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May 12, 2022 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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Adventures In HellwQrld Episode #86: Republicans Are Clowns

This week the HellwQrld crew talks about Alex Jones, MTG, Donald Trump, Nick Fuentes and others being huge clowns. Just a ton of dumb dumbs who are ruining America, but at least we can get some joy in ridiculing them for being clowns, right? Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Adventures in Hellworld podcast talks in depth about QAnon, which means we have to talk about all kinds of child abuse and violence against people.
Listener discretion advised.
Hello, everybody.
I am Mike Rains, a.k.a.
Poker and Politics, and welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
I am joined, as always, by Sarge.
Hello from the internet, back at our regular recording time.
I'm so excited.
And the mysterious El.
Hello, my beautiful babies.
I don't know, crossover between Johnny Most and the movie guy?
Whatever it was, it was a huge curveball that led to the podcast-worthy couple of seconds of silence that presumably will be edited out, but just the look on your two faces was just like...
We have no idea what to do with this one.
Yeah, it's very different.
God, he did a weird voice for his Hello Beautiful Babies.
That wasn't the point, and you know it.
It's a very different weird voice.
But yeah, so that's, I mean, this is going to be my demo reel for when I become a professional voice actor, that I don't have to do this shit for peanuts anymore.
Yeah, damn right.
I mean, I love our listeners.
I'll never have to do this, because I love you all.
Please give us money.
Yes.
Oh wow.
So of course the world blew up while me and Elle were on vacation, and I hear you guys covered it in depth, but we were, don't worry listeners, we were having quite the chuckle at it.
Just like, well, it'd be a real... Oh yeah, the upcoming repeal of Roe v. Wade was a real gut buster.
Yeah.
We were laughing at the stripping of human rights from women.
I think worse than we were laughing at the fact that we were just like, yeah, of course, the one week where we literally cannot record the podcast.
That's what they were doing behind closed doors.
I like to think the leaker is a fan.
It was just like, oh, I need to get this out.
I need to hopefully get this out before they get to vacation so they can record something about it.
Oh, dogs!
I missed it!
Oh, beans!
What is actually very funny is that a lot of QAnon and right-wing lunatics are claiming that the leak of this opinion was actually done to try to blot out the devastating impact of Dinesh D'Souza's movie 2000 Mules.
That the 2000 Mules movie proves the 2020 election was stolen In controversial evidence.
Proof on top of proof, on top of evidence, on top of evidence.
And some evil lib that was clerking for one of the evil liberals on SCOTUS knew that 2000 Wheels was premiering that day.
And was like, holy shit, I've got to change the conversation.
I've got to switch things to some other topic.
So I'm going to leak this historic repeal of women's rights in an effort to make sure not enough people watch the Sousa's movie.
That's what I got to do.
And Kerry Lake, who is the Trump-endorsed frontrunner in the Republican primary field for governor of Arizona, actually said this in an interview on TV, where she was like, Sounds right.
Yeah, the interviewer was like, so Kerry, what's your, what's your opinions about this leak thing?
And you could just tell the guy was like talking about abortion, talking about the sanctity of life, talking about saving all the babies, do that.
And she was like, you know, Bob, I think they leaked this in order to keep people from seeing 2000 mules.
That's what I think.
And you could just see the interviewer nervously fidgeting and being like, that was not on the script.
I mean, to be fair, it worked.
I don't know what this is and I haven't seen it.
And I won't see it.
So, bully on the Supreme Court for getting it done.
Yeah.
They had a plan, and they executed on it.
Perfectly.
Absolute precision.
Although, because everyone's goal in life is to find someone who looks at them the way that Mike Rades looks at 2000 Mules, it turns out that we are going to be doing a bonus content series on it, so this seems like as good a time to bring that up as ever.
So, Mike Rades, what's in the pipeline for our 2000 Mules discussion?
Basically, we're gonna go over this incredibly flimsy, shitty movie and see if QAnon's right that this is actual, 100% concrete evidence that the 2020 election was stolen.
And instead of taking that evidence and, you know, giving it to district attorneys or law enforcement, they made a for-profit movie of it.
Oh, yeah.
Duh.
Gotta.
Trump came out in support of the movie.
Trump was just like, I saw the movie.
It was incredible.
Absolutely 100% confirmed everything I ever thought.
2020 rigged.
Hashtag 2000 mules.
All that stuff.
So, I mean, this is something that is getting play from the lowest levels of QAnon schmuckos to Again, people running for office and the former president.
So they're all up in arms over this shit right now.
Oh, Dinesh D'Souza made this.
Okay.
Yep, yep, Dinesh.
Our boy.
He got in there.
I'm looking at its IMDb page.
Top Cast Joe Biden as Self.
I love that!
It makes me laugh so much when I read that.
Archive footage.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, I'm about 15 minutes into the movie because the start of the movie has so much of a gish gallop in it that the note taking is extensive.
But yeah, it's a lot of fun.
And so far 15 minutes in, I'm not pilled.
I'm just gonna, spoiler alert for everybody, not pilled yet.
So if I recall correctly, Derek, our pre-recording meeting, you had mentioned that you wanted to do a series on this thing, and in order to try to hook him like so much, Joe Camel, you were talking about giving away the first one.
Is that correct?
And that the rest of them will be locked behind our mighty, our mighty Patreon paywall?
Yes, that is correct.
That is the plan.
We are going to give you the first episode of whatever we end up calling our 2,000 mules bonus content, which my autocorrect made into 2,000 miles on the Hellworld.
And I would walk 2,000 mules.
Yes.
I saw that Mr. Raines solicited for series names from our audience and I like that we got some engagement on that and please feel free to keep engaging with that although I will say because I am me I have already thought of one that I'm not gonna lie I love you beautiful babies but I feel like mine is better Than all of yours so far.
And I feel like it's not because I'm a genius, I just feel like everyone has been too, like the 2,000 miles thing, the fact that like miles and mules are close, like I get it.
But, uh, you know, I'm just gonna... I'm just gonna give this one to you for free, babies.
If anybody wants to engage, give us a little Twitter engagement.
I'm just gonna say the word mule that rhymes with the word yule.
That's all I'm gonna say.
You do that information what you want, but I have one in mind.
So we will see what that series will be called.
But yeah, at some point, I guess we're going to have to listen to clips of this fucking nonsense and do that as a bonus content series, which is exciting.
I do love this QAnon media.
I am as excited as I can be about this nonsense.
So.
So yeah, if you're listening to this now, get ready for that, and yeah, if you miss it, you'll be sorry.
But it's time for us to transition to our juiciest, meatiest, newest, most exciting, hot news segment of the show, our amuse-bouche for the week, time to get our appetites Like, wet with the tiny ingesting of small news bites for the week.
And what gets anybody wet more than Alex Jones?
So, I don't know what we're discussing here, because whenever anybody opens their mouth and the word Alex Jones comes out, the rest of it just becomes that static electricity sound from tube TVs that kids these days have no idea what I'm discussing.
Yeah.
YouTube television static.
So in my notes here, I just said, Alex Jones said or did something.
So what did Alex Jones say or do this week, Mike?
So what happened was, is Alex was asked by a caller, very politely, Alex, a long way back, you said you were going to tell us who Q was.
I may have dipped out that week.
I may have not been following the show as religiously as I needed to.
Did you ever out who Q was?
And Alex felt incredibly attacked because he had built up this thing.
He had done this like week-long thing where he's like, I'm going to give Q and the people behind it a week to reveal themselves.
And if they don't do it, I'm going to come into the studio on Monday and I'm just going to blow, I'm going to blow the whistle.
I'm going to call him out.
And Monday came and went and he never did it.
He never even brought it up, never addressed it.
So he just like had built up this big payoff and then didn't deliver.
So when this guy reminded him of that, he lost his shit and started going on
this whole tirade about how Q destroyed America and QAnon idiots were the people
that basically Alex's version of one six is Antifa like was the lead attack.
Like, they were the people, like, breaking down the doors and stuff like that.
But, like, when they needed, like, one or two more punches to, like, shatter a window or to fully break a door down, they would get out of the way and let QAnon idiots finish the job and then let the QAnon idiots rush into the Capitol.
And it was because these QAnon people didn't see they were being duped by Antifa and the Deep State, they made all Republicans and all right-wing conservatives look bad for being quote-unquote the attackers on one side.
So wait, so his contention is that the QAnon people there weren't there to do a riot, they were just stupid?
They were just stupid and easily tricked.
They were easily tricked by, like, Antifa showed up and they created the perforation, but then they duped QAnon into going in there and ripping that paper towel off.
Right, exactly, exactly.
That's a very stupid defense.
Whenever somebody's defense is, y'all, my client is not evil, just very stupid, it's like, no.
Being stupid is not a defense for crime.
Like, it never has been, and it never will be.
Because if you open the Pandora's box of just letting people get away with crimes because they were stupid and or got tricked, It's the greatest defense in the history of mankind.
Your Honor, sure my client murdered all those nurses or whatever, but he's not a serial killer, he's just really dumb.
He's just so dumb.
But come on.
There is a barrier in our legal system.
There's a bar that has to be cleared, or I guess limboed under, for you to be decreed too stupid to pay for your crimes.
And when that happens, you can put it to a special facility because you need special help, because you were actually deficient mentally in some way, or at the very least disabled mentally in some way.
Although I'd wager that I shouldn't feel too bad about calling somebody deficient if they're a serial killer because they're mentally challenged in some horrifying way.
But yeah, it's just...
Like, you can't go, yeah, they weren't bad people, they're just really dumb, so they did a bunch of writing and criming.
That's not how that works, Alex Jones.
Yeah, so that was his big defense on 1-6 and why he wasn't at fault, even though he literally organized the march, was there with his bullhorn yelling, and all the rest of it.
But then his other weird thing about Q He basically said that Q was inspired and influenced by him and Wikileaks and the Podesta emails.
So he went right back into Pizzagate and saying Pizzagate was legitimate.
And then he makes this very weird claim That, uh, like the Q was a thing that was being done inside the White House.
And he says the phrase right after Trump got elected, even though the first Q drop was in October of 2017.
So Trump had been in office almost a year at that point.
It wasn't like Trump got his ass in the chair and on January 21st, he was telling people to start making Q drops.
So, like, he says this, and then he also says that for the first month, Q was legitimate, that Q was actually giving real intel from the White House to the public.
You know, when he was on 4chan.
Right, exactly, when he was on 4chan.
Well, I mean, like, that was when his predictions were the most accurate, and they were just He was like, yo, Hillary Clinton's password is BC and she's going to be arrested.
She's going to be arrested like tomorrow or whatever.
And then when she wasn't, it was because of something, something, the deep state, something.
Yeah, her password was being flagged.
The next Q-drop said that she was detained by law enforcement.
Not arrested yet, but that was coming.
Again, that first month is the big build-up to the November 4th payoff that never happens.
I mean, it says that Podesta and Huma are going to be indicted in early November.
I forgot all about Huma!
Yeah, all the Falo Huma shit.
The martial law, the National Guard being activated to protect several major cities.
All of the Alice in Wonderland shit.
Alex is claiming all of that stuff is legitimate.
The tweet where we're supposed to go to Twitter and see Trump saying, my fellow Americans, the storm is upon us.
That was the hard-hitting, legitimate stuff from Q. But then after Q got on 8chan, then it was fake.
That was when Q turned into a lying, deep-state psy-op.
That was when Q sold out, man.
Yeah, exactly.
That's when Q went pop.
I had to go back to make sure.
Alex is saying that Qdrop 43, which is the Qdrop where Q said we were getting an additional version of 9-1-1 to call to rat out the Deep State because we were patriots, we were going to get Q-1-1.
Like, that was legitimate.
Alex Jones is telling us that Q-1-1 was real and was going to happen 100%.
That was bona fide White House intelligence that you, the listeners, were getting from going to 4chan.
Alex Jones absolutely did not know what Q-drops you just talked about.
Alex Jones has no fucking idea what's in a single Q-drop.
He has no idea what the first month of QAnon was.
If you asked him about any of this, his eyes would glaze over and he'd start screaming about globalists.
Because he would just have no earthly idea.
He would just be completely gone.
So yeah, I love that, like, that's, like, something that he was, like, really big on, trying to have this, like, line of demarcation.
And it's like, no, guess what?
Q was bullshit the whole fucking way.
It always was.
I mean... It was always bullshit.
Right.
Astronaut behind another astronaut with a gun.
It always was.
Exactly!
Wait...
Oh my god, Mike, I'm so sorry that you're imagining Alex Jones.
head on the first astronaut and then like me or Travis View or someone else's head on the second
astronaut saying it always was. Oh my god Mike I'm so sorry that you're imagining Alex Jones.
Speaking of imagining dumb weirdos, you guys hit me that Ron Watkins for Easter was out looking for
ballot box cameras.
What is this?
It wasn't on Easter.
I was just like an Easter egg thing.
I'm explaining the joke, making it less funny by the second.
What was going on with Ron Watkins?
So Ron Watkins decided that he, inspired by 2000 Mules and their tale of ballot drop boxes, Ron went around Arizona and was just like, ballot drop boxes are bad, but as bad as they are, a ballot drop box without a camera on it is worse.
So if you are out and about in Arizona, and you see a Dropbox, please make sure there's a camera focused on that Dropbox.
So nothing nefarious happens to the Dropbox.
Because Uh, because you like a lay person would be able to like scour a week's worth of footage of people walking towards a Dropbox and dropping off ballots.
And you'd be able to tell who the criminals were and who the good people were using that Dropbox.
So this kind of, uh, surveillance is incredibly relevant, super useful and good.
I'm just picturing somebody sitting in a room in Arizona someplace, just fast-forwarding through ballot box footage, just being like, okay, Caucasian, Caucasian, all right, brown person, and then they hit play, play black at regular speed, just make sure nothing amiss is happening here.
Looks like that brown person just dropped off some stuff in that ballot box, but you should probably look into that.
Mark it down on your notepad!
Exactly.
Basically.
Yeah, that's how this works.
Governor, during the following times, people of non-white skin color were voting in these drop boxes.
My God.
Non-whites.
I mean, that is quite the tragedy.
Yeah, that's what we're working on.
I mean, that's what, again... Imagine how tragic it's going to be for Ron Watkins when somebody informs him that he is also not white.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The idea that this is a productive use of your time in any way, shape, or form, it just goes to show the incredible problem-solving skills of Ron Watkins and why we need to elect his galaxy brain to Congress so he can give those well-formed ideas to the good people of America.
It's just like, boy.
Boy, howdy.
Good ol' Ron Watts.
Maybe that could be his shitty G.I.
Joe name, Ballot Box.
Ballot Box Z!
That's Ron Watkins.
With camera-checking action.
He just has a little, like, he has like a 1990s-style, like, hand-held recording camera.
And he has, like, a couple, like, little tools to, like, fix it to make sure it's, like, operating smoothly.
He's got an interchangeable set of hands so that you can ball one up into that little fist and then hit a button on his back and have him do the weak success fist.
Your rights will be kept.
You got that one right, it's so good.
So, the Boosh amusement continues, because I see that Nick Fuentes had a meltdown.
What's up with Nick Fuentes' meltdown of the week?
So basically what happened was, is Nick Fuentes He is the head of the Grouper movement and the America First and he's a neo-Nazi and a Holocaust denier and all this kind of fun stuff.
That sounds like a terrible river fish.
Isn't that the name of some terrible fish?
A grouper?
Am I making that up, or is it Grouper?
Grouper.
Grouper.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Sorry.
So, not to be confused with Grouper, but, you know, Grouper, also a thing the Republican Party's got a bunch of, so.
Yeah.
So, what happened was, there was a big to-do in his little movement, because his inner circle of people, they either identify, they either basically like to claim they're voluntarily celibate, and they're all into, like, the whole, like, Like, women, like, weaken the man and make things bad, and the whole, like, semen retention weirdo shit.
Sorry, what?
Oh, this is a huge, like, part of, like, this weirdo men's rights culture.
Yeah, you've never heard that by keeping your precious seed inside of your body, it makes you... It's like training under 1,000 times Earth gravity.
Oh, I had no idea.
I mean, you wouldn't know because all three of us are sexual dynamos and we're constantly just slinging it around.
That's why we're all such weak, timid libs.
We didn't voluntarily celibatize ourselves.
It's just like, yeah, I've got eight-pack abs, and it's just like, oh wow, you look like a Chinese soldier.
You must just be taken down, puss.
Like an alpha male Chad.
And they're just like, no.
I would rather die than be inside of a woman.
Exactly.
Like the second they had sex with a woman, they just roll off the top of her head.
Suddenly they have a potbelly and they're balding.
That's pretty much how it works.
Yeah.
Their testosterone level just goes to zero.
They can barely walk.
It's just all over for them.
So what happened was, shockingly, one of the inner circle, I decided to get with a lady.
Because that's how guys operate, typically, when you're a cishet dude.
And this led to Nick losing his goddamn mind, and he threw the guy out of the group.
And on top of this, I don't exactly know the structure of the situation, if they were roommates or whatever, but Nick basically invaded the guy's personal space, his couch and his bedroom, with a blacklight, looking for signs that this guy had nutted.
and thusly had defiled himself and was no longer a pure griper and could be
allowed to be part of the movement. So I mean just the absolute batshit total
insanity that's going through these people's like the hamsters running on
the round the wheel that constitutes their brains.
It's ridiculous.
And yet liberals wanting to have like a non-dairy milk alternative for their coffee are the cucks.
And it's like, aw, you fuckin', you soft liberals, you want almond milk in your coffee, what a big deal, it's just like, dog, your homeboy's got a blacklight to check other people's rooms for cum to make sure that they're not cumming.
It's like, okay, uh, I, you know, am I taking crazy pills?
Seems pretty transparent to me which one of our two sides is fuckin' more fucked up.
Yeah, exactly.
One of the other ridiculously hilarious notes about this meltdown was that the person taking notes declared that Fuentes, quote-unquote, watches Euphoria, because apparently Euphoria is just so toxic and so horrifying that you can't even possibly gaze upon it.
That was a negative checkmark against Nick.
On top of that also, by the way, he lied about having a half million dollars seized from him, and he's grifting off of his audience and bought a $70,000 car with their donations.
All that kind of good stuff.
But hey, Nick is in that car.
You better believe that no one's getting sloppy toppy in the backseat of that whip.
You know it.
You absolutely know it.
That is happening.
Nick Fuentes hates cum.
That's what's happening.
Nobody tell him that we're all made of cum.
Ah yes, nothing that makes the human male body more strong than retaining all of its seed.
It's just like, hey man, whatever gets you people to stop breeding.
I mean, you believe it.
Please.
For the love of God.
I love a guy, don't vote because votes are rigged, don't have children because you need to retain your seed to make you massively, I don't know, Chadly?
Yeah.
Whatever works for you.
Like that drawing of the guy walking around with his balls in the wheelbarrow that Keyword Up folks like to pass around meme style.
That's because he just doesn't, you know, he never empties them, so of course they're gonna get huge and impressive.
Damn straight.
It's like that character in House Party.
I can't remember his name.
The how's it going dude guy.
God damn it.
I'll figure it.
He's so impressed with the size of his big meaty balls.
Now we know why.
Speaking of scrotums, I guess, one last little tidbit to touch on during the MTG news.
I guess she got cleared for running for re-election.
Yeah, her trial did not prove that she... she had not been convicted of insurrection, even though she did a light insurrection.
Yeah, I mean, the whole trial to see if she was eligible for running again, we discussed this before, obviously none of us like her, she sucks, but the whole thing just seemed sort of dubious from the crowd up.
If we're gonna be having her perjure herself, we should probably be, like, there should be criminal action happening.
When she does that.
And I'm just like, hey, here's an opportunity for you to lie.
We'll be asking these easy questions that you should be able to answer very simply without lying.
And then instead of just being like, well, that was embarrassing, but we don't have anything for real on you.
So not only do we have to let you go, but you can run for reelection again.
Let's not waste our time with that.
Next time we get somebody up on the stage and give them a platform to perjure themselves, let's make sure that when they fuck up and do so, they get arrested or whatever.
And she perjured herself quite a bit.
No more dog and pony show.
The one little thing else I'll add to Marjorie, quote unquote, getting away with it, even
though that whole thing was really weird, was that after this all happened, she has
turned her avatar on Twitter into, her photo is now red with her having the activated eyes,
which is again, a QAnon and also alt-right thing that is known as Fashwave, which is
a call out to Nazis and horrible people.
So she did that and catching, surfing the wave that MTG was on, also resident crazy
person who's trying to get into Congress, Laura Loomer, also turned her avatar on Gab
to the same Fashwave image filter with the red background and the laser eyes.
So, uh, which is really awesome because Laura Loomer is proudly Jewish and she's appealing to Nazis, which is a thing.
Oh god, I said this was the last one but I forgot there was one other thing I just wanted to make fun of.
I mean bring up and not make fun of.
Oh yeah!
Fucking how about how about Collins calling the cops on some chalk art in front of her fucking house. Oh, yeah
I just saw that I Can I want some almond milk in my latte and I'm fucking I'm
soft and weak But Collins can't handle some chalk art. It wasn't even
threatening It was just like yo, like we kind of love abortion or we
love choice or whatever Like don't repeal Roe v. Wade. Let us get abortions, please
Like I believe the word please was actually written there and she and she was just like vandals
VANDALS HAVE VANDALIZED THEIR PUBLIC PROPERTY!
It's just like, dog, it's chalk.
You hit it with the hose and it goes away.
It's just like, wow.
You... Send your maid out, because you definitely have one.
Or your groundskeeper.
Have them hose it off.
Boom.
Bingo, bingo, bongo.
It's gone. I can't imagine that we have very many actual conservatives that listen to the podcast even hate listen
to the podcast But if you happen to be one of them, let me assure you no
amount of firearms in your position in your possession will trick any of us into
like not knowing how Actually delicate you are like the American conservative is
maybe the most delicate creature on the planet. I Held a sugar glider in my hand
so Like that's a lot
Putting a sugar glider in your hand, it's like having an actual living thing that wants you to crush it almost to death.
And it still seems like it's got a little more substance to it than your American conservative.
Sugar gliders will literally die of sadness if left unattended.
That's how delicate they are.
Republicans are more delicate than trigger gliders.
Yes.
Yeah.
Somebody, somebody protect, somebody protect, uh, Collins from the poor, the poor evil Chalk
Art politely asking her to maybe like not do a big fucking anti-woman move.
Like, maybe use your power to try to, you know, like, speak out against... No, we can't get that done?
Okay.
Cluster of cells, etc.
Okay, well, rock on.
So we're just gonna have women die from endoscopic pregnancies, and if the doctors save them, then the doctor can be arrested for murder?
I mean, that's the world we're going down?
This is how badly religion has grabbed the collective world by its collective balls or other sex organs.
It's just like...
Here we are, we have a medical procedure that, like, essentially eliminates the biggest risk from some dude just popping off inside of a lady with no protection.
And, like, somehow religion has outweighed the patriarchy in their arithmetic, and they're just like, well, you're killing a baby.
And it's just like, actually what I'm doing is just allowing you to have sex without, like, the repercussion of maybe having a child you don't want.
And they're just like, doesn't matter, we don't want that.
It's like, wow, really?
I thought that you guys would, but I mean, hey, like, if we're learning anything over the past couple of weeks between Fuentes and the Roe v. Wade thing, it's just like, conservative men, they just don't really like to have sex with ladies.
Sex with ladies seems like a thing that they're not about.
It's it's very bizarre.
I mean, it's all they want.
They want power over women.
They don't want to have actual healthy relationships with them.
They just want to treat women as property and own them effectively.
That's what this is.
It's making women broodmares of the state.
And it's just like, it's just really it's just evil.
That's all I can describe it as.
And, um, I mean, I said a lot last week, and I felt glad that I had two women co-hosts that week to talk about this, because it's like... Oh, yeah!
In terms of, you know, coincidences, that is a great one, because I would certainly... I'm sure that some of the listeners are probably just like, we just want the regular band of dudes!
And I get that, and I appreciate that, and I totally get where you're coming from, listening to a billion podcasts.
But at the same time, it's probably best for some women to speak on the issue than us.
Women speaking on the issue instead of us men is the root of the problem.
Or the lack of women speaking about the issue instead of, I should say, is the root of the problem.
So the fact that we got lucky and had a couple of women co-hosts is a good thing, I guess.
Plus, we managed to get a little bit of our licks in.
But the licking is over, and thank God, because our first headline for the week is, spoiler warning, Donald Trump.
I don't want my tongue anywhere near that guy.
From the digital headlines to the digital front lines, it's Q's in the News.
Alright, well I have this listed in our notes here as Trump Dump, and that is because we have several different little tidbits about QAnon's God Emperor, the orange man in the sky himself, Donald Trump.
So where do we want to start, Mike?
I think we'll just start off with Trump declaring that he had wanted to shoot missiles into Mexico to target drug labs or cartel-held areas.
And then after these missiles killed lots of people, as missiles tend to do, When Mexico would give America a ring on the phone and be like, hey, what the fuck was that?
America would be like, I don't know what you're talking about, bro.
We didn't do it.
I have no idea how this happened.
Like satellites don't exist?
Yeah.
Your guess is as good as ours as to how this happened.
But for the moment, we're in the dark here.
We don't know.
We don't get it.
So who could say?
You can say who can say I love that his idea is hey, why don't we attack this other country with some missiles and then when they ask us what the deal is to ignore it and not just like If you're going to make that move, just be like, hey, we should fire some missiles into Mexico and blow up these drug cartels.
And then has somebody be like, Mr. President, like that that would drive Mexico would be furious.
And then his response to that, as like the Donald Trump we know and love, should have probably just been like, who the fuck cares?
It's Mexico.
I would respect that position slightly more because it seems slightly less stupid that we'll just deny it.
Denying a missile strike is impossible versus just being like, yeah we knew what we were doing, fuck you guys.
What are you gonna do?
Go to war with us?
Like, you're in Mexico!
Yeah, exactly.
You know what I'm saying?
I wanted Donald Trump to shoot missiles at a different country.
I don't want any of our missiles being pointed at other countries, really.
Or anywhere, for that matter.
Like, it would be great if we didn't need any missiles.
But it's just like, I do have to admit, if Donald Trump's position on that matter was, we should blow up parts of Mexico because what are they going to do about it?
I would respect him slightly more for that decision than we should blow up parts of Mexico and deny it was us.
Hey, President Trump, do you know who fired some missiles into our country?
We'll never tell!
Exactly.
Oh my god.
Yeah, so after that level of horrifying stupidity from our former president, he also had asked his staff and cabinet if China had attacked us with a hurricane gun.
Hurricane guns!
And he asked people if it would be possible for America to bomb or attack China in retaliation for these hurricanes that were being launched against America by China.
Hurricane guns, yeah.
Yes.
Because, I mean, they're declaring war on us with the hurricane guns, and since America has fallen behind in the weaponized weather mythology, we're just going to have to use conventional military forces to attack them with.
And like, so he believes that China has the technology to attack other countries with a weather machine, but not enough to actually move the needle.
You know what I mean?
It's like last year or the year before we had a devastating hurricane that like destroyed half of the country or something.
So they're just like, yeah, we did it.
We invented the weather machine and now we're going to start using it to annoy Americans.
Yeah.
We're going to use our hurricane gun to generate hurricanes that are basically on par for the modeling of what a hurricane should do with climate change being a potential booster of the impact of these storms through the water being warmer and that letting it pick up more speed and energy.
But beyond that, not really.
It just shows how much conspiracy theorists and everything have, like, rotted the brain of people and, like, gotten close enough to a former president because, like, they've thought, like, conspiracy theorists have thought, like, America and HAARP and everything has had a hurricane making technology for a billion years.
Oh yeah, one of the comments on the thread that this came from was talking about the fact that they were like, oh, the least shocking thing in the world is to know that Trump was like a harp idiot.
So, yeah.
I mean, Trump got his quote-unquote start in politics by being a birther.
I mean, that was when suddenly everyone was like, oh shit, this is where it's at.
This is our boy.
So, yeah.
That was also Miles Taylor, the guy who wrote the book A Warning by Anonymous and then revealed himself to be anonymous.
He also said that When there was a hurricane coming, they literally had to have this giant discussion with Trump about why hurricanes always spin counterclockwise.
And this was a real thing during a cabinet meeting about disaster relief, and you have to have a third grader's presentation with the fucking president about the direction that hurricanes spin in.
And it's just like, oh my god, really?
Like, it's just, yup, this is it.
Are we doing this again?
We're doing this again.
And basically the point of his tweet, his tweet string was that the president was a complete idiot.
Like that was the actual problem.
Not like, not his policies, not his agenda, not everything.
No, he's just really dumb.
He's just a really dumb child that you have to talk to, like a really dumb child.
And having that person wielding a ton of power.
Well, on the other hand, it's very good because according to Alex Jones, it just means that they can't possibly commit a crime.
That's going to happen eventually.
Representatives of NATO, our president couldn't have committed this war crime because he is too stupid.
The poor guy, he's just a big dumb idiot.
He's just a big dumb goof.
We don't know how he got into office either, but regardless, you have to acknowledge that his stupidity means that he cannot have committed these crimes.
He's a big dumb dummy.
Who's also dumb, yeah.
And remember, the cabal always has to announce their plans in advance.
They're required to work on Riddler rules.
Yes, absolutely.
Absolutely.
Antifa was the one who primed the missiles that we pointed at Mexico.
They tricked our poor, dumb, idiot Donald Trump into pushing the button.
Mr. President, lift up this little plastic shield and press this red button real quick, and he's just like, okay.
And he does it, and they're just like, nice, got him, tricked him, hit him once again.
And they scamper off into the sunset.
And Donald Trump's just like Boss Hog going, ah, those rascally antifa did it again!
Ah, shucks!
I mean, you're not wrong.
I'm sure we've discussed it on the podcast many, many times before, but who can remember?
But it's pretty weird when your position is that the anti-fascists are your greatest enemy.
It's just like, I'm no mathematician, but I'm assuming that would make you pro-fascist.
Yeah.
Maybe, maybe I'm a crazy, maybe I'm crazy, but now maybe I'm crazy.
Uh, okay.
So, uh, so yeah, Donald Trump, what a, what a, what a hilarious guy.
Oh, also, he decided, I don't think we've mentioned it yet, he heroically has decided to officially say that he will not be rejoining Twitter, even if Elon Musk decides to buy it and says that he can come back because that's a thing that Elon Musk is trying to do and says he will do because he's a fucking clown.
But yeah, Donald Trump's just like, no, I'm going to stay on truth.
And it's just like, well, that would be way more impactful if you had posted on truth more than twice.
The second time was pretty transparently directly in response to the fact that Elon Musk was Try to buy Twitter and therefore was going to just be like now anyone on our platform Can say the n-word or like do a holocaust denial no big deal And and like you know you can see a bunch of like conservative idiots who have spent the past like two years doing everything they can to talk shit about Twitter while just like
Sad Wolverine meme, like, running their fingers along the picture of Twitter because they desperately want to be on it.
So Donald Trump was just like, oh shit, I better post something to True Social so that people don't forget about it.
And it's just like, I'm still here, postover.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh yeah, he did the hashtag covfefe in order to rile up the idiots.
Yeah, get the smooth brains going.
On the Elon Twitter front, it's Forbes or Reuters has the odds of him actually going through with it now at less than 50%.
I don't remember where I saw this, Reuters or Forbes.
In the statement he said where he was talking about letting Donald Trump back onto the platform, he was bet hedging.
He was bet hedging.
He was like, well, if I buy Twitter, like if I owned Twitter, which I don't, it's just
like, okay, well, it's just like you decided to drop up a big amount of money in order
to do that.
But you know, maybe cooler heads will prevail.
And Elon Musk, Elon Musk is sort of Trump like, and he's just like a big dumb baby with
like a weirdly disproportional amount of power.
And so, like, again, Elon Musk, I can't imagine you're listening to this, but if you are, dude, put me on your payroll just as, like, guy you run ideas by to see if it makes you look like a complete fucking buffoon.
I'm pretty cheap, and I'll be happy to just be like, hey, I was thinking about tweeting this thing about how much I love NFTs.
I'd be like, Elon, NFTs are a scam.
Fuck off.
And he'd be like, okay, cool.
And then he wouldn't post about a Bored Ape, and Bored Ape wouldn't get automatically, like, artificially inflated so that it could crater six months later.
Yeah, the court gesture is like an important thing that seems to have gone away, where you just have someone Bouncing around your court just being like that's really fucking dumb, and you're not allowed to punish them and like oh Maybe I should listen to that guy
Yeah, well, the problem is that, in theory, that person only works if you're inclined to listen to anyone's outside opinion.
And you are the richest person on the planet.
I have to imagine that you do, in fact, have a lot of people trying to steer you correctly, and you just know you do not have to listen to them, so you don't.
Right.
So, I propose that when Elon gives me the job, he also gives me a gun.
He's just like, hey, I'm thinking about twitting out this dumb thing.
How does that sound?
And then just hears me cock a gun.
No, that is a bad idea.
And he's just like, OK.
OK, I get it.
Be cool.
Gun cock noise.
I don't think that's a good idea, Elon.
OK, gotcha.
Good looking out, bro.
Maybe Elon could talk you down to just having a shock collar on him and when he tries to go for those things you just hit the button to give him a little zap.
Elon's a fucking weird science lunatic guy.
There's no way that that doesn't turn into a fetish.
I'm just gonna say it.
After like the sixth or seventh time I talked him off of like tweeting about a board ape or whatever, he would just start running shitty ideas by me so that I could shock him and he could nut.
StillMoney just sold a board ape that originally sold for $330,000 for like $15.
I think it was $115, but yeah.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
The percentage is still the same.
Watching the bubble contract, if not fully burst, on all of this crypto nonsense has been incredible.
I mean, Bitcoin is down almost tenfold percent to under $30,000, which again is still an insane amount of money for a thing that's completely fake.
But the fact that all this NFT, blockchain, crypto horseshit is starting to bottom out, at least temporarily, it just warms the cockles in my heart.
I'm not even super jazzed about the fact that by, like, you know...
The money I use in my day-to-day life is essentially just numbers in a computer.
Now you're trying to tell me that there's a hot new computer number on the market and that I need to get on it?
Nah, son.
I've already got computer numbers that represent how valuable I am.
Uh, by the way, Tesla's stock is down over 6% today.
It's like now under $750 at the moment, so... Oh shit, time to snap it up.
Let's go.
Yeah, oh, by the dip, oh yeah.
But also, I mean, it's like the thing, I think that this is getting close to the number where people said that if If it hits, I don't know, maybe 720 or somewhere around there, Elon would actually not have the capital to do this whole buy off Twitter.
In the perfect world, he just decided that he regretted his decision and all the moves he made to try to purchase Twitter, because all it did was get, let's say, 10% to 20% of the user base to just be like, oh, I guess I'm going to just stop using Twitter now.
whether or not they actually would, but it certainly a lot of people were grousing about it.
Uh, so maybe he's just gonna ride it out until his Tesla stock gets low enough where he just gets like a safe out
And he can just be like, oh, I guess i'm not buying it after all. I'm, so sorry guys
teehee Yeah
I I do hope that's the end of the story because elon twitter sounds like the absolute worst
I do not want to pay three bucks a month so I can have Chan Box spamming the n-word at me.
That is not a great idea.
Oh, yeah.
I'll just talk about trying to monetize Twitter.
Yeah, best of luck, mate.
I'm sure that Jack and all the other people at Twitter, they never thought to try to monetize it in some way.
They didn't probably pay firms millions upon millions of dollars to look into ways of actually monetizing Twitter before they came back, and they were just like, No one is going to pay to use this.
That is not how this works.
You know how you monetize it?
Fucking ads!
You put ads on shit!
Also, Elon insists that it's the digital town square, so it needs to be free speech.
Yeah, there's no toll for me to get into my town square.
I can just go there.
I can just go to the town square.
In fact, anybody can.
It's what makes it the town square.
Yeah, dumb shit.
Anyway, Elon, what a fucking clown.
Trump is a clown.
Elon is a clown.
Let's see if we can talk about any other clowns this week.
Eastman's emails is the next headline.
I'm assuming that Eastman is not a clown and is a guy that we love.
Ah, you're wrong.
He's a clown.
Ah, dogs!
Beans!
I missed, I biffed it again!
You clown.
Yeah, so our boy Eastman, who, uh, previ- when last we left him, he was the guy that was coming up with a cockamamie idea that, um, the Vice President could literally just, uh, unilaterally hand-wave away the results of the election and just decree the President to be whoever the fuck they wanted him to be.
Uh, Eastman- Yeah, because in the hierarchy of our government, the Vice President holds all the power.
Yes, yeah.
And I believe Eastman was actually put on the spot where they were like, so, Mr. Eastman, do you believe that Joe Biden wielded this power in 2016 and that Kamala Harris could wield this power in 2024?
He was like, well, not exactly, ellipsis.
Exactly.
So he doesn't really, he doesn't actually believe that the president, the vice president should be a dictator.
Before he came to the conclusion that the vice president could in fact just do whatever the fuck they wanted when it came to certifying the electoral college votes, he released an email, he emailed someone and was just like, hey, um, Why don't you do these series of things, and the gist of it was that mail-in ballots have a higher level of likely being fraudulent or defective in some way, so that a mail-in ballot can be rejected at this percentage point, whereas a ballot that is done at the polling place in person on the day of the election
Those ballots have a lower rejection rate.
So why don't you just literally go through Biden's and Trump's votes, re-tabulate them with just a blind rejection rate on both sides, and if you do that, guess what?
Trump's number's gonna come out bigger than Biden's number, and you just call Trump the winner.
Sounds good to me, should be good to you.
Yeah.
Yeah, so literally just told these states to re-tabulate the election results in such a way as to make Trump the actual winner of the vote.
Sounds like the ballot equivalent of Gematria.
Yes!
Just rearrange it until it makes the thing you want, man.
That's what Gematria's all about.
Sounds right.
Oh, wait a minute.
I can't get Jesus is King to work out to the number I want.
What if I just say Jesus King?
Nailed it.
Okay, boom.
We got there, boys.
Trump 2020 and Jesus King, same amount of number or whatever.
Fucking so dumb.
The actual terminology he used in the email was that doing this flimflammery was quote-unquote perfectly within your authority to do anyways, but now bolstered by the untainted popular vote that would help provide some cover.
The untainted popular vote that I arrived at via fucking magical thinking and bullshit.
Yeah, I mean, last time popular vote, you know, previous to this election, last time popular vote came into the equation, it was when somehow Hillary Clinton lost the election with 3 million more votes!
So fuckin' weird!
We may never know.
You would think that for people who hate the idea of placating, you know, like having the majority kowtow to the minority for anything, Republicans just refuse to give up the ghost, considering, based on the millions of votes that go against them every election cycle, it turns out that, uh, you fucks are in the minority!
And you've been there for a while!
You have literally won one popular vote since the year 2000.
And that was when you were in the incumbent, and America was out of its fucking mind due to 9-11.
That was the one time you barely crossed the bar and won the popular vote.
And, uh, B-T-Dubs, if, like, 50,000 votes flipped in Ohio, you would have lost the Electoral College!
So it's, like, it's... Oh, God, it's so... Oh, they would have been trying to reform that college immediately.
Oh, yeah, oh... If this Electoral College is not what we want.
Yeah, I would have loved to have lived through that hypocrisy of Bush losing the popular vote the first time around, then losing the Electoral College the second time around while winning the popular vote, and then somehow just getting two terms because he won one of the two.
Just like, Republicans get the ultimate mulligan every fucking time.
Oh, don't worry, we got the Supreme Court version of that just a few years later, and look at how that's working out for us!
This is fucking so sick.
I love the fact that conservatives managed to hold Obama's Supreme Court pick hostage.
With no repercussions again.
Yes, I'm ranting about this again on my platform because it's fucking horseshit.
The fact that everybody just rolled over immediately and let it happen is just astonishing to me.
I've never wanted to quote-unquote move to Canada more.
I was just like, what the fuck?
Am I taking crazy pills?
How is this legal?
All of it.
Every last bit of that... Every last bit of... All of 2016 is actual hell for me.
All of it is actual hell.
It is just super enraging.
So, uh, yeah.
We're gonna pay for that for the next two decades.
That's just the way it works.
I mean, not us.
We have the benefit of being straight, cis, gender, white men.
Like, this shit doesn't... Like, you know, we're on easy mode, but it doesn't mean I have to be fucking happy about it.
I can go get a perfectly...
A reversible outpatient procedure called a vasectomy?
And that saves me from ever needing to visit an abortion clinic.
And that remains legal.
But women?
No.
No.
Yeah, who needs women besides the human race?
Fuck them.
It's God's will to allow you to have a vasectomy.
It is also God's will to deny women any reproductive rights whatsoever.
Yes.
We'll make that perfectly clear.
Man, if anybody takes anything away from this particular episode of our podcast, it's just that the Republicans hate women on all fronts.
They think having sex with them makes them weak.
They want them to have babies without having sex with them.
It's an incredibly weird dichotomy.
They're just like, I have to reserve my seed to make my body strong and pure.
But when it comes to you having a baby inside of you, that shit needs to just ain't come out immediately.
And it's just like, how are you going to put a baby in there, sir?
Do not worry about it.
Somehow it will happen, and when it does, no abortion for you.
You have no choice in the matter.
Hush up, little girl.
Lots of cats have that name.
Just like the Virgin Mary before you, I want you to get pregnant without having sex, and then have the baby, no questions asked.
That seems perfectly reasonable to me.
Absolutely.
It's very reasonable.
You know what?
As somebody who doesn't affect, I say, fuck them.
No, that is not our actual position.
We are fucking morally outraged.
We are just seething with anger.
Speaking of seething with anger, let's briefly, before we get to our mailbag touch-up, Catch up on our friends over in Russia, and by friends over Russia, I mean the Ukraine, because nobody in Russia is my friend at the moment.
Sorry, I know that Russians are not at war, it's Putin and all that, but in war, there's gotta be two sides, and Russia is on the wrong one.
So, what's going on in this week's Russia Roundup, Mike?
Well, on the military side, it appears that Russia is, again, shockingly, losing more, which continues their endless string of defeats over and over and over again.
But wasn't the day of victory just a few days ago?
Yes, Russia's victory day was May 9th and shocking to a lot of people, Putin didn't like escalate the war in any way.
He didn't declare for a general mobilization.
He didn't say that the war was actually against NATO and not just Ukraine.
He basically hit all the standard talking points about quote-unquote denazifying Ukraine and that happy horse shit.
Taking back their ancestral Russian lands.
Yes.
Oh yeah.
All of the previous talking points for why they were doing what they were doing, that's all he went for, which is seen in most circles as a good thing.
And beyond that, the big thing that is stuck in the pro-Russia group's craw is that Biden managed to whisk another $40 billion worth of aid to Ukraine.
which had Marjorie Taylor Greene and all kinds of other dipshits that I'm seeing on right-wing
and QAnon social media pissing and moaning about how we're sending all this money over to Ukraine
when it can be used in America and we have a baby formula shortage and blah-de-blah and bloop-de-bloop.
Do we actually have a baby formula shortage? Yeah, we do actually.
Yep, it's a thing.
It's a thing that's happening.
So I haven't looked into that, and I know that there's... I don't know why I'm apologizing for about to go on a tangent or whatever, but this baby formula thing... Have you looked into it, Mike?
Because, like, I don't want to... I don't want to give up my liberal card or my wokeness card or whatever, but, like, I don't know anybody that can sit me down and tell me why a baby formula shortage is, like, an actual big deal.
Once you have a baby, can't you just have them suckle at your teat?
Isn't that the whole point?
If we were bigger, we'd be getting a lot of emails.
A lot of women need it.
I mean, I would like somebody to post on Twitter and just be like, hey, I'm sure that there are reasons for it.
I just don't know them.
When I heard baby formula shortage, I was like, what the fuck?
I thought baby formula was more of a convenience thing.
A lot of women can't produce enough on their own, or it's very hard on their body.
There's a number of reasons, and it's actually saved a lot of children's lives.
So that's why it's important, is that there are quite a few people that actually need it, and it's necessary for their children.
Sure.
Have we done the math to determine how many of those people are responsible for this shortage?
No, I can't say that.
Do we have a study that shows that every woman using formula needs that?
I'm just like, can't we just get the women that are just doing it for convenience and just be like, hey, maybe just don't for a while?
I don't know.
I heard about baby formula shortages and I was like, I have a bunch of questions about this and I just, like, can't ask anyone.
Because there's some questions that, like, as somebody trying to, like, learn how to do the right thing, you really have to pick your moment or your target when you ask someone to inform you about a thing.
Because if you ask the wrong person, they will just yell at you for daring to ask.
It is one of, like, the biggest problems claiming the modern liberal.
Is that, like, if you're somebody... because, you know, like, I grew up with a bunch of wrong-headed opinions.
I was a fucking idiot up until the point I'd say, like, I was 30?
Like, you know, like, then I feel like I became, like, a pretty competent, like, dude.
But there's still a bunch of questions that I have that I'm just too afraid to ask.
And I can't even really Google it, because, like, you know, luckily, culture's gotten to the point where, like, the internet is now, like, also very touchy about the subject of just, like, hey, you shouldn't have to ask, like, you shouldn't be asking that, man!
Like, that's rude, bro!
I'm just like, I just wanna know!
I just wanna know how to be better!
I just wanna be educated!
Baby formula is one of the tamest ones, you know what I mean?
There are much larger issues that I'm not going to say which ones, that I have a bunch of questions about that I would love to get answered by someone in the know, but I'm too afraid to ask because I don't want to get yelled at.
I don't know and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.
That's exactly what it's like.
Which is why I'm just like, usually, that's not my fight to fight, so I just stayed out of it, bro.
Anyway, for the record, if you were affected by the baby formula shortage, that sucks, and I am sorry, and hopefully we can get that fixed for you, but that doesn't have to do shit with the $40 billion of Ukraine money.
In fact, if you wanted to be yelling at anyone, people who are upset about us trying to help Ukraine fight a war, You should probably be yelling at Elon Musk, right?
I mean, if $40 billion moves the needle in Ukraine, then why not just have him donate that instead of buying Twitter?
Just, hey, bud, you're the richest man in the world.
Money can solve a lot of problems.
Or maybe the U.S.
government helps out Ukraine and Elon Musk is just like, hey, that was a cool thing to do.
Instead of buying Twitter, I'm just going to give $40 billion to the United States for Women's productive rights, or homelessness, or any number of things that $40 billion dollars could be used for.
Yep, $40 billion dollars for not having Chan Bots have the right to say the N-word on Twitter in an endless scroll, and I have to pay three bucks for the honor to see it.
And that.
Just any of that.
Any of that.
That all sounds good to me.
Or hey, get into the baby formula making game.
Revolutionize baby formula the way you revolutionized, like, batteries.
Look into the history of Nestle and see how fucking evil they were.
No, I mean, like, I don't think... They're still evil today.
I mean, aside from, like, maybe Ben & Jerry's, I can't think of a company that, like, I'm not immediately, when I think about they're just like, yeah, they're probably evil.
Yeah, they seem pretty evil.
I mean, Ben and Jerry seems pretty cool for a company, but anything that's making hundreds of millions to billions of dollars of revenue a year is just like... I don't feel like you get there without being kind of evil.
Pretty much.
I think it's kind of a, yeah, it's a, it's just a part of doing business.
It's a price of, uh, the price of the job.
Yeah.
But you know, you just have to, that's one of the many, many things in our day to day life that you just sort of have to ignore.
Otherwise it will drive you actually fucking mad.
Cause like I, I use an iPhone.
If I think about any of the people responsible for how that works, where it came from, like who is coding for it, any of it, like it would, it would drive me completely bananas.
Like my mind would just disintegrate out of my head.
Because it's just like, oh, then I guess I just can't use an iPhone.
I guess I'll use an Android.
Wait, that doesn't work either.
I guess I'll just use no phone.
Or no internet.
I guess I'll just go live in the woods by myself.
If I think about Apple or anything, it's just like, uh... Apple, Google, yeah.
It's all terrible.
It's just flavors of evil.
That's your only options.
Capitalism!
Oh yeah, it's the best system.
I mean, it's what America's built on.
Because no system is better than capitalism.
No system is better than capitalism.
Every American's doing fine.
Oh, Lord have mercy.
Okay, so yeah, so the QAnon idiots are upset about the money going to help Ukraine.
Fuck them.
The idiots, not Ukraine.
We 100% support Ukraine and their self-defense.
Spain and Ukraine.
Yeah.
Essentially, it concludes the Russia Roundup.
Oh, I guess we could touch on the fact that Putin, still not looking very good.
Like, I mean, not exactly cutting a very imposing, shirtless, horse-riding figure when he was speaking during Victory Day.
Sort of looking puffy and, you know, just sort of not well.
It's hard to put your finger on exactly what it is, but it seems like Putin might have come down with something and is trying to keep it mum.
Yeah, heavily medicated would be one way to describe him.
I finally saw the table gripping video right after we recorded two weeks ago and holy shit, that dude had a death grip.
on that table. Yeah, again, it seems to be like Putin was in a lot of pain and the sort of pain
that comes from having something internally wrong with you.
I know because I've experienced that pain and it's the worst and it would certainly make you
grip a table among other things. So whatever he has, I hope he doesn't recover from it because
fuck him.
He's a bad person, so bad things deserve to happen to him.
He's a very bad person.
Yes.
It's a very safe thing to say.
Yep.
And thank God we're in America, so we can say it.
So, yeah.
Fuck that guy.
I mean, I'm going to rush to Twitter right now, get to the fucking digital public square, and start talking about how much I hate Putin.
Nailed it.
Yeah.
Anyway, so do we want to do we want to seamlessly transition like real pros into our mailbag segment?
Absolutely.
Our listeners got questions.
We got answers.
It's time for Q and A. Can't wait for next week's mailbag segment where a bunch of people are going to be like, oh, you ignorant fuck.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I really didn't mean to offend you.
Next week's mailbag is just all baby formula.
Not even questions, just statements.
Just statements.
I mean, hey, I deserve them.
I'm certainly willing to take my lumps if people were offended by my not understanding why suddenly we're out of baby formula.
According to conspiracy theorists, it's all the food production plants burning down.
Oh, it's depopulation agenda, but according to, like, reality, it's the fact that A, supply chain issues, and B, baby formula is really highly fucking regulated.
Because putting shit in babies' bodies is really dangerous if it's not the right thing.
Because they're babies.
So, like, yeah.
So anyways, ConfidentlyBefuddled says, since many conspiracy theorists seem like they would only be happy if they were actually receiving persecution, what do you think would make some QAnon influencers happy besides receiving more grift money?
I think the main thing that they want to believe is that they want to live in a world where they are perceived as persecuted, but also right.
They want to be validated, but also like hated by the powers that be.
I can't, I'm trying to... Donald Trump arrested.
Yeah.
I feel like, because I'm not sure if Donald Trump dying would get there unless he was like, you know, taken out by Antifa or something, which seems incredibly unlikely because that's not what Antifa is about.
But if he was, if somehow he did end up being arrested, I feel like that would be like the perfect sweet spot for them because it would prove how persecuted they are because he is their leader and he is arrested.
But also it would still allow him to Yeah, exactly.
They want to be like a modern-day Copernicus, where they actually have the truth on their side, and one day it'll be borne out.
of both worlds. Like he gets a they get to feel persecuted, but
also their leader still gets to talk to them.
Yeah, exactly. Like they want to be like a modern day Copernicus where they actually have the truth on their side. And one
day they will it'll be borne out like in some nebulous timeline,
because they always have to keep pushing it back because no one's
ever dying of the vaccine. Like, they basically want that moment
to happen where like three years from now, everyone has their
clot or heart attack or AIDS or whatever bullshit thing they said
the vaccine was going to give them.
They want everyone to be suffering from it, being like, oh god, you anti-vaxxers were right about everything!
And they can be like, yep, told you so.
Told you.
We nailed it.
Fist bump.
Like, that's persecution and validation.
That's the two ingredients that go into the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup of conspiracy theorist beliefs.
Two great tastes that go great together.
Absolutely.
So thank you for the question.
The NerdyHorrorFan asks a question for you all.
I know the quote-unquote Q shit gives you content for your awesome podcast, but are there some days where you just think, I've had enough of this crap and they're constantly wrong about everything.
Why won't they just stop it already?
I know I have more than once.
Oh yeah, dude.
Literally every day, like literally every time we record this podcast.
And I have the easiest job on the podcast because I do the least amount of research or whatever.
And I like, you know, sometimes it is a real chore to have to record this because it's like, oh, time to sit down and like, can't avoid it.
Have to engage with this for two hours.
And it's not that I don't enjoy making content for you guys, because I do.
Making content is sweet.
But this is not the content I'd like.
This is not the content I would have chosen if you had asked me five years ago.
It's like, hey, you're going to be doing a podcast.
What's it going to be about?
It wouldn't have been this shit.
This is fucking horrible.
This is awful.
Yeah, like music, pop culture, anything like that.
Entertainment of some kind.
I mean, me and Elle could probably do a 90-minute podcast every week about the latest episode of Taskmaster or something like that.
Anything like that.
But instead, this is the card we drew.
This is our lot in life.
And so, hey.
But yeah, I totally understand that mentality.
To me, it's just this kind of disinformation and bullshit is so endemic in America and in right-wing culture that even if QAnon fell off the side of the earth tomorrow, it would still be there.
This kind of shit isn't going away.
A guy shot up a pizza joint because he thought there was a sex dungeon in it, and that predates Q. I mean, this shit has always been there.
It's never going away.
It's always going to be around.
Yeah, and I mean, for the record, like, I don't, you know, like, I do like doing the show in that I know that a lot of people who either have to engage with this because they know people, like, in their immediate family or friend group that are about this life, or, you know, are people that just want to become more informed, like, I appreciate that we can be here to sort of cover it while trying to keep it as light as possible and making goofs and talking about other random pop culture shit to try to release some of the pressure.
I'm not trying to pat myself on the back too hard, but I do like that We fill a role, and that role is an option for people to get some QAnon-related news so they understand how dangerous and still present this thing is, while also not just being like, okay, for the next 90 minutes, I have to be ready to be bummed out.
It is time to just be purely bummed out for the next 90 minutes.
If you're listening to the actual content of the headlines and stuff that we're talking to, I expect you to be somewhat bummed out, But if any of the shit around that that we provide can sort of make you laugh and, you know, like sort of take it with a grain of sugar, so to speak, then, you know, I'm happy for that.
Right.
Laughing so you don't cry, basically.
I like to think that we, in some ways, inform people.
But yeah, there are some days when we start and we have particularly bad news.
It feels like more of a chore.
I don't know.
It's a very, like, I like doing a podcast with my friends, and I like informing people.
But yeah, there's some days where this is more of a chore than others, when something particularly awful has happened.
I'm just a sociopath.
I live for this shit.
I really do.
I just got into this.
I mean, coming out of it from the other side, having spent all those years as a JFK truther, a 9-11 truther, being obsessed with that stuff on the wrong side of it, and then spinning around to the other side, This has just always been like the kind of world that I've liked engaging in.
So I hear so many people talking about burnout and stuff like that.
And I completely understand that.
But then at the same time I look at it, I'm like, I'm just broken.
I'm just actually broken inside.
And when people are like, I don't know how you deal with this shit.
I'm just like, I don't know how I don't not deal with this shit.
This is just how I go through my life.
So for me, it's just like... I don't know exactly who said the quote, but someone said, like, you must imagine Sisyphus to be happy, just pushing that rock up the hill constantly.
And it's like, that's me.
I'm just like, happy Sisyphus.
It's just like, this is the kind of shit I enjoy doing.
So I really don't mind it.
So that's just how I take it.
Yeah, so thank you for the question.
Placeholder says, it seems like the best response to Anons and Truds calling anyone they dislike as a pedo or pedo-apologist is just to say, I know you are, but what am I?
Like an annoying elementary school kid.
It's not like there's a good faith discussion happening.
Thoughts?
I think more just pointing out that there's so many people that have been convicted of like those kinds of crimes in the Republican Party.
Like Denny Hassert, who was the Speaker of the House, convicted pederast.
I mean, The Republican Party is like a cesspool for this place.
So like anyone who wants to claim that like, they're the ones that are going to quote unquote, save the kids is obviously lying.
I mean, uh, this is not a, uh, this pedophilia and like, uh, crimes against children is not a partisan issue.
Like there are awful people on both sides, but there are a lot of Republicans on the, on this that have done this stuff.
So anyone who tries to make it about that.
They're lying.
It's a bad faith argument, as the questioner said.
And you should just roll your eyes at them.
Because they're not doing this, save the children, protect the kids.
They're not doing it out of an actual place of empathy and an actual desire.
They're doing it to demonize their enemies.
That's the whole point of the process.
That's why they say it.
Uh, yeah, I mean, I've made a bunch of jokes on the podcast that has effect before, but genuinely, like, again, like Mike said, there are bad people, like, engaging in that activity on both sides, obviously, like, whatever causes that to be a thing that people want to do, it is not a partisan issue.
That being said, only one side has really made it, like, or has, like, splinter groups that have made it, like, a core tenant of their existence.
Like, QAnon's sort of, like, built on the back.
Of like, we're protecting the kids from, like, bad actors that are trying to do them harm!
And then you see a bunch of those same people getting arrested for doing the children harm, and after seeing that, like, you know, so many times, how am I not supposed to jump to the conclusion that they're all just protesting too much?
It's like, hey, like, you guys are talking about this a lot, and a lot of you are getting put behind bars for engaging in activities related to this.
So, like, what sort of projection is going on here?
Like, how many of you secretly are trying to defend children because you yourself are attracted to children?
Whatever it is, seek help.
Because, you know, it's sort of funny to just be like, oh, here we go, QAnon again.
The people that want to protect the children, another QAnon guy getting arrested for child pornography.
And it's only funny because of the quote-unquote irony of it.
Everything else about the situation is fucking dreadful.
And it's just like, I would much rather not have the irony and not have the child abuse Uh, but that's not what QAnon is giving me.
QAnon is just here to serve up an endless helping of irony, which is just, like, talking one side out of the mouth of, like, how much they hate the idea of children being trafficked while speaking out of the other side of their mouth about, like, hey, you know where I can pick up some kids?
Like, it's fucking crazy.
Yeah, that's one of the things that makes me angriest about QAnon is they love posting photos of injured children and then claiming their enemies did that.
And then you, being an idiot, in this case me, do research so you actually have to look at these horrible images and then you find out what actually happened.
And it's just...
It's nothing like what they said.
There's this, like, uh, panda eyes is one of these, uh, things they like to talk about where, uh, this was from that terrible Vice documentary where they didn't even, like, explain it.
So they let you, the idiot, Google it and then maybe get yourself billed.
But, like, they're like, panda eyes is a sign of, like, child abuse.
And if you actually look at the photo that these people always post about it, uh, the child actually had a brain tumor.
It was actually just brain cancer.
It was not abuse.
And it is...
It's just like, so this intentional misinformation put out there, along with a terminally ill child.
It's just like, how, how twisted Do you have to be to do this?
Like, what broke in your head to make you go down that path?
I just, That's, that's like, that's where, that's where even I, Happy Sisyphus, I'm just like, God damn it, do you have, do you have a conscience?
Do you have any decency left in you?
Because it doesn't seem like it.
It really doesn't.
I mean, you're using a sick, you're using a sick kid to claim that Nancy Pelosi eats babies.
Like, what's wrong with you?
So yeah.
So, uh, ultra happy question there.
Um, so yes.
Um, yeah.
Mailbag this week, not exactly keeping it light.
Reverend Xenofact says, So, the only Republican plan for the economy is Richard Scott's plan to raise taxes and destroy social security.
Do Q-types ever discuss Republican financial policy and its dismal effects?
It seems they're waiting for flying saucers to bring them the Nisera money from Jesus.
That's basically it.
I mean, like they believe that we're going to like audit the Fed and find all this hidden money that's been stolen by the deep state and then give it back to people.
Or we're going to confiscate all the Rothschild wealth and just distribute his stimulus checks to everybody.
Or we're going to go on the gold standard and suddenly that's going to just make everything all right.
Their understanding of financial policy is woo-woo of the highest order.
They never talk about those things.
It's all culture war all the time.
Their financial policy stuff is whining about $40 billion going to Ukraine.
That's their idea.
Foreign aid is the dumbest thing that these people always get mad about.
Our military's never been audited.
foreign aid, it's like a rounding error. It's like 0.3% of the national budget. Our national
budget is like $5 trillion a year. Our military has never been audited. Oh God,
no. Not once. Never, not once.
Well, yeah, because you don't want the people finding out exactly how much we're paying per screw for a jet or whatever, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I mean, that is the joke.
But this is like, yeah, our foreign aid is fucking whatever.
There's so many, like, bigger fish to fry in terms of, like, how America spends its money.
And yeah.
I mean, Republicans are simultaneously the people who, they want to support the police, they want to back the blue, but they also hate taxes.
So, in theory, your perfect Republican utopia includes, and they hate the federal government, so, you know, what they want is, like, local, city or state level at best, private police forces that will only assist you if you're paying into that system, because they also love capitalism.
So your Republican utopia is, hey, I have opted in to pay for the silver package for the local police force, which means that anything felony and above will get investigated.
But if somebody just vandalizes my house, I have no recourse.
I just have to clean it up because I don't have the money to pay for the premium star package, which also includes a certain list of a la carte options I can choose.
from the misdemeanors to determine what the police will come investigate.
They're just like, we love cops! And it's like, okay, taxes pay for cop salaries.
And they're like, but we hate taxes. Taxes, dad. And it's just like, well,
who do you want to be paying for, like, what's the deal?
deal.
They want it to work exactly like our health insurance does, where you have to go on a website and you have to determine which things you are willing to concede aren't that important to you when it comes to your health so that you can afford the money in the case that you have something important go down.
So it's just like, well, I mean, man, hopefully I only get like one, you know, hopefully I don't break more than one bone this year.
Like, otherwise that would really suck.
That would be not ideal.
Yeah, hopefully somebody only makes an attempt on my life once or twice this year, because if the third time happens, I don't have the money to pay for the cops to come get it.
Yeah.
Yeah, and the other thing is they love cops, they won't pay taxes for them, and also they need to stockpile as many guns as humanly possible for when the day comes, when the glorious revolution happens in America, and they're gonna have to use those guns to kill people enforcing the law, which means they're gonna have to kill the cops and troops they claim they support so much.
Like, there's just a day that's gonna come.
Yeah, it's called January 6th.
Right, exactly.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, we went from fucking Back the Blue to ACAB real fucking quick on January 6th.
So weird.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
So... So, yeah, let's just say that Republican financial policies are Not the best?
And confusing at best is just actively bad at worst, which means that the next time somebody tells you that they're just like, I'm socially liberal, but financially conservative, you laugh in their face.
You just, you just, you look at them square, you make hard eye contact with them, and then you laugh right at their face.
So BigBadBaldBastard asks, how pleased would you be if angry cucumbers started brigading Alex Jones after his recent anti-Q rant?
Do you think they will barbecue his ass?
That's an Alex Jones reference, btdubs.
QAnon and Alex Jones have quote-unquote hated each other for a very long time.
It's very kayfabe.
I don't think that they actually care enough to fight with each other.
A bunch of backstage bullshit happened between QAnon promoters and Alex Jones promoters.
involving Jerome Corsi trying to bridge the gap between the two sides and try to get his fingers
in the pies at QAnon. And then Q just came out was like, he was like, Jerome Corsi sucks. And
Alex Jones is Masaad-funded disinformation. And that was when Alex got on his whole I hate Q
bullshit, even though again, you like literally if we played a game called Who Said It Q or Alex
Jones, you'd be batting 50-50.
Like, you'd have no way to determine the difference.
I do think, to flash all the way back, and they said it on Knowledge Fight as well, I do think some of QAnon was inspired by Alex Jones.
There's no way to get around I don't think he's wrong in that aspect.
and not be infected by his bullshit.
So I think some of it, I think like some of his DNA is in there.
I don't think he's wrong in that aspect.
Oh god no.
Oh let's get Nick Quinta in here.
He'll blacklight it and see how much of his DNA is around.
Exactly.
Oh but I mean.
They're all just cribbing from the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
The house was already built, it's just a coat of paint you're putting over the top of it.
That's really all they're doing.
So, thank you for the question.
The last question from the mailbag that we have here is, Anadora Shran was talking about Elon buying Twitter
and he says, theories on how he'd spin it if a lot of normies left.
So many people would have no idea why Twitter is so weird all of a sudden and just bounce.
Then this place would turn into an upside down gab with good, evil and a bunch of people tweeting through it
like nothing changed.
I don't know that it would quote, people would quote unquote tweet through it.
It all depends on how just absolutely toxic it became.
Because a lot of like what Twitter is for is apolitical.
I mean a lot of people are on Twitter for like sports ball free agency and is my team gonna get the big free agent and that kind of stuff and I mean, having idiots like spamming and infecting that stuff like those reporters will just go to a different platform.
They'll just go somewhere else where they don't have themselves.
And their audience harassed by weird shitheads.
So I think that like that's going to be kind of the dynamic is like, how do the apolitical people handle Twitter becoming a gab like cesspool?
And if they stay, then maybe Twitter will remain somewhat relevant.
If they leave, then then it's over.
Then like the whole thing's done.
You just look at what happened to Tumblr when they banned porn.
They lost over half their user base and 70% of the value that it was bought, they paid for it.
A lot of people, that's not going to happen with Twitter, but if Elon actually buys it, it's going to cost him a lot of money in terms of the Crypto's already tanked.
Tesla stock's tanking.
You're going to lose a ton of the user base.
It's just not a good thing for him to do.
Yeah, I mean, like, and also if you have, if you're on Twitter and you have like 12 followers and you just use it to post like a Minions meme every now and again for your family to look at, you don't really care who's behind the wheel, but you might start to care the first time somebody jumps on one of your posts and just like, You know, post like some unmoderated spam for boner pills or for a porn website.
Or use the n-word.
Yeah, just gets in there and uses a racial slur, like a homophobic slur, or just, you know, like, if it becomes the Wild West, which seems like is what Elon wants it to be, like, you know, a huge percentage of people are going to leave just immediately for fear of what it's going to become.
And then, as soon as there's no moderation in terms of what people can say in your comment section, every journalist is going to have to leave.
Even if it's only 20% of the user base total decides to boot out, well, if you buy something for $40 billion and then 20% of the people leave, Just monetarily, you just lost like billions of dollars.
Yeah, you said millions there a second ago and I wasn't going to stop you.
Did I say millions?
Yeah.
But thanks for calling me out.
I'll file that one away for the next time you misspeak on the pod.
Well, this changes the math quite a bit, from millions to billions, and it's hard to conceive.
Yeah, yeah.
So, if you spend $44 trillion on Twitter... A gazillion.
But yeah, so I mean, just like mathematically, you know, like, 25% of people have left Twitter after I bought it, and I bought it for $40 billion, so now, I guess, like, $10 billion just walked out the door or whatever?
Like, because the only reason Twitter is worth what they say it's worth is because of its reach.
So if you start hemorrhaging users, all of a sudden the thing you bought is becoming more worthless by the day, just so the people who are willing to stick around can say the N-word, or whatever.
It's fucking nonsense.
Also, like, Twitter's had to get involved with a lot of countries' bullshit, like in China and everything, and I don't think Elon wants that heat.
I just, I just don't, there's no way, like, this got way further than he meant it to.
There's no way he thought this through.
Like, it is just such a terrible fucking idea for him.
Yeah, he wanted to buy Twitter for the cachet of it.
He didn't want to buy it for quote-unquote free speech or any idealistic principle.
He wanted to be Elon Musk, the dude that owns Twitter.
I own the social media platform that's the digital town square.
Elon, I own that place!
He wanted to be this big swinging dick who ran this place.
He has no actual plan to monetize it.
He has no actual plan to make it better.
He just wanted to be this alpha male who gets to be a big part of the public conversation.
And now the more and more this gets shitty for him, the more it's like, well, maybe a bit off more than you can chew, buddy.
Maybe that's what happened here.
What a fool.
If he wanted to make himself an alpha male, he would just stop putting children into grimes.
Gotta retain that seed, my dude.
I think that's what happened anyway.
Aren't they broken up?
She has another kid inside of her from him, so... I mean, you certainly don't have to be together to have a child, but at one point they were together.
Like, very together.
Like, one of them was inside the other one.
Unless Elon Musk has invented some sort of... Yeah!
You beat me to it, goddammit!
I was like, oh, it's his latest invention that we don't need.
Yeah, it's like, that's why Republicans love him so much, he's figured out a way to put a baby in a woman without sex, so that way they can just tan their balls, and retain their cum, and make sure that they are just the uber alpha masculine man that wants nothing to do with sex with women.
Elon just goes to this press conference and is like, I've reinvented conception!
And we're like, bro, it's called sex.
It's pretty awesome.
We're good.
We're good with the baseline form of conception.
It feels great and it's free if you're doing it right.
I invented a tunnel that travels under the city that all the cars can line up in and go.
And it's like, yeah, it's called a subway.
We had those.
Let's just say that for all the couple of good ideas that Elon has executed on, the rest of his stuff has been sort of spotty.
Or maybe I'm wrong, and maybe Elon is great.
I've never met the guy.
But based on all the stuff he does in his public life that gets out there, he seems sort of like a straight heel.
So, I don't know what to tell you.
Yeah, so that brings us to the question of numerous.
What are you looking forward to?
I am looking forward to playing some more Warhammer 40k.
Chaos Gate finally came out.
I've talked about it before.
I finally actually got to play it because it came out while people were in town so I didn't get to play it much.
You know, shuck you darn.
But I finally got to play it and it is indeed very much like XCOM.
You have a base that you manage, i.e.
the Baleful Edict, your ship, and you get to fight Chaos Space Marines that are sworn to the plague god Nergal, and you get to find armor and shit.
It's everything I wanted it to be, so.
Well, that's good.
So, Ellipsis.
Yes!
I have a new D&D campaign starting tomorrow evening, I believe, that my friends and I are doing online.
So that's pretty neat-o.
And also, I get to spend this evening with my partner, who I haven't seen since I went on vacation, so it's been slightly over a week.
Uh, which is also great.
She has been, uh, telling me that she misses me tremendously and, uh, the feeling is mutual so it'll be nice to get to see her after like eight or nine days of not doing that.
That's cool.
I have far less meaningful stuff in my life, and that's mostly basketball and Taskmaster.
Now that the Boston Bruins appear to be heading on their way out of ye old hockey playoffs, it is up to the Boston Celtics to carry the banner for Boston sports supremacy and the ego that we Boston sports fans have over our sports ball teams.
Because, boy howdy, the Red Sox, no bueno.
They are beyond rough this season.
I believe that Sarge's vaunted Royals are even looking down their noses at what is left of the smoldering crater that is the Red Sox season.
Yeah, it's real bad.
It's impressively bad.
We're back to where I'm excited if the Royals finish over .500.
Oh, .500s, that's a... We've long sailed past the dream of .500 for the Red Sox season.
Holy shit.
So, yeah.
Sports and Taskmaster, as usual for old Mike Rains.
That's my life.
Well, sounds like some good shit.
And thankfully, if baseball is the way I recognize it, you can use 500 as a metric for being halfway good or bad during the season because they play a thousand games.
Yes.
And each one somehow takes nine hours.
I don't know how they find the time to do it.
Sometimes they put two in a night.
Can you imagine being somebody who's just like, yeah, I want to go sit through this doubleheader of baseball?
I have literally nothing going on in my life.
I'm going to pay for a ticket and just sit here in this seat and just age.
I'm just going to age for a while while baseball is, in theory, played around me.
Yep.
El is not a baseball fan.
El thinks baseball is horrible.
Yep.
My first concession will be getting it down to five innings.
And then from there, we will whittle it down to three innings.
And from there, we will whittle it down to just being NFL.
That baseball board game you and me played, it was only like six innings, right?
And there were robots and cyborgs?
Oh, Baseball Highlights 2039 or whatever it was.
I haven't thought of the number in a while.
But yeah, whatever it was, it's certainly not nine innings because even in board game four, nine is too many fucking innings.
So yeah, time for baseball to get with the times because it turns out we've invented other ways to entertain ourselves.
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