Jackie has handed him the clipboard.
Strike him down before his pen touched the paper.
So unfortunately it just says John F. Ken so that doesn't count.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, that's why Chucky the typewriter did it.
Yes!
Because they needed him to write the document and then destroy it.
Chucky the typewriter was a reptilian.
That's it.
Absolutely.
100% reptiloid.
You know it.
I don't even know who Chucky the typewriter is, but I hear you guys talk about it a lot, so I just nod and smile.
So basically, just so you know, Rob Reiner's terrible ten-part series on who killed Kennedy.
At the very end, he's just like, here are the four people that shot Kennedy.
And he just names four random people that he never talked about the entire time.
The other five hours of the pod, he never named these people.
And one of the four people, he literally just...
Pulled out of a hat, just names drawn from a hat, was a guy he dubbed Chucky the Typewriter.
And in my life, I've been a JFK lunatic for decades.
I had never heard of this person, ever.
And thus, it was the most rib-ticklingly hilarious thing I had ever heard was that some mobster who had this unbelievably stupid name whacked the president.
Just the greatest thing imaginable.
It's like a badly written murder mystery where it turns out the killer was some guy who never appeared on a single page of the story up until that moment.
It's the waiter in the back of the room.
It's him.
He did it.
Reiner's source was this old article in a Hustler magazine that was with another mobster who claimed to have had a cell with Tommy the typewriter, Chuckie the typewriter, and he admitted to killing JFK. That was the source.
But do you know what that source was?
That was the shit.
That was the Discordian shit.
That was the Robert Anton Wilson Illuminatus trilogy shit.
And it took place on the pages of Hustler and Playboy.
That's exactly what a lot...
And they injected themselves in the JFK shit.
And I don't know that much about the Robert Anton Wilson, but I do know that there was a guy that they...
That was involved with the Discordian movement, you know, like the KLF band, they were involved in the shit that would come out of this.
Like Malpocalypse, the lesser, or someone like that?
It's all just like, but one of the guys that was involved in this prank stuff started either buying into it or started having delusions or something, and he...
Wilson definitely went off the rails on that.
I've read Prometheus Unbound, and Wilson had some crazed theories that involved a lot of Dr. Timothy Leary.
But the whole point was it was all like a prank to fuck with people's minds.
Yeah, that was the whole point of discordianism, but then Wilson took some bad acid and got way too serious about it.
And that was like the John C. Lilly era of science, where legitimate scientists were overdosing on ketamine and climbing into isolation tanks.
Science!
My favorite thing about all of this is that the mobster's name was Charles Nicoletti, and he could have just said that, and it would have been nothing.
And then Charles Nicoletti, a Chicago mobster, was also in on the assassination.
And that would have felt like, somber, serious, you're naming a mobster.
Great.
But no, Rob Reiner decided, I can't say Charles Nicoletti.
I ain't some square.
I'm going to say Chucky the typewriter.
And it was just like, oh my god, you've got to be kidding me.
Like, yeah, whatever.
So, enough of my nonsense.
Back to this era.
Back to the experts.
Another thing I wanted to bring up was...
As well as Nisera, there's also a theory of Gisera, which is the Global Economic Security and Recovery Act.
That's where my whole joke about the Iraqi dinars comes in because one of the ideas behind Gassara was that during the economic reset, every global currency would have the exact same value.
So these Iraqi dinars, which currently are completely worthless, would certainly be one-to-one to the American dollar.
So that's why you got all these guys buying up thousands of dollars in Iraqi dinars because they're like, they're going to be worth millions the second Gassara is on the books.
So, listeners, there's actually a very interesting...
And pretty short documentary that's available on YouTube called Waiting for Nasara.
And it follows this group of mostly excommunicated Mormons.
Because Dove of Oneness would give these, you know, basically like predictions.
And then people would meet up in person and kind of in the way that like we have like people that dissect hue drops.
People would dissect her prophecies.
And there was kind of these mini cults within a cult.
And this documentary follows the one in Utah.
So a lot of them are excommunicated Mormons, so they fall into the alien belief system very easily.
And some of them are very open about that.
Oh, and they're big on the clouds, the lenticular clouds, where they believe that the big circular disc-shaped clouds are hiding UFOs.
It's interesting, because the documentary is almost like a recruitment video, because much like with actual conspiracy theories, they start off with kind of stuff, you know, like, okay, we're talking about Nasera, here's what's going to happen, we're going to get this money, all this stuff.
And then they're like, oh, and have you heard of the Prime Directive in Star Trek?
And then from that, they start leading into the aliens, and they start talking about the...
It's like, they start off with...
They start you off with the easy stuff, and then they start leaning into the real woo-woo shit.
Yeah.
They hide their power level.
They start easy, and then they start working you into the insanity later.
Right.
Yeah, and so much of these, especially you saw...
Seriously, go watch the documentary.
It's very good.
So many of these weird cults, especially with the New Age stuff, they got absorbed or they either got absorbed into the UFO movement or the UFO movement.
Something happened.
And you see this and you saw it with the Raelians, that cult that claimed to have done the first human cloning and stuff like that.
Yeah, I was thinking about that the whole time I was watching this documentary.
And this was like really big around this time and so much.
And I was listening to a Behind the Bastards episode about Nassara and they talk about how so much.
No, it was an episode about like Venusians, like some of the alien lore.
So much of it was taken directly by Star Trek, by current.
Like sci-fi stuff of that time period.
You know, like the UFOs that you saw that people reported seen in the 50s were the UFOs that sci-fi writers of that time period were describing.
So, you know, there was always this contextual thing.
But I think it's so fascinating how so much of the New Age stuff just ends up getting wrapped up.
And a lot of it, you know, it got wrapped up in the New Age movement.
A lot of it came from this Ramtha stuff.
And even Bill Cooper was dabbling with the UFO shit.
You know, he wasn't getting into the New Age stuff.
You know, he was more of the, you know, disclosure type guy.
But a lot of this stuff, not only does it go back to Blavatsky, but it all just kind of got melted in with it.
And the UFO community used to be really cool, you know, and it just got infected.
Yeah, it was real interesting watching that documentary and seeing how they fit Nasera into the zeitgeist of conspiracy theorists as it was back then because I'm watching it and I'm like, oh my god, this could be an episode of Art Bell when I'm watching right here.
You know, like I'm waiting for the coming global superstorm to get brought up.
It was just, it was...
You know, it was, like I was saying when we were talking about this before the show, that it's all this millennialist apocalypse conspiracy stuff that's getting woven into this, and it's like, okay, the world didn't end in 2000, so where do we go from here?
And that's what you're seeing, like, in this documentary.
And that cult, you know, they kept doing this, like, just two more weeks, two more weeks, and, like, it was kind of the Iraq war that kind of made them realize, like, This ain't coming.
You can feel how disillusioned people were at the time, and this sect in particular, this Utah sect, they were excommunicated, so they were basically abandoned by their family and loved ones.
I was raised, for those who don't know, I was raised Jehovah's Witness, and the excommunication stuff, especially if people are particularly harsh about it, completely breaks people's fucking brains.
Because it's like, one day, You have a family, you have a support system, you have loved ones, and then the next day nobody talks to you, including your mother and own father.
So it's just an extreme form of isolation that just fucks with people.
It's like the Amish.
The Amish community, and I think sometimes in the Mennonite community, they will do that too.
Yeah, that's why shunning is like such a big punishment among those communities.
Because it's hard to understand if you're not somebody who's part of a group like that.
But when you're in one of those hardcore, like, I mean, I remember one woman even said she was an FLDS member.
So she was a fundamentalist.
She said she was in a, you know, a polygamist relationship and everything.
So it's...
It's really hard to understand, but that is your entire life.
So it's like, just imagine everything you've known your entire life.
You wake up a morning, poof, it's gone.
Yeah.
And then just with the trauma of what's happening in the world at the time.
It's just a really interesting documentary.
And the guy that directed it, it doesn't seem like he's really into conspiracy documentaries or anything.
thing he just lived in that neighborhood and started to go to those meetings when he saw an ad in the paper and just like struck gold by like kind of just seeing this like cult within the cult um interact he really he really presented them in a neutral way He didn't really try to give you his two cents on it one way or the other.
You didn't really get a feel that this person was for or against.
He was simply reporting on what he was seeing, you know?
Yeah, there's no narrative.
Right.
But he did talk about how some of those people later fell into the Iraqi dinar.
In his interview with Matt Binder that he does.
So yeah, just constantly falling for grifts.
That is one important thing.
And this does relate with people who fall for scams and grifts.
With conspiracy theories, a belief in one magical idea or belief system indicates an ability to And that's why you do see, you know, there is a correlation.
That's why you do see a lot of these, like, QAnon believers, like, who are getting ripped off by, like, Jordan Sather and stuff like that, because their belief in the idea also makes them open to other ideas.
And that's why you see with, like, a lot of the elderly, too, because they don't...
They're still living in the world of honesty.
And they don't know that people are like that because they think people are honest.
And that this is just now an environment that all of these rug pulls and these steps and these grifts, it's absolutely thriving.
I mean, people are making their kids graduating high school like, I want to be a YouTube star!
Yeah, those are good life goals.
Mike, why do you think that Nasara, why do you think that Q themselves did not, they didn't post about Nasara, right?
Or they like were anti-Asara?
Q never got into Nasara, and I think that that was probably because of the fact that Nasara is a competing prosperity narrative.
I mean, Q, I don't really think ever got into the idea of people getting back money.
But that was a thing that QAnon came up with, was that Trump's doing all this work to break the deep state machine and take back all the money they've stolen from us.
You're hearing this so much with Doge now.
You're hearing all these people talking about how they're going to destroy all this waste and graft and this money laundering system.
and we're gonna, I mean, Today, when Elon wasn't neglecting his child, we're hearing about how now they're going to give out $5,000 checks to every American.
I actually had one of my unpilled friends...
Text me about the Doge dividend.
Yeah, that's what the whole point of this is.
It's a publicity stunt to get the American people who hate Elon, who hate Trump, who know that money is being stole from them and that vital systems are being dismantled.
It's to make them like them.
Like, oh, I'm giving money.
You can't hate someone that's giving you money.
If you do get that money and it does go direct deposit.
So that everybody has to accept it.
You take that money, you donate it to a cause that Elon is against.
It's like $5,000 in lieu of you're never going to retire.
Right.
It would be the most dumb, sugar-high bullshit in the history of the world.
Like that $5,000 will cover...
You know, like the money that's being taken from you in taxes for the next few years.
It's so dumb.
If you want to distribute money to the American people, Elon, pay your fucking taxes, you piece of shit motherfucker.
But, Steph, tell us how you really feel.
Don't, yeah, it's bad to keep these feelings inside you.
What I was going to say...
That's how Elon ended up the way he was.
He is, so...
Well, that's a ketamine addiction, and also the fact that he...
He both will claim to be autistic when explaining why he gave the CKL gesture and all of his other weirdness, but also thinks that he is an Ubermensch, whose sperm is perfect, and that's why he knocks up every woman in his field of vision, because his seed is powerful.
Yeah, and that's why one of his kids is, like, deathly ill right now.
Live as we're plotting right now.
Perfect genes.
X-Ether 97.43 is in some sort of crisis and this idiot is busy high as a kite wielding a chainsaw on the CPAC stage.
That's the thing.
QAnon had come up with these ideas of the Federal Reserve being destroyed and prosperity being issued through gold-backed currency.
The Rothschild, I mean, if you've ever dug into the Rothschild mythology, the amount of money the Rothschilds supposedly have is greater than that of the global economy.
Yeah, it's ridiculous.
Like, the amount doesn't even exist.
Yeah, they say that the Rothschilds are worth, like, $7 trillion.
It's this nonsense sum of money.
Yeah, it's like the money that's in my free slot machine bank right now.
I have, like, $343 trillion.
Right.
But the point is that they're going to break that Rothschild piggy bank and give us all a taste.
And they're going to...
As I always bring up, would be incredibly inflationary.
You'd literally just have to burn all that rough-shelled wealth to keep the economy from getting way too hot because you would have too much money in the system.
I know, and that's one of the things I always thought was so silly about Nassara.
It's okay.
If every American citizen is given a check for millions of dollars, doesn't that mean that it'll now cost $5 million for a loaf of bread?
I mean, it's...
I don't really understand economics that well, but I get that if you just dump money in, then the money becomes less valuable.
Oh, exactly.
That's why the Fed can't just print money whenever it wants to.
Yeah, it's very silly.
The whole thing is ridiculous.
It's all esoteric.
But the...
The Doge dividend, it's not going to happen.
I mean, if it did, then thanks for the $5,000 Elon still voting against you.
Don't give a shit.
I mean, it was like, I mean, and he's banking on people not really thinking into this because he was talking about how the, like the almost $800 billion, a million that he says he took from USAID, he was going to send out checks to everybody.
You know, for their share of that.
And all these mockers are like, woo, we're going to be rich!
And I'm like, dude, do the math.
You're going to be getting a check for three bucks.
Right.
Yeah, a carton of eggs.
You'll be able to buy a carton of eggs if you're lucky with that check.
You'll be able to buy two eggs for three bucks.
And it's, like I said, it's all just like a publicity stunt to get people to like them and, you know.
It's like if Robin Hood was stealing money from the people and then giving it back to them and making them smile.
It's literally bread and circuses.
That's all it is.
It's bread and circuses.
I did go on some current day Nasara forums and it does seem like they're kind of reading that, like the Doge money that they're claiming they're going to give us, which I highly doubt.
They're kind of reading that as, like, Nasara is here, prosperity funds are coming.
So, like, the Nasara bakers, even though they don't seem like they're that big of a community compared to QAnon, definitely have been reading, like, the Elon stuff as, like, proof that Nasara is here, which I just think is funny.
Well, when you're in that community, you need something to resemble good news.
And this is the first thing that's ever sounded like this era in forever.
Yeah, and you are waiting.
That's why the documentary, you're just waiting.
It's a constant sense of waiting, waiting, waiting for the truth, waiting for, you know, this to come out, waiting for this to be dispersed, waiting for this payout.
I didn't cut out.
I was done.
I'm sorry.
Haley hasn't unmuted herself.
I was unmuted and I was literally saying Eric's leaving and he was our genius this episode.
And it was silent.
He is.
I'm in awe of him.
Yeah, that was a good job, Eric.
Well, thank you.
But unfortunately, well, not unfortunately, but I have to go feed my family.
So I got to bid you adieu for now.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Are you telling me that you...
Take care of your family?
Wait, wait, wait.
I thought every dad was like Elon.
No, I'm a dirty lib, so I, you know, I still believe in things like this.
Okay.
Bye, Eric.
Say bye, Eric.
I just love the, like, you were, like, off mic when you said that, so it was like, bye, Eric, and you sound like you were in a well.
Okay, now that he's gone, we can talk shit about him.
He did good.
He did good with his research.
No, he did really good.
The only prep I did was I listened to that Behind the Bastards episode and I read a few Wikipedias.
I just love this scintillating podcast where we are rating our leaving co-host after he's left the show.
Eric did a great job today, didn't he, folks?
I'd give him, like, a solid A, maybe even an A+. I'm gonna smash that like button for Eric.
But, I don't know.
Okay, so the Nasara stuff, honestly, like, the alien stuff?
Stephanie, do you want to explain any of the alien stuff more?
Do you have any concept of why the alien stuff ties into this financial woo so much?
I'm a little hazy.
But around the time of like, I think it was like 70s or the 80s, that's when you really saw a lot of the blending of the New Age and the UFO movement and stuff like that.
And you kind of had two major sects of the New Age movement.
And that was the Disclosure Group and that was like, you know, like the Bob Lazars and, you know, the techie, the more tech guys and stuff like that.
And then you had like, The new-age channelers, you know, like the Ramtha stuff and all that.
And it was very attractive because it gave, you know, the UFO people, it gave them a way to kind of, like, create earthly goods and sell them with, like, oh, if you buy this product, this product...
It was created by Valiant Thor, and it was created on Venus, and it will absolutely cure your arthritis.
So they did use it a little bit for marketing, but it was also a way to expand.
If you're including UFOs into your conspiracy theory, your cult, or your mythology, you are infinitely increasing.
You're not just like...
It's a Star Trek universe.
It's a world-building thing.
With the UFOs involved, you have the whole universe that can be included in that.
Yeah.
Mike, go ahead.
Sorry.
No.
Oh, God, no, no.
I just think that...
I think it's more just about, like, fantasy.
It's just about, like, once you get into aliens and alternate reality...
Suddenly the idea of infinite prosperity becomes much more easy to accept and that we're going to live in this post-scarcity world.
I mean, this is med-meds.
This is, we have infinite money, we have infinite health, we have the Galactic Federation protecting us from...
Alien invaders that would seek to do us harm.
It's just utopia.
It's just this concept of perfection.
And I think that's why these kinds of mythologies intertwine so easily because once we interact with aliens, I mean, if they don't kill us, they're obviously going to upscale us so immeasurably that...
Like, our current existence is going to be nothing like what would be after, quote-unquote, first contact.
Your answer was way better than mine, so listener, ignore my answer.
Go with his, because he's smarter.
They don't really get into it that much in Babylon 5, but...
Basically, one of the things that happens in the series is one of the races that humanity surpasses in the storyline, they were the ones that sold us Jumpgate technology.
They were the ones who got us into the stars.
Like, one day they showed up and they were like, whoa, humans, you're doing great, but you're kind of stuck just in your own solar system.
If you want to go to the stars, you need this technology, and we'll give it to you for some cold hard cash, because we're kind of hurting as an intergalactic empire, and humanity was, like, sold.
And then we just beat them, because we were better than them.
And then they were like, man, maybe you shouldn't have given humans the jump gate technology, because they're really good, and we kind of sucks.
And a lot of the alien stuff had, like, an ecological message to it, too.
So I think that's where...
A lot of that kind of came in, too.
Yeah, I saw some later analysis of Nasara saying it was kind of like the pre-QAnon, because it's like Dove of Oneness would make these predictions, and then these people would dissect them, like, the belief.
And there was some, like...
Kind of child trafficking, the elites are trafficking children element to some of her commentary.
So it was, like, you could see kind of these parallels.
But also I feel like you see a lot of parallels with, like, the so-called MAHA movement, the Make America Healthy Again, the pseudoscience RFK shit, this, like, the Ramtha School of Enlightenment people are like, oh, if you just think about it, you can You know, heal your gut and heal your mental illness and heal all your problems and you can be rich.
And there is kind of a lot of that language I see in the current, like, again, pseudoscientific so-called alt-wilth movement.
Yeah, that's like the manifestation stuff.
Yeah.
So...
I don't know.
It's like, I didn't think Inasara is like anything before.
And now it's kind of like, oh, I see how this kind of like laid a lot of the groundwork for kind of what we're seeing right now.
Yeah, it's not great.
I mean, this is, we just live in such a fantasy world where people just hate reality and thus deny it and just move into their fantasy worlds.
The bigger and better the fantasy, the more likely people are to invest in it.
And what better to invest in than infinite wealth right around the door.
Right around the door.
Right around the corner.
We're going to be just richer than you could possibly imagine.
And so I can see how this was a thing.
But it's so ridiculous on its face that...
There were QAnon promoters that were mad at people promoting this stuff.
Jordan Safer was, like, the king of being mad at Nasirah Grifters.
He created, like, an alternate account to, like, go after quote-unquote, like, liars while selling Miracle Mineral Solution.
Yeah, and he basically, he was just, like, before QAnon, wasn't he, like, just a big disclosure guy?
And then, like, QAnon came along and he was like, oh, I can use this.
I'm not deep in the Sather lore pre-QAnon.
I mostly know that he worked at GNC before somebody pilled them on health bullshit.
And he worked at Gaia, too, I think.
I think he had something to do with Gaia, because Shelby and I watched a documentary about him.
Yeah, he helped work on some of those alien documentaries that Gaia did.
Like one that even says aliens in 9-11.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And the avians, Cory Goodes, avian blues or whatever and stuff like that.
And Jordan, from what I understand with the documentary that we watched about Gaia and all that, Jordan has this history of always trying to say, he's always trying to point the finger at other people in the movement saying, oh, these guys make us look bad and stuff.
It's just funny, he's like, those fucking Nasaro weirdos saying that, like, 9-11 was caused because they didn't want us to have prosperity funds, it's obviously because it was aliens.
Yeah, well, I mean, it's like, nowadays, I mean, you could very easily be having a conversation with someone, and you'd be like, yeah, you know, my one uncle, he...
He doesn't think we landed on the moon.
Then the person you're talking to will look at you and laugh and be like, you think there's a moon?
I mean, that's how fucking crazy it is.
And there is holographic moon theory by David Icke.
Yeah.
Nassar would actually probably be more of a popular theory if it didn't get into the alien stuff because I feel like financial grifts are kind of like the backbone of America.
Well, yeah, yeah, but I think a lot of these meme coin things, I think that's kind of the Nasera without the UFOs.
They believe in Elon instead.
Yeah.
That's an alien.
Well, I mean, it's just about the idea that I can strike it rich on a meme coin because everyone thinks that the coin they're going to get into is the new Bitcoin.
Even though, again, almost all these coins are so obviously a scam, it's not even funny to think about it.
Anyone investing in any of this shit is just asking to be robbed.
It's really terrible how absolutely amoral and corrupt This industry is right now.
And I've seen people who are crypto bros who are getting upset at all these rug pulls that all this stuff is happening and all these people are being scammed because it's besmirching the good name of crypto.
And sorry, you got to clean up your house there, crypto bros.
This is your product.
This is your problem.
And until you do fix this, nobody should trust what you're doing because it's unbelievably sketchy.
The fact that literally every coin that comes out now starts with a disclaimer.
No, we're not going to rug pull you is insane.
I think someone posted it.
Imagine going to a bank and every bank at the front door had a sign on it saying, we're not going to close tomorrow.
Deposit your money.
Do not worry.
I'd be like, what the fuck?
No, I'm not depositing my money at you.
What are you talking about?
Why are you reassuring me that you're going to open tomorrow?
That's terrifying.
I'm going to get a pizza at a place called Definitely Not a Mob Front.
Yes.
Oh, God.
Me and my friends, that was like our favorite bit.
There was this one magic tournament we went to basically every year.
Across the street from the Knights of Columbus or wherever the hall was where we played, there was this store and the store just sold drums.
And we just looked at that store and we're like, how is that not a fucking mob front?
How can you stay in business selling drums for apparently five years running?
This guy's like, I own the North Shore Massachusetts drum in community.
It's like...
Okay, I mean, I assume that people are walking in there with giant bags of not heroin, and then somebody else is collecting that bag of not heroin and sliding a bag of not untraceable $100 bills to you in the process.
Just, like, how the fuck is your drum store still open?
I don't understand it.
I had the same theory about a Blimpies that I grew up near.
It was just like, you never saw anyone at the Blimpies, but it was always...
Open somehow, and it's just like, is it like a front?
Right, exactly.
But anyway, we definitely...
So, any final thoughts on this, Sarah Jasira?
Are we all getting ready to be swept up in unbridled prosperity?
I'm pilled, and I am channeling blue avians right now to tell me...
And they're telling me to buy Jordan Sather's Miracle mineral solution.
I'm channeling Romtha, which is apparently copyrighted by the Jay-Z Night Lady, but I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
I'm channeling him right now.
What are you going to do about it?
Yeah, sue us.
Sue us.
Sue us.
Yeah.
Yeah, come for us, Randall lady.
Come for us.
Anyhow, that concludes the podcast for this week.
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They care about Elon Musk and his child neglect because they're monsters and so is Elon.
And I'm still allowed to say that because we have free speech in America for at least this week.
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And here's to hoping that X gets better, even though he's going to grow up to be a terrible person when he's older.
Okay.
Thanks to DJ Minimal Effort for our theme that I accidentally remixed into what you heard at the start.
Thanks to God.
Frosty!
Frosty!
The guy whose name I totally didn't forget for doing our bumps.
And thanks to our audience for listening to all this stuff.
Thanks to Chaley, Eric, and Stephanie for being here on this week's episode.
And we will talk to you next week with whatever topic is going on.
Maybe that JFK panel will happen and the other three can take a week off and I can just talk for two minutes, two hours straight without missing a breath.
Great.
But we'll see what happens.
Catch you all then, good sirs and ladies.
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