Adventures in HellwQrld Episode #190: America Will Be a Unified Reich
This week we deal with QAnon having some really weird takes on the Bible, Trump's court case winding to a close and him having another brain issue at a rally and the President of Iran's helicopter crashed so we have to wonder if he was vaccinated or if he was the victim of a Jewish Fog Machine. Also Trump's campaign has decided to go full mask off and declared that once he wins America will be a Unified Reich. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
I'm going to be doing a little bit of a walkthrough of the game. So if you're interested in that, I'll be back in a
minute.
Content Warning.
The Adventures in Hellworld podcast talks in-depth about QAnon, which means we have to talk about all kinds of child abuse and violence against people.
Listener discretion advised.
Hello, everybody!
I am Mike Grains, a.k.a.
PokerandPolitics, and welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
This week I'm joined, as always, by Haley, a.k.a.
Arizona Right Watch.
Um, hello everybody.
Big intro for the real co-host this week, El!
Yes, the not-so-mysterious El this week.
Special guest me!
Yeah, you're the big guest!
Yeah, hello my beautiful babies.
The co-hosts are excited because I finally got a webcam.
They can look at me while we record while you, the listener, still cannot.
So I really hope you think this part of the podcast is super scintillating.
You can imagine what I look like.
Yes.
I did that.
I did that for so... I mean, I knew what you looked like because of photos, but all I was...
But only from the waist down.
Yeah, also it's just like... I was like Feeble Co-host and my hands were all slick with butter and I was just like trying to take a picture of my cock.
No, it's cool.
But also like, it's just different, you know, seeing you talk with your mouth.
I think I only sent you the one photo of my face when I was at that Halloween party as a Chilean.
And it was just my normal face with some dorky vampire ears.
I think you also sent a Christmas photo of yourself.
Oh, maybe.
Holidays is when I do kitschy photo stuff.
Was I with one of my boys?
Were we in like a holiday wreath?
You were in a little hat.
I was in a little hat.
Different holiday photo.
See, listener, if you were part of the real Super Double Plus Patriotic, a personal friend of Mysterious Elle, you too would get kitschy photos of holiday stuff.
And for that, visit patreon.com slash PokerPolitics, and for a donation of $10,000 a month, I'll be fuckin' anyone's friend.
I mean, let's go.
Okay, I just have to, like, commandeer the beginning of the pod a little bit because we had a question last week about, like, a movie that we couldn't stand, like, actually pissed us off.
And we kind of talked briefly, Elle, about M. Night Shyamalan movies, like The Happening and whatnot.
Yeah, his catalogue of incredible bangers.
Like, old, the beats that makes you turn old.
This made me have, like, a flash memory moment of, like, I felt like I remembered, like, a fake documentary about M. Night Shyamalan that was, like, three hours long on the SyFy channel that, like, insinuated that all the movies were actually about him, like, for realsies.
Did you ever see this?
No, absolutely not.
That sounds like an absolutely crazy thing.
I would love to see it if it exists, like if it's on YouTube or something.
That sounds like an awesome thing to check out.
I think we need to do this for bonus content because for some reason I thought this was a dream that I had and then I like went down a little rabbit hole and like the sci-fi channel Before The Village, which was awful, came out, wanted like a promo for The Village and instead like an Academy Award winning director who did The Price of Everything, which is actually a really great documentary, pretended to like find out the truth quote-unquote about really
Okay, so this director who is, it's Nathaniel Kahn, who was actually nominated for an Academy Award.
He goes to the town where M. Night is filming The Village and pretends to basically uncover, quote-unquote, that M. Night has actually written all the movies about himself, and he actually drowned as a young child a la Unbreakable, and he can see dead people a la The Sixth Sense, and... And he grew up spending his entire childhood thinking that it was like the 1700s before it dramatically being revealed upon him that it was modern day.
So yeah, and, and it turns out it was all bullshit.
It obviously, obviously it was bullshit.
When I saw it as a child, I remember thinking it was fake, but then I went down this rabbit hole and was like searching at articles around during that time and like media got upset because I guess a lot of people thought it was real and feel like they felt like M. Night and this director like duped everybody for making this fake documentary about M. Night.
And I feel like we should watch it.
Uh, yeah, I'd be down.
I mean, do you remember, that shit got kind of popular there for a while, the fake documentary?
Remember that Discovery Channel was doing them on dragons and mermaids and stuff?
I think the mermaid one hoodwinked a bunch of people, if I recall, when it came out.
A bunch of people were like, Toad's a mermaid, Toad's real, the Discovery Channel said it was real, so obviously.
Oh yeah.
I mean like we're, that's like all TikTok is now is people just putting up AI images of giants and being like, they don't want you to know the truth about giants and just going into this like 90 second riff about how giants walk among us and like the Illuminati is keeping the truth away from you.
And then they're just like, and make sure the ending of this video loops back to the beginning.
So you'll just watch it five times.
So it'll just hit the view count up more so I can get monetized.
Just like, oh God.
I only listen to that sort of appeal for trans people on TikTok.
They're just like, dude, transphobia is the worst.
Listen to my video for a while so I can make some money.
I'm like, all right, bet.
I've got 30 seconds.
Here you go.
But yeah, I'm totally down.
We can add it to the list with Civil War, once we have a way to get that without paying money directly into that system.
And then we can... We'll take documentaries on YouTube for free, because it's fun.
Oh, yeah.
I'm just saying that we can add it to the list of stuff we want to watch and discuss.
You know, Hellworld and Chill.
Yes!
Did you watch The Happening?
Me?
Or Mike?
Or both?
Both.
Oh, absolutely.
I've seen The Happening like three, four times.
Why, you like it?
No, I hate its guts, but I have to show it to all of my friends because it's the worst thing I've ever seen.
I have yet to watch The Happening, although I'm down to hate-watch anything.
Give me your worst Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel acting jobs.
No, that's too bad.
The Village, yes, absolutely.
Do you like that one?
No, they're all bad.
They're all bad except for, like, three-fourths of Unbreakable, and pretty much all of The Sixth Sense, and the first half of Signs.
There's nothing I enjoy more than people trying to defend the end of science.
Nothing makes my eyes roll harder than people being like, no, it all makes sense.
And I'm like, why would the aliens invade a planet that is 75% the juice that will murder them?
Yeah, dude.
It was like, oh, it's an homage to War of the Worlds.
And it's like, look, the aliens in War of the Worlds were also stupid, but at least the thing that killed them was fucking invisible.
Like, the Hallmark feature of our planet is that you can see that from space.
Like, you'd be like, you'd be like fucking traveling or you'd be like, oh shit, this planet looks pretty sick.
It's like, it's got this weird color.
What's up with that?
And they'd just be like, sir, our sensors are indicating that this planet is like 98% toxic to us.
If we go there, we will die.
The atmosphere, like every part of it just wants to kill us.
And it's like, cool, ignore that.
Go there.
Go there immediately.
We have to scare these farmers.
We need their something.
I have no recollection of the plot of Lady in the Water, but I remember at the time thinking it was the worst piece of dog shit that I had ever seen in my life.
Do you remember?
So Lady in the Water I think is like the one of the M. Night Shyamalan movies from back when he was so important that I haven't seen.
All the way through.
I've seen like the first third of it.
Like that's the one where the twist is that there is no twist.
It just sort of like is a regular down-the-plate fairy tale from the beginning to the end.
M. Night Shyamalan's just like, I'll show them.
I'll show them I don't need a twist for my movie to be compelling.
And it's just like, oh, buddy, we didn't think that you didn't have twists in you anymore.
We just thought that you didn't have good movies in you anymore.
And we were right.
But, like, didn't people think he was good during the whole, like, Split series thing, and, like, Mr. Glass, or, like, oh, shit, M. Night Shyamalan's got his fastball back.
Well, that was the thing, but, like, the fastball he got back was the twist, you know, because Split, people were just like, Split's an average movie with a great performance from McAvoy in it.
But then like the twist at the end was what got everybody talking.
It was like a classic Shyamalan.
It was just like, oh my God, the king of the twist is back, the twist.
But then, did he capitalize on it?
No, everybody agrees that Glass is horrible.
It just sucks.
Everybody's just like, this movie sucks and nothing good or fun happens in it.
It's all brown and gray and it sucks.
Like every Elder Scrolls game before Skyrim, boom, roasted.
Take that hard to swallow pill, you freaks.
All the Elder Scrolls games are bad except Skyrim, which only gets a pass because it's the most recent one.
And then once a new one comes out, we'll all look back at Skyrim and go, ugh!
Oh, man. I know.
No, just kidding.
I love a brown-gray RPG.
I've played Skyrim for like hundreds of hours.
It is brown and gray and largely boring.
It just is what it is.
It's very gray.
That's kind of my chill game if I'm just like, I need to just pick some flowers and go in my big house where my children are like, Mama!
And they give me a sweet roll.
But then you can neglect them and not get arrested or feel guilty because they're not real.
The best children ever.
I agree.
It's awesome.
And I do actually really like Skyrim, but it's just like, yeah.
It is very gray, though.
That's why you like looking at the sky, because it's like, wow, look at all those colors that they could have put in the game.
Yeah.
I see it, and I see it, and it's blue.
And despite the fact that that indicates that the planet will kill me, I'm still just like, dude, I got to have it.
You know?
Yes.
Full circle!
All right, let's get into our fucking boosh.
Boom!
It's time for a light sampling of insanity.
Get ready for the amuse-boosh.
Well, well, well, we got revealed a nice big portrait of the Elden King.
Get it?
Because that fucking king portrait looks pretty fucking crazy.
And for the record, I love it.
I think it's awesome.
I think that fucking picture rules.
You look like Snoop.
It's just like...
It's, I mean, when I look at it, I'm just like, damn, what a piece of art.
But also, like, I'm not the king of a nation hanging it in my foyer or whatever, or like putting it in a lineup where you can see my whole family.
And then suddenly it's just like, and then Queen Elizabeth died and, oh, King Charles, the flaming hell monarch!
Yes.
A metaphor.
I think the artist was trying to speak to all of us to speak about how the monarchy is dipped in blood.
Maybe.
I don't know.
I look at it and I'm just like, damn, that rules.
But of course, because it is such a distinct piece of art, and because the expression therein is so completely fucking bizarre for a royal portrait, apparently we got some D-code action.
You know, everybody got to their cryptographs.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
They start twiddling their little feet, their cylinders to do the decode.
If we had a drop for this, it would be the decode.
Exactly.
Uh, so, uh, the first thing that came up was mostly people talking about adrenochrome because it's all red, and red is blood, and blood is adrenochrome, and this is how the royals keep themselves alive.
Cool!
And the only part that isn't red is the man's face realized completely photorealistically, uh, which fuckin' betrays that whole shit because that guy, like, is and looks a thousand.
Like, the whole portrait is all red adrenochrome, showing how the royal family just, like, keeps their impure lives going forever.
And it's just like, yeah, except for the fucking, the center of the portrait, where you see the guy's face, and you're just like, ooh, damn, that dude looks fucking, that dude looks like he's gonna die at any moment.
Like, he's fucking so old.
Yeah, okay, super cool theory.
Yeah.
Is the theory that the portrait is about adrenochromes?
And it doesn't even work, boo.
How evil.
It's so funny that that guy was literally, Queen Elizabeth was just hanging on to deny him the throne
for as long as she possibly could.
And now he's finally like, you couldn't keep it away from me forever, mom.
Now I'm king.
How you like them apples?
And I saw somebody make a video where they took the photo and they put it on the right
and then they took the photo again and flipped it onto the left.
And then they smashed the two of them together.
And then in the silhouettes, they were able to put like,
they were able to create a devil's head and they had this like happy looking devil smiling at them.
It was like, you really work very hard and draw out the outlines
and do all those kinds of work.
They're like, look, it's a tribute to Lucifer.
If you do a lot of things and squint really hard, you can finally find the devil.
And it was just like, man, this is, I mean, I know you guys do a lot of work for all your stuff and making the Q-drops make sense, but even for you, this is a reach.
Even for you guys, this is a bit of work.
I forgot to unmute myself like a moron.
Mike, shut your wet mouth, because you've just given me the greatest idea ever for our selling out plans.
And it's something that we could realize, probably, with the help of a friend of the podcast and listener who doesn't mind when I shout out his name, Jay.
Because... decode AI.
That's our, that's our grift.
We make a generative AI algorithm, and then we sucker these rubes into, it's just like, hey, with our patented AI technology, you give us a photo, and we will run it through that shit, and we will surface all the conspiracy theory stuff, the demonic possession, if there's like an evil spirit in there, and then we just use AI to put that shit in any fucking, just like, here's a picture of my front lot, and it's just like, turns out you've got some devil on there, you know?
The AI says you've got some devil.
And we just charge them to run their photos through the service to find out what sort of things are ailing them.
Oh, you know, I mean, this is like Scientology, but instead of an e-meter, we just have our AI program for their photos.
Oh, this is great.
Is .ai a domain yet?
Can we get decode.ai?
I'm sure we could.
We have to.
No, there's still that idea.
Listeners, decode.ai.
It's us.
It's all us.
Yeah, it's ours.
If you want to know what sort of Satan is happening in your family photos, you gotta pay.
Gotta find all the Satan in your family photos.
That's what it's all about.
Who do I have to give credit to for the coolness of the royal portrait, though?
Like, whose idea was that?
Was that all the artist, and everybody else was just on board with it?
I would imagine so, which would be great, because even though I don't know their name... Maybe the king asked for it, and he's like, make me dipped in blood.
And they're like, uh, okay?
I want my stupid old face surrounded by nothing but red blood and flames!
What?
That's pretty intense, old man.
Yes!
I'm a British monarch!
Of course!
I want to be read by blood and flames!
He wants to be remembered, you know?
And we'll show you exactly what that portrait secret hides if you go to decode.ai once we get it up and running.
Apparently the artist's name is Jonathan Yeo, Y-E-O, and there's an article I haven't read yet where it explains why he made it so red.
And he apparently says he's enjoying all the memes that people are making of his incredibly red photo.
Yeah, my favorite one was Tupperware after you put spaghetti in it once.
I actually didn't see any of these memes, but I shouldn't be surprised that there were a bunch of memes.
I mean, well, sorry, I didn't see any of the memes that were not people just being like, look at this Elden Ring-ass painting.
I'm just like, yeah, okay, it does look like Elden Ring.
That's so funny.
Okay, good stuff.
Love a good portrait.
And boy, I just saw what the next topic was going to be, and God, if I thought I couldn't get even more turgid It's time to start talking shit about MTG in the little boosh segment I hear labeled, Bleach Blonde, Bad Bill, Butch Booshie!
It turns out that MTG and another lawmaker, I guess, or whatever, decided to get into a fucking verbal spat, and our democracy is really something, and for the more specific deets... And there's Jasmine Crockett.
Jasmine Crockett.
That is a cool name for a person.
Well, I'll turn it over to Mike and or Haley.
Yeah, she was actually the first blogger that commented on my article for Talking Points Memo.
Like, the day it came out, she was in Congress, like, I just got word that Paul Gosar has hired a neo-Nazi, and I'm like, okay, I'm gonna remember you.
I'm glad that Jasmine Crockett's shooting up Hayley's ranks of awesome politicians, attacking MTG, brofisting Hayley for her reporting on Paul Gosart.
Did she make any comments about your figure?
Is that just where she goes when she wants to attack somebody?
No.
Which, for the record, I support, because MTG sucks and came at her first.
I love the fact that MTG decided to get into a verbal altercation like this.
Where's she dead?
I mean, like, you know, she is a moron, but I just love the fact that she's just like, ew, why have decorum?
Who needs that?
Gross.
Yuck city.
Except she wanted some decorum back when she started to get attacked.
When she was like, wait a minute, my CrossFit body's super nice.
I love it.
Jasmine Crockett has apparently trademarked Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body, so apparently we're going to be getting t-shirts of that soon.
Dude, the TikTok was awash in remixes of it.
It was great.
Yeah, I got sent some of those from, like, normie friends.
It was like the smooth transition from BBL Drizzy into the 6'5 Finance Blue Eyes into this.
For people who are on TikTok, you'll know what I'm talking about.
Oh god.
Yeah, so like that whole fight happened, AOC tried to step in and handle it.
This has led all, basically all of MTG's fanboys have been all getting all upset and defending their queen.
I saw some QAnon promoter posted a photo of Boebert and MTG and then said, who you got?
And then another QAnon promoter replied back and was just like, we need to act like better people.
We need to be better than this.
Everybody needs to get on board with the throwdown.
One way or the other.
Everybody decorum or everybody throwdown.
I'm in total agreement with the throwdown.
I think that politicians should actually physically fight and duel again.
Yeah, I mean, when that one conservative idiot brought it up, it just seemed sort of out of pocket because it's like, dude, you're a former UFC guy and the other person is just like a regular chap.
But if it was on the books that you knew that that was going to have to be a competition, Let's just say that that would solve the old person problem we have with our politicians.
Like, do you think Donald Trump could have scrapped his way to the top of the presidency?
I fuckin' doubt it.
I mean, Ted Cruz seems pretty spineless, but I do think Ted Cruz would take Donald Trump in a fistfight.
I don't think that's really that bold of an assumption.
I mean, this was back when, like a year ago, when people were like, oh yeah, Elon Musk would totally beat up Mark Zuckerberg in a fight, and it's like, no, no he wouldn't.
Zuckerberg would kill him.
Yeah, and then Mark Zuckerberg revealed that he had like three black belts, and Elon Musk was suddenly just like, you know, I don't think fighting would be such a good idea.
It's like, yeah, I bet you don't, fucking moron.
Because you were about to get served up by a person who was barely human.
Just by virtue of being the person who was going to get to fight Elon Musk physically, Mark Zuckerberg just started to gain humanity at such a rapid pace, we were all astonished by it.
Well, some of it even lingered.
Like, did you see the last photos he put out?
Like, his publicity photos?
He had, like, he was wearing accessories.
And, like, he was dressed like an adult.
And he had, like, color in his face.
It was fucking insane.
I was like, Mark Zuckerberg?
Are you hitting, like, a second puberty?
Are you becoming a real boy?
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Still a millionaire, though, so fuck you.
Oh, yeah.
Get it down to $999 million and we'll talk.
You know?
Give the rest away.
Yeah.
To me.
In charity.
The only good billionaire is Elf, a billionaire.
No, no, no.
$999,000,000, that's the rule, even for me.
Give me $999,000,000, and then I will help you give away the rest.
It'll be like Bruce's Millions or whatever, except you'll make one fat idiot rich, and then together you will do a bunch of good in the world.
We'll frolic together, and I'll help socialize you, you know?
You'll make a real boy out of Mark Zuckerberg.
Yeah.
I'd have to lose a lot of weight to do rich person stuff, though, like parasailing, going into space, too fat for any of that.
Well, that's the thing is, once you're a billionaire, you can make them make you the space outfit.
Yeah, but I would only have $999 million.
I would not be a billionaire.
I am.
I keep forgetting the point of all this.
I'm very bad.
This is why I don't do improv.
Yeah.
I'm just gonna do that. That was why we need to get you out of here and bring Sarge back for his patented no buts style
of improv.
Yeah.
Or you know, occasionally throwing me to ask me to say something racist as a punchline.
Yes.
Good stuff.
Love Sarge.
But Sarge is dead now, replaced with Hayley, who is much cooler.
I don't have bits, though.
I mean, not yet, but you're still relatively new.
You can get bits.
You can make bits.
I feel like my bit is just being the person that comes in and is a bunker.
Well, that's life.
I mean, my God.
We have to have someone to remind us of the soul-crushing nature of reality.
That's what it's all about.
There's no jokes around here on this comedy podcast.
Oh no.
God no.
Oh no.
But also your other bit is when I ask you to read stuff.
Because that's what the woman has to do on the podcast.
Yeah.
Over time, you will settle into what it is you're best at.
Like me telling Mike to shut his wet mouth.
Mike, shut your wet mouth, because it's time for us to move a wave into our next Boosh!
topic, which is QAnon Bible Studies.
Lord knows I love the Bible.
What's going on here?
Okay, so we've had two different QAnon promoters this week ruffle a lot of feathers in the community by just, you know, bringing up the Bible, because QAnon, for being a crazy right-wing conspiracy theory, is also very Christian.
And our first QAnon conspiracy theorist was just sort of like, you know, the bad guys have ruled the world for forever, and they're doing all the bad stuff, so What are the odds they haven't, you know, tampered with, or totally made up, the Bible?
And, boy howdy, do you not kick that hornet's nest with people?
And everyone's like, don't you, the Bible is the Word of God and the Illuminati were not able to get their filthy paws on it, and argo bargo, and the guy was like, Who ran the printing presses for all those years?
And he was like listing off the people that were in charge of all this kind of stuff, who was disseminating the information to the Bible, and it was just causing this huge argument.
And the funniest part about all of this is this is a guy who's like, JFK Jr.
is alive, the Holocaust isn't real, blah blah blah.
And all that stuff is smooth sailing, but when he brought up the fact that, yo, your fairy tale book about your sky daddy might have been made up by the bad people instead of the good people, everyone was just red in the face like, you shut your mouth!
You shut up right now because I love Jesus and Jesus is real!
I actually, one person actually replied, don't care, still going to church on Sundays, still love Jesus.
And it was like, oh my God, do you really?
You don't understand the cult that you're in.
It's pretty God-centric.
It's God and the Bible is real-centric.
You're allowed to poke at a lot of things, but poking at Trump maybe not being the hero, can't do.
Poking at the Bible maybe being bullshit, no bueno.
It was just awesome.
My JW family will talk so much shit about every other cult and sect of Christianity, but if you say one thing about J-dubs...
You're excommunicated, because that's how it works.
Anyways.
Yeah, dude, because they are correct.
And if there's one thing the various tribes of people vying over the favor of the God of Abraham love more than anything, including their God, it's being right about their God.
They're just like, hey, It's less important to me that you be saved and more important that I be saved and I get to, like, wave at you from heaven down while you burn in hell just being like, should have done it our way, idiot!
We were right!
Paradise!
No, right.
You know, right now, you know, I feel better than other people because I am correct in my feelings.
Yeah, I mean... That's a lot of energy, which I don't like.
That stuff just, it so puts me off about religion that so much of it is what Elle just said, where it's just like, at the end of the day, you're going to burn because you're wrong.
And it's just that vindictiveness, that pettiness.
And it's just, do you really think an all-powerful, all-loving God sits around going, Oh man, I tricked so many people into following wrong religions.
Yes.
Oh, they're going to be so mad.
And I love that impulse.
I love being petty.
I have a routine where I wait... You know, other people try to think of, like, cool, fun ideas or maybe plan their day when they're in the shower.
Every morning when I wake up, I reserve my shower time for thinking petty thoughts.
I'm petty as fuck in that shower, dude.
You have no idea.
Every woman that's ever slighted me, every person that ever, like, didn't appreciate me or whatever, they're getting thought about when I'm in the shower in the morning.
I am petty as fuck in there.
And I get out of the shower and I'm feeling good, you know?
It's nice.
I get to be positive again for the rest of the day.
Try to keep the petty thoughts at bay for the rest of the day.
It's pretty cool.
So, like, you would think that I would be down for that.
But the thing is that, like, I need proof of vengeance.
And you can't prove to me that anyone goes to hell because it don't exist and nobody does.
But the moment you can...
Then absolutely.
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Dude, the people that, like, I was right and the people that were wrong get fucking punished for it.
That sounds awesome to me.
I'm not above that level of pettiness, but I need proof.
I need the proof.
Right.
Show me how.
Everybody can see me except for the listener, but I'm pointing at the palm of my hand right now.
This is where the proof goes.
In the hand.
One proof, please.
It used to be that nobody would see me doing these gestures.
Zero people.
Now, two people do, and that's going to take some adjustment.
Yeah.
So then after our silly little incident with that guy, another QAnon promoter decided that he was like, I'm going to try to get my two cents in on wacky Bible theories.
His theory of the Bible was that, you know, the apple of knowledge probably wasn't an apple.
Eve probably had sex with the serpent, and then after she did, Eve, the serpent, and Adam then had a three-way, and then that's when God, like, showed up and was like, what are you kinky weirdos doing?
I don't know what the book says.
He was like, why does Eve realize she's quote-unquote naked after quote-unquote eating the apple?
And then she lets Adam have some of the apple and then he thinks he's naked.
What's going on there?
And then he was just like, why is Cain not one of the descendants of Adam in the lineage of the Bible?
When Cain is one of the descendants of Adam, that's, I don't know what on earth you're talking about.
But yeah, he was pretty clear that we were doing Bible study.
Well, yeah, but I don't think any of that, none of that is a new jive, you know?
The whole deal with Lilith, the first woman and all that stuff, that's a fiction that's been going around for a while.
I do sort of like that.
That is an interesting theory.
Again, it's not super new, but it's just that the Tree of Knowledge was just a woman awakening to her sexual needs before man.
That has been around for a while.
That's not a new concept.
Yeah, well, I'd always thought the apple was sex, but I thought it was sex between Adam and Eve, not Adam and the serpent.
I didn't know that the serpent was boning down.
That was like the new twist to it all with me.
I mean, I guess.
It's just incredibly irrelevant.
But sure, you got it, weird QAnon guy.
It was a snake baby, snake baby all along, loser person, etc.
Please take it there.
Otherwise, this is useless.
But if you do take it there, bully on you.
Love that.
The loser people are not aliens.
They are the true children of the first woman.
Look at that!
How long did it take me to do a better one than them?
Put it on the clock.
When did I start talking about that?
Was it like two, two and a half minutes?
Yeah.
Be more interesting, you fucks.
You got the reptiloids so much faster and so much smoother.
Oh man.
Oh God, sorry.
I just, I just hate how boring they are.
But anyway, so like they all love the Bible and they hate when anybody questions the Bible, but Like, of course all of these people are just horrible monsters, and I have to imagine that almost none of them are actually going to church.
Like, what happens if Donald J. Trump has a rally on a Sunday?
You know?
Prove your fucking loyalties!
All their loyalty is to Trump all the way.
He is their God.
Because not only do I demand you prove your loyalties, but God does too.
That's pretty much across the board.
That's a big time God thing.
He's like, dude, I demand you prove it.
I mean, prove it.
It's not enough to say, prove it.
Oh, yeah.
Works, not faith.
I mean, however it is that you're supposed to get to heaven, which you guys have lots of arguments about.
Being super rich.
There's that passage in the Bible that's spelled out right there.
It's like, get fat stacks and then the JMA will personally escort you into the blank palace.
I think that's what it said.
We're short on time, so we're gonna have to move away from queuing on in the Bible.
But I mean, Lord knows Mike and I could talk about the Bible all day long, and twice on Sundays.
Bazinga.
But no, it is time for us to move to the greatest and best state in the continental U.S., Arizona.
Everyone's favorite state, Arizona, except for the people who live in Florida.
They think Florida's better, and they're wrong.
Arizona's the best, and to talk about how great Arizona is, it's time to throw it over to Haley, aka Arizona Right Watch.
Hi, Haley!
Hello.
I love the swastika on your shirt.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, you weren't expecting that.
But anyway, hi!
How's Arizona going?
For the listeners, I'm in a Dead Kennedy shirt.
It says, Nazi punks, fuck off.
Yeah, there is technically a swastika on it, but it is crossed out.
It is to indicate that we do not like Nazis.
The swastika has the Ghostbusters slashed through it.
It is like, boom!
Nazi busters, bam!
We're shooting them with a proton gun.
And on the back of it is the Ghostbusters ghost, and he is punching a Nazi.
He's escaped the confines of the ring and is actually punching a dickhead in the face.
Pretty cool shirt.
I wasn't going to open up with this story, but we'll just start with it because it's in the same vein.
Brian Blem, Carrie Lake's lawyer, through her crackin' cases, all her bullshit lawsuits, skipped court yesterday because he's going to get disbarred.
He recorded a video of himself where he flipped off the court, so he told the court to fuck off.
So, Carey Lake only hires the best people.
Yeah, I didn't get fired, I quit!
So yeah, he's getting disbarred for like six months, which is wildly short for The big news of the week, I'm sure most people saw this, was that Rudy Giuliani got absolutely fucking owned by our Attorney General, Chris Mays.
Rudy Giuliani tweeted earlier this week, he He was boasting at Chris Mays on Twitter, like, if the Arizona authorities can't find me by tomorrow morning, they must dismiss the indictment and concede that they can't count votes.
And he posted it of a photo of himself surrounded by, like, other people in balloons, because he was celebrating his birthday in Florida with one of Carrie- at the house of, like, one of Carrie Lake's advisors.
um but about an hour and a half later um he would be served at his party and then Chris Mays quote tweeted that post and said the defendant was served moments ago and Giuliani tweeted or deleted The post immediately after that.
So, that was kind of funny.
The fake electors all had their day in court yesterday.
Some appeared virtually and some...
uh...
went to the courthouse, actually.
Um...
The uh...
The uh...
Wow, what an unprofessional ding that was.
Who did that?
Speak now!
Who's dinged?
Who did a ding?
The mugshots have started to trickle out of the lawmakers who have been the fake electors, including lawmakers.
There was, um, Kelly Ward looks so funny in her mugshot.
She's got like a cute little bob haircut going on.
She's smiling real big.
And her and her husband are now begging for money on GoFundMe to fund their fees.
Uh, they just got a boat, like, last year.
So, yeah.
Uh, always grifting.
Uh, Giuliani launched a coffee brand?
Did you see that?
Oh yeah, I heard about the Giuliani coffee brand.
Oh my god, these people.
Yeah, it's like Rudy's Coffee or some shit to pay off his... Boo!
Boo!
What a weak name.
They should have called it Julie Beans.
I just thought of that and it's only been like six seconds.
Put it up on the board.
Julie Beans.
Um...
They should have a flavor that's like the slop that was dripping off of the side of his face and he was giving that press conference.
Or just like a commercial where someone's like collecting that into a cup like it's dripping all the way down like into it and like and it just like drips and like midair the drip becomes coffee it goes into a cup and it's just like a rugged gentleman like in a flannel with like a beard just holding it up and nodding.
Sorry this has nothing to do with Arizona.
No, but it does have to do with Rudy, which is who we're dunking on, so yes.
Did you guys see Christina Bob's mugshot?
No, send us her mugshot.
I'm putting it in chat right now.
You know how some people went with the smile?
Like, they smiled real big.
She went with the exact opposite.
She went sad girl?
She went sad girl.
Yeah, she went really angry.
Oh, God.
I had this, like, really... Oh, yeah.
I saw this photo because someone posted it on Twitter with, like, the talk about the Kubrick scare and how it's... Oh, that was me.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was Hayley.
And I even responded to it, which is why I'm sort of, like, I'm shocked that you asked me if I saw this.
Yeah.
Yeah, I fucking saw it.
I even engaged with you on social media over it.
I don't really look at my comments because I usually get weirdos.
I think it's probably, this is a good point for me to bring up to the listener.
We record for like roughly 90 minutes every week, and then after that, Mike and I are dead to Haley.
No!
She wouldn't piss on us if we were on fire at recording hours.
Every time we're done recording, she has to restrain every impulse to just throw her laptop across the room in frustration, having to spend some time with us.
I'm sorry.
I am very busy.
Like, literally right after this, I have a two-hour meeting, but it's fine.
Oh, lucky dog.
Oh, God.
I know.
It's super cool.
Um, yeah, so Christina Bob was looking very normal.
She also kind of like freaked out at the reporters, um, outside of the, uh, the courthouse when she was leaving.
Uh, let's see if I can play the audio for this.
With an axe?
Did you go full shining on their asses?
That'd be great.
So yeah, she's just like, I just love the people yelling.
And she's like, get out of my face!
She's, like, pushing the camera that's, like, in front of her.
She's, like, grabbing it and pushing it.
But anyway, Christina Bobb's having a normal one.
The Turning Point guys seem to be having fun with everything.
They... Tyler Boyer, who's the COO of Turning Point, like, showed up really smiling and They've been kind of, like, posting memes of his mugshot with him, like, wearing cool sunglasses and, like, the Mike Tyson tattoo.
Like, he's cool, he's got friends and stuff.
To them, not me.
He sucks.
Oh, for people who pay attention to Turning Point USA stuff, Charlie Kirk had a son this weekend.
He had a child.
Aww.
Yeah, so the lineage moves on, unfortunately.
The racial purity!
His genetically white bloodline has been secured.
The House Ethics Committee has started to file some complaints against Austin Smith, who forged signatures to get on the ballot this year.
He's also the guy that dropped out of the race and then was like, don't come at me, bro.
And people were like, oh, man, we're coming at you.
You've made some mistakes, idiot.
But, yeah, they dropped the complaint against him, like, the leads are Republicans, so that didn't work.
But he's gonna get in some trouble, so that'll be fun.
Let's see.
Didn't Rudy get served on a livestream?
Didn't, like, the guy with the...
Yeah, I saw a video where they were like, here's Rudy getting served.
And it's like some guy walking up on him with a huge shit-eating grin.
And they were like, yo, Mr. Giuliani.
And he throws down the cardboard mat and he starts breaking.
Yes!
Rudy Giuliani is shocked.
Watch Rudy Giuliani get served live on stream!
He didn't show to court yesterday.
He said that he has not seen the indictment, even though it was like published in every newspaper.
So he's got like 30 days to respond.
But yeah, so yesterday was everybody's kind of first day at court.
It was a big media circus.
There was like a ton of folks outside the courthouse.
And then, let's see, there was also a pretty big hilarious fight in LD, like Legislative
District 2 on Monday, I believe it was.
It's, like, some really ticky tacky shit, but, like, nothing gets, like, older people fighting literally scrapping more than, like, low-level grassroots politics.
So, there was, um, An attempt to censure this failed 2022 candidate named Christian Lamar.
He's also a precinct committeeman, so he was trying to motion, and the guy who was leading the meeting was ignoring, and people started to yell.
and literally fight one another.
A couple women got thrown to the ground.
Jake Angeli aka the QAnon Shaman had to come in and kinda like break some people up.
Here I'm going to play some audio.
Oh.
Silence.
Yeah, so you wanna fucking go?
He put a motion on the floor.
It's probably the best line I've ever heard in my life.
That's how politics should be done.
You're like, I'm putting a motion on the floor!
You wanna fuckin' go?
I love that like, oh yeah, that's what we were talking about earlier, dude.
Let's get down with the program.
Let's get rid of the pretense.
Let's turn America into what conservatives want our political system to be.
Well, the rowdy let's-fight-each-other-to-fuckin'-figure-out-who's-on-top style and not let's-elect-Donald-Trump-our-fuckin'-President-God-King-forever-for-some-reason.
Yeah, not that.
Oh my god.
I just love the idea of people turning a public hearing into a hockey match where you can just drop your gloves and be like, let's go, bro!
Let's do this!
Pep, pep, pep, pep.
I love the person screaming, no rhinos!
No rhinos!
What the fuck?
Jesus Christ.
We only have MAGA Republicans who don't censure other Republicans around here.
And now we're going to start throwing.
It makes me sad that the Q Shaman stayed kind of true to his bullshit narrative of being a peacemaker.
I wanted him actually throwing knucklejammers.
I didn't want him breaking things up.
That's what he said about January 6th.
He's like, I was trying to calm things down.
I was like, no you weren't.
What the fuck are you talking about?
You were dressed like a fucking minotaur, you clown.
Yes!
Um, there was people, like, armed there.
Like, it's pretty lucky it didn't get, like, worse, but... I love the guy going, like, you wanna fuckin' do it?
Like, yeah, I wanna fuckin' do it!
Like, gentlemen.
Please.
Oh, what a hopeless romantic.
That's what I always say to my ladies.
It's been a while since I've had that impulse.
You know?
I'm too old for that shit now.
I'd be like, ugh, do you really wanna do this?
Yes!
I sure wanna do this!
And then some lazy fighting.
Yep.
All right.
Does that do it for our trip to Arizona for the week?
Yep.
Well, thank you, Haley.
We appreciate it as always.
And surprisingly optimistic.
I don't believe it.
Optimistic-ish.
I mean, we'll see.
Week to week, it's pretty rough out there.
But that's why we have correspondents.
Yeah.
Correspondents who hate our guts, as we mentioned before.
I know!
Okay, uh, we ran a little long in the booth, so let's get to Q's in the News!
From the digital headlines to the digital front lines, it's Q's in the News!
If it bleeds, it leads, and unfortunately...
Iran lost some good ones.
Well, I don't know how good they were, but they were some big ones.
Yeah, fuck it, the president of Iran and some fucking cabinet people and like other local people of to-do, fuck it, ended up accidentally crashing into the side of a mountain through some dense fog, not unlike one Kobe Bryant, rest in peace, Black Mamba or whatever.
Uh, but yeah, like, if it sounds like I have a more somber tone than I should for something like this, it's just because when I first heard this news, I got fucking hella spooked.
Like, I was just like, that guy's helicopter probably went down just because helicopters are death traps and I would literally never go on one for anything other than to rescue me from an already life-threatening barrel.
But I was just like, with the shit that's kicking off over there right now, dude, I'm not looking for no mysterious Middle Eastern, like, presidential death right now.
If we could avoid that, that'd be super cool.
So when this news first came down the pipe, I was just like, oh, brother.
And then for the podcast, I was like, oh, brother?
Well, hopefully the fucking QAnon people have some shit to say about this.
So let's see.
Mike?
What's going on with Iran and their presidential sitch?
He's dead, but I mean, like I said.
Yeah, so President Rassi died, and QAnon immediately had two thoughts, which were kind of basically the same thought, but they pretend they're two different thoughts.
Uh, thought number one was that the Deep State killed him, and thought number two was that Israel, aka the Jews, killed him.
So, it was really shocking that that's where their mind went on all of this.
Um, and thank God that they were clearly wrong about the second part, because I have to, I have to imagine that, like, the World War III would have kicked off by now if it was like, We got to the crash site and there was there was a fucking Israeli missiles like, like debris here.
What the fuck?
I feel like we probably have already heard about that one.
I saw some like, like harp kind of conspiracies going on.
Oh yeah, the fog machine.
Oh yeah, we hit them.
I mean, we got Jewish space lasers, so how would we not have Jewish fog machines?
Well, we've been harping the shit out of the Middle East recently, dude.
We put Dubai underwater, just to show them who's boss, you know?
We're like, how do you like three inches of water all over your whole city, idiots?
Boom.
Taste it.
Harpia! Yeah, so basically this was their initial foray was the whole thing about it was like,
oh yeah like man like the deep state did this bad thing and this is going to cause all kinds
of crazy stuff going on and the main thing that QAnon was talking about was they were just like,
oh man this has got such a big power There's gonna be a big battle inside the Iranian government and blah, blah, blah.
And none of these people understand that the president of Iran is not the guy who runs Iran.
The guy who runs Iran is the Supreme Leader of Iran, which is an appointed position that is a lifetime position.
And we had the Ayatollah Khomeini, now we have the Ayatollah Khomeini, I believe is the current guy that's running this place.
But there have only ever been two Supreme Leaders of Iran, and that guy is still running everything.
The President is an elected official that gets to, like, do stuff beneath the Supreme Leader, but it is not the boss.
This would be like a conspiracy theory.
This would be like a conspiracy that assassinated the Vice President of the United States.
Everyone's like, oh shit!
It's all going down now!
And it's like, no, not really.
America can live without Dan Quayle.
We will struggle on without them.
Well, I mean, to be fair, if a foreign nation did assassinate our vice president, it would be a big deal.
It's not as if though, just because they're not the top dog, like them, if your conspiracy theory mind is going to, oh shit, Israel blew up this helicopter full of officials, it doesn't matter who's fucking on there.
I mean, yes, of course, if the Ayatollah was on there, that would be the big get, but the second guy down is still pretty good.
Oh yeah, if it was a foreign conspiracy, but the people were acting like this is going to cause massive instability in the Iranian government, and oh man, everyone's going to start throwing down, and it was like, no.
The Supreme Leader's going to be like, it sucks that my president guy that I was ordering to do stuff, it sucked that he got the check, but guess what?
I am still the man.
I am still doing the thing.
That's just because the QAnon people are fucking racist.
They can't imagine that Iran is like a real place with like a functioning government.
Because it's a Middle Eastern country.
They're just like, man, they've got some dumb gig and they love oil.
Like, they assume that if you like toppled their leader that the rest of it would fall like dominoes because they're just like, savage tribal people.
But it's just like, dude, like, If somebody just blew Biden's brain out today, like, that would suck.
And obviously it would be, like, a huge loss.
It, like, you know, it would throw a wrench into a bunch of shit.
But, like, we have, like, a chain of command.
You know, like, those burdens just move to the next guy in the line, and the fucking wheels keep turning.
Like, it's not just like, we got him!
We got your leader!
Game over!
It's like, no, that's not how it works.
Yeah, we've had innumerate presidents die, we've shot four of them to death, and America has endured.
It moves forward.
The other thing that happens here that's very important to remember with the QAnon mythos is that Iran is part of the deep state and they always have been.
And, uh, basically when Trump was busy, uh, cuddling and trying to get the third base with Kim Jong-un, QAnon was like, Oh shit, like Trump's going to liberate North Korea.
He's going to free them and bring them into the fold and make them a happy part of the world community.
And everything's going to be like puppy dogs and rain and rainbows.
And then.
While those summit meetings were happening between North Korea and America, Q was posting stuff about how Iran would be next, like the next domino to fall would be Trump breaking Iran to our will and toppling the deep states inside of Iran and freeing them.
And during the Arab Spring, when the revolutions were happening, Q was, like, urging people to, like, fight the Iranian government and topple them.
He's like, fight!
We have your back, patriots!
So, if there are any, like, Iranian QAnon believers who then decided to take to the streets in Iran to fight the government back then, They can enjoy that Q basically set them up to be thrown into a jail or executed because he's a fucking troll on the internet.
He's not actually working off Donald Trump trying to undermine governments.
So that was like great.
And because people were kind of like forgetting that because so many QAnon promoters were like, well, we love all the other dictatorships in the Middle East and everywhere else.
So why wouldn't we love Iran's government?
It's like, guys, guys, have you, have you read your source material?
Iran's government is actually bad.
Oh, oh, oh shit.
Oh shit.
So like if the, if the Israelis or the deep state were trying to topple Iran's government, they'd be doing a good thing according to your guy, according to the super secret spy that runs everything.
Like read your, read your own book morons.
It was just really funny to like have that be a part of this.
Good stuff.
I mean, like, you know, for the record, I am glad that this was just a run-of-the-mill horrible helicopter accident, and I'm sure that... I'm sure that the world is better for it being such, although I do like anything that might light a little bit of a fire under the asses of QAnon collectively.
So, again, I was a person of two minds once I heard about this helicopter accident.
I was just like, on the one hand...
In janky old helicopters in my opinion.
Yeah that was the big thing that people were bringing up is that like Iran doesn't have access to good helicopter technology so like why are they putting their presidents in these like bum ass 1960s helicopters?
Well, yeah, I mean, remember when fucking, uh, what was his name, Prigovich, or whatever, the fucking, uh, the... Yeah, Prigo, the Russian guy, yeah.
Yeah, whenever it was just like, oh, I can't believe that him and a bunch of his guys got on a plane, like, fucking idiots, like, why would you ever do that?
It's just like, well, because they're fucking, the country that they're in is just like, it's not America, dude.
They don't have money like we got.
Like, they need to get to a place, like, I'm sure that they'd rather be secure about it, but it's not like the fucking movies, man.
Everybody's government doesn't just have, like, have an unlimited amount of funds for, like, wet work and shit, and these PMCs aren't, like, gazillionaires with just, like, private helicopters, and it's just like, yeah, dude, like, you just gotta, like, sometimes you just gotta take the risk.
Now, if I were that guy, it would be ground travel only, indefinitely, and never with anywhere, somebody anywhere near my second-in-command, but That's just me.
I mean, maybe he needed to get someplace quick.
But, like, yeah.
I don't know.
It's just like, because it ain't like how it is in the movies.
That's the reason why.
Exactly.
Anyway.
Hopefully, yeah.
Hopefully Hayley's right and next week we'll get to report on another probable piece of shit world leader dying in a helicopter accident.
That would be great for our comedy show.
But instead, this week and next week, I'm sure that we'll get to talk about good old Donnie Two Scoops, Mr. Former President and indicted four times Donald Trump, who's currently wrapping up the little trial that's going on there for his hush money payment to Stormy Daniels down in New York.
But of course, that means that He's thrashing even harder, maximum thrashing here towards the end, because we're seeing some light at the end of the tunnel and hopefully a conviction, although I doubt it, because why would I have faith in America?
But Mike, let us talk this week about Donald Trump's specific woes.
I'm sure we could talk about general woes all day, but what's going on with it this week?
Uh, the specificity of his woes is that, A, after calling, I think, two witnesses, one of whom was such a piece of shit, the judge emptied the court and was like, you are going to fuck off right now or I'm going to throw you in jail.
And the guy was like, I'm sorry, Mr. Judge.
And he's like, you fucking better be, you piece of shit.
So that was great.
After that, the defense rested.
So our brave former president, the man who totally wanted to get on the stand to testify and clear his name, when he was given the opportunity to do so, he was like, you know, I will defer.
I am actually not going to get on the stand and testify in my own defense.
What a shocker.
What a big-time shockerella.
Oh, I couldn't believe it.
I mean, I had so much faith in that man just staring down the prosecutors and destroying them on cross-examination with his incredibly incredible...
Just steal trap of a mind, remembering all the data and information about the case perfectly and throwing it back in their faces and showing them what for.
Yeah, actually, none of that happened.
He didn't get on the stand.
And then when asked about it, he was like, I'm gagged.
And as a result of my gagging, I can't say things.
So why testify?
Because Testifying and your public gag order have nothing to do with each other.
The guy's brain is tapioca.
It's incredible.
It's just super awesome.
How do you think somebody managed to convince him that he should not testify?
Like, I mean, because it was obvious from the jump he shouldn't.
How do you think they finally convinced him to do it?
Because there was no way he wasn't going to perjure himself.
He would get up there and perjure himself immediately.
It would be the fastest perjury in the history of perjury.
Yeah.
Uh they probably just explained that I think in order to soothe his ego they would tell him that the judge and the prosecutors and the whole court is like hopelessly biased and rigged against him and that if he testified they would like twist his words to try to find a way to Hit him with a perjury indictment.
And as a result, there's a no-win situation because this mean court system is so against you, Mr. President, that it's just too dangerous.
We know that you're such a brave, strong boy and you would love to do this, but the risks are just too high.
You just can't, we can't allow it.
It would just be such a bad idea.
And then begrudgingly, Trump was just sort of like, okay, or he was just like, oh, sounds good because I didn't want to do that.
Oh my God, there's no fucking way I wanted to get on that fucking stand.
But I think they, like, explained that, like, he was just bad people.
Bad people are gonna do bad things to you if you do it, Mr. Sir.
He dodged that incredibly slow-moving bullet a la Super Mario World.
Very, very, very easy to dodge that one.
Although, we all thought he was still gonna... Well, we thought there was a chance that he was still just gonna be like, fuck it, I have something to say.
And it was gonna be like, oh, thank God.
Thank God!
Please go up there and lie on the stand.
Love that.
Love that for you.
Oh, it had been so great.
It had been so great.
But no, he fucking wimped out like a coward.
Enjoy your feeble, old, cowardly president, you stupid megafucks.
Yeah, so we had that happen to him, and then he gave another rally, which was full of more him being incoherent and bizarre.
The end of the rally happened and they played in the QAnon music and he stood there for 30 seconds or more, silently, just sort of like scowling, shaking his head, just sort of looking at the world.
And then finally, after this weird moment of long silence and reverie, he got back to speaking.
and there's been like a big argument on the internet of if he just had a brain freeze and fell apart or if the music was he was waiting for a certain audio cue in the music to hit before he got back into his speech and like why did he do that and because this is politics i'm going to take the least charitable possible thing it was brain freeze he's a fucking moron it was nothing it was the same nothing that happened to Mitch McConnell twice in a row nothing right exactly Exactly!
It was nothing, don't worry about it, even though there was fucking, like, people were filming it, like, live, and you could watch recordings of it happening.
Uh, nothing happened, and shut up, and why would you ever worry about it?
I think she's having NOM flashbacks.
He was having flashbacks to his Bonesburgs.
He's like, oh God, my heels, they hurt so much when I was a teenager.
That's why I couldn't go to NOM.
He was having NOM flashbacks, but it was N-O-M and it was just him eating.
He was thinking about eating Big Macs.
He was in his happy place.
He just started sundowning like on stage.
Yeah.
Real quick, because I've forgotten my Arizona segment, for the people who love All Things Trump and are all desperate to know how he's doing in Arizona.
He just canceled another fundraiser here, so.
Not good, it seems.
The greatest poll ever came out where he was, like, beating Biden by 5 in Arizona, but Gallego's beating Kerry Lake by, like, 13.
So there's, like, this 18-point swing.
There's this giant demographic of Arizonians who are like, fuck Kerry Lake, that crazy bitch, but I love myself some Trump.
It's just like, what is going on in your state?
What the fuck is that?
Carrie Lake is just too old to be that desperate for conservatives.
Not for me.
I mean, old and desperate is my wheelhouse, baby.
Oh, God.
So yeah, so we had the Sundowning incident happen.
We also had him on stage rattling a podium.
Oh, the Biden-Harris Twitter feed, they actually called it QAnon music this time when they were talking about Trump freezing up during the QAnon music.
And oh man, did that get QAnon all hot and bothered.
They were like, oh yeah, it's QAnon music, baby.
What do you think that means?
Nothing can stop what is coming!
And it's like, no.
Biden's media team is calling it QAnon music because they want to point out that Your guy is fucking like, like sucking up to you freaks, you sick weirdo freaks.
And that's not something a good candidate should be doing.
So it's like, Oh my God, like, don't be happy your name is in the news, idiots.
Cause it's never good.
You're never getting good press.
Like calm down.
Well, I mean, if you're a dying cult, I guess there might be such a thing as, you know, good press.
It seems like most of the QAnon stuff has just sort of become politics, baby!
Right, yeah.
Trump has just absorbed QAnon into Trump, and it's just like, you know what QAnon is?
It's voting for Trump.
Woo!
So now the QAnon people are like, hey, there's lots of QAnon people, because you guys are voting for Trump, too.
And they're like, stay away from me, you fucking weirdo.
I just want lower taxes and the ability to hate women.
I don't need to believe in JFK Jr.
and all that shit, you fucking loons.
You make me look bad.
Yeah I wonder if uh well wonder is the wrong word I hope that in the future there's like a like Anthropological study, listening to our dumb show.
And it's just like, you could hear how the QAnon movement went from just being like a crazy conspiracy theory to just sort of being day-to-day politics stuff based on this stupid podcast.
Because at the beginning of the podcast, it's just like, hey, there's a website.
It's got all this guy's crazy ramblings on there.
And we're going to talk about each one of these ramblings.
And then we're going to get into all the fucking earthquake machines and stuff.
40 years later, it's just us just being like, and Donald Trump's doing another thing, trying to get elected as president.
Yeah, so the other thing that Donald Trump tried to do to get elected as president was post a video to his Truth Social page where it talks about Trump winning in the landslide, securing our border, getting our economy roaring, and all kinds of other great things that you want a president to do.
Just like last time.
Yes.
And also, one of the great things that was going to be happening under the second Trump administration was that America was going to be, quote, a unified Reich.
That was in the little ad that Donald Trump posted on Truth Social.
Really?
They used the word Reich?
Yes.
Unified Reich is in the campaign ad.
The fuck do you justify that?
Because you fucked up and you let a Nazi send something and you didn't vet it and then you posted it to your Truth Social because you're a moron.
Yeah, but I mean, are they bothering to even explain it now?
No, they're not trying to explain the Unified Reich thing.
When Trump did his courtroom press compressor today, a reporter yelled at him, Mr. Trump, what do you have to say about the Unified Reich thing in your ad?
And he just fucking beat feet back into the courtroom, did not say a fucking word about it.
Just, you know, sometimes a Nazi slips a Nazi thing into your ad, and that's just how it is.
Mr. Trump, by your account, which Reich would this be?
Hold on, Michael.
Oh, that would be great.
Oh, man, yeah.
So, um, about, I think somewhere between 12 and 14 hours after posting it.
And what was really funny is someone like it was the timeline was so hilarious.
Cause it was like, someone noticed it like six hours before, uh, like Biden Harris HQ and a bunch of other people then got wind of it.
And then boom, like it was overnight last night.
It was just all day.
Everyone was just like, Oh shit.
Unified Reich.
What the fuck?
And.
Then people were just like, oh no, that was just like stock text from like newspapers and blah, blah, blah.
And I even like saw some liberals being like, guys, guys, this is a nothing burger.
And it's like, Unified Reich is not a nothing burger.
When a candidate who has some very unsavory ties to neo-Nazis posts a video where the fucking term Unified Reich pops up on the screen.
You get to talk about it.
This is not a, oh no, Trump gets a mulligan on this one.
It's like, why do people act like Trump's campaign is some shoestring operation trying to like rub two nickels together?
This guy is the former president.
He is going to be a three time nominee for president.
He's not some nobody who's trying to make 4% so he can make a debate stage and argue with the big boys.
Donald Trump is the biggest boy in the history of big boys.
And yet, whenever his campaign fucks up like this, people are like, no, no, simmer down.
We can't be all that mad at Donald Trump.
Just because a neo-Nazi made him an ad and he published it?
I mean, who doesn't accept gifts from Nazis and then broadcast them to their tens of millions of followers?
I mean, same justification as his, like, fucking court trial, where it's just like, all President Trump is guilty of is employing people that he does not oversee, and has no idea what they're doing, and that they do stuff on his behalf, but he has no knowledge of it because he's an idiot.
That's all he's guilty of.
He hasn't committed any of these crimes.
He's hired people who have committed crimes, but he was not watching them, and that means that he didn't know that it was happening, and because he's a stupid idiot, he's not guilty of anything.
Exactly.
The man who only hires the best people.
That's literally one of his selling reasons for why you need to elect him president.
Yeah, but like there are like 30 people that have worked for him that were pretty high profile that are like doing jail time or like, you know, we're only in their position for like two days or whatever, but his base doesn't care.
His base does not care because they're just like, me likey Trump.
And it's just like, for what reasons?
They're just like, because me hatey women and colored people.
It's like, okay, that's a good thing we've cut to the quick.
Present your champion.
And, like, we'll present ours and let's figure out how America is, you know?
Just real quick, the posting of the Reich video, actually, there was a really interesting story on the bulwark about the Trump aide that likely posted it.
Her name is Natalie Harp.
She's, like, the woman, she, they call her, like, the The human printer?
Yeah.
Her job is to follow Trump around basically constantly and print out the tweets and all relevant things that he needs to see.
So she carries a portable printer on her.
And she was a former OAN host.
I remember her back in the OAN days, One American News Network, who basically credits Trump with her being cured of cancer.
She's a true believer.
She's all the way in.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Oh man.
So that was the other thing they tried this after like blaming some random person for making it.
They also blamed some random staffer for posting it to his truth social, but like Trump's like done a bunch of press or he's done like a bunch of things where he's talked to people and he's like, the only people that broadcast the post of my truth social or me and Dan Scavino were the only two people that have access to the truth social account.
So it was either you or Dan who posted the fucking Unified Reich shit.
So it's not like, It wasn't some nobody who got into your fuckin' Truth Social account because your password is password123 or something.
Which it probably is.
Or it's even simpler than that because Trump's too dumb to remember what his password is.
MAGA.
It's the only thing I could imagine he could remember.
Unless it's his own name.
Yeah, my first two guesses would be MAGA or Trump with some combination of like a one maybe or like an exclamation point.
MAGA, Trump, one exclamation point.
Boom!
I'm in!
Holy shit!
Who would you like to nuke, Mr. President?
Oh, excellent.
Thank God, what a genius.
Yeah, let's put his steady hand back on the wheel.
Yes, absolutely.
Yeah, so that is, that's where we're at.
Trump gutlessly avoiding testifying in court and then also gutlessly trying to not explain why he accidentally, winky emoji, winky emoji, was dog whistling Nazis with his latest alleged ad on the social media.
So that was great.
Maybe that's the audio, maybe the audio cue he was waiting for was some sort of like fucking Nazi thing.
He was just, maybe he was like waiting for, it's just like, they should, they should have been pumping Adolf over the speakers by now.
What's going on?
Like, I need my, I need my fear at the 90 minute mark of these rallies to perk me up.
Somehow his fucking OAN printer lady didn't get in the memo that they cut the Hitler speech at the beginning of his, uh, his rally there.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Good stuff.
Fuck Donald Trump.
Can't wait for him to die of a stroke or whatever.
Comedy podcast, not a threat.
It's time for us to move on to better things, which is our listener mailbag!
Our listeners got questions, we got answers.
It's time for Q and A.
Eric Taddeev, State Operative, says, we have members of Congress showing up in court in red ties and MAGA are wearing diapers outside their pants to own the libs.
How long before they start all wearing orange jumpsuits and shackles in solidarity of their god-emperor?
That'd be so cool.
Like an old Banksy thing.
Remember?
Literally the moment he goes into jail, some clowns will do it.
Gary Little will show up in an orange jumpsuit.
She'll be like, please, please let me lick your boots, sir.
Oh, was it Carrie Laker or was it Marty Taylor Greene who was part of that, like, January 6th prison cell cosplay that that guy did?
Oh yeah, let's get that bad butch body and that fuckin' orange jumper, you know?
Let's see.
I think it was MTG.
Yeah, I think it was, yeah, I remember.
It was, like, Lake and, like, Peter Stryka, the guy that, like, does, like, the walk-away thing, and, like, the two of them were, like, cosplaying.
It was like, oh God, you sad children.
Oh yeah, if Trump ever went to a Club Fed, absolutely, people.
Because I remember people were posting his prisoner number in Georgia.
People were making that their Twitter handles for a while.
So, oh man, if he ever did go to a jail, they'd be selling Trump jumpsuits.
People would be like, yeah, solidarity with my president, wrongly imprisoned!
He's the Mandela of our age!
And it's like, yeah.
Wrongly imprisoned for, like, crimes that he absolutely fucking did.
Like, this isn't even, like, even questionable.
He just did crimes, and now he is, like, paying the penalty for criming.
Like, I don't know what else to tell you.
Calm down.
Your guy's not some political martyr.
He's not some great hero.
He only wants to be president so he won't have to go to jail for crimes, and also so he can become a dictator and crush all of us, which is not great.
Yeah, but mostly the secure and not having to go to jail for four years thing.
Because, you know, it's just like, four years, I might just be able to write the rest of this out, you know?
Well, that's his goal.
I mean, I bet he probably wakes up in the morning and feels how broken his body is and is like, yeah, I don't know if I'm going to make it more than four years.
So, get the presidency, get the check at some point during that time, get to die in opulence, the end.
Let's re-elect him if only because then we get to watch another round of the presidential doctor just bald-faced lying to the entire nation all simultaneously at once.
He's probably the greatest physical specimen I've ever seen!
I've never seen a man in such good health, and it's just like, we fucking have eyes, you moron.
Like, we weren't buying it eight years ago, you think we're buying it now?
Get the fuck out of here.
Yeah.
That'd be great.
That'd be wonderful.
Cleodora Silvestri, the Hellworld Grand Inquisitor asks, Colorado GOP have asked for all parents to remove their children from public schools.
So question to Haley, now that Arizona is not the most insane state, will you follow other states to maintain the madness level of news you provide for the show?
I'm sorry, but it's not comparable.
I saw Shaman get thrown to the floor, and then the QAnon Shaman had to step in and be like, well, everybody needs to calm down around here.
So I think I got material to just stick with Arizona.
Also, I'm from here.
I don't think Haley is in Arizona because she moved there and loves it.
I think Haley... No, I was born here.
It's the powerful love that could only come from being stuck in a place since birth.
Yep.
I've never left, you know?
You've traveled a bunch, though.
Yeah, I've traveled.
The longest I've ever been away is two weeks.
But I've never moved out.
I've always just lived in Arizona.
Hear that, potential kidnappers?
That's the benchmark.
No, just kidding.
I've been watching a lot of true crime on YouTube recently.
That was where my head went.
That's okay.
Because I'm a monster, you know?
Yep.
Moving on.
I believe we answered that question.
Yes, that was one directly for Hayley.
Sorry.
Yes.
Eyeball caught up.
Yeah.
Chris Brandenburg asks, for all of you, please each of you pick the BBL Drizzy of the Q-World.
Which is a question I feel like almost no one can answer, because I'm not good in the BBL Drizzy.
Because Mike doesn't know what the fuck BBL is, and I don't know what the fuck Q is.
I mean, that would make Hayley our perfect center point, right?
Yes!
Hayley, solve the puzzle!
So the BBL Drizzy moment is just like literally just, you know, who's the sellout loser?
Who's the sellout loser, Mike, of the QAnon, even amongst these grifters?
Who's the one that's like transparently just sort of like a plant that people get called out for being fraudulent?
I would say that QAnon Jon's probably the worst of those because he's obviously someone who just has like some money and just wanted to be cool.
So he's the one that stages these big rallies in Vegas and stuff.
He's just like, hey guys!
I'll rent out a hall for us if you all come out and hang with me!
I wanna be cool!
He is the most desperate fucking little baby.
He has no actual... That's his thing.
He's only built a community by being friends with other QAnon promoters.
Like he doesn't actually have like a brand of his own.
And he's, he's my favorite because literally his brand was, My name is QAnon John!
And then when the whole edict came down from Q to stop using that branding, he transformed himself to the Patriot Voice.
He's just like so desperate to try to like stay relevant without using the bad word for his name anymore.
So yeah, that would, it would definitely be him.
He's 100% that guy.
Couldn't he have just gone to Anon John?
He could have, but apparently that was even too toxic for him.
He was like, I need a bolder, stronger name.
I'm the Patriot Voice.
And it's like, oh God, no you're not.
Good for you.
Way to do a bad rebrand, you dum-dum.
Yeah, unfortunately I just don't know enough to speculate really.
I will say that it's unfortunate because another big part of the the Drizzy Kendrick beatdown is Kendrick outing Drake as a pedophile.
I can't really speculate as to who in QAnon that describes, although I would like speculate all of them.
Every single one.
Update from like a few pods ago, our buddy E, the friend who was on the lam when we were talking about him for his pedophile crimes, he was caught.
So he's actually, yeah.
Oh, hell yeah.
There we go.
Fuck it.
Yeah.
You tend to get tuned up, Johnny.
Yeah.
Whatever your name is.
Get ready.
Get ready for it.
They love that in jail.
You know, they're big fan of that.
When they hear about that, they're really just like, We as fellow prisoners salute you.
Would you like some free sandwiches?
But yeah, so I don't know who the BBL Q is.
Did Hayley finally come up with an answer?
Or do you have a good one, Hayley?
No, I can't.
They're all, all of them.
That's my answer.
A lot of them!
Yep, all of them.
Almost every single one of them.
Take that, all of you.
But specifically, QAnonJon, I will never call you by your dumb new name.
You're QAnonJon for forever.
Yeah, well, if the bar is just being like a stupid sellout that's into young girls, I mean... Yes, there's more than a few.
More than a few.
Will asks a question for Elle specifically.
What happened to Binge Wordy?
Oh, that is a very, very boring story.
It was just scheduling conflicts.
Sarge had different life commitments come up and we no longer had days off that aligned And between my work commute and the time difference because we live in different parts of the country, we just didn't really have like a great time to get together for a weekly show.
Or like a bi-weekly show or whatever.
Every once in a while, I am tempted to see if I can rustle them into talking about anime for a podcast once a month.
Because every once in a while, I'll have strong anime opinions.
But no outlet for them, because I'm just like, God damn it.
Like, I'm not part of that culture specifically, and on purpose, because I don't like those people.
But I do have opinions about the stuff that they consume.
We're so close to having common ground, except every part about them is gross and weird.
Oh, God.
I'll have to dip into the Q Debunker community to find the anime fans and see if they have a better timeline for you.
That'd be... Yeah, I guess the problem is that, like, Sarge and I, we've always shared one very specific thing, which is we love anime, but we have never and will never call ourselves anime fans.
In fact, I've always wanted our show to be called, We Are Not Anime Fans.
Because we're just like a couple of dudes that watch anime, but it's just like, oh shit who's your waifu?
And it's just like, let me stop you right there.
Don't talk to me that way.
Yeah, do not talk to me that way, or in fact just do not talk to me again.
Don't ever speak to me or my boy again.
Absolutely.
Yeah, because it's just like, them women's is fake, dude.
That's a drawn.
Them people are not real.
That's drawn.
I haven't been titillated by this since I was like 15, dude.
Like, once I started seeing like actual human women naked, I was just like, oh, dude, like there's no going back.
It's so much better.
You know?
Oh, there was, uh, the one thing I saw that was anime related this week was, uh, the Minnesota Timberwolves are the new hotness in the NBA and their star player is a 22 year old Anthony Edwards.
And people were like, you know why the Timberwolves were killing it is because Anthony Edwards probably doesn't have a favorite DBZ character.
And there was a lot of people that just came out of the woodwork that were like, you think a black 22 year old guy doesn't have a favorite DBZ character?
What are you talking about?
Yeah, that motherfucker knows more about Dragon Ball Z than me, for sure.
A hundred percent.
There's just no comparing it.
Like, because, you know, when I was growing up, like watching DBZ, it was just like, I was watching it when it was there, it got fucking Toonami or whatever.
And if I missed episodes, that was just it.
And like, I've never gotten back to it, but like the kids that are into this shit now and they have like access to the internet and they can just binge it whenever they want.
And like the cultural touchstone of like the characters in Dragon Ball Z, dude.
Yeah.
Try to find me a 22-year-old anybody who doesn't know about Dragon Ball Z these days.
Fuckin' crazy.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
Will also asks, what does Rudy's new coffee taste like?
Desperation.
Definitely tastes just like bitter sadness.
Dapper Dan.
We already talked about this earlier.
Julie Beans tastes like Dapper Dan because it comes straight from the man's forehead.
Yes. Pancake Peasant asks, which company or person is most successfully monetized QAnon?
Is there or will there ever be a corporatized conspiracy?
Donald Trump, moving on.
When it comes to actually obtaining the power of it, it's 100% Donald Trump.
Low-level grifters.
Back in the day, Pragmatic was fucking making it rain off that shit.
I remember he did like a 30 minute live stream and like during that 30 minute live stream, someone donated a thousand bucks to him.
He got a bunch of other smaller donations, but somebody was just like, here's a dime.
Bam.
There you go, praying medic.
Thank you for- A thousand dollar donation.
Just, my God.
And the thing about Medic that's so bad is if you listen to him, he's got negative charisma.
His schtick is for really old people.
It's like a reverse Mr. Rogers where instead of explaining the world to young people, he's explaining a conspiracy to old people.
And I guess it's a niche that works because he's getting paid for it, but my God, I am not the demographic that man is trying to reach.
He's like, now we're here at QDrop 47, and here he's talking about how North Korea is under the oppression of the deep state.
And it's like, oh my god, snooze, old man, snooze!
But, yep, it just worked for some people.
Like, Grandpa Simpson was just like, now I get it.
Now I understand the vision of Q. Yeah, dude, he's making boomer content for boomer viewers.
Like, QAnon should be exclusively for boomers.
The fact that it isn't is the horrible part, you know?
Like, anybody who's looking to make America great again Is probably like two generations removed from anybody that should be saying shit like that, you know?
Yes!
Because if you've grown up with a couple of generations behind you, like when you look at the rear view, most of the time you should feel shame.
If you're an American, all the time you should feel shame.
It was never just like you look back and you're just like, God, we were crushing it then and not doing anything bad.
It's always just like, we were crushing it then on the backs of The following people.
And then you just listen.
Yes, exactly.
And finally, in honor of Brianna Wu trying to make new friends and stay relevant,
what would be your job in the progressive Borg Collective?
It can't be Borg Queen because I guess she says no hierarchy.
And Brianna Wu has a tweet that reads, the Borg in Star Trek are basically a metaphor for progressivism.
You have to think the same thoughts of the hive mind, and if you deviate, you will be destroyed for the good of
the collective.
Individual reality is released. There is no hierarchy.
So she didn't see the movie of the Borg Queen.
Great job, Brianna.
Way to be on top of your Star Trek lore.
I try to avoid all things Brianna Woo.
I'm sorry, listener.
But what would your job be in the Progressive Borg Collective, is the actual question.
Oh, okay.
That was the question?
Okay.
I would be the Secretary.
As I am currently the Secretary of Antifa, I would be the Secretary of the Borg.
Oh man, when I need to get the minutes for the last meeting I missed, I can go right to you and you're like, here you go!
Here's what we were talking about, here's the planets we were going to conquer.
I'm like, oh sweet, I've always wanted to conquer those planets.
I'm so glad we finally got to the meeting phase of that.
I would have to be the virtue signaler, that would be my job.
I use whatever platform I have, large or small though it may be, to virtue signal, so that way the rest of the Borg progressive hive mind knows exactly what talking points to stick to, otherwise they get excommunicated.
Um, I don't know.
I'd probably, I'd probably be like just some low level grunt.
I would just be like doing whatever people need to be doing.
Yo, office lappy.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, games master.
I'd be, I'd be the DM for like, like that was, uh, yeah.
I'd be like, I'd be teaching the board how to play craps.
That'd be my goal.
That'd be my job.
Also explaining, explaining to idiots how blackjack works.
No, you don't stay on 16 against the 10.
You don't do that.
Oh, you're doing it.
But the borgs are like half, the borgs are like half computer, right?
So you'd just be like, you'd be doing that a million times per second.
Yeah, just constantly, yeah.
I'm just like standing around a table with one of those like Spencer Gifts, like electric, like light discs, like because you don't have like a very good set budget.
And you just be like standing around there, just like with your eyes rolled back in your head.
It's like, what are they doing?
It's like, oh, they simulate a thousand pads of blackjack per second.
And then it's just like, why does one of them look annoyed?
You're just like, he's the dealer.
Oh, God.
The job is to also ensure that future generations know about our lib hero, JFK.
But unfortunately, he currently is Rob Reiner.
Yeah, me and Rob Reiner working together.
We have a few disagreements about how RJFK got the check.
But we're in total solidarity that the man would have brought about world peace if he'd lived.
Spoiler alert.
I don't think that would have happened, no.
And that brings us to our question that wraps things up as always.
What are you guys looking forward to?
I have a longish Memorial Day weekend.
I don't have a ton of stuff planned for it yet, but it will be nice to have some time to myself.
And I'm getting back into mini-painting.
I painted an Incredible Hulk and a Captain America recently.
They look pretty cool.
I'm having a lot of fun doing my hobbies.
Yeah.
Who needs a relationship?
I've got mini-painting.
It's what it's all about.
It's what it's all about.
He said, grimacing at his own life.
Actually, no, dude, my knees are sweaty.
What are you looking forward to, Hayley?
The end of this week?
That would be nice, because I've been busy, and I'm busy right after this pod, so it's just like, can this week fucking end?
And that's what I'm looking forward to.
She's lying.
She just wanted to lay the groundwork for another excuse when she throws Mike and I to the wind.
I don't text Mike.
For another week, pretending like we don't exist.
I do text Mike.
Wow, savage!
So it's just me?
Unreal.
No, I'm just kidding.
Well, the only thing is that I like political stuff and you don't want to see that.
That is true.
God bless.
Yes, anything non-political.
I texted you the TikTok of the teenage daughter explaining to her table, her family.
Oh yeah, we did talk about PPL Trizzy briefly.
Dude, what a cultural moment for all of us.
It was like a reverse 9-11, you know, we all healed a little bit.
The mom was just staring blankly, just not understanding, and that was Mike.
And the dad was just, like, eating food, like, stuffing his food, and he was like, interesting.
And the little daughter was the expert, and that's you.
I'm the dad, obviously.
Obviously.
You've got big dad energy, you know?
Yes.
I am looking forward to the fact that I'll be going to the Clamshack to get my first lobster of the summer.
They opened Monday, I believe.
So if Elle's not doing anything this Sunday, we'll probably have to do a Clamshack run also then.
Oh yeah, I don't know what's going on on Sunday, but possibly, yeah.
I actually, I just had my first fish and chips of the season recently from a place and it was not terrible, but it didn't knock my socks off.
So it would be nice to get some good fried fish in me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The only problem is like, it literally takes these people like 1 million hours to boil a lobster.
It is just like, I would like a lobster, please.
And some shrimp.
And they're like, okay, sir.
And then I get my slip and my slip number says I'm like 220 and then they're like, 2-18, 2-19, 2-21, 2-22, 2-23, 2-24, 2-20.
I'm like, oh, thank God.
Thank God.
Who are all these other people that are not buying lobster?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Mike, this story doesn't add up.
Who are all these other people that are not buying lobster?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Mike, this story doesn't add up.
This doesn't make any sense.
I know, it's a stream.
Apparently people just want shrimp boxes or clam boxes.
People just don't want a lobster thrown in a pot and given to them, which is strange.
I would think that you'd want to do that if you're in this town, and it's the land of the giant lobster.
Mike, stop talking about lobster.
Hayley is very busy, goddammit.
We need to get the fuck out of here.
Fair enough, fair enough.
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No, I'm just kidding.
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Thanks as always to DJ Minimal Effort for the use of our intro song, accidentally remixed by Mike Rains, into what you heard at the top of the show.
Thank you to Frosty, who you can find on social media at frostyb0.
They're the voice of Q in all of our bumps.
Whenever we need voiceover work, Frosty is there to help us out.
You can find the show itself on Twitter, at hellworld with a Q instead of an O. You can find me on Twitter, that's right!
I left for a long time and none of you fucks came with me, so I came crawling back with my tail between my legs.
So you can now find my new account on Twitter at HellWorldFatty because I didn't care enough to recover my old account because I still don't really give a shit about social media, but I cared even less of a shit about Blue Sky.
Thank you for being so boring, Blue Sky.
Holler at me when you have an algorithm.
You can find Haley on various social media at Arizona Right Watch aka A-Z-R-W and Mike Rains on various social media, of course, at Poker Politics.
So for another successful episode of the Adventures in Hellworld podcast, I've been one of your hosts, The Mysterious L. Joined as always by Haley, aka Arizona Right Watch, and our expert on all things QAnon crazy, Mr. Mike Rains, aka Poker Politics.
