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Adventures in HellwQrld Episode #202: Kamala Crowd Truthers

This week we go over Imane Khelif suing everyone who called her a man. Arizona getting an abortion ballot question done, folks thinking Kamala's crowds are all CGI and lots of other stuff. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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	It started with a classic teacher's apple, which one of the students had put on my desk one day to nibble on, I think.
	And the next day it was the teacher's banana, and then it was broccoli, and watermelons I got.
	Then it became more exotic things like the teacher's mango and the teacher's fusalis.
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	Winther Teksting av Nicolai Winther While it's meant to be comedic informative, sometimes we have to get into things like child abuse and violence against people.
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	Hello, everybody.
	I am Mike Rains, a.k.a.
	Poker and Politics, and welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
	This week, I am joined, as always, by Haley, a.k.a.
	Arizona Right Watch.
	Hello, everybody.
	What's up?
	You tell them, Haley.
	You tell them.
	And I'm also joined by the mysterious Elle.
	Hello my beautiful babies.
	I'm not sure if I've ever made this observation before, but I do like how in the Frosty Bump content warning, he said violence is against people.
	As opposed to violence against animals or whatever, which he's just like, hopefully you'll never have to talk about that.
	Or, violence against inanimate objects, which he just doesn't care about.
	Like, if we were ever just talking about getting fucking violent with the sea, Frosty quietly cheering us on, it's like, yeah.
	We should add animals, though, because we talk about RFK a lot.
	And we bring up RFK, which means we have to talk about violence against animals and the fact that the man has a worm in his brain.
	I mean, honestly, recently, like, J.D.
	Vance creeping up, I mean, like, you know, we were fuckin' certified lover boy, certified zoophile.
	Uh, yeah, I mean, politics got crazy, dude.
	Remember when George W. Bush was around and everybody was just like, this guy sucks because he's dumb.
	And that was like, pretty much like the extent of it.
	Or, you know, his policy, like getting us into wars and shit.
	He lied to us and he says, silly buff, gaffs, buffs?
	George W. Bush is a bard and his incoherence actually gives his party spowers!
	Yeah, generally the Jag is just like, you know, what a ding-dong.
	He said a stupid thing, or like, you know, he fucking looked like a goober.
	He looked like Alfred E. Newman out on a golf course.
	Like, what a ding-dong.
	Can't believe this is our president.
	And now it's just like, the vice president can neither confirm nor deny that he likes to fuck animals, or whatever.
	So, politics is pretty cool now.
	Love politics.
	Um, has anyone ever said that it's kind of like that movie Idiocracy?
	Somebody should probably start propagating that one out there.
	I've never heard that before in my life.
	What trenchant political analysis you've made, Elle.
	Oh my god.
	Did you guys see that we cyberbullied J.K.
	Rowling into changing her profile picture again?
	I think I talked about that last week.
	So for those of you who may not have heard about this, noted transphobe and a fortunate creator of The Wizarding World's Harry Potter, J.K.
	Rowling, Uh, her profile picture on Twitter appeared to be her sitting at her house, and in the background, it could have been interpreted as her walls being covered in black mold.
	Now, the picture was blurry because she's like a thousand or whatever, so, uh, at the very least she's in her fifties or sixties.
	So, you know, it could just be ugly wallpaper with, like, a pattern on it or whatever.
	But anyway, people were like, dude, what's up with this black bullet?
	Let's get fucked up.
	So she changed her profile picture to something that then looked like she had an erect penis behind her, which is pretty exciting.
	It was, like, pretty obviously, like, a bald knob just kind of poking out from behind her.
	But, like, who knows from what?
	Like, a horse statue?
	Like, the elevation was weird?
	I don't know.
	Uh, but anyway, now her new profile picture, the background is completely blurred out.
	Like, somebody taught her how to use the blur feature.
	So, it's just like... I love how the internet rallied around just like, talking shit to her about her stupid profile picture to force her to change it twice in one week.
	Uh, so I salute you.
	I mean, if she wants to be online as the most awful human imaginable, then she's gonna have to get used to that.
	So...
	I just need her social stock to go down enough where I can scoop in there and get some of that, you know, 50 plus with Rich Lady pickup.
	I'll be in there, I'll be like, oh baby, I also believe there's only two genders, you know?
	Anyway, can you come get me a check?
	I need to spend some cash.
	J.K.
	Rowling Sugar Mama.
	That's where it's at.
	That's the goal.
	Yeah.
	Dude, like, yeah.
	Aside from being wildly transphobic for no apparent reason, she'd be perfectly in my wheelhouse.
	I love a rich older woman.
	That's the dream.
	I want to be somebody's lazy house husband.
	El, a kept man.
	I mean, I got shook when I found out that I'm older and fatter than Homer Simpson.
	Both of the things.
	He's not that heavy.
	He's not, like, canonically.
	Everyone talks about him like he's some sort of circus freak, and it's like he's 230 pounds or something.
	It's like, wait, what?
	Are you kidding me?
	The episode where he gets stuck in the um the water park slide and they're like like making a huge deal on the news how fat he is and then Mike says it and it's like a low 200 something you know it's like 230-240.
	Yeah I think he's like between 230-240 pounds canonically but they they just treat him like he's like he's the fattest person to have ever existed which is so funny and I think him and Marge are supposed to be between like 32 and 35 which Like, in my head, they are always older than me, but at this point, that is not true.
	That's just not true.
	And they were supposed to be poorer than me, too.
	Also not true.
	I mean, they live in, like, a fuckin' three-bedroom house with a garage and two cars or whatever.
	There's no fucking way.
	What was that?
	What kind of monologue?
	I saw someone who said that Principal Skinner's backstory needs to be updated to him being an Iraqi war vet because him being a Vietnam vet now makes him like literally a trillion years old.
	It's like, Principal Skinner has literally out-aged reality at this point.
	Well, that's like, you know, the thing in comic books where it's like, Magneto, he survived the Holocaust, which is just like, oh damn, you're looking pretty good for a guy who's check notes a hundred?
	What?
	But because it's like, you know, that's comic books and they're, it's like, I'm a magic clone and my aging is slowed by my mutation and other justifications, shut up.
	My tragic backstory still gets to be Holocaust-related.
	Because thankfully, we've never done another one of those in the world.
	It's never happened.
	Don't look into it.
	That was the last one.
	The world over.
	Another genocide.
	Never have it.
	Shut up.
	Exactly.
	PR on the Holocaust.
	Pretty strong.
	Which is weird, because a lot of people still deny it, you know?
	That's pretty awesome.
	The fact that you can be taught a thing, like, universally, and just be like, look at this.
	And other people can be like, you know what?
	Nah.
	It's nothing to flat-earthers.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, man.
	Yeah, Flat Earth is the best, because it's literally just the fact that you cannot let information permeate your bubble, because if it does, you're just wrong, and you have to acknowledge it.
	So you just go, nope!
	That information?
	I've never heard that.
	I don't know what you're talking about.
	It's somehow, like, it's somehow even worse than the Holocaust denial thing, because at least at the root of the Holocaust denial thing, it's just, It's actually pretty interlinked.
	semitism it's just one group of people hating another group of people and while that is stupid that's been the justification for a lie so that's why i get it but again we've talked about this before flat earth versus round earth no stakes whatsoever they can't tell you why it's just a conspiracy with no end and then like you'd probably have to get you probably have to get pretty deep into it before it got anti-semitic i'm sure it's actually pretty interlinked the
	it's kind of considered like one of the big lies that like according to like far-right conspiracy theorists it's like the flatter thing is like the big lie that the jews don't want you to know kind of stuff But if the Jews don't like it or are responsible part is that part of like the surface level flat earth or do you have to like get indoctrinated?
	Like do all flat earthers don't have to hold the fact that like it's the Rothschilds who are behind the ice wall?
	It is largely anti-semitic but I will not I'll give them to a few That are not.
	We'll go with that.
	Some of them are just regular stupid.
	Well, this is the way I would classify it, because I generally think mainstream Flat Earth is just stupid, in a sense that I don't think they understand where Flat Earth came from, in a sense that I don't think they understand that the Earth is round.
	No, no, what I mean, yeah, which would have been a funny way for you to have landed in that joke.
	Like, zig where you think you're gonna zag.
	You're just like, the thing about them that I think is pretty interesting is that they don't acknowledge that the Earth is round.
	Because, like, mainstream moron flat Earth is just a dumb argument about the shape of the Earth, whereas biblical flat Earth is about how the Bible says the Earth is flat, so when you try to talk about round Earth, you are actually satanic and you are preaching a deception against God and His Word.
	And then you can pivot into anti-Semitism and all the rest of that shit, because now you're bringing all the religion into it.
	So, like, biblical Flat Earth is, like, really fucked up, is basically my point.
	Well, I mean, yeah, biblical plus anything is gonna make the anything worse.
	But enough of that happy horse shit.
	We have, like, a larger-than-normal mailbag this week, so let's get right to it and get into our amuse-bouche-y.
	It's time for a light sampling of insanity.
	Get ready for the amuse-bouche.
	All righty, getting into it.
	Tina Peters, who of course I remember who they are, and I will need no refresher on that, but the audience will, so make sure to do that for the audience and not for me, because I definitely remember who this person is, is apparently going to jail, which I have to imagine is a win if we're talking about it.
	So for this one, I'm going to throw a curveball to Haley.
	That's the sound of the ball curving to Haley, our normal Arizona correspondent.
	Hi, Haley.
	Who's Tina Peters for the audience?
	Not me, I know.
	Um, some people might remember Tina Peters from, um, back when Mike Lindell held that cyber symposium back in 2021, uh, which was basically- The one with the evidence that was nothing?
	Yes, yes.
	So, but do you remember that, uh, they, like, Ron Watkins Um, was there, like, on screen, and then they brought an older woman on who was a county clerk, and some of the information that they were showing on stage was actually, like, uh, crimes.
	They were showing crimes.
	Um... Was this the lady who let those people into, like, their voting machine or whatever?
	Yep, that's her.
	Oh, okay.
	I remember her.
	Well, wait a minute, so why is her going to jail news?
	I thought, wasn't she already going to jail for that, or is she jail for another reason, or what's going on?
	Now I'm kind of interested.
	I wasn't addressing 40 readers.
	It was just she was finally found guilty.
	The law takes a long time.
	She was found guilty on seven of the ten counts, so she will be going away for quite a while.
	Righteous!
	Yep, yep, yep.
	Do we know how long quite a while is?
	Do we have, like, a range?
	I think an estimate between, like, 7 to 22 years is the possibility for all the charges.
	I think.
	Maybe it was 4 to 22 years, but she's facing a lot of time and definitely will be serving, because some of them are, like, fraud and, you know, voter... These are voting crimes.
	So this time, to actually refresh the listeners who might not remember, so like, was she actually, like, this was the, was this the video that showed, like, login credentials for a thing?
	Like, what was the actual thing that she leaked?
	Yeah, so she let, uh, this is actually funny, the guy that she let in used a fake name, and she lied, she had her staff turn on the cameras before, uh, leading up to the person that she would let into the I missed a huge anus.
	Completely shocked that that was an alias.
	And yeah, he used a fake name.
	His real name is Conan Hayes.
	Some people might know the brand that he founded, Ruka.
	It's like a surf shirt company.
	It's spelled like R-V-C-A, all caps.
	Once you see it, you won't be able to unsee it in public because a lot of people wear this.
	It's like he was a former surfer, Turned like yeah, you know, he's kind of wealthier and he got pilled.
	She's a county clerk that got pilled and she allowed him to have access to the election equipment that would eventually go on Ron Watkins timeline.
	It was like passwords and videos.
	But yeah, the voting machines passwords and copies of its hard drive were posted online and that was on Ron's telegram and then they showed it At the Cyber Symposium.
	Oh, and he was in the notes as Crazy Monkey Z. They didn't even get his name right.
	It was awesome.
	He wasn't even Code Monkey Z. Take that, Rod.
	We don't even know your dumb stage name.
	So yeah, some of these are felonies.
	So she's facing prison time.
	It only took the jury four hours to decide.
	So she was guilty as fuck.
	It was pretty obvious I think she was gonna go away for a while.
	There was like some election denying politicians who were kind of rallying around her and like raising funds, including Mark Fincham, who is gonna be back in office.
	Lucky us.
	So yeah, she's going to jail.
	Yay.
	Good job, Ron.
	And the guy who founded Ruka.
	I'm telling you guys, keep an eye out for that brand because you'll see it everywhere.
	It's at, like, it's at, like, the skate shops and shit.
	Yeah.
	All righty.
	Thank you, Haley.
	Let's move on to our next bushy topic, which is hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your pets.
	The Republican Party has a animal sex problem and I guess couch sex, but there's not really a victim there except for dignity.
	Mike, what's going on?
	This time I hear horses are involved.
	This is something I know absolutely nothing about.
	When you told me the horses were coming out, I was like, my god, Mr. Hands.
	Let's go.
	We're talking about walls.
	Yes, we are.
	We are talking about walls and their incredibly stupid effort to flip the couch fucking thing into a sick joke about the other vice presidential candidate.
	Ooh, got him!
	Man, I've never been let down harder in my life.
	Can I just say, though, the fact that you don't know about it, Elle, is proof that their jokes are not permeating.
	They're just not as funny as... Well, I mean, unlike the other jokes we have, is there evidence that Walz fucks horses?
	That's the thing, is that...
	The J.D.
	Vance thing is on brand for him because he's a creepy weirdo.
	And Hillbilly Elegy was a coming of age story and like creepy weirdo kids.
	Coming in cash story, but go on.
	Right.
	Exactly.
	And so you had that going for it.
	So after Walls gets the nomination for the vice president for the Democrats, all these idiots online start Spouting off this shit about him fucking horses in a desperate attempt to try to hit him with the creepy, weird, you're-doing-a-bad-sex-thing thing.
	Go ahead, Hayley.
	The conspiracy is actually that he was sent to the hospital for drinking a gallon of horse cum, which isn't even funny.
	It's not even, like, good.
	It's just like, okay, that's fake.
	Nobody believes that.
	That's not funny.
	Also, didn't somebody already have, like, a similar, like, wasn't that, like, there was persistent, like, rumor about some celebrity in the 80s that they had to go to the hospital for such a thing?
	Nothing matters, and who cares?
	Right, it was like Richard Gere in The Dribble.
	That was, like, the big thing.
	Like, all those things.
	Yeah, that was a different thing.
	Yeah, the 80s were, like, full of weird, weird stuff like that.
	It's like, you know, do I think it would be bizarre if you decided to drink cum by the gallon?
	Yeah, sure.
	But, like, at the end of the day, go off, K, who cares?
	Like, But how are you getting it, though?
	Is it an ethical source?
	You know what else sucks about this so-called, like, meme that they're trying to, like, force?
	They're trying to, like, make Fetch happen on this, is that the JD Vance fucking a couch thing was started by, like, a totally random account and it, like, just caught on because it's funny and it's, yeah, plausible.
	It's, like, something that's like, wait, did that happen?
	And this was, like, basically started by, like, Jack Posobiec and Donald Trump Jr., which is just fucking pathetic.
	It's just like, what do you mean to my dad?
	I just love, yeah, I just love that shit where it's just so weak that... The Vance stuff was an organic, viral tweet, and the stuff you guys are doing is literally the son of the former president and his Nazi little buddy Who's running these videos for like Agent 47 or whatever meetings where you can learn how to be a proper warrior for Trump in the re-election campaign.
	Like his, like the upper levels of the Trump hive mind are trying to come up with their witty riposte to the couch thing.
	And they were just like, he drank a bunch of horse cum.
	And it's like, how weak are you?
	How little game do you have?
	It's just, it's so sad that they don't even, they don't even understand how reality works to the point where they're like, yeah, we'll say you fucked a horse or drank horse cum and oh, got him.
	Oh, we did it.
	Oh, what a sick burn.
	And again, because- This reminds me of like an ancient in-joke of yore that I believe, I believe my friend Mike was in on, where we had a friend who, was the king of one-up spaceship, but terrible one-up spaceship.
	So if you were just like, oh my god, that thing is very expensive.
	It must cost like $5.
	And somebody was just like, yeah, more like $100.
	He would inevitably come in and be like, more like a million, million dollars!
	No!
	And it got to the point where they just became such a meme in our circles that more like a million, billion dollars just became our shorthand for discussing this person.
	so good and And also, no, I hadn't heard of anything, any of this, and I was really kind of hoping that J.D.
	Vance had been accused yet of getting a fucking another animal, and then I was just like, I was like, that doesn't seem super plausible.
	It's probably some other politician in the Republican Party that got accused of fucking an animal, but no.
	Sadly, I guess no animal was part of the making of the Smoozefish.
	Some of Trump Jr.' 's, like, memes that he was attempting to make happen were, like, it kind of made it sound like he wanted to fuck walls, honestly.
	Like, there was one that he put up that was, like, the meme of sperm talking to each other that's like, I can't wait to be a blank like my dad, and then it says, bro, we are literally in a blank.
	And his was like, bro, I can't wait to be a stallion like my dad.
	And it was like, bro, we're literally in Tim Walz's stomach.
	And I'm like, does Junior want to fuck Tim Walz?
	And also, I guess just like, yeah, I don't know, man, that doesn't seem super plausible.
	It's weird that it's weird that everybody bought into it immediately for some of this for some of these folks and not for others.
	I will give that to them.
	There is probably something to that.
	I don't know if I can put my finger on it.
	You know?
	Maybe there's a type.
	Yeah, I think the other thing is that Vance is like this creepy 39-year-old dead-eyed sociopath and Walls is just like cheerful grandpa.
	So it's just this idea that you're trying to hit Walls with the same weird freak energy That you're trying to hit Vance with, and it just doesn't work.
	Because we see Walls, and he's just out on the campaign trail being like, Donald Trump can't work a McFlurry machine, he's an idiot!
	And people are like, yeah, that's funny, and you're totally with it.
	Give kids a school lunch, Grandpa Walls.
	And J.D.
	Vance is just like, women are bad if they're barren.
	They must carry the seed in order to make America great.
	That's a good point, Mike.
	Let's go viral.
	Here we go.
	Here's the clip that people are going to animate that's going to make us go viral because we're going to start the new narrative about J.D.
	Vance.
	That new narrative about J.D.
	Vance is that he hates cat ladies because the ladies are getting between him and those precious cats.
	And he can't abide that.
	He hates single women with no children.
	The children distract the women so that he can get to their cats.
	And without the children, the women are a barrier that he cannot abide.
	I wanted to save it until my bit, but, like, I did go to the Kamala Rally when she was in Phoenix, and walking up, not even kidding, there was a bus with a huge cat on the side.
	It was for, like, pet grooming, but it made me laugh out loud because it did look like they were bussing in cat ladies.
	There we go!
	Perfect.
	Dude, we need to stop these groomers.
	For getting these cats to J.D.
	Vance.
	These groomers are getting out of control.
	They are providing too many cats for J.D.
	Vance to have sex with.
	Again, please God, let this be the clip of Ours That Goes Viral.
	It does a thing.
	I want this to be my legacy.
	I wouldn't be like I was the one who got people talking about the third or fourth weird thing that J.D.
	Vance fucked in that election.
	Here lies Mysterious Al.
	His identity was pretty obvious.
	Anyway, as much as I can talk about J.D.
	Vance's zoophilia all day long, let's talk about, oh god, is it just Imane Khalif?
	Imane Khalif.
	I didn't want to put extra stank on it if that seemed like it would have been racist the reverse way, you know?
	Anyway, Amani Khalif and the Lawsuit World Tour that she's about to get to go on, which should be incredible for her.
	I'm really rooting for her.
	So, Mike, who is going to get sued?
	Everyone, which is great.
	Right now, the claims or the filing has listed Logan Paul, J.K.
	Rowling, and Elon Musk as all people that she is going after for defamation, and they all fucking deserve it, so this is great.
	What's really awesome is I'm seeing people online doing all this bullshit or like, well, she's only doing this as a threat because once Discovery comes out, she's going to have to like submit like DNA samples and it's going to prove she's a man.
	And it's like, no, that's actually not how this is going to work.
	I love Discovery truthers.
	I love people who think that like these lawsuits and these things like that are going to backfire due to Discovery.
	Like that was, these people were saying the same shit about Fox News and Dominion.
	They're like, oh, Dominion's going to back down because once Fox News gets Discovery, they're going to find out those machines were rigged.
	Fox News cuts a billion dollar check to Dominion, slides it over the table, moves along.
	So yeah, it's great.
	People are totally up in arms about this.
	J.K.
	Rowling, who we talked about previously, hasn't tweeted in four or five days, and she is as internet addicted as anybody, so it was very obvious.
	It was very obvious that some lawyers told her, oh yeah, by the way, England's free speech laws are fucking terrible.
	It's all Alex Jones is talking about recently.
	So yeah, you've probably stepped in it real fucking hard right now, you dumb bitch.
	With that and the, like, the race riots that just happened, there's, like, that's kind of the new talking point is just, like, the free speech laws across the pond.
	I believe I saw that.
	Didn't she file something in France?
	And because France's legal system is weird, like, the legal system determines who was at fault.
	She's just like, I have been aggrieved, and apparently France is just like, okay, cool, we'll look into it and tell you who's guilty of aggrieving you.
	It's like so wacky, that French legal system, man.
	And then I'd be of a fall.
	So infuriating.
	Yes!
	Literally thinking about it is making me angry.
	I can't imagine what their legal system is like.
	It's clout shit.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So all of this is great.
	All these people who decided to jump on their two minutes of hate because an Italian boxer was like, owie, my nose hurts!
	I quit!
	My Olympic boxing opponent punches hard.
	When it connects directly into the center of my face, because I am in there doing the ray gun of boxing.
	Like, I saw that clip, and she could, like, I could have landed a punch on that boxer.
	She left herself so open.
	Like, it was genuinely pretty bad.
	And again, exactly the same way, which is like, I don't usually like to armchair athlete because I'm a doughy white idiot and like fat and out of shape.
	But like, could I have done a lot of what Ray Gunn did representing Australia?
	Everyone's favorite, everyone's favorite Olympian.
	Yeah.
	Could I have done all of it?
	No.
	But some of it?
	Oh, absolutely.
	I could wiggle around.
	I could wiggle around and pretend like I'm a kangaroo just fine, dude.
	Like, absolutely.
	And yeah, if you watch the actual clip of that lady taking that shot in the nose, it was pretty obvious who was at fault there.
	It wasn't gender politics.
	It was dropping your guard real bad.
	And then suddenly, this Olympic boxer is punching you in your face real hard.
	I mean, that's the thing that's like so wild about that whole clip is that this wasn't like a thing where Imani like bullied her into a corner and then started like roughhousing her with like kidney shots and like, and it was like, Oh, she was just too strong and powerful.
	And she just bullied me over raw strength.
	No, this was actually, your technique was terrible.
	And that's why you got smacked.
	And then you quit after getting punched, which is ridiculous.
	Like in amateur boxing, when you get the, they got giant pillows on for gloves and they got headgear on.
	If you look up any amateur, especially amateur female boxers, you look up their knockout rates.
	It's insanely low.
	Like the amount of actual damage done in these fights is minimal.
	I'm sure it's like bad for your brain overall to get like punched repeatedly, but no one's getting dropped.
	That like doesn't happen.
	Yeah.
	And also that, that clip of her sort of just like giving up, like, you know, there's a, there's a clip of that, that same boxer lady, the Italian one, just like kind of in a match.
	And then she like goes over to her quarter, and then she just sort of like falls over, like a male soccer player.
	Clutching, and it starts clutching her ankle, it's just like, I am injured!
	The fight is over!
	My ankle!
	Which you can read one of two ways, like one, like, You know, she's just a floppin' ass flopper, and sometimes she flops.
	Or two, she's just an athlete who's risk averse, and if she's sensing that something is wrong, like, hey, I'm worried that if I take another shot my nose is gonna be broken, or yo, I can feel something weird in my ankle and I don't wanna risk tearing a tendon, then she just fuckin' folds, like, really quickly.
	Now, is that the mark of an Olympic-level competitor?
	I mean, that's for you to decide.
	But even if you give it the most generous interpretation, there's sort of, like, It doesn't feel super cool, you know what I mean?
	So, uh, everybody should have been talking about this kind of, like, is this cowardice?
	Instead of, was their opponent a man the whole time?
	Which is why we're very happy that this athlete is getting to sue everybody who slandered her.
	Instant icon, honestly.
	She kicked ass, she got the gold, and now she's taking on some bigots.
	I don't know if they have jerseys of hers, but I want one.
	I'm a fan, for now.
	I mean, yeah, whatever buddy she walks away with can only help her family, who I have to admit are probably pretty poor.
	The place she's from is not super well off.
	Yeah, I'm team.
	I'm team.
	I'm team kick their ass.
	Take them for all they got.
	I'm excited.
	For her to be the new Twitter CEO.
	It'll be good.
	I too am team sneak men into women's sports to win Olympic medals because everybody really cares about them.
	Wait, what?
	I'm hearing that they don't care about them?
	What a waste of time!
	They keep showing her.
	She's not as ugly as everybody makes her out to be or is manly.
	I think she's quite pretty, actually.
	I think, you know, if you're kind of into the muscle mommies, if you're kind of Uh, you know, I think a lot of, uh, uh, you know, bisexuals, um, and lesbians, um, probably liked her look, uh, you know, the whole, like... I mean, look, she's pretty masc, but she's not... ...where they were, like, bodybuilding, you know?
	It's kind of, like, in right now.
	I feel, I, I mean, yeah, she's, she's buff and, and masculine, but, like, she, I think she's kind of pretty.
	Yeah, she's not so masculine that you can't make her look traditionally attractive.
	You know what I mean?
	Same with anybody.
	Get them in the right dress, with the right makeup.
	It's pretty hard to miss, you know?
	And also, it should have been pretty obvious just based on the fact that they didn't sneak in the back door of the Olympics and show up.
	It's like a multi-step process to qualify.
	Anyway, so dumb.
	Enjoy your free money.
	I hope everybody just settles with you so that you can just get your payout quickly and you can just go back to being one of the best boxers in the world.
	So that would be pretty cool for you.
	Okay, now it's time for us to talk about everyone's favorite state in the United States of America, the state of intoxication.
	I mean, Arizona.
	It's Arizona.
	We talk about Arizona every week because there's always something kicking off there, which is why we have Hayley, our Arizona correspondent, here to talk to us about AZ.
	Hi, Hayley.
	It's time for the breakdown, the AZBD.
	Hello.
	The AZVD, I like it.
	That's your segment now.
	Okay.
	We have some good news.
	I've been hitting good news a little bit lately, because why not?
	The Arizona for Abortion Access has officially made the ballot.
	The signatures were approved by the Secretary of State.
	They way overshot the signatures because they knew that they would get challenged and boom, boom, boom.
	It's on the ballot, baby.
	So, and I'm hearing from some political experts, people who do not sniff just topium all day on the timeline, that it is likely to pass.
	But, you know, that's not to discourage you from getting your ass out there and fucking voting yes on this thing.
	Nope, it's already a done deal.
	Throw your condoms away.
	Yep.
	Yep, yep, yep.
	Because honestly, you know, I think it's a good one.
	Arizona, where we rogue dog all day long.
	That's just how it is.
	That should be our new motto.
	Arizona is really for lovers, you know?
	It's true.
	But, unfortunately, what will also be on the ballot will be, um, The Secure the Border Act, which I'm going to tell you Arizona voters, vote fucking no on.
	This is going to basically make it so every police officer will be empowered as an immigration officer.
	It has a lot more other stuff down at the border that will obviously make lives harder for migrants, so vote no on that please.
	This is kind of like, it's been called SB 1072, which for those of you who don't remember, that was the Show Me Your Papers laws back about a decade ago that made national headlines.
	Bands stopped playing here.
	There was like a big protest movement targeting Arizona.
	I remember there was no good concerts for years because so many bands were like, we're not going to Arizona.
	Yeah, and so it was, you know, it's just, it's a discriminatory law that would make it basically so you could profile people.
	And that sucks.
	So don't vote yes on that, Arizonans.
	But for the most part, I would like to talk about the Kamala rally, which I went to, because the Arizona rally has been all over the fucking news for multiple reasons.
	From the conspiracies to just how fucking hype it was.
	It was the biggest rally that a Democrat has ever held here by far.
	Kind of before like the Bush had a bigger one.
	George W. Bush had a bigger rally, and so far that seems to be the only rally that's, like, been bigger than this Kamala rally.
	Unprecedented interruption!
	It's never happened before on the show.
	Mike, I demand you hit the Cues in the News bump immediately!
	Hit that bump right now!
	From the digital headlines to the digital front lines, it's Cues in the News!
	Don't worry, dear readers and Haley, we are not done talking about Arizona, but I have to interject here and say, Haley, you were a liar in that the rally was incredibly small and it was all AI generated.
	It was a tiny rally.
	You wouldn't believe how small the rally was.
	200 people tops at this rally.
	The rest of it was all, if it was such a huge rally, you would have seen footage from all the cameras at the rally and you can't find those footages.
	So the rally was very small.
	We were going to talk about this in the news segment, but since Arizona, Haley here is lying on the podcast about the size of Shady Kamabla's rally!
	I love how fleeting and incoherent they are with their nicknames about her.
	It's so fucking dumb!
	I actually had no idea that Hayley was going to be talking about going to this rally, so it seemed like instead of waiting to segue into them lying about how big the rally was, we should just talk about it as part of this segment.
	So it's all one susan of news and Arizona here in the Cues of the News slash Arizona segment.
	Anyway, back to Hayley to discuss this fraudulent attendance.
	So, Mike, I just sent you a photo because this is a real photo that I took, but there's so many goddamn people there and, like, obviously the camera doesn't take that great of photos.
	I was zooming in on all my photos like, oh, if I posted this, it would get baked because the faces look distorted when you start to zoom in closer and closer, but that's not the point.
	And everybody has extra fingers.
	Um, so yeah, I went to the Kamala rally.
	Um, I was, I was like, well, I gotta go check it out because I go to every Trump rally.
	I go to all the, the right wing stuff here.
	I want to see the hype.
	Also, it's pretty historic in general.
	Um, so yeah, I went and just stayed around all day, like I do for a typical MAGA rally.
	Like, I went there super early to see if people were lining up early, and they were!
	They weren't there the night before.
	It was at the Desert Diamond Stadium Arena, which is where the Coyotes were playing.
	Like animals?
	Like, romping, you mean?
	Just sort of like yipping and bouncing around?
	The hockey people.
	Oh, the professional team!
	But not anymore, due to a lot of reasons.
	But anyways.
	So it's a big stadium.
	It can hold up to, I believe, 20,000 people.
	And it definitely filled capacity.
	So I was there early, like I said.
	Just to see if people lined up early and yeah they started lining up in the morning and there were tents out but like it wasn't going to be enough tents to cover the whole line and I was like oh no it's going to be like a Trump rally where a bunch of people pass out because they're not being responsible.
	Wrong!
	They provided water and Gatorade.
	They brought more tents and they opened early so people weren't just like standing out in the in the sun baking.
	And I, you know, waited around and just kept, like, coming back and forth from, like, the main area, and then, like, going and grabbing a drink.
	And by the time I got back, I was like, okay, I'm gonna go back, like, it's still got a few hours till it even starts, and it wasn't too busy when I last looked.
	It was, like, building up.
	It got Packed.
	It got absolutely packed.
	It wrapped around.
	It just kept like going past the whole parking lot.
	Like this is a big area.
	This is the Westgate area which is like a huge mall.
	It's a stadium and then it's got the Cardinal Stadium across from it and they're building a theme park right there.
	So it's like this huge bit of land and like the parking lot was just like wrapped with people Um, and there was some kooky folks, you know?
	There was a guy that had a sign, uh, that, uh, God sent the shooter to shoot Trump in the head, but the, the devil, the devil, uh, bumped him.
	Uh, and he had like a Trump puppet.
	He was a kook.
	Uh, and then there was some- Finally, a Trump besides Don Jr.
	getting talked about the devil's bumps.
	Thank you.
	I'll be here all week.
	Just tip your waitress.
	Uh, there was like five anti-abortion protesters.
	It was pretty sad.
	Um, and yeah, when I got on the inside, there was like energy, lots of people dancing.
	They played better music than a Trump rally.
	Uh, you know, like things that I've actually heard in the past.
	You know, a few years on the radio, not like the same.
	Trump rallies have this exact same playlist almost every single time.
	It's just like the songs that Trump clearly likes.
	Well, to be fair, they do periodically lose tracks from that list as they get politely asked to no longer use them.
	the list only shrinks.
	They added my article to On.
	Oh yeah, that was so weird.
	Oh, the They played My Heart Will Go On, and everyone was dunking on them because it's the Titanic theme, and now Trump's campaign is the Titanic.
	And I saw Liz Crocon and other people going, no, it was comms for the Deep State!
	Now we're gonna defeat you!
	Shut up!
	It wasn't stupid, it was great!
	And Celine Dion was like, you may not use my music, also it was kind of weird that you used that song.
	Get him, Celine.
	Get him.
	But yeah, so it was just like more people really like walls, just crowd energy and people I was talking to.
	People love walls.
	They're really into them.
	And yeah, I just waited and let like the crowd fill up around me and stood in the back as I do it all the MAGA events.
	And people were, like, about to straight-up fucking fight because they had to close the doors.
	There was no more people allowed in.
	And there was just a... Yeah, there was, like, commotion.
	The bastards at the door were like, we are all out of democracy for today.
	And people were getting pretty heated.
	Like, that's how filled it was.
	It was, like, that hype.
	Um, and like it was not a nice day.
	It was like 108 degrees and it had just like stormed the night before so it was super humid.
	People wanted to see Kamala and Walls.
	And the other speakers included...
	This is another thing that is...
	Right-wingers are like, oh, well, they just hype it up with Megan Thee Stallion, and that's why people go see it.
	Nope.
	It was no celebrities at the rally in Glendale.
	It opened with a land acknowledgement from the former president of the Navajo Nation, and he's currently running against Eli Crane, Jonathan Nez.
	When the Attorney General, Chris Mays, peeked out before the rally started, the crowd went fucking wild for her, and I was like, this is weird.
	It's like you can see the visual change happening in Arizona.
	It was a hard red state, and then it's purple, and I think it's like, yeah, you can see Just the energy of blue in Arizona.
	Um, Mark Kelly came out with Gabby Giffords and Gabby Giffords was the victim of a pretty horrific shooting.
	Uh, she was shot in the head and survived and was a member of Congress and like had a pretty miraculous recovery story.
	Uh, the crowd went absolutely wild for Gabby.
	It was actually kind of nice to see, um, like them chanting for her and just like, you know, nice.
	Little success story, Gabby Giffords after a horrific thing.
	And that is kind of like a local tragedy, like the shooting in Tucson.
	And then Mark Kelly's an astronaut, so people were just like hyped as hell for Mark Kelly.
	Were these people like potentially on the list for VP?
	Isn't that why I know them?
	Yeah, Mark Kelly was that's why I was kind of like he was one of the speakers because it is kind of like a bending of the knee thing like I also support you know this it's like when a you know just when someone doesn't get picked for something like they have to bend the knee to show that they endorse and that was Like, Shapiro spoke at the other rally.
	Like, the VP shortlist of all, like, spoke.
	So yeah, that's why Mark Kelly spoke, kind of, also.
	And in general, he's just kind of hype.
	Ruben Gallego spoke and, like, the crowd was pretty... they were, when he mentioned Carrie, they were, like, booing Carrie.
	It was very anti-Carrie.
	She's so fucked.
	And then, like, yeah, Walls and Kamala just had the usual stump speech.
	There was a lot of conspiracies about, obviously, the crowd and the AI stuff, which is hilarious because, like, as I just said, it was busy as hell.
	I go to like the MAGA rallies too, and there's always like even, you know, kind of like blue and non-types that bake the rallies that I go to.
	Like, oh, the crowd's not as big as you're saying, or they're all paid, or, which is half true, but some of them are paid, but like through the sense that they are actual GOP operatives, and it's just a lot of them there.
	The rallies that I've been to this year for Trump stuff, like the Vance one and then Trump earlier this year, have been pretty small.
	Dream City Church is less than 5,000 people.
	The one that Vance did was about a thousand seats.
	It's like they don't, this was like nowhere near the same in terms of crowd size.
	There was a lot of conspiracies though about, there was some like Curtains?
	Did you see the curtains?
	No, I did not see the curtains.
	There was a couple small sections blocked out by curtains, which people were claiming was the Walls and Harris team purposefully hiding empty seats to not show that it was actually empty rallies.
	And, um, or it was just easier to generate the AI against the curtains.
	And when I went to the event, I saw, as soon as I saw those curtains, I was like, Oh, that's going to get baked.
	Um, uh, cause there was, there's construction happening at the arena that, um, It was located at.
	So, like, it's still open, but they're very slowly remodeling all the sections and some of the food stands.
	So there was all these, like, pardon our construction signs everywhere.
	Knew it.
	I bet.
	Yeah.
	Construction.
	Pretty likely.
	I even found that they approved this contract.
	Like, I found the contract.
	It's like a 40 million dollar Yeah, a $40 million Desert Diamond Arena contract.
	It won't be done until February, and it started about a month ago, so I don't even think Walls and Harris were in the race when this renovation started, so that's your debunk right there.
	Well, I mean, the deep state has the script ahead of time, Hayley, obviously.
	I saw a clip of some Republican getting their soundbite on by talking shit about Trump.
	Was that in your home state?
	Yes, it was.
	Was that like your governor or whatever?
	You don't know that party a damn thing.
	I was like, wow, this guy really wants that soundbite.
	Fair enough.
	Get your headlines, King.
	So that is the mayor of Mesa, Mayor Giles.
	Um, he is a Mormon.
	He is in Mason- Wow, is it allowed for him to say the word damn?
	I know, and also, I'm hearing rumors that he might actually come out and back the Arizona for Abortion Access measure, which is, like, interesting to me.
	But yeah, so he's the mayor of Mesa.
	John Giles.
	I can't believe I couldn't remember his first name.
	But anyway.
	Mesa's interesting because they are the so-called first city
	Autism certified city in the nation, all the city workers have to take training on how to work with people with autism and there's a lot of schools in the Mesa area that are for children with autism.
	Um, and yeah, it's just an interesting area.
	There's like some measures that he approves and just some things that Mesa does that I'm like, if this wasn't a Republican, I think that people would make a bigger deal out of this.
	Republicans here hate him because they do consider him to be kind of like, A Democrat.
	He's one of the leads on the LDS for Harris folks, which is Mormons for Harris.
	It's Republican Mormons for Harris.
	He's part of like the Republicans for Harris kind of team.
	And yeah, he basically was just like, I don't recognize my party.
	There's nobody for the center anymore.
	It's all, it's been seated to the far right.
	Um, and, um, vote Kamala.
	And he was like doing little like, he was doing like finger guns to the audience.
	He was like hype.
	Um, so yeah, that was the rally.
	It was not AI as far as I can tell.
	I was not paid to go there as far as I can tell.
	Um... Allegedly.
	Allegedly.
	You could have been paid, and as part of your agreement, you have to pretend like you weren't paid.
	How do you just prove that?
	Checkmate.
	It's true.
	Did I fuck a couch?
	We'll never know.
	That's between you, God, and your... Don't clip that.
	Yeah, do clip that.
	Man, if I ever go viral for anything...
	That's, I want it to be, be the one, the person riffing on Hayley doing that thing.
	It never does.
	I mean, our platform is small and our fans are lovely and loyal, but not, not the, not the, the go out and like do a thing type, you know?
	They listen to us in their car type, you know?
	Or while they're making a, like, while they're painting Warhammer miniatures.
	That's what it's all about.
	There's a disappearing Warhammer miniatures that do anything else.
	Make a Warhammer diorama about that thing that Haley said.
	There we go.
	Yeah, so back to the CGI bullshit, because when this started happening, I was like, oh man, Elle's going to be so happy because they're finally going back to their weird bullshit.
	We're finally on one again.
	It just isn't, oh, Donald Trump's so great.
	Oh man, I want to suck his tiny orange mushroom peepee.
	Oh, he's the best.
	We're actually just doing the crazy shit.
	We're just actually putting the tinfoil on our heads.
	Also, I will just say, like, in terms of, like, I love that this term is now, like, a popular thing, because I have to imagine that it's, like, it's got its root in anime, but, dude, the aura of Donald Trump, severely diminished.
	I mean, it's... At some point, Kamala Harris does have to start talking about what she actually wants to do as potential President of the United States.
	It can't just, you know, go around just, like, vibing.
	Like, the vibes are sweet right now.
	We're loving the vibes.
	And it's making Donald Trump real uncomfy.
	But, like, you know, it's just, like, as just, like, a regular guy, I'm just like, man, Donald Trump actually for the first time just seems like he's hiding under a couch somewhere.
	He really is.
	That's the thing that's so funny about all this, is that the only rally he did last week was in Montana, which is a state he's gonna win, and it was mostly just to yell about how much he hates Senator Jon Testa, who's a Democrat.
	Dude, he's gonna win it in a landslide.
	$15,000 to $14,000 or whatever, because nobody lives in fucking Montana.
	Exactly.
	So yeah, and this week he has no rallies planned.
	And he, apparently the press asked him, they're like, yo, Mr. Trump, are you gonna, you know, campaign for the job you want?
	Because that's kind of how you get the job you want is to get out of there on the Get out there in the crowd and pump people up by telling them that you're awesome and you're going to make America great again and all that shit.
	And Trump was like, I'll start campaigning after the DNC.
	So he's taking this week off and he's taking next week off.
	So maybe like next Friday, he might get off his ass and start campaigning.
	I mean, literally this guy spent all of 2020 pissing and moaning about how Joe Biden was hiding in his basement and running a basement campaign.
	And now he's running a basement campaign.
	No, he's the one just hiding in Mar-a-Lago and begging the press to run over and talk to him so that he can be like, your question was stupid, I hate you, and by the way, my crowd sizes are large.
	They're very great.
	So all of that is just...
	Yes, yes.
	That's the best part about this, is that this bullshit has even gotten into Trump's brain.
	Even Trump is posting the fucking AI shit.
	That's how fucking gone this clown is.
	And the greatest thing is, this is the truth, I guess we would call it, because he hasn't officially come back to Twitter to post yet, as we'll talk about later.
	But he said, has anyone noticed that Kamala cheated at the airport?
	There was nobody at the plane and she AI'd it in quotes.
	And he put a period between both AI because he actually was like trying to abbreviate it.
	Because it's a fucking boomer!
	Like, because you still have to, like, he hasn't learned that you can shorthand certain things.
	Like, abbreviations have frequently no longer have their appearance.
	Yes.
	And showed a massive crowd, in quotes, of so-called followers, but they didn't exist, all caps.
	She was turned in by a maintenance worker at the airport when he noticed the fake crowd picture, but there was nobody there.
	Later confirmed by the reflection of the mirror-like finish on the vice presidential plane.
	I love that phrase, mirror-like finish.
	It feels like he's doing a bit from The Apprentice, where he's talking about how luxurious one of his casinos was.
	And he's like, ah yes, Trump Tower here, with a mirror-like finish on all our windows.
	No, Mike, you misunderstand.
	It's more like a Mythbusters thing.
	It's more like, can you fake an army with a mirror?
	Like, finished!
	And the camera's panning over the side of the thing.
	Yeah.
	Uh, she's a cheater, all caps on the word cheater.
	She had nobody, all caps, waiting.
	And the crowd, in quotes, looked like 10,000 people.
	The same thing is happening at her fake crowds at her speeches.
	This is the way the Democrats win elections, by cheating!
	And they're even worse at the ballot box.
	She should be disqualified because of the creation of a fake image.
	It's election interference!
	Anyone who does that will cheat at anything!
	He's such a dumb, shouty, sad little child.
	Yeah, hey Lisa, how do you review that?
	How tight that rambling was.
	There was actually a woman who works kind of with the Carrie Lake campaign.
	She has been disbarred because of her previous bullshit crimes, but she now pretends to be a journalist here, and she went.
	She was there.
	And so she can't engage in AI conversation, but she was like, they're all paid.
	And it's like just the highest forms of copium.
	The Turning Point USA people here have been posting the It's AI stuff, which is hilarious to me because they're currently like trying to raise basically $100 million to help with Trump's get out the vote campaign to fix the distrust in mail-in voting and like ballot boxes that they like sowed from conspiracies which is hilarious to me because they're currently like trying to raise So it's like, sure, do the AI thing.
	You guys have high copium right now because you're losing it.
	It seems like you're gonna lose, possibly.
	Whoa, whoa, whoa!
	Slow your roll there, Hayley.
	There's no possible way Donald J. Trump could lose because he's got Elon Musk in his corner.
	An old musky boy and Trump decided to have themselves a nice little sit-down and have themselves a nice little talk on the digital town hall that everybody loves so much.
	I mean, X. The site that everybody definitely calls it X. And everybody agrees that it is the digital town square.
	Provided, of course, the town in question is Las Vegas, because most of it is solicitation for pornography.
	So, that's true facts.
	I mean, if you've ever been to Las Vegas, you know the guys are going to try to give you cards.
	They're like, hey, would you like to see some pussy?
	I have a card, but I'm not allowed to tell you that, so I'm just going to make a noise at you.
	That is my favorite First Amendment violation ever, and we just allow it to happen.
	If Haley doesn't know what I'm talking about... Have you ever heard of the Las Vegas Slappers, Haley?
	Aren't they usually, like, it's the card with the lady, but aren't they usually blocked out with, like, stars?
	They have stars on the nipples and the groin, yes.
	That is true.
	But more interesting is how the guys have to approach you.
	Because they're not allowed to say shit to you.
	So in order to get your attention when you walk by, they flick the card.
	And Mike taught me this when I went to Las Vegas with him one time.
	And I was just like, what's up with these guys?
	He was like, oh yeah, we call them slappers because they just make this...
	sound like as you go by them to try to get you to get this card to go get the commish or whatever yeah basically uh these guys would uh they would they would frequent the land bridges around all the casinos on the las vegas strip and uh before i got there they'd be like hey pussy hey you want some pussy some titties titties and
	And the good people of Las Vegas were like, this is really bad for our image that these guys are literally just shouting women's body parts derogatorily at people and trying to hand them the cards so they can find their escorts or their strip clubs or whatever they're selling.
	So they passed a law that you can't talk while you're handing out these, uh, cards, which again is totally fucking illegal.
	And if they ever challenged it, they would win, but they just gave up.
	They were like, ah, we're not going to bother filing that lawsuit.
	So now they just do that.
	We should fund a Hell World lawsuit that challenges- Yeah!
	Well, I mean, I'm sure they just understood that if they pushed and won, then somehow, like, Las Vegas would get together and push back much harder.
	Yes!
	It'd just make it illegal for them to be out on the streets listening at all.
	And they were just like, you know what, we're willing to compromise.
	Like, it's easier for us to not have to make these guys learn any English anyway.
	You know, because they're obviously not getting the cream of the crop to stand in the baking Las Vegas temperatures for no money, handing out titty cards.
	Those poor guys.
	It was so bad for them when I was out there.
	I was like, it's 120 degrees outside, what the fuck?
	Anyway, sorry.
	So yes, Donald Trump and Elon Musk The two of the world's stinkiest rich idiots got together and have a diaper party together.
	And what did we learn in this lemon slash diaper party, Mike Rades?
	Is that Donald Trump is an incredibly articulate speaker who does not slur his words, nor does the man have a lisp.
	And I know this because Donald Trump posted recently on Truth Social that his record-setting meeting in conversation with Elon Musk I did make it sound like he was slurring and lisping, but that was just the audio compression on Twitter.
	That was all it was.
	Because 60 million people were watching in my grades.
	I don't know if you heard, but according to Donald Trump, I heard it was up to 60 million people.
	Oh, right now I'm seeing people from QAnon talking about how at this point their interaction has a billion views, and these people are just taking that at face value.
	They're like, yes, one-sixth of all...
	The perfect time, the natural escalation of the actual number being probably like somewhere around like, you know, a few thousand or whatever.
	Right.
	It didn't work.
	Was it a technical issue?
	Yeah.
	Oh yeah, it crashed immediately.
	It crashed immediately, and then Elon posted a bullshit thing about how Twitter was getting DDoS'd, and everyone was replying to that by saying, Elon, if Twitter was being DDoS'd, Twitter would be going down.
	This is your space.
	The space with Trump.
	It just can't handle that many people trying to get into it.
	You can't DDOS a Twitter space to crash it.
	That's just you not stress testing the fucking software to handle a crowd that large.
	Just because the show, if he had any riz whatsoever, it would be pretty easy to spread that.
	Just be like, well yeah, of course we're gonna have issues.
	Imagine the amount of people that want to hear President Trump say his shit, you know?
	Like, it would be crazy.
	Right, exactly.
	We have like a million billion people trying to get... Yeah, exactly.
	I mean, it's so silly because this guy Could find a logical way to explain things and could try to like spin this in a positive way.
	But instead, he just has to make up the dumbest thing.
	Oh, we're being DDOS attacked.
	It's like, no, you're not.
	No one's doing that.
	This is the silliest bullshit ever.
	I knew it was not going to work.
	I knew it would totally break immediately.
	The DeSantis spaces also had technical difficulties.
	It's almost like the platform doesn't fucking work very well anymore.
	Exactly.
	So this happened.
	The actual conversation was awful because from all the... I haven't listened to it yet.
	And maybe I will.
	Maybe that'll happen down the line.
	I'll subject myself to that pain.
	But the main things that were happening was Elon was just trying to keep Trump on the rails and you just can't because his brain is pudding at this point.
	So he's just saying whatever the fuck he wants to say.
	And The main thing Elon really wanted is he wants Trump to win the election and then appoint Elon as the watchdog of some government fraud oversight commission.
	He just wants to like come in and crush the American government at Trump's behest.
	He wants Trump to appoint him Hand of the King and then he wants to just run around like murdering all the king's enemies is pretty much Elon's plan.
	And Trump was like, yeah, that sounds great.
	Now I'm just going to talk about my tapioca some more because I, I, my brain doesn't function.
	I'm not, I can't process ideas you're trying to give me because I'm very stupid and old.
	I was listening to it live and it was very boring because it's just Trump saying the same exact shit that he says constantly and has for years and Elon going, Oh, yeah, interesting.
	Yeah.
	Um, and then occasionally, like, asking a question.
	He was trying to bait him a bit in the, uh, asking more about the assassination attempt and, like, I think trying to get him to do, like, you know, uh, some conspiracy talk about that, but Trump didn't.
	He was just moving on.
	Uh, it was just, um, but yeah, it was just the same old boring shit for, like, two hours.
	I feel like the Trump-Ian people are just kind of coping and saying that it was really interesting and engaging.
	Yeah, it's just your typical Trump rambling, complaining about the same old shit.
	And it's just like, oh, I love hearing the richest man in the world and the former president of the United States that shits on a gold toilet acting like the migrant who comes across the border looking for a better life is actually like the devil incarnate.
	And what's the reason that the world is bad and the reason for all your problems?
	Right.
	So yeah, I'll just finish here on this with, this is the post he made.
	My conversation with Elon last night was heard by a record audience.
	It was really something special, as Elon himself is very special.
	And I thank him for being such a strong, I thank him for such a strong endorsement.
	Unfortunately, because of the complexity of modern day equipment and cell phone technology, my voice was, in certain areas, somewhat different and strange.
	Therefore, we have put out an actual and perfect recording of the conversation.
	Enjoy!
	He's such a defensive baby.
	He has to center the fact that he was a lisping, slurring moron in that conversation.
	Okay, just on the conversation of the Lisp, because I didn't, I was like, I don't care about the Lisp, but then Jack Posobiec tweeted this morning that like, oh look, on Trump's end of his phone, it was normal, it's cause compression or whatever, he was like doing the, like it was actually audio compression, and he says, Lisp hoaxers in shambles, and Wendy Rogers, who's a lawmaker here, Uh, said, I'm super glad to know this, truly.
	And it's like, why were you so concerned if Trump had a list?
	Because they don't want to admit that their guy is now the old poorly articulated, like, can't walk or talk sort of, like, drooling old man candidate.
	We had a Like, two of those, but one of them was slightly more potent in those fields than the other, so he, like, had a dark shadow.
	But now, Trump has been revealed to be an old, poorly articulate, like, just bad, like, walking and talking guy, you know?
	Like, it's like, oh.
	Is this who we want as President of the United States?
	And it's like, oh, well, certainly he's going to come after Kamala on policy, because she doesn't really have policy yet, because she was a vice president and is now suddenly running for President of the United States.
	But no, he's just like, her crown sizes are made up.
	Mirror finish!
	Tremendous amount of hoax, a mere finish, and makes it look like the crowd is much bigger than my crowd, which was the biggest crowd ever.
	Far more people than even the JFK, and even MLK, and the KKK, and K.K.
	Slider, and everybody else with K. That'd be great.
	Trump doesn't have a K.K.
	Slider.
	Is that what humanized him?
	Not at all.
	No.
	But you're right, though, in how you're saying that the aura's been sucked out of Trump, is that he does also just seem a thousand years older all of a sudden when put up against Kamala.
	Yeah, because again, I said this on my Twitter at one point, or I responded to somebody, because one of the AI hoaxes that the conservatives were getting up to were making Kamala look like, they were like, we're going to make her look like a street walker or whatever.
	So she just looked young and hot in these strappy dresses.
	And I was just like, damn, dude, I hope that when my enemies come for me, it's by using AI to make me look hot as hell.
	I stand by that, you know?
	Like, that's a weird way to fuckin' antagonize somebody.
	I'm gonna make them look fuckin' smokin' hot.
	Yeah!
	And make them look younger and sexier.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You want this to be your president, this hot, sexy lady?
	What kind of weirdo are you?
	It's like, I would like President Sexy Lady, yes!
	Which is funny, because we're the same people.
	Like, a long time ago, this really happened to me.
	I noticed that a lot of my friends used female avatars in games.
	And I was just like, specifically MMOs.
	This is when people were playing MMOs a lot.
	And I was just like, damn, why are all you playing ladies?
	And one of my buddies was just like, dude, you're gonna be playing this game for like 2,000 hours and you're gonna look at a dude's ass or a lady's ass.
	And even at the time, it made me chuckle at how it just like, just think how weird, it was like weirdly misplaced masculinity.
	It was like, go look at this lady's ass, we're fucking, we're not gonna be gay, look at this dude ass.
	It's like, wow, okay.
	He's pretty funny.
	So naturally I switched over to a female avatar immediately.
	That just makes me laugh because I remember back in the ancient times when World of Warcraft was the new hotness and everyone loved it.
	There was literally a forum for druid tanks and it was called Big Bear Butts because that's what you had to look at when you were a druid tank because you were just a bear and there was just a bear's ass in your face all day long.
	Yeah, well, I mean, Larian really brought that to its conclusion.
	It's gonna be hard to get better than that for people that are into that, you know?
	Also, don't tell JD Vance about Baldur's Gate 3.
	We don't want him to, like, you know, Magic the Gathering already caught his tray.
	Those people have already suffered enough, you know?
	Take that, Yawgmoth's Bargain!
	Boom, roasted.
	Real quick, as far as Trump losing his smoke, kinda.
	I feel like this could have been a whole segment, but just real quick, I don't know if you've seen that there's Royper War 2 happening?
	If Royper War 2 gets any sizzle, we'll talk about it next week, but boy howdy.
	Boy howdy has it done absolutely fucking nothing, so yeah.
	It's just turned them all more annoying on the timeline.
	There's like specific people part of Trump's team that they're like just bugging on the timeline to basically tell him to fuck off.
	But yeah, we'll talk about it next week.
	Mike, do you suppose that J.D.
	Vance's favorite magic card is Jagmoss Bargain because it sounds like it could be a furniture store?
	Thank you everybody.
	Please stay with me.
	I'll be here all week.
	Alright, and with that, let's go to our mailbag!
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	It's time for Q and A. Eric, the team's at Operative, has a question for Haley.
	He lives in the Midwest, so he's never heard about Arizona politics until Joe Arpaio started making headlines.
	Can the rise of extremism in Arizona be connected directly to Q, or was it always there and Q just emboldened the wackos further?
	Yeah, I mean Joe Arpaio was like a longtime sheriff in Maricopa County and like admittedly oversaw a concentration camp here and was like an incredibly anti-immigrant sheriff and
	In general, Arizona, because it's like a quarter of it is, you know, tribal land, like Navajo Nation is a pretty big chunk of Arizona.
	And then it's also the border.
	And then a lot of just white people that have come here over the, you know, centuries.
	So a lot of the Conspiracies here and a lot of the like hate here is directed towards migrants and Latinos and Native Americans and brown people so there's like already a big prime for like Like kind of racist conspiracies here.
	It's kind of been a long time thing.
	Joe Arpaio made it a core of his messaging and a lot of people were inspired off of him, including Trump.
	Trump's a big Arpaio guy.
	You know, he, he, he pardoned him and, uh, Modeled a lot of his, like, anti-migrant rhetoric and policy after kind of the Arpaio era.
	And then our, like, leaders here are just pilled as fuck.
	So, like, Kelly Ward was the lead of the AZGOP around when Q blew up, and she was, like, known as Chemtrail Kelly.
	I remember Chemtrail Kelly.
	Even before Q. So, like, you know, from the top down, it was just, like, Seemed kind of prime to fester here more than other states, I feel like, if that makes sense.
	At least amongst the Republicans.
	Yeah.
	Okay, so I don't know nothing about Arizona, so I have to take your word for it.
	So up next is MeBad, who says, Funniest outcome to Trump losing my entry is him running off to another country with all his donations.
	He didn't mention in that space with Elon that if he loses he's going to Venezuela.
	So that was kind of exciting.
	A Prentice revival that bombs.
	So when he dies, he's sad.
	That would actually be really funny.
	Now that I'm president, it's gonna be huge.
	And then he partners up with the wrong people.
	Elon convinces him to do it on Twitter.
	Nobody watches it.
	And then he fucks off.
	And then he dies.
	And he's sad while he dies.
	I think it'd be funny if when he loses that January 6-2 happens, but they storm Mar-a-Lago instead.
	That'd be funny.
	Oh man, I'd be really thrilled if they stormed Mar-a-Lago.
	That would be quite the turn of events.
	Isn't she always a Mar-a-Lago?
	Dr. D.R.
	initially asks, how many days has it been since Ron, I mean IrQ, has posted?
	It's been a very long time.
	Mostly because I don't consider the Jim drops from 2022 to be conniacal, because they're bullshit, and it's very obvious that Jim was just fucking riffing on that crap.
	How does the rest of the community stand on those?
	There's a schism between those of you that think it's dogma and those of you that think it's apocryphal.
	There was a Twitter space and one QAnon promoter hopped in and people let him talk.
	And the one thing that was frustrating was more than me was trying to fight the guy.
	And I'm like, guys, guys, let me solo him.
	Please don't.
	The more people that yell at him, the less we have a conversation.
	And I asked him about those 2022 drops.
	He's like, oh, no, I think they're canonical.
	And then I will go on my burner account and look at Twitter accounts and they'll be like, yeah, the 2022 shit was bullshit.
	And it's obvious to anyone who looks at it.
	So it's really funny.
	But, uh, December 8th, 2020 was the last Q drop from the actual like era of Q. So we are approaching the four year anniversary of the last real Q drop.
	And the 2022 drops ended in November 20, November 22, 2022 was the last time Jim posted his queue.
	And basically, if you don't know the story about that, on Twitter, you have a ID, which is your trip code, but you also have a session account number and Someone who was either Jim Watkins or a fan of Jim Watkins was talking smack to somebody on 8kun.
	And while that was happening, Q then posted a Q drop that had the same session number as the Jim Watkins fan did.
	Not the same, but the same session number as the Jim Watkins slash Jim Watkins fan did.
	And immediately all the aid controls started crushing the Q poster being like, what the fuck is this shit?
	Are you Jim?
	What are you doing, bro?
	Why'd you do this?
	Like you just gave away the game.
	And literally after that post happened, Q never posted again.
	So it's so obvious that basically Jim or a friend of Jim got hand caught in cookie jar and then just like tapped out immediately because they just don't want to put up with it anymore.
	So like Ron himself has been posting on Telegram a little bit still.
	Like, he was just like, be like, happy Easter, and then happy Independence Day.
	And then he posted, Biden drop out of race, we'll finish term.
	And then, like, besides that, he posted about Mr. Beast since then.
	So he's not like, doing much on Telegram, but I do like that he's just like, hey, what's up?
	Hey, here's Mr. Beast.
	The thing about Q's death that always is so interesting to me is all these people who like to think of Q as a big bad and it's Michael Flynn or Steve Bannon or any of this shit.
	If a big bad was running that account, wouldn't they be fucking all over it in 2024?
	Wouldn't Q be posting like 10 times a day?
	I mean, to have that club in your golf bag and never pull it out seems like fucking ridiculous if you were actually someone who had power.
	But the fact that Q is just dormant, it makes it so much heavier on the side of Q was a dumb troll who just like tapped out when Biden won.
	Then Q is a Russian psy-op designed to poison our minds and brainwash us into doing the Great Awakening.
	Or whatever the fuck it is Jay Stu says.
	So... Get that, nerd.
	That's what I'm saying to you, Jay Stu.
	Yeah, fuck it.
	Suck it, loser.
	We hate your guts.
	Yes.
	Sorry, I can't speak for everybody.
	Mysterious.
	You chump.
	Yes.
	Anti-bigots.
	Hashtag FBPE.
	I hope I haven't said a terrible thing there.
	What will the MAGA cultist morons be doing in 10 years time?
	Probably being Illuminati truthers.
	I mean.
	Probably dead.
	Oh, a lot will be dead.
	They're very old.
	But I mean, that's the thing is that it's so funny how much of our politics is centered around Donald Trump living.
	I mean, if he had gotten assassinated, it definitely would have changed everything because then he would have been a martyr and people would have been fighting for their fallen king and all that bullshit.
	And it wouldn't have been great.
	So, but him dying of natural causes is so devastating to them.
	Because, I mean, they're going to obviously make it a conspiracy.
	They're obviously going to say he was poisoned or whatever.
	But the fact that he's going to have this kind of death where it's just he's an old man who's really unhealthy and out of shape, and then he just vanishes and then, like, dies an assisted living.
	Like, that's going to break their hearts because they need him to be a hero that, like, falls in glorious battle.
	And Yeah, where they go as a movement is going to be very interesting afterwards.
	And by that I mean the Republicans, QAnon, all these right-wing grifters that are kind of Republicans but not really.
	I mean, Nick Fuentes and the Gripers are talking about abandoning Trump if his campaign doesn't fucking get its act together and stuff like that.
	You just have so many little factions of lunacy That are all held together by a 78 year old man who is riddled with dementia.
	And as Elle said, isn't very good at the walking and talking anymore.
	So it's just, it's not great.
	Your whole movement and your political party has a shelf life that is not long.
	It is not a long shelf life.
	You're in a lot of trouble.
	Yeah.
	And our final question is from Steph, our former, who hosts the show every now and then whenever we need an emergency fill-in.
	And Whatever happened to the weird Q Countdown?
	I think it went live and just became the QAnon grift store that it was always supposed to be.
	You're like, get your QAnon coffee cups and your mouse pads and such here.
	Official QAnon merch, guys.
	Totally official.
	Yeah, because people like datamined that site because it just wouldn't stop refreshing the countdown.
	The countdown would hit zero, then it would refresh for like 14 days, and then it would hit zero and refresh for like eight days.
	But when people datamined the site, it was like basically all QMerch that they were just going to start selling at some ill-defined time.
	Don't remember the URL for that site.
	I don't know exactly what, where it is to go to find it, but either it's Q dot nothing.
	Yes, that sounds right.
	Yeah.
	Q dot infernal perpetual countdown to nothing.
	Exactly that.
	So yeah, they, um, they were very weak and very silly.
	And that was all they did.
	And by now they've probably pivoted to selling like Donald Trump's surviving assassination, like business cards or playing cards and greeting cards.
	Yes.
	All sorts of cards.
	They're going to have guys out in the streets of Las Vegas slapping cards.
	Yes.
	Oh, well, we have a bonus question that I didn't see.
	Homeless Cat with a Gun asks, since this is a comedy podcast, who is your favorite comedian and why?
	Uh, oh, well, are we talking about stand-up comedian or, like, comedy writers?
	There's, like, I guess it sort of depends on how you interpret it, right?
	I mean, for stand-up, I've had a touch with, like, newer stuff, so I would just have to go back to, like, relying on my formative years and, uh, You know, I'll always have a soft spot for Patton Oswalt, because he transitioned to doing podcasts and film and stuff as I got older.
	But I listened to a bunch of his stand-up when I was younger.
	Him and Brad Neely, I hit really hard, so that would cover a comedy writer as well.
	And then probably Tina Fey, just because I love 30 Rock.
	There's a sampler.
	Those people have informed my comic sensibilities pretty heavily.
	What about you, Hayley?
	I actually kind of find a lot of comedians insufferable and annoying, and I can't think of any, but I do derive a lot of jokes from The Simpsons and Spongebob, so there's some humor there.
	Comedians wrote those.
	People with jokes.
	I'm with Elle on Patton Oswalt, and it's really funny because, I mean, he got attacked by Q directly, which is just the ultimate, like, smashing of two worlds.
	It's like, hey, this is the comic I enjoy.
	Oh my god!
	Q is actually sending his army of flying monkeys at him.
	That is wild.
	And they were furious when Patton Oswalt got cast in that QAnon movie, that Reno 911Q movie.
	Oh, God, that pissed them off so much.
	And I'm sure if Patton actually needed that paycheck, his agent probably being able to pitch that to Comedy Central to put him over the top to get that role was hilarious to me.
	I did enjoy Louis C.K.
	back in the day before he got canceled and became a right-wing piece of shit, so that was great.
	Fuck Louis C.K.
	Yeah, I mean, we all liked Louis back in the day.
	Oh, for stand-ups, I would like to shout out Nate Bercotti.
	He's a pretty funny dude, and you have to have a pretty strong delivery to work clean, and he's one of those dudes who does just go out there and work clean, and it's like, that's a hard road to hoe, you know?
	Yes.
	So, good romance for getting in there.
	Um, my guilty pleasure recently was Shane Gillis.
	Like, dude, I know that, like, he is, he's problematic, but, uh, you know, I said guilty pleasure for a reason.
	Uh, I got, I was getting a bunch of TikToks of, like, his, like, stand-up and stuff.
	And I was just like, yeah, I guess by better interest, I'm going to check out the stand-up special.
	And, uh, yeah, I mean, it did make me laugh.
	So, um, revoke my liberal card if you have to.
	I'm sorry, guys.
	Way to fail us, Al.
	Way to fail us.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	But for actual comedy shows... God, I haven't watched a comedy show on TV or anything in a dog's age, so I'm mostly just... Except for the news, am I right, guys?
	The news.
	The fake news.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Yeah, man.
	I'm having trouble remembering the last new comedy I went out of my way to watch.
	Oh, it's not the new norm, because apparently someone posted that the new norm on Twitter, their tweets are now protected.
	That show is now lost media.
	Maybe they went the way of the NFT.
	Maybe somebody owns the new norm.
	Yeah, that terrible Twitter thing that they were doing, the anti-woke animated show, now that channel's tweets are protected, they just gave up on the new norm after five minutes.
	Yeah, it was all of the family, but the fake Archie Puckett guy was just like, what are you, some sort of transgender?
	And then everyone did a laugh track.
	Yes!
	It was so far from the five minute clip that I saw.
	Right!
	I never watched it with the sound on.
	Like, I saw it playing, but I'm pretty sure I never watched it with the audio.
	I feel like we could do a whole bonus episode on just that five minutes.
	I had to pause it several times, because I'm like, this is a lot.
	This is a lot.
	I think I stopped watching when the black neighbor character showed up.
	And it's like we're going in like a jersey or whatever because it's just like, hey man, our skin color might be different, but we can bond over sports and beer.
	And if they like, you know, high five or whatever, like, it's like, yeah, I get what they're, I get what they're doing.
	It's the King of Queens, you know, they're Queens in it.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Oh God.
	Yeah, that was really bad.
	And so yeah, I haven't, I haven't like, I did stand up comedians back in the day.
	Now I'm just like so out of touch with media.
	It's just, it's really funny that like my knowledge of comedy is bad comedy that right wingers try to do and, and, and breakdowns of why their comedy sucks.
	It's very, that's.
	I'm assuming that the path to like, Pop culture relevance is a lot different for stand-ups these days, you know?
	Because we're probably some of the last generation that gave a shit about watching stand-up stuff on the fucking cable TV box, not on demand.
	It was just like, oh, Comedy Central is playing some stand-up or whatever.
	So I don't know what that's looking like now.
	Maybe there's some people crushing it on TikTok that I've just never heard of before because the algo hasn't fed me stand-up comedy TikToks, you know?
	Right, exactly.
	Yes, it does seem to think I really want to listen to lightly right-wing podcasts.
	I'm just like, they'll share me clips of stuff.
	And I'm just like, God, they're like, uh, you give these guys an inch, you know, you try to watch them boxing clips.
	You try to watch them.
	Just some clips of dudes getting knocked out.
	And it's just like, Oh, we know you like, I was just, I was just watching that country drag, like get out of here.
	Like I was watching it.
	Like I was, it was like country, wholesome country drag, like people rescuing kittens.
	And then I watch one boxing knockout video and they're just like, oh, dude, Adam Carolla.
	You want to hear?
	And they're just like, no, no, no.
	Hard pass on Adam Carolla.
	Get fucked with that shit.
	Oh my God.
	Yeah.
	Oh, I watched a video of some guy doing, uh, he was, he was, there was a soldier in full dress uniform and this guy, Was just like, Hey, can I try this real quick?
	And it was very obvious he was ex military.
	And then he like took the rifle from the soldier and then did the whole spin it, inspect it, spin it some more, inspect it some more.
	And they were just like, Oh God, this guy has like been out of the service like 20 years and it's still so clean.
	And then the rest of his videos on his channel are all his podcasts where he's like, We need to shut down the border.
	We need to be tough on crime and crack down on fentanyl.
	And I'm like, God damn it.
	It's just like, this guy uses this one wholesome moment of him bonding with a soldier, like 20 years younger than him, to like rope you in.
	And then the next thing you know, all of his other clips are just sort of, what is a woman?
	This Imani?
	A miserable little pile of secrets.
	Oh, God, I'm laughing so hard at that because that's a bit that one of my co-workers still hits me with.
	That's a classic, because it works!
	Yes.
	Oh my god.
	Oh man.
	Yep, like once every six months, he just walks over to me, gleaming his eye.
	Hey Mike, what is a man?
	I'm just like, oh god.
	Incredible.
	Excellent.
	So finally, as always, what are you guys looking forward to?
	I wish I had something for this that was spicier than it is.
	I don't know.
	I'm just kind of looking forward to chilling the rest of the day.
	I got my laundry and stuff done early.
	I have lesser chores that are kind of optional that I can do if I want to.
	Or I could nap, which I might choose to do.
	Or I could play video games.
	The world is my oyster.
	Probably not leaving the house, though.
	I'm pretty excited about being lazy.
	Um so there's been a my favorite taco shop has been closed for a few weeks because they're renovating and it said close like summer renovations and I'm like oh no they're gonna be closed forever they're gonna be closed for months and they're already opening back up on Friday and I'm thinking about going to get me some tacos.
	That sounds excellent.
	That is the dream.
	That was like me over the summer.
	There's this brand of chips that no one sells anywhere near me.
	They're called the Guachucet.
	And this one gas station that sold them was getting renovated for forever.
	And I'm like, No, my chips!
	And then a couple weeks ago, they reopened.
	They're like, yes, my chips!
	And I got to have them.
	And now they've been out of stock of those chips for like two weeks again.
	And I'm like, no, my chips!
	So yeah, my life is paid.
	But yeah, I guess I am looking forward.
	I might be looking forward to nap time myself, because I kind of just woke up really early today and then was like, Yep, can't get back to sleep.
	So just gonna have to power through it.
	But thankfully, Wednesday starts my weekend because I'm on an entertainment schedule because of what casinos are.
	So if I want to go back to bed, I can and nothing can stop me.
	So it's wonderful.
	So yeah.
	So I'm looking for the fact that I'm on my weekend, basically.
	Nice.
	Well, I guess it's time for us to all tuck ourselves into our little bedsies and dream ourselves away from Hellworld for the week and hope that we don't get encountered by any Krugers, Freddy, or otherwise.
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	Same deal.
	Hellworld fatty.
	Spelled the same weird and funny and whimsical way.
	Of course, you can find Haley, our Arizona correspondent, on various social media platforms at AZRW or Arizona Right Watch.
	And Mike Rains, of course, on social media at PokerPolitics.
	So for another successful episode of the Avengers of the Hell Wall podcast, I have been one of your hosts, the Mysterious Al, joined as always by our expert in all things Arizona crazy, Haley, aka Arizona Right Watch, or AZRW, and our expert in all things QAnon crazy, Mike Rains, aka PokerPolitics.
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