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Oct. 25, 2024 - Adventures in HellwQrld

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Adventures In HellwQrld Episode #211: Trump Loves Hitler

This week we cover all sorts of nonsense. From Tim Pool going out of business, to the Early Voting Conspiracies to why Liam Payne committed suicide we got it all. Plus Trump loves Hitler, I know that's a big shocker. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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	The Adventures in Hell World podcast talks in-depth about QAnon.
	While it's meant to be comedic informative, sometimes we have to get into things like child abuse and violence against people.
	Listener discretion advised.
	Hello everybody, I am Mike Rains, a.k.a.
	Poker and Politics, and welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
	This week I'm joined as always by Haley, a.k.a.
	Arizona Rightwatch.
	Hello, listeners.
	Whoop, whoop.
	I saw that Insane Clown Posse endorsed Kamala, and I watched that last night, and we got asked about Insane Clown Posse.
	So, whoop, whoop.
	We got down-ass leds voting for Harris Walsh, the way it should be.
	And I'm also joined by the Mysterious Hell.
	Hello, my beautiful babies.
	And oh, how the times have changed.
	I remember they were saying clown posse back when they were talking about non-consensual sex and planting explosives into high schools.
	Listen, Kamala just rallied with Eminem like two days ago and did Howard Stern or is going to do Howard Stern.
	There's some problematics in the...
	Well, at least we know she doesn't do gummies.
	Because for a second there, she was looking kind of cool.
	It was like, is she potentially cool?
	No, just kidding.
	She's like, don't forget I'm a mad cop, yo!
	What were they going to say?
	We have Eminem as a topic today to talk about, but I was also just going to bring up that in his drug-addled, potentially going to die from his addictions phase of his existence, he became world-class at Donkey Kong.
	He just developed an insane addiction to Donkey Kong.
	He wasn't quite weedy level, but he was getting there.
	Who the hell is this?
	Eminem.
	Oh, sorry.
	I thought my mind wanted for a moment.
	I know, me too.
	I mean, he's a grandfather now, so that doesn't sound too out of pocket, you know?
	It's just that he's been rich and successful for long enough that when he becomes a grandfather, the Detroit Lions get excited about it.
	Yes!
	It's like, what the fuck?
	It's like, that's such a weird thing.
	Because again, like...
	I honestly don't know how young people feel about Eminem.
	I mean, again, he's grandpa age and also grandpa period.
	He is a grandfather now.
	And he's just been in the game for so long.
	How corny do people think he is?
	I'm assuming very.
	Probably a lot.
	I think there was a really corny actually phase on TikTok where like yeah some there was like an article about how the youth aren't too into Eminem or maybe it was just like a viral video of a youth Talking about Eminem.
	And there was this millennial slash Gen X response.
	Like, you're not coming for Eminem.
	And it was kind of a trend on TikTok that was proof that we are getting too old, our generation.
	We're starting to be like, them damn kids!
	You know?
	Yeah, especially over someone like Eminem.
	I know!
	I probably like Eminem more than most people, despite having been around and listening to him back when he was in his, you know, sexual assault and murder phase of his music career.
	But, you know, he has always been good at, like, putting words together.
	He's just, like, a genuinely incredible wordsmith, and maybe, like, he's in contention for one of the best to ever do it from that standpoint.
	But also, if kids are like, dude Eminem is corny, I'd be like, yeah, probably.
	I mean, he just did a fucking sequel to his hit from 25 years ago or whatever.
	And I'm not sure how people that weren't born when that first song came out would even give a fuck about that.
	Although, them kids might come around because there's a guy on TikTok That I am charmed by, despite the fact that he...
	Well, don't tell any of my liberal friends.
	I know that it's just me and the two of you, and it's just us alone, and nobody else is listening to this.
	But I believe he utilizes the power of AI. But he takes people's suggested rock and metal songs and turns them into yacht rock.
	And if anything, it has taught me that despite giving no fucks about it for 30 years of my life or whatever, I'm finally in that phase where I'm just like, honestly?
	I have a fuck with Yacht Rock.
	There's just nothing wrong with this.
	Am I ever going to put this on?
	No.
	But if this is on to the background, if I'm just hanging out with the boys, maybe on a boat.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	Let's go.
	I'm into it.
	I feel like it's the same sort of come-to-Jesus moment I had in my late 20s slash early 30s when I finally came around on pop music.
	It's just like, you know what?
	Who am I getting?
	Pop music is actually just good.
	Where do you stand on Margaritaville?
	Oh, that's terrible.
	Is that even a thing?
	Is that like a thing I'm going to age into is finally getting that song?
	I mean, like, I guess it does have like a timeless quality.
	There's clearly something there that speaks to something in enough people that it's got this like timeless ass quality to it.
	And I feel like long after I'm dead, people will still be listening to Margaritaville.
	But I don't know, man.
	I never want to listen to that song.
	That's like too easy living.
	That's like sleepy living.
	It's just like, hey, you want to drink a margarita and then take a nap?
	And I'm just like, I guess, but I probably paid a lot of money to be on this resort, you know?
	I'm not one of these hippies that now have money.
	I haven't reached the having money part of life, so when I picture being at a resort place, I'm doing stuff.
	Yeah, Margaritaville was one of the staples in the casinos that I worked at in Nevada.
	It was just, you could not escape that song.
	And there was like a parrot town or whatever they called the Jimmy Buffett themed restaurant in Vegas at the time.
	So I'd see that whenever I was out and about.
	And it was just...
	If I'm not mistaken, I think his themed restaurant is called Margaritaville.
	It could be, yeah.
	And then I read somewhere that apparently Elvis was supposed to record that song, but then Elvis died, so Jimmy Buffett recorded it, and he was just like, hey, thanks for dying, Elvis, I guess.
	I mean, could you imagine just Margaritaville being one of Elvis' millions of songs?
	Back when he was at his fattest and sweatiest?
	Yes, absolutely.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh man, that would give it such a...
	In hindsight, if he had passed after recording that song, it would have given it a much darker texture.
	Yes!
	You just picture Fat Elvis in the last moments of his life before he just succumbs to his demons.
	Just...
	It'd be so great.
	In hindsight, it'd be so grim.
	It would be like the Johnny Cash version of Hurt.
	Just like...
	Yeah, good for you, Johnny Cash.
	We're finally making a good song when it was a cover of another person's song.
	Bazinga, sorry.
	I mean, in a second.
	That's going to be sad.
	Maybe one of the hottest takes I've ever had on here, but I've never been a Johnny Cash fan because I just don't care about that type of music.
	You're valid.
	I like Johnny Cash enough, but it's a required taste.
	It's one of those things where it's just like, I can respect the artistry in it, but I don't care about it at all.
	I feel the same way about the Beatles, too, so don't worry.
	Don't worry, I don't give a fuck about a lot of the old standard people that are super formational to American music.
	The people that are really drilling down and stealing it from black folks.
	Anyway.
	Mark it down!
	Eight minutes in, and we're signaling the virtues.
	No, but it's true, though.
	I mean, for rock and roll especially.
	And we were talking about Eminem for a while, and somehow avoided bringing it up then.
	I said, man, you know he's probably pretty good at this type of music.
	Black people.
	Because they avoided it.
	I mean, even in his early stuff, he was mentioning, by the way, this is black culture that I'm dipping into here.
	So yeah, I understand that.
	Which is right.
	Good for him for acknowledging it and just hoping that nobody's listening to the music he was making when he was 16, when he thought he was entrenched enough in that culture to use the N-word, which is a thing.
	Looking up kids, Eminem did rap before he was known as Eminem.
	And if you look into it, you might be able to find him saying the N-word.
	Dang it!
	It's in so many of our closets if you just do enough digging.
	God.
	Oh, man.
	It's not in our show notes or anything, but there's this weird thing on Twitter from a bunch of disreputable right-wingers who are just saying stuff like, Yeah, they're about to post an AI of Trump saying stuff he didn't say, and everyone's just thinking, are we finally getting the N-word tape?
	Is something going to happen where something actually leaks that's that appalling that right-wingers just don't even defend it, and they switch right to deepfake, AI, blah, blah, blah.
	Maybe they were worried somebody had him calling Kamala Harris a retarded bitch on record.
	Whoa!
	Wow!
	I mean, that was the latest thing, right?
	They were just like, oh my god, he called her the R word and the B word.
	It's just like, yeah, obviously.
	I'm sure he'd love to call her more than that if he's not already.
	I mean, that's just the tip of the iceberg there.
	Yeah, I'm just imagining...
	Trump likes to hold up at Mar-a-Lago and every idiot who walks in to talk to him, they're like patting them down to make sure they don't have a mic on them because they just know that he's totally unfiltered at this point and he's just going to say whatever pops into his melting brain.
	Oh my god, speaking of which, let's roll into the bouche because there's another thing in the bouche we forgot to put down so we'll just make it the top of the order.
	Sounds good.
	Let's hit it.
	It's time for a light sampling of insanity.
	Get ready for the amuse-bouche.
	Yeah, we had to get into the Elizabeth Bush because it's not fair for us to be making fun of Donald Trump.
	He clearly loves women, even when he's talking about Otto Palmer's massive dog.
	Don't get me wrong, I love women, but Otto Palmer, what a guy.
	His cock, so big, so thick.
	You know, I thought I had a big cock.
	His cock is so much bigger than mine.
	Biggest cock!
	What do you think?
	His granddaughter?
	I love how, like, people were just like, man, let's see what his daughter and granddaughter or whatever have to say about this.
	And they're just like, I mean, it's not the best way to honor our grandparents' legacy or whatever.
	So funny.
	Yeah, dude, that shit was unhinged, right?
	I mean, who had that on their bingo card?
	No, nobody.
	And that's the thing.
	I brought this up a bunch and it worked on me.
	That story actually melted out of my brain before we got to recording.
	But the whole thing about him running to McDonald's and then the right-wing spin cycle freaking out.
	This is the greatest photo op in the history of the media.
	It's like you're doing all of this to try to get the Arnold Palmer story out of the media.
	That's the whole reason why you're just...
	Oh yeah, do we somehow not have the Trump fry cook thing on here either?
	Man, what a week it's been.
	We have a lot of stuff to talk about, I guess, so we'll try to truncate some of it.
	I texted that to Mike last night.
	I'm like, you ready for three hours?
	I genuinely thought this week was pretty thin, but that's because you guys came with a bunch of stuff that obviously I don't know about.
	So yeah, insane stuff.
	Like, what a week for Trump.
	He's talking about Arnold Palmer's huge hog and then going to like...
	And again, other smarter people than me have brought this up already, but for those of you who haven't put two and two together, Trump is setting himself up for the cell phone of the century if he does not win the election.
	Literally, the moment he does not win the election, the most famous picture of Donald Trump will not be him surviving that assassination attempt.
	It will be of him behind that fry station.
	Right.
	Oh, God.
	Like, yeah, if he loses, then holy shit, literally his entire existence will be put the fries in the bag, Donnie.
	I mean, just setting yourself up for the ultimate windmill dunk.
	And it's not even close how ridiculous that'll be.
	This will be Dukakis in the tank level stupid if he loses.
	Because everyone's gonna review it.
	Yo's got a huge Dukakis!
	Out of public!
	Yeah!
	Big as the cock is in the business.
	He can play golf anywhere, anytime, if you get what I'm saying.
	He's always got a club.
	It's just huge cock.
	Calm down, thirsty president.
	Yes!
	Oh, man.
	And this is what is driving all of Trump's media response to everything, is that they just know for the last two weeks of this campaign, their boy's on Hinge.
	Their boy has completely lost his mind.
	Every time they put him in front of a microphone, they have no idea what he's going to say.
	So now they're doing a bull strategy of just making sure to pull him from every event that they possibly can.
	Like, literally, if an event is possible to pull him from, they're doing it.
	Yeah, they canceled the...
	It didn't even get any press attention that he canceled the virtual town hall with RFK Jr.
	yesterday.
	Like, they were supposed to talk about make America healthy again and all this shit.
	Well, yeah, because I sat down with who?
	Yeah, no kidding.
	RFK Jr.
	Didn't that guy give up the race like two years ago?
	He became such a has-been just overnight.
	Like, Zachary Levi got close to him, and that was a wrap for him.
	That dude is like the typhoid Mary of press, you know?
	Yes.
	Oh, my God.
	Yeah, it is just...
	It's just wild how there's just this desperate attempt to hide Trump, and if they can't hide him, just to throw all this squid ink out at the world in an effort to make it so we're talking about anything other than him.
	And you know what?
	It's working, because I'm going to have to cut you off there, because again, we have a lot of stuff to get through.
	So let's talk about other stuff, for instance.
	Wait, before we move on.
	My God!
	No!
	Do you want to work at McDonald's, Mike?
	Yes, I did.
	Yeah, I worked at McDonald's.
	When?
	Oh, like when I was a teenager.
	I think I was still in high school at the time.
	Again, I, much like Kamala Harris, could not verify that I worked at McDonald's.
	I barely remember any of those people.
	I have like one Facebook friend.
	I think I have two Facebook friends who I worked at McDonald's with back in the day that could vouch for me if I absolutely needed them to do it.
	So you don't put it on your resume?
	Yeah.
	Nope, I haven't put it on my resume.
	No, weirdly.
	Weirdly, I don't.
	Yeah.
	Okay, we can move on.
	I'm sorry.
	How dare you?
	How dare you?
	Anyway, yes.
	Because this is something you guys know about that I obviously don't.
	So you guys are going to have to talk about this because you're going to need to educate me at least.
	Early voting conspiracy theories.
	Yeah, I guess that is happening now.
	We are getting pretty close to go time.
	So yeah, are we muleing?
	Is it mule time?
	Is it mule season?
	Yeah.
	No, because the Republicans have successfully put in like a hundred million dollars into a campaign to basically counter the propaganda that they put in the last election.
	So there is this belief that like...
	Because you'll see, like, Charlie Kirk and those types being like, vote early, vote early.
	And at all the Trump rallies, there's these big banners and all the electric media says, like, vote early, vote by mail, early voting has started.
	And there's a lot of snark, like, don't you guys...
	Think that that's all mules.
	And it's like, they've moved on from mules.
	Now they're doing too big to rig.
	So they're trying to flood the early voting because they, Republicans, conspiracy theorists, believe that A lot of the shenanigans happened on election day.
	So if they vote early, they'll avoid a lot of those shenanigans.
	But now they're cooking up shenanigans about the early voting.
	So Charlie Kirk is like, I haven't gotten my ballot yet.
	This is clearly a sign that they're stealing it.
	You know, not just like the mail takes a while, especially during voting season.
	Mike, you got anything?
	You know who's got a big rig?
	I don't know.
	What I was going to say is, what Haley said is a lot of what's going on right now.
	There are so many thoughts about Republican early voting and what it means in the grand scheme of things.
	And everybody's reading these tea leaves every way they want to read them.
	It is just so desperate.
	I'm seeing Democrats talking about Pennsylvania building a beautiful firewall that is like The Democrat vote by mail firewall is pretty much guaranteed to hit at this point and lock the state up for Kamala and blah, blah, blah.
	And then I'm seeing one of the Nevada reporters being like, well, Kamala's basically lost Nevada at this point.
	Republican early voting is so devastating.
	Oh, it's done.
	And And then I'm seeing other people who are pointing out old people lean Republican, and if they early vote, they do it ASAP. So, like, trying to divine what this all means is a fool's errand.
	But the one thing that I did see was this very hilarious argument made by a QAnon promoter that Early voting is going to end on the 2nd, and then there'll be two days of no voting, and then November 5th will be the election.
	And then what they hypothesized was that so much early voting is going to happen that it is going to show the fraudulent nature of anything that could happen badly to Trump, and that this references back to the Q drop that stated that...
	On November 3rd, it will be actionable for us to begin arresting all the bad guys.
	And so that mindset that we're going to have...
	All the votes are already going to be in.
	Everyone's going to early vote.
	There'll be no Election Day voting, and therefore the fraud will not be able to be messed with.
	It's all going to work out great.
	So yeah, we've done it.
	We've defeated the deep state.
	Victory to the Patriots is the new QAnon mentality.
	I mean, I did prefer it when their plan was to just not vote by mail.
	They're just like, it's rigged, don't do it.
	I was just like, hell yeah!
	Yes!
	Stupid Republicans!
	Why throw your vote away?
	Um, yeah, there was, um, I think it's funny that they've put so much money to basically, like, fix all the, uh, propaganda from, uh, 2,000 mules because they just ended up depressing their own voters.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, that was one of the greatest, like, greatest clips of all time was when, after the 2020, after the 2022 midterms, when Charlie Kirk was like, damn it, we had so many races, we could have won.
	Like, you just got a bunch of callers saying, yeah, we didn't vote because it's rigged.
	And then Charlie Kirk was like, no, no, my propaganda has betrayed me.
	Yeah, idiot.
	When you tell people shit is rigged, they tune out.
	They stop trying.
	What did you think was going to happen?
	Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, or so they say.
	Anyway, so yes, of course, obviously, it is already rigged.
	We haven't even really started.
	We just started, and it's rigged.
	They were laying the groundwork for it being pre-rigged.
	Elon has been pushing non-stop conspiracies about Arizona.
	He's been pushing old cyber ninjas propaganda.
	That's just common on Twitter right now, is to see clips and so-called evidence from the cyber ninjas' so-called audit.
	Which has been thoroughly debunked and was horseshit from the start.
	So every conspiracy that you remember from last time around will be repurposed this time around.
	Because I feel like half of America has the memory of a goldfish for some reason.
	And they'll just be like, look at this new evidence.
	So yeah, Elon's definitely not helping.
	He's pushing...
	I was in a...
	work meeting with people from other states and like every person in that state had like in the different states had an example of how Elon is like sowing disinformation or just stirring shit up in their state catered to their elections so thanks guy piece of shit Okay, well, Haley's rambling has changed the order of things, because now's a good enough time as any to talk about the next Moose Bush topic.
	It's okay, we were going to get to it at some point, because that's not all Elon's doing.
	He's literally trying to line the pockets of people to vote for the Constitution, which certainly has to be legal.
	Of course the Constitution can't be a...
	The Constitution isn't a political candidate!
	Certainly I can pay somebody for saying that they voice concern over the Constitution!
	A succulent Chinese meal!
	I didn't realize how close I was getting to that absolute legend.
	Rest in peace.
	This is Democracy Manifest.
	What a fucking champion.
	Get your hand off my penis!
	I see you know your judo.
	Anyway, sorry.
	Okay, no, we're short on time.
	Don't talk about that legend.
	We have to talk about Elon Musk.
	What a piece of shit.
	Yeah, this game has to be illegal still, right?
	Yes.
	Oh, yeah.
	People are bringing up all the laws that he's likely breaking.
	If you haven't been following this story, it opened with Elon starting this thing where you sign a petition to vote for constitutional good stuff, basically.
	Basically, it's like, I pledge to vote good.
	It was the petition originally.
	Yeah, I'll give you $100 if you sign up for Americans for America in America pack.
	Yes!
	And originally it was $45, then he bumped it to $100, and then he bumped it to every day he will have a random drawing and someone will win a million dollars.
	He's Willy Wonka!
	Yes, he's the Willy Wonka of voting fraud.
	It's just the dumbest, silliest shit imaginable.
	And they brought somebody on stage and gave him a big check for a million dollars.
	And imagine, he could buy my silence at any moment for a million dollars.
	Yes.
	If only he knew that hundreds, maybe even up to the low thousands of people here'd be making fun of him on a weekly basis.
	Yeah!
	Oh, that might break him.
	Come on, everyone.
	Make us slightly more popular so that we get on Elon's radar and he cuts L a check for a million dollars.
	That's the goal.
	To cash L out.
	I mean, that would be great for me, but the podcast would suffer because you guys would be riffing about Elon.
	I would have to be like, I have no comment about this!
	You're like, actually, Elon's great, and we just hear the sound of you just riffling $100 bills through your hands.
	Well, yeah, because he paid me a million dollars for my silence, and then he'd pay his lawyers $20 million annually to keep an eye on me to make sure I was staying silent, because he's a petty dickhead.
	Anyway, yes, so this scheme has to be illegal, and I'm sure that people are already circling the, I guess, litigation wagon.
	I would like to mention...
	The micro-targeting that he's been doing, the anti-Semitic and Islamophobic, he's a white supremacist targeting of communities.
	So in Jewish communities, they're getting micro-targeting that basically says Kamala loves Palestine and is pro-Palestine.
	And then in areas that, like, have a mosque and have high Muslim Arab communities, they're getting micro-targeted with, like, Kamala loves Israel.
	And it's just, like, this guy, like, is, like, I can't...
	In Boston, where it's heavily Irish, it's just, like, blimey!
	Look at this!
	Look at this limey piece of shit!
	Like, what a lover putting her knee to the crowd!
	That would be so great.
	We get red Massachusetts because of Elon micro-targeting Kamala's love of the British.
	That would be so great.
	What I would love in those Elon micro-targeting ads is basically it's just like Kamala loves and the font for Israel slash Palestine is totally different than the rest of the photo.
	And it's just so obviously like nail-gunned in.
	Just...
	Kamala loves the side of this conflict that you hate.
	Wham!
	There you go.
	Have you heard Kamala Harris' opinion on location?
	Boom!
	It's just like the audio sting to let you know that you're supposed to be feeling away like a Chris Nolan movie.
	I don't know if I brought this up on the pod before, but I saw this ad that was obviously anti-Kamala, but One of the things that people talk about when they make political ads is that you have to run the ad as though the person has the TV on in the background and not really listening to it.
	And this ad was just, the only reason why I knew Kamala was bad is because she was being color washed to look evil.
	But there were never any graphics on the screen.
	It was just, like, regular American person, sad-faced, regular color-washed, talking about their struggles.
	Smash cut to Kamala, like, washed-out, evil-looking, talking.
	And it just went back and forth between those two, like, visuals.
	And then at the bottom of the screen, it said, paid-for-by-shadowy-billionaires-packed.com.
	And I was just like, I guess Kamala's bad, because I understand American media...
	And the way you used lighting to indicate that she's evil.
	But nothing was on the screen for me to read that explained why she's a bad person.
	So, great, I guess.
	Kamala Harris has opinions on issues.
	Do you agree?
	Not in my country.
	I'm scared!
	I'll vote for anybody to tell me to!
	I'm Donald Trump and I approve this message.
	Oh, thank God!
	I can have Orange Man's steady hand on the wheel.
	Oh, thank you.
	Oh, man.
	Save me from the scary black lady who has opinions on issues.
	Oh, no.
	Anyway, be wary of billionaire's offering to cut you a free check.
	That's not how you become a billionaire.
	None of them have ever done that before without strings attached, and it doesn't seem like it's going to start now.
	Certainly not with Elon Musk.
	No.
	People are trying to put together his dorky little fucking Winnie the Pooh jump dance thing as him trying to make an X in midair, and it's just like, God, what a clown.
	Looks like it.
	He just loves X so much.
	He must be so pissed that they were just like, no, you can't call the name of your robot Optimus X or Zoptimus or Xoptimus or Optimex or whatever.
	He's like, put an X in there!
	I demand it!
	Anyway, sorry.
	No, I have to stop making fun!
	I'm like a werewolf transforming into somebody who only talks about Elon Musk.
	Let's talk about Tim Pool briefly because I heard him weeping and crying like I can't use any of the terms we used to use for that anymore.
	Like a sad boy, I guess.
	He was a very sad boy.
	Oh yeah, like the sad cucked boy.
	There you go.
	I got a slur in there for us.
	Oh yeah, cuck!
	I forgot we could use cuck.
	People might say it's kink shaming, but also, I don't give a fuck.
	You can call me a kink shamer.
	I think some kinks deserve to be shamed.
	Fuck you.
	Anyway.
	Yeah, so our boy Tim Pool did a video about how his massive empire is now toppling because they're just not getting it done.
	The people that he hires, he literally at one point whined to the people he hired to steal shit out of his studios and run away with it.
	In which case, I don't know, bad job on you hiring those people if you're hiring, like, criminals that just take shit from you.
	Wait, was he operating that Amazon train that got stalled in Pittsburgh or whatever?
	Did you guys see that when that went down?
	And that aerial footage of people just, like, this whole neighborhood just robbing this Amazon, like, boxcar or Walmart boxcar or whatever.
	It was so awesome.
	It was just like, yeah, fuck him!
	Who gives a shit?
	I saw, obviously, news coverage of it where people were just like, all this is going to do is incentivize, increase your purpose.
	Shut up!
	You shut your mouth.
	Those poor people got a bunch of free TVs.
	Fuck you.
	Also, if you lose something through Amazon, or if they get you the wrong order on Amazon and you're like, I need a return, they're like, just keep it.
	We'll send you a new item.
	They never care.
	They literally never care.
	They have infinite items.
	They can't do what they ship to be broken paint.
	They should be broken like paint and a couple of the bottles had exploded in the packaging.
	So I contacted customer service and I was just like, hey, I'm in a bit of a sticky wiki here.
	You sent me something that's broken, but I can't return it because it's liquid and it's broken.
	You see where I'm going with this?
	And they're just like, ah shit, yeah, if you can't return the broken one, there's nothing we can do.
	So I was just like, what was this fucking scoop of broken paint charts and just sent it to Amazon in an envelope?
	I should have.
	But I'm too lazy to be that petty.
	Anyway, sorry.
	Tim Pool.
	Pettiness.
	I'm not too petty.
	I'm not above making fun of this idiot.
	He thought he was living life, levita loco, off of Putin's dirty money.
	And now it's all crashing down around him.
	It's all your fault.
	Yeah.
	Go ahead.
	I think that's why he's shutting down because it's like the Putin money dried up and it's like he has to run off of his personality and talent.
	And it's like, well, that's not going to happen.
	No.
	That's what makes this so funny, is that basically two months ago, the spigot got turned off very recently.
	And suddenly, right after, he just does this very whiny stream and says that he's done and this is all over and everyone can go to hell because he tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it didn't even matter because that's who he is.
	He's a sad little Linkin Park wannabe fanboy.
	And What's really funny about this to me is that if he knew this was coming, if he knew that like, oh shit, my Putin money well has dried up, wouldn't you immediately just go off air and say something to the effect of, look, I'm going to take some personal time dealing with these charges, blah, blah, blah.
	So people would be thinking, oh man, like getting outed as a Putin shill, maybe he's going to rethink his life or do anything.
	But no.
	Or if he was smart, he could have, like, spun it in vague...
	He could have couched it in vague enough language to make it seem like the deep state, like, was making him go under, you know?
	Right, yeah.
	Like, hey, man, they're obviously coming for me.
	I gotta go dark for a while, you know?
	Keep it on patriots.
	Here's my secret crypto wallet address.
	And then like, you know.
	Yeah.
	It's like how like Dr.
	Disrespect went dark for forever.
	Then he came back and he's like, now I'm a bull truth teller.
	It's like, no, shut up.
	You're still a pedophile.
	We know why you went dark.
	Calm down.
	But when you go dark when the allegation hits right away, you at least give yourself some plausible deniability to hide the fact that very obviously he's going to have to cut most of his staff because he's running out of money and he doesn't want to do pool cast.
	On a shoestring budget.
	He doesn't want to actually have to fund his own program because really nobody gives a shit about what he's saying.
	And the only way he was profitable was when he was being propped up by people that saw him as a useful money sink.
	What an idiot.
	I mean, if he honestly has no backup plan slash exit strategy, and he really was drinking the Kool-Aid and thought that he was worth what those people were paying him, then in a way he deserves what he's getting even harder.
	It's just like, because you're just like, you're just an old-fashioned rube who also happens to just be like a weird conservative mouthpiece.
	Yeah.
	Fuck you, buddy.
	That's what's going to be so weird about this shit.
	I have no idea what his income looked like before the Putin money came in.
	But if suddenly someone told me, hey, Mike...
	Would you like this giant pile of money in exchange for saying things I want you to say?
	And then I was like, yeah, that sounds good.
	I would also know that I had a powerful shelf life, that I was not going to be riding off this guy's money for forever.
	So when my six-figure check started rolling in, I'd be socking a lot of those checks away at my savings account.
	Because I'd be like, I don't know when this is going to run dry, but it feels like Tim Pool bought a skate park.
	I mean, he was doing all kinds of dumb shit.
	So it just felt like he was like, yeah, the Putin money is never going to go away.
	I'm going to be rich forever.
	And I was like, oh, wait, no.
	The Putin money has ended.
	Now you're frozen.
	Music's thicker that is some sort of Russian music.
	Anyway, let's move on, because when I jumped out of the podcast, y'all two were jibber-jabbering, and I thought it was delightful.
	But you did say the word terrorism more times within a 30-second span than I've heard since 9-11 times.
	So with that...
	It's time to go to the wonderful state of Arizona, the greatest state in the country of the United States of America.
	Everybody knows that Arizona is the best and we all love it.
	And there's never any problems in Arizona, which is why we have at Everything Sunny all the time in Arizona correspondent Haley, aka Chaley, aka Arizona Rightwatch.
	Hi, Chaley!
	Hello!
	Okay, so you said the word terrorism like a thousand times earlier today.
	So what's going on in the state of Arizona this week?
	Well, early voting has started, so it's election season, you know?
	There's been, like, reports, like, some, like, unconfirmed reports of, like, people, you know, standing at voting sites.
	So far, just one instance, I don't want to exaggerate, of possibly a man who was armed, unconfirmed so far.
	But the real...
	uh actual violence has been occurring over the last month exactly um for the last month uh the uh dem the democratic campaign office in tempe arizona which is the college town here um It happened three weeks in a row.
	Luckily nobody was in the building when it happened.
	It seemed the guy kept doing it around midnight.
	At night, midnight to 1am.
	So nobody was actually in the office, but the offices were riddled with bullet holes through the window.
	The first time it was a BB gun, and then the next two times it was a real gun.
	The office closed for safety, and it was being investigated.
	Then yesterday.
	Yesterday was a day.
	And there was some real acts of terrorism that happened and Carrie Lake and Don Jr.
	being like, me too!
	So, yesterday.
	Um, in Ahwatukee, which is still in the Phoenix metropolitan area, um, it's kind of like a suburb, um, it, uh, some signs appeared that said some shit like, Dems kill Jews, and they were, like, stapled really high up in a tree, in trees.
	Um, others said, like, Dems lie and stuff.
	Um, but But, and they seem to be like really in there because there was like bags of powder attached and razor blades lined in them.
	So it was like meant to, like, the goal was, there's a lot of sign wars that happen here.
	So the goal was for like, yes, I'm going to go try to take it down and then get severely injured and then panic that There's a bunch of mysterious powder that's still being tested at the moment.
	But they were spotted that one was near a hospital, one was near a library, one was near a church.
	Hazmat came out and shut down the roads and removed the signs, and that was all being investigated.
	Then...
	Later in the day, it was confirmed that the person that has been shooting at the Dem campaign office is the man, allegedly, who put up the weird signs.
	His name, hold on one second, is Jeffrey Michael Kelly.
	He's 60 years old.
	He's been charged with multiple counts of unlawful discharge of a firearm, multiple counts of shooting at non-residential structures, multiple counts of committing an act of terrorism, and misdemeanor criminal damage, which I like that one.
	It's like, what was he, shoplifting?
	Um...
	So, I'll probably have more info on this guy as far as politics and whatnot next week.
	I'm almost certain that I've found some socials, but we won't spread misinformation here.
	In the same day yesterday, Carrie Lake's office also got a bag of powder with mysterious substance.
	So far there's no information that it's tied to this guy.
	And that substance was already tested and it was nothing.
	It was just regular powder.
	But Carrie Lake tweeted out that it was anthrax, so she's being incredibly responsible.
	What do you mean regular powder?
	Like baby powder.
	Oh, okay.
	Is there a baseline for powder that I'm unaware of?
	Because honestly, I feel like if you go into any political candidate building looking for bags of white powder and you look hard enough, you're going to find some.
	Yeah, it's just regular cocaine.
	It's not anthrax.
	It's coke.
	Come on!
	Which, honestly, that's fine.
	Those are the candidates that, you know, I'm glad that...
	I'm glad that...
	I'm glad my candidates aren't openly talking about doing their coke habit, but I would be a little...
	If they just came out and admitted it, you know?
	Like, Tim Walz is flirting with that, out there calling Elon Musk a dipshit.
	Like, calling people sons of bitches and stuff.
	Some, uh, one of the dumb podcasts J.D. Vance on, like, one of the co-hosts was like, man, it sucks you can't do cocaine in America.
	And, like, J.D. Vance was probably just like, uh, meh, meh.
	But, yeah, it's like, oh, God.
	It does suck you can't do cocaine in America.
	Yeah.
	It seems a guy's going to be appearing in court in about 10 minutes, so we'll have more info next week.
	Sorry.
	One more, though, act of hilarious so-called terrorism in this case.
	A man yesterday was arrested...
	If you look on Trump Jr.'s social medias right now, you'll think that he was the victim of an attack.
	He's talking about how...
	Nice.
	Good segue, because we were talking about cocaine.
	I know, literally.
	How he was threatened by a man in Arizona, him and Charlie Kirk.
	And a man was arrested yesterday for supposedly sending terror threats through electronic media to Charlie Kirk and Donald Trump because he responded to one of those automated texts that That's like, come to our event!
	And I don't know what he texted back, but whatever he texted back, it wasn't stop to end.
	It was something that got him arrested, which is like, haven't, who hasn't?
	I'm gonna blow you up with a rocket launcher if you text me again so that's what's been going on in Arizona the last like 24 hours Yes.
	Right on.
	I mean, it's always a magical place.
	I mean, at least the rampant shooting that was happening was at a building that was presumed empty, I would imagine, on purpose.
	Yeah.
	Maybe it's a were-shooter.
	Or even worse, it's a were-gun.
	Maybe it has to be under the cover of like...
	Did you have any special lunar activity?
	Was that when the Aurora was happening over the country?
	He's a werewolf.
	Yeah, but it just turns into a firearm.
	He's the Megatron of werewolves.
	Your Honor, if you are a firearm, how else are you supposed to express your displeasure politically but to shoot a building?
	I just want to say real quick, because we mentioned Carrie Lake, she was so excited about Ruben Gallego being forced to show his divorce records.
	Ruben Gallego is married to the mayor, the Phoenix mayor here, or he was, Kate Gallego.
	They got divorced.
	And she was so excited.
	He was like, he beat her.
	He definitely beat her.
	I can't wait for these fucking divorce records to leak.
	And they came out after a series of trying to sue.
	And nothing.
	It was pretty standard.
	And they say that they were just trying to keep their son's name out of the media.
	And so the Carrie Lake team is basically going with...
	They're hiding that he beat her.
	Chaley, I need you to use your contacts to get word to Carrie Lake to let her know that nobody cares about those people.
	She should let it go.
	Let those people have their divorce.
	Nobody cares about them.
	Who cares?
	Shut up.
	It isn't weird.
	Yeah.
	As somebody who is far away from the state where she plays big fish in small pond, tell her nobody cares about that.
	She should shut up.
	Try to aim higher.
	I just love that Carrie Lake was dreaming that this was going to end up being the thing that catapulted her to the presidency the way Seven of Nine not being sexy enough made Barack Obama the president.
	If you've ever gone down that rabbit hole of butterfly effect things...
	I mean, who hasn't?
	But unfortunately, we don't have the time to talk about it because we have to get to our news segment.
	It's called Cues in the News.
	From the digital headlines to the digital front lines, it's Q's in the News.
	We don't have to talk about that obvious thing that we all clearly know about.
	Instead, we have to talk about the tragic passing of Liam Payne.
	Because, of course, apparently that has, I would imagine, some conspiracy theory bullshit going on behind it.
	Otherwise, I can't imagine why we'd be talking about it.
	So, hey.
	Hey there, Mike.
	Why are we talking about this unfortunate incident?
	Well, the first thing that I saw, or that Haley sent to me, and I think I had seen this in other places, was an Instagram post by Payne before he passed that contained a bunch of symbols and the title of the photo was like teardrops.
	And one of the symbols in the photo was a pink and black swirl, which is something that triggers the lizard brain inside of QAnon, because they think that swirly drawings are a code for pedophilia.
	This leads to the question, was he a pedophile?
	Was he trying to call out the Hollywood and music industry's pedophilia?
	What does it mean?
	That's the only reason he could use that symbol instead of the fact that swirly symbols are kind of a universal thing and people throw them in everything.
	No, it doesn't mean pedophilia.
	Calm down.
	What the hell is wrong with you people?
	Seriously, it's ridiculous.
	But that was the first thing I saw that got people going down the rabbit hole of what Liam Payne is all about.
	So, I mean...
	I'm assuming it would be too rational to just assume that if he did a weird Instagram post that was just a bunch of nonsense gibberish symbols and then tragically passed in the way he did, that he might have just had a mental health issue, possibly exacerbated by drugs, which I'm sure there were none of in his system.
	It was just an album cover.
	I think they're just baking an album cover that he was sampling.
	I think that's what the symbol-y photo was.
	Yeah.
	I mean, I didn't look at any of this social media stuff, because I'm not gonna lie, I didn't really know who this person was, and my inclination is not to look into somebody after they have, you know, died in this fashion, just to sort of, like, morbidly just be like, what's the deal with a One Direction fan?
	Yeah.
	Oh, the other thing that happened that got some traction in my neck of the woods I saw was that Simon Cowell apparently is taking this pretty hard, and I think he's stepping away from some public stuff.
	I don't know if it's X Factor or whatever he's doing.
	But there were people that were saying, oh man, Simon Cowell knows that Liam was on to him and now the jig's up and he's got to get ready because his whole entertainment empire has become crashing down.
	As we all know, Simon Cowell was totes Illuminati and obviously the guy running the world from behind the scenes.
	Why would anybody trying to ride these conspiracy theories right now and not be trying to tie it to Diddy?
	That seems like the most obvious connection to just be like, anybody that you wanted to target right now with that sort of slander, you should just be like, dude, it's like, you know, for, hey, Conspiracy Linetics, here's a little play for you.
	The Diddy stuff, it's probably going to have meat on its bone for a while, so you should just hitch all that stuff to him.
	When Diddy starts squealing and everyone's going to fall, you, me, everybody, it's like, you, me?
	It's like, uh, I mean, you know, that's a figure of speech, but like lots of people.
	Um, okay.
	I saw, and I texted Mike about this, that it was a full moon Illuminati ritual.
	Um, It was a sacrifice ritual.
	We're not in the month that is Aries.
	Mike informed me he's Aries, correct?
	Yes.
	Yeah, and we're not in the Aries season.
	Wow, get doxed, loser.
	He passed in Buenos Aires.
	So it's Aries full moon, elite sacrifice ritual.
	Apparently the musician artist Sophie also fell from a third story And was trying to take a photo of the moon when that happened.
	And so that was also an elite sacrifice ritual.
	That's what I saw from a guy that is going to sell an Illuminati coloring book or something.
	Yeah, dude.
	The candidates for these sacrifices have to be really weird to suss out.
	Because they have to be like...
	Disposable enough to sacrifice, famous enough to be worth sacrificing, but not so famous that average people like me knew who they were before this went down.
	You know what I mean?
	Because he also was baking, the guy that I was watching, was baking that young Dolph was part of this...
	Who?!
	Is that a thing I'm supposed to actually know?
	I think the rapper, I'm really sorry Young Dolph fans, but he was part of the mass Illuminati moon ritual.
	Who the fuck is Young Dolph?
	That sounds so fake!
	I do not apologize to Young Dolph fans.
	I will apologize after somebody hits me with the sickest Young Dolph song I've ever heard in my life to justify that name.
	Are we going to get to the Rizzler and Baby Gronk?
	The only Dolph I can think of is Dolph Lundgren.
	The name little Dolph literally conjures a small Dolph Lundgren in my mind.
	I can't take you seriously with a name like that.
	And now Dolph Lundgren is doing sports betting ads.
	He's telling people to bet on the Eagles and stuff.
	Oh my god.
	That's okay.
	Homelander is shilling for those horrible mobile games.
	I don't know if you saw that.
	Oh, I haven't.
	That sounds awesome.
	Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
	Yeah, but I mean, Homelander is Homelander.
	That guy is much like Tim Pool in the sense that he's got one thing to ride, and then it might be a little rough for Homelander.
	The Homelander is Homelander.
	Dolph Lundgren is either more or less than that.
	I couldn't tell which way you were going with it until you got to the end.
	Ha ha ha!
	Dolph Lundgren is a state of mind, man.
	Dolph Lundgren is a vibe.
	Just real quick, also, Liam Payne had a lot of tattoos.
	Which, did you see that that's how TMZ confirmed he died?
	They, like, posted photos of his arm, like, flailed out.
	Yeah, I was about to say, you'd be confirmed he died by posting pictures of his grizzly body on that fucking campaign.
	No, that was a thing.
	I mean, I didn't see the photos, but I heard them described to me, and the way I heard it described to me was in a bunch of post-fucking real journalists wagging their finger at TMZ, being like, this is fucked up.
	Like on Twitter, being like, we're not going to post what you did, but we'll tell people what you did, tell you that that was fucked up to do.
	Don't do that again, please.
	What the fuck is wrong with you?
	In the words of Pinhead from Hellraiser, no, don't do that!
	But I saw the Illuminati guy that I watch baking his tattoos as well, because he had these arrows that pointed up, and the hotel that he stayed at had an arrow at the top, so ascension.
	It was also an ascension ritual for him to go up to heaven or something.
	So...
	And you know who else has those arrow tattoos?
	Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender.
	Is there something there?
	I don't know.
	Maybe.
	I've been looking into it.
	Avatar, the James Cameron film.
	James Cameron Terminator, AI. You know?
	Are you with me?
	El doing some sick bakes here.
	Oh, man.
	Yeah, dude.
	You want to come to the decode zone.
	I got you, Chief.
	I'll Kevin Bacon, this motherfucker.
	What sort of fucked up shit are you into?
	What do you hate?
	I'll get you there.
	That'd be great.
	I'm like a consultant for conspiracy theory bullshit.
	You're the sommelier of conspiracy theory.
	You just come over with a menu and give it offerings.
	What to pair with.
	They're just like, oh, is that fancy wine?
	I'm just like, no, this is grape juice.
	Now tell me, what race do you hate the most?
	Anyway.
	We had to skip it briefly because I got fucked up in my web of words here.
	So briefly, it's light and breezy.
	Let's return back to the amuse-bush real quick to just be like, I've heard that we got some new inductees into the Illuminati this week.
	We had to skip over it real quick.
	But I heard that our good friend, greatest rapper of all time, and inventor of rap music, Eminem, Is now Illuminati.
	Is that confirmed?
	Yes.
	Excellent.
	Well done, Eminem.
	Welcome to the fold.
	Yep.
	And we got Jelly Roll, too.
	Oh, what?
	What's the...
	Okay, because my guy that I was watching said that Jelly Roll was part of this elite sacrifice ritual, and I have no fucking idea who that is, so I didn't...
	Jelly Roll's a country singer, and he's been blowing up recently.
	A million years ago.
	His defining characteristics are, one, big fat guy.
	I figured I'd fall on that grenade as the biggest and fattest person on the podcast.
	His most defining characteristic is he is a big lad.
	Two, tattoos and whatnot.
	Three, tortured backstory.
	He's like a recovering addict.
	He does country music and he's having a moment.
	There you go.
	But he liked his moment.
	He didn't have the sort of chaperone moment where it scared him away.
	Yeah, Jelly Roll is comfortable in his fame and his large-sizedness.
	But, uh, so Eminem, every time Eminem decides to, like, step out and endorse the Democrat, this makes Maga Chugs very angry and miserable.
	And now that we are in the QAnon era of existence...
	Thankfully, he's not afraid to make a stand.
	Damn right.
	So, our boy...
	How can anybody say Eminem is corny, you know?
	Sorry.
	So, Q directly themselves posted a bunch of shit about a woman named Rachel Chandler, who is a private citizen that apparently did hang out with famous people, but she's just a photographer, and that's really her job, and some of her photography is edgelord bullshit, like a couple small child in a pentagram with another small child holding a knife over them, and other dumb shit like that.
	Well, I mean, that's only dumb shit depending on the context of it.
	Like, if that's for, like, an album cover or, like, a promotional artwork for, like, a horror film, it actually sounds pretty cool.
	Yeah.
	And the main thing about all of this is that Rachel Chandler took a photo with Bill Clinton back in the good old days.
	And this was on a small plane, which people then misconstrued to be Jeffrey Epstein's plane.
	And numerous investigations have been done into this photo.
	And it was not Epstein's private jet.
	It was a different rich billionaire asshole's private jet.
	But these people didn't care, so they said, oh, Rachel Chandler, when she was a teenager, was on Epstein's plane with Bill Clinton.
	She's obviously one of Epstein's flunkies and gets the children for him.
	And because Rachel Chandler also paled around with a bunch of rich and famous people, there's photos of her with Eminem.
	So now Eminem out endorsing Kamala, doing the whole Democrats are good, vote for them thing.
	So now all the QAnon people are screaming and yelling and screaming, look, he's Illuminati!
	He's doing this because he knows if Trump gets back in, he's finished.
	They're going to bring him down.
	Eminem's going to Kitbo.
	So they're recycling all of the Rachel Chandler bullshit from QAnon's heyday when Epstein didn't kill himself.
	And oh man, oh, we got him now.
	And just telling us the same sob story that we've heard a million times before.
	I'm sure when John Legend or any of the other people on their hate list show up to support the Democrats, they will get extra mad about that as well.
	But that was Eminem's trip to the Illuminati.
	Jelly Roll made a post about just, you know, like, oh, man, people are, like, doing stuff and everyone's fighting.
	And I can't even remember his first name, but Rich from, like, John Rich, I believe is his name.
	He's the country singer idiot who's, like, totally pilled now.
	And, like, Rich replied to Jelly Roll, like, be honest, how many times have you gone to Bohemian Grove?
	And it's like, oh, really?
	We're doing Bohemian Grove still?
	People still care about that shit.
	It's like, oh man.
	I mean, I still care about that shit because at least it's like a real place that has like actual like weird shit in it instead of a nothing that has nothing in it.
	Like most of Q&A conspiracies.
	Yeah.
	But the thing about it, the thing that's so funny about fucking Bohemian Grove is that most of their heroes go to Bohemian Grove.
	Like they all love Clarence Thomas.
	Well, yeah.
	I mean, Donald Trump was palling around with Epstein all the time.
	I mean, it's just like, was it just because they happen to be rich white dudes or, you know?
	Yeah.
	Who knows?
	It's the same thing with everybody who was ever in Diddy's social circle that now has to field these accusations against them in one way or another.
	It's just like, were they in on it?
	And it's just like...
	Who knows, you know?
	Yeah, it was the greatest thing.
	Elon posted the fucking Venn diagram meme of people on Epstein's list, people on Diddy's list, and everyone replied to him.
	It was like, that's you, idiot!
	You're fucking tied to Epstein and Diddy!
	What the fuck are you trying to say, Elon?
	And Elon just ignored them.
	He's like, oh no, only the evil Democrat pederasts are connected to Diddy and Epstein.
	It's like, no, it's also you.
	I only like women under the age of 18 in the countries that is legal.
	Yeah, that's our boy.
	That's our boy, Elon.
	Oh, God.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	I mean, allegedly, you know, a million dollars to make this problem go away, Elon.
	All right, so let's talk about something a little bit breezier than Elon Musk because we had to dredge his ass back up.
	Let's get back to Donald Trump and his BFF, Adolf Hitler.
	A man he admired very much, apparently.
	Him and Ye have that in common.
	They're like, you know what?
	He was allegedly a bad guy, but he did have a lot of stuff going for him.
	You have to give him that.
	And it's like, what?
	No?
	You're saying you don't have to give him that?
	Well, I will give him that.
	I think Hitler did a bunch of great stuff, says Donald Trump, and yay.
	Mike, let's talk about all the great stuff Hitler did, shall we?
	Losing World War II and killing himself.
	Those were the great things he did.
	Don't forget fucking his cousin.
	LAUGHTER Time for the mailbag!
	Yeah, I mean, well, if we had conservative listeners, they would have parked up to that, you know?
	Yes!
	Oh, shit!
	The funniest thing about all of this that's coming out now is that this is people from Trump's staff.
	This is from, like, the military advisors inside the Trump administration.
	What a bunch of losers.
	I've always said that about them.
	When I hired them, I was like, I'm going to hire these losers.
	And they're losers.
	Yes.
	That's what Trump told us.
	If you're like me president, I'm going to staff my administration with a bunch of losers and idiots.
	That was always his promise to the American people.
	It was great.
	And you have to give it to him.
	He did do that.
	He fulfilled that promise.
	It was like a rotating door.
	It was like a fucking bag carousel at an airport.
	It was insane.
	Exactly.
	Yeah, so our boy, Trump, his military advisors all have talked about the fact that he mused about the fact that he really wishes he had generals that were loyal to him, like Germany's generals were.
	And when the military people were like, do you mean like the Kaiser or someone else?
	And he's like, no, no, absolutely Hitler.
	And his advisors had to tell him, yo, Hitler's generals tried to kill him.
	Rommel had to commit suicide after failing to kill Hitler because they all realized the war was lost and Hitler wouldn't stop fighting it.
	So they were like, fuck it, we got to drop this guy if we want to not have Germany bombed into a crater.
	And that failed and then Germany got bombed into a crater.
	It was great.
	And Trump just refused to acknowledge that Hitler did not have undying fealty from his military, that they actively conspired to murder him at various times during his administration.
	And the greatest thing about all of this is I'm seeing a bunch of people on social media talking about this now, and they're saying, yeah, Democrats are calling Trump Hitler.
	This is a bunch of fucking desperation.
	It's like, no, it's not Democrats.
	It's his own staff.
	It's his own military advisors who are saying this.
	This isn't like a...
	Well, it's both.
	I mean, we've been calling him Hitler for a long time now.
	We're just like, hey, this dude is acting like Hitler.
	And now they're coming along and they're like, I can't believe they're comparing him to Hitler.
	Dude, we've been doing that.
	That's fucking old news at this point.
	He has always been acting kind of like Hitler.
	It's just getting worse.
	Also, because I saw Elon, this conversation came because of the Atlantic article that was, it was headline Trump, I need the kind of generals that Hitler had.
	And Elon, like, shared a mock of that, a headline that was like, Dems say that Trump is literally Hitler.
	But, like, this article was...
	It's very depressing, actually.
	It was a greater article about the army private that was the woman who was killed and, like, brutally murdered and buried and...
	Hidden for months by a fellow soldier.
	And she had Mexican heritage.
	And it was a greater article about how Trump promised to pay for her funeral.
	And when her family came to him with the cost, he was like, it doesn't cost $60,000 to bury a fucking Mexican.
	And some of that Hitler commentary, I think, came out of that meeting as well.
	Um, so just an absolutely fucking monster of a piece of shit.
	And it's like, yeah, he, I don't care.
	I don't, you're making fun of an article about, you know, this woman that was like brutally murdered.
	Yeah, and the thing is, is that what Elon's posting is a fake, and literally people, like, screen grab the fact that the thing Elon posted is already community noted, and they're saying, screen grabbing this for when Elon takes the community note off, because, like, Elon loves arguing.
	He's like, well, anyone who posts anything fake will get community noted, and when he gets community noted, he's like, remove that.
	I own this place.
	You cannot community note me.
	I am the god-emperor of Twitter.
	I am the community note on X, the everything app.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	I refuse to give up the name Twitter.
	The domain name will constantly redirect here.
	Until nobody calls it Twitter ever again.
	Oh yeah, that's going to happen anytime soon.
	Yeah, so...
	Yeah, our giant dumb boy, I just saw something like right before we went on air, someone posted an article about how Elon retweeted something about Paul Pelosi being attacked, and it was obviously bullshit.
	And the person talking to Elon said, Elon, nobody would fall for this.
	What is going on?
	And Elon said, fuck you!
	Elon's dumb enough to fall for it.
	He got tricked by an obvious parody fucking article about Paul Pelosi's gay lover hitting him with a hammer.
	I really appreciate all of these billionaire visionaries of industry exposing that capitalism is bullshit.
	You're not a genius.
	You didn't obtain billions of dollars because you're smarter and better than everybody else.
	You're just a moron that had connections and failed upwards.
	That's why this worked out the way it did.
	It's like, get over yourself.
	Calm down.
	Alright, so on that note of talking about our two favorite people who are definitely nothing alike for haters out there, Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler.
	Yo, yo, God, yeah.
	Two, there's no way, in no way, shape, or form does Trump wish he was Hitler.
	In no way, shape, or form.
	Absolutely not.
	And certainly not all the ways that he says he wishes he was out loud to people around him, where they're just like, certainly you mean the Kaiser, and he's like, no, I don't.
	Adolf Hitler.
	Huge dick, I heard.
	I've read the literature.
	I've got the books.
	Some people think I don't read.
	I read a lot of books.
	Probably more books than anyone.
	They're all about his hog and the...
	This one here is called Mein Hog.
	But Mr.
	Trump...
	In German that means my hog.
	That's right.
	I know German.
	People wouldn't think I know German, but I'm actually great at the German language thanks to my hog.
	Anyway.
	Mr.
	Trump, they say he only had one testicle.
	That's a scientist's lie.
	The Fuhrer had two perfectly working testicles.
	He had to have one removed because his dick was too big.
	I mean, can you blame the guy?
	They were just like, look, your penis is too big, so we either have to take some off of your penis or we have to get rid of one of your balls.
	I think that most of us, between the dick and the balls, I think that you go dick every time.
	I think most men would go for their dick.
	Thank you for your question, CNN host.
	President Trump, I was asking about the economy.
	You know what I don't like?
	Sharks.
	Why are we doing anything about these fucking sharks?
	Hitler would have had a final solution for those sharks.
	Let me tell you.
	How about this?
	We wrapped him up and put him into ovens.
	Whoa, whoa!
	After Dark!
	You were playing a dangerous game when you were playing with other jokes, which is why it looks like way now back to the mailbag.
	That's where I was trying to get us previously.
	Her kommer et podcast-tips fra Ekast.
	God bedring er tilbake.
	Hver uke svarer lege Vassim Sahid, psykolog Jan Ole Hesselberg, og meg, Cecilie Ramona Koss-Furzett, på dine spørsmål.
	Og så fjaser vi så klart med gjester da.
	Noe som man unngåelig kommer til i et forhold, og det er den vektingen mellom stabiliteten og begjæret.
	Du bruker jo noen par letegjester ved, da.
	Ja, ja.
	Du ser liksom krangle på gjesterdagen, og tenker, nå skal vi gå hjem og ligge sammen etterpå.
	Our listeners got questions.
	We got answers.
	It's time for Q and A. Honestly, if he wasn't running for president of the United States, you know, if he was just...
	If he just stayed the host of stupid reality TV shows...
	What a guy.
	Sorry.
	He is...
	Mebad asks, candy corn sucks.
	Made out of corn syrup, shaped like a triangle, is it a conspiracy by big corn and the Illuminati to brainwash, to get brainwashing chemicals into our bodies?
	No, because nobody eats it, because it sucks.
	I mean, that does sound like it would be a perfectly conservative-style plan, the sort of thing where they think they're really cooking something, and they're just like, get this, we'll make a candy like, you know, But the thing is, who would fall for that?
	You can't brainwash a group of people if no one's going to eat the product.
	I mean, it's right there on the 10.
	You led with the question, which was candy corn sucks, right?
	Right.
	That's the thing, is that if you're going to get hit with a brainwashing chemical, you've got to make it something we enjoy, like mints or a popular gum.
	Then you could get the brainwashing chemicals into us to make us think the earth is round and all that good stuff.
	I mean, you gotta have a better access way than just, oh, this terrible candy!
	Oh, now I think that fiat currency is good and the gold standard is bad.
	Now, dear listener, I understand that some of you might be one of the few candy corn lovers out there.
	I know that there are some of you the same people that keep weird products like Necco Wave or some float and whatnot.
	And, you know, I'm not trying to diminish your life or whatever.
	But I am saying that I am amongst you when it comes to movie candy.
	You know, I like snow caps.
	I think a lot of people think the snow caps are gross.
	But if I was the Illuminati, I would not be trying to brainwash anybody into anything by using snow caps.
	Like, you're only going to get a small amount of people, you know?
	Sort of like a Scientologist game.
	They seem perfectly satisfied getting a few rubes that just wander into their place.
	They put the sticks in their hand.
	They give the whole razzmatazz.
	It's just like...
	Don't be like Scientologists, you know?
	Don't buy into that hype.
	Go big if you want to brainwash people.
	Big!
	I should do that.
	I should go to a big Scientologist church and get an E-meter and see what my Thetan level is.
	Just walk in and act like a total doe-eyed name.
	So, this is Scientology.
	What are you guys about?
	Just...
	Find out how many alien parasites are living inside my body.
	And if it's going to be high six figures or low seven figures, sure, move them all from me so I can actually become...
	I can actually incarnate the spirit of L. Ron Hubbard inside of me.
	You said the words together now.
	I can't stop thinking about big Scientology being young Rolf's MC duo companion.
	Yeah, I'm going to the sickest show ever.
	It's big Scientology and young Rolf.
	Oh, God.
	I'll be big Scientology for a grand total of two weeks before the cease and desist order comes down, because of all the things Scientology is, they are incredibly litigious.
	You just have to spell it differently, like the sci-fi channel.
	Sorry, Hayley.
	Yes, yes.
	No, I'm just...
	Does anyone here like cotton candy?
	Are we three for three?
	We don't like it?
	Or candy corn?
	Candy corn's bad.
	I don't like candy corn.
	I like cotton candy.
	So when you were like, are we three for three on cotton candy?
	I'm like, no.
	I haven't had cotton candy.
	Cotton candy, eh.
	I mean, I like the novelty of it more than I like the flavor or eating of it.
	I like watching it being made, which is something I don't think I could even say about candy corn.
	And then we press the flavored wax into the seal.
	Okay, great.
	Because I'm finding wildly different information.
	I googled it, like how many people like candy corn.
	Was that why you were going so quiet there?
	I thought that you were maybe the Isaac Hayes to our South Park and that you were just like, I can't believe they're making fun of Scientology.
	These motherfuckers, don't they know that I'm a proud Scientologist?
	No, I don't know.
	Fuck them.
	There was a 2022 survey that found that 34% of Americans hate candy corn, 22% love it, and 44% are indifferent.
	And that is wildly different from the National Confectioners Association, which claims 80% of Americans enjoy eating candy corn, which I find super lying on.
	Honestly, the second one, obviously a lie.
	Transparently false.
	Just get a room of people together and do that survey yourself.
	The first one, where they were just like, hey, it's kind of 50-50 between people that dislike or are ambivalent to buy and people that just don't give a fuck.
	Also a lie.
	Get a room full of people together.
	Dude, do the Pepsi challenge.
	I'm saying around 7 out of 10 people are going to be like, candy corn is gross.
	I never intend on eating it again in my whole life.
	Listen, do you like candy corn?
	What I would say is that if you had a party of some kind and you put out bowls of all the various candies, then you would have more people eating from all the other bowls.
	And they'd be like, one or two candy corn freaks.
	And you'd be sort of like...
	Well, this is going to be our bowl because nobody else is going to touch this shit.
	Just chowing down in the kitchen.
	There's also a chance that it's one of those things you just have to age into because I had a moxie recently.
	Let's not go crazy.
	I had a sip of someone's moxie to give it the old college try because it had been like 20 years.
	And man, when I was like...
	20 years ago, me, I would have told you that all moxie tasted just like horrid piss and just it was like completely undrinkable.
	It was like a challenge to get through it.
	And then I had it this time around and I was like, oh, it's all right.
	I mean, you know, it's fine.
	It's worse than root beer, but what are you gonna do?
	I was just like, okay, that was my impression of it now.
	So palates do change.
	Maybe at some point I will crave the flavored wax.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I don't remember.
	When I was a kid, I remember having a filet of fish and being horrified by it, and now I enjoy tartar sauce, so I will have that on my shrimp and my filets and all that kind of stuff.
	And your filets.
	Oh, fish.
	Wow, McDonald's was really cooking.
	They did.
	Oh, they crushed it.
	Boom.
	Great restaurant.
	You know, I used to think I was worried you guys used to just use your hands to put the fries in the bag, and now I see that you don't do that.
	So relieved.
	That's pretty close to a real thing that he said, which is insane.
	He implied that he thought that there was...
	Just straight hand fry action happening.
	Which is like completely maddening to think about.
	Anyway, sorry.
	Nope, it's fine.
	We're in the mailbag.
	All the guardrails are off.
	Like a potential second Trump term.
	Vote.
	Vote, you fucking idiots.
	Vote.
	Boom.
	That's my voter outreach.
	Scolding our audience like idiots.
	Just a dumb angry man that I am.
	I'm wearing my Arizona for Abortion Access shirt.
	Yay!
	This ain't 1864 no more.
	And it's got a cowgirl on it.
	Yes.
	We'll post that to your Twitter feed.
	I'll signal boost it.
	Wow.
	He will deign to wave his followers upon it.
	I'll retreat it.
	I'll get it out there.
	I mean...
	I think Chaley already early voted too.
	Just know that Chaley can have a thousand times more engagement than you if she ever wants to just post pictures of her feet.
	That's just the way it works.
	Oh my god!
	Stay humble!
	She can destroy you with her feet.
	Her feet alone!
	Oh, there was this incredible quote tweet.
	Like, the original tweet was, seeing, like, girls get, like, two, three million dollars with their OnlyFans while I gotta get up at 6am to do my job.
	And it's just a picture of a guy, like, just crashing out hard and, like, all this kind of stuff.
	And the quote tweet replied, said, hey, buddy, let's see those feet.
	Get them out.
	Best reaction ever.
	Honest opinion.
	How World After Dark teaser question for you two.
	Be honest with yourself.
	Gender ratio wise foot fetish out of a hundred.
	Where do you think the needle falls there?
	I think that the world more cares about male fetishes because that's where the money is.
	It feels like it's an 80-20 men are just totally sick about feet kind of thing.
	I feel like I'm more plugged in than most traditionally, like, mostly straight dudes, like, in terms of lady fetish stuff, just because of the circles I roll with or whatever, you know?
	Dig it.
	I do a left-leaning podcast every week, you know what I mean?
	But honestly, dude, like, every person I know who's, like, an out-and-proud foot fetishist is a man.
	Every single one.
	100%.
	So, I just don't know if the gender split is like 99.8 to, you know, 0.2, or if ladyfoot fetishists are just sort of like more quiet about their love of dude feet.
	But...
	But, like, the only people I see censoring pictures of their feet online are female presenting, because they know that the demographic that wants that stuff is them.
	Like, the craziest thing that I've, like, I'd love to go back in time and just be like, dude, 20 years ago, me, hanging out, dude, on your IRC chat or what have you, like, dig on this, little fat hombre.
	Uh...
	When you're my age, women are going to have to censor pictures of their feet online because perverts will take those to jerk off to.
	So they'll have to mosaic that shit like it's a dick in an off-the-boat Japanese porn movie.
	You know what I'm talking about.
	I'm like, no, I don't!
	It is like, I am you.
	You definitely know what I'm talking about.
	Shut up.
	Alright, cool.
	I'm out.
	I'm not going to give you any useful information because that will disrupt a time stream.
	I'm just here to fucking blow your mind.
	I got my hands on a time machine.
	This is one of the things we're allowed to do with it.
	Ladies' feet.
	Who to knew?
	Yeah.
	God.
	But then I would destroy time anyway because I would have my foot fetish empire.
	I'm like, I knew it was coming.
	You dirty dogs.
	I've been collecting these pictures for 20 years.
	Why did this guy reserve the website sexyfeet.com like two seconds after the internet started?
	What the fuck is a feat gone wild?
	Who would even want that?
	And then flash forward 20 years.
	And introducing our newest shark to Shark Tank, the foot fetish entrepreneur of the world and designer of fucking Feet Go Wild.
	It's Mysterious Al.
	It's like, thank you.
	Yes, people do love ejaculating to feet.
	It's excellent.
	Thank you.
	Yes, I am very rich.
	Thank you.
	And in a surprise twist, because I'm rich, vote for Trump.
	That's right.
	Timeline is all fucked up now.
	Mysterious has got money.
	He was not kidding about that selling out stuff, I guess.
	Staff, aka Dread, says, Not really a question, more of a request.
	Say something cute and funny to make me giggle, pretty please.
	I think we did that with the foot fetish stuff.
	I don't know.
	What'd you say?
	I said, say something cute.
	Say something cute?
	Isn't that what she said?
	Say something cute?
	Yes, something cute.
	Kittens!
	Kittens are cute.
	I've said kittens.
	I'm doing kittens.
	For a while there, you guys were doing like an unintentional who's on first.
	It was pretty funny.
	She told me I said something cute, so I said something cute.
	Yeah, but I didn't hear what you said.
	I said something was cute.
	You know, I said it was cute.
	Or if you do it with Seinfeld voice, same thing.
	Or I guess Seinfeld cast voice, because I could also just picture fucking George Costanza Jerry!
	It's so funny because I've only seen like four episodes of that show, you know, but God, what a cultural impact.
	It's a real book.
	I wish Jerry Seinfeld could still be funny, but you know, woke.
	Am I right, guys?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Did you see that he turned around and he's like trying to backpedal on that?
	He's just like, oh, I'm sorry that I said that.
	What's the deal with me saying that thing?
	And dating 18-year-olds, what's the deal?
	Look, yeah, it's like, buddy, we all want to date 18-year-olds, you know, but just like gently taps them on the chest.
	But you can't do it, bud.
	It's like, you know, we all, like, every single rock song was about dating a 14-year-old girl, it turns out, but you're just not supposed to do it.
	That's what art's for, you know?
	Yeah.
	Oh, God, you're saying rock song unlocked that thing in my head.
	Like, apparently the lead singer of Red Hot Chili Peppers has, like, a 19-year-old girlfriend now, and he's, like, 52.
	It's just like...
	That's incredible.
	I always love it when they have girlfriends that are younger than whatever daughters they probably have.
	Amazing.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	But, you know, you imagine that you have enough money at that point where it's just like, geez, what do you talk about when they have to meet each other?
	It's just like, I'm fucking rich as fuck.
	They never have to meet each other.
	I will stash water, both of them, in an island someplace like that.
	You don't know.
	Did you know I'm a red-hot chili pepper, you know?
	We did songs about California 20 years ago.
	If only I was talking about feet 20 years ago, because that would just blow up as being relevant to our current times.
	Be like, oh my god, California feet!
	The peppers knew!
	They foresaw the prophecy!
	I don't get it, Anthony!
	Rollercoaster of feet!
	What does that even mean?
	You know?
	Like, we're trying to lay down this track, it sounds pretty good, but what's the feet got to do with it?
	Why don't we be like love, a bone ring, a sex?
	He's like, trust me, 20 years feet is going to mean sex.
	It's all going to work out.
	Trust me, the VH1 documentary about us in the future is going to be incredible.
	The smash cut to 20 years of the future, VH1 is a nothing.
	Nobody even knows what that is anymore.
	And then Akedis is just like, wow, time travel is a horse mistress.
	Rollercoaster!
	Of feet!
	Was any of that cute enough?
	Did we do the prompt?
	I hope the Hellworld AI chatbot desperately trying to placate the user input.
	I will say this has been a pretty good episode for potential Hellworld animated clips.
	If we ever break big, we have money to hire artists to animate us.
	Or just an editor?
	How does Hawk Tua get an editor?
	How do they get a deal?
	Well, Hawk 2 was backed by the Illuminati.
	She took that DNA test and she's Jewish and everyone was like, oh, I knew it!
	This was obviously Illuminati confirmed.
	That's how she got so big.
	It's like, oh, really?
	Oh, my God.
	You people.
	You absolute idiot people.
	I hate that her gamut somehow paid off.
	I hate that dumb fucking losers are listening to that podcast.
	Yeah.
	We should do a React episode to that, Mike.
	We should listen to one.
	Yeah, we should do...
	That should be what we should do.
	We should Parasite Talk Tua.
	Oh my god, like the Infowars podcast where they just distinct each episode?
	Right, yes.
	We need to be the knowledge fight to talk to Tua.
	It would be the greatest thing ever.
	Oh, man.
	That would be...
	Oh, if only.
	If only we could sand away the rough edges enough to make a marketable enough thing to make that work, that would be...
	Could you imagine if that was the dorky idea that we just did for a goof and it took off and that was how we started making money?
	Yes.
	Are we parasiting off of something that we hate?
	Absolutely.
	Absolutely.
	That's what's always so weird about Knowledge Fight.
	All this genre in general is what happens when Alex Jones goes away?
	What did happen when Alex Jones went away?
	Are they still just sort of picking those bones since it's still kind of ongoing?
	November 13th is when the auction to get rid of all of his shit is going to go off.
	Basically, Alex is making it very clear that he's trying to find rich people to buy all his shit and give it back to him.
	I've got a stage here.
	I need you to buy it.
	I need you to buy it and then give it to me.
	Gratis.
	No strings of tax.
	If there's any tax on it, I need you to pay that too.
	Because I'm broke.
	I'm real broke.
	I'm very broke.
	I'm so broke.
	That's basically it.
	And the other side of it is people wondering if a bunch of rich people who hate Alex Jones and want to give the Sandy Hook families piles of money are going to come in on the other side and try to buy this stuff to take it away from him.
	So it's...
	It's all going to shake out in like three weeks, basically, what happens.
	If you're listening to somebody with deep pockets, buy us the InfoWard stage and then bankroll us doing some sort of live streaming video content.
	We will do the show video style.
	I will reveal my mysterious form or I will dress like a Klansman or something.
	I mean, something's really different.
	It just robes in a face mask.
	And we will do the show, but from the Infoword stage.
	Could you imagine?
	That would be great.
	That would be so much better than us having to ride hot to his coattails.
	Yeah.
	Because as funny as that would be, I mean, it would require listening to that show.
	Probably multiple times if you really wanted to be professional about it.
	I know, I just looked at the episodes and there's none that I would literally want to subject to.
	I just don't think I can sit through that much astrophysics talk, you know?
	I don't have the attention span for that much math.
	Yeah, when she broke down the three-body problem with Neil deGrasse Tyson, that was, like, fucking intense.
	She was like, yeah, and then the third body has a penis I spit on when I suck it.
	It's like, whoa!
	I like the episodes on YouTube and the first episode is I said Haktua and now I'm here.
	The next episode is with her grandma.
	I told granny about Haktua.
	And then I don't know who any of these other people are except for she has Jojo Siwa on at one point.
	Oh!
	I feel like That's pretty bad for all the people you could have said.
	I hated the corporate moment that people were trying to manufacture for that girl more than almost anything I've ever seen in my life.
	Everything about her just sucked to high heaven.
	Which is super funny, because at the same time, Rebecca Black is in the middle of her redemption arc, like, in a big way.
	Like, she's one of the world's biggest pop stars right now.
	Which is, again, like, let me jump in my time travel machine to fuck with my younger self again.
	Just time travel back to when that fucking Friday song broke and just be like, dude, let me hit that blunt real quick.
	Alright, cool.
	Dig on this.
	She's going to be one of the biggest pop stars of the planet in 20 years.
	We did a remake of Friday 2 and it was so aware of the meme culture that she was a part of at the time.
	Are you talking about the one she did during her live DJ set?
	No, no, there was a music video that she put out, and it's very meme-heavy, and it's just a remix of Friday.
	I thought it was funny.
	It's crazy, because, I mean, let's be real.
	What'd she put out Friday?
	Anybody who told you that they thought she had talent was lying to you.
	It seemed pretty clear that she didn't just have that innate it factor thing where you're just like, that child is just shining with the brilliance of greatness.
	It makes me respect her even more.
	She had to work so hard to get where she is.
	I saw where she started.
	Like, I seen it.
	I seen it and I heard it and I hated it.
	And now, if I saw her, I'd have to be like, I honestly love the stuff you do now, and respect.
	I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, like, say, hey, you really proved us wrong, because that'd be really disrespectful, but I'd give her the look that indicates it, you know?
	Just be like, dude, well done.
	I'm so proud of you.
	Is that the next bonus episode?
	Just the Rebecca of the Lagged Redemption arc?
	Yeah.
	Versus how fucking horrible Jojo Siwa is?
	Yuck.
	Anyhow, I hope that was cute and made you giggle.
	Pancake Peasant asks, Haley Illuminati confirmed as Insane Clown Posse endorses Kamala Harris.
	How do you answer the charges and what other celebrity endorsements can you manifest?
	Oh shit, yeah.
	Thank you, listener, for bringing this up.
	I saw this.
	You did?
	Did you die?
	Oh, he did.
	Yeah, it states that it...
	That was good timing.
	I love it when it does that.
	Yeah.
	I'm back.
	I touched the wire and immediately knew what happened, so I went to correct it.
	Anyway, I'll cut this right back in briefly.
	All right.
	Five, four...
	Yeah, the ICP thing was crazy.
	I saw that one, and I was just like, oh, this is charming, and it's something that we should talk about on the show, but I forgot to squeeze it in there someplace.
	So, yeah, how do you feel about that one, Chaley?
	I thought it was funny that we were talking about that, because, okay, I saw, I hope you're listening, listener.
	I saw somebody say that they would go to the Gathering of the Juggalos with me, and I've been wanting to get to my replies.
	It's just been kind of a week.
	And if you are listening, I would love that.
	Hit me up.
	In DMs.
	But...
	I wish I wasn't an old, weary coward and that that didn't sound like a tremendous hassle.
	Because there are parts of it that would...
	I want to do it one year.
	I'm not saying...
	I feel like I may get covered in other people's poop, though.
	I don't want that.
	I don't want that life.
	I've aged out of being willing to wade through other people's poop.
	I'll ask questions before fully committing, but I did like that there was that little, it did feel a little Illuminati moon ritual that Violent J did that, like, what was it, Daily Show Q&A? Where he was talking about,
	they were like, they had like Harris, Vance, Walls, I don't know who that is.
	And he was just like, when he saw Trump, he's like, fuck that guy.
	And then he was like, I'm voting for Kamala because I love my mom.
	And it was just so, and then the mushrooms kicked in.
	He's like, the mushrooms are kicking in.
	And his outfit was fly.
	And I thought it was a funny, funny, just little Illuminati moment, you know, because we just talked about it.
	Also, I saw somebody comment in that video that the ICP makeup is, the face detection scanners get all fucked up with the ICP makeup, and the ICP makeup will be the face of the revolution.
	In the grimdark future, we will all be Juggalos.
	We will all ride for the Dark Carnival.
	That's what this is all about.
	The thing about this is, I'm trying to figure out what other famous people have a niche market in a swing state.
	Is there some Arizonian that actually holds sway in Arizona that could endorse Kamala that would really help out your state?
	Emma Stone?
	Okay.
	She is talented and attractive.
	I'm a stone.
	It is.
	Emma Stone is an Arizona celebrity that, for some reason, there's hotels that have Emma Stone themed drinks.
	Rob's not great.
	He's so hardcore MAGA, he gets thrown off the stage five minutes into his stuff.
	Yeah, it's just kind of a funny celebrity to laugh.
	Frankie Muniz lives here.
	His power levels are a little too high for regular MAGA level people.
	Yeah.
	And Rob Schneider, obviously, but he's like a hardcore MAGA guy.
	Yeah.
	Nope, that's about it.
	A lot of the famous people here are just like, oh, wow.
	A generational actor or talent comes out of Arizona.
	There's not a lot of cool people.
	I'm sure you guys have a bunch of famous people that we just don't know about.
	I guess Emma Stone would be just...
	I don't.
	In this day and age?
	Oh, Alex Cooper, that's a big one.
	He's, like, infamously, like, there's, like, Cooper's down.
	He's just the sort of guy who likes turquoise.
	I don't know if people care about that person.
	It's like a southwestern thing.
	Oh, George Takai!
	George Takai lives here.
	I don't know full-time, but he does.
	God came down from heaven and he told me.
	The McRib is coming back.
	Sorry, I didn't really get you guys on the hook for that one.
	I got a genuine lean-in from one, maybe both of you.
	Although it's hard to tell if Hayley was just reading something about her terrorism plot.
	It's been a busy day.
	What am I looking forward to?
	Well, in the not-too-distant future, just about a week from now, the Pokemon mobile card game, like the new one of those is coming out, and I'm excited for that because I liked that game when I was a kid, so I would like an easy version of it in my pocket that I can play and deck around with now that I am an adult, and I don't feel like dealing with the real card game because it's like a billion cards and requires transportation and such, so...
	Yeah, I like a dorky card game.
	I'm going to give it a go.
	Awesome if you actually...
	Try hard for a little while and see if it's any good.
	...for devastating success at Fairy Time Fable and it actually became the number one Pokemon master in the world at that game.
	Yeah, I mean, I don't really...
	I'm not sure if such a thing is really that possible.
	It seems like with the initial set only being around 200 or so cards, I feel like the meta is going to be figured out pretty quickly.
	But I'm not sure what their planned release cycle is for their new stuff.
	So I will get on the ground floor and try to just crush getting my collection from the jump and then just have enough time and resources to try to keep up with it when the new sets come out or whatever.
	Yeah.
	I also hear tell that one of my favorite Pokemon, a little fellow named Mewtwo, has a pretty good card.
	That's cool.
	I'm also on Team Mewtwo.
	Hashtag Team Haymaker.
	Screw Rain Dance.
	It's all about Haymaker.
	All about Hitmo-chan.
	and linden bombs.
	Yeah, I think there is a version of that deck in this sort of thing.
	The Return of Farfetch'd, it's just like the original Pokemon card game where Farfetch'd was a dorky random Pokemon that got played the first back in the early days.
	Anyway, this is interesting to nobody.
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	You can follow us on Twitter, at Hellworld, with a Q, 7-0.
	That is going to be on all social media, but specifically Twitter.
	I think that's the only place we really do anything with that.
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	God bedring er tilbake.
	Hver uke svarer lege Vassim Sahid, psykolog Jan Ole Hesselberg, og meg, Cecilie Ramona Koss-Furzett, på dine spørsmål.
	Og så fjaser vi så klart med gjester da.
	Noe som man unngåelig kommer til i et forhold, og det er den vektingen mellom stabiliteten og begjæret.
	Det virker jo som noen par letegjesterer, da.
	Ja, ja.

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