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Nov. 5, 2020 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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Adventures in HellwQrld Episode 7: Post? Election Recap

Poker, L, and Sarge talk about the madness that happened before and after election day and their thoughts on what it all means for America and QAnon. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hello everybody, this is Mike Rains and this is your election special episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
I am joined as always by Sarge.
Hello, election special Sarge.
And also the mysterious L. Extra patriotic L. He's crackling with patriotism.
Probably also crackling with audio echo and I know that this is one of my bits on the show now.
I was apologizing for our audio.
We're working on it.
Yeah, we're working on it.
Off our fucking backs!
No one's actually been jumping on our case about it.
This is all, like, personal anxiety.
This is just our projections of our insecurities onto the public as a way to justify those insecurities.
Everyone's been very supportive.
Get off of my back, me!
So, even though we are talking about the election, we are going to dip into QAnon, which means we have to play our content warning to make sure everyone knows what QAnon is about.
Content warning.
The Adventures in Hellworld podcast talks in depth about QAnon, which means we have to talk about all kinds of child abuse and violence against people.
Listener discretion advised.
So, having put that out of the way, as Sergeant L has said, we've been getting a lot of support, and it's been very much welcomed and appreciated, and if you want to support us even more, you can go to patreon.com slash pokerpolitics, kick in a few dollars there, help us out, help us get more sound quality on the podcast, as it were.
And all that stuff, because we're basically going to reinvest any of that money into the podcast to try to make this work more better and more professionally for us.
No more ding-pinging when I'm literally doing a volume slide on my computer for stuff.
The DIY volume amplification tactics.
And if our yucking on the pod isn't worthy of your cold hard cash, then please donate to love146.org, an anti-human trafficking organization.
Is the election over though?
doing the work that QAnon claims they're doing, and all that good stuff.
And now we don't have to tell you to donate to Democrats, because the election is over,
and save your money until two years from now for the midterms, and then throw it at people
then.
So, yeah, great.
Is the election over, though?
We'll get into it later.
Well, the ability to give up money to help the election is over unless Joe Biden's like,
I just hired this great lawyer, but he really needs 500 more dollars from donors to serve
me in the upcoming recount fights or whatever.
So I don't know that throwing cold hard cash at that is the greatest of uses.
But if you, hey, if you want to donate... I feel like AOC was asking people to do exactly that today.
Oh, excellent!
Well, hey, if AOC says do it, then do it.
She streams Among Us, gets a trillion people.
I'm a guy who talks into a can and gets nobody.
So she has more pull than me in this world, so... Don't get me wrong, I'm kind of tired of sounding like I'm recording into a spinach can, so... I would certainly love for any Democratic money to be funneled into the Adventures in Hellworld podcast.
See, that is where we'd play the Popeye music cue if we had an audio engineer.
Yeah, we're gonna have, like, a soundboard.
We're gonna sound like a morning zoo crew.
It's gonna be... Oh, God!
The Adventures in Hell World Podcast!
Pew-pew-pew!
I don't want to do an awful, like, sound effect.
Oh, just all... Not that I was a part of that one.
If that was a three-way bad air horn dance or whatever... Yeah, yeah.
Oh, God.
Just, yeah.
Dumb air horns.
Like, stupid drops using Donald Trump's words against him.
Just all of that.
Oh, God.
We... They used the word China.
Yeah, oh exactly!
Oh man, I so hope that one day we just degenerate into the morning zoo crew of just like really lazy mailing it in podcasts that are totally formulaic and by the book.
I'll be so awesome.
I'm in.
The boys morning crew.
Oh, the soft boys morning crew.
Soft boys, soft boys for life.
Hashtag.
Hashtag soft boys, hashtag morning drive-in.
Yeah, we're the 6 to 10 show for the first shifters.
We're here to get you into work so you can work your 9 to 5 day job
and just be a little less miserable because we were out here riffing on Donald Trump and QAnon.
Aw, yeah.
That's the plan, baby.
Yeah. Oh, God.
Any FM radio station or Sirius or XM, anyone who wants us, this is our demo tape.
It's great.
You're gonna love it.
Yeah, I mean, let's pump the brakes on FM radio stations.
I don't know if I want to hitch my wagon to something that's like... It'll be like hitching the wagon up to a cart that is driving towards the ocean.
Hey, if Rush Limbaugh can get a hundred million dollar deal from Clear Channel that was obviously terrible and bad... Is he dying?
Yeah, he's dying.
You know, I would love to think that if I was on my last legs and way out the door I wouldn't literally try to promote more evil onto this earth.
I might leave my radio show and just go on a vacation or something and just see the world.
Nope.
Rush is just sitting there like literally coughing through his terminal lung cancer trying to drag more Republicans across the finish line in Congress to just like make sure that when he drops dead like just more bad stuff will happen to more people because like that's what he lives for.
Just malevolence.
Is this us going into the news?
Is this Q in the News?
It can be.
And it might as well be.
Now that we're talking about rotting Rush Limbaugh.
Oh, he was old news, but this is the new news.
It's Q's in the News.
What's everyone's favorite death cult been up to this past week?
It's time for Q's in the News.
So, while Q Plus seems to be on the ropes in the presidential election, we do have two Q adherents elected to Congress.
Lauren Boebert in Colorado and Marjorie Taylor Greene, basically the alpha of Q congressional people, have won their seats to the House of Representatives.
So we will have QAnon adherents walking the halls of power in D.C.
come January 2021, as it were.
Well, it's about damn time.
So two Q Congress people in and one Democrat cabal mayor out.
That's the mayor of Anchorage.
I'll get into that in a little bit.
Oh, sweet, sweet.
I'd love to hear about that.
So yeah, Marjorie Taylor Greene has been kind of coy about QAnon, whereas Boebert disavowed it immediately after she won the primary, but that's like claiming that you didn't really mean it when you joined the Ku Klux Klan or whatever.
Once you've made that association, that's on you.
You're part of that group for perpetuity.
So, we have them doing their thing, and so what happened with this Cabal Mayor guy?
Oh God, it's such a wild story.
I found out about it from last podcast on the left, from their side stories.
The mayor of Anchorage, a local journalist, went on a drunken tirade against him,
saying that he was sleeping with or had naked pictures of an underage girl.
And it turns out she wasn't underage, but she was a sex worker.
a sex worker.
But not a sleep with you sex worker, just like... A Kimberley.
Just a Han-Jay sex worker?
Yeah.
Uh, so... The journalist, she completely had a meltdown.
Y'all should look this up.
Uh, the story is buck wild.
She had a complete meltdown, and she got fired from the- Everything we did so far has been riveting.
She got fired from the TV station where she was dating the program manager.
She just kept appearing more and more drunk and leaving more and more vicious voicemails for the mayor of Anchorage.
He did indeed employ a sex worker, so he retired and stepped down, and the local Q-Cell in Anchorage said that he was a cabal member and they got him.
They finally got him.
Hey, I mean, anytime you can take a scalp, you claim it.
That's your win.
Mayor of Anchorage, Alaska.
Just one of the most important politicians in the world.
He's basically right next to Russia.
The right hand of Patton Oswalt himself.
Yes!
Oh God.
I'm going to keep bringing that up on this podcast until we get big enough that it gets back to Patton so that he can reach out to me and just be like, hey, please stop.
Please stop associating me with these idiots.
I want nothing to do with them.
But it's just for a goof, and you're gonna be like, yeah, well, fuck it off.
The thing about that that's like, uh, Patton knows about that shit because his wife was on
Twitter being like, can you QAnon people quit sending us death threats?
What the hell is wrong with you?
So like the Oswald family like knows of QAnon's burning hatred of them due to the harassment and incitement that has been unleashed on them in social media.
And I'm sure that they got a new wave of that back.
Harassing someone?
I don't believe it.
It's so weird.
No.
No.
But they certainly weren't doing any of that this week, right?
No, absolutely not.
There was not a convoy of cars and trucks that attempted to run a Biden bus off the road in Texas that then had the president himself say, yeah, they did a bang-up job.
That was great.
I've seen multiple news organizations report that they were associated with QAnon, that they organized that in QAnon Facebook groups.
Which is great!
That's exactly what we need from the peaceful research movement that in no way, shape, or form wants to violently execute and kill all of their enemies.
I love how, thanks to Q, some amount of our political process this year devolved into like Mad Max style.
If only a small part.
Yes.
Is it just like a caravan of people in gas guzzling trucks?
Terrorizing around on the highway, trying to defeat this bus of liberalism.
It's gonna be our next, our next, the next big action thriller is gonna be Liberal Bus.
Oh god!
Oh man, you gotta own the Lib Bus.
The bus has to maintain a certain level of left-wing sashay.
If it doesn't, it explodes.
It's very much like speed.
But it is legally distinct from speed.
I was about to ask, do you think we can get Sandy B to do it?
She's a national treasure.
Yes.
I'm sure if she's looking for a payday, we can do it.
We can wheel that around.
Be like, look!
It's like Bird Box, but instead of that, there's a bus.
And if it goes, she just walks out the room?
No!
Sandy, baby, come back!
We didn't mean it!
Oh man!
It's our secret speed three.
Yes, the speedening.
Do you suppose we can get Kirstie Alley on board?
Yes, absolutely.
Man, what a get!
Oh man, we're gonna have the Sharknado of terrible movies.
We're gonna get James Woods and Kirstie Alley to be the leads.
And then... Who's that one idiot from SNL that's all very...
Very conservative Republican now.
Oh, Rob Schneider.
Rob Schneider.
Yeah, we can get Schneider in there.
We can probably have one or two of the Trump kids have a part in it because they're so desperate for television time, they'll do anything.
Eric.
Yeah, they just sent Eric to Philly.
Oh, that was... You can play this game all night, guys, but, I mean, can you name any popular or famous celebrities that endorsed the left?
I don't think so.
Oh, that was one of the most world-class tweets.
The total lack of awareness that these QAnon people have is so incredible.
Julian's Rum, who I am constantly talking shit about on Twitter, he posted a tweet while the president was bragging about Lil Pump coming on stage and calling him Lil Pimp because he didn't know who he was and nobody knows who he was.
Everyone's just happy he didn't call him the N-word.
Yes, literally.
Yes. Do you think Biden's gonna... Biden got Eminem. Eminem like...
Yeah, did he? ...tossed his music over to him.
He got Eminem to do music for him. He got Taylor Swift to do music for him. I mean, he had the beast in him.
Everyone's just happy that nobody said the N-word.
Yes.
But uh, but Julian's Rum's tweet was about the celebrity endorsements of the final days of the campaign. He was, he...
He said, Michael Keaton and Lady Gaga, we're fucked now.
And it's like, again, you got Scott Baio, Kirstie Alley, and Lil Pump.
You have nothing compared to the people that the left has.
Now, I totally know who Lil Pump is, but for everybody else, could you Fill me in.
No.
No, you can fill us in.
You're the one who's going to do it.
He's a lactating hip-hop star.
Yeah, you're going to carry a little pump for us.
What is... Where's lactating hip-hop star?
Pump!
What does that mean?
He has to go pump!
Yeah, he's a little pump!
Puts a little shawl over him, covers up his shame, so he can just do that shit in public or whatever.
He's not an animate bicycle pump.
No.
No, it's a... He's a big, heavy, milk-laden breast.
Yes.
This is unpleasant.
This bit that you've taken us in is so unpleasant.
Hey, I was just going to say that we were going to move on.
You're the one who engaged on it.
Yeah.
Not my fault that you took that bait.
I bit and I regret it.
There's a dynamite over here!
Ha ha ha ha!
Yeah, yes.
Oh god.
But uh, yeah.
So it just, the idea of trying to compare and contrast
left wing star power versus right wing star power
is like so hilarious.
And it's really just this massive envy thing that the right has because they just wish that famous people would love them and respect them as they call those people pedophiles and wish they could kill them.
I mean they complain about celebrities all the time but like Donald Trump is literally president because he was celebrity rich guy.
I mean that was his gimmick before he got into politics was I had a TV show where I fired meatloaf.
I mean, so it's just, it's so absurd to be like, ah, celebrities need to stay out of this crap.
Look who the president is!
He's your celebrity!
It's like their biggest celebrity got there, but they don't have anything else.
Right, exactly.
If George Clooney ran for president and got there, the left would still have other celebrities in the bag.
Yeah, we have a deep bench, as it were.
Oh, hell yeah, dude.
We're fucking stacked to the rafters.
It's almost as if the Democrats should win every championship ring, and somehow they managed to fuck it up over half the time.
Yeah.
We definitely don't have a flawed political system.
What's the popular vote at?
The last time I saw the popular vote, Biden was already at, like, four million over Trump, which is, like, just blood pouring out of my eyes, enraging.
Like I like honestly for me where I stand right now it feels like in like a year or two we're gonna be like wow Biden got like 290 electoral votes and he won the popular vote by like five million that was a pretty big landslide for old Joey landslides but if you lived through the days of the election Alright, save it for the back half of the podcast.
I got real deep there for a second.
like right now, oh we won Michigan by like 20,000 votes and it's like oh my fucking god this is so
dumb. Why do we award like power based on lines on a map?
This is the stupidest fucking system ever.
All right, save it for the back half of the podcast. Yeah I got real deep there for a second.
Why do we award power based on election related stuff stuffed into the back of the podcast?
Oh yeah.
But, uh, yeah, I mean, it's just it's just absurd.
But we vaguely talked about the about the Biden harassment caravan, which I don't think we actually mentioned what it was for people who didn't know the news story.
But there's a bunch of good red blooded American Trump supporters who it turned out were also QAnon idiots stalking the Joe Biden campaign tour bus.
As it traveled around in Texas?
Yeah, Texas.
And for the record, Joe Biden was not on the bus.
If anyone was on it, it was Harris because they determined that someone from the campaign should go down there because Texas was in play for the Democrats, which is a thing I can't believe I'm saying.
Right.
These good ol' boys, just meaning like Southern people and not the capital G good ol' boys, although they're probably also both.
And also probably Proud Boys too.
They're all the types of boys except for Soft Boys.
Yes, Soft Boys is us.
They were on Twitter and Facebook and doing the live streaming and chest bumping and, you know, being all aggro and talking about how sweet it was that they were just driving around and making it difficult for this bus to maneuver and at some point like actually just pinning it in on the highway.
Just some real stand-up class act stuff.
Oh yeah, just great people doing great things.
All the time.
all the time by slightly endangering the driver of a bus yeah oh yeah and it was
um and they need to watch out because if that bus gets under 50 liberal
uh no sandy come back Oh, God, Sandy, no!
Sandy, baby, no!
You're killing me!
Oh, my God!
Sandra Bullock dressed like Furiosa leading the Trump caravan because she was so offended by our bad liberal bus pitch.
Oh, God!
How are they going to make another Mad Max movie?
We're changing to a socialist bus, by the way.
After this year.
Socialist buses go.
Yes.
Oh god.
Conservative bus was never my friend.
Liberal bus is my friend now.
So then, today, beyond all this nonsense, we also had Rudy Giuliani and Eric Trump rushing to Pennsylvania to try to save the day at a press conference that did not go so well.
Rudy Giuliani, in front of the press, said the hack Democrat judge would not let Trump's poll watchers observe the ballots.
Observe means look at, and they were not allowed to look at them.
Then Rudy went on to say, Eric just sounded like a whiny piss baby, and I can't believe they sent Eric.
But then Rudy got up there, and it's like, oh god, I hope Borat doesn't trick him.
I don't know how he has any credibility.
And then Eric Trump pulls off his mask and it's been fucking Sacha Baron Cohen the whole time.
Yes.
Rudy Giuliani just goes, now major cities like Philadelphia have a voting problem, a fixed voting problem.
And they're known for their corruption, these big cities, and their rigged voting.
And it's like, do you have no sense of irony?
Not one bit, huh?
Now, where did you get your career started, Rudy?
How did that all operate?
I'm trying to remember.
Exactly.
What was your moniker before all of this shit?
America's Mayor?
Oh, that's weird.
Where were you the mayor of?
Was it a big city known for being ruled by one party in practical perpetuity?
That's really strange.
He said cities that have one party Being in charge for a hundred years, they have rigged voting, and that's how one party stays in power.
Are you guys implying that this conservative leader is a hypocrite?
I was never saying that.
That's the world we live in now.
I'm sure everybody's just thrilled that he managed to keep his hands off his dick for the extent of the press conference and or that we didn't call anyone
the n-word.
Boom.
Well his pants were zipped up.
He was just adjusting his pants in that video.
I know I laid down to do that.
He was adjusting the inside of his pants.
Like you do.
Oh, God.
I heard the excuse was he was taking his microphone off.
That he was just laying on the bed and then ripping his pants off to get his mic pack off.
And that's why he was not, in fact, jerking it, as it were.
His real place should have just been to say that it was a re-rack.
If he had just been like, hey, it was a re-rack, I'd just go from sitting up to laying down on this bed, and my wrinkly old testicles and penis were in an awkward position, so when I thought I had a moment, I re-racked them.
And everyone would just know what the truth is, was that if a re-rack was necessary,
it was because all of the dust left in that man's veins was starting to head south towards his penis.
And he needed to re-rack it because he was expecting that it may have had a little bit of life to it,
like, you know, Frankenstein's monster on that table.
Yeah.
Let's say the man's old and his penis probably doesn't work that well.
Oh!
It's not like the rest of Frankenstein.
Oh, okay, okay.
He rocks off the table and starts, you know, picking flowers for little girls and stuff.
Oh, absolutely.
That's a Democrat move, apparently.
Yeah, Rudy went on to talk about all the different, the multiple lawsuits the Trump campaign is now launching
in Wisconsin, Michigan, Philadelphia, and they're gonna bring a federal one.
So at least four.
Which appear to investigate corruption in states that Trump lost.
And only states that Trump lost.
Oh, yes.
But they're in Philly, because apparently all these mail-in votes are skewing a little Democrat, and they're not liking that.
It's so weird, because he already declared victory in Pennsylvania, so I don't know why he's trying to stop the count when he's won, and he should just take his victory and high-step into the end zone.
It's like his idea of the mercy rule.
He's like, I've defeated Joe Biden so thoroughly that I'm going to make sure to send people in to make sure that it's COVID-safe again.
This is Donald Trump being super benevolent.
Oh God!
Trump the merciful.
Truly the greatest of us all.
The mature, the merciful.
The sage, the just.
Speaking of God and prayer to Trump, do we have any more cues in the news stuff?
Or are we going to get straight into election talk?
That's pretty much it for all the random stuff that isn't just pure election chicanery and flimflammery.
Well, let's get to it.
We didn't prepare a drop for this because it only happens once every four years, but it's talking about the election time.
The blue wave crashed upon the shores of America and freedom was restored to everyone, right?
Yes.
That is what happened.
No, the storm happened.
Oh, right.
This is the storm.
This is the wave of the storm.
Oh, no, it's the storm wave.
Storm wave.
Storm wave?
Yes, it's the storm wave.
This is it.
This is what we've been talking about all this time.
We finally- Speed wave.
Storm wave.
Speed wave.
Goddammit.
Speed 3, colon, Stormwave.
Yes, that's exactly what's happening right now.
I liked it when you flubbed it better and it was Stormweave.
That sounds like some D&D shit right there.
That joke was worth going back for.
I'm glad I finished it.
The Stormweave is what it's all about because it's like a crazy wig that gives you all kinds of magical powers when you obtain it.
So I'm in favor of both the Stormwave and the Stormweave.
Uh, I mean, like, this, like, last night was the most bizarre night of social media that I could have ever seen
because And...
Everyone was sad and you would think that in an election where there are only two sides that one side would be happy and the other side would be sad but because Democrats are just like so pissed down their legs afraid of everything as the bad news rolled in about Florida and as Ohio looked good for a moment before turning into Ohio and all the rest of these things happened They were like freaking out and shitting themselves and losing their minds and then on the other side...
QAnon had so over-promised and so over-promoted what was going to happen that Trump was going to win all 50 states.
That happened, right?
Shockingly, no.
That was the storm wave.
The storm wave that was supposed to sweep up all 50 states of America and return Trump to the White House.
By everyone's glorious majesty.
We didn't get that.
We actually did not have that happen.
And that was very frustrating because it's been like two years or three years of Q hyping up Brock Lesnar and then he misses the shooting start for us.
Yes, exactly!
The thing is that Q himself... I get that reference.
Yes, Q himself never made these overarching claims of 50 state landslides, but Trump winning easily and comfortably in a red wave was something that Q had promised for a long time.
So, like, when it was 10.30 and Donald Trump had not already been declared president-elect and all the liberal media wasn't crying and weeping or having FBI agents rush onto the stage to grab them and arrest them and throw them in jail for forever, that was very agitating for them.
They were very upset that this didn't like happen and so you had this really sort of confused and sort of outraged mentality about QAnon and then uh when Arizona got called for Biden by Fox News their heads just exploded and now it was on like Donkey Kong that the deep state it was like it was like the last scene in Kingsman yes it was absolutely all of that the climactic Kingsman scene yes
Oh God!
So the most, the QDROP that he posted on Election Day has a YouTube link.
It's the theme from The Last of the Mohicans.
I just looked at it.
What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
I don't know!
Who are the Mohicans in this situation?
QDROP 4949.
I'm sure they have ascribed some meaning to that.
A picture of a flag in a field, and then the YouTube link to the theme from The Last of the Mohicans, and an Abraham Lincoln quote, and this, by the people, for the people, that quote, and then, together we win, cue.
He posted that.
The morning of the election day like 1 1 30 in the morning and you would think that Given the nature of all of this these incredibly trying times that we're in the Biden crime family trying to steal this election as the crazy drunk guy in Nevada said if you haven't seen that video go find it on Twitter.
It's hilarious a guy with beer barbecue and freedom on his shirt like ran into the up to like The Clark County Elections Office press conference and started screaming how the Biden crime family was stealing this thing and they just wanted his freedom and they're taking it from him and he was very upset but um like his freedom what he called yeah his short ribs yes oh god his short his Vegas short ribs which are obviously the best of all short ribs
He, uh, he was very angry, but again, in these very trying moments, it's so funny watching today as QAnon is like freaking out, screaming, trying to fight... Well, technical difficulty there.
We're gonna take it from here.
Me and Al, we got this.
Yeah, I guess we could write this shit while we wait for Mike Raines' internet to decide to stop fucking up.
Are you back, mate?
It looks like you might be back.
Uh, I should be back.
I don't know what happened.
People, this is a big budget operation.
Oh god, I'm getting a prognostication on my screen that my network bandwidth is low.
So that's reassuring.
Oh, that's cool.
That's how you want it.
Yes.
I don't like... It's the cues.
They've found you.
They're coming for you.
I'm going to get the knock on the door any moment now.
I'm heading to Guantanamo.
Oh shit, the storm wave.
It's the Marines.
Yes.
Oh, it's the Marines and the National Guard working together because the certain parameters have been met.
AKA, a poorly listened to podcast is talking too much shit about Q, so it's time to bust those fools and crack their skulls.
You're going to look outside your window and a war paint covered Sandra Bullock in her war wagon is just going to be parked out front of your house.
That was a little device that was making your internet shitty.
With a small man playing guitar suspended from, I don't know, chains?
Yeah, and he's playing guitar.
It's great.
Oh God, it'd be so good.
Anyway, so back to talking about this election.
So, you know, I suppose that everyone on Earth is probably paying attention to it, but in case you haven't, Uh, the votes have been cast and they're being tallied now.
And as it stands, we have no clear winner for our current president of the United States.
Although it is looking extremely likely that by our terrible system, Joe Biden is going to defeat Donald Trump in the voting.
And then Donald Trump is going to throw a legal hissy fit, and this is going to be dragged out for some time.
Fox News described it, the Trump campaign will have to participate in legal trench warfare, and Fox News said he shouldn't.
They're a legal expert.
The Trump campaign will have to perform the equivalent of legal trench warfare and just fight on so many fronts, and they shouldn't.
I was just like, holy shit.
When Fox News is telling Donald Trump you lost, stand down, buddy.
That's really fucking weird.
I mean... Well, this is gonna be like a big test for the fucking GOP, right?
Like, this is gonna be the test to see how How hard they're willing to stick to their guy.
Like, their guy is clearly toxic poison, and at this point he has lost as the incumbent, like, in his second election.
Like, well, you know, at this point it seems likely he will lose.
Yes.
When the votes come in, if Biden gets the 270 for the Electoral College, and it's called for Biden, at that point their guy will have lost.
And they can take it to the courts and try to prove that their guy won by lying and cheating Or if they want to try to like save a little face they could try to start hanging Trump out to dry and just try again in four years.
And the thing is is like I kind of feel like the way the Senate has broke for them That they are likely to hold on to the Senate.
So I can kind of feel like Mitch McConnell is looking at things and being like, this isn't so bad.
We can obstruct Biden.
We can fuck with him.
And then he'll be this old, kind of unpopular dude in four years, or he might not make it four years because again, he's very old.
And then we will be running against A woman!
And we did really good when we were able to tap into America's latent misogyny four years ago against Hillary.
According to Trump, that's the plan, right?
Biden's gonna get shot, according to Trump.
I was going to make a comment about that bus, but Biden wasn't in on it.
He wasn't actually on the bus.
And I was like, man, a Catholic in Texas trying to win the presidency and something happening bad on a road.
I never would have heard that before.
But I mean, it's just it's just so Like, they have options.
Like, if they had gotten blown out in the Senate, but this presidential thing was close, I feel like they'd have been like, go get him, Trump!
Throw everything you can at him!
Stick it to the man!
But, like, right now, I feel like they're kind of just sort of like, you know, We got our judges.
We got the Senate.
Donnie, thanks.
Love ya, but not in love with you.
Smell ya later.
You can run again in 2024 if you want if you aren't dead because you're very old and obese and got COVID which has long-term health effects and probably have dementia.
But besides all that, if you want to go for president again, you can go over Cleveland this shit.
You can take a swing again in 2024.
Go get him, big boy!
If you had to make, if somebody put a gun to your head and asked you to make a prediction,
do you do you predict that the GOP is going to start to do a little a little Trump backstabbery
or a little Trump shuffling off?
I think there will be a little.
I mean, again, I feel like there are going to be, especially if Biden gets the 270, and especially if he gets like, if Biden wins both paths as it were, because like right now, if he wins Arizona and Nevada, he wins.
But if he wins Pennsylvania, he also wins.
So if he wins all three of those and he's at like 290, And it's really obvious that there's no way they're going to be able to bullshit their way out of it.
Eric sounded so petulant when filling in.
He goes, 86% of the vote is in.
They should just call it right now for my dad.
86% of the vote is in.
That's basically all of it.
And it's like, yeah, what's left, you numbnuts, is 14%.
Those are all people.
And most of it is mail-in votes.
And you don't want them to count those because Your dad said mail-in votes are bad.
That's the thing that's so crazy about all of this, is that he, like, of all the terrible things he's done, it is so insane.
Like, in Florida, they were literally like piling potties on the streets from COVID, and he still won Florida easily.
All of these other states, Texas had huge horrible COVID levels, easy win for Trump.
Just all of this shit, all of the terrible, dumb, bad things he's done, And the three minor dumb things he did in his time as president was a. be mean to John McCain, b. leave people in Omaha, Nebraska in the freezing cold after a campaign rally three days before the election, and c. told people don't use mail-in ballots.
And like those three small things are what are gonna do him in instead of just his monstrous racism and incompetence across the board on all levels.
What is it like to even be a Trump supporter at this point?
What life do you have to be living in America to believe that things are better now than they were four years ago?
That is bananas to me.
That is a level of putting your head in the sand that I thought was fictional.
That's a hyperbolic amount of putting your fingers in your ears and going, la la la la la.
I had to walk away from...
I had to walk away from a conversation where someone I know came out on Facebook and was just like, I am a conservative Republican and I don't want to have to hide my identity.
And he straight up said, I don't like Trump as a person, but I think what he's accomplished is enough To justify having him as president, and I couldn't engage on that in any way, or I was just gonna lose my mind.
I'm like, what does he, tell me, tell me what Trump has accomplished that is worth what he's done.
Yeah, I hear this so much from the people in meat space around me, because when you're in casinos, especially casinos that are not ultra high-roller casinos, Like, the clientele is almost all old white dudes, and you just get so much Trump support, and they just talk about how, like, he has the guts to stand up to them liberals, he's a businessman, he's not a politician, he knows how to get things done, and it's all these empty cliches, it's all these meaningless catchphrases, and they just recite them.
He says it like it is.
Oh, he tells it like it is, exactly!
If I hear one more person say, he says it like it is, I mean, that would be potentially a laudable trait if he was ever saying anything truthfully, right?
But he doesn't say how it is.
He's the most stable genius.
Oh God.
It's so absurd and the one moment that like really like there are times where I just laugh like really heartily at the table.
It's wonderful that I get to wear a mask now that way like people can't see my reactions to them from this stuff but there was this one time and it like a week ago where I was at a table and Someone brought up COVID and then everyone at the table said, you know, no one could have handled COVID well, so Trump gets a pass on it.
And they all absolved him.
And it's like, have you seen South Korea?
Have you seen New Zealand?
Have you seen places that actually fucking put their foot down and worked to stop it?
They've done a great job.
COVID's not nearly the problem they have.
You know what happens in Korean baseball games?
They have fans in the attendance, real fans everywhere.
It's crazy.
I mean, yeah, but then you have people, it's like, they must have the same counter argument as when you start talking about like, you know, Wealth distribution and like minimum wage and like state benefits and stuff are like countries that are doing better than us Then they're just like well America is a way bigger country than they are so like things have to be different here It's like does it?
Does it have to be that different?
I think that the primary difference between America and the rest of the countries in the world is that in other countries in the world like there aren't seven firearms per person on average in homes I like that.
That's the primary difference.
Aside from that, I feel like America can work just like all these other countries, and in a lot of ways probably should work like this country.
Oh, it absolutely should.
I mean, the other thing about America is that we have like we we were like literally founded on racism we started with slavery so like and we then we'll also just like hey we'll take all the immigrants we can get and then after a while suddenly everyone was like wait a minute the immigrants we hate them now too
So you just have this weird thing where we're this incredibly diverse nation, way more diverse than any nation in Western Europe or anything like that, but at the same time we just have incredible amounts of racism in spite of that.
When Social Security got passed by FDR, they found ways to make sure that black people couldn't get it, because that was going to upset people.
And then when Lyndon Johnson expanded the New Deal in the 60s and stuff like that, and they were like, well now black people get to have Medicare and Medicaid and Social Security and all this other good stuff.
Suddenly, white people who were cool with that kind of socialism hated that kind of socialism.
And it was really odd that.
It's like, wow, really?
We just can't share the pie with everybody, guys?
We got to do this this way?
And it's like, yep.
When conservatives, in their mind's eye, picture their, you know, falsified, completely imaginary, like, welfare, like, teat-sucking parasite, in their mind, that person is not white.
When they conjure that image in their mind, they're conjuring a black or brown person, and that's just the way it is.
Oh yeah, absolutely.
The one other thing of like institutional racism I just remembered is like the GI Bill after World War II, like literally the greatest transfer of wealth from the rich to the middle class and the poor, where it just pulled all these people up into the middle class because our government felt like it was their duty to reward everyone that like fought and bled for our nation in World War II.
They fought the Nazis and the Japanese, did all that good work.
They made sure that the G.I.
Bill really didn't include people that weren't white because, hey, racism America!
Yay!
So, like, when we as a society started saying, hey, wait a minute, why are we screwing over the non-whites?
That's not cool.
Let's try to fix this.
There were a lot of white people who were like, I don't know if we should fix that.
That seems like a bad idea.
And now here we are.
And this is where we're at.
We're like, Literally, to me, the appeal of the Republican Party in America is either blatant or latent racism, and you have to make your decision on what part of that line you want to stand on.
And somehow, here we are in 2020, and we're cool with the Japanese because they make all of our technology, but the Nazis are back.
How the fuck did that happen?
I know they never really went fully away, but now they're back in force.
That shit is meticulous.
Like, these people that are supposedly patriots in service to our country, like, you know, conservatives that think they're doing the right thing by voting for Trump.
Like, bro, he's literally bringing the Nazis back.
That's the world's perpetual easy target bad guy.
He's taking on real people.
Do you not realize that they're Nazis?
Like, do they have...
QAnon is so insane and Q themselves has done this.
They have literally posted the flag of Antifa from the 1930s.
The people that fought the Nazis in the 1930s and the modern day Antifa flag and Q has said this is the Nazi flag from the 1930s and this is the Antifa flag of the of the 2020s.
They're the same thing.
Antifa is the Nazis And this is what QAnon believes.
I'm not even kidding.
I can hear your brain sizzling in your skull as you try to wrap your head around that.
But there's an actual, I will find it for you later, there's an actual QDrop that has, in the German, like the Antifa-kick movement or whatever, however you say it in German, on one side and then Antifa on the other side and it's just Nazis.
Antifa.
Same thing.
We're not Nazis.
You're Nazis.
Yes, exactly.
Classic graveyard retort.
Oh, it's the whole thing about how they constantly say the Democrats are the real racists.
Like, every breath they draw is, we're not the racists.
The Democrats are the racists.
Sick burn.
Oh, it is.
It's incredible.
It's the burniest of burns.
It's so good.
Speaking of Bernie, let's get back to talking about the election.
Bernie's not in it because he never could have won, so shut up everybody who thinks he could.
That's one of the biggest crimes of this election, is that now all the Bernie bros get to climb out the woodwork and just be like, oh, Bernie Sanders would have easily crushed Donald Trump.
You just wait and see.
And it's just like, bro, it never would have happened.
You need to let that dream die.
But Bernie might be our Secretary of State.
Oh, I hey, Ernie Sanders needs to be enshrined in a tomb like a mummy because he's 97 years old.
Yeah, I think Biden made a statement that he wasn't going to bring any senators into his administration.
So I kind of hope he sticks to that because unless he wants to get Barbara Boxer out of the Senate because like she doesn't want to get rid of the filibuster.
And that's a terrible thing to say.
So but yeah, get back to the election.
So go forward there.
I mean, Out of the three of us on this here podcast, Mr. Raines, you are by far the most politically savvy.
So how do you see things breaking from here?
What do you think is going to go down over the next few weeks or months?
I think that Biden is going to win.
He may even win Georgia.
I'm going to say like Georgia is like 60-40, but he's going to win Arizona.
He's going to win Nevada.
He's going to win Pennsylvania.
That gets him to 290 and it's a decisive win and then it's gonna be very interesting just to see what the Republicans do with Trump and how they react to it like how they react to the Trump lawsuits what Sarge said about like Fox News being like bro don't go there that's to me is really telling I mean that's like a sign that like there's people out there that are thinking that Trump going scorched earth isn't the best look for them and It's really weird because you have a situation where if this all plays out as it looks like it's going to and Biden wins and the Republicans have the Senate,
You have this dance we're going to do because in 2022 the map for the Republicans in the Senate is terrible bad.
The Democrats have 12 seats up and they're all in like rock solid blue states so they're probably not going to have to really play any real defense and there are 22 Republican seats that are up including The Republican who's in Pennsylvania right now has announced he's retiring.
So he's leaving and there's going to be a seat open in Pennsylvania which is in all likelihood going to be a blue state in this election and has been blue most of the time.
So if the Democrats don't win the Senate now they have a great chance to win it in 2022.
So like how does McConnell handle that?
Is he just a colossal dick for two years and tries to kneecap Biden the whole way?
And hopes it won't hurt him in the midterms?
Because it may be like the exact same thing that happened in Trump's midterm, although I don't think the Republicans would win the House back outright, but they might shave a bunch of seats off the Democratic majority in the House, but they might lose the Senate in the process, the way the Democrats lost three seats in the Senate and won the House this time.
So it's going to be very interesting to see how they play the politics.
Does McConnell let us get a COVID bill through?
It's going to be very, very bizarre.
It's going to be so strange.
I think everyone was of the mindset that if Biden won this thing they were going to win the Senate too and it was going to just be liberal trifecta.
Dems are just going to smash their agenda down everyone's throats and it's just going to be this crazy tidal wave of whatever liberal legislation we can get through Biden because he's going to kind of be the anchor on this thing but hopefully the Congress will push him to do bigger and bolder things and now instead it's like oh great now we get to work with Moscow Metro and everything Yay! Yay!
So, it's like, this is kind of a result that I don't think anyone saw coming.
Like, I think Trump winning and the Republicans holding the Senate was more likely than this.
Yeah, that's how I thought it was going to shake out, personally.
Oh, Sarge Dradomis, as it were.
So, but...
But yeah, I mean, I was looking at people thinking that we were going to win Senate seats in Texas, in Alaska, Montana.
I was seeing like just Senate landslide.
And that all sounded like some pie in the sky bullshit to me.
That stuff that was going around.
Yeah.
But the dream of the true blue wave like happening.
I was just like, you guys need to calm down.
You're vastly overestimating Biden's capabilities right now and the capabilities of the party backing him.
They're Democrats.
They're notorious for blowing it.
The thing that's really funny about that is, in a way, it's like Republicans can only win close elections, which makes Democrats blow it.
But when Republicans lose, this is the first close election a Democrat's going to win, God willing and all, in like forever.
Obama won two landslides.
Clinton won two landslides.
But whenever it's close, the Republicans are always the ones that win those ones.
Because they're willing to cheat.
Oh, God yes!
They're willing to get in the mud and fight.
They're like the color black in Magic the Gathering.
They will do anything to win.
It's our obligatory nerd reference.
Yes.
I feel like that's probably about as much juicy meat that can really be on the bone of three knuckleheads talking about an election that has not concluded yet.
Yeah, for what it's worth, the AP just called Michigan for Biden.
So we're looking at 264 to 214.
And that was to be expected.
So now we can spend the rest of the night watching the rest of the next couple of days watching the results trickle in and then The one thing I will close with is QAnon's reaction to this has been nothing short of breathtaking and hilarious.
Maybe next week we'll have to do an election special, part two, Biden declared the victory,
Biden declared the victor, Pogolu.
The one thing I will close with is QAnon's reaction to this has been nothing short of
like breathtaking and hilarious.
First of all, first of all, Q themselves has said fucking nothing this whole time.
Like what Sarge said previously about that post Q made on like the morning of election
day, like literally right after midnight on election day, like hours, basically when Hicksville
notch or whatever that little town in New Hampshire is that casts the ballots, whatever
that place is.
Beyond like that little thing, Q didn't say a word election day and now we're on like day two of the ballot counting and QAnon is like throwing a fit and screaming and howling and Q's just sitting there playing Angry Birds on his iPhone.
Yeah, I hate those pigs.
Hugh is busy because he just stepped down as admin of 8kun and he's going through a transitional period in his life.
Yes, that is Ron Watkins resigning as the admin of 8kun, Frederick Brennan who is the guy who started 8chan, and hates the Watkins family with a burning passion has stated
that he doesn't trust that Ron has actually resigned because
He just thinks Ron's trying to legally distance himself from anything that might like fall
Eight kun's way under a Biden administration, which is what you do when you resign on Election Day out of nowhere
Because you think you might get some bad news It's just a little weird just a little strange that on the
day your God Emperor might be unseated as president You're like by the way, I resigned myself from my cesspool
of Nazism and incitement of violence and lolliporn I'm out of here.
Catch y'all later.
I mean, it's just... I am not Ron Braverman.
I repeat, I am not Ron Braverman.
Yeah, it's so funny how we talked about this.
I was like, why are all these Uh, places de-platforming QAnon all of a sudden.
Oh, well, it was looking not so good for the God Emperor, so they might have to face some consequences.
Yeah.
And now all of a sudden, like, Etsy doesn't let QAnon on there anymore.
Yeah, and Ron Watkins taps out of nowhere.
Yeah, I mean, and There is, the one thing I have seen more than anything is QAnon's number one coping mechanism in a crisis like this is to scream, it's a trap.
That Trump has sucked the deep state in by making it look like Biden's going to win and then he's going to hit him with the whamboozle.
That's not how you say it, it's a trap.
It is.
Trump lost the election to rope in the libs and the cabal, and he's going to hit them with the goods any minute now.
And the saddest shit about this is they did the exact same thing in 2018 when the Democrats won the House.
The Q and Trump gave them the House to then catch them committing massive voter fraud, throw them all in jail, institute tight voter ID laws to regulate the voting, and then make sure that 2020 was smooth sailing.
And one of those action movies where there's like a you know the the like fucking commander and like everyone's waiting and they're lining up their shots and the commander's just like hold hold and like it builds that tension because you're just like oh no if he's too late giving the signal oh then it's not gonna work out.
Trump is like that to QAnon only he's still got his hand up and is saying hold as his troops are being riddled with bullets like he's never gonna get trapped he's just perpetually just like hold and everyone around him getting cut up,
saving Private Ryan style.
And then eventually he's just gonna go, fire.
And- Like two guys are gonna be left,
and they're gonna go like, pop, fizzle, and then they're both gonna get popped and die.
And then they're gonna scream, where we go, where we go, all,
and shoot themselves in the head.
Yes.
Oh man, the New York State Attorney's coming for Trump, right?
Yeah, that's, I mean, that is, I honestly feel like,
if Donald Trump didn't have like the specter of legal problems
hanging over his head, I can imagine Donald Trump being
the happiest clam in the sea with the idea of losing 270 to 268
in the Electoral College.
Because he could spend the rest of his life claiming he got robbed.
He could basically start Trump TV with OAN and be a talking head on that network and just talk about how when he was president he did great and how Biden sucks and just live as this backbiting critic of the current president on his own network and he could do his own rallies.
He'd paint up a plane like Air Force One and fly around America and talk shit about Biden all day.
If he wasn't afraid of getting sued for money or going to jail, he'd be so happy to lose and just, like, get to be dickhead ex-president for the rest of his life.
But you better believe that he knows more than anybody else that those fucking knives are out.
Yes, oh yes, absolutely.
Everybody on Earth can't wait to see that guy get fucking brought to justice.
I don't think it will actually happen, but man, it would be great if he did.
If he ever died in prison, that would be fun.
Yes.
I do wonder if he, like, resigns a day before Biden gets in and then Pence just pardons him for everything.
They just, like, flee the country or something.
But we shall see.
It shall be hilarious.
What are the Vegas odds on the the old self-pardon?
I've been looking on Predicted to find stuff like that but Predicted has been so annihilated by this election that like I said it a while ago, I had the widget for the Facebook login and when I clicked it, it immediately errored me out anyways.
So at some ill-defined point in the near future, I'll finally be able to get onto Predict It and be able to try to figure out all the hilarious odds for transition period political gambling possibilities.
What pranks they pull if they leave the White House.
I know supposedly The Clinton administration staff stole all the W keys off all the keyboards in the White House before Bush came in.
Yeah.
Wacky hijinks.
Oh God, those scams!
Those are the sort of stories I want to hear coming out of my top-level government positions.
Yeah.
It's like, look guys, I understand that your job is stressful and you probably need a way to blow off steam, but just don't tell people that shit.
Because as a citizen, I don't want to hear that shit.
I don't want to hear that the White House is full of goofballs.
I've got bad news for you vis-a-vis the military.
I'm sure that the Pentagon is fucking goofy as fuck, too.
I just don't want to know about it.
You know how statistics say you're never more than ten feet away from a spider?
Well, I'm an arachnophobe, and I don't really like spiders, so I just politely ignore that research.
I'm just like, you know what?
I'm ignoring it, and I'm forever perpetually away from spiders, unless I can see one.
I agree.
It's like being a Q follower, but only for spiders.
Spider-anon.
Anyway, do we get any listener questions this week to send us out?
Listener questions for the week.
Have we been pestered and harassed by our beloved fan base?
And the Grand Inquisitor himself, A.I.S.
Millard asks, what is your favorite kind of soda?
Oh man, you're asking the right person.
I drink hella soda.
To ward off the specter of diabetes, I switched over to diet soda.
So the one I drink most frequently now is Coke Zero.
It's just a better version of Diet Coke.
But if I had my druthers, and I wasn't caring about the sugar or whatever, I like hipster-y, micro-brew style root beers.
I'm a big fan of a nicer micro-brew root beer.
They're quite good.
I actually like energy drinks.
I drink a lot of rain.
I like their different flavors, and I will be a bit of a corporate shill.
They released, Rockstar released a special flavor for Cyberpunk, Samurai Cola.
And, uh, you know what?
It's, I don't drink full sugar, same as Elle, but I have been enjoying the Samurai Cola while it's around.
I, as a child, was a psychotic Pepsi drinker.
I would do a 2 liter bottle every day.
I don't know how I didn't contract diabetes immediately.
Later in life I became a fan of Sprite and then I graduated to A&W Root Beer.
And then at some point like three or four years ago I just decided that I was getting way too up there in weight and just made the conscientious decision to just drink water from now on.
So I mean I would be so massive if I wasn't a water drinker only exclusively now.
But that's the only thing that keeps me under four bills is the water.
So I pretty much enjoyed all sodas before I decided that that was a health problem I needed to actually take a stand on.
And it's the one thing I hang my hat on for, like, my ability to achieve self-control, that I actually weaned myself off soda.
Hey, that's awesome.
Yeah.
I mean, that's a good achievement, even if it didn't mean the answer to our soda-related question.
Meet me with hipster root beer with cola-flavored energy drink.
And rains with water.
That's not exactly what we're looking for.
Nope, not so much.
Chairman Walkman asks, did you ever get your hundo for calling New Jersey?
This is a reference to the fact that many, many months ago some QAnon follower told me that Trump was going to win New Jersey.
I told him to bet me.
We agreed on betting $200 on it.
Later on, like a month later, he was like, hey, put another hundred on that bet in New Jersey with me.
And I was like, you got it, bro.
So we had three bills riding on the outcome of New Jersey's election.
And shock of shocks, Biden won it.
So I've literally been trolling that guy for the last 24 hours to pay me my money, and he has not responded to me once.
He is... So what's the over-under on you getting that money? 0.01%.
I totally... Oh wow, that good, huh?
Oh yeah, I'm really hopeful.
Very hopeful.
But yeah, that is... It was just really hilarious.
And he was like so arrogant and so swaggering about how he had rooked me for a cool three bills because he knew Trump was going to win all 50 states in... Oops, not so much.
Now, I don't know shit about shit.
How does New Jersey usually go?
Blue.
Rock solid blue state.
They literally don't even wait for the votes to come in.
They just call it.
It's like literally when the polls close in New York and New Jersey, they just call it for the Democrat and they don't even worry about it.
And then when the election rolls in, they find out that, oh, we were right.
The Democrat won by a million.
Because that's what happens every time there's a presidential election in New Jersey.
And yeah, so that was really hilarious that a person like dared me to make a bet on New Jersey.
There were so many QAnon people that were talking about red California.
Audrey Huff, the baseball player, was like, we're getting California!
And it was just like, oh my god, you people.
You dumb people.
I understand that you live in this bizarre bubble that encapsulates you, and you think seeing 300 QAnon idiots running down Beverly Hills with Trump flags and Blue Lives Matter flags, that that means that you're going to win.
But California's more than 200 morons.
There's a lot more people than that.
So calm your tits, you stupid morons.
Nobody ever projected California for the Democrats.
Oh God, yes.
California, shockingly again, before a single vote was tabulated, was called for the Democrats.
New Jersey in 2016, Hillary won New Jersey 55.4% to Donald Trump's 40.1%.
won New Jersey 55.4 percent to Donald Trump's 40.1 percent.
She beat him by a scant 14 points and uh Woo!
Razor thin.
Yeah, razor thin.
There was about three and a half million votes were cast, and Hillary got 2.1 of them.
So yes, a tightly contested battle between the two of them.
Here's hoping you get your money, even though I suspect the Q supporters are probably not the most honest folk.
I'm thinking that he is just going to avoid me, and that probably within a week of me constantly harassing him with gifs about me getting my money, he will block me.
You heard it here first.
Thanks for your question, whoever asked that one about the New Jersey bed.
Yes, that was Chairman Walkman.
And then finally, Justabackup asks, how long until Trump tweets the storm is upon us?
He's out of options.
Also, are Q's tears as or more delicious than a fine wine?
Personally, I like pairing them.
I'm not a wine drinker, but I could lap up the tears of conservatives all day, so I would say better than that.
I would certainly put it closer to the cola spectrum than the wine spectrum, because cola I can fuck with.
Yeah, agreed.
But you know, if Joe Biden wins, all the liberals on earth can raise a nice big mug of conservative tears.
Absolutely.
I wonder if Trump actually kind of like has that arrow in his quiver to like just go full-blown QAnon and just unleash his army of dumb, angry, brainwashed people on America.
To just see what's going to happen.
The one thing I will say that's really kind of weird and counterintuitive in all of this is that in a way, Q is pacifying these people and keeping them from doing anything dumb.
Because QAnon was convinced he was going to win all 50 states, now they're convinced that what seems to be a loss in everyone's eyes is actually a secret plan to win.
So like in a way QAnon is like staying the hand of these people for a little while longer but eventually their ability to deny reality is going to break.
Be it like when the Electoral College certifies this thing.
Be it when the networks all call it for Biden.
Be it when Biden puts his hand on the Bible and gets sworn in.
But at some point the Lich King is going to lose control of the undead and they're just going to start running around all willy-nilly.
It's going to be crazy.
So that is going to be a sight to behold.
So if Trump goes full QAnon and makes such an ominous tweet, it will probably be bad for everybody, but good for content.
Oh, God, the greatest of content.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yes, patreon.com slash PokerPolitics, love146.org, all that good stuff.
As always, you can find me on PokerPolitics on Twitter, and I'm at Mike Rains on HAPS, and my HAPS broadcasts go through Twitter as well, so you'll see them on both platforms.
That's where I'm going to try to do like most of my solo pods from now on.
I just put on my witness protection get up and just talk into the microphone that way instead of doing it without a visual content and then not on a social media platform.
So that's all my socials.
If you guys have anything to shill, plug, do, the floor is yours.
I mean, I guess I should probably be social media savvy slash responsible and say that you can find me on Twitter at hellworldL.
That is, of course, hellworld spelled with a Q instead of an O. And you can find our buddy Sarge on Twitter at hellworldSarge.
Hellworld spelled it the same way, unsurprisingly.
That's me.
That's him.
So uh yeah that is um this uh like crazy 24 hours uh in podcast form as it were.
Hopefully things continue to break the right way for team sanity and not being ruled by a fascist dictatorship.
Oh, here's hoping.
open. Yes and hopefully we'll be able to continue to expand upon that next week.
Maybe we'll go back to the old drops, maybe there'll just be so much new news
that we just keep doing like our current events podcastery, whatever happens
happens as it were. So having said... We'll just have to ride that storm wave. Yes we're gonna be riding the storm
wave.
Yes.
Yeah.
And some of you saw it.
If you want a special QDROP 5000 podcast, let us know.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I will walk out of work to get to a microphone if Trump tweets the storm is upon us.
Like, that will happen.
If I, like, Like, I'm on a break in the back room and, like, I see that.
I might just, like, tell my boss that, like, my cat got sick or something and I just run out the door.
I mean, that would be the most, like, fucked up thing I could imagine happening.
It'd be so great.
Yeah, so really get on that Patreon, folks, because Mike Rains is about to be out of a job.
Yes, yes, I'm about to unemployed for your entertainment needs.
Really, get on that Patreon.
We'll put it back into the podcast.
Oh God, the shameless pandering that late-stage capitalism forces us to do.
So, yeah.
Hey man, it's gotta heat.
Oh yes.
So we will be back sometime next week with some form of content, either current or ancient Q as it were, unless Jim can't hire a new writer now that Ron has left and Q stays dormant for another week because he doesn't know what to say about this election other than, uh, oops guys, my bad!
Maybe they'll do a different movie music, like Arms of an Angel.
Half that, cheers.
Oh yeah, that'd be great.
Oh god.
Oh man.
If he went full Sarah McLachlan on us, I'd be so happy.
So, that would be wonderful.
So, I guess we're wrapping this up, which means it's time for our totally inorganic catchphrase to finish the show.
It's incredibly organic, and that's why I always count us down from three, and we still somehow fuck it up, largely because of the internet.
But, you know, here it comes, just like always, totally organic outro, on the count of three.
One, two, three.
Good speed, Patriots!
Thanks, Internet.
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