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Oct. 14, 2024 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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Adventures in HellwQrld Presents: Mark Fitchem is nuts

Today Haley and Mike do a deep dive on a video Mark Fitchem shared and learn all about the Loosh and what conspiracy theorists think the Loosh is all about. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hello everybody, I'm Mike Rains, aka...
Poker and Politics, and welcome to this week's discussion of right-wing content on the internet, which is Mark Fincham's insane video he linked from some nut.
I'm here with Haley, who is from Arizona, and thus that's how she found this, because Mark Fincham's one of her problems.
Hey Haley, enjoying that your elected officials are neck deep in this shit?
Hello, yes, of course.
Yes, yes, yes.
Mark Fincham's an interesting character in the sense that he sucks.
But he's just got a very long, long, long history in Arizona that is like...
He used to be a cop in Kalamazoo.
Which is not Arizona.
And then he moved to Arizona and eventually ran for the state house.
And he won a seat in 2014 and was just immediately like You know, introducing terrible shit, voting for terrible shit, being a piece of shit.
A former Republican state senator here, Paul Boyer, referred to him as one of the dumbest members of the Arizona legislature.
So that's him.
He's also incredibly far right.
He's an Oath Keeper, for one.
And he was at January 6th.
There's a pretty good shot of him on the steps in his usual cowboy hat attire.
He was at all the Stop the Steal stuff before that.
I remember him wearing a jacket that had Honey Badger on the back.
And he did the Honey Badger Don't Quit thing.
Yeah, he was big into the honey badger don't give a fuck thing.
That was one of his big mantras.
He was just like, honey badger don't give a fuck.
That's like boomer old memes, you know?
He's a member of the Coalition of Western States as the Arizona Coordinator, which is a group that was formed to support the Bundy confrontations, the standoffs, and that was founded by Washington State Representative Matt Shea, who was like fucking censured for being a domestic terrorist.
So, you know, he's a normal guy.
And then in general... He's incredibly pilled.
He was at the QAnon Vegas conference with QAnon John.
He regularly shares conspiracy theories and is just involved in conspiracy theories.
He ran for Secretary of State in the 2022 election against Adrian Fontes and lost pretty hard.
But now he's back...
He ran for Arizona Senate.
He beat Ken Bennett in the Republican primary earlier this year, and Ken Bennett was somewhat seen as one of the more reasonable candidates.
Republicans, but Yavapai County, which is the area that he ran in, is an incredibly red district.
It's just an incredibly red area, so it's going to go to the Republican unless Fincham goes to jail, which is still likely because he's also involved in that Millersville QAnon cop drama.
Which we won't get too deep into, because that's a whole thing in itself.
But the conspiratorial cop who's been like deputizing like so-called pedophile hunters and QAnon loons With illegally and just like conducting raids with them that are just based off of conspiracy nonsense and he got raided by the Tennessee FBI and Then Fincham is now going about bragging that he's also involved in all this like
accessing something called Finkem Which is not...
It's like a financial data that cops have access to and is meant to be used by law enforcement to monitor...
What do you call it?
Financial transactions and fraud.
Yeah, financial fraud.
And they allegedly, Fincham's bragging that they gave him access to it illegally.
So he may be facing some pretty big crimes here in a minute because that's straight up financial crimes.
But that's a little bit of the background on Mark Fincham.
So now we will get into this video that he shared.
I posted about it.
I'm more on Blue Sky lately.
But I did jump over to Twitter just to be like, hey, Arizona media folks, Mitchum shared the most batshit fucking shit that imaginable.
If anyone wants to, like, maybe get a hold of that, nobody gave a shit.
Nobody cared. So we're covering it.
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Yeah, so this video is made by a guy named Chris McNelly, and Chris is, from his timeline, a very pilled QAnon promoter, slash, kind of on the Stu Peters, where if it's a conspiracy, I'm just going to believe in it, I'm just going to throw it out there, I'm just going to try to do something so I can monetize some, I can get some bucks off of it.
Because that's how this operates.
This whole thing is just one big grift.
The thing about this video is it's not very long.
It's like, I don't know, five or six minutes, somewhere around there.
But for some reason, Twitter doesn't give you a time run on the videos that are implanted.
But this video has a lie per second rate that is impressive.
It's close to Fall Cabal, where Janet O was just throwing bullshit at you over and over and over again.
And just peppering you with that nonsense.
And this video is much the same way.
Chris is doing this thing where he's talking in a podcaster studio setup where he's got his mic that's called Glowy and doing different colors.
And I now have a Glowy microphone, so I'm just as cool as Chris is.
It did remind me of his mic.
Yes. Reminds me of the rave mic.
My brand new rave mic.
It's why I don't sound like I'm in a well shouting up at little Timmy to get Lassie to have the town rescue me again.
But then you jump from him to background video.
He's just hitting you with all these visuals of all these other conspiracies and And it's never stopping.
He's just saying every buzzword he can.
He brings up the Getty Museum right away.
Pizza Gate is real.
Right. That's his opening line.
His opening line is, Pizza Gate is real, and it's going to be exposed soon.
And then he just goes from there to just not talk about Pizza Gate at all, except as something tangential to all the rest of the other things that he's talking about.
When he says that, too, the visual behind him shows a little Pepe with a MAGA hat and American flag, and you see a dam about to break, and it just says, like, unawakened masses, the dam's about to break, and then it's like, behind the dam, it's like, NXIVM, Epstein Island, Hollywood, Pedogate, Vatican, Royal Family, DC Pedo Ring, and Mega Churches.
I liked that addition.
Yes, the megachurches are part of the plot to keep America from knowing about the unrepentant pedophilia going on at the highest levels.
And this is the thing about this video, is that it's boom, it's boom.
You see that meme for a split second, and if you don't pause on it, you can't read it.
And then the next thing they got, they got a guy...
Kwasam Soleimani with a ring.
It's got an arrow on it.
Oprah's got a ring with an arrow on it.
There's a picture of Epstein.
There's a guy wearing a t-shirt that says Pizzagate is not fake news.
There's Katy Perry wearing a hoodie that has a pepperoni pizza on it.
There's just so...
Like a red glowing man.
There's like dead bodies.
Clintons. These people are sick.
More dead bodies.
More glowing bodies.
I think I see Pisaki really tiny in there.
This is just one still.
Right. They just throw all this stuff at you in an effort to just keep you bamboozled and off balance.
Yeah. And you just have all these things that he's not even talking about.
He doesn't even bring it up.
There's an image that says, isn't it interesting that Avicii, Chester Bennington, Anthony Bourdain, and Chris Cornell all committed suicide while working on a documentary called The Silent Children about widespread trafficking?
Avicii and Anthony Bourdain had nothing to do with that.
That was really more of a Chris Cornell thing.
But they're just adding more names to it because this is...
The age-old trope in conspiracy theory world is that this person who was a part of the conspiracy was going to blow the lid off the conspiracy, and then they had to be silenced by the conspiracy, which leads to one of my favorite tropes of these people, which is that every living celebrity is bad, every dead celebrity is good.
If you are a fan of a celebrity and they have died, congratulations.
They died because they were murdered, because they were about to expose the truth about the Illuminati.
I mean, I occasionally see it, but this also cites, in the video format, not the guy speaking, Michael Jackson is a source on understanding that Hollywood is corrupt, which is like, you see that sometimes where they revive...
Michael Jackson as someone who was taken down by the cabal and had lies about him.
Also, the person that they do cite that is alive as far as celebrities, Mel Gibson.
He makes an appearance in visual form.
He's also a great truth seeker.
Yeah. What's really weird about old Mel is that Mel's a nut.
I mean, Mel's just completely gone.
But these people, they can't even be content to just stick to the anti-Semitism and bullshit Mel said.
They have to put fake quotes in his mouth to try to make him sound even nuttier and even more on their side than he really is.
Which should be impossible because the guy is completely gone.
But nope. You know what?
We're totally on board with Mel Gibson being...
Just an absolute worthless hack of a human being.
The credibility that Mel Gibson should give you, which is none, we have to make him even less credible than that.
The actual anti-Semitism he said, not enough for us.
Not enough. We need more.
We need bigger, bolder, better anti-Semitism from our boy.
And it's just like, what is going on here?
Why is he saying this?
And also, just to highlight, it's very QAnon-heavy, and obviously there's a ton of anti-Semitic stuff in here, but they just straight up cross the line and start swastika posting and basically saying that the truth has been hidden and share an uncensored flyer of Goyim Defense League, which is an... Implicit, incredibly hateful neo-Nazi group.
It's got like the fucking website and everything.
There's like their propaganda littered through this where it's just like, oh, what's the cause of immigration?
Here's a coincidence and it's just like a bunch of Jewish officials and it has like the Star of David across all of them.
It's just like there's QAnon in this and then there's like wow there's like there's some pretty hardcore neo-Nazi shit in here too.
So yeah. Oh yeah.
Yeah. This yeah.
This video is aggressively anti-Semitic, and it's also full of QAnon buzzphrases, buzzwords and catchphrases.
In so many, I called it buzzphrases.
It broke my brain.
That's how delusional I am as a result of this.
But... Yeah, the video, he just goes on and on and on talking about stuff.
And the one thing that Hayley really enjoyed and was laughing about so much when she was telling me about this is the louche.
Louche is a conspiracy theorist, paranormal idea that we all have energy.
That surrounds us and we put that energy out into the world and we receive that energy back from the world.
And that energy is known as the Lush.
And the Deep State Illuminati like to torture children and inflict pain upon them because this draws Lush out of the children and they're able to consume this energy vampirically in order to obtain power to then do their evil things.
And Negative emotional rituals are one of the ways they get louche.
9-11 was a powerful louche ritual where they got so much louche from America and the world being traumatized by the World Trade Center being destroyed.
Yeah, there's like two slides that mention Loosh.
He does not mention Loosh explicitly.
But there is like a slide where it's like a reptilian person, humanoid, thinking at the lake.
And it's just like when all you wanted to do was enslave humans, harvest souls...
Drink louche and party, but now humanity is waking up.
And then another slide that just fully leans into the fact that this is just Monsters, Inc.
You're describing Monsters, Inc.
to me. And the slide actually has clips, it has screenshots from Monsters, Inc., And, like, some, like, there's a brain, there's, um, an edited photo from the human centipede that says Loosh on it, there's a vial of blood, and there's, um, uh, not Illuminati, but the other guys.
Freemasons. Um...
So yeah, Loosh is alluded to in here.
This guy hits everything in his speech, like, in one sentence.
There's a part where he goes, I guess he does kind of vaguely mention Lucy. He says, did you know that over 8,000 children a year in the United States go missing?
Think about it. That's not an accident. That's a quote.
quota. Not to mention those born and bred as cash crop, these souls that people will never know even existed. They built their power on the blood of innocent children, women.
We're talking NXIVM, Epstein, Wayfair, the DC underground tunnels and facilities.
This is podestatized, sex parties, comet ping pong, frazzle drip, finger lakes.
That's seriously what he says.
He's just like, words, words, words, words.
What is finger lakes?
Because at this moment in the video, they show Hunter Biden's back tattoo.
Yeah, there's this conspiracy theory that the image of the Finger Lakes, which I think is like the lakes around Michigan, it's like some sort of plot that involves, of course, like trafficking.
And right now I'm looking it up because my brain cannot process what is going on about that.
But again, this is what these videos do, is you say a bunch of stuff and then after you throw that out there, you get people all like, what's going on?
What's happening?
And yep, as soon as I typed in Fingerlings Conspiracy, human trafficking was the first thing that popped up.
Yeah, I think it's mostly Hunter Biden's back tattoos.
And there's another tweet from...
Yeah, it's Hunter.
Fun fact, today I learned that Hunter Biden has a tattoo of the Finger Lakes across his back in honor of his mother represent.
And this immediately turns into a conspiracy where this is where Hunter Biden hides all of his children.
That he's abducting and trafficking.
Around the lakes, yes.
But now, this is the big thing about this conspiracy and this nonsense.
At the start of this ramble, at the start of this whole thing, where he starts with 800,000 children going missing and ends with finger legs, that 800,000 children thing is accurate, but incredibly misleading.
It's a lie that gets posted a lot.
And it's about how there is FBI reports of missing children.
There are about 800,000 or so a year.
99% of these missing children are found very quickly.
They are either runaways or it's custodial interference where parents are in a custody dispute.
They grab the kid.
They take the kid to their house.
The other parent calls the cops.
Fucking shit gets settled.
That's how this works.
This is the thing for all of our listeners and for all of our listeners dealing with crazy people who believe shit like this.
Ask your crazy person or ask yourself, when was the last time in your neck of the woods a child went missing?
What happened? It was headline news in the local media.
The local media was like a seven-year-old kid missing in this town.
If a kid goes missing in Massachusetts, it's local news.
It's on the six o'clock news immediately.
Yeah, Amber Alerts.
Oh, yeah. At my casino, everyone's phone gets blasted at the same time.
And we get an Amber Alert report.
And the Amber Alert is for a town 200 miles away.
We can't do anything.
We can't help. But we get the Amber Alert.
A missing kid is such a big story that everyone hears about it very quickly.
Now imagine that happening every day, constantly, all the time.
Because 800,000 kids going missing It would be a national epidemic.
It would be something that we as citizens would be demanding redress from law enforcement and our elected officials.
People would be campaigning on a I will get the kids back platform.
This would be such a crisis.
America would stop until it was resolved.
Also, just to highlight it, every year there's about 3.5 Million new babies born in America.
Could you imagine if nearly a third of that was just going missing every year?
Right. Basically, you're a new mom, you go to the hospital, and you've got a 30% chance your kid's just going to be taken by the baby snatchers.
You're like, oh man, I'm going to deliver my kid, and then the monsters that eat babies are going to appear at the hospital.
It's like, well then, have your birth at home.
No, the baby snatchers know.
Like, if you're a pregnant mother, the moment you get pregnant in America, you have to stay in your house for nine months and not let anyone know, or else they're coming.
They're coming to grab your child.
This is the way America works.
It is such a silly and misleading statistic.
It is nonsense.
But these people love this.
They love to talk about this because it sounds terrifying.
And it's a great way to trigger the lizard brain in the listener.
800,000 kids go missing every year?
What the fuck?
And that's the thing, is that if you think about it rationally for a second, you realize why it's bullshit and why it can't be that way.
And Haley mentioned to Monsters, Inc.
QAnon believes that Monsters, Inc.
is Hollywood telling on itself.
It's predictive programming.
It's Alex Jones's intergalactic contract law, where the bad guys have to tell you about their terrible plans.
And so, like, the whole idea that you have to scare kids to get the juice out of them is, like, real.
And people say this all the time to QAnon and other right-wing grifters, but could you guys ever stay till the end of a movie?
Because the end of Monsters, Inc.
is finding out that laughter generates ten times more louche than fear does.
So at the end of the movie, all the monsters are now telling jokey jokes and doing funny stuff to siphon laughter energy from the kids, which is way more powerful than fear energy.
So the whole narrative of your movie, your whole narrative about Monsters Inc.
is wrong, but you just refuse to accept it because you won't acknowledge the end of the film, which is insane.
Well, You know, that's just when people try to make society a better place and conservatives are like, no, we will not make society a better place.
You're trying to make too much louche for the bad guys because the happier you are, the more louche you produce, actually, according to that movie.
Maybe that's it. Maybe that's part of their bigger plan.
That'd be awesome. Oh, God.
I would be such a big fan of that.
Oh, man. Yep.
Remember that, American citizens.
Make sure you regulate your loose production levels properly.
Don't let too much loose get out into the universe or else the deep state may be able to siphon some off for themselves.
Like, if you've ever seen a politician, you tell them a joke, they just light up because they've just sucked loose out of you.
They're like, oh god, that felt so good.
It's like, This guy has, he misspeaks at one point.
He says the elites assassinated Lincoln and now even Trump.
All because these men were trying to return you to your money, your freedom, and your future.
Which is a hilarious thing to say in general that Trump is just like on a mission.
He's just a good man who wants to give you back your money and your freedom and pave a beautiful future for you.
But I just think it's funny that he kind of misspeaks and says he was assassinated.
Or maybe he thinks Trump was assassinated.
Who knows? This is one of the other conspiracy theories around Lincoln and Kennedy and the Illuminati.
And the whole point of this theory, which is, again, nonsense, is that Lincoln...
Took us off the gold standard for the duration of the Civil War because he needed to print more money in order to finance the war.
And we created greenbacks.
We created money that was basically, we said, look, this money isn't backed by gold.
We just need some fucking money to fund the war.
So just accept this worthless piece of paper as being legal tender.
Go pound sand. And this then pivots into some bullshit about how JFK signed an executive order that was going to make silver a reserve currency and break the power of the Federal Reserve.
And it wasn't.
This executive order that JFK signed literally just was about...
How silver certificates can be distributed by the president.
It's a power of the presidency already had.
And Kennedy's executive order was, I delegate this responsibility to the Secretary of Treasury.
So he can dole out the silver certificates as he sees fit, because I'm too busy plowing Marilyn Monroe and being worried about Israeli nuclear projects to fuddy-duddy with...
Silver certificates. So that was what actually happened in that EO. It wasn't Kennedy firing a shot across the bow at the Fed, and then the Fed retaliated by brutally murdering him.
Yeah, take that, Kennedy.
You don't fuck with the Fed, or you end up dead with lead in the head.
And more rhymes. But yeah.
Just... So, because Lincoln and Kennedy are our two famous assassinated presidents, people got to tie them together in some way, shape or form.
And vague concepts about economic policy is their favorite way to do this.
Instead of, Lincoln was killed by a Confederate sympathizer and Kennedy was murdered by a dumb communist.
Sorry, that's what actually happened.
Yeah. The point in this guy's rant when he's actually speaking, he has a part where he's complaining about the Fed and the IRS being gone and currency collapse and the central bank collapse and liquidity crisis.
And he calls the whole thing fake and gay.
And then he says, it's one big fugazi.
But he kind of says it like, he's like, it's all fake and gay.
It's a big fugazi.
Like, he kind of says fugazi, like, with fake and gay in it.
I actually chuckled at that.
I thought that was...
He has such...
I'm doing a TikTok video, Brian, even though it's like the worst thing you've ever...
Yeah. Oh yeah.
This is, instead of it being a random hot girl dancing and then them putting the words Epstein didn't kill himself in the background, this is just sensory overload of just nonsense and memes and all that kind of stuff.
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We have returned. We've returned to talk about the fact that Jews are obtaining louche via Monsters, Inc., which is a real thing that a sane person would ever say.
And that's, again, like this video is all about overwhelming you with all kinds, with everything.
Adrenochrome is shown in the graphics.
And then as we get towards the end of the video, the speaker starts getting super into QAnon and starts rapid fire lots of Q catchphrases, lots of Q speak.
And he's really trying to land the plane by letting the Anons in his audience know that he's one of them.
And if you were not in Anon, and he just roped you in with 800,000 missing children, and luge, and all the rest of the...
And Frazzledrip, all of that.
And again...
There's an image in it that is clearly claiming to be Frazzledrip.
You see Obama and Podesta and Comet Ping Pong and Baphomet, and then...
An image that I'm pretty sure is from Castaway with Tom Hanks.
Yeah, it's the ball.
The ball? The volleyball. And then some blur that I guess is supposed to be a face.
Okay, so thank you, Haley, for teeing that up for me so I can explain the Wilson volleyball conspiracy theory.
Okay. So, Wilson the volleyball is like a red face on a white volleyball, as you all know.
Then an artist drew a red face that is like some art for like a $2,000 hoodie because it was like this rich...
Fuddy-duddy thing.
And Ellen wore the hoodie.
I think Jay-Z may have worn the hoodie.
But the point was is that people connected the Wilson face to the hoodie face.
And then this, uh, then then moves it from that to this being Frazzledrip, that this red mutilated face is a reference to the child that had their face removed in the Frazzledrip video.
So, um, if this is like, um, Elle would stop me and say, like, treat every podcast as if it was the first one someone's listened to.
So here's your backstory on Frazzledrip.
Uh, Frazzledrip is this fake video that, um, QAnon and other conspiracy theorists claim exists.
That was a file found on Anthony Weiner's laptop.
And the file shows a ritual murder being committed by Hillary Clinton, Huma Abedin, and a mysterious third person who's like the surgeon working on the behest of Hillary.
And trigger warning, content warning at the start of this video for this podcast for a reason.
The crux of this video is that Hillary orders the surgeon to flay the face of a young child off, and then Hillary wears the skin of this flayed child to traumatize the child, to generate more louche from the child, and then after the child has generated maximum louche.
The surgeon then cuts one of the arteries of the child, and Hillary and Huma drink the loose-filled blood of the child and satiate their loose needs off of it.
And then the child is murdered.
And this was on the Anthony Weiner laptop, which was taken into evidence by the government, by, I think, New York State.
But yeah, this was taken into evidence in 2016.
It has been eight years since then.
Huma... Hillary and the mysterious surgeon have not been arrested for conspiracy to commit murder in the first degree and sent to jail for forever or given the death penalty.
So the Trump administration covered up Frazzle Trip.
It's the only logical connection I can make here because we've got Hillary cold in the most brutal, inhuman murder in the history of the world.
This woman makes Hitler look like a saint by comparison.
They're just sitting on it.
We're like, you know, America would be so sad if we arrested Hillary, so we just can't.
We just can't arrest her, even though we have this inhumanly gruesome and brutal video of her murdering someone.
And she's doing it.
And it's obviously evidence that she's a serial killer because you don't just take one hit of louche.
You need that louche all the time.
Hillary is just playing kids' faces all day, every day.
This is just another Tuesday for Hillary to just go somewhere, have her personal assistant.
I mean... You gotta say, Hillary's a real bro letting her assistant get some sweet, sweet loosh out of all of this.
I mean, if I was Huma Aberdeen, I'd be pretty honored.
Like, wow, I'm getting some loosh.
I'm moving up in the world.
And if I was that surgeon guy, I'd be charging top dollar for this shit.
Because I'm the loosh surgeon.
I'm incredible at getting loosh.
He's like the white family in Get Out, who can strategically transplant your brain into a healthier, younger, fitter black body.
They get into Wayfair, which I find, just to be funny at this point, it's like...
Come on.
That was when it kind of felt like conspiracies were hitting too mainstream because everybody was talking about Wayfair.
But it's just, like, the idea of it that, like...
Children are being sold through a furniture company.
I don't...
I don't know.
I don't know. It's just a little bit...
It's an extra layer of goofy.
I'm glad that my elected...
Future elected official...
Slash former elected official...
Is sharing nonsense like this.
Okay, this is wild.
So there is a lot of like, you know, standard Q and on stuff.
There's like, you know, these are the families that run the world, which is, it's funny. Cause there's a, these, there's a point where it says these are the families you think run the world.
These are the families that actually won the world.
And it's like the ones you think include like DuPont, Kennedy Onassis, Reynolds, Rockefeller, Rothschild, Bundy, Collins Astor. I don't know who all these people are.
But the ones who actually rule the world, it's like Borgia, Brakespear, Samaglia, Orsini, Conti, Chingi...
Farnese, Medici you know these bloodlines but then you get to another slide That says that the American Civil War was engineered by the Rothschilds to do a divide and conquer strategy in America.
And then at the bottom of this same slide, it says the word Nazi was Hitler's way of calling his troops...
Nagis or Naginis.
Nazi equals Nachi equals Nashi equals Nagi equals Naga.
Ancient Nagas are symbols that represent our genesis.
The swastika was not Hitler's creation.
It was an ancient symbol that represents humanity's true origins.
The people who fought...
The people whom Hitler fought against rule the world today.
So, hey, what's up with that?
Literally just saying, like, the Jews engineered the Civil War, also Jews run the world today, and the Nazis are the good guys.
Yeah. What's really funny about that is that the Nazis didn't like calling themselves Nazis.
They were the National Socialist Party.
Nazi was a slur used against them.
Someone has pointed out, I saw a video of it, where there's no one who historically in that time would have said, I'm a proud Nazi.
It's like, no, that's... That's like me saying, I'm a proud demon rat or something like that.
It is not a real thing.
So no, Hitler did not call his army that because it meant that.
Hitler and his military called his army the Wehrmacht because that was their name.
That was what they were called.
I mean, because if you are a white male and you're between the age of, I don't know, 30 and 90, you've watched enough History Channel to know the proper German names of the German military forces.
You had the Wehrmacht, the Luftwaffe, the Kriegsmarine, and all that good stuff.
Yeah. World War II 101 bullshit would tell you what was actually going on.
Hitler was never like, yes, my Nazi army, which means Naga, which are the fish people in most role-playing video games.
Yes, you. You're the greatest.
No, it's like, that's not what happened.
That was never said.
It never happened.
The next slide continues on with, like...
Swastika posting.
Again, future elected official, former elected official.
And the page has...
It starts at the top.
It says, The Gospel of Q. Jesus is prophetic wisdom.
Q equals Jesus. Q is JFK. Q is Lincoln.
Q is Trump. Biblical Q. There's just a Q post.
Nothing can stop what is coming.
Some of the text is so tiny because there's so much...
Slapped on this.
And then you see like Jesus riding a horse.
There's a cue overlaid on him.
Lincoln, JFK, Trump next to that.
And then beneath all that, it says the past was erased.
The erasure was forgotten.
The lie became truth.
George Orwell, 1984.
And just like 20 swastikas.
Yeah. Um, it's like different swastikas throughout, like, cultural history, but it's like, I mean, you know, it doesn't look so good in context when you're sharing other neo-Nazi propaganda within.
It kind of seems like you're saying something there, Mark.
Oh, you think sharing swastikas is bad?
Oh, man. What a prude.
What an absolute prude you are.
Man. The anti-Semitism continues because it's like, it gets into MK Ultra Mind Control and just has, like, a straight-up Star of David on that page for no reason.
It, like, there's a big pig that says Rothschild on it on one page, and you can see, like, ISIS sucking from the pig, Al-Qaeda, the U.S., Israel, Boko Haram. And the UK. So just like Jews run the world type stuff.
There's like 13th Tribe of Israel stuff on here.
They're getting into like Kazarian Jew conspiracies.
Basically like there is no such thing as Jewish people.
They're all Kazarians.
There's a point where it says Kazaria is their nationality.
Zionism is their political ideology.
Communism is their rule of law.
Satanism is their religion.
They are a disease. They are everywhere.
And it's like Star of David, Star of David, a bunch of Jewish people, the Rothschilds, 9-11, Mossad.
You know, it's pure anti-Semitic drivel.
Anything about the Kazarians that you have to say, Mike?
You got any conspiracy shit around that?
The Kazarian Mafia is a long-running anti-Semitic conspiracy theory, and it's...
What the Kazarian Mafia concept is is this idea that in the Middle Ages, the Kazarian...
I don't know if I'm saying it right, but the Kazarian tribe...
Basically, in order to avoid conflicts with neighbors converted to Judaism in an effort to be neutral.
And so the biblical Jews, the Jews of Israel, They no longer exist, or if they do, they're in very small numbers, and that it is these false Jews that are the Kazarians, are the modern Jews who do not have the covenant with God, are not God's chosen people.
It's basically just another way to claim that Jewish people are in some way false or inauthentic.
And you'll... If you go into the right circles of anti-Semitism and right-wing bullshit, you'll see a lot of people talking about the Kazarian Mafia.
And they won't even, like, call them Jewish.
They'll just be like, yeah, blah, blah, blah.
And, like, this is, like, the...
The tribal breakdown of Jewish people is something you just deal with in that world.
It's like when Laura Loomer was trying to Like, fuck that neo-Nazi.
And she told him that she had, like, an Askenazi IQ and big tits.
And it's just, like, that kind of thing where you can tell that Loomer's hanging out with a lot of really terrible people who've said very weird things about her being Jewish to her, where she knows that, like, Askenazi is a thing you can say to someone.
And they'll be like, oh, right, that's that Jewish tribe of high intellect.
Yeah. And you do have large boobs.
I would like to fornicate with you.
And it's just...
I mean...
And if you thought that antisemitism was all that Mark Fincham was hitting at you in that video, they also attack...
I mean, there's other instances in this where, like, there's Muslims that make an appearance, but they just straight up call Mecca the Black Cube of Saturn.
Satan. Saturn and Satan, actually.
It's called the Black Cube of Saturn, the Black Cube of Satan, Freemasons Shrine, like...
It's a shrine to the Golden Dawn, a shrine to Crowley's sex magic cult.
Also, they bring in some anti-Semitism in there, too, just because why not?
And then, while attacking that, attack the Vatican, because, of course, lots of Vatican stuff in here.
Attacking the Pope, obviously.
And there's this part here that says...
The name Vatican and Eutrisian...
The name Vatican comes from the Eutrisian goddess Vatica of the underworld.
So I guess Catholics are also Satanists.
Everybody's a Satanist.
Muslims, Satanists.
Jewish people, Satanists.
Catholics, you're also Satanists.
You have to be a really specific form of Christian to get the A-OK here.
There is obviously the Hollywood stuff.
I like that they, like, bake a Britney Spears perfume ad.
They say it's a reference to the occult concept of duality.
It's similar to the Seal of Solomon, a Kabbalistic symbol representing duality.
I don't know.
I don't know. I'm watching the video on mute just to see all the stuff.
Haley mentioned it.
I think I skipped it a little when we were talking about the 80,000 missing children.
80,000 missing children.
And he's talking about the children that are just a cash crop that will never be seen.
He's talking about mole children.
He's talking about children that are grown in deep underground military bases.
And that is...
One of those nonsense things.
Oh, and to put a button on another thing that I forgot to close up about, the Wilson volleyball and all that stuff, there's a slide in there of a mutilated woman.
And that slide is supposed to be like a still photo from Frazzledrip.
And it's not.
It is...
It is the CD cover of an album called Versus for the Bleeding or Versus of the Bleeding by a band called Abnegation.
And basically, that was back in the day when you could just put anything on a fucking CD cover and it was okay.
So it's just this brutal photo of this mutilated woman's face.
And the story behind that is that she was mauled by a pit bull, is what people said.
And there have been lunatics who have said, Hillary put that on the cover of the album to make it look like Frazzledrip is a lie, but it's really part of Frazzledrip, so it's real.
And the other part of the mutilated photo is that the woman's face is not flayed.
She's been mutilated and obviously assaulted, but her skin is still attached.
So, but yeah, I'm just re-watching it now with the audio off, just basking in the endless slides and endless cuts that are just designed to just give you more and more information.
and I'm just, like, trying to keep up with it.
This would have been so funny if we'd done, like, a sort of running commentary as we were watching it, because it would just have been too much.
So I also found a slide in this that blames the assassination of Martin Luther King, JFK Jr., and RFK and Lincoln on the Jesuits.
That's new? Yeah, you want to...
No? I got nothing.
I got absolutely nothing on that.
That is... I mean, it feels like that's probably just something about the Knights Templar and that whole thing where the Jesuits are a part of an evil cult and they were corrupted.
Because that world gets into this whole thing where Baphomet is part of Jesuit religion and the Jesuits created Baphomet and that kind of stuff.
And I'm sure there's someone who's even deeper into the weeds on that stuff than I am who's like, no, he's wrong!
I think that's what I've read.
But yeah, this is the meatball of extra spice.
The Jesuits killed all these people.
Earlier in the video, you literally said it was the Fed and the bankers who killed...
Yeah, everyone's killed everyone.
It's like, it's the Onion article where JFK is shot 75 times from 40 locations.
Because everyone just lined up in Dealey Plaza to take a swing at the guy.
Because fuck that prick. Okay, towards the end of the video, it gets to my personal favorite because it does get a little bit more unhinged the more you go.
It gets more anti-Semitic and starts to drop the hard Nazi shit and gets fully into time travel.
The music intensifies.
It's Loge playing Star Wars, isn't it?
That's what it is. It's the walk-in music for Darth Vader, isn't it?
And then it gets, like, booming loud towards the end, but it's, like, a little bit edited somehow.
But anyway, when it starts to get to big booms, we start getting fully into CERN portals, and, like...
And Vishnu being one of the symbols of CERN, and Vishnu's the destroyer, so CERN is being used to destroy our world, yes.
Yeah, and it gets into...
It shows what they claim is a portal and says, this is why Bush invaded Iraq with weapons of mass destruction.
Okay? Right, Iraq's got a Stargate.
The Anaki Stargate ring was stolen by the CIA. The Stargate ring was...
Located under the ancient Sumerian city of Ur, which received 400 continuous missile hits, they stole the Stargate and brought it to CERN. God, of course!
Makes all the sense.
How did we not see it?
I mean, that's on us.
That's on us that we didn't get that.
And then you see Trump going through a portal and it says, get in, patriots.
We're winning timelines.
And the funniest thing in this whole video, I paused and laughed.
I was like, what are they getting at here?
It's an image above the portal, Trump, of...
Who is this?
Who's the other guy?
Who's the guy they're comparing him to?
It could be Tesla.
I mean, I'm slowly creeping up in the video to where you're at.
But the thing is, is that it's so hard to have a...
It's so hard to catch where she is, where Hayley is in the video, because the video is just cut, cut, cut, cut.
Watching the video back, when Haley was talking about the 20 swastikers, the 20 swastikers clip was on the screen for like one second, if that.
It is, boom, gone.
They just want to let you know, and they just want to hit you with it real quick and move on to the next thing, because they don't want you to actually stop and think about what they're talking about.
And they're talking about frequencies and MKUltra rotting your mind.
There's a photo of...
They got the photo of a person on the cover of a magazine covering her eye with her hand and then having a fake eye inside her hand to do eye-ception.
Because that's Illuminati bullshit they all love.
Eye covering is Illuminati.
Fake eyes are Illuminati.
If it involves an eye, it's Illuminati, basically.
And I just, God, I love everything about this dude.
I love his sparkly microphone.
I love his meticulously groomed hair.
I love the fact that he clearly got himself all done up for his video, got himself a mani-pedi, got himself all glammed up.
And then he's like, and when you watch him speaking, I'm like, I'm just catching this now.
When you watch him speaking, when he's looking at the camera, he never blinks.
He's like staring right at you.
If he has to blink, he like puts his head down to like make sure that blink doesn't register with you.
Because when you're looking at you, it's unsettling eye contact the whole time.
I'm looking, just like, trying to do it right now made my eyes hurt.
But yeah, the guy like maintains like hard stares at the camera.
Whenever he's getting ready to talk, and then if he feels the blink coming on, he turns to the microphone and starts talking into it.
Go ahead. I figured out who they're above the Trump portal photo.
So it's someone named Ingersoll Lockwood.
Okay, Ingersoll Lockwood was a guy who made a bunch of books that were about someone named Baron Trump back in the day, and it's just a coincidence.
And Ingersoll Lockwood is a big part of the QAnon conspiracy theory.
Some groups made up a website called Ingersoll Lockwood where they post bullshit and make these idiots decode it.
It's just interesting.
It's the only thing to say about it.
One second. So, read this to us.
Talk while I do a quick search to get more information on Ingersoll Lockwood.
Okay, so the reason that I bring this up, and I found this to be so funny, is because they're comparing Ingersoll Lockwood.
They're claiming in this slide that professor, so-called professor, David Clements is...
Ingersoll Lockwood.
They're claiming that he's a time traveler.
And for listeners who don't know, David Clements is a fucking nut who is just an election denier who got like semi-popular in this sphere.
And he's just got wild hair, so they call him the nutty professor.
And he was like an assistant professor or something at like Colorado University or a university in Colorado.
Lost his job. Blamed it on like...
I saw him at a rally that got no traction and him and Oltman were basically complaining that nobody was there.
So this time traveler does not even have sway as far as pulling a crowd, which is pathetic.
Did you figure out more about Lockwood?
Yes, I did. Also, that time traveler needs to tap in and get some more louche to really make it pop.
So Ingersoll Lockwood made a bunch of novels that are called the Baron Trump novels.
And the first novel is The Travels and Adventures of Little Baron Trump and his wonderful dog, Bulger.
And then its sequel, Baron Trump's Marvelous Underground Journey.
So basically, he was just a guy writing stuff in the vein of Alice in Wonderland and other, like, kind of...
He was writing YA. He was writing YA fiction back in that time.
And then... When Trump became president, people found these books and they, of course, know that Trump has a son named Barron Trump.
And they were like, oh shit, there's got to be some meaning to this.
It's got to be some kind of code.
And So this led to a lot of people getting really obsessed with Ingersoll Lockwood's writings and is this Project Looking Glass?
Is this time travel?
Is this all that kind of nonsense?
Yeah, because the next slides get into Project Looking Glass and drop a cue drop that mentions it.
It mentions timeline jumps and says, the two timelines are going to converge.
It is an absolute inevitability.
When they do, the hand of God will not be hidden from the blinds of mankind.
And then they have a photo of Trump and they claim he quoted in 1999, I don't know why time travelers are trying to kill me.
I'm just a real estate developer.
Yeah, that's a running joke about people talking about how...
Trump would...
It's basically like literally doing the bit where Hitler would be like, but I'm just a painter!
Why are the time travelers trying to kill me?
So, yeah. Ingersoll Lockwood...
So someone made a website called IngersollLockwood.com and it talks about Space Force's hiring and it's all this stuff and...
It says, IngersollLockwood.com is a non-partisan group of Americans with distinguished careers helping lead our great nation.
We don't believe in the QAnon conspiracy theory, nor would we ever.
Please tell all. But it's very weird.
The site status is operational currently.
Under frequent attack.
Company status not acquired.
The year is 2024-5785.
Drive-by malware site, inglesockwood.com, two L's or three L's, copycat URL. We've taken them down for now.
We have no social media accounts and do not post on social media.
So does the other site only have two L's?
I'm going down the rabbit hole.
This gets even deeper. This is going to be great.
It's going to be so depressing when I go onto the other site and it's just nonsense.
It's very weird that a website that's like, we're all about Space Force.
We love ourselves some Space Force.
By the way, we're not into QAnon at all.
When QAnon is obsessed with Space Force.
I just think it's incredibly funny that they're now making conspiracies about their own friends.
Because Fincham and Clemens know each other.
They've rallied together at like, you know...
shit to sew up election disinformation and now he's like sharing a video that's claiming the guy is a time traveling uh Englewood Lockwood or whatever the fuck guy's name is Ingersoll Lockwood yep like I don't know that's kind of funny that's funny haha Yeah, it's weird. The Ingersoll Lockwood website with only two L's.
My web browser said the website unexpectedly closed the connection.
They're on to me. They won't let me see the truth.
They're hiding it. I'm going to have to go on the deep web.
I'm going to get a Tor browser or something to crack this thing open.
I'm just watching the video again also in silence and there's just so many images of Claiming to be kids, like, being tied up and stuff.
It's like, this alone should be a little bit weird for a politician to be sharing, but, you know, added everything else in this, it's just like, how did this get no attention?
Um... Yeah, that's the thing about this, is that Mark Fincham is hiding in plain sight.
This isn't surprising.
This isn't like when George Santos got outed as a serial crook and otherwise total horrible weirdo.
And everyone's like, man, way to not do any oppo research, Democrats.
The evidence about Mark Fincham's right-wing extremism and absolute brain worms is public knowledge.
Me and you, two idiots on the internet, we know about it.
We're talking about it. Mark Fincham is literally waving his ass, shaking his ass.
These people are going, I'm a nut!
And the local Arizona press is like, eh, whatever.
What do we care? Whatever.
I don't know where. What's it matter that he shared?
Just pure blood libel for six minutes, right?
Yes. Yeah, this is basically like Amanda.
Amanda posting.
She's like, hey, does anyone want to buy this story about how this politician is a Nazi?
And then someone being like, we already know, Amanda.
We will not give you money for this story.
It's like, well, what...
If you know about it, why aren't you reporting on it?
Why aren't you telling people that these Nazis are Nazis?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I know. I see plenty of, like, pointless stories in the paper that are just like, why did we put resources towards this when there's new stories to be told about the extremists in your community?
But whatever.
You still looking up this guy?
Which guy? Imbersole Lockwood?
Yeah. No, that's it.
That's all there was about him. He was just, again, literally children's author in the late 1800s, wrote a couple books about a character called Baron Trump.
Idiots got really excited about it, created time travel bullshit stories, the end.
The one thing I wanted to finish with, because I joked that we were going to do three hours with this goddamn video, and we're already over an hour.
But the one final thing I wanted to bring up on this video was that one of the clips is...
A bunch of black and white photos of various evil liberals and their crimes.
This is literally war noose.
This is the dumb gimmick account that capitalizes every word and all they ever do is post bullshit about all the crimes everyone committed.
This is just an endless series of screenshots that war noose has created and this is in the video.
It's just, hey, there's this QAnon account.
They talk about all the crimes all these people have committed.
Boom. There you are. The crimes.
They did them. And then it just kind of ends where we go one, we go all.
Are you ready? And then it ends with a crazy woman jumping in at the end.
Oh yeah! Yeah, it ends with a crazy woman at the end being like, oh yeah, the energy's changing.
I can feel it.
I can feel it in my bones.
Oh, shit's about to get real.
It's really jarring.
Because it's slain for like a few seconds.
You think the video's over.
His video is done.
And then it cuts to a completely different TikToker.
Quantum shifting.
So you know she's reliable. That's the name.
Hayley loves nothing more than driving traffic to QAnon promoters.
When you go to Quantum Shifting, tell them Hayley sent you.
Get a discount. But yeah.
The quantum shifting video is this tight, tight shot on her face.
It's so tight you only can see half of her face.
She's got the camera so pressed up against her that you can't even see half her face.
And she's just like, yeah, everything's shifting.
It's happening. Oh, man.
And it's like, oh, boy. Okay, great.
Geez, you know, I feel like she blows us out of the water and doesn't really need our help.
She's at 6.4 million likes with basically half a million followers just on TikTok alone.
Good. She deserves it.
Excellent. This is the kind of shit people need to hear.
She's got a store.
She sells a sacred feminine...
Quantum, alchemy, conscious living, quackery, you know?
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Make that grift money, babe.
Make that grift money. I'm doing it.
I'm just going full nut.
I'm just going to...
I don't know how...
Well, that's the thing. I think there is a beautiful grift path...
That an atheist like myself could go on where you open it up where you're just like the hard-boiled atheist.
You're just like, there is no God and people who believe in that shit are dumb and they're idiots.
And you make a bunch of like really like angry kind of edgelord videos on YouTube and you talk a lot of smack about that.
But the problem is there's really not a lot of merchandising in atheism.
I mean, you could sell a couple of t-shirts and shit.
But then you move, you pivot from the atheism to like new age and spirituality, and you continue to deny God and Christianity, but now you embrace like the universe as a living being and chakras, and you start aligning stuff.
And now you can sell candles and supplements and stones and all kinds of other stuff that allows people to open their third eyes and connect better to the mantras of the universe, define the right frequencies.
And then when that grift is running out, then you become a hardcore Christian.
Then you just find God and then boom!
Now you've got the grift because there's nothing these people enjoy more than a convert.
There's nothing these people enjoy more than someone getting on stage and being like, I was in my mid-40s and I had never gone to church.
I had never believed in God and I was so right.
I look down on you Christians and I was so smug and so convinced in my belief in atheism and boggle-doggle.
And then you pause.
You let the crowd soak in the louche you're giving them.
And then you tell them, but I was wrong and Jesus is the Savior and the Lord!
And then the crowd roars in approval.
And now they're giving you louche back.
Ah, those suckers.
Oh, you're getting so much louche from them.
But more importantly than that, you're getting their money.
Because now you've got Bible studies and ministries and web seminars and All kinds of good stuff, and boom.
And now you've got your own church, and you are just grifting up a storm, baby!
Woo! Make it rain!
And collect Loosh. Because money is good, but Loosh is better.
All right. I think we devoured that video.
It was sick. This is one of the great explainers of it's a lot easier to generate bullshit than it is to fight bullshit.
Because as Haley just said, six and a half minute video, and we just did like an hour ten covering it.
Just our retaliation to a six and a half minute video was over ten times longer than the video.
Because we just had so much stuff to cover.
And the sick thing is, is that like...
The moment I hit stop recording this, I'm going to think of 20 more things I could have said about this video because it was just so cramped and bullshit.
It was so full of nonsense that we probably didn't even attack the top 30 lies it said.
We might have gotten through 18 of them if we were lucky.
Yeah, there's slides I didn't even bother mentioning because we moved on.
There's so much in this.
And every slide, there's 300 little images all over in various sizes.
It's just, it's a lot.
Yeah, it's, again, sensory overload.
It's trying to overwhelm you.
It's trying to get you to bite on one thing.
Because if it can get you to bite on one thing, it can pull you into the mother load and then you're fucked.
So yeah, this video is mind control.
It's brain poison. It's toxic.
It's awful. This guy, Chris McMillie, is a monster and everyone should hate him.
Do not buy anything from quantum structure, physics, whatever.
She's a terrible person.
Don't vote for Fincham, even though he's going to win.
Pressure... Is this the U.S. House?
Is he actually going to be a congressman after this?
No, it'll be state senate.
So, yeah, pressure the Arizona state senate to censor and potentially expel Fincham because he's a rotten piece of shit.
Fuck that guy. Pressure yourself and your friends to give us money because we're grifters, but we're honest grifters.
We tell you the truth.
As we're extracting precious louche from you.
But we don't know what to do with the louche.
We just put it in jars and we sell it on eBay for like $30 a pop, which seems to be the going rate for a jar of louche.
I don't know if that's good or not, but I'm taking it.
But I want more money.
So go to Patreon.com and give me money so I don't have to sell louche anymore.
I don't want to peddle it.
It's like an OnlyFans account, only slimier.
It's terrible. It's like, hey baby, you want to see my louche?
It's like, oh man, he's putting louche in his photos?
Gross. If you don't want to give me money because that ad pitch was terrifying and sickening, go to love146.org.
Give them money. They're great. Thanks to me for remixing our intro and thanks to Frosty for doing our bumps.
Thanks to Haley for being here.
No thanks to anybody else.
You're all awful and I hate you.
Wait, no. I love you. I love you.
Because I need you to listen to this.
Because I need Loosh. I need sweet, sweet Loosh.
So good. So powerful.
I'm going to leave now and go outside and yell at children and obtain Loosh for them.
It's going to be awesome. Goodbye, everybody.
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