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Nov. 25, 2020 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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Aventures In HellwQrld Episode 10: Release The Kraken

QAnon still isn't giving up hope of a Trump win. We dig into the old QDrops and find out what is supposed to happen if Biden really did win this election and how we'll know if Q is on the level or not. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hello, everybody, and welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
I am your host, Mike Rains, a.k.a.
Poker and Politics, and I am joined, as always, by Sarge.
Welcome from the internet.
And the inscrutable L. That's me, my beautiful babies.
So, we are back.
We had our technical difficulties that I complained about on the internet yesterday, but we seem to be under a new and improved system.
Audacity was never our friend.
Zencastr has always been our best friend.
Not sponsored by Zencastr.
Yeah, but if Sincap wants to sponsor us, we are absolutely slaves for money.
So, yes, all of that.
And you guys don't even know, in that lost episode, we talked about everything.
Everything that would bring down Q any day now.
Oh, yeah.
When we get it back, that lost episode, it has it all.
Much like the mail Tucker Carlson had stolen from him that was going to confirm the massive election fraud and swing this thing to Trump, we actually confirmed the actual identity of the Q poster and we're about to out him.
And then when I went to hit save, it just deleted all of it.
And we can never get that back because that's how the world works.
And that's what logic is.
And that means you guys missed out on a bunch of cherry in-jokes, like the full loaf, and blade, and put some raisins on it!
And, you know, just a bunch of madcap shit like that.
So, you know, hopefully at some point we'll be able to recover that.
We could put the missing pod online as a, like a Patreon reward or something.
Oh man, the day someone's actually able to scour my terrible hard drive and figure that out will be the greatest day ever.
But beyond our horrible technical difficulties, we also deal with the horror of QAnon, so that requires a content warning.
Yay!
Content warning.
The Adventures in Hellworld podcast talks in-depth about QAnon, which means we have to talk about all kinds of child abuse and violence against people.
Listener discretion advised.
Also, what I wanted to bring up after letting you know what you're getting into was- After we know that we have your discretion.
Yes, now that we have your discretion, yes.
We have had an uptick in listens over the past few weeks, which has been very encouraging that more people are listening to us.
The post-election craziness and all that kind of stuff.
As I guess made us an outlet for people to want to like hear things and that's wonderful.
So hopefully that continues to work out that way.
Hopefully more and more people will actually tune in.
If you really enjoy what we're doing, please consider donating on patreon.com slash poker politics.
And helping us out.
Almost all the money is going to go back into the show.
Zencastr has like post-production options that we got to pay for.
So we definitely will be doing that with this money.
Unlike the Trump campaign.
Oh, the Trump campaign takes your money, and they run.
Sidney Powell and Lin Wood and all these other grifters, you're financing their trip to Tahiti.
Rest assured of that.
I love how, for the most part, Sarge could just throw in that little elbow, like apropos of nothing, in pretty much anything we're talking about.
We could be talking about just the most random madcap shit, and he could just come in from offscreen with a, unlike the Trump campaign, blammo!
And it's always right.
It's always true.
Well, that was him.
That's where Mike was supposed to be like, us, unlike the Trump campaign, we're spending your money on what we say we are, the podcast.
Yeah.
Read my mind.
I'm sorry I didn't dunk that basketball.
I apologize.
But speaking of other people who actually do the work that others claim they're doing,
if you don't want to give us money, please give money to love146.org,
anti-human trafficking, anti-child trafficking campaign that actually fights
that stuff, whereas QAnon just screams about it on the internet and then ties up
the phone lines of people who are actually tracking this stuff down so they can't do
their jobs. QAnon is a net negative in the anti-human trafficking fight across our
globe. So, yes, nuts to those people and props to love146.org.
And beyond all that, of course, give money to the Democrats running for Senate in
Georgia so that we can take control of the Senate and actually pass real
legislation that will help people instead of letting Mitch McConnell be the god
emperor of America for at least the next two years and perhaps the rest of his life,
because Mitch McConnell is a demi-lich monster that's going to destroy our nation.
But most importantly, give that money to us.
Did we say that part already?
Sorry, we can cut this out in post, right?
Yes, yes, we absolutely are good.
Money, please.
We want to keep making podcasts.
We're just like shaking our hats at you while you just try to enjoy your day listening to the podcast on the Subway.
On the Sub.
Yeah, on the Submarine.
When you're taking your U-Boat commute in the morning.
God, what the freak is wrong with me?
I was like, sub is short for subway, right?
And then I was like, no, it's not!
It's short for a whole different vehicle.
In a whole different medium, in fact.
Yes.
Oh, man.
I take the sub to work in my underground, um, undersea space station or whatever.
Oh my God.
Now I'm punchy, too.
And now all the, now all the people that are listening at home are like, holy shit.
What sort of nonsense did we miss in that forgotten podcast?
And, uh, you know what?
All I, all I got to say to that is put some raisins on it!
So dumb.
I'm sorry, just literally head in his hands.
So goofy.
Dude, I'm fucking so good at this podcast shit.
Unlike Kevin Smith, who's a hack, am I right?
In jokes, I call back.
This is the content our audience craves.
Make it fucking esoteric.
That's what it's all about!
This podcast is literally going to just be me laughing for 60 minutes at this point, because you've broken me.
You've completely broken me.
We're going to do the Donald Duck Podcast.
You can only understand every third word, but it's still pretty funny.
Yeah, I'm L. This is the L solo podcast, because my grades is now debilitated.
We're here to break you, like I am in Chicago.
We're gonna have to give Mike Rades, our boy here, like 8 to 10 seconds worth of recovery time in the form of our intro for Cues in the News!
What's everyone's favorite death cult been up to this past week?
It's time for Cues in the News!
So what we've been having is basically grift-a-thon 2020 is just roaring across social media as
the woman who used to be a part of the Trump illegal campaign and was then removed for
being too insane even for Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell, is now declaring that apparently America
is her clients and she will never stop until justice is done for America and that means
that we're going to have to give her lots of money to save us from Joe Biden being elected
president.
She put out the call to grift and for people to give her cash and she's been retweeted
by Praying Medic, Major Patriot, all these different QAnon dirtbags.
I don't know if they're getting a cut out of this or if they're just so psychotic that they think she's actually going to do work on their behalf.
But it's really impressive seeing QAnon being turned into a multi-level marketing grift campaign where you have Sidney Powell at the top of the pyramid and just these idiot Morons below her, shoveling money up to her in an effort to, like, quote-unquote, save America, which again means finance her trip to Tahiti.
I mean, it's just, it's really mind-blowing that these guys aren't selling their own shirts, coffee mugs, t-shirts, podcasts, whatever it is you would do, but they're actually telling people, hey, give money directly to this lawyer who is gonna do fucking nothing with it!
What kind of sponsors would try to use this whole Q nonsense to make a quick buck?
Anyway, that Patreon is at PokerPolitik.
If you want to go ahead and give us your money, we'd really appreciate it.
Has she said what she's going to spend this Griff money on?
Has she solicited money?
She's just talking about this being the legal fund for her campaign to overturn this corrupt election.
This is the whole release the Kraken thing that she started a week or so ago and has led to now just Bullshit, as it were, where she's constantly getting ready to file the lawsuit.
She's constantly on the cusp of, like, revealing her evidence.
Oh yeah, baby, keep going, I'm on the cusp.
The evidence, it's coming.
Oh, she's edging QAnon so hard, you have no fucking idea.
It's such aggressive edging.
Oh god, I'm about to litigate.
Oh, the litigation all over you.
It's so incredible.
And what's really funny was Tucker Carlson was like, hey, so give me the evidence and I'll let you present it to America.
And then she was like, no, no thanks, bro.
And then Tucker went on his show and said, well, I told Sidney Powell to give me the evidence.
I'd broadcast it to you all, but she wouldn't do it.
So I can't do anything.
So that was the breaks.
I don't trust her anymore.
And of course, QAnon, being rational, coherent people, looked at this and said that Tucker Carlson's not the Antichrist and is enthralled with Joe Biden and Moloch, the literal Christian devil, as it were, and wants to destroy humanity.
So this is how you lose favor with QAnon, is refusing to indulge their fantasies.
Tucker Carlson strikes me as the sort of guy who goes through a high school fundraising car wash twice.
Absolutely.
Oh, God.
He is all of these things.
I can't think of a way to describe my visceral reaction to that guy.
That was the first thing that came to mind.
Yeah, he... And what I love about him in this context is, like, he is such an absolute, like, white nationalist, sack of shit, dirtbag.
He is, like, everything QAnon has ever wanted in a person who's on television.
And because he won't rate Sidney Powell's bullshit, not good enough for QAnon, just unacceptable.
And it just blows my mind that the purity tests you have to clear day in and day out to stay in QAnon's good graces are so intense.
That the moment you finally go, hey, guys, the Emperor, he's naked, his dick's out, I can see it, this isn't great.
Like, the moment you finally break and admit it's not true is the moment they just cast you out.
Like, all of your past works are meaningless.
You must maintain the lie.
Forever or else you're scum and you've always worked for Satan and you were always a double agent and we hate you
I mean this is a girl's in for a second to talk more about this idea of
An adult children's book called the Emperor's dick is out.
I think This could be the next to go the fuck to sleep
The Emperor's dick is out.
I don't want to see that.
I just never want to see that.
It's an incredible modern retelling of the Emperor's new clothes, but literally just
the Emperor's tickets out.
People want to see it.
I think it works.
I think it'll happen.
I mean, I think someone's going to steal it from us and they're going to make a mint off of it.
Cause all you just have to do is have a caricature of Donald Trump, just butt ass naked with his giant floppy belly, uh, like barely not concealing his micro penis.
We need to, we need to mail a recording of this podcast to ourselves.
That's how that works, right?
Yes.
Absolutely.
Yes, we have to prove that we had this intellectual property before the Emperor's Dick Out book arrives in time for Christmas, because someone's going to slapdash that thing together like you read about.
Someone's going to slap that dick just right in time for the holidays.
You know it.
Oh, God.
We're going to do a tight blue five every podcast.
We're workshopping this.
It's a stealth segment.
We buried it in cues of the news.
And so we have Cindy Powell just aggressively grifting everybody.
And this turns to her partner in crime, as it were, Lynn Wood, who
is a right-wing ambulance chaser in If you remember the Covington teen who got in the face of that Native American activist?
And then there was that giant brew, ha ha.
And then the right wing media was like, you are taking it out of context.
The kid did nothing wrong.
And then the kid had some people like pull some strings and he got to go on television and cry.
And then they sued CNN and all that stuff.
Lin Wood was that kid's attorney.
And then Lin Wood became the attorney of Kyle Rittenhouse, the idiot who shot those people in Wisconsin,
where he went to a protest with a gun exclusively to kill people and then killed people
and became a right wing hero where people are like, hey, Donald Trump, if you happen to like leave office,
please pardon Kyle Rittenhouse on your way out the door.
A national hero.
I mean, it's like, no, he's a murderer.
He's just a dumb piece of shit who kills people.
He used his stimulus money to buy that gun.
Oh yeah, he uses Trump bucks, he spent that, he used that $1,200 to buy an AR-15 with which to kill people.
He was stimulating his self-defense.
He had self-defense on his mind when he loaded up that weapon and then traveled across state lines with it to a different place.
He was just like, you know what, I have to defend myself.
And it's just like, uh, your self seems pretty well def- Oh.
Yeah, he was pretty well defended, I thought, for a long time.
Yep.
Who even knows?
Like, he definitely traveled across state lines with an illegally purchased gun to shoot people.
Or maybe he purchased it legally.
Yeah, the illegal firearm charge is probably the least of his worries.
Anyhow, do you think anyone on earth could get this kid off?
Wow.
What an out of context line there.
Do you think that anyone on earth could get this kid acquitted of the crime that he has allegedly committed?
If they could, it's not Lin Wood that would be able to do it, I promise you that.
Lin Wood is going to somehow get that kid convicted of like 16 other murders that he was actually not involved in.
Because that's what happens when you have one of these fame-whore parasites for a lawyer attach themselves to you.
They just put themselves in front of the media 24-7 And your case is whatever it is, because they don't give a shit about that.
They know which way the wind blows when it comes to their day in front of the jury.
And that is, you fucking murdered those people.
You're going to go to jail for forever.
And that's just the way this works.
There's no actual legal process here.
This guy is just using Rittenhouse as a way to build his brand and to grift.
And that's it.
And the suckers don't see that.
The suckers don't see that everything is a scam to these people.
Mostly, I'm just pissed off.
When we started this segment, I thought that Lin Wood was the guy who wrote Hamilton, and I thought I was going to get to go on another rant about corny rappers.
So, the truth is just much worse.
That's even worse than the rapping in Hamilton.
I said it.
You are Ambrose Beasley, boys.
Yeah.
You really have high standards for rap.
Who are rappers that are acceptable to you, Al?
I mean, for what it's worth, I actually think that Lin-Manuel Miranda is a great writer.
I just don't think he's particularly good at rapping the stuff that he writes.
I feel like anybody else could probably do it better.
Uh, you know, I, like, I think it depends on what sort of mood I'm in.
I mean, I appreciate pop rap as much as, like, you know, the next person, but I do listen to a bunch of, like, indie stuff, like, you know, stuff on the Rhymesayers label, like Aesop Rock and Atmosphere and Shaw Rock and, uh, you know, I fucking feel like, I like Bobby Shmurda.
That song makes me want to dance and throw my cap in the air until it disappears into orbit and then Moon from DuckTales plays.
So yeah, those are some rappers that I enjoy.
So if you think that those rappers are corny, feel free to get at me on Twitter and explain how the Beastie Boys are better than them, and I'll tell you how you're wrong.
This is what you came here for, is like hardcore rap intelligentsia engagement and discussion.
Certainly not discussions about the Q phenomenon.
The Q phenomenon, that's just going to go away.
I mean, Trump lost the elections.
They've just given up.
They're out.
They're out forever.
This Q shit is temporary.
Yeah.
Also today, the Epoch Times seized upon some ridiculous legal filing in Pennsylvania that was basically like, and they started screaming, Judge Halt!
Certification of Pennsylvania Vote!
And if you actually read the article, it's about outstanding votes that have not been counted yet, and blah blah blah, and it acknowledges that certification of Pennsylvania already happened.
Biden won the state.
Trump lost the state.
Biden's going to be president.
That's just the way this works.
And again, this dumb thing, because the Epoch Times is... I don't even know if they're a QAnon adjacent at this point.
They're just basically QAnon.
They have just thrown in with this misinformation bullshit in the hardest way imaginable.
And they're just like, hey, look everybody, we got a shot in Pennsylvania now!
And between that and Rudy going to a hotel to piss and moan about the election today, and Trump was supposed to join us... And touch a penis in front of an underage reporter.
Yes!
I gotta imagine that's just the move, right?
You get home from a long day of doing whatever the fuck Giuliani does, and then you just lay down and touch your dick in front of a minor.
Yeah, the emperor's new penis.
So, no, I think you got that wrong, but we're just gonna roll with it anyways.
So, yeah, Rudy's giving his speech today, and it's so funny, like, looking at the two, like, feeds of my Twitter timeline, where I have on the one side, like, humanity, that it's just looking at Rudy, like, just shitting himself in public and making an even bigger clown out of himself.
And then I switched to the QAnon feed, and I just see people weeping with gratitude as Rudy Giuliani is bringing the hammer down.
And finally, we will have justice.
Finally, this election fraud will be exposed, and the world will learn the truth.
And it's just, it's... Is Page trying to escape his skull this time?
I'm not sure if we actually talked about Rudy Giuliani melting.
Rudy, the Rudy melt that we had from the last press conference is no longer there.
Right now it's just Rudy basically being in lighting that is akin to like every low-budget police interrogation scene where like there's like one light kind of swaying above his head and his face is cast in shadows and he's just like trying to muddle his way through a speech.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're describing the actions of Rudy Giuliani, America's mayor, as unprofessional?
on and the witness was like literally cloaked in darkness.
And it's just, it's so unprofessional.
Like the fact that this time they were able to- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're describing the actions of Rudy Giuliani, America's mayor, as unprofessional?
I don't believe it.
It's so weird.
It's so wild.
Again, you would think a man associated with the President of the United States would be able to do things like figure out lighting, blend his hair dye in, without then standing under a hot lamp and melting like a wax candle.
I thought he was giving a press conference in front of a lawn care company.
I mean, it's such an unbelievable shitshow.
It's so ridiculous.
they are at every single thing they do. And you just...
Cartoonish, really. It is in some ways completely unbelievable that this is real life and that
these Republicans are real people.
Truly, they are the scrappy-dos of politicians.
Yeah, they're like the thing that thinks itself the underdog, but is really supported by all the
power in the world and like everyone except for the idiots hates them.
It's really bizarre that like this is how like the Trump administration ends with him being like him being a petulant little child is like one thing but you would have thought that like between All the other people running the campaign like Steve Bannon who like appeared to be somewhat coherent and all this other shit.
At least the grift on the way out the door would have a professional sheen to it.
That they would not just be like the most incompetent bunch of clowns all running into the clown car and stepping on each other's giant feet.
as hard as possible on their way out of town.
It's so fucking messed up that like, this is the end.
This is how this four year shit show in America is finished by a guy standing in front of a lawn care
building with hastily stapled Trump Pence signs behind him.
How much do you think that Four Seasons Lawn Care got paid?
How much?
I mean, what's the appearance fee for supposedly the president at Four Seasons Lawnscape?
landscape.
What I, oh, someone had, I mean, I bet we could call them and find out.
And then on top of that, What would be really funny is if you called them, got that number, and then were able to somehow find a Giuliani staffer or flunky and get them to tell you what they told Trump the number was so that they could just grift money off the whole thing.
They're like, yeah, Donnie, they said it's going to be 75k in order to get the spot.
And meanwhile, like Four Seasons is like, I don't know, like five grand, whatever.
Just make sure the cameras are out of here in 45 minutes.
We don't know how this works.
And they're just like, oh yeah, 70 grand grift.
I mean, Rudy told the Trump campaign he needs $20,000 a day for his services.
I mean, this is such an audacity.
$20,000 a day to melt on camera?
The fluids they have to pump into that man's body to keep him alive are not cheap.
In fact, I think some of them are harvested from children, but don't let QAnon hear about it.
Wakka wakka.
Holy shit.
I was blown away by that.
They're gonna come on stage literally attached by, like, medical tubing to some, like, eight-year-old orphan girl.
It's gonna be great.
I think QAnon's gonna have to spin that.
They're gonna be like, ah!
Ah!
She's not a real little girl.
She's just a clone.
It's okay to get adrenochrome from clones.
Adrenochrome.
Get on it.
Mad Max style Rudy Giuliani comes in like a golf cart with a mounted child on the front running blood straight to him.
Yo.
Rudy, what's that?
That's my blood bag.
Don't worry about it.
Yeah, that's my sustenance.
It's the adrenochrome that keeps me alive.
Now, if you could all keep the child in a perpetual state of terror until it expires, that's what I need.
That's how I actually subsist and sustain myself in this mortal coil.
Yeah, the fetal adrenochrome tastes the best.
But you're not even eating it, sir.
Shut up.
It's delicious.
God damn it.
You beat me to the joke.
Fear blood tastes better.
It's like that episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark with the Fear Soup.
Or the movie Monsters, Inc.
Monsters, Inc.
is a huge part of the QAnon world.
The amount of people that have created memes and art, turning John Podesta into one of the monsters, sucking Adrena Krum out of the world.
You're really not joking about this?
Are you not?
Yeah.
I thought you were doing a goof!
Yeah, well, I thought you were doing a bit!
What?
No.
Not fucking joking.
They are obsessed with Monsters, Inc.
They think Monsters, Inc.
is Hollywood telling on themselves and openly complaining about adrenochrome.
This is a real thing that is, like, bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to-bedded-to Yeah, this is a real thing they really care about.
They're obsessed with it.
Like, they really feel like the story of Monsters, Inc.
is just Hollywood admitting that this is what we really do to people, this is the crime we commit, and we've made it into a lovable children's story so that you suckers will laugh at it and not think it's true when the horrible truth comes out.
Like, all of it.
Why do they always, they're like, this is them outing themselves.
Why is that?
Why do they think this global cabal of evil child-harvesting monsters is so dumb?
Because they always have this bullshit narrative to explain why they're able to catch them.
It's something that the Illuminati New World Order people have always talked about.
It's something that Alex Jones brings up all the time on his show.
It stems from back in the days of folklore where a vampire couldn't enter your house unless you welcomed him in.
It's this big thing, it's like the Matrix, where you have to, on some subconscious level, consent to what the bad guys are doing, or else they can't do it.
And, like, why they can't do it is never actually explained.
Why God can't just step in for any reason is never explained.
Why Lucifer needs to, like, put one over on you before he can do his bad things, none of that's ever explained.
But they just live in this perpetual belief that the bad guys gotta let you in
on it somehow or else they can't hit you with it. Like the Riddler has to tell Batman what he's
gonna do or else he can't- How's he not giving up Riddler? So they just think the
global world spanning cabal is Riddler?
Yes, that's exactly right.
They have to.
They are some way bound by tradition or the archetype of their character, like the vampire or whatever it is.
They have to make sure you're cool and you're good with everything before they can actually step over the threshold and then begin to drain your blood to control the earth.
Yeah, you're talking about them like they're crazy, Mike, but if you fucking stab Hillary Clinton in the chest with a wooden stake, she will die.
So... Permanently.
I think so.
I think this is, I think you're on to something here.
I mean, if I, if you actually go through everyone who is supposedly in the cabal, Hillary Clinton, George W. Bush, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, George Soros, if you drove a stake through any of their chests, you would kill them.
Yeah.
What's the problem with a wooden stake right now?
A Lost Boys style, which one is the head vampire so we can destroy all the other vampires, right?
Uh, I would think that that would probably be Soros.
It's like prequel battle droid rules.
You just kill the command center and all the other ones die.
Yes.
Yeah, this is... Also known as the Aliens from Independence Day rules.
Yep.
Or the Aliens from Avengers.
Or the Aliens from Avengers rules.
The Chitauri.
Just everything.
Every time you don't want to explain how you can actually beat an army of 20 million monsters, you just say, if we kill the leader, they all just either explode or give up or whatever.
We don't have military technology.
Let's fucking make war real simple.
You just like tag one guy as the golden snitch on each side if you just put a
I can't believe we lost to fucking Canada Why couldn't we find Justin Bieber fast enough?
God damn it!
I just love the- It's Stratego.
Once you- if you capture the boss piece, you win.
Yep.
Yes, that's it.
That's the whole game.
Yeah, it's so... everything about them is just, like, it's based upon making it a game so they're allowed to play it, and that's it.
Like, when you ask them, like, how are they able to figure out all this stuff?
Like, why does every music video have Illuminati imagery in it?
They're like, well, it has to!
That's just the way the game is played.
It's like, when did this... They have Illuminati guild laws that require...
Yeah, the Illuminati Guild Laws require, like, three upside-down crosses in every, like, ten videos in order to make sure that, like, the proper level of satanic imagery is in all of the shows.
Like the CBC, but for Satan?
There's so much hell in Illuminati is required to be in their media.
Yes, they gotta have like this much of sexual depravity, this much of outright satanic imagery, like all of these different and very important rules that need to be followed to the letter in order to properly brainwash the world and enslave us all to Moloch.
That's the way this works.
I think it would make it really difficult to masturbate to Lady Gaga videos.
If you're, like, a part of the cabal, and you're sitting there just trying to get your stroke on, and you're just, like, constantly having to receive transmissions from your overlords.
Do they give you, like, a little journal that you have to write the shit down in to make sure that you're keeping the notes?
I mean, who are the fucking signals for?
Oh, that's, like, one of the other things that's really funny about this, because they've had to explain... Thank you.
They've had to explain the signals because first of all, it was like they said, Oh, these signals are designed to like brainwash us and like manipulate and control us and make us like do Whatever it is they want us to do and put the subliminal messaging into our brains for when the trigger word is used.
And then when like that became like kind of obviously not what was happening, or they just claim it's going to happen many, many years down the line.
They would then bring up, oh, they're doing this as a sign of fealty to their satanic overlords.
So whenever you see a music video where they're doing this stuff, they're just giving the shout out to their bosses, their leaders.
And they have to constantly be pledging fealty to them publicly, or else their bosses get sad.
Beat them up and replace them with new pop stars that will constantly pledge fealty via symbolism in perpetuity.
You know, to be fair, that is sort of like, you know, Christian God's kind of jam, right?
It's just like, you have to pay him constant lip service, otherwise he doesn't like you anymore.
Yeah, you gotta go to church every Sunday.
You gotta go to church every Sunday and sometimes on Wednesdays and, you know, heaven forbid, on a Thursday.
Like, you just constantly gotta be biggin' up to God.
Like, you win your Oscar, first and foremost, you gotta thank God.
You win your Academy Award, which is awesome.
Wait, Chris Pratt's in trouble, right?
Wait, Chris Pratt's in trouble with God?
Yeah, no, for God.
Oh, Chris Pratt's in trouble for God.
What the fuck does that mean?
His church is a little too off kilter.
Oh, right, right, right.
His, like, weird, like, little culty group of Christians that don't really like gay people, I think, was their deal.
So, is he with the cabal or against them?
Yeah, can you be half Christian?
Half cabal?
Yeah, I'm half cabal, on my dad's side.
My mom doesn't cook with Moloch.
You have one lizard eye.
You've got, like, half a triangle over your eye.
You have 3-3-3 on your forehead?
Your cross is just sideways, like 90 degrees?
Yeah.
All I can think of is that line from Drop It Where It's Hot where Snoop Dogg's like, a blue flag on my backside but only on the left side.
So it's like the left side's the cabal side, the right side is your right with God and good Christian side.
You're just checking out both sides, you see what their offers are.
Just playing the field here a little.
You're wearing a Nazi uniform under your ally uniform, just in case.
That's a 30 Rock reference for my friends at home.
What does 30 Rock look like?
Moloch actually is a giant bull.
He's a Canaanite god from back in the days that was known about with human sacrifice.
And then in modern times, because of Bohemian Grove having a giant owl statue, Alex Jones and the Illuminati Nutters then transposed Moloch into an owl.
But there's no historical references to Moloch being an owl until, like, Basically, the Illuminati nuts got into it and started making it into a thing.
So actual Moloch is like a humanoid bull, like bullshit Moloch is an owl.
It's kind of like how the Eye of Providence was like a Christian symbol back in colonial times and like in perpetuity.
And then when that thing got put on the back of the $1 bill, suddenly people lost their shit.
It was like, this is a satanic symbol.
This is a bad image.
And it's like, no, this was a Christian thing for fucking forever.
It was called the Eye of Providence.
It was God majestically surveying His land and giving us His blessing.
And now people are like, nope, that eye is bad.
It means Satan.
Because symbolism can mean whatever the fuck you want it to mean.
That's why it's symbolism.
What sort of God would let their symbol be taken by Satan?
Could you imagine that?
If, like, you've got this cool pyramid eye, it's doing- it's testing pretty well, like, people are enjoying it, and then all of a sudden, like, a bunch of people, like, in this fucking new country that's only been around for, like, a couple hundred years, they just start saying that it's Satan, and now Satan gets the eye?
Fuck that!
I'm God!
I'm taking my shit back!
That's going to be what causes the actual apocalypse.
That's when the rapture happens.
It's going to be God.
He's just like, I'm taking it back!
God is going to take the eye back from the Satanists.
He's going to take the rainbow back from the LBGTQ community.
There's like so many things that have been appropriated by others from God and he's not going to tolerate it anymore.
He's going to bring the hammer down and it's all mine again, you no good so-and-sos.
Rainbow is my tribute to the seven remaining humans left on Earth after I killed everybody else.
The rainbow is a side of genocidal slaughter that I, your loving God, committed.
Well, those people were bad.
Yes.
And God could not have foreseen that, because he's not all-knowing or anything.
Hey, sometimes you gotta reset the Civ game.
Yes.
Yeah, things are just not shaking out that well.
So you hit the flood button, and then you hit the incest button, and then you wait for a while until you start accruing faith again.
I've watched Al, like, reset, just like, this Civ game is not going well.
Boop.
Just blow it up.
Yeah, and that combined with all the incest stuff that you haven't seen me do means that you're right.
I think I am God.
Are you Moloch?
I am.
I'm Bull Owl.
I'm an owl owl.
I'm a little confused on this imagery.
I guess at some point we should actually go into the Q-drop portion of the podcast, even though it is hard to get excited about Q-drops we already took to task in the secret forbidden pod that is now locked away behind the wall of time forever.
And we definitively proved Beyond a shadow of a doubt, no one could ever doubt it, that Q was fake, and we took everyone down.
Yes.
Everyone.
I thought that we proved that Q was Wesley Snipes, star of the Blade Trilogy.
Yeah!
I'm pretty sure we did that.
Absolutely we did that.
We alluded that Q was Deacon Frost, primary villain of the first Blade movie.
Wow, you sound like you do that without even having to look it up on Google or anything.
What a robust and comprehensive wealth of blade knowledge!
One thing I was going to bring up before we get into the Q-drops, as it were... Oh please, I'll be up even more!
was just the fact that if you're wondering where Q's been for the past over a week as it were,
it's still sleepy time for Q.
Oh, he's tuckered out.
The little guy's all tuckered out.
Those massive three drops he made, again, two of which were literally nothing,
that's all we've gotten.
That's all we're going to get.
The guy that's here to save the fucking world from the child eaters was just sort of like, hey, this post-election controversy, you all fucking handle it.
I got shit to do.
He's all out of crumbs.
He's all out of crumbs.
He's just, he's, he's just out grilling.
He's, uh, he's living his best life, not trying to communicate to us what we need to do to save the world from the Biden administration and the rise of the Antichrist, which seem like important things, but not really.
Well, it's obviously our fault that he's gone dark because, you know, we weren't listening hard enough when he was being loud, so now he's just taking it away from us.
He's gonna let us swim on our own.
He threw us into the deep end.
We don't have Q's steady hand keeping us above water anymore.
The storm wave is here.
It brought the full loaf with it.
Put a raisin on it.
All of these things, all of these things are accurate and true.
So having said all of that, we're now going to dig into the incredibly needy Qdrop 36.
We're going to split this up into two parts.
The first of which is just like table setting by Q about what's going to happen.
And then the second part is very important to our current days.
It's like a 20 year Delta or something.
Military intelligence.
No media, no leaks.
How many MI Generals have been in out of WH in the past 30 days?
Focus on Flynn.
Background and potential role.
What is the common denominator in terms of military backgrounds close to POTUS?
Why did Soros transfer the bulk of his public funds to a NPO?
Why is this relevant?
Who owes a lot to very bad actors?
How can she repay as payment was made under promise of victory?
What cash payments occurred by BO during the last 90 of his presidency to foreign states and or organizations?
What slush fund did AG Sessions, through DOJ, put an end to?
How does Soros, Obama, Clinton, Holder, Lynch, etc.
all net many millions of dollars, normally within a single tax year?
What was negotiated on the tarmac between BC and Lynch?
Remember, it was expected HRC was going to win during this time period.
What if the Wizards and Warlocks tipped off a local reporter as to the supposed unscheduled stop?
Okay, so... I love the Wizards and Warlocks.
Yeah.
I love those Wizards and Warlocks.
Like, that dumb insider term.
That is the put a raisin on it of QAnon.
That's like the dumb thing Q's throwing out there to just see if his audience will accept it.
He's like, can I get these idiots to buy into Wizards and Warlocks?
The answer is yes, Q.
And like, every time I look at it, I'm fucking still confused as to whether or not they're the good guys or the bad guys.
I'm pretty sure they're the good guys, but it does confuse me every time.
The good guys for Q. Yes.
The pro-Q.
I mean, not like actually good guys.
Let's not go crazy, but they're, according to the Q non-mythos, they're good guys.
They're good wizards and good warlocks.
Yes, they're all these things.
It is so like bizarre that this is what they That they accept that, because, I mean, like, you would think that, like, wizards and warlocks would be, like, a scary thing for, like, bad people, but, like, Q's like, no, the wizards and warlocks are good, and they're like, okay, we're with it, we're in, no problem.
And they dropped that, they don't use that anymore, wizards and warlocks?
Oh, they haven't, they didn't use wizards and warlocks for, like, forever, like, that was just a, it was, like, a weird thing, he just threw it in the lexicon, like, a long time ago, and then just gave up on...
I did that for a while.
I've been workshopping the phrase, put on some dick weight to stand in for having an erection.
You know, you gotta test it in conversation with some people and sometimes you get a good reaction, sometimes you get a negative one.
You just gotta work it in there.
But, unfortunately, with such a phrase, it means that you do have to try to bring up erections in conversation more often than normal, which is kind of awkward.
No.
It looks like... I just did a word search for warlock and it looks like the last time he busted out the phrase wizards and warlocks was in February of 2018.
So it's been like over two years since we've had wizards and warlocks in our lives.
That was when the Emperor initiated Order 66, but for witches and warlocks.
Yes.
The Witches and Warlocks, pour a 40 out for them.
Gone too soon.
They gave their lives to try to save America from the Cabal, but they just couldn't do it.
That was the exact date where J.K.
Rowling decided to post something openly transphobic for the first time on her Twitter, and that was when Witches and Warlocks got cancelled.
Or Wizards and Warlocks.
And also Witches.
They're all cancelled now.
All cancelled.
For forever.
Oh, man.
Yeah, that's when the Ministry of Magic fell.
One of the things I love in this Q-drop, I just noticed it, was that he has like Obama, Clinton, Holder and Lynch all making many millions of dollars and like they're just like people that were in office, people in government, like you could potentially make up a thing about that's kind of shady that they're making millions of dollars.
He also added George Soros' name to that list.
And it's like, George Soros is a billionaire who's in every stock market in the world.
He is a trader who does all that kind of stuff to make the huge bucks.
He's basically Warren Buffett, only not Warren Buffett.
So it's like, how did George Soros make that money?
Because that's his job.
That's what he actually does for a living.
I do like how astonished Q is when politicians are making more money than their salaries would indicate.
They're just like, how is it possible to make more money than what your salary is?
And it's just like, book deals, appearance fees, just like being on reality TV shows.
You know, the same way that Carol Baskins makes her money.
Yes.
Yeah, Hillary did better than I thought she would on Dancing with the Stars, but was eliminated in the first quarter of the season, as expected.
She'll become more popular when she kills her husband and then feeds him to tigers.
Yes, absolutely.
If that was the sequel to The Tiger King, that'd be the greatest thing in the world.
We also got a why is this relevant, which is important.
You gotta throw that dumb quote in as many times as you possibly can if you're due.
I mean, luckily, the fact that he repeats it so frequently is kind of good news for us because it will hopefully help us try to stay relevant in our discussions and talk less about Blade and Blade is never not relevant.
Ryan Reynolds needed that movie.
So, okay Mike, so break it down for us.
What's the meat of the first half of this lengthy post?
It's mostly the fact that this is kind of what we're building to.
Military intelligence, Flynn.
Q is getting his ducks in a row.
He's getting the army ready for the big payoff that's coming right down the pike any minute now in the form of the massive arrests that are going to take down the Deep State and finally finish off the Cabal.
And also, um, all this, like, illicit money, because, like, uh, when he talks about, like, the transfers of money to the bad actors, he's talking about the Iran deal that all the Republicans hate, and all that kind of stuff.
So basically, he's saying that, like, Obama and all these people, they thought they were going to keep the gravy train rolling by having Hillary in office, and now that's not happening, so they're desperate, they're flailing, they're looking for any way to pay off their debts, and now, in their weakness, in their panic, Q-Team is going to pounce.
and Q-Team 6 is getting ready to take care of business.
Now, the back end of this Q-drop, while it celebrates our victory over the cabal
and the fact that they're about to be destroyed, it also brings up what would have happened
had the cabal actually won this election and that terrible timeline.
What if the NSA, under the personal direction from Adam R., had this meeting miscad and logged
under a false identity to prevent bad actors from locating, while also verifying to said players all was clear, no logs?
What really happened when the Wizards and Warlocks revealed what they had?
Was Comey forced into the spotlight shortly thereafter by choice?
Right before the election, no doubt, which would cast suspicion?
These are crumbs and you cannot imagine the full and complete picture.
If Trump failed, if we failed, and HRC assumed control, we as patriots
were prepared to do the unthinkable.
This was leaked internally and kept the delegate recount scam and BO from declaring fraud.
Dig deeper.
Missing critical points to paint the full picture.
There is simply no other way than to use the military.
It's that corrupt and dirty.
Please be safe and pray for those in harm's way as they continually protect and serve our great country.
You were prepared to do the unthinkable.
Oh god, the unthinkable.
Oh Mr. Q, I missed you.
So, like, this is, like, what's going to happen to, like, QAnon in our timeline, the closer we get to Biden being sworn in, is that they're going to have to pivot from legal remedies, like that ridiculous thing I told you about where they're like, we stopped the certification in Pennsylvania, but you actually didn't, and all this other nonsense.
Joe M., like, tweeted out today, like, there's a big lawsuit happening in Nevada, and the trolls are getting scared.
It's like, no, Nevada already certified their election, idiot.
Shut up, Joe.
But eventually, when the Electoral College meets in the states on December 14th and casts their votes and that's official, then they're going to have to pivot from this Sidney Powell, Linwood, Rudy, law, legal defense of what's going to happen to the
military is going to swoop in and arrest Biden and Harris on the day, on the day of
the inauguration or some shit, because they can't let it go down because the
moment Biden becomes legally the president, um, the Adrenaline harvesting farms
open up again.
Uh, the wheels are turning, blood, the blood starts flowing.
Yes.
All of that.
The spice flows again.
I mean, it's just all of that.
fucking old song from the chips of Hawaii commercials. It's all of that.
It's just the world falls.
We all lose.
And so there has to be this DSX Mackinaw that saves America and the world from its fate.
And that DSX Mackinaw is obviously this ridiculous military attack on the civilian government of America that QAnon would be totally cool with.
They'd be like, yay!
They did it!
The civilian, our civilian government has been toppled!
We now live under a military junta, the way George Washington intended!
So this is what they're going to be like hanging their hat on Probably, like, I'd say from, like, Christmas on to Inauguration Day.
Wow.
Once they realize they're not going to get the Kraken, they're not going to get the big payoff, they're going to spend the last three weeks just, like, waiting for the military to step in and just, like, save the day.
And then when Biden finishes getting sworn in and starts, like, giving his speech about healing America and let's all be bros, like, that's when they're just going to absolutely lose their shit and just, like, throw their remote into the television.
And then go on Twitter and start screaming about how the world has fallen.
When Joe Biden goes to get sworn in, I hope, more than anything, that an actual literal crackhead disrupts the event.
I want a beast from the fucking depths to burst out of the atomic or whatever and just fucking start going ham sandwich.
I'd watch it in DC.
And then that horrible woman, Sidney Powell, could just be like, I told you!
The crackhead!
She's like there in like a fuckin' seashell headdress with like a staff.
She's calamari from Cuphead.
That would be great.
It's just the ending of Watchmen.
It's just this giant squid exploding on the dais where Biden's being sworn in.
And we're just like, oh shit, we're being attacked by the squid monster.
What the fuck?
We never could have expected this.
We should have listened to Sidney Powell.
We should have.
The Q team always one step ahead with actual monsters from mythology waiting to save the day from the Cabal.
It doesn't imply the unthinkable.
They weren't talking about just using regular military.
The military was a separate thing.
When they were talking about doing the unthinkable, they were talking about unleashing the Kraken.
Yes, an actual physical kraken was just gonna not come to us via the sea, but actually burst from the Earth's crust and then just begin destroying things.
That's what they meant by unthinkable.
Like, if you think about it, your mind will break.
So, you know, give a mind exploding scanners.
Yeah, this is the playbook.
This is what's going to happen on the day Biden's sworn in.
Yeah, just like spinning off of that, the Kraken happens and it's just destroying the whole world.
And then you just realize that Biden's wearing a yellow suit for some reason.
He's actually a minion of Cthulhu.
He's part of the mythology.
That's why his ancient form was able to rise to the presidency.
He's so great.
He's from Innsmouth, Delaware.
How have they not put that together?
Someone needs to just post that on the internet and half of QAnon will believe it to be true that he was born in Innsmouth, Delaware.
That'll be a thing they'll just accept as like actual fact.
Is there nothing they won't believe?
Really, there isn't.
What they won't believe is when actual facts hit them in the face.
Newsmax, which is literally OAN, but just with a different name.
Newsmax came out yesterday, and this was how desperate Newsmax was to couch it.
They were like, we confirmed that Biden has won Pennsylvania, Arizona, and Nevada, the states that have certified their results.
We have not confirmed that Biden has won the election due to Trump's legal challenges.
We're just confirming he won those states.
And QAnon was like, you fucking shills!
You pieces of shit!
You fucking sellouts!
Newsmax is fucking dead to me!
And it's like...
Guys, Newsmax is literally just reporting news, and that makes you sad.
It's incredible what they need from their media to make it happen.
It's sad.
My big racist man in the White House lost, and it makes me sad.
This is true.
It makes us all sad.
Losing a big racist man is painful.
It really hurts.
My big racist man in the White House is going to be part of the same series as The Emperor's Dick is out.
Yes, it's the sequel.
Yes.
My racist man in the White House is leaving.
That's like, yeah, that's part two.
Who cares about Christmas is the... Yeah.
The next one.
Right.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Horton hears some black people moving into their neighborhood, so they leave.
That one's a little mouthy.
You're a little mouthy.
Yeah.
Boom.
Let's take that charge.
How dare you?
You don't come at me!
I come at you!
Alright, let's get on with it.
The next Q-Drop is not great, so we can whisk through it fast.
They are the true patriots.
We will never forget.
Let these coming days be remembered in our history as the time we fought to recapture the Republic from those evil bad actors who for so long have sacrificed the good people of this land for their own personal gain.
Fight the good fight.
Let justice be served!
The evil bad actors.
I love the double nonsense there.
It's just the following next day, evil bad actors.
Meanwhile...
That is a deep cut ref.
Shout out to Uncle Obama's banana.
Again, this is all prefaced on the fact that Q is bullshitting with a tight two-day window to when he actually has to reveal the prestige, where he actually has to give us the arrests and the We have to actually see results.
The payoff is coming.
So Q is just building up the drama for that moment and he's telling us the military is going to be coming in any day now.
They're going to be like storming the gates, arresting John Podesta, and then for some reason they're going to wait three days before they arrest Huma Aberdeen, which seems like a bad idea.
It might give her some time to skip town.
Obviously, since we know nothing happened, it's just like reading this now, it's just like, let these coming days be remembered, and like days, it's like parentheses, like 20,000 days, 30,000 days.
So you're like, oh shit, they were telling the truth.
Obviously, since we know nothing happened, it's just like reading this now,
which is like, let these coming days be remembered in like days, it's like parentheses,
like 20,000 days, 30,000 days.
Let some number of days be remembered as the days when we started talking about maybe Civil War II.
And it's just like, like historians are like, from like 200 years from now,
when our country is a crater, are gonna look back and be like, boom,
this is when it happened.
No, you guys saw on Twitter, like we're living in the the events leading up to paragraph in a history book.
And I just was like, well, yeah, that that sums it up way more than I like it.
Uh, well, that's the way, I mean, I felt that way a lot before Trump lost.
Now I feel like we're just dialing the pressure back a little.
Until again, the Kraken bursts out of the earth on January 20th and then we're all fucked again.
Yeah, you're talking that good shit.
Yes, so... Unlike all these Q lunatics, you know, we were not just edging.
We were getting to climax, and then it happened.
And we ejaculated a Joe Biden all over the presidency.
Yes.
And now it's a refractory period.
Nothing bad could happen during the refractory period.
Nope.
The country's all figured out.
It's making polite conversation with the Biden campaign.
And then, uh, at some point it's gonna be like, so are you gonna, like, leave or... Maybe I'll go be here for four years.
Do something!
So now we conclude the reading of The Ancient Q-Drop with Q-Drop 38, which ends with a payoff that's promising a payoff down the line any day now.
For carriers and escorts in the Pacific, why is this relevant?
To prevent other state actors from attempting to harm us during this transition?
Russia?
China?
Or conversely, all for NK?
Or all three?
Think logically about the timing of everything happening.
Note increased military movement.
Note NG deployments starting tomorrow.
Note false flags.
Follow HUMA.
Prepare messages for reassurance based on what was dropped here to spread on different platforms.
The calm before the storm.
Oh shit, boys.
We did it.
We finally got here.
THE STORM!
Yeah, that's right, baby!
The storm is finally here!
We did it!
We were waiting for so long!
Waiting for so long!
We are at the calm before the storm.
It's so close.
Any second now, the actual storm.
The three year calm that precedes every storm.
That incredible calmness, the ever still air that we've been breathing for three years, has continued to remain that way.
First of all, I hate to break it to Q, but at least this last year has felt very much not calm.
Second of all, I don't really see a storm on the horizon, so maybe I need to... I wonder if there's a button on this airhorn app that will let me take back that airhorn, because the storm does not seem to be... I need to get the receipts for that airhorn.
Yeah.
So, like, what's really hilarious about this is that it's talking about how, like, literally we had aircraft carriers deployed, like, in order to maintain peace while this massive civil war that's gonna take, like, three days is raged in America.
The National Guard's about to be deployed, like, Q is just ramping up this bullshit but on top of that he has to sneak in a little thing about how we are liberating North Korea because that's like one of the big dumb narratives of like Trump's like first year as president was like his incredible chumminess with a sociopath nut who owns nuclear weapons in North Korea and Q has to make that a good thing.
It's like, yeah, Trump hanging out with Kim Jong-un and calling him his bro.
It's great!
It's actually a positive for America that we're doing this.
I love how reading this, it's just like, whoever is writing for Q needed to list off some bad guys, but the Middle East has played out.
That was like the early 2000s bad guy.
I mean, fucking get with it.
So he's just like, boom, Russia, China, North Korea, all the classic bad guy hits of the 80s.
They're back!
Now that's what I call bad guys, volume three!
China, North Korea, the Nazis, Aztecs, pirates, ninjas, just fucking going crazy.
Just coming up with fucking anything to try to spin this bullshit.
And by the way, this whole thing, the column before the storm, was a giant QAnon quote because Trump had used that phrase at a press conference where he was in front of a bunch of military generals, and he just said it, and it meant nothing.
And the press was like, what does that mean?
And he's like, eh, you'll see.
And they were like, no, you're the fucking president.
And you just said, this is the calm before the storm.
Like, what are we, what's going to happen to us?
You're the fucking president.
You have inside intel.
You have knowledge about things that the public doesn't know about.
And you just referenced a storm.
Stop and spit it out, idiot!
And Trump was like, it just sounded good.
So it's like, this is why you don't have President Man-Baby be the president, because he says dumb shit and doesn't understand why saying dumb shit is bad.
And then you end up getting fucking message boards on Reddit called Calm Before the Storm, which are flooded with QAnon lunatics that have to get kicked off of Reddit.
I mean, it's just like this dumb throwaway line that Trump only said because he just knows from his days as being the host of The Apprentice, you got to leave him on a cliffhanger all the time.
Like, it's just like the fact that Trump's like, oh yeah, I'll have my health care plan out in two weeks.
It's just that.
It's just him just pushing it forward and making you tune in because maybe this time you'll find out what your health care is going to be.
Or whatever.
I love Q's obsession with just sort of, like, nautical stuff.
Calm before the storm.
Release the Kraken.
Hard to starboard.
All that good shit.
Just gets him real wet.
Hard to starboard!
Hard to starboard!
That's what they said, right?
We all need to go hard to starboard in 2020.
Where we go one, we go starboard.
Yeah.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yo, Harman!
Where we go one, we go all!
Q nods to the sassy pirates now.
And where we go one, we go all, actually comes from a terrible movie called White Squall that Q references a lot later on.
Squall?
Boom, there we go.
Squall, Storm, Wave, Kraken.
It's all tracks.
Oh, they tie that fucking White Squall movie into the Storm because of that and all that other shit.
They love it.
And there's a bell.
That's why they move everything.
It's White and Storms.
Yes, yes, absolutely.
But there's a bell in that movie that reads where we go when we go all in it.
And so like they got that from White Squall as well.
And they lie and say that bell came from one of John F. Kennedy's boats, but it didn't.
It was from that movie.
And I actually was talking to someone on Twitter, Bone Thuggery is their handle.
They have no following.
So give them their first follower, folks.
Help them out.
And I was talking to Bone Thuggery about Where We Go One, We Go All, and they actually managed to track it down to a boat that was made in Germany in the early 1900s called The eye of the wind and that that boat has that bell on it and they actually filmed a white squall on that boat so it was why they got that shot of the bell in it and it's just like this is the dumb nonsense you find out when you go down these cute rabbit holes it's like no this is just an old wooden boat that was made in Germany like a hundred years ago
It has nothing to do with Kennedy.
It has nothing to do with anything.
The movie White Squall just happened to get filmed there.
And the producer was like, hey, that slogan on that bell seems cool.
Let's put it in a shot.
And that's it.
That's all this was.
They have no understanding of where they get their dumb references from, and it's just not from the crazy, insightful sources they think it was.
John F. Kennedy didn't look at that bell wistfully before getting off his boat, hopping on a plane, and flying to Dallas, and then the Capitol ball had to murder him to stop him from WWG1, WGA, America, as it were.
Q, when he was writing his stuff, he was just watching his Movies Featuring Boats video playlist, so he saw White Squall, and then, you know, Sydney was also watching it, and she saw Pirates of the Caribbean 2, so there's your Kraken.
You know, we're gonna crack this case yet, boys.
Yes.
You who listen to this podcast probably weren't expecting this degree of hardcore sleuthery, but here we are.
That scrappy doo joke that Sarge made earlier in the podcast was like a cheeky little easter egg to remind the audience that we are meddling kids.
Yeah, Q is not going to get away with it.
Not on our watch.
The meddling adults podcast.
Is there a True Crime Podcast called the Meddling Adults Podcast yet?
If not, nobody should know that.
It's mine.
Dibs.
It's ours now.
Dibs.
We built the podcast ourselves.
We're going to be the meddling adults.
The Meddling Adults, a soft voice production.
It's going to be incredible.
I'm confused with metal adults.
That is a hardcore podcast.
We're going to get Adnan Syed acquitted.
Here we go.
When I was about to say that, I almost, once again, I almost said, we're about to get Adnan Syed off, and I was like, no, no, no.
That would be awful.
The last person that did that ended up dead.
Oh!
Wow!
What a horrible joke that was!
You can edit that one out in post!
No deal.
You sit in that one.
You live with it.
The audience is going to fucking hate me for that one.
I'm so sorry.
That one was rough even for me.
Oh god, yuckers.
Don't worry, I promise that Mike Rades will donate to some charity to make up for that one.
Oh man, now that now that now that Ells made my wallet lighter through his transgression.
I'm trying to load up the questions.
Oh, are we playing a hard for a second here?
Yeah, while Sarge is breaking up here, we will dive headlong into the questions.
Thank you.
The Grand Inquisitor A.I.S.
Millard asks, will we see the QAnon narrative around the election changes January 20th years, or will people dig in?
What will things look like in the weeks after the 20th?
I feel like we kind of covered the pre-section of that because I think the shift from a legal remedy to a military remedy is what they're going to go for.
But the post-January 20th shit is like where this thing goes really off the rails because I've heard people making jokes about how they'd be like, well, they're going to say Biden's a clone and that Trump secretly controls him and he's still in charge.
The whole point of QAnon is like the visceral knowledge that you're owning the libs that like they have to acknowledge that like this chuckle fuck with the orange skin and the dumb hair is their president and they've got to eat shit because Donald Trump is the man and they fucking know it.
Like when that melts away, like there's no amount of Rube Goldberg-ian hoops to jump through and bullshit to navigate to like replace that just lib onage that is President Trump.
You just can't get that in any other show.
So now it becomes the question is like, does QAnon think that like Trump and Q failed and they're good guys who just couldn't get the job done because the cabal was too strong?
Or do they think that Q and Trump were in on it and that Trump and Q were bad guys?
So like that's going to be the narrative break that I think is gonna be like really massive.
So do you think the, you know, where they go one, allegedly they go all, do you think that that's like a fork in the road and that Q supporters in general follow a single path?
Or do you think that they kind of split off and that, you know, some of them start, you know, taking the path less traveled by and that will make all the difference?
I think there will be fracturing because, like, Trump is kind of the glue that holds this whole thing together.
But he's the glue because he's a DSX Mackinaw that's going to save them from all the bad guys.
And when he no longer has that power, I'm sure there are going to be people that are going to be like, he got screwed, but next time he'll figure it out.
Trump 2024, we're going to take the White House back.
But then there are going to be other people who are going to be like, we didn't get executions.
We didn't get anything we wanted.
Now you're trying to make us wait four more years for Trump to win when he obviously lost last time.
So I think that that is going to be the big issue.
How many of QAnon are gonna, like, have hope that, like, you can win, that you can beat the cabal, and are gonna basically, like, stay in that QAnon headspace?
Because the QAnon headspace is just the Illuminati New World Order of despair and misery with hope added on that at some point we're gonna kill the bad guys and win.
Whereas when you believe in the Illuminati New World Order shit, you're just sad and you just kind of hope that, like, God will rapture you one day or maybe God will just send another flood or some bullshit to fix things.
You're counting on, like, a supernatural hero.
So, like, that's gonna be the real, like, interesting pivot is, like, how many people go the Illuminati route and just get, like, sad and try to get right with God and just give up on human saviors like Trump and General Flynn and whatnot, will you?
And how many, like, stick to the idea that, like, there are good people that are fighting the good fight and we need to back them and campaign and donate to them in 2024 and save America that way?
Like, that's gonna be the big divergent point, I think.
Whatnotwillyou sounds like an old-timey comic book character.
Oh, absolutely.
Yes.
I am here for the What Not Will You series.
Thanks for the question.
And apparently for the new mascot for the podcast, What Not Will You.
Old What Not Will You.
And also, are you a dog person or a cat person?
I'm both.
I own two cats and a dog.
Bro, I love pussy.
Lame joke.
No, I grew up with cats.
I like cats and dogs pretty much just about as well.
I like smaller animals.
I'm not looking for a big, chunky dog.
I want a small, pick-up-able dog.
Like, little pugs are my favorite type of pooches.
But in general, I would prefer to have no fucking pets that I am responsible for.
I'm down with OPP.
I like other people's pets.
I am also on the, I need my pet to be something I can pick up.
I like cats because they're almost always asleep.
And when I'm bored, I can just like see my cat sleeping on a couch.
I can just grab it, pet the cat a little bit, and the cat gets annoyed at me for having woken it up.
And then it either acquiesces to my petting and falls asleep on my lap or just runs away and goes to sleep somewhere else.
And either way, I've had the interaction with my pet and I'm happy.
Like, the idea of having, like, an 80-pound dog in my house is, like, bizarre to me.
I don't need a massive, slobbering beast that, like, can actually kind of overpower me in situations.
Like, that seems terrible.
Like, just having a small animal is best.
I love the thought that Mike Rains is afraid of a large dog because it could overpower him and have its way with him, make him do whatever he wants.
Send me to the Patreon and we'll make Mike Rains read Cujo.
You're the alpha now, dawg!
You're the alpha!
Or I'll be the victim of hand banana.
One of those two things.
All of these things are possible.
Hand banana?
What a... Thanks for the question, whoever that was.
Good question.
Chairman Walkman says, which cube pusher would you genuinely like to have lunch with?
Oh, we, yeah, we went over these, so I'm gonna stick with my one from the Lost Pod of Rob Snyder and James Woods.
Al, are you sticking with your rather awesome finish that we had?
Because this question actually took us like five hours to answer in the original pod.
I can't think of it because I don't know any of these folks, so I can't think of anybody better.
So when we answered this question when we were filming the Forbidden Pod, my answer was like, if I had my druthers and I got to choose the scenario and sign an NDA and all that shit, The one person I would really love to just sit down and shoot the breeze with is whoever the fuck was originally responsible for Q. Like, not even if they are doing it now, whoever that person is, it would be that person.
Because I would just want to pick their brain and just be like, so this is just like a fucking goof and it got out of hand, right?
And like, what the fuck was the point of all this?
You know, just find out that good shit, even if I couldn't share it with anyone.
I'd really just like to sit down and talk off the original Q's ear.
So maybe one day you can slide into Paul Ferber's DMs and after you coax it out of him, he'll agree to get the NDA out to you and you guys can talk and that'll be great.
He's currently working this ridiculously stupid grift on 8kuncall or 8chan, I forget where he is.
Called Big Dickanon.
That's his, like, new thing.
What?
And the best part of Big Dickanon is that his prophecy is that the Three Gorges Dam in China is gonna, like, explode or rupture and just spill water everywhere.
And it's like, you do realize that's an incredibly tangible thing that is, like, objective.
So until that happens, until this modern marvel of engineering is destroyed,
no, it will never happen.
Your premier prediction will fail.
Maybe he's just planning on destroying the dam himself with his massive dick.
This is possible.
If Paul Ferber ends up in China, those people should be terrified
that he's coming to the Three Gorges Dam with his massive wiener and just going to knock that sucker down with his pecker.
It's going to be incredible.
Yeah, they'll be like, get out of here with your big dick.
We don't want you here.
And he'll say, really?
I don't give a damn.
No.
That one was just for me because the audio listeners can't see your ugly mugs reacting to that terrible fucking joke.
That was great.
I've pitched some real wild ones over the plate today, that's for sure.
This is what happens when you have to do a retread pod and all of your blade material went out the window the first time around and you can't talk about the loaf anymore.
When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make super lemons.
Yes, we did get one more question in our time off.
DigglerFPV asks, has anyone found out who came up with the term adrenochrome?
Were they a huge web browser fan who got off a rush of web surfing or comic book writers or just bad writers?
Thanks heap guys from Ausland.
If I had to guess, I would say that it is probably stolen from some 80s sci-fi novel.
Adrenochrome is an actual real chemical, but the big moment that it was put into the mainstream was in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
It was a throwaway gag where the Hunter S. Thompson character is talking about adrenochrome being this forbidden drug they got straight from the pituitary gland of somebody.
So that was like the real actual reference to it in the mainstream that then made it a part of Qian culture and being an evil black market drug that had like all kinds of terrifying properties.
They don't even know what it does.
There'll be people that'll tell you Adrenochrome can give you like an incredible euphoric high better than like LSD.
How do you think Dick Anon's dick got so big?
Adrenochrome!
He just shoots it in there straight!
Yeah, just right into the fucking base of it, and it grows like a chia pet.
But, you know, it's your dingus.
Yeah, so yeah.
They're all from child blood.
And they also have the belief that adrenochrome gives, like, eternal life.
It's like one of their favorite things is to The lockdown gave them this cottage industry of taking photos of all these famous people who are on stage performing or in major shows or at the Oscars or whatever.
And they're obviously all done up with makeup and lighting, and they're in their incredibly expensive dresses.
And then they smash cut from that photo to them in their house in the lockdown, and they're not wearing makeup, and they're wearing a torn up t-shirt, and their hair's a mess.
And they're like, this is what happens when these people don't have their adrenochrome.
This is adrenochrome withdrawal.
So what the fuck is our excuse?
We look like shit, and we were never on adrenochrome.
The fact that we weren't on Adrenochrome in the first place, and when you're not on Adrenochrome, you're just a fat slob, apparently.
Well, uh, so there's your answer, I suppose.
It's a real thing, which I didn't know, that apparently was made popular by idiots online who like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the movie.
You can buy a bottle of Adrenochrome online for $50 if you really wanted to.
Oh shit, maybe that's what we should pivot to.
Maybe we should do Adrenochrome reviews.
Do they come from different sources?
Uh, no.
They've been our sponsors since day one.
Adrenochrome.
I don't have their tagline.
How great would it be if there were enough suppliers of adrenochrome that we could, like, sample them and do, like, a test?
We could talk about which one makes our dicks bigger and which one makes us feel like we might have eternal life for a little while.
Yeah.
The one problem I've heard is that, like, someone actually tried some adrenochrome and it just gave them a bad headache for a week.
So...
Yeah, the only medicinal property that it has that people know of is it is a mild coagulant for blood.
You got to make sure you're getting like good shit.
Oh, yes.
Not that best.
Always.
Yeah.
The only medicinal property that it has that people know of is it is a mild coagulant for
blood.
That's about it.
And if you if you had an EpiPen and you literally like exposed it to the air, that would be
adrenochrome because all EpiPens are is just adrenaline that is in like that like sponge
that you shoot into somebody.
And if you just expose adrenaline to oxygen, that's adrenochrome.
So adrenochrome is a blood coagulant?
Yep, that's it.
So what you're saying is that with Adrenochrome we could defeat the vile villain Deacon Frost at the end of Blade?
Yeah!
Bringin' it back!
I fuckin' got there!
That's right!
Based on Mike's reaction, he had no idea it was coming.
Nope!
Full circle!
Floating vampire heads!
All right, well, take us out there, buddy.
I feel like that's enough fucking retread podcast for one day.
So, yes, thank you all for listening.
You can find me at PokerPolitics on Twitter.
You can find me on Haps.tv at PokerPolitics.
I'll be doing a stream tonight.
You can find Sarge and El on Twitter at HellWorldSarge and HellWorldEl with the O in world being a Q.
Talk to me, I get lonely.
Yes, please talk to Sarge.
He's like a sugar glider.
He will die of sadness if he's not given enough attention.
And, um, if you, uh, again,
word of mouth is incredible, but if you can give us some money
we will put it into buying more stuff on Zencastr
to help us record this thing and not have our recordings get eaten.
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Yeah, if my horrible serial joke has put you off the podcast forever, I understand.
Give your money to love146.org.
Or give your money to the Democrats running for Senate in Georgia so that we can actually win the Senate and kick Mitch McConnell figuratively in the groin, even though, again, that man in his rotting body, he may not even have a groin at this point, for all we know.
Yeah, many horcruxes have yet to be destroyed for Mitch McConnell.
So having done all of that, I will have El lead us into our totally organic finish of the podcast, as it were.
Yeah, if this is your first time here, you might not know, but for everyone else, this is the time of the show.
We do our totally organic outro catchphrase, and it's super organic, and we never have to count it down, but we do anyway, just so that you guys can play along at home.
So I'm just going to go ahead and count us down from three, two, one.
Good speed.
It sucks every time.
Best one yet.
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