Adventures in HellwQrld Episode #57: Q for Congress, and Gryfter Warz Part 2 With Dapper Gander
Dapper Gander joins the HellwQrld crew to break down the big news this week. Come for the discussion about Ron Watkins running for office and QAnon grifters fighting with each other, stay for the gang all gushing over Taskmaster and making jokes about Little Alex Horne. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Poker and Politics, and welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
I am joined, as always, by Sarge.
Hello!
I had something funny to say here, and I forgot it.
And the mysterious Elle.
Look it right on, my beautiful babies.
And this week is so big with so much crazy news, we had to bring Tapper Gander back on the show.
Well, hey everybody.
This time it was grooving to the theme song.
Yeah.
It grinds on you every time.
Like, honestly, I wasn't a huge fan the first time we heard it.
It sort of won by default out of the options that were given to us, and now I think it slaps.
I love it.
Yes, it sets the table for me.
That's the way I feel.
It's sort of like, now it's game time, and now it's time to start talking into the can about the horrible world that we live in and all that good stuff.
I think that's when I reconfigured my brain.
I was just like, it just sounds like Castlevania music.
And I was just like, oh, well, our podcast is called Hellworld.
So maybe that was what DJ Middle Effort was going for.
And once I got into that headspace, I was like, oh, now I love it.
Yeah, it was a vibe.
Yeah.
But he would want Castlevania, but with a frog as the hero.
Oh, of course.
That's that man's life.
That's all DJ Minimal Effort is about, is we give incredible inside references that no one will understand.
These jokes are for us, not you.
Yes.
Whatever, nobody's listening to this anyway.
Okay, so let's hit a content warning and then we can get to the news bump, because I guess a few things happened this week.
Content warning.
The Adventures in Hellworld podcast talks in-depth about QAnon, which means we have to talk about all kinds of child abuse and violence against people.
Listener discretion advised.
So, uh, hey, there's this guy, his name is Ron Watkins, and guess what?
He's now gonna run for Congress.
I've never heard of this guy.
He's a nobody.
He's not Q in any way.
Do we have the audio for that?
It's not very long, right?
It's not a big deal if we don't.
I did not want to play the announcement because it's two minutes long and Ron is so painful.
He is Mr. Charisma.
What are you talking about?
Oh god.
He actually rolled three die six that were normal and suddenly like negative one showed up on all the dice.
I was literally thinking, I was just like, so many people who played D&D over the course of their lives used charisma as a dump stat.
I want to point to Ron Wackett to just be like, Like, no matter how cool you think your character is in your head, this is what your character is like to other people!
Right, exactly.
That would make a very niche and very popular meme.
So I would say you should do that.
You should draw that up.
Yes.
He would fail the Blade Runner test immediately.
It was like... Replicant comp, yes.
Replicant blam.
Okay, we've small-talked.
Now we're going to play the bumping into the serious news of Ron Watkins being an idiot.
From the digital headlines to the digital front lines, it's Q's in the News.
Whiplash transition!
So this is really happening.
The funniest thing about Ron Watkins running for Congress was, for me, is that after it came out that he was running and everyone freaked out, we then had this long philosophical discussion in the anti-QAnon community about, what does it mean to say that Ron Watkins is Q?
Like, truly, what does that indiscernible sentence mean when you are trying to say it?
Because people were trying to say, like, you know, there really isn't a lot of evidence that Ron authored the drops, or this, that, the other thing.
Let me interject for just a second, because it's going to be useful for this section.
Uh, just, the Stanley School of Thought, uh, steal from your artists.
Uh, and also, uh, treat this episode of Hellworld as if though it was somebody's first episode of Hellworld, and briefly tell us who the fuck this guy is before we talk about why it's crazy he's running for office.
Fair.
Okay, so basically Ron Watkins runs, he ran 8chan and 8kun and these are the forums where
Q posted all of his drops and Q made it clear once he went to 8chan that this was his exclusive
home that he would post nowhere else.
And then when there was a kerfluffle when Q got his account hacked and had to make a new account, Ron Watkins stepped in and was like, okay guys, this trip code, this account, this is Q.
So you have to take Ron Watkins' word that the super secret spy saving the world was using one specific trip code on a forum on a message board that is just littered with neo-Nazis and fetish porn and child porn and all kinds of other horrible things.
It's probably worth pointing out, just because if people, listeners are coming from one direction or another, Ron Watkins on those boards was known as Code Monkey.
Yes.
Right.
Code Monkey Z. Yes.
And because he really enjoyed that song.
And...
But beyond all that, Ron and his dad Jim, who owns the boards, they had total editorial and publishing control over Q. The Q drops cannot get posted if they don't allow that.
They could remove them if Q ever said anything they didn't like Q saying.
They could give the account to somebody else and Ron could quote-unquote verify it because that's the kind of authority he has over these things.
So, even if you're going to argue about, like, authorship of the direct drops themselves, like, the publisher and the editor of Q was Ron Watkins.
100%.
Period.
Point blank.
I think it's the editorial opinion of Adventures in Hellworld that Ron Watkins, for all intents and purposes, is Q. Right.
That is what we believe.
Right.
Like, I don't care if he hired an intern to write the drops.
He was in charge of everything.
And if you look at Ron's telegram, he's aping Q so ridiculously in all of his posts.
He is so aggressively trying to use the voice of Q in his own personal messaging.
It's ridiculous.
I mean, it's the curtain being pulled about revealing the man that's playing Oz, and he's still just playing Oz, and hoping everyone's like, Oh, look!
It's Oz!
Still totally Oz, even though it's now under Code Monkey Z instead of Q. And it's ridiculous.
It's absolutely...
He's trying to maintain the credibility and popularity of his pseudo anonymous account while still being the big boy in front of the camera where he's giving two minute long speeches that would literally put you to sleep immediately.
Because it is so obvious he can't read cue cards and he can't convey emotion or personality or anything.
I mean, he's so, like, just kind of dead inside when he's talking.
It's really amazing.
I feel like you let the cue cards joke roll right by and you didn't fall for that.
Yeah, Dapper, one of the things that you realize on this podcast is that, like, the podcast would be a lot funnier if Sarge or I could get a word in edgewise when Mike is talking at length for like three or four minutes at a stretch, but sometimes, like, you would literally have to get in there just like, shut up, I want to make a joke!
Kind of breaks the flow.
Um, but yeah, if you've watched the HBO documentary, you get a real sense for Ron.
And while my problems with that documentary stem from, I don't always know when things are happening in linear time, it is a still a very good documentary.
And I think Really proves that Ron is Q. And his now his nationality status has been something we've debated because he definitely lives in Japan.
But he is for sure announced that he is running for Congress.
And I think Ron, I think Mike has done a good layout of who Ron is and why it's insane that he is now running for Congress.
It's probably worth mentioning that he also enjoyed a brief flare in more mainstream right-wing popularity.
I mean, more mainstream than 4chan, I mean.
When he put himself out there as an expert on Dominion voting systems.
Yeah, when he memed his way.
Yeah, so he got himself on, was it Newsmax or OAN?
I don't remember which one, quite frankly.
OAN.
Yeah, he managed to get himself on TV as a voting systems expert, and then that didn't pan out, and so now I think it's politics.
Yeah.
It's probably also worth mentioning, since he has decided to run for public office in the country that I live in, that he owns a life-size Rei Ayanami statue from Genesis Evangelion.
And you might be thinking, what does that have to do with anything?
And I'm just like, yo, politicians have been busted for having way less weird shit in their closet than an actual, like, Japanese, you know, collectible that you might also have sex with.
Hey, he cut his hair and took off the hat.
I don't know what else you need.
Oh, if that was the haircut he was going for, then God bless him.
Also, you know that's where that hat is enshrined in some grim shack, like Jason Voorhees' mother's head?
The one thing I would say about the Rei Ayanami thing, and basically all of Ron's horrible sketchiness was...
There's a story that may or may not be true about, uh, Lyndon Johnson was running for office against a guy that was a farmer, and it was said that Lyndon Johnson wanted his staff to start a whisper campaign that the guy fucked his cows.
And one of his staff was like, Lyndon, we can't say that!
And Lyndon's like, I don't- because you don't believe it's true!
And Lyndon's like, I know it's not true, I just want to make him deny it!
So I mean, I just want to make Ron have to explain the Rei Ayanami statue.
I want Ron to just have to explain why he ran a cesspool of hentai, child porn, and neo-nazi bullshit.
Like, put his- Free speech, baby!
Oh yeah, free speech, oh yeah.
What's really funny about that is, um...
Our boy Torbs hasn't come out in like full-throated support of Ron's run for Congress and I thought that they would be like two free speech peas in a pod and that Gab would be all in on Watkins for Congress but they haven't said anything because I think they know what a lemon of a candidate Ron is and how like he's absolutely going to go nowhere.
So let's, let's lay out his campaign real quick.
He is not, he doesn't have the nomination right.
He is going to be running for, I assume, the Republican primary in a congressional district in Arizona, a state he does not yet live in.
Do I have, is that all right?
Yes, that is all accurate.
And the thing that's really funny right now is we don't know what his district actually entails.
Well, only because it's getting, yeah, it's getting gerrymandered as we speak.
Right.
As we speak, it's getting gerrymandered.
And so, like, right now... Dapper, I don't know if that's a joke or not.
No, it's not.
Dapper's being serious.
I don't do jokes, okay?
I don't do it.
I mean, you got me.
We live, we are in hell world right now.
And I was like, I, I don't know if he's joking.
No, I mean, it's, it's, it's Arizona one.
Um, but the district, I mean, I don't mean Arizona succeeded in a contest.
Uh, Arizona district one.
Um, and, uh, but the district is being currently redrawn by the state legislature in an effort to make the district more conservative.
Yeah, and the thought is, right now a Democrat named Tom O'Halloran, who Ron Watkins has declared to be the most corrupt member of Congress, you would think that if Ron Watkins, who is so knee-deep in QAnon, Was running against the most corrupt member of Congress.
He'd be going after Nancy Pelosi or Adam Schiff.
Someone in the House that, like, or AOC.
Someone... Because, I mean, Ron's carpetbagging wherever he's going.
I mean, he could have literally landed anywhere in America instead of residents in that state.
So you would have thought that, like, he would have gone for some actual person that QAnon or myself could have picked out of a police lineup.
I could not have picked Tom O'Halloran out of a police lineup before Ron went after him.
I don't know who this guy is from Adam, but he's the most corrupt member of Congress and Ron's going after him.
But the funny part about this is, is that Paul Gossert Who is as close to a full-blown neo-Nazi as we have in Congress right now.
It's very possible that this district is being refitted to become Ghost Hearts District.
And Ron Watkins versus a neo-Nazi who actually has like established ties to the district and knows his voter base is probably a massively losing battle for Ron.
Yeah, I was just gonna say, like, if you live in Arizona, how disappointed do you have to be that Ron Watkins even thinks there's a potential chance that he could do a congressional run in your state?
Well, I mean, I think that for all the name recognition he has is going to be connected with Arizona.
I think that's why he chose Arizona because he was so full in on the audit for months.
Oh, I'm not saying it's a bad play on his part.
I'm just saying that if you're like a rational human being with a brain living in Arizona, you have to be super depressed that Rod Watkins thinks he can get in there.
So is, do you think the only reason he's doing Arizona is the, the name recognition and like the PT Barnum, like he's got there, there's no bad publicity or is it legally like one of the only States he can run in?
Cause I believe someone will have to fact check this.
Um, but as far as I am aware, he must be a resident of Arizona for six months by election day.
That's the rule there.
So it is a pretty loose rule as state rules go in terms of your residency requirement.
But I mean, as I said on Twitter, you really also can't discount the fact that as a political candidate, he is entitled to get a Twitter account again.
Oh yeah, he's gunning for a blue checkmark.
That's absolutely something that he will try to do.
Although I know that Twitter has said in the past that people that have gotten banned, like Laura Loomer, didn't get her account back on Twitter when she actually won the Republican primary in Florida and was the candidate in the general election that got smashed in her district.
And the reason why Loomer was able to win was because that district was really blue and no one who was serious was actually contesting that seat for the Democrats.
And then when Loomer lost, she planned voter fraud.
Because that's what all these people do whenever they lose anything, is just have themselves a pouch.
So Ron also got interviewed by CNN.
I don't know if the interview was published professionally by CNN yet, but I have seen Ron talk about the interview and Karma 2021 posted some stuff about it where pretty much Ron just gave the whole nut QAnon lunatics side of things.
Trump won, election fraud, the 1-6 insurgents did nothing wrong, and then when he was pressed on, hey, do you have any responsibility for 1-6?
He just kind of abruptly ended the interview, because that level of heat was something that Ron was not willing to tolerate.
Yeah, you gotta love the conviction of somebody who's just like, the people that did the insurrection on 1-6, they did nothing wrong, and it's just like, oh, what was your part in it?
And they're just like, this interview is over!
Exactly.
It's just like, where the fuck is your conviction, bud?
If you think that the people were in the right, then just like, be plainly open about, like, it would certainly make your position seem a little stronger.
Like, yeah, I don't think they did anything wrong, and in fact, I stand with them, and was partially responsible for it, but it turns out that they did do stuff wrong, and very illegal, and people died, so Rod probably doesn't want anything to do with it.
It's so weird that we haven't had any Q drops in 10 months.
It's so funny how Ron's heart left the whole Q thing right after Trump lost the election and he just made a couple drops a week later being like, it was rigged, this is bullshit.
And then that, uh, we're not going to take it fan video of Trump that got DMCA'd, which is the ultimate fitting end for QAnon, for Q's posts.
The funniest thing about that was, um, so that happened in December and I, when did the HBO documentary come out?
That was like early this year, sometime around like March or so.
But, um, I remember Ron was doing streams with his dad and some other QAnon promoters, and in one of those streams, he said, well, I was in Q, and if I was Q, I wouldn't have ended on such a, like, lame note.
And it was like, hey, Q's only been offline for four months.
How do you know that Q ended?
I mean, couldn't Q just, like, dip back on the 8chan and start posting tomorrow?
Like, who are you to say this is over unless you knew it's over, Ron?
Like, that was such a weird thing for him to say in my mind, because even-
It's also weird in like the OJ Simpson way of just like, I didn't kill her because if I did, here's how I would have
done it.
Yeah, exactly.
Yep.
It's like sweet revisionist history there, OJ.
It sort of sounds like somebody talking about how they wish they had done something, and not a weird hypothetical.
Right.
And the thing that's funny is Jim Watkins even played the game better than Ron, where Jim was like, I do kind of hope that Q would come back to Aitkun.
That would spice things up a little.
And I don't know if that was him just, like, being, like, silly about things and just saying, hey, Q's good for my site, or if it was actually sort of, like, an implied thing.
Hey, Ron, come on.
Write some more drops for me, kid.
I don't know.
I don't know what you... That stuff got all weird on me, and I kind of gave up on it after a while.
I just posted the ones that told people to check out Hannity.
I need you for the effort posts, son.
Get back in there.
A little like Honey Boo Boo's mother.
Just like, get out there with your lipstick on and dance.
Well, I'm a little confused because I'm on Ballotpedia and it says in Arizona to run
for the house, you have to be a state resident for three years.
So it's very, but this was in 2019.
So it's very possible things have changed.
So I mean, like this is going to be a weird thing to say and maybe the most foolish thing
I've ever said.
I am going to give Ron the benefit of the doubt here and assume that he has found whatever dumb softball loophole allows him to run for Congress in Arizona.
It would be really funny if he was out there with all this pomp and circumstance to be like, I'm running for Congress.
Then somebody has to just be like, actually, you can't because you live in Japan.
Yeah, I agree.
There was a piece that just came out from Will Sommer, I think, yesterday or the day before, which includes quotes from A Republican Party operative basically saying that Watkins is, he's got no chance.
He's not, no one in the Republican Party is worried about him actually winning the primary.
And I feel like if he couldn't have registered as a candidate, that probably would have come up rather than, yeah, we're just not worried about him.
Yeah, because my quick research here, you have to be a district resident for a year and a state resident for three years.
I assume him and his dad own a, you know, an apartment there or something.
Yeah.
And they just have an address because he's not, as far as I know, an expatriate, even though he has not lived in America for years and years now.
Seems doubtful that they would own a Hooters because Ron seems interested in 2D girls.
Just gonna throw that out there.
Well, no, he went to... You gotta watch the documentary.
He took the documentarian to a soap land in Japan, you know, to jump him in.
Yeah, you wanted to test his bona fides.
It's like the mob taking you on a crime run to get dirt on you so you can't be a fed or anything.
I could watch that documentary, but you guys forget that my cushy position on this podcast means that I only have to interact with QAnon nonsense while recording.
It's incredible.
It's just the greatest gig in the world relative to having to report on QAnon.
I just sit here and you guys tell me crazy stuff and I react to it in media res.
The smartest person in the room.
Yeah, no kidding.
By several miles.
I would like more details on Ron's candidacy vis-a-vis how he's getting around residency.
I'm sure it's just that they own some shack somewhere and he's like filed taxes or something.
There, but yeah, it feels weird that he's doing an Arizona primary when there are other states that I feel like he would have a better chance in regardless of his name recognition.
See, I'm not sure that there is because like Arizona has taken on this sort of like mythical, you know, just sort of like MacGuffin like status in QAnon, thanks to the fraud it or whatever going on there.
So, like, I think, honestly, I think Arizona's a smart play for the guy.
I don't think he has a chance in hell, but I also didn't think Trump had a chance in hell, so what the fuck do I know?
Oh yeah.
I mean, Trump is always like the canary in the coal mine that like kind of makes anything like this scary.
Cause I remember, I think it was Huffington Post at one point, like declared that they were going to put Trump campaign news in their entertainment section instead of their news section.
Cause it was obviously so silly and stupid.
And then, uh, after a few months, it's like, Oh no, this guy is actually going to win the Republican nomination.
This guy is literally going to be one of two people that can become the president
on election day, and that's just like an actual thing that we have to
like come to grips with.
It's really funny to me in a way that Trump floated through so much of that
year on the campaign as being a wacky, goofy clown who couldn't possibly win.
And then you smash cut to four years later, and as Joe Biden is just
constantly leading in the polls and rolling closer and closer to an
inevitable victory, all of QAnon refuses to engage with Biden in any way,
shape or form, and they're waiting for Hillary Clinton to swoop in and take
the nomination away from him or for it to be a Michelle Obama or somebody else.
Like Trump had his like cloak of stupidity and dumb.
Yeah, who could have seen this coming?
rage, shielding him from like actual scrutiny from the left.
And Biden had his cloak of boredom shielding him from scrutiny from QAnon. And only in
the late hour, they're like, Oh no, the boring old white guy is going to beat our God
Emperor. How can this be?
Yeah, who could have seen this coming? Can New York go ahead and hurry up and nail Trump
on massive income tax evasion? That would, that would just make my day. Like
Speaking of fights between an opposing force and conservative lunatics, I've heard, or rather I've felt, a disturbance in the Twitter force this week as I've done my minor Twitter crawling, and it seems like there might be some cue-on-cue violence happening.
Yeah, I'm gonna dip off the floor and leave this to Gander, because they have been all over this.
This is why we've brought on an even more expert-y expert to discuss these battles where no matter who wins, we win.
Can you set the stage for us?
Introduce the players?
Sure.
Um, let me, let me, I'm going to say, I'm going to do you one better.
I'm going to set the stage from three years ago.
Oh, nice.
Can you do it like a boxing ring announcer?
I will not do that.
Fighting on the red corner!
So set the Wayback Machine to 2018.
QAnon has made the jump off of the poll board and onto social media in general and is starting
to get some attention.
The core group of believers who had signed on to a Tom Clancy beach novel of a roller coaster ride of double crosses and triple crosses and political machinations and 4D chess are now starting to get the attention of People who believe in Pizzagate and in Flat Earth and in a whole lot of other stuff.
And the two groups didn't, well, I say the two groups didn't like one another, but the truth is the original Q promoters thought that these people coming in with their wacky beliefs were going to discredit the movement.
They were going to be damaging to the movement.
And it got, I mean, not a lot of people were paying attention to QAnon really back then.
I'm here to tell you it got bad enough that that December, December 2018, Q actually did sort of a little Ask Me Anything on the boards.
And Q answered 16 questions that day, and four of them were just to settle arguments between the community about the shape of the Earth and who was alive and who was dead.
Seems like a missed opportunity not to answer 17 questions.
I was literally about to say that.
I would agree with that.
But at any rate, Q was directly asked, is the earth flat?
Q says no.
Q is directly asked, is JFK Jr.
alive?
Q says no.
And that AMA was the moment The response, I should say, to that AMA was the moment I knew that the monster had gotten up off of Dr. Frankenstein's table, because Q says, no, JFK Jr.
is dead.
And all the JFK Jr.
people, within minutes, have screenshotted the old Q drop that says disinformation is necessary, some things have to be kept secret until the very end, blah blah, and are quickly spinning up, well no, yes of course Q has to say that JFK Jr.
is dead, but he's really not.
Q is lying to us, as he said he sometimes does.
And they all just went on believing that JFK Jr.
was not only alive, but integral to the Q team.
And that was the moment that I knew something had really happened in QAnon.
That's so brilliant.
I will lie to you sometimes.
So then, it's just permission to pick and choose exactly what you want.
Exactly.
I mean, originally that drop was made because Q had been called out on a huge error.
And that's a whole other story.
It's not worth going into.
But Q's response was, I wasn't wrong.
I was lying, because These channels are all being monitored by the feds.
It's not just you listening to me.
It's all our enemies listening to me.
So I need to do disinformation sometimes to throw them off the trail.
Anyway, that was all the way back in 2018.
And then 2019 was the year of crazy.
Once this event took place, more and more groups joined QAnon with more and more fractious beliefs.
Which is when QAnon, over the course of that year, really started to factionalize.
Anyway, now we can jump forward to modern times where there is still a handful of this one, and I legitimately mean a handful, of people who still kind of Believe the old nonsense about this just being a spy novel and everybody else in QAnon believes something ridiculous and believes that Q has backed up their ridiculous belief in some roundabout way involving Gematria or whatever mechanism they need to do to decode the meaning they want to take.
Anyway, what happens every now and then is that one of the old school promoters boils over every now and then and can't deal with the nonsense because they are still somehow concerned three years later it's going to discredit the movement.
Like it hasn't been discredited, but that's fine.
Chief among this is Jordan Sather.
I mean, there are a lot of people who used to jump up and down on the real wacky stuff, but Jordan Sather has, since his ban from Twitter, made it part of his persona.
Jordan, as I am speaking to people who don't know anything about QAnon, and I've turned into this episode for the very first time, Jordan came to QAnon from the world of alternative health and ufology.
He is a big believer in the Miracle Mineral Solution, also known as MMS, sometimes derisively called bleach, as it is a bleaching agent.
But it's not something you're supposed to be drinking one way or the other, regardless of whether or not it's going to kill you.
And it has been occasionally touted as a supernatural substance.
Some might say snake oil.
Yeah, it's very much snake oil, but it was sold for a long time by someone who was selling it under the guise of religious exemptions to certain quality standards and FDA approvals.
It was a sacrament in this weird little church for a while.
Oh, and don't forget that he was actually on the Jim Jeffries Show on Comedy Central with other QAnon promoters, and they were all unanimous in their belief that Michelle Obama is trans.
Yes.
They were arguing flat earth versus round earth.
That was a sticking point for the four of them.
But Michelle Obama is a dude.
Boom.
Total agreement.
Four yeses.
Correct.
But Saylor came to QAnon and brought his sort of alt health audience with him.
And now, though he still is a firm believer in UFOs, he is someone who every time there is a story in the media about UFOs, he says, well, that's not the real UFOs.
That's a distraction story.
And he believes that the whole COVID thing will vindicate MMS eventually.
He does seem to be a true believer in MMS.
But his schtick within the QAnon community is objecting to the easily verifiably false stuff.
Which is weird that he's very much on the trans bandwagon, but fine.
He has a problem with people who promote things like the deep underground military bases and the earthquake cannons.
Oh, all the fun stuff.
All the fun stuff.
And over the last 10 months, he has made it part of his daily or weekly shtick.
And there are a few dozen people that he, I think he calls them the crew.
I don't remember, but they are on his special, special shit list.
He hates them most of all.
And the reason this particular episode all bubbled up starting about three weeks ago is that Both Lin Wood and QAnon Jon started giving referrals to people on Sather's shit list.
Saying, oh, these are truth tellers, and they have important things to say.
So, Sather made the, within QAnon, possibly the ultimate attack.
I mean, you can call someone a shill all day long, and they do.
But what Sather did was a step further, and he questioned Lin Wood's discernment.
A very special vocabulary word in QAnon.
Discernment.
Yeah, give me the quick breakdown on that, because that hadn't really come up on the show before, nor had I dived deep enough to have seen that.
That's a new vocab word.
Q uses the term use discernment a lot.
It's one of his favorite things to tell people how they can suss out the truth about what's going on in our world.
So he loves saying that to try to make him sound smart.
Yeah, you need a bunch of points in your discernment stat to know when Q is lying to you.
One of the problems is that I can call you a shill, and I am insulting your integrity, but if I say you lack discernment, I'm calling you a fool.
I'm calling you a moron.
Right, exactly.
Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?
I do bite my thumb at you, sir.
You're calling Marty McFly a chicken?
Yeah.
Anyway, this was a step too far, and Lin Wood came right out to 800,000 followers and said, I don't believe any of you should be following Jordan Sather.
This led to a whole week of Jordan basically saying, recounting all his war stories about Lin Wood.
Here's this time that Lin Wood said that Ghost Ezra was someone you should listen to.
Here's this time that Lin Wood, you know, supported this nonsense theory about deep underground military bases.
Here's this time, all these events, he's just recounts them over the course of the week.
And Again, Lin, and I'm going to pause for a moment, because there's an important thing to point out about Lin Wood.
There are a lot of people in the Q movement who are in it for a variety of reasons.
Lin Wood stumbled into his role in QAnon.
He did not seek it.
He wasn't trying.
He just is no smarter than your Grandmother who believes in QAnon, which is terrifying.
He was an actual general.
And yet we watched lawyer.
He was a lawyer, not a lawyer.
Who am I thinking of?
You're thinking of Flynn.
You're thinking like Flynn.
God, Lynn Flynn.
All these idiots.
No, we watched him stumble into the movement within the life of the podcast within a year.
So yeah, the thing that's interesting about Lin Wood and the reason I bring it up is because A lot of people will get involved in these little fights because they're worried about market share.
That's one of the big reasons why some of the longtime promoters don't like the new crazy stuff, is the new crazy stuff grabs eyeballs.
So yes, they can say all day long, oh, it's cheapening the movement, it's discrediting the movement, but they're also watching their viewer count go down and they're watching Ghost Ezra.
I mean, Ghost Ezra, again, huge channel, and talking about nothing but goofy stuff until he started talking about Nazi stuff.
At one point, Jordan Sather was so miserable and butthurt over Ghost Ezra eating his lunch that he changed the name of his channel to Ghost Sather.
He was just so sad that he'd been dunked on so aggressively by the flat-earth neo-Nazi.
By comparison, is someone who is sharing these wild theories from the shit list people, not because Lin is trying to draw eyeballs.
He doesn't need them.
He's got a million followers on Telegram.
He's sharing them because he's genuinely wondering whether it might be real.
Like, Lin is not right.
He just happens to be The world's most famous belligerent uncle who believes in QAnon.
Yeah, this is one of the things that I've often said about Trump, is that the danger isn't that QAnon believes in Trump, it's that Trump believes in QAnon.
There were those stories about him asking people about the Arizona audits and demanding any news stories about that be sent to him so he could watch them on YouTube and stuff.
Trump was getting excited about that shit!
He was like, oh my god, they're going to overturn Arizona!
I'm going to be the president again soon!
This is great!
It's like, oh my god.
This guy who was actually our president is now like buying into QAnon hopium about being reinstalled as president because my fellow guy told him it could happen.
So Lin saw Sather mouthing off all week and he also saw a much more, I mean, he's a more minor Q promoter named Qtah.
And Qtah has I would say Qtas defining characteristic is that he is just almost sweetly dumb.
Like he's so naively dumb about stuff.
He's like Andy Dwyer if Andy Dwyer loved the alt-right.
Yeah, he's like, the best comparison I can make is, there is a movie out there, if you have never seen Orgasmo, go see Orgasmo, and Q-Tot is the hero of that movie.
He is Joe Young, a Mormon who does not understand how the world works.
And approaches things from this, again, almost sweetly naive point of view.
He just believes everything he reads on the internet.
Exactly.
I think Mike, from time to time, has called him a dumb puppy.
The dumb puppy of QAnon.
I've seen those posts.
That's IET.
Oh, okay.
That was actually going to be my question for you, is who is actually dumber?
Is it Incarnated or is it QTaw?
QTaw.
QTOT is more ignorant of the world.
IET has more of a manipulative streak.
QTOT is not manipulative.
Is QTOT like an actual Mormon?
He lives in Salt Lake City.
I do know that.
Well, I mean, they were dealing with somebody who thinks they could trick God by putting an erect penis in, but not moving it.
Yeah.
Lynn sees QTA supporting Jordan Sather in the comments.
And so the other day Lynn puts out a post naming both Jordan Sather and QTA by name and says, I don't know who these people are.
They're attacking me.
Maybe they're attacking me because they don't really know me.
So here and now I am inviting Jordan Sather and QTA to come out to South Carolina, come to my house.
We will all get together for a weekend and And I called it the Bleach Summit because it reminded me of the Beer Summit.
Anyway, invites them to do it.
Sather, being the smart one of the pair, shuts the living hell up.
Yeah.
It's a very bad idea.
Q-Tah puffs out his chest, in his digital chest I suppose, and Absolutely, Mr. Wood.
Of course I will come out, because you have some very serious questions to answer about whether you are a real patriot in this movement, sir.
And da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
And Lynn says, okay, well, I am a believer in Christ, and I am a patriot, and yes, come on out and we will do this.
Qtah says, okay, how are we handling this?
Are you paying for it?
And if not, how much am I going to be expected to pay for?
Because this better be worth my time to do it, and da-da-da-da, and you better be prepared to answer my questions.
And Qtah, and it becomes very clear watching this exchange, that Qtah does not understand Lin Wood.
QTOD does not understand that Lin is not a guy outside of a bar screaming, you want to go?
Oh, yeah, you want to go?
Oh, yeah, you want to go?
Lin Wood's gonna throw fists in a second.
And QTOD doesn't realize that until Lin Wood says, All right.
Well, you will have to pay for your own flight, but I will put you up while you are here.
I will just need you to check in with my security people.
They will need to know your name and your address so they can run a background check on you because no one comes into my property without me knowing who they are.
And that was the moment that QTAR realized this was happening.
That he was about to dox himself?
It's sort of, yeah. Now the fact is he's not actually all that hard to dox. If you want to spend an afternoon, you
can figure out who Q-Tah is.
Oh, I mean, for the record, I know who Q-Tah is.
But strangely, even though I know who he is, I can't quite answer the Mormon question.
I don't know that for sure.
I'd have to double check.
But this is the moment Q-Ton realizes it's real.
Knowing who he is is only the first part of unraveling the enigma that is Q-Ton.
The mystery of Q-Ton.
Suddenly there's a whole lot of backpedaling that needs to get done and the way that Qtah decides he's going to get out of this argument is even though in the previous message he said, are you paying for the flight?
Because if you're not, just tell me how much I will need to pay because I need to make this happen and make it worth my while.
Q-Tah pretends he never said that because he decides his out is, how dare you invite me and then tell me I would have to pay my own plane ticket?
How dare you, sir?
When you're serious about having this meeting, you will have to come to Salt Lake City.
He tried to do Uno reverse card.
Essentially.
If he is a Mormon, that will give him some sort of strong home field advantage.
Yes, yes.
What he didn't count on was Lin saying, okay, please give your name and your address to my security people because I don't go to someone else's house if I don't know who they are.
Then Qtah just deleted the entire conversation off of his telegram and pretended it didn't happen.
Of course he did.
Of course he did.
Brave Sir Robin ran away.
Of course he did.
It's so great.
And what's really funny about all of this is that was kind of the preliminary battle.
We haven't even gotten to the main event of the Patriot Double Down and the giant shitshow that that became.
The reason I wanted to start with this is because I wanted to start with an argument between someone who was a true believer, being Lin Wood, and contrast that with someone who is not.
I don't want to impugn the man's character, of course, but someone who is in it for the money, which is QAnon John.
Because the other big blow up was that QAnon John announced one of the very special mystery speakers at the Double Down
this weekend in Las Vegas.
And he announced that it was in fact Juan O'Sevan.
A foolishly nonsensical QAnon figure.
He is again, he's at the top of Sather's list.
Juan is someone who, I don't, he is someone who promoted the Wayfair are shipping children in cabinets.
He promoted that the Ever Given was stuck in the canal because the White Hats trapped it there because it was loaded with children.
And there are underground military bases filled with children.
And that's why the hospital ship is docked in New York.
And he has full-throatedly thrown himself behind Just about everything that was even suggested in QAnon for the last couple of years.
And a lot of it, obviously, panned out to be nothing.
So, over time, a lot, again, that same old crew, views Juan Oseben as one of the worst offenders in the say-whatever-falls-out-of-your-mouth-and-then-never-addressed-the-fact-that-it-wasn't-real-and-is-again-damaging-the-movement-and-whatever.
QAnon, John.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't he like most well-known for showing his feet?
Yeah, for being like an enigmatic figure who only shows his cowboy boots.
Correct.
And follow-up question, what is conservative QAnon supporters obsession with fine leather goods?
This is the second person.
I was so confused when I saw that.
I was just like, this guy loves cowboy boots and Ron famously loves cowboy hat.
Like, what's going on here?
Is that like an Americana thing?
It is.
It very much is.
It's a shorthand to being masculine and being Republican.
Oh, I mean, like, wow, when I see Ron Watkins rocking that hat, I can barely look at him.
He's so masculine.
Well, I mean, yeah, it's the whole, what's the old phrase someone used?
Whatever.
All hat, no range or something like that?
All hat, no cattle.
Yeah, all hat, no cattle.
One thing I was going to say real quick there is that masculinity is such a big part of this movement.
All you ever see on Gab is just guys being like, I'm out in the backyard chopping trees and my submissive wife comes out to me with our two little children.
My trad wife.
Yeah, my trad wife comes out with our two little children in her full pregnant belly.
We're a third one on the way and we're just all like living off the fat of the land because we're real, we're a real family and I'm a real dude.
It's way to raise my daughter to be subservient to a man the way that Christ intended.
Right, exactly.
All of that.
Every last bit of it.
I literally saw a truck the other day when I was out working that on the back said, just a conservative father trying to raise his kids not to be liberal.
That was a sticker that this man had purchased.
There you go.
And put on the back of his truck.
Yeah, you better keep them away from media comma all.
Yeah.
Just teaching my kids to be hateful the way God intended.
Just locking my children in a shack so they can't access the internet.
I mean, the right parts of the internet.
So, Patriot Double Down is the one happening in Vegas, and it got bumped from Caesars?
Yes.
So, yes.
Okay, so in one corner, we have 107.
Yep, and in the other corner, we had who I would have bet money that Jordan Sather was going to jump into the other corner.
After all, Sather is also going to the Double Down.
Sather hates 107.
Uh, and has complained about him for a year intermittently.
So I was, I was convinced that Jordan Sather was going to jump in there and attack.
And he absolutely did not.
Um, he, and again, it kind of, if you're looking for something to be revelatory about where one's priorities are, um, he suddenly had this well, You know, QAnon John says that he had a long talk with Juan, whose real name is Wayne Elliott, I think.
Sather always doesn't really call him Juan O'Seaven, he calls him Wayne Elliott.
had this long conversation and he says that, you know, that Wayne has something important he's going to say in his
speech, so I'm gonna take a wait-and-see kind of attitude and da da
da, which, you know, again says to me, I don't want to get, I don't want to shit in my own bed.
Yeah, I don't want to fuck up my money.
I need my appearance fee for this convention.
I really need it.
I gotta make rent this month.
I gotta show up.
I gotta take the stage with 107 and cut my WWE promo and get out of there with my check.
Maybe he's just mugging it up and playing nice and nice so that way it's a real shocker when he runs on stage and hits it with a folding chair.
You know, that is not off the table.
Seriously, I have thought about it.
That would be great.
I just want to be in the audience just for that so I can go, Oh my God!
Oh my God!
George Sinclair is despicable!
The opposition to this move, other than a sort of groundswell of people who also don't like Wano Saban, and I mean among the rank-and-file, I'm not talking about big promoters, the opposition to this came out of legitimately nowhere.
If you had said, Make a list of 25 people who are going to publicly come out and condemn QAnon John and the Patriot Double Down for putting Juano Saban on the microphone would not have been on my list.
A completely anonymous figure known as E the Friend, who has been through a half a dozen accounts.
He has claimed to be a highly placed source in the intelligence community, working closely with Q and Trump.
He is on my top five list of complete LARP accounts.
Someone who is pretending to be someone extremely important.
Is this Eye of the Spy?
It is probably iTheSpy.
Okay.
I literally called that guy exposed fraud and iTheSpy when I was talking about it.
Yep.
iTheSpy became eTheFriend, which became Friendly E, which became eWillHelpYou, which became... He's been through a dozen accounts before he finally gave up on Twitter and came to Telegram.
And apparently, this was news to me, behind the scenes has been very friendly.
With QAnon Jon, among others, because what he did was come out and post text messages between him and QAnon Jon.
Attacking QAnon Jon and the Patriot Double Down, he posted chat logs in which QAnon Jon says, I know you've warned me about Wano Saban in the past, but he sells tickets.
Like, it's right there, out of nowhere.
That's very honest.
Very honest.
I love it.
It just sounds like a 1970s indie wrestling scene, where they're like, I hate that guy, but we gotta book him because he's a draw.
He gets the ladies into the audience, and then he sells the tickets.
I just love the idea.
Oh, it's so awesome.
So what's weird is now, all the people Who would have objected to Wano Seivin, who I would have expected, I mean.
I mean, E is on the exact same list of Jordan Saithors as Wano Seivin, so I can't even imagine what Jordan is feeling right now, that Jordan decided to be like, oh, well, I'm gonna wait and see, and I'm still gonna go to the Double Down, and we'll see.
We'll see if it lives up to what John says, that Wayne is gonna come out and say something, and to see...
The friendly E come out of literally nowhere and just pants QAnon Jon to 100,000 followers.
It was amazing.
It was breathtaking.
And, again, a plot twist I never would have envisioned.
Like, the biggest larper.
I mean, it is hard for me to describe to our audience how much all of quote-unquote serious QAnon hated iTheSpy.
They detested him with so much passion because he was such an obvious fraud in such a ridiculously silly account.
But again, popular with the followers popular with the base.
Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. Again, they hate the fact that quote unquote, unserious shit is what sells. We just
finished fall cabal and in part 10. Janet Oh, goes on this long jag
about JFK Jr. being alive. And she even gives this thing where
like, what you said about that question, when someone asked you
if JFK Jr. was dead and Q said no, she was like, Oh, but when
When senior dies, junior is no longer junior.
So she was like, so that question didn't ruin it.
So she also said Trump's uncle has time travel technology.
Correct.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, which, you know, big, big fan of that.
When we started this podcast, I like straight up asked Mike, I was like, when did the aliens come in?
And Mike was like, never.
And I was like, boo, aliens are fun.
The rest of this is depressing and boring.
And yeah, for the rank and file on the internet, the crazy stuff is interesting and fun.
And they all want to live in that James Bond movie.
But yeah.
I am glad to see some of the grifters recognize that, because I don't mind these guys.
Yeah, I actually, oh man, so without really knowing any of the people involved, because why would I engage with these people if I don't have to, I did see people like Carver 2021 and all that posting these screen grabs, and I think maybe Dapper as well, posting screen grabs of this fight as it was happening.
And I was just like, wow, I don't know who these people are, but this seems like some Pretty messy blow up with receipts, and I'm here for it.
Like the part where it's just like, yeah, no, you don't like him.
He sells tickets.
So what are you going to do?
I was just like, you're not supposed to say that.
Or like, you know, you thought you were safe saying that to this dingus, but then this dingus leaked it.
So now 100,000 people are seeing you just be like, yeah, we want to put asses in seats.
Who cares?
Yeah, considering that, I mean, the reason it was so damaging was that he leaked these chats at the same time that John and his admins on his Telegram channel were trying to calm the tension.
Raised by a lot of their followers who had concerns about Wano Saban.
And they were doing a whole lot of listen.
We've had numerous conversations with him.
He's got some important stuff to say that you're really gonna wanna hear.
And we wouldn't, the fact that we are willing to put him on our stage should tell you that something important is happening and this and that.
So they were trying to build it up as though this is gonna be some momentous thing.
And then E drops, well, yes, I have to push him, he sells tickets.
Wait, so the logic was, the only reason we would let this crazy man on the stage is because he has something important to say?
Yeah, they are building it up like there is some grand announcement that Juan O'Sevan is going to make that is unskippable.
Right.
What's really funny here is even Ghost Ezra kind of got in on this because he was making fun of the Patriot Double Down, because apparently they still had like $3,000 VIP packages that they haven't sold yet, which, and Ghost was like, hey, look at those $3,000 packages, like, going like hotcakes, huh, guys?
Well, that was the other, yeah, that was the other thing that the screen grabs that E leaked.
He said the guy sells tickets and E's response is, you told me you were sold out.
And John says, we're not sold out.
And he's like, yeah, you said the other day you were sold out.
I took a picture of it because I was so proud of you or something like that.
And he says, no, no, no.
The hotel rooms are all gone.
We have not sold out.
And yeah, it's just extremely embarrassing leak.
Extremely embarrassing.
For him, not for us.
But I mean, you gotta kind of, I cringe even reflexively watching someone else be put in that situation.
Yeah, I was getting ready.
Before I managed to snag Gander for the pod, I was getting ready to crib all of Karma 2021's screen grabs for this section of the show, because it was just so delicious having all this Dirty Laundry aired, and I was very happy that she had catalogued all of it for us to partake of, as it were.
She's a great aggregate follow.
Yes.
If, like me, you just want somebody to help skim this horrible pond for the most delicious scum and service it for you, I highly recommend Carbon 2021 on Twitter for that.
She was an immediate follow for me.
She was laying out some stuff, and I was like, oh, cool.
I don't have to go find it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, man, yeah, I, like, I love the grifter battles, I love that we, when Q stopped posting, we did, we started, like, thought experimenting, like, where does it go from here?
Uh, and we're starting to see a lot of that fracturing, and them disowning the name QAnon is one of the most delicious things ever.
Where they're just like, oh no, that's the mainstream media put that on us.
I'm sure that it's only a matter of time before, you know, as they segment into different groups with their own sort of, you know, like, sure, we're all Christian, but I'm Baptist, and you're Protestant, and you're Catholic, and all that stuff.
As soon as they get to that point, I guarantee that one of them is going to proudly pick up the QAnon football that everyone dropped.
Like, everyone else is gonna be like, there are Qs and there are nods, but there are no Q or nods.
One of those groups is gonna be like, oh yeah?
Well, we're fucking Q or nod.
We're taking it.
That's one of the things I'm very interested in about is that, like, someone is going to, like, pick up the crown for their tiny segment of the populace and be like, I am your leader, and I am beholden only to Trump, but I will tell you what to think, and I will interpret the dictates of our orange god, and I'm not going to play nicey-nice with Frank Maddock or Jordan Sather or Grosses or anybody else.
It's my way or the highway.
And there's going to be a segment of people that are following that guy that are going to be like, okay, sounds good.
You're our boss now.
Oh, absolutely.
Yeah.
Speaking of the Orange God King, we're running a little long on the news segment today, but that's because we have a special guest star.
So let's talk a little bit about what Donald Trump has been saying this week, and let's lead with all the nice and kind things he had to say about Colin Powell, who died of COVID.
I'm sure that he was just like, man, Colin Powell, what a trooper.
I call him pal, light us into the Iraq war.
He's a monster.
I fucking hated that guy.
I always hated that guy, but he's dead.
So I'll try to be a little bit nicer about it.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
I mean, I wish I had it up in front of me.
Didn't he, he pretty much signed off that letter with just like, but he's
dead now, so rest in peace, I guess.
And of course, QAnon immediately seized on the fact that he was this incredibly
old man that was immunocompromised who was fully vaccinated and died of COVID.
So, the vaccine doesn't work!
Boom!
Checkmate, libs!
We did it!
We win!
Got him!
They got their definitive one case of somebody dying while vaccinated compared to the thousands and thousands of unvaccinated people dying, like, left and right and center, but you know.
It also has nothing to do with his age or any sort of comorbidity, but you know, shh.
Shut up.
Hey, can we just count our lucky stars that they didn't say Q had him assassinated?
I mean, let's... Wow, yeah.
Oh, if the real Dark Judges still existed, or maybe he does exist on Telegram somewhere, I haven't found him, I'm sure the real Dark Judges ordered the hit.
I'm sure he's celebrating his brutal murder of Colin Powell.
Wait a minute, I thought that only the Clintons were murdering people.
No, no, no.
One of the prevailing theories is that John McCain was executed by the Q team for treason.
Yes.
Right, I remember that.
And he had his flag wrinkled so we knew he was a traitor, as Janet O told us.
What?
God damn it.
I need to see that written down anywhere where a traitor gets a wrinkled flag.
They just don't give you a flag and they don't... whatever.
God damn it.
These idiots.
When you are proven to be a seditious, traitorous agent working against the efforts of the United States government, they will still give you a flag.
They will drape it ceremoniously over your coffin, but they'll put a little wrinkle in it so that people know.
Yes.
So the real ones know.
So the real patriots who are being told can look at it and just be like, I see another shadow message from our Trump overlord, who is also secretly still the president.
Right.
I mean, it was at McCain's funeral that these supposed envelopes got delivered to, wasn't it?
No, that was Pappy Bush's funeral.
Was that Herbert Walker's funeral?
Yes, that was Pappy Bush's funeral, because that's where you see Jeb and W, and they're so sad and broken up, and it's because their dad died, but QAnon takes their sadness and their emotions and they're like, they're sad because they know they're going to be arrested now.
They're sad because they're gonna get it.
It's like, their dad died, you idiot.
It's the funeral of their father.
They're laying their father to rest.
That's kind of an emotional moment for people.
I mean, in their defense, those people did get arrested.
Wait, I'm getting word from the booth.
Still not arrested.
Okay, so... I apologize.
That's why they still have their ankle... ankle bracelets.
Anyway, I'm just saying we should count ourselves lucky that they didn't spin up a he's-been-executed myth.
And then Trump went on to bemoan that woke culture had quote-unquote cancelled Thomas Jefferson, who was the author of our Constitution, and QAnon rallied around Trump's statement where both they and Trump admitted their total ignorance of
who actually drew up the Constitution because Jefferson was an envoy in France at the time and the Constitutional
Convention was in Philadelphia And we didn't have text messaging back then so Jefferson
couldn't get in his two cents about what was going on Via like iPhone messenger as it were. Yeah, Jefferson was
too busy developing his crippling addiction to French wine
Yes Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, this is the same guy who, again, and I bring it up periodically on the podcast, this is one of my favorite Trump anecdotes.
This is the same guy who claimed during that interview that the Bible was his favorite book, but when pressed on what his favorite passage is, literally could not come up with one.
He just couldn't do it.
Just all of it.
Just all of it.
So good.
It's all just so good.
Like, it's cover to cover.
It's just incredible.
They're just like, yeah, but specifically one part of it that really stands out to you.
He's like, you know, I don't really want to get into that.
The whole thing is just awesome.
To be fair, he probably does like the part where Lot's daughter has sex with him.
Yeah.
Probably.
He can't get enough of Lot and his de-sexing stick.
He is all about that shit.
The thing I love about that is that even if you are the most unreligious person in the world, you just say Sermon on the Mount, and that just covers you.
Your ass is covered, because that's everyone's favorite Jesus speech.
And you're done.
You're all set.
And the fact that he couldn't even have done enough interview prep for that moment to have that soundbite at the ready, it just goes to show how this idiot has glided through life with no consequences for anything he has ever done.
Or you could just be like Genesis 1 because, you know, it's the part where God creates Earth and I love Earth because that's where America is and an eagle flies over it.
Whatever.
Right.
What was the cue code when Trump held the Bible upside down in front of that burned out church?
What did that supposedly mean?
That Trump is our God and we worship him.
It means listen to more Carpenter Brew.
Anyway, so that seems to be all the news that's fit to print for this week.
Do we want to roll into our listener questions?
That sounds like a plan to me!
Our listeners got questions, we got answers.
It's time for Q and A. So Clidora Silverstri asks, does anyone else think that Matt Gaetz's weird facial expressions makes him look like a real-life version of the original Max Payne PC game model?
Wow, that is such a good poll.
Yes, absolutely.
I don't know.
Ask his future cellmate.
I love that... I think it's a Twitter profile that just photoshops his forehead being ever bigger.
They'll just take a photo of Matt Gaetz and double the size of his forehead.
I love that shit.
It's so good.
Speaking of which, when is that guy going to get arrested?
I mean, come on.
Come on, the government.
You've had several months.
You've had several months and his best friend who was there for all of that shit testifying so hard that you can't arrest him.
Yeah, they have literal receipts.
The guy, I think I mentioned it a week or two ago, but the guy that's cooperating, he got his sentencing pushed back another six months because he's cooperating so hard.
Yeah, generally that guy is rolling over so hard it's like he's tumbling through space in that movie Gravity.
But still, nothing has come of it yet.
It's like, what is happening?
Let's get to the payoff here.
We, the hosts of Hellworld, are not like QAnon where we can be endlessly placated by a result.
Now, who do we hope Gates flips on?
many years away. Yo, government, let's cut to the chase here. Let's, uh, let's, let's,
let me see the newsflash. Matt Gaetz indicted. Let's see that. Let's go.
Now, who do we hope Gaetz flips on? Cause he's gotta have dirt on someone.
Uh, I want him to flip on DeSantis cause I, cause I love that Fox News has tried to
pump up DeSantis as being this, like their next hope, their next Trump.
So I would just love for, like, DeSantis to actually also have a Venmo account where he's, like, sending payments to 17-year-old girls with the memo line, not sex.
Totally not for illicit sex.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
So the answer to your question is a yes, and we thank you for it.
Placeholder asks, did any of you three, well now four because we snuck Gander on the show and you didn't know it was coming, Placeholder, see Mike Rothschild dunking on Bad Company and getting Twitter banned?
And B, see his fan response and start swapping terms to make them sound like QAnon responses?
What?
No, for those of you who don't know who Bad Company is, he's basically what you would call a
LARPy Blueanon account where he's constantly posting shit like, I hear the indictments are
coming for Ivanka or like Don Jr's about to be in some hot water or Donnie Two Scoops himself is
about to be in the barrel. And he it's just this guy who's just constantly hyping up the bad shit
that's going to happen to the Trump family and their associates.
And much like QAnon is obsessed with Hillary going to jail, there are people that are obsessed with Trump going to jail, and they'll believe any opium peddler who's peddling bullshit about that happening.
So, Bad Company got all this attention and stuff, and I don't exactly know why he got banned, but He eventually got banned, and then when Mike Rothschild and other QAnon debunkers were like, look, stay away from Bad Company, he's a hopium peddler for the left, it's a bad look.
Don't get involved with him.
People were like, you shut up!
I love Bad Company!
Leave him alone!
And it's like, oh God.
Like, I followed him for like a few weeks, and then I realized exactly what he was doing.
And I'm like, no, if I want my hopium, I will stick with Tom Chicago, the guy that's constantly doing updates on Trump's dementia that will render him an invalid, but that never happens.
Or how about just, like, actual news reports?
Because very rare is it that some, like, hyper-liberal, you know, Democrat or whatever gets pinched for some bullshit, but, like, pretty frequently that's happening to Republicans, so... Yes.
Like, if you're into that just, like, oh my god, the conservatives finally getting pinched, just watch the news.
It will happen because they're bad people.
Yes.
Like, we just got done talking about how we're waiting for the other shoe to drop on Matt Gaetz, and it's not because we're blue-and-odd idiots that are just, like, getting high off of hopium.
It's because the FBI has an informant that's, like, rolling.
He can't stop rolling!
He rolled.
He rolled so hard that, like, he's still gonna serve.
He got his 29-year sentence bumped down to I want to say it's like five years because he rolled so hard and they had him on human trafficking.
So he rolled real hard.
Yeah, it's like fucking Katamari Damacy over here.
He's rolling like those people chasing that cheese wedge down the hill and in somewhere in the United Kingdom, those lunatics that kill themselves for the cheese wedge.
We would have also accepted an Indiana Jones reference there.
Yes, absolutely.
So, thank you for the question, Placeholder.
PlusSizedGothModel asks, Will John Gruden be speaking at Q Conferences anytime soon?
I think the Grudes is a little too highbrow for QAnon.
I can totally see him getting on Fox, though.
I can totally see Gruden complaining about being cancelled and how it's all bullshit.
I'm surprised he's not fucking on Tucker Carlson right now.
I know, I know.
That dum-dum Travis Tritt got an interview on Tucker Carlson.
I don't know if you saw that shit.
The Chevron was just like, country superstar Travis Tritt battles against evil corona vaccine mandates.
And they didn't put quotes around any of that shit.
Fox News was just straight up with a Chevron on the screen calling corona mask mandates evil.
And they were just like, wow.
Is that not editorializing?
I mean, is anybody going to...
You're a new state?
Okay, I got it.
I guess.
I did the dumbest thing in a long time and I saw someone on Facebook posting how Fauci
funded gain of function research.
at the Wuhan lab and I was like, hey, that's not true that that whole rumor was started
by Tucker Carlson. And I thought saying that would disprove it right there. I was wrong.
They just were like, well, Dr. Rand Paul proved it.
And I was like, no, Republican Senator from Kentucky, Rand Paul, did not disprove anything.
He was not acting as a doctor.
But yeah, anything said on Tucker Carlson should just be taken as like, I mean... Who the hell would cite Rand Paul as a positive?
Isn't he best known as being a punchline from over a decade ago?
Like, what the fuck?
Hence me doing a dumb thing.
I thought, like, hey, here are these receipts.
And, like, I'm not saying the rest of your post was wrong, just that, like, there was no gain-of-function research in Wuhan.
And they were like, ah, spike proteins.
And I was almost like, you explain to me what spike proteins are, and then I will trust you.
But yeah, no.
You just have to remember, Sarge, that these people are just, they are immune to receipts.
Because, like, evidence that disproves anything that they believe is like, it's inethimate.
They have a force field like Magneto from 92X-Men around them that blocks all that shit out.
Gravity squeeze!
Yeah, safe inside of their bubble, they can still believe that Dr. Fauci engineered COVID-19 himself to administer as a bioweapon to destroy America, and then the Chinese government was like, good, let's test it on our own people first for some reason.
Yeah.
So, thank you Plus Size Golf Model for taking us on that segue, or detour as it were.
Snorlax CPAP hits up L and says, Hey L, you are now the top campaign advisor for Ron Watkins.
How do you get Ron to win his seat and then become President of America?
Inject him with a personality.
Uh, yeah.
I mean, reroll his stats?
Could I get, like, appeal to his GM to allow him to reroll his stats?
But, that aside, uh, honestly, so, honestly, I think that...
I think he would probably do better in the long run if he just embraced the fact that he's just sort of like a nerdy, sort of young-ish goober, right?
Like, he likes anime, he lives in Japan, he goes to the soap house or whatever.
This is all stuff that will appeal to a surprisingly large demographic of basement-dwelling white people in the United States.
And those basement dwelling white people probably could be motivated to some sort of political action if the right candidate wanted to scratch their belly.
So I don't think there's really any realistic way he could win now, but I feel like he could start laying the track now to maybe build his own base of American needs to like come out in force for him, you know what I mean?
Like, there are people out there that are just scared because they're white and they see a lot more brown people around them when they have to walk to the convenience store for snacks or whatever.
Or probably more likely that their Uber driver is brown.
And they're just like, I don't like that for reasons that I don't quite understand.
And, you know, I feel like Rod Watkins, he's he's not brown, he's Asian.
And those people love Asians.
Come on, man.
He's like, I love Japan just like you do.
I watch anime just like you do.
So that's how I would do it.
If I were him, I would lean harder into the nerdy side of my persona and just hope to get some traction like, you know, 10 or more years down the line as these basement dwellers decide they want to crawl out the woodwork for voting.
He would need to endorse mail-in voting, and I don't think he could do that.
Yeah, that's kind of anathema to their movement.
So we had that question, and now this is probably up both El and Dapper's alley.
Jordan Sather is now a D&D character in a campaign, UDM.
Please describe details from his character sheet and how you incorporate him into the adventure.
Does he have resistance to bleach poison?
Or is he some sort of alchemist that throws bleach at people?
I'd lean that way, I think.
I mean, if I was really doing it... I mean... Well, what edition are we playing?
That's the real question.
He could have a feat.
Feats give you an assortment of minor benefits, right?
So he could have some sort of QAnon-centric feat that gives him resistance to poison so that he can inject all the bleach he wants to into his body to cure whatever illnesses he thinks it cures.
He could suck down ivermectin like a champion and just be fine.
Maybe it gives him, if it's 5th edition, advantage on persuasion rolls against the gullible.
I feel like he would be a very high level cleric of a god that didn't exist in the campaign world.
He's very homebrew.
Let's say for him that it's 5th edition and then bonus points for any insight into his 2nd edition or AD&D character that you can give me.
Well, like all 2nd Edition D&D characters, if he's anything below level 10, he's probably got anywhere between 2 and 15 hit points.
Because, man, 2nd Edition was dangerous!
Your characters did not have survivability in that game.
It was just like, you know what?
That should be Rod Wackett's campaign platform.
Make D&D dangerous again.
We have six edition coming in like two years.
Ron Watkins, total party kill, all day, every day.
That's what we're here for.
The biggest problem with questions like this is like, guys, I love you babies.
I love you so much.
And I love the support, but I can't stress this enough.
I don't know who the fuck these people are.
Like, we even had Dapper on the show today to explain who these people are.
I still don't know who they are because I just don't care.
I just can't be, I just can't be fucked to care about any of these people.
Like, Jordan Sather and Q-Tah and all these dum-dums, like, they're all just equally the same to me.
So, like, what's their D&D character?
Some stupid fucking orc that the party kills, because they're just one of any number of faceless monsters, but this is the one that happens to have the bonus action that gives, like, plus 1d4 to all the attack rolls of their minions.
That's fair, and probably more than Sather deserves.
I had somebody tell me that they were in a supermarket one day, and they actually saw Jordan Sather shopping, and the man put his cart at the end of an aisle, and then would literally walk down the aisle, grab an item, drop it in his cart, and then go back down the aisle for the next item, and repeated that process like six times.
Supermarket sweep rules?
Is the like- Nice.
What?
It was like he was aggressively trying to get his steps in.
So he was just like constantly just one item, back down the aisle, one item, back down the aisle, one item.
Like, is he in some way neurodivergent?
I don't know.
I don't know.
That was just, like, basically the guy saw him, started laughing, was like, do I confront him because I know him from Poker's Twitter feed and what a wackadoodle he is?
And then he's like, no, I can't deal with this.
I'm just not going to do it.
And then he saw Sather performing this ridiculously weird act.
I sure hope it was just him being like weird for weirdness sake or whatever and certainly not that he's neurodivergent because I'd really like to be able to keep making fun of the guy.
That's not me making fun of the neurodivergent, that's me asking a real question because I don't want to make fun of a genuinely crazy person.
No, I mean, I had like I had the same sort of thought because that obviously like sort of seems to my untrained eye, like it could be some sort of obsessive compulsive behavior.
Yeah, but it could maybe he is just trying to get his steps in.
Maybe he did.
Did he keep glancing at an Apple Watch or whatever?
Basically, the person who sent me that apologized for not filming it and also didn't give any more details beyond that.
So this is, again, a person on the internet.
Take it with a massive grain of salt.
It may never have happened, but it was a hilarious story for me to share.
Also, I mean, that is really funny, but don't feel bad about filming somebody without their consent, because unless they are breaking a law or doing something dangerous, you should not be doing that.
Do not film people without their consent just because you don't like them.
If they are doing something dangerous or law-breaking or, you know, there's a reason for you to have a receipt of your interaction with them, then do it.
But don't just do it because you dislike a person.
Right, exactly.
Do not spite film.
So thank you for the question.
Our last question of the week is Reverend Xenofact saying, the GQP will take the dumbest, most self-destructive health advice.
If a troll got them to take yet another dangerous fake medical miracle cure, would we even know that they were being trolled?
Hmm.
I mean, I think he answered his own question.
Like, you know, Like, I, I, we've gone through bleach, ivermectin, um... IV lights.
Yeah, Donald Trump suggested just actual sunlight and Windex or whatever as possible cures for coronavirus.
So, I, I am in, without, like, doxing myself, I'm in direct relation to several nurses, and they have told me that they have had to tell their patients to No, they won't subscribe to Myvermectin because it is an antiparasitic and does not have any evidence of doing anything, but also told them to not use betadine as a mouthwash.
Oh right, yeah, the betadine thing.
Yeah, Beta Dyne was the new hotness, but it hasn't caught on the way Ivermectin did.
Yeah, I guess it's just too easy to get.
They should rebrand it as Alpha Dyne, and then Q would be all over it.
Boom!
Nailed it.
Sigma Dyne.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Fuck these clowns.
I don't know, like, at this point I think that they will believe anything as long as it comes out of the mouth of the right person, so I look forward to a few weeks from now when they're just like, whip, it's Cure's COVID-19!
And then like, ready whip, and the can just starts selling out everywhere as conservatives will just start blasting nitrous into their face.
There was a, Julian's rum returned from his exile and he actually had a post where he was like, look, I know this is anecdotal, but just work with me here.
I've had friends who were not scared of COVID and they got it and they had no problems.
Then I got friends who were scared of COVID, got it and they died.
So if you're not scared of COVID, it won't hurt you.
Whoa, shut up.
Did he just take the Dune approach?
He's like, here's the mind killer.
Just like let it flow through you and COVID can't hurt you.
COVID can smell your fear.
Yeah, my favorite thing about Julian's room coming out of retirement was that he did it three days after he got an auto warning from Telegram that his account would be deleted.
And he came back and had the absolute and this is so this is four or five months of inactivity, complete inactivity.
He gets the warning.
He's back three days later.
And He immediately comes out and goes, now I don't want any of you to think that I only came back to keep my account from being, just because that's not it.
I've just, I've been working on some stuff.
I've been working on important stuff and it's just taken this long.
Certainly not a YouTube video.
Right.
And then he, and then he rehashed like a whole bunch of Suez Canal conspiracy theories.
I really want him to get to get back on his platform and just start promoting like, cures for COVID that he's just lifting from like, anti like, you know, preventing bear attacks or whatever.
Like, if you suspect that you have COVID-19, just present yourself as a large threat.
Because COVID doesn't like entities that are larger than it.
Or like, or you know, like shark, like, if you think you're going to contract COVID, just punch it in the nose.
Yeah, wear goggles on your belt.
Bears are sharks.
Or COVID.
I mean, well, the second one was sharks.
I just want it to be, I said bears.
I want it to be all wildlife.
Yes.
If COVID presents its tail, it will spray you.
Yes!
Yeah, if you suspect that you have COVID-19, move in a zigzag pattern.
Because they can only see straight ahead of them, so zigzag it.
Now remember, COVID's eyesight is based on movement.
It's visual acuity.
No, I heard that.
So hold very still.
Oh, absolutely.
Yeah.
I heard to get rid of COVID you have to bathe in tomato juice.
It's the only thing that'll actually remove it.
None of us are doctors.
Don't take any of this is serious.
Jokes are jokes.
If you believe these things, you deserve what you get.
I'm gonna have to post a link to this on Twitter or whatever, and I don't want Twitter to just be like, you've been flagged for COVID disinfo.
Yeah, Twitter, it's a joke.
If you've got like some fucking robot AI or whatever listening to this, it is a joke.
What are you talking about?
I've been holding perfectly still for months, and I am fine.
And I am a big fat person, so I am always presenting myself as a larger target.
COVID would never fuck with me.
I'm just so big.
That's why I painted fake eyes all over my body, so that COVID always thinks I'm looking at it.
Exactly.
So, and we end, as always, with our question in numerous from the now newly rebranded Scareman Walkman.
What are you looking forward to?
Uh, I got to, I am looking forward to seeing Dune in theaters.
I recently saw, uh, let there or let there be carnage.
And so just being able to go back to the movies, I've said this before, but I'm still enjoying it, but I'm actively looking forward to, uh, going and seeing the first half of the first Dune and just like letting my ass meld into the seat.
Cause that thing's going to be like three hours of gorgeous sci-fi gibberish.
Is it going to bum you out when you never get the second half of that movie because it's going to make zero dollars?
Because it's like a three hour long sci-fi epic and I don't think even COVID stir craziness is going to get people to go see it.
And I should stress, I love Denis Villeneuve.
I thought Blade Runner 2049 was awesome.
I think that he's really the only person I would want to make a Dune movie.
And I'm still just like, geez, I have no idea if this is going to make a single cent.
See, I'm never going to get the second or the third one where it begins getting even crazier.
Because Dune, the first one, is the tamest of the, what's six books?
I don't even know.
And yeah, Dapper Dose, you've read that.
If you don't get to wearing a suit of armor made of fish, then I don't even want to talk about it.
Oh man, yeah.
What's up with sci-fi authors and fish?
They all just really like fish.
I don't know what the deal is.
Maybe it's just because it's really easy to compare space to the ocean because it's the closest thing.
Like humans, most humans will never be in space.
So when they think of it, they're just like, yeah, it's kind of like the ocean, but you know, black.
So yeah, I'm looking forward to Dune.
Hopefully you guys have some movies that you can safely go to and are looking forward to as well.
El, what are you looking forward to?
I've been playing a bunch of board games recently, and I have plans to do board game night again this evening, which I am looking forward to, although I think we're playing Scythe, which I'm sort of lukewarm on as a game.
But I have been playing some of the other... Only because you suck at it.
Some of the other Slate of Stonemaier games releases.
I recently tried Viticulture and Tapestry for the first time.
I liked both of those.
I continue to play Wingspan, which I enjoy if you're not playing with the new board or the Nectar expansion.
So yeah, I'm just generally excited to be getting back into my passion for board gaming, which is robust.
Now that I'm back in the city, I can scratch that itch.
You got anything for us, Dapper?
I am really... I'll one-up all this nerdiness.
I am really excited about this ridiculous Disney Star Cruiser hotel.
Are you excited because you're planning a trip to do it?
Well, I mean, it may be in a couple of years.
It's not cheap at all.
No, it's like $1,500 or whatever.
That was what happened to me.
I was like, wow, I didn't think I'd ever have money like that.
There was a release that came out the other day that answered the biggest question I had, which is, is Disney's adult costume policy suspended for the Star Cruiser?
The answer is yes.
You may be in costume for the entire three-day thing.
Which, again, that was my biggest worry is that, I mean, if I was ever going to drop two grand on a three-day, essentially, murder mystery weekend on a Starliner, I do not want to be standing next to someone in a Who Farted t-shirt.
So the costume policy has been suspended.
You can be there.
There are going to be cast members in full costume all over the place.
They have introduced the idea that you sign up for role play sessions.
During the event, at the beginning of the event, you pick a First Order, a Rebel, or a Smuggler storyline, and you are invited every day, once in the morning and once in the evening, to the place where you meet a non-player character who's being played by a cast member.
Who and you do a little mission in the Star Cruiser where you have to run over here and do a thing and run over here and flip a switch and do whatever.
And you do that.
And it's every storyline has sort of five segments that happen over the course of the three days.
It sounds absolutely fabulous.
I don't want to spoil anything for you, but I want to mitigate your disappointment if you ever book this trip.
Don't go Smuggler because the cast member NPC you interacted with, his name is Hoof Arded.
So I really don't want you to go there and be disappointed.
We didn't deal with Hoof Arded all weekend.
Did they answer the question about whether or not the new lightsabers are for cast members only, or are those going to be commercially available?
They have held on to that as far as I know.
I know you, if you do the lightsaber training experience as part of the three-day thing, I believe you get to handle one, but whether or not you can walk out of the Starliner with one again, I do not know.
Yeah, I was literally just reading about, uh, in the, I'm on the Star Cruiser website and they said, uh, learn the traditional art of wielding a lightsaber and also face off against, wield a lightsaber as you face off against a remote training device.
So yeah, it doesn't say if you get to keep it, but you definitely get to use a lightsaber and get taught how to use one, which I think, I'm assuming it's probably going to be something similar to the tech they use in the Harry Potter world at Universal Studios or whatever it is, where they've just got some like near-fail technology or whatever.
Because in the Harry Potter world you can get a wand and you can do wand stuff in front of targets and they will interact.
I'm assuming the lightsabers you'll just be able to like fake reflect blast back at it and at some point it will like explode or fall over or whatever.
Yeah, the concept art looks incredible and the actual pictures are crazy.
Do you know if the rooms are themed differently based on which faction you choose?
As far as I know, they are not.
What I do know about the rooms is that every window in the Starliner is a screen.
Yeah.
So when you are in your room and the ship jumps to hyperspace, everybody's window goes hyperspace.
And when you're orbiting above a planet, everyone can look out their window and see the planet below.
But as far as I know, the different rooms are simply, there's like a captain style suite that can sleep up to 12 or something like that.
And they're all very, very, very expensive.
Has there ever been a company, well, I guess maybe Apple, but besides that, like besides Disney, that has been so easy to hate and so easy to love in equal measure?
I mean, like everybody wants to poo-poo on Disney, but every product they release is something that I'm deeply interested in.
Yeah, I got to play in this Sabacc tournament.
That's from four to five on the second day.
Uh-huh.
I mean, how good of a tournament can it really be if it's only running an hour?
But yeah, I don't want to take any part in any Sepah tournament that doesn't cut to a top eight after the Swiss rounds.
Yes, damn right.
Ah, man, so I am going to very underwhelmingly state that I'm looking forward to watching more Taskmaster, because I haven't fully caught up on the current season, and Elle, right before we hit the record button, told me that season two of the New Zealand show Yeah, what's wrong with you?
If you're not watching Taskmaster, you have made a terrible mistake.
Yeah, what's wrong with you?
Immediately.
Taskmaster is the funniest shit on television, period, point blank.
Yeah, like the best thing that COVID did for our world is giving people an opportunity to sit down
and watch Taskmaster. It's so good.
If you're not playing Taskmaster with your friends and family at home, what's wrong with you?
Right, exactly, exactly.
I can't believe there's not a home version of this game.
There absolutely should be.
So, Dapper, after you obtain all of your immense wealth to do Starliner cruises and all that other stuff, we need to have a meeting with Little Alex Horn, and that's where I'm going to... Little Alex Horn!
And that's where I'm going to pitch to him my idea for the American version of the show, because they did an American version that was a half hour long and terrible.
But my version of the show would be called Letter of the Law, where you would have one host, you'd be kind of like the taskmaster, and then you get two celebrity co-hosts that can rotate on a seasonal basis, and the three of them are judges, and the contestants have to compete tasks that are quantifiable scoring based, no creativity, and then at the end of the tasks, the judges have to make a ruling if you violated the letter of the law or not, and assign penalties for what you did.
That sounds sort of interesting, although it's hard to elevate a picture show including the words no creativity.
Here's my picture of a show.
You get celebrities together, and you have them do stuff, and there's no creativity involved.
Oh, there'll be creativity in breaking the rules of the game, but I'm just saying the judges can't judge something because there's so many Taskmaster tasks that are just like, do a wacky thing, and the Taskmaster will grade who did the best wacky thing.
I just want this to be like, It's a comedy show, right?
Oh, I do. I understand. But I'm saying this show, I want my idea is more of a game show kind of thing,
where the comedy is people like failing spectacularly at the tasks,
but there's like a scoring phase.
And then the judges are like, yeah, you got seven balls through that hoop,
but the way you did it was absolutely bullshit. You fucking know it.
See, the funny thing is that I go the entire opposite direction from you.
My pitch would be a show like Taskmaster, but it takes place on a set like Legends of the Hidden Temple.
Yes.
And the show would be called Be the Genie.
And every round you are given a wish that you must, in some manner, make come true using what's in the room.
I like your show.
Your show has a good idea.
Yeah, your idea intrigues me.
I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.
I'm just gonna buy your show when it's made in Japan and re-chop it and air it here in America.
With bad dubbing, I hope.
Yes.
Oh, the worst.
Good.
My pitch for Taskmaster is just Taskmaster, because I think they nailed it.
Little Alex Ord has crushed it.
He has provided exactly the television show I've always wanted.
And I really just hope that it gets 100 seasons.
I want them to just be doing Taskmaster 50 years from now in front of a throne that's just the bones of Greg Davies sitting in it.
And you actually now win Greg Davies' skull.
Yeah, you take home his actual gilded skull at the end.
They're just using deepfake voice technology to make him interact with you still from beyond the grave.
That'd be great.
My favorite little moment in the show was there was a moment of controversy and Greg Davis just turned to Alex Horne and was just like, you've designed this whole show and then you set it up where you get to hide behind me when the bullshit happens.
And I just love that.
I just love the fact that it's just like, oh, you make me be the heavy, you little prick, even though you're 6'3".
So yeah, it was just great.
He claims that he's not tall, but he's not tall, he's Little Alex Horde!
All right, well on that note, I think it's time for us to wrap up here so everybody can go about the rest of their day.
Thank you so much everybody for listening, and especially thank you to Dapper Gander for joining us in our guest seat this week.
Dapper, where can people find you on the internet?
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Because it's Halloween, we are, of course, doing Spooky Movie Month.
Last week, we did Killer Klowns from Outer Space.
This week, we're going to be doing A Nightmare on Elm Street, the original, not the remake.
So go ahead and join us if you want a little more pop media fun, instead of the dour shit we have to talk about on Adventures in Hellworld.
So, for another successful episode of our show, with a wonderful guest star in the form of Dapper Gander, I have been your host Hellworld Elle, signing off for Hellworld Sarge, and as always, our wonderful expert of all things QAnon, Mr. Mike Rains.
