This week Mike Rains is joined by Arizona Right Wing Watch and Karma to talk about the GOP endorsing the idea that maybe the COVID vaccine causes AIDS, a QAnon candidate getting crushed in a very red district, the latest madness from Madison Cawthorn, Austrian election news, Arizona election news, and that thing where SCOTUS is trying to turn women into second class citizens. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Adventures in Hellworld podcast talks in depth about QAnon, which means we have to talk about all kinds of child abuse and violence against people.
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Hello, everybody.
I am Mike Rains, a.k.a.
Poker and Politics, and welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
This week, I am joined by Haley, a.k.a.
Arizona Right Wing Watch.
Hi.
A scintillating, thrilling intro from Haley.
We've been talking for hours.
Yeah, you have no idea how long we've been pre-gaming this podcast for.
It is horrifying.
And also joining us from the distant land of the allegedly real nation of Australia, it's Karma.
Hi, Mike.
Hi, Hayley.
Hello.
Hello.
I'm glad to meet you.
Finally.
I know.
Everyone's always... Nerdshark was so happy to meet Karma.
Karma is the ultimate celebrity on our podcast.
Whenever people are here, they're like, oh my god, it's Karma!
I'm excited.
It's just because I come from a country that doesn't exist.
Yeah.
And also the fact that your country was apparently conquered by the Deep State, according to QAnon, during the COVID lockdowns, you had all your rights taken away from you because you didn't have guns.
So it's nice to talk to like a political refugee, someone who is living in an actual police state.
Yeah.
Yeah, I heard that Australia has fallen.
It really has, like, honestly.
I don't know.
People are out here just living their life and you know, honestly, there's police everywhere.
You can't do anything but we're all just living our life.
So are you going to be able to get rid of those police in about, like, two or three weeks now?
Because your big election is coming up on the 23rd, you've said.
So we're actually going to have the possibility for the most-pilled politician this side of Donald Trump to be cast out of office.
We can only hope he is.
I don't think there's that many people that actually like him.
I've never come across anyone that actually likes him but I said that the election year before that and he still got in.
For those of you who don't know who he is, he is the man Karma refers to as Skomo, which is the Australian nickname for Scott Morrison, the Australian Prime Minister, who has, I believe, two different QAnon promoters inside his inner circle.
I know BurnSpy34 was one of his friends, but do you happen to remember the name of the other QAnon promoter that was like bros with Skomo?
No, I don't actually know the other one, but I know Bird Spy was the one sending him text messages and trying to influence what he was saying.
Oh yeah, Burn Spy was the one who got ritual abuse put into the comments about that priest that they had convicted for his crimes.
And Morrison did a thing where he was like, all these victims, all these people who've suffered from ritual abuse, today is a day of victory for them.
And a lot of those people were like, no, no, do not, do not bring up ritual abuse in our name, you piece of shit, because that's not what we went through.
This wasn't, this wasn't a bunch of, uh, Minions of Moloch or Lucifer, like, building pentagrams.
That didn't happen.
Don't, don't put, don't use our, our pain for your conspiracy theories, you asshole.
And Morrison was like, nope, Burden Spy wanted me to talk about ritual abuse, so I did it, because, uh, That's cool.
It's exactly what he did.
But it's funny, even the conspiracy theorists don't like him.
Like, I don't know anyone that likes him, really.
Well, I mean, that's the thing is that if you are a politician, if you're like a leader who takes COVID seriously, you're a bad guy.
I mean, Boris Johnson in Britain was Trump's right-hand man in Europe.
He was the doofy-haired version of Donald for England, and they all loved him.
They all loved Brexit.
And then Johnson started cracking down on COVID lockdowns, and they were just like, yep.
Oh, Bojo's gone deep state.
Oh, Britain's now part of the cabal.
Well, Scoma, he didn't really crack down on anything.
It was our Like our actual premiers of the state that actually made the crackdowns, but ScoMo was more open up the country, you know, cause he's, he's for business.
So he's all about money, open up the economy, you know, bad luck, let everyone die.
Who cares?
That's pretty much ScoMo.
I mean, seriously, that's what he was like.
I mean, when we couldn't even get test kits anywhere, you know, he made sure him and his wife had them, you know, And then he, then he put out the statement.
Oh no, my wife goes out there and she, she searches for him just like all you other people.
Yeah, sure.
Sure.
Oh yeah.
I'm sure the, I'm sure the, the vice, the, the wife of the prime minister of our nation, really struggling, really struggling to find those test kits.
She was running around for hours looking for them.
Yes.
Oh yeah.
I'm searching every CVS and a 7-Eleven in Australia.
Just desperate, desperate, lucky to find test kits.
Oh my God.
How dumb do they think we are?
So, because I know next to nothing about, the only thing I know about Australian politics besides the name of your Prime Minister and his buddy Bird Spy, is that, hilariously, his party is called Liberal, which is wrong, because he's the Conservatives.
And their opposition is Labour.
So who's the head of Labour?
Who stands to become the Prime Minister of Australia if things go their way in a couple weeks?
I believe it's Alvanese, which he's Look, honestly, they're both really bad.
They are, but, you know, obviously, it's that choice of, well, no, we don't want ScoMo back in, so, you know, you don't really have another choice.
You're voting for the other guy.
That's literally the plan.
So, go other guy.
Defeat current terrible person.
And hopefully make things in Australia slightly better.
Shruggy emoji and just desperate hopefulness emoji.
I just don't want to have to say ScoMo smirk again.
He smirks like he gives this horrible smirk every time he's doing a press conference, you know, and you just want to smack it off his face.
That doesn't sound like a very good thing for a politician to have is to have a very smackable face, a face that you just look at and you're just like, you're just like, you're just like this no good piece of shit.
I got no use for him.
So yeah.
So trending away from Australia, which I know all of our American podcast listeners are, they got a few things on their plate in America here.
So we're going to move into what Elle would have called the amuse-bouche, all the kids' favorite subject section here of the pod.
And boy howdy, do we need a little light fluffiness and a little optimism before we actually truly get into the news.
I wonder if there's anything going on in America that we need to talk about in the news.
But anyways...
Our first bit of little good news was Michigan QAnon promoter Robert Regan lost his bid to be in the Michigan State House.
He lost.
And this is a district that Donald Trump won by 16 points.
This was a solid red, conservative Republican district.
But this guy, a man who was a QAnon promoter, a guy who said that if his
daughters were being sexually assaulted, if it was inevitable,
they should lie back and enjoy it.
Just an absolute monster of a human being managed to lose this district
to Carol Glanville by ten points.
So he did 26 points worse than Trump did in this district as a Republican.
So I hope more Republicans follow his lead and act as unelectable sacks of shit
and get themselves thrown out of even solidly red districts.
God bless you.
Oh, and of course, after the election was over, he claimed election fraud.
He claimed that the election was rigged against him and that it had been unfairly stolen from him.
It was.
Oh, because the Deep State was thinking to themselves.
Audit.
Audit Michigan's 7th District.
I've never been so triggered by a word.
Audit.
Oh, Arizona Right Wing Watch, you've dealt with a little auditing in Arizona for the past, oh God.
For the past year and a half.
It's still going on technically.
Does the word Cyber Ninjas trigger you?
No, that makes me laugh.
So Audit is triggering Cyber Ninjas, not so much.
It's good to know.
That's good to know.
But anyways, yes, this horrible QAnon promoting dipshit managed to lose his race that he should have won.
It's really funny that like, These people, all these people just think they're entitled to the seat there, that the vote is a formality and that they're just going to win anyways.
And, uh, it's not, you mean you, you do have to actually see how the votes, uh, go.
And in this case, they went against him and they went against him pretty well.
So, uh, nuts to him.
I hope he continues to run and lose winnable elections for Republicans down the line.
Speaking of Republicans with rats for brains, the esteemed Senator from Wisconsin, Ron Johnson, was on a anti-vaxxer, I don't know if it was a podcast or a live stream, I don't think it was, I mean, I don't, there's so many Republican right-wing shows out there, but he was, the host of the show was a nut and a crank, And the host was talking about how COVID vaccines cause AIDS, which I mean, obviously something that anyone... It's like a full circle on the conspiracy of AIDS.
First it didn't exist and now it exists, but it's just in the vaccine.
I remember I remember like, being in high school being like around that age and seeing books that were like the great AIDS lie and talking about how HIV didn't cause AIDS.
And it was just like, holy shit.
And Smash cut to now, like 25 odd years later, and AIDS is a real thing, but HIV isn't the only way you can get it.
You can get it from this vaccine.
So I don't know if I said the actual quote, but the anti-vaxxer that's the host of the show, again, was bringing up the fact that these vaccines can cause AIDS.
And Ron Johnson said, and I quote, what you say may be true.
In response to the comments about COVID vaccines inflicting AIDS upon people.
Yikes.
Which is not the line you should use.
That should be no good.
You're wrong, bud.
You're wrong.
Uh, that's a, that's a flight of fancy there.
Uh, I mean, I mean, even if you want, I mean, I understand that like, it's like the, it's like the drill tweet of like turning a dial that says racism and looking back at the audience, like a contestant on the Price is Right to gauge their reactions.
It's more like that, but the dial is anti-vax, and it's just sort of like, how far do I go pandering to the anti-vax?
You have to, like, info-er circles, you know?
Right, right.
It's like, do I go full Alex Jones here?
Do I merely dip a toe into it?
Do I reject it totally?
And Ron Johnson was just like, I'm gonna say that maybe the vaccine causes AIDS.
Who knows?
Who's to say?
I mean, and I saw that like Robert Malone, the guy who claimed to have invented mRNA vaccines and all that stuff.
I saw him getting on this bandwagon about the vaccines causing AIDS, and Robert's gotten two shots.
He was back before the boosters.
Double AIDS.
What'd you say?
Double AIDS.
Yes.
So he's got double AIDS.
So I don't know what he's talking about here unless he's admitting to the fact that he himself... What'd you say, Karma?
Oh, I just laughed.
Oh, you just laughed!
I had seen that you had unmuted your microphone, and I thought you were trying to say something, but you unmuted just the laugh, which was very hilarious.
But, yeah, so, Karma, have you heard any Australian anti-vaxxers preaching the AIDS conspiracy theory?
Oh, yeah.
That definitely went around.
I bet it went around probably, I'd say, last year sometime.
I saw it going around in circles.
Are they on all the same stuff that Americans do with the whole clots, myocarditis, that kind of stuff?
Have you heard anything like that's kind of like Australian-centric, like there's any particular offshoots of the things?
No, no.
I mean, we had the AstraZeneca vaccine available here, so the anti-vaxxers went pretty hard on that with the clots because we did have people, obviously, that died from And so, you know, that was their main target.
Blaming that one before, because we had that, the AstraZeneca before we got any other brands with vaccines brought into Australia.
So that was the only choice you could have.
So have you got another vaccine type since then?
Yeah.
Now we have all of them here, but that was the main one for probably cause Scott Morrison decided, you know, no, we're going to, Do AstraZeneca and we're gonna make it here and you know, and then people started like they were refusing to actually get it.
So he kind of had no choice but to bring in the other brands in the end.
So now do you have Pfizer, Moderna and all that stuff?
Yeah, like I mean, I've had Pfizer.
But basically... Shut up Pfizer gang!
Yeah.
But pretty much they gave the AstraZeneca to like, he brought, I think it was like 200,000 doses or 200,000 doses or something, but he made sure like, you know, all the important people got those first.
And then the AstraZeneca, he basically gave them to all the elderly.
And then, yeah, so, and then we had some younger people.
Because their blood's so thin, it's not going to clot.
Yeah, well, basically he gave it to all the elderly, like my dad's had the AstraZeneca.
But a lot of the, while we're waiting for the Pfizer, they kind of put out the AstraZeneca to the younger generation and kind of said to them, well, if you take it, you know, that's on you.
I think there was even at a time you had to sign something to say that it was on you if you were going to take it when you were younger.
But then Obviously they brought in the Pfizer.
I held out until the Pfizer.
Yeah.
Did any of the dum-dum anti-vaxxers in Australia try to do the whole spike protein shit with AstraZeneca, even though it's not an mRNA vaccine?
So it would not do that?
Oh yeah.
With AstraZeneca, there was absolutely every conspiracy you could think of was going around with AstraZeneca.
So, yeah.
So you're telling me the facts don't matter to conspiracy theorists?
Knock me over with a feather.
I don't believe you.
No.
I mean, I honestly stay away from the anti-vaxxers in Australia.
Like, I just... Because there's just no point.
Like, it doesn't matter what you say to them.
So, you know, I've stayed away from it.
I know my sister, she was on... She's on Facebook and she was, like, going at them backwards and forwards and You know, trying to convince them and she'd call me and she'd be like, they don't listen.
And I'm like, why are you, why are you even bothering?
Oh, just banging your head into a wall.
I mean, you, you, you, you have to enjoy that kind of shit.
You have to be sick.
Like I am to engage in with trolls.
Cause I actually enjoy the, I enjoy the idea of having an argument.
I enjoy being in an argument.
I enjoy all of that kind of stuff.
My man wants to fight.
I do, I do.
Oh, I've said this, I've probably said this before on the podcast, and I've said this many times on Twitter, as one of my best friends told me, thank God you found Twitter.
Now you can have what you've always dreamed of.
You can be in an argument 24-7.
And I was like, yeah, basically.
I mean, but I'd love it when Jordan Sather or someone like posts up like a list of fallacies and be like, don't fall for these traps.
And it's like, Jordan, your entire existence is based upon QAnon, which is one giant appeal to authority.
I mean, it's literally just, there's a mysterious man on the internet who has all the truth, if you will but listen to him.
And it's like, yeah, that's called an appeal to authority, buddy.
It's very obvious.
We could just really debate negative 48.
Oh, I would love to debate negative 48.
Oh my God.
That would, that would be the, that'd be the happiest day of my life.
If, if that clown would, would dare step into the debate ring with me.
Well, he always says that he will, as long as they're, you know, it's with someone who's on camera.
He always says he will.
Oh, God.
Oh, I'll get on camera.
I'll get on camera of negative 48.
Not a problem.
And I'll just be like, Hey, God's not real.
You're lying about everything.
Stop stealing money from people.
You piece of shit.
Getting with all the JFK stuff.
Oh, God, I would love to talk to him about JFK.
I'd be like, you think JFK's alive?
We got video.
He died.
It's pretty gruesome.
They put him in a med bed.
Oh, in 1963 at Parkland Hospital, they had a med bed.
A med bed that can regrow the human brain.
Yep.
According to him, he only died for four days.
He only died before he got better.
He rubbed some dirt on it.
He's like Jesus plus one.
Yeah, he's extra.
Jesus.
Oh my god.
I just love that kind of clown shit where you're just like, everyone who's dead is alive.
And those who are, does he, uh, does he think that Ashley Babbitt's alive?
I know that that was a big thing in the QAnon world before they decided to make her a martyr.
I haven't heard him talk about Ashley.
I did hear him.
Um, what's her name?
Oh, the one that died from COVID.
Um, the.
The People's Bridge?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like someone brought her up the other day.
And he's like, oh, she had to die because she's Marilyn Monroe.
And I was just like, oh no!
What?
And then, you know, and I've heard him talk about Sandy Hook and like, he does go like right out there with all that stuff.
But you know what?
You know what, Mike?
I guarantee if you were to bathe him, he would lose it because you talk and he doesn't like people talking over him.
He'd fully crush you.
Oh, I would be super polite.
I would just sit there with a Cheshire cat.
I would have a squirm of smirk on my face the whole time.
But you probably couldn't see it due to my big bushy beard.
He's one of those people that, you know, you talk over him and he'll give you the silent treatment for the next 10 minutes to make you suffer.
I wouldn't suffer.
Ten minutes of him being silent is ten minutes of me listening to the sound of my own voice.
And nothing's more pleasing to me than that.
I'm not a narcissist.
I'm a podcaster.
So yeah, anyway, I don't know how we got sidetracked.
You two are just as good as Sergeant L of derailing the podcast off of whatever we were talking about.
I'm the king of ADHD.
Excellent!
That is awesome, awesome.
Yeah, you're gonna have to go.
Oh, don't care at all.
Don't care at all.
Again, level of professionalism next to zero.
Off the leash today and everything's great.
But so yeah, Ron Johnson, dumb moron.
Whoever's running for against him for the Wisconsin Senate seat needs to put that quote on a ad and run it infinitely and just talk about how Ron Johnson's a QAnon nut and believes that this vaccine causes AIDS.
I remember someone talking about, um, one of my, one of the things I screenshotted was some idiot saying that, uh, this man is in charge of depopulating 90% of humanity.
It's a photo of Bill Gates.
And they were like, and he's doing it slowly.
So you won't notice.
And it's like, if you're going to kill 90% of humanity, you actually have to do it really quickly.
Cause there's no amount of slowness you can do that.
I'm not going to notice it when the first 20% of humanity is gone.
I'll be like, Hey, Go ahead.
Does that mean that?
That doesn't make sense.
So like, like living, just living is is gonna is taking like killing you, you know, we're all slowly dying.
Who cares?
What I'm trying to say is, is like, if like, if Bill Gates enacted the plan, and after like two years, I'm like, hey, wait a minute, 20% of the Earth's population just died over the last two years.
Maybe someone should look into that.
Maybe we should, you know, have a few committees do an investigation.
Maybe get the cops to look into that.
Because, yeah, 20% of humanity just died, but it took two years, so that's kind of slow.
I mean, like, I'm just trying to imagine it like that.
Like, you're being like, oh, 20% of humanity died over the course of 10 years.
That's slow enough that I wouldn't notice it.
That's okay.
Just a genocide the likes of which humanity has never suffered before.
But it took a decade.
So Bill Gates is doing good.
Just sneaking that global genocide in under my nose.
Just didn't see it coming.
I'm thinking, like, they always talk about this.
The Georgia Guidestones and all this shit.
And Alex Jones started it a million years ago.
And even though QAnon and everyone likes to talk about how much they hate Alex, they all parrot his bullshit.
The globalists want to depopulate 90% of the world, and it's like, why?
And they have to bring up Satan.
They have to bring up something illogical and unreasonable for this to be the thing that they're doing.
Because, you know, if I was like a run-of-the-mill billionaire who just had a billion dollars, living a good life, going to my favorite soccer games in Europe, attending the opera, If I went to the local globalist meeting and they were like, by the way, Pierre, I'm Pierre, I don't know why, but I just am.
Pierre the Billionaire Globalist Illuminati.
Yeah, that's a globalist name.
Yeah, definitely.
Toads, Toads Illuminati.
Pierre's Toads Illuminati.
And like, who is, oh god, Klaus Schwab.
He's the new bad guy.
But Klaus Schwab and Bill Gates, they pull out their PowerPoint presentation and they're like, and in the next 15 years, 90% of the world will die.
And I'd be like, um, will this impact my soccer games?
Will this impact me being able to go to the, like, concerts with the orchestras and the museums?
And can I still take my mistress to the Riviera?
I mean, this seems like it's going to crimp my lifestyle a lot if you're going to kill 9 out of 10 people on Earth.
And they're like, oh, no, no, you don't understand.
We work for the devil.
So the devil wants us to do this.
And it's like, That doesn't make any sense.
Why does the devil want to just kill a lot of people but not everybody?
They're like, don't think too much about it.
Just roll with it.
It's a sacrifice.
It's a sacrifice.
I see this a lot.
It's a sacrifice.
It's a sacrifice.
It's just what we have to do.
And I mean, at that point I'd be like, Klaus, Bill, can I talk to the devil?
Can you arrange a meeting for me?
How does one get in the room with the devil so the devil can talk to you about the plan to kill 90% of humanity?
Because I need to hear it from the horse's mouth, as it were.
I need to walk into the room and shake Lucifer's hand and be like, hey, Lucifer the Morningstar, pleased to meet you.
Have a seat, we'll have a little talk.
Oh, so you're concerned about my 90% of the world announcement?
Well, here's why we're doing that.
I want Lucifer to run the PowerPoint presentation.
Not Bill Gates, not Klaus Schwab, not anyone else.
I want the devil himself to do it for me.
Then I might be able to accept it.
I also would probably be like, uh, yo, devil, so you're real.
That was surprising.
I really didn't see that coming.
So why hasn't God killed you?
Um, I just, just, just square.
There's a whole story.
There's a whole story.
There's a whole reason it's in the Bible.
I want the devil to look at me and say that God works in mysterious ways.
That's what I want.
Just, I just, all of it.
It's so dumb, but like, just, Just the idea that the plan is a quote-unquote slow genocide.
It's like, no!
You know what the actual plan would be?
It would be the moment Putin was like, I'm invading Ukraine.
It would be like, Biden's like, oh, if you invade Ukraine, I'm sending American troops in.
And then Putin invades Ukraine.
We bring our troops in.
We start shooting at each other.
And then Biden's like, guess what?
We have to nuke Russia now.
Sorry, everybody.
Them's the brakes.
Hail Satan.
The ultimate sacrifice to Moloch.
The ultimate sacrifice to Moloch.
And we just all die.
And that's it.
I mean, it's over.
And I mean, this is one of those things that I bring up every now and then.
It's like, why do the bad guys not just achieve badness?
They always talk about how the bad guys want to take everything from you and ruin society and break everything.
And it's like, so why did Obama get us out of the Great Recession?
Just why?
When Bush left office and Obama got in, why did Obama go and be like, guys, I couldn't fix it.
Sorry.
Enjoy 15% unemployment.
Enjoy Life being shit.
Sorry.
My bad.
Instead, he tried to fix America for some reason.
I just never get the logic these people have.
No, he actually plunges into a socialist nightmare.
I'm sorry.
Oh, right!
We're in Islamic Caliphate now!
I forgot!
Yeah.
Even though I'm an atheist, we're going to pause the podcast while I conduct my evening prayer and bow towards Mecca, because that's what Obama did to us.
Yes.
I mean, just...
It's just all of it's just so, so silly.
It just, it just always makes me laugh.
So moving along from, I don't know, AIDS needles, we have, I just saw, I just saw these two things.
We had breaking amuse-bouche news, because no news that we could talk about today would be any bigger than what's already happened.
But uh, First of all, Donald Trump declared, and I quote, you know, nobody has done more for Christianity.
Nobody has done more for religion of all types than me.
So Jesus, Paul, Constantine, the line of Popes, Martin Luther.
Nothing.
Philistines.
Pygmies.
Tiny little insects compared to the titan of Christianity that is the thrice married and had sex with a porn star and then paid her off about it former president of the United States, Donald Trump.
Bastion of Christianity.
Titan of Jesus.
Mary Magdalene.
Mary Magdalene!
He kind of influences the modern American Christian fascist thinking, I would say.
I think he is a pretty good... like the Griper movement, you know, it's young teenagers.
I think they're heavily modeled off of like what a Trump Christian would kind of be.
Trump Christian.
For the listeners, so they know I'm doing air quotes.
I would think a Trump Christian would be run out of the church pretty quickly by Jesus.
I don't think that Jesus would tolerate them very much.
We have a lot of Trump churches, though, you know?
We got, like, the Tipusa Church here.
We got, like, that kind of... I've been kicked out of them, so they're not very friendly.
So, Karma, how much religious fundamentalism do you yield in Australia?
I've done churches here.
What is the land down under like when it comes to religion?
Yeah, not very religious.
Not at all.
That sounds nice.
Maybe I should go there.
Yeah, like, religion doesn't play a huge part.
I mean, obviously we have a lot of churches and a lot of religious people around here, but nothing, it is nothing like America.
Nothing like it.
So what's the thing that ties your, like, right-wing fascists all together if it's not, like, a Christian theocracy type thinking?
I mean, obviously you do have some Christians in Those movements, but I mean, our right wing, I don't know, they're just a bunch of cookers who want something to complain about.
I feel you.
Like, you know, they're bored with their lives.
They want something to complain about, you know, like it's, I mean, there's.
It was just poisoned by America.
It really does.
Like America really trickles down here.
Like shit.
I'm sorry.
Everything that happens over there ends up over here.
But, I mean, religion over here, it's just, it's, I mean, obviously, as I said, there are, you know, people that are religious, you know, but it's not a huge thing and it's not something, you know, that, I mean, I'm not Christian and, like, I haven't stepped foot into a church since I was about six years old.
And it's just, yeah, it's just not a thing here, that place.
A massive thing here at all.
So it's more racism for your right-wingers there?
Yeah, definitely.
Definitely.
Definitely.
I was like, if you don't have religion, you've got to have an outgroup somewhere, and boy howdy, let racism pick up the torch to create the outgroup for you.
Yeah, it's that, and I don't know, because we've got this thing that's been going around here Pretty much, I'm guessing it was just before COVID or, but you know, they believe that we've got some pedophile that was in, you know, within the government and there was a suppression order put in and it's been like, I don't know, I don't know how many years it is, this suppression order, and all our right-wingers are running around, you know, that they want this suppression order lifted so we can find out all about the pedophiles within the government and
You know, how many of them were, you know, sacrificing children to Moloch and all that sort of stuff.
So, um, that, that plays a big role over here.
Oh God.
Just, uh, just magical.
Absolutely magical.
I watched a video, um, yesterday that I've never, I've never seen it here before, but it was an actual video of some guy who's literally, Um, I don't know how to feel about it, honestly.
He's hunting down pedophiles himself, but he's basically entrapped, entrapping them by pretending to be children.
Um, Oh, Oh, it's like to catch a predator.
It wasn't here in America, only it's like someone who's not actually, uh, with the law enforcement.
Yeah.
And then once he goes there and meets up with him, like pretending to be the child, he then calls the police and stuff.
And I was just like, I've never seen it here before.
And.
I was just like, who is this person?
Is this even legal?
Is this like... I don't know how to feel about it because obviously if they are, you know, obviously a pedophile and they are trying to pick up kids online, then, you know, it's kind of like a... Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know how to feel about that.
God.
So let's pivot back away from the magic of Australia and their horrible right wing to talk –
to finish up the Amuse-Bouche with our delightful new hero of right wing weirdness, Madison Cawthorn.
And...
And Madison has the whoever's trying to destroy this guy and you're trying to execute him.
Yeah, there.
Yeah, they're just trying to They're trying to ruin him in the eyes of right-wing politicians.
The right-wing constituencies, like the Republicans.
And it's a video, and it is... I'm just gonna call it... It's just him being a bro.
It's just him being a bro.
It's just bros.
It's just bros lying in bed, naked together.
Well, at least Madison is naked.
The other guy we can't see hide nor hair of, really, except for like... His head pops up somewhere in the video.
I've I this doesn't look like anything that I could rationally describe as sexual.
But it is, again, just fucking weird that you are bro behavior.
Oh, yeah.
I got I so before we started, I we were talking about this.
I and I got confirmation from my guy homies.
And they also think it just looks kind of like a locker thing.
And they're not political, so I don't know.
I'm gonna say that this goes beyond that.
I've never heard of anyone doing anything like this.
Really?
I see dudes being gay all the time, but like... gay.
You know?
There's hoo-hoo weird gay chicken, and then there's being naked in bed and thrashing around with somebody, which is awkward.
So I'm going to say... I don't know.
Also, I don't care.
Again, yeah.
I would like actually that to be the main point of this Occupy Democrats and Patriot Takes.
I don't care.
No.
Yeah.
Like, this shit should not matter to anybody.
Is he or isn't he about all this?
It's just like, uh, why are we doing this?
Like, what are we doing?
He said mine's here, while at Hitler's house.
Right.
I mean, that's the problem with this guy is that he was allegedly a sexual harasser all throughout college.
Yeah.
That he is virulently anti-gay, anti-trans, is part of like the... He possibly brought guns on January 6th.
Like so much shit that you can be like, yo, let's talk about that.
Yeah, he's been caught in airports trying to smuggle guns through airport security repeatedly.
That's awesome.
Just all of this.
The problem isn't the fact that he may or may not be gay and has these videos of him flirting with his staffer and the lingerie photo and now this new video.
None of that matters.
Who that is targeted to is Republican primary voters.
They are trying to smear this guy as being gay in an effort to cost him an election and to run him out of the House of Representatives.
That's it.
And, like, on those grounds, it's bullshit that, like, it's bullshit that him potentially being gay is disqualifying for being a member of Congress, according to his constituents, and not the fact that he's a goddamn fascist.
That should be what is disqualifying, but no.
Well, I mean, uh, you know, you know well of our boy Paul Gosart, and that, I mean, that guy's just basically a Nazi.
I mean, so, That's the thing, and it's really... It's the great-grandpa.
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Yeah, just having, I mean, just that.
It's just that the fact that, like, the idea that you as, like, a Republican, like, campaign manager, you're sitting there and you're like, OK, guys, this Madison Cawthorne, he blew the lid off the the Koch orgies.
That we're doing here in Washington.
We gotta knock him down a peg or two.
We gotta primary him and beat him and get him out of office because he's putting too much heat on us by speaking too freely about our drug-fueled sex romps.
And the other campaign staffers like, well, can we like run like a MAGA business person
against him who just loves Trump and guns and talks about fascism being bad.
And then like immediately someone like runs over with a bunch of like, like exit polls
and analysis and they're like, fuck, it turns out Cawthorn's district is all about the fascism.
There's no way we can beat him on that front.
Yeah.
And then they run in with more documents that are like, oh, it turns out if we have evidence
that Cawthorn is perhaps not straight, that could be an Achilles heel here.
And the next thing you know, they're like, find us evidence of Madison Cawthorne being gay.
Boom.
It's just like, oh, really?
Like that's that's where we're at in America.
It's like super obvious though, because like, I live in Groyper world.
And they all see it too.
Like they're kind of like rallying behind him because they and they kind of take it as like, Proof, um, that, like, the Koch Orgies are real because, uh, they're hitting them so hard and it's, like, obviously, like, a coordinated attack.
It's very funny.
Also, again, you know, uh, Some right-wing media has actually reached out to me, like, trying to get dirt on him.
Like, I don't even cover wherever the fuck he's from.
It's just, that's how, that's how you know.
That's how you know that it's like they're really looking, sniffing around because it's
like they're trying to get stuff from, they're trying to get dirt from me.
Yeah, it's lame.
It's absolutely bizarre.
But hey, Republicans, feel free to keep shitting in your own house and doing this kind of stuff to each other.
Circular fire squads are something I approve of.
Just, I don't know, just be vicious.
Accuse each other of election fraud.
Vow to not have your voters vote for the winner of the primary election and the general.
Do all these things.
Please, sabotage yourselves as much as possible.
Because we're going to need all the help we can get in November for the Democrats in the American elections.
Because we've really been stalling for a long time now.
So I guess we should probably get to the news.
From the digital headlines to the digital front lines, it's Cues in the News.
So, yeah, there is this thing in America known as the Supreme Court, and they are nine people who get to do whatever the fuck they want, and we are basically powerless to stop them.
I'm not a fan.
No, not so much.
Jimmy Madison, got a lot to answer for.
A lot of the Constitution, a lot of mistakes, a lot of mistakes.
The Senate?
I wanna redo.
Oh yeah, I wanna... I wanna... Let's do it.
Not at the Constitution.
Yeah, let's redraft this thing.
I mean, like, that was... I think the Koch brothers even were a part of this.
We need like 37 states.
I think we talked about this on the podcast like a long time ago.
We need like 37 states to trigger a constitutional convention.
And I think we're in the low.
I think we're like either in the high 20s or low 30s because like it was a big thing that like right wingers would do.
They would like go to the states.
They'd be like, hey, You need to vote in favor of a constitutional convention with no termination to that declaration ever.
So all these states have said, hey, if a constitutional convention ever happens, we vote aye in favor of it happening.
It's like the anti-abortion trigger laws.
So, like, all these states have voted in favor of a constitutional convention.
I'm like, hey, fuck it.
Let's get the 37.
Let's have it out.
Let's have a national rewrite of the Constitution.
Let's just do it up.
That's probably how the Second Civil War starts.
Don't think, I mean, hey, a lot of tensions might run hot.
I know I'm going to be there.
I'm going to be there.
I'll wear my hat on, arguing vociferously in favor of the Third Amendment.
You are not fucking quartering soldiers in my house.
That is not happening.
That amendment's out.
I'm done.
I'm done with all of you.
I'm done with this country.
Third Amendment absolutionist.
Yeah.
Hashtag don't bet on me.
If you don't know, that was a bit I actually had on my Twitter feed for a while, because the Second Amendment is so dumb.
Because if you look at the Third Amendment, you realize how dumb the Second Amendment actually is.
Karma's just sitting here going, American politics!
Snooze.
No, all your amendments, they're just like, yeah, I don't understand.
Although the only one you need to know is the Second.
Well, the only one, yeah, the only one anyone here cares about is the second, uh, until they get arrested.
Then they find out that the fifth amendment, fucking incredible.
But, um, yeah, so, uh, the Supreme Court, uh, some random person, some staffer or justice, or again, potentially Moloch himself, uh, leaked an opinion from Alito.
Who is going to be the guy writing this opinion, apparently, that just said, you know what?
Fuck Roe v. Wade.
We're overturning it.
Abortion is not a right that people have.
And we're going to let the states decide if they want to kill babies or not.
And by the way, if you're listening out there, conservatives, if you want to run gay marriage up the flagpole, probably going to strike that down too.
Interracial marriage, I can do that for you.
Birth control, we can get rid of that.
The criminalization of homosexuality, again, I think that's a winner.
I think we can do that too.
So this opinion, as bad as it is just on the whole optics of abortion, just on the subject of abortion alone, is horrifying.
But they're really opening the door.
They're just being like, Hey, if you're not a white male in America, we're going to work really hard to make sure that you're actually officially legally a second class citizen.
That might be kind of like the de facto state for all you non-white men, but, uh, we're going to try to actually put pen to paper on it and make it official.
So, um, yeah, this is how you say not good.
One could go so far as to say that it is bad.
Yes, this is bad.
This is bad.
Haley twisted my arm into making me say it was bad.
It's bad.
And it's super, super frustrating.
I mean, this is...
This is the system.
And, uh, this is what has led me to be, uh, like it's really, uh, like dealing with this shit, dealing with the fact that Republicans have gone this extreme, this far, and that this is what they want.
And they're, they're open and honest about their agenda now.
Oh yeah.
They've always wanted Roe v. Wade overturn.
I go to enough.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
But I'm saying like, Right wingers, all of them.
You know, yeah.
But beyond that, I mean, but it's also like, that's just the start that like, we
can't just like outlaw abortion, we have to outlaw birth control, we have to outlaw
gay marriage, all of it, all of it.
We want to take America as far back as humanly possible, and to take as many rights as we can from as many people as possible.
It's wild that this is what they want to do.
And it's really funny to me that, well, I'm not going to say it's funny.
I'm going to say that it's telling.
That this opinion comes out and Republicans who have literally been telling their constituents to vote for them for like 30, 40 odd years, and they would finally achieve this victory.
That the victory has been achieved and no Republican is celebrating it.
All the Republicans are like, I can't believe this leak.
All the, the impropriety of this leak, this, uh, dispersement of the secret, uh, inner workings of the Supreme Court.
How dare this leaker, this violate the sacred trust of our Supreme Court.
How dare they?
And it's like, why aren't you high-fiving, bro?
You guys all held your noses and voted for the orange moron to be president exclusively so that he could get justices on the Supreme Court to do this.
This was the agenda.
This was the dream.
You've achieved the dream.
And now none of you are talking about, oh, we've protected this unborn and ba-ba-ba and the sanctity of life.
I will pause here because my 5-10 minute rant about how much I fucking hate these hypocrites will wait after that, but none of them are doing it.
None of them are high-fiving, none of them are celebrating, and it's really weird because if I had achieved a generational goal of my political party I'd probably pop the bubbly.
I'd probably be pretty happy about it.
But Republicans are like, nope.
Because I honestly feel like they're the dog that caught the car.
That they're like, oh shit, we said we were going to do this shit, but we were just fucking lying to these idiots so they would keep voting for us so we could keep giving tax cuts to billionaires.
We didn't actually expect to, you know, deny people abortions.
That was just a wedge issue.
That was just a way to make sure that they were upset and kept voting for their precious little fetuses.
I mean, we don't really care about this culture war shit.
And now it's like, oh, no.
Oh, no.
We may have actually have stepped too far.
So.
No, I see a lot of people celebrating.
I saw Charlie Kirk's producer saying, say goodbye to your abortions, whores.
Oh, yeah.
Year of celebration.
Like, I do think there's people that, like, really don't give a shit.
And use it for political purposes.
And then there's people who really give a shit because they genuinely do believe that, like, abortion is murder.
And then there's people that do it to just kind of, like, trigger the libs.
So they're going to be all in on the anti-choice thing because it's like, well, at least I get to piss off the people I fucking hate.
So, yeah, I'm seeing a lot of mixed reactions.
I think the, like, Everybody talking about the leaker is just the success of right-wing coordinated campaigns about distracting from the real issue.
I don't think the Arizona Republicans, when the news leaked, were all at the 2000 Mules premiere.
I don't think they got the memo that they were supposed to be hammering the fucking leaker thing and they were all really excited as soon as they got out of the movie about it.
Everything you just said there makes me laugh so much.
I know, this world.
Also, another kind of way that I've seen right-wingers, again, Groypers, especially Groypers, kind of celebrate, not celebrate, but they're not satisfied with the row being struck down is because they don't personally think that's a win.
They want it, They don't want it to go back to the states because going back to the states means that abortion will still be legal in parts of the country.
They want it federally fucking banned.
Oh yeah!
Yeah, they need more victories.
They need more victories.
Oh yeah, they need to just crush freedom entirely.
Like, a lot of people think about electoral politics, but people like Grippers don't give a fuck about that.
They want Christian theocracy, you know?
They don't give a fuck about democracy and shit.
No, and I don't think most Republicans do either.
I think most Republicans are all for Christian theocracy.
Oh yeah.
It's just like American Republicans are like, what kind of Christian theocracy do you want?
I do have to ask a question.
Who else was at the premiere of 2000 Mules?
Okay, so Carrie Lake, Mike Lindell, Mark Fincham, John Fillmore.
He's like a representative.
Was Wendy there?
Wendy was there.
Gosar was there.
Some dude I'd never heard of that made some show on the Discovery Channel was there.
I don't know why.
We always have this, like, one random, like, why are you here?
Who are you?
Who gave you an invite?
What the fuck are you doing here?
But there was two separate premieres for 2,000 Meals here.
They were charging up to $2,500.
Was that like the meet and greet?
Was that you getting to, like, shake hands?
Yeah, it wasn't just a VIP.
It was a VVIP.
Oh, dear.
Oh, did you?
Oh, God.
I couldn't go even the fucking cheap tickets were expensive.
I'm like, I'm not going to a shitty movie theater where I normally pay $8 for a ticket and pay $50 for a ticket on the low end for Dinesh D'Souza.
I'll pay I'll pirate it.
I'll pirate it.
I pirate everything.
Am I allowed to say that?
Hypothetically, you're a pirate.
We hypothetically pirate things that right wingers make here.
Yes.
Totally hypothetically, not really.
In a video game.
Yes.
In a video game.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
So that was really funny.
I first saw one of my favorite idiots, Relentless Truth.
He posted about how the lead came out to distract from 2,000 mules.
Oh my gosh, Josh Barnett said that.
You know who that is?
He's an MMA fighter.
He's a UFC guy.
Oh my gosh, Josh Barnett said that. You know who that is?
He's running here.
Yeah, Josh Barnett. He's an MMA fighter. He's a UFC guy.
Yeah, he has a gym here.
Yep.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Josh Burnett's pretty, uh, he was pretty big time in the, uh, the grappling and the fisticuffsies.
And, uh, it's good to know that he took enough punches to the skull to become a dumb Republican.
But a lot of those guys are dumb Republicans, even without the punching.
He's like a sov-cit guy.
He holds like sovereign citizen seminars here.
That's good.
That's good.
Yeah.
Give him a few bucks and he'll give you the magic form.
Actually, you know who takes his legal advice?
Carrie Lake.
So if she becomes our governor, it's going to be so fucking funny.
Not funny.
It's going to be bad.
It's actually going to be really bad.
Not funny.
I highly recommend you fighting to not have her get elected.
I really hope she doesn't.
But again, I still remember that guy in the Arizona primary who was like a million, billion dollars in the Republican- Well, he's already gone.
I thought that was so funny you brought him up because I'm like, who the fuck is that guy?
A lot of the people's money here, the only reason that they have a lot of money is because they basically cash inject themselves.
So like, Jim Lehman, I don't know if you know who that is, he's got millions of dollars into his campaign.
He gave it all to himself.
But yeah, the Gaynor, Steve Gaynor, I think is who you brought up?
He already dropped out.
Oh, great.
So, so Kerry is now the front runner.
She's probably going to be the Republican nominee.
Kerry's been the front runner.
Kerry, Kerry was on our television in Arizona for 20 years.
Everybody knows Kerry.
Like if there's some, like, you got to know, you know, electoral politics.
If there's one thing that helps, it's name recognition.
That's what Kerry has.
I, I, I do think we were talking about this on the podcast, but like basically like that was how Trump won the Republican nomination was Name recognition and racism.
They're just like, boom, you got those two things.
Everybody knows who Carrie Lake is here.
She was on so much.
She was just on our TV forever, you know?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
I grew up with her, kind of.
Watched her go insane.
Yep.
I grew up with my good aunt, Carrie, and now she's gone.
Yeah.
Now she's a crazy person.
So not great.
Not great.
But pivoting back to, again, I'm going to let the Deep State win here.
I'm going to be distracted from 2,000 mules, and it's rock-solid evidence of the 2000 election being stolen.
I'm going to pivot away from that, because I'm a dumb, blue-pilled normie who buys into the cabal distractions.
I'm going to focus on women losing their bodily autonomy in America because we're, again, trying to slide into a Christian theocracy.
And I just have to say that, and I completely understand that, like, I, Mike Rains, like, cishet white dude, like, if anyone wants to tell me, yo, bro, this isn't your fight, like, step down.
Like, I understand that.
But abortion really pisses me the fuck off because it is so hypocritical.
Everything about this issue is 100% about controlling women, about making them second class citizens, about denying them rights.
It's all about just Misogyny.
It's all about enforcing male power over women.
And that's it.
That's all this issue is.
And these pieces of shit will, like, go down to, like, the Hollywood prop department and be like, hey, get me a baby.
And they'll get him a baby.
And then they'll be like, Look at this beautiful little baby this innocent sweet thing and my enemies want to kill beautiful babies like this and all I want to do is protect the sanctity of life and these beautiful children and then they'll have the b-roll footage of like four and five year olds scampering through a lot like a field of grass and
Picking flowers and tickling each other and laughing and then they'll be licking ice cream and you'll just like have all these and then they'll pan back to the at the asshole and he's a white dude it's always a white dude with male pattern baldness and a cheap suit he's holding the baby and he's like that's what we're here about it Christian shithead fascism all about the sanctity of life and protecting these beautiful babies and children and then they'll like have the children all file into the room and be like don't abort us mommy And it'll be like, paid for by Jesus Loves Life and everything that's good and pure.
And it's just, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
None of what you're saying is true.
None of what you're saying is honest.
You will not pay for paid child leave.
You will not pay for, um...
Child care outside the house if the parent has to work.
You will not help fund higher minimum wages and social safety nets to allow poor people to raise children.
You will do none of these things.
You will not promote sex education or access to birth control to prevent people from needing to have abortions in the first place.
All of it.
All of it.
All of the actual things you could do to reduce abortions you will not do.
All you want to do is punish women for getting pregnant.
That's all you want to do.
Period.
You just want a woman to get pregnant and you don't even, and again, back when Mike Raines was knee high to a grasshopper, I remember when every Republican would be like, we are going to ban abortion except for cases of rape and incest and the health of the mother.
That's off the table.
That's off the table now.
We got fucking people in Oklahoma being like, if you get an endoscopic pregnancy, that little endoscopic fetus has a right to live.
It's going to kill its mama, but until it does and kills itself in the process, it has a right.
So.
And it's like, so now women just die if they have endoscopic pregnancy, which if you don't know what that is, like basically the egg doesn't know where to implant.
So sometimes it doesn't implant in the uterus, it just implants in another section.
The fallopian tubes.
The implants in the fallopian tubes, and if it's there, it will just kill the mother.
Like the egg will just- It'll burst the fallopian tubes.
Yeah, it'll just- And it'll never be a baby, so there's no fucking point to even keeping it.
Nope, exactly.
It's not a viable- It's not viable.
It's not viable.
I don't know, we just passed more, like, literally, before this happened, like, a further restriction on abortion healthcare here.
Um, and they were asking like, is there going to be restrictions, like, like exceptions for miscarriage treatment?
Cause it's the same thing in a lot of cases, if you don't know.
Um, and no.
So it's like, we're getting into some weird territory.
Oh yeah.
If you miscarry, we can outcharge you of a crime.
I mean, it's just.
So yeah, it's not like one in three women have miscarriage in their life.
No, no.
God, no.
God, no.
And how dare you?
How dare you question if all the men who are in the Republican Party know anything about female biology?
I know.
It's like I have to have an argument with somebody who gets grossed out when I say the word period.
Oh, no.
It's like high school.
It's like middle school never ended.
And And the whole idea that these assholes talk about life beginning at conception, it's like you do understand that anywhere from a third to half of all fertilized eggs don't implant in the uterine wall.
The woman doesn't even know that she was quote unquote technically pregnant.
She just has her period like normal and that fertilized egg is gone.
And it's like, you're telling me that that fertilized egg was a soul,
that it just gets a fast track to heaven.
Or, hey, if you want to be a Calvinist or you want to be someone who's like,
you got to be baptized to make it in.
You're just telling me that soul just goes right to hell because that's how God works.
That's how the game is played here.
Here on Earth, the testing grounds for heaven is that about a third to a half of all human souls don't even get to play the game.
They just either win or lose based on your logic of how souls work.
So, and I mean, can you imagine being an egg in heaven?
You have no human experiences.
Not even a real, it's just like, you're just, it's like the escargot table.
Yeah.
You're just the escargot table.
It's like, it's like, it's, it's like me.
Caviar table.
Exactly.
It's just a caviar table in heaven.
All these lucky souls that just got to skip, don't pass go, they just got to go to the express pass, they just get in.
And it's like you, like, I want to be, I want to like live the life of like the, the way Christians review heaven.
I want to be the guy that was born in Iran, raised to like devout Shiite parents, Was like, lived the life of a Muslim for like, the first 20-30 years of my life.
Somehow got away from that.
Somehow converted to Christianity.
Like, hit all the boxes.
Die.
I go to heaven on ultimate hard mode.
And then as I stroll through the pearly gates, I get to look at the caviar table.
I get to look at those guys.
I get to look at them.
They didn't even have to play the game and they made it.
And it's like, do I get bonus heaven for what I did?
I mean, I literally had to break three or four decades of indoctrination into Islam in order to figure out that Jesus was right.
And God's like, no bro, you want a fist bump?
I can give you a fist bump.
And it's like, no!
I want to understand how the caviar got in when it took me so much work to do it.
I want you to explain to me how this is fair.
And then God's like, I work in mysterious ways.
I had to tie.
I had to tie.
I think it's time for shit.
And these motherfuckers just get in.
Yeah, exactly!
Exactly!
And God's like, I just work in mysterious ways, bro.
That's all it is.
Mysterious ways.
You figured it out.
Everything's a mystery.
I'm spooky!
It's like, God, I can see you.
You're doing jazz hands.
It's not very impressive.
It's just that.
I just...
All of it's so dumb.
And that's the thing is they have to make these ridiculous arguments.
They have to make an appeal to the supernatural about souls.
Every photo you see of a fetus is this fully formed like eight, nine month old baby inside the mother's belly.
And it's like, 98% of all abortions happen within the first 12 weeks.
I mean, the fetus isn't big enough to fit across the palm of your hand yet.
It doesn't have a brain.
There's nothing there.
People do it all the time where they post fetuses online and they're like, do you think this is a human?
And the person's like, yes, it's a cat, idiot.
It's a cat fetus.
I mean, it's just, this is such a It's such a, it's a Trojan horse.
That's what makes me angry about it, is it's people attempting to hide what they honestly believe by pretending to be virtuous.
It is the hypocrisy that makes it so insufferable and sickening to me.
And as a result, I'm like, I'm like just steaming, like steam is pouring out of my ears.
You know how Madison Cawthorn should get back at all these Republicans trying to ruin him?
He should leak all the people who have paid for abortions for their mistresses.
Oh, God, Madison.
Oh, come on.
Madison, play the game.
Yeah, Madison, play the game hard.
Start throwing some elbows, bro.
They're already destroying you.
Yeah, I mean, they're trying to get their... I mean...
I mean, A, leave the Republican Party.
Caucus with the Republicans, but become an independent to show that you're a little upset with them.
And then B, do what Right-Wing Watch just said and just let us know who's paid for all their abortions.
And bonus points if it's the mistress's abortion.
Let's go that extra mile of hypocrisy.
Oh, yeah.
So, I'm in favor.
He knows.
Oh, he has to.
I mean, this is...
Just statistically, there's someone.
There's people.
Lots of people have abortions.
It's such a weird... That's another thing, because you say, like, oh, I don't know if I'm allowed to talk about this, because I'm a guy.
And it's like, I think poor guys shouldn't talk about it, because it's like, a lot of guys pay for abortions.
A lot of guys are there through the whole process.
I mean, I don't know.
I think it's weird that guys don't talk about it.
Well, I'm saying that I'm not saying that I I'm just saying that there are there there are folks who are like, hey, it can't happen to you.
So what right do you have to say about this?
And I'm like, you know, if I gave anyone wants to say that, Hey, we're trans positive here.
All right.
Abortion isn't gendered.
Okay.
Yeah.
So, um, Yeah.
Don't get mad at me, Terfs.
Oh God, no.
So what is the quote-unquote abortion debate like in Australia?
What's life like in your neck of the woods, Karma, when it comes to this shit?
Well, we have legalized abortions here, so you can pretty much go to hospitals.
How is that protected there?
I honestly don't know what the laws are around.
I know that, I mean, I've seen obviously you've still got protesters and stuff hanging around some of the abortion clinics when people obviously go there.
I've seen, you know, like you drive past and you see protesters.
I mean, they're only usually a handful of them, you know, yelling out to people as they're walking in and stuff.
But, I mean, I don't know when the law was passed here or anything like that, but I don't, I know it's not a huge deal.
There you go.
I know it's not a huge deal.
I mean, it's not something that's made a huge deal of, I guess, here.
I mean, it's there.
People have access to it.
It's usually done quietly.
It's not a big thing.
It's not, you know, it's just, yeah, like I look at America and I'm just like, how are you so backward?
I ask that all the time.
Why are you so backward?
There's just religion over there that we just don't have over here and yet we're the country that, you know, apparently needed saving.
Hey, we need your drop bears, we need your deadly venomous insects, we need all of your bizarre human-hating life to rise up and rush to America and liberate us from our Christian theocratic overlords.
We would much appreciate them if they could help us out there.
We'll just send the kangaroos over.
They'll definitely take them all out.
Have you seen the video of the two kangaroos fighting, and one kangaroo chokes the other kangaroo out, just actually strangles him, and then just drops him, and then he hops away, and then the other kangaroo that got choked out wakes up and hops away also?
It's the strangest thing.
I didn't think that an animal would know to be able to choke out another animal, but it did it.
Well, we've got Where My Horses Are Kept.
I've literally, I could go up there every night and I could probably see about 50 of them just sitting there.
They come up for water and about two years ago one of my horses decided to get a bit too close.
Thought they'd go and make friends with one of them until it decided to rip its leg apart.
So they're quite vicious when they want to be if they feel threatened.
Oh yeah.
I'm sure that, uh, I'm sure is that, uh, kangaroos are not to be fucked with.
Uh, they are, uh, incredibly violent little animals.
So yeah.
Not even little when they stand like some of them.
Oh yeah.
Like, you know, I often pull up, you know, as I'm leaving and I'll stop the car and I'll try to take a picture of them.
And you know, as soon as I stopped the car and then like they've all been, you know, eating grass and all of a sudden I stopped the car and they actually stand up on their hind legs.
And you're like, oh, you're not so little.
So Australia, better than America.
No guns, lots of abortion.
Paid for by the Australian Tourism Council and the committee to move people to Australia to get the fuck out of America.
So, do you have any casinos near you, Karma?
Is there any place I can get a dealing job near you?
Yeah, we've got our main casino in the city.
It's probably about 15 minutes from here.
Okay, are you hiring dealers?
Because I can deal blackjack, I can deal poker.
I'm already hiring over there.
I mean, the casino is open 24 hours a day.
I'm going to have to sleep on the couch for a few months until I get my feet under me, so you're going to have to taunt me for a while.
You know you're about the fourth person in the last two days that has said to me, you know, can I come live in Australia?
I don't know.
But they haven't had an employment plan.
Those people are just going to freeload off you.
They're boochers.
I'm going to pull myself up by my bootstraps.
I'm going to make it in Australia.
Oh, I definitely think you'd get a job at the Crown Casino, for sure.
I'm gonna, and then I'm gonna like work on being a fair to middling stand-up comedian in Australia so I can get on the Australian or New Zealand version of Taskmaster, because that's the goal.
We also need somebody who's, you know, can follow our conspiracies and do podcasts over here.
I mean, we don't get a lot of, you know, people, I mean, following what goes on over here.
I just try to ignore it because I just think they're a bunch of Fuck wheat.
But, yeah.
Oh, hey, I drink that shit in.
I live only for it.
So, yeah.
The one thing I wanted to pivot to before we head off to ye olde mailbag, and for everyone who's going to be listening to this extra me version of the podcast, I do apologize, but this day was, this week has been a week.
It's been a thing.
We didn't even talk about Ron!
Oh yeah, did Ron even do anything this week?
No, just the debate.
I know, we talked about the debate last week.
Me, El and Sarge, we're all wringing up our fists and telling that you're right.
Yeah.
He did a pizza party.
I don't think it was very successful, was it?
It's not like he posted anything about it.
Nobody gives a fuck.
I don't think anyone showed up.
Yeah.
He did have a post on social, on Telegram about abortion being murder.
And I replied to it.
You think that motherfucker's never been around at work?
Yeah.
And I replied that Congressman Watkins, like first bill before Congress, will be getting subsidies for every guy to get a life-size Rei Ayanami doll to take out their lust on.
So, yeah.
Hasn't he got something coming up?
Yeah, on the 15th.
Oh, yeah.
And didn't he get in trouble again with the FEC for misappropriating his campaign funds again and misreporting them?
Yeah, I think he's fixing it.
He didn't report his loan to himself, but he fixed it all.
That part.
I know he's also been having some issues with the crypto donations.
He's just flailing.
It's like, if it's a grift, it's bad.
Bad.
Bad job.
Bad.
He's reaching almost legal trouble territory, which is fun.
Fun for me.
Oh, God.
So, yeah.
So while Ron is- See him on the 15th.
It'll be fun.
Oh god.
I will expect, nay, demand updates about Ron's big party on the 15th and his rally.
Yeah.
It's going to be with Carrie Lake and everybody.
Oh!
If, Jesus, please get photos of Ron with Carrie.
Yeah, Carrie's gonna be there.
Mark Fincham's gonna be there.
Seth Kessel, you know who that is?
From Election Disinformation fame?
Nope, but sounds good.
Now I know who it is.
Now I know who it is.
My brain finally percolated.
Yeah, he's kind of, he's just, he's not fun.
There's nothing fun about him.
No, he's like the, he's like the less popular version of like that Pulviere guy who, the Pulviere system that proves the fraud was real and all that shit.
Yeah, he reminds me of Bobby Pitten, if you know who that one is.
Yep, I know who he is.
He's like, here's my fake fucking numbers.
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
I call him Bobby Numbers.
I love that.
I love mob names.
Mob names are the best.
I have a lady, when you're a dealer, the new dealer that comes to get you, basically you get rotated from every table every 38 minutes.
And this one lady, when she goes to relieve me from the table I'm on, she'll say, Mikey Next Hand.
And I'm like, that's my mafia name, Mikey Next Hand.
You don't want to mess with me.
So you're like good at poker, right?
Uh, I am good understanding poker on a theoretical sense.
I don't play poker very often, but I can, I can talk your ear off about poker.
Oh my God.
Have you ever competed?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh, those big things.
Uh, I, um, now that you've given me a chance to brag about myself, um, I won, uh, $12,000 in an online tournament.
Uh, I won $3,000 in an online tournament.
There was this one night...
This happened long ago.
So, and this is a, this, everything I've said before, it happened.
But this, this is hypothetical, so you can't sue me for it, even though, wink.
But I had a friend message me and the friend said that they were like in a situation where they were about to lose power and that here were their login credentials for four tournaments that they were involved in.
And one tournament was to get into a small event at the World Series of Poker.
Another tournament was to get a seat at the main event of the World Series of Poker.
And the other two tournaments were big cash prize tournaments.
And he just basically threw me into them in the middle of the tournaments, sight unseen.
Hypothetically.
And hypothetically in those tournaments, I lost both the cash tournaments, but I won the right to the small World Series event, and I won the seat to the main event of the World Series.
Awesome.
That's cool.
You're a poker man.
I understand poker very well.
Playing poker is incredibly difficult to play at a high level.
It is a brutal game.
Now that you've got me in the sidetrack, I'm going to talk about it for one quick second.
The main reason why poker sucks so much is that you can never not lose at it.
at it. Imagine like being the best like boxer in the world or
the best basketball player in the world or the best tennis player in the world, or just being better than everybody
else at a certain thing. And then you literally compete against
a bum off the street. And that bum off the street is like a 20%
chance of beating you.
Like, Michael Jordan could never lose a pickup game one-on-one to a bum off the street.
It couldn't happen.
He would dunk on that idiot 11 straight times and steal the ball from him every time the guy had the ball in his hands.
But it doesn't matter if you're the best poker player in the world or not because The whole reason why poker gets people to play it, and the whole reason why you can make money off of it, is because the idiot has to think they have a chance to beat you.
And sometimes they will.
And that is so brutal.
You could be sitting there all night, like nursing a stack.
You buy it for like 500 bucks, you make it 600, you make it 700, you make it 800.
Some drunk moron is on the other side of the table, just throwing his chips around, and he's got like a thousand in front of him, and you've worked four hours to get to 800.
And you finally get into the hand of this drunk idiot.
And you move all in.
And you've got him trapped.
And he's got a 5% chance of beating you on the last card.
Boom!
He hits it.
And he takes all your money.
And you're out that $800.
And it took you four hours to build it all up.
It took you four hours to set the bear trap for this prick.
And bam!
Now you're...
You've gone from being up $300 to down $500 in the blink of an eye.
And then that moron's wife walks in and is like, honey, honey, we got to go to the show.
Pick up your chips.
We got to get out of here.
And he runs away and you're never going to see that money again.
And that's life.
That's just the life of a poker player.
You just got to eat.
You got to eat shit like that so often.
It sucks.
And that's why you have to look at poker through an incredibly long, long-term view.
You have to look at your like monthly, like your monthly results, your like six months results, your yearly results.
Cause you can be, you can be winning for three months in a row and still have no fucking idea what you're doing and you will get killed in the long run, but it's just, it's just the nature of the game.
But yeah.
Oh yeah.
If you want to turn this into a poker podcast, we would.
I don't know anything about poker, but I have a lot of family that works at the casinos cause That's Arizona.
Oh, I'm here.
I'm here for all of it.
One of them does like the, he, he serves in the like high end poker room.
So I've always been like, kind of interesting.
That sucks.
I don't know how to play.
I mean, I kind of know it's like flush.
That'll be our new, that'll be our new podcast.
That's something I've wanted to do.
The podcast within a podcast, the YouTube channel within a, within a podcast.
It would be called, uh, it would be, it'd be called a Beauty and the Beats.
And it would be me with a woman, uh, teaching her how to play poker and then her going into casinos and like the wins and losses that come thereof and just dealing with that.
I, yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm in, I'm in for content creation.
So, uh, ladies slide, slide into my DMs if you want to be the star of that, uh, YouTube channel.
So, uh, We're here.
We're here for all of it.
And Poker will give you tips on how you've got to disguise yourself in order to bluff.
Oh, yeah.
Disguising.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, what Karma's talking about is the try-hard gear.
The hoodie, the sunglasses, the headset, all that stuff.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, God.
The try-hard shit.
So good.
Well, that was a segue.
That was fun, though.
You know, a little break.
A little poker break.
Oh, God, yes.
Every time you have a dark episode, you guys should just play a round of poker real quick.
Just quick round.
Me and Elle would crush Sarge, and it would be awful.
Yeah, man.
20% chance.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, God.
Those would be the best episodes.
Sarge actually wins episodes.
Oh, my God.
But the one thing I did want to round out our discussion about was the fact that this ruling from the Supreme Court that's coming down has ignited a firestorm of conversation and debate on Twitter about what are we supposed to do.
The two camps here are, we need to vote, and the other camp is, you fucking morons, we tried voting and it didn't work, now what are you gonna do, you dum-dums?
And I've gotta say that there is, like, just so much negativity and absurdity when it comes to how liberals and the left view voting.
Compared to QAnon that it's it's really it's really it's really eye-opening to me like the amount of attention and Like the amount of attention and engagement you can get by saying if Democrats don't pass a bill to codify Abortion as a legal thing in America right now.
I will never vote for them again and you'll get like 20,000 likes and everyone will love you and if now Mike Rains is now going to walk us through the land of logic.
And if you follow politics and you understand what's going on, and I will explain to you very simply that the Democrats have, quote unquote, control of the Senate.
That is a thing that if you wanted to, uh, you know, lie to people about and to bullshit people about, you could say that and you would be factually on the ground, correct.
But the Senate is currently 50-50 with Democrats and Republicans.
And two Democrats.
One is, right now, earmuffs for right-wing watch, because she'll probably punch a table if I bring up the name of the exalted and horrified... You can bring her up.
She's evil.
I know.
She's evil.
She who must not be named.
Right.
The Mrs. Voldemort of Arizona, Kristen Sinema, who I wanted to believe in.
I wanted to hope for the lady.
Not so much.
You should feel the burn.
Man, the way that some people feel burned by her hair is wild.
Well, I have seen the primary Kristen Sinema Twitter account, which I'm a huge fan of.
Yeah, I think the Lego will probably run against her.
He's been, like, teasing it for a while, if you know what I mean.
I don't, but I will vote for the proverbial sack full of wet mice against Kristen Sinema in the primary.
And this is the thing that I don't understand about cinema was that Mark Kelly won election
into the Senate and Biden won the state. So Arizona is like trending blue.
Like I know me and Haley had talked before about the Democratic Party being weak in the state and they're not... Arizona's interesting.
Yeah.
We've had blue governors before.
That's not new.
That kind of goes back and forth.
Our lawmakers stay pretty red.
Right.
That's the thing is that a lot of states have like a Governors are not of the majority party, but the legislature... Like right now we have Juicy, who's Republican.
I do think there's a pretty good chance for either Carrie Lake or Katie Hobbs to win.
So it could be either way.
We could have it either way.
For fuck's sake, if any Arizonans are listening, Carrie Lake cannot win.
We're gonna have, no matter what, in 2020, a Republican-majority legislature.
So, no Carrie Lake, because she'll sign everything.
Yeah, we need a check on the legislature.
See, that's the thing with Arizona.
It's strategic voting here.
It's like, okay, sure, we're not going to flip the legislature, but you can block them at every move.
That's the best you can do in some places.
Right.
And that's something I'm going to bring up in a moment.
But when people bring up Massachusetts having Republican governors, we don't.
I mean, we have a person that holds the governor's office, but the governor of Massachusetts is effectively meaningless.
Our Senate has 40 seats.
The Democrats own 37 of them.
In the Massachusetts House, we have 150 or 140 seats, and Democrats have over 120 of those.
We have an omni-majority, and no sane person would want to be the governor of Massachusetts, because they're just a puppet for the legislature.
But in states like Wisconsin and Michigan and Pennsylvania and Arizona, where the Republicans have gerrymandered the state legislature to keep themselves entrenched in power, you can get a governor to be a check on them.
You can get a governor to be like, nope, vetoing that shit.
Whereas in Massachusetts, if you tried to veto a bill, they'd be like, oh man, cancel my four o'clock tea time.
Okay.
Schedule the vote to override.
Override approved.
Boom.
It's in law.
Eat it.
Suck it, governor moron.
So yeah, I mean, it's just, but, um, so the Democrats do control the Senate, but again, Kyrsten Sinema has rebuked them on some issues and she will, uh, be primaried.
And I hope she loses that primary.
She's never held a town hall.
Oh, and I know why.
I mean, she's, she's unaccountable.
I mean, she's like, it sucks that Senators get six years, that you literally have to wait six years to be able to take a swing at a Senator after they get into office.
It's like, my God, they're so unaccountable.
For the first four years, for the first four years of their run, they can just do whatever they want.
And then for those last two years, they can try to make it up to you and hope that you forget the four years where they didn't do what you wanted them to do.
When she finally holds an event here.
That'll be fun.
That meatball?
Spicy.
Oh, man.
She's never held anything here.
She never holds anything here.
She just goes for private parties.
Oh, where she rakes in the bucks from donors.
Oh, yeah.
But the thing is, is that cinema can be replaced in a state that is trending blue or is at the very least competitive.
Our Senator Palpatine of the Senate, the old man at this kind of obfuscation bullshit, is Joe Manchin.
And I've heard people say shit like, strip Joe Manchin of his chairmanships in all these Senate committees.
Fund a primary challenger for Joe Manchin.
And it's like, You do know that Joe Manchin's in West Virginia, right?
You do know there's not a Democrat in West Virginia or in America or on the planet Earth who could win that seat besides him.
This is not apologizing for Joe Manchin.
Joe Manchin fucking sucks.
And he's a piece of shit.
But what you get from him over a Republican in West Virginia is miles better.
He's as good as it will ever get in that state.
So we're stuck with him.
And the only way you can get around Joe Manchin is by electing more Democrats so his vote doesn't matter anymore.
Because he loves this shit.
He loves...
Every time people get mad at him on social media from the left, he gets to run the West Virginia and be like, Hey, look, I'm keeping those crazy liberals in line with my powerful centrism.
I'm reaching across the aisle.
I'm the Democrat you can trust.
I'm Joe Manchin.
And it's just, that's his fucking act.
That's how he gets reelected to a D next to his name, even though nobody else could do it in that state.
And, um, And the fact that he won't vote our way sucks.
It's bad.
I don't like it.
But the only way to fix this is to vote for more Democrats.
And if you're going to tell me, oh, they'll just fail us.
They won't do what we need.
I don't like it.
Guess what?
Again, Republicans have been open and honest about what they want.
They want a Christian theocracy.
So you either vote against Christian theocracy or you accede to it.
You surrender to it.
You let it happen.
They got Roe v. Wade through.
They got the Roe v. Wade ban, uh, they got that repeal through because they won an election.
That's how American politics works.
You win elections, you get to fuck shit up.
And the Republicans worked really hard to fuck as much shit up as they could with Trump.
And that's what happened.
So, um, if you want to tell me that voting doesn't matter and blah, blah, blah, then, uh, You and I will have to have a disagreement.
We will have to engage on that issue because I am an electionist.
I think that elections matter and they're what are important.
So, period.
Please vote.
That's all I can say to anyone who's listening to me.
Anyone hearing the sound of my tiresome, whiny voice, please vote in every election you can.
Vote for dog catcher on up to governor, senate, house, whatever.
Whatever you can vote for.
School board!
Go check the names on your school board and type them in.
And type them in with the word QAnon after them.
Because you might get a couple hits.
Because they're working on school boards.
They're working on a grassroots effort to poison everything in America through their bullshit.
I will tell you, if you don't think voting matters, QAnon thinks voting matters.
And it's totally disingenuous that they believe this.
They think all elections are rigged.
They think the deep state controls the systems of power.
And yet, if Lin Wood's like, everybody, the elections are rigged, you shouldn't vote anymore.
They're like, fuck you, Lin Wood, you deep state shill.
No one's going to take away my right to vote.
If you don't vote, QAnon will.
So, please.
Just think about that.
Chew on that for a little while.
That literal people who want a Christian theocracy and want Donald Trump to rule as emperor for the rest of his life, they'll vote to achieve their dream.
Vote against that.
Vote against fucking QAnon.
Please.
I beg of you.
Crawling on my knees.
Help me out.
Throw me a bone.
That's all I can say.
New Constitution.
Oh, Constitutional Convention.
Yesterday.
I'm here for it.
Sign me up.
Let's just, let's just, let's just hash it out.
Let's, let's, let's have the throwdown.
So, uh, we've done this ranting and raving.
Um, let's hit the mailbag.
Let's see what's going on over there.
Our listeners got questions.
We got answers.
It's time for Q and A.
Pancake Peasant asks, Arizona Right Wing Watch, as an AZ local, can you give us your take on Rod Watkins for Congress?
Does he even have enough support to profitably grift off this?
No.
Okay, so you want the details of the wrongress for Congress?
Yes, we do.
Okay, hold on.
Let me pull up something real quick, because I wrote about it, so I have the full, like, data sheet.
Arizona Ringwatch works hard to keep her notes.
Every time you hear a pause followed by the word keep or kept, you know that we're making the fist.
The clench in the fist that Ron worked on in the mirror for two weeks before that debate, because he knew it was going to be so powerful.
Okay, so here's what his FEC filings show so you can know how fucking terrible he's doing.
Okay, so he's received like crypto donations.
Do you know who Blake Masters is?
Yep.
Okay, so Blake Masters has also been receiving a lot of crypto donations, but Blake Masters is a crypto bro, so he understands that when you get the crypto donation, you're supposed to, like, exchange it right away.
Like, cash it in, basically.
You know?
Yeah.
Ron's been holding them, and he's just losing.
He's losing on Bitcoin.
He's losing on the crypto.
He had to report losses in his FEC filings because he literally, like a, like a negative.
Um, because he's, he lost, he, he's, he, he decided to play the game of crypto and he's not doing so great.
Okay.
So there's that.
And then, um, so he has most of the monies from himself.
He gave himself a $95,000 loan.
So yeah, and then Jim's also donated to him his daddy.
Jim paid for t-shirts.
All the merch came from Jim.
So thanks, Jim, for my free hat and shirt.
And then, okay, so he's gotten Uh, last year he had three people donate to his campaign from Arizona and this year so far, besides of himself, he's had 10.
Just absolutely setting the world on fire with this donation.
So he's made about $5,000 from actual donations.
The big fat chunk is from the loan to himself.
And he didn't initially report that loan.
To the FEC, that was what the, like, issues were with when they were sending him a letter saying that he didn't file his stuff correctly.
He didn't report that loan.
So he almost got in some trouble too.
He's not doing a very good job.
So that's, there you go, listener.
He's doing bad.
You know that when I go to his events, I've talked to him.
Once.
And then I was at a rally once.
He says, vote for Code Monkey.
Like, dude, nobody is gonna see that on the ballot.
You know?
It's such a bad strategy.
And also, like, the people who's running it, like, the person that's going to win has, like, name recognition.
He's already a politician here.
He's going to, like, Walt Blackman's going to win.
It sucks.
He sucks.
Oh, yeah.
So thank you for the question.
Cleodora Silvestri says, NFTs are a pyramid scheme.
Says, since QAnon isn't going anywhere, is there some way we can manipulate them to our own ends, like tricking them into voting Democrat because we fooled them into thinking this helps them keep Trump as secret president power forever, somehow?
Um, I think the QAnon could be manipulated from within if someone was able to like mount a guerrilla campaign on some level like that.
But so much of the QAnon mythos has already been defined as like Democrats bad, Trump good.
That would be very hard to like move them into like that level of like kind of belief.
I think the I think the main thing that people are going to do to them is scam them.
I mean, that's basically what's going to come down.
I don't think you're going to be able to blunt their political power.
Because as I said, like a minute ago, there are people who are like, These elections are rigged.
So we shouldn't vote.
Whereas other people are like, the elections are rigged, but we're going to break the algorithm with super voting this time.
And it's just this fantasy LARP bullshit that keeps them fighting.
So I, yeah, I mean, I think, I think the main con is just getting them for money.
Cause politically they're, they're pretty, they're pretty entrenched.
They know what they, they know what they want and they're going to get it.
And the deafening silence indicates that I've answered the question successfully.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I was supposed to be, I'm not, you're the QAnon professional.
I'm just some nerd.
But you deal with Ron Watkins.
You have to know QAnon a little bit.
I don't know.
Like, I don't want to manipulate a group of people to trick them into thinking what I believe.
I'd rather they come to those conclusions in a healthy way.
Um, but uh, next question.
So Bitcoin Ninja, I see of you crane says, Okay, central probably need another topic. Why do you
think that money printed by and distributed by the big banks is better than the transparent,
equal playing field distributed ledger system that is Bitcoin? The banks are evil. Lots of
occupied Wall Street types are in the Bitcoin. Why hate? As for the sake of argument, banks and
mining and minting of coinage also has an environmental costs pretend they're equal
when in fact in time, Bitcoin should have a smaller footprint. I think the problem with
like electronic currency is the fact that like, it's the lack of regulation.
It's the fact that there's just so much dodgy stuff going on.
I saw an article about some group of people that has like $7 million in a wallet that they can never access because they constructed the NFT contract incorrectly so they can never get into their own wallet now.
Um, and it's just this Wild West kind of world where pump and dumps are legal.
You can do all kinds of market manipulations.
Um, I don't have an actual like sort of axe to grind in the whole crypto world, but I just think that as it stands right now, uh, there's a lot to be said for it being a suspect.
On the whole, I really don't know.
I'm a person who is too old and too incoherent for this stuff.
And I will say that when I was on Telegram, I had someone spending like three weeks desperately trying to get me to open a crypto wallet.
This person hit me up and they were like, hey man, vaccines are bad.
They're going to kill you.
And I was like, that sucks.
I'm sorry to hear that.
And they were like, and I was like, but I've already been vaccinated.
Am I going to die?
They're like, oh, no, no, don't worry about it.
It's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be okay.
Like they immediately pivoted off of vaccines being bad when I told them I was vaccinated.
And then they were like, hey, you should get into crypto.
And I was like, I don't want to.
And they just worked me over for like three weeks.
They constantly were hitting me up.
So it's like, I gotta say, the scamminess, the feel of the community is not great.
So that would be one of my big concern points, is that it feels like I'm on the low end of an MLM scheme.
And I can't say that that's an accurate feeling, but it's how I felt, given the fact that I was being pressured constantly by this person about getting into a crypto world.
That's how I feel about credit cards, though.
My take on this is no crypto and no money.
We should abolish all forms of currency in this way.
And I'm anti-bank and also anti-crypto.
So next question.
You want to be that lady who ran against Harry Reid and talked about bringing a chicken to your doctor for medical care?
I mean, my doctor should just give me medical care.
And he should have his needs taken care of also.
That should be society.
Society when?
You know what I'm saying?
Yes. I stand abortion providers. This is, I think, a good question. I think we should
I stand with Ukraine, and I stand abortion providers.
Everyone's standing and standing with people.
This is not a question so much as just a rant, and I felt that I should just read it, because hey, if you're mad, God bless you.
I've never been more angry.
These fucking Christian nationalists are the same ones who tried to get us to ban Muslims from coming into the country.
While their religion is less tolerant of the Sharia law they blab about, which allows abortion.
I can't say what this news has inspired in me, because I'll end up on a list.
So, uh, I understand what you're saying and I agree that you have a right to be very mad.
Uh, uh, plus sized goth model says, is Mr. Robot a QAnon cream dream?
And, uh, I.
I don't even know how to react to that, so I'm going to be very confused.
Do they find Remy Malik attractive?
Is that why it's a cream dream?
It could be.
It could very well be.
I don't know.
I feel like this is guerrilla marketing for Knowledge Fight in the dreamy, creamy summer.
I don't know.
I'm very perplexed.
I'm going to move on to the next question, because this question has me frazzled.
Michael, a.k.a.
Trump Queen, McHile, not Michael, did Critical Race Theory leak the draft?
Yes.
Yes, I leaked the draft.
I am Spartacus.
I am the draft leaker.
Look at me.
Look at me.
I am leaking the draft now.
It is on my computer where the file for the draft will be kept.
I heard that Karma leaked the draft, that's why she's so quiet.
Yes, Karma, did you leak the draft?
That was a perfect and appropriate response.
Um...
Uhmmmmmm........
Okay, next question will be from MeBad and says, since Troy is from Arizona right wing watch Necks of the Woods, my question is about him and the semen retention guys.
If semen retention makes you more manly and increases your superpowers, would a man with a vasectomy achieve your total macho-ness since all semen stays in the body?
Does it stay in the body?
Is that how it works?
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The vasectomy just, the testicles are still producing sperm.
They just, the sperm can no longer leave the body because of the vasectomy.
It cuts off the passage from the testicles to the penile region, as it were.
All right.
Maybe.
You sounded so confident halfway through that question and then the question finished and
you were like, fuck if I know.
Shit!
I thought it was going to be about my boy Troy.
It is.
It's your boy Troy.
There's a big photo.
Troy Casey reclaiming manhood.
And it has a caption that says certified health nut.
Yeah.
He's, he's hilarious.
Troy Casey.
I'll take his man clan class.
How much does he charge for the man clan class?
Probably too much.
Cause he's from Sedona.
He works out of Sedona and that's like, it's kind of a rich people area.
It's kind of where like rich hippies go to die, but also live.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, they do both of these things.
They both live and die in Sedona.
Okay, so I'm going to move on to Reverend Xenofact asking, how much research have you done into QAnon absorbing stuff from the IM cult and similar?
They had a Q-ish origins and even a super spy they made up.
At Nonsense Bazaar has looked into Nysera Chesira.
I really haven't looked into I Am enough.
This is a blind spot of mine that I need to correct and I fully acknowledge that.
I will say that I remember I Am getting General Flynn into some trouble and Lin Wood had to come out and defend him and say that Lin Wood was not a Satanist for giving a prayer that was based off their nonsense.
So I can't say that I have much knowledge on this front.
Do either of you two know much about I Am?
No, you have to get Sarah Hightower on, I think.
Yeah, or... I usually... I only... I've got someone that I go to that explains that sort of stuff to me when it comes to I Am.
Yeah.
Sarah knows I Am?
I thought she... I didn't know that she... Oh, I don't know.
Okay.
I thought maybe.
There's a couple.
There is a couple.
I know there are people.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to throw her out there like that and assume.
I don't know.
This took like, this is like episode 90 or something of the podcast.
I think this is our first like actual Sarah Hightower reference.
So poor form on us to wait so long.
You just mentioned her earlier when we were talking.
So I don't know.
I thought she might know.
Oh, yeah, could be.
But if anybody knows who I am, you can answer the question.
Yes.
Call in now.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, get right on that.
I remember like having a bunch of QAnon promoters being like, hey, can I call into the podcast?
I'm like, no, the podcast is recorded.
It is not live.
You cannot call in and yell at me.
That will not be the thing that happens.
That'd be awesome.
They somehow knew.
They somehow knew to call.
But anyways, that brings us to the question of numerous, which is always, what are you looking forward to?
So, Karma, what are you looking forward to?
Let me see.
It's not voting in our election, that's for sure.
Maybe seeing Skomo kicked out.
That's what I was going to say.
You may not be happy about the idea of having to vote for the lesser evil, but you are happy about the potential result of that vote being that ScoMo is gone.
As I said, I honestly thought he'd be kicked out the last election, so I don't have high hopes, even though I know most people don't like him.
I still don't have high hopes.
Oh, America was very much that way going into this election.
I mean, Biden was up 10 in all the polls, and I still had people saying, Trump's going to win this thing, don't you worry.
Polls are going to be wrong.
This is all going to go to shit.
And, uh, thankfully the polls were not wrong and, uh, Trump did, uh... Did you see 2,000 Mules, brother?
I think you're wrong about that.
Oh, no.
Actually, I'm going to have to, uh, obtain a copy of 2,000 Mules.
Totally legal.
I'm sure it's totally not on Rumble.
They're having an online screening or something.
I just saw it come up.
So Nash is going to be here soon and they're going to do another showing for it here.
All the fucking right-wing movie premieres are here.
I hate it.
But I was just going to say that, like, I think that's going to be our bonus content for the podcast, is a takedown of 2,000 Mules.
Because I was going to do a breakdown of the snake venom COVID thing, but they ran away from that so fast it really lacked legs.
I feel like 2,000 Mules... Heidi Dietl went to the premiere.
Do you know that person?
Nope.
Oh, they covered Joel Oltman.
They went to the premiere of 2001.
Oh, I know Joel Oltman.
I know him.
Yeah.
Joel was one of the people who got quote-unquote anthrax from that church, right?
Yeah.
Yep.
Anthrax.
I've seen him a couple times.
Saw him call for people to be executed at a church one time.
America!
America!
Yes!
He's a normal guy.
Oh, yeah, totally normal.
Totally normal, dude.
Just a chill bro wanting people executed.
Just constantly.
I've never seen a man fantasize about executing people more.
Have you seen Jaron?
Yeah, actually Jaron Jackson.
Yeah, he posted a new one.
He can't wait to see people executed.
Yeah, Wendy Rogers likes to have fantasies of execution, too.
When did you get online into this shit?
What year did you join Twitter?
Me?
Yeah, you.
In Karma, both of you.
During Stop the Steal.
I opened it during Stop the Steal because I was there.
Okay, so 2000.
You guys missed out on Joe M and his Prime.
Oh yeah, I mean, I still followed Twitter.
And also, like, all the key stuff.
But I'm just saying, Joe M, oh my god, that guy literally every day was just knee-deep in the blood of his enemies.
Oh god, he wanted to kill people so badly.
You never saw someone... Joe.
Well, Joe, we hardly knew ye.
Never come back, you crazy South African piece of shit.
So, uh, yeah.
He briefly arised during the audit and he was like, it's gonna, it's gonna reveal everything.
Cause they all believed in it.
So dumb.
Maybe, maybe Joe was at the premiere of 2000 Mules.
We just didn't know it.
He was so stalled.
Maybe he was at the Deep Rig premiere.
Oh God.
Uh, so, uh, Karma is looking forward to hopefully her prime minister being booted out on his ass.
Uh, what are you looking forward to, Haley?
Um, not much.
Let's think here.
I knew this question was coming, and I still can't think of anything.
That's painful.
I'm looking forward to Ron Watkins losing, because that'll be fun.
I'm also looking forward to Josh Barnett losing.
I hope he gets third, because I'm going to make fun of him.
He takes it personally when I make fun of him, so now I kind of try to make fun of him a little extra.
Excellent.
Excellent.
He deserves it.
He deserves it.
I don't know why he took it so personally.
I was like, why does he?
He blocked me.
How did he see me?
So, I'm excited for those two to lose.
That's something to look forward to.
There's not really much to look forward to in this country right now.
I love the two of you.
I saw the North Mid, so I'm not looking forward to that anymore.
I love the two of you.
I just love that the two of you are looking forward to the electoral defeat of your enemies.
That's basically what we're striving for.
Is there anything?
Oh, okay.
I'll give you something positive.
I'm looking forward to more Starbucks and Amazon and other places unionizing.
Shout out.
Unionize your workplace.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I mean, that's another very important thing.
That's the only thing keeping me going right now.
It's the only thing that makes me happy right now.
It's so good.
It's so good.
I mean, this is actually labor rising up and fighting for their rights.
I love seeing it in Arizona, too, because we have shit labor rights.
So it's like, fuck yeah, unionize.
And it's so funny because like fucking QAnon who love capitalism and they love crushing workers, they were literally fighting for labor rights when it came to not having to take the vaccine.
So I'm sure they're going to be like, fuck these unions.
Oh, it's so mean.
They're going to, we should like replace all these people with robots.
How dare our billionaire overlords be asked to pay living wages for baristas to serve lattes.
And it's like, You guys literally wanted those baristas to have the right to refuse to take a vaccine.
You were willing to go to the mat for that.
But when that barista wants a living wage, that's where you're like, oh no, sister!
Oh no, buddy!
Oh no!
You take your hipster beard and you fuck right off of that request to be able to pay your rent!
I will let you become a vector for a deadly virus, but I will not let you be able to live a comfortable life.
That's what I think workers' rights are.
And it's like, oh my god, these people, these fucking clowns.
What are you looking forward to?
I'm looking forward to, on Saturday, Game 3 of the Celtics and the Bucks.
And by looking forward to it, I mean being terrified.
Because the first two games, Milwaukee stomped our guts out Game 1, and in Game 2, we stomped their guts out.
Everyone going into this series had their head in the clouds.
They're like, oh, Milwaukee's missing their second best player.
We're going to be able to find a way to stop Giannis.
Celtic's in five.
They got this.
Ba, ba, ba.
Suns in four.
Suns in four.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, God, yes.
But I mean, now this series is terrifying.
And I think it's anyone's game.
I think that Milwaukee can win this series.
I think Boston can win this series.
So now I'm no longer watching this series like this arrogant, oh yeah, Celtics got this going down.
Banner 18, we got this bro!
Now I'm watching it like a horror movie where I've got my hands over my eyes and I'm watching through my fingers like, oh no!
Giannis is the fall of that brute!
What is he doing to those poor helpless Celtics?
Rev, stop that man!
Stop that terrible man!
So, uh... Cameron just sent me a link to 2,000 meals.
And I don't get one?
Now I see who's got pull in this joint.
Now I see who's got pull in this joint.
So... We have meals.
We have one Australian mule.
So anyhow, that's what I'm looking forward to.
Or one could say dreading.
But by next week, I think two more games will be played before the podcast will be recorded.
So I will either be incredibly happy or deeply miserable.
One of the two things, which is a very rational thing to think about when you are watching a sporting event that you have no control over whatsoever.
So yes, all of that.
So with that being said, I am going to pull us out of Hellworld for another week.
This robust, meaty, nearly two hour long abomination of a podcast.
Sorry for talking too much.
You didn't talk nearly enough.
I'm going to edit in more commentary from you.
I talked way too much.
It was me that was the rambling idiot.
But anyways, shoutouts to DJ Minimal Effort, who does our intro and never is on social media.
Shoutouts to FrostyVO, who did the Q-Drops back in our ancient times, but is now the voice for all of our bumps.
You can check him out on Twitter, at Twitter, FrostyVO.
If you've enjoyed this podcast, and by God, I'm so grateful if you do, on iTunes or whatever else, give us a five-star review.
Leave a comment saying that we're awesome.
Overwhelm the algorithm, as QAnon likes to talk about, so that we get more free publicity that way.
If you actually have some money in your pocket and you want to give it to us, oh, please go to patreon.com slash pokerpolitics and for the low, low price of $5 a month, you will get access to all of our bonus content.
I will be uploading the second and third parts of Trust the Plan, where me, Sergeant L, riff on Joe M's cue, the plan to save the world.
That'll be going up this week.
And then I personally will be talking about President McKinley.
And now that guy got shot by a dum-dum, and that led to Theodore Roosevelt being our president and all the wacky stuff that guy did.
And on top of that, we've gone over Fall of the Cabal, we've gone over Out of Shadows, I've done a very massive deep dive into the Kennedy assassination.
All kinds of great bonus content there for the, again, low, low price of $5 a month.
If you don't want to give me, a colossal moron, your money, and goodness knows that's probably the right call, please donate to love146.org.
They are a group that is fighting human trafficking around the world, and they are doing the actual work that QAnon likes to talk about, but every expert in the field has said QAnon has done nothing but ruin what they are trying to do when it comes to fighting Trafficking.
Also, give money to Democrats for the midterms.
Also, give money to Ukraine so they may repel the Russian invaders and... Local abortion providers.
Yes, and local abortion providers.
For the love of God, give the local abortion providers and the people fighting to maintain abortion rights all of these things.
We are going to tap you out.
The Adventures in Hell World podcast is here to take all of your money and to give it to other people, but also ourselves.
We are also grifters in our own special, unique way.
So, having said all of that, I am Mike Rains, a.k.a.
