May 6, 2021 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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| ♫ Intro Music ♫ Hello everyone and welcome to a bonus episode or premium | |
| content as it were of Adventures in Hellworld. | |
| I am Mike Rains and I am joined as always by Sarge. | |
| That's me! | |
| Bonus! | |
| And the mysterious Elle. | |
| We're Cabala, my beautiful babies. | |
| Yes, we are. | |
| We are going to be dealing with the Fall of the Cabal series. | |
| It is a ridiculously terrible, almost three hour long, quote unquote, documentary made by a woman named Jeanette Arberstard. | |
| Who is quite possibly one of the most prodigious liars that you've ever seen. | |
| This first episode, I've chopped up a bunch of clips, which again, protected by fair use and the beloved First Amendment here in America. | |
| Yes, so I could have made so many clips because she is just all over the map on this thing and it's one of the most interesting things to learn about this This misinformation propaganda is that she doesn't have a narrative or structure. | |
| She's just, it's just a scattergun. | |
| It's just whatever is in her head at this moment, she throws it out there. | |
| So for the people listening at home, and also kind of for both Sarge and I, what exactly is Fall of the Cabal? | |
| It's basically an attempt to explain QAnon in favorable, positive, uplifting terms. | |
| This is kind of a tribute to Q and his greatness over the course of a very long period of time. | |
| Where every conspiracy theory you've ever heard of gets just thrown into a giant pot and she makes a stew out of it. | |
| A stew of incoherence and lies. | |
| Sounds right. | |
| And this video series is notorious because there were two different incidents where someone was arrested by police and they explained that they had been radicalized or driven to Their mental state by watching these videos. | |
| A woman claimed that she had to assassinate then private citizen and former vice president, now the president, Joe Biden, because he was assaulting children. | |
| And she learned of this through Fall of the Cabal. | |
| And there was another guy in Massachusetts who was in a high-speed car chase with the police. | |
| I think he made it into New Hampshire. | |
| I'm not sure, but he was in a very long run from the police with his kids in the car. | |
| And he did, he, and he was, he watched all the cabal and it convinced him of the truth of our world. | |
| So I guess, I guess content warning, because this shit might pill the fuck out of you. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Believe it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Listeners, please do not get pilled. | |
| The Adventures in Hell World podcast takes no responsibility for your accidental pilling. | |
| Having you listen to these harsh Q truths through the lens of us cynical jack and apes dunking on this pathological lying lady. | |
| So we open up with the good news the world is about to change. | |
| We are about to witness one of the greatest events in human history. | |
| The world as we know it is crumbling before our very eyes and the majority of the world population is not aware of it. | |
| Power structures that have been in place for thousands of years are taken down as we speak. | |
| Soon we'll be shown evidence of an elite plan, so evil, so all-encompassing, that people will be shocked to the core. | |
| This documentary was made to help you deal with what's coming. | |
| Is it a good thing? | |
| Oh, yes. | |
| It's the best thing that could possibly happen to us. | |
| Oh, it's the best. | |
| I love her optimism at the end. | |
| She's like, oh, the world's being destroyed, but it's so good. | |
| It's the best thing. | |
| So wait, the world ending is the best thing. | |
| Is this like a Phoenix rising from the ashes kind of situation? | |
| You would assume so, yes. | |
| This is the old world. | |
| The corrupt world is being burned away. | |
| And the beautiful new world is being put in its place. | |
| I'm just happy to hear that as we listen, we're going to get some evidence. | |
| Because I mean, evidence is what... On our podcast, we are always complaining about a lack of evidence. | |
| Finally, here comes Janet Oh, and she's got that evidence, baby. | |
| It's happening. | |
| I have been waiting on the evidence. | |
| The best part about this video series is that she put up a wall of text at the start. | |
| It was a bunch of different walls of text that said, please research, review everything I said. | |
| It will only validate and strengthen my arguments. | |
| So she has asked us to put her to the test to make sure she's on the level here. | |
| Wow, I'm glad that she gave us permission to scrutinize her bullshit. | |
| I mean, literally, we could just point to that if we're ever in court having to argue whether or not we could make this bonus content. | |
| She told us to research! | |
| What are we doing here if not research? | |
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