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Aug. 12, 2021 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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Adventures in HellwQrld Episode #47: Cyber Symposium Part 1, Torbs Panics Over The Census.

Mike and L shout into the same microphone and hope it doesn't sound too rough as we cover the Mike Lindell/Ron Watkins train wreck. Also the Census says White folks won't be the majority for long in America and that has some people really sad/scared. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hello everybody, welcome to another episode of the Tech Tips Podcast. I'm your host, Jim.
And I'm your host, Jim. Hello everybody, welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
I am Mike Rains aka PokerandPolitics and I am joined as always by Sarge.
Hello from the internet.
And the mysterious hell.
What's up my beautiful babies?
L is in studio here this week.
We've had a sort of kerfuffle as we've been bouncing about over Hill and Dale getting L set up in his new place.
And so this week we have an in-person two-man group and we have Sarge somewhere in the middle of America shouting at us across a tin can with some string attached to it.
Yeah, you may never know.
Yes, so the professionalism is beyond professional here at Hellworld Studios.
Yeah, I don't want to be telling any tales, but that man inside the building will pay you $10 if you talk him to his can.
Yes, yes he will.
That's right.
Top of the episode, Oprah the Rothschild reference.
Bam!
Gotta get in there!
So, in spite of all this lighthearted frivolity, we are a QAnon podcast, so we have to tell you guys it might get dark.
Content warning the adventures in hell world podcast talks in depth about QAnon
Which means we have to talk about all kinds of child abuse and violence against people
listener discretion advised Although we might not be doing too much of that this week
because of the fact that right now Our boy Mike Lindell of my pillow guy the bell of the ball
is finally doing his big cyber symposium Has he defeated the deep state?
Have we uncovered the truth of our stolen election?
No, we actually haven't.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not in any way, shape, or form has anything happened.
Michael Lindell, heroic champion of patriotism, refusing to even get off the stage to take a lunch break.
So powerful is his message.
And then promptly leaving the stage directly after this fit.
So I think we're just going to dip right into the news.
So we're going to play The Bump.
From the digital headlines to the digital front lines, it's Cues in the News!
So yeah, Mike Lindell defiantly was on stage and one of the, I don't know if it was a stagehand or someone like program producer person, was just like, okay everybody we're getting ready for a lunch break so if you want to Go to the back tables, we got some snacks lined up for you.
And Michael Dell was like, No!
I ain't eatin'!
We ain't takin' any breaks!
We're goin' 17-2 hours straight!
Fuck you, soy boy!
Yeah!
Oh, man!
So, yeah, he literally freaked out and lashed out at the guy that was trying to organize a break Because Mike was trying to get a movie or a video played, and they weren't exactly sure about how that was going to be done.
And Mike is just...because he's in La La Land, he really doesn't know how anything works, ever.
He's like, play the thing!
And if you can't get it working, get it working, and then play it.
Yeah, he really wanted to screen God's Not Dead 4, colon, this time God's really super not dead, and they just couldn't get the feed to work.
God's Not Dead 4?
God's Not Dead 2 is the greatest, because literally a teacher is just like, hey, my faith gets me through life, and then they sue her for the crime of being a Christian.
Because that's what happens in America all the time.
If you are anywhere in public and you bring up the name of the Lord, they just cuff you and stuff you.
They just black bag you and send you to Gitmo.
And thankfully that movie stands up and says, no, the First Amendment, which we all support, is a real thing and you're allowed to talk about your religion.
Yeah, you have to be black to get that kind of treatment in America.
Your religion has nothing to do with it.
No, absolutely not.
If you are a white Muslim, as long as you don't bring up the whole worshipping Allah thing, you're good.
You're clean.
I got pulled over today.
What for?
DWC.
Drive it while Christian.
Yes!
I've got the little fish on the back of my car, Stadyside, pulled me over, and you're just like, no, I pulled you over because you fucking love Christ!
That's exactly what happens.
Yeah, we all know about all the times that Christians have really slapped down here in America.
It's a well-known thing.
Happens all the time.
Yeah, America's super Christian unfriendly.
Everyone hates Christians over there.
America hates all the Christians in America.
And also America doesn't like white people, because our boy Andrew Turba decided to have an absolute fit this morning, because the census data that's going to get released tomorrow, apparently, like the tea leaf reading or like the spoilers that are leaking out, say that like the white population in America is decreasing
faster than we thought it would.
And that America will be majority minority by 2045 if the current trends keep. So white people
only got rule of the roost for 24 more years and then it's all over for them.
So what does that put us at?
Like a thousand years or something?
No, I said 21 years.
2045.
No, no, I mean total.
Oh, total.
The extinction of the white race, well, probably in their minds, it'll be 25 years.
Because once we're majority minority, they're just going to start the death camps and just hurt us all away.
And that'll be it.
Well, we had a good run, like I was saying.
I think we were basically de facto in charge for like a thousand years or more, so.
Yeah, I mean, we had our run.
The Dinosaurs had a bigger run than white people, but still, it was a good run for the white people.
And now it's done.
I love the idea that these people are pooping their pants that white folks might not be the majority in the country anymore.
It's like, that's not going to change the economic state of the country.
White people are still going to have all the money.
So there's just going to be a smaller cluster of white people that still have all of the money.
So like, calm down, buddy.
Being white is still super powerful.
Yeah, that's what makes me laugh so much about this is that most of the elected leaders in America will be white.
Most of the money will be in the hands of white people.
These people just like kind of think that like this demographic shift is going to hit where you get to like non-white 50.1, white 49.9, bam, and then suddenly... White male.
White male.
But I mean, they just have this idea that the moment that happens, white people lose everything, that like the jig is up.
The moment The non-whites have a numerical supremacy over the whites.
They just take everything.
It's just the snap.
As soon as the scales start ticking a little bit, all white people just start disintegrating.
Just racist snap.
Oh no.
Torp 6 stumbles over to a log and just sits down defeated like Kato's and waits to evaporate to nothing.
Yeah, AOC is just like, in a grateful universe, we'll wake up to a new non-white day.
Just white people dissolving?
Just a bunch of Klan members?
his head on the Thanos' body.
Yes!
Just white people dissolving?
Just a bunch of Klan members?
Yes.
That's it.
It's so...
The idea that you get upset about a census that like demographic data could make you sad
just makes me laugh so much.
In this regard, it's not even a census.
It's like, since a spoiler season is happening, and Uro just got spoiled, and Torba thinks he's going to break the format.
He's like, oh no, the format is white grievance.
Gotta go hard on the white grievance now.
Because we're about to not be the majority in two decades.
Oh no!
Oh my god!
Once again, we had a real good run.
Yeah, we had a run.
It's over.
But was our run really that great when Mike Lindell and his symposium is the best we have to offer the world?
Oh yeah, technically we're supposed to be talking about MyPillowGuy's PillowCon.
Yeah, that's right.
I don't know how Mike Lindell's ultra-whiteness and the whiteness of the Republican Party brought me to Torba and the census.
It's so weird that I made that connection.
Our boy, our boy Lindell is after having his angry tirade and saying that we're running 17 two hours straight, we're giving you all kinds of content.
Basically overnight, all they did on the stream was just replay that same video over and over again.
And another thing I really love is on the screen.
Like, right side broadcasting, which is like one of the tiny little dipshit platforms that's platforming this guy, this thing.
They constantly have crawls across the bottom of the screen that are like, put in this promo code now and save 66% on your MyPillow order!
Like, he's like saving America while also trying to sell a few pillows.
Yeah, just a couple.
But if I can move a few pillows, if I can move a little product during this Saving America convention, we're gonna do it.
I mean, We're not here altruistically.
I mean, my God.
Also, a real missed opportunity for 88% off of those pillows, right?
Yeah!
If you order 14 pillows, you get 88% off.
Somebody probably pitched that to him, and he was like, no, the profit margins are too low at that point.
Not even my love of Adolf Hitler will get me to sell my pillows at an 88% discount.
I'm crazy, crazy Mike Lindell.
I'm giving these pillows away, if you're white.
White pillow.
Yeah, so he did he did all of these wonderful things yesterday.
Oh, Jerry, it was right in front of us the whole time.
Mind pillow.
Oh, that's We here at Adventures in the Networld Podcast apologize for being a month late or maybe even years late to mail that one.
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This is why we have a content warning.
Yes.
It's not just for the child exploitation and stuff.
Sometimes we come in hard with the Nazi shit.
People are like, why are they making so many Nazi jokes?
Well, because all these Q supporters are fucking white supremacist Nazis.
I don't know what to tell you.
We don't make the rules.
No.
These are the people that we're dealing with.
We're dealing with people that legitimately want a fascist dictatorship in America.
I mean, That is the dream.
And, again, going back to the census data for a moment, they wanted a white ethnostate.
They wanted a Christian, fascist, white dictatorship in America, and they want anyone who isn't those three things.
They want more of that.
They want more of that, and also the whole, again, men.
Also the men thing.
They want women to be second-class citizens, And if you're a person of color, you can fuck all the way off.
I mean, that's the way this works.
I mean, this is the dream.
And they hate the fact that over the course of time, they become less and less relevant as a political force.
I saw a thing after the 2012 election, when Obama beat Romney, that if the demographics had been when Reagan was president, when Reagan won in 1980, Romney would have won in a landslide, but because the non-white vote was so much bigger than what it was like 30 years ago, Obama was able to win comfortably.
And that's what makes these people get the shakes.
Yeah, I mean, that's really what it's about.
Well, I mean, it's also about deep-seated racism, but also like...
The more people that are non-white there are in the country, the more likely it is that all of the people in power stop looking like these people.
And then they might have to deal with policies that we don't like getting enacted.
Oh no!
Imagine a world where people could receive affordable health care!
Holy shit!
Fuck that!
No deal!
Yeah, it's that.
It's this idea that we were in charge and now we're not going to be in charge.
Bad people are now going to put in policies that help the bad people.
That was like one of the major things about social security was that A lot of how it was originally implemented was racist.
Like you really had to jump through hoops if you were not white to get your hands on your Social Security checks.
And then as the Great Society came in and the Civil Rights Act got passed, America started saying, you know what, the social safety net applies to everybody.
And suddenly all the white people who are really happy about Medicare and Medicaid and Social Security and all this other stuff were like, wait a minute, people that don't look like me are getting government benefits too.
Now I'm a fiscal conservative!
Now we need to turn off the spigot of government funding that's going into the neighborhoods because some of my neighborhood ain't white and that ain't cool anymore.
Way to ticky boo.
Yes, exactly.
I mean, it's just that this thing about that, and this is where these quote-unquote illegal votes are always coming from.
Whenever they talk about doing an audit, they're always talking about auditing Detroit, or Philadelphia, or any other place where it's wink-wink black people that are the ones voting.
Because again... And also they just never want to, for whatever reason, impossible to determine, they never want to audit any of the states that Trump won.
If Trump won a state, that election was obviously clean, but if Trump lost the state, that election was obviously dirty, because Trump was the guy.
That's so weird.
I actually had a thing, it was like in Texas, they were talking about doing an audit, And some of the people, Republicans, were like, why would we audit Texas?
We won.
I mean, what's wrong with you idiots?
You only audit the places you lost to try to come up with bullshit reasons for why you lost to try to fix it.
Through voter suppression laws and making people quote-unquote question democracy.
And all that fun shit.
I actually did see a QAnon supporter, it was QTah, who was whining about trying to get an audit done in Utah.
And I think that's mostly because they hate Romney.
And they want to try to prove that Romney can't really win in Utah.
Even though he's like the Mormon avatar of Mormonism.
And like the beloved son in the state of Utah.
They still think Romney's having to like load the dice in order to get the W.
In Mormon Stan.
It's, like, hilarious.
Yeah, that guy could not be a bigger celebrity in Utah if he was looking into a magic hat or whatever, you know what I mean?
He's already got the juice.
Everybody loves him.
Yeah, if he had gold plates, maybe he could be a little more of a celebrity in Utah.
Moroni himself, or themself, or whatever, would have to come down from the heavens.
Yeah, that's right.
I know their name.
They'll have to come down from the heavens and just be like, hey, this Romney guy?
He's not cool anymore.
And then maybe Utah would be like, okay, we're turning on Romney.
Q was certainly not going to have enough juice to do it.
Unless Moroni comes down and is just like, oh, guess what?
I was also Q the whole time.
Oh shit, what a twist!
We owe Ron Watkins so many apologies.
We thought it was this dumb wag you have, but it was really this angel the whole time.
Oh my god.
So yeah, our boy Ron, he had a moment at the symposium.
Oh shit, he went to the symposium?
By went to the symposium we mean he had a Skype call from Japan.
So he may have pushed his Ray statue to the side and got it out of the shot.
Sadly, he put on a ball cap, not his Wagyu cowl.
Yeah, I saw the picture of him.
The whole thing went to shit when he didn't have the right hat on.
But before I get too deep into his glorious appearance, in air quotes, appearance at the Symposium, so he decided to dox his whistleblower lady who was actually the person who was committing crimes on his behalf to try to out-dominion as a bunch of criminals and traitors against our nation.
We got a lot of Ron news this week, so for those of you who may have not been fully caught up on all of this, the big reveal that Ron had been teasing for a while, that was going to blow everyone's minds, everyone's minds were going to be completely freaked, like so much Criss Angel, Uh, it was this video of, like, the Dominion system, like, BIOS from an area with, like, important information redacted to try to, uh, maintain the secrecy of this whistleblower.
And, uh, the video was a huge nothing.
The BIOS is just some people talking about how, like, oh yeah, hypothetically, this could have been connected to the internet.
Am I right, guys?
And then it also turns out that Ron, being the masterful wizard of technology that he is, did not properly redact the data he needed to, to prevent from exposing the person who was his sacred whistleblower.
Yeah, Mesa County Clerk Tina Peters was the person who was poking around in Colorado's Dominion voting machines. So
this is a state that wasn't even controversial. Biden won Colorado comfortably and easily. And no one was looking for
an audit there because it was a done deal. And this woman who's
in Colorado was like, wait, maybe if I like poke around in a
Dominion voting machine illegally and tamper with it, I might be able to get Ron some information to help him blow
the lid off Dominion.
But she's a hardcore progressive though, right?
Actually, no.
She's a Republican.
What?
Is she a Trump supporter?
You know it!
So wait a minute.
So hold on.
Wait a minute.
Let me get the facts right.
So what you're saying is that we do have a confirmed Like, video that is evidence of somebody tampering with a Dominion voting machine and, shocking no one, the person doing it is a Trump supporter.
This is the way this works.
Whenever these people complain about a crime, they are almost always the ones committing said crime.
Yeah, they are literally protesting too much.
Like, Methinks, they are always protesting too much.
They're just like, yeah, we hate pedophiles.
And it's just like, okay, well, Matt Gaetz is sex trafficking a 17-year-old girl.
Like, constant other conservatives getting pinched for having kiddie porn on their computer.
It's just like, oh man, the definitive voting machines, you can get up in them and do shit.
And then the only evidence we have of that happening is one Republican lady Who loves Donald Trump?
And the one thing that's really interesting about this to me is the timeline of this is so weird.
I really wonder if, and I've seen some speculation about this also on the interwebs, I wonder if Mike Lindell got Tina Like, connected to Ron to try to gas up this symposium.
Because, like, a few days before the symposium, Ron was on Telegram being like, Guys, I've looked at these packet captures.
I could take them.
I could leave them.
I don't know how I feel about this.
And then, Like, literally a day later, Ron was like, Guys, you have no fucking idea.
I got- This is explosive.
This is such explosive shit.
Oh my god, we're about to tear the whole house of cards down, baby.
We're about to- We're about to- Fucking love packet captures.
We're gonna- Yeah, we're gonna blow the lid off this shit.
You have no idea.
And then suddenly he has his Dominion whistleblower.
Now he's doing the symposium himself, technically via Skype.
So it's really amazing that Ron did this 180 from symposium, schmimposium, who really cares, to suddenly being like, oh my god!
You have no idea how deep the corruption runs.
So I really wonder if the Lindell people reached out to Ron and were like, hey, Ron, we know you're Q, we know you have juice in your dumb section of the internet where the MyPillow guy also has juice, but he could use some of that Q mystique that you got to try to spice this thing up.
Maybe we could, I don't know, give you a whistleblower, make some videos, do a little work, and then you could be the cynic that had your eyes open to the truth and come around to the symposium being incredible.
And we'll also pay you some money for a speaking gig.
How's that sound, Ron?
And Ron was like, the only whistleblowing I want is Kana Chan from Dragon Maid!
And they were like, we don't know what those words are.
I will give all these Q-Nutter Butters credit for one thing, though.
The mainstream media does give exactly no fucks about this explosive bombshell.
Probably because it's not explosive nor a bombshell, but boy howdy, I have seen zero reporting on it.
Not even them dunking on it as just being total gibberish.
They just have completely ignored it, because why wouldn't they?
Because Greece is on fire.
Real stuff is happening.
Oh, that was one of the greatest things that's happened In the QAnon view of this symposium is that this symposium is a black hole of news and information that is so powerful and so devastating that the deep state and the Democrats are just throwing every bit of shit they can in a wall to distract you from it.
Cuomo resigning Was merely a distraction from the Lindell Symposium.
The infrastructure bill passing the Senate was merely a distraction from the Symposium.
The story we're going to cover in more detail in a little bit, the military mandating vaccines for COVID for the troops.
Once again, say it with me now.
A distraction.
A distraction, exactly.
A distraction from the Symposium.
Like all of this shit that you're seeing that's like real news that really matters.
Our government working as intended and passing a trillion dollar infrastructure bill.
That was just a distraction from the MyPillow guy screaming about how he ate leaving a stage for 72 hours.
And if you cowards want to take a lunch break, you can go fuck yourselves.
I ain't eating no lunch.
DeSantis essentially mandating that children in Florida die in droves by refusing to allow schools to mandate their masks.
Distraction.
The idea that this symposium is so powerful that the Deep State has to throw every bit of shit they can at it to stop it is hilarious.
And what is funny is also there are reporters there that are covering it.
Jared Holt, who's like a blue checkmark reporter who's on the QAnon beep, is at the symposium, and he's just rolling his eyes.
All of his reporting is, yeah, they say there's a room that's full of voting machines, but they won't let us into the room.
They won't let us look at the machines.
They promise that they're going to run a simulated election of those machines in a little while, and then they're going to beep the boop and show how they rigged it.
And that's great, but if we can't see the machines, we don't know if they're actual Dominion machines.
We don't know what's really going on here.
You can't look at the man behind the curtain?
Yeah, oh god, you can't see Oz.
Fuck you.
Mike Lindell has all of the hacked into Dominion machines in the hat.
And only he may look into the hat.
That's what the angel said.
Full circle!
We're gonna get sued by the Church of Mormonism for comparing them to QAnon.
That's how we get popular.
We go after fringe religions and just egg them on.
We take the Reddit line.
We just make fun of religion.
Yeah, we just make fun of religions until we get cease and desist orders, and we see how much we can line-step on that.
Next week's episode, Fuck Scientology!
It's just like QAnon.
It's gonna be a total banger.
Hi, Karen!
So, I mean, it's just gonna be... Spoiler warning, I don't respect your religion if it's only 200 or less years old.
Religion was from the time of stupid ages.
If it came out after, like, coal was being used to fire industry, I give no fucks about it.
It's like, congratulations, we cracked this nut called science.
We know that the Earth is not the center of the universe.
And also, here's a new religion.
What?
No.
Fuck off.
Get out of here with that shit!
Religion was our desperate fleeting attempts to explain the world before we were able to explain the world!
So we don't need a competing theory that is fantasyland fighting against science.
That's basically how this works.
No, a man in a chariot pulls the sun into the sky every day, and then a lady, who is his sister, maybe kind of pulls the moon into the sky at night.
Oh, right.
That's way more articulate and accurate than what we know to be the world now.
And Zeus became a bull and had totally consensual bull sex with a woman and out came Mike Lindell to deliver us from evil.
Yeah!
Mike Lindell is literally a demigod.
He is part of the pantheon.
That would be the only way to explain why the fuck anyone has any Like, any reason to care what he has to say.
Like, Mike Lindell getting somehow popular at all is just astonishing to me.
He's such a goober!
He's not even that rich!
The thing he makes is a pillow!
Why does anybody give a fuck about this guy?
Yeah, the Watkins, too.
Both of them look insanely creepy.
Oh, Jim!
I mean, Jim!
Papa Watkins is an absolute just lunatic and he looks like a pornographer, which is what he is.
I mean, that was like that.
That was a part in the documentaries that he was very proud about was that he squatted on a gay porn site called Pokey Man or Pokeman.
And Nintendo was just like, we really do not like this site.
You will get rid of it.
And he was like, cut me a check.
And Nintendo was like- We prefer that you did not do this.
And then Nintendo crunched the numbers and was like, here's how much it would take us to see you into oblivion.
Here's the check we're willing to cut you.
Are you willing to take the check?
And Jim Watkins was like, yes, I will take the check.
And Pokemon went down at that point, as it were.
So, yeah, the people we're dealing with here are the type of people who would be excited about their ability to squat on a website that sounds like a beloved children's franchise, make it about gay porn in order to extort money out of the company that makes said beloved children's franchise.
They're pumped about that.
Yeah, like that guy looks like the sort of person who would create a Chan board, am I right guys?
Or steal a Chan board.
Yeah, all of these things.
He and his son are creeps and Mike Lindell is a weirdo and The reason why Liddell got famous through this bullshit is because he just became a right-wing radical.
He just became obsessed with promoting republicanism and stuff.
And it became a running gag on Fox News that no matter how terrible you were, like when Bill O'Reilly was getting pulled and cancelled and all the shit Tucker Carlson does, There's just no amount of shit you can do where Mike Lindell will pull his ads from Fox.
Until Fox stopped running ads for his symposium because they didn't want to get sued by Dominion.
Which, oh yeah, by the way, spoiler alert, OAN got sued by Dominion this week for another billion dollars.
Because these clowns just can't keep, they can't stop fucking around.
And they want to find out.
And they find out when Dominion's like, by the way, you're promoting this bullshit, here's a billion dollar lawsuit.
You dumb cretins!
Yeah, dude, what do you suppose is gonna happen to Rod's secret whistleblower?
I mean, Dominion's out there just suing everyone for a billion dollars.
Didn't her office get raided?
Am I mixing that up?
Didn't her office at work get raided after she got doxxed by the law enforcement?
I don't remember exactly who was the group that raided it.
I don't know if it was her management of the company, which is Colorado's government as it were, or if it was actually the police of Colorado.
She's being looked into now to see if she may have committed some big boy crimes by meddling with that Dominion voting machine.
This is what these people do.
They're just flailing They're just like so desperate to just do anything to get attention for themselves, to just promote this bullshit.
The Dominion lawsuit against OAN also mentioned Ron and brought up the fact that like, hey, this Ron Watkins guy, OAN was using him as a quote-unquote cyber expert.
And there are people out there on the internet who think that Ron Watkins is cute.
So ain't that a thing?
So, the fact that Icarus is flying ever closer to the sun, and the fact that the Watkins boys are trying to earn themselves that three-comma lawsuit, they're really working on it.
I mean, it's just like, Jesus.
I mean, have you guys noticed that Dominion is really litigious?
I mean, they are.
Rightfully so.
Yeah, exactly.
So, I mean, like, you are poking a bear that has been poked many times before, and we've seen how that bear reacts to being poked.
Do you really want to go down this road?
Because even if you win the lawsuit, you're going to be tied up with lawyers fees and in court for years.
Because this isn't going away.
Yeah, and that's if you have the money to even try to fight against something like Dominion, right?
Like this Tina person or whatever.
What are they going to do?
Start a GoFundMe for the millions and millions of dollars it would take for her to defend her name in court?
If Dominion is just like, oh, you've been proven to be, on a video online, trying to substantiate these claims that Dominion was being fraudulent or whatever, enjoy your billion dollar lawsuit.
I don't think she probably has the money to fight Dominion in court.
She's probably going to have to settle for whatever, declare bankruptcy, her life will be over.
What she's gonna have to do, I mean, she's gonna have to come out and be like, Dominion did nothing wrong.
Their software works great.
The election was free and fair.
Biden won fair and square.
I should not have tried to tamper with their machines that are tamper-proof and were air-gapped and were not connected to the internet.
Everything I said was bullshit.
Fuck Ron Watkins.
Fuck everyone who put me up to this.
Spike McMindell.
I'm out of here.
Tempur-Pedic makes the best pillow on the market.
Yeah, all of that.
That is, I mean, that's what's going to happen to the private citizens.
Those people, if they get the Dominion's gaze, they're going to have to make a public apology and throw all their co-conspirators under the bus.
She's going to do the January 6th insurrectionist playbook move of just being like, Donald Trump told me to do it and it was crazy!
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, there's nothing you can do when Donald Trump tells you to storm the Capitol.
His magic voodoo power is just so overwhelming, you're just compelled.
You are compelled to charge into the Capitol as a tourist, or whatever the excuse was after the fact.
As a tourist.
Remember when that kid pled in court, his defense was that he had affluenza?
He was just too rich to be crazy or whatever?
Yeah, these guys have like Trumpizima or whatever.
It's just like Donald Trump said a thing and my brain broke.
I couldn't tell left from right anymore because Donald Trump, his magnetism is so incredible.
His magnetism is so great he was sticking to me after I took the vaccine.
What is the condition?
Is it MAGAenza?
Trumpluenza?
We're gonna have to come up with a condition for these poor, poor people that are rotting in prison for attempting to overthrow our government in a violent coup.
Like, never forget that was actually what those clowns were doing and they can fuck right off.
But they were just tourists.
It was like hugging and kissing.
Yes.
MAGAtude.
Yeah.
So let's get to the meat of the subject of the Ron Watkins event at the symposium, which I don't know if it's still ongoing, because lord knows Ron doesn't really have a day job managing Aitkun, as it were, or anything.
So he could probably be on his Skype call all day.
He got on the Skype call wearing the wrong hat, boo that guy, and led the crowd in a stirring rendition of God Bless America.
Through a Zoom call?
Through a Zoom call, yeah, from Japan, where he lives.
The Philippines, he's in the Philippines.
He's in Japan right now.
Is he?
Okay.
Yeah, he's in Japan.
But he's in Japan right now, and from Japan, on a Skype call, he led the crowd through a rendition of God Bless America, which I'll never get that minute of my life back, and it was really jarring.
Ron then proceeded to give a speech, which was literally a kid who hasn't read the book in this book report, read the back of the book, and was just trying to spitball and riff on what the book said.
And he's like, look, I don't know this for sure, but there seems to be a lot of evidence leading in this direction.
And if we could tease it out, And the way Ron was talking, he was sounding like he was trying to get ready to do the debunk live on his Skype call.
It's not like he has a Dominion voting machine next to the Rey statue in his bedroom or anything, and he could get to work hacking on it or whatever.
But he was just sort of spitballing, and then his software, the Skype call started falling apart.
He couldn't hear the people at the convention talking to him, and the communications fell apart.
So then they, of course, started talking about deep state people attacking them, and it was a hack, and Paul was trying to censor Ron Watkins.
And sometime in the last hour or so, Ron has gotten back into the convention, but Basically in Ron's channel, everybody is pissing and moaning that the other people that are doing the presentation keep talking over Ron and won't let Ron speak.
So they're just trampling over each other.
And obviously they're having connectivity issues where Ron doesn't know when they stop talking in the jump in and they don't know when to let Ron speak.
So it's going great.
Doing real good.
Doing real good.
The guy that's going to save the world by exposing these Dominion voting machines and the symposium that's going to bring that evidence forth for the world to see can't figure out the logistics of an international Skype call.
It's really, really heartwarming stuff.
Good to hear.
If the crux of your argument requires some high-level computer hackery and stuff, and you can't manage to get a stable internet connection over the internet to call into PillowCon to tell your side of the tale or whatever, then why are we supposed to trust you about anything?
Like, back in the day, the Chan Wars were supposed to be hackers on steroids.
They were a feared cabal of people.
Their hacking knows no limits.
They could do anything with a computer.
My God, it's Lawnmower Man!
But, it turns out that Ron, you know, he might be able to get your printer to work, but I don't think he's the chap who's going to crack into a Dominion voting machine and prove that Donald Trump won the election in all states.
And what's really funny also was last night they started moving the goalposts.
I know this is incredibly shocking.
You shut up.
No.
No, I put my surprise hat away.
I'm so sorry.
You may have to fish it out.
So as they were talking about all this dumb shit that they were doing at the symposium, One of the reports from Liberty Overwatch, I'm sure they're a totally trustworthy and on-the-ball kind of group.
They said, Eric, one of our Liberty Overwatch team members, is part of the technical cavalry assembled at Liddell's Sioux Falls cyber event.
Here's a summary from today.
Everyone is collaborating.
I see no Lone Rangers here.
The General Spirit seems to be looking for the most substantial proof positive, which is, ironically, not what would win anyone the $5 million that Mike Liddell has promised to give to someone if they could disprove his claims.
I'd love the idea that someone from Liberty Overwatch met with other like-minded people that are obviously all, stop the steal, Trump won, Trump 2021, the rules have changed.
I'm stunned that those people are trying to validate Mike Lindell's case instead of trying to win the $5 million Mike Lindell says he'll give you if you invalidate his case.
Spoiler alert, you're never getting a penny of that no matter what you do.
No matter how badly you crush Mike Lindell's bullshit, he is never giving you a red cent of that money.
And these people know that.
That's why they're not even going to try.
They're going to just pat Mike on the head and tell him he's a beautiful, strong boy.
Now, thanks to being in the studio with Mike Raines this week, I could look at this photo as he's looking at this photo.
There's seven individuals in this photo.
How many of them are people of color?
Mike?
Uh, zero.
Uh, zero.
Yes!
I mean, you can't win them all.
How many of these people are women?
Zero.
And how many of these people look like they are under the age of 30?
Zero.
Oh, okay, so weird.
So weird that it's a bunch of old fuck white men get like gathering around a laptop, like trying,
it looks like they're all trying to log in to their fucking MySpace page.
Yes, that's exactly what is going on here.
And then the remaining bullet points on this photo are, Lindell, this makes me laugh so much.
Lindell assembled an offensive red team to try to break the data
and wound up with a new discovery that appears to be very positive.
And then the final one is, The PCAPP data is still relevant, however.
There is an additional smoking gun that may have even bigger legal foundation.
So, they started this convention that was entirely about the packet captures, and almost immediately into the convention, they were like, oh yeah, by the way, we've got something bigger than the packet captures.
The packet captures?
What packet captures?
Packet captures ain't nothing!
Our offensive red team has already found something bigger than the packet captures.
So really, the one thing I've learned from this photo is that my fancy football team this year is going to have a big battle.
It's either going to be named the Offensive Red Team or the Arizona Routers.
Those are the only two possible names for my fantasy football team.
I assure you, you don't want your football team to be named Liberty Overwatch Parenthesis Patriot Closed Parenthesis.
Just in case you didn't get it.
That sounds... Liberty Overwatch Parenthesis Patriot Comma Digital Soldier Comma Mind Fear!
I mean, no, strike that one through.
No, not that one.
Just kidding.
Totally a Patriot White.
I mean, uh, right.
I mean, what?
No.
It's a miracle I can walk again!
These people are the biggest clowns imaginable.
Oh, Lord.
Yeah, these people are the biggest clowns imaginable.
But yeah, I'm so stunned that the hackers, incredibly loosely termed hackers, that Mike
Lindell have assembled are trying to work to strengthen Mike Lindell's case and are
not trying to get themselves that cool five mil from his incontrovertible evidence that
he promises to pay out on if you are able to debunk it.
Which you're not going to because as I've said repeatedly, like Ken Hovind had a quarter million dollar bounty for anyone who could prove evolution to him.
Shockingly, that went unclaimed because Ken Hovind is a scam robber and a con man who went to jail for being a fraudster.
Someone else pointed out to me, TimeCube, if you remember the legendary TimeCube, that guy had a $100,000 thing if you could debunk TimeCube.
Like, reality debunks Time Cube, so anyone could claim that $100,000 if they so desired it.
Uh, I don't know.
Have you ever seen the number 4?
It seems pretty sacred to me.
It seems like it's probably one of the pillars of the cube, or whatever.
One of the four corners of the cube that makes up the thing, or whatever.
Because, four.
That's how many corners a cube has.
Oh god, that story's so sad.
It's just like... Yeah, well, I think it's, is it Down the Rabbit Hole that has like a cute time cube?
Yeah, Down the Rabbit Hole.
For those of you who have no idea what the fuck we're talking about, there's a wonderful YouTube channel called Down the Rabbit Hole, and if you want to watch their time cube video, it's like, hot, like, it is a funny but tragic tale of somebody who is completely far afield of reality, like, and just over the course of their life has One is just like a prologue mental breakdown about their theory on how everything works, and it being a cube of time, and how 4 is the sacred number or whatever, because 4 is the quarter of the cube, and etc.
Oh my god, it is just a tremendous bummer.
Yeah, the time cube is horrifying and depressing, and every time someone brings up time cube I'm like, oh my god, fellow ancient traveler, welcome to my peer group.
I bask in the time cube.
I remember when that guy got really racist when Obama's star started to rise up.
Do you remember when that guy got the help for his mental illness that he needed and then lived a long, healthy life afterwards?
Yeah.
I remember when that happened.
I bet that's how that story ended.
Yes.
And then everything was okay.
It was funky Dory.
And then he went upstate to play on the farm and lives happily ever after.
He had an acolyte, like he had a right-hand man, somebody that bought in hard at the Time Cube, and that guy also got help for his mental illness and ended up just fine.
No.
Narrator, he didn't.
Yeah.
So, I think we've, unfortunately for us, the symposium is still ongoing, so the news continues apace.
For those of you who wish to torture yourselves in real time on this stuff, check out Trapezoid of Discovery on Twitter-trons.
They're doing live threads about it.
One of our fans who we like to give shoutouts to, Karma2021, is posting all kinds of screen grabs of people mocking and ridiculing this thing flaming out really hard and also dunking on Rod Watkins because he deserves to be dunked on constantly.
Yeah, that Karma 2021 feed has become incredible now that it's just screencaps of people talking shit about Ron Watkins.
Like, two Ron Watkins.
There's like, we love Q and all, but we hate you, Ron.
You suck.
You're a, this is all a psyop.
You're a deep state plant.
You don't have any juice.
Like, and it's just like, y'all, he's Q.
Yo, motherfuckers, he is the Q. He is Tom Delancey or whatever that guy's name is.
Don't get more Q than him.
Once again, I'm just left here wondering why he doesn't post again as Q. I'm just forever going to be asking that question because I do not understand.
The three-comma lawsuit.
The moment he posts again, Dominion's like, oh, you're dead.
Yeah, and or the U.S.
government would probably be pretty interested in Q if he pops back up, considering he helped incite the riot.
Yeah, I mean, there are logical reasons, but, like, one last Q post, like, makes Ron cool again, quotation marks.
What he should really do is just get a smaller Wagyu cowboy hat that has Q on the front of it, and wear that under his big cowboy hat, and then do a big reveal where he just takes off one hat, sort of just a small hat underneath it.
So yeah, unfortunately for us, Ron's dumb shit is probably going to continue to drag on for hours.
The packet capture data, which apparently now isn't the big payoff of the Dell Symposium, that's tomorrow, allegedly.
We were going to have a big announcement yesterday at 7pm, but then that didn't occur because reasons.
So yeah, so next week is going to be like the blow off.
Our podcast is going to have the blow off of all of this.
Because on Friday, we're all going to be marching in the streets demanding Trump to be reinstated because the evidence of Thursday's events are going to be so overwhelming and so overpowering that we're going to be compelled.
That magafluenza is going to hit us.
left for a while and just start charging into buildings and get your PDA light. Yeah, it's
gonna be crazy. Absolute madness. We're all gonna be filled so hard tomorrow. When in
like hour 70 of the 72 hour vendor that my pillow guy is on he finally reveals the truth
was about how the election was stolen. I want a bleary eyed and delirious after 72 hours
of no sleep Michael and Delta finally hit like reach nirvana and actually like see the
code of the matrix and tell us like exactly why the jig is up.
That would be great.
That toy's just like, I refuse to take breaks.
I need to sleep-deprive myself so this ayahuasca can kick in and I can start telling you really what's up.
That would be great.
I want the end of this convention to be Mike Virgil's spirit journey reaching its culmination.
That's what this is all about.
His spirit journey.
He needs to commute to a higher power.
He actually needs to achieve the singularity himself.
Yeah, he was raving and raving about packet captures and then he dissolved into pure energy and faded away into the light.
That would be great.
I'm compelled to that point.
I'm like, shit!
Mike Lindell did it!
He reached transcendence!
Holy crap!
He turned into an energy being.
I want him to pull out some sort of big stone monolith thing from the Snyder Cut and he just plugs a MyPillow into it and it turns into Donald Trump and he bows in front of it and he's just like, My Lord!
We have found the packet capturer!
Is it possible you, you have found the Packet Capture Equation?
I forgot where the Packet Capture Equation was, even though I was there.
Much like our title of that movie, Donald Trump, there's no fucking way he would show up to PillowCon.
Like, he might Skype in via rock, but he will not set a foot on that continent.
It doesn't matter.
Skype in via rock?
Like, one of El's trademark movie riffs.
I love how in the Snyder Cut, the end of the Snyder Cut is, like, the Justice League flexing on Darkseid by opening a boom tube portal to Apocalypse, decapitating his minion and sending it through the portal and just being like, yeah, now what?
And it doesn't even look for even, like, a moment.
Like, Darkseid considers, he's just like, well, I've got the door open, I'm just gonna come and fucking, I'm just gonna rock you.
I'm just gonna come through this door and smash you.
You got Superman back, but...
Yeah, he's just like, you've killed my minion, cool.
And just lets the door close.
It's like, I mean, but this is the same guy who forgot where Earth was, so no big deal.
You killed the crummiest of my minions, the one I banished.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're kind of, and you have the Indiana Jones Equation, which I care about a lot, and I forgot where that planet was, the planet that defeated me, and had the MacGuffin I've been seeking all these years.
Ah, man, I mean, Really, it feels like if Darkseid had just had something like Omega-3, some better brain mechanics, maybe he could have downloaded that Calm app LeBron James was on.
The Omega-3 equation?
Yeah, maybe if he just jogged his memory a little bit more, he could have won instead of not winning, as it were.
Because mistakes were made when it comes to Darkseid.
Yeah, Tom Brady has spent his whole career searching for the perfect season, but he just lost track of Eli Manning.
Yes!
I have no idea where that guy is.
Couldn't find him.
Could be anywhere.
That no good son of a bitch.
My lord, save 66% on pillows!
So, Sarge, buddy, amigo, compadre, your ex-military, what is the military's stance on vaccinations and how much of that shit do you have to deal with when you're serving America, fighting for our freedom and all that good stuff?
Fuck it, a lot.
The day I got to basic training, they took us into a room and lined us up and they're like, drop trowel, you're about to get a million shots.
I mean, they made it clear that those were all optional, right?
Uh, yeah.
No.
They asked you if you were allergic?
To any sort of, uh, anything that would be in a vaccine.
And if you said yes, they gave you a different, uh, a different pill or they gave you a pill or something else.
I, in fact, when I went to Iraq, anthrax was still a big scare, uh, something they were afraid of.
So, I had to get an experimental anthrax vaccine and I had to sign the flimsiest, dumbest sheet of paper that said, hey, you won't sue us if you get sick from this anthrax vaccine, but you're still taking it.
That whole thing where they talk about contracts of cohesion where you're forced into doing it.
It was just some Xerox cut in half piece of paper with like, here sign this, you're getting this anthrax vaccine.
Will it make me sick?
I don't know, maybe.
I mean probably, it's got a little anthrax in it.
Yeah, this is before the whole mRNA vaccines came out.
We're just giving you fucking dead anthrax so that your body will know what anthrax is like.
So, yeah.
Fucker up, buttercup.
Here it comes.
Boom.
Yeah.
I got the experimental anthrax vaccine because they determined it was, you take this or there's a chance You'll die if you get exposed to anthrax.
And I was like, well, you know, that all sounds pretty great.
The not dying to anthrax.
And then I got a million other vaccines going to Iraq.
I had so many vaccines that I wasn't allowed to donate blood to a civilian blood bank for like five years after I got back.
And I'd been to Iraq.
So they were just like, oh no, we're good.
You can donate to a military blood bank.
But, no.
We have filled your blood with so much shit.
We- It's not- You're the high grade now.
You actually have the diesel blood.
Hey, your blood could have been adrenochrome for all we know.
You might have actually had designer blood.
Oh my God.
So now, hey, QAnon folks, if you want to join the military and get that experimental high-grade blood and then sell it on the black market to the cabal, there's your in.
There's your way to make a few bucks and to expose the cabal, because probably Sarge probably fucked up by not doing that.
Yeah, no, I really goofed up.
You left a lot of money on the table not getting that done.
I mean, that was a huge mistake.
So, how furious were you that your freedoms were being stripped as the military was pumping you with these non-optional vaccines?
Oh, just furious.
And then, like, every year we had to get a flu shot, and they would just take over.
They made us get the flu shot, and it didn't matter if you were allergic to the egg part.
Don't worry, they had the nasal mist, and they would just shoot that up your nose.
And they would just take over a whole gymnasium on base and just run everyone through because they figured out that it is much cheaper to give the entire military the flu shot than the time they lose to people being sick with the flu.
Yeah, I was furious of my freedoms being trampled over.
No, I didn't want to get sick to all these, like, fucking weaponized bugs.
That doesn't mean I think, uh, fucking COVID is weaponized or fake, uh, made in a lab or anything.
It's just, God, like, anyone who's mad about Fucking, uh, the military being forced to get the vaccine.
That's just plain old, plain old.
The biggest strike against the vaccine or whatever is just people are just like, oh, but like, I don't know what's in it.
How do I know this isn't going to kill me?
And it's just like, dog, you're in the military.
The whole point of the military is that at any moment, the government could go put you in a situation where you might die.
It might kill you!
Yeah, I mean, when they brought those boats to the shores of England and said, get in this boat, You're going to the beaches of Normandy.
You're like, I don't want to get in that boat.
It might kill me.
Guess what?
That's called deserting.
Yeah, I don't know what's on that beach.
Yeah, I don't know what's on that beach.
Actually, I do know it's not just pillboxes of guns.
Have we done enough research on that beach?
Yeah, did you guys know there are a lot of guns on that beach?
The beach isn't even fully FDA approved yet.
Why would I put it in my body?
Yeah, exactly.
And the military, again, they do these things for combat readiness and for efficiency of the military.
They're not telling you to get the shot because they're woke, or because they're part of some sort of sinister agenda.
They're doing this because they don't want to send a battalion of troops to somewhere in the world to deal with some bullshit hotspot going on, and then suddenly half of that group is contagious with COVID, like 15% of them are bedridden,
and now they don't have an effective military force, and they have to send another battalion in, different, away
from that group that have been quarantined because they have
fucking COVID. I mean, this is so ridiculous that people are
screaming and yelling about this, when it is so obvious why the military wants to prevent a communicable, easy to
transmit disease from being in the military.
I mean, it's, yeah.
It's absurd!
It's like the officers that were there for January 6th, like, you know, they're telling their side of the story, and like, you know, crying, talking about having to watch their brothers in arms, like, kill themselves afterwards because of the PTSD or whatever, and you have these cute people just be like, fucking cucks, pussies, like, cry about it, like, Chinese military wouldn't be crying, this is why we're getting bodied by the incredible Chinese military, and it's just like, you know what sounds like the softest possible thing to me?
Being someone who managed to get through basic, and then being like, I don't want the vaccine!
I don't know what's in it.
Yeah, I met a couple of them, but like I said, I don't know what's in any of the vaccines
that I got.
I am not a scientist.
I'm not a doctor.
I just trust that it works.
Right.
Because the military wants to poison the troops.
I mean, that's their goal.
All the fucking time.
Yeah, the US military wants to poison their troops under the guise of protecting them from the Chinese bioweapon that isn't guaranteed lethal.
So the Chinese have developed a bioweapon that is an inconvenience for most people, and have set it upon the world to inconvenience them.
And in response, the United States military is like, finally, a chance to poison our own troops!
Yes!
America's military has longed for the day where they're able to kill their rank and file.
And of course, this also segues into the whole fact that Washington inoculated the troops from smallpox, literally, before we were actually really a fucking nation.
Oh, yeah.
I got the smallpox vaccine, too.
I'm one of very few people in my generation.
I had to get the smallpox vaccination as well.
Yeah, that shit.
I mean, like, that's like a meme.
That's like a pro-vaccination meme where people have a smallpox scar and they're like, Grandpa, why don't I have that scar?
Because it works.
We eradicated smallpox so you didn't have to get the crude form of vaccination that we had back in the day that left a scar on you.
Doug, we should just trick all these conservative idiots by renaming COVID to largepox.
And just be like, hey, you need to go get your largepox vaccine.
You don't want this pox, man.
It's crazy.
It's so much bigger than smallpox.
Like, if you thought smallpox was bad, wait until you meet its older brother, largepox.
It's so devastating.
Oh man, what if we called COVID Wokepox?
What if we told you that if you got COVID, you'd suddenly have empathy for people of color?
It might turn you gay!
I mean, there's all kinds of terrible... Cancel culture's out of control.
We need to find some way to scare these people into actually doing the right thing.
We just start relabeling all the COVID vaccines, Cure for Gay.
And it's just like, hey everybody, the government's giving out the free shot, it's Cure for Gay.
You take it, you have to get one after two weeks, you get another shot after two weeks, boom.
No gay for the rest, you don't have to worry about it for the rest of your life.
Oh, so many closet cases would come running down the hills.
That map of like contagious Delta variant, like Florida would flip from red to green.
It'd be like, yeah, somehow Florida's actually Sucking the very virus out of its surrounding neighborhood and eradicating it entirely.
People climbing over themselves to get out of their trailer parks to get the cure for gay.
Finally, God will love me!
It's like, actually, we were just tricking you.
Being gay is a natural thing and you should love yourself.
And by the way, now you can't get COVID.
And if you do, it'll be really minor.
No!
But I wanted to...
Like, thousands of dollars in hospital bills and permanent damage to my lungs and or heart.
Doctor, I took the shot and yet I'm still really attracted to my male gym instructor.
What's wrong with me?
Well, you need the booster, I guess.
Waka waka!
There you go, folks.
An hour in and I finally did it.
For those of you that have waka waka on your finger, there it is.
Oh my god.
Yeah, it's so insufferable that we have to deal with these people.
I saw a post that like Southwest and another airlines, I don't think it was Delta because that'd be a little too on the nose, but like a couple of airlines were like we are not going to force our staffs to be inoculated, whereas United has said that all staff will have to have the vaccine to be on the planes by the fall.
It's a Yes, I'm flying United then!
Fuck you weirdos who are gonna actually bring plane bombs on the planes.
That sounds like a great thing for people to do.
I mean, it is what it is.
These people are just gonna do what they're gonna do.
Nothing we can do or say... At this point, if what we've done and said so far isn't going to get these people to take the shot, then nothing will.
They're just gonna get duct taped to the plane chair.
Yeah, I mean, like, I guess if the military started rolling through in tanks and just started firing vaccine rounds into, like, boarded up buildings of the resistance, then we could get it done.
But until then, we're just gonna have to ride it out until enough of these people have to see their friends at Hogwarts die that they're like, maybe I do want the vaccine!
Well, they said that when Arkansas went crazy with COVID, that they've also seen a spike in vaccination rates.
And it's really shocking, positive fact.
It's like, oh, fuck, this is a real thing that's really real.
It's not just the 5G rays.
And my friend who was living in the hills couldn't get it.
Now he's almost dead.
And there's no ICU beds in our state.
Oops, maybe I should go get a shot now, because I'm a dumb dumb.
Yeah, it's so weird that these Q people are so anti-vaccine when the Delta variant is, like, highly contagious and, like, wildly above the board compared to the previous coronavirus when it comes to, like, infecting and murdering children.
It's like, you folks want to save kids?
Just get the goddamn shot!
Go get your fucking shot, you lunatics!
That is, uh, you know, the last point I was going to make before we dip into the mailbag, as it were, was Dan Crenshaw, the gerrymandered, district-winning representative in Texas who sometimes QAnon hates for not being MAGA enough.
That jamoke said something to the effect of, I'm in favor of the vaccine and I got vaccinated myself, but these mandates are bullshit.
If someone wants to risk their health being unvaccinated, that is a personal decision of theirs.
Yeah, what if that person coughs on my kid who can't get vaccinated and then my kid fucking dies?
Who's that on, asshole?
Yeah, I love the libertarians that are having to come out and just be like, yeah, vaccine mandates and stuff are not against your own personal liberty because more than just your personal liberty is at stake.
They're just like, yo, we hate seatbelts because if you crash and you're not wearing your seatbelt and you rocket out of your car and splatter onto the sidewalk, You have killed only yourself, but if you are unvaccinated, you are a danger to your community.
And it's just like, Libertarians get it!
Like, these people who, like, they hate helmets, they hate seatbelts, they hate all that shit, but even they're just like, yo, get vaccinated, because if you're unvaccinated, you're a danger to the community, not just yourself.
Right.
It's that whole thing, the right to swing your fist into the tip of my nose.
Like, that's the whole point of this, is that you're swinging your fist and you're hitting people.
That's what's going on here.
Yeah, your right to bite down real hard ends at the tip of my penis.
You tell them, L, in the way that only L can.
So now that we've worked ourselves into a frothing lather, I think it's time to look at the mailbag and see what our listeners have to ask us.
Our listeners got questions, we got answers.
It's time for Q and A.
SomeZeroShirtArt asks, can we start referring to Ronnie Watkins as a co-conspirator in the criminal case of the ousted clerk who leaked the voting machine bios video to him?
We could have done so yesterday, the day before that, whatever.
As soon as the video came out, yes.
Ron Watkins is absolutely a co-conspirator, and Mike Lindell may be a co-conspirator also, given the way the timing of all that old thing broke down.
Yeah, I mean, we'll see like when right now I'm sure tons and tons of people with much more experience in this shit than us, aka real lawyers and law enforcement agent people are looking over all the facts and they will determine how sharp they want those knives to be.
So we can only sit and wait and hope that the knives are sharpened and pointed directly at Ron.
These are metaphorical nines.
I'm not calling for violence.
I want him to be sued into oblivion and or arrested for, you know, like all of this horseshit.
He can go to, he can go to a Filipino jail like he tried to send Brennan to.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He tried to send Frederick to a really bad jail, which would have killed him because the Watkins boys are pieces of shit.
So yes.
Uh, but yeah, I think that it's, he's, he's, he's working on his way to committing a big boy crime at this point.
I mean, Q was definitely stepping on some lines there, and he may have gotten the call to step down and back off from that shit, but he seems like he wants to step across some more lines, and he wants to see if he can finally do it.
If he can finally get himself into enough trouble where, like, literally the government of Japan has to make a decision whether or not they want to extradite him to America to face charges.
I mean, That would be hilarious that, like, an actual nation has to make a decision about the freedom of Ron Watkins if they want to, like, ship him off to America or not.
It's like, Julian Assange, Edward Snowden, Ron Watkins.
Like, really, that's where we've devolved to.
The great hero whistleblower that is our boy Ron.
Ronny B. Next question Sub-Zero.
Yes.
P.A.C.E.' 's Ronanon Torrent Spy Hat.
I think Ron was doing all that bullshit trying to explain to the fucking boomers on Telegram what a fucking torrent was.
Oh yeah, all the torrent shit.
Oh my god.
I'm like, I'm a millennial and like I still, the first time I saw torrents I was like, I'm gonna need someone to walk me through this at least once.
Yeah, I love that he was just like, I'm going to disseminate this information via torrent.
And it's just like, dog, there are three types of people in the world.
People that are too old to know what a torrent was, because they were not using BitTorrent back in the day.
And then people that are too young to know, because torrents were only popular for like five years.
And then the rest of us in the middle.
Oh yeah, I remember torrenting stuff!
It's such a small target to be hitting when your audience is a bunch of dumb, crazy boogers and weird, young 4chan idiots.
So much of your demo has no fucking idea what a torrent is!
It's just like, imagine pirating something off of the internet, but instead of stealing the whole pie from one windowsill, you're stealing a tiny, minuscule amount of pie from a million windowsills and then smashing them into one pie.
Yeah, so Ron, they asked, is the movement losing faith or are the view counts falling?
It seems like it's splitting up in side groups like Juan Watkins and Gosezra.
Am I observing this correctly?
It's really hard to gauge the forward momentum of this.
But the one thing I will say is that it feels like they're capping out because I haven't seen Ghost Ezra's Telegram channel moving at all.
Idiot of the podcast and guy I love to make fun of, Martin Geddes.
Martin Geddes actually left Telegram Because he wasn't getting enough followers.
He wasn't building his Telegram channel big enough.
And he was like, you know what?
Telegram is censoring me because I'm not getting a high enough follower count.
Not enough people are joining me.
It's like, Martin, maybe you're fucking boring.
Maybe no one cares about your shit.
Maybe you capped out.
Maybe we all hate you.
No, it is the children who are wrong.
He actually has gone on a rant about Telegram suppressing him, silencing him and refusing to let him grow his audience.
So then he got on Gab and started like posting a bunch on Gab.
Before he got on Gab, gave up on it, went to Telegram.
And now he's back on Gab and he's like, Hey, I joined Gab and I got 1000 new followers within a week.
And it's like, yeah, because you're kind of new to the Nazis and dirtbags on Gab.
In two months, you'll, you'll plateau again, because you have a shelf life.
And you have an audience that you can't grow beyond what you are because people have seen the Martin Geddes shtick.
You're Just a less interesting prank medic or a Jordan Sather.
People can get you in a million different ways.
Is he the photographer that blocked me?
Yes, he's the bad photographer.
He's the out gay photographer who blocked you and isn't happy about some of the transphobia on Gab.
So I can't wait for, like, the denizens of Gab to truly know who he is and for him to start getting, like, hated on because there are a bunch of racist bigot transphobes on that site.
They're gonna be like, yo, you should have got that shot.
You're forfeited.
Exactly.
But yeah, so I will say that it does feel like they've capped a lot of their potential.
Pepe Lives Matter.
I'm so glad this jogged my memory.
One guy did a poll and they were like, when were you pilled?
And it was like before 2020.
During 2020, or 2021.
And the poll was like, 70% were pilled before 2020, 29% were pilled on 2020, and 1% were pilled in 2021.
And Pepe took that momentum and was like, look at the incredible momentum we have!
were pilled before 2020. 29% were pilled on 2020 and 1% were
pilled in 2021. And Pepe took that momentum, took that like, look at the incredible momentum we have over 30% pilled in
the last two years. It was like, yo, dog, how many were pilled
this And BT dubs were more than halfway through 2021.
If you only have 1% of your audience saying they got pilled this year, you're not growing the movement.
This is a movement that got all jeeped up over COVID and the election, and they're now all stuck in sunk cost fallacy.
They're all like, well, I gotta tough it out now.
Gotta wait for Trump to get reinstated and for the COVID to be exposed as a lie.
But no one was like, no one was like, the year 2021, Biden's my president now, we got vaccines.
What the fuck is really going on?
Tapa, tapa, tapa.
Holy shit, QAnon!
The truth!
I've discovered it!
I mean, it just didn't happen.
I mean, this poll is absolute evidence of their movement losing steam, and they were spinning it as a positive, which just made me laugh my ass off.
Absolute zero-nine.
It's just like, if you take the blue pill, you go back through the looking glass, you wake up in your bed, it's not like nothing ever happened.
You take the red pill, and you get to see what's through the looking glass.
And then, Nia's just like, I don't know what's in that pill.
How much research have we done into that pill?
You know what, I'm not putting that pill into my body.
I'll take no pill, thank you very much.
No pill for me.
Morpheus is just like, uh, no pill's not really an option, buddy.
You gotta take one of them.
And he's like, nope.
What happens if you take both pills?
You're coming here to tell me why I'm not taking the pill.
Both pills?
I have no fucking idea.
Take both pills at once?
Do you just explode?
Probably.
Maybe you complete the Michelangelo spirit journey.
Maybe you become ephemeral.
Maybe you just disappear into a pop of energy.
That'd be great.
Thank you for the question, RoninonTorrentSpyHat, sorry we talked about your name more than we did your question.
I mean, the short answer to the question is, you're not wrong, they're starting to splinter into other groups or whatever, because nobody ever told these idiots that a big part of what waves do is break.
So, sorry guys.
Or crash.
And so Asajj Queen asks, how will you be celebrating the reinstatement of Donald Trump?
What cabinet position will Mike Lindell get?
Mike Lindell will be Secretary of Truth because that is his position in life.
And I'll be celebrating with my massive windfall of Rothschild dollars that they will finally liberate From all the Rothschild banks and give to us, the people, because Trump is just some sort of, like, fatter, older, more senile Bane, who is just going to give back America and the world to us, and then probably set off some nukes because he's a crazy narcissist moron who wants war.
I can tell that he's been working his whole life to become Secretary of U.S.
Neck Support.
So then it's going to be his position.
I will go into hiding at the nearest Builder Bear Group franchise.
That is a solid plan and an excellent callback to the Builder Bear Group that hopefully people who listen to our bonus content love as much as we do.
So thank you for the question.
Nark asks, what is your favorite D&D or MTG, the game, Not That Horrible Woman?
Movie, book, or video game?
Or all three, movie, book, and video game, if you want to answer.
I mean, God, they've both just been so bad in terms of producing other media content, aside from just the actual game.
There was the book when I was a kid where if you wrote in and mailed in the sheet from the back, you got a free Mana Crypt.
So, probably that one.
Actually, I still really have a soft spot in my heart for the Elminster books.
I actually really like reading about Elminster's rise from, like, scrappy little rogue all the way up to unstoppable god-king wizard.
So, if anybody's looking for some, like, dumb high-fantasy bullshit, I could recommend the Elminster series.
But in terms of Magic the Gathering, I mean, they haven't had a good non-actual Magic the Gathering game since What was the name of the one from, like, 98 or whatever for PC?
God, I can't remember.
It's a plane, and they've, like, never gone back to it.
Yeah, I can't remember the name of it, but there was a decent PC game back in the day that was just single-player magic.
Yeah, you got Moat, and you just won.
Like, the computer could not beat you if you had Moat.
I enjoyed the... Chandelier, sorry.
Chandelier, yeah.
I enjoyed the...
The books that were about the invasion cycle where Yawgmoth tried to destroy Dominaria, I enjoyed those books.
I read them at the time and they were reasonably well written for the claptrap that they were.
And so I found that fun.
The original Kamigawa novel trilogy was better than most.
It was a fun, it was just Umizawa, just like, Punching above his weight class, tricking, like, gods and other spirits and getting people to, like, work for him.
The real answer is to not really bother with any of this shit, just go read actually good fantasy novels.
Yes.
Agreed.
So, thank you for the question.
It's time for Old Man Milwaukee's Fight Corner, as he loves to pepper us with these.
If Martin Geddes in The Matrix and Praying Medic became Marvel characters, what heroes would be their nemesis?
The Squirrel Girl?
Like, who's like the weakest hero that could possibly exist that could like fight these clowns?
Well, I mean, the real answer is Captain America.
Yeah, yeah.
You get three fascists in a room, who is their Marvel nemesis?
Captain America!
Literally, his comic introduction was him punching Hitler in the face.
So, I'm gonna go ahead and just take the easy answer and say Captain America would hate those guys.
Oh yeah, he would take care of them right quick.
That would be like the introduction to Captain America just showing how badass he is.
He's just smashing one of them in the head with his shield.
punching another guy, kicking another guy.
They're all laying on the ground with various trickles of blood around them.
And then Captain America gets the phone call of the real enemies at the door.
And now that's the other 20 pages of the comic.
So the first two pages are those two bugs getting laid out.
And then we move along to the actual plot.
Ghost Rider.
Yes.
Ghost Rider.
Just put it right in the window, Ghost Rider.
Nailed it.
He just gives them the penitent stare and makes them experience all the bad shit they've done.
So thank you for Fight Club this week, all men and Watkins.
Nicole Steel asks, have any of you played The Ascent yet?
If not, why?
If so, what did you think?
I haven't played it because I really haven't known.
I didn't know about it.
It's kind of up my alley because Cyberpunk 2077 was supposed to scratch that itch and failed.
Uh, but I just didn't hear about The Ascent until a couple weeks ago where people were like, hey, The Ascent!
It succeeds where Cyberpunk failed!
And I was like, hmm.
And I've just been, I have personally been playing so much Roguebook that, uh, that's been my, like, time sink for the past few, uh, past couple weeks.
I've been too busy with my move to look into The Ascent.
I might try it, but I'm not excited to because I don't really care about non-rogue-like shooters anymore.
I don't want just a regular-ass isometric twin-stick shooting game or whatever.
It's not exactly the gameplay experience I'm looking for at this point in my life.
But everybody won't stop crowing about it, so maybe I'll give it a shot.
I don't know.
I'm one of those people who got to play Cyberpunk and thought it was fine.
I do feel like my cyberpunk itch has been scratched.
I don't really need more stuff in that genre to satiate me right now.
So it's hard for me to opt into a gameplay loop that I'm not really into.
But I may do it, just because everybody won't stop talking about it.
I'll give it a shot when I have time.
I'm in Monster Hunter Stories 2 right now, and that's been fun.
I just don't have a lot of time for multiple games anymore.
Yeah, KizEpic asked a very weird question.
What do you think happened to Hitler's body after he died?
The Russians burned it, I believe.
That was pretty much the story that I've heard.
That's the official line.
Yeah, but that's the official party line, and I see no reason to doubt that.
There was a lot of talk that, like, Stalin was mad that they found out that, like, Hitler had, like, a bullet hole in his skull because he wanted to have the propaganda that Hitler poisoned himself, which was considered an unmasculine way of committing suicide.
And they used the teeth of that skull to confirm it was Hitler, because apparently Hitler had some really fucked up teeth, and his dental work was incredibly unique, to try to deal with his bad toothery.
I'm pretty sure that Hitler became the grass, and the lions eat the grass.
Or no, the antelopes eat the grass, and the lions eat the antelopes.
It's the Circle of Life!
Can you lose a soul?
Sir, we don't have money for that kind of copyright.
Hey, I think I clogged it under five seconds or whatever.
Come at me, Disney!
Advance towards me!
That would be the best, like, promotional thing ever.
Super tiny podcast, thousand listeners, sued by Disney.
Yeah, poor edition of Circle of Life gets baby podcaster sued into oblivion.
Yeah, so a person who actually aggressively DM'd me and started trolling me and fighting with me, asked if they could call into the podcast for a question, but that doesn't exist.
Yeah, because we're constantly fielding calls.
Yeah, call already there.
Tommy from Quincy, what do you think about the Brady trade?
I mean, whatever.
We don't do that.
But he did ask, how many people have died from the COVID vaccine?
Because this is something that these QAnon people are obsessed with.
Bodies are just piling up like cordwood all over the place from the COVID vaccine.
And I looked it up, I did my own research, and the actual answer to this question is three.
And the answer to this question is three because the people that died, died from the blood clot side effect from the Johnson & Johnson vaccine.
So the two main vaccines that were used in America Pfizer and Moderna have no body count whatsoever, and those three people who died, it was only because we didn't know how to treat the blood clots that were caused by Johnson & Johnson vaccines.
We now know how to do that, so there's really no reason to believe that anyone will die going forward from the vaccine, seeing as how we've inoculated about 200 million Americans at this point, and we've got a body count of three, and we know what caused that and we know how to fix it.
So that's your answer, Chucklehead.
I hope you listened to this podcast for 90 minutes to get it.
Now get fucked.
Cue blood pouring from our eyes.
Just like, everyone's fine.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
And you can't say shit about it because we did our own research, idiot.
Our research was not from just like some random fucking like, look, true patriots only news dot info.
Like it was real sources from real doctors.
Go ahead and call in right now.
Hey, producer, producer, clear the lines!
Clear the lines!
Let Mr. Moat call in!
Oh wait, he didn't call in.
No, that was your one chance.
Damn, you missed.
You missed, buddy.
And the last live question we got this week, someone asked us, are we covering the Rons and Vinsons?
Yes, the answer to that was yes.
It was half the show.
But Deuce Moose asks, are any of you actually furries?
Because of our furry avatars on the Hell World Thumbnail.
Oh, right.
No.
No, I am not a furry nor is Alan nor is Sarge.
I mean, you know, not my monkey, not my circus.
So if people want to do their furry thing, you know, live your truth or whatever.
Yes.
It is not for me.
No.
It just seems like a lot of maintenance to get that amount of semen out of a mascot costume.
It doesn't seem like it.
It seems like a lot of work.
I mean, maybe that'll be Ron's next step after the Rei Ayanami statue gets a little too funky.
He decides to upgrade to that.
I watched the Internet Historian video on Rainforest and I got scared away.
Yeah, do you even crinkle, bro?
Yeah.
So that leads us to our question of the week, which is, what are you excited about?
I'm excited for people to finally stop talking about how great the Suicide Squad movie is.
That movie was, like, okay.
But everybody's talking about how, like, it's fucking amazing.
And I'm just like... I'm just like, wow.
Is the bar so low that you're just all so easy to please-y?
Like, I get it.
The coronavirus ruined movies for a while.
But, like, you can go watch good movies that you've already seen.
You don't have to settle for less.
Yeah, we re-watched Jaws.
I haven't seen Suicide Squad yet, but we re-watched Jaws, and we had, like, nothing bad to say about it.
Yeah.
You can just go watch Jaws.
We re-watched Jaws and Terminator 2 for Binge Wordy, and, you know, those are both great.
So, watch the Suicide Squad.
If you like it, you like it.
And, you know, I'm not telling you that you can't like stuff, but Uh, yeah, like, I don't know.
That's sort of just my catty answer because I wanted to go on a rant.
Well, I'm really excited about finally getting moved into my new place.
There, boom.
Yeah, I am excited about the nap I'm going to take today because I have managed to just string myself out so badly without sleep for like so long and I finally have like managed to take care of enough of my business That I have nothing on my plate around 8 o'clock tonight and I am going to sleep.
And if I sleep all the way through, I wouldn't be surprised because I have been running on fumes.
My work schedule is set up where I just work incredibly long shifts.
I got through it.
I got through it without blowing the place up, which is all I could have hoped for.
Thankfully, all I actually do is throw cards at rich Republicans who whine about not being able to staff their restaurants because they won't pay people shit.
And yeah, it's so funny.
These people just blow my mind because they're just like, oh, we're making money hand over fist.
It's incredible.
Oh, life is so good that we're back, baby.
Yeah, I can't hire anybody.
It's ridiculous.
I got no one will work my jobs.
Stupid unemployment.
Thank God people are sitting at home.
And it's like, if you're making money hand over fist, slice off a little of that for your workers.
No, that'll take care of that little problem.
Solve it right quick for you.
No, no, they just nope, nope, nope.
I ain't gonna affect my overhead by actually paying my workers a fair share of the wage.
Nope.
Imposterous.
So yeah, they're dolls.
One and all, they're dolls.
I'm excited to start writing the script for Conspiracy Corner.
I feel like I have enough of fake moon landing book read that I can get working on that.
You should probably start by writing a title for it.
No.
Working title only. All right, well, uh, so that's going to do it for this week's episode of
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Was that short stag or short round?
Ooh, I don't know.
I maybe fucked this up.
Yeah, that's right.
I think it's a short round, and you biffed it.
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