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Nov. 10, 2020 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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Adventures in HellwQrld Episode 8: Now The Election is Over for Really Reals

Poker, Sarge, and L bask in the election finally being over while QAnon continues to believe that the Stormwave is nigh upon us. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hello everybody, PoeGrandPolitics here with another episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
I am joined as always by Sarge.
Hello, election special part two, Sarge.
And the mysterious El.
That's me baby, still mysterious.
The ever cryptic and mysterious El.
I'm like Darkwing Duck.
Oh god, the dreams of the- This is the first reference of the episode, getting in real early, boom, out of the gate, before a content warning and everything.
How dangerous are you?
Oh man.
I'm only medium dangerous.
Oh, no.
I'm a white man in America.
How dangerous could I be?
With a gas gun?
Very.
If you had more access to firearms, you could be terribly dangerous.
However, you could also be a right-wing hero if you did that, so who knows?
I was trying to think of any appropriate joke I could make about a white guy with a gas gun, and all the ones I thought were a little too punchy.
So, as we are getting punchy, we are also going to get into the QAnon, which means we have to play our content warning.
Content warning.
The Adventures in Hellworld podcast talks in depth about QAnon, which means we have to talk about all kinds of child abuse and violence against people.
Listener discretion advised.
Content warning over.
It was a Nazi that I was thinking about.
Yes.
Now that you've been warned about what we think our enemies are, we will tell you they're basically Nazis.
The thin blue line flag is a Nazi flag.
I was looking through Qdrops to start this episode and as I was scrolling through them, Q actually posted the thin blue line flag as a Qdrop with no context.
Just boom!
That flag.
That's a Qdrop.
That's all you need to know.
When the hell did that happen?
A few months ago.
I would guess four or five months ago.
It would be great if he was doing it now with completely no context because it's been three or four days since the police have murdered an innocent black person.
I've been busy!
Just no contacts after Trump loses the election.
It's just like, Blue Lives Matter.
They're just like, what does that even fucking mean?
They've been busy being deployed.
Yes.
For, I don't know, defending us from all these riots that happened?
All the Soros-funded riots and all that good stuff, yes.
I mean, it just goes to show you how good the Deep State cover-up was that we didn't hear about it at all.
And we're liberals!
We should be in line for the babies!
I mean, we're not on Parler.
We gotta get on Parler so we can find out about all this.
Yeah, that's where Soros posts all the spicy stuff to let us know where to go for the... They're gonna dope test me for adrenochrome before I try to join Parler and they're gonna throw me out.
They're gonna say, no sir.
They're gonna say, your blood is too filled with child murder.
That's where the Proud Boys... The Proud Boys said they don't have to stand down anymore.
They announced that all on Parlor.
Yeah, if I can bring it.
I mean, at this point, now that the election is over and it's like, you know, whatever, it's just... Maybe we just need them to stop standing anything and actually get active so that way we can crush them and that can be the end of it.
That would be for the best if the Proud Boys were to go away in any way, shape, or form because they are neo-Nazis and just scum.
Oh, well this is good.
I was about to naturally segue into it, but I'm going to do this even more natural segue to say this is a good time to go into Q's in the News because I just remembered something I want to start with.
That sounds like a plan, so let's do that right now.
What's everyone's favorite death cult been up to this past week?
It's time for Q's in the News!
Alright, so did y'all see that video of Alex Jones flipping out in that restaurant on people?
Oh, that was a new one?
There's a video from some restaurant in Texas of Alex Jones losing his mind.
I'm not even sure if it's recent.
Is that a recent video?
It's a little old.
He did that a while ago.
That was one of his many media forays into trying to get himself to go viral by being a stupid punk.
He did that one.
uh then a while later on he his wife got kicked out of like some uh park trail because like they were like they were like hey we're trying to minimize uh attendance to this park trail due to covid so you gotta call us ahead of time and then he like showed up at like a bunch of teenagers who were monitoring the trail he showed up at like their like work airspace with like a tiny bullhorn and yelled at them and they were just sort of like okay old man whatever leave us alone and That shit is irrelevant.
The one I saw was him losing his mind at some Lucy's restaurant in Texas.
He was getting angry and trying to get into this kid's face.
Somebody off camera for talking shit about him and other conservatives he was with.
Yeah.
Anyway, it would only just be one thing if he was just, like, standing up and, like, getting loud or whatever, but he was, like, vibrating with, like, violent fury, and his fist was bunched up, and the whole time I was watching this video, I was just like, oh my god, I wish a fella would.
I really wish that he would come up to me with that kind of energy.
If Alex Jones wants to fight me, I will fist fight him anytime he wants.
You want to come into an establishment?
You want to come into an establishment?
I mean that.
I'm sitting down, enjoying my Flappy Jacks.
You walk in.
I say, Alex Jones, you eat dicks.
And he's just like, fuck you, buddy.
And I'm just like, no, fuck you.
And if he wants to fight, we'll fight.
Yeah, no, most recently he got arrested for trying to start a riot at a ballot counting station.
Yeah, he was in Arizona with a man-sized bullhorn doing his whole, the answer to 1984 is 1776 nonsense, because that's one of his dumb slogans that he enjoys so very much.
And one of the funniest things was he's screaming about all the evil people that are trying to rule our world and at one point he's talking about George Soros and then he like yelled, these people are Nazis!
So he was like calling a rich Jew a Nazi.
And you could, like, feel the crowd was, like, kind of weird.
Because the crowd was like, hey, wait.
We're Nazis.
The Nazis are the bad guys now, Alex?
What's going on here?
And then Alex just, like, kept moving along and screaming and yelling.
There's, like, one single brave white soul in the crowd goes, what's so bad about being a Nazi?
Alex Jones has to go, humming a humming a humming a humming a. Yeah! Rodney Dandreville tug on the collar. It's been
the entire Republican Party. Well, not as much as I'd hoped.
Oh God. I'm wondering, yeah.
The funniest thing is, when you get into this whole thing about the Nazis and QAnon and people like Alex Jones, is
that they love throwing around the slur of Nazi as a way to define their enemies as monsters and murderers and just
absolutely the worst people on earth.
But then when they actually are amongst themselves and talking about World War II, they'll be like, oh yeah, you know who the good guys in World War II were?
The Nazis.
They were actually the good people doing the right thing.
And they were defeated by the bad guys who did the wrong thing.
Do they really say that?
Yes!
Joe M., who is like one of the biggest QAnon prophet this size of Q himself, he loves running around saying that Angela Merkel is Hitler's daughter and all this other stuff and pissing and whining about that.
But then you go to his Gab or his Parler or whatever non-Twitter account he feels like using that day And he actually had a conversation with someone where he was like, you do know that the Japanese and Germans were the good guys in World War II because they kicked the Rothschild banks out of their countries and like that was why that's why they got like attacked and fucked up by the rest of the world because the rest of the world was run by the Jews who were mad at the Axis for doing what they did and that's why they had to be put down.
I feel like as a group what we should do... I forgot all about Gab.
I remembered about Parler but I forgot about Gab.
I feel like as a group we should pool our resources and we should start a new racist social media alternative and we can call it like Nazi but N-A-Z with two E's.
Nazi.
And, uh, like, you know, we'll just be- Nancy?
Nancy.
Yeah.
It's pronounced NAY-zee.
And, uh, yeah.
And then, uh, we can try to crack all these horrible assholes by playing the part, like doing a- doing sort of like a Nazi-style Stephen Colbert, where we just, like, trick people into thinking that we're on their team when they don't realize that we're laughing at them, while secretly mining all of their data so that we can give it to the liberal conspiracy.
Let's go boys.
Oh, I'm gonna quit Nazi bucks and get out.
Yes, I was actually, when you were talking about that, I was thinking about an anti-censorship
platform called Not-C for censorship, but it's actually not- That one also works.
That's a good one.
That one also works, that's a good one. You can tip your favorite people on the platform with Nazi gold.
Yeah!
Put Nazi gold on the platform for all sorts of perks.
Yes.
Oh man.
In Japan it's Unit 731.
Yep.
Oh man.
Just the absolute... but yeah it's just their worldview is just so warped that They'll, like, one day condemn you as a Nazi and then the next day be like, look, the Nazis were actually in the right.
They were the good guys.
Well, remember, these are the people who are hooked on Q's feelin'.
From the beginning, where he was just like, there are not as many bad actors as you would think, but they're everywhere.
There are simultaneously not that many of them, but they are omnipresent.
And speaking of that, we're on, what is this, day eight with no cue?
Uh, yep.
Day 7.
Because Q posted... Q posted early the morning of the election, which was like literally the laziest Q drop ever.
Again, it was just like... It was that Abraham Lincoln quote in The Last of the Mohicans music.
Yeah, The Last of the Mohicans music, Abe Lincoln quote, and then Q was just like, so long and thanks for all the fish, idiots.
And right now, because QAnon lives only to try to drive square pegs in the round holes, They're trying to wedge this dumb thing that Q said once a million years ago.
Q just said this context free statement, 10 days of darkness.
So now QAnon thinks that Q is going to return on the 13th, having completed his tribulation of 10 days of darkness.
And then he will, I guess, give us the information that proves Trump really won the election and we can start killing all the liberals.
He'll show us what it means to go even further beyond.
Do you know off the top of your head how long has Q been silent?
What's the longest Q has been silent for?
The longest he's been silent for was like the over three months when 8chan was deplatformed and he had to come back on 8kun.
But he has taken two... So that doesn't really count.
He's taken two week plus breaks all the time previously.
I mean, he is an incredibly lazy poster.
The cue that we saw early on in QAnon, where he was just like, every day, constant drops.
Boom, boom, boom.
Just pounding stuff out.
That's not what we see after that.
Constantly playing himself off and then coming back for an encore like six minutes later.
Yes, exactly.
None of that.
He's like, good night, good night, Patriots, and God bless you.
Six minutes later, hey, what's up, Patriots?
I'm back!
The panic we're seeing now is not the panic we'll see if Q remains quiet.
If Q goes dark for a month, that'll be really screwed up.
There was a period of time this year, there were two months in a row Where Q like didn't post for the entire first half of the month like he was just I think it was August and September he was just radio silent for the entire start of the month and then he just like showed up at the back end of the month to be like hey guys just reminding you that I still exist and I'm here to peddle nonsense and lie to you.
I mean it was he was just such a uh he was just not into the the gimmick at all yeah july 31st was a q drop and then he didn't post again until august 17th and then he put in a little work he posted on all of the 17th the 19th the 20th and the 26th of august then he gave up on that
He posted on September 2nd and then was like, Oh God, I'm so tired.
Didn't post again until the 8th.
And he just does this.
He just takes long breaks repeatedly over the course of the year.
Cause he just doesn't have a lot of stuff to say.
Even God got sleepy after six days.
This is true.
Yeah.
Even Almighty God needed to rest a little.
Do you think this is doing any damage to the Q brand with This is their darkest time right now.
This is the Ten Days of Darkness.
The storm wave is cresting.
Well, the thing is that the QAnon promoters, aided and abetted by right-wing scumlords that are completely happily trafficking in this nonsense, are like have picked up the mantle for Q and are running with that ball as aggressively as they possibly can because lying to people about this shit is just so profitable and it's such a good way to keep things moving along and now if you're a disreputable blue check mark on Twitter who's a Republican
You have the biggest audience in the world of idiots that will listen to anything you have to say.
There was this big thing that I saw from various people, both blue checks and quote-unquote reporters that don't have them, where they were like, CNN has retracted their calls of Georgia and Arizona Like, liberal tears flowing.
It's all happening.
Like, the Trump victory, because he's going to really win these states, is imminent.
And if you were following election coverage, you know that nobody has called Georgia because it's going to a recount and can't be called until the recount is completed.
And everyone except for the Associated Press and Fox didn't call Arizona.
So, no, CNN did not pull those calls.
They never made them in the first place, you lying pricks.
Uh, and the reason why everyone called the election is because everyone called Pennsylvania, which had more than enough electoral votes to put Biden over the top anyways.
So, and it's just like...
This aggressive gaslighting by not even just like QAnon dipshits.
It's like Ryan Forerunner and all these other people who actually get paid real money by right-wing grift circles are like insane.
So when do we start getting paid doing our left-wing grift?
Who the fuck do we have to get in touch with to start getting that left-wing money?
The left wing needs a better grift engine than it currently has because like obviously people that are willing to lie for money are given jobs on the right wing.
This guy who I've never heard before but has a blue check mark named Daniel Bosick He was one of the guys that was like, CNN just changed Georgia and Arizona back to toss up.
And then he replied to himself and he's like, I see people saying CNN didn't technically call these states.
Well, they were hinting they were going to go to Biden.
So it's like, so real quick, let's Let's dive into how many QAnon supporters got elected and then let's do our own shilling because we've got to do it at the top.
But yeah, take me through the QAnon following No senators, just Congress people?
Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert are two QAnon Congresswomen in the U.S.
House of Representatives.
As someone pointed out on Twitter, the Republicans are going to have more QAnon believers in their caucus than they are going to have African Americans.
That is where the Republican Party exists in the year of our Lord, 2021, when they're sworn in.
What are you trying to imply there, Meek?
Abraham Lincoln was a racist.
Er, a Republican.
That was all twisted up in my own head.
Oh, with the hottest takes.
Hot takes!
This is where I pull off the Masked Scooby-Doo style and reveal that I am here to show for the Republicans.
You know who was really racist?
Abraham Lincoln.
Nope, I just meant to say Republican.
It came out racist because, you know.
They're the same thing.
How could you possibly make that mistake?
Yeah, but yeah, I mean it's just really, it's really insane that this is where we're at, where the Republicans were not able to find anyone that's an African American to run for national, the House or the Senate or anything for them.
I mean, I know Tim Scott's a Republican from South Carolina.
So don't try to catch me there, folks.
But they just couldn't field a candidate for the House that could win that was African-American.
However, they were able to find two QAnon grifters who had no problem sliding into the halls of power in America.
Considering where the Q phenomenon originated from, aka the cesspools of 4chan and its ilk, it's really surprising to me that people would be able to, that Q followers would get behind women at all, even if they're on message women.
Because as far as I know, racism and child abuse aside, those message boards are mostly known for misogyny.
Oh yeah, I mean, yeah.
I think it's kind of one of those things where they're backing these women because they fit the agenda and they give them a shield.
Look, we're not raging misogynists.
We totally voted for these women exclusively because they're parroting our weird hate-filled conspiracy nonsense now to a national audience.
Although, Taylor Greene has been coy about this.
I mean, Taylor Greene is just insane.
I mean, she is... Real quick, who's Taylor Greene?
She's the one from Georgia who is just an outright conspiracy lunatic.
QAnon was a natural progression for all the terrible and hateful things she had said in her life and so that was going to happen for her.
Um, and ever since the elections happened, like, her Twitter timeline is just nothing but, like, Twitter putting up fucking banners on her being, this tweet is not right, this tweet is a lie, this tweet is a lie.
Please stop lying, Congresswoman-elect.
You are really hurting it.
You're making Twitter sad.
Whereas, Boebert, I'm sure, is doing that stuff also, but she was just kind of like, after she won her primary, she was like, yeah, QAnon, smell you later, suckers.
So, She was more of just a outright grifter that was just using anything she could to... You're saying that where she went one, she went alone?
Yes.
She didn't bring the rest of the party with her?
No, not so much.
She was in this... Turns out surfing that storm wave is a one-person endeavor.
Damn right, yeah.
She was just there to try to offset the financial advantages her Republican primary opponent had against her by being the viral candidate.
And one of the ways she could be viral was by winking and nodding at QAnon and being a bro for them.
And then once she actually upset that guy and won the Republican nomination, She immediately did the famous Donald Trump pivot, as it were, to the middle by being all like, oh, QAnon?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Never heard of them.
Bye!
Runs away.
So yeah, so her act... The old Donald Trump dodge.
QAnon.
Don't know who they are.
All I know about them is they hate pedophiles.
Hard to get offended about that.
Anyway, moving on.
Right, yeah.
No, we're not moving on.
We're going to talk about what they mean.
That is who we have in Congress, which is terrifying.
But if you want to just now dip into the shillery, as it were, Yeah, give us that good show.
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El's setup now is improving, so he is no longer talking to us live from the Grand Canyon, which is awesome.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I was gonna make some sort of playful joke about how much better I sounded this week now that we're finally starting to get everything together, but then I forgot.
Right around the same time where I forgot that we were supposed to be shilling.
I thought about fucking the idea of possibly finding Alex Jones and all the blood rushed to my penis and I stopped thinking properly.
The powerful eroticism of punching Alex Jones in the head will distract many a mortal man from their duties of pandering for dollars In end-stage capitalism.
And I have to say, the context is important.
I'm not saying that I want to go and fight Alex Jones for no reason.
I am saying that if Alex Jones comes at me with an antagonistic and violent energy, then I would be happy to pummel his weak face.
Yes.
And if our prattling into these Yeti microphones isn't good enough for your money, please donate to love146.org.
They are an anti-human trafficking organization that actually does the work that QAnon claims they are doing, but do not.
And beyond all of that, just give your money to the Georgia runoff races, because they're going to be kind of important.
One of my friends texted me a couple days after the election was over, and he said, how much money is going to get spent on the Georgia runoffs?
And I replied to him, $2.3 trillion.
And he said, I will take the over on that easily.
So, yes.
I feel like if you live in the state of Georgia, you're just going to have people knocking on your door constantly.
Every ad on your television will be either an attack ad or an ad boosting a politician.
It is going to be insufferable and maddening your life over the next couple of months as we head towards January 5th and the runoffs.
That's it.
That's a pretty good segue into something I really wanted to talk about.
Sweet!
How awful Georgia is and how it's always going to be a horrible way to name it.
Well, they gave us some good music.
So, does Trumpism go away here now?
Or do we see a bunch of the Republican Party distance themselves from it?
Or does Trumpism stick around and split the Republicans' conservative base?
Does it form a new party?
A new, awful, shittier party?
I think that Republicans are, like, really pragmatic because They have lost the popular vote now in 7 out of the last 8 US presidential elections.
They know they are the minority party.
They somehow pulled like 8 million more votes out of their butts this year over the last time Donald Trump ran for president.
They got 71 million votes when last time he got 63.
And they still lost incredibly comfortably because there are just more people that hate them than like them.
So as much as I would love to believe that there would be like a a splintering in a third party where you have the Republican Party then you'd have like the Trump Party.
I feel like they're all just like so scared of the fact that they know America on some level actually resents and hates them that they will find ways to like break bread and have common ground so that they don't lose they don't become a regional party that's totally worthless.
But there is definitely the possibility that Some sort of fractioning or some kind of apathy or disillusionment might set into the rank and file that the powers that be and the money people aren't able to fix.
I think the Georgia runoff will be very interesting as a barometer of that because on the one hand you're going to have the Democrats energized, crazy, Probably having Biden go down to Georgia and do a little campaigning, if he can, to try to push the Democrats over the finish line to get to a tie in the Senate where they have the majority because the Vice President breaks ties.
Who's the woman who's doing all the campaigning down there?
Stacey Abrams.
Stacey Abrams.
Yeah, she's been the one who's done Herculean efforts fighting the voter fraud and suppression of Georgia.
I hope that, like, Blue Georgia is a reflection of the incredible work she has done.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how fucked up do you think it is that me and you can't keep all of these politicians of importance straight, but we can name a lot of Pokemon?
My brain is a worthless pile of garbage. I can just like, oh yeah, who's that uh, who's that
politician that's doing the good work down in Georgia? Oh Stacey Abrams. Okay cool. Uh, who's
that uh, who's that bird Pokemon with the onion in its mouth? Oh that's far-fetched. I can figure
out that one immediately. Boom. Right out the gate. Yeah, uh, it's um, but yeah, it's gonna be very
interesting here because like you're going to have, there's no way Democrats can't be motivated here.
They won Georgia by like 0.0001%, but a W is a W in the Electoral College, so thanks Jimmy Madison.
But they won Georgia.
They need these two seats for a Senate majority.
So you know the Democrats are going to show up for this.
The question now really is, is how much do the Republicans show up for this?
Because runoff elections in Georgia have always benefited Republicans.
They've always benefited Republicans.
Like the Democrat always manages to pull the Republican to like 49.1% and everyone's like oh shit a runoff it's gonna be so great and then the Republican wins the runoff like 55-45 and everyone's like oh right Georgia we're never gonna win but now you have like new and improved blue Georgia and you have Democrats hyper motivated and What is the Republican voter base's reaction actually going to be?
Are they going to be like, we got to stop the Democrats from getting in the Senate, we got to go all out for this?
Or are they going to be like, well, Trump said it's all rigged, so why even bother showing up?
And Trump ain't even on the ballot, so why do I care?
That's like the $64 question, really, is like, how much of this voting is cult of personality Donald Trump And just loving Trump and him sticking it to the libs and how much of it is actual like voting for Republicans because the Republicans give you what you want.
I mean it's it's gonna be very interesting to see What Republican turnout is without Trump in Georgia.
And I mean, Lord knows if Trump's even going to bother campaigning for those people.
I mean, he's a narcissist.
He's a whiny piss baby that only cares about himself.
Is he actually going to do Mitch McConnell and the Republicans a solid and go down to Georgia and talk about crooked Hillary Clinton and sleepy Joe Biden?
Or is he just going to play golf until he's not president anymore and then just play golf as not president?
I guarantee he wants to get Perp walked out of the White House.
We're not getting a concession speech.
Oh, no way.
Zero percent chance of a concession speech.
He wants the visuals of getting perp walked out of the White House.
Yeah, that seems like absolutely the sort of thing that puffs Donald Trump's marshmallow.
Yes.
Oh, man.
The victimhood that he'll be able to claim.
The martyrdom.
Oh, it'll be...
He would literally get like perp walked off the White House grounds, hop on his plane, and then go to like some pre-arranged rally in some blood-red state like Kansas or Oklahoma or whatever and immediately give a speech about how shameful and disgraceful it was that he had the election stolen from him and that the corrupt Secret Service just walked him off the White House lawn and how everyone knows he's still truly the president.
I mean, In a way this is like the best possible thing that could happen for him because he doesn't have to do any more work.
He doesn't actually have to be the president and listen to people whine at him and try to give him intelligence briefings that he ignores or any of that crap.
For the next four years he gets to just talk about how he's going to run in 2024 and win back the presidency, call Joe Biden a loser and do rallies and just be happy and hope he doesn't get arrested.
He's going to make America great again again.
Yes!
Yeah, exactly.
So when he gets elected in 2024, does that make him the 45th and the 47th president, or is he still just the 45th?
45th and 47th.
That precedent was set and confirmed by Grover Cleveland, who is our 22nd and 24th president.
Oh, you know, you learn something every day.
So, speaking of going forward without Trump, Where does Q go here?
Where do they all go from here?
Let's segue into our next bit.
What does Q look like from here?
Well, the thing is, is that right now you have this moment.
This moment frozen in amber.
Because it's so funny the way QAnon grifters and promoters act.
They always act like tomorrow doesn't exist.
They always act like there's never going to be a day of reckoning.
They spent four years acting like this election was never going to happen and if it did happen Trump would win in a landslide, so why even worry about it?
And then it happened and Trump lost and they immediately ignored it and now they're just barreling headlong into Biden's inauguration on January 20th pretending that won't happen, pretending that none of that will matter.
And so we have this Horribly annoying two-month window of these ding-dongs riling themselves up, freaking each other out, getting even more hyped.
It's like a daily contest.
To see who is the most arrogant, most braggadocious, most confident in Trump's impending victory every day.
And all of these guys are just gunning for the gold medal all the time.
None of these people who are making money or have any level of internet fame have even remotely suggested for a moment that Biden will ever be sworn in on January 20th.
It's an impossibility.
So who's the Starscream?
Who's gunning for the Megatron that is Q?
Well you have all these different guys.
You have Praying Medic, you have Julian's Rum, Joe M got kicked off Twitter but he's still on Gabin Parlor and people respect and love Joe M a lot and he sneaks onto Twitter every now and then.
You have Incarnate in ET.
You have QTAA.
Jordan Sather just got kicked off Twitter again.
He'll probably be back shortly.
Although he's like trying to sue YouTube and all this other stuff.
But you have so many grifters that are trying... Of course you have our bros in The Matrix and Spooky Groove.
You just have all of these schmucks.
Screaming and yelling that like the Trump can't lose and the problem is is they really can't like I don't know stake out a position of leadership or anything because they're all just saying the same thing.
They're all just saying that Sometime in the next week or two.
It's always the next week or two.
The voter fraud will be exposed.
Pennsylvania will be called for Trump.
Arizona will be called for Trump.
Nevada will be called for Trump.
Trump will win all 50 states.
Our boy CJ Truth today tweeted out that the Republicans are going to win the House, the Senate, and the White House.
So forget even just Trump.
They're going to flip the House when all the truth comes out.
Party hats.
Yeah, I mean, it's just, they're so insane and insufferable.
So what do you think their new grift is after this?
Like, you know, somebody came over, some well-to-do idiot came over and called them out in front of God and everybody, and showed everyone how their three-card monte worked.
So now they can't three-card monte anybody anymore.
So what, like, in your kind of professional opinion, what do you think the next grift line is for Q?
The next script line is to just make this like a... just to fold this back into the Illuminati New World Order shit that had sort of been flipped into QAnon, as it were.
Because before, all any of us idiots that were... Like a pancake, or a crepe of sadness.
Yes, exactly!
Oh god, the crepe of sadness that is QAnon.
Yes, the pizzone of sadness that is QAnon.
The pizzone of sadness seems a little redundant.
That's like a KFC famous bowl of sadness.
It's an entire fifth of vodka to your face of sadness.
But yeah, the thing is that so many people who don't understand this shit were saying to themselves, oh, when Trump loses, that'll wake these people up to the fact that they've been lied to.
I didn't believe that for a second.
Trust me, I've heard it.
Because, again, these people just want their family members back.
They just want their loved ones to not be dumb, insane people.
And it sucks.
But the thing is, is that Trump was just the latest layer on a cake of shit that began with the protocols of the Elders of Zion and just rampant anti-Semitism.
And then that had the framework of the Illuminati then placed over it.
And then over the top of that was like satanic panic, blah, blah, blah.
And then you had Trump.
So like when you scoop the Trump layer of shit off of this thing, you still have the Illuminati under it.
So just because Trump lost, doesn't mean that Hillary Clinton isn't eating babies.
It doesn't mean that Tom Hanks... So do you think that Trump allows himself to just get scraped off?
Or do you think he starts wallowing in the rest of the shit?
It'll be very interesting to see if Trump actually goes full-blown QAnon or not.
That will be really interesting.
Because again, I think Trump's just a moron who doesn't know shit about shit.
I agree for the most part, but I do think that Trump knows where his fanbases are.
Uh, now that it is no longer, like, kind of actively poisonous to his political career that he's not going to be doing anymore.
Like, I feel like he could... I mean, he might be able to rope it into also doing, like, a 2024 bid, like, but with the backing of Q support from the beginning.
Or I think that he could just make that his personal new grift, where he could just be like, I was defeated by the cabal because no one man can defeat them.
We have to rise up together.
And then...
$50,000 play fundraisers to hear Donald Trump tell you about how the Jews control the media.
I think that's completely possible.
I just wonder if... Terrifying.
It really just comes down to how much of this shit have Dan Scavino, Steve Bannon, and the other chuckle fucks who people associate with being either Q Whisperers or Q Adjacents.
How many of those people have pumped Donald Trump full of this shit to know it?
Because I feel like, as you said, if Trump understands QAnon on any level more than, they don't like pedophiles and they like me, so they're good in my book.
If someone could actually sit him down and get him to go over the CliffsNotes version of QAnon and mouth their talking points, and he knew he could make a buck off of it, oh my god, Trump would absolutely do that shit and go QAnon.
And if he, like, was the vanquished martyr of this thing, if he was like JFK that didn't get shot, but just got screwed out of the presidency, I mean, hey, that's the QAnon mythos, is it Kennedy?
Yeah, I know.
It just, it still bums me out.
My personal hope slash fear is that all these grifters like Q just goes away never comes back uh and all these grifters start shilling their competing theories and the whole movement like sets upon itself like packs of dogs like oh i believe in joe m i believe in
I mean, that sounds like a nice pipe dream and all, but at the end of that process, you know what you have?
You have only the biggest, strongest dog remains, and its belly is full with the meat of all of its weaker brethren.
So then you have to deal with this one souped-up, incredibly turgid dog.
I mean, that's what we have right now with QAnon, so for a while... Oh, I think the dog could get way more bloated and powerful.
God.
Imagine Joe Biden gets actually put in the White House the way he should.
After all the shit blows over, and then Donald Trump holds a press conference, and during that press conference he just says, where we go one, we go all.
Boom.
The dog just got way bigger.
Donald Trump just ate Q, and now Q just resides in the belly of Donald Trump.
The Highlander style?
Donald Trump heads Q ritualistically at a press conference and now he is the one true immortal of QAnon.
I hadn't thought about that and that is terrifying.
If he fully steers into the skin and embraces the quiet and I I understand how I'm using that.
The quiet racism that he has engendered and is his base, if he just embraces it and starts saying the quiet part loud, yeah, he really could energize that racist, racist Q base.
Yeah, I mean, we all thought Alex Jones was bad, but Alex Jones didn't really have anything going for him beyond just being racist and loud on a platform.
Donald Trump is racist and loud on a platform and the former president of the United States.
Right, exactly.
I mean, Trump could just say, hey OAN, let's be partners.
Let's do Trump television.
And by the way, now we're going to legitimize QAnon.
on a media platform that is now associated with a former president. So like that is a thing that
could actually happen where you have Donald Trump and Michael Flynn is already full-blown QAnon. I
mean he is absolutely just grabbing these suckers, flipping them upside down, shaking them until all
the money falls out of their pockets, then throwing them on the ground collecting their money as they
sob in gratitude that he did it to them.
They're the world's biggest suckers and they love Michael Flynn more than a five-year-old loves their mommy.
It is Psychotic and terrible, how bad it is.
So you could have that happen so easily where you have people that were respected in some way, shape, or form on a national level just being openly and loudly QAnon promoters and broadcasters.
Um, to the rank and file who want to hear that shit and we'll somehow square the circle that all of Q's big talk about winning was some sort of smokescreen for the fact that winning was going to be really hard and aw shucks we didn't get it done this time but maybe next time we'll beat the bad guys so uh stay tuned boys and girls because it's gonna happen Let's break it down.
What are our theories now and what happens to Q?
There's the Highlander theory that Donald Trump just absorbs him and becomes and takes on the powers of Q. There's my Hydra theory where they split off and like Darwin and then L has the Darwin theory if they all split off in different directions then they just devour each other until only the strongest remains.
Well, I think the big thing is it really depends on if Trump does something directly with them or not because Really it is going to be a bunch of squabbling grifters trying to create a narrative but I feel like if you're those dudes you understand that cooperation is better than competition and some guy might step out of line and you might have to call him out for that down the line but they all want to have QAnon conferences at hotels where like 300 people show up and pay money to hear them talk.
They want to keep this moving along.
So they're going to find a way to do it.
And they're just going to have to say that they lost.
Somehow, the Deep State was just so powerful and so strong, it was able to over... It was the easiest thing in the world to say they lost.
The Deep State lizard people...
Like, we're stronger than we ever could have imagined.
Like, they've baked in... Q baked in how we lose already.
Oh yeah, I mean, that's the whole thing.
I mean, these people pulled off 9-11.
They've pulled off every war in the history of humanity.
They're the roughest, toughest hombres in the world.
So, us getting all gung-ho over Donald Trump, pulling a fast one on him and getting to beat him...
We were perhaps too optimistic.
We were perhaps a little too bold in our assumptions that we could get a W there.
But now we're awake.
Now we know.
And the next president we get in, they'll be able to do it.
They'll be able to save the world.
So...
Looking for heroes, looking for the next messiah, looking for the next presidential candidate that will become a part of QAnon and I think that's what that'll be like kind of like the biggest thing that can happen to them is in 2024 We're going to have a QAnon primary in the Republican Party.
We're actually going to have QAnon have a preferred candidate.
And if that candidate wins or not will be a big thing about what they do politically from there on out.
Because they're very lazy.
They're not going to actually like work on anything for like three years.
They're just going to wait for Ted Cruz, who's acting like a colossal tool bag right now about, hey, this election thing's looking kind of fishy to me.
I don't know what's going on.
Fuck you, Ted Cruz.
Mike Pompeo came out today and was like, I'm transitioning to Donald Trump's second term!
Suck my dick, libs!
So it's like you have these assholes like trying to pull shit and are saying things that play really well of the QAnon base and it's like which one of those assholes like goes for the brass ring in 2024?
And does QAnon, like, pick one of them and say, you're our champion!
Go get him, boy!
I mean, if Michael Flynn ran for president, 100% QAnon would rally behind him, like you fucking read about.
It would be horrifying having Michael Flynn in the Republican primary, literally finishing all of his stump speeches with, where we go one, we go all, and having a crowd roar in approval to it.
Horrifying to think about, indeed.
I have a person who is literally queuing on, literally running for president.
And whenever the media would ask him about it, I'd be like, I don't know what you're
talking about, wink, nod, wink, wink.
And it's just like, fuck you.
God damn it.
This is really horrifying.
Horrifying to think about, indeed.
Well, so we talked about our potential grim futures with the always enigmatic and mutatable
queue phenomena.
So let's talk about something a little bit pleasant.
Circle back to something we did on Election Special Part 1 last week.
We discussed whether or not people were going to stand by their man or whether or not people were going to be jumping ship from the sinking Trump empire.
So, Mike, tell us we've got some good news.
Has anybody seemed to abandon the rank and file yet?
Uh, no.
Oh god, no.
It's worse than we ever could have imagined.
Yeah, I mean, literally everybody is just sticking by him at this point.
Everyone that's in his pocket is still just like, yes, the election was rigged.
Only two or three Republicans have acknowledged... Yeah, Lisa McCurlskill from Alaska.
I think Mitt Romney gave him a brofist.
But you got Mitch McConnell saying, hey, look, voter fraud!
Again, you just had Pompeo say his thing about Trump winning a second term.
I mean, it is...
It is crazy how much deference these people have to Trump in all of this nonsense when they know they have nothing.
The legal challenge in Arizona is the funniest thing in the world because Trump is losing by 16 or 15,000 votes depending on where you look at the tally.
And right now in Arizona Trump's lawyers are challenging 180 ballots.
You know what's even better about Arizona?
The Navajo tribe as one voted, I might be getting this wrong, they voted 80 to 90% for
Biden and they are a tribe of 80,000.
So it is very fair for a number of reasons Trump is losing Arizona.
But one of the big ones is the Navajo tribe.
They got organized and went and voted and they said no.
I mean every hot take here, every white person in America, like we didn't win this election.
Oh god, no.
No.
No.
I mean, I remember in 2012, someone said that if you mapped out the demographics of the 1980 election and put those demographics in 2012, Romney would have blown out Obama because like Democrats... Democrats are like aiming for like 40% of the white vote and that's like kind of like their like cap.
I don't know what... I haven't seen the demographic breakdown for Biden yet but white people as a whole don't vote Democrat.
It's just like the thing because the Republican Party is the party of white people.
And white racists as it were and you get to find out well a lot of white people cool with racism and it's not great I mean it is so like heartbreaking When the election night was rolling around and they would say, and Oklahoma has been called for Trump.
And my mom would just yell, why are these people voting for him?
And I'm like, mom, you, you sweet summer child.
Oh my God.
Like.
Bro, America has always voted against its own best interests.
Oh, it's brutal.
It's absolutely brutal.
But I mean, it's just the nature of the political parties since 1980 and the Great Realignment after the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and all the dust settled where the people that wanted civil rights and wanted black people to be treated like humans became Democrat supporters and the racists became Republicans.
And this is just an objective part of our history and the people that deny that are in the pockets of Republicans who want to lie to people and tell them that they're not racist when they vote for racists.
It's gonna be great once we get all this like racism and sexism and misogyny and all that other shit out of the way and like evolve as a civilization just in time to get back to doing this exact same thing with artificial intelligence.
Oh, oh, Human Lives Matter versus Drone Lives Matter is going to be awesome.
We're probably not going to be around for it, but man, the next couple of generations, at some point that's going to pop off and that's going to be a real fun one.
Oh yeah.
We're just always going to find some new group of entities, as it were, to declare second class citizens and to oppress, as it were, and it's going to suck for that.
That's like me.
I voted for Kodos.
Yeah, exactly.
Thank goodness that you voted for Kodos.
But Cletus, why are you shaking his hand?
He's black.
Well, at least he's a human, isn't he?
That's going to be great.
We're finally going to unify humanity.
Like a weird hatred of artificial life.
Yeah, no Android need apply signs going up everywhere.
It's gonna be awesome.
Do you think we get AI overlords before alien overlords?
Yes.
Yeah, absolutely.
Aliens ain't showing up for a long long time, if ever.
Well, I think if aliens show up, there's not going to be any Overlord about it.
They're just going to kill all of us very easily and steal all of our resources.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
We will be the scum.
That would be like considering yourself like the insect Overlord.
You're like, I am the Overlord of these ants.
And it's like, not really.
You just kill them because you don't like them.
Yeah.
All right.
This is our new segment.
Listener poll for next week.
Let us know.
Aliens or robots take over Earth first.
If robots don't win 90-20, I've lost faith in our listener base.
Speaking of listener engagement, that's a good segue into the last third of the show.
The listener questions.
Bring it.
My body is ready.
Your body is ready, and so is mine.
Our listener questions, um... Do you need us to vamp for you?
Nope, nope, the vamping doesn't need to be done.
Do we need to start playing some ragtime piano over here?
Oh, that'd be awesome if you did, but you don't have to.
Linda W. Croson asks, I wonder how Jordan Sather is handling everything since his Jason Bourne account got suspended before the election.
I'm sure we could find old Sather on Gab or Parler planning his next inroads onto a real social media platform with actual engagement.
All of these guys, they're just so generic.
They're all the same thing.
It's everyone's just Trump won, libs don't know it yet, boy will I enjoy drinking your stupid liberal tears when you find out that Trump won and not even the lying mainstream media can hide it from you.
Yeah, oh man, I mean it's just, it's just all of that stuff.
It's just the same things over and over again, and no you guys, I swear to God my Canadian girlfriend's hot, and she's totally gonna do it with me.
I had to, I don't know who Jason Sather is, so I had to try and look him up real quick, and Google was like, do you mean Jason Statham?
And I was like, I don't think I do Google, but all right.
The two main things you need to know about him is he did a special talking about Nazis living under the South Pole.
He was also on Jim Jether's show as one of four QAnon promoters that was being dunked on.
And you're saying this person is a conservative?
a man but he had some questions about flat earth.
Weird.
So that was, that's the level of brilliance of that man is that...
And you're saying this person is a conservative?
Weird.
That's so weird.
This is who Jordan Sather actually is.
He was a clerk working at a GNC when some grifter walked in started talking to him about like alternative medicine and other scams and Sather was just like I'm in you got me bro And he basically ran out of the GNC and then just became the biggest shill for any conspiracy you can find this side of Flat Earth, which is where he won't go.
It's the American dream, right?
Flat Earth is where he draws the line.
Yeah, Flat Earth is where he draws the line.
Mostly because he can't make a buck off Flat Earth, most likely.
He tried that market and found it was glutted.
I mean, couldn't you start, like, manufacturing and selling discs?
You know, like globes, but for flat-earth idiots?
Now that you've brought that up, maybe he could do that.
There's gotta be somebody out there already doing that, right?
Yeah, no, watch on Netflix.
Watch Behind the Curve or whatever the flat-earth documentary is.
There's a guy that makes... I almost called them flat-earth globes.
They're not.
They're dioramas.
They're discs and they have a little...
Uh, LED sun and moon that orbit over inside a plastic bubble.
I want one so bad, but it would mean giving, like, a thousand dollars to some, like, piece of shit.
Do you suppose that if he, uh, if you ordered one, he could get it to you?
Do you suppose he ships across the globe?
You know what, folks?
I love your hard pivot off that like the David Letterman number one thing on the top ten list where they always put a clunker in it number one so you just immediately drop the list and go on to the next segment.
That was just like so beautiful the way you did that.
I loved it.
Thanks for the question.
Unfortunately, I didn't have much input on that, because I don't know who the fuck that guy is, aside from the fact that I recognize his dumb, Jason Bourne Twitter icon.
But aside from that, he is the same as any of these other essentially faceless white racists.
They're just all the same person, and if we could just melt all of them down into a single person, that would make them a lot easier to hate.
Yeah.
So, um...
Uh, Loretta, uh, fucking dissenting irony, uh, two, uh, gay pride flags, two blue wave emojis, uh, pretty much- Better replace one of those waves with a storm cloud.
Yes, yes.
Storm waves.
Yeah, put a storm in front of the wave.
We need the storm waves.
Um...
Their question is incredibly long and I'm going to sum it up with basically, what happens if Trump actually calls for civil unrest and a revolution to save his presidency from the fraudulent election that the deep state have inflicted upon him?
And does ICE and the Department of Homeland Security or anyone else actually back his play along with the Proud Boys and the other morons?
Or does that not get off the ground as it were?
Wow, that must have been a long fuckin' question if that was a summary.
Yeah, it was... Did they manage to get that question in at 145 characters or whatever?
It was... the question went over four tweets that were all full.
Oh, okay.
Wow.
That is some sick enthusiasm from the listener base.
You love to see it.
Yes.
People will absolutely back it.
The question is... it would come down to the military.
Well, the National Guards.
Uh, but no, individuals would absolutely back it if Trump was just like, stand up, no more standing down, stand up.
Like, yeah, no, they would go wild.
And, uh, there would be riots and guns in the streets.
For how long?
Ooh, I don't know.
Yeah, the problem is that I just don't think that there's really enough of an appetite for people to want this kind of thing to happen where they have enough power in our society or our government to do anything.
Like, if the Proud Boys started breaking shit in a city, the cops wouldn't side with them.
The cops would be like, hey, knock that off.
Because you're white rioters, and we're going to give you a pass until you get on our nerves too much.
And then if the Proud Boys push it too much, then the cops should be like, God damn it, now we have to rescue you stupid morons.
It was really funny, because like, last night, ContraPoints, who's one of my favorite people I read on YouTube, or watch on YouTube, I should say, actually posted a long thing about like how, can Trump do this?
Can Trump take over America?
Will there be a fascist coup?
And I was basically like, no, that will not happen.
Uh, because first of all, like no one will back his play.
And second of all, when you just look at like cold soulless capitalism in America, you think the Walmart family wants like a general strike or riots?
I think the Walmarts love riots.
I mean, that sells a lot of trash cans.
Yes.
Well, I think personally that if Trump got up in his shit and decided to actually try to mobilize people to do a thing, even if he was just like, hey, now is the time, people.
Arise and start murdering non-whites.
And then the Proud Boys showed up and started doing that.
I feel like that would only last for as long as there was a few instances of it before the people that like support Trump realize the situation they're in where it's just like oh at this point supporting Donald Trump is supporting like actual sedition so the buck is gonna stop here like yeah I think I'm sure I'm sure a lot of these people are willing to stick with Donald Trump for as long as it's not going to affect them permanently in the rest of their life in any sort of meaningful way but as soon as it comes down to like the sort of
Yeah, that's America.
America loves quiet racism.
that that would start to, that would be the harbinger for.
I feel like a lot of his support would melt away really quickly as people realized,
oh, if we lose this fight, we're going to get tried and executed.
Excellent, wonderful.
Yeah, that's America.
America loves quiet racism, like not serving, not seating that black person
before they seat a white person.
And giving, pulling over that Mexican and giving him a speeding ticket.
I don't think, when it comes down to it, a lot of Americans have the appetite for actual shoot-em-in-the-street racism.
Yeah, I agree.
It's one thing to... That's what it really comes down to with QAnon is that they dream of Trump killing all their enemies for them.
Because they don't want to do it themselves.
They don't have the heart, the stomach, or the guts to actually kill their enemies.
They just want it done.
They just want it to happen.
They just want to wake up one day and find all the bad people dead and they are the winners of America.
But to actually earn that victory themselves?
No goddamn way.
No way in hell they're ever gonna do that.
So yeah, I don't... I just don't think that anything like that is even possible in any way, shape, or form.
So... Thank you for the question, though.
Thank you for the robust, in-depth, four-tweet question.
Yeah.
What else we got?
I'm trying to understand...
Oh yeah, this is a question for my HAPS broadcast, which I didn't understand because I didn't realize what I was saying.
So that's fine.
Save it for Dad.
Yes, exactly.
So Abracadabra says, just started listening to your podcast.
Great stuff with a Biden win.
Do you think there will be people out there who will be easier to pull out of the cult?
We know the diehards won't, but perhaps those who are soft-pilled into things like Save Our Children.
I've seen so many people think that the election was going to save things and they didn't realize that QAnon was going to be so comfortable moving that goalpost to the inauguration.
But I think after the inauguration, when Biden's in and there's no denying it, that's going to be a moment where the soft-pilled people and the people who might have some doubts, that's the moment where you're going to be able to try to grab them and do some work on them and get them to move along.
So I'm hopeful.
I mean, it's going to be very interesting to see what happens on that day and the week after Biden is in office.
Because now all... because again, you look anywhere on Twitter and all of these idiots are just like, Trump wins 100%.
There's no way it won't happen.
So it's like they can still do this.
They can still project this bullshit and still be confident and braggadocious.
But when they have to explain that Biden's a clone who's secretly run by Trump who blah blah blah.
I mean when they have to lie about everything even more than they already are.
I just don't know.
I guess the short and probably too optimistic answer is that yes, hopefully it will be easier to pull out some of these people now that the cult leaders don't have the president to point to as an example of their agenda.
Right.
You know what I mean?
But for better or worse, whether or not you like Donald Trump or supported him or whatever, and if you're listening to this, God, I hope you didn't, or you're listening to us out of spite.
We thank you for your listens.
The President of the United States, as a title, has clout.
It just like comes with like baked in like, like currency, like, like, like cultural currency.
Like you just get it when you, when you get that title.
And so for some of these people who are like, you know, in a bad way, or like maybe they have mental health issues
or maybe they're just regular healthy people that are susceptible to some flim flam.
Like you can just be like, Hey, like our guy is in the white house.
Like, our hero, our Jesus, our prophet, our whatever.
He got there.
He's the president.
And like, you can see by what he's doing to the Mexicans and all that stuff that he's on our team.
And then, you know, more soft-willed people might nod their heads and just be like, you know what you're saying makes a little bit of sense.
And then they get their hooks on him.
So hopefully, without being able to point to The head dick of the land being in their pocket.
It'll be easier to pull some of those people out because they're going to lose a lot of that built-in cultural credit.
Yeah, I mean that's like the big thing about Trump being president is that it gives these people hope that they will actually see their victory over their enemies.
Because one day Trump will do the thing that allows them all to be sent to Gitmo.
Whereas once the president is not their like leader of the movement And it's just, a bad guy who worships Satan, now, they don't have any hope.
They don't have any optimism.
There's no, like, quote-unquote good reason to get involved in QAnon, because all you're going to do is, if you get involved in QAnon, is make yourself sad.
Because you're going to find out that the world sucks, and the leader of the free world in America is a blood-drinking Satanist who actually hates America and wants to destroy it.
And that doesn't sound like a really cool thing for me to get involved in.
You mean I get to be sad all the time and turn on the television and every time I see the president I get mad and start crying?
Great!
Can I get two of those please?
I mean, Jesus, that sounds wonderful!
All right, we got any more questions to go through?
We have not so much a question, but just someone yelling at me.
Their name is Gaza Is Back, and their timeline is wonderful.
I didn't know Gaza went anywhere.
Well, apparently they did, but they've returned.
A lot of crying, laughing emojis.
And then it says, you're either a bot or a straight-up retard.
Exploding head emoji.
What Biden win.
More laughing emojis.
Your pals at BLM aren't going to be too happy.
What's the odds they start having tantrums by the end of next week?
Put a face to all these baseless claims you have.
Let us see you.
Eyes emoji.
More laughing emojis.
And then a picture of Colonel Sanders that reads, the one Confederate statue.
Black Lives Matter.
Won't tear down.
Because this person is a dumb racist.
The odds of them having tenders by next week are zero!
Because you fucking lost!
And you're going to acknowledge that on January 20th, 2021, you stupid prick!
Well, they're not going to acknowledge it.
They're going to acknowledge that the lizards underneath Area 51 continue to steal the election.
Well, they're going to acknowledge that they lost in some way, shape, or form.
I mean, they won't even acknowledge that Kentucky Fried Chicken is popular because of white people.
How are they ever going to acknowledge that Joe Biden is president?
I had to write this to you.
Let's assume, I don't know shit about Kentucky Fried Chicken, let's assume that it started in Kentucky and it started catering to black folks, which I'm sure it probably did, but let's say that it did.
I don't know if anybody He knows that much about Kentucky, but like the areas of Kentucky that are populated heavily by black folks are surrounded by miles and miles and miles upon miles of populated by white folks.
So if KFC was only famous because black people like fried chicken because you're a fucking racist idiot, then they never would have escaped Kentucky because they would have been surrounded by white people that hated them.
I know that's not the meat of that comment, but still.
Yes.
That is just such lazy racism.
KFC, black people, am I right?
It's just like, bro, KFC is a free market and like a worldwide chain because of white people, you idiot.
Except for the one in Egypt.
I guess probably brown people shop there a lot.
And I also love the fact that they really want to casually dox me.
They're like, show your face, coward!
It's like, why?
Why do you want to see my face?
Why do you think I dress up?
None of us are anything to look at.
Not in the slightest.
Yeah, Mike Thompson, reveal yourself to the world.
Yes, you got it.
No problem at all.
That's going to happen any moment now.
Yeah, I mean, there's a reason why I dress up like a... Mike Raines is secretly Mike Thompson, associate manager at a local CVS.
Nailed it.
Go visit all the CVS's in the North Shore of Massachusetts and you will eventually find me.
And then... Thompsongate.
People are going to bust in with A-15s and be like, let us see the Adrena-Kruma you've got in your basement.
And they're like, CVS doesn't have a basement.
Oh God, that'd be so great.
That'd be so good.
Anyway, hopefully you're listening to this to see if anybody answered your comment or whatever because, you know, it would warm the cockles of my heart to know that some people are, like, hateful.
Some hate listeners.
Yes.
I hope all of our talk about liberal policy and, like, just general being on the right side, I hope it just edges you until you go, like, into your personal life and, like, spit on, like, a Mexican person that's doing some landscaping in your neighborhood.
Yeah.
So now that L has broken Sarge's brain with that terrible comment, I'm gonna wrap up ye olde podcast, as it were, for this week.
We'll probably be back next week with something more like what we've been doing previously before these elections.
We might start punching some QAnon promoters more directly, old QDrops, talking about society of actual segments.
If you feel so inclined, go ahead and make your voices heard through our social media accounts and go ahead and let us know if there's anything in particular you'd like to hear us jaw about.
We can probably make anything into a segment.
Yeah, if there's a Q drop in particular you'd like to hear us talk about, let us know.
69!
Nice!
So yeah, for all your money-giving needs, patreon.com slash pokerpolitics, love146.org, and Georgia Senate Races, and beyond that, Poker Politics is where I'm located.
These two gentlemen are at Hellworld with a QL and Hellworld with a Q Sarge.
I'm a dog.
Don't forget to shill that Haps broadcast.
Yes, at Haps.com, at Mike Rains.
That is my existence on the broadcast tree of Haps, which most of the time gets properly coordinated to Twitter, but sometimes does not.
Thanks to listeners like you, our influence is beginning to spread minorly, which is good.
I like to think that we're on the side of not the bad guys in this one.
We're still talking about career politicians.
Oh, and actually my HAPS account is PokerPolitics.
I forgot, but my name is Mike Raines on the broadcast directly themselves.
Wow.
Do not support him.
Do not support such push league endeavors.
Nope, nope, nope.
I'm bad.
I'm bad.
Don't deserve your praise.
Remember, the storm wave is coming.
Continue to support us by engaging with us on our social media platforms.
Go ahead, and if you're enjoying the broadcast and you think that you know somebody that might be down to hear us talk about the Q Menace, go ahead and tell your friends about us.
Help us grow, even if you don't have the money to put some shekels into our bucket.
We're like buskers.
Like and subscribe, just like YouTubers.
Just a like is more than enough to get us through.
Oh, and if you want to run around on a spaceship and kill me tomorrow night, Wednesdays at 9 o'clock, I play Among Us with anyone who cares to do so.
If I could ever get a good crew of people for Secret Hitler, I would love to play that with people as well.
So any and all forms of engagement that we are doing, I will send them to you so you know about them, as it were.
And if you're the system manager at a CVS and your name happens to be Mike Thompson, I apologize.
Yeah, I'm sorry, dude.
Very sorry.
But yeah, so that is Adventures in Hellworld this week.
We have a totally organic catchphrase to finish the show.
I'm ready.
Are you ready this time?
Okay, well, I'm gonna lead us into it.
Just try to get on the same page, alright?
So, for another hopefully successful episode of the Avengers in Hellworld podcast, I am the enigmatic L for Mr. Mike Rains and Sarge, and now we're gonna go out on our totally organic catchphrase that doesn't need a countdown, but I do it anyway just for the fun of it.
Everybody ready?
Three, two, one... Good speed, Patriots!
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