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May 10, 2024 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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Adventures in HellwQrld Episode #188: RFK Jr's Brainworm

This week we deal with RFK Jr. literally having brainworms. Trump gets a bunch of legal wins but the one case he is on trial for looks bad all that and the latest horrible news out of Arizona and the listener mailbag. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hello, listeners.
I just took out my gum because I'm sure you guys don't want to hear that.
But hello.
Hello.
podcast talks in depth about QAnon, which means we have to talk about all kinds of child
abuse and violence against people.
Listener discretion advised.
Hello, everybody.
I am Mike Rains and welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
This week I'm joined as always by Haley, aka Arizona Right Watch.
Hello, listeners.
I just took out my gum because I'm sure you guys don't want to hear that.
But hello.
Hello.
Hi.
And I'm joined by the mysterious Hell.
Yo, yo, yo!
It's El, and he's back on the pod.
And he's talking like this, because he didn't prepare another way to talk.
And I was doing research, would you believe it?
And yeah, I was sort of in my own little fucking world doing research for the thing, the big thing we're going to talk about before we get to our booze boosh, which I'm not going to jump into right away.
We'll just first ask Mike, how was your week?
Let's do that.
Good, because I got through the work week unscathed and now I get to have my little staycation.
I get to have some time off, which is magical.
So everything is ducky on that front.
I had, I love people and their use of words that are like bizarre to me because there was this full blackjack table and This lady wanted to play at the blackjack table and our house policy is if someone is playing two hands of blackjack and there's no other seats available and we're starting a new shoe of blackjack, the player playing two hands has to give up one of their hands so the new player can sit down and play.
And this guy was just like, I've been playing for five hours.
Why do I have to give up one of my hands?
And I'm like, that's just the way this works, sir.
That's the house policy.
And he says to me, that's really shady.
And I'm like, you could say it's unfair or a poor policy or poorly planned.
How is it shady?
What did we do that was quote unquote shady or suspect to you?
We're just letting another person play some blackjack.
Well, you took his money.
You stole his money.
You stole money right out of his pocket.
Yeah, that's exactly what I did.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Just absolutely stole all that man's money by letting him spend less money by playing less hands of blackjack.
But yeah, I was like, that's really shady, man.
It's really shady.
That's why we call you Mike Shady Reigns.
True.
I call him that.
I give it a lot.
I get that a lot.
It's one of the main things I'm called.
Yes.
Yeah, I mean, to be fair, like, between shady and not shady, which one do you associate
more with the rain, you know?
Shade.
What if that was what he told you?
What if you were just like, what makes it shady?
It's just like, well, you're Mike Raves.
And you're just like, what?
That would have been awesome.
Oh my god.
We have a guy that's like, I've seen him like three or four times in the building who is a full QAnon supporter just in the building as a customer.
And it's just so, every now and then I see him, I'm like, oh, it's him.
He's back.
This is his monthly visit to my fine establishment.
Just get to hang out with the guy.
He's a regular.
That's so nice for you.
Yeah, he gets to work.
He wears his God, Guns and Trump jacket, and he either wears a MAGA or a Q hat, and just comes in, plays a little blackjack, leaves.
Just living the QAnon life in the casino.
You know, the dream.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, that's what we all aspire to.
I mean, it sounds like it's the closest thing to Florida living you can get outside of Florida.
Pretty much.
The Lord knows that's what we all want, is Florida living.
Oh, it's the ultimate goal.
The ultimate goal one can aspire to is to live in that magical land of sun and nascent fascism.
It's, uh...
It's where the American heart is right now.
And come this November, by God, we might achieve it for all of us.
That'll be just truly magical.
We can only dream.
But in the meantime, Mike, I invite you to shut your wet mouth while I take you and Hayley and our lister on a journey... I'm interested.
...of rap beefings!
Finally, something the mysterious Elle wants to talk about on the show.
And you can't stop me!
Tell me what's going on.
Okay, so, in what has shaped up to be the biggest-slash-most-important rap beef and arguably greatest rap beef of all time, and certainly since the Tupac and Biggie rap beef, the East Coast-West Coast rap beefings of the 90s.
It happened recently, over the past week or so.
Uh, and yeah, if you've been living under a rock, Kendrick Lamar and Drake, two of the biggest hip-hoppers slash rappers on the planet of the Earth, are doing like a big actual beef, and it quickly spiraled from being like, sort of like a tit-for-tat, like, I rap better than you thing, to one guy such as just being like, yo, fuck you, and you're a pedophile!
Did Kendrick say that to Drake?
Uh, so, yes, like, uh, a rough timeline of events.
I wanted to call one of these up, uh, for the people who might not know what the fuck I was talking about.
Uh, so, a little while ago, not too long ago, uh, Drake dropped a song, the gentleman named J. Cole, and on that song, J. Cole's verse, he mentioned himself, Kendrick, and Drake as being quote-unquote the big three.
Then, later, semi-recently, Kendrick showed up out of nowhere, guest-versing on somebody's track, Metro Boomin's track, showed up, it was just like, had a line that was just like, fuck the big three, it's just big me.
It's just like, dude, I'm better at rappin' than y'all.
Uh, so for whatever reason after that, uh, J. Cole decided to show up and drop a weak diss track aimed at Kendrick, which he pretty immediately thought better of, and just, like, publicly apologized to Kendrick on stage and then deleted it after releasing it.
Which, at the time, everybody was like, dude, bitch move.
What a loser.
Rap is for beefing.
What's your problem?
In hindsight, he is the wisest man on the planet Earth.
It was the greatest call in the history of calls.
Like, if you were going back to watch the tape, this will go down in the record books as one of the greatest coaching moments of all time.
He was just like, I don't want no part of this shit.
This is like when, it's when people would like think about going at Eminem back in the day and people were like, no buddy, no, do not go at Eminem in a diss track.
You will lose.
Although this was, this ended up being like 10 times worse than even Eminem going at someone.
So yeah.
Quick question, is this where the A.I.
Tupac song comes from?
Is this beef?
No, that's coming soon.
So after that, so that was J. Cole come in and he was like, he dropped a check, they rescinded it, then Drake comes up and he's just like, Like, Drake was kind of in a position where he could not bow out because Drake is too big and too, like, too full of himself to bow down.
So, like, he had to come out with something, and he comes out with a song that was alright, in my mind or whatever, but he's no Kendrick and he never will be.
But he came out, he fired some shots or whatever.
Then he dropped another one, like a second salvo, and that was this weird song that featured A.I., Tupac, and Snoop Dogg.
Okay, so it was Chris Beef.
Interesting.
Because Snoop Dogg is not dead.
He's alive.
He's very much alive.
He must have been so confused.
He was probably like, hi.
Like, did I?
I don't think I did that.
It turns out that Tupac's estate was not happy about that.
They were like, dude, what are you doing?
So he pulled that.
Then, Kendrick Lamar just dropped some insane shit with an incredibly dark...
There was just like a back and forth, like crazy Salvo after Salvo.
There was Euphoria, followed by 6-6-8 in LA, which were both Kendrick.
Then Drake came out with Family Matters, and within 45 minutes, Kendrick had released his drop, Not Like Us.
That was all, like, that was when the big accusations started coming out, right?
You have a secret kid, like, you were fucking this person, like, I don't wanna, like, Kendrick told Drake he didn't wanna, he thought it was weird that he used the n-word, so he tried to, like, pull away his n-word pass.
Uh, all sorts of crazy accusations.
Uh, lots of back and forth, like, just a crazy 72 hours worth of, uh, worth of crazy shit.
Uh, then, in what was like, what would ultimately be, at least for the moment, and probably for the whole thing, uh, what sort of seemed like the big last attack, followed by the end credits, was, uh, which I heard some- I wish I knew how to- who to credit on TikTok for saying that, but, uh, that is not a Mysterious L original.
Kendrick released a track called Not Like Us, which is like a certified banger.
It's got this track from this guy named Mustard, and it's just like this bouncy, sick hip-hop track.
It was already getting played on commercial cutaways of the NBA games that were happening.
They've been playing it all over California this weekend.
There are TikToks everywhere over it.
Everybody loving that song.
Everybody going crazy for it.
And in that song, Kendrick Lamar is pretty much just like, hey, directly Drake The artist Drake is a pedophile.
That man, iKendrick Lamar, in this rap saga is stating that Drake is a pedophile and associates with other pedophiles.
He's just like, dude, I hate your guts and I think you touch kids.
It stopped it being cute or funny.
And then Metro Boomin, who again was way back at the beginning of this, he'd caught some strays in all this.
One of them was Drake telling him to just make some more drum beats.
So, in response to that, Metro Boomin took this song that somebody had already made, making fun of Drake, getting a Brazilian butt lift, called BBL Drizzy.
It's like this fake soul song.
Really catchy.
He takes that song, remixes it with his flair and some drums, puts it out, and it's just like, anybody on earth may use this beat.
And if you use this beat and you tag it like I'm holding a competition, and the winner gets an additional free beat from me, up-and-coming rap producer Metro Boomin.
And then, it was going so well and it was spreading the message so far and wide, he doubled down on it and said, in addition, I'll give you $10,000.
And I think he's giving away another free beat.
He summoned the Spirit Bomb of the rap community, because all the rappers on TikTok, Simultaneous Deceptive Blood Voice, we don't give a fuck about Drake anymore.
We want a chance to get a Metro Boomin beat.
So they were just fucking destroying Drake.
Did Kendrick also say that people could monetize their reaction videos to his tracks?
Uh, that part, I can't speak to.
I haven't heard anything specifically about that, but it would not surprise me if that was also a part of this big grassroots, like, let's all shit all over Drake thing.
And there was other petty stuff, like, you know, Drake claims to have gotten the van from, like, the Mad City album cover, which is Kendrick's thing, and, like, crushed it at, like, a Toronto, like, junkyard.
And then Kendrick, like, had, like, his single, the cover art was, like, allegedly Drake's prescription bottle from Zympic.
Like, for a while it was getting mean and personal, but like, still kind of lighthearted.
Like, making fun of somebody's weight loss medication is like one thing, but like, you know, a lot of cats were just like, yo, Kendrick won, but at the same time he won going Scorch Earth, because like, Yeah, it's like, stop, stop, he's already dead.
Yeah, you are a pedophile is a big swing.
And then, the internet being what it is, everybody's going back and, like, pulling up old Drake tweets and old Drake accusations.
I mean, like, this is not the first time somebody's accused Drake of being fond of underage women.
And there's, like, much documentation for that online.
But unfortunately, caught up in the midst of all this, Millie Bobby Brown.
Who I guess at one point uh back when she was 14 met Drake at a party who like spent the whole night just chilling with her no big deal just a 32 year old man's 14 year old girl hanging out uh and then afterwards they like exchanged numbers and then he would he would just like text her to give her like advice about boys and stuff no big deal Right.
And that was the big thing, was that after the pedophile song from Lamar, Drake said, I never touched Millie Brown.
I don't know what you're talking about.
And it's like, bro, no one named a name.
That's a weird thing to say, sir.
Yeah.
Again, I'm glad that Mike brought that up because I had so much to cover.
I forgot about that part.
Yes.
Incredible.
Kendrick Lamar is just like, you're a pedophile.
And then Drake, in response at his next track, is just like, dude, I had never touched that girl, Millie Bobby Brown.
And everybody online is just like, okay, like, internet detectives had figured that stuff out.
But Kendrick didn't say shit about that, dude.
And like, internet detectives are not the public.
Like, the fact that, like, you bringing that up means people who are not in the know are gonna go look up Drake, Millie, Bobby Brown, and that is not gonna be copacetic.
Probably not the look you want, bud.
Um, yes.
I have two questions.
Oh yeah, I'll answer them if I can.
Number one, El, are you Team Kendrick or Team Drake?
Okay, okay, okay.
Are the songs better also on Kendrick's end?
What's your opinion fully?
Uh, yes.
I mean, the best tracks out of all of them are, like, the catchiest one is Not Like Us, which is the last one that Kendrick Did.
And then the BBL Drizzy phenomenon on Twitter has been like a certified moment.
Or not Twitter, TikTok.
It's one of those TikTok moments, so it's gonna be here and gone in like a week.
But for this week, it has been all I've been seeing on TikTok.
And people have been using it as an avenue to dunk on Drake.
There are people who are just like, hey, I can't rap.
But I'm gonna do an interpretive dance shitting on Drake to this track because it's good.
Or like, I don't rap, but instead I'm just gonna do this juggling performance to this track that's about shitting on Drake.
And it's like, everybody knows that the track is inherently anti-Drake.
It's called BBL Drizzy.
It's making fun of him.
So just doing anything to it is people throwing their hat in the ring.
Just being like, as a creator, I am willing to go on public for the amount of clicks it will get me in this moment to say, yeah, I think Drake fucking sucks.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Drake, but you were the worst.
And I'm going to juggle.
Question two.
What is QAnon saying about this, Mike?
Basically, they believe that Kendrick is a white hat and that he is revealing the fact that Drake is a pederast.
That's awesome.
It's just like normal human beings in all of reality and QAnon are all deemed Kendrick.
Like, there's nobody on Team Drake's side here, because there is nothing that makes QAnon happier than the accusation of pedophilia against a famous person.
So the fact that, as I mentioned before, the fact that Drake so aggressively fumbled the bag by giving the name of the person that he was being accused of being with, that was underage, when Lamar did not say anything, didn't name the name, Like, that just, oh man, that was just such catnip.
And like, everyone's like, oh shit, Deep State going down!
Like, Soros has cut Drake loose, they're letting him, like, be sacrificed, and blah blah blah.
So, oh yeah, this was... Even QAnon, who are the most not in touch with, like, pop culture at all people, even under their rock that they live under, they were able to find out about the Kendrick vs. Drake beef.
I mean, it really seems like the duo release of Not Like Us and BBL Drizzy just tag-teamed this beef to death like so much of the Dudley Boys, you know?
They did the tag-team DDT straight through the table.
It's over.
What are you going to do?
Drake did release a follow-up.
Nobody gave a shit.
Like, all anybody cared about in the follow-up was that, like, the Billy Bobby Brown thing is coming from that follow-up, and that's the only thing anyone's talking about from it.
No one's like, you know, that track was pretty sick, but it's kind of weird that he tucked it.
No, everyone's just like, go fuck yourself, Drake.
Why are you outing yourself?
You're such a clown.
Yep.
The last thing I'll say to the matter before we get to the boosh is that if you want to know my opinions on Drake in the most polite way possible and see yourself a hilarious clip, There's a great clip of the person who used to be known as Most Def, and I do not remember his new name, and I apologize for that.
But the person formerly known as Most Def got asked this question while being interviewed.
You can find the clip, I'm sure, like, on YouTube, but certainly on TikTok, because that's where I've seen it several times.
They're just like, do you like Drake?
And he's just, like, he just thinks for a long time, and then, like, she eventually needs him for a long time, and he comes to the conclusion, I believe the way he says it is that he thinks Drake's music is compatible with shopping.
Which I thought was just such a sick bird.
That is cold.
That is vicious.
Yeah, Drake's rapping is literally content.
You're just obtaining content via Drake.
There's no calories.
It's all empty calories.
There's nothing to it.
There's no substance.
It's just a thing.
One can see.
And I'm no fucking poser.
I'll admit that Drake has had, because his career's been pretty long now, he's had a couple of songs that I'm happy to fucking vibe to.
Overall, he just smacks of courtiness, where Kendrick, even in his most esoteric moments, smacks of authenticity.
Sometimes he gets, like, too poetic.
Sometimes he's, like, too tortured about shit.
I'm just like, ah!
I don't listen to this!
Drake is Jimmy from Degrassi, and that's all I'll ever see him as, because I watched Degrassi when I was a teenager.
How were you getting Canada Vision down in Arizona?
They played it on MTV.
Did they?
Yeah.
Does Arizona have its own MTV?
No, it was just like re-ran on MTV.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
I never even came close to watching Degrassi.
Like, I didn't even know what Degrassi was until... He was a rapper in Degrassi.
I found that out later.
Like, after Drake was already successful, somebody was just like, yeah, it's funny that he was the wheelchair kid from Degrassi.
And I was just like, what's Degrassi?
And they're like, oh, it's like a Canadian high school soap opera.
It is the most traumatic show you'll ever see.
Everything bad that can ever happen to a high schooler and a high school happens at Degrassi.
The way he ended up in a wheelchair was he got shot in a school shooting.
It's great because it features Drake getting shot in the back.
Yeah.
It's a dramatic show.
It is dramatic, but it was on TV.
Did you ever see Smallville?
Back when Smallville was a thing?
No.
It was like that same horseshit, but also all the kids had like superpowers that they could get away with having the TV effects budget for.
So it would just be like your average 32-year-old man pretending to be 17-year-old Clark Kent.
And like, all of the melodrama is happening, but then, oh no, a guy painted silver that's ready to explode through the wall!
He's ruining prom!
It was bananas.
That was the no belly button Superman, right?
Did he have no belly button?
I don't remember much of it.
Smallville, no bellybutton, slash, it had the lady that would end up in NXIVM.
That's all I know about it.
Oh, yeah.
No, that part is definitely true.
Yes.
Yeah.
All I remember is, like, during that era of, like, Degrassi and, like, people talking about that stuff, people were then pointing out that there was, like, a British high school teen, like, show, and it was basically, like, softcore porn, because, like, there's, like, no censorship in, like, Britain.
Yeah, so yeah, so it's just like, you're watching this Scorazzi thing, though, you go to the British show, and it's just, teenagers just banging on TV.
And I'm like, what the, whoa, this is, this is a bit of a culture shock.
This is not what I was expecting from my, like, high school drama, comedy, whatever, slice of life thing, where it's just like, guy and girl look at each other.
Next thing I know, they're just like actually screwing in the women's top list.
I'm like, whoa, whoa, when did that happen?
Whoa, I'm an American.
We have prudes here.
Yeah, can I move to Britain?
If this is all British TV, then I'm here for it.
If it's just Taskmaster and Softcore Porn 24-7, sign me up.
I am here for that.
Speaking of boning in Smallville, if we ever do Hellworld After Dark, I could talk about how that lady from Smallville was probably at her most attractive when she was at peak brainwashed.
It's time for a light sampling of insanity.
Based on the clips I've seen I was just like like when she was really riding the wave of it
It really gave her this like this like healthy glow, you know, she was really about that life
Then the stress of it destroyed her. Anyway Let's get let's look into the boosh
It's time for a light sampling of insanity get ready for the amuse boosh
All right, dear listener this time. I have taken my boosh notes
directly from the notes as given to me by Mike Rains.
So I have not editorialized these at all.
So I will know even less what the fuck I'm talking about as I say it.
So let's go forward together, you and I, and everyone on a journey.
Boost topic number one, QAnon Democrat Conspiracy Loon.
What's this about, Mike?
Yeah, so squad member Jamal Bowman, who has been making the rounds,
doing the whole Israel Palestine stuff and living that best life.
Uh...
He was found to have promoted 9-11 conspiracy theories back in the day.
And when this was brought up to him, he was like, Hey, I don't know what you're talking about.
That was like a phase, man.
You know, everyone was a 9-11 truther for a little while back in the day.
And it was then that the Daily Beast looked around online and they found his active YouTube account, which was posting conspiracy content up until last month.
And it goes by the screen name Inner Peace, and it features UFOs, flat earth, all that kind of good stuff.
This CIA document literally explains time travel, practical steps included.
Oh, hell yeah.
Another recording on the same page, Blairs.
Kanye exposes the truth to secret codes they don't want you to know.
Uh-oh.
Something tells me one of their codes is anti-Semitic.
Yep.
Something tells me it always points to Jewish people.
Yeah.
Uh, 100% alien technology, something big is being hidden from us, alleges another video.
Oh God.
So, uh, another Bowman subscription.
So yeah, basically, uh, he is up to his neck in conspiracy theories even now.
So, uh, congratulations buddy.
You're like, you're the Marjorie Taylor Greene of the left now.
Uh, Well played.
Hope the Democrats have a primary challenger for you because that would not be... It's not a great look for Team Sanity to be having someone who is actually a member of Team Insanity on their side.
Well, I mean, yeah, we've already got a Federman.
Thank you very much.
I've never, I mean, it's been a while since I've seen a Democrat piss away all of their goodwill so immediately.
Because everyone's just like, we don't care that you look frumpy and kind of like Frankenstein.
It's charming.
You had a stroke.
It's cool.
We get it.
We're still, we're behind you 100%.
And then it's just like, and also I support Israel.
And it's just like, okay, well go fuck yourself.
It's like not even that.
It's more like, ha ha, look at the protesters getting beaten.
Isn't that funny?
Ha ha!
Like, whoa, dude, chill.
And also that weird thing where he was like, look, I hate to give Ron DeSantis credit,
but lab meat is bullshit and I'm with him on this one.
And it's like, yo, Federman, who the fuck asked you about lab meat?
Why did you step in to try to give DeSantis a W?
Why?
Who on earth has ever looked at Ron DeSantis and says, I need to back that man up.
I mean, I can't wait to go to Federman's like Twitter feed in a couple of minutes and it's just gonna be like, you know, this Drake fellow probably, he deserves a fair shake.
We're, we're probably being a little too hard on him.
He was on Fox News like this week talking about how Biden isn't doing enough to support the war in Israel.
Like he's like, please more bombs, please.
Like he needs.
Um, but also like his, his wife kind of had like a significant little presence on social media, you know, she was kind of her own like growing political wife celebrity.
Um, and like, she's kind of gone totally silent on social media in recent months because I think the, uh, just fireman's kind of burned all those bridges.
So yes, very funny.
Alright, fuck Fetterman, and fuck genocide, and fuck Israel for committing genocide, and fuck everything, and fuck you, especially you, the listener.
No, I'm just kidding, I love you.
Anyway, speaking of you, the listener, this is why I gave you that little warning at the beginning of the It Moves boost, because here's where I truly, I just get truly baffled on the notes that Mike Raines gave me.
All right, boost topic number two.
Lin Wood, head transvestigator, open parentheses, in history, close parentheses.
What?
So, uh, ancient friend of the podcast, Lin Wood, decided to try to claw his way back to psychotic relevance this week.
I think the in history part is the one that really threw me.
Oh yeah, don't worry.
Lin Wood acting as some sort of head transvestigator again, but in history?
Yes.
Oh, don't worry.
This is... Is he at the Wax Museum, like, grabbing crotches?
Is he like, George Washington, I bet... We're almost there.
You're so close.
You're in the ballpark.
You're way more on the trail than you would have ever thought you were.
Nancy Reagan.
Did he call Nancy Reagan?
Yeah, you know who else is in the ballpark?
Obama, am I right?
You know?
Sorry.
Oh, Obama's weak tee.
I mean, he's a gay Muslim in QAnon's world.
Oh, let me Michelle Obama.
Ballpark.
I should have specified.
Yes.
So, Lynwood decided to just crush the JFK Jr.
lives people.
It was just sort of like, look everybody, JFK Jr.
totally dead, just get over yourselves.
And then the JFK Jr.
people were all kinds of like, shut up, Lynwood!
You're yucking our yum!
Why you gotta be so mean, bro?
Come on, bro!
And then Lynwood decided to hit them with the ultimate double down.
The most psychotic, Proof that she's not, Mike.
Proof that she's not.
And he was just like, you know what?
JFK Jr is dead.
And I don't even know if JFK Jr was really JFK Jr, because Jackie Kennedy is a man.
What?
So he just, yes, he hit Jackie Kennedy with the man card.
He just went there.
Prove that she's not Mike.
Prove that she's not.
You can't.
You got me, you got me.
He said that she's a man, that this means that JFK Jr.
was not her son.
It was a child actor pretending to be her son.
And then he decided to attack another QAnon favorite dead famous person.
And he accused Princess Diana of being a man.
So he hit her with the man card.
Lin-Manuel was just throwing bombs at everybody.
He was just losing his mind.
It was great.
Good to see you still around.
Yeah, just look at me!
I'll say anything!
Please give me attention!
I'm the dumbest, whiniest baby in the entire nursery!
I'm Lin Wood!
And it was just like, holy shit, bro.
Like, has there ever been a famous woman who is a cis woman in your eyes?
Or just literally, the moment you become famous and you're a woman, it's just retroactive that you were a man at birth?
Is that just how the universe works?
I just wanna... Again, they protest too much.
Oh yeah, I mean it's... I think they love the idea of ladies with cocks.
I think somewhere deep inside their primal stupidity, just because they... The stupidity is that they just won't open up to it.
But they're just like, somewhere deep inside of them, they want powerful women to have cocks.
They're just like, we want... Powerful women, powerful cocks.
If there is a woman, for a variety of reasons, they're just like, if a woman is to have more power than me, I want them to have a penis.
It will explain to me why they could possibly be my better, because then in my mind I could be like, well they have a dick, obviously.
But, with all the fun of looking like a woman, you see?
Oh yeah, this is, this is, like, pretty much every major woman politician I've known about, all these QAnon people accuse them of being guys.
And, like, that's a lot of what Elle said.
Prove you're not!
Only one way to be sure.
Let me, let me touch you down there.
Fucking creeps.
Dude, I hate that.
Like, again, I've said it before on the pod, and I'll certainly say it again on the pod, but I don't understand what Republicans' obsession with bathroom time is.
Maybe it's a liberal thing.
When I go to the bathroom, I'm just like, man, I'm going to go to this bathroom, and I'm going to piss or shit, and then I'm going to leave.
It's going to be great.
As quick as possible, because it smells weird in there for a number of reasons.
It's not just the piss and shit and puke and all the other smells.
It's also like they have the cheapest, worst smelling soap possible.
There's garbage sometimes in there, depending where you are.
It could be a little bit dirty.
You know, it's just like, can I get out of there as soon as possible?
Eyes to the ground.
I'm just in and out.
I don't I don't we don't have to make a big deal out of this.
Yeah, Bailey, anybody could be doing that in there with you.
Anybody could be in there with you.
I have no idea what their genitals are like.
When I have to pee really bad, I don't really care.
But imagine, but just imagine that people with different genitals and ears were in there with you.
Wouldn't that be so fucked up?
Like, I will just like... Oh, side of the road, I'll technically kind of get out of bounds of sight.
I don't... It's fine.
You don't... It's just pee.
Also, nobody tell Republicans that idea of like, but yeah, but what if they want to fuck me and I don't want to fuck them?
That would be awkward.
And I don't want that in my bathroom.
That is the situation for almost all women almost all the time.
So no, but nobody tell them that.
They're not ready to hear that.
Like, it's just like, yeah, imagine that level of uncomfy, but just the baseline, because that's why we got the stupid fucking woman versus bear argument.
God, I hate conservatives so much.
Just do better men in general, but especially conservative men.
And everybody stop worrying about what you do in the bathroom.
Just pee or poop, you know?
Or do cocaine.
I mean, it depends on the bathroom.
You know, sometimes you do other stuff.
If you want to vape on the job.
Yeah, Lauren Boebert, go to the bathroom at the theater to vape and jerk off your boyfriend.
That's what the bathrooms are for.
Bathrooms at the theater are for vaping and jerking off your BF.
That's what it's all about.
Urinal cakes, they smell weird.
It's just like, can I get out of there as quick as possible, please?
And also they're called cake, which is fucked up.
Let's call it something else, like disc.
How about urinal disc?
Why are we naming it after a thing that we eat?
Yeah, here's your toilet pie.
What does that do?
It sanitizes your toilet, you know?
You're gonna fucking lose your shit when you see this roll of toilet pizza.
It's gonna fucking blow your skirt back.
Anyway, that's enough of that bit.
I know I'm supposed to do three, but I don't feel like it.
So yeah, Lin Wood, I guess it's nice to see him back around.
Again, the history part just threw me for a loop.
I don't know, maybe it's just the formatting of the text.
I was very confused by it.
Well, I was very confused when I saw Lin Wood post a thing where he was just like, hey, Jackie Kennedy, what of it?
And I was like, really?
That's that's that's that's who we're going after.
You're just going to knock her down a peg or two for God knows what reason.
Well, at least we're done talking about the Kennedys for this episode.
Oh, thank God.
Boost topic number three.
Uh, you know we can't get away from our Boosh without talking about Daddy Trump.
He's going to be on the Boosh in the news, the pre-news, the post-news.
He was involved in the Kendrick beef.
He was the guy who shot Drake's bodyguard.
So crazy.
It was on Fifth Avenue.
He didn't lose any votes.
He was right.
Yeah, it was just like, you know what?
It was presidential duty.
I was still, in my capacity as former president of the United States, I didn't need to be like, Kendrick, motherfucker, bop, bop!
You know what?
Maybe he didn't do any of the stuff he's accused of.
Maybe he should be our next president.
What's Sleepy Joe's opinion on it?
Is everybody letting the fuckin' genocide happen?
And he said, like, by saying nothing, I have to imagine he's a Drake fan.
Fuckin' whack.
Obama knew what was up.
He was pro-Kendrick for back for the jump.
What a cool guy.
Anyway.
Enough of our cool former President Obama and our sleepy current President Biden.
It's time to talk about our arguably worst former President Trump and his meltdown, I imagine, on truth.
Unless this is like Mike wanting us to talk about, like, you know, the real truth.
No, this is Truth Social.
This is Truth Social, registered trademark of Trump Grift Incorporated.
Yes, all of these things.
Elle is pinpoint accurate about all of them.
So Trump decided to have himself a little sulk after the Stormy Daniels testimony that we'll be getting into later on in the pod.
And when Trump is all kinds of upset and needs his binky, this is when he will, you know, go on Truth and just repost all kinds of shit from his fans, which means he's gonna repost a lot of shit from lunatic QAnon people and probably Nazis and other folks like that.
And so, um, The three big ones that I saw were one that demanded Jack Smith be arrested, and he's the guy doing the Florida case and the D.C.
January 6th case.
And then another truth demanded that Alvin Bragg, the guy currently conducting the trial against Trump for the hush money and the election interference, Alvin Bragg be arrested.
And then the final truth in question was Trump reposting a message from someone with a picture of Trump and the phrase, nothing can stop what is coming.
So Trump is once again just neck deep in QAnon, just reposting memes with their slogans on it.
And this is the audience he is trying to cater to to catapult him back to the presidency.
And it's just like, what?
Oh my God.
I just love the fact that we have this senile cretin who is just like, I need to pander to my delusional psychotic base in order to win this election.
I need to let them know I love them.
And so this is the high quality content we are getting from our esteemed former president, who is trying to become our president yet again.
And sheesh, it's just... Oh yeah, he's not carrying himself with the decorum we're used to for Trump.
He's so weird, yeah.
So sad and shocked.
Instead he's out there ranting and raving on the social platform he had to build for himself.
Because there was no guarantee at the time that Elon Musk was going to buy Twitter for him.
Which he did, for the record.
Elon Musk still decided to do that, and then Trump was like, phew, I don't care about that.
You're so desperate.
Get out of here.
It's okay.
He bought it now to reinstate Nick Fuentes instead.
Nice.
I mean, well, you know, he wasn't going to let all the Nazis escape.
He needed to rein some of them in.
That's how you make the big bucks!
He needs to be profitable so he needs to get ad revenue back and nothing says advertise on a platform like Nazis.
Yeah, like a guy who compared marrying a person of color to marrying a dog.
That's who I want back on my platform.
I just love that Elon's reaction was, oh, he'll just get hit by community notes.
That makes everything okay.
That's your massive critique of people being lunatics and just monsters.
Oh, they'll post something monstrous and they'll get a community note saying they're wrong.
Ooh, we got him!
Even though Community Notes is the easiest game system in the history of the universe.
And Elon himself, when he gets Community Noted, he just deletes it.
Because I own this platform.
The Community Note displeases me.
Be rid of it.
Have you ever thought that maybe Elon is a white hat and he's building all these Cybertrucks to kill dumb people that buy Cybertrucks?
He's reinstating all these people on Twitter so that he could get their info and dox them, so that way he could send a fleet of those Fossil Dynamic robot dogs with flamethrowers strapped to them.
It's just like, overnight Elon Musk is just like, yes, time to rebuild all of my goodwill and kill all of the Nazis with my fleet of robot flamethrowers.
Elon is actually the hand of Dark Brandon, and once the presidential immunity ruling goes down, he'll be the one to enact the terrible justice.
Yeah.
He'll be like, you fools, the clues were always there if you were smart enough to look for them, but I, Elon Musk, know all, see all.
And I hate Nazis, obviously.
You guys are so dumb for falling for all of my obvious tricks, and my big ugly truck.
Only an idiot would fall for that.
Of course it was designed to kill stupid people.
I saw my first custom Cybertruck the other day.
It was... Good, I hope it boiled the eyes out of your head.
I still haven't seen a single one of those things in real life.
I saw my first regular Cybertruck on the road this Sunday when I was driving to work.
Cybertruck just, like, flew by me on the highway.
Which is crazy!
Haven't they only sold, like, 40,000 of them?
Like, what is going on?
And aren't like all of them under a recall right now?
Because at any moment the pedal could get stuck and kill you.
Yes!
Just send you directly to an early grave.
Darn.
You're just like, but I even I didn't even hit the kill myself button. I mean autopilot
Oh god Man, Elon Musk would be great if anything he made worked.
Oh yeah.
But it doesn't.
No, not so much.
Not so much.
But it doesn't.
So it's kind of weird that he was the world's richest man for a while.
It's pretty fucking bizarre.
What do you do for a living?
I make shit that doesn't work.
Oh, that's fun.
That's cool.
I wish I had known that that was a career path.
I'm going to go back in time and my fucking middle school teacher's just like, what do you want to do when you grow up?
I'm going to be like, I want to make shit that doesn't work and become a billionaire.
It's going to be sick.
Yup.
Okay, enough of my jabbering.
Let's get to Q's in the News.
From the digital headlines to the digital front lines, it's Q's in the News.
We skipped Arizona.
Ah, then we go to Arizona.
Arizona is in the News this week.
That's how we justify that little mistake we just made.
Oh.
Boom.
Boom.
We nailed it.
Boom.
So now everybody loses.
No, I'm sure Arizona's doing just fine.
Sometimes you get a win.
I think I was away last week.
Did we get a win last week?
I just wasn't here for it.
Yes.
Kind of.
Kind of.
Of course.
Well, Ray of Sunshine Haley here to talk about how great Arizona is.
I may have briefly mentioned some of this last week, but it kind of spiraled.
And he's just been in the news a lot lately because, uh, do you remember the, uh, viral video of people speaking in tongues on the AZ Capitol floor?
That was, uh, the people in that were, it was a church of, uh, state Senator Anthony Kern.
Anthony Kern stormed, uh, well, he was at January 6th and he went past restricted areas.
He didn't actually get into the Capitol as far as, Evidence has shown, but he did go beyond restricted boundaries.
He was also part of the Cyber Ninjas audit right after that and he was a fake elector and one of the people recently indicted under the fake elector scheme.
He is a piece of work.
He's also, he wasn't a cop.
He was like a part of law enforcement.
and he uh it was put on the Brady list during that time which is basically he did something very corrupt that put him on a list of corrupt cops uh so he's a piece of shit um just to say the least uh basically last week I may have briefly mentioned this Arizona actually has like the first non-binary state representative in office.
Their name is Lorena Austin and they hosted a drag story hour in the Capitol basement like room.
And there was no children at this event but and it was basically like the ASU professor who was recently assaulted by Turning Point USA affiliates um and they recently uh pled guilt to that um Because he is also the co-founder of Drag Story Hour Arizona.
So, you know, a person in the community who's, you know, a professor and very influential, invited to the Capitol.
They were doing a fundraiser for Planned Parenthood of Arizona.
So there was some people affiliated with Planned Parenthood there.
And as you can probably understand, this caused some controversy.
Anthony Curran was the first person to highlight the event and basically tagged the House Speaker Ben Thoma and he's also running against him for Congressional Seat 8.
That's Debbie Lesko's seat.
She's stepping down.
So they're running against each other right now and he was like, why are you allowing this basically to happen in the Capitol?
Why are you allowing this drag show to happen?
And a bunch of the Republicans here are kind of characterizing it as like basically they let a quote-unquote like pedophilia that happened and like, you know, they let children be abused in the basement, which is like it was an adults only event.
And also it's just general.
hateful characterization of LGBTQ people, including a person that was recently assaulted due to this rhetoric.
So that's very, you know, cool of the AZGOP.
But about 20 minutes after getting tagged by Anthony Kern, the House Speaker, Ben Toma, revoked the Democrats' privileges for using the House basement, the basement rooms.
So we punished them for hosting this drag story hour.
It was literally just a guy like in a glittery suit painted with kind of a glittery face and like a top hat reading a book to all adults and it's like they got banned for this.
Then Anthony Kern went To further talk shit, um, on the Stu Peters broadcast.
Um.
Did he agree with Stu that the earth is flat?
Um, no, he, they didn't talk flat earth.
They just talked, um, about hating LGBTQ people.
Kern basically said, like, we need to get rid of gay marriage and also not Let, you know, people dress up, quote unquote, in opposite gender.
And stupiders, for people who don't know, basically like...
First of all, he's incredibly anti-Semitic.
His show opener has hidden flashes of the Happy Merchant anti-Semitic imagery and he absolutely hates Jews.
He's called Hitler a hero and the Nazis heroes for the book burnings of Like, you know, LGBTQ literature, transgender research, and he's like, he regularly has neo-Nazis on his show.
He had the Goyim Defense League guy on where he was basically saying, like, Oh, you know, the gas chambers, like he was questioning the existence of the gas chambers because he said there's been so much Hitler around, or there's been so much propaganda around Hitler you don't know if he's actually a terrible person or actually a ruthless murderer or actually a genocider because there's just so much propaganda to denigrate Hitler.
Yeah, we've probably been hoodwinked.
Yeah, he's probably a pretty cool guy, you know?
Yeah, if there's anyone who we need to give a fair shake to, it's probably Hitler.
It's Hitler.
Yeah, I mean, boy, man, I'm like, you know, if there's anyone I want to rethink of in history, Hitler is definitely a guy you need to take a second look at.
Oh, wait, he's a fucking terrible monster.
Well, it sounds like we might all be on the same page.
Do we want to canonize in Hellworld our official policies so we think Hitler is probably pretty... We do not like Hitler.
Everybody raise your hand.
We do not support Hitler on Hellworld.
We think Hitler was misunderstood, possibly, because of propaganda.
Sorry, what?
But yeah, Stu Peters, he's been...
He spoke at Nick Fuentes' last rally.
He is just he's oh he has this very elaborate I mean he basically blames Jewish people for everything that he thinks is bad in the world so he has this elaborate conspiracy that Jewish people created transgender children uh so that that way that these children would be easier like easier to be groomed So that the Jewish people can then drink their blood easier.
So this guy is literally like a...
Nazi.
I cannot... Anthony Kern went on a Nazi broadcast.
Like, that's what we can call it.
He's not the only one that's been on.
Wendy Rogers has been on, obviously.
Paul Gosar, obviously.
Terry Lake.
There goes Nazis!
So, I mean, we're just confirming that our new hero is also a Nazi.
Yeah, and this actually...
So when he did this interview, he actually used the Senate Broadcasting Room to do the interview, and he is now revoked from using the Senate Broadcasting Room.
His boss, Warren Peterson, the Senate leader, took his privileges away because he agreed that it was not a good look.
So rare small punishment for Anthony Kern, and it's kind of great because he just got indicted Uh, for being a fake elector.
So another L for Anthony Kern.
He's having quite the month.
Fuck him.
Um, yeah.
Don't go on Hitler shows.
Yeah.
Man's putting in work.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Everywhere you look, Anthony Kern is just there doing a bad thing.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Um, yeah.
It's just not good all around.
Yep.
Okay, well, thanks for letting us know what's happening in your little home state there of Arizona.
What a place, you know?
And now it's time to say that Hitler was misunderstood and it's time for Q's in the News!
This is the part where the sun goes.
This is the part the sun goes here.
It's where the sun goes.
Okay, there we go.
Yeah, yeah, cool.
The audience just got the sickest cues in the news intro theme that we've ever done before.
Straight from my stupid mouth.
All right.
News topic number one.
Of course, we have to talk about Donald Trump some more.
That was why I was so zesty to segue from our amuse-bouche into cues in the news and forgetting Arizona.
It's because I knew we were just getting two full fucking barrels of Trump, because of course we are.
But this week, actually more than most weeks, talking about Trump is actually kind of cool and funny.
He's been having some, well, a mixed bag, I guess.
Ups and downs in his trial news.
But, you know, some pretty spicy headlines.
Mike, what's going on with our good friend, uh, Heonald Trump, this week?
That's his new name.
So, Heonald Trump, uh, he has had, um, some, uh, you know, We'll get the good news out of the way first, because no one wants to hear good news about fucking Donald Trump.
So fuck that guy.
So basically, Donald Trump got the word that his Georgia election fraud RICO case is probably going to be pushed back until the election because the Georgia Appeals Court has decided they will hear his appeal about him being screwed over by the judge not disqualifying Fannie Willis from the case.
Yeah, so weird that this judge he appointed that's been in his back pocket this whole time has just decided to, once again, just be like, you know what, maybe we don't investigate Trump for a while.
Or maybe we don't get Trump to court.
He's certainly been investigated.
But maybe we don't get him in front of me, a judge, for a while.
Yeah, that is Amy Cannon, who is the judge in the Florida Documents case, who just said, oh yeah, by the way, all the things that I have done have fucked this case up so bad that I'm delaying it indefinitely.
So yeah, and this is totally not my fault.
I totally didn't mean to do this.
In no way, shape, or form is this on me.
But you know, things happen.
Omelet eggs.
Like, things just go wrong.
Well, as frequently happened, I was mistaken.
I didn't know that he got a double dose of good news this week.
What a clown.
Yeah.
Yes.
Very unfortunate.
Very unfortunate.
So, um... Why can't this guy just fucking redirect it already?
I mean...
I'm not even kidding.
One of my friends that's like, doesn't listen to the podcast or anything was asked me if I was going to go to the funeral when Trump eventually dies.
And I was like, Oh my God, I talk about this almost every week, how this is something that I absolutely have to do with a couple of my other friends is that we're going to go to whatever happens when Trump dies, whatever parade slash grieving ceremony.
slash whatever happens.
And they want to join.
So we're just going to party down to Trump's body whenever he croaks.
I will say for the record, listeners in Florida, not even the death of Donald
Trump will get me to go to your state.
So that would have to be a New York affair.
You've never been?
Oh, no, I've been to Florida plenty of times.
When I was a kid, I lived pretty close to Florida, so we would drive into Florida.
It was just a few hours.
And, uh, yeah.
No, God, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, I can't see myself ever doing that again.
I mean, I think the only thing that would get me to go down there, and this sounds dumb, but it's like exactly up my dork street.
Like, if I had the disposable income to have a laissez-faire, don't-have-to-worry-about-the-bank-account adult Disney trip, that's the only thing I would want to go down and do.
I just want to go get drunk in Disney at the age of like 40-something.
And then, with a bunch of my friends, just be like, ah!
Look at this cool castle!
Look at this thing.
Look at this sword in the stone.
It's goofy.
Somebody take a picture of Goofy.
And just do that for like four days.
It'll be pretty fun.
No kids though.
I hate children.
Bah humbug.
Anyway, sorry.
Good news for Donald Trump is bad news for us.
We all hate it.
Anyway, let's get to the bad news for Donald Trump, which is the good news for us.
Yes.
So the good news is that our boy Donald Trump, in the one court case he couldn't stop from happening, he has been actually forced into the courtroom about the hush money slash election interference campaign.
And, um, in this situation, uh, the big testimony that everyone was talking about was Stormy Daniels, who testified that she did in fact, uh, have sex with Donald Trump and, uh, was compensated for this.
And this was, um, the kind of horrifying testimony.
It made it really clear that this was not a very good situation.
Stormy wasn't a very big fan of what was going on.
And.
The thing was, is that this testimony was pretty disparaging and damaging towards Trump because it really painted him in an unflattering light.
And after it was all played out, the defense was like, we call for a mistrial because this was so hot.
And spicy and vicious.
And the judge looked at them and was like, yo, idiots, you didn't object to any of it.
I even at one point stepped in and objected as the judge, which means you don't get the right to call for a mistrial when you don't object to the testimony in question.
So learn how to lawyer, dum-dums.
So that was, uh, super deluxe awesome.
And the other thing that people brought up was the fact that, um, the Trump defense from the jump was arguing, look, Trump and Stormy never had sex.
This is all bullshit.
So, uh, you can go pound stand on that.
They were the ones who opened the door to the fact that Daniels had to testify as to what happened between herself and, uh, Trump.
So, like, they were why she was on the stand in the first place.
They were why her testimony got the way it did, because they weren't objecting to it.
And then after that, they tried their Hail Mary.
Can we please have a mistrial, sir?
And the judge was like, no, no, you may not, you idiots.
So, uh, congratulations, Trump defense team.
You have no idea what you're doing.
It's, uh, really bad.
If only his penis was all mangled and deformed, like Elon Musk's.
Then she could very easily just do the Chappelle Show bit thing and just be like, I could describe his penis.
You know?
Like, the penis lineup.
Like, if he had such a visually distinct penis, like Elon Musk's truly horrifying deformed penis that looks like a hydra made out of snot, but also somehow smaller than that, you know, like, that would be a truly, truly a thing.
I mean, she could just easily just be like, I'll prove it right now.
I'd be like, dude, it's got like some festering boils on it, like weird ingrown hair.
It's about the size of a thumb.
Yeah.
So on top of that, one of Trump's minions also testified.
And ye olde legal experts they saw said that this was really bad for Trump as well, because Not even during the examination by the prosecutor, but when he was being questioned by the defense, it was under defense questioning that this guy announced that the money that was being given to Michael Cohen to pay out Stormy Daniels was known as a reimbursement.
And this is something that was the Trump defense's argument the whole time was that we didn't know he was paying off this porn star.
We don't know what you're talking about.
We were paying Michael Cohen exclusively for legal fees, totally above board and totally valid.
And it was the prosecution that was arguing these payments to Michael Cohen were a reimbursement.
For him cutting checks to Stormy Daniels to cover up the whole banging a porn star while your wife has just given birth and that's a bad look in the dying moments of the 2016 presidential campaign.
So the fact that the Trump defense team didn't know not to step on that particular rake on top of everything else they did just 10 out of 10 stars.
Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of idiots.
Just MVP.
Just absolutely MVP.
Truly the greatest.
And we also got the judge yelling at Trump for swearing.
Well, I guess yelling at Trump's attorneys to just be like, tell your fucking client to stop swearing.
I can hear him swearing.
He's muttering swears under his breath like an old curmudgeon.
When he's not asleep, he's muttering swears and I'm tired of hearing it.
You tell him to stop swearing.
Yeah, and we have once again reached the glorious moment where the judge is once again saying, Yo, Trump, I might throw you in jail.
And QAnon is just like, Do it!
Do it!
Throw Trump in jail!
He'll win 50 states in a landslide.
Oh, please throw our God Emperor in jail.
Just like last time.
Red California!
Trump!
Yes!
So, yeah, they are obsessed with the idea that Trump wants to go to jail because he knows it will goose his poll numbers.
That is not how this works.
So it's very funny.
But yeah, that's what we got.
We got people.
I just love the idea because like, Trump is just such a like, slovenly, disheveled, ruined husk of an old dude who probably has like crippling ADHD from all the Adderall that melted his brain.
So it's like, That guy could not possibly spend like 20 hours a day in a prison cell.
It would just break him.
And the idea that he would spend a day much... He can be thrown in jail for a month if it came down to it.
The judge could put him in jail for a month, which...
Would, in my eyes, probably be a death sentence.
So, I mean, I truly do not think that Trump wants to go to jail, and I don't think that his team would want him to go to jail, because I don't think he could handle it.
So, be careful what you're hoping for, QAnon, because I don't know that the God Emperor is up to it.
I actually saw, I think it was Jesse Waters on Fox News, was like, yeah, they sent Trump to jail, he's gonna come out with a prison bond.
Trump's just gonna get swole in this month in prison.
Just gonna watch his carbs and do nothing but lift.
Just get all jacked up.
Yeah, I feel like it would probably be closer to a BBL Drizzy situation if you catch my drift.
A little boyfriend-boyfriend action.
That's just the unfortunate reality of prison, and I don't like it.
I did crack a joke about it, but it does suck.
We should try to do something about that as a country, but we never will, because America, you know?
Yes.
And Trump's not the person to fix it, you know?
And I don't think Sleepy Joe is either.
I need a third goddamn option, Mike!
Stop thinking about voting RFK.
That guy seems like he's got a pretty good brain on his shoulders.
Yeah, so our boy RFK Jr.
is living his best life.
And as a result of living his best life, he has just given some interviews where he has stated that there is a dead worm inside of his brain that has eaten chunks of his brain and given him brain damage.
So, uh, I don't know that we've been explained as to how the worm got into his brain and why it, uh, ate his brain, but this is where we're at.
I feel like this would have been like a, like a much more monumental fucking unforced error.
If that lady hadn't admitted to killing her puppy like a week ago.
If we weren't within 10 days of that lady killing her puppy, or admitting to killing her puppy, I feel like this would be a bigger deal.
Hard to imagine something that shakes the confidence of somebody in a leadership capacity than being Oh, don't worry, the brain worm I had, it is dead.
It's there in the cavity left behind by the brain that it ate, you know?
Where there was brain, now it is a tomb for a brain worm that is in my skull still.
Okay, cool, so no president for you.
What were you even doing here to begin with?
Oh yeah, yeah.
The Brain Worms story was the culmination of a great week for RFK Jr., because he posted a 30-minute interview video thing that was on Twitter, and Kevin Spacey was like, hey everybody, check this thing out!
RFK Jr.
looking good!
Because when I think of people I want endorsing my presidential campaign, Kevin Spacey, like boom, jumps right to the top of the list.
That guy's got no stink on him.
No one would want to run screaming from Kevin Spacey.
Everyone wants to get with Kevin Spacey.
Truly the greatest.
Well, I'm sure RFK was smart enough to be like, I disavow any endorsement that may have come from this guy because he is a predator.
And if he didn't do that, it is because he has brain damage, Mike, and you are not allowed to criticize his actions because a worm has eaten part of his brain.
Presidency, please!
This is the worst thing to happen to a Kennedy's brain.
In a while.
Ever!
Ever.
Oh God, there's no documentation of anything else happening to a Kennedy.
At least that magic bullet fucked off.
It didn't stick around, you know?
Yes!
Oh, God.
Yeah.
So... Also, I guess if any of our listeners were on the fence about RFK, you know, we got it.
He could bench press some amount of weight that was pretty impressive for a man of his age, especially because he was unassisted by steroids, totally.
Yeah, absolutely.
The one thing I will say about all of this is that, yo, Midas Touch, and yo, Ron Filippisky, the guy that steals material from people, you fucking clown.
You, Lincoln Project, all the rest of you, you need to start signal boosting RFK Jr.
Because the only person he's going to take votes away from is Trump, if people get to know him.
So let's do that.
Let's actually do that.
Let's signal boost RFK Jr.
That's the dream.
So I am going to, for the audience, because our soundboard broke, I'm going to edit this in post-production, I had Frosty create an RFK Jr.
ad for the podcast.
So we are officially endorsing RFK Jr.
as part of the podcast.
Spoiler alert, we're not actually doing that, but we are running our first ad for the RFK Jr.
2024 campaign.
We're not totally trying to rat fuck Trump.
We totally sincerely mean this.
We love our brainworm-eaten candidate for president.
He's the best.
I don't make endorsements, but I am endorsing the worm.
That should be his vice presidential candidate!
That should be his name.
R.F.K.
Jr.
Slash worm. 2020. The Deep State wants you to choose between Moderna Dawn. Operation warp speed. And Pfizer joke.
Go get vaccinated.
Now!
The truth is pure-blooded, unvaccinated Americans do have a better choice.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
has stood against the corrupt pharmaceutical industry and rejected their dangerous vaccines.
As President, he would reject vaccine mandates and fight for our freedom.
Vote RFK Jr.
for President.
You know what?
RFK's the right guy for me.
Finally, a third party candidate I can get behind.
What's his policy?
Who knows?
Brain worm cavity.
is the right guy for me. Finally, a third party candidate I can get behind. What's his policy?
Who knows? Brainworm cavity. That's all I care about.
All right, speaking of holes, Mike, there's a hole in me that can only be filled with this
in a mailbag.
I need it.
I crave it.
Our listeners got questions, we got answers.
It's time for Q and A. Spencer Watson asks hilariously, why are progressives so comfortable with the idea that RFK Jr.
hurts Trump's vote totals more than Biden's?
Is it possible for RFK Jr.
to decide in October that a Trump presidency would be better for him personally than a Biden presidency, and then quit his campaign and endorse Trump?
What fucking liberals do you know, hypothetical listener?
I mean, I know this is an actual listener question, so I didn't mean to come in that hot, but what liberals do you know that would possibly ever vote for RFK?
I know like one guy, and he's very confused.
But besides that, it's like, you know, I'm pretty confident that he's trying to take from Republicans when I go to the Turning Point conference and see him with a booth there.
I mean, he's always been giving, like, tremendous midlife crisis.
So when I, like, shirtless, steroids, midlife crisis guy, lifting weights in, like, Venice Beach, and I'm looking into a camera and just being like, I'm gonna be president!
I'm just like, cool.
This guy is not liberal.
Like, this guy, like, this is not, like, a liberal person would have somebody in their circle that would just be like, this looks real dumb.
It's bad.
The people that vote for RFK are weirdos and fall on a vast array of political belief that is confusing.
I guess every once in a while I do find myself genuinely astonished that my read on a situation doesn't align with all of You know, because I, you know, obviously, like, I am the character of, like, I'm, I'm liberal, I'm the, the L stands for liberal, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, like, I'm a hard-edged progressive motherfucker, kick your door, trans rights, like, all that shit, but it's just, like, every once in a while, I am astonished that, like, I have a read on a situation, I'm just like, obviously, this guy is a fucking conservative idiot, who can be tricked by this?
And then I find out that people can be tricked by it.
I don't know, is it because he, just because he's a Kennedy?
And because a thousand years ago, another person named Kennedy was a Democrat?
Is that really all it takes?
That is, to me, what the Super Bowl ad was.
But that's the thing.
That's literally all his campaign could be to appeal to liberals.
Because the moment he starts talking, within five seconds of him talking, he's going to start screaming about vaccines and the COVID death jab and all this shit.
And now you're literally just stealing from Trump's base.
And to what the question said, what if he drops out and endorses Trump?
Well, then you're just going to get those people that were already in this camp who were like, oh, they fucking got to him, fucking Deep State, fucking told RFK to drop so that they could get Trump in there because Trump, like, approved the COVID death jab and blah, blah, blah.
So I just... It's hard to imagine an appreciable number of people that are going to get motivated slash fired up to go to the polls for RFK.
But then, if he drops out and endorses Trump, they're just like, well, I'm equally as fired up because you're saying Trump is the guy.
Like, I don't know.
If you're buying what RFK is selling, I feel like that's, he's the only guy you want.
And if he dropped out, you would just not vote.
Yeah.
But, but again, like when, when I look at RFK, I see Steve Austin from 30 Rock, not Stone Cold Steve Austin or the Million Dollar Man.
The one from 30 Rock.
And the Steve Austin from 30 Rock, like, is the same sort of, like, he just, like, he's got that fucking crazy, like, wild, like, old, like, I don't know.
I could, I could never be tricked.
I could never imagine a world where me or any of my liberal friends could be tricked into voting for an RFK Jr.
But yeah, this is because I'm in a liberal country, you know?
I do acknowledge that that might be the reason.
There's like a very, very rare occasional liberal that you'll run into that is anti-vax for weird, crunchy reasons, but it's not a significant enough portion of people to sway anything.
It's the whole, the whole RFK thing is like this Steve Bannon backed fucking shit.
Like I think if you're kind of politically in tuned, you kind of get what's going on, but you might get that rare weirdo kind of out of the box liberal or libertarian or person doing maybe a protest vote that votes for RFK.
But that's kind of, that's, It's kind of, I think... I mean, I saw his booth at AmericaFest, which is a fascist con.
If RFK Jr.
somehow managed to spoil more for Democrats than he did for Republicans, then the Democrats have a problem.
I would be shocked.
Like, if somebody like RFK would go out there and just be like, of course I'm a different guy, and people would be like, yeah, fuck Joe Biden, I'd rather vote for this guy.
That's rough, dude.
That's pretty bad.
And like, we all know that it's not great, but that would signify a new level of not great.
Like, that would be like, oh, it's not great, and you people are easily tricked.
Yeah.
Like, that would be how you get another Trump, you know?
Like, I guess.
Yeah.
Saki McSuckpuppet asks, polls are showing Arizona slipping away.
Is it a lost cause?
Like slipping away how?
Politically or just in general?
Like slipping away?
Like Trump and Lake are going to win in Arizona.
Carrie Lake is not going to win by any shot in the world.
You can go ahead and bet me on that one.
She's completely burned her bridge on the Republican side, especially with that secret
recording shit.
And she also recently just has been flip-flopping constantly in every interview that she gives
about abortion that she's also been just fully kind of like, you are a plant by the Democrats
by the fellow Republicans.
So Lake is good.
There's another thing that will also significantly bring out the voters in Arizona, which is
the Arizona for Abortion Access ballot measure.
This is going to bring out a lot of people to vote, people who have never voted before.
Um, and yeah, it just, I, that's in general, just kind of good for Biden, in my opinion, because you know, more people voting, especially for something pro-abortion.
Right.
This is something that I don't think a lot of people really are giving credit to.
I remember in 2004, after Bush beat Kerry in one re-election, we had all these people talking about how savvy and smart the Republicans were to get these anti-gay marriage constitutional amendments or ballot questions on the ballot to bring the evangelicals out to vote down gay marriage.
And then while they were there, they'd vote for W on top.
And there's so many abortion access questions that are going to be on the ballot in November and no one's talking about that.
No one's talking about the fact that Since the Dobbs decision, Democrats have been outperforming the polling across the board.
Everywhere.
Minimum 5 points.
If the Democrat was supposed to win by 5, they win by 10.
If they were supposed to lose by 2, they win by 3.
The polls, for some reason, have not been able to pick up this post-Dobbs abortion effect.
So, and every special election, everything that happens, the Democrats just do better.
And our media refuses to acknowledge this for some reason, mostly because I think they want to keep Trump in the game and they want to make sure they don't anger their angry Republican listeners.
But I...
I just have more optimism about this election than most people, I think, based on that and also based on the fact that, again, I just think that Donald Trump is incredibly unhealthy and incredibly senile, and the more people look at him now, That when people think of Trump as being the 2016 Donald Trump, who was like fucking like on the debate stage, cutting up Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio and just fucking dunking on people and just being like fucking the alpha big swinging dick.
He's like not that guy anymore.
Like he's just literally like reading off the teleprompter and the teleprompter breaks.
He's just like, Oh no, the teleprompter went down.
Y'all want to hear a story about the time I went down to let you know, like first time I was in Florida and then I went and saw and it's just like, it's, it's just grandpa.
He's just literally just barely lucid grandpa just talking about things.
Like every time he does one of these out of court appearances, he's just like, he was, he just, he literally just said, uh, like this judge is a conflict.
That was an actual thing he just like just said, this judge is a conflict and it's terrible.
And it's like, if anyone else was running for president and said those words, people would just be like, what the fuck are you on about?
But Trump is just allowed to not English good.
And we just all.
Like just rearrange his words for him and make it, make it fit.
We all make Donnie sound better than he really sounds.
Cause he sounds like an absolute idiot.
And I just think that like that Republican National Convention speech, cause the dude in his last two exception speeches for the RNC, he talked for over an hour both times.
The dude is like, yo, give me a really long fucking speech.
I want to go out there and talk for forever.
So it's just like, God, I can't imagine that guy talking for an hour and it just not being like, literally, the SNL cold open that week is like pre-written for them.
It's just like, whatever Trump talks about, he's going to talk about it very poorly.
It's going to be great.
So, uh, yeah.
Also, just to further answer the question and give it fair game on both sides, um, Two more things as far as, like, is Trump gonna, like, slip away in Arizona.
Arizona has more independent voters than Democrats and Republicans and, you know, It's it's newly it's turning blue it's it's purple and there is still a big like McCain faction here that like you know some of the more people who may have voted Republican once are kind of more comfortable voting for Biden because he is a right-wing Democrat you know he's a right he's a he's
You know, whatever.
But there's also, there was this kind of funny phenomenon during the 2020 election where, and it caused a lot of conspiracies on the right, where yeah, a lot of people like voted down ballot and then sat out the presidential election, it was like a protest vote
basically on both sides.
Like a lot of people in Arizona chose not to vote for the president, which like caused conspiracies,
you know, in itself. But it's like, that's just kind of the politics of Arizona is just like,
we got opinions on you.
We're not going to vote for you.
You know, it's like Kyrsten Sinema being a Democrat didn't mean anything.
She's, or at the time for a while, didn't mean anything.
Like she wasn't loved here by fellow Democrats and would not have won her seat probably.
So yeah, we're a mixed bag in Arizona.
So I don't know about slipping away, but I, and I, I do think a lot of people are going to turn out to vote in Arizona this election.
Long answer.
So thank you for the question.
Mebad asks, okay, so there's this time traveling baby Q, Trump's uncle with the Tesla technology and the quantum computer that the Q team has.
Any of those time travelers mentioned Trump being on trial slash jail?
The QAnon excuse for all of this happening to Trump is that Q talked about the first arrest being this pivotal moment in world history where the first person to be indicted will basically set a set of dominoes that will topple and that this will lead to all kinds of big payoffs.
And then once it became really obvious that Trump was going to get indicted, people were like, wait a minute, what if Trump was the first arrest?
And like his arrest is what triggers the Great Awakening.
It's a Q-drop that was so powerful, Q rewrote it twice.
So it's Q-drop 3716 and 3717.
And it reads, First indictment parentheses unseal will trigger mass pop awakening.
First arrest will verify action and confirm future direction.
They will fight, but you are ready.
Marker parentheses 9 Q.
So people were just like, oh shit.
And then Trump got indicted repeatedly for all of his crimes and the Great Awakening didn't happen.
So recently I saw like someone post, what if Jack Smith is the first arrest for his fraudulent charges against Trump?
That'll wake up the normies.
So after picking Trump being the first arrest for like six months, they've already moved on to a newer, more exciting first arrest.
But that's their attempt to justify that Q foresaw that Trump would be indicted, and thus his indictment is part of the prophecy.
Exactly as we all foretold.
Because of all the people for the first address debate, this is the one we knew it was going to be.
Right, exactly.
It's always the one you most expect.
That guy.
Whose name I can't even remember even though you just said it.
Yes.
Because it's Jack Smith.
It's super fucking boring.
And finally, our horizon to horizon, nothing but mistakes.
Your name is very long.
Yep.
Shrug emoji on top of that.
Here's something for you.
Did you see War Clandestine made the new Annie Applebaum piece in The Atlantic about the Russian propaganda about Ukrainian biolabs?
Yes, I did see that.
She Annie Applebaum wrote an article for The Atlantic, and she talked about how Chinese and Russian propaganda has been a problem in our country for a while.
And a little throwaway line brought up the fact that our buddy, the guy that I've made fun of repeatedly, Uh, brought up the Ukrainian bio labs.
She mentioned him in like a sentence or two.
He responded with a series of angry tweets, uh, screaming that the bio labs in Ukraine are real.
And how dare you claim they're not?
And if you don't, I don't get a retraction.
I'm going to come for you and argle bargle.
He literally did the drill tweet of, uh, and another thing, I am not mad.
Please do not print in the newspaper that I got mad.
So, uh, our, our boy, uh, clandestine was the most not mad person in the history of not mad people.
Cause he got a shout out in an article about misinformation.
Uh, yeah.
So he, uh, he stamped his little feet and he threw his little fit and it was, uh, it was enjoyable.
It's always, it's always lovely to see these people get called out for their bullshit.
And they're like, no, how dare you?
My rock solid intelligence information about the Ukrainian bio labs is true.
I'm not on Putin's payroll.
How dare you?
And, uh, all I can say is that if you're not on Putin's payroll, buddy, you should be because, uh, no one should be working that hard for Vladimir Putin without getting a few ripples.
So, uh, God bless you.
And I hope you are getting paid for being the biggest Vladimir Putin shill in QAnon.
And that takes work, because they all love Vladimir Putin.
They all love him so very much.
Well, that reminds me, we completely forgot about the fake MBS assassination.
That didn't happen, but QAnon was all freaked out about it.
Haley, did you see that this week?
No, I did not.
I did not hear about any of that.
Oh, it was like a 12 hour thing where they're like, uh, MBS assassination
attempt, like, you know, they had all this like sketchy footage of like a
motorcade driving somewhere and everyone was like, oh shit, like the team say
tried to kill the Saudi King, like what the shit.
And it was all from like blue check marks that had like 200 followers.
It was total bullshit.
There was nothing to it.
Everyone was up in arms about it for a few moments.
It was the new hotness for half a day before people were like, oh wait, no.
No one actually did try to kill the Saudi royal prince.
That was not a thing that happened.
Very cool.
Good to see that QAnon still got it.
Yes, they managed to generate maybe 12 hours of controversy.
And it wasn't even like really them.
It was like, again, it was like a bunch of fucking blue checks that no one ever heard of.
It was more Twitter.
It was just literally Elon's bot networks on Twitter were trying to like push the fake story that MBS had been assassinated or attempted to be assassinated.
It's great.
My porn and biobots are getting more and more graphic by the week.
Um they used to just be like nudes and bio and then last week I got I think I or two weeks ago I sent you guys like a photo an image that was posted of mine.
Other day I saw one that was straight up fucking in the ass and I was I'm I know this is a whole world after dark but we're talking Twitter and I was just like that I haven't even had coffee this seems like a lot.
That's pretty intense.
But honestly, dude, my DMs have been hella dry.
Maybe I could go for some aggressive tweeting.
And also, BlueSky is just so boring.
Like the other day, I was just like, should I reverse the statement I made and then leave BlueSky and just reactivate my Twitter account?
BlueSky!
Like, I like that you're Nazi-free, but holler at me when you're excited.
Because like, I don't care how Nazi-free you are if you're fucking boring.
I'd rather just not be on social media.
Anyway.
Yeah what Haley just said was basically what happened to me where I was scrolling someone's replies and there was just a video of just like full-on cowgirl just chick riding a dude and I was just like whoa this Like, again, usually the porn is like tits and bio, or it's a photo of a naked lady.
Nope!
This is just a video of straight up sex.
Jesus, dude.
Twitter's the wild west now.
It is.
It's like, you can't open that shit in front of grandma anymore.
There used to be a time when grandma would want to send me pictures of her boobs directly to my phone, but now I have to get it on Twitter.
Nobody sends me shit anymore, so it's time to go to Twitter and kick grandma.
Like, I used to scroll in line, you know?
You're in line for a minute at the grocery store.
It's like, okay, I'll just open Twitter because I'm stuck here.
And it's like, now someone's going to see me looking at, like, ass-fucking, and think I'm some perv.
Yeah, and you're going to lock eyes with them, but they're just going to give you one of those, noice, and you're going to be like, oh god, this lying encounter has become untenable.
I need to get away from here right now.
This person's into it.
That's way worse than being disgusted.
And I'll probably be buying cucumbers at the time and they'll give me a wink and I'll be like, it's not, I'm not, I'm just hungry.
It's like a funny bit where the cashier's looking at that and the cashier's reading through your cucumber, jelly, ointment, and you're just like, uh.
It's a weird grocery list.
The whole tarp!
And they give you the eyebrow.
Huh?
An even bigger cucumber?
What the fuck?
It's like one of those really long English cucumbers, you know?
Or the Persian ones, you know?
They're like skinny, but like long as hell.
At the end of it, of course, you know, for the button, you'd be like, oh, and a live magazine.
And just throw it in like an impulse buy.
So besides cucumbers, what are you guys looking forward to?
Literally never cucumbers because they are disgusting until they become pickles.
I am looking forward to the finale of X-Men 97, which is coming next week.
That show has been uneven pace and wise, but more than making up for it in the fan service department.
I love it.
I love the X-Men.
I'm a goober.
I like what I like.
Give me more X-Men.
I love the X-Men.
What are you looking forward to, Hayley?
Probably spending some more time with this fucking stress relief ball.
She's been waving it in front of the camera the whole time.
I just needed something to do with my hands because I don't want to mess with my microphone whatsoever because it's a little bit finicky right now.
So I decided to play with the stress ball so I just keep my hands away from the microphone.
Um but I'm looking forward to I'm gonna go have some dinner here in a minute with the homie and uh it's like an oyster place.
I've never had oysters but uh I'm sure there's other stuff on the menu who knows maybe I'll have an oyster.
It's kind of hot right now in Arizona for an oyster.
I feel like seafood in Arizona once it gets to a certain degree is a little bit uh dangerous territory but who knows who knows what the night has ahead.
Okay, well, yuck.
I'm not an oyster fan particularly, but the idea of like a hot Arizona oyster- I'm not gonna- I'm saying I probably wouldn't have- I'm sure they put it on ice to keep it cool.
I hear tell they're aphrodisiacs, you know, so that's- nothing makes me want to fuck more than a warm, a warm desert oyster.
Like, I stopped eating ceviche after a certain- Months in Arizona based like once the weather gets a little too hot.
I'm like no more ceviche Because I don't trust I don't trust it.
I don't I it goes in a fridge technically It's just it makes me nervous because it's so warm.
It's like out for even a minute.
It's just gonna get hot Somebody who doesn't live in a region where ceviche is just like that Like, omnipresent?
That was an incredibly bougie-sounding thing you just said.
Really?
I know it's not, to you, probably not bougie at all.
But to me, it's just the idea that it's just like, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, That's funny if it's so not that here, but or maybe I mean, it is that some places it's like you go to a fancy restaurant that's like high end Mexican food fusion.
And it's like you'll pay for this for some fucking expensive ceviche in like a margarita glass.
But for the most part, it's just like that was just like an easy thing to make for a big family event.
Nice.
Yeah.
Culture cultures are different everywhere.
It's mad weird.
Instead of ceviche, we have like Sub shops, where you can just go to get a greasy but delicious steak and cheese sub that's very good.
Yum!
You just have like a dozen of those in every town.
What are you looking forward to, Mike?
Well, enjoying my vacation and playing a lot of Hades 2 Early Access, because the actual Early Access for Hades 2 dropped, and it's been great.
Hades was an incredible game.
Hades 2 is totally killing it.
It's so well designed.
Hades 4 was a great game.
Hades 2 is the same game, but 2.
It's not, but it's of the genre.
It's good.
I really enjoy it.
So I'm a big fan.
You would know better than I would, but I haven't played it yet.
I intend on playing it when it becomes full release because there's no way I wouldn't play the sequel to Hades.
But I will say that every gameplay clip I've seen of it just makes it look like Hades.
But again, It's Hades again!
Which is fine.
I'm totally down for more Hades, but I'm not trying to... I'm not going to give them flowers they don't deserve and say they're reinventing the wheel for the first time ever.
They're making a sequel, so they're running it back.
And I'm here for it because God, Hades was good.
So good.
Yes.
So Haley, start playing Hades.
Okay, I do actually have it.
It's just I haven't played it.
It's cool.
I'll hold your hand.
I'll get you through the start of the game.
No hand-holding.
I'm gonna do what my daddy did.
I'm gonna watch you thrash around in the deep end of the pool.
No!
I'll just be like, go on, you can swim.
You got it inside of you.
you go on. Anyway, that's going to do it for us for this week.
Thank you so much for listening.
It's time for us to fuck out of Hellworld.
This week I am thinking jet boots because they're cool and fashionable.
So we're going to jet boot our ways out of Hellworld for the week.
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because we love RFK, and specifically the worm.
Lisano Gayib!
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My Blue Sky is very boring.
I'm not very active on there.
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