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Dec. 28, 2023 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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Adventures in HellwQrld Episode #10: Trump XMas Meltdown

This week we cover Rudy going broke, JStew loses his first lawsuit, and Trump gets some sorta good news in Michigan and freaks out on Truth Social. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Adventures in Hellworld podcast talks in depth about QAnon, which means we have to talk about all kinds of child abuse and violence against people.
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Hello, everybody.
I am Mike Rains, a.k.a.
Poker and Politics, and welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
This week, I am joined, as always, by Haley, a.k.a.
Arizona Right Watch.
Ho ho ho, everybody.
It's the third day of Christmas.
I hear that's a thing.
The 12 days of Christmas?
Today's the third of it.
Three French hens.
Merry Christmas, everybody.
Oh, man, I thought it was the fifth day.
We get five golden rings.
Those are awesome.
It's perfectly one hen for each of us, which is great.
That is true.
And I'm also joined by the mysterious El.
Weh, weh, weh, my beautiful babies, and a happy almost New Year for me.
Baby New Year.
Weh, weh, weh.
Baby New Year.
Get it?
Weh, weh.
He doesn't really have a theme or anything.
He's just like, I'm a baby because the year just got born.
Get it?
It's like, boo, that's lazy.
Yes.
Speaking of their Christmas carol, I feel like this year, more than in years previously, it started to make the rounds that the fucking Days of Christmas song.
It's all birds.
It's all birds all the way down.
And I think by the end... Wow, it's so interesting you said that because I was noting that last night when I was going through the song.
I'm like, a bird guy clearly wrote this.
And then he gets horny at the end when he starts with the Maids of Millicent and the Lady Stanton.
No, those are also birds.
Yeah, there was like a TikTok or whatever that was making the rounds that breaks it down.
Those are all nicknames for types of birds that are in Europe.
Really?
The only part of that that is not a bird apparently is the tree that the final bird and presumably all the rest of the birds stay in.
I'm gonna need you to send me that TikTok.
Yeah, I'll see if I can track it down.
I mean, you know, there's a chance that it could be lies, but I think it would be kind of weird if only half of the song was about birds.
If it was just like, okay, now that you've got 30 birds under your belt, time to get to the real shit.
Here's five rings.
I was just like, what a weird number of rings, or whatever.
You know, I can't really keep them all together.
It is five gold rings, right?
It is.
I was just like, what a bizarre number.
I guess it's one for each ring, for each, like, On a hand, but usually people don't wear thumb rings.
So I was just confused by it.
So it actually, to me, makes a little more sense if it, just like the rest of the song, it's just like, hey, I love you a lot.
So I'm going to fucking, you have no idea how many birds I'm going to provide for you.
You're going to have so many birds that, you know, some people would say there's too many birds, not us.
We said it was a great amount of birds.
I think it's the perfect amount of birds.
We have the tremendous amount of birds.
This big, strong man looking at me, creeping at the birds I was giving him.
The best birds.
Other people for Christmas, just one bird.
Jews, nine birds.
Not us.
Us, 120 birds.
So many birds.
Yeah, that blew my mind.
If it's true.
It's like one of those big if true things.
And if it is true, how do we not know?
How do more people not know?
Yeah, because I was in the Wikipedia pretty hard last night, and I didn't see this at all.
The drummer's drumming, it said was drummer's drumming, but maybe this person's just bird-pilled.
Well, I don't know.
I mean, we could take to the internet to discover this at some point.
I don't trust them.
About birds.
I want to believe it.
Anyway, we'll do more research on this and get back to the audience, because if I do the research right now, it's just going to bore everyone to fucking tears.
So let's not bore the audience to tears, and instead I guess we can get into our amuse-bouche.
It's time for a light sampling of insanity.
Get ready for the amuse-bouche.
Okay.
Uh, so yeah, this week, J-Stew, back at it, I guess?
I don't know.
Mike's, like, note for this one was just, J-Stew is a moron, which is just, like, I don't know.
Yeah, this is all you, buddy.
I think it would have to be moron plus, at least, to make it into the boosh, and then moron double plus to get into the news.
So, Mike, what's going on with J-Stew?
Has he evolved?
Has he gone even further beyond?
He really has.
Our boy Jay Stu has decided to lose his first defamation lawsuit, this one to Kash Patel of all fucking people, because he refused to acknowledge it.
He refused to participate in it.
He basically did a speedrun for the Alex Jones bullshit with the Sandy Hook families, and he already has been hit with a default judgment in the Kash Patel defamation lawsuit.
So, congratulations, you giant moron.
You are now going to owe Kash Patel some number of monies, which is a bad thing, because Kash Patel fucking sucks and is awful.
And this is obviously setting up also for him to lose probably by default to Michael Flynn, which would also be disgraceful because fuck Michael Flynn!
Jay Stew funding fascists harder than anyone.
Piece of shit.
What a what a twist.
Yeah, what a twist.
Yeah, and what the thing that's really galling about this shit
is that he has a GoFundMe where he's like, I need your money
to fight these lawsuits and I'm going to counter sue all these
pieces of shit and I'm going to hit him with everything I got
and you got to give me these piles of money and he's gotten like high five figures.
I think he's got like $75,000 worth of money from people to help him handle his legal defense.
And his legal defense is to lose by default judgment because he won't fucking show up.
So it's like, what are you doing with that money, you prick?
I mean, it's like unbelievable.
You know, all this time I've been thinking of Jay Stu the wrong way.
All this time I've been thinking of Jay Stu as somebody that I should hate because he sucks.
When, in reality, I should be looking up to him as somebody who proves that you can technically at least pretend to be on the right side of the fence and still sell out, baby!
There are rubes out there that you could get right into your rube nets and just shuck them for all the money they're worth.
Yep, his GoFundMe Stop Mike Flynn fight for- Are you eating pistachios right now?
Are you eating pistachios while we're recording, my friends?
No.
No, I'm not.
I have one Lifesaver in my mouth right now.
It's apparently crippling me.
You're getting called over to pistachios, my friends!
He's lying, listeners.
He's just stuffing pistachios in his mouth.
He's secretly grubbing out pistachios.
I'm secretly doing bird research.
What a bunch of professional dickheads we are.
But yeah.
And we have the audacity to criticize Chase too.
No, no, no.
Listeners, if one of you has paid for his GoFundMe, first of all, fuck you.
I'm gonna say it.
And second of all, your money is going directly for him to lose and then pay out to a bunch of fascist fucks who are destroying this world.
So maybe you should think about your decisions a little bit.
That's all I gotta say.
Let's not be too hasty.
That hypothetical listener has disposable income that they are willing to burn on content producers.
So let's say that, you know, in the interest of fairness, they should give both of us money.
In a perfect world, they would stop giving Jason money and give us money because ours would just be going to like pizza, you know, maybe some new comfy socks or whatever and not fascism.
At least not yet.
I don't know.
It depends on how good of a sock they make.
Oh, I'm sorry for being harsh about the person that harasses legitimate researchers and says awful anti-Semitic shit.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
Hell yeah!
You're only supposed to be mad at those people if they're ultra-rich billionaires or, like, poor.
The people in the middle are people... No, he's a grifter.
He's a grifter.
...who you might be able to milk for money.
Yeah.
On his GoFundMe, 25 days ago, he got $10,000 from an anonymous source.
Holy shit, really?
Then Mika Brown gave him $3,000 in two separate donations.
Excuse me?
Yeah, I don't know who Mika Brown is, but they coughed up a grand and then two grand.
And then just the piles of $1,000 donations from Anonymous and then a $4,700 donation from Anonymous 14 days ago.
Nice.
Yeah, he's just getting piles of money from people to fight Michael Flynn.
And by fight Michael Flynn, I mean hand Michael Flynn a check for X amount of dollars because he's going to lose a default judgment against him in this lawsuit, which is And Jay has stated that he is still on the warpath and he's still going to fight the good fight.
And by that I mean he's attacking Mike Rothschild and Dapper Gander.
He went at Dapper Gander on a poster and was like, this Dapper Gander person has never done any actual research into QAnon.
Harumph!
And it's like, fuck you, buddy.
Dapper's the best.
You absolute piece of shit.
So yeah.
Yeah, eat a hot dog, uncooked, room temperature.
Yes.
Yes.
And again, listeners, if any literally one of you has done any of them, meet me in the streets.
Yes, at patreon.com.
Yeah, that's why.
Yeah, we would very much appreciate an anonymous donation of $1,000.
You don't even have to do the $10,000 that some idiot threw into a fireplace.
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Alright, I'm fuming about Jay Stu.
We gotta move on to Rudy.
I'm always fuming about Jay Stu.
I've seen and read that man's content and it fucking sucks.
Like, he has no charisma to back up any of the shit he's saying, which is, as far as I can tell, pretty obviously wrong.
If you look into it for like a second and you don't have his steady hand to guide you along the path.
Just be like, no, it's true.
Look at only these points.
It's like, yeah, but I've looked at some of the other points and you seem like fucking like a moron.
Comedy show.
Don't sue me.
It's a funny joke about you being a wrong moron.
He's gonna start another GoFundMe to sue us and just pocket that money and not sue us.
It's gonna be great.
I feel the same way about that.
As I did the first time when I was a young, horny, fat goober that couldn't get a woman at all.
And I encountered my first video on the internet of a lady fucking a dog.
I was just like, okay, this is rough.
And I'm just like, how is the dog doing it better?
It's a dog!
And that's how I feel about Jaystu.
When I see Jaystu's content and he's getting $75,000 gratis.
Because he sells you lies that you want to hear.
Can we move on to the Rudy Giuliani thing?
and a piece.
I'm just like, but like, I'm pretty sure that we're entertaining
at least a little, at least more entertaining than him.
How is he making so much money?
His gimmick is so boring too.
It's just, hey, you know- Because he sells you lies that you want to hear.
Can we move on to the Rudy Giuliani thing?
I fucking hate this guy.
Okay.
Hayley demands we talk to Rudy Giuliani because- He's going to do our bumps.
She loves Rudy Giuliani and hates Chase too.
So we'll move on to Rudy Giuliani being broke, and I hope there's more to it than that because we talked about that last week.
No, he got broker.
Yeah, we talked about that he got hit with the lawsuit.
But this week, Rudy, the judge ordered him to start paying.
He started to pay the defamation lawsuit out immediately because they were just like, you are so absolutely scummy.
And we don't trust you at all on this front that you need to start like forking over money to these two women immediately.
And In response to that, Rudy declared Chapter 11 bankruptcy.
And in that listing, I believe he stated that he was in the hole about half a billion dollars.
Like, the $140 million he owes for the defamation lawsuit is just a drop in the bucket.
He owes so much more money beyond that to so many other people.
It is insane.
This is a funny story.
Yeah, he just opened his books and is like, I've been stiffing my law firm partners.
I've been like, literally, if you came within 100 feet of me, I probably owe you six figures and have not paid it and I'm now not going to pay it to you.
Because I am just like a sca- I'm an outlaw.
I am just absolutely a scavenger.
He's trying to run out the clock.
Oh, yeah, to the grave.
At this point, it's very obvious he is just trying to drink himself into some sort of liver failure so he doesn't have to pay.
Oh, he's probably in his 70s.
I mean, he's probably...
I mean, because he I mean, he doesn't look he doesn't look good to say the very least.
Oh, he's 79.
That's yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I think he'll run it out.
He's working.
I mean, his lifestyle, he's working really hard on it.
There was this really funny thing in the Roger Stone documentary, where like, right
before the election, they're talking about how Trump's probably gonna lose and like, people are like talking to
Roger about like, how they could possibly fix that. And someone
mentions like using Rudy and Rogers like all Rudy cares about
is getting drunk and getting laid. It's just like Rudy Giuliani, just drunk and fucking all the time.
When I read Patrick Burns book slash blog, the deep rig, he, he
wrote about how he was trying to like, get like rope in Giuliani on like his election, you know, schemes his. And
he said, like, he was just so fucking annoyed with Giuliani,
because like, he just kept dealing with interns that were like, really young and didn't know what they were doing.
And kind of in charge of running his office because he was too
fucking drunk to do anything.
And I wonder why he had young female interns in there.
So no idea what's going on.
Oh my God.
If you were one of Rudy's sugar babies, feel free to contact the pod.
We will be more than glad to air your story.
We'll protect your anonymity.
We will let you spill the deets.
You can do our bumps.
Yes, you can do our bumps for Rudy.
Or if you're still in touch with Rudy, tell him that like, I don't know, for like a crisp $50 bill, he can do our bumps.
He needs the money.
He very obviously needs the money.
I ran out of all of my Rudy content last week, so thank you guys for the heavy lift.
I don't give a fuck about that guy, and I hope we never have to talk about him again until he's dead.
But he's America's mayor.
That's the hope.
He's a nobody and nothing and he has been for 20 years.
Arguably longer.
Whoever was the mayor of New York City when that happened would have been America's mayor.
They're gonna be like, oh god, in this, our moment of crisis, we all look to Mayor Hitler for their fucking city.
Mayor literal Adolf Hitler.
Who, what do you have to say?
She's like, terror bath.
They're like, yay!
Put him on the curver of time.
Thanks, Todd.
Yeah, he's still hiding off a cameo.
You can still message, you can still ask to message him for 20 bucks.
So, way to go, Rudy.
You're the best.
Well, Al doesn't seem into him doing our bumps, so we'll find someone else.
Not until he's desperate enough where we can get a direct line to him without having to pay a $20 lotto for it.
Hey, bud, you're $500 million in the hole.
Take our call.
Yes, exactly.
Okay, sad news this week, apparently.
I think this is... I mean, Mike sent me a note, so if this is not what this means, blame Mike.
Apparently, Janet O. died.
Was that her name?
Yes.
That was out of... which one of them?
Was that Out of Darkness?
No, that was Falka Ball.
She's Falka Ball.
Falka Ball.
They all turned together into a big shit soup.
So Janet O. died, huh?
Was she relatively young?
I do believe she was.
Janet O was the creator of the Fall Cabal series that led to a woman getting arrested by the cops because she went out to try to kill Joe Biden because Joe Biden was trafficking children and that made that lady very sad.
So, apparently about a month or so ago, Janet's sister posted that Janet had basically left, went off the grid, and was not in a good mental state when she did so, and they were worried about her.
And there was a lot of speculation for a while.
Some people gave me some like, yo, keep this on the down low, but I'm not hearing some great things about Janet O. right now.
And I was like, well, I'm not going to say anything until there's more information.
And so now it's come out that it does appear that Janet Oh has died by suicide after vanishing off into the wilderness.
Geez, that's what you said.
Yeah, so I mean, it's really dark.
But you could just tell that she was, I mean, Falka Ball's nuts.
You could just tell this is a person who was into this kind of stuff and was not... They needed... She needed help.
She very obviously was mentally unwell and this was kind of something that was probably in the cards here because, I mean, just...
The scattershot, erratic, the connect the dots nonsense.
This was not something you put together when you're in your right mind.
This was a very schizophrenic quote-unquote documentary.
I think at like one point she solves 9-11 in like 30 seconds and then pivots to some other point because that's just the way it worked.
Like the chapters of Fall Cabal, it's like episode 6, Pizzagate, and then she doesn't talk about Pizzagate the whole time.
And then chapter 7's just all Pizzagate.
You're like, wait a minute!
You said you were going to do that a chapter ago!
What's going on here?
I'll tolerate this naivete no longer.
I mean, obviously she didn't kill herself, right?
I mean...
Obviously she got got.
Like, right?
I mean, fucking Christ, if anyone got Clinton, it had to be this one, right?
I mean... Yeah, are people baking her death within the community?
I really haven't seen that.
I feel like... Oh, that's pretty good.
It's weird, because... No!
Wait a minute!
No, that's not good!
Yeah, that's pretty good, actually.
Mental health is rough.
Don't want anybody, like, you know, comedy show.
I'm gonna continue to make jokes about this subject, but only because of who it is, and generally this stuff is bad.
Suicide.
Don't do it.
Against that.
But, like, fucking, like...
The QAnon community believing that one of their own just went out and unalive themselves and just being totally cool with that?
What are we even doing here then?
What happened to QAnon?
If that is the QAnon mindset, then boy howdy.
I have transitioned from giving minimal fucks to giving no fucks.
Maybe they're sympathetic because they understand a lot of them probably have similar psychosis and maybe... I'm being generous here, but... I'm being really generous here.
But, you know, I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, it is interesting that... You were off the leash getting me off of J-Stew because it was making you angry, but one of our actual ops is in the ground and you're bummed out about the circumstances?
I mean, I think it is kind of a bit depressing, yeah.
Did I get transported to a different hell world?
Like, am I supposed to be showing an enhanced amount of empathy to the people who are literally making QAnon movies?
What is happening?
I don't know.
It's just, you know, QAnon's kind of depressing.
I think...
A lot of people who are into it aren't well anyway.
Not that it's like an excuse to make propaganda, but I do think it is interesting that the community doesn't seem to be baking her death so far.
Well, the main thing I think that is because that Fall Cabal was just old.
And Janet never really had a social media presence outside Fall Cabal.
She wasn't like Joe M who did QAnon, Q the plan to save the world, and then kept posting hyper bloodthirsty murder porn on Twitter until he got banned.
Like, she just had this one bit of content that she threw out there.
It went viral, poisoned lots of people's minds, was a terrible thing.
But that was kind of it.
She was like the one-hit wonder of QAnon.
And the other thing was that when that happened, while Falka Ball was still big, Chapter 10 involved her getting into JFK Jr., being alive, which back then was a massive no bueno with the QAnon community.
So I would see these QAnon promoters being like, man, I tried to kill my family, I showed them Falka Ball, they were getting into it.
And then at the end, when the JFK Jr.
stuff came out, I just pulled them right out.
They all knew it was crap.
And they were just like, ah, damn it.
I should have vetted that movie better.
I didn't know it had the nonsense at the end.
And it was like, yeah, the first nine chapters about the clean babies, that was all rock solid stuff.
But the JFK Jr.
stuff at the end just ruined it for you.
So I just think that, like, her star wasn't that, like, big in the community at this moment for them to, like, care about it.
Because, you know, it's all about disposable heroes.
They're all about, this person's gonna save the world, and tomorrow they're like, I don't even remember that guy.
So I just think that...
The main reason why they're not talking about Janet Owen baking her is because probably a lot of their audience is pandemic QAnon and they're more like anti-vaxxers and that kind of stuff.
And they probably don't even know about Fall Cabal.
I don't know how much relevance it has in the community at this point.
I wonder how many people actually even know about Q the Plan to Save the World.
Those two videos were like the one-two punch that started really getting this thing off the ground back in the day.
Now I feel like they're lost because Joe M was the only guy that actually put his money where his mouth is and kind of quit after Biden got sworn in.
He was like, it'll never happen!
Biden will never be president!
And then Biden became president.
And the guy was like, fuck, I lose.
Just walked away.
He posted briefly during the Cyber Ninjas audit.
I think he, like, resurrected and then nothing happened with that and nothing happened with him.
Yeah, he tried.
He tried, but the passion was gone.
It was over.
Like, is this something?
No?
Okay, goodbye.
I'm fine.
I reaffirm my quitting.
I quit.
Yeah.
But yeah, I think that's the main reason why, like, because if Janet was like a content creator who was actually doing stuff and then she vent, oh my god, absolutely Arkansasited.
Oh, 100% Hillary got to her.
I mean, that would be a thing, but I just, I just don't think that she has the gravitas within the community now to really...
Be relevant.
So yeah, I think that's kind of like what happened, which is.
Maybe it's coming.
Should be interesting.
In the future.
Oh, well, well, who knows?
Like maybe like she had some content still on her computer or something and someone might release that stuff.
And then boom, you get the whole thing.
This is what she was working on before they got to her.
This was like the hot stuff that was so powerful.
They had to, they had to get rid of her before she completed her magnum opus that would bring the deep state down.
You don't have to patronize me, Mike.
That sounds like cool and interesting stuff, and QAnon doesn't do that anymore.
How's the countdown doing?
I guess Janet owes it all to him.
How's the countdown doing?
Has it done anything exciting to excite Elweth?
I think it flipped again.
I think it's back to another two weeks.
It's the saddest thing in the fucking universe.
Is this doing anything for you, Al?
Somebody literally just distilled QAnon down to that countdown.
So my proposal for next week is we pivot to just discussing the countdown.
We just talk about that for 90 minutes every week.
We can count down with it.
And then when it turns over, we can just be like, another week of nothing, oh shit.
Anyway, let's move on.
El Disillusionment Tour 2023.
We're going out with a whimper.
Turning Point USA is apparently on some racist shit.
Who could have seen it coming?
They're racist?
I'm sorry.
What a shock.
But I mean, like, again, it's so little of a shock that I'm not sure why it's newsworthy.
I'll turn it over to Mike to talk about why we're discussing it.
And I'll turn it over to Hayley, because she knows about Turning Point USA.
Yeah, this is my AZ Madness.
Oh, right.
Yeah, sorry.
I assumed this was part of the Arizona thing, but Mike didn't write anything in the notes about Arizona, and then just did Turning Point.
So, yeah, I mean, the notes are great.
Nothing but professionalism here everybody but last week I talked about AmericaFest and it was in town and we talked about how fun the conference was and not awful but everybody went home the day we recorded last week so we didn't get the tasty tasty Turning Point USA content of them all flying home, which of course couldn't be normal.
We live in this little place called Phoenix, Arizona.
I don't know if people have ever seen it or been here, but we have a pretty large Hispanic population.
Just that's an important thing to mention here.
But the Turning Point kids all flying home, because again, Turning Point USA is headquartered here, but Charlie He's from Arlington Heights, Illinois.
He moved here and a lot of these Turning Point influencers only work here part-time or come here for the festival.
So they got a little scared leaving Phoenix and getting into the airport because they saw a lot of brown people there and they were losing their absolute fucking shit.
Did you see the Babylon Bee girl?
She was filming Like this, like scared, like Kubrick staring into her phone like, there's a bunch of migrants boarding this flight!
And she's like filming people like boarding the flight and she's like asking the representative, she was asking them, she's like, are these people being screened properly for disease?
And she's like, why are they allowed on this flight?
And they're like, they're human beings, ma'am!
And she's like, what is happening?
It's like, James O'Keefe was unfortunately there because he's kind of part of the turning point scene.
He was like chasing down some guy in a limo like, why are you transporting migrants here?
And he was like filming the guy's face and he's like, you know, I'll be able to figure out who you are.
And he was just like, have you heard of me?
Have you heard of me?
I'm James O'Keefe.
He was like, The only thing sadder than shouting, do you know who I am?
Is the other person saying, no.
And why would I?
Who on God's green earth would know who the fuck you are?
What are you talking about?
Oh my God.
That was literally his energy.
He was like, I think, maybe, I don't know.
And, like, there was a guy that goes by, like, Nuance Bro on the timeline.
You ever see this guy?
Nope, that's not a great name.
I know, that's like his whole shtick.
That's not his God's given name, but that's what he goes by.
Um, and he was, like, asking people for their papers, um, and literally just posting their papers on Twitter, which is, like, I guess not doxing on Elon's Twitter.
Um, but yeah, the Turning Point kids went home and, like, caused an absolute great replacement kind of, like, conspiracy type shit.
It was on, like, Fox News.
It was on all the, like, This was the Ashley Slate and Claire shit where she was like screaming about the migrants on the plane and then started asking like people to send in tips about migrants being on there.
Oh, okay.
So that actually like permeated into my bubble.
I didn't know that started at Turning Point.
But yeah, I've seen some QAnon promoters being like, Yeah, man, like, I've seen that happening on the planes too.
And they were talking about like, we need to interview Sky Marshals.
We need to know what they know about this plan.
And oh, yeah, it's just... Yeah, I've seen like a trickle of people being like, I'm seeing it too.
And they're just like posting photos of black and brown people at the airport.
And it's like, this is definitely good territory turning point USA.
So that's what they've been like, that was the Phoenix airport that she was freaking out in.
Sky Harbor?
Yeah.
So they were just all having a panic attack during their fucking layovers in the Sky Harbor and just started harassing a bunch of black and brown people, asking them for their fucking papers and shit.
So yeah, that was Turning Point Goes Home.
That's why you shouldn't hold fascist conventions in your city.
Papers, please!
What do they do when they ask for papers?
Are they looking for a passport or a green card?
Would they even know what the right papers look like?
No, because some of the papers that they were posting of people proved that they were, like, documented, but some of the passports that they were posting were, like, proved that they had passports, but, like, they kept doing this, like, oh, all these migrants are coming on here getting free premium tickets, cut in the line, everybody's got free food, free phones and free clothes, and they get to Everything that you hate about the airport, when you have to go through TSA and when you have to take your shoes off, none of them have to do that.
Look at all these immigrant refugees.
They're using worse language than that.
Flooding into your country.
Do you think it was a form of identification?
They would accept a video of the person in question saying, wait just a goddamn minute!
That's one of those phrases only white people use, right?
Yes.
Now you wait and see.
Now you wait just a goddamn minute!
I'd be like, oh, sorry, Sarah.
You're obviously Caucasian enough to be.
Welcome to America.
In fact, here's a red baseball cap for you.
In one of Ashley St.
Clair's videos, she's like filming the whole line and there's clearly like a white grandma just staring her down the barrel like, what are you doing?
You know?
And there's like a 10, maybe 15% chance that when that old lady noticed that she was being filmed, her first reaction was, Which is goddamn it.
And then there's also like the, it's like, it's like the Powerball like modifier.
Sometimes those people turn into the real aggressive, quote unquote, Karen types that are just like, you don't have permission to film me!
Permission to film!
And it's just like, yeah, you don't, you literally have no idea how public works.
You just, you've got no fucking idea.
Anyway.
Trevor, we need a power character to emerge from a crowd.
It was there.
Let that woman charge that woman.
No permission to film!
And you know, actually, Claire's like, no, I'm on your side!
You don't understand!
And the woman who's like ripping her phone out of her hand's like, and no, I won't wear a mask!
I ain't getting vaccinated either!
And she's like, no, no, we're on the same team!
I hate who you hate!
Please don't break my iPhone!
And then hopefully that causes enough of a distraction where a bunch of people that need to get across the border can.
It's like, go, go, go.
Oh, take the flight.
And it's just like, I'm just traveling, man.
We're at the airport.
It's an international airport.
I'm just traveling.
and I'm from Cincinnati.
You know?
It's a...
It is fucked up that this is a better option for you.
We're so sorry.
Come on, come back.
We're sorry that it's not better.
It should be better.
So yeah, that was thank you.
Thank you Phoenix Convention Center for hosting that convention and then.
You know, just it caused so many problems in town, so good job.
You deserve nothing but claps.
Thanks.
Excellent.
Is there any other Arizona madness happening this week?
Or is it just Turning Point-related Arizona madness?
Let's see, what else happened this week?
Nothing that would be relevant to this podcast, but maybe next week I got someone shooting down a girl.
I guess sometimes you do get a dub, where it's just like, oh, only the one crazy thing happening this week.
Oh, well, Wendy Rogers on Christmas, you know, Wendy Rogers, the state senator here, that's like, oh, yeah, just a fucking she's a white supremacist.
We could say that pretty hard.
She was straight up posting Committee of 300 shit on Christmas Day.
You know.
Yeah, that's good.
That's good.
Yeah, you want to explain that one, Mike, for the audience?
No, well, the Committee of 300 is basically one of the Jews-run-the-world kind of thing, where there's a secret group of people that make all the decisions for everybody.
Who actually sits at that table?
I mean, it's the Committee of the 300.
It's the Trilateral Commission.
It's the Bilderberg Group.
It's basically whatever your boogeyman of the day is.
Oh, that's it.
My God, the Bilderberg Group.
It's an incredibly anti-Semitic.
Yeah.
And she was saying it in, like, she said the Committee of 300, like the post she was starting to say, like, the Committee of 300 is responsible for All the child trafficking that is then funneling the adrenochrome, so that's just like straight-up blood libel.
That's just fucking, that's blanket blood libel.
The headline should be, Wendy Rogers does blood libel, period.
On Christmas, period!
Ho ho ho!
Wendy Rogers does blood libel on Christmas!
That's the headline, everybody.
I just checked our cute countdown.
It was reset previously.
It's now on four days.
And they state Los Angeles, something big is coming.
So look out LA, nothing is going to happen.
Absolutely nothing.
So anyway, that's Arizona.
We're gonna look real stupid when it turns out to be a fucking terror attack.
It's going to be Watchmen.
The squid is going to burst out of Los Angeles.
Rod Watkins is going to be masterminding the squid bomb.
Only his mighty intellect can steward us through this, you know. It's gonna look real bad for Jay Stewart if Mike Flake
gets killed by the squid bob. He's gonna be like, I mean, 40 chests! Oh, he has to do it! Oh, Jesus. Okay, so good
news. Arizona's slightly less on fire than normal. I mean, you know, that is a dub, which again is sad. We're still
apologizing to a migrant.
just like, yeah, and like, we don't get it either.
It should be better than this.
We're so sorry.
But, I mean, you know, your place is... You're having trouble, so come on in.
Quick, while they're distracted, fighting over this cell phone.
All right, let's move on to our headline news for the week, shall we?
From the digital headlines to the digital front lines, it's Q's in the News.
You know what?
Another big, big win for us, the members of the Deep State, this week.
A big Deep State welcome to Nikki Haley, apparently joining our ranks.
Who would have thought that this was going to be the one that was going to be coming into the fold this week?
But here she is.
And of course, to sing her praises, I'm going to turn it over to Mike Rains, our expert in such things, to tell us why the great Nikki Haley has decided to jump sheet Jump ship to us, the adrenoconfueled mad people of the deep state.
So basically there was a poll in New Hampshire that had Nikki Haley within four points of Trump.
And this made QAnon absolutely lose their fucking shit.
The idea that the God Emperor was not just going to be handed the Republican nomination on a silver platter.
And because I live in the northern area of Massachusetts, I get a lot of New Hampshire media bleed in to my television.
So while I'm watching the football on Sunday, I get all the political ads.
And it was wall-to-wall Nikki Haley ads.
And they were bringing up the fact that she's endorsed by the governor of New Hampshire.
And it was, there was like a couple ads from like the MAGA PAC, like the Trump campaign themselves couldn't even actually be bothered to run ads against Nikki Haley.
There were a couple MAGA PAC ads that were like, Nikki Haley sucks.
You shouldn't like her.
She's bad.
Paid for by MAGA PAC.
Um, so all of this has led to, uh... Just wait until the ads come out against her talking about how stinky she is.
That's a thing we should probably touch on at some point.
It wasn't in any of our notes, but I just remembered.
I was like, oh yeah, that funny thing about the stinkiness happened.
We'll put a pin in that.
Yes.
Smelly Trump.
So yeah, basically, uh, Then there came out some reporting about how Nikki Haley would be on the shortlist for Trump's vice presidential pick, and this led to another wave of recriminations and screaming about how if Trump did pick Haley to be his vice president, that would be a dealbreaker.
I'm out.
I'm out on this shit.
Which is hilarious, because QAnon has literally said Trump could break the deal with them a million times, and every time he's done the deal-breaking thing, they've gone crawling back to him, because they love their orange daddy, and they'll never abandon their orange daddy, no matter what he does.
So that all happened.
But at the end of the day right now, they're all getting a little nervous about what's going on in the polling.
I think Trump's going to just crush all the way through here.
But if New Hampshire did throw a curveball and give Nikki Haley a dub to give her some momentum going into the other primaries, that would be hilarious and interesting.
And this is what happened when DeSantis was the new hotness a while ago, because for a long time, QAnon promoters had this whole thing where they were like, DeSantis isn't really running against Trump.
He's trying to expose the traitors inside Trump's camp.
And once they do that, then DeSantis and Trump will brohook it out, and everything will be cool, and it's all going to work great.
And then when it was very obvious DeSantis was actually running for the primary, and he was trying to win the Republican nomination, DeSantis immediately became a deep state Soros-funded shill who sucks and is evil and is bad and must be destroyed.
And then DeSantis flamed out because he's a charismatic husk of a human being who's also like 5'6 and wears 10-inch platform shoes.
So, like, his crash and burn meant that the Deep State failed with him, so they needed a new champion, and their new champion is Nikki Haley.
So, uh, congratulations, Nikki, you did it.
You now sit at the right hand of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey and all the other Deep State minions that are currently trying to, uh, lure America into Luciferian rule.
Yeah, I don't think the Kansas City Chiefs could take another anchor weighing him down.
They need to get back to playing football and not be like the Taylor Swift sidecar.
The Chiefs are no bueno on the football field right now, yes.
It's so funny to me that all these Trump supporters are ride or die, but literally only for Trump.
Trump could do anything on earth and they would still support him, but if anybody else steps out of line for even a moment, they just turn their backs on that person and betray them immediately.
They can't wait to eat their own.
Unless it's not Trump.
Trump could do no wrong.
Right.
Exactly.
It's like so funny.
Like, they're like, these murderous vaccines that are killing us all.
And then you're like, but what about Operation Warp Speed?
Trump was literally demanding credit for the vaccines.
And they're like, 11D chess.
He had to trick the deep state with the vaccines in order to do the things to prevent the lockdown.
And you're just like, you're literally praising him for the vaccine you claim is murderous.
And they're just like, shut up, Trump.
And it's like, okay, great.
Whatever.
Also that vaccine is sure taking a long time to kill everybody.
My goodness.
I think I speak for everybody when I was just like, God, I hope it's swift.
And then no, apparently it's just it's taken a long time.
I actually had someone like literally say to me, how many boosters are you up to?
And I was like, five.
I think I've gotten like, I don't know, five or six total shots at this point.
I'm fully vaccinated.
Thank you for asking.
Yes, exactly!
And it's just like they're really sitting there like rubbing their hands.
They're like, ooh, any minute now!
And it's like, dude, you're going to rub your fingers down to the bone if you just keep waiting for me to drop dead due to the vaccine.
It's been three years.
I got my two boosters right away, and I've gotten the shot they tell me to get whenever they tell me to get it, because I work in a public-facing job.
I have people literally coughing and sneezing on me all day.
I do not want to get COVID.
And if I get it, I don't want it to kill me.
So I'm vaccinated.
That's how that works.
Wow.
Somebody get this guy his medal.
So shut up.
Yeah, that's me.
I'm a real fuckin' hero.
Well, because y'all love the fuckin' vaccines so goddamn much, let's get into talking about the vaccine's biggest supporter, Donald Trump!
Merry Trumpmas, everybody!
Yeah, that's right.
Circling back on that, Trump loved the vaccine because it turns out that the people supported the vaccine.
But Trump, of course, was on one this holiday season, and there are many different small headlines to talk about Mr. former president, and soon, hopefully to be convicted felon, Donald Trump.
Let's start off with him being smelly, because we put a pin in that earlier and I don't want to forget about it.
Donald Trump is odious, and one of his political rival PACs or whatever, one of those groups, did they put out like a fucking commercial to that effect?
Is it just like a fucking... Sorry, I can't even get it out, I'm laughing.
Anyway, Mike.
Mike will have more information about this.
Yeah, so apparently like a week or so ago, Adam Katzinger, I believe, who is a former Republican who was on the January 6th committee, did a little thing, got bounced from Congress because he was too moderate.
He posted a thing about how Trump is really smelly and how it is like a thing you have to deal with when you're around him.
And this led to a lot of people on social media talking about this scandal.
The Lincoln Project then did a video about Trump being a very smelly boy.
Carrie Lake came out and was like, he's got a very strong mustache that I like a lot.
I love it.
Jeez, look at me.
And she posted a picture of her like, like baking him a pot roast.
And it's just like, God, you're so thirsty for it.
It's fucking, desperation looks really bad.
Somebody should take that.
No, it's true.
I mean, it's so ridiculous.
Have we gotten any word on what the odor is akin to?
Have we gotten any word on what the odor is akin to?
Like, do we, is there any report of God, what this odor is like?
Uh, the gist of it is from what I can see is that, um, people are
accusing Trump of shitting himself.
That's pretty much the big thrust of this, is that Trump is wearing adult diapers, he soils those diapers, it makes them smelly.
Wow, honestly that's not what I was expecting.
I was assuming it was going to be just like body odor or whatever, because he obviously doesn't have a great diet.
the guy who is like, gonna be the Republican nominee for the President of the United States
for his second term, uh, might just be walking around with like a loaded diaper is just,
is just too much to bear, really. Especially in light of all of their Joe Biden is old
comments. We need to, we need to be able to get, we need to be able to get one presidential
ambush where we just like catch them in a moment where they're unaware, and like the
service right on it and we're just like boom underwear check right now
And they're like, what?
And I'm just like, yeah, we're checking it.
It's happening.
Because there have been some questions about the credibility of people your age being the President of the United States.
Is that sexual harassment?
Or is that okay?
No, it's in the Constitution.
I promise.
Don't look into it, but it's there.
And we're going to get there, and we're going to be like, let me check them undies.
And if we happen to find a loaded diaper, I mean, that's the smoke and go we've been looking for.
They check and it's me undies!
That's our ad segue for me-undies!
Yes!
Bye.
The most comfortable underwear you'll ever shit in, says Donald Trump.
Yes!
While running for president.
Yeah.
I thought I should get to the toilet, and then I thought, why?
Why get to the toilet?
There's a toilet right here.
The world is your toilet.
Me undies.
So stupid.
Poop jokes.
Yeah, excellent.
I mean, that's crazy.
Honestly, like, I thought for sure when I asked that question, I thought it was going to be body odor.
Fecal odor is much more concerning.
So is it like multiple people saying this?
Like, is it like, is this corroborated?
Or is this just one person making a rumor?
Like, is this a...
Is this just like a scandalous barb or whatever?
Yeah, it was just a barb.
Really, there hasn't been cooperation beyond the original statement, where the one guy was just like, if you're around Trump, you just can't miss the stench.
It's very obvious and overpowering.
And then that led to people just riffing off of that, and that's what led to the Lincoln Project ad, where they were just like, Yeah, it's pretty smelly.
And in that ad, they even have like a photo of Trump sitting down and they like focus like tight to his ass because his pants are lumpy.
They're like, Trump does not have the shapely posterior that we would expect from a presidential candidate.
So the lumpy butt zoom in was obviously like a wink and a nod to he's swaying his depends.
So there you go, folks.
Yeah, I mean, he's got a lumpy body, so it's pretty, it would be pretty easy to find any number of angles that make him look like he's wearing a diaper.
Uh, and, you know, I also have a lumpy body.
Not in the same way, but as somebody who has a different lumpy body, the camera could be pretty unflattering to you.
Uh, but the difference is, I'm not Donald Trump, and fuck Donald Trump, and fuck his stupid lumpy body, and fuck his shitty diapers.
How do you like that?
That's a good point.
Okay, so that was the first and probably most amusing of the Stupid Trump headlines for this week.
Also, of course, Donald Trump had some warm holiday wishes for all of us that he decided to relay via truth.
Uh, his, uh, social media platform.
Uh, so, uh, a warm holiday greeting from, uh, Trump.
I mean, obviously President Biden, his tweet was straight, straight down the plate.
Pretty boring.
Happy holidays or whatever, you know, joyous, like, times.
It's very, you know, we all know that he's Catholic, but he's not trying to get crazy with it.
He's just like, yeah.
Holidays.
And meanwhile, Donald Trump is just like, those fucking, those cunts are coming, I'm gonna fucking sharpen it, I'm gonna kill them!
Rambling like a lunatic on True Social.
So for more on that, over to Mike.
Mike, what did the man actually decide to share with us on Christmas Eve?
So our message from our esteemed former president was, Merry Christmas to all, including Crooked Jack, Joe Biden's only hope, Deranged Jack Smith, the out-of-control lunatic, capital L, who just hired some outside attorneys fresh from the swamp, parentheses, unprecedented, exclamation point, close parentheses, to help him with his poorly executed witch hunt, all caps, against Trump, in quotation marks, apparently, Trump is some sort of, I don't know, phantasm?
Some sort of boogeyman?
And quote-unquote MAGA, which included also our world leaders, both good and bad, but none of which are as evil and sick, quotes, as the THUGS all-cap that we have inside our country who, with their open borders, INFLATION all-caps, Afghanistan, surrender.
You're the one that signed the withdrawal plans from Afghanistan, Mr. President.
Biden was only carrying out your wishes, my liege.
Green new scam, high taxes, no energy independence.
We're literally producing more oil right now than we've ever done.
Saudi Arabia is actually mad at how much oil we're making.
Woke military, Russia, Ukraine, Israel, Iran, all electric car lunacy.
Your biggest fan is fucking Tesla guy, Elon.
Calm down the electric car hatred, buddy.
And so much more are looking to destroy our once great USA.
May they rot in hell.
Again, Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas to you too, Donald Trump.
Merry Christmas.
Celebrate the birth of, allegedly, your lord by cursing your enemies to hell.
Exactly the way he would have wanted.
Yes!
I'm not exactly sure.
I feel like the moment Jesus was born was literally the exact moment that sort of shit went out of fashion.
Right?
That was supposed to be, like, Condemning your opponents to hell.
That was like an Old Testament thing.
And I'm pretty sure that the J-Man emerging is the beginning of the New Testament.
I mean, I'm not like a scholar on the subject or anything, but I feel like that's the part of the book where it's just like, and now how about we don't curse our enemies to hell anymore?
And in fact, if they do a thing you don't like, you're just like, dude, you do you.
Exactly.
Yeah.
I mean, so yeah, Trump decided to just freak out.
One of the things I love so much about QAnon is they love posting clips of Trump and being like, look at how calm, cool, and collected he is.
Does it look like this man has a care in the world?
Of course not.
Trust the plan.
We got this all under control.
I'd probably look a little more relaxed too if I'd ever had to worry about where the closest bathroom was.
This is true.
That's a constant source of low-level anxiety I never knew that I could erase from my life.
So yeah, and then you smash cut to Trump on Truth Social literally just having a fit and basically just spending like all day panicking, stress tweeting, just being a lunatic.
And they're like, oh man, 10 steps ahead.
Got it in the bag, baby.
It's like, we can read what he's saying.
We can read how freaked out and nuts he is at all times.
Because he's terrified of being convicted for his crimes and literally... To be fair, that post did seem a little more collective than a lot of his truth posts because he was going out of his way to capitalize some stuff and to use a bunch of punctuation.
I mean, I think it was either the thing he posted immediately before or after that was just like an all-caps screed of just complete nonsense.
And it was just like, literally, like, he just, like, fucking pulled his phone out, like, gingerly hit the caps lock button to make sure that it was on, and then just started pounding it like an ape.
Just insane word salad.
But that's, that's, that's how our former and maybe future president rolls, you know?
Yeah.
And if he wins the next election, I've always loved that about him.
I've always thought that that was pretty cool.
And like, you know, I'm just like, you know, that makes me sympathize with him.
I get like that.
Sometimes I just want to caps lock scream at people on the internet.
I don't, though.
The difference between myself and our esteemed president is I have the self-control to not do that.
Sometimes I'll compose him.
I'll compose him and I'll be so close that I will delete him.
I've avoided so many problems by doing that.
I've often said that you have more self-control than Donald Trump.
That's one of the things that I most like about Al, is the tact.
It's true.
But I'm honestly not sure who would win in a cheeseburger eating competition.
I would like to find out, though.
Honestly, all the politics aside, if Donald Trump was to, like, I'll even let him wear his diaper.
That seems like a competitive advantage to me, but I'll let him have it.
If he wants to sit down to a cheeseburger eating contest with your boy, happy to do that.
That would be great.
Imagine if that was my way to reveal me and all of my potato-y glory to, like, the world.
Everyone's just like, ooh, what does the mysterious L look like?
It's just like, oh, God.
It's just like, yeah, now you're going to watch me eat cheeseburgers with Donald Trump.
No!
Okay, so Donald Trump screed, Donald Trump stinks.
I feel like there was one more Donald Trump thing for us to discuss.
Let me go through my notes here.
Oh, Michigan!
Michigan, lovers of Trump, apparently.
Which is the sort of thing that you might expect Elle would know nothing about, and you would be right.
So Mike, what the fuck are you talking about?
Okay, so a lawsuit that was filed to remove Trump from the ballot in Michigan, same as the lawsuit that was filed to get Trump off the ballot in Colorado, the Michigan Supreme Court has ruled that There is no precedent to remove Trump from the primary ballot in the Republican primary, and thus Trump will remain on the ballot.
And QAnon and right-wing pundits are screaming and lighting off fireworks and going like, Yay!
We did it!
Screw you, corrupt deep state!
Boom!
Trump wins!
He's gonna be on the ballot!
He's gonna crush!
We got this, bro!
Yay!
What they are refusing to acknowledge is that in this ruling, they also stated that the reason why they're doing this is because there's no legal right to deny someone access to a primary ballot.
What they did state was possible is that this might be applicable for the general election.
That Trump might actually be removable from the ballot when he actually goes up against Joe Biden in November.
And that basically once Trump is the Republican nominee, these people will be able to refile their lawsuit and then they'll have to actually judge the merits of the case for that point.
So this isn't really so much a victory for Trump as it is just moving the goalposts.
And now if you're a Republican voter in Michigan.
You basically get to ask the question, do I want to vote for somebody who may not be eligible to be on the ballot in the general election if that should happen to come to pass?
I mean, again, it is my stated position that the Supreme Court is going to find a way to fuck this and they're going to let him stay on the ballot.
But what Michigan has said is not an unqualified victory for Trump.
This is not a slam dunk, high step into the end zone celebration the way I'm seeing a lot of clowns make it out to be.
Yeah, but I mean, you know, you can see where they would be excited about any small perceived victory, even if it's not an actual victory.
Kicking something down the road can seem like a victory in your low moments.
Right, exactly.
I mean, it's very funny.
I mean, the main thing about this is that none of this matters until the Supreme Court makes their decision.
So we will eventually get to that point.
I would assume at some point in January or February, because this Colorado thing is obviously fast-tracked for them.
And then we will finally have the rubber meet the road.
Are any other states going to jump on this bandwagon?
Like, deciding in a court whether or not Donald Trump can even be, like, on the ballot again?
I have, like, heard that our people are trying to, like, obviously they're trying to do it in battleground states, but I haven't seen, like, what is the, how well-funded these operations are, what's going on.
One thing that, like, a lot of people are not talking about is that the Colorado thing was, like, was brought forward by four Republicans and two Independents.
No Democrats filed that lawsuit.
So all these people who are like, Democrats got him kicked off the ballot in Colorado at Argo Bargo, it's like, no.
This is your own party, like, trying to find some way to pry the nomination away from this lunatic because they know he's bad news on every imaginable front.
Like, that's the situation we have here.
That's the actual situation.
So, I do think that'll be interesting.
If the Supreme Court says anything about Jim not being allowed on the ballot, then boy howdy, those lawsuits will be happening lickety-split everywhere they can.
And especially in Pennsylvania and Wisconsin would obviously be the two big ones because Pennsylvania is probably the battleground state that will decide the election.
And Wisconsin just elected a judge to finally make the Supreme Court in Wisconsin Democrat.
Majority.
And they just brought down a big ruling breaking the gerrymander in Wisconsin, which was basically how the Republicans were controlling Wisconsin's Congress for forever.
I saw like a bunch of posts about how in the congressional elections in Wisconsin, the Democrats got a majority.
I think they've even gotten like 54 or more percent.
They got a lot.
And yet, even with the amount of votes they got, they still lost the Congress because the gerrymander was just so strong.
All those extra Democrat votes were just wasted in districts that were designed to just be Democrat sinkholes to just absorb all those votes.
The Republicans were so afraid of this happening that they threatened the judge after she won the election of, if you rule against our gerrymandered maps, we will impeach you for the crime of correctly breaking our gerrymander.
And then the judge was like, fucking try it, motherfucker.
And then the Republicans were like, you have called our bluff.
That would obviously be something that good people in Wisconsin would find egregious, if we didn't let a judge rule on cases before her.
So.
Yeah, I mean, or would it?
You know, like, you would imagine that people would be really pissed off about that.
But we're also finding out now that like, You can be sort of just like a unlimited corrupt if you're a Supreme Court Justice.
Like, you know, if you're Clarence Thomas, you could just get to be as corrupt as you want to be.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Like, what are you going to do?
I'm on the bench.
Like, what are you going to do to me?
Yeah, I love these vacations.
I'll pop this bubbly.
I wish you would just lean into it.
Just come out there and just be like, fuck it, webmail slam dunk on you, idiots.
What are you going to do to me?
In fact, I'm taking bribes right now, publicly.
A million dollars, I'll vote whatever the fuck you want.
Just like, holy shit, this guy.
Oh yeah, I mean, absolutely.
I mean, that is... Finding out that he was straight up bought and paid for was, like, not surprising, but also at the same time really disheartening to just have out in the open for everyone to see and for no one to be able to do anything about.
It's just like, ooh, that's... that's rough.
That's a tough one.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, that was pretty depressing that friggin' this is happening and our media is just sort of like, yeah, the Republicans just literally bought us a Supreme Court justice.
What of it?
And it's like, no, that's fucking wrong.
And they're just like, oh, well, we really aren't going to talk about this because... Yeah, Republicans really seem super into this idea that once you reach the upper echelons of power, that you should just have unlimited power.
They're just like, the president, And Supreme Court justices, they should just be immune to prosecution for crimes and stuff.
Like, you know, they know better than we do.
You should just let them do whatever they want.
That's fucking so crazy.
Yeah, it is not great.
But also state rights!
We have to toe that line for a literal millennia because it was our justification for slavery and nobody will tolerate us to just say that we love slavery.
So instead we just have to be like, hey we love states, rats!
Until we don't!
Like when they say they want abortion, they were like, boo!
Oh man, I had some guy do the whole thing where he was like, the Republican Party is still the party of civil rights and blah, blah, blah.
And then I was like, well then why did they run against civil rights in 1964 after that bill got passed?
And the guy was like, because that was federal government overreach.
And I was just like, so how can you be the party of states' rights and also be cool with Jim Crow?
And the guy was like, er, er, er, shut up!
Republicans are still not the racists.
Yeah, you know what probably seemed like federal overreach to a lot of people?
Abolishing slavery.
In fact, a lot of people decided that they were going to try to do something about it, they felt so engraved.
And then they got their fucking asses paddled.
And that should have been the end of that.
And yet, here we are, you know?
What a time to be alive.
Oh yes, what a magical, magical time to be alive.
Alright, but you know what might lift up our spirits a little bit?
Getting to our listener mailbag for the week, shall we?
Our listeners got questions, we got answers.
It's time for Q&A.
Stephanie, aka Existential Dreads, asks, change a movie to make it a QAnon movie by replacing a word, aka meeting the Sarah Marshall, as her example for this bit.
Oh my, I can't think of movies.
No.
Yeah, I mean, this is a tough one to go into unprepared because it requires, like, a mastery of a few things.
What was her example?
Meeting Nisera Marshal.
The Nisera Jisera.
It's meeting Nisera Marshal.
Ah!
Deep State Impact.
Boom.
Yes!
Yep.
There we go.
Okay, I've relieved myself of the burden by crushing it.
Yes.
Yeah, that was good.
I think you just win.
I can't, I won't be able to think of anything.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm trying, I'm trying to think of other good ones, you know.
The problem is that there's so much stuff that's really deep cut, you can sort of massage it a little bit, but it doesn't punch really hard.
You're asking me to think of movies, and it's just like, movies right now?
Oh, come on.
You know, like.
Yeah.
If I can, if I can think of something, I will bring it up later on.
Maybe we'll think of something by the end of the questions.
Right.
SubZeroShirtArt asks, It's yesterday's news now, but I am just curious.
When bizarro woke TikTok Gen Z TikTok kids were getting pilled on the Bin Laden letter to America, was there any reaction from QAnon or are those two worlds so far apart?
A patented supervillain is now a white hat.
Typically that's what QAnon would do.
I didn't see a lot of them talking about that because Their view on Bin Laden is like not really tethered in any kind of reality and reading the Bin Laden letter to America and then being like, oh, that totally justifies 9-11.
That wouldn't even like equate with them because they think that 9-11 was either done by the American government or by Mossad because they're raging anti-Semites.
So to them, it's just sort of.
Even bringing Bin Laden into the picture as being the mastermind behind 9-11, but it was okay that he did it, just, it wouldn't really hit for them.
It's just not something that they would be in their frame of reference.
So there wasn't really a lot of talk about that.
It was more along the lines of just, hey man, these kids are starting to see something's going on.
And it was more that once they find out what really happened on 9-11, then they're going to have their heads on right.
That kind of stuff.
But even that was very few and far between.
Not a lot of QAnon folks that I see are on the TikToks doing that kind of stuff.
At least, like, my group of people.
Maybe I should get into QAnon TikTok and just fucking lose all faith in humanity really quickly by just going down that horrible pill road.
That'd be awesome.
Beautiful.
Yeah, I mean, that question was all you, because halfway through you reading it, it turned into that modem dial-up sound, because there were a bunch of...
It was all going in there and I was just like, okay, like, my first Bizarro Tic Tac Kids, listening to the Bin Laden letter tapes.
I was like, oh God, I don't know any of this shit.
What the fuck?
Aren't you on TikTok?
Uh, yeah, but I'm on regular TikTok, not Bizarro Bin Laden TikTok.
I don't know what that shit is.
Yeah.
I use TikTok to watch like animal videos and dance videos mostly.
And, uh, that was a YouTube short or whatever I sent you of the robot dancing girl today.
So that was mine.
I did see, uh, I mean, this is probably nothing aside from the fact that it's just like sort of Q related.
Uh, but I did see a TikTok recently of some guy who allegedly broke into, what's the name of the camp?
The weird camp?
Bohemian Grove.
Yeah.
Like some dude apparently broke into the Bohemian Grove.
It was just like creeping around at night and like looking at he's like dude I'm at the Alistair she's just fucked up.
And he's like like up there touching it like doing weird stuff.
I didn't get to see I'm assuming it was like a series.
I didn't watch the one clip of it.
I was like oh that's interesting.
It's got an intersection of things I like.
Urban exploration and weird QAnon bullshit.
Oh yeah, I saw that video this week and some people were freaking out.
They're like, look, they abandoned Bohemian Grove.
It's like, no, they didn't abandon it.
It's winter, you idiots.
Bohemian Grove is fucking morons.
It's not populated 24-7.
Q for Vendetta.
That's another one.
I've been trying to think of other words.
It's not the easiest.
One word is hard.
If it was multiple words, it'd be a lot easier.
Like, where the wild things go when they go off. Like, for instance.
Paste asks, since I posted today about it, what is the day in the life of Dan Scavino
look like?
Uh.
Uh, just- So for those of you who don't know, Dan Scavino is basically the cue whisperer inside the Trump campaign.
It is his job to keep those people freaked out, happy, loving their orange daddy, all that kind of stuff.
The first thing that Dan Scamino does is he goes on QAlerts, either the app or the website, whatever.
And the main reason why you go on QAlerts is because it literally tells you what the deltas are for today and tomorrow, so you can prime your content to hit the things that Q was supposed to have prophesized for the current date.
So obviously he does that and then he goes looking for content online that makes Trump look like an Alpha Chad God Emperor and all that kind of stuff.
And then he probably has a follow list of some QAnon promoters that he knows to look at to keep his finger on the pulse of the movement and all those lunatics.
And then he has to cut together some videos and then make sure to have all the cues like have some weird distortion thing hit 17 seconds into the video so they can freak out about that and boom boom boom and that's basically and then Maybe deal with Trump.
Maybe get Trump's Truth Social account to post some shit on it.
I think my favorite, ultimate, very obviously Dan Scavino moment was in the 2020 election.
He originally posted the photo from the Q-drop.
It was a photo, it was a meme, and it was Trump playing a violin, and it said, I call this next piece, Nothing Can Stop What Is Coming.
And, like, Dan Scavino originally posted it, and QAnon started freaking out, because we're like, oh my god, he posted from the QDrop!
Holy shit!
That's us!
And Normie America was like, this dude just called himself Nero.
Literally, he's Nero fiddling while Rome burned.
And people didn't get what was the actual point of that message, which was it was a dog whistle to QAnon.
And then Scavino decided that that didn't have enough punch up for him to just be the one doing it.
So he grabbed Trump's Twitter account and he reposted his, he quote tweeted his Scavino post, but he had Trump write, I don't know what it means, but it sounds good to me in order to give Trump plausible deniability from the Q-drop nonsense.
And I just like that was like the most like obvious and hilarious like just takeover of Trump's account from Scavino.
But uh anyone who like talks about this shit and looks at QAnon and they're like oh it's like this crazy bunch of lunatics and they're just fucking they love Trump and ba ba ba and whatever I mean they're just crazy nuts.
You have to accept and acknowledge the fact that the Trump campaign is actively courting and cultivating these people.
This is not a one-way street.
Trump retweets these people constantly.
They built Truth Social to placate these fucking assholes and these nutballs.
The Q account on truth social was made before Trump's account was made.
That's how important this shit was to them.
They're like, we're going to make our fake Q on truth social.
And we're going to get that account done before we make the account for Donald Trump to, uh, do his 3am toilet rager tweets about how America's enemies should rot in hell.
Merry Christmas.
It's just.
It's the, they're, they are so, uh, enmeshed in this shit.
They see QAnon just as a get out the vote campaign.
That's all it is.
They don't, they don't care about any of the damage it does.
They don't care about how many people this shit fucks with.
They're just like, anyone in QAnon to vote for Trump, get more people in QAnon.
Just it, that's just their whole operation.
So, uh, Dan Scamino's a monster and fuck him and the Trump campaign.
It's basically the moral of the story.
Wow.
What a rant.
You gave me time to come up with Harry Potter and the Pure Blood Prince.
Am I right?
I mean, that's a problem with Slytherin, is that they're blood racists.
I mean, it's kind of like, I don't know of like any school or college in America or the world who is just like, oh yeah, we have a bunch of fraternities, one of whom is just avowedly racist.
It's hard to imagine there's anything problematic in that series.
No, it really is.
It's so weird.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Adrenochrome?
Yes!
Yep.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban?
Yep.
Hilary on the front getting taken out by some tomatoes.
Man, I should have been pulling the Harry Potter stuff earlier.
Yes.
It is what it is.
I bet there are a bunch of goosebumps that you could probably get away with.
It's a pretty good one.
One of those weird kids who transform into animals books.
Oh, Animorphs.
Animorphs, yeah.
Dude, I don't remember the name of a single Animorphs book, even though I read a ton of them.
And I still remember a bunch about Animorphs, but the names of the books, absolutely not.
But, you know, some of the Goosebumps ones have like, you know, like, Welcome to Dead House, and Night of the Living Dummy, and Say Cheese and Die!
Classic stuff.
Pancake Peasant asks, what is your best relationship advice to single and two-partnered folks?
What kind of podcast do you think this is?
Well, Picnic Peasant has been listening for a long time, so they know what they're getting into,
asking us for a relationship in place.
Give up the butt.
Don't.
Give up the butt.
Give up the butt.
I ain't.
The butt's where it's at?
The butt's where it's at.
I would never offer relationship advice ever in my life.
I thought you were going to say you would never offer a butt.
I would never offer relationship advice.
That is true.
I mean, like, yeah, it's hard for me to get to offer genuine relationship advice because, I don't know, man, I can't really speak to that authority.
Like, I've had a bunch of relationships.
Some of them have been alright.
I don't know.
Not in one currently, so... It'd be like me giving driving advice.
I try not to do that either.
Or like, you know, fucking like... When I'm watching sports, I can acknowledge when they're doing poorly, but I try to avoid pretending like I know better in as many situations as I can.
Sometimes the call is baffling, and you're just like, honestly, I don't know what they were thinking, but most of the time I try to check myself before I wreck myself.
Maybe that's good relationship advice.
Check yourself prior to wrecking yourself, you know?
You're less prone to wrecking if you're checking.
And also... And also empathy.
And also empathy.
That's a good one, yeah.
Check yourself, correct yourself, you know what to put, empathy.
Thank you.
Yeah.
If your partner's into fucking and sucking and so are you, do that.
That's my best advice.
Yeah, I mean, they didn't specify for ace folks.
That's what I'm saying, if you're into that.
And if your partner's into that, I don't know.
Find a common interest, fuck and suck.
That's my best advice.
I don't know what you want.
It's...
Oh man.
I...
I am equally as poorly equipped to the task as I could possibly imagine.
The only thing I will say is that if you think you're in a bad relationship, then you are, and you should either take steps to fix it or end it.
That's really about it, because I spend a lot of time, like, basically when you're in the jobs that I've been in, you do have downtime to talk to co-workers, and a lot of times my co-workers are just like, yeah, I'm dating this girl, and X, Y, and Z is happening, and I'm like, well, then you should probably end the relationship.
And there's like, but, and I'm like, no, you know what I'm saying is true, but you're the one stuck in it.
If the roles were reversed and I was telling you these things, you would acknowledge what I needed to do.
And it's just that kind of thing.
It's just the kind of thing that when you're the one trapped in it, it's much harder for you to have the detached way to look at it and go, yeah, this is wrong.
And it needs to either be remedied or ended.
Yeah, all the best relationship advice that no one will ever act on.
Because it's just like, it's advice that's been out there for a long time, but when you're in the moment, you're like, like, hey, if you're seeing somebody, you're thinking about, like, seeing somebody and one of your friends or multiple of your friends, like, gets over the awkwardness factor of it all to tell you that the person you want to see or are seeing sucks, it's like, dude, that person is horrible.
You need to fucking break up with them.
Like, just imagine, imagine the social hurdle they had to overcome just to bring that to your attention.
They know what they're putting on the line.
Like, if you take that wrong, they know what's gonna happen.
So, you're supposed to listen to that.
Now, nobody in history, like, ever will.
I don't think I've ever seen it happen, where someone's just like, you know, I'm really thinking about hooking up with that person.
They're just like, dude, no, that is a terrible idea, you shouldn't do it.
Well, fuck you.
I'm going to do it anyway.
Right, exactly.
That's the thing.
My roommate did that to me in my early 20s at one point.
I was about to get myself into a sticky wicket, and he was just like, I've been down that road, dude, and this wicket is very sticky.
And I looked him in the face and I was just like, I know that you're right, and I'm going to ignore you.
I just gave it to him straight.
I just looked at him and I was just like, you're right.
I'm ignoring you.
I'm gonna ignore that.
I'm like, I'm still going down the road.
Like, this is happening.
Wouldn't you know it, that didn't work out super well.
So later on.
But doing that at the moment, it saved me from having to eat a little bit of crow down the line.
Because when inevitably went bad, I got to go to that person and just like, Hey, so remember how I told you were right?
Well, it turns out you were right.
And they're just like, I told you.
And I'm just like, yeah, I know you did.
I told you that I was going to ignore you.
I felt like you needed to know that you were right.
But like, I don't feel like, it's not like a gotcha moment.
I knew what was going to happen.
But sometimes you got to roll the dice, dude.
It's like when you play the lottery, you know, you're just giving the state $2.
But sometimes, one in like 1.8 million people or whatever, for that one person, the dice, it's just like, oh shit, it worked out.
My friend was wrong!
These people who knew me the best were incorrect.
It turns out that I, in the middle of it, still was making the best possible decisions, really crushing it.
Exactly.
And that brings us to our final question as always, which is, what are you guys looking forward to?
Straight chillin'.
I'm on vacation this week.
Straight chillin'.
I'm gonna be playing video games.
I've got a cold breakfast sandwich left over.
I'm gonna eat after this.
What do you plan?
I think I'm probably just gonna play Civilization Revolution.
And maybe dork around with some mobile games on my phone from bed.
Because I don't really want to be out of my bed very much.
And when my friends are around, I'll get back to playing Baldur's Gate 3.
Because that game's great.
But I only play that on multiplayer these days.
And yeah, chilling.
That's what I'm looking forward to.
I'm looking for the next, what is it, nine days of Christmas, right?
That's how the song is?
Yes.
Yeah.
Right.
There you go.
Oh yeah, I stuck a bird reaser.
I don't know if I threw it.
Wait a minute, so do you believe that days happen after, to start at Christmas and then go?
What?
Yeah, that's how the song goes.
That's that's that.
What is it called?
Like 12-eyed or something?
I was looking.
I don't know anything about Christmas, so I've been heavy Googling this past weekend because I was kind of spending Christmas with a friend.
Okay, so as someone who knows very little about Christmas, I feel you should poll your Christmas-liking friends.
Because this is interesting, my impression was always that the 12 days were the run-up to Christmas.
Nope, it's after.
And that's how it's traditionally done around the world, too, apparently.
And that may technically be true per the song, but pull your friends.
See if they believe the 12 Days of Christmas start on Christmas or end at Christmas.
I believe you'll probably... I don't care what my friends think.
I'm going off of the facts.
I mean, the word literally used to mean one thing, and now it means a different thing.
Stuff changes over time.
You've got to embrace that change.
Nobody's going to like somebody who's never celebrated Christmas coming in and trying to get all be like, I'm actually pushing up their glasses.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm actually, it's just, that's how it says literally right here.
The 12 days of Christmas are December 25th to January 5th.
That's what Wikipedia said.
Like, okay, again, the 26th, all of them have a specific name, and they do land on the days.
Like, yesterday was the second day of Christmas, which is named after, like, a saint, one of the first saints who was martyred.
And if you look on December 26th, it's technically named after that saint.
So it's, like, St.
Stephen's Day is December 26th.
It's the second day of Christmas.
I'm here to tell you that nobody who celebrates Christmas knows any of this or cares about any of this.
Well, I'm just saying what I'm, like, looking up.
They have the days running up to Christmas, and that is why, like, ABC and stuff, when they are doing their movie run-up, they'll be like... I don't care what Capitalist Christmas is.
I mean, Christmas... Oh.
My sister in Christ.
Christmas is literally all capitalism.
If you put Wikipedia in Christmas, congratulations, you're in it.
It's capitalism.
It's top to bottom.
It's capitalism.
Now, if we want to get back to the pagan shit, I'm down for that.
Let's dance a pole around.
Let's put a horse skull on a pole and dance around.
That's cool as fuck.
What we need is for Hayley to meet up with Martin Geddes, the QAnon nut, because both Hayley and Martin were raised Jehovah's Witness.
That is one of my favorite things about Martin, is he literally says, I could not be in another cult.
I was raised Jehovah's Witness.
I would see a cult coming a mile away.
And it's like, oh, Martin, so young, so trusting.
You huge moron.
So we need, Martin can be like, yo Martin, unblock me on Twitter.
So you and Hayley can have this detente and you two can determine when the 12 days of Christmas are and you have to accept each other's findings.
How about listeners?
Tell me how you feel.
Do you do it based off of like some fucking network that tells you what to do?
Or do you do it based off of the Lord?
Do you do it off of Wikipedia or do you do it off of the actual cultural zeitgeist of the season?
I'm wondering.
I mean, I would be genuinely interested to know how many people do, like, do consider the 12 days of Christmas to start from Christmas.
It's like, okay, Boxing Day is the 26th.
I know that's more of a, that's not an American thing, but it's like, it's the day following Christmas because it's, I don't know, man.
I don't know, man.
I just enjoy the Boxing Day thing, because Trump's lawyers were like, you want us to file a brief?
We have to work on Boxing Day.
And then the court was like, well, fine, do it before Christmas, then, you fucks.
They just tightened the deadline on them.
It's Boxing Day.
I'm not trying to tell anybody how to celebrate.
You can celebrate Christmas in July for all you give a fucking lord of shit, but I'm just saying what Wikipedia is telling me.
Look, look, look, look.
Hold on.
I pulled it up.
The Feast of St.
John Apostle and the Evangelists is on the 27th of December.
The Feast of the Holy Innocents is the 28th.
Memorial of St.
Thomas Beckett, Bishop and Martyr is the 29th.
The Feast of the Holy Family, Mary, Jesus, and Joseph is on Sunday within an octave of Christmas.
And if it's not on Sunday, it's on December 20th.
It's on December 30th.
Then there's the Feast of St. Basil the Great.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm fucking due!
Okay, go.
Why is Joseph and the family here?
He's not Christ's dad!
That's cheating!
It's giving stepdads deserve Christmas too.
He's the father that stepped up.
He deserves a present.
If he deserved Christmas, he would have been getting celebrated on Christmas and not one of these deep Catholic nonsense days.
Yeah, St.
Basil the Great and Gregory of Nazareth on January 2nd.
And then the Memorial of the Holy Name of Jesus on January 3rd.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
No one who does not speak Latin knows what that is.
You're right.
Only people who know Latin know what any of that shit is.
The 12 days of Christmas are the 12 days leading up to Christmas.
They culminate in Christmas, which is why Boxing Day has its own name.
And is it just Christmas 2 or Christmas again?
I would kill for it to be Christmas 2.
That'd be the greatest thing ever.
If we literally had a second day that's Christmas part 2.
I personally- That's what the movie is about.
An evil John Lithgow to squeeze more capitalism out of Christmas
proposes Christmas 2.
I personally don't care which direction we go with the 12 days of Christmas,
but I think we should recognize it as a full holiday.
Oh, if we have two weeks off, I'll take it.
Sold.
Oh, man.
Christmas starts November 1st and ends December 25th.
November 1st is when they defrost Mariah Carey for her raid of terror.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Well, what a what a- What are you excited about?
Segment from just Hayley and I. Mike, how about you?
I'm looking forward to the new year and these holidays ending so that I can go back to having quiet, boring weekdays at work.
Because in the casino industry, you understand that the weekends are going to be slamma jamma packed and all that good stuff, but you're supposed to go to work on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and it's supposed to be just easy breezy.
No one's there, you just do your job, get in, get out.
This holiday season's turned the place into a nut house for forever.
So, uh, get back to work, America.
I can't wait for New Year's Day to pass and then finally the holidays end and I can finally walk into ye olde casino on a Monday and just be like, ah, tumbleweeds.
Peace and quiet.
That is our message to you.
Get back to work, America.
Yes!
That's the dream.
Yeah, it's just... I don't know why this year I noticed it, but this year it's been like, man, holy smokes!
When it's Christmas time, it's gambling time.
People are just in it to win it, to go to ye olde casino and start getting on those slot machines and playing the blackjack and shooting the dice.
It is just...
It's wild.
It is absolutely a zoo.
Maybe the best way to avoid your family.
Yes, absolutely.
The best way to avoid your family is to just develop a gambling problem.
Nobody's unlucky on Christmas.
Nope.
No way.
No way, no how.
That's the name of our gambling themed holiday movie for the Homer Channel.
Nobody's unlucky on Christmas.
And it'll have that same poster as every Hallmark movie where it's just like a lady wearing a red top on one side and a guy wearing like a brown coat on the other side and they're both like back to back with the title of the movie in between them sort of looking over their shoulders at each other.
And there's like Christmas ornaments around.
You guys can picture it.
It's all the same.
Yes.
Welcome to Capitalist.
Welcome to the Capitalist Hellscape that is Christmas.
But we get to put that one in a box until next year.
Unless you're one of the people that celebrate, like Haley said, in which case, you're almost through the woods.
So hang in there, baby.
Is that what the kitten says?
Anyway, on that note, it's time for us to board Santa's sleigh and majestically and magically fly out of Hellworld for the week.
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So, for another successful episode of the Adventures of Hellworld Podcast, I've been one of your hosts, the Mysterious L. Joined, as always, by our expert in all things Arizona Crazy, Arizona Right Watch, a.k.a.
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