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| Hello, everybody, and welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hellworld. | |
| I am Mike Rains, a.k.a. | |
| Poker and Politics, and I am joined, as always, by Sarge. | |
| Hello from the far side of the Internet. | |
| And the enigmatic Elle. | |
| Hello, my beautiful babies! | |
| So we have like just so much to talk about this week because Q has again stayed in sleepy times. | |
| So Q Anon have decided to like take the conspiracy ball and run with it and like unchecked by the fact that they have to like actually kind of like represent the movement and that Q is kind of Ron and Jim Watkins. | |
| They've decided to go completely insane, but also Ron Watkins has gone insane. | |
| So before we get into all of that absolute madness, we have to let you know that QAnon is bad and you should know what you're getting into before you listen to us. | |
| Content warning. | |
| The Adventures in Hellworld podcast talks in depth about QAnon, which means we have to talk about all kinds of child abuse and violence against people. | |
| Listener discretion advised. | |
| Okay, so now that you know what you're getting yourself into, as it were, those of you who have been listening, and again, I cannot be more grateful about the fact that, like, when I go on to SoundCloud, the numbers are bigger than they were before, and that makes my lizard brain happy. | |
| So I'm very grateful for that. | |
| We've been just getting a lot more listeners recently, and that's something that's nice. | |
| So again, word of mouth, keep spreading the good word about us and helping us Grow our little podcast, as it were. | |
| Yeah, we appreciate what you've been doing, but do it more and harder. | |
| Yes, all of that, all of that. | |
| And also, if you really like what we're doing, give money at patreon.com to help us reinvest that money basically back into the podcast to make us sound more better gooders, as it were. | |
| And beyond that, If we're not worthy of your cold, hard cash, love146.org is an actual anti-human trafficking organization, which does good work that QAnon lies about doing. | |
| And finally, the Georgia runoffs, January 5th is when we can actually win back the Senate for sanity and reason against the madness and incoherence of QAnon, which is going to be very interesting because A lot of QAnon people are like, we're not voting in the Georgia runoff because we're mad that this happened. | |
| To which I say, Godspeed, people. | |
| Do that. | |
| Stay home. | |
| Give up on democracy. | |
| And just see how far that gets you because it's better than you actually participating right now because your views are terrible and you believe in an internet death cult that is trying to actually destroy American democracy and turn us into a fascist hell state. | |
| Yeah, so continue to support Blue, you cowards, unless you happen to know somebody in the red that you can convince to not vote out of protest. | |
| Because that also counts as voting Blue, you cowards. | |
| Yeah, if you can turn a 1 into a 0 for the other side, that's really good. | |
| Voting is indeed a zero-sum game. | |
| Yep, absolutely. | |
| So yeah, with all of that said, it's time to get into the fun and frivolity of this week's madness with Q's in the News. | |
| Oh boy. | |
| Oh boy. | |
| Yeah, oh boy is right. | |
| Every week gets weirder. | |
| Every time I'm like, man, these people are wild. | |
| Everyone's favorite death cult been up to this past week. | |
| It's time for Q's in the News. | |
| Mike was like, fuck your ramping. | |
| Yeah, fuck your ramping. | |
| It just wasn't firing for some reason. | |
| I apologize for our misstep in timing there. | |
| Don't you ever apologize to them. | |
| I gotta play this Bump real quick. | |
| Bump takes precedent over Sarge. | |
| L takes precedent over Bumps. | |
| We have a set hierarchy here. | |
| You hear that Sarge? | |
| You work for me. | |
| But, uh, the thing that's, like, so brutal is that this week it's, like, there's so much madness to pick from. | |
| Uh, I don't even know where to start. | |
| Uh, I guess I'm just gonna go with the craziest thing, kind of, just leads strong, as it were, which is the alleged military raid in Frankfurt that now has seen, uh, five U.S. | |
| Special Forces troops killed. | |
| Uh, CIA, uh, director or former director, wherever her status is right now, uh, Gina, uh, Haspel was apparently either wounded or killed in this engagement. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Because the head of the CIA would definitely be on a server farm in Frankfurt, Germany, personally protecting the server that contains the secret information about Red California and all of other Trump's obvious true victory there. | |
| And I have a couple of questions. | |
| A couple of questions. | |
| A. | |
| A. No American votes are counted outside of America, so why is the server in Germany? | |
| B. What military service was this? | |
| C. Why isn't this the most reported story in the history of ever that we performed a military operation on allied soil And it wasn't an act of war. | |
| What letter am I up to? | |
| I have, like... I can answer some of those questions for you. | |
| Why is the server firm in Germany? | |
| Because why wouldn't it be? | |
| Nothing bad has ever happened in Germany. | |
| And why isn't it the biggest story in the media? | |
| Because of liberals, like us, keeping it out of the media. | |
| So that way nobody knows that Trump secretly won California. | |
| Correct. | |
| Yeah, I love the idea that Andrea Merkel, who is literally Hitler's daughter to most of these people, is a sworn enemy of QAnon. | |
| There was a period of time when COVID was A secret cover for American troops to get into Germany and stage a coup to topple Merkel and bring in a free patriot government. | |
| But Andrea Merkel allowed a raid on her territory to happen and hasn't said a word. | |
| Like, the cabal leader of Germany is just like, meh, they got away with one. | |
| Tough break. | |
| What are you gonna do? | |
| So it was a cabal facility? | |
| The CIA ran the facility at the behest of the cabal, and that's why our military was able to swoop in, raid the facility at the cost of five of their lives. | |
| These five nameless patriots, who will never be named, I might add, died fighting to liberate the server that shows the 410 electoral college victory for Donald Trump, which again includes red California. | |
| We have no photos of the damage to the building or the dead and wounded being taken away from the scene. | |
| You could forge a photo, Mike. | |
| What'd you say? | |
| I said you could forge a photo. | |
| Photos don't tell you shit. | |
| Why even bother taking them? | |
| I can't be trusted. | |
| Nope. | |
| So is this just a QAnon Twitter thing or is this being reported on the Looney Tune news networks? | |
| The Looney Tunes news networks won't touch this. | |
| OAN and Fox News aren't getting anywhere near this. | |
| The most quote-unquote credible person who's anywhere on this subject that I can find easily is General McInerney, who is a crank Who has slowly and more slowly descended into madness over time. | |
| And he has made it clear that this is a real thing that really happened. | |
| And he has inside intelligence about it. | |
| And this makes QAnon incredibly happy because he gets to have the title General next to his name. | |
| Uh, because he did serve in the Air Force back in the day, but he's been retired since 1994. | |
| Doesn't matter. | |
| Gotta respect those vets. | |
| Q Anonymous. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Michael Bay presents Q Anonymous. | |
| Explosions. | |
| Recycled footage from the island. | |
| American flag prominently displayed in every shot. | |
| Oh God, the most incredible American flag. | |
| But yeah, so this guy who was retired basically 30 years ago from the military is still getting inside information about what's going on. | |
| I get briefs every morning. | |
| Every morning they email me and they're like, you have your clearance still, you definitely need to know, here's your brief. | |
| On your unsecure email? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| It's so frustrating just to hear something this crazy. | |
| And so McInerney, basically, he decided to just be a Fox News scumbag for a long period of time. | |
| Then he got into birtherism. | |
| Then he became a hardcore Trump supporter. | |
| And now he's finally reached his final evolution form, which is insider source for the military raid in Frankfurt that liberated the server of victory from the cabal. | |
| Maybe he hasn't shown us his final form and maybe his final form will be revealed to be Q. | |
| That would be awesome. | |
| I assume the server is being held with Hunter Biden's laptop and, uh, what, Wiener's laptop? | |
| What's the other laptop? | |
| That is the other laptop. | |
| You got him. | |
| Nailed it. | |
| Yes. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So yeah, all of these items, along with the Michelle Obama whitey tape and other talismans of power in the QAnon mythos are now hiding somewhere out of sight so that one day they can all be unleashed on the world. | |
| And we can finally know the horrible truth about the people that rule... They're all in a much crappier version of the warehouse from Indiana Jones. | |
| It's just all the QAnon artifacts. | |
| The German server is like the fucking vault in Asgard in those Thor movies. | |
| Typically with magic treasures. | |
| Yeah, exactly. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So we have this nonsense of and they love this stuff. | |
| They love amping it up. | |
| They just they couldn't even let the military raid happen. | |
| Then they had to add five dead troops to it. | |
| Then they had to add that the CIA director was wounded or killed in the attack. | |
| Like, If you give it like two more weeks, like Obama and Hillary would have been shooting guns at our brave troops. | |
| There's another question. | |
| Why was the CIA director participating in a field operation involving the U.S. | |
| military? | |
| No, she was on the defensive. | |
| She was at the server. | |
| She was defending the server? | |
| She was defending the server. | |
| She's part of the cabal. | |
| She was defending the server against our military. | |
| She was on our blue team. | |
| Yeah, she's on the blue team. | |
| She's team Cabal, and she got wounded by our brave soldiers. | |
| Well, she had to be there. | |
| She's high level. | |
| She gets three attacks a turn. | |
| Yes, exactly, exactly. | |
| And introducing starting keeper for the Cabal... | |
| This makes my brain hurt. | |
| No, the thing that really made my brain hurt was the breakdown of Biden hurting his foot while playing with his dog, and then they made hay with that for days. | |
| They still are. | |
| Yeah, leg injuries are the greatest catnip in the world to QAnon. | |
| There's nothing that makes them happier than a good leg injury. | |
| Oh, well, then this podcast is over because you just revealed yourself to not be the expert we thought you were. | |
| There is one thing that gets QAnon happier than a leg injury, and that is oceanic references to forthcoming information drops. | |
| You're not wrong. | |
| Is it a wave? | |
| Is it a storm? | |
| Is it a tsunami? | |
| Is there a crack in? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Hard to starboard! | |
| Avast, ye mateys! | |
| That Sidney Powell's greatest crime is saying Kraken, because that's all my... Yeah, we're nerds. | |
| That's our word. | |
| She can't use that word. | |
| It's going to be so awesome trolling QAnon for like the next forever when the Seattle Kraken are a real hockey team actually playing on the ice. | |
| I thought Johnny Depp killed the Kraken in the second movie. | |
| Or is it the third one? | |
| Oh man, we're getting in the movie trilogies again. | |
| Oh shit, Blade is back, baby! | |
| Yeah, that's right. | |
| Second podcast in a row referencing that podcast our listeners never got to hear. | |
| Yes. | |
| What QAnon idiot do we have to bribe to get them to mention Blade? | |
| We already had it happen, like literally the day after the Lost podcast happened, someone brought up the Daywalker talking about QAnon, and I was just like, wow, they've actually merged with our minds, they've actually attacked our brains, and they know about the Lost Blade episode of the Adventures in Hellworld podcast. | |
| It was terrifying. | |
| We needed to make even more esoteric, forgotten movie references to see if we can get them to give up the game with the wiretaps they have on. | |
| Truly QAnon is like Krull. | |
| A magical blade always returning. | |
| That's as deep as I can get. | |
| Great. | |
| Mike's a deadpan nonchalantness over here. | |
| Wow. | |
| He was like, Krull, that's it? | |
| That's all you got? | |
| I'd like to see if I could do better, motherfucker. | |
| Yeah, sorry it wasn't a Ladyhawk reference. | |
| No, but you were just like, the crawl, the blade that returns, and then just pause, just death. | |
| I was like, and? | |
| I mean, there's not much else to that movie! | |
| Sorry, you know the first rule of improv is you need a yes and yourself. | |
| Yeah! | |
| I gave you a magic spinning blade that returns and you couldn't do anything with it? | |
| No, I couldn't because I was waiting for more. | |
| I was expecting to be dined. | |
| What do you want? | |
| That movie's nonsense! | |
| I think there's magic horses and a cyclops and I don't know. | |
| Elle, help me out here. | |
| What else goes on in Krull? | |
| Our people need to know. | |
| I mean, it's a generic-ass fantasy movie. | |
| It's sort of like Kodad, but with, like, a magic space blade. | |
| And there's, like, I think the bad guy's in, like, sort of like a hybrid of a spaceship and a mountain. | |
| Crull's a weird name. | |
| Yeah, it's weird. | |
| Much like QAnon and the Kraken lawsuit. | |
| There we go. | |
| Seamless segue. | |
| Yeah, perfect. | |
| If only I could think of some way to segue this into the Kraken. | |
| You know what movie I should use is Crull. | |
| I tried cracking it on over with Johnny Depp and- Johnny Depp got cancelled fool! | |
| Corolla's forever, but it wasn't the right one to use here. | |
| Surely you can think of another movie that features the Kraken. | |
| Attack of the Titans. | |
| Yes, exactly. | |
| Attack of the Titans? | |
| No, Clash of the Titans. | |
| God damn it! | |
| Attack of the Titans! | |
| Attack on Titan is an anime. | |
| You didn't even say Attack on Titan! | |
| I know! | |
| I messed it up across the board. | |
| Wow. | |
| This is what happens when we give you the raids to do some throws. | |
| No, you can't. | |
| Complete madness. | |
| Yeah, he is the practice squad Denver wide receiver, just tossing balls every which way, but to his own team. | |
| No sports reference here, only obscure 70s movies. | |
| reference here only obscure 70s movies all right so the kraken anyhow | |
| Yeah, the Kraken lawsuit. | |
| Yes, so this thing has so many layers of wrongness to it. | |
| It is, it's mind-blowing. | |
| We have the fact that Today, an affidavit from Ron Watkins was added to the Kraken lawsuit because he, quote, read the user manual of the Dominion voting machines, and that makes him an expert on how they operate and how they can be hacked and rigged so that they can be made to give votes to the wrong person. | |
| You would know that, like, literally anyone could read this user manual and come up with this, but Sidney Powell used Ron Watkins because he's a star in the QAnon universe, and him filing the affidavit carries weight to lunatics and morons, which is the only people she's trying to sway here, so they will give her more cold hard cash for her grift suit, as it were. | |
| So, uh, seeing that, it's just, like, Imagine being a lawyer who like went to law school, passed the bar, did all of this shit. | |
| And then you're just like, my lawsuit could run hard to embrace QAnon or run away from QAnon. | |
| And you're like, option A, embrace QAnon, hug it tight to my bosom. | |
| That's the call for me, me smart lawyer. | |
| It's just free money. | |
| Just free money. | |
| All you got to do is misspell district and not use a space bar. | |
| And put Ron Watkins in your lawsuit, free money. | |
| Yeah, based on her behavior, I'd have to say that the bar wasn't set very high. | |
| Where were you guys on the cricket soundboard? | |
| I know you're out there, I can hear you leaving. | |
| I'll have to have, like, the L-joke soundboard of rimshot crickets, and Rodney Dalyfield going, tough crowd, tough crowd. | |
| All of these possibilities are open to us. | |
| Yeah, you know, so for those of you listening at home, keep tuning in for when we inevitably just, like, run out of cue material and just become a Zoo Crew. | |
| It's your weekly Zoo Crew podcast talking about literally nothing that Zoo Crews talk about because you're not on a commute when you're listening to us. | |
| Yeah, we're the hot celebrity gossip or whatever it is that you do to kill time for 40 minutes. | |
| Weather out there is crazy, isn't it? | |
| Who gives a fuck? | |
| We're all inside. | |
| Thanks, COVID. | |
| Soundboard drop of like, you know, a toilet flushing or something. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| This is all happening. | |
| Oh, Q1017 playing all the timeless classics. | |
| That's our zoo crew starring the soft boys. | |
| All of it. | |
| So I believe that we still have a juicy of a thing to talk about in Q's in the News, right? | |
| Oh, we absolutely do. | |
| And this Ducey is also a twofer, as it were, because not only is Governor Ducey from Arizona a member of the cabal now, but Governor Kemp, who we've talked about previously, is double-plus a member of the cabal now. | |
| Uh, it is so funny, uh, watching, like, Republicans, like, try to figure out what side they want to be on this thing. | |
| Do they want to actually acknowledge reality? | |
| Or do they just want to go, like, just hard to crazy town about Like, what happened in this election? | |
| Was it a free and fair election? | |
| Or was it stolen by Dominion Voting Systems and we've removed the German server? | |
| Like, how nuts do you want to get and still try to hold elected office in America? | |
| It's really, like, kind of terrifying to imagine that there are Republicans right now Game theorying out how insane they have to be to fend off a primary challenger next year or in the midterms in 2022 when they know that like just some barking mad psychopath is going to come charging at them screaming about | |
| Dominion voting servers and the Kraken and Sidney Powell and Lin Wood trying to save America and you're just like trying to talk about why God isn't cool with abortion and isn't really happy with gay people and you know mild-mannered like oppression and the denial of people's rights and that this person is just Fucking gone, but it doesn't matter because now you have to deal with Republican primary voters and they might want to vote for a person who's fucking gone. | |
| So where are you, buddy? | |
| I love how, like, we make a lot of funny goofs and whatnot about it, but, like, the QAnon sort of base, they do just use a lot of, like, insane terminology, and it just got me thinking that, you know, if QAnon doesn't die out, like, in, like, a decade, man, they are really extra gonna sound like a cult. | |
| Because in order to talk, like, either about them, or in order for them to talk amongst themselves, they're gonna have to be dropping all these, like, wacky buzzwords that they've already been laying the foundation for, like, wizards and warlocks and krakens and all this shit. | |
| It's gonna be fucking wild ten years from now. | |
| This is how Scientology started, right? | |
| I mean, they put a bunch of them on a boat, and they started making up their own bullshit, and then, like, just- Oh, make Q-Cruise? | |
| Bro, when the Rona is done, if there's literally any cruise lines that haven't gone completely bankrupt, we need to pair with those- that's our money-making scheme right there. | |
| All of us liberals just peel off our masks to reveal that we're secret conservatives the whole time, and we start Q-Cruise. | |
| That would be the greatest thing in the world. | |
| Can you imagine, like, You know your significant other is kinda pilled, but they've kept it on the low, and then you go on a cruise with them, and then you find out that, like, everybody else on the boat is pilled, or they're like you, where they're like the weirdo spouse who hasn't been converted yet, and this boat is entirely all about converting you, and you're trapped on it for, like, two weeks. | |
| And you just gotta deal with these nuts just peppering you with bullshit to see if you'll break and join their cult of madness. | |
| Can you imagine the sexual energy on such a cruise? | |
| Oh, God, the rampant orgies! | |
| How many Trophy Hats on that cruise? | |
| Well, I mean, you've got to figure it's probably going to be a bunch of dudes in their late 50s, early 60s. | |
| But I'm more concerned with those people's Trophy Wives. | |
| Their Trophy Wife, like, what would be really awesome is, like, on the one hand, you might have the Trophy Wife who is, like, annoyed that she's, like, trying to be pilled and it's just, like, a part of, like, the life of a Trophy Wife. | |
| The Trophy Wife who's pilling her sugar daddy to keep him, to keep her claws into him so no other Trophy Wives can get a hold of him. | |
| That's the Trophy Wife I'm interested in. | |
| Like, the one who, like, sees all the other, like, bored Trophy Wives is like, no, you don't understand! | |
| Pilling is the new way to scam these guys. | |
| This is how you keep your man, and if the money spigot turns off with him, then you gotta find the next guy and pill him, and that will keep you in his good graces for a while, and keep the grift flowing. | |
| It keeps the glory of Q alive. | |
| Yes. | |
| Ring them of all of their currency, and then discard their shriveled remains. | |
| I hate how much you said pilling in that sentence. | |
| I'm sorry, but I mean, that's the terminology. | |
| I'm sorry that I, too, am becoming a Temerian before your very eyes, where you literally have to know the gibberish that I'm spouting in order to understand me. | |
| It's cool. | |
| We're going to need somebody to be up there, like, fake proselytizing during the Q-Cruise, where, like, I am too... Q-Cruise! | |
| I am probably too aggressive for that, so I'll just be like selling merch or whatever, just knocking back cocktails and just scooping giant heaps of cash into a bag. | |
| I found a soundboard. | |
| I've got it queued up. | |
| Oh, Jesus Christ. | |
| Oh, thank God! | |
| That way lies madness there, Sarge. | |
| I have that one on my phone. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I got some other good ones here. | |
| I love how Sarge just got bored of us talking about Q-Crews and found a soundboard. | |
| Yo, that's the glory of a three-man pod is that two people can riff together and the third person can just lose their minds and go somewhere else. | |
| We're just going to come back to the Zoom conference one of these days and Sarge is just going to be tying his arm and getting ready to put the heroin in. | |
| Now this button is labeled Ultra Gay. | |
| Do not click that button on air. | |
| I do not know what that does, but I am terrified of it. | |
| I found some random soundboard on the internet. | |
| This button says Ultra Gay. | |
| Should I press it while recording this podcast that hundreds of people will listen to? | |
| Probably not, buddy. | |
| This button's called Incredibly Racist. | |
| Let's give it a whirl! | |
| This button says, put her in her place. | |
| Let's see what's going on there. | |
| There's a couple I'm not reading. | |
| That one just jumped out at me. | |
| There are a couple that aren't juicy enough to be on the air, or are too juicy to be on the air. | |
| Either way, they cannot be spoken of. | |
| There's one button that just says Voldemort. | |
| It's like, oh! | |
| And he's just like, oh no, I can't fucking do that. | |
| Can't touch that one. | |
| Here's a good one. | |
| Here's a good one. | |
| Oh yeah! | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Uh, very off, very distant. | |
| Randy Savage howling in the wind is, yeah, wonderful. | |
| Just wonderful. | |
| He's wrestling with Jesus now. | |
| R.I.P. | |
| Do we get through all of our cues in the new stuff? | |
| I have a note here that just says Edison County. | |
| Do we talk about Edison County? | |
| Oh, we have not talked about Edison County yet. | |
| Not in on our servers. | |
| Yeah, Edison County happened to be a part of a filing in Michigan, as I believe it may be a part of the Kraken, but it's a filing in Michigan where a witness alleged that there was There's hinky stuff going on with the vote in Edison County, and we need to look into it and try to figure out what's going wrong with America. | |
| And it turns out that there is no Edison County in Michigan, and there isn't even one in America, as it were. | |
| Like, there's Edison Townships. | |
| There's other things that have that name in it. | |
| The actual thing, Edison County, I don't think actually exists. | |
| It definitely doesn't exist in Michigan. | |
| So, again, the lady who can't spell the word district correctly Has invented a fantasy county where vote fraud was being committed. | |
| So yeah, this is... Yeah, any votes from Edison County sound like they would be fake, as it apparently does not exist. | |
| Wait, back up. | |
| I lost this when you were like, this county doesn't exist. | |
| What the fuck is happening? | |
| The county doesn't exist. | |
| It just, it's just made up. | |
| It's made up out of whole cloth. | |
| Like this guy just said this thing and it's not a real location. | |
| So, uh, so what you would think on the one hand is that, well, this is obviously another goof by this terrible lawyer who should be disbarred for this crazy grifter lawsuit. | |
| But on the other hand, you know, that the reality is, is that QAnon is going to be like, What does Edison County really mean? | |
| We have to peel back the layers of the onion to find the truth of where they were trying to lead us to. | |
| Yeah, time to bust out their super secret decoder rings and figure out what the message is. | |
| Right, exactly. | |
| Or, did the cabal actually cancel a whole district, a whole county? | |
| Oh, it's a secret county. | |
| It's like Ultra Area 51. | |
| Right! | |
| That's where the warehouse is with the servers now, and the laptops, and all the other proof that is gonna prove all this shenanigans. | |
| Yes, and that warehouse in Edison County is staffed by 100,000 rock-ribbed Republicans who obviously all had their votes stolen because their county was wiped out of existence on the document level by George Soros and the cabal, so none of their votes got counted. | |
| But once we reinstate that county to civilization, Then Trump will still lose Michigan by about 60,000 votes because he really got smoked there and any attempt to try to swing Michigan is like ridiculous. | |
| It's really fucking funny that Trump lost by six figures in Michigan. | |
| It's like the state he got actually blown out in of all these contested battleground states. | |
| So the fact that they're filing any lawsuits there is such a waste of fucking time. | |
| It makes my head hurt. | |
| He only won there because the deeply red county of Edison was sunk into whatever lake it is that Michigan borders. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Lake Michigan. | |
| Is it really Lake Michigan? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I just know that it looks like a mitten and it touches some water. | |
| I'm fucking terrible with geography. | |
| Boom. | |
| So when Al gets to the final question in Trilogy of Pursuit, you just give him geography and he never wins. | |
| That's how it works. | |
| I'm enthusiastic about Jeopardy, but I suck at it because I know very little about geography or, like, history. | |
| Specifically, U.S. | |
| history. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| That's where I bring the hammer. | |
| That's where I come in and save the day for you. | |
| I'm all about the American history. | |
| Yeah, we need to get on that Team Jeopardy tip. | |
| Oh man, yes. | |
| Our trivia team seems solid. | |
| We've got a lot covered here. | |
| Yes. | |
| Yeah, between Al and Mike and also Sarge was there. | |
| Apparently, I know the names of lakes. | |
| That's where I'm bringing the heat. | |
| Yeah, Lake Michigan. | |
| That's a big one for me. | |
| I couldn't tell you which one. | |
| You're just calling yourself out now. | |
| What lake does Michigan border? | |
| I mean, I knew it. | |
| It was a test for you. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, you got me. | |
| Oh, thank God I passed. | |
| This is company 101. | |
| Instead of saying the totally legitimate name of the lake, which I knew, I pretended like I did in order for us to go on this. | |
| I mean, we have 90 minutes to fill. | |
| I mean, you won't let me press the Ultra Gay button. | |
| That would have been, like, at least five minutes of content. | |
| And then it would have been really awesome, like Smash Cut, where, like, the five minutes before that and the five minutes after that had to be edited out of the podcast. | |
| We'd actually lose time. | |
| Yeah, we'd actually lose time. | |
| So QAnon is making up, they've been making up lawsuits, but they made up an entire county. | |
| They filed a lawsuit so superfluous They made up where it took place. | |
| Yes. | |
| Like all those votes from Atlantis never got counted. | |
| Right. | |
| That is exactly what's happening here. | |
| And the other big thing that happened that got all their jimmies rustled was Lin Wood lied to everybody and said that in Georgia, They had gained the right to access Dominion voting machines to see what's going on with them. | |
| And it was this giant to-do. | |
| And in reality, all that happened was a lawyer was just, the judge was just like, yeah, no one can touch the machines until I look at this case. | |
| That's all the judge actually said was like, please don't touch the machines and remove any evidence from them until I look at the case. | |
| And then when he's going to look at the case, he's going to throw it out and the machines will just be like used. | |
| Because like, again, these cases have no merit. | |
| They're absolutely nonsense. | |
| And they're just a giant grift. | |
| Uh, but lastly for the cues in the new segment that I just remembered, uh, Ron Watkins, again, star witness of, uh, Sidney Powell's lawsuit. | |
| It's like, it's like he being interviewed on one of those news broadcasts where they've got the little crawl or whatever it's called in the bottom of Chevron. | |
| Is that what those are? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Or Chiron or whatever, where it's just like Ron Watkins, colon, read a manual. | |
| Yes, exactly. | |
| Ron Watkins, probably Q slash Red Emanuel. | |
| Man with cowboy hat. | |
| Yes, man with Japanese heritage cowboy hat. | |
| Yes, exactly. | |
| Ron Watkins spent last night aggressively doxing some fucking random person Because he is a colossal piece of shit who uses QAnon as a weapon against random people. | |
| And this is so fucking irresponsible and so incredibly dangerous that, like, it's like really outrageous that, like, this is something that, like, he can do. | |
| And that now this person is going to have their life, like, ruined for the foreseeable future because He has now made them the face of the Dominion vote rigging scandal. | |
| What he did was he had a video of this guy using a thumb drive on a voting server, a voting machine, and another person was watching him do the whole thing that he was doing. | |
| And Ron In this Twitter thread, it's just like, and this is what he did, and this is what he did. | |
| When you have to explain what the person did over and over and over again, you're actually just kind of like leading the other person to a conclusion without actually presenting them with evidence. | |
| You're just telling them, this is what happened and just take my word for it. | |
| That's what Q does. | |
| I mean, we've seen that time and again. | |
| That's Riddler Q's whole thing. | |
| There's like, question, another leading question, endless leading questions. | |
| Why is this relevant? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So he did this thing, and then because he is such a shitbag, he posted like a tight photo of the guy's work badge, where you could kind of make out the words on the work badge. | |
| And this is the guy's badge, and it proves he's part of Dominion. | |
| And because once you train the howler monkeys on this shit, They were all over it. | |
| And they were started aggressively enhancing, analyzing, studying the badge. | |
| And they eventually found this guy's name and they found his social media platforms. | |
| And now this guy is being terrorized by idiots. | |
| Gateway Pundit grabbed the story of like the video. | |
| They didn't quote-unquote name the guy in their article, but they did post one of the enhanced photos of the badge with his name on it. | |
| So, like, this is now a thing where Random Jamoke, who's just a guy who works for a company, working on voting systems, is now going to get death threats. | |
| He's going to be harassed. | |
| I already saw a tweet from someone who had the ridiculous name, Stop Workplace Bullying, post what they believe to be that man's address. | |
| So, Stop Workplace Bullying, but fucking doxxed this guy. | |
| Maybe that name's supposed to be ironic. | |
| And that would be awesome if the name was ironic. | |
| Maybe that person is very much in favor of workplace bullying. | |
| It seems like they are. | |
| It seems like they are, given what they are doing. | |
| Workplace bullying is bad. | |
| Yeah, so this guy, so this person's had their name leaked, allegedly their address leaked. | |
| It's like, it's known that they work for Dominion now. | |
| So, like, this is every fucking which way bad. | |
| I mean, this is just so absurd and, like, sickening that these howler monkeys, this army of just bloodthirsty sociopaths can be unleashed Willy nilly by someone like Ron Watkins to do this kind of thing. | |
| Like Rachel Chandler back in the day when Q referenced her and she is a literal nobody person. | |
| She just happened to be in a photograph with Bill Clinton when she was 18, not on Jeffrey Epstein's plane. | |
| They like to claim that it was her and Clinton on Epstein's plane, but it wasn't that plane. | |
| But just because she was in that photo, like, over a decade ago, Q then put it in a drop and was like, Rachel Chandler, part of Epstein's pedo network, like, arresting her and making her talk will bring the whole thing down. | |
| And she's a photographer. | |
| Rachel Chandler, friend, super fan. | |
| Yes, exactly. | |
| And they're so dumb, QAnon. | |
| They actually took her last name, Chandler, and they're like, that's the code. | |
| Chandler. | |
| C is for child and Handler is for Handler. | |
| Child Handler. | |
| I mean, that's what they're doing with Durham right now, right? | |
| Uh, Durham, oh yeah, Durham had another little twist in it. | |
| So it was originally the Durham investigation, which turfed out and had nothing happen. | |
| Then it was Sidney Powell because she comes from Durham. | |
| Now it's, uh, Durham County because that was one of the sites of like voter fraud back in the day. | |
| And now, uh, it's obviously the site of more voter fraud in the 2020 presidential election. | |
| So, like, QAnon is always just all about retrofitting a new answer to the old question to make it work out. | |
| That's all they do. | |
| That's what deltas are, right? | |
| I had to do some research when we started this podcast and I was like, you kept talking about deltas and I was like, what the fuck? | |
| A delta is an anniversary. | |
| That's all a delta is. | |
| A delta is a period of time. | |
| And when Q says, like, this thing will happen in July, and then July passes and nothing happens, they're like, oh shit, it's July! | |
| One year delta from when Q made that prediction previously! | |
| I'm not an incel, I'm just in the middle of a sex delta. | |
| over an anniversary where nothing happened. | |
| You're like, remember that year ago when nothing happened? | |
| Maybe it'll happen now. | |
| And then it just more nothing happens. | |
| I'm not an incel. | |
| I'm just in the middle of a sex delta. | |
| Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go get my fedora reupholstered. | |
| Three years sex delta. | |
| The only thing more powerful than the three-year sex delta is the four-year sex delta. | |
| Sarge, you told me the hats don't get reupholstered. | |
| Is that not a thing? | |
| I am unclear on the nature of... If I take my hat in to get serviced, what exactly happens? | |
| Excuse me, sir. | |
| Or madam. | |
| It could be either, I guess. | |
| I have this wounded fedora. | |
| Wounded? | |
| I need you to please save its life! | |
| Oh please God! | |
| My fedora was wounded in the firefight in Frankfurt for the server that was going to reveal that Trump won the election. | |
| Please, please save my fedora. | |
| And if you cannot save it, please give it a warrior's funeral. | |
| My fedora was injured in the battle of Wounded Ego. | |
| It's been an incredible defeat. | |
| Milady, please save my hat! | |
| Thank you. | |
| Bye. | |
| Boom! | |
| Put a raisin on it! | |
| Put a raisin on it! | |
| Wow. | |
| What is this podcast about again? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Haberdashery. | |
| Haberdashery and raisins. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Excellent use of the word haberdashery. | |
| Listeners, if you know what happens to your hat when it gets wounded in a battle, you let us know. | |
| Specifically in Frankfurt. | |
| Yes. | |
| The Great Fedora. | |
| The Frankfurt Fedora Follies, as it were. | |
| Oh man, that was... There's nothing better than targeting the target audience as only myself and laughing at really dumb stuff. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That is my preferred target audience. | |
| I am known to make you laugh. | |
| Yes, and I do appreciate it. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| So this is, I mean, Lord knows, the moment we stop recording on this and I go back to the Twittersphere, probably 10 more things will have cropped up in that period of time. | |
| Yeah, who even knows? | |
| Yeah, it's because the thing is is that they literally now have like 13 days until the Electoral College meets and votes. | |
| And I know that like every idiot that's going to be like freaking out and screaming and yelling about this shit will be like, but the vote isn't counted in DC until January 6th. | |
| And it's like, yeah, but the votes are written in pen on papers and transmitted. | |
| Unless Q-team secretly, like, made the cabal write Joe Biden's name down in ink that will shift those letters to Donald Trump, and then when they reveal the envelopes in Washington, they're like, oh, wait, sorry, it says Trump on it now. | |
| No takesies-backsies, Trump's still president! | |
| So, like, um... | |
| After the 14th, like, they're gonna have, like, that benchmark of, like, the American process of electing a president cleared, where you're gonna see all these, like, just happy things of, like, Hillary Clinton and Stacey Abrams and other famous electors holding up their pieces of paper saying, for President Joe R. Biden, and so on and so forth. | |
| So, like, after that happens, They're gonna they're gonna be in a darker place. | |
| They're not gonna have like that much like ways to spin how Trump isn't going to lose this election. | |
| So they've got like this 13 days of like hamfisted grift, hamfisted spin bullshit, hamfisted rile up the rubes and make everybody get all excited. | |
| for the nothing that will happen like right before we started recording this major dad like tweeted out something where he was like hey a lot of amazing things are happening in michigan arizona pennsylvania and georgia today all that it's like well yeah what what's amazing is are people lining up at their local mcdonald's waiting for the mcrib to come back tomorrow oh shit is the fucking mcrib coming back Yeah, I heard the McRib's coming back. | |
| Yes. | |
| All right, so the podcast is no longer about QAnon. | |
| We are now talking about how much we love the McRib. | |
| McDonald's, if you care, we could use some money here. | |
| McRib shilling, we're all for it. | |
| So yeah, so I mean, this is how they're going to be operating at this frenetic pace of just stupidity for two weeks. | |
| And then they're going to get their dreams crushed again on the 14th. | |
| And then they're going to have to try to figure out, like, what's their new angle? | |
| What's their new line of attack here? | |
| Like, yeah, even though the Electoral College voted, maybe we can, like, I don't know, stop the truck or the plane or the horse-drawn carriage that's going to bring the envelopes to D.C. | |
| Maybe we can, like, somehow prevent that from actually being a thing. | |
| Maybe via Kraken attack. | |
| Yes! | |
| It's all taking place in Frankfurt. | |
| It's all in East Germany. | |
| Because American votes are counted in another country. | |
| The Electoral College meets in Frankfurt, Germany, where they all wear fedoras as they get ready to cast the votes to make Joe Biden president. | |
| That was in the Constitution. | |
| This is, we're following the letter of the law. | |
| It's great to see American democracy in action. | |
| So yeah, I mean, it's really just wild what we're going to be seeing because they've got to cash in. | |
| They've got like this very tight window to just fleece as many rubes as humanly possible. | |
| And that was what's so strange, like, last week, seeing, like, Prang Medic, Major Dad, all these guys, like, saying, hey, give money to Sidney Powell, guys! | |
| And it's like, are you fucks getting a cut? | |
| Like, why is QAnon now a multi-level marketing scheme for, like, bigger grifters? | |
| Like, what's in it for you? | |
| I hope to God you're getting paid for funneling money to this lady, because if you're not, then you're just as big a sucker as the people giving her money are. | |
| Like, you could sell fucking t-shirts or something! | |
| Do something for yourself! | |
| Why are you gonna give Sidney Powell money when you have 100,000 followers? | |
| You could be like Martin Geddes and sell some calendars or photographs or something, I don't know. | |
| Yeah, these big-time QAnon shills, they should be giving their money to us. | |
| Because nothing makes a story more compelling than the rise of a challenger. | |
| Yes, exactly. | |
| We could be the joker to QAnon's Batman. | |
| Yes. | |
| So if you're listening to me, any of those QAnon idiots who might listen to our podcast just to find out what the other side is about, go ahead and hit up that Patreon. | |
| Toss us some of your money and, you know, elevate your competition to elevate your own game. | |
| Right. | |
| We're here only to improve you by calling you terrible liars who need to stop doing what you're doing because you're actually actively hurting and destroying America. | |
| And reminding you of such great cinematic classics as Blade and Krull. | |
| Yes! | |
| Yes, all of these things. | |
| And in the spirit of Cyberpunk releasing in 10 days, Johnny Mnemonic. | |
| I watched Johnny Mnemonic like a million years ago. | |
| I completely, completely fell out of my mind that Johnny Mnemonic is Johnny Silverhand. | |
| That's hilarious. | |
| I think he had like three gigs of illicit data in his head or something. | |
| At the time, it was a mind-blowing amount of storage capacity, but they're just like, yeah, Johnny Mnemonic's pre-installed with 1.5 gigabytes of data, and they're all just like, that's impossible! | |
| Yeah, oh man, that guy is like a quarter of a thumb drive, holy shit. | |
| Then like ten years later the iPod comes out and it's just like, oh wow, we're all Johnny Mnemonic now. | |
| That's what I thought when I got my first iPod. | |
| Yeah, when I was loading up the Bloodhound Gang and such into my first generation iPod, I was thinking, man, just like Johnny Mnemonic. | |
| Nailed it! | |
| I guess we should probably talk about some Q drops. | |
| I guess that's kind of our job. | |
| Yeah, following our sparkling traditional professionalism, we will dig back into ancient Q as it were, because again, current Q is incredibly sleepy. | |
| It was so funny. | |
| I saw Julian's Rum, who lost his dumb Trailer Park Boys avatar because apparently Trailer Park Boys filed a copyright claim against him to tell him to go fuck himself. | |
| So now he's a Pepe frog flipping the bird at us as his avatar. | |
| I saw that. | |
| All right. | |
| But Julian was like, ooh, Q hasn't posted in 17 days, because that's the holy number. | |
| Well, guess what? | |
| Q now hasn't posted in 18 days. | |
| Womp womp. | |
| So yeah, enjoy your hero prophet messiah just probably going dark for forever, or at least until he thinks it's safe to actually post a call to violence, as it were. | |
| The 14th. | |
| Biden is certified by the General College to be president on the 15th. | |
| Q is just like, hey, kill them all! | |
| Q! | |
| And it's like, oh, great, wonderful. | |
| I mean, I really worry that that will happen because I just don't see what Q's endgame is besides just Ron Watkins giving up on Q and trying to get himself on OAN as much as possible and just becoming a generic right-wing grifter who uses his QAnon cred as justification for why he's on television. | |
| I mean, maybe whoever Q was sees the writing on the wall and this slow drip of anemic posts as their way of sundowning themselves. | |
| Oh God, that'd be so nice. | |
| It'd just be so nice if they're like, you know what, it's over. | |
| I think I said all I needed to say with Durham Q being my final drop. | |
| I really feel like that was my last drop. | |
| Yeah, that's the note you want to go out on. | |
| Right, exactly. | |
| I left them with one word that they'll be fucking confused about for the next 200 years. | |
| And catch y'all later. | |
| See you on the flip side. | |
| I'm gonna go. | |
| I did that 17 odd days ago. | |
| I'm gonna go camp out in front of my McDonald's and wait for the McRib. | |
| I'm good. | |
| I'm good here. | |
| So back when Q actually did post and tried to world build and create a narrative, he gave us such gems as Qdrop38. | |
| Four carriers and escorts in the Pacific? | |
| Why is this- Oh, right, we already know it's in 38. | |
| That's the one where the storm shows up. | |
| Oh, yeah, I know. | |
| Yeah, we have been- Okay, so 39. | |
| Take that! | |
| How you like them apples? | |
| Would it blow your mind if I told you BO has been to NK and perhaps there now? | |
| Why did his administration do little to slow their nuclear missile capabilities? | |
| Who feeds NK with strategic intel? | |
| Iran? | |
| What deal was done with Iran under B.O.? | |
| Why was the deal sealed under a top-secret classification? | |
| Why wasn't Congress notified? | |
| Why, after B.O. | |
| left office, all of a sudden, N.K. | |
| has nukes and the tech to miniaturize for payload delivery within the U.S.? | |
| What about NSA, CIA, DI, etc.? | |
| All confirming tech won't be in place for 5 plus years. | |
| Statements made in 2016. | |
| Why is all of this relevant and what does it tell you? | |
| Big picture is rare. | |
| So Q is out with just a colossal number of dumb questions that are both obvious and lies, which makes this just a delicious Q drop to read. | |
| Yeah, is the implication of this that after Obama left the presidency, bad actors in the American government fed North Korea what they needed to get nukes operational? | |
| Yes, that's pretty much it. | |
| Q Anon is alleging that North Korea couldn't hit America with a nuke while Obama was president, but as soon as he got out of office, they went to work lickety-split to get those nuclear weapons armed and operational. | |
| So they could hit us if they needed to. | |
| So the first thing that's really funny is he brings up what deal was done with Iran under Obama, which is the Iran nuclear deal. | |
| It was not sealed under top secret classification. | |
| Congress was notified. | |
| It was a big deal that Basically, the deal was certified, but Congress had to kind of approve it, but not really. | |
| And the question was just going to be, was Obama going to get enough votes in the Senate where he wasn't going to have to veto their disapproval of the deal? | |
| And then enough votes came through where he didn't have to do that. | |
| So all of that stuff about the top-secret classification, Congress was left in the dark, is bullshit. | |
| And North Korea had nukes since like early in the W. Bush administration. | |
| Because once W made it clear that he was going to like just bomb Iran, bomb Iraq into a smoldering crater, North Korea was like, well, we need to get a fucking nuke ASAP. | |
| So that I'm in danger. | |
| Yeah, exactly. | |
| Yeah, 100%. | |
| Jim Jong Un's head photoshopped on on Ralph's body in that car in the in the bus. | |
| Exactly. | |
| He's like, look, like he'll come for me next if I don't do something. | |
| So I need to get a nuke. | |
| So North Korea got a nuke so that America can't fuck with them. | |
| And, um, So the idea that they didn't have nukes before Obama left office is ridiculous. | |
| The timeline of North Korea's nuclear program is known to the world. | |
| So everything about this is either a dumb, obvious question for QAnon to answer, or a lie designed to make a reader pissed off. | |
| What do you mean it was top secret? | |
| What do you mean Congress wasn't notified? | |
| What the fuck is Obama doing? | |
| Rawr! | |
| And it's like, yeah, great. | |
| None of it's true. | |
| You stupid moron. | |
| Like, shut up. | |
| Just shut up. | |
| And then it ends with like, ooh, now you're seeing the big picture. | |
| And it's like, no. | |
| Oh, and before that, it includes why is this relevant again? | |
| Oh God. | |
| Oh God. | |
| We got it. | |
| Why is it relevant? | |
| Why? | |
| Why is it relevant that a madman has nuclear bombs that could hit America? | |
| Puzzle that one out, bitches. | |
| I mean, it's like, what are you talking about? | |
| The two most pressing questions of our lifetimes will be one, why is all of this relevant? | |
| And two, where the hood at? | |
| Why won't anyone tell them where the hood at? | |
| Just tell them. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm outraged. | |
| The hood could be in Frankfurt. | |
| That could be the answer that we've been looking for this whole time. | |
| No, no, Mike. | |
| The real hood was inside you the whole time. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| I should have seen that coming. | |
| It turns out the hood was inside of us all along. | |
| Yes, absolutely. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| So the one thing I will say about this Q drop, and this is Riddler Q, by the way, in case you didn't notice from all the fucking leading questions and all that. | |
| But this is like crazy world building stuff. | |
| This is back when Q was putting his back into this stuff and actually like effort posting, building up all this stuff, like having North Korea and Iran working in the shadows trying to do stuff. | |
| All of these illicit, nebulous things happening. | |
| I look forward to this level of quality and in-depth worldbuilding in all of these QPosts. | |
| Oh yeah, again, mid 2018 is when Q just lets it all go and just becomes Fat Elvis, and he's just been coasting for two and a half years on his bullshit. | |
| His early work was good, but that later stuff, oof. | |
| He is that artist on every imaginable level. | |
| Oh, you mean like Garbage? | |
| Yes, exactly. | |
| You vicious monster. | |
| And for that, you're no longer on the podcast starting next episode. | |
| It's just me and Sarge exclusively. | |
| It's an audio podcast so the listeners can see me doing a little dance with that little targeted mic barb. | |
| Oh god, the most vicious of barbs. | |
| But the funny thing is, is that Q drop 40, which we're getting to now, this is Q actually being mad at his audience because they're too dumb to pick up what he's putting down. | |
| And now he has to lead them by the hand. | |
| 4, 10, 20. | |
| 4-10-20. A-B-C-D-E. | |
| So, if you'll remember, a previous Q-drop, he signed it 4-10-20, trying to, like, I don't know, be mysterious and vague. | |
| And that was QDROP 35. | |
| And so now in QDROP 40, he's just mad at his audience for not picking up on the alphanumeric code that he was laying down for them. | |
| And that 41020 is Donald Trump's initials, DJT. | |
| It's so petty and dumb. | |
| Yes. | |
| So Q here is just like, hey, idiots, this is what I was going for. | |
| Get up to speed, dum-dums. | |
| What's really hilarious about this is that so many times you'll see people talk about how QAnon's the only cult that tells you to think for yourself. | |
| Q's just like asking us questions and having us find our own way but here was Q trying to be cryptic and cool and not enough people were catching on so he's like no no okay idiots come back to square one. | |
| He's not using this baby's first alphanumeric like cipher for any important reason right he's just He just used it to sign off that one time, and then I guess got angry that people didn't acknowledge that he was, like, giving a shoutout to Donald Trump? | |
| Like, he's not using these numbers anywhere else for anything. | |
| Yeah, no, he's just being cheeky. | |
| Yeah, he's just being annoyed. | |
| And this also kind of leads to the whole thing where QAnon becomes obsessed with the number 17, because in the alphanumeric code, Q is 17. | |
| So basically here, he's mad at them for not getting alphanumeric codes, and because Q and QAnon have an abusive relationship that immediately | |
| turns QAnon into just hyper paranoid about catching all alphanumeric clues in perpetuity from | |
| here on out. | |
| Well, I mean, I guess whoever wrote that one does know what to do to get the people riled up. | |
| Yeah, he was just like, hey, here, idiots, learn alphanumeric code 101. | |
| It would be like, it would have been so funny if Q ever had it in them to effort post, uh, like a Q drop that had like an hourglass code in it. | |
| And then like, like two weeks later, like actually posted the hourglass over the top of the code. | |
| Something that actually mattered. | |
| Right. | |
| But the other part about that was that if Q ever did something like that, it would break their brains, because then they'd just be hourglass ciphering every book in the history of the world, trying to look for the secret code to prove that that person's either Cabal or Q-team. | |
| So maybe we shouldn't be introducing people into rudimentary spycraft, as it were. | |
| Yeah, their little goblin brains could not handle that. | |
| Yeah, so we will finish here with... Now, what's so funny with Q-Drop 41 is that this is Q, like, stepping out onto the stage. | |
| Q is a titan of the world, which, again, when you compare it to Endgame Q or Late Stage Q or Garbage Post Third Album Q... I'll lean into it. | |
| I'll take this hit. | |
| It's just so night and day that like, this is where Q was and how powerful he was. | |
| And then you got Q who's like, Hey, check out Tucker Carlson tonight. | |
| Gonna be a good one. | |
| What a coincidence. | |
| The mountain that housed NCASE nuclear weapons and testing collapsed. | |
| Unbelievable timing. | |
| I wonder if critically important materials, as well as scientists, aka the bomb makers, were inside. | |
| No global news agency suspects we had nothing to do with it. | |
| Enjoy the crumbs. | |
| So we've gone from collapsing North Korea's nuclear test site, killing their scientists, and destroying their precious nuclear materials, to, hey, watch Hannity! | |
| He's gonna have Melania Trump on! | |
| I mean, this... | |
| This really just goes to show you like how far away from the power Q has put themselves in comparison to where Q claimed to be back when he was writing this shit at the start. | |
| Can we be the adventures in hell world podcast aka the bomb makers? | |
| I'm now imagining our furry avatars looking towards the heavens in terror as rocks are falling on our heads and we are about to be killed by the collapsing mountain that's going to drop on our skulls in moments. | |
| And in the background you could have like the fallout sign for radioactivity and all that kind of stuff. | |
| And I don't know just like a barrel of the word nuclear material on it because we're just gonna we're just gonna Ben Garrison our cartoon and just make it overly labeled and bullshit. | |
| But yeah, I mean, this is so over the top. | |
| I mean, this is such Tom Clancy spy novel bullshit where we are actually the, like, people doing the work. | |
| Q-Team is actually out in the field fighting the fight, striking at the heart of the cabal, and bringing justice to civilization. | |
| Yeah, it's gonna be a real bummer to me when Q becomes this sort of like... | |
| Sort of just listless, nothingmancer, right? | |
| Because, you know, not for nothing, but we kind of hang our hats on how wild these Q drops are and how wild his followers are. | |
| So, like, and you know, I'm not selfish enough to hope that the followers pick up the slack when Q decides that he wants to be shitty, right? | |
| Because it'd just be like, oh man, Q is really sleeping on the job. | |
| We need his followers to become even more monstrous. | |
| It's like, I would like both of them to be at like 20% monster. | |
| There's enough like ore in the QAnon rock to mine when it comes to like dumb shit that he said because every now and then he'll get on a jag and he'll come up with something but This was never supposed to be a thing that was going to last like three plus years. | |
| So, uh, he gives up a lot, but every now and then he'll be like, Oh, I got something. | |
| And that happens. | |
| And it gets like people fired up. | |
| We have like all kinds of like really silly events in QAnon's history that we can definitely go over. | |
| But, Uh, once he gets to 8Kun, that's when he no longer has any idea what he's saying. | |
| And all the cool stuff he thinks is cool actually turns out to be terrible. | |
| And the best part about 8KunQ is that he has to apologize for a lot of the mistakes he makes. | |
| He feels bad. | |
| He's like, hey guys, sorry about that one. | |
| Oop, uh, got a little over my skis. | |
| You know how it is. | |
| Tee hee. | |
| And it's really weird that way, that like, old Q, he would fuck up everything and just completely ignore it and just keep going, bull in a china shop, just, I'm here to win it. | |
| You all can just lead follower, get out of the way, and I prefer you get out of the way. | |
| And new Q is just so into that call and response of the audience, just like so probing to try to figure out what his fans want and then just giving it to them. | |
| Ron Watkins, before he decided to dox people and be a piece of shit that way, actually had a Twitter poll up that was like, do you think | |
| there was a rate in Frankfurt, Germany? | |
| Yes, no, maybe other. And it was just like, so obvious that like, well, if Ron ever wants to | |
| write another Q drop, we know what this is going to be when this poll gets like 90%. Yes. He's just | |
| going to go full fan service on this bullshit. Remind me how far out on a Q drop are we? | |
| Uh, what do you mean? | |
| Oh, we're on day 18. | |
| Day 18 of no queue drops. | |
| Day 18, and then the three pointless ones. | |
| So we're, like, officially on a month. | |
| We're basically a month, because again, he posted on the morning of election day and then ran away. | |
| And he threw up the three nothing burgers on, like, the 12th, and then one of them bled into the 13th. | |
| And that was it. | |
| So, like, we have really gone a month without Q trying at all. | |
| And there's really no reason to imagine that Q is going to try again at any time in the foreseeable future because... Well, I guess it's a good thing that we're only on, like, Q drop 38 or whatever out of the 4,900 he's done so far, so... Well, it's gonna be really good when we go through them all linearly and there's, like, 50 in a row that are just him giving brofists to people that posted, like, flag pictures. | |
| It's just literally Twitter link Mega! | |
| Eight numbers here! | |
| Like, good on ya, Patriot! | |
| He just does that like a million times. | |
| Because it became, like, such a badge of honor in the QAnon community to get quote-unquote queued, where Q would grab your tweet or your social media post and bake it into a Q drop, and then you'd get all kinds of, like, freaked out. | |
| Uh, the saddest and most pathetic thing that has ever happened in the history of the world was, uh, Beer at the Parade, a massive QAnon promoter, uh, framed and mounted on his wall, his queuedness, uh, the Q drop where he got queued and he took a photo of it and you could kind of see his photo, his reflection in the photo. | |
| And it was just like, Oh my God, beer, like seriously, man, like of all the things to be proud of in this world, this ain't it chief. | |
| This really ain't it. | |
| He typed my name! | |
| I'm not happy now! | |
| Mom! | |
| Mom, look! | |
| I made it, Ma! | |
| Top of the world! | |
| Q shouted me out. | |
| Who's Q? | |
| Shut up, Ma! | |
| It's so depressing. | |
| It just makes me sad. | |
| I'm just... I am sad now. | |
| Yeah, it's so... just broken people chasing their tails in a perpetual state of brokenness. | |
| It's really awful. | |
| So... Let's go on to some more positive stuff. | |
| Do we have any questions from our glorious, beautiful babies? | |
| Our beautiful babies have in fact given us questions. | |
| I do love that the babies come through every week. | |
| They do. | |
| They do take care of us. | |
| Sonya asks, can you talk a little about Parler? | |
| Will the Q folks migrate there and abandon Twitter, you think? | |
| Will Parler get in trouble for some of the heinous stuff that's being posted there? | |
| Right now, QAnon's motto is that Twitter is the battlefield. | |
| I mean, imagine being the people who run Parler and finding out that the right-wingers that you're trying to get to go to your site literally find your site to be little more than a regrouping staging area where you post what your new ban evasion account on Twitter is, How people can, like, follow you during your bans from Twitter, and all that kind of shit. | |
| That, like, you're just the stopgap. | |
| Like, I'm gonna be back on Twitter soon, so fuck off, Parler. | |
| And, like, Joe M., like, posted on Parler that, like, he's fighting with me on his sock puppet on Twitter. | |
| So... And literally all his sock puppet on Twitter does, besides fighting with me, is repost his Parler racisms, because that is what a tweet on Parler is called. | |
| And it's just ridiculous. | |
| It's like so sad what they are. | |
| But maybe after they, after Biden is sworn in, like owning the libs will be so much harder to do because the libs will have the presidency. | |
| So they might retreat to parlor to just like be really angry and be monstrously racist there and think that people aren't monitoring them because it's a smaller niche. | |
| Well, there was a big parlor hack. | |
| What happened there? | |
| Oh, the parlor hack. | |
| What's really weird is that like, I have looked at all this information and I can't, I cannot make heads or tails of if the hack was a real thing that happened, or if the hack was some sort of like troll job that somebody like played to make parlor look unsafe, or maybe false flag. | |
| It could have been a false flag. | |
| Oh yeah, I'm totally red-pilled on the Parler hack, but the thing about Parler that makes it so dangerous and so ridiculous is that in order to get a verified account on Parler, you have to send them state issued ID, like a license basically, and your social security number. | |
| So if you trust them not to fuck that shit up, you can get verified on Parler. | |
| But if you don't trust them not to fuck that shit up, You are running a really dangerous game to get verified on Parler. | |
| However, in better news for potential Parler patrons, which was hard for me to get through without slowing down slightly, they do accept photos of you standing in front of a burning cross as identification. | |
| Yes, that is an easy way to verify you're Parlor Bonafides, as it were. | |
| Only masks on Parlor are, you know, pointed at the top and cover your whole face. | |
| Yes. | |
| The other thing is, is that Parler's Terms of Service, which you have to agree to, which no one ever does when they click on those agree to Terms of Service things, it says that you can be made a part of the defense. | |
| You're a part of the defense if Parler gets sued for any terrible shit you say. | |
| So, like, if you, like, livestream you, like, Being part of the Proud Boys and attacking a group of people and beating the shit out of them. | |
| And then Parler gets sued for broadcasting this violence and trying to agitate for more people to arrive at the scene to attack people and that kind of stuff. | |
| It's in their actual TOS that you're now part of the case. | |
| You are now a defendant that can be sued for damages. | |
| as part of what's happening. | |
| So anything you put on Parler can make you legally liable for what you say, | |
| which is like, this is the whole, uh, 230 bullshit that like Trump's screaming | |
| about and then QAnon screams about it because Trump screams about it. | |
| Where they're like, repeal section 230 so that like, uh, these social | |
| platforms can be sued for all this stuff. | |
| And it's like, well, if they can be sued for all this stuff, guess what happens? | |
| Now social media is incredibly regulated. | |
| And like you send out a tweet and then you have to wait 10 minutes for the get posted because Twitter has to make sure they're not going to get sued for it. | |
| So no, you don't want section 230 to get repealed or else you just basically want to kill social media. | |
| So it's really messed up what Parler actually is between their potential security breach | |
| problems, the fact that they ask you for way too much of your personal information, the | |
| fact that you can be totally fucked if a lawsuit happens due to you posting on Parler. | |
| There is no good that can come from being there, but whether or not they get big, who | |
| Who knows exactly what's gonna happen. | |
| It seems really unlikely that they'll ever get too big because their gimmick limits their scope. | |
| Yes. | |
| Because their gimmick of just being like, well, we're the free speech place, doesn't mean that the only people who want to populate Parler are the people that want to go there to say the sort of stuff that gets you kicked off of other social media platforms. | |
| And it turns out that the market for that sort of rhetoric is very small. | |
| They're vocal, but they're small. | |
| So Parler's reach will forever be limited by their whole platform like like like the platform | |
| they sort of run on as like, you know a social media alternative to Twitter and | |
| You know Facebook and whatnot. So Luckily, I don't think we ever have to worry about them | |
| getting too bloated for their britches. No and they're obviously like so slapdash and | |
| Like thrown together with duct tape and bubblegum that like probably something's gonna go wrong with them on | |
| Some level or another and they'll never amount to being that much | |
| Nark, with a lot of underscores in between each letter in the word Nark, says, So Ron Watkins' profile says he resigned as an admin for 8kun. | |
| Is there a story there you know, or is it the fact that he's trying to become mainstream and can't have the weight of Unkun or 8kun around his neck? | |
| Uh, he's quote-unquote mainstream because of Abe Kuhn. | |
| The only reason why he gets on OAN and all of this shit is because they know they're winking and nodding at their audience. | |
| By bringing the QAnon guy on, uh, the story about it, like, who the fuck knows? | |
| It was just out of the blue, out of nowhere. | |
| He just said, I'm resigning from Abe Kuhn, effective immediately on November 3rd. | |
| And we don't know why we haven't heard anything. | |
| Is there an actual issue between him and his dad? | |
| Who knows? | |
| But to me, it just feels like he left 8kun just so he could get on OAN and all that kind of stuff because he didn't want to waste time actually running the image board for Nazis and fetish porn because that's boring and getting on TV is exciting. | |
| Now, does him resigning from that position, does that align with Q's recent bout of sleepiness? | |
| Is this sort of giving it away? | |
| Just being like, oh, I'm no longer affiliated with 8coon, and all of a sudden Q just stops posting on 8coon? | |
| Oh yeah, I mean, he resigned pretty much at the same time as the final pre-election day Q-drop. | |
| I don't exactly know if it was in the hour or in a couple hours, but that Q-drop happens, Ron resigns, we get nothing. | |
| Eventually, Jim Watkins pays the intern the right three lazy Q-drops. | |
| Jim Watkins gives up on Q-drop, paying guys for Q-drops after that. | |
| I mean, it does sync up basically perfectly that we haven't seen much from Q since Ron left. | |
| And whether or not we're going to see more from Q, again, who knows? | |
| What good can Q do at this point? | |
| Sidney Powell, Lin Wood, Joe DiGenova, all of these grifter lawyers are on television doing this shit harder and better than Q ever could. | |
| I mean, Michael Flynn is pulling this shit. | |
| Q was the main character of the story, and now he's not the main character of the story. | |
| And, like, whatever he has to say could only be affirmative to what other people say. | |
| He'll be like, Hey, go get him, Sidney Powell and Lin Wood! | |
| Release the Kraken! | |
| You can do it! | |
| Yay! | |
| I mean, he's gone from head coach to cheerleader. | |
| It's a pretty powerful fall from grace for Q. | |
| If Q was smart, he would dramatically drop the mic and then vanish for a long time. | |
| And then after like a year or so of being dark, he would come back and it would be a triumphant return like unto the resurrection of Jesus. | |
| Like a year after his boy Trump leaves office or whatever, and Q hasn't posted anything in nine months, and his followers are just spun off to become even more loony and toony, and then suddenly, boom, the trip code. | |
| It's him, and he's got a sermon after so long! | |
| I don't think we're ever getting our episode 5,000 special. | |
| At this point, it seems unlikely. | |
| I mean, Q was so close to the pylon, but it appears that he got tackled before he made it. | |
| I mean, it is... Yeah, doesn't he know he has to hit 5,000 drops before he reaches syndication? | |
| Oh yeah, exactly! | |
| That's where the money is! | |
| You're only 48 away! | |
| You can brofist 48 people for posting nonsense about Q. I mean, there's something you could do. | |
| You can find 48 Q-drops worth of content that are low effort and Jim Watkins-styled Q-drops. | |
| It can happen. | |
| I believe in you, Q. Hopefully Word will get to Q about our pleas, and hopefully we'll get Q'd. | |
| Yeah, and he'll mention the podcast. | |
| And then we can frame a picture of it. | |
| It'll be great. | |
| Oh my god, that's so gonna fucking happen. | |
| And then he can start bitching about us as QDROPS and we can talk about QDROPS as our content and see what I'm saying about us lifting each other up? | |
| Yes. | |
| If you're one of these QAnon supporting fools, get up in that Patreon! | |
| Help you boys out! | |
| Yes, help Q out. | |
| Give us money to benefit Q. Because that's what we're concerned about. | |
| Helping your internet death cult get more stupid content. | |
| And then finally, we are being grilled by the Grand Inquisitor, A.I.F. | |
| Millard, who says, first, it seems that Biden will never be president. | |
| Fanaticism is increasing. | |
| How do you think this will evolve going into the new year in early January? | |
| It will get louder and more psychotic as Biden's assured presidency becomes more and more impossible to deny. | |
| They're just going to like just shit themselves and be Incoherent, and then Biden will be sworn in and then it's going to be a shit show. | |
| It's just going to be really, really awful. | |
| Sounds about right to me. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, up until the point where Biden's bony ass hits the seat in the Oval Office and he becomes president for as long as it takes for his bones to disintegrate. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, Q-team already attacked his ankle, so they're working on it. | |
| They are working on it. | |
| Is his dog major part of, like, major's in on it? | |
| Me and George were talking to each other trying to make that joke. | |
| I was about to say I heard they had a dog on the inside. | |
| Again, again, Sarge, the drops. | |
| The L, then the drops, then you. | |
| Like, know your place in the pecking order here. | |
| It'll be Caesar Mlodigy or whatever you want to talk. | |
| Like, no, I'm making this joke. | |
| So yeah, so the second question is, what would you say are the main fraud narratives or are | |
| none and it's just all random thrashing around? | |
| The main narrative is the Kraken, and the secondary narrative, which leads into everything else. | |
| The Kraken covers Dominion, it covers all the other fraud nonsense. | |
| The only thing the Kraken doesn't cover is the raid in Frankfurt, which is kind of like Kind of apocrypha at this point, because I mean, QAnon is somewhat with it, but they're not getting it to pass the OAN Fox News barrier. | |
| So it's just mostly Kraken. | |
| It's all day Kraken. | |
| All day Kraken. | |
| As an umbrella nonsense thing for them to circle the wagons underneath, I guess the Kraken is an effective tool for that. | |
| Now all of the narratives are bundled into this one. | |
| This is the Kraken season. | |
| Yes. | |
| And then finally, off-topic question, do any of you three have pets? | |
| There are no off-topic questions. | |
| Our podcast has no topic. | |
| This is true. | |
| This is absolutely true. | |
| I currently am petless. | |
| I have pondered for many years obtaining two cats that I would name Mo and Louis in honor of the man that crushed Drew Bledsoe and brought Tom Brady onto the field and brought the Patriots to glory. | |
| So that is my hypothetical future pet. | |
| Options, as it were. | |
| I have three pets, two cats and one dog. | |
| I have no pets of my own. | |
| I do live in a house with a dog. | |
| I've often dreamed about buying two cats and naming one of them Moe and the other Lester. | |
| And I mean, but... No pets personally, but I do live in a house with a dog. | |
| I am getting just driven into the ground today by El. | |
| Yeah, that's right. | |
| You're target locked. | |
| Wait a minute, I literally threatened to Caesar Milan Sarge if he opened his mouth again. | |
| I feel like at the very least I'm giving it to you both equally. | |
| This has been the El Power Grab Podcast. | |
| That's right. | |
| Yeah, I'm gonna do the intro next week, bitches. | |
| Look at me. | |
| Yeah, I'm the captain now. | |
| Welcome to the Adventures of the Hellworlds podcast. | |
| As always, I'm El, joined by El, and also El. | |
| That'd be such a great in-joke where we let you go 15 minutes by yourself and then we jump in later. | |
| That podcast gets like 14,000 views out of nowhere. | |
| Yep, you're just gold. | |
| You are just podcasting gold and we were holding you back. | |
| I wouldn't end up talking about Q. I would just get so fucking wrapped up and talking about old movies or video games or talking about how I think the Beastie Boys are whack. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| Thanks for the questions, everybody. | |
| You're all wonderful. | |
| We love you. | |
| You raisins out there, you really bring it to us. | |
| They can't be babies and raisins. | |
| Well, I guess they can be babies to me and raisins to you. | |
| I almost said raisin babies, but that sounds like it's vaguely racist. | |
| Oh, no! | |
| That one rolls off the tongue awfully. | |
| What was so brutal about that was like, right before Sarge jumped in, I was about to say, well that puts a raisin in on the listener question segment of our podcast. | |
| And then Sarge was just running in with the raisins and just beating you to the punch. | |
| You just got to seize him a lot when you see him creeping up on your material. | |
| Wow, that is an awful combination of words. | |
| Well, it's a good thing you didn't hit that super gay button or anything. | |
| Alright, we'll give Mike a couple of seconds to compose himself, because he is red in the face. | |
| I mean, there's no confusion for a Raisin Baby with a face that red. | |
| California Raisin Babies. | |
| Oh my god, like Muppet Babies! | |
| See? | |
| Now it's not racist at all. | |
| Now it's delightful. | |
| We're bringing it back. | |
| They're just gonna be a soulful group of prepubescent raisins. | |
| That's where the money is. | |
| Baby raisins are where the money's at. | |
| You got baby yogurt, you got baby raisins. | |
| That's how we make this thing pop. | |
| I thought of that earlier in the podcast, and I was like, God, that just sounds like an old-timey slur. | |
| Oh, I can't wait to find out that it is, in fact, an old-timey splur that we are now canceled. | |
| Okay, everybody, well, Mike is still dying, so I'll go ahead and steer the ship out. | |
| Thanks, everyone, again, for listening to the Adventure in the Hellworld podcast. | |
| As always, we're gonna do a little more shilling here at the end, so please, if you have the funds to support such an endeavor, go ahead and toss some shekels our way if you want to. | |
| Patreon, at PokerPolitics, Or, if you don't think that we're deserving of your money, but you do have a little money to spare, you can donate at the love146.org. | |
| We're out there doing the good work that QAnon claims to want to do, but never does. | |
| If you're interested in following any or all of us on social media, you can find Mike Rains at PokerandPolitics on Twitter. | |
| You can find myself and or Sarge at hellworldL, hellworld spelled with a Q instead of an O, and hellworldSarge spelled the same way, respectively. | |
| And I believe that is it for all of us. | |
| So thanks again for listening. | |
| Go ahead and tell your friends, you know, subscribe, hit that bell, all that happy horse shit. | |
| And now, just like always, we're going to end our podcast with our totally organic outro that we've never messed up, not even once in our life. | |
| And we don't need a countdown, but I do it anyway, just because I like counting numbers. | |
| So I'm going to count to three and then we're going to do our old-fashioned catchphrase. | |
| Three, two, one... Good speed, Matrix! | |
| It always sounds awful. | |
| It just sounds... There's no way to do it right. | |
| Never give up, never surrender. |