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June 5, 2023 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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HellwQrld: WTRWIAWARWW Episode 2: Lake Loses, QShaman is free!, NCSWIC

Stop us if you've heard it before but Lake lost again in court. Also the QShaman is back to grifting and being a pest in Arizona and Arizona congress critters shout out Q as only they know how. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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It's time to watch the right wing in Arizona with Arizona Right Wing Watch.
What?
Yep.
You got your own personal introduction now.
That was sick.
Yep.
Yes.
This is another episode of watching The Right Wing in Arizona with Arizona Right Wing Watch.
And she's here.
It's Hayley, AKA Arizona Right Wing Watch.
And you probably know who I am because I'm Mike Rains, AKA Booker in Politics.
Everyone here has double names.
It's crazy that way.
Yeah.
That was really cool.
Thanks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We got Frosty to crank out an intro for this show.
So he's a good egg.
He said he would have it done soon and it was done.
So everything's great.
Thanks Frosty.
Yes.
So, uh, anyways, um, Carrie Lake did things that's probably going to be the lead into our opening segment a lot of the time here in Arizona, Arizona land.
So what's the latest of Carrie Lake probably losing in court and doing and or doing other dumb shit.
Yeah.
It's been like, like two weeks since we last talked.
So there's so much, you know, it's like, she's, she loses.
She, she, she.
Files an appeal.
She loses again.
It's just like the never-ending cycle.
So since last we spoke, she did actually lose again.
She lost last Monday her superior court case.
It was really funny.
It lasted like two days and the whole point of their case was supposed to prove that Um, what do you call it?
Signatures weren't checked.
Like they didn't check the signatures of the mail-in ballots.
And like her star witness, day one, just like went on for like an hour about the intricate process that it, they take, um, you know, checking the mail-in ballot signatures.
So her star witness kind of blew the, The case for them.
Not that they were going to win anyway, because they're not going to win.
And they had set the bar at basically, she had to prove that no verification was done.
They were just letting anyone's.
Yeah.
Just like swiping it.
Just like, right.
Yeah.
Just not, not even checking.
Cause that was in 2000 mules.
I remember, uh, Catherine of, of team mule basically doing this thing where she was, she just said, Oh, they've, they've destroyed, uh, uh, signature verification to the point where it's basically useless.
They have to just pretend that.
There is no signature verification anymore, and it's all voting willy-nilly.
Which, if you're actually in the weeds on this shit, and you actually follow elections, you know is absolutely not true, because the Nevada Senate race that was incredibly close The Culinary Union in Nevada, which is a union so it's pro-dem, they were all over social media and they were finding volunteers and they literally had lists of people whose ballots had been rejected due to improper signature match.
And they were saying, if you know this person, get in touch with them, have them fix their ballot.
They have 72 hours to correct it and have their vote counted.
And they were like freaking out.
They were posting these updates like, we got 750 more ballots like cured and certified and going to be put on the voter rolls.
This is a thing when you're actually in the ground game and you're fighting tooth and nail.
Getting rejected ballots due to signature mismatch is imperative.
You get these razor-thin elections where every vote counts.
You're working on this stuff.
You're not sitting around going like, oh, it doesn't matter.
Just stuff it in the ballot box.
They don't check the signatures.
It's all good.
You can just scribble whatever you want.
No one looks.
No one mentions it.
No, they do.
I was actually trying to help.
I was in chat rooms, and they had like 3,000 or 4,000 names on a list of people that they wanted to get their balance fixed.
So this is not based in reality in any way, shape, or form where it's like, oh, no.
They just, none of these states actually care whose votes.
They're all hopelessly corrupt, which, again, is hilarious for Arizona, because before 2016, Arizona everywhere was Republicans.
Now, the Democrats are slowly winning statewide elections, but the state Congress is still heavily Republican, and as people have been posting online, aggressively pilled.
The Arizona State Legislature Way more appealed than your regular legislature.
They're there.
I recently saw someone say it was the most online state caucus, and I thought that was so funny and true.
They really are.
But yeah, so after Carrie lost the next day, she Like called, like she was going to have a rally.
And it was like, oh, she's going to, since she lost, she's going to finally announce something.
U.S.
Senate or whatever.
She didn't announce shit.
Well, she did announce like a ballot chasing campaign.
She's like, OK, now we're going to do a ballot chasing campaign.
And it's like, lady, that that was supposed to happen before the election.
So I don't know what the hell they're doing.
They're like, oh, I guess next time around we should probably like actually do mail-in ballots because, you know, that's how the majority of the state fucking votes.
And we should probably use that next time around.
Either that or like, I don't know, they're talking about ballot harvesting, which would be hilarious.
I saw Trump talk about that, and just his whiny, desperate effort to make it sound like it's legitimate.
He's just like, look, ballot harvesting is bad, but the states allow you to do it, so we have to do it, so we're going to do the bad thing, but we're going to do it the right way.
And defeat the evil Democrats who do the bad thing the bad way.
So just like get on board of Operation Ballot Harvest.
Yeah, that'll be funny if they do that illegally.
It is really incredible how bad at politics these people are when If you are running for an office, you should tell people to vote any way they want.
You don't tell people, do not vote one way.
Vote a different way.
Especially when the way you want them to vote is time sensitive.
The whole idea of showing up on election day and pulling the lever.
It's like, the Founding Fathers didn't think that Tuesdays were going to be any different than any other day.
The weekend wasn't really a thing.
Sunday was the Lord's Day, so they avoided doing shit on Sundays because they didn't want to upset Yahweh, but the rest of the week was just sort of like squiggle-biggle, squiggle, squiggle-biggle, hoogle-woogle.
It really didn't matter.
But now, in modern times, Tuesdays kind of suck.
There's never a Monday holiday on a Tuesday because it's a Tuesday.
People got to work.
People got to do stuff.
And if you're just busy on that day and then don't vote, now you don't have a vote when you could have mailed in your ballot a month ago and it would have been in.
But the person you wanted to vote for told you, don't mail it in.
Mailing in is bad.
Don't do that.
Wait until election day.
And then hopefully you can make it to the polls in time.
And it's, I just, my God.
And then the Republicans were like, deeply offended.
How did Biden get all these mail-in votes?
Because your guy told them not to mail in their vote!
That's how!
Your guy was like, don't, do not use an avenue in which, with which to cast your ballot.
Deny yourself access to the ballot in this way.
I am smart and a very good politician.
Yeah, good shit.
Yeah.
But anyway, then last night, Carrie had another rally.
Because she's addicted to the attention.
I think that's it.
She was on TV for so long as like an anchor and she just is like kind of addicted to the attention.
She's like, I need to have rallies constantly.
So she had one last night in Scottsdale, which is like the snobby area of Arizona with Tom Homan, the former ICE director under Trump.
And It was, again, just like, what is the point of this fucking rally?
She did not announce anything.
Like, she didn't announce running for anything.
People keep speculating she's either gonna run for U.S.
Senate or, like, she's gonna be Trump's VP pick.
So we'll see.
But...
She was talking shit about, like, the U.S.
Senate candidates at the event.
Like, the ones that are gonna... She was talking shit about Sinema and then Ruben Gallego, who is also gonna run.
But it's like... So she could be running for Senate, but also, like, she's really homies with Mark Lamb, who is running in the Republican seat or spot for that.
The Republican primary, yeah.
Yeah, and...
I don't know.
I was kind of thinking maybe she's just kind of like doing him a favor by talking shit about his opponents a little bit and could still be the VP pick.
I don't know.
I think she's going to be the VP pick.
You know, she's such an ass kisser.
She announced last night she's coming out with a song.
She's coming out with a song called 80 Million Votes My Ass.
Oh my god.
I saw something in a rally where she was talking shit about our foreign aid to Ukraine and how it's ridiculous.
Yeah, that was last night.
Right.
And I'm just sitting there, why are you, a failed gubernatorial candidate, talking about U.S.
foreign policy?
You don't have a leg to stand on.
That's not your world.
You were a news anchor.
You were a TV lady.
And then you just jumped on right-wing grifter world and lost an election, where your opponent's campaign was literally, quote, let Lake lose.
Just the more people see of you, the more repellent you are.
She's been wearing, like, the governor jacket.
She's, like, filmed some shit at the border, and she was wearing, like, the governor jacket.
And it's like, lady, who are you?
Juan Guaido?
You know?
What, what is the governor jacket?
Like it says like governor on it.
Like, like as if she's the governor.
Oh my God.
I, I, Oh, I've, I've never even heard of such an accoutrement.
I mean, it's not like a, I don't think Katie Hobbs would ever wear such a thing.
You know, she wears like pantsuits, but Carrie Lake's like, here's my governor jacket, you know, like her letterman type sweater.
She's fucking LARPing as the governor.
Yeah.
It's really funny.
It's like, she kind of just goes around pretending she's the governor and like makes statements says like, here's my official statement from the desk of Carrie Lake.
Like who cares?
From the desk of the loser in the last election.
Oh my God.
Just, um, yeah.
But you know who was at her rally last night?
Oh, I'm going to guess it's our boy, the Q Shaman.
It was.
He's back.
He's he's he's at it.
He's at it.
He wasn't in jail anymore.
He was currently in a halfway house in Phoenix, but he's out.
He got out last week.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, yeah, our boy, the Q Shaman is now a free man.
He has served his sentence in the eyes of the law.
And I know there were a lot of people that were thinking that Matt, now maybe he'll see the error of his ways and all that good stuff.
Uh, no, not so much.
No, I think it's like the opposite.
Nope.
Doubling down real hard on this shit.
So he's like, Oh my goodness.
He has a, he launched a web, like literally he was like released, did an OAN.
Interview, uh, and like launched a website that has all this, he's giving like consultations, which is like, what are you, what are you, what are you consulting?
I was about to ask, what is he consulting on?
Um, well, you know, he's like, he's leaning into the shaman thing.
He's like, oh, I'm going to give you my shamanistic insights.
He's like, my name is.
My shaman name is Yellowstone Wolf and you'll get my insights kind of shit.
He.
Uh yeah so there's that and then like he's got this podcast that he kind of tried to do while in prison.
Uh like he had a few episodes where he would like call every 15 minutes to his buddy who was still recording on the Phoenix Capitol lawn.
And yeah, like the next day after he was released, he was back on the Capitol lawn recording his podcast.
He's not doing like the buffalo horns right now.
When he was on the Capitol lawn, he was in an offensive Native American headdress, but like a red, white, and blue one.
And then his kind of rebrand instead of like Q Shaman or anything like that is the America's Shaman.
So he's been like appearing like at the Carry Lake Rally and like on all the news segments like local media has been interviewing him like crazy in like this like white suit with like a American flag tie and like an American flag bandana and he's kind of doing like this self-help kind of spiritual like consultation grift now and also selling like really goofy merch.
He's got like yoga pants with his screaming face on it and like a yoga mat that matches.
Oh, yeah, I saw the screaming face yoga pants, which was and the other leg is the American flag.
Yeah.
Yeah.
One leg flag, one leg me screaming.
He's selling like it's like a cartoon of him as a muffin.
And it says didn't do muffin.
Oh god.
Yeah, there's also like a like a dress and it's like the the flare like this the skirt part is like yeah his screaming face and then the top you can get it in like a heart with him in it.
Yeah, it's really like cool shit you know shit that I definitely want.
So yeah, everyone, if you were thinking of donating to Haley's Patreon, do not just buy her Q Shaman shit.
Oh my God.
She wants leggings, floor mats, coffee mugs, all of it.
That's the aesthetic she's reaching for.
That's the goal.
It's the dream she was just to attain.
Yeah.
He's got like a mug and it's like the Shurjan meme, but it says Shurjan 6 and she's got the horns.
I want that one.
I don't even know what Shurgen is.
You know, the Shurgen, like the Brady Bunch meme, like Shurgen.
Oh, OK.
Oh, Shurgen, I get it now.
Yeah.
Sorry, I thought you were brain rotted.
No, no, no.
No, I was thinking like sturgeon.
I was thinking like the fish.
Oh, no, like Shurgen, like Shurgen.
Now I understand.
Also, you can get his mug shot, like autographed.
He's selling photos of that.
He was actually, so the day After he got back, he also appeared at like a church event.
Baby Q was also there yelling at him for some reason.
Austin Steinbart.
Yeah, I'm well aware who Baby Q was.
Yeah.
I'm just wondering.
For the audience, for the audience.
First episode ever.
So if you don't know who Baby Q is, he is a ultra grifter bag of shit.
Who has these ridiculous nonsensical theories that he tries to promote about himself, that he is Q in the future sending messages back to himself in the past.
And one of the more interesting things that this guy did was when he first started his grift, He DM'd me.
I think he's DM'd Frederick Brennan.
I know he DM'd Mike Rothschild.
And he sent us all a bunch of photographs of him in like classified areas with lots of computers around him.
This guy rocks.
To make himself seem important and relevant and meaningful.
Yeah.
Because he was like, I'm going to show all these debunkers that I'm legit, so they'll give me gravitas.
It's like, no, I don't.
You're a weird crank who wants attention.
I do not care about you at all.
At all.
Good day, sir.
I said good day.
I mean, just... Yeah, so maybe Q... And the funniest thing about all of this stuff is that the Q Shaman, after he got arrested for his actions on January 6th, QAnon disowned that man immediately.
He was Antifa, Deep State, George Soros funded.
He was all kinds of awful and bad.
And once, and there was some photos of him with baby Q hanging out, and they hate Steinbart because his LARP is so aggressive, it threatens to ruin the whole game.
Because again, Steinbart's claiming to actually be Q. Time traveling Q.
So all the QAnon people hate his act.
So when they found a photo of the shaman with Baby Q, they were like, look!
Look at these Soros-funded deep state shills and infiltrators!
Got them cold on the evidence now!
So yeah.
So they They don't like the guy.
And it's just so funny that, so the Q Shaman was known as a guy in the community.
He did things, people knew him.
Then he did January 6th.
So he became a bad guy.
Then Tarker Carlson does some videos where the Q Shaman is like showing, Hey everybody, we should leave now.
Trump says we should all go.
And so they did all of this stuff and When they did all this stuff, suddenly the Q Shaman became a good guy again.
For like his entire time in jail, he was Deep State Antifa.
But then Tucker shows a couple videos, they're like, Oh, the Q Shaman got railroaded!
Oh, what a, what a miscarriage of justices was.
That poor, that poor man.
He was an innocent little Anon who got tricked by the Deep State and they framed him for crimes.
And it's like, no, they didn't frame him for crimes.
He, he did the crimes that the crimes we caught him on video doing when he stood in the well of the Senate.
We've got a photograph by everybody.
That is a crime.
So yes.
Yeah.
And I was kind of like, not funny, but it was just like listening to the Carrie Lake rally last night.
Cause the, kind of the point of it was like, it was like a border theme, I guess.
Cause Tom Homan was there.
Um, and it was just like, she's like every, uh, uh, Let me check.
So what were they doing at the lake thing?
Oh yeah so anyway they were just like uh it was just like uh the point of the event was kind of like um anti-border or not anti-border it was just like a border theme event because like Tom Homan was there uh so she was like just non-stop just talking shit about refugees and migrants and Just calling them criminals and, you know, doing the whole bit.
And then it's like, and anyway, here's Jacob Shansley in the crowd.
Everybody clap, you know?
Yeah.
But yeah, local media has also been kind of like, even though he's like, he's like, he got an agent.
He has an agent right now because he's just kind of leaning into this, like, I'm doing the Shaman shtick is my whole career now.
Right.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, lean into the grift, sir.
Lean into the grift.
Yeah, I know.
But it's so annoying when you see, like, local media just like, anyway, here's his website if you want to hire him for consultations.
Like, what are you doing?
He's not consulting on anything!
I know!
All he's going to do is align your chakras and steal your money.
Yeah, he's just going to babble at you for a long time.
And then take your money.
Yes, definitely take your money.
It's all you have to pay a lot.
All this crap that he's selling is expensive.
But anyway, he's back.
Yeah.
So, uh, we had a, we had a rally or a convention or a meeting with an acronym that, um, let's just say is bullshit and that these people know what they're doing and I will not play by their games.
So about that meeting and all the fun and frivolity that came from it, I will, uh, let you lead the way unless you want me to talk about the acronym instead.
Um okay yeah so this has it's kind of like the event was whatever it was like this two-day Every so often, because we have an extremely pilled AZGOP, they just decide that we're going to take over an official building in the capital and just let some weird people do some shit.
Dinesh D'Souza, you want to bring your fucking 2,000 meals people here?
You know, the Katherine Englebright lady?
Sure, whatever.
They can have a hearing.
You know?
You want to waste our time for eight months on a Cyber Ninjas audit?
Sure, go fucking crazy.
So this one was two days.
It was like a joint hearing at the Capitol with like a bunch of just doctors, doctors
from like the COVID era who were big into like the ivermectin shit and like the
America First doctors.
Yeah, it's like the dirty dozen.
A lot of the, it was a couple of the, the disinformation dozen people.
Yeah.
The, the, the, the demons, the demon jizz lady.
Uh, she was not there, but that Peter Mc, Mc, Mc something.
I don't know how to say his name.
McCullough?
McCullough?
I, I'll take your word for it.
Your, your guess is as good as mine.
Yeah.
Uh, he's like, uh, you know, he was big into the, like, you know, take ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine shit during, uh, COVID, but also I was looking a bit more into him and like, he's obviously, obviously a vaccines cause autism guy, but also did you know that autism causes transgenderism?
Oh, of course it does.
Oh, my God.
How could it fucking not?
Yeah, boy.
Just these people.
What?
What a bunch of clown.
I know, because it's like when you listen to is like kind of elimination is like rhetoric when it comes to trans people.
It's like, well, you also think the autistic people are causing trans people.
So what are you saying also here?
You know, this feels a little bit extra genocide.
But what do I know?
I like that Republicans can be extra genocide-y now.
Yeah, it's like, who are you?
What, like, levels of genocide-y are you, you know?
Okay, so we have buried the lead here.
We did not talk about the acronym for this conference.
Oh yeah, so anyway, it was, so this was the event.
It was like a bunch of just doctors you don't need to care about because they're grifters.
But the The lady that put it together, her name is Janae Shamp, she's recently elected, and she named the event, like, it's the acronym, she called it the Novel Coronavirus Southwestern Intergovernmental Committee.
So that way that the acronym, if you break up Southwestern, comes out to NCSWIC, which... Is QAnon lexicon for nothing can stop what is coming.
Yeah.
They tried to play, like, oh, what do you mean that we did that, you know?
Like, it's just an innocent little acronym, even though they kept, like, the event was just that acronym at the top, you know, of the posters and everything.
That's what drew my attention.
I was actually the one that caught it.
I was like, and then like it kind of, you know, a bunch of, a few actual reporters went after it and then she kind of got into it on the, Janae Champ got into it on the timeline with like one of the reporters.
She's like, well, it's just an, it's an acronym.
You know, she used that excuse that you said is actually like a, has lore in QAnon.
Yes, because what happened was after the election, after Trump lost, Q tried to pretend that he had always been talking about this governmental agency.
So in QDROP 4951, Q was like, shall we play a game?
And then he was, nothing can stop what is coming.
And if you click on that, he highlighted all the letters.
There's actually a thing called the National Council of Statewide Interoperability?
Intropability?
I don't know that word, but again, I'm not a smart boy.
Coordinators.
This is about, uh, this is a part of, um, the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency and it's America's, America's cyber defense agency.
So this is about, um, fighting against, uh, and this was Q claiming that they were using, uh, this kind of technology to fight the election fraud that had stolen the 2020 election from Trump.
So there's nothing that these doctors could have been doing that had anything to do about cybersecurity, because they're not talking about that.
They're supposed to be talking about the novel coronavirus, which nobody's called that that since 2020.
It's just COVID-19.
Or if you want to be like a fucking pedantic nerd, it's like SARS-CoV-2.
I mean, it's...
Novel Coronavirus.
And again, as Hayley brought up, you have to, you have to turn Southwest into SW in order to get that.
Yeah, they had to purposefully make the acronym, like they had to go out of their way.
Also, it's just like, what the fuck is this fucking, what does this even mean?
This doesn't mean anything.
You're just making up words.
Right.
The thing is, you, You put NCSWIC on the bill because you know it's a dog whistle for QAnon and they don't even care how you're gonna fucking translate it.
They just see those letters and they know what they're doing.
This would be like, I mentioned this to some people when I saw this, but this would be like a light beer, a light beer or whatever you want to call your anti-bud light competitor that you've created.
It would be like them selling a 12-pack of beer for $14.88 and then acting all gobsmacked when you brought up the fact that, yo, dude, that's a Nazi dog whistle!
What are you doing?
I don't know what you're talking about!
I just want to sell a good beer at under $15 a 12-pack!
That's all I'm doing!
I'm America!
Erp and derp!
It's like, no.
No, you're not.
You know exactly what you're doing and no one should give you the benefit of the doubt for the shit you're pulling because you put that on the front of the bill so that people would see it.
They'd be like, oh shit, they're talking to us.
The man on the TV is talking to me, which is what you're doing.
Yeah.
Cause I asked, I asked if it was busy.
Cause it's like, who the fuck would go to this boring two day, literally all day shit.
And a reporter that was in the room said it was packed.
Yep.
Cause it's all queuing on people who got nothing better to do.
They want to, they want to listen to these people, uh, say shit to them that they want to hear.
Also more.
Oh, sorry.
No, no, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Just more on Janae Champ.
Um, she's new.
She's, she's, um, interesting lady.
She, she wears this huge cowboy hat.
It's just like, it's like some of these people are in like a competition or who could wear the biggest cowboy hat.
But she was part of that.
Remember when there was like, um, people harassing, uh, that butterfly sanctuary at the border because they, yeah, she was part of that group.
Oh, of course she was.
Uh, like she was in that group of people.
And then so it's like, OK, there was a lot of back and forth.
Like, is this a dog whistle or isn't it this week, especially because they denied
it and they tried to make it would be like, oh, you guys are crazy.
You guys are the ones seeing QAnon stuff.
And then people went through her Facebook and it's littered with QAnon stuff and like Michael Flynn stuff.
And like, yeah, nothing can stop what is coming.
Actually, the hashtag.
My theory is that like they couldn't come up with a hashtag for the where we go.
WWG, you know, one WGA.
Too hard.
Too difficult.
Too many W's.
And there's a one.
It's like, what do we do with that?
So you had told me, I haven't done it yet, but you've told me that apparently they're going to do an airing of Rich Man's Trick sometime soon.
Yeah.
Do you want to talk about that or do you want to wait?
Oh, I want to talk about it, because I hate Rich Man's Trick, and the moment you bring it up to me, I want to just talk shit about it.
Okay, yeah, this is funny.
So, this is, like, kind of a local group.
They're called Patriots of Arizona.
It's run by this lady named Bonnie Epstein.
She runs, like, another local group called Women for Arizona.
They just do, like, they help out with, like, the Carrie Lake stuff, or, like, You know, official political stuff.
It's kind of grassroots, but they help out with the bigger people here.
She's super involved, just constantly doing stuff.
And yeah, they're always hosting politicians, like actual AZGOP members.
Anyways, they're having a movie night.
Let's see, how much are they charging for this shit?
Damn, 15 bucks.
That's not bad.
You get a light meal, it says.
But yeah, get in there.
But anyway, they are having a movie night of JFK to 9-11, Everything is a Rich Man's Trick, which I have not seen this movie, but you just brought it up to me because I've been asking you about JFK stuff, because we're gonna go, you know, we're gonna go to Dallas.
And you mentioned this movie, and when I saw it in my inbox, I was like, oh shit, I'm sending this to Mike!
So the floor is now yours.
Okay, so Rich Man's Trick is one of the dumb conspiracy theory movies about the JFK assassination.
It's not the dumbest because that's mortal error, which gets me incredibly angry.
So quick aside, mortal error is the idea that the Secret Service accidentally shot JFK then covered it up.
Okay, I've heard that one before.
Yeah.
I cannot tell you how dumb and not tethered to reality that is.
And the problem is, is that that conspiracy is the new hotness.
I have people arguing with me about it a bunch on the internet.
And I just can't.
I can't even.
It's basically, I can't even kind of think.
Yeah, one question, because it's like, the poster is just a photo of Auschwitz.
It's like, what's going on here?
That I don't remember.
Oh, really?
Just being weird?
Yeah.
Because Rich Man's Trick is mostly just about the fact that George H.W.
Bush, Pappy Bush, killed Kennedy.
But the thing about this movie that made me just fall to the ground laughing, and all of these movies, they lie to you about what's going on, but they can't lie to you at the start of the movie because they know that they have no case.
So they have to build to their case over the course of time, and they have to make you hate the villain of the movie so that by the time you get to the big payoff, you're properly primed.
They've set you up to believe what they want you to believe.
It's basically like how Out of Shadows It's a 90-minute movie, and they only get into Pizzagate at the 60-minute mark.
They spend an hour talking shit about MKUltra and Operation Paperclip and all this other stuff.
And then, out of nowhere, they're like, here's Liz Krogan to talk about a pizza joint that doesn't have a basement that was killing kids in the basement for their adrenochrome.
And Rich Van Strick does the same thing, where basically Kennedy's limo takes the turn on the Elm Street, and he's about to be killed.
And you're like, okay, now we're going to find out your theory on how the shots were fired.
We're going to figure out, we're going to go through the Zapruder film.
We're going to get some evidence.
And they're like, now, before we show you JFK getting murdered, it's time to talk about what a piece of shit George H.W.
Bush is for the next 45 minutes.
I don't need to hear about what a piece of shit George H.W.
Bush is!
That doesn't have anything to do with Kennedy getting killed!
And then when they finally get back to Daily Plaza, after we've had our long spiel about how George H.W.
Bush is a shabby piece of shit, I want to make this really clear that one of the big problems for conspiracy theorists when it comes to the Kennedy assassination is that we had a ton of eyewitnesses.
There was a lot of people that watched the president get murdered and they talked about it.
And the thing is, most people heard three shots.
Some people heard four.
An incredible minority of people heard five.
But you're basically the 90% of people were four shots is the cap.
That's the highest they're willing to go.
There were a couple of people who may have heard a little more, but they're the minority.
They're the vast minority.
Rich man's trick puts the number of gunshots fired at Kennedy anywhere between 10 and 16.
And I say that because they literally go over 10 shots over the course of the Zapruder film.
Yeah.
Oh, just, just, yeah, he was hitting the head from seven different angles.
Oh my God.
Uh, that's why his head exploded that way.
Cause he w it was, he had more bullets than brains at that point.
And.
Then as a throwaway line they mentioned the number 16 after they go through the 10 shots they randomly put up and now there was 16 shots to kill them and you're like wait a minute you said 10 like five minutes ago make up your fucking mind that's a lot more shots but even 10 is excessive even 10 is an impossibility and the other thing about it that makes it so funny is that The movie goes over this whole thing where they're like, and then George H.W.
Bush hired the greatest killers in the world to make sure that JFK wouldn't make it out of Dallas alive.
And they just like talk about this rogue gallery of the world's greatest marksmen being armed with the world's greatest rifles.
And you have the president's limo crawling down Elm Street at 11 miles an hour.
And these fucking guys needed 10 shots to hit him in the fucking head.
That's one of the things that's so funny to me in the movie JFK, in all of these conspiracy theories.
They're like, a triangulation, a crossfire, blah blah blah.
It's like, no.
The president is in an unbelievably slow-moving limo and he's fucking stationary.
You hire one world-class marksman, give him one world-class gun, he lines up JFK and pulls the trigger, and it's over.
I know that back in the time of JFK, the movie and stuff like that, we didn't have the Shadow Recon, Tom Clancy video games.
We didn't have all that kind of shit.
But in the 2000s and so on and so forth, We had that sniper ethos of one shot, one kill.
We had this whole world of, like, the guys with, like, the crazy suits that make them look like a bush, like, creeping around and then stealthily, like, popping off one shot and then retreating back into the shadows undetected.
We're not talking about Triangulation Crossfire and multiple teams raining down bullets, because that would be a really dumb, shitty way to try to assassinate someone, because you leave a massive trail of evidence when you are spraying bullets all willy-nilly all over the place.
And my favorite part about this is it took 10 shots to kill Kennedy, and they still had to stop the limo to kill him.
So after the ninth bullet, the Secret Service agent driving the car is like, fuck it.
11 miles an hour is too fast for these fucking idiots.
Hits the brake.
Pins Kennedy completely in place, frozen, immobile totally now, and finally the assassin who's looking at him is like, oh thank god the limo stopped!
It was so hard for me to train my sight on that guy going 11 miles an hour, now I can finally line him up and drop him, and then he finally kills him on the 10th shot.
It's just like, so are they the world's greatest assassins or are they the fucking Keystone cops?
Make up your fucking mind.
And then they do this whole thing about how the body got stolen off of Air Force One, which, no, it couldn't have been.
Jackie was by the coffin the entire time, except for the brief moment when Lyndon Johnson was getting sworn in, and other people were watching the coffin when she walked away.
And even if, even if the coffin was unattended for X number of minutes, how did these body snatchers get onto Air Force One, rip the coffin open, get the body out, and by the way, Kennedy's head was oozing blood the whole time.
They got this really nice coffin for him at Dallas and then they put him in it and when they got him back to Washington the interior lining of the coffin had been ruined because his wounds had just oozed everywhere and they had to throw that coffin out and get a new one for him and so if these body snatchers had gotten away with his body there would have been like a blood trail all over the all over the floor of Air Force One And probably all over the casket as well.
And people were like, wait a minute, did a team of ninjas just steal the president's body?
Was that a thing that just happened?
It's nonsense.
There's this thing I like to call conspiracy theory accelerationism.
Where the conspiracy theory can never stop at a certain point.
A shot from the grassy knoll.
That's where it starts.
We had four shots.
Three from the back.
One from the grassy knoll.
That was the headshot.
But then it becomes five shots.
Then it becomes six shots.
Then it becomes they stole his body.
Then it becomes when J.D.
Tippett got killed.
They killed J.D.
Tippett so they could get a fake body to replace Kennedy's body with.
That's why they killed that cop later in the day.
And you just keep building and building and building until you are no longer anywhere near reality.
The 9-11, Stephanie, when we were doing our 9-11 podcast stuff, she's a no-plane truther.
Like, that's where you get to.
You get to this point where there weren't even planes on 9-11!
And you just can't help it, because once you've bought into one level of the conspiracy, the next layer is right there.
You just take the step, step, step.
On and on and on.
So yeah, Rich Man's Trick is incredibly stupid.
It is a wonderfully dumb and bad film.
I mean, it talks a lot of shit about George H.W.
Bush.
I mean, it's three and a half hours long.
Oh, it is.
It is.
It is.
It is a slog.
The poster says it's well worth every minute.
No, it is not.
It is not.
I guess, again, Movies like this, they know they have nothing, so they gotta build.
If you're gonna give me a conspiracy about Kennedy, just fucking, like, let's start.
Start from the start.
Start from him getting shot, and then explain to me what happened afterwards.
Don't condition me for, like, nearly an hour before now.
Okay, now we're in Daily Plaza, and now we're gonna have 10 gunshots and a limo stop all involved.
Because none of that is even remotely real.
As I said previously, four shots is the cap for the overwhelming majority of people who were there.
Five, a couple people heard.
That's it.
Ten?
Where are you getting ten from?
Were silencers being involved?
Oh my god, it's just so dumb.
It's just...
It's just making a conspiracy theory where you just give up on reality.
You just are saying to the audience, look, this has no basis in reality, but it's fun, so we're doing it.
Like, if you want to do the grassy knoll and a shot from the front, that's a conspiracy theory.
Once you get to above six shots, you're LARPing.
You're just fucking LARPing at that point.
You don't have anything to do with reality at that point.
You're just making up an alternate reality of, uh, They were playing Whack-A-Mole of the Kennedy Limo and they just fucking couldn't hit Kennedy for some reason.
Alright, well, that's a good movie.
$15, you get a light meal option.
I hope everyone attends.
I hope everyone attends and gives me their review.
You need to go.
You need to go and see Rich Man's Trick.
It's great.
It's going to be awesome.
You're going to learn a lot of shit about how George H.W.
Bush is really bad.
Yeah, I'll watch it.
I should watch it.
I should watch it.
I'll watch it.
I found a link for free, so I'll watch it.
Sweet cup and cakes.
Anyways, that was fun.
Yes.
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