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Aug. 25, 2021 - Adventures in HellwQrld

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Adventures in HellwQrld Episode #49: GhostEzra Doxxed, Trump Supports Vaccine

GhostEzra has been exposed, Trump has been boo'ed, and the 1/6 commission is looking for some people to talk to. It's a fun filled week and the HellwQrld crew is here to tell you all about it. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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	♪♪♪ Hello everybody I
	I am Mike Rains, a.k.a.
	PokerandPolitics, and welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
	I am joined, as always, by Sarge.
	Hello from the internet.
	And the mysterious El.
	Hello, my beautiful ladies!
	So, uh, again, this is one of those weeks where we just have no news to talk about.
	Gonna have to dig into some old Q-Drops or something.
	I don't know.
	Or maybe literally everything happened this week.
	It's one or the other.
	So, uh, first things first, as always, we have to let you know that QAnon sometimes takes us to dark places that are not good for everyone to listen to.
	So we were going to talk about something, but something else happened.
	talks in depth about QAnon, which means we have to talk about all kinds of child abuse
	and violence against people.
	Listener discretion advised.
	So we were going to talk about something, but something else happened.
	So we in fact have breaking news.
	Dateline!
	August 25th, 2021, Washington, D.C.
	It is time for breaking news from the digital front lines!
	So the 1-6 committee that is trying to figure out exactly what happened when a bunch of QAnon and MAGA chuds stormed our Capitol in an effort to kill Congressmen, Senators, and the Vice President.
	Vacationing, hugging and kissing, etc.
	Peaceful.
	Peaceful, quiet people doing a peaceful, quiet thing that in no way was an act of sedition.
	Shiny, happy people holding hands.
	Yes, all of these things.
	Now you read us off some names before we got started.
	You want to give us the highlights of who they are wrapping up?
	So they have requested that all White House communications with a giant list of people From April 1st of 2020 to January 20th of 2021 be given to them.
	And that list includes our boy Alex Jones, his good friend Roger Stone, QAnon grifter Michael Flynn, OG QAnon promoter Tracy Beans Diaz, Proud Boys leader and FBI informant Enrique Tarrio, George Papadopoulos, There is an incredible rogues gallery of people on this list.
	Recently indicted Owen Schroyer got himself on this list.
	This is very interesting.
	Oh, the Jamoak that founded the walkaway movement, telling people to walk away from the Democratic Party, Brandon Strzoka, he got himself a ding on this also.
	How does his movement differ from your walk-a-walk-away movement?
	Less bear costumes.
	Yes, much less bear costume and I also want people to vote for the Liberal and not to be a conservative grifting shithead.
	Speaking of voting for the Liberal, given Seth Moulton's flying into Kabul and taking flights away from people who might need them, Wow, did you hear that Freudian slip there, Sarge?
	Yes, I did.
	He's so pilled.
	He's spilling the beans, the Tracy beans.
	Have we talked about Tracy beans before?
	Oh, we have, yeah.
	I love her dub name.
	I love her dub name showing up on this list alongside the names of just like regular-ass human being names.
	It's just like, Michael Flynn, Alex Jones, Tracy Beans, The Rope, Juju Mistoffelees, Grumdell!
	Like, you just like get down to the list and it's just like a bunch of real names and then dumb TikTok influencer names.
	Yeah.
	Well, sadly, on the actual format, she's just Tracy Diaz, but no one calls her that.
	I mean, that's her... that's the name she wants to be called by now, because Beans was her crazy edgelord days, but whatever.
	You're Tracy Beans, always and forever, Tracy.
	And because I'm obviously very impaled right now, Tracy, call me, please.
	Yeah, I mean, you know what they say, you can't put the beanie back in the bottle.
	Am I right?
	Exactly right.
	Am I right, guys?
	Oh, God.
	No, I'm shaking my head so much.
	If I was at the drum set right now, I would play The Sting for you.
	I would absolutely just bang on them drums.
	Sarge's cat agrees with you.
	Oh, you heard that?
	He's way back there.
	So this is really interesting that they've basically said, oh, I really forgot our boy Jack Postapak.
	He got his name on this list too.
	I'm stunned that the Watkinses didn't get their names on this list at this point.
	But they are, the 1-6 committee is looking into a lot of people here.
	They're kicking over some rocks.
	I mean, Lord knows what they'll actually do with this information.
	But I know that if I was to be a right wing grifter and suddenly they're like, hey, remember that act of terrorism that you guys committed on our Capitol?
	We would like to ask you a few questions about that.
	We'd like to see the receipts.
	Right, so that would kind of worry me a little bit if that was the situation that was going on.
	Maybe I'd be like, hey, yo, Mitch McConnell, remember when you could have had a bipartisan committee and Republicans could kind of throw some sand in the gears on this shit?
	Why did you block that and just give the Democrats carte blanche to start harassing me?
	Like, what the fuck?
	Come on, guys, let's be a little smarter about the politics here.
	And make sure that actual investigations into our treason don't bear any fruit, because that would make us sad, because we don't want to... So, the 1-6 committee is the House of Representatives panel that, because the Senate declined, because they won't get rid of the filibuster, the Senate declined to make a committee.
	This committee has Electoral- not electoral, they can call- Suprena power!
	Suprena power, there we go.
	Those are the words I wanted.
	Right, yeah.
	Because that was the thing that really confused me when I was hearing all this talk about the 1-6 committee and the Republicans were trying to block it.
	I'm like, did the Republicans just investigate Benghazi a million times of their own volition?
	Can't the Democrats just- Yeah, because they're emails.
	Right, exactly.
	I was like, can't the Democrats just investigate 1-6 because they control the House and can just do that shit?
	And then right after, like, the bipartisan full congressional investigation got blocked, Pelosi was like, well, we're investigating it anyways.
	And I was like, oh yeah, that makes sense.
	I'm glad that reality conforms to what I believed it to be, where, like, when you control one of the two houses of Congress, you can just have an investigation if you so desire it.
	Everybody gets Well, you know, the Dems needed to do their little political theater where they were just like, hey, Republicans, bipartisan anything?
	And the Republicans were, of course, like, no, bipartisan anything sucks, only Republican agenda forever.
	And then the liberals got to just be like, OK, cool, we're just going to do it anyway.
	Right.
	We're just gonna do the thing without your fucking support.
	But you know, Joe Manchin is still out there just like desperately clinging onto the filibuster as a concept because you gotta have bipartisan politics.
	Gotta have it.
	I mean, the Republicans clearly crave it.
	You're allowed to believe in different things, but sometimes the things other people believe in hurt people.
	So you're allowed to be upset with those people that believe things that hurt other people.
	Right.
	Also, you're allowed to believe in whatever you want, but believing that the Republicans are interested in bipartisan legislation and then having them demonstrably prove that they are not.
	Every single turn.
	At some point you're just sort of just like, hey Joe Manchin, what's your real reason for not wanting to abolish the filibuster?
	Is it just because you're secretly conservative in disguise?
	Like, somebody get the mystery team over here.
	Let's pull the mask off of this guy.
	Yeah, I mean, it's like, thanks Joe Manchin for getting us the $1,400 checks and all that stuff, but I mean, you do have a D next to your name.
	I understand it's West Virginia.
	I get it.
	I get that West Virginia makes this a sticky wicket for you, and we are never getting anyone as liberal as Joe Manchin out of West Virginia for like 30 years.
	West Virginia!
	Yeah, but still, I mean, come on, man.
	If you have the D next to your name, help us out a little here.
	Come on.
	Give us a little more, please.
	We beg of you.
	It's only the fate of our democracy, that's all.
	And no big deal.
	Speaking of giving us a little more, does the QAnon movement have anything to say about OnlyFans flip-flopping?
	Uh, they have yet to freak out about that because, like, that section of the, of QAnon is kind of where you have that, uh, weird Christian nationalist, uh, that's Torba.
	That's like Gab, the Gab guy's big thing is like that.
	Cause Gab and Telegram are like rife with OnlyFans, right?
	I'm sure they are but I mean at the same time is that like when you deal with like anyone of like gab high command it's all pornography destroys society like you marry your wife and just screw her to have little white Christian babies and a quiver full movement because God wants you to procreate and all of their sex is bad and it's just that kind of That really weird, like, just the 1950s were the greatest time in the world ever, always, mentality.
	So, like, obviously, I would think that, like, management at Gab would be like, OnlyFans is bad and awful, and even though, like, probably all of our non-QAnon neo-Nazi users are women who are on OnlyFans because they got kicked off of Twitter for being too sexually explicit.
	Like that dichotomy, I'm sure is something that he would never address in a million years.
	Like that is one of the literal things Tor about what has made clear will get you kicked off Gap is pornography.
	So you can question the Holocaust.
	Telegram's the big pornography one, because I've seen like captures and stuff, obviously screen caps from Telegram.
	And I knew one, I always flip them.
	I was like, I know one of these is just like rife with pornography.
	Yeah, I haven't gotten into the porn side of Telegram because that's just not where I am.
	I love the idea that all of these people that crawled their way out of any of these Chan or Coon boards are suddenly going on Gab and Telegram and letting people tell them that pornography is bad.
	It's like, wow.
	Way to forget where you came from, guys.
	I just, yeah, it's like I matured from like the chan boards and just all this hentai and other filth.
	And now I'm a good Christian boy who loves God and my wife, who is probably not real.
	I mean, it's She lives in Canada.
	Yeah, she doesn't go to our school, all that good stuff.
	It's really weird that that's the grown-up mentality that Gab tries to indoctrinate their people with, is just this, like, that, yeah, you had your crazy edgelord porn and atheism teenage years, but now it's time to understand that all of that was bad, and find faith in Jesus and all that kind of stuff.
	I really wonder how much of the Gab, like forums just like roll their eyes at torbus bullshit
	because he because he sounds like a 70 year old guy banging his clog screaming
	about the rapture and shit.
	And it's over as the owner administrator of gab.
	Yeah, and he literally has a cross emoji in his name. It's like, it's like
	Andrew tour about cross emoji American flag emoji. Yeah, he's like such a
	caricature. It's like ridiculous.
	Hey, l you want to take bets on what kind of vehicle torba drives?
	Uh, probably some fucking rolling coal big fuck off truck he doesn't need
	because he doesn't do any work.
	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
	He's just constantly begging people for money on the internet, but he still needs to have some fuckin', like, Ford 1050, that's right, four digits, because it's got two Emmys ducked in together.
	All the total capacity you need to not do a fuckin' thing with your life.
	Yeah.
	Uh, just to let you know what an unbelievable, ridiculous virtue-signaler Torba is, I just went to his Gab, like, homepage, and it's Andrew Torba.
	He only has the cross.
	I guess the American flag isn't cool anymore.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	His, his profile picture is- Neal for the cross, not for the flag!
	Yeah, oh yeah, all that.
	His profile picture is him in what looks like a suit, so it's either his wedding or some other important time in his life.
	He has a flower lapel, and he has a border around him that has the caption, not vaccinated.
	Cool.
	Of course you gotta do that.
	And his wallpaper is a log cabin in the woods.
	Because he wants to get away from society.
	I just love that he's just like, I just want to get away from civilization and live in nature and commune with the birds.
	And by the way, go on my hate social media platform where you can talk about what the Jews are really up to.
	I mean, it's just, it's just like he, you have to be so online to know about what Gab is.
	And yet he wants to pretend that he's like in the barren wilderness of the, of the, of the untouched Washington forests or something.
	How did we get to talking about this clown?
	Uh, I brought up, uh, to see if they were talking about OnlyFans, but, uh, you're right.
	It is time to stop talking about this clown and start talking about the news.
	From the digital headlines to the digital front lines, it's Q's in the News!
	But we are definitely not going to stop talking about clowns, because we have a big clown.
	It is quite the clown show.
	So our number one clown at the top is everybody's favorite neo-Nazi, Ghost Ezra, apparently decided to not practice any cyber security.
	And I'm not saying he doxed himself, but from what I saw, he kind of doxed himself.
	Oh, he didn't make it hard.
	That's basically what you need to know, is that Ghost has a real name, Robert Smart.
	Morg Robert Tom, am I right?
	Yes!
	That was the greatest thing ever!
	Someone immediately posted that in one of the The chats of the people who hate Ghost Ezra, and that was the greatest thing ever.
	I just loved it.
	It was more like Robert Dumb, boom!
	You nailed it!
	Maybe the sixth or seventh time I saw people making that joke on my Twitter feed, I was just like, alright guys, don't get me wrong, I am a huge fan of the ironically funny bad dad joke.
	I mean, Lord knows I make a ton of them on the podcast.
	But I don't have six people ahead of me making that same joke, and then I jump in as, like, number seven.
	It's like when you pull up to, like, a busy drive-thru, and there are already, like, six or seven cars, like, waiting in line at the drive-thru for Jack in the Box.
	And you have other options.
	You can just go continue to live your life, but you're like, you know what?
	No.
	I would like to wait in this line for Jack in the Box.
	I gotta have it.
	Right.
	And then you just pull up and queue up for Jack in the Box.
	There is one thing in the Massachusetts area that I have learned is that Wendy's has psychotic brand loyalty.
	There's this one area, there's literally a Wendy's and a Burger King across the street from each other, and I have seen eight cars in line for Wendy's and no one at Burger King, and no one just pulls out to go across the street.
	No one's just like, you know what?
	Burger King's the same fucking thing.
	I'm just gonna get some PK.
	I will save 20 minutes of my life and get the same slob thrown into a bag for me.
	Nope, they just can't do it.
	Gotta have that Baconator.
	They're just worried about the efficacy of the pulling out method.
	This is true.
	This is true.
	They are deeply religious, and they know that lights off missionary with your eyes closed is the way God in Torba wants it to be.
	This got real weird, real fast.
	Hey, welcome to the podcast, Sarge, in case you haven't been here before.
	Yeah, how am I supposed to avoid making some dumb joke when Mike Rades says the phrase, pull out?
	I mean, come on.
	Okay, as interesting as Wendy's is, take us through who Ghost Ezra is real quick.
	Before we get into who Ghost Ezra is, we should probably credit the good, good people who exposed who Ghost Ezra is.
	Yes.
	So yeah, we had so we had logically AI were the people that managed to like go through all of his stuff and like figure out who he was and then like vice and other news and other reporting agencies did articles explaining like, hey, this is how they found this guy.
	And then they like talk to people and got more details about this dirtbag.
	Who, hilariously enough, is denying everything.
	It is the absolute best that the Ghost Ezra channel is basically- What?
	Yeah, Ghost Ezra has literally said, hey, remember when people said I was this guy, and then they said I was this guy?
	Now they're saying I'm some guy named Robert.
	Ha ha!
	Guffaw.
	Yeah, I bet he's not posting any more fucking pictures of his local gas station, though, I tell you that much.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Or his own computer monitor.
	Yeah.
	So yeah, Robert Dumb, am I right?
	You are right.
	I am right.
	That guy, he is banning and deleting every comment that talks about him being Robert Smart.
	So he is obviously very sensitive about it.
	But as the saying goes on the internet, he's just going to tweet through it even though he's not allowed on Twitter.
	He is just going to power through being doxxed.
	And He is just going to pretend that this didn't happen because he just wants to keep LARPing on the internet.
	Just wait until it all blows over.
	Yeah, just wait until this all blows over.
	Like this wacky caper.
	He's just going to lie low until the heat blows over.
	And his wife has apparently been fired from her job because she, too, is a true believer.
	Well, as a white Christian woman, I'm sure that she can find work anywhere.
	She's actually an immigrant.
	What?
	Yes!
	Our boy Robert has lost some credibility with his neo-Nazi friends because he is not keeping the Aryan bloodline pure, as it were.
	I just love these people are always this way, where they're so deeply racist and so hateful because they just got their brains so scrambled.
	It just turns out so many of these guys are so angry and white nationalist, and all they want is an Asian bride.
	It's just, they just can never connect the dots to being like, hey, maybe my racism is bad because I understand that.
	No, it's the children that are wrong.
	It's the children that are wrong, and the Asian person I love is a good Asian person, and even though they're not
	white because reasons, and also because I find them very attractive.
	Speaking of the children and being wrong, it also turns out so all these white nationalists secretly want or have non-white brides and they also all hate pedophilia so make of that what you want.
	The Invention of the Hellworld Podcast is making no broad-stroke observations about these people, but you do your own research.
	Yeah, so the one little hilarious thing about his wife after people started digging into her backstory is she liked a social media post about Falka Balls.
	So she's a Janet O fan, much like us!
	Nice, nice, nice.
	Yeah, so I'm sure she was either pre-pilled or Ghost Ezra pilled her.
	So she was on the train, too.
	So buy the ticket, ride the ride.
	So she got terminated from her employers for being a QAnon believer.
	And I don't, I mean, I think Rogers, like, Robert is his own, he owns his own gas station, his own businesses, so I don't know how much damage he's going to suffer.
	Although, maybe the one-star Yelp reviews will start rolling in from people.
	They'll be like, hey, don't give money to the crazy neo-Nazi QAnon supporter guy.
	I mean, because, um...
	Our boy IET, he sold his chiropractic business and I don't know what he's doing now besides trying to rebrand himself as a colloidal silver cures cancer quack medical salesman.
	Did Ghost Ezra have any big griffs or was he just virulently racist?
	Uh, the one thing that was really weird about Ghost Ezra is that he would post lots of links to eBay for, like, silver coins.
	One time he posted an ad for, like, a white noise machine on eBay, which was really strange, because it was just kind of, like, that kind of thing isn't something that QAnon usually gets into.
	Well, I mean, it is the purest of the noises.
	I saw it.
	I saw you teeing up for it, and I was like, He's gonna do it.
	The problem with podcasting across the internet is that I always have to politely wait for someone to be done talking before I can make my joke, so you can always see him coming, because I'm being polite.
	I'm not just gonna jump in there and trample all over Mike's statement, so I can just be like, I guess it must be your noise!
	Because it's white, get it?
	L is that rare comment who actually does make the joke better by explaining it.
	Honestly, it's that voice.
	It's just the cell job.
	It's the comedian who's bombing viciously and trying to get a laugh no matter what.
	That gimmick is just pure gold to me.
	I love it.
	I know you're out there.
	I can hear you leaving.
	Yes!
	But yeah, so he, I don't know exactly how much damage he's going to suffer business-wise, but I'm sure it's coming because of the fact that once you're known as an out-and-proud neo-Nazi, that kind of hurts you a little bit.
	No.
	I'm sure that some people are going to fight the good fight by protesting in front of his gas stations or whatever, because isn't he like a big boy entrepreneur?
	Doesn't he own like several businesses?
	Yep, that is what we've come to.
	Yeah, he owns some gas stations.
	I think he might own a restaurant.
	So yeah, he is... I bet it serves white fish.
	Am I right, guys?
	White fish?
	Hey, just taking them where we can get them.
	Hey, again, as... Trying our signature trick, the white Russian.
	Yes, the whitest Russian.
	That one works on two levels, because they love Vladdy Daddy and also white people.
	Yes.
	Although, although him selling it for $14.88 was a little too on the nose.
	They've had to change the menu.
	So, yes.
	We're just taking the low swings today.
	Hey, Elle said it a million times, the low hanging fruit.
	Elle did it so I can do it.
	Exactly!
	I'm going, I don't want to throw my back out.
	I don't want to reach for the height.
	Sarge, Elle did the, Elle did the joke first so I could do it too.
	Damn right.
	Damn right.
	So, on top of not being sure whether or not this is going to affect this guy's bottom line at all, I mean, God willing it does, are there actually any normal-type repercussions for this guy for his identity being outed?
	In terms of his user base or whatever, does it actually impact him at all?
	Uh, it impacted, uh, I would say that, like, definitely the LARPiness of him.
	Uh, he did have damage to his followers in the sense that, like, his chat just became an absolute shitshow of people screaming about who he was and all this kind of stuff, so...
	Uh, what's funny is that, like, his follower count on Telegram is, like, still, like, plateaued at the same, like, just over 300,000 it's always been.
	It's not like people actually aggressively left the channel.
	I think at this point... I think at this point he's more of a train wreck than he is an actual, like, um... You think people are just sticking around to watch the crash?
	Right.
	That's what it feels like, because...
	You, you just see the standard kind of thing where, um, he, the amount of comments that he's getting are not as aggressive as it was back in the day.
	Like he just doesn't post a day.
	Like one thing has less than 200 comments.
	Um, then, uh, his latest, his latest thing is, uh, from like the Pfizer CEO, which obviously like freaked everybody out.
	And, um, The one thing that's really interesting about his comment section is that, like, neo-Nazis are so desperate to get in first.
	Like, they may have bots or something.
	First.
	Yeah.
	I mean, like, it's crazy.
	When you go to his things and you click on it, like, the top guy is almost always, like, just someone being like, hey, I'm a neo-Nazi.
	Please come to my channel.
	Or, hey, I'm a neo-Nazi.
	Please watch this video that shows that Hitler did nothing wrong.
	His top post is the top replies from Johnny Utah.
	I'm sure Keanu would be thrilled about that.
	And it's a it's a video for Europa the last battle, which is basically how Hitler was trying to save us all from the bad people and he got defeated.
	And then, um, Speaking of bad people trying to save us, this is my grabbing the wheel segue.
	What is Ghost Ezra?
	Has Robert Dumb said anything about Trump actually wanting us to get vaxxed?
	Uh, he hates it.
	He gets incredibly mad whenever that happens.
	Which, again, it just happened this week.
	Because our beautiful former president, Donald Trump, got out in front of the camera.
	I believe he's the current president.
	Oh, right, right.
	I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
	At some point we will acknowledge his legitimate presidency.
	Any day now.
	Any day now.
	We'll talk about that in a little bit with Mike, when we get to Mike Lindell, not Mike Podcastos.
	Yes.
	MyPillowGuy is his preferred legal name.
	So Trump had a rally in Alabama where, shockingly, he drew a crowd.
	It is so funny the number of QAnon supporters who were just like, look at this massive crowd!
	Look at this massive crowd Trump drew in Alabama!
	There's no way he lost the election!
	Wait, I...
	He- Trump went down to Alabama looking for a rally, and the least vaccinated state in America, and said, let's get vaccinated?
	Yes, he absolutely did it.
	I didn't know it was in Alabama.
	Well, his first step was to get a bunch of these patriots who insist that they are not sheep or farm animals of any kind.
	And he was like, cool, now go to your assigned pens, your literal assigned pinned-in areas, and wait there while the God Emperor gets ready to take the stage.
	And the irony of that just completely lost on all these people.
	Yes.
	That is the hallmark of the conservative.
	They're just immune to irony.
	They think everything they do has no irony about it.
	They're just like, yeah, fuck yeah, we'll wait in this pen for Donald Trump to tell us how free we are.
	are. So cool. Yeah. Oh my god. So Donald Trump had all of his
	had all of his worshipful not occult followers stay in their
	freedom pens. And then he told them to get vaccinated.
	Because yeah, and he did then immediately like did a little
	little thing where like, hey, you gotta have your freedom.
	You got to be allowed to make the decision to do it or not. But
	you should do it. You should totally get vaccinated.
	Well, yeah, he had to do his little like half pivot immediately.
	Like, even if he had it teed up to do eventually, he had to break it out immediately because he got booed.
	He got literally booed at his own rally.
	Donald Trump got booed by this crowd of Alabama idiots because he dared to say get vaccinated.
	Yes, it is so funny to me that like the QAnon, QAnon always absorbs like any conspiracy theory
	that exists out there QAnon just absorbs it and merges it into the hive mind.
	And what QAnon, I believe, like what those people who are promoting this shit, what they believe is, yeah, we'll just grab all these people and we'll just like brainwash them into the cult of Trump and the idea of this nonsense about arresting all the liberals and all that kind of stuff.
	We will take them over.
	I don't think what QAnon thought was going to happen was that the anti-vax movement was going to take QAnon over.
	So it's like you have the cult of Trump on one side and then you have anti-vaccination on the other side and they had a fight Uh, much like Particle Man and Triangle Man and Anti-Vax Man won this fight, which is like really hilarious to me that this, like, Trump could do no wrong.
	He's playing 12 dimensional chess.
	He literally can gaze through time streams to see the future.
	Doctor Strange us into the proper path to victory.
	Those people went up against Andrew Wakefield's idiot flunkies, and Andrew Wakefield's idiot flunkies won.
	They won the fight.
	We have confirmable, provable data on this point.
	That because when the God Emperor himself was like, hey, my worshipful people in your sheep pens who are listening to me, get vaccinated!
	And the sheep were like, fuck you, Trump!
	Boo!
	We will not take your murder vaccine, even though we still want you to be president so you can continue to tell us to take the murder vaccine.
	Don't try to square that circle.
	Don't think about that too hard.
	Well, it just goes to show, right, that, like, nothing is more powerful in terms of, like, these giant amorphous conspiracy theory blobs than being topical.
	And, like, if anything, the anti-vax movement being able to, like, starting to swallow the QAnon pro-Trump movement is just indicative of the fact that, like, In the heart of hearts, those people know that Donald Trump is not the current president.
	He lost to Joe Biden because- You shut up!
	You shut up!
	If he was just as topical as COVID, there is no way that they could, like, there's no way that they would have that reaction to him.
	But unfortunately, Donald Trump is at least partially old news, and COVID is still murdering all of their friends and family, so they get to be angry about COVID and its related stuff, including the vaccine.
	Yeah.
	Because, you know, why wouldn't you be angry at the vaccine as the problem when it's COVID that's killing all of your friends and family?
	Yeah.
	No, that's not, that's not true.
	That's impossible.
	Yeah, so speaking of COVID murdering friends and family, Phil Valentine, a conservative radio talk show host who famously made innumerate posts about how he was never getting the vaccine and how he was totally fine with just taking the risk, going the other way with this stuff because he doesn't trust the government and all their meddling.
	Uh, he got COVID, had a very, very long battle with it, and it was a really rough case, and he has now passed away due to COVID.
	Good, fuck him.
	Yeah, so, uh, his family has urged everyone to get vaccinated now, because, uh, they've learned, oh shit!
	How weird.
	So weird.
	Like that's the thing is that this is the thing where you are actually risking your life for this bullshit.
	Like all these QAnon people who are like, COVID has a survival rate of like 99.9% and blah blah blah and all this stuff.
	You know what?
	When you are playing with numbers this big, it's not nearly as small a risk as you think it is.
	Yeah, and that's in people that are healthy.
	If you're some fat, smoked-everyday Dumb Dumb with a pre-existing heart condition, or who's led a sedentary lifestyle like, I don't know, maybe a radio broadcaster, looks at own kind of job as podcaster, worries.
	Like, maybe you need to take that into account.
	Like, everyone- God, they all talk about these mortality rates, and they don't talk about the mortality rates in the more vulnerable populations.
	A good, lifelong friend of mine, one of my scout leaders from when I was a kid, he died from COVID because he- Fucking smoked every day of his life and had an ongoing heart condition and he got it because he couldn't afford to not work and it killed him and it's just
	God, I'm so mad.
	And the thing that would make you even madder about that is that any QAnon person who listened to you tell that story would immediately say that he didn't die from COVID, he died with COVID and that they've concocted this giant conspiracy theory that Comorbidities that COVID pushes you over the finish line to the grave with, that doesn't count as a COVID death.
	You literally had to be in pristine, perfect health, get COVID, and die for it to be a legitimate COVID death.
	I see.
	There was a long-running thing for like three or four months back when the presidential election and all that other stuff was happening, Where QAnon and other anti-COVID people were saying that only 6% of COVID deaths were actual COVID deaths.
	All the other 94% were with COVID, not from COVID.
	And it's like, no!
	COVID is what killed you because those other conditions were not lethal.
	COVID made them lethal.
	It was what finished the job.
	And if you didn't have COVID, you wouldn't be dead.
	Also, I don't care how you say it, like, semantics doesn't change what killed you.
	Right.
	Well, I don't know if you guys know this, but gun violence is also wildly misreported.
	Nobody ever dies from being shot in this country.
	They die because of damage to their organs.
	Yes, exactly.
	Internal bleeding.
	I really wish that, like, QAnon existed back, like, during the AIDS crisis, because they would just claim that AIDS actually never killed anybody.
	Which would be an actual crazy thing.
	Just like Ronald Reagan.
	Oh, hell no.
	Their position would be that AIDS kills all the people ever, and that's what the gay folks transmitting it deserve.
	That would definitely be their position on AIDS. 100%.
	Oh, yeah.
	God's wrath.
	Yeah, it would absolutely have been God's wrath.
	But I was just saying that, like, technically AIDS isn't fatal.
	You just lose your immune system and then some other weird disease that can never hurt you is what kills you.
	So AIDS doesn't kill anybody.
	He didn't die jumping out the window.
	He died from hitting the ground.
	Jumping out the window is perfectly fine.
	Right, just don't hit the ground.
	Just be like Arthur Dent and just fly.
	I mean, just, yeah, come on.
	Just jump to the ground and miss.
	Come on, be a big boy about it.
	I mean, just, it's just so ridiculous.
	All of the rhetorical hoops that they have to jump through in order to try to explain, justify, or defend their nonsense, it's really incredible that everything is based around the idea of placating themselves and making themselves feel better about what's going on.
	Is COVID this massive murder plague that's killing everybody?
	Just deny it!
	Just claim it really isn't.
	Claim that those sick people were on death's door anyways and they got a mild case of the sniffles and that's why they died.
	When you can't deny that, then just claim you'll cure it with hydroxychloroquine.
	And now ivermectin!
	The sheep dewormer?
	Yep, the horse and sheep dewormer.
	Let's just claim that ivermectin is the new cure, because now we'll admit that COVID's kind of bad, but you're hiding the secret truth from us, so we have to take the murder vaccine.
	And by the way, I don't know if it was last week or this week, but America just broke the 200 million mark for people that have gotten at least one dose of the vaccine.
	And over 50% of America now is fully vaccinated, which again, because the FDA is super weird about child vaccines, includes no one under the age of 12.
	So That's because they want six months of verifiable data before they'll give it to children under the age of 12, and they haven't had the vaccine approved for six months yet, so there's not six months of data.
	Right.
	It's a good thing the Delta variant has just decided to wait it out for six months and be cool, and is definitely just not ravaging places like Florida and Texas where their governors insist that nothing is going on as their children are dying of COVID.
	Yeah.
	Oh, there was a story I jumped on.
	Where, in Oklahoma, where, oh my god, I mean, that obviously has to be an unvaccinated, like, just burning hellscape.
	A woman, who's an ER nurse, who was fully vaccinated, was treating all of these unvaccinated shitheads, got COVID from them, shockingly, then gave it to her three-year-old daughter, who had to go on all kinds of, not quite a ventilator, but like a BPAP machine, because her little three-year-old lungs were failing.
	Thankfully, the last report I saw was that she was off the machines and she's recovering.
	But it's just like, fuck you, you goddamn monsters!
	Like, you are literally killing children.
	Killing children of people who are trying to do everything right.
	The parents who are getting vaccinated and doing everything right.
	But because they live in America and they have to work to earn their pay, they have to be around you.
	You plague-carrying death...
	bringing monsters. And now you helped like almost kill a three
	Yeah.
	year old. And and none of these people ever take any responsibility for this shit. And if that story ever came
	across their media, they'd be like fake news. The kids a crisis actor, the parents are lots of false flags happening.
	Oh, yeah, they would just deny reality so aggressively because
	they would never admit that like, there's any suffering that's being caused by their bullshit. And, and I'm seeing
	so many and I again, it's on gab and all that kind of stuff.
	You can never trust anyone who's posting there.
	But there's so many people who are like, I'm a nurse and now they're gonna mandate we have to get vaccines and I'm so mad about it.
	And it's like, If you're a nurse in a hospital that's going to be just filled with COVID patients, why would you not get vaccinated?
	Do you just want to get COVID?
	That's what you're telling me that's your alternative?
	And then as a nurse, what are you going to do?
	Take ivermectin to treat it?
	If that's your mindset, how are you a nurse?
	Would these people get their degrees or whatever, their qualifications?
	Part of that test should just be like, Yes or no, do you believe in the efficacy of vaccines?
	And if you answer no, then you have failed the test, and you don't get to be part of the medical professional community.
	Sorry!
	The efficacy of vaccines is not in question.
	We have known about it for hundreds, arguably thousands of years, depending on what you want to call a vaccine.
	The fact that people are still, like, you just have to be willfully ignorant of medical science to think that vaccines don't work.
	Like, that's just the way it is.
	So, anyone who's just like, why should I lose my job because I don't want, like, it should be my choice.
	And it's just like, you're entitled to your choice, but that doesn't make you immune to repercussions.
	That's not how that works.
	Like, you get, you make your choice, you, you, you make your bed and then you lie in it.
	So like, yeah, you can choose not to get vaccinated, but that does not mean that you are guaranteed to keep your fucking job.
	Enjoy being out of work, idiot.
	Don't worry, there are tons and tons of faster places that are hiring right now.
	And now that the Pfizer vaccine is fully FDA approved, no longer an emergency measure, a lot of businesses are going to start mandating the vaccine because they're on very firm legal ground.
	And that's part of why the military was like, yep, it is required.
	Also, we talked about it last week.
	Yeah, the Pentagon was just like, hey, guess what?
	You got to be vaccinated.
	Can't be working to these federal builders without that vaccination, son.
	I'm on a couple mil- yeah, I'm on a couple military channels, and this one guy is getting- he's getting run out of the Marines because he refuses to get vaccinated, and they're just like- Wait a minute, you're on military channels?
	What exactly would you describe the letter level of your clearance as, sir?
	Uh, it is double Z. It's twi- it's three times as good as Q. Oh my god, you have ZZ clearance?
	I hear that to the top.
	Yeah!
	Oh!
	I do- I'm so proud of you.
	We've been friends a long time.
	We're all just three Jamoogs literally in our bedrooms yelling on a podcast, yet Sarge is actually wearing a three-piece suit because he is a sharp-dressed man.
	This is so weird, but he does it every week.
	It's very bizarre.
	Your cufflinks are sparkling today, sir.
	Absolutely stunning.
	Also, back on topic, talking about anti-vax idiots and conservatives dying of COVID.
	I love the people that are just like, well, COVID's 99.9% of people don't die from it.
	It's just like, well, If you make vaccination a choice, and COVID is just like mathematically going to kill 350,000 people or whatever, like the math actually works out too based on the population of our country, it's just like liberals are going to decide to take the vaccine, so the overwhelming majority of that number of people that you're just willing to sacrifice at the altar of COVID, they're going to be your red-blooded American patriots-at-arms!
	It's not going to be like fucking coastal liberal elite dying of the virus, because they're just going to have taken the shot.
	So it's going to be your friends and family in your trailer park community or whatever, like down in Alabama.
	It's not going to be me.
	I'm vaccinated.
	I'm going to make it through.
	There is a part of me that can almost understand someone wanting to wait for full FDA approval.
	Almost.
	I don't think you should have, but I can understand that argument.
	This is not the argument any of these people are making, but that is one I can understand.
	And, but now, now the Pfizer has full FDA approval.
	There is no more.
	They don't need, they don't need the vaccine.
	They're all incredible peak condition, physical specimen.
	I don't know if you saw the pictures.
	Just like Donald Trump.
	I don't know if you saw the pictures of that Alabama rally, but those pinned in patriots, it was like the Olympic village down there.
	And it certainly did not look like a cattle call.
	A hundred percent.
	Those guys were all in pretty good shape.
	And looking over that crowd of people in their mid-twenties in peak physical condition, I was just like, all these people are safe from COVID.
	No wonder they don't want the fucking vaccine.
	Donald Trump is a piece of shit for telling these people to get the vaccine.
	Look at them.
	Look at the amount of abs on them.
	It's like a Chinese training camp in here.
	Oh, my God.
	Do we want to talk about Mike Lindell?
	No, I had one quick little thing I was going to throw in here, is that... Yeah, we haven't even talked about all the dumb conservatives catching COVID.
	Oh, there's more.
	Yeah, you're right.
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, we can jump right into that.
	So beyond Phil Valentine, Passing away from COVID.
	One of the major lawyers of the 1-6 insurgents and also one of the first lawyers to defend Kyle Rittenhouse, John Pierce, again one of these guys who's like, I won't take the vaccine even if the government demands I take the vaccine.
	Smart.
	He reportedly is not In court because he is on a ventilator due to COVID-19.
	So he, I mean, I shouldn't have laughed, but he's in very rough shape from a very bad bout of COVID.
	And again, it's just so ridiculous that these people are willing to roll the dice on this.
	And I just, I truly, it's incredible to me that you would.
	Run this risk, do this.
	I mean, so many of the, Tucker Carlson, all the people on Fox, because Fox News came out and said, all our employees need to tell us what their vaccination status is.
	Like Fox News made it clear that like, we're not screwing around with this.
	You can go on the air and lie about this shit, but we want to know what you're doing so we can put parameters around what you can and can't do in our offices.
	And as a result of that, It's almost, it's a given that everyone you see on TV who's telling you to eat the horse, the wormer, they got the vaccine.
	Sheep dewormer.
	Sheep dewormer.
	It does horses too, buddy.
	It does horses too.
	Oh, you can fucking deworm a horse with some ivermectin, motherfucker.
	Let me tell you.
	I'll take my hit.
	It does horses too.
	Ivermectin, it does horses too.
	Why wouldn't you want some?
	It's good enough for sheep and horses.
	It's got to be good enough for you.
	You're a work animal of good stock, aren't you?
	I mean, it's true.
	I mean, if ketamine is good enough for me, then why wouldn't this deworming medication be great too?
	Like, if I want to rock and buzz, I'll just take the same drugs that horses do.
	And if I need to get rid of COVID, I will just use the same drug that horses do to get rid of worms, because it's the same thing.
	And the other thing I love is I've been seeing these people saying, hey, you're making fun of people for wanting to take ivermectin.
	And it's like, well, they're never going to get vaccinated.
	So at this point, ridicule and scorn is all polite society has to use against these people.
	Maybe if you can shame someone out of not poisoning themselves with ivermectin, they won't do it.
	And maybe one day they will wisen up to the point where they maybe should get the vaccine.
	Yeah, so, like, I like to consider myself to be a pretty liberal dude.
	Like, that's sort of my, one of my mini-sticks on this show, is that I'm just here to be liberal and to hate conservatives because they suck.
	But not even, like, one of the things that I hate about liberals myself is that liberals have been trying for a while to take all of the power out of shame, and shame is like a powerful tool that we need to keep in our toolkit for when it's appropriate.
	Yeah, shame and name.
	Like, yeah.
	Like, I don't think that we should, like, shame people for stuff that they do that they have no control over, like, you know, your race, your gender, your sexuality, like, any of that stuff.
	We certainly shouldn't shame people for stuff that is, like, harmless.
	Like, if wearing pantyhose gets you off, like, even if I think that's a little weird, like, I shouldn't shame you for it.
	But if you're, like, doing stuff that's dangerous to society, fuck yeah, I'm gonna shame you!
	I'm gonna shame the shit out of you!
	Fucking pull your head out of your ass!
	Like, you are not a singular entity floating through space by yourself.
	You are one part of a giant cluster of people, and we're all trying to make it together, you dumb fucks.
	So get vaccinated!
	That is the actual logic of the Supreme Court ruling about vaccine mandates being legal.
	They said that the individual rights of one person do not trump the health requirements of many people.
	Yeah man, Mr. Spock fucking knew about this shit 40 years ago.
	Like, why are these people, why is this lesson hard to teach these people, man?
	The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one.
	So sometimes you gotta put your ass in the fucking nuclear chamber and just die of radiation sickness.
	You will come back in a sequel.
	Yeah.
	The whales will bring you back.
	I think that's what Happened in that movie, it's been a while.
	Yeah.
	So, uh, the case is, uh, Jacobson v. Massachusetts, I believe.
	It's one of them, but it said, In every well-ordered society charged with the duty of conserving the safety of its members, the rights of the individual, and respect to his liberty, may at times, under the pressure of great dangers, be subjected to such restraint, to be enforced by reasonable regulations, as the safety of the general public may demand.
	So yeah, it's just like, look, you do have a right to liberty, but not at the expense of other people, you colossal dum-dum.
	And yeah, so I mean, this is this is like case law that has been around for a really long time.
	Yeah.
	Hey, if you're one of these anti-vax conservatives and you happen to have been tricked into listening to this podcast for almost an hour at this point, let me let me just break it to you this way.
	No one in the country is trying to take away your freedom to get COVID.
	If it were possible for you to get COVID and just have it yourself, man, it would be awesome if we could just make sure that you and you alone could get all the COVID you want.
	But it turns out that when you get COVID, you become a vector for other people to get COVID that might not want it
	because it could kill them.
	So that is why the bandit is happening.
	It is not trying to impugn upon your personal freedom to get a transmissible disease.
	As much COVID as you want.
	You can like in a perfect world, dog, you could have all the I mean, we would just provide doorknobs for you to lick
	that were just covered in the stuff.
	I mean, I would be the one spraying it down for you.
	Like, that would be great.
	But it turns out that when you get COVID, you can give it to other people against their will.
	And that's not cool, my dude.
	You got to have consent for that sort of thing.
	Yeah.
	And speaking of more beyond the mandates, Delta Airlines just came out stating that everyone who is not vaccinated will now be paying $200 extra a month for their health insurance.
	So corporate America is going to start tightening the screws on the unvaccinated in ways that municipalities and states and the federal government can't due to the magic of federalism.
	So this is the thing that QAnon is now dealing with.
	So many of these idiots are talking about, oh, I'm going to lose my job.
	Oh, this is happening.
	This is happening.
	Because QAnon was a dumb, fun, happy LARP when these people didn't have any skin in the game.
	Now, this is the really real world where there are consequences to this shit, and Donald Trump isn't gonna ride in on his 9-0 Supreme Court ruling and fix all this shit for these people.
	No matter what our dumb friend Mike Lindell says, where This week, Mike has come out and said that his data is in
	fact flawless, that Dennis Montgomery didn't trick him didn't
	fuck him over, which he did. Mike Lindell had nothing. But, but
	and that cyber symposium that was supposed to be where he revealed the proof. He wasn't going to show you nothing. It
	doesn't surprise ever symposium you all are idiots for thinking
	he would. Yeah.
	Speaking of COVID, the word cyber and flawless data. Surely Phil Valentine and john Pierce are the only high high
	profile conservatives that have gotten COVID this week, right?
	Yes, absolutely.
	And not our beloved buddies at the Cyber Ninjas, who were going to turn in their preliminary report on their audit to the Arizona Senate, but it seems COVID ate their homework.
	The CEO of Cyber Ninjas and two of the five guys on the audit team from Cyber Ninjas are sick with COVID.
	I think you're downplaying it.
	If I recall correctly, the quote was, Yes, I thought it was really sick.
	But yes, they did use a term to describe that their sickness level is high.
	They have a considerable amount of sickness in them.
	And that is why they were not able to give this report to the Arizona Senate, which why couldn't you give it to the Arizona Senate?
	Would you say they were down with the sickness?
	They were.
	They were quite down with the sickness, but that isn't a ZZ Top song, Sarge.
	Come on.
	I don't know.
	They don't all have to be ZZ Top.
	They should be, though.
	I mean, I don't know how you work legs into that, but you should have tried.
	For shame, sir.
	I'm going to use shame on you now.
	Bam.
	The power of shame.
	See?
	Shame.
	It's such a powerful tool.
	I mean, the audience can't see it, but Sarge is literally weeping right now.
	Tears of blood.
	So powerfully hit about his face, neck, and torso with shame that he is sobbing.
	And also, I did a little out-of-the-pocket for old Elle.
	I did a little fact-checking, and it was in fact quite sick.
	Quote, the team expected to have the full draft ready for the Senate today, but unfortunately, Cyber Ninja CEO Doug Logan and two other members of the five-person audit team have tested positive for COVID-19 and are quite sick.
	That is according to Arizona Senate President Karen Fan via Twitter.
	Karen Fan, who is now being called a rhino and everyone hates her because Michael Flynn and Patrick Byrne, our beloved overstock idiot guy who was duped by a Russian spy, the two of them are going around still saying that this This audit is going to overturn the election and get Trump back in office when Karen has come out and said, no, this whole audit is not about overturning that election.
	It's just about maintaining election integrity in Arizona moving forward.
	We are not going to reinstall Trump as president.
	So enjoy your primary challenge from a raging QAnon nut, Karen.
	It's gonna be great for you.
	It's gonna go really well when you are dealing with just an absolute lunatic who is just carved out of pure cuanium.
	Now, Mike, would you say that the shit is about to hit the fan?
	Yes, I would.
	I absolutely would.
	God, that low-hanging fruit is delicious.
	Man, I'm just so good at plucking that low-hanging fruit.
	Yes.
	I'm too heavy for a ladder, so I would have to be good at picking low-hanging fruit.
	Yes, damn right.
	Okay, so just so we can move on to get some questions in at the end of the pod, because who knows how long we're going to be talking about this.
	Yeah.
	Normally, I would leave Sarge to do this segue, but I'm just going to say that in my show notes that I do during our pre-production stuff, I have posted here, Michael Lindell is a person we have to talk about every week.
	So, like, Juicy Fruit sometimes avoids even me, but I finally got there and I was just like, if we're going to be talking about the guy every week, I feel like we should just make it a segment and we should call that segment Pillow Talk, obviously, right?
	I mean, submit motion to the group for Pillow Talk.
	Yeah, yeah.
	All right, motion is passed.
	Gavel noise.
	Just imagine that, because we're not going to do any post-production.
	So anyway, so Mike Rades, what is the deal with Mike Lindell?
	What's the deal?
	On our first actual segment of Pillow Talk.
	So, as I had said a little bit before we got sidetracked by the fact that the Cyber Ninjas are dying of COVID, was that he won't give up on his nonsense.
	There was this very hilarious bit where Alex Jones was trying to get Mike Lindell to accept that Dennis Montgomery flimflammed him.
	Was that before or after he just referred to Donald Trump as a quote, dumbass?
	Uh, that was, uh, I think that was before it was, yeah, that was before, uh, Alex Jones had his latest break with Donald Trump.
	It is so funny dealing with people like Alex and QAnon who have Trump as their big daddy, superhero, orange God, but he's so pro-vaccine that like, they just can't square that circle.
	Cause Alex has always been anti-vaccine.
	And as you said about being topical and being trendy and being the current thing.
	They all knew the moment COVID came out that the vaccine was a thing that was going to come out to stop it.
	And that they were going to have to be anti that.
	So whenever Trump would talk about HGQ or injecting bleach or light or anything, they would just jump on any other possible therapeutic or treatment because COVID, the word vaccine is bad and awful.
	And so.
	Mike Lindell is now just the Gold Plates guy.
	He's just Brigham Young.
	Mike, you've been sold a bill of goods, right?
	And Mike was like, no, I haven't been sold a bill of goods.
	The packet captures are real.
	They're incredible.
	Yeah.
	Mike Lindell is now just the gold plates guy.
	He's just Brigham Young.
	He's just John Smith.
	He's just, I've got the proof from God, but no, you can't see it.
	Just accept it.
	And the sad thing for him is he doesn't have a bunch of people he can con into believing it.
	He's not going to be able to form Lindellism based upon his magic packet captures.
	Give him a chance.
	So between his packet captures that he won't give up on, and the fact that he literally had a safe house for Tina Peters, the person who probably committed real crimes on his behalf and the behalf of Ron Watkins to try to prove that the Dominion voting machines can be hacked, he's just in whole hog on this shit.
	He's not going to let it go, even though, again, he Can't and won't show his evidence to anybody because it's bullshit because it came from Dennis Montgomery who is a habitual scam artist.
	I just want to know how much of a check he cut Dennis Montgomery.
	I just want to know how much money that guy ripped him off for and that he just won't admit to.
	It's like the Nigerian Prince scam.
	You don't want to admit you gave the Nigerian Prince $10,000.
	I mean, it's just that.
	It's so funny that he got conned and he doesn't want to admit that he got conned.
	How secure do you think that safe house is going to be if the FBI ever is just like, okay, like official warrant for this lady?
	Do you think Mike Lindell is going to stick to his guns or do you think he's just going to fold and give her up immediately?
	I think Mike Lindell would probably think he was going to hold out, and by the time the handcuffs were on him, he'd give her up.
	I don't think Mike Lindell, being held in contempt of court and going into a jail cell, that he could leave voluntarily as soon as he gave up the goods.
	I don't think that story lasts very long.
	So I just think that he is, uh, he's, um, he's, I don't, I don't think he's a, I don't think he's a, someone's like, I ain't a rat, I ain't a stitch.
	He would, you would rat very quickly.
	Yeah.
	He, he's gonna, he's gonna fucking, he's gonna fold out of her the second anyone tells him exactly how uncomfortable the pillows are in prison.
	It's like a waking nightmare.
	Actually, it's more like a sleeping nightmare, but these pillows are wildly uncomfortable, and I know a thing or two about pillows, Mike Lindell.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	God.
	Use promo code INFOWARD to get 40% off.
	There's this guy named Jovan Pulitzer who has been ranting and raving about all kinds of incoherent gibberish and proof of watermarks.
	Or other things on the Arizona ballots.
	And that guy, when you're on Gab or any other social media platforms he's posting, he uses so many buzzwords and so much nonsense about his proprietary, encoded, encrypted software paradigm algorithm.
	You can just tell he's desperate for someone to get one of these tweets in front of Mike Liddell.
	So Liddell will be like, oh, we've got it now, boys!
	Pulitzer's his name!
	How big a check does he need?
	You can just tell these people are just trying to get five minutes of Mike Lindell so they can flimflam him and get a six or seven figure check for the latest bullshit.
	Yeah, he will write almost anyone a check.
	Yeah, he's just a golden goose.
	He is the money mark.
	If you are an old-timey professional wrestler from back in the day, you can go get $20,000 to go do his little wrestling show in Punxsutawney and powerbomb the local high school jock or whatever and get your money.
	I mean, he is just the biggest sucker around.
	Who just desperately wants to hand anyone who will tell him a lie money.
	Yeah, he's Martin in that episode of The Simpsons where he's like, surely I and my $300 could help with this road trip.
	And then Donald Trump and like a few other like high level conservatives are just like, yeah, Martin, you can tag along.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Oh my god.
	So Sarge's cat is very tired of us talking about Mike Lindell.
	It is indeed time to move on.
	Yes, let's dig into the mailbag.
	Our listeners got questions, we got answers.
	It's time for Q and A.
	So the Q Origins Project, who is one of the better researchers
	into this movement and actually has a bunch of people like cracking down on stuff in the ancient history of Q says, I
	got one, I got one. How long do you think it will be before the
	first major influence goes? The Taliban or White Hats?
	Actually?
	I don't know that we're going to get the actual Taliban are part
	of the plan. So much as I've seen plenty of people on Gab and
	Telegram being like, Hey, are the Taliban really the bad guys
	Like neo-Nazi sack of shit.
	Nick Fuentes has been like, the Taliban are anti-gay, anti-abortion, anti-vaccine.
	Like the Taliban are pretty based.
	Am I right guys?
	I mean, So I'm seeing a lot of people who are like, hey, a bunch of religious fundamentalists who treat women like shit?
	Like, what's wrong with that?
	I mean, that seems pretty okay in my book.
	I mean, so I've seen a bunch of... Yeah, I mean, they're just a group of heroic patriots that are taking back their country.
	Yeah, they kicked the evil cabal's ass because America is now the evil cabal.
	They ran evil America out of their country.
	I've seen so many people with memes where they're like, Biden's like, you really think your stupid little guns will defeat our military?
	You don't need the Second Amendment.
	And then the second part of the meme is the Taliban with like their ratty little AK-47s being like, Worked for us!
	And it's like, yeah, that's Afghanistan.
	It's half a world away.
	It's not America.
	The American military is not going to leave America when you walk outside your front door with your AR-15 going, FREEDOM!
	They're just gonna call in a drone and kill you.
	Yeah, I mean, my response to people who post that sort of shit is, and always has been, fuck around and find out.
	You've got your Second Amendment, you hate the government, fucking go nuts.
	Get it done.
	You do whatever your heart compels you to do, and if that's sitting at your home like a spineless coward, then you don't need your Second Amendment, right?
	Yeah, I mean, all those idiots are always posting, like, the second movement's never more important.
	I see you post that shit all the time, and it's just like...
	Like, what are you talking about?
	Is it violence?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Why is the Second Amendment so important?
	The thing that I always love about that shit is that the blue lives matter, support the troops.
	The Second Amendment matters so much.
	Why?
	Because I'm going to need to kill cops and soldiers when the time comes.
	I mean, that's literally what you're saying.
	You are saying those things.
	You don't want to say them because they sound bad, but when the tyrannical government Forces you to take the shot, or you lose your job, or you lose your right to go to sports ball events, or any other thing that's going to make your life bad, and you rebel against that.
	If you rebel in a way that is detrimental to society, police and law enforcement will show up to arrest you.
	Then your Second Amendment right will literally be shooting at cops.
	Hey man, they've got a problem solver and it's name is Revolver.
	What they don't know is that the United States government has a problem solver and it's name is Predator Drone Strike.
	Yes!
	That is a much better problem solver.
	Revolver does not beat Predator Drone Strike.
	It is a very bad matchup for Revolver, let me tell you.
	They have a fight, Revolver won.
	Yeah, Predator Drone Strike is the triangle man of the United States military.
	So, uh, yeah.
	So I, again, I think it's going to be a tough square to circle on Taliban equal white hats, but Taliban equal good guys?
	That's absolutely been going around the right wing media.
	Absolutely.
	So, thank you for the question, QAnon Origins Project.
	Doctor initially asks, has there been any chatter or acknowledgement from the QAnon crowd about Trump giving Afghanistan to the Taliban?
	Absolutely not.
	Right down the memory hole, the fact that Trump freed 5,000 Taliban fighters, including the guy who's now the leader of the Taliban and the quote-unquote president of Afghanistan now, Like none of that shit exists. Everyone like blue check
	marks on Twitter who are not Jack Posebek like actual people who get the right articles for
	real places. They're just like, this shit never would have happened under Trump. He would
	have whipped out his big orange dick and made the Taliban just cower in fear of the mighty power
	Trump. And it's like, that's very true.
	Yeah, it's very true. Because Trump didn't sign the agreement to leave in May. And Biden didn't
	extend that agreement a few months before beginning this withdrawal.
	I mean, this...
	Biden is just fulfilling Trump's vision.
	Trump literally did rallies where he's like, yeah, Biden's pulling the troops out of Afghanistan.
	I made him do that.
	He didn't want to do it, but I basically made it impossible for him not to do it.
	And then the moment the shit hit the fan, Trump was like, well, Biden fucked up my beautiful withdrawal, that dum-dum, because Trump never wanted to actually be the president.
	Trump just wanted to be in a position where he could second-guess the president and everyone in the media would be like, oh man, that Trump, he really, he really showed Obama a thing or two about that.
	He was right about this one.
	Trump's a star fucker.
	Like, I've never seen anyone that, already that famous, who's more of a star fucker.
	And it is, Baffling.
	Like, Jimmy.
	It's like we were talking about last week where Loffer, the woman who lost in the Senate in Georgia, has like 800 million dollars and she still had to do some insider trading on hydroxychloroquine and other shit to make more money and that just blows my mind.
	Her need for money fucks my mind up as much as Trump's need for more adulation and fame fucks up your mind.
	You're already Donald Trump.
	The reason why you won the presidency is because you had 100% name recognition from the start and you were this famous celebrity billionaire businessman.
	And that was why you were able to run a campaign for the office.
	And yet, all of that isn't enough.
	You still need, like, other people to recognize you and to say that you're a good boy and tussle your dumb, unkempt hair.
	It's just so bizarre that that hole in his heart that will never be filled because his dad didn't love him will never be filled.
	Nothing can make that boy whole.
	His dad loved him enough to get him out of the draft.
	Yeah, well, I mean, whatever on that shit.
	I mean, your dad might not love you, but he doesn't want you getting killed in the jungles of Vietnam.
	That's for poor people, for crying out loud.
	Real patriots use their millions of dollars to avoid fighting for their country.
	Right, exactly!
	Fuck yeah.
	So, yes.
	So thank you for the question, Dr. Initially.
	Placeholder asks, many of the recent telegram and gab posts poker has been sharing from influencer types or reposts or
	shares of others. Do you think the original influencers are running out of ideas? In a lot of ways they are because all
	QAnon really had was like the original shit Q was saying and
	Q's dead now because Ron Watkins wants to be in front of the camera and be a big boy.
	So they don't have QDROPS to glom off of and read off of.
	And all they have without the QDROPS is current events and trying to riff off of those.
	So they're just in this same media news cycle that everybody else is in, only they have to spin everything in this weirdly positive, pro-Trump way.
	Well, Ghost Ezra came out after the Q vanished when they need him the most, right?
	He didn't really rise to any sort of prominence until after Q left.
	Right.
	But that's the thing is you have to come with like a fresh take, like some new news that gets people- Anti-Semitism.
	Well, I mean, well, Ghost Ezra- To tell us which female celebrities actually have penises.
	Oh yeah, I mean, Ghost Ezra just leaned into all this shit really hard.
	He was posting a lot of content, he was doing the Q stuff, he was doing the gold standard, and he was just riffing on this kind of stuff.
	I don't know why he got so popular, but clearly the shit he was doing connected with an audience.
	Patel, Patriot, and the Devolution Series, which is just absolutely the dumbest crap you've ever read, that's gotten big because they're so desperate for someone to come up with some reason for why Trump will be president again in a few months.
	And so this guy was like, hey guys, the military is secretly in charge of America because Trump suspended the Constitution, which is a thing presidents can do.
	And that, it just goes to show you how this hackneyed dumb shit, which, um, Some other guy who isn't even a QAnon promoter, he's just a weird right-wing crank named, like, Thomas Wicker.
	Like, he was a guy, I don't know why he was doing it, but he was, like, wearing a spaghetti strainer over the top of his head in a whole bunch of photos.
	Wait, the Wicker Man was wearing a spaghetti strainer?
	Yes, he absolutely was, and he absolutely is.
	It wasn't even like flying spaghetti monster shit, because he's like a right-wing crank, and that stuff's like more atheism, left-wing zingery of Christianity.
	But that guy, like a couple years ago, was like, I don't follow this QAnon bullshit, it's dumb, but here's my theory on how the military is secretly still subservient to Trump, but he's still secretly the president.
	And then Patel Patriot just like ran with that, reposted it, found an audience and all the QAnon people were like, holy
	shit, look at this theory.
	It's probably true.
	And Trump's probably still president.
	But whatever.
	I mean, just just run with it because we what we need, we need some hopium.
	And this guy is a new hopium peddler.
	So, yes, I do think they're running out of ideas because they've got nothing.
	And the longer time runs where Trump doesn't become the officially acknowledged president of the United States, the less ideas they'll have.
	And their movement will just sort of like become more generically boring Republicanism.
	And just instead of just being regular Republicans, they'll be Republicans, but calling Democrats pedophiles and demanding you not take the vaccine because it will kill you.
	My answer to this is a lot more mundane and less Q related.
	Even if they are running out of ideas, that's not necessarily the reason for this.
	The reason for this, to me, is probably just that they are learning the same lesson that influencers on all sorts of social media have already learned.
	Why produce your own content when you can just steal it from someone with less of a user base?
	You just grab somebody else's content, and you just post it on your thing, and you monetize it however you monetize it, and then guess what?
	It's yours, and because the internet is the way it is, nobody could really ever fight against that, so... Yeah, see, also, fuck Jerry.
	Like... Yeah, yes.
	Yeah, there's just like tons of... I mean, like, this phenomenon has been as old as the internet, right?
	I mean, like...
	Yeah, there was a artist, big, I don't know if you guys can't hear the finger quotes I'm doing here, who took screenshots of several models' Instagrams, made large prints, and then sold those and said it was art because he took the screenshots of their Instagram and the courts had to back him up Uh, because he did like art is super subjective and he did something just transformative enough and like
	Yeah, that's what QAnon is doing now.
	They're screenshotting and screenshotting of a screenshot, and they're just trying to yes and each other, but no one's adding anything new.
	It's all, oh, now this is the next date.
	And yeah, doomsday cults and preachers have been doing that forever.
	You can't keep setting the date so soon.
	You gotta put it a little further out.
	Absolutely.
	Martin Geddes, like a couple of weeks ago, said something to the effect of, like, these audits and this military operation probably won't bear fruit until March of next year.
	Like, he was just aggressively throwing the goalposts back another few months.
	I mean, that's the minimum you have to do.
	Like, next year, just stop doing three weeks from now.
	That's not enough time to get momentum.
	Alex Jones said that millions of people are going to die in two years from the COVID vaccine.
	That's like a perfect deadline.
	Two years.
	No one's going to remember he said that two years ago.
	I mean, it's just how it works.
	We will, but who listens to us?
	Exactly.
	Exactly.
	So thank you for that question.
	Rumor Files asks, do you see gripers poaching QAnon to expand their base?
	I imagine the simpler and more concrete messaging would be appealing to QAnon followers tired of moving goalposts.
	The who now?
	The what?
	It's Alex.
	It's Nick Fuentes' movement of neo-Nazis and other shithead racists.
	It's basically young neo-Nazis with Nick Fuentes as their leader.
	And the answer to that question is absolutely yes.
	Ghost Ezra was a pipeline from QAnon to neo-Nazism.
	All these extremist movements, like one of the things about deplatforming QAnon from like polite social media is that you're pushing them into shitty social media where neo-Nazis already are.
	And that's what I was talking about earlier with the Ghost Ezra's channel is that you click on the comments and like the top comment a lot of times is a neo-Nazi trying to get people to go join a channel or watch a neo-Nazi video.
	So like neo-Nazis and the Grapers and other extremist movements They're always trying to recruit from QAnon, because they know QAnon people are disillusioned because they're not getting the payoff.
	Whereas, you join our movement, and at the very least, we're going to give you a little more dopamine hit.
	You can be a neo-Nazi right now.
	We don't have any dates.
	You can just hate Jews, like, boom.
	That's it.
	You're in.
	Goals met.
	Yes.
	Hating Jews has never gone out of fashion for Nazis.
	It's always been our most popular thing.
	Yeah, so yeah, you want to be a racist piece of shit and just not be tied down to deadlines or like some hero swooping in and saving the day?
	Just join us!
	We're QAnon with no dates and no timetables and no fancy-schmancy just time machines and other fantasy bullshit.
	You just get to hang out with real people on the internet and be mad at the world.
	Isn't that what you want?
	And people are like, holy shit, that is what I want!
	I do just want to be mad at the world.
	In Pokemon, the Pokemon can only evolve up, but in Digimon, the Digimon evolve up, and then you can evolve them down and take them up different trees.
	Kunon seems to be more of a Digimon here, in that they're just de-Digivolving back to anti-Semitism, where it all started, or where a lot of them started, and they'll just wait until the next better thing comes along and then they'll digivolve into
	whatever the new Q is here in like three years when Trump like dies of a heart attack
	or whatever.
	Right. Yeah, exactly. Like you, you, the base level.
	My Digimon reference for the week.
	It was very important. So, um, well, everyone can mark their wager on Digimon reference by
	Sarge's as yes, that was plus one 70 this week. So that's a pretty good payout, but, um,
	but yeah, you have that the core of all of these, uh, conspiracy theories of a shadowy group of
	people secretly ruling the world from behind the scenes.
	That's all anti-Semitism.
	That's all the protocols of the Elders of Zion.
	That's all that has ever been.
	So the question just sort of like riffs out, like, where do you take that to?
	And then when one of those theories crashes and burns, you just go back to that again, that core tenet, that base of anti-Semitism, and then you just run with it.
	Yeah, because it's a super easy, good base block to build off of.
	And you can just stack any sort of conspiracy on top of anti-Semitism.
	Flat Earth, anti-vax, chemtrails, fake moon landing.
	They all just come on top of anti-Semitism.
	I don't know why, but... Yeah, anti-Semitism is the rock.
	And not the charming former wrestler, but the rock on which you were going to build your church.
	Right.
	Your church of burning hatred.
	Absolutely that.
	For legal reasons, I have to make it clear that Dwayne the Rock Johnson is not in any way affiliated with anti-Semitism to our knowledge.
	Please don't sue me, Dwayne.
	I love you.
	Yes.
	Although Jungle Cruise is like pretty much a cash grab and everybody knows it.
	I mean, do better.
	But like a fun cash grab?
	No, it was pretty boring.
	All right, we'll talk about it on the other pod.
	Yeah, let's do one more question and then do our question in perpetuity or whatever it's called.
	Get up out of here.
	Okay, so I was hit with a question that they trapped me.
	They trapped me with I cannot give the answer that I was going to give.
	And Nark asks, favorite female vocalist?
	And I am not allowed to use Shirley Manson for this answer.
	So screw you, Nark.
	You no good so-and-so.
	Uh, so I will throw it to the floor first before I give any of my suggestions.
	Wow, I don't have one just to grab because Yoko Kanno doesn't do vocals.
	She just composes the music.
	Um, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo.
	Um.
	Wow.
	Look at this misogynist over here.
	Can't even think of one female vocalist.
	Yeah.
	Like, a favorite.
	I know female vocalists, but they're just like... I know female vocalists, I just think they're all bad!
	I'm friends with female vocalists.
	Yeah.
	No, you go, let me think.
	Oh my god!
	Sarge with the ultimate racist dip out!
	I have some black friends!
	Just, oh my god!
	Yes, thank you for pointing out my joke.
	Yeah, I was pretty sure that was the joke he was going for.
	It was so dry, it was like toast in my mouth.
	I couldn't believe it was a joke.
	Yeah, you just slid that one right into Mike Rains' mouth.
	I'm not gonna give you a lot of time to think about your answer, unfortunately, because recently I have rediscovered a female vocalist that I've been digging on recently, and she's not like my all-time favorite, but I do just want to shout her out, especially because she's gotten a little bit of that shine from the Suicide Squad.
	And I'll say that I've been listening to a lot of K. Flay recently.
	I really like K. Flay.
	I've known about her for a long time.
	Yeah, I just really like her voice.
	It's not just that she makes catchy pop music that I dig, but her voice has a texture and a quality to it that you don't really get from a lot of female vocalists.
	I mean, I don't want to say smokiness, but I can't think of a better adjective to it.
	But like, you know, it's a little raspy without being raspy.
	I don't know.
	I really like for those of you who haven't tried K. Flay, go ahead and give K. Flay a shot.
	I've been digging on her a lot recently.
	Yeah, I have an answer.
	My answer is Emily Haynes of Metric.
	She did the amazing voice for Uh, in Scott Pilgrim for MV's song, uh, Black Sheep.
	And, uh, after that I really got into metric and so there we go.
	That's my answer.
	Cool.
	I'm glad that Sarge finally found one.
	I'm a bad flat-footed on those kind of questions.
	It was really funny because I think about my history of music and it's like I'm almost exclusively female singers that I enjoy.
	One day I was going to a magic tournament and a guy picked me up and I always wore garbage t-shirts to these magic tournaments.
	And as I'm walking down the steps of my house, he just yells at me, grab the CD!
	And I was like, huh?
	And he's like, the band, you're always wearing those shirts.
	I want to hear the music.
	And I was like, okay.
	So I ran back in the house, grabbed the CD, came down, played the CD for him.
	And he was like, wow, it's a female singer.
	My son only ever listens to male singers.
	And I just thought that was like really strange that his dad, his son was apparently Sarge.
	I didn't want to say Lady Gaga, even though I do really like her and think she's an amazing vocalist.
	I wanted to go a little deeper.
	What was really funny was Lady Gaga was my first answer that I was just going to come off the top of my head.
	And then when you started stammering and we had the segue to Elle, like right now I've been listening to a lot of Dua Lipa.
	Her music is just very well crafted and it's just this like happy, dumb, pop dance stuff that Usually isn't my cup of tea, but right now I'm just like, hey, this is Top 40 nonsense that I enjoy very much.
	Lady Gaga, Dua Lipa, Billie Eilish, Katy Perry.
	I'm just this bubblegum radio guy.
	Chibi from The Birthday Massacre.
	That might be my deep cut, as it were, of a female singer.
	But I just, generally speaking, if I'm listening to the radio, if you are a dude singing, you're going to have to knock my socks off.
	I don't know what it is, but I'm just like female singers all day, every day, for the most part.
	When I think about it, it's like Uptown Funk is one of the only songs I can think of that has a male singer in it that I'm just like, yeah, this is going to just stay in my playlist in perpetuity.
	Because, I don't know what, guys just don't do it for me.
	So up your game, men!
	Also, I'm going to partially bail out Sarge here, because he had mentioned Yoko Okano, which got me thinking of some of my favorite pieces of music with female lead vocalists that are composed by Yoko Okano, and that are the two intros to the Ghost in the Shell standalone complex series.
	And the vocal performance is by, I'm not sure if it's Auriga or Auriga, but she is a female Russian vocalist.
	And both of those songs totally slap.
	So, you know, if you want to go listen to Rise or Inner Universe, you know, composed by Yoko Kanno, but with some good-ass female vocalizing from Auriga.
	So, good shit.
	I'll show you, Mike.
	I snap have...
	A favorite female composer musician.
	Way to go, way to go.
	Yeah, nuts to you.
	Take us home.
	And finally, the Chairman Walkman questioned numerous.
	What are you excited about?
	It's board game day for me, homie.
	So as soon as we're done with our recording obligations, I'm going to walk downtown.
	I'm going to go to the local hot dog eatery and slam a couple of delicious wieners straight into my orifice.
	And then I'm going to go play board games.
	It's going to be great.
	I can't wait.
	For me, like I said last week, I started playing Resident Evil 7.
	It was two spooks, too many spooks.
	It was actually spooking me out, gave me some fight or flight.
	So I took a break from that and I picked up a used copy of Control, a game that has been out for two or three years.
	I've been meaning to play and I finally started playing it and it is really fun.
	It is very, very fun and it has this SCP.
	I don't want to say Warehouse 13 because that was super goofy, but it has this vibe that I really like in horror and supernatural media.
	Plus you get to zip zap around and shit like that.
	It's a ton of fun, so I'm looking forward to playing some more of that later after I go do my job.
	And for me, I'm very excited that Cam Newton somehow screwed up and got himself kept away from Patriot practice for the week, so Mac Jones has been throwing the rock around all over the place.
	Because I love you, Cam, but not in love with you, and the sooner the Mac Jones era begins in New England, Nice.
	Smart.
	sooner we can find out if the kid can actually do this or not.
	And we either have our quarterback or we need a new one. So, uh,
	and also I've been seeing a lot of tea leaf reading that says that can,
	even though he came down with the COVID previously, probably unvaccinated.
	So, uh, if that were, if that were, if that were to happen sometime in the,
	in the season where he came down with it for a couple of weeks and had to give
	the job up to max that let him be the quarterback. Um, I don't want Kim to get sick.
	I don't want it to be bad.
	But again, I kind of want Matt Jones on your center.
	So you do you, Kim.
	You do the personal choice thing and nature may take its course and you'll lose your job as so many QAnon promoters and supporters have been doing.
	And that'll be good, hopefully, for New England.
	And with that, it's time for me to go around the crew and strap on everybody's steampunk futuristic sci-fi fantasy rocket boots, and then we will fly in formation out of Hellworld for this week.
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	Anyway, big shout out and thank you to Bryn or Brian without an A. It's B-R-Y-N.
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