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Adventures in HellwQrld Episode #110: HellwQrld with Amanda and AZRWW

Elon buys Twitter, Ye's meltdown continues, DeSantis courts QAnon, all this and more with Amanda, AKA Frank the Turtle, and Haley, AKA Arizona Right Wing Watch. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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	♪♪♪ Content Warning.
	The Adventures in Hellworld podcast talks in depth about QAnon, which means we have to talk about all kinds of child abuse and violence against people.
	Listener discretion advised.
	Hello, everybody.
	I am Mike Rains, a.k.a.
	Poker and Politics, and welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
	This week, I am joined by Amanda, a.k.a.
	Frank the Turtle.
	Hello!
	Yes, the smoothest introductions here at Hell World.
	Smoothest!
	Like butter!
	And I'm also joined by Arizona Right-Wing Watch, a.k.a.
	Haley.
	Sup!
	No beautiful babies for you this week, audience.
	I'm very sorry.
	El and Sarge are indisposed.
	This was very slapdash, very last minute.
	We had all kinds of technical issues getting even ready to record this thing.
	You have no idea the train wreck that happened here behind the scenes.
	A little peek behind the curtain here at Hellworld.
	But besides all that, how are you two doing?
	I'm glad that you were able to make it here at the last moment.
	Tired.
	Oh, you have no idea how tired I am.
	Oh my god.
	I'm so tired.
	Yeah, we had a meeting today at work to go over health care plans because Open Enrollment for RomneyCare and all that fun stuff is kicking up very soon.
	And We had a big to-do.
	Everyone's in early, grumpy, miserable, because we're all swing shifts, graveyard shift working people.
	Got to be in the building at like, buttcrack of dawn kind of shit, for us anyways.
	And then, I'm not even joking about this, so they're giving this whole thing about, yeah, if you eat healthy living, you don't smoke, you get a discount on your insurance.
	They put up a graphic about How we work together to make each other healthy.
	What do you think the slogan was for that brand of solidarity that they were seeking to inspire in us?
	That we should- Come.
	I wish!
	I wish!
	Oh my god!
	God!
	Oh yeah, oh yeah.
	If only.
	That would be a- I know the answer, and I also think it should be come.
	That would be a better answer.
	That would be a better answer, no.
	The answer for this question of how should we as a unit embrace solidarity as a team was where we go one, we go all.
	Yes, that was... No jokes!
	That was in my corporate, my corporate slideshow presentation for health insurance.
	Had that.
	And I was just, and I, um, there was, uh, there was a man, there was a member of management who was in earshot of me after the presentation was over.
	And I was like, yo!
	Management person!
	Come here!
	Need a little chit-chat, a little conversation, a little talk about that slogan.
	It's not great.
	There's a lot of other ways to convey solidarity without that one, that phrase.
	Let's not do that.
	You and like one other person in the office had their mind totally blown, but for different reasons.
	The sick thing was, is many, uh, like a good few years ago, uh, when, uh, we had the CEO guy, the manager guy was in front of the crowd giving us a raw, raw speech.
	He actually used that phrase.
	He outright said, where we go and we go all as a phrase.
	And there was a lady in the room.
	Who had a black hat on with a red Q and a white rabbit inside of it.
	And when he went around and he shook hands with everybody and he was doing the whole, hey, how you doing?
	Everything going great?
	How's the family?
	When he talked to that woman, he asked her what the Q on her hat was, and she said, oh, you know what Q is!
	Where we go one, we go all!
	And he had a nervous laugh, and she had a knowing laugh.
	She thought he was a fellow traveler.
	And after they were done, I grabbed that same management person, I grabbed them, and I was like, Don't don't let the boss say that phrase again, especially around people wearing that fucking hat.
	It's not good.
	Really not good.
	And so here we are many years later, and that phrase was still in the corporate lexicon.
	Just like, oh, my God.
	Oh, my God.
	That's great.
	So one last little thing of Mike Rains rambling on before we actually get into the podcast proper.
	Someone just pointed out that one of the guys that Dinesh D'Souza accused of being a mule in 2000 Mules is now suing Dinesh.
	And an interaction between me and Dinesh on Twitter is now part of the lawsuit.
	Oh, that's awesome!
	Oh, I love that.
	Yes.
	That's so good.
	Yeah, if you check my Twitter right now, it's like one of the top two tweets.
	It's basically the thing that happened between me asking Dinesh a question, Dinesh lying his ass off, and then the next screenshot is from the lawsuit being like, a Twitter user asked Dinesh a question.
	Dinesh replied with the following statements.
	And it was just like, yeah.
	Iconic.
	I just tweeted you.
	Thank you.
	So yeah.
	So that was, that was really funny that like, I'm, I'm part of case law now.
	I'm part of a lawsuit against Dinesh D'Souza.
	If they need me to testify, I'll fly down to Georgia.
	No problem.
	I'm here to help.
	I love it.
	The closest I got to that, I, um, I paid my annual dues for the New York Young Republicans Club, and then it auto-charged me after I was already doxxed.
	And I asked the vice president if I could get my money back, and he was like, not only can you not have your money back, you can't come to events because you're crazy.
	And so I printed off those tweets and took them straight to the bank, and I got my $250 back for failing to provide services and goods.
	I can only hope that one day I'm in a court case.
	Here's the hoping, here's the hoping.
	Yes.
	Oh man.
	So anyways, enough crippling malignant narcissism here, because we have plenty of malignant narcissists to talk about in the actual podcast.
	Let's get to the Amuse Bouche.
	It's time for a light sampling of insanity.
	Get ready for the Amuse Bouche.
	Yes.
	So the first thing that we have to talk about today, as dumb, hilarious things that get QAnon folks riled up for, was Katy Perry was having a concert and one of her eyeballs appeared to break, according to the internet, if you have not seen this viral video.
	Katie is basically just hanging out.
	I think it's in between songs.
	And the next thing you know, one of her eyes is just not opening properly.
	And she puts her hand to her temple and just kind of basically reboots her eye after a few moments.
	And when that happens, then her eye gets working again.
	And because QAnon and the Illuminati people are obsessed with eyes and obsessed with this kind of thing, this thing went viral and there was thoughts that this was Bell's Palsy, that Katy Perry has a vaccine injury, because everything in this world relates back to the vaccine and its devastating effects upon people.
	And of course, the sad thing about this is that was the reasonable, measured response to this situation was that, oh yeah, it was the Bell's palsy because she's vaccinated and hurt.
	Clone or robot or something to that effect was the other options that were being bandied about on the internet.
	One of my favorite people to monitor, Relentless Truth, was like, This ain't no nothing kind of thing.
	You can't fix your eye by pressing your temple.
	I'm just here to tell you, this ain't right.
	This is weird.
	This is damn weird.
	I ain't standing for it.
	It just really goes to show you that when you're looking for something, you'll find it.
	If you had Bell's Palsy, you have it for more than five seconds in a two-hour concert on stage.
	And I believe Katy Perry's doing a residency right now, so she's on stage all the time performing in Vegas.
	So you would have noticed this a lot more than this one time if this was a chronic condition.
	And if she was a robot, Might've come up, might've come up a few times earlier than this previously.
	I don't know.
	I think it's proof that she's a mule.
	Oh, if we could get Dinesh after her.
	I remember when Obama was running for reelection against Mitt Romney, Katy Perry wore a ballot dress.
	She wore a dress that like across like her chest and stomach.
	It had the Obama-Biden line to vote on with the square blacked out, and then lower on her body it had the Romney-Ryan line of the square left blank to show you that she was definitely voting for Obama and Biden.
	And stuffing those ballots?
	That's the thing!
	Right!
	That dress could have been an illegal ballot!
	I mean, I think Dinesh could be onto something here, and I desperately hope for him to work his way into another lawsuit, where he defames somebody.
	Preferably somebody with means, like Katy Perry, who could sue the- He almost did with that book!
	Oh, the book is so awesome!
	Have you read all the reviews of the edits?
	Yeah.
	Cause I think they were targeting a local group here that like registers Latino voters.
	I'm that I'm pretty, that I'm not sure about, but I know that like there was a groups in Georgia that they had named in the previous copy of the book.
	And then suddenly in the new book, it's like, yeah, true.
	The vote gave us these names, but, um, we didn't use them for reasons.
	Cause he has been listing those at some of the tours.
	Cause I saw it at the pit.
	The pit.
	Yeah.
	I love the pit.
	Yeah.
	Oh, man.
	Just the whole thing, all of these clowns, the stuff they've been doing is just so wild.
	The Kinect stuff, when it comes to what True the Vote has done and what criminality Kinect may have committed or not, It's just, it's so hilarious because on the one hand, QAnon wants China to invade Taiwan.
	They want QAnon to conquer Taiwan.
	They want Xi to be based and to just stick it to Biden.
	They want him to be based.
	It's what they definitely want in QAnon.
	And I literally said that to see if I get either one of you to break and I broke one of you, so I win.
	I was pulling up the Katy Perry video because I hadn't seen it.
	It just kind of looks like a muscle spasm a little bit.
	I think it's her fake eyelashes.
	That's what it looks like.
	Most people have said lash glue.
	The most common answer that I've seen from rational people is lash glue.
	And the people who are like, well, why didn't she just like poke in her eyelid?
	And it's like, because she's wearing a fuck ton of makeup.
	And if you just, if you go to your, if you go to your eye to try to lift it, you're going to smear all that makeup.
	You're going to ruin it.
	Which is why like you just try to go to like the side of where all the makeup is in the temple area and just try to get your eye to like work right. Mike Rains makeup understander.
	If she wears contacts too, then it's like a double whammy.
	Cause like I've done that. I know I've probably looked probably not that bad,
	but there's a lot of reasonable explanations.
	And you've got lashes on. It's like the lights. I was, you know, I don't want lights in my eyes.
	I'd probably start twitching. There's a lot of reasonable explanations.
	I think it's more likely it was the Pfizer vaccine.
	Absolutely. Yep.
	I think Pfizer.
	I don't understand it, so it must be possible.
	Thank God I'm a Moderna man, so none of this shit's gonna...
	That's one of the things I love about these people is they're always talking about like,
	British soccer player dies, and like all this stuff.
	They're like freaking out.
	And it's like, you do know that Europe is almost exclusively AstraZeneca.
	It's like, that's not the American vaccine.
	It's a different vaccine.
	All vaccines.
	Yeah, all vaccines are fatal and deadly.
	I know this, but I'm just saying, it's just like, They're just like, they're like, oh, these deadly RNA vaccines!
	And it's like, well, I don't think AstraZeneca is an mRNA vaccine.
	Like, so many of these vaccines have different, like, delivery mechanisms.
	But nope, nope.
	Just ignorance is knowledge.
	Screaming is intelligence.
	It's all we need. We're good. We're good here. But, uh, yeah,
	but what I was saying about base Z is that like, are they, they
	want them to invade Taiwan.
	They want him to be emperor of China forever.
	They have all this mythology about him being a white hat.
	But then at the same time, they have this story of Kinect being connected to China and transferring these poll workers' information to China, and that being against the contract they signed with Los Angeles.
	So they're like, China stole the election and Kinect being linked to them proves it, but Xi is still a good guy and he's going to invade Taiwan to get rid of the bio labs.
	And it's like, well, make up your mind.
	Make up your mind if Xi is a good guy or a bad guy, and if China stole the election from Trump or not.
	Like, just explain your story and have some internal consistency to it.
	And QAnon's like, nope, we're not going to do that.
	Never, not once.
	Our story is whatever light that's on the wall that makes the dog run back and forth at this given moment.
	If China needs to be good, they're good.
	If China needs to be bad, they're bad.
	Like, uh, when we get to Elon in a little while... Elon's a good guy now.
	Read the Q-drops.
	Elon's a bad guy in the Q-drops.
	Like, Q hates Elon Musk.
	And you would think that, by logic, that QAnon would hate that guy.
	He want, like, Neuralink?
	I mean, that's, like, the mark of the beast in planting chips in people's brains!
	That's, like, the worst stuff ever.
	Tesla, electric woke cars...
	He, his baby mama's Grimes, who's an evil Illuminati singer lady.
	I mean, everything about Eva.
	Yeah, she's got those tattoos on her back that they like, you know, they kind of did, you know, they baked it a little bit because they're kind of like wings.
	They're like invisible wings or something?
	Oh, I remember when she was pregnant, she had like a photo shoot.
	She had like all kinds of like weird art drawn on her on her baby bump belly.
	And oh, everyone was like, Oh, Grimes, this demon, this monster.
	She's so bad.
	It's like, well, why is Elon with her then?
	Is he trying to turn her into a white hat?
	So I went on a date with a guy in December 2017, right when Bitcoin hit all-time high the first time.
	The first meaningful all-time high.
	And we knew each other through Bitcoin, and he bought a Tesla with his new money.
	And he was obsessed with Elon and Tesla.
	But also, one of the first things he said to me when we went out was, have you ever heard of Seth Ridge?
	And so I actually associate like QAnon and Elon as just being two little peas in a pod because of that date.
	People are awesome.
	Oh, we all contain multitudes.
	Some of those multitudes buy Teslas while complaining about Seth Rich.
	I mean, he was murdered.
	Oh, of course!
	Absolutely!
	But who murdered him was, of course, MS-13 and on orders from Hillary Clinton, because he stole her- They do work together.
	Yes.
	Oh, God.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that would always be the thing.
	If I would try to stop him, he'd be like, a man was murdered.
	And I'm like, right, but not like, not assassinated.
	What?
	It's very, very bizarre.
	Very bizarre.
	Yeah.
	That doesn't sound like it.
	That does not sound... That's just one of those things where you're dealing with a person who is not well.
	I dipped my toe on the truth social media, and it was not nearly as fun as I thought it was going to be.
	I thought I was just going to give QAnon people the razzle dazzle.
	Instead, they were really weird with me.
	I had a guy who... Please!
	What a funny statement.
	They were really weird with me.
	There was a guy, I'm sure if I go on Truth Social now he'll explain it to me, but he...
	He told me that his name in English, Germatria, meant this certain amount that translates to a giant string of incoherent babble.
	But if you put that into a queue archiving search engine, it pops up certain Q-drops.
	So this guy believes that his name is connected to certain Q-drops, and he believes Q is talking to him directly and sending him messages through the Q-drops.
	And he had like a 17 minute video on YouTube that he sent me to watch.
	And I was, and I, and I got through like the first 12 minutes of it.
	And I was like, buddy, buddy, you're seeing, you're seeing, you're seeing things that are not there.
	You, cause There was a message from Q that where he was like, uh, one day a scary but safe message will be personally delivered to you off board to all the bakers and the board operators from me.
	Like Q was going to give these people like the bro fist, the digital dap he was going to send to them.
	And this guy told me, and I was like, can you send me the message Q sent you?
	And he's like, here's how Q sent me the message.
	And I was like, oh boy, deep breaths.
	This is, this is not great.
	This is perhaps suboptimal.
	Subprimal?
	Oh, both subprimal.
	Speaking of subprimal, in one of the hallmarks of the Hellworld podcast, the smoothest transitions and segues, our boys running for the U.S.
	Senate, Dr. Oz and Herschel Walker, back in the news, shockingly, again.
	This time, both of them about abortion.
	Herschel Walker, because he apparently paid for another one from a different woman.
	Again, this guy is just literally going around, according to the pro-life movement, just killing babies left and right.
	Just literal baby genocide.
	If the father of the baby is Herschel Walker, it's probably getting terminated before it's born.
	Hershel Walker enjoys nothing more than killing babies, according to you.
	According to you, the pro-life movement.
	And what are you, the pro-life movement, going to do?
	You're going to vote for Hershel Walker, and you're going to beg for other people to do the same, because you're hypocrites, you don't give a fuck about anything but power, and I hate you.
	Nothing makes me angrier than fucking abortion.
	Because it's the subjugation of women.
	It's just the subjugation of women with assholes cradling a newborn baby and going, Oh, look at this sweet little baby.
	Oh, it's so innocent and pure.
	Who could ever do this to a baby?
	It's like, fuck you.
	Fuck you.
	You want women barefoot and pregnant.
	You want Gilead.
	You want the 19th Amendment to be repealed.
	None of what you say is actually honest.
	You stand for nothing.
	And the moment that baby's born, You ain't going to help it. That's a handout. That's
	socialism. That's the very death of freedom.
	You must carry that baby to term, but then when it cries and wants food, fuck you. Find out a
	way to pay for it. Should have kept your legs closed, slut.
	Everything about it just drives me nuts. It's just so enraging. And of course- Stop yelling
	at me, dad.
	One of the baby girls wants to be Christian Walker, and then you're running for office,
	and you might win.
	And then that baby is like, oh, you were a really bad dad and abusive and everyone hates you.
	Then maybe, I mean, I don't know.
	It's really hard to say what's worse than that.
	My favorite part about that is that Christian Walker's been a Republican scammer for forever.
	And when he did all that shit, so many other Republican scammers were like, dude, just shut up for one more month.
	What is wrong with you?
	You're ruining the scheme!
	Don't bring up the fact that your father's a piece of shit!
	We're all in this together, bro!
	We're all in the grift of being a Republican together, and you need to stop biting the hand that feeds you, even though the hand that fed you as a child neglected you and didn't care for you.
	Gotta be stronger than that, Christian.
	Gotta get over your dad being a colossal piece of shit, and apparently a serial abortionist that's on top of it.
	A serial abortionist.
	Oh, that's awesome.
	Herschel Walker just driving by Planned Parenthood.
	He's just like, hey, anyone need me to cover a bill?
	I'll pay for it.
	I just love paying for abortions.
	Nothing makes my heart gladder than just knowing I killed a baby today.
	He's got a stack of Hallmark cards because he likes to sit out the car.
	And he's just throwing them out the window.
	He gets those like 24 packs.
	Social Security numbers printed.
	Yeah, so our boy Hershel Walker did that shit.
	Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania, we had our debate between John Fetterman, who, in case you didn't know, is recovering from a stroke!
	And everyone had to bring this up constantly.
	He needs captions to read.
	He needs the cyborg eyes!
	He needs the Biden cyborg eyes to get the answers!
	They did it to themselves again.
	Nothing makes me laugh more than QAnon's non-understanding of how debates work and how if you are, like, I don't know, say, a moron like Hershel Walker, that you try to lower expectations for the debate so that you don't, like, get smoked.
	But when it came to this Federman-Oz debate, you just had Everybody in QAnon's like, Fetterman's gonna be drooling all over himself, and he's gonna, like, he's gonna, like, crawl on the stage and, like, use, use like a, like a, like a winch device to pull himself up to the podium, and then he's gonna babble incoherently, and Oz is gonna be slick and professional and just great, and he's gonna kick his ass, and we're all gonna love it.
	And it's like, you, you do know that this means that if, like, Fetterman can even, like, talk, like, he looks good by comparison to, like, the way you guys are describing him.
	Like, you don't want to set Fetterman's expectations so goddamn low that if he just can string a couple sentences together, he wins.
	And QAnon just can't help themselves on that shit.
	Also, Dr. Oz looked kind of evil on the debate.
	He looked really happy that Fetterman was struggling a bit.
	And it just made him look like an owl.
	He was like...
	Federman's like, trying to get the thought... That's what doctors do, true!
	Yeah, doctors love, they love to show, you know, they go on.
	It's really good for business, I feel like, when they're like, I'm glad you're suffering, this is hard for you.
	Yes!
	He's a physical therapist at heart, you know, really.
	I just love the idea of that, like, Fetterman's just like trying to work the words together, and like, Oswald on the other side, like, just like rubbing his hands together like, Yes!
	Yes!
	Yes!
	The Stroke Boy can't talk!
	I told you!
	I will be senator now!
	Yes!
	And it's just, it's just like, oh my god.
	But with all of that, with all of these advantages being that he's been on television for a million years, his opponents suffered a stroke, literally all Oz had to do was give boilerplate bullshit answers to everything, and it was going to be smooth sailing.
	And then they asked Oz, Hey Oz!
	Abortion!
	Hot button issue!
	What's your take on it?
	And Oz was just like, I think it should be between a woman, her doctor, and her local politicians.
	And that, I don't know, maybe should have workshopped that a little bit.
	Maybe, come on, I don't know.
	No, it was perfect.
	It was perfect.
	From the people who brought you the crudites and all the other shit that's been going on, here comes Dr. Oz's blisteringly incredibly good answer to an abortion question.
	So yeah.
	Well, and like, the local official was a super weird part, too, because it's like, my local Republican Party elects their chairman.
	Does that guy count?
	Can I call him about it?
	Is the school bored?
	Like, District Council seems too big.
	Those people, they got a lot going on, you know?
	I don't think they want to hear it.
	I have to call Mark for him.
	Yes!
	Hey, Mark, can I get an abortion?
	No!
	No, you cannot.
	No.
	And then he shoots me.
	That's an abortion hack right there.
	That's a three-one.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That's a two-for-one right there.
	That's efficiency.
	I mean, are we gonna go to, like, the King's Rite if the King shows up at your wedding while he gets first crack at your new bride?
	Is this the way this goes now?
	Sorry.
	I mean, your marriage is between you, your wife, and the local officials.
	I mean, women are just property of the state!
	Come on!
	And by the way, ladies, inflation's getting a little high and gas prices are going up, so forget about the abortion stuff and pull the lever for the Republican!
	Let's go!
	I just, God, these people, they're just, they're just shitty monsters.
	Good times.
	Oh, the goodest of times, the bestest of times.
	It's going good.
	It's going great.
	Oh, boy.
	So I'm gonna get... We are at 2835.
	Amanda has frozen, which is bad.
	There's Amanda's back.
	No, she's there.
	Sorry, the internet here kind of sucks sometimes.
	Oh, no problem.
	I can edit out that fact that I thought we were gonna have to edit out something.
	So cool.
	Leave it in.
	It makes it exciting.
	Well, now that you've done that, it stays in.
	No problem.
	Unedited.
	Straight to Audacity.
	Export audio file.
	Send it.
	Fuck it.
	No professionalism.
	No cuts.
	One take.
	As Bill O'Reilly said... This is Ed Wood setting.
	Fuck it.
	We'll do it live.
	Speaking of all that, let's get to our actual news.
	From the digital headlines to the digital front lines, it's Cues in the News.
	So we have way too much to talk about, but since Haley's here... Arizona!
	What the fuck?
	The floor is yours.
	Hey.
	Shall we talk about early voting?
	Love to!
	Has early voting started in either of your guys' states yet?
	Well, my state is meaningless because basically we sort of have a gentleman's agreement with the Republican Party in Massachusetts where we annihilate them completely and utterly and everything else.
	But if you put a dude in a nice suit and he says polite things, we'll let him be governor.
	That's basically the agreement.
	And by the way, the Republican governor has no power because we have a The Democrats in the House and Senate have an omni-majority, it's not even a super-majority.
	They basically own almost all the seats.
	So if the Republican governor's like, I'm gonna veto this wasteful spending!
	They're like, we've overwritten your veto.
	Fuck you, you moron.
	Don't ever do that again, or we'll find someone to actually run for governor.
	Because the people that run for governor as Democrats are just desperate.
	They have nothing better to do with their lives, because they know it's a powerless, figurehead position.
	Because in like, I think like in Rhode Island, like three straight governors went to jail for corruption.
	In Massachusetts, it was three, it was three straight speakers.
	That's awesome.
	It was three straight speakers of the house, because that's where the actual power is in Massachusetts.
	If you want to, if you need to bribe somebody to get shit through, you bribe the speaker of the house.
	The governor?
	Nothing.
	They can't do shit.
	So anyways, like Charlie Baker, who's the popular Republican governor, decided not to seek a third term.
	And I don't even know the name of the idiot who's running for governor for the Republicans now.
	He's...
	Literally nobody.
	He's an election denier.
	He's probably pilled on some level.
	And all the polling has the Democrat winning by 10 million points.
	So for the first time... So no surprises in your state.
	No, for the first time in forever, our powerless figurehead that is a governor will be a Democrat.
	Because Romney was our governor for a while, because again, powerless figurehead.
	And then we let this guy Baker be the powerless figurehead for a while, and now someone else is going to get it.
	So congratulations, new governor of Massachusetts.
	I hope you look good for the cameras, as you are the puppet that is dancing on the strings of the Senate and the House.
	I'm sorry, I'll finish real quick.
	The most controversial issue we have right here and right now is liquor licenses.
	There's this weird question.
	Question one is, should billionaires pay more taxes?
	Question 2 is, should your dental insurance be more affordable?
	Like, those are reasonable, logical questions that you can see why people got a ballot referendum going.
	Question 3 is like, should the number of licenses for liquor companies go from 8 to 16?
	And should the number of liquor licenses each place be allowed to have go from X to Y?
	It's like, who the fuck proposed this question and got it, like, enough signatures to get it passed?
	Who cares about liquor licenses this much?
	But I've literally got, like, three different mailers in the mail in the past week saying, NO ONE THREE!
	THREE IS BAD!
	KEEP THE LIQUOR LICENSE LAWS THE WAY THEY SHOULD BE!
	And I'm like, I've never given a fuck about liquor license laws in my life!
	Fine!
	I'll vote no!
	I don't care!
	I have no idea!
	It's the weirdest thing!
	So you have, like, normal politics, it sounds like.
	Yeah, most normal politics.
	It's pretty normal shit.
	How is it over there, Amanda?
	I don't have a governor or representation.
	Yeah.
	But we do have, they do mail us ballots.
	And then we've got someone running for State Department of Education, who six years ago, his son's teacher was on maternity leave for three months.
	And so ever since then, he's been forced to send all of his children to a $37,000 a year school in a different state, because six years ago, his son's teacher was on maternity leave for three months.
	Now he's running for the Department of Education, which seems really stupid.
	And then we have a ballot initiative about paying people in restaurants a bit of a wage.
	And then that's it.
	I've got my mail.
	Do you do early voting?
	They mail us ballots, yeah.
	Everybody gets a ballot mailed to them.
	Has it always been like that?
	Or is it like a new thing because of COVID?
	That's COVID.
	Yeah, they really screwed it up at first.
	They had to overnight me my ballot.
	Yeah, that's what they did in Massachusetts now.
	They basically, they don't mail you the ballot directly, but they just mail you, they send you a mailer saying, if you would like a mail-in ballot, no excuses, just check the chest, check yes on this and send it to us and we will mail you a ballot.
	But I've always in-person early voted and like where I live, you literally walk in, there's no line, you fill out your ballot, you're out in like two minutes.
	And yeah, so that's just where I'm going.
	That's what I'm going to do.
	I don't know if we can early vote yet.
	I'm sure, I'm sure we probably can.
	So, but yeah, there's really nothing.
	Well, early voting here started last week.
	And we've always had mail-in, or not always, but we've had mail-in ballots long before COVID.
	We've had it my whole life.
	Yeah.
	So 90% of the state votes by mail.
	Um, so the mules shit is like hella popular here because one, our elected officials held like 2,000 mules hearings and they're super close with Dinesh D'Souza and like they held the premiere for 2,000 mules here.
	And also since mail-in voting is so prominent here, and we have early voting already started, the ballot boxes have been getting a little bit targeted.
	And isn't it silly that they're targeting drop boxes because you can literally drop these things off in actual mailboxes and it will still work?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Like all mailboxes are ballot boxes.
	And there's actually more, like, you can go drop them off in, like, city buildings, like your city hall.
	Right.
	But those ones aren't, like, sitting out in the open 24-7.
	Where idiots with guns can watch them and try to menace people.
	Yeah, so the ones that are like that, the ones that are, like, kind of sitting like an open mailbox, sometimes they're next to a mailbox, which you can also just put it in that.
	I would love to do that.
	I would love to get like, I would love to get like all my family's ballots, have like five or six ballots, walk close to the drop box and like pivot, then like pivot, turn away, go to the mailbox and drop them in there.
	And just be like, boom!
	How do you like them apples?
	I use the mail service!
	Get fucked, Mule Watchers!
	So yeah, there's been like a couple divisions out there.
	Like a few factions.
	Which is how I'm sure it'll be on election day too.
	But there's like been some militia dudes and ladies out there.
	Like armed.
	There's been the Melody Jennings Clean Elections USA people.
	And Clean Elections USA is linked to Truth or Vote.
	It's like six degrees of Kevin Bacon only at QAnon in this case.
	She was on Steve Bannon's show.
	QAnon was so happy when Bannon interviewed her.
	Our girl made it!
	She's big time!
	We're going to Sizzler, baby!
	Um, last night there was like a van of just Karens watching.
	I don't know what they're going to do.
	Uh, some people come out with like big, nice cameras and then just have it pointed right at the ballot box so they can put you online.
	It's just like different people.
	But don't, don't, don't the ballot boxes have live streams on them already?
	Like, Yeah, pointed right at it and they keep, because I watch them.
	I watch the angles and they keep, that's like part of the conspiracy.
	Even Mark Fincham says like, it's because you can't, you cannot see the ballot boxes.
	They don't have streams.
	And it's like, yeah, you can, but he's just being Mark Fincham.
	Oh yeah, he's just lying.
	So, I mean.
	Yeah, he's just lying.
	How likely is it that you are about to be ruled by our benevolent Queen Carrie Lake, and your votes are about to be tabulated by Mark Fincham in perpetuity, because neither one of them will ever cede power once they've obtained it?
	For those of you who are... The Carrie Lake and Katie Hobbs race is pretty close.
	Like it's too close.
	It's not good.
	Is there actual polling on Fincham?
	I think they're pretty close to, but I cannot, I really can't believe that's true.
	Like I hear even Republicans say that Fincham's a bit much for them.
	So I don't know.
	Like, I mean that her whole life has been media and presenting and talking.
	And so.
	She's so good at playing the media here.
	Do you know what I mean?
	Of course.
	Yeah.
	On the inside.
	And she's kind of like nice with it, like for an older lady.
	So a lot of people are into her.
	Oh yeah.
	She just, she knows her schtick.
	She has her schtick down cold.
	And that's the thing that makes me like really laugh about it is that like, What she's doing works as a candidate, but she will have no fucking idea how to govern.
	She's just going to govern this way.
	She's just going to own libs and she's going to think that like, this is going to work because it works for DeSantis and it worked for Trump.
	And it's like, well, you know, Arizona went for- She's going to send her hate mob after everything she hates.
	It's going to be a nightmare.
	But I'm just saying like, the thing is, is that like, by the way, like, Biden won Arizona and you have two Democrat senators right now.
	And last I knew, Blake Masters wasn't really anywhere near Kelly at this point.
	So it's like your state is going to have a very low tolerance for this shit once you start pulling it as governor.
	And it's gonna be so funny because QAnon's gonna spend like four years just being like, oh, Carrie Lake owning the libs!
	And then when she doesn't run for re-election or gets primaried and loses because she's a disaster, they're just gonna be like, oh no, the deep state!
	And that's like their best case scenario, because their worst case scenario is she just loses and she's just gone.
	I mean, so... There's a lot of bad scenarios how this election's gonna go.
	Oh yeah, oh yeah.
	Do we like Katie Hobbs?
	I don't want to shit talk Katie Hobbs too hard because she's struggling.
	I think the problem is she doesn't have media presence, like she doesn't have public speaking presence in the way that Carrie is.
	That is very abundant to me.
	That's abundantly clear to me.
	I don't know anything about her.
	She's good on the issues.
	Good on abortion.
	She'd be good for the state right now while we're kind of in limbo on abortion.
	Way better than Carrie in terms of policy.
	The problem is in terms of aesthetics, which is all the media fucking cares about, is that she's kind of not good at answering questions on the fly and she's Like, when she gets harassed by the far-right media Project Veritas trolls, she really flubs it.
	Like, she'll, like, drop her drink and, like, be a meme, you know?
	Which is... I'm sorry, what?
	Nye!
	Yeah, like, the Project Veritas people tried to interview, you know, they, like... She was eating her lunch, and they just, like, sat with her and started asking her questions, and she, like, dropped her drink, like, while trying to flee, and it's, like... Liberals don't care about that.
	Yeah, she does settle.
	Again, I don't want to shit talk her too much because I really want her, it's not that I want her to even, it's not like I'm a Katie Hobbs fan, it's just I cannot have Carrie Lake win, which I'm very nervous that she will, and if there's the rare chance that someone with the Katie Hobbs team is listening, I would love to help.
	Because I think the thing is that a lot of Democrats don't know how to go up against a fascist.
	They don't know how to go up against a hard-lined, bully fascist who's just gonna be like, oh, you don't know how to do media well?
	Fuck you!
	I'm gonna make fun of you for it!
	And it's like, oh, you just had a stroke?
	That's hilarious!
	How do we capitalize on that?
	It's like even crueler politics that people aren't used to, but like, I could help if any Katie Hopf workers are listening.
	I know how the far right works.
	And that's how Katie, that's how, that's how Carrie Lake operates.
	She's operating like a fucking fascist.
	See, that's the thing.
	I wasn't trying to like, get you to shit talk her, but like, because I assume everybody in this, all three of us would like crawl over broken glass to like, not have, like, you know, be running anything.
	But, Um, you know, like if it was a primary or something, because the only thing I know about her, because I am not following her at all, um, cause she doesn't matter to me, you know, only, like, I have a lot of problems with Katie Hobbs, but I'll only voice them once she's elected.
	Exactly.
	Yeah.
	I mean, she is right now, but I guess my question was more just based in like, um, if, if, you know, could she be a stronger candidate?
	And be blowing like out of the water, but and I did not realize that she was literally fleeing Project Veritas and spilling drinks.
	And, and that actually explains a lot to me when, yeah, because if you guys remember, William Turton was the Bloomberg reporter who after J6, he got James O'Keefe on the Amtrak train, getting in trouble back up to New York for refusing to wear a mask and he wrote about it and Project Veritas like lost their shit.
	And then a month later at CPAC, they're harassing him and then he's got video that he took of them taking video of him and it's just like he just kept quiet and he just kept he walked out he walked away very So if the Hobbes team is listening, maybe look up William Turton, Project Veritas, and see how he handled it.
	Because it was very good.
	It was very, very good.
	Whoever told Hobbes not to debate Carrie Lake was a fucking idiot.
	Because the Hobbes team was like, you don't debate a conspiracy theorist.
	It's like, yes, you do.
	And you just say, she's a robot.
	She's pre-programmed.
	She can only say certain things.
	And you get your talking points through, and again, for the Hobbes team and for every Democrat who's going to hear the sound of my voice, all three of you, Anti-Semitic QAnon conspiracy theory.
	That is how you frame this shit.
	Because, period.
	And, like, you know why?
	Because it's fucking true.
	I posted a thing, like, a few days ago, where someone was just, like, talking.
	They were like, hey, is Yee, like, base for what he's doing?
	And, like, 74% were like, yes.
	Like, Yee is putting the right people on blast right now for what he's doing, which smoothly segwaying into another one of our topics.
	Yee, the meltdown continues.
	We have to have a subject, we have to have a chat about our boy Yee West yet again this week because this is the week that the true finding out phase of the fuckaround finally occurred.
	He, like, famously was on either a podcast or some event with a microphone in front of him, and he's like, I can say anti-semitic shit and Adidas can't Get rid of me.
	And he repeated it.
	He was like, yeah, damn right.
	Adidas and me are at the hip.
	They can't get rid of me.
	Smash cut to Adidas getting rid of him.
	And then Aaron Donald and Jalen Brown, because he got into representing athletes in sports.
	He created Donta Agency.
	His two biggest clients dipped out on him.
	They were like, yeah, you no longer represent us.
	So thanks, but no thanks.
	He showed up at Skechers unannounced to try to get his Yeezy brand shoes through Skechers, and they threw him out.
	Skechers is owned and operated by a Jewish family, so maybe do a little research before you try that move there, Yee.
	But yeah, uh, he is, it's, it's really amazing to me that you would think the people that are making money off this guy and are in his inner circle at word at some point, like just try to steer this thing back on the rails.
	And it's like, Nope, not getting back on the rails.
	CNN a couple hours ago released something, uh, four different sources told them that he tried to name his 2018 album.
	For me it was like after Hitler, but then the article is like literally just Hitler, like not even anything clever.
	Not even like a 14 or something.
	Which is like, extremely low energy, uncreative, very boring, and then he did it after himself, which is like, Well, if I can't call Hitler... What message are we sending?
	Next best thing!
	If I can't call Hitler, I'll name it after myself.
	Because really, when you think about it, I'm second best to Hitler, so yeah.
	I mean... So like, Kanye is one of the best hip-hop producers of all time.
	Like, hands down.
	You know, his work with Jay-Z, you know, throughout the early aughts, Just incredible stuff, right?
	And it's like, at what point, like, it's looking through his, like, discography and, like, all of his, like, productions just being like, so which of these songs is the song where you finally were like, guys, I think Hitler had a good idea?
	How established did you have to be?
	Like, how, like, how many hits for Jay Z did you have to make before people were like, Okay, okay!
	You know?
	I really want to know.
	This Nazi shit isn't cool, but he does make bangers!
	Have you heard Blueprint?
	Come on!
	Yeah, that is... Man, that's the $64 question.
	How big do you have to get to the point where people start tolerating your appreciation for Nazis?
	I mean, I heard him playing at Pride last weekend, like they were bumping him in the club and I was like, I can't dance to this.
	I'm going to send Charlie Kirk handwritten letters begging for him to reverse my lifetime ban from Turning Point USA events on the off chance that Kanye performs.
	I'm sorry.
	Good for you.
	We're gonna have a whole thing.
	Well, I won't explain on the pod, but yeah.
	Charlie let me in.
	Charlie let me in at the turning point.
	I agree.
	Free speech... Charlie should let Frank in.
	Yeah, you free speech warriors.
	What are you... Oh, God.
	You're all about creating an inclusive platform where we can all engage in the free marketplace of ideas.
	Which is what Twitter's about to be, because apparently Elon's buying the fucking thing.
	This is really gonna happen.
	Damn, that's a segue.
	So smooth!
	You see?
	As the show moves along, the segues get smoother.
	Oh, man.
	It's just...
	But yeah, Elon Musk, who totally is buying Twitter of his free will, and not because of the fact that the Delaware corporate courts have told him, you sold the fucking, you signed the fucking contract, you giant dum-dum!
	You're gonna cut these people a check for $44 billion and you're gonna like it!
	And Elon's just like, sounds good!
	Totally not a dog that caught a car here, honest!
	It makes me really mad at the courts as well.
	I'd like to point out, I'm angry at everyone.
	I'm angry at Elon, I'm angry at Twitter, I'm also angry at the court system.
	Yeah, if there was ever a situation where, for the greater good, you let us get a mulligan on one of these things, you fucking let Elon out of this deal, because he doesn't want it.
	He doesn't want to own Twitter.
	I swear to God, what I think like the, there's the only way this works out for
	Elon basically is he gives Trump his account back and then he just runs away.
	Like, literally, he's like, I'm reinstating Trump, and I'm outta here.
	And he just appoints somebody to run Twitter for him, and they eat all the shit in the world, and Elon is just like, well, maybe I'll fire them someday, I don't know.
	But he knows better than to actually get anywhere near it, because he has no fucking idea what he's doing.
	I would say if he's going to do that, which I think is actually the most likely scenario, I would like for him to also give Ali Alexander his account back because that guy loves to just talk about all the crimes he does.
	And I think that he drinks a lot.
	And so I think him having Twitter is good.
	I think it's good.
	He's also excited about the Kanye stuff.
	So I want to hear what he has to say.
	Yeah, we need to hear it.
	Tell us, Ali.
	Have a couple of cocktails, get on the telegram voice chat, tell us all about it, because I know you love to do that.
	Oh, that'd be great.
	Because he literally... Musk literally just pointed a thing out.
	He's like, yo, Twitter advertisers, I'm not going to turn this into 8Koon.
	Honest, I swear.
	Please do not flee the site with your hair on fire running screaming from us.
	Because I'm on the hook for $44 billion.
	I really don't want to be holding the bag for this shit.
	Yeah, that tweet came across my newsfeed.
	And it was like, you know, I don't follow Elon and it was, you know, it tells you Oh, so many whoever whoever has liked this tweet.
	And I was like, who the fuck that I follow is liking this?
	And I like I was like, Oh, it's like six fascists that I follow.
	Yeah, buddy, that's right.
	Like, okay, but you're like a literal neo Nazi.
	Why are you?
	Stop.
	Yeah, it's so funny to me.
	I just watch all these QAnon promoters just talking about how they're all going to get their accounts back.
	I remember AwakendOutlaw posted a thing like a week ago where he was like, hey Porker, because I'm fat, you see, it's incredibly witty.
	He's like, hey Porker, when we get our accounts back, we're going to troll you.
	We're coming for you.
	We're going to get negative hashtags about you trending.
	It's coming!
	It's coming, Porker!
	How you gonna like them apples?
	And I'm like, okay, fine.
	You're gonna yell at me on Twitter.
	Great.
	Like, Elon Musk is gonna pay $44 billion so, like, PorkerIsFatAndBad is trending on Twitter as a hashtag.
	It's gonna be great.
	It's gonna be, like, awesome.
	I'm so glad that, like, that's the dream.
	And like PepeLivesMatter is like, when I get back, my first tweet is gonna be that John Potesta is a pedophile!
	And it's like, ooooh, edgy!
	Oh my god, you're saying something that's like fuckin' 8 years old and nobody gives a shit, and nobody even knows who John Potesta is!
	God.
	Like, you had so much time to think about what your first tweet would be.
	You've, like, so much time.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	And you're just like, I'm going after... That's what you call it?
	Yep.
	I'm going after John Potesta.
	Nobody's knocked that guy down a peg or two.
	Peppy's job.
	I'm coming for you, Potesta.
	How do you like them apples?
	God.
	Let's say, um, so back, what was it?
	Maybe December last year, there was like a big, a bunch of Goypers got banned.
	And then you know, Fuentes is like all in Telegram like, oh, it's the Kruiper genocide.
	So I think it would actually be really funny if all of those Kruiper accounts like got reinstated.
	But then because they need to stay in the Apple Store and they need advertisers.
	If there's like a second Kruiper genocide, that would be extremely funny because Like, giving them the hope that they're back and then taking it away?
	I like to watch their emotions go up and down.
	Yeah, that's the thing that's really fun about all of this, because you brought up the... The thing is, so much of this is aggressively anti-Semitic, and I'm sure the two of you have probably received reports on tweets that have been flagged and all this kind of shit.
	And every report I've ever gotten about a review of one of my tweets has included the fact that, like, I either have or I have not broken Terms of Service and German law.
	Like, it's always in all the reports that, like, German law is, like, a super important thing that they bring up.
	And it's like, you know, if you've got a million Grapers on Twitter denying the Holocaust, That's gonna break German law!
	It's gonna break German law.
	I don't know how they resolved this, but...
	Gab basically had this thing where, like, Germany was like, yo, Gab, you have to ban these people or you can't... I think, like, Torbert actually said at one point he just wouldn't let Germany have Gab in an effort to fix the problem.
	He was just like, I'll just de-platform Gab in Germany in order to meet regulations because my entire audience is nothing but Holocaust deniers.
	I can't get rid of them.
	So I can't comply with German law.
	It's just like...
	Yeah.
	Well, the Telegram, right?
	They have to pay a huge fine in Germany because it just happened like a week or two ago, right?
	Yeah.
	Oh, really?
	Telegram, where one of the biggest accounts is Ghost Ezra, who's just literally a Holocaust denier.
	Yeah, they're a magical place, that Telegram.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, here we go.
	It's a $5 million fine that they have to pay.
	I'm shocking.
	Oh, who could have foreseen this?
	Oh my god.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, so yep.
	Twitter about to become incredibly more based starting tomorrow.
	Everything's gonna go great.
	It's totally not gonna be a disaster.
	Fucking clown shoes.
	I mean, at four in the morning today, Nick Fuentes and Richard Spencer co-hosted a space.
	So I feel like it's all smoke and mirrors, you know?
	The thing about the spaces is that it's really harder.
	Who, what is, uh, I'll have to, I probably don't want to say it here, but like, it's funny that Nick Fuentes has like a sock puppet account on Twitter where he's, um.
	Well, he's on his third one this week, I think.
	That's awesome.
	Yeah.
	Cause he was on a different, cause, uh, three nights ago I got an argument with him and then he retweeted my photo.
	And then all the gripers were like, you're the ugliest woman I've ever seen.
	And I'm like, I don't think you've ever even seen a woman because of your mother.
	So I think that's fine.
	You know?
	And then that account got banned because I stopped getting notifications about how ugly I was.
	I was like, oh, that's because he's, and now he's back.
	You just, just keep trying, Nick.
	You're going to make it one of these days.
	You special little snowflake.
	Oh God.
	Speaking of guys that are trying to make it, our boy Ron DeSantis, priming himself for the 2024 Republican primary, just working so hard both to make himself look like a presentable candidate and also according to the QAnon vote.
	He sent his health secretary, Joseph Ledepo.
	Fuck you, DeSantis.
	No one in your group gets their name spelled right, because we don't care about you, really.
	But he sent that guy to the X-22 report, and I think there was another QAnon-adjacent podcast that he went on to talk about vaccines and COVID and all that other good stuff.
	Because Florida recently released an incredibly cherry-picked and incredibly shitty study that said, oh, the vaccine's bad for men between 18 and 39, so we're going to stop recommending it.
	And this is totally based on rock-solid science, and we're not just making this up to pander to QAnon and other anti-vaxxers.
	We are super serious, honest political leaders, uh, doing our level best to trust the science and move along.
	So yeah, um, I'm sure that won't all end poorly.
	And, uh, beyond that, um, DeSantis had his one debate that he agreed to have with Charlie Crist, who is like, literally when you look up the definition of a has-been in the dictionary, Charlie Crist is right there waiting for you.
	Um, But our boy, Charlie, asked Ron a question.
	And he said, Hey, Ron, can you pledge to the good people of Florida that you'll serve a full term as governor if you're reelected?
	Just want to know.
	And Ron DeSantis froze like the Katy Perry robot.
	He stammered and steam came out of his ears.
	And then he Yelled at Charlie Criss and called him a big big mean no-no face and stamped his little feet and pouted and
	It's like, yo, Ron, I got a secret for you.
	You fucking lie there.
	When, when Charlie and the moderator jumped in, because this was, this was a debate run by Sinclair Broadcasting, which is the Fox News of broadcast of network of like broadcast television.
	Like they, they're the ones who created that, uh, thing that Deadspin made where all the different anchors read the same script about dangers to democracy and all that stuff.
	And the moderator jumped in and was like, we did not agree to let the candidates ask each other questions!
	Ron, you don't have to answer!
	Oh, my beautiful sweet baby boy, Ron!
	It's okay, Ron!
	Don't let the mean man hit you!
	It's okay!
	It's like, oh my god, like really?
	Ron DeSantis can't handle Charlie Criss and the easiest question in the world?
	You just say, yeah, I'm going to serve my full term.
	I'll be proud to serve the great citizens of Florida and serve another term as governor.
	And then in two years, you get in front of the cameras and go, I wanted to serve out my full term, but Joe Biden's just tearing America apart.
	What can I do?
	America's crying out for leadership.
	And I'm the man to lead them to Sanchez 2024!
	I'm so sorry, Florida!
	I'm so sorry I can't stay for the four years, but America needs me!
	It's like, my God.
	It's like, Jesus Christ.
	You can't do that.
	It's like, you're that weak a politician.
	It's like, you let Charlie Kirk dunk your head in the toilet.
	Jesus.
	Anyone who thinks- Charlie- Yeah, Charlie.
	That's how irrelevant Charlie Criss is.
	I can't even say his name right.
	He's not the top choice.
	He lies so much.
	He lies so much about other stuff.
	Why couldn't he just lie about that?
	I actually thought when I first saw the headline before I watched the video, I thought it was a joke.
	I thought it was a parody.
	So I was like, oh, this guy lies all the time.
	It's got to be second nature.
	I don't understand why this tripped him up so much.
	It's very bizarre.
	And then Charlie sucks, too, because I know nothing about him.
	But here's why I don't like him.
	Because on Twitter, he was like, we had a Republican governor when Florida shut down or whatever.
	And I was just like, this is the most have you what are you doing?
	What is this?
	Like what?
	What are you doing?
	Like this argument that like, oh, you should vote for me because the state shut down.
	Like the people who care about the state shutting down because of COVID are not going to vote for you.
	They're not ever voting for you.
	They're a lost cause.
	Don't even bother.
	Like don't, don't.
	Go do like Spanish language outreach and find people who don't vote at all.
	That's what you need to do.
	Don't do this weird Twitter shit.
	He should talk to Katie Hobbs and then they should meet in the middle about how to handle fascists, I think.
	Yeah.
	Hmm.
	I literally, it's so funny you said that because literally I was going to say Charlie Crist's entire campaign should be in Spanish.
	I was literally gonna say that.
	Don't even... Anyone who knows... Any Democrat who's gonna vote for you anyways, who speaks English, is gonna vote for you anyways.
	You need to just, all day, every day, nothing but just going to the Hispanic community and being like, hey, I'm your guy.
	I'm here for you.
	I'm your bro.
	DeSantis sucks.
	Vote for me.
	I mean...
	One last little thing I was going to bring up about because Haley had asked about local races.
	We have the funniest thing going on here in my district.
	Like my district is allegedly like Democrat like plus seven.
	So like there's like this, it's like the one district the Republican could possibly get elected to the House in in a million years.
	We have this guy running against our incumbent Democrat, Seth Moulton, who I don't like.
	And if I ever became internet famous and had the money, I would primary Seth Moulton.
	Both because I hate him and also I'd like a blue checkmark on Twitter.
	And being a joke candidate in a primary... Boom!
	Checkmark!
	Nailed it.
	But the guy's name is Bob May, and I see signs for him here and there all across my town.
	And my favorite part about it is not one of these signs has the R or Republican or GOP on it.
	It's just, Bob May, Congress!
	Just...
	I'm not gonna tell you what party I'm a part of.
	I'm Bob May.
	Short, easy-to-remember name.
	I'm just Bob May.
	Bob May.
	Independent guy running for the House of Representatives.
	When you get in the ballot box, please don't notice the R next to my name.
	This is Massachusetts, and that R is death.
	So please, just remember Bob May.
	That's all you need to know.
	And they all do it.
	Every single Republican does this.
	They do not run as Republicans.
	They run as themselves.
	Scott Brown, when he accidentally, when he won that Senate seat by accident and he ran for re-election against Elizabeth Warren, oh my God.
	If you called Scott Brown a Republican, he'd punch you in the head.
	I mean, Scott Brown was just like, I'M AN INDEPENDENT!
	I'LL REACH ACROSS THE AISLE!
	I'M HERE WITH INNOVATIVE, FRESH THINKING IDEAS!
	I mean, when he was on Fox News and shit like that, he'd talk about the crazy liberals, but when he was in Massachusetts talking to Massachusetts voters, oh my god, Scott Brown, Scott Brown is from the Scott Brown Party!
	That's where I'm from!
	Just like, oh my god.
	Yeah, they, uh, Republicans do not like being reminded of the fact that they are Republicans when they are in Massachusetts.
	Because we are.
	We should, we should do that in more places.
	We should make them afraid to say they're Republicans in more places.
	Political party is an affiliate.
	It's a protected class.
	In DC, but only in DC.
	I don't think it is anywhere else in the country.
	So we can't do it here, but the rest of the country, I feel like we can bully them.
	Uh, well, uh, I'm out of steam for the headlines, which means it's time to dip in.
	Our listeners got questions, we got answers.
	It's time for Q and A. Uh, we had a question for Sarge, which is not going to work for us.
	So, uh, we'll save that for next week.
	Uh, leaving that in the podcast, no edits, no cuts.
	Ask it anyway.
	The question was about veterans and what, like, exactly.
	I don't think any of us have served, so.
	I won't offend.
	I was a digital soldier?
	Yes!
	And Michael Flynn has a matching one, so I think it's legitimate.
	Your bracelet is as legitimate as Hershel Walker's badge.
	You are... I'm a bully!
	I'm getting an update.
	Hershel Walker has killed another baby.
	Hershel Walker In his role as a police officer or as an abortionologist?
	Both!
	An abortion enthusiast!
	SubzeroShirtArc says, have there been any rising stars in the queue adjacent scene as of late?
	We don't see the likes of Ghost Ezra coming to prominence anymore.
	Is there a sufficient turnaround of delisters to keep the flame alive at least?
	True The Vote.
	Well, yeah.
	The thing is that True The Vote came into QAnon from a position of having relevance before trying to dip into the QAnon sphere to get more of an audience.
	I don't know that we've had... That's the question.
	Does QAnon have a farm system anymore?
	Are they grooming any more talent to take the reins of this thing when their current batch Get bored.
	I remember Q-Tah being like, um, I haven't been around for a while because we just had a kid.
	And Julian's rum at one point was like, I got a dog!
	And just vanished for like six months.
	And it's like, yeah, at some point.
	I got a dog.
	Well, In the Matrix said that his girlfriend left him because of QAnon and she took the dogs.
	So I feel like these two should also talk.
	They could have a conversation.
	Maybe it's good they got a dog.
	I think a lot of these people just need a hobby, like a healthy hobby, not a negative hobby.
	They do have a hobby.
	It's just a bad hobby.
	Oh, the worst of hobbies.
	Yeah.
	There really hasn't been any because QAnon has been around for so long.
	It's really hard to get in to fight for market share because you had like Baby Q back in the day.
	Pissing off all the QAnon promoters, and then Ghostezer got big.
	I mean, the last guy to get big was Patel Patriot, but again, that's because he came at this with a new angle where he was just like, Devolution is real, and I stole this from a guy named Tom Wicker, who was on Mastodon, but nobody fucking goes on that site, so I can just take the shit he used and post it on the sites QAnon's actually on, and now I'm sort of internet famous.
	Way to go me.
	So, yeah.
	Yeah, really, there hasn't been a lot of new faces in the QAnon movement.
	This is vaccine police erasure.
	I really watched him blow up.
	We first met, he, I think might have been filming with like a Motorola Razr.
	Okay.
	And now he's getting arrested in Walmart parking lots left and right.
	And that's Beautiful.
	So don't forget about Christopher Key, Vaccine Police.
	Y'all have to link me to his stuff.
	I need someone new to read and monitor.
	So there's like a circuit of these influencers who are much smaller than like a Ghost Ezra or Q-Top.
	But they travel with Clay Clark in Reawaken America, and I don't know what they're going to do now.
	But there's these two sisters who are fucking lunatics.
	There's Vaccine Police.
	I think Vaccine Police kind of got the biggest reputation.
	He's the only one that I ever see talked about from people who... I mean, that I ever just see talked about, period.
	He's definitely the most entertaining one.
	He's the drink your urine guy.
	Oh, good.
	The other one.
	Yeah, but he's the one who managed to get arrested.
	Not the ball slapping drink your urine guy.
	The other one.
	Yeah.
	He's not Joey Salads.
	He's not.
	No.
	But this guy got arrested in a grocery store in Florida.
	In May of 2021 for not wearing a mask.
	Now, I was in Florida in May of 2021 not wearing a mask and nobody arrested me.
	So this guy is like, that's how obstinate he is.
	He's like such an asshole that they were like, fuck it.
	Just lock him up.
	Just get rid of him.
	Also, you're a personal police officer, you know?
	He's got a little badge and all this stuff.
	But yeah, he's, you know.
	I hope he was deputized by either the Queen of Canada or Herschel Walker.
	So, God.
	I really hope that he connects with Herschel.
	See, there's so many matches to be made here.
	Will Comer asks, can you ask your buddy Dinesh where I can hire some of his mules to take my ballot to the Dropbox?
	I think that's one of my favorite things, because I'm in a DM group where we really get into the weeds about 2,000 mules.
	It's good.
	But one of their favorite questions is, how did they recruit these people?
	Was there an ad on Facebook or Craigslist?
	Would you like to support democracy?
	Would you like a couple hundred dollars a day to do so?
	Join our mule patrol!
	I would love to know how the, like, the stash houses vetted the mules to then hand them the... Because the idea that you wouldn't just go to a mailbox yourself and drop them off, that you would actually, like, outsource it to mules and pay them fat stacks of cash to do this shit?
	I mean, the Rube Goldbergian contraption nature of it is so bizarre.
	And it's just like...
	I will never understand how anyone in a million years would think, like, okay, if I take these hundred ballots for Biden and Harris and drop them off, I get a thousand dollars.
	Or, I could take these hundred ballots that I just got from Planned Parenthood in Georgia, drive to Fox News, and become a millionaire overnight.
	Tear down this whole system immediately.
	And nope, nope, these mules... Honest mules.
	These are honest mules.
	Die-hard Biden-Harris supporting mules, willing to... I hear that Hillary Clinton handpicks them herself.
	She finds them on ExploreTalent.com.
	Yes!
	The Talent Explorer Conspiracy!
	Oh, I love it!
	Oh, God!
	That's, oh man, that is the deepest of cuts.
	Oh, for the seven people nodding their heads right now, we see you!
	We see you!
	We see you. Oh my god. It's so good.
	Placeholder asks, Poker seems to get a new reply guy every few months.
	Most go away after a month or two.
	Are they blocked or do they just get mad and quit?
	Do you think it's all righty noobs or the same three guys over and over?
	I generally don't block my trolls.
	Unless they are just constantly fighting with my actual followers and it just makes my, I have to mute my notifications constantly because there's these arguments just brewing in my timeline all the time.
	Then I'll kick them out.
	Basically, here is my, here's my rules for trolls, basically, is if I can actually have a conversation with a troll where they have a stance on an issue and I can, I can like argue that stance with them they can stay like if they're like abortion is murder and I'm like when does life begin and they're like conception then we can go around the barn then I can have fun with them then it's enjoyable
	But when the troll refuses to state what their opinion is and what their actual position on an issue is, then they're just trolling.
	Then they're just giving you shit and they refuse to actually defend anything.
	They're just like, I just want to punch you.
	You are never allowed to punch back.
	Because I've had people come on my timeline and they're like, Now, I don't believe in QAnon, but... and then start giving me the QAnon shit.
	Then I'm like, what do you believe in?
	They're like, look, they're like, look, Porker, like, I'm just here because you're lying about this, this, and this.
	I'm like, what, what, what do you care?
	Why do you matter?
	It's like, well, I'm trying to point out that you're a hypocrite.
	What am I a hypocrite about?
	Tell me.
	They're just like, nope, not, I will never tell you what I stand in or stand for or what I believe in.
	Then you're blocked.
	Because if you're not going to actually stand for anything, fuck you.
	There's no point in me engaging with you.
	You're just an idiot who's just calling me a motherfucker constantly.
	I get that enough at the casino.
	I do not need that in my personal life.
	I don't know if I've ever told this story on the podcast.
	I dealt the World Series of Poker one year, which sounds super exciting, but it's not.
	It fucking sucks.
	So I dealt high stakes cash games overnight.
	And my first night, my third table, so I'm 90 minutes into my first shift of the World Series, there's this game called Chinese Poker.
	And as a dealer, you're a robot.
	You literally just take 13 cards and just hand them to the four players, and then you just shuffle the other deck and get it ready for them.
	You don't read hands.
	You don't call.
	You don't say who wins or loses.
	You just shuffle, pile, push.
	You're a robot.
	You do nothing.
	It's the dumbest, laziest, worst half hour of your life.
	I sit down.
	Before my ass even touches the cushion, the guy sitting next to me looks at me and goes, Who's this motherfucker?
	Direct to my face.
	Just direct to my face.
	I go to give him a pile of cards because that's all you do as the dealer.
	You just hand him a pile of cards.
	It turns out that in this game, there's a dealer button, and you have to hand the piles out to the left of that button.
	You just don't hand it to the same guy.
	And it means nothing.
	It's all random.
	It's all just 13 cards.
	No one sees anything.
	There's nothing to it.
	It's so dumb.
	When I tried to hand him the wrong pile, OH MY GOD, all four of them started screaming at me.
	And then I looked at the table, I saw there was a button, I rolled my eyes, I gave the right guy the pile of cards.
	I gave them all their right piles of cards, the guy's looking at his pile of cards, getting ready to build his hand, and he says, I KNEW HE WAS A MOTHERFUCKER!
	And that's how people treat you when you're dealing high stakes poker in Vegas.
	You're the help.
	You're scum.
	They wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
	So, yeah.
	If I've told that story before, I apologize.
	But yeah.
	So, yeah.
	That's how I deal with trolls.
	Air your trauma, girl.
	It's okay.
	I'm here for it, I'm here for it.
	Okay, so, Cleodora Silvestri, who's one of our frequent messengers, I now promote Cleodora to one of our roles of Inquisitors, because my previous Inquisitors have left the mailbag.
	Congratulations, Cleodora.
	Elon Musk says this week he hasn't played chess since he was a kid because he thinks it's too simple.
	Assuming he got trounced on the first and gave up, what game do you actually think is simple enough for him that he wouldn't have immediately quit?
	Connect four.
	He don't know how to play chess.
	If you think chess is simple, you are out of your fucking mind.
	It is...
	Oh god, the complexity of chess.
	I mean, when you listen to, like, some guy did this weird thing where he was like, I'm gonna train at something for like three months and then try to beat somebody who's world-class at it.
	I don't know if it was a reality show or this guy did, they got some mojo around him.
	And the guy like literally challenged Magnus Carlsen in a game of chess and Magnus agreed to it.
	So the guy had like three months to figure out chess before playing him.
	And he came up with a weird strategy that was kind of like a cheat sheet way of chess.
	And they said that like eight moves in he was like doing good and then like about like 15 moves later, He'd fallen apart and died and Magnus beat him.
	But Magnus was like, I'm so happy for you because now you have your whole life to learn and explore chess and I've already kind of done all of that and like now I'm like the chess knowing guy and like the wonder and magic of chess is lost to me.
	And it's just that, like, I learned chess when I was like three, and my mom didn't know that I had learned it until I was four.
	And we walked by a store and there was a chess board on the display, and I complained that the rooks and the bishops and knights were in the wrong spots.
	And my mom was like, oh, he did understand that shit.
	Okay, cool.
	He's a boy genius.
	Hey, I was not even humble bragging, just bragging.
	I was top 50 in America under the age of 12 when I was like nine years old.
	Then I burned out.
	Then I burned out.
	I aggressively burned out.
	I got to high school.
	I joined the chess club.
	Uh, you rank from, like, first board to fifth board.
	I was third board.
	I was a bum.
	These other guys were just mopping the floor with me.
	I wasn't good enough to be first board anymore.
	So yeah, uh, you gotta stay sharp in the chess world or the game passes you by.
	It's like, really, it's really funny to know that, like, um, like, eight-year-old me would beat the shit out of me now if we, if we played chess.
	Like, that, that kid would just dunk on me.
	Be like, boom!
	What's the matter with you, old man?
	Like, I don't know!
	I just know I'm bad now!
	But yeah, um, yeah, in no way, shape, or form, anyone who says chess is too simple is the same kind of, uh, like, just whiny piss baby who's like, oh, poker's all luck!
	It's like, no, you just don't know how to play.
	It's just that simple.
	You don't know what you're doing.
	You absolutely don't know what you're doing.
	Oh jeez, I'm going to wrap this up with one more question because I know Amanda's got to get out the door soon.
	Oh no, I'm doing okay.
	Don't feel like you have to rush.
	Okay, cool.
	Sweet.
	Then we have two more questions then.
	Rogue Lodge Games says, in the darkest future where Twitter goes to the far right after this and really stomps on any non-right wing stuff while promoting election dial and future coups, do you think people will leave or stay?
	Where will they go if they leave?
	People will leave.
	If this actually becomes literally a cesspool of Chan trolls on here, the thing that I really don't think that, like, I don't know if Elon gets this, I know for sure QAnon and the right-wing Twitter doesn't get this, So many people on Twitter are apolitical.
	Like so much shit on my feed that's like incredibly popular is like, an orangutan was in his enclosure at a zoo and a pair of sunglasses fell in.
	Here's him putting on the sunglasses.
	Isn't that wacky?
	The orangutan knows how sunglasses work.
	Orangutans are terrorists.
	I can accept that.
	Or, uh, kittens!
	Aren't these kittens adorable?
	I mean, it's just, there's so much... Stan Twitter, music Twitter, lots of Twitter.
	There's lots of Twitter out there.
	You know, when I covered the Madison Cawthorn, uh, or not the, the, the Let's Go Brandon coin that he, that Madison Cawthorn, like, was kind of involved with, like, I learned there was NASCAR Twitter.
	Oh, absolutely.
	Because they were they NASCAR was they were saying that the driver was gonna sponsor Let's Go Brandon Coyne.
	Yes.
	The Brandon guy.
	And I was and I was tweeting about it.
	And NASCAR Twitter was on that.
	And I was like, there's NASCAR Twitter.
	There's all kinds of Twitter.
	I bet fishing Twitter was lit when they caught those guys with the weights and the fish.
	Oh my God.
	Fishing Twitter.
	That was their day.
	Astronomy Twitter.
	I like astronomy Twitter.
	Oh man.
	I need to just like in like five years, I need to walk down a street wearing a shirt that says there's weights in the fish and just see how many people like react to it and see if like, if that, if that, if that still carries, if it still holds up after a few years, because, uh, Also, titties are allowed on Twitter, so like, the biggest demographic is porn Twitter, right?
	There's gotta be a ton of porn.
	I get porn sometimes just set in my spam, you know?
	You'll search a hashtag and it'll be like, correct, correct, porn.
	It's like, well...
	This is- I'm at a Starbucks!
	Yeah, they're like, yeah, in order to get to the advanced search to like, find like stuff I'm
	looking for, I will just type, I will just type in gibberish.
	And then that will get me into the menu that gets you to the advanced search on Twitter. And
	sometimes I'll just type in the gibberish and then bam, just like, just
	Just a dick in my face.
	Just whammo!
	And I'm just like, oh, okay!
	I guess next... Hidden porn!
	Repepe porn!
	If you're awake before noon Eastern time on a Sunday, hashtag seductive Sunday, oh god, it's just all porn.
	I mean, it's just everywhere.
	It's so funny.
	That's the thing is like all these people are not going to tolerate being harassed by idiots.
	Like when you run, uh, like when you run celebrities off of the site, like, I think it's going to be like, that was another thing that a lot of people were talking about was like, um, when they, um, They're like, oh, when I get my account back, I'm going to go back on Twitter and harass Chrissy Teigen.
	It's like, oh yeah, that's going to go great.
	That's going to go real fucking great.
	If, like, a bunch of liberal celebrities start getting harassed and death threats and just shit on by all these right-wing fucking shit weasels, that's going to do wonders because those celebrities are going to go to the advertisers and then the advertisers are going to knock on Elon's door.
	And be like, hey, bro, we're out.
	We're out unless you make these celebrities happy and keep them on your fucking platform.
	Like, you think these movie studios are going to be happy with Tom Hanks being called a pedophile every third reply when his new movie comes out?
	I mean, it's like, There are market forces that are not going to tolerate this shit.
	This is not going to happen.
	So yeah, it's, it's like really.
	Well, it's regular people too.
	Cause I use unfollow monkeys.
	So every time someone unfollows me, I can see that they have, and it'll tell me like unfollowed, blocked, suspended, or left Twitter.
	And like, it's the same thing now I keep getting in batches of tens, which is how they send it out.
	Like, All these people have left Twitter.
	I mean, it's exhausting to live within... I mean, I consume far less QAnon content than you do, but I primarily consume Nazi content.
	I mean, normal people don't want to fuck with that.
	No.
	And our final question is from Reverend Xenofact.
	Russia apparently has said they're de-Satanizing the Ukraine in a TASS release.
	Did the QAnon KKK crew latch onto this yet, or is it too tame?
	Bonus points.
	When Ukraine wins and Putin dies of ass cancer, what is the best way to rub in Satan's victory?
	A tall glass of adrenochrome is your correct answer to any question about celebrating the victories of the Deep State over the Patriots.
	Do not actually do that.
	I have heard that drinking adrenochrome can give you a headache that will last a week and is incredibly shitty, so... You trip balls.
	If only you did.
	If only it was actually here in Loathing in Las Vegas, and that was a real thing.
	Yeah, because if you... I promise you, if you could trip balls off of adrenochrome, it'd go for more than $50 a bottle online.
	If it was actually the fucking shit that QAnon says it was, it would not be going away for pennies on the dollar.
	But, um, yeah, I haven't really, they're so stuck on the biolab shit.
	That's their main thing.
	They love talking about them Ukrainian biolabs.
	Oh, those Ukraine biolabs.
	That's their, that's their hobby horse.
	That's their hill to die on.
	That's what they're all about.
	So yeah, they really, they haven't gotten into the de-Satanification.
	Uh, I think the one thing that was really funny recently was when Tucker Carlson said that the Democratic Party was a child sacrifice cult.
	They got super excited about that.
	They're like, yeah, Tucker's finally calling it like it is!
	And.
	Saying truth.
	Oh, speaking truth to power, that Tucky Tuck, you know how it, you know how it be.
	I just think that it's so funny to me that these people think that their enemies eat children and are monsters of the highest order, but they don't want them actually arrested or anything.
	They just want Tucker Carlson to call them out for being child eaters.
	And it's just like, you know, maybe stop the bad guy from doing the bad things.
	Whenever I bring, I love bringing up the fact that Q claimed that Hillary Clinton came to him begging for a plea deal and Q was like, fuck off Hillary, you're going down!
	And then Hillary was like, okay, and then lived a life of luxury and excess for the last five years and has not been arrested or anything.
	And I always tell QAnon people, I'm like, aren't you mad that Hillary didn't take that plea deal and confess to her crimes or whatever and spend a few months in a club fed?
	Wouldn't that have been better?
	And they're like, no, it's good the way it is.
	We need to catch them all.
	We can't just have it go.
	And I'm like, no, you're lying.
	You're fucking lying.
	You people would kill to see Hillary in a Trump suit.
	You'd kill to see Hillary wearing an orange Trump suit.
	It'd be the greatest day of your life.
	And it's just like, but nope, nope, the super secret spy can never make a mistake.
	He's infallible.
	He's truly the greatest of all of us.
	So yeah.
	Uh, that, by the way, that, go ahead.
	No, no, go ahead.
	No, I was just going to say that Q-Drop was on December 5th, 2017.
	So we are getting close to the five-year delta of Hillary's plea deal.
	It's right around the corner.
	So I can't wait.
	Any day now.
	Any day now.
	I remember when, because the Q-Drop where it said 11-3 Podesta indicted, 11-7 Houma indicted.
	One day Julian Zrum, he started yelling at me and he was like, Q didn't specify the year!
	And I was like, you're a fucking year trip!
	You're just telling me Huma and Podesta need to just stay out of America?
	They just need to go to a country without extradition the first week of every November, and they're just good?
	And Q's waiting to arrest them on that specific date every year?
	It's like, god darn it!
	They're in Albania!
	They're in Albania again!
	Why can't we see this coming?
	Son of a bitch!
	I mean, it's just like, oh my god.
	So yeah.
	And that brings us to our question.
	Can I ask a question?
	I'm sorry.
	So I've been really out of touch with QAnon stuff lately.
	Is everybody anti-Ukraine?
	Yes.
	Because the Nazi world, like the Nazis that I am primarily dealing with, are very pro-Ukraine.
	Um, and so it's, it's very interesting that QAnon doesn't have that split in the Nazis, Joe.
	Oh, uh, there was like a, some QAnon promoter had a poll.
	They were like, who do you trust more?
	I mean, not that this was a tough question, but it was like, who do you trust more Biden or Putin?
	And it was like 99% Putin.
	It was just like, like they, they just love Vladdy Daddy is their boy.
	They're just, they're just all that, all that.
	Because I think, I mean, that was part of why, well, I have, like, stuff going on with work that's Nazi-involved, but, like, part of why I had to, like, kind of check out was the war and just this, like, refusal to accept reality was really starting to get to me with QAnon.
	But I am, I'm a little surprised that nobody, you know, because it's, I mean, like, Nazis are pretty divided.
	That's wild.
	I love that.
	I love the idea of that.
	That, like, Nazis are like, man, it's so hard to pick a side here.
	Well, it kind of depends.
	Are you, like, the kind of Nazi who wants America?
	Like, are you, like, a nationalist?
	Or are you, like, the kind of Nazi who is like, white people shouldn't just run America, we should run the entire world?
	Like, which kind of Nazi are you?
	Do you think big or small?
	So which side is which?
	So the, like, nationalists, like the ones who are like, everybody should be America first, Russia first, you know, like, Ukraine first, like, they are very pro-Russia.
	And some of them will just say... Gosar's big into Putin.
	Yeah, they'll just be like, I like Putin because he's like, a bad guy.
	But then the ones who were like, more into like, true, like, not true race science, because it's not true.
	But, you know, they're truly into race science, who like kind of think that white people should dominate the world, or at least like large swaths of the world.
	They tend to be very like pro-Ukraine.
	They're also genuinely people who, like, I mean, the ones I know personally are the ones who would tell me, like, Joe Biden definitely won the election, you know?
	So they're more, they think that they're more, like, intellectual than the others.
	You can read all about it in my upcoming article!
	The high-minded Nazi is not an election denier!
	So that brings us to our question of numerous.
	What are you cats looking forward to?
	Absolute nothing.
	The cold embrace of oblivion.
	You know, I've been having a hard time lately.
	Amanda, you want to go first?
	Yeah, I have an article coming out that's very exciting that I'm going to Phoenix to hang out and have a Nazi convention I can't get into.
	So that's gonna be fun.
	There'll be other stuff going on.
	Literally the whole like downtown area is like dedicated to- I know!
	Yeah, it's gonna be great.
	It's gonna be just like Tampa!
	Yeah.
	So we'll play.
	We'll have fun.
	We'll have fun.
	Also, like, there's got to be some people hanging out outside because so much happens outside.
	Shane Trejo, if you're listening.
	Yeah.
	He'll find you.
	Dear God.
	I'm excited also for that's like because I just want the election to be over with.
	I got really bad news.
	I don't think the election's gonna be over by... No, I know I was... I'm like kind of dedicating my next two months to just covering probably awful shit during the election.
	Do you think I'll get to go bang on the windows where they count the votes at?
	Do you think that'll still be happening in December or will that be done by then?
	I think the building might be ash by the time you get here.
	But I am looking forward to Amanda coming out.
	That'll be really fun.
	Abner from Left Coast is also coming out that weekend to go to AmFest.
	So we're gonna have fun.
	God, you guys are having so much more fun than me.
	I am looking forward to catching up on the new season of Taskmaster, the greatest television show ever made.
	If you don't follow Taskmaster, I hate you and need to rethink your life.
	I literally watch nothing.
	Watch Taskmaster.
	Kardashian.
	I watch the Kardashians.
	Oh, God.
	That's good.
	That's good for your brain.
	Yes.
	Just get like empty.
	Oh, that's something empty.
	Yeah.
	So look at fashion.
	Look at pretty people.
	I get to look forward to that.
	And I'm taking a bit of a vacation this week, which means basically for me, I'm just going to sleep a lot.
	Does Kanye appear in the Kardashian show?
	Oh, girl.
	Oh, he does.
	Oh, man.
	Oh yeah he was.
	I mean because they were married and then he would come on and then when they were getting divorced there would be like there would be issues like you could tell there'd be times where like somebody would say Connie you could just see Kim's face and it's like or they would be like Trying to be like, everything is so great.
	But it wasn't great.
	We knew it wasn't great.
	You guys filmed the show six months before we see it.
	By the time we saw it, we knew shit was not great.
	We knew it wasn't great.
	Yeah, and then so then the new show on Hulu got delayed.
	And I'm pretty sure like the speculation is that it got delayed because of legal shit because of Kanye because of the divorce.
	He's insane.
	I mean, I should watch the Kardashians.
	Wow.
	But like, he's like, he's like shit with the kids.
	Like, the level of harassment is very scary for those children.
	And then to be like, there's a fake child in my house.
	That is the stuff that you read in a letter after a murder suicide, right?
	And so like, I don't know how they're gonna handle it now.
	Because like, clearly he can't, I don't think he should be doing it to those children.
	So.
	I love that Pete Davidson apparently just destroyed this man.
	I know!
	He sent him one text and it destroyed him.
	He's like, yeah, I'm taking care of your kids.
	It's like, that's it.
	The Jews are destroying this world because this guy, this guy's with my ex and I can't handle it.
	It's like, oh my God.
	And he's got a big ol' schlong.
	That's not what he said to Sarla Bade.
	My wife is fucking a white guy with a tinnish dick.
	Why can't you help me?
	What?
	How?
	And Charlemagne's just laughing and he's like, I don't know how I'm supposed to take this seriously.
	Chloe's like, I need social media to put this on Twitter right now.
	That was, yeah, that, the penis, the penis that shook the world.
	Ariana Grande tried to warn us.
	She made a whole.
	God.
	We were warned.
	We were warned.
	So this is the time for the shameless self-promotion.
	I know that Hailey usually just plugs her Twitter.
	It's Arizona Right Wing Watch.
	You know me.
	And Amanda has her article coming out.
	Anything else to plug, promote?
	Going out to Arizona to hang out with Nazis because you're not allowed in the building.
	Yeah, and then I'm on social media.
	There'll be some outside.
	If I got to get three hotel robes at three different hotels so I can have access to each hotel without getting kicked out, believe me, I will.
	I'm on all social media platforms.
	There's no turtle soup, 17.
	TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, and subscribe.
	And that 17 is because she's pilled.
	She's totally pilled.
	This whole podcast was her trying to flip me, trying to get me to join you guys.
	Where we go one, we go all.
	Turtle pills.
	Green pills.
	Turtle pills.
	So, as we shamble listlessly away from Hellworld, I must, as always, do what El does and give the credits, which is a shout-out to DJ Minimal Effort for our theme song.
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	But yeah, all that fun stuff.
	It's good.
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	And beyond that, God, I am totally out of gas because I am exhausted because I talked about that health care meeting I went to go to way too early this morning, and now I'm punchy.
	So, for Haley, aka Arizona Right Wing Watch, and Amanda, aka Frank the Turtle, I am Mike Rains, signing off.

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