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Adventures in HellwQrld Episode 32: AZ Audit, Lies about Biden, More Tuck

The Audit in Arizona is going to overturn the results of the election, or maybe it won't, but QAnon has got to keep hope alive somehow. Also the media is lying about Biden and Tucker Carlson is still insane. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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♪♪♪ Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of Adventures
in Hellworld.
I am Mike Rains, a.k.a.
Poker and Politics, and I am joined by the returning Sarge.
Hello from the internet and Vaccine Land.
And the mysterious Elle.
Good morning, beautiful babies!
So, last week Sarge was a little run down from becoming part of the collective hive mind of Bill Gates' evil science experiment gone amok in America.
See, I heard that he was busy getting bombarded with Vita-Rays to activate the super soldier serum in his blood.
That would be awesome.
Can I have that instead?
So, how long were you down in the dumps vis-a-vis your second inoculation, as it were, Sarge?
uh about 36 hours all told like it didn't hit until the next day and then i just felt super run down and i had to take the entire like wednesday and just lie on the couch i don't even remember i I don't remember what I had on the TV.
I was just on the couch and in and out of consciousness.
Well, we struggled along as best we could without you last week.
I will be getting my first dose tomorrow, so that is something that is very enjoyable to me because I literally work with the public and there are so many noses I see out of their masks.
We're people who just don't want to wear them because COVID's a lie!
And it's really exciting that I will achieve some level of immunization starting tomorrow and then hopefully moving forward it will just continue to grow and become more immune as I become a full member of the Borg, as it were.
I love that circumstance has made it so that seeing someone's nose now, it's just like, ugh, put that thing away.
Yes!
Someone a million years ago had a picture of underwear with the dick hanging out over the top of it, and then it was just like, this is what your nose looks like when you're not wearing your mask properly.
So I've had it in my head that I'm just seeing a bunch of dick noses constantly, and it's so frustrating.
Wow, how bold of you to go to the Dick's Out place before the content warning.
This is true.
But you may have, we may have offended some people, but now we're going to warn them about offending them further.
Content warning.
The Adventures in Hellworld podcast talks in depth about QAnon, which means we have to talk about all kinds of child abuse and violence against people.
Listener discretion advised.
Yeah, now we can go full Harambe mode.
Oh, absolutely.
You know it.
So this week we've had all kinds of fun and frivolity going on, especially in the land of the desert, Arizona, where idiots got an idiot and grifters got a grifter.
And that would probably be our absolute first headline, unless something's going on right now.
From the digital headlines to the digital front lines, it's Q's in the News.
Breaking from the digital front lines and also speaking about genitals being out, let's talk about Rudy Giuliani!
Hey, he was just tucking it away.
He was just adjusting his pants.
You leave that poor idiot alone.
So our beautiful boy Rubes, who is a savant when it comes to technology and electronics, has just been raided by the FBI who were trying to seize electronics from him.
And I believe they were probably successful in doing that.
The details are very murky because this story has literally just come up.
Yeah, it's a salacious headline, but the headline also contains all of the substance of what we know right now, pretty much.
I just read the New York Times article real quick while we were queuing everything up
and they raided his office, his Madison Avenue office and his park, no, his Madison Avenue
apartment and his park avenue office at 6am.
So they, they, uh, well, luckily all of the incriminating evidence he, he keeps at boardwalk
is probably secure.
Yes.
Oh, uh, if there's anyone who I trust in being able to cover his tracks on this shit, it's
There's no way they've obtained innumerate amounts of incriminating evidence and documentation that could possibly lead to him being in any legal jeopardy.
I picture them finding hard drives that somebody has tried to physically put into an actual paper shredder and then just given up as it didn't work because that's not how paper shredders work.
Let me see how this strikes you.
Mr. Giuliani's lawyer, Robert J. Costello, called the searches unnecessary because his client had offered to answer questions from the prosecutors, except those regarding privileged communications with the former president.
Am I the only person who doesn't trust any attorney that won't defend themselves in court?
Does that make me really crazy?
I don't know.
I don't think you're supposed to, but yeah.
Hey, they didn't need to raid and search his office and home.
He said he'd answer the questions.
As long as they weren't the questions he didn't want to answer.
In that case, he would not answer those questions.
Yeah, so Lord knows where this is going to go.
I mean, like a month ago, Matt Gaetz was a pederast and heading for 20 years hard time at a federal penitentiary.
And now the media has apparently forgotten all that, which was really bizarre.
So, I mean, it appears that we have Rudy Giuliani dead to rights, but do we really?
I mean, is he going to be like a celebrity guest host on Jeopardy or something in a month?
I mean, you just...
In an instance like this where the mainstream media picks up something damaging to Republicans slash QAnon, like Matt Gaetz allegedly being some sort of ephebophile or pedophile, and, you know, then immediately runs with that for like, like a hot 48 hours and then drops it.
Like, how does QAnon square that with their belief that libs control the media?
I mean, once libs got that shit into the media, wouldn't we just use it to really stick it to people?
You would think that.
It's so bizarre.
There's that story about an audio clip from John Kerry talking to someone about how Israel had attacked Syria a bunch of times and some Iranian leader leaked the audio.
This was the first I heard about this.
Blah blah blah.
And now all these people are saying that John Kerry is a traitor, that he betrayed Israel, that he gave away state secrets of America.
And I saw some QAnon promoter being like, if patriots weren't in control, this John Kerry treason stuff would have been swept under the rug.
And I'm like, you were around for Obama's tan suit and literally everything that ever happened under his administration.
There's a reason why we talk about Benghazi to this day, and it's not because the deep state controls everything and is able to silence negativity against Democrats.
So essentially the QAnon narrator for this is that libs control the media but patriots are in charge?
What does that even mean?
Like how could it be both?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, their whole thing is any defeat just shows how powerful the cabal is.
Oh yeah, it's the sign number eight where the enemy has to be too strong and too weak at all times because the narrative is just constantly shifting.
The reason why you can't win is because the enemy is too strong, but the reason why you are going to win in the very near future is because the enemy is a fucking idiot and you're going to crush him very shortly.
And you just have to... the whole point of this show... Oh, I get it now.
It's Attack on Titan.
Yeah, it's just living in this constant tension is what these people want you to believe in.
They want you to fear that victory isn't going to happen, but be confident that it will.
And while they've got you in this state of emotional excitement and being all freaked out, that's when they start telling you to buy physical silver and their dick pills.
support the audit in Arizona and all this other stuff.
And just, you just keep giving us money, you stupid clowns.
That's what really matters here.
Give us your money and then we will win and then cut to a month later.
Well, we haven't won yet, so we need more money, but the winning is coming very soon.
Is that what they are auditing the financials of everyone's favorite
Overwatch eSports team cyber ninja. I think is what I got from the article I read
read accurate.
Okay, so what basically happened is the Republicans in Arizona
placating their friend, the Frankenstein's monster that is their base, and also President Trump as it were.
Outro After three different audits showed there was no problems, and after they've gone through the evil voting machines and found no problems, they decided to let an outside contractor
Conduct yet another audit of the voting in Arizona to make sure that everything's on the up and up and that it all looks good.
And what happened was the Republicans outsourced this to a Florida-based company called Cybermonkeys, no Cyberninjas,
like Ron Watkins, Cyberninjas.
And the problem with Cyberninjas is that the CEO of Cyberninjas has made it clear that he believes in fraud.
He was posting on Twitter during the election and stuff like that that fraud happened, fraud's a real thing, this election was bullshit, blah blah blah.
So you have the Republican Party that is all about telling people that they lost this election due to election fraud, and you have a company that is run by a guy that says, oh yeah, this was a rigged election.
And now he has been put in charge of auditing these ballots and they've brought like the two million ballots in from Arapahoe County, Maricopa County to the to this building and now they're pouring over the ballots.
But there seems to be no actual controls or process for what's going on.
Early on, they had blue and black pens near the ballots, which is bad because-
Oh shit, Penn Gate.
Yes!
We're going back to the Sharpies.
We're going back to SharpieGate.
But this is the real PennGate in the sense that these idiots could mark these ballots with the blue pens and then run them through a voting machine and that could spoil the vote.
Or if the vote was like light for Biden, originally they could put a dark mark under Trump
and now they've flipped a vote.
So there was a giant to do about the pens and then they had to get all the blue and black pens
out of the room.
They had to get only red pens in there, which wouldn't be scanned by the machines.
And this whole thing is just totally not above board.
The media outside of OAN, and if you can't trust OAN, who can you trust?
And it's been believed that OAN is helping to fund this audit.
The regular media is not being allowed to participate.
A reporter snuck in as an observer to monitor it, and she said she was given no training.
They literally just told her, yeah, watch a table, see what people are doing.
Go nuts.
One of the most egregious things about this whole sham audit, aren't they insisting that
they do everything under the veil of secrecy?
They're claiming that trade secrets is one of the many reasons why nobody but cyber ninjas can audit this stuff this time around?
Oh yeah, it's all proprietary.
It's all proprietary.
There's no... They will not let us know how they're doing these things or what they are doing beyond the weird live streaming where they've got like nine cameras focused on nine tables and people are just watching people going over the ballots with UV light which I had QAnon and all these other people freaking out that there were watermarks on the real ballots and there are not watermarks on the fake ballots.
And they're like, they're using the UV light to find the real ballots.
And then they're going to separate the real ballots with watermarks from the fake ballots that don't have watermarks.
And then we're going to know how we got the bad guys and we're going to arrest them.
So they're using 1990s board game technology to suss out fake ballots?
Yes, and then on top of that they decided that They're not actually looking for watermarks.
They're looking for fingerprints on the ballots via the blacklights, which blacklighting really doesn't pop fingerprints that way.
You have to treat the ballot with more chemicals than then hit it with a blacklight.
Otherwise, people would just glow under blacklights because we're covered in all those oils everywhere anyways.
So, let me ask real quick before we get too far into talking about people oils, because who knows what rabbit hole that's going to lay us down, but how is it possible that this is legal for Republicans to hire an unsanctioned third party with no oversight to look over a bunch of federal documents, in this case ballots?
This is the Arizona State Republican Party and their governor who decided to do this.
Arizona ran the election so Arizona can run the audits and all this stuff.
Yeah, these are state documents.
And the Democrats have filed injunctions, but at the end of the day, the judge asked for... Is a vote actually a state document, even though it's for a federal-level election?
That's just something I've never thought about before.
I just assumed it would be protected under whatever protections are available for federal documentation.
It's not electing a state official, it's electing the president of the damn country!
Well, yeah, even federal elections in each state are run by the state election laws, hence all the crap that's going on with Georgia.
And it's different from state to state.
And Arizona has a Republican supermajority.
And that's why all these whiz-biz happens down there.
Yeah, they control the Congress and they have the governorship, so they have the trifecta so they can do these kinds of things, which in this case is again all about making their dumb QAnon voter base happy.
And what's really funny, skipping from the whole body oil nonsense, is that we have The quote-unquote responsible people that are doing this, that are like actual elected officials in Arizona, are making it clear that this isn't going to overturn the election.
We just want to see if there's anything happening that might require us to change the voting laws in Arizona to protect future elections.
That's all we're doing.
We're doing this as a forward-looking project.
Meanwhile, you have Michael Flynn and Steve Bannon and all of these people who are aggressively grifting QAnon, telling them that this is the first domino.
Once we win Arizona and expose the voter fraud, it's on to Michigan and Wisconsin and Pennsylvania and Georgia, and we're going to flip all of them, and then Trump will be president by the end of the year because fairy dust magic bullshit.
Cut to two cyber ninjas going over the ballots in the Arizona audit, and then one of them goes, my god, and holds a ballot up to the camera, and then the other one goes, what do you got there?
And the other one says, snake oil.
Rim shot.
Oh, man, it's just everything's the first domino.
And it has been since we started this stupid podcast.
Everything's like, oh, this is it.
This is the first domino.
It's going to fall.
Yeah.
Steve Bannon has been repeating this over and over again, that like when one falls, they all fall.
That like once we win in Arizona, we win everywhere else.
And the one thing, and this is the Mike Rains, the stone cold block of the millennium, is that when they conclude Arizona and they come up with whatever bullshit that they're going to come up with, they are going to demand to do this in the other... Cyber Ninjas is going to go everywhere.
They're going to they're going to go to all these other states or they're going to fundraise to go to all these other states.
But the states that actually don't have total Republican control over the government probably won't be able to do these things like Michigan, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, the governor will probably veto any attempt to do these audits with outside third parties that are untrustworthy.
But they'll be able to pull this shit off in Georgia most likely because they got the majority, they got everything in Georgia.
But When, uh, what I really wonder is if they, uh, if they can do it, those two states though, I don't believe those two states are enough electoral votes to flip the election.
They're never going to actually go to court with their quote-unquote evidence of fraud and their excuse.
And their excuse is going to be, well, we don't have enough electoral votes to flip the election.
If we had that, we would go to court, but Biden's going to win this fraudulent election because the Democrats are covering for him.
And that's how they're going to avoid ever having to let their proprietary evidence ever see the light of day.
Yeah, and I don't have a lot of faith in our country, but I do have enough faith left in our country to assume that in an alternate dimension where this ever does make it to court, man, those people are gonna get smashed in court.
It is gonna be an embarrassment of dunking.
Oh, guess what?
When you lose, you get to pay the court cost, and then they'll come back at them with countersuits, and just so many countersuits.
Absolutely.
I mean, I just don't see... they're never going to want to have this stand up to legal scrutiny.
All the Arizona Republican Party wants is for Cyber Ninjas to give them some bullshit about how there was some stuff that was a little untoward so that Arizona can try to enact its version of the Georgia voter suppression laws to try to keep the wrong people from voting so they don't lose elections the way they just did.
New, better Jim Crow.
Yes, Jim Crow 2.0, Electric Boogaloo.
That's what the Boogaloo Boys are all about, right?
Voter suppression?
That's what they care about.
And you know what?
If this song and dance works even a little, it's going to put us in a rough spot for a little while.
But, as the census data showed, there's plenty of liberals bleeding off of California into these red states.
Let's go census!
Everybody was flipping out and panicking over that census data.
In the short term, yes, it looks really bad.
But it's like, the people that are moving away from California are probably not fleeing because of their conservative values.
They're fleeing because of property values and are still liberal.
Speaking of bleeding off, let's talk about meat and why the president says I can't have red meat anymore.
That's what happened, right?
Yeah, yes.
Joe Biden signed an executive order outlawing meat.
We are now the vegan states of America.
This is an honestly true thing that is really real and not right wing bullshit.
Basically, There's climate change and dealing with global warming and the crisis it's going to give our society in 20, 30, 40 odd years.
One of the big things that's obviously a way to like reduce our carbon emissions is the reduction of consumption of meat, because making meat is a very taxing process that requires a lot of energy and a lot of carbon.
So carbon dioxide, as it were.
But basically, So there's always been all these proposals about, hey, if we reduce meat consumption, it reduces this amount of greenhouse gas, yin and yang.
And the Daily Mail, which is a right wing rag in Britain, They wrote an article or an opinion piece that was just like, Biden's going to outlaw meat because of global warming.
And all of the right-wing clowns jumped on it and started screaming about how Biden's going to pull my T-bone steak out of my cold dead hands.
And like, meat is America.
This is what we're all about.
And there's no way I'm going to let you do these bad things to me, Mr. Evil Lib President.
And, um, The Biden administration's climate initiatives have nothing to do with regulating meat consumption in America.
This is a dumb straw man that was made up Just for clickbait, outrage, and general bullshit nonsense.
It's just the kind of stuff that the world's greatest researchers in QAnon would have been able to find out it was crap if they'd looked into it.
But weirdly enough, they only care about confirmation bias and not the actual truth.
Could you imagine, honestly, I'm pretty sure Americans would give up their guns way before they would give up meat.
But could you imagine the concept of some president trying to pass some sort of legislation to ban meat in America?
I mean, America's only got to be associated with a few things, and meat's got to be pretty high on that list, right?
Like steak, especially.
Yeah, like steak and now bacon is now challenging steak for our national meat.
Uh, we literally have campaign ads for like pork and chicken and it's just like, eat these other animals.
They're delicious too.
So, I mean, we are a carnivorous people.
Uh, we do not have balanced diets.
We, uh, we want our dead animals and we want them, uh, in all kinds of forms, all kinds of animals, uh, put in our table in front of us so that we may consume them.
Yeah, we've been pioneering stuffing other animals inside of larger animals inside of even larger animals for a while now.
I mean, we're not the only people doing it, but it seems like we're the ones doing it the most and trying to reach for those stars.
Yeah, just try and eat vegetarian for one day while you're out driving around.
It is all but impossible.
the YouTube channel, shout out to Tasting History.
I think he talked about like some sort of absurd, like there was a medieval French chef that lost his mind
and made some sort of like 14 step turducken.
So it's just like.
Oh.
You've been around.
Yeah, it's just one of the dumb news things that the right uses to try and grab like a day's headlines and freak out the uninformed who won't do any research, much like the vice president forcing her children's books on immigrant children, which didn't happen.
No, it didn't.
We're going to talk about.
So the New York, the New York Post, which is literally a birdcage liner or a fish wrapper.
They're the only two possible uses you could have for that newspaper.
That would make sense.
They forced one of their reporters to put their name on an article about how I would
guess either ICE or DHS or whatever government agency is handling the holding centers for
children on the border was handing out gift bags to the children there.
And those gift bags included Kamala Harris's book.
So basically our children were being indoctrinated by liberal propaganda from the vice president
at the behest of our government doing this in a sort of like Soviet style state mind
control thing.
And the actual story was these gift bags were given by volunteers to the people running these centers.
And one copy of the book was given by one of the people making a donation.
And the reporter in the New York Post has resigned and said that they resigned because they were forced to write the article, they didn't push back hard enough to not write the article, and they are ashamed of themselves for having done this.
And this is literally what happened during the Hunter Biden laptop thing was the New York Post ran around trying to find someone willing to put their name to the Hunter Biden laptop story and nobody would do it so they slapped an intern's name on the story And just like, oh, intern, you're writing a story in the Post.
And they were like, oh, sounds good to me.
I'm sure it isn't a political hit job that will potentially ruin my name in Google searches for the next 10 years.
And sorry, intern, that's what happened to you.
So this goes to show you the incredibly high standards of journalism at the New York Post, where they just kind of Browbeat a poor reporter into doing their dirty work in writing a political hit job against the vice president and the government agencies that's handling the process of dealing with these children that are crossing over into our country.
Oh yeah, that article had everything.
Kamala Harris was charging the government to buy her book to then be given to children to indoctrinate them.
It was top to bottom.
The best.
And several congressmen fell for it.
They did.
No background check.
They just like immediately got on the floor and they're like, How dare the Vice President make the government buy her books?
Oh yeah, the Vice President is grifting from taxpayer dollars.
Hard-earned taxpayer money is going to fund the distribution of her Communist manifesto to try to brainwash innocent children who have now come to America Through no fault of their own, as it were.
So yes, this is the kind of just clown shoes nonsense that gets vacuumed up through the right-wing puke funnel and then ends up making it to the quote-unquote credible New York Post and then Fox News covers it and then a day later they have to post retractions and be like, oh no, this didn't happen.
Our bad.
But it doesn't matter because you said it.
It got out into the public and now people are going to believe it for forever.
Yeah, and it's going to show up in search results, and Alex Jones is going to be like, rah, rah, rah, he's going to get to make hay out of it.
All these idiots.
But like, she fully resigned because her name was on that article, and like, I was made to write this, and now I'm resigning in response.
Right.
I mean, yeah, it's just really, it's just, I mean, thank goodness, like, someone actually had the temerity To understand that this was so bad that I'm not going to...
I'm not going to stand for this.
So big ups to Lauren Italianato.
That sounds like how you say it, I hope.
Who wrote the article, but then resigned after it was published.
Yeah, it was just like, you know what?
This was a bad idea, and I'm going to just call it a day.
I'm going to go literally do anything else than work for the New York Post after they decided to run my name through the mud by telling me to publish this absolute, total pig shit of a story.
Well, clearly the Cabal just got to her, right?
Yeah.
But then she fought back against the Cabal.
She'll be dead within an hour.
Oh, that just reminded me of like something I was listening to Alex Jones about how like if you aren't a member of the cabal, they kind of like let you go.
But if you ever sign up and then betray them, they kill you because it's contract law in the universe.
And that's just the way things work.
Yeah, I heard that bit.
It's ridiculous.
Speaking of someone who'll say anything we have here in our notes, Tuck.
Tuck!
And I don't know what Tucker's done.
Tucker decided that it'd be a good idea to tell his audience to harass families if you see a child out in public wearing a mask.
That this is the right and proper thing for you to do.
Potentially even call Child Protective Services against the family for putting a kid in a mask outdoors.
But what if my child is just cosplaying Scorpion and or Sub-Zero from the new film Mortal Kombat?
That would be awesome, but also making your child watch that movie, I've heard, would probably be an even better justification for calling Child Protective Services, because I have heard that movie is not great.
I mean, the parts of it that are good are probably not suitable for children, but that never stopped me from watching anything growing up.
I proudly saw Terminator 2 when it was in theaters because my dad was not exactly responsible with what he would allow me to watch.
The movie was great.
I saw Aliens way before I should have.
I think I got a few years on L, and I was but a wee lad when I saw Terminator 2 in the theaters.
So that's hilarious to me that that's the case of that.
Yeah, that movie came out, what, I think it was 1991?
So I would have been like six.
That's awesome.
Judgment Day.
Wow this there's no way this can bite Tucker Carlson on the ass.
So is it just me or has it seemed like there's been like a noticeable ramping up of Tucker Carlson's lunacy recently?
Like Tucker Carlson has been a piece of shit that occasionally says salacious stuff for a while now but it just seems like every week now he's saying something just completely across the line just real hot heat across the plate Like what is going on with Tuck?
Does he just see the radical right and like QAnon and all this shit is his like golden ticket now?
Is he just really playing to that base?
I have a theory that with Rush Limbaugh dead and in hell, that he is maneuvering to be the new Rush.
I can see that.
I can also see that he's looking for an excuse to potentially get kicked off of Fox.
I think it's completely possible that he thinks he can be a brand that is so big that he doesn't even need Fox News to carry him.
And that he can be the guy that is the most powerful truth teller in America, too hot even for any mainstream media outlet to handle.
And because he is a multi-millionaire heir to the Swanson Food legacy, he can start his own media company tomorrow if he so desired to do it.
He doesn't need... He obviously wants his show for the attention and the media The eyeballs it draws to him, but he might be able to be like you know what I
I can go even further.
I can make this even bigger, bolder, better.
And if one of my fans, like, sucker punches someone who had a kid wearing a mask, and then when they get on TV, they're like, yeah, I did it because Tuck told me to!
Stupid libs with their kids in masks, or whatever.
I mean, I almost think that there's a part of him that wants to be quote-unquote cancelled so he can try to make even more money as Sort of the way that I thought Trump might, although it certainly seems like Trump is content to just sit on his ass and let people give him money for doing nothing.
It's hard to blame him.
He can try to play in that space.
That's like the harder than Fox, right?
As it were.
Sort of the way that I thought Trump might, although it certainly seems like
Trump is content to just sit on his ass and let people give him money for doing
nothing.
So it's hard to blame him.
I mean, why would you put in the extra work if you don't have to?
Yeah, with him being largely de-platformed, he would have to start all over again.
Trump, anyway.
There's nothing that makes me laugh more than seeing all of these posts on right-wing social media and QAnon that have, like, the presidential letterhead on them.
And then it's just like, official statement from the 45th president, Donald J. Trump.
And then he's just like, that TV show last night I saw sucked.
Hire better actors, idiots, or whatever.
And it's just...
It's so funny watching people transcribe what would be Trump's tweets were he allowed on Twitter to be posted on the internet so we can read the musings of our esteemed former president.
Yeah, I mean, well, obviously he's got enough money rolling in from donors and all that shit from, you know, people reaching deeper into their conservative hearts and even deeper into their conservative pockets that he hasn't seemed to really...
I mean, assuming that Donald Trump operates just strictly off of what is going to make him the most money, and it seems like he's, you know, that style of tycoon or whatever, I always assumed that as soon as his ass was out of the chair, he was gonna make a pivot, and then, you know, I assumed we'd have Trump News Network, or, like, you know.
the hot Donald Trump hour on One America News, anything to get that guy a bunch of money. But
he sure does seem like he's been running his non-presidency the way he ran his presidency,
which is largely just hanging out at Mar-a-Lago. And getting ready to move to New Jersey,
apparently, in a few months to hang out in New Jersey and do some golfing there.
Which, yeah, he's transitioning his residency from Florida to his golf course in New Jersey.
I guess the Florida summer is disagreeable to the God Emperor, so he's going to go for milder climates in one of his more northeastern locations.
He is 120 rats in a human suit.
Can you imagine how incredible the golfing would have to be to go to Jersey?
I mean, granted, he's going from Florida, but of all the problems that Florida has, it's hard to argue that they have nice beaches and stuff.
Yeah.
That would be the greatest thing in the world, imagining Donald Trump just wearing a swimsuit, giant guts hanging out, bronzer all over his face with a phalanx of Secret Service watching around him while he's on the beach.
Just thinking about that just makes me laugh.
I would personally love to see Trump in like a skimpy little speedo because hopefully it would give me the cock definition I would need to see exactly how mushroom-like his horrid penis is.
I don't even want to riff on that.
It's so disgusting.
I just want the lawsuits to come through so that he has to present his penis in open court for evidence.
confirmed Donald Trump dick pics online, you wanna see him?"
I'd be like, yeah, sign me up.
I don't even want to riff on that, it's so disgusting.
I just want the lawsuits to come through so that he has to present his penis in open court
for evidence, it just like thoroughly humiliates me.
Can you imagine how much more exciting court TV would be if that was a thing?
They would have the most ratings they've ever had in the history of that network for now until forever.
They're like, and now live on Court TV, Donald Trump has to drop trow for state's evidence.
I mean, I think that their ratings would take a huge jump if they just did that with anybody.
Like if they were just like, Court TV's hottest new reality show, Genital Court.
And it was just a bunch of crimes in which like, you know, it has to be like, like, we demand to see the defendant's titties and then they have to get their tits out for evidence for some reason.
That'd be great.
That show would get canceled so goddamn fast unless it was Trump, the one that was being the one that was doing it.
Yeah, America only lusts after Trump's mushroom.
Yes, that is the only thing we are allowed to covet.
So getting back on topic, what do we think the likelihood is that Tuck faces any sort of actual blowback over this?
How likely do we think that it is that somebody does in fact just take Tucker Carlson up on his advice and go slap the mask off of some six-year-old at a birthday party?
I mean, someone has to, like, the awful part is someone has to hurt a child for Tucker Carlson or accost a child for Tucker Carlson to face any consequences from this.
There was a protest outside of a Beverly Hills school before Tuck did this, I believe, where people were holding signs, like, screaming that masks were child abuse.
And you saw, like, these eight-year-old kids, like, walking past this, like, gang of adults holding signs, being like, this is bad!
Child abuse!
Take your mask off, little Timmy!
Breathe the free air!
And it's just like, oh my god, if you're these kids and you're watching these morons yelling at you, it's just gotta be like, man, when I grow up, I guess I can be a total dumb-dumb too.
I mean, it's just... I just can't even imagine being a kid and seeing that and trying to wrap my head around...
These people are like the age of my dad and my mom and they're still doing this dumb shit!
Like, how does that make sense?
I thought when you were an adult you were a smart person.
I mean, it's just, it's just... I would say that for Halloween this year, we all dress up like deranged Tucker Carlson's and go around slapping the masks off of children's faces.
Just like full swing slaps to just really cock your arm back.
Oh, it's so bizarre.
Oh, I just remembered the other hot news story that these Chuckleheads got themselves excited about was that President Biden hasn't designated a survivor for tonight's joint address to Congress, so apparently he's setting us up for a Chinese takeover when the Chai Koms blow up D.C.
and we no longer have a federal government, we no longer have an executive branch, and the Chai Koms can just swoop in and enslave us under Xi Jinping's iron fist.
Do these fucking chimpanzees understand how many people would have to die for that to matter?
Like hundreds that we have a list of succession in America that goes very far down.
And the other reason why there's no designated successor is because most of the cabinet is going to be watching on Zoom tonight.
Most of the cabinet will not actually be there.
And I believe Janet Yellen will become the president should the event happen.
So we already know how this is going to work.
Also, you can't blow up a hologram.
That is a compelling point.
That is an incredibly compelling point.
I mean, come on, guys, get your fucking story straight.
You're the one who told me that Joe Biden was a hologram.
And if that's true, that means he is immune to bombs.
Biden is a reptiloid, and that means he's like perfect cell from Dragon Ball Z. And if you do not destroy him down to the last molecule, he will 100% regenerate.
I would accept that of my president.
I want regenerating president powers.
Wait a minute, no.
Biden is a different person, an actor, in a Biden skin suit.
So even if he's blown up, it's irrelevant.
It doesn't matter.
So if he is a reptiloid, was there ever a real Biden?
Walk me through this.
Did they replace a real Joe Biden man with a reptiloid?
Or was he a reptiloid this whole time?
So there's a lot of different theories on this, which is the most terrible thing I could possibly say.
And I really wanted to say it and see if I would break you, but it's true.
There are people that think that he is the real Joe Biden, but he's already confessed to his crimes and been executed.
There are those who think that he has confessed to his crimes, been executed, been replaced by the guy in the bodysuit or the hologram or whatever, and that when the time for the prestige is ready, they will unmask the Biden actor, as it were, and we will see who it is.
I don't know.
Rob Schneider?
Scott Baio?
To the audience.
I always try you may have picked up that I love conspiracy theories the dumber the better because I think they're just so much fun they're unfortunately very dangerous and I always Mike always indulges my bit and it ends up not being a bit on his side because someone has really Really believes this shit and I guess that's why we have a podcast like well behind the curtain there it's never a bit when it gets to Mike it's a bit with me and then I kick it over to him and he's like well here's what they actually believe and it's like oh god damn it this it makes me sad every time I make this joke yeah I mean this was on you we literally just got done discussing how they think that Joe Biden is a hologram
I think between the two of them, it's probably a push between which one is crazier.
Joe Biden is an alien or Joe Biden is a hologram.
Oh, and the other thing... What's going on with Tracy Beans before we, like, completely... I believe that's Tracy Beans.
Beans?
Yeah, help me out here.
Yeah, Tracy Beans, our newly elected member of the Republican South Carolina party, like, apparatus as it were. She won a job. She's like some sort
of executive oversight. She has a good or something to that
effect. It's not a very powerful gig. She won it in a pack.
She won it in a pack. She for all you imagine gathering fans
out there that is the deepest of deep cuts.
But this is the state where Lin Wood is going to attempt to become the GOP party chair in the middle of May is when his election is.
So we are seeing QAnon promoters, and Tracy Beans is like literally the OG QAnon promoter, she is now a part of this party.
So she is going to be lobbying the other people there to vote for Lin Wood over McKissick, who is the current incumbent party chair of Of South Carolina.
So you have this situation where the proverbial inmates are trying to take over the asylum.
You have... What are their chances?
That's the thing that's so hard to figure out.
Well, it is a Carolina, so... Yikes.
I mean, this is, yeah, it is South Carolina.
This is an incredibly red state.
Allen West, who has always been a right-wing extremist and a kook, is the chair of Texas, and it's really worrying that this is what's going to happen to these parties.
Now, the other side of the equation is that Trump has come out and endorsed McKissick, and Lynwood got very upset that Trump did this, but I mean, Lynwood's been like, Trump, I love you.
I support you so much.
Why?
And so this is going to be the most, like, minor, minor first test of establishment GOP versus QAnon GOP.
In an election, as it were, probably a couple hundred people are going to vote in this thing.
I mean, this is just only the people that are actually part of the South Carolina Republican Party apparatus, only they get a vote in this thing.
So it's not like this is something where the state of South Carolina is going to go to the polls and we're going to get a result.
Um, cause, uh, the article I read about Tracy beans winning her, uh, her position and she won cause it was an open seat.
It was a, uh, the previous, uh, people that were, that had held this position and resigned.
She ran for the open seat.
She won it.
She needed to clear a 185 vote threshold to win, and she got 188.
So she just cleared that bar and got the job.
So I don't know what that means for this contest for Lin Wood.
Does he have to get 185 votes?
Is that all this is?
But that's what's going to be happening.
I believe May 15th is when this election is being held.
Uh, for this position and we're going to see if the rank and file Republicans in this party, uh, stick with the guy that Trump endorsed and has been the guy running the play.
I think he's had two terms already.
He's running for his third term.
Or if they decide to just cut the brakes and go direct to Crazy Town with Lin Wood as their leader, a man who has literally been asked by the Georgia Bar Association to take a psych evaluation because they think he's insane.
So that's going to be, it's gonna be very interesting to see the payoff of this festivities in the next two weeks, as it were.
Man, I mean, if he wins, at least it will give us enough content to support our next podcast within a podcast or bonus podcast featuring discussions about Lin Wood and his mindless followers called Wood for Sheep.
I thought you were going to do something on the Lin, but I'm happy with where you went.
That is both our Lin Wood discussion podcast and our high-level Catan playing podcast.
It's two very different topics.
I don't know what market you're going for there.
That would be the most incredible bonus content ever for Patreon supporters.
A podcast that's like 30 minutes long and it's pretty much half Discussing Lin Wood and what that guy is up to, and half high-level Settlers of Catan strategy.
Oh, yeah.
Lin Wood wins the election and we're like, what is good?
But is it really good on this wheat-heavy board?
And we just get into this whole discussion of ore and building vertically versus horizontally and development cards.
And now Brick is a trap.
That's actual, genuine Catan advice.
Never settle for Brick.
You can do so much better, baby.
Yes.
Good old Brick.
Nothing beats Brick.
Except for Orr, which beats everything.
Damn right.
You're getting your high-level Catan content right now, folks, just so you know.
I mean, yeah, well, unfortunately, the real secret to Catan, you could teach anybody in 30 seconds.
Yo, Orr is the best thing.
Do Orr.
Boom!
Congratulations, I've just upped your Catan game.
But I like Brick.
Fuck Brick.
Brick is useless.
Orr.
The ideal game of Settlers of Catan, most players need exactly two bricks, and that's it.
Anyway, look forward to Wood for Sheep once that dude wins that election.
That's going to be great.
Oh yeah, it's going to be so great when we just decide that We as Americans really don't want to have a shared sense of reality.
We want to live in two totally different worlds where one group of people thinks that COVID is a virus that's a bad thing and you should get vaccinated and other people think that COVID is fake and the vaccine is a microchip that will turn you into a monster.
And we're working so hard at just ripping reality apart and just moving to the dual reality universe that we want to live in.
I mean, we're living in a world where these people are giving money to cyber ninjas so they can make Trump the president again, because that's a thing that can actually happen in their minds, that we're really about to do this.
that like right after Arizona any day any day now Arizona's gonna be called for Trump and then after that happens boom
He's president because reasons and the Supreme Court's just gonna acknowledge it Joe Biden's just gonna throw up his
hands and dematerialize from his holographic form
Yeah, like the like the Trump team like Ivanka and Jared or like the Scooby-Doo crew
where they go to unmask old man Biden, and he just actually flickers away into nothing.
And they're just like, oh man, it wasn't old man Jeffers, it was actually a hologram!
Ain't that a thing?
But the cabal is supposed to be omnipotent, so I'm assuming that when they went and managed to, like, Finally de-hologram Joe Biden and save the country, that the consciousness inside the Joe Biden hologram would just rematerialize in a giant mech suit and just start rampaging across Washington D.C.
shooting missiles at patriots.
What's that video game where the president has a mech suit?
I don't know what you're talking about, but it's certainly not Iron Wolf Chaos that originally came out of the Xbox.
If I had to guess, I would say it's probably Iron Wolf Chaos.
All I'm thinking of now is Godzilla vs. Kong, but it's Trump vs. Biden, and it's just like this giant mecha Biden against Trump, who's been just augmented into basically being a giant Incredible Hulk when he's orange instead of green.
And they're just like hauling off and like destroying each other as they tear apart Washington, D.C.
Also, sorry, Best of No World's, not Best of No World's, that is a thing that never existed, Adventures in Hell World Correction Corner, Metal Wolf Chaos, not Iron Wolf Chaos, sorry.
Metal Wolf Chaos.
Yeah, oh man, so yeah, it is just really Where we're going as a country is that we're fighting so hard to not acknowledge anything that's actually happening and just digging deeper and deeper into the bubbles that contain these quasi realities.
Yes, these quasi realities that these people want to live in and enjoy and partake of, and they never want to leave those fake realities.
I mean, that's the whole point of QAnon at this point, is to keep you in the echo chamber, keep you isolated, I mean, it's just so important to these people to post daily morale threads, daily pump-ups, just, hey, we're all in this together.
And by us being in this together, I mean us in our virtual reality echo chamber over here and not the real reality over there.
And just keep sending me your photos of you walking through Walmart without a mask and breathing fresh air.
I just love that.
It makes me laugh so much listening to people talk about how good it feels to not wear a mask.
And it's like, you know what?
Guess what?
The president said you're allowed to do that if you're fully vaccinated.
You can go outside without a mask on now.
We're already there, buddy.
We've already made it.
Also, I love how these people are bragging about air as if none of us have ever experienced it.
Like, the pandemic, it feels like it's been going forever, but it's actually been like 18 months or whatever, so most, if not all of us, don't remember what air is like.
It's fine.
Yeah.
I remember what it was like to go outside without wearing a mask, because it wasn't that long ago.
And now for Sarge, he can do that.
It's a thing that exists.
Yay!
You made it!
You cleared the final hurdle.
I get to take the first step towards my maskless outdoor existence very soon.
And it's going to be so funny for QAnon in the next three months when most people have been vaccinated and that we're outdoors without wearing masks.
They're going to be so angry because the masks were how they got to own people and the masks were proof that the Deep State was never about a virus.
This was about control.
They made us wear the masks to make us submit, to oppress us.
Only the weak obeyed their tyranny and they'll never give their tyranny up.
Like, by the end of this summer, you're gonna be watching Red Sox baseball games and there's gonna be like 30,000 people in the stands not wearing masks.
I mean, let's not go crazy.
I don't give a fuck how vaccinated I am.
I'm not gonna be watching any baseball games.
Thank you.
Oh!
I knew Al was gonna be in there real quick with the not watching baseball.
Hey, baseball sucks.
I was just trying to give a visual representation of maskless America.
That's America's game, sir.
You are a member of the cabal, clearly.
America's game is mass shooting, and we're doing pretty good at it this year.
Oh, America!
Yeah!
America winning the gold medal for gun-related violence, and it's not even close.
We are very good at the gun violence.
Yeah, where's our Olympics?
It's the closest cemetery?
Yes.
Grim.
Boom, yeah.
Wow, way to take, way to suck all the air out of it.
Hahaha.
Alrighty.
Like a sucking chest wound from a gun.
Or we're just like a sucking bit that we can't escape from.
Like a black hole that also sucks.
See?
Everything sucks.
Let's get to our mailbag.
I'm itching for it.
Yes, that sounds like a much more optimistic and sunny experience to live in.
Not this bleak dystopia that Sarge is trying to put us in.
Our listeners got questions.
We got answers.
It's time for Q and A. I think I found the long term side effect of the vaccine.
It just makes Sarge miserable.
He's just an angry dude now.
I was very tired.
Tired and angry.
Yeah.
So that's the new Sarge that happened.
Like tired, angry and with an incredible 5G connection.
The Sarge story.
This is the way of the veteran.
So SubZeroShirtArt asks, make your wildest bets.
What will be the next extinction level event for Qs that will either make all the difference for the culture or make it irrelevant?
Something pandemic related, new virus strains, Joe Biden resigning, Kamala stepping in as president, et cetera, et cetera.
So what do you think will be the next shocking narrative of QAnon, as it were, that they're all going to freak out about?
I think it's going to be how the, like my safe answer is how the COVID is going in India right now.
The murderous shit show that is that and how the world responds to it.
But also Russia naming USA number one country we hate.
Either of those.
I, uh, and I will also throw it over to Elle as I ponder my answer.
I'll go ahead and say a wildly desperate for re-election Donald Trump officially endorses Q by either revealing who real quote-unquote real Q was the whole time or claiming that they are in direct communication with a real Q in some form or fashion.
Like an official confirmation from a wildly desperate Donald Trump.
That would be the, that would be, oh, that'd be the greatest thing in the history of the world.
If Donald Trump actually went like whole hog, full blown QAnon believer, that would be, uh, that'd be incredible.
I, the amount of, like the world couldn't handle that because even if he did that, I don't know how he could lose a Republican primary.
I really don't.
I mean, that's the thing that just like really melts my brain every time I think about it.
How this guy has never been quote-unquote mainstream popular.
He never like popped a 50% approval rating his entire presidency.
He lost badly to Hillary Clinton in the popular vote.
He got crushed by Joe Biden in the popular vote and yet This political party that you would think would want to be competitive in an election sometime in the next million years without needing the Electoral College to like steal it for them?
They're totally beholden to this guy.
They have no other options.
DeSantis in Florida literally just acts like him.
He mimics his gestures.
I mean, everyone in the Republican Party that's serious about being the president is just, Hi, I'm Donald Trump, only not orange and old and as outwardly racist, but you're still getting 95% of the Trump, so I'm good, right?
I mean, I just can't imagine this past election, every Democrat who ran for president being like, hey guys, I'm pretty much Hillary Clinton.
I mean, y'all love Hill Dog, right?
I'm basically her.
So vote for me, the Hillary surrogate.
I mean, it's just so mind-blowing to me that a really unpopular dude who will never win the popular vote in America is the anchor that is wrapped around their neck and they
either can't remove it or they're happy to have it.
Thanks for the question.
So up next is someone whose screen name is a period.
So their handle is OceanBlues3.
And they ask, does future prove past?
I was mostly trolling you over the topics of those phrases.
But what are your favorite phrases or memes from QAnon, if any?
Like, first arrest triggers mass population awakening, or we are the news, or get your popcorn ready.
What are the dumb zingers from Q and his followers?
That like most like tickle your fancy as it were.
I mean, I guess we should just start with the most obvious one, which is that one time they accidentally misspelled Godspeed Patriots as Goodspeed Patriots.
And we've been using it as our sign off since we since we went over that drop on the show.
We also talk about Alice and Wonderland a lot.
Alice and Wonderland.
We really love Alice and Wonderland.
Why is this relevant?
I love that.
To me, when I see those cue drops, I'm just thinking it's like a screamo band where you have the main screamer and the backup screamer.
And I always think, why is this relevant?
It's like the backup person giving the other person a quick rest on the shouty vocals.
Like some Linkin Park, like Q is up there white boy rapping, some bars, and then in the background is like other Riddler Q or whatever, just like screeching, why is this relevant?
Right, yeah, you got Chester Bennington who was killed by the Cabal, you got him putting in the, why is this relevant in the background, exactly.
Right now, the one thing that makes me laugh the most, or one catchphrase I love the most, because Q never said it, was, it had to be this way.
That is their excuse for Biden being the president, mass vaccinations, all of their losses, all of the huge L's that QAnon is suffering, that they have no, there's no drop they can read that can explain it, there's no justification they could have for it.
They just hand wave it all away by saying it had to be this way.
Just whatever was going on, it had to happen this way.
And we're going to get to the payoff at some ill-defined point in the near future.
Emphasis on near, but also massive emphasis on future.
And it just lets them kick the can down the road for forever and tolerate the fact that
they're not getting their Ws because they're never going to get their Ws.
But Mike, where's Huma?
We did get a lot of mileage out of where's Huma.
Oh god, Where is Huma?
The threads.
There's just so many.
I love it when they tell people, read all the drops.
That's how you learn.
That's how you'll get all of our Office-like references.
Yeah, exactly.
It's just a show that you have to get immersed into the weeds of it so you can get all this stuff, and when somebody walks into your casino with a Dunder Muffin mask on, you're like, oh right, it's that show that I've never watched.
Whatever.
Yeah, it's sort of like when new listeners come to our show and are very confused by the catchphrase we use all the time, put a raisin on it.
We all know why Put A Raisin On It is hilarious, but they don't.
This is their first time listening.
Right, exactly.
They may never know.
They're going to have to go back into the vault and listen to the archives and dig up the hilarious origins of Put A Raisin On It.
What a story, I'm telling you.
Oh man, I'm real rib-tickler that one.
So good and rich.
So thank you, Ocean Blues, with a three instead of an E, and also a period for a handle for the question.
And finally, Traplord Fleco asks, do you think there will ever be another Anon
that catches on like Q did?
It's tough to imagine that you're gonna have this perfect storm again, because Trump was just such a-
Or it's coming.
So what are the odds there's another storm behind it?
Right.
The thing is that Trump is such a perfect vessel for this nonsense because he himself is a conspiracy theorist.
His rise to Republican prominence was in 2012 when he was telling everybody he had confirmed proof that Obama was born in Kenya and thusly illegitimate to be president.
So you had a guy who ran for the presidency on birtherism and won it, and then because he's such a narcissist that needs to be patted on the head and told he's a beautiful boy, You had him literally retweeting QAnon constantly during the election in 2020 because they were the people telling him he was going to win, they were the people telling him it was great, and anyone who will give him affirmation will get the internet fist bump.
You're going to need to find someone who is either as emotionally desperate and needy as Trump or someone who is cynical enough and smart enough to run that scam where you get the quote-unquote insider freedom fighter working to save America Running the chans and posting on social media and doing all that kind of stuff and then that candidate or that president or whoever they are sees that there's like some smoke there and then they decide to throw a little gasoline on the fire and see if they can get it really going and it requires the outside help because like QAnon would not matter if you didn't have Steve Bannon, Michael Flynn, all of these just
Like dirtbags promoting it.
Lin Wood, all of these guys, they give it gravitas.
They make it relevant by being on social media and television screaming about the Illuminati and how I ain't going to back down.
I'm going to tell the truth, even if the truth is something that people don't want to hear and all that good stuff.
I mean, The QAnon story was one thing, but the fact that you actually had the Trump White House just give them a big hug and embrace them, that's what really made it bigger than it was.
And also COVID.
I mean, the fact that you had a Once in a century event happened and everyone was locked into their houses and they didn't know what was going on.
And they would take any answer from anyone as to what was happening.
And you got to find out that this whole Covid thing is bullshit.
And don't really worry about it.
It's all good.
It's a white hat hoax.
We're going to arrest Tom Hanks and Oprah any day now or whatever.
I mean, just just all of that shit happening made it so that this thing became way bigger than it had any right to be.
So here's a question for you.
I guess it's a two-parter.
And the first part is, do you think that QAnon as a thing has enough legs or enough roots to at least fester and maybe make some small gains over the next 10 or 15 years?
And if so, how likely is it that you think that the next prophet of the QAnon movement is a more traditional influencer?
Ooh.
I think we're going to, I think we're going to learn a lot about the legs on QAnon in this upcoming election cycle in 2022 and 2024, because this is a political conspiracy theory.
And if they can get some more people to win, if it's not just Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene in Congress, but they actually, we actually get like a Q caucus of like six to 10 people, and maybe some blood red state Well, uh, someone like Wyoming or some really small population state has somebody actually win the senatorship or a governorship, then like, I mean, that would be really terrifying.
I mean, it'd be like, oh man.
And then, uh, and then the ultimate litmus test is Trump in 2024.
If he runs for president again, how QE is he?
Is he just full QAnon or is he just doing the wink and the nod and letting Dan Scavino handle all that stuff for him on social media?
I mean, It's we're going to we're going to get some answers in the near future.
And I don't I don't I'm not confident they're going to be good answers based on this.
I think it's very possible you're going to have, quote unquote, traditional, rational people talking about how Democrats are child trafficking blood drinkers and that we just need to work hard to find the evidence of these crimes.
I mean, Well, mostly I just feel like right now, you know, even if you got some hot young influencer to sort of be a talking head for QAnon, I don't think it would ring as true or as genuine.
I don't think it would reach enough people's hearts and minds coming from somebody that was just like, Already successful or whatever and already like fully formed and then came to QAnon, what have you.
I don't think that's nearly as powerful as, you know, somebody who might be 14 or 15 now and then, you know, eight years down the line they're someone in their young 20s and they've got like 200,000 Instagram followers or, you know, whatever.
And then like a homegrown QAnon influencer.
Like, I think might be the inevitable, like, next phase of the movement.
Unless you get somebody like Donald Trump just claiming.
It'll just, like, snap.
You know what I mean?
If Trump wanted to take Q, he would just be like, guess what?
I'm it now.
Like, I know Q, or am Q, or was Q, and guess what?
Like, I could just take it.
But not everyone's got that Trump level of juice.
Lin certainly couldn't be Q.
The thing that you're talking about in a lot of ways describes Yoga Anand and what we also call Pastel Anand, where you have these wellness influencers and these people that have been into alternative medicine and other forms of healing and chakras and all that kind of stuff.
On the surface level, they like appeared to just be like yoga instructors and doing yoga is good for you.
That's healthy.
And maybe the whole stuff about treating your cancer with coffee enemas and not chemotherapy.
Don't listen to that kind of stuff.
But there's been a lot of people in that kind of space that have Pivoted from just the yoga and wellness thing to the Hollywood is trafficking children and we got to look out for this stuff and hashtag save the children and all these things.
So you're seeing that kind of stuff happening where QAnon is getting more new age people into the movement.
Through non-traditional means, because again, we've read the Q-drops, we know what Q and kind of like the story of Q at the start was, where it was very Christian, very God against the devil, very much about Christ, and now you're having people that you wouldn't Normally think of as traditional Christian values folks coming into QAnon through alternate alternative ways to get there.
The whole protecting children thing, the whole the medical field and all these drugs are trying to push on us as a scam and you can't trust the FDA and vaccines.
And so I think it's absolutely possible that you could have somebody with a lot of gravitas, someone who is some sort of social influencer who does have millions and millions of followers that suddenly takes that hard pivot to QAnon and brings those people with them for the ride.
And that would be kind of wild.
There was a, I can't even remember his, I think his name was like Timmy G or something like that, but there was this guy.
He had a blue checkmark on Twitter.
He had high five, low six figure followers.
And his thing was he was crushing daily fantasy sports on DraftKings and FanDuel and sports betting all beyond that, but mostly just daily fantasy.
And that was his thing.
And then he got pilled and became a hardcore QAnon follow supporter.
And he was like, Talking about how Christy Teigen didn't really miscarry, that she had her child aborted and ate it, and all this kind of stuff.
And he just went totally bonkers nuts.
And he kept a lot of his audience.
They were willing to go down that rabbit hole.
I mean, they obviously wanted to know what they wanted to do with their last $4,000.
They needed an outfielder for tonight's baseball lineup.
or whatever, but they seem to be content to indulge him in his insanity content.
And he got a lot of QAnon support because he had had that blue checkmark from before the crazy times.
And then he lost the blue checkmark and got himself suspended from Twitter and all that other good stuff
because that's what happens to you when you go too far down the rabbit hole, as it were.
Oh, no such thing.
Yeah.
You know what?
You said that that was our last question, but in a surprising turn of events, it's not.
Because somebody asked me a question for the podcast on my Twitter.
That's right.
I'm taking over.
No one asks, just wondering how the wider QAnon community has their latest batshit belief become canon in a post-RonQ world?
So how's the message getting out there?
How is stuff getting added to the official canon of QAnon now that Totally Not Actually Q Ron Watkins is no longer posting as Totally Not Q?
I'm also curious about this.
Mostly it is Michael Flynn, Steve Bannon, Lin Wood.
The big guys on TV are the ones carrying the message and explaining what's going to happen.
During the recount and during the lawsuits, Sidney Powell and Lin Wood were basically directing traffic.
I mean they were talking about the Kraken and Sidney Powell was using all the QAnon slogans like it's gonna be biblical and all that kind of stuff so the The people who are actually on screens going to conventions, having large audiences, those people push the narrative.
Then you've got Dan Scavino and Mike Pompeo.
I don't think Pompeo actually knows what he's doing, but I think he knows there's an audience that wants to hear him quote Bible verses and also just say shit about how Biden sucks.
But Dan Scavino absolutely knows what he's doing.
Dan Scavino is there to manipulate QAnon.
And to help keep them energized and motivated for when his boss runs for president again in 2024.
So you have that tier of the QAnon content creators.
Then the tier below that is the Praying Medic and the Ghost Ezra and the Jordan Sathers of the world who are They're trying to take the information from the big guys and distill it down for the rank and file and let them know what's going on and how it's going to shake out.
You'll have Ghost Ezra putting his spin on it with the Reptiloids and the Hollow Flat Earth and all that bullshit.
And Praying Medic will talk about a dream he had where something happened.
And Jordan Sather will get mad because some people got indicted for trying to promote MMS as a cure for things and it's not.
It's bleach.
It'll kill you.
Or at least do incredible damage to you if the potency is not lethal.
But as we learned from reading his Facebook, or his Twitter, or Gab, or Parler, or Telegram, whatever post they were, everything is bleach.
The sun is, what is the sun if not bleach?
Exactly!
It's the greatest bleaching agent there is.
This is absolutely true.
The sun will bleach anything if you give it long enough.
And the sun is healthy for us, so obviously bleach is healthy for us.
So essentially, in answering the question, what you've sort of said is that the message disseminates sort of just top to bottom in a very traceable queue hierarchy.
It seems like there's a pretty well-defined power hierarchy In the QAnon community, even without their profit, like, directing traffic, and it just sort of trickles down from the Pompeos to the Ghost-Ezras to the lesser chuds down at the bottom.
Yeah.
And it's also like, uh, whenever they have an event that can latch on to like the, like, again, the audit in Arizona, like Ron Watkins is like freaking out telling people like, here's what you need to watch on these cameras.
And Ron was the guy who got the whole, they're using UV to scan the ballots for, uh, watermarks, some random jamoke, like literally, uh, I don't even know how they found this, but I, cause when they found it, The tweet had like 200 likes and maybe 30 retweets and like two quote retweets.
It didn't, this was not a tweet, it was not an engagement, but somebody found Joe Blow's Twitter feed and he had a picture of a recount person holding up a UV light to a ballot and he's like they're looking for watermarks and Ron Watkins found that tweet grabbed it was like boom the watermarks it's happening and once Ron grabbed it then everyone grabbed it and then it was OAN was promoting it so whenever they get an event like this dumb audit like
Like all the people who know how this works start like finding their angle on the event so they can start making the event bigger, more powerful, more important for their fans and get everybody all kinds of like jeeped up and galvanized over it.
I mean, again, if one falls, they all fall.
Like, Bannon and Flynn saying this shit, when one of the Republicans in Arizona, again, he was like, this isn't going to overturn the election.
This has nothing to do with that.
Meanwhile, you have the Grifters saying, this will absolutely overturn the election, suckers!
So, it's just...
Those who have an audience already can use that audience to get the message out.
And however they find it, be it a lone tweet from some jamoke looking at a guy with a blacklight or whatever.
Thank you once again for your question.
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