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June 19, 2023 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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HellwQrld: WTRWIAWARWW Episode 3: More Pilled AZ GOP'ers

The most pilled state in America continues to show us how aggressive the brainworms are. Haley is here to help Mike understand how horrible her state's congress truly is. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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♪♪♪ It's time to watch the right wing in Arizona
with Arizona Right Wing Watch.
you Yes, that's right.
That's what we're doing.
This is watching the right wing with Arizona Right Wing Watch.
I am Mike Rains, a.k.a.
Poker and Politics, and I am, of course, joined by Haley, a.k.a.
Arizona Right Wing Watch.
Yep, that's me.
Hi.
Is it?
Oh, God, it was like the the Max Hedberg 7 featuring Max Hedberg, like the band that Conan O'Brien had on his show.
I just remember that guy just had to wedge his name into the band's name as much as possible.
He was going to be about me, baby.
It's all about me.
Oh, yeah.
OK, OK, buddy.
Whatever you want.
Calm down.
Yeah.
So, Arizona is, as always, the most Q-pilled, insane state in our beloved Union.
Your local Congress Critters, the people who represent the constituents of the great state of Arizona, kind of insane.
A little bit.
A little bit.
Just a touch.
Just a slice.
So, I have been given four delightful headlines from people who follow the regular show that I am fulfilling the role of L here, where I tee it up for the expert, and then they spike it across the volleyball net.
So we begin with violent AZGOP comments post-Trump indictment.
So what did the nuts in Arizona have to say about Trump's indictment?
And what sort of violence did they portend?
Um, well, Carrie Lake had a comment that was like, if you want to get Trump,
you're going to have to go through me and the 75 million Americans like me, who
are members of the NRA card carrying members, you know, and she's like, that's
That's a, that's just a PSA.
And it's like, that is a threat.
It feels kind of like a threat.
Also, it's just like, I want to.
It's so annoying when it's like people like Carrie make these threats because it's like you're like 90 pounds.
You're going to go flying back 40 feet.
You can shoot a shotgun, you know?
Yeah, you're.
I was actually, I was thinking about her recently, and I was just thinking that, you know, given the state of play of the current Republican primary, if the money people, if like Rupert Murdoch and the Republican Party elites are looking at this shit, because what's really weird is we keep seeing like polling about The Republican primary field?
Fuck that.
Get some more polls out about Biden vs. Trump.
Let's see how bad that looks for Team Trump at this point.
Because I'm betting every day that goes by it just gets worse.
Because I really just don't see a lot of independent voters being like, you know, I'm not really sure about Biden, but this massively indicted guy that was already president once, maybe I should give him another bite of the apple.
That sounds like a good idea.
So I just think about it and I'm like, you know, DeSantis ain't lighting the world on fire.
He kind of sucks.
Who can the Republican base galvanize behind?
Who can they support?
Carrie Lake should just run for president right now.
She should just do it.
She should just throw her hat in the ring and be like, boom, fuck it.
She should come out and be like, look, I love Trump.
Trump's the greatest.
I just worry that the deep state is going to put him in jail and hamstring his campaign between now and the election.
So I'm going to run for president on a pro-Trump MAGA platform.
And I promised my first act once I get into office is to pardon Trump for all his crimes because they're all fake.
Bing, bang, boom.
And she would be in second place tomorrow.
She would pass DeSantis immediately because he just ain't doing it.
He sucks.
Yeah, he's not.
He's not interesting.
No.
Lake 100% can win a Republican primary.
She cannot win a general election.
But I just think that if I mean, and she's only going to get less relevant as time goes on.
It's not like she's going to do better in the future.
So like, yo, Carrie, call me up.
I'll be your campaign manager.
Let's do this.
Let's, let's get you in there.
Make this primary even more fucking ridiculous than it already is.
She's, she's going to be the VP.
I'm still, that's still my prediction.
That's still my hot prediction.
I would be the happiest clam in the ocean if she was the vice president.
Oh, my God.
Because I've said this on the regular pod before as well, but it's just like this thing where in 2020, I was the belle of the ball.
I had all kinds of journalists asking me, hey, Mike Rains, I couldn't get a hold of Travis View or Mike Rothschild.
You'll do in a pinch.
Want to talk to QAnon with us?
Reporter people who need to understand your weird world of Nut job lunatics.
And then the moment Biden got in office, I was like, hey, reporter person, you want to talk to me?
They're like, get back under the bridge, troll.
Fuck you, buddy.
You ain't shit.
And so 2024 rolls around.
Maybe those journalists start knocking on my door again.
Maybe they start talking to me.
But if Carrie Lake's the Vice Presidential Nominee, oh my God, I'm going to be beating off the journalist with a stick.
I'm going to be like, no, get off me, journalist.
It's $200 an hour if you want to talk to my grains now, because I'm in demand.
I'm important.
Oh God.
So please, please.
Lake or MTG.
And I get, I get to have a mansion.
Lake or MTG is the nominee and I get to be important again.
I get to be a big special boy.
Cause they're going to be like, fuck, there's like 10 people that know this shit.
And Will Sommer and Ben Collins are already on TV enough that we can't get them.
So it's like, basically, again, after Travis and Mike Rothschild, you're fucked.
It's like, oh god.
Because, I mean, Dapper Gander doesn't post his face or his name, and a lot of people think Dapper Gander's a woman.
So, like, although Dapper has a golden voice, if you've heard the Q&A.
He's hot.
Yeah.
Not to be weird, because I don't know him, or I don't even think we follow each other, but I've heard...
From Stephanie!
I'm sorry, Stephanie.
I met Dapper.
I cannot confirm nor deny his hotness.
What's that?
Yeah.
I don't know anything about you.
I'm sorry if you'll assume this is Mr. Duck.
It's so weird saying that.
Oh, I...
I really, I really enjoy that name.
That was one of the things, like, because when I, when I joined up, when I joined Twitter and got into this dumb shit, I was just sort of like, man, that is a hilarious name.
Feminist Proper Gander.
I just loved it.
Oh, is that why people think he's a woman?
Because the feminist thing?
That's so funny.
Right.
Yeah.
But it's just, it's such a great name.
And actually that's really funny because when I first started the podcast I was doing solo work and there was this guy this guy that was he had like three followers but he was like one of the most articulate funny people I know and he would just go at people he was like literally one of these people that just works to get suspended from Twitter because when he got into a fight with a troll it was just F-bombs and vitriol.
I mean, he just did not give a shit if he got reported.
He just did not care.
He was coming at you hammer and tongs.
And that guy was like, your podcast is okay, but you need a co-host to bounce stuff off of.
Maybe you can get Dapper to join you.
She might be helpful.
Because again, at that point, no one knew anything about Dapper.
And most people assumed that Dapper was female because of the feminist propaganda name.
And then the QAA guys literally bought Dapper a microphone to get him on QAA, which was hilarious.
So, but yeah, Dapper's awesome.
All those people are awesome.
But it's just this thing where there's just not a lot of people in this shitty sub set of humanity that is reporting on this stuff.
And as a result, Like, if you want to get into this niche, if you want to actually be like, Oh my God, what do I say about Carrie Lager or Marjorie Taylor Greene?
Like, it's like, fuck, I've got to talk to the Shirley Manson guy.
I've got to talk to that weird kook on the internet about this shit.
JFK Shirley Manson guy?
Yeah, the JFK, Shirley Manson guy.
I gotta talk about the guy that's just fucking living in that bizarre universe.
And it's just like, hey, nutball, can you tell us about Marjorie Taylor Greene?
The secrets of my prophecies.
Shut up.
Just talk.
Talk into the can, poor boy.
It's like, yes, master, I'll talk into the can.
So it's just, it's just so funny, but yeah, Carrie Lake, I, I really honestly think that like she should run right now.
And if she doesn't, then the thing that's kind of funny is I don't, I mean, I can totally see her being the vice president cause she's completely subservient to Trump and that's what he wants and all that kind of stuff.
But yeah, it feels like she's kind of like, uh, trying out for a role.
She's been active lately.
The only thing is, is that I just don't see the value add for her on the ticket.
Like I just don't see how she or green is value add.
Cause the whole point of your vice president is to try to shore up a weakness that you have.
With some constituency because like it's basically.
JFK picked LBJ because he wanted to appeal to Southern conservatives and also because he was blackmailed because LBJ was going to give up the sex tapes of Marilyn Monroe.
Spoiler, that's not true.
Obama wanted Biden because he wanted to be like, hey, I know it's really crazy that you people are going to vote a young black man into the presidency, but don't worry, I got an old white guy over my shoulder.
Piece of white bread.
Yeah, piece of white bread.
Keeping me on the straight and narrow.
And then Biden did the reverse where he was like, I know you're picking old white guy, so I'm going to give you a black lady as the vice president to try to make sure you understand that I'm still hip.
I'm still with it.
I'm still cool.
Remember Obama?
I was Obama's vice president!
It's so crazy!
Trump picked Pence because the Jesus freaks were like, does Trump really hate gay people and want women to die from endoscopic pregnancies?
Does he really?
And they were like, yeah, he picked Pence.
Pence is all about that shit.
Pence hates gay people and he wants women to bleed out like you fucking read about.
And then the evangelicals were like, yes!
Trump like surrounded himself with babes and Pence was like, I cannot be in a room with a woman.
Mother won't let me be in a room alone. Oh God. Yeah. So I just think that I just don't see the
value add for Trump beyond the fact that he's going for this ultra cynical. I'm picking a woman
vice president to try to like deflect from the whole misogyny of the Republican Party.
And I'm trying to cover up for our vicious anti-abortion bullshit.
Hey, look, Dames, a Dame Vice President.
Ain't that great?
And it's like, yeah, the Democrats already have one of those.
What?
Well, like, we don't care.
But I would think that, God, it's so hard to try to figure out where Trump's rotten brain... The thing is, I just feel like he would pick Laker, Green, or someone that's just a sycophant to him, because at this point he's off the rails.
At this point you can't even talk to him.
Cause he got talked into Pence because he wanted Christie.
Christie was who he wanted for vice president.
And then Paul Manafort and a bunch of other people like flim flammed him into Pence and he eventually went with it.
So I just, this time I feel like the Trump campaign is going to be Trump's running it.
It's just my way or the highway.
And he's just going to pick his VP and he doesn't give a fuck about the politics of it all.
Also, like, a super important, like, thing to think about is, like, who's actually, like, stupid enough to be his VP after, you know, the whole Pence thing.
And it's like, not too many people probably want that job, actually, but Carrie, like, she's stupid enough.
Oh, stupid enough and grasping enough, because I feel like her and Marjorie Taylor Greene should be literally every day just like dumping boxes of donuts and just piles of Big Macs on Trump's desk in the White House.
Be like, eat up, Donnie!
We need to keep you nice and plump, Donnie!
And they're just like, oh, please, please let him stroke out.
Please, please let his diseased heart explode.
Make me President God.
This was your vision, God.
Get me in there.
Get me in there.
Kill this fat slime.
You can do it, God.
I believe in you.
I mean, like, Like, every now and then, after every cabinet meeting, like, Blake's just walking over to the other department heads and being like, so, uh, 25th Amendment?
Sounds good to me.
How about you?
Anyone else?
25th Amendment?
Make me president?
Any of you cool with that?
No?
Okay.
We'll, we'll, we'll reconvene in a couple months.
It's all good.
But just, uh, keep that in mind.
25th Amendment and, uh, keep giving him sugar.
Keep giving him sugar.
More Cokes.
Get that button.
No more Diet Cokes.
Coke.
I want straight Coke.
And if he's not looking, pour more sugar in it.
Just get that man's caloric intake up another 1,500 calories a day.
Let's get him to a nice round 350 pounds around his 80th birthday.
Because we want him to last two years.
We want him to fall over dead on January 20th, 2020.
2025, because then I get the 10-smasher, because that's how the Constitution works.
I loved it when QAnon figured that out.
They were like, oh shit, you can serve 10 years as president if it breaks right.
I remember Major Patriot right before he fell off the earth and retired his digital combat boots and was no longer a digital soldier.
Major Patriot was obsessed with the idea that Trump was going to become president on January 20th, 2023.
That some series of events was going to enact itself and Trump was going to serve out the last two years of Biden's term and then win another term as president to get the full 10 smasher.
So, I mean, that's how it works.
It is absolutely is.
That's why LBJ waited until 1963 to kill Kennedy so he could get the nine ball.
And then he actually didn't even run for reelection in 68, but LBJ could have got nine years if he wanted him.
So, but, uh, Also, one more.
We had one more that was besides Carrie Lake.
Yes.
You know Andy Biggs?
Nope, but I think I vaguely heard of him, but I don't know him that well.
Yeah, he's a Freedom Caucus guy.
He's like literally like Paul Gosar, except he understands, I guess, that you probably shouldn't hire like explicit gripers to your campaign and draw so much attention to yourself.
But he tweeted, he's also like pretty involved with the Stop the Steal thing, like intricately.
Ollie Alexander named him.
He was like, That's him, officer.
That's the guy, you know, who helped me plan January 6th and try to overturn democracy.
But yeah, Andy Biggs was like, we've reached the war phase.
It's time.
Eye for an eye.
After the Trump indictment announcement.
Oh, God.
Shut up.
He literally lives in like a fancy area.
It's like he's not going to be anything that he stirs up.
You know, he's such a fancy boy.
Fancy Mormon guy.
Oh, God.
Oh, you know how he got his money.
This is such bullshit.
How did he get his money?
The family publisher Sweepstakes.
He won 10 million.
Oh my god.
Oh, wow.
Literally just got money thrown at him from the sky.
Yeah.
That's, man, fuck you Publishers Clearing House.
Why not me?
Why?
I would have done good things with that money instead of kowtowing to the Nazis.
Ah, man.
That hurts.
I know, that hurts me every time.
That hurts me every time.
I'm just doing the clip from the Yu-Gi-Oh.
It should have been me!
It should have been me!
Yeah, he's like one of the January 6th guys.
He even asked for a pardon, just like Gosar.
He was pretty intricately involved.
So, you're saying when the Jack Smith federal indictments come down, he might be a witness or even a defendant?
Yeah, well, he was asked to come testify when the House committee did their J6 hearings, but he didn't.
He didn't go.
He just didn't do that.
And there's no consequences.
And he's still my representative.
Great.
I'm sure your district is like plus 40 R or something like that.
Yeah, it's kind of, it's pretty red.
Yeah, that sucks.
That's lovely.
They're getting angry.
Or I don't know.
I don't know.
Is Carrie like actually angry or is she just like, you know, playing the part?
Yeah.
You're doing it.
You're doing a bit, Gov.
Oh, yeah.
So from that, we move on to WADSAC False Flag Slash Evaldi.
Do you know what a WADSAC is?
No, I don't.
That's why I said it the way I said it.
Yeah, that's a state senator here.
Her name is Justine Wodczak.
That's a great last name.
Yeah, she's a big ol' Wodczak.
Hey!
Hey!
All right, so I don't know.
Let's set up the stage of who, like, Justine Wodczak is.
She's recent.
She just, um, she's a freshman legislator.
You know, she just won her seat.
She did post about QAnon back in the day, back in, like, 2020.
She posted this picture of Hillary, just basically saying, like, her days are numbered.
And it had, like, hashtag where we go on where we go, you know?
Oh, of course.
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
Yeah, but when she was asked about it by the, like, AZ Republic, she said, like, oh, I actually think that QAnon is crap, and I've been fighting for years to stop this, and it just won't go away.
But she's always tweeting shit that's, like, pretty QAnon-esque, even though it's not explicitly, like, you know, nothing can stop what is coming.
Oh god.
Like she had, like one she tweeted recently was like this like little white lamb labeled like our children and it's like getting eaten by a bunch of wolves that say like New World Order, the World Health Organization, pedophiles, World Economic Forum, Big Pharma.
It was like kind of cueing on me a little bit.
I love that Big Pharma is working hand-in-hand with pedophiles.
I just enjoy that everyone in our world is pretty okay with pedophiles.
That's just par for the course.
It's just, hey, I'm rich and successful.
What do I have to do now to maintain my wealth?
Oh, you have to be tolerant of pedophiles.
Oh, oh, I see how this is.
Fine.
It was, oh God, like, Alex Jones had a thing where he was like, 80% of Democrats rape, 80% of elected Democrats rape children.
And the Knowledge Fight guys were just like, what does that other 20% do about that?
Are they just sort of blasé?
Sort of, hey, it's one of the child fuckers in my, in my, in my caucus.
Hey, child fucker.
That's just life.
But you know, just got to, price of doing business, just have to be associated.
Part of the course.
Yep, part of the course.
Just got to be associated with a unrelenting mob of pedophiles.
That's just life.
That's just the way it is.
When you're in elected, when you're in elective politics, that's just what you deal with.
What I truly love about all of this stuff when it comes to these people is, you know what would kind of break up a massive pedophile ring?
Elections.
Because if it ever got out that you were part of a pedophile ring, you would lose the election.
Never mind the whole legal consequences thing, just the public consequences of being part of this.
You would no longer be in office.
You would be removed.
It feels to me like being like, okay, so hi, I'm the new leader of the Democratic Party in, I don't know, 1970 or whatever.
Our new vision for the Democratic Party is that everyone who gets elected is either a pederast who's part of a child trafficking ring or okay with that.
Smash cut to 2023.
It's working!
Great success.
Everything's going great.
Thank God no one ever caught any of us in our child trafficking or any of our other myriad of crimes.
It's just...
I fucking, the only pedophile I can think of recently that was credibly accused of such a thing was Roy Moore.
And he barely lost election in Alabama and he was a Republican.
Yeah.
We had a guy here.
Yeah.
David Stringer kind of fan.
He's kind of like infamous here.
Same thing.
He was like child rapist.
And they kicked him out.
It's so weird.
Because once you're credibly accused of that stuff of evidence, you can't keep your seat.
Because the public is like, oh, pederast, but goodbye.
It really, this is what has always made me laugh about QAnon so much is they're always like, oh, Trump has to wait until after the election to do these things.
Why?
Do you?
Donald Trump arrests army of pedophiles and the Democratic Party loses election because the American people were like, no, we liked our pedophile leaders.
So that is why just their whole concept of how the world works.
Just doesn't make sense when you understand that we are a representative democracy and that if you guys wanted to, you know, remove these people from office for their crimes, all you would have to do is present evidence of those crimes.
The QAnon loves pissing and moaning about Adam Schiff and the crimes he committed at the Standard Hotel.
Show us the crimes.
Name the victim.
Give us evidence.
It's all you need to do.
And you win.
Adam Schiff will be gone.
Fuck Adam Schiff.
I don't care about Adam Schiff.
That's what I love about these people is they think, oh, the normies couldn't accept it.
There is no politician in America that I wouldn't gladly throw into a cell and throw away the key if they were credibly accused of being a pedophile.
If you were just like, Obama is a pedophile, I wouldn't be like, no!
We do not have a cult based around a political leader.
That is you.
That is you.
If Trump was credibly accused of being a pedophile, you would rebel.
Obama in jail, throw Biden in jail.
We do not have a cult based around a political leader.
That is you.
That is you.
If Trump was credibly accused of being a pedophile, you would rebel.
You would be the ones fighting to defend your pedophile overlord, and you would
claim it was all deep state bullshit.
You would lie your asses off and try to cover for him.
Because that's how you operate.
You're all terrible monsters and I hate you.
So yeah.
So anyway, speaking of terrible monsters who we hate.
Yes.
Swadsack.
Besides being the QAnon kind of like the QAnon-esque post.
Yes.
Like whatever.
She definitely does like kind of You know how there's been, like, a trajectory of, like, all of our enemies are pedophiles to, like, all LGBT people are pedophiles.
Um, she's really into that.
Like, even though she has a gay son, though, um, but she's so weird.
Just like based Elon and his trans daughter who won't speak to him.
Yeah.
So she's like, she actually like is pretty friendly with gays against groomers, which is like a hate group.
Yes.
And, um, She sponsored some of the, like, really hateful anti-LGBT bills this session, including ones that would just make it illegal for, like, drag performers to exist in the presence of people under 18 and it would charge them with, like, a class 5 felony and imprison them for 15 years if, like, someone laid eyes upon them.
Oh no, your gaze fell upon a person in drag.
Now that person in drag must be thrown in jail for forever.
Is this along the lines of that bill about how Governor Hobbs, who I will use the honorific that she has earned, Governor Hobbs, Vetoed the pornography being filmed in schools thing.
Oh yeah, okay, so this is also kind of tied to that.
So WADSEC had this bill that would ban books, basically, in schools.
It would make it so any books that promote gender fluidity or gender pronouns, so like literally every book, Yeah.
would be like under subject of considering being considered like child
pornography. It's like yeah pronouns or pornography. That obviously did not pass
Katie Hobbs has been hitting that veto stamp this session, but they tried to kind of wedge in that book ban bill again with this like, you can't, like the, we're stopping the epidemic of child, of making pornography in K through 12 schools.
Oh, that happens all the time.
I mean... But it also, like, had the language of the book banning bill, like, in the second half, so it was, like, clearly also trying to wedge that in.
And it was, like, using this real instance that did happen at, like, a school up north in Arizona.
This lady Who was a teacher there.
She had an OnlyFans account that like there was some photos that were in the classroom after hours.
But the like Republicans took it and they're like they're making she was making porn on the desk right in front of little Johnny squirting all over the classroom.
We've got to clean that up and make a clip out of it.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm joking.
I'm just like little.
Oh, God.
I really didn't think we would ever talk about squirting all over little Johnny, but.
We're here.
We're here.
But yeah, so that was kind of like how they went with it.
And then when Katie Hobbs vetoed it, they're like, Katie Hobbs is like super in a, like, Gosar released this newsletter.
He was like, Katie Hobbs is super into porn and the porn loving Katie Hobbs vetoed the anti-porn bill that would make it illegal to film porn in front of little Johnny.
So they were like really hamming it up.
My favorite thing about those sickos is these are the same people that whenever it comes out that a adult teacher that is a woman had sex with a 16-year-old boy, they're like, yeah!
Way to slay, young man!
Boom!
I wish teachers were like that when I was growing up!
Yeah.
They're South Park episode.
Yeah.
They're all about, they're all about the protected, but we got to protect the children unless they're horny 16 year olds, then adult women should exploit them and have sex with them.
That's that is good.
And right.
So, yeah.
So she has some pretty funky bills and also she had, Oh my gosh.
She had, um, a bill that would, um, Like, we have an Arizona school for the deaf and blind here, but it kind of serves like a bit of the West Coast in general for K-12 students who are deaf and blind.
It's specifically for students who are deaf and blind, like the resources are specifically for them.
The program is specifically made for them.
It's like a really good school.
I forget what his name is, but the actor from CODA went there, that movie, that he won the Academy Award for it because he actually came and testified because Wodzak had a bill that would basically just get rid of it because she had like some personal beef.
With the AZ School for Deaf and Blind because her daughter didn't get accepted because she had like other disabilities that extended beyond what they could help with.
So she was just like, okay, we're getting rid of this fucking school that serves so many people.
um that didn't pass and like yeah the guy from Kodak came out and was like can you not get rid of the school please um and then she had a bill that would basically just like make it illegal to be homeless you know just be like oh you're going to jail because you're homeless um so she sucks she sucks she's part of she's like friendly with this like so how some states have moms for liberty we have purple for parents Yeah, she was kind of like involved with them before getting elected.
They're like a militia heavy just quote-unquote parents rights group slash like anti-red for ed group.
Uh, her and, like, some of the Purple for Parents people and, like, militia people stormed this school board back in, like, 2021, uh, over the COVID measures that they had.
Oh, of course.
And, like, the- the school- it was, like, at the Vail School Board, and the- the Vail School Board members, like, fled for their safety.
And they're like, that means we win!
That means we run the school board now!
Oh god, literal January 6th logic here.
If we commit enough terrorism, we are the champions.
We are the winners.
So she was part of that group and then she won, you know, so that's kind of like her personality.
She's currently facing a recall for anybody who cares.
I'm sure we have like one listener who lives in her district.
You can do it, that one listener.
You're the spark that will light the match that will bring this lady down.
Go to SackWadSack.com and help out.
But anyway, so now that she's kind of getting a little bit of attention because she says a little bit of outlandish things and she's kind of an awful human being, people have been like digging into her old socials, you know, a little bit and just like old shit that she used to do.
She actually used to be in a cover band.
Oh Jesus.
I know.
And it's like, she hates gay people, but she does all these, she's like, Oh, I'm going to cover David Bowie and, you know, uh, Dead or Alive and Queen, all these like queer bands and musicians just like that she would ban here.
But anyway, so, uh, Media Matters found this kind of just I don't want to say hilarious, um, conversation that she had on Facebook after the Uvalde massacre in Texas.
Yeah.
Um, but it is kind of like, man, this lady can, will just believe anything, you know?
So she like, she, she, she faced, she posts on Facebook, like thoughts and prayers, just typical thoughts and prayers.
She was running at the time.
So she ends it with hashtag WADSAC for Arizona, which just feels like.
Oh God.
Yeah.
Oh man.
Oh God.
I feel so sorry for those children that were murdered and be busy dubs vote for me.
Yeah, I know.
I was like, okay lady.
Um, but yeah, so someone replies like, uh, like, oh, you know, as more details emerge, it's starting to look like a false plat, a false flag.
And she's like, please post info.
She's just like, lady, you're running for office.
So he sends like all these links that just, you know, a bunch of conspiracies about Yuvalde.
And she's like, yes, yes, very interesting.
Yeah.
And then someone chimes in and she's like, you know, this is actually all has to do with the great replacement to keep the minority vote in check.
And she replies, she's like, what is the Great Replacement?
I keep hearing about this thing!
It's like, lady!
Again, this is like, you're running for office!
I'm gonna read this word-for-word, what they said.
He's like, the person that responds to her, just some random, too.
It's like, you don't have to do this.
Um...
You know that!
I just think that that's literally, we could say that about all of QAnon, all the right
way, everyone.
You don't have to do this!
But yeah, so this random just responds, he's like, apparently it's a big conspiracy or something of that sort.
A Google search pulls up all sorts of data surrounding it.
The reason you won't find out so many different definitions is that different people from all walks of life subscribe to it in one way or another.
If you Google Dr. Klein, you will find that he was part of a cult called the Quiverful, Or something like that.
He inseminated a multitude of his patients with his own semen without their consent.
I believe the idea was to proliferate his genes.
You know, blonde hair and blue eyes.
Like, what is literally, what are your words?
What are you saying, man?
Um, so WADSAC literally responds that like, well, I don't think it was actually to do with the great replacement because she's like, the school, it doesn't seem like it was to keep the minority vote in check because obviously the kids were like, mostly Latino.
But she's like, this is what she fucking says.
She says, so many globalists with agendas to fundamentally change our world.
We have to stand strong against them.
Like, remove yourself from this conversation.
Stop asking more questions.
But I think that's just kind of who she is.
Like, yeah, I just love you.
Crazy.
Oh, Bringing up globalists unprompted is a real bad sign.
That is not good.
You are a bad person when you talk about the globalists.
Because you mean Jews.
You're trying to say Jews.
Yeah.
So, she's cool.
Oh, she's very cool.
Very cool.
So yeah, if anyone sees any more interesting WADSAC posts, Are really disturbing.
Send them my way.
Yes.
So we can talk about them.
Arizona right wing watch DMs are always open.
Yeah.
That's actually why we're covering the next part is because someone was literally like, can you guys cover this?
And what I was going to say is, and she will even look at them because even though most of your DMs on Twitter are now sexy Asian ladies who want to meet with you or give you stock advice, that's how this works.
I know.
I feel like I miss a lot of messages now because it's like I'm scrolling through all those and there's probably like some sandwiched in there, you know?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So up next, what we've been asked to talk about Cyber Ninjas and their text messages.
You guys remember the Cyber Ninjas?
Do you remember the Cyber Ninjas?
Oh, I got a God. Do I remember the cyber ninjas? Mostly because for months and months QAnon
was like, oh, they're going to bring the whole rotten house down. Oh, this is it. This is
the big payoff. And even Trump was like talking to people about the cyber ninjas because he's
a giant dum-dum who will buy Undercounted Biden.
any hopium that might sound good for him.
And then when they finally came out, they're like, well, okay, we did the
recount and Biden won by more actually.
Yes.
Biden won by a hundred more votes originally calculated.
That's our review is that undercounted Biden, Biden wins bigger than
originally thought in Maricopa County.
So yeah, that was there.
All that buildup, all that hype.
And the big payoff was there was no fraud.
There was nothing.
If anything, our great enemy picked up a few votes.
Yeah.
So obviously it was bullshit from the start, you know, everybody kind of knew.
If you lived here, like, it was bullshit.
It's like, hey, man, all those people that just like tried to overturn the election are now trying to do an audit here.
That's kind of weird, right?
And it seems like super fishy and not up to snuff.
That's weird, right?
So we all knew it was bullshit.
And it was almost also like they kind of presented it like, oh, it's only going to take two weeks.
Only take two weeks to count.
Fucking million plus ballots by hand, which they seriously fucked up on that one.
I will never forget that they had to postpone their accounting for a while because like that auditorium was being rented out for graduations.
So it's like the fate of the world hangs in the balance.
We got to take a week off for graduations.
Sorry, everybody.
I know that was so funny.
When I was Jehovah's Witness, we used to have like our big congregational meetings in there, so it's just funny vibes all around.
Not when I was Jehovah's Witness, when my family was forcing me, you know, to go to it, whatever.
But anyways, it's just a funny vibe at that Coliseum all around.
We also have our fair there, our state fair.
But anyway, so the Cyber Ninja audit... Bullshit, okay.
The American Oversight Committee and some local newspapers have long been requesting some the text messages between like Doug Logan who is Mr. Cyber Ninja and like people that were involved with the audit and they've been stalling literally this whole time because they didn't want these text messages to get out and like they were kind of forced to A lack of transparency in my right wing grift?
Why I never, I know the most transparent audit ever, they kept calling it too.
It's just like very funny.
But, um, so anyway, these text messages, uh, the Arizona Republic has been
kind of going through like the ones that they requested.
They did come, like the text messages were out like six months ago through the American Oversight Committee, but like the Republic's going through them now.
So they're kind of going a bit more, uh, you know, they're getting more attention now.
So anyway, it was kind of like just showing that, Yeah, it was bullshit from the start.
And, like, Tug Logan was literally tweeting, like, that he didn't, he couldn't count.
Like, he was not understanding numbers.
He's like, he kept tweeting, like, our numbers are screwy.
Like, I don't know what the fuck we're doing.
Like, I'm looking through all the data and it's like, it's broken.
It doesn't make any sense.
And it's like, the point of this fucking audit is to count the fucking ballots.
So it's like, If you're not counting them, uh, correctly, then you just don't know what the fuck you're doing.
Cause that is the thing that is like, um, the news does like to say, like, what you say is like, Oh, they proved that Biden actually won by more.
And it's like, Oh, they didn't prove shit in my opinion.
Cause they didn't know what the fuck they were doing ever from the start.
Like they just kinda.
They just literally, it's so weird that they actually made up numbers to make Biden win more.
That's really weird to me.
You know, that's what I was thinking too, because if you read through these texts, I was like, was this kind of like a beef thing with Doug?
Like at the end, cause if you're man, you know, Doug's a piece of shit.
Doug Logan is a big old piece of shit.
But, um, like, I don't know.
He clearly was struggling with some things during the audit.
I think Trump was his great white hope and it was kind of getting shattered a little bit during the audit.
Maybe?
I don't know.
They were definitely like putting a lot of the weight on him.
Christina Bobb from OAN and also Trump's lawyer was tweeting him or texting him like just to get the shit done quicker and like you need to be more inspirational because like the base is losing hope and Trump needs to see some you know Some more shit from this audit kind of thing.
And it was just like showing that like yeah him and Bob.
Who's Trump's lawyer and also was reporting, quote unquote, reporting for OAN about the audit at this time and also fundraising for it and then funneling that money back to Doug.
You know, it was just kind of like them communicating and more proof that they were communicating at the time, which was fucking obvious in the beginning.
Yeah.
But like she was even Yeah.
Kind of, cause he wanted to like testify in the J six committee.
Cause he was subpoenaed.
Yeah.
Um, and she's like, Nope, you're not doing that.
Like she convinced him not to do that.
Um, and he did kind of want to fess up that he did not know what the fuck he was doing.
But she's like, Nope, you're not doing that either.
Like you're, they'll, they'll lose faith in you.
Um, and then there was this hilarious time, uh, in the texts, like, so Lin Wood, everybody's favorite Yeehaw lawyer.
Uh, he, uh, he was also kind of tied to the audit because he donated $50,000 through Christina Bob's own audit grift.
There were like so many grifts!
Oh my god.
So he gave her $50,000 for the audit, which was technically I think supposed to go towards the audit, but again it just went to her own grift.
And then like Doug Logan had a falling out with Lin Wood because they had previously worked together before the audit and he's like, I want my money back.
And Christina Bob took that money through her shit and she was like, Doug, you need to give him his money back.
And Doug's like, you have his money.
Yeah.
He's like, I can't pay my bills.
Cause she kept holding it over him.
She's like, I'll give you 80,000 or like $8,000.
So you can pay your bills today.
If you like, you know, give a interview with the media or like, don't testify with it.
You know, she kept like holding shit over his head, like for payment, it seemed like it was like, she was kind of, she seemed kind of a little evil.
Um, I just love that that guy thought he was getting into such a smooth grift of this recount, and he's just immediately trapped in this web of fucking rival competing grifts, and it's all a scam, and now he's the one on the hook for the whole audit, and he's just like, fuck, what the shit!
This was supposed to be just a smash-and-grab, and I was gonna make a quick buck!
How did it turn into this?
Oh, God.
I don't like a true believer, too.
Like he kind of he had like a huge cross in the audit room that was just like made up of statements about the audit, you know, like like post-it notes.
And then I think he just kind of like Was in over his head, like way over his head.
Oh yeah.
And now he's broke and has like 12 kids that he has to take care of.
With that negative Cyber Ninjas money.
Great.
Compobulations of lizard girth.
I'm so glad.
It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
So yeah.
Fuck him.
Fuck Cyber Ninjas.
Yeah.
He ruined democracy in Arizona, like for a while in Arizona.
So, uh, I guess that's what you get, bud.
Yeah, last thing is just Sound of Freedom, which is literally nothing.
It's just the AZGOP had a private screening to that new Jim Caviezel movie.
Oh, my God.
This is the Adrenochrome children movie.
Yeah.
We're going to have to watch this.
This is going to be bonus content.
I know, I have to watch it.
And I was like, eww, I saw like the first 15 minutes.
I was like, how many times do you say the word pedophile?
Jesus Christ.
That'll be part of our bonus content.
We'll have a running counter for pedophile.
I gotta find a pirated version of it.
Uh, well, you did not say that publicly.
Okay, I gotta find a...
Oh, it's staying in.
When we make clips of this movie, know that we did it above board and totally legally.
You know what?
I don't even need to find a pirated version for it.
I can just go on Twitter.com, search it, and I'm sure it'll be uploaded in full on someone's account because Twitter don't work no more.
Well, Twitter works for those of us who want to watch things for free.
Yeah.
Thanks, based Elon, understander of copyright laws.
God, it's gonna be so awesome when Twitter no longer exists in Europe in a couple months.
I don't even watch those John Wick movies, but when I saw like the third or fourth one was on the timeline, I'm like, I'll play it.
Hey, free movie!
I ain't gonna kick a free movie out of bed.
Oh, that's me.
Yep, exactly.
Oh, man.
Okay, so yeah, Sound of Freedom, we're gonna have to go in-depth on that at some point down the line.
Yeah, it's out on July 4th, so...
Oh, of course it is!
Oh my god, fucking... It's actually showing at a ton of theaters around me.
I was like, I should go see it for like the full experience, but I'll have to pay for another ticket for something else and then sneak in because I can't.
Oh, that's like the... I'll have to send it to you.
It's this awesome drawing, and the caption was, me leaving the Oppenheimer Theatre and walking into the Barbie Theatre.
Oh my god, I can't wait.
It's basically just like this, the regular, like the...
I don't know my insult culture that well enough, but I know Stacey is the hot chick who's allowed to be judgmental about who she sleeps with.
But the girl who's supposed to just fuck insults because she's not that hot, it's basically her slowly transforming into Stacey over the course of a series of events.
And so that was the Oppenheimer girl turning into the Barbie girl if you've ever seen the Barbie movie.
Are you wearing your all pink outfit for Barbie?
You know it.
Oh God, you know.
I'm so excited.
I don't know that I own any pink clothing, but I will have to purchase it in order to see Barbie in the appropriate decor.
I want to have the proper accoutrements on when I see Barbie, which spoiler alert, I probably won't.
I've never watched movies in the theaters.
I'd be dragged screaming and kicking to the theater.
Yeah, I'm not really like a theater person, but I feel like, one, Sound of Freedom, because I want to see if anybody says anything wild in the theater.
I'm sure there'll be open sobbing, you know?
Oh, I mostly want to see the movie exclusively for the fact that I want to know if there's actual adrenochrome scenes.
Me too!
That's literally why I want to see it.
I think there's going to be a scene with adrenochrome.
I think.
If there's an adrenochrome scene, it will be the greatest.
I will scream in the theater.
Yes!
Yes!
They did it!
Actually, I would be the reverse.
I would be the girl crying when Trump got inaugurated.
I would be that meme.
I'd be like, NO!
We're really validating these fucking pieces of shit!
That's true.
I shouldn't be excited.
I'm sorry.
I know it's going to happen because it's Jim Caviezel.
The man is both dumber than a brick and totally pilled.
So, oh my God, like that, uh, yeah, that QAA episode was horrifying when they talked about what Jim Caviezel is like on set.
Also, he's been on like the adrenochrome circuit lately.
I saw Wendy Rogers share a video of him talking about adrenochrome.
Like, you know, here's, here's some of the truth.
And then I saw Kelly Townsend, who was a former legislator here, um, Share another video of Jim Caviezel talking about Adrena-Chrome, and it was a different one!
I'm like, oh my god.
Oh god.
We are getting an Adrena-Chrome scene 100%.
Oh my god.
Like, literally, on a scale of 1 to 10, where like 10 was Trump winning Florida, and I'm realizing, oh no, this is actually going to fucking happen.
Like, this is like a solid 6.
Where it's just like, yeah, there's mainstream Hollywood cinema is going to have a fucking adrenochrome scene in it so that these fucking chuds are going to talk.
That scene is going to get replayed more than Michelle Obama's dancing on Ellen will be.
Oh my god, they're never gonna fucking let this go.
That clip is gonna exist in perpetuity when we just see some haggard, Hillary-looking or Soros-looking motherfucker just tapping an artery in some little kid's neck as the little kid's screaming and crying.
And then they're just going...
Oh my god it's just gonna be oh my god I think it'll be more subtle like it'll be kind of like this blurry shot in the in the foreground and it's like you can kind of tell blood is is getting taken from kids you know maybe I don't know I feel like it's gonna be subtle but I um I think it's gonna happen I I honestly I want to see it day one now because I I'm not really a spoilers person but I don't want to be spoiled if there's adrenochrome in the Jim Caviezel movie.
The thing is, is that I think if it was a well-made movie, it would be subtle.
But I think Jim Caviezel is incapable of subtlety.
So it's just going to be whole hog, Hillary and Huma just slurping blood like vampires.
It'll be like that Jordan Peterson video of, like, dudes getting sucked by the sucking machine.
Oh God.
Daughter Peterson, please put your pawpaw back in the sleeping chamber again.
He's tripping again.
Oh God.
No more milking videos for you, Jordan.
Only dreams now.
Only dreams.
He's Joker posting right now, so he's on some other shit.
Yeah, he's gone now.
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