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Oct. 28, 2020 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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Adventures in HellwQrld Episode 6: WaveStorm!

We get cover the Hunter Biden Laptop news and we arrive at QDrops 34 and 35 and find out that the world is about to be saved and Q can finally sign off and rest easy. Also we deal with the mighty WAVESTORM that shall arrive at some point. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
I am Mike Rains, your host as always, joined by Sarge.
Hello.
And we also have the mysterious El on the line with us.
That's me, baby.
Still here, still mysterious.
That is so mysterious, so present, so very helpful in our world.
First of all, as always, we are dealing with QAnon, so we have to let you all know about that with a little content warning.
Content warning.
The Adventures in Hellworld podcast talks in depth about QAnon, which means we have to talk about all kinds of child abuse and violence against people.
Listener discretion advised.
So yeah, now you know what you're getting yourself into, dealing with these nut jobs.
And if you've been listening to us and following us, our last podcast, which was on the scale of amateur hour, incredibly high, probably like a 9.5, but somehow It was like our most listened to podcast in like over a month, which was like really heartwarming that you guys trucked through it with us on that one.
So if you enjoy what we're doing, word of mouth is incredible.
Tell all your friends, tell your neighbors, tell everybody.
um all that good stuff and if you really want to help us out you can go to patreon.com slash poker politics throw us a few dollars um help us like put more money into the podcast so our audio quality and whatnot will you will get better and we can keep doing this kind of stuff And beyond that, if we're not worthy of your cold hard cash, then go to love146.org.
They are an anti-human trafficking organization, which is actually doing the work that QAnon claims to care about, which they don't.
And every actual anti-human trafficking organization is like, QAnon sucks.
Yeah, vote blue you cowards.
That's been my election slogan all year.
Vote blue you cowards.
So yes, so all of that, and also if you've got a few more dollars or a few more hours
to give to Democrats, there's this little thing called the election that's coming up
very soon.
So yes.
Yeah, vote blue, you cowards.
Oh God, all of you.
All of you.
That's been my election slogan all year.
Vote blue, you cowards.
Yeah, I love watching Lindsey Graham cry.
Like, it's so weird because like I saw the polls where he was tied and now most of the
polls say he's up like up three or four and yet he's on Fox News every day like literally
begging for money.
Last night, Laura Ingraham had to be like, yeah, yeah, Lindsey, we're moving on.
Bye.
And she hung up on him.
Yeah, they cut him off on his shameless shilling.
Yeah, he was like, please give me more money!
You got one of those old-school-style stage hooks just creeping from off-camera, like, close to him as he begs for your money.
Yeah!
They played a slide whistle and everything.
Oh god, yeah.
It was so weird.
I mean, it was... Somebody gongs him!
Yeah!
I will not be making a gong sound effect myself.
Oh god, yeah.
I mean, it was just really strange.
But yeah, I mean, you can kind of see the flop sweat in most of these Republicans as the hour of reckoning draws ever closer.
So, I mean, here's to... I'm still so scared.
I'm just terrified.
I think I described it on one of my solo podcasts a while ago.
It's like, this absolutely, totally improbable thing is the only way you can lose the hand of poker, but until it doesn't happen, you're terrified.
Because the stakes are just so high.
A very on-brand for you.
It really is!
Boom.
A solidly on-brand Michael Raines.
Always, always me.
Oh, Lord.
If I can't bring up poker, JFK, or garbage, then what am I even doing with my life?
So, yes.
The stakes are just so high, and this is the world we live in, that this thing has to go the right way, or things get really bad really fast.
So, here we go.
So yeah, so that is that.
I gave you the seamless segue into the news.
You just went right into the news.
Nope, you failed me.
You failed me on every level.
This is Mike artificially adding that secret sauce of amateur hour bullshit that made our last podcast so successful.
Yeah, now with more vocal fry.
That's what our algorithm shows.
It's 100% intentional.
I'm giving him the credit.
Listeners, you give him the credit too.
This is Mike playing 4D chess.
That's what you want.
It's us going, uh... The rest of this podcast is just gonna be me laughing hysterically while the two of you have to carry it like Atlas on your shoulders.
The best part is for the most part your laugh is silent.
Yes!
I've been trying to not just burst in with my laughter.
I'm just doing this dumb, stupid, my-face-is-all-squishy laugh.
We'll pull it together there, Chief.
We gotta get into the cues in the news.
Okay, we're gonna do it.
We're gonna get into the cues in the news now.
It's happening.
We were all right there.
What's everyone's favorite death cult been up to this past week?
It's time for Q's in the News!
Uh, but anyways, what Q has been up to this week is nothing!
Uh, like, this election!
G'day everybody!
Yeah!
If only we had, like, an outro music to really queue up and just boom!
Make sure to tip your waitresses!
Oh yeah, oh god.
But it, like, On October 22nd, Q made a bunch of posts and then he was like, you know what?
This election really doesn't mean that much to me.
I'm out.
So Q just has taken a powder, like yelling about the coronavirus being a lie, Hunter Biden corruption, whatever, like all the things.
Can I read my favorite one?
Sure.
Oh yeah, read the angry, dumb thing he posted.
Yes.
This is 4938.
Q dropped 4938.
Please fix the bread and tidy up the ship.
All caps.
Just cue yelling at the people who run the message boards on Aitkun to, like, be cleaner about their craft.
Please fix the bread!
How dare you read that number?
That number is the most terrifying thing about that statement.
Yes.
Because, as far as I know, we are in the 30s on our expiration date.
Well, we're only going to 72 on like our actual deep dive and then after that we can cherry pick the hell out of it because it's all just nonsense after that.
The people want all of them.
This is our life now.
Even if we never get any more listeners, this is it.
For the rest of our lives, for 500 listeners a week, every cue drop.
Yeah, that's like a Brendan Fraser mummy curse.
I need a t-shirt that says, please fix the bread.
Yes!
I thought you were going to say you needed a t-shirt that said, please fix the mummy.
I was just like, that would be a good t-shirt.
Yeah, that one's for us.
He's just like begging you, please fix the mummy.
The mummy bread.
Oh god.
Like, the best part about that would be if we actually... If we used to make raps with.
Boo!
No.
No.
Don't anyone reward him for that.
But, uh, the... Hashtag rap in the Twitter.
But the, um...
The thing that was like so brutal is like there's a point in the Q drops where there's literally just 30 straight drops of Q just giving shoutouts to people who tweeted things.
So those would be the greatest things in the world to listen to the voice of Q do and then us like recapping it.
Ah, this is Q saying that like Sarah Smith from Saudi Arabia or whatever is a good person.
And this one is from Jim Bob from California.
Good egg according to Q.
And Julie Brown from Seattle.
Yep, Q loves her too.
It would be the greatest thing in the world, just these... A hell of our own creations.
Yes, just Q doing dumb shoutouts to his audience and just brofisting them.
So aside from the nothing, the scintillating nothing, what else has been going on in the news this week?
Well, the Hunter Biden laptop, which is like Pizzagate 2.0, the dumbest thing in the history of the world, just literally taking Pizzagate and just like cross out Hillary, replace with Biden.
But also take out pizza, replace with laptop, which is like way worse.
That was their biggest mistake.
You gotta keep it pizza-related, otherwise the people aren't gonna care that much.
Well, that was Anthony Weiner's laptop from Pizzagate.
This is, like, non-pizza crime, Hunter Biden laptop.
Nobody cared about the laptop part of Pizzagate.
The two parts of Pizzagate that people cared about were the pizza, And the fact that a guy brought a weapon into a building and etc.
Pizza first and foremost.
I believe in our country.
Now break it down for me.
What is on Hunter Biden's laptop?
Literally everything if you listen to QAnon.
It is all these different weird fever dreams about a possible criminal activity.
Be it Hunter Biden raping a Chinese child to Hunter Biden and his mighty man meat getting a foot job from some entity that is like off camera beyond their feet.
There's just Hey man, you have no idea how old those feet are.
like some sort of impropriety that almost always ends up being like
pedophilic in nature that Hunter Biden did and that Joe Biden condoned in some
way shape or form. Hey man, you have no idea how old those feet are. Those feet could
belong to anyone. Right, exactly.
This is where we're at in QAnon.
Joe Biden, condone.
I know I always talk to my father before I get an Asian foot job.
Yes, yeah.
You're like, hey dad, I'm in this crack house and I'm about to hire a massage girl to give me a foot job.
Are you okay with that?
And Joe Biden's like, damn right I'm okay with it.
Go get yours, son.
I mean, that's how everyone in the world works in their lives.
It's great.
I see some nonsense on Twitter where they're trying to peddle that Hunter Biden hooked up with Obama's daughter?
Yes.
Yeah, there's this weird, like, screwed up... That would be awesome.
Yeah, there's this, like, screwed up, like, credit card thing that, like, has Malia Obama's name on it.
And they're saying that, like, it's on the laptop and it's obvious that, like, Hunter and Malia were, like, banging and, like, somehow the credit card was involved in a payment of some kind.
Like again it's just not even like trying to get the details right or coherent you just just throw everything out like a scattergun and just hope that like something somewhere resonates and makes people go oh man look those those those rascally Bidens done did the bad thing.
So what's new with the laptop from hell this week?
Okay, so the Laptop from Hell this week has all the controversies, all the nonsense that's happened.
Now we have this Tony Bobulinski guy that, like, is the whistleblower who's coming out and gonna bring the whole thing down.
And he went on Tucker Carlson's show last night and, of course, like Tucker being a good Republican water carrier, He's just like, hey guy that's saying bad things about the Democrat, like, uh, say them on national television and make us all happy.
So the guy did.
Yeah, and while Tony was bumbling and mumbling about all of this, twice in the conversation with Tucker, he made it clear that he has Q-level clearance to Tucker.
He's like, by the way Tucker, I just want to let you know I have Q-level clearance.
And then like a little while later he's like, I don't know if you heard that clear enough.
Q-level clearance.
Me.
Tony Blagoski.
The man.
The myth.
The legend.
The guy with Q-level clearance.
And it's just like, you know what you're doing.
Tony knows the shit he's pulling by saying that.
That like, he knows the laptop.
He knows Hunter Biden.
He's like the inside dirt.
And he has Q-level clearance!
Anybody think that he may be outing himself as Q?
All of them.
Every one of them does.
There were a couple people who did go there that were like, hey, is this guy Q?
Like the actual, like, top-tier grifters.
I didn't see any of them, like, go for that 2 and 2 equals 4 connection.
But, um, the rank-and-file... I mean, they can't, because then they can never save their Q. Oh, the rank-and-file... Yeah, they can't really back any of these other pretenders to the Q throne.
Oh, um, the vast majority of, like, the Q grifters, like, know that their bread is buttered in, like, making Q a messianic figure that is, like, practically divine.
So, none of them are actually gonna, like, go for the throne themselves and be like, Hi, I'm Praying Medic, and I'm fucking Q!
Cause...
That should be the fantasy novel series that we write.
It's just Game of Thrones, but with Q. Yes!
Oh, absolutely.
Absolutely.
I'll work on that pilot tonight.
We'll have that banged out in no time at all.
Yeah, he has to stay the Wizard of Oz.
He has to be the man behind the curtain, controlling the big metal scary talking head.
If we ever see who Q really is, that's I don't know how much of the following at this point, because they're so committed, but I feel like it's half of them just out the door once they say it.
So did Bubulinski, or however you pronounce it, end up producing any evidence to back up these claims, or just saying it on Tucker Carlson?
Just hanging on Tucker Carlson, he did say that like someone who vaguely knew Hunter Biden in some way shape or form in one of Hunter's businesses like said that if you come out with all this stuff you're gonna be burying us and it's like way to go guys having some random person we don't know Tell you not to say the mean things about Hunter Biden because they could hurt Hunter Biden.
So great.
Congratulations.
You've totally turned this election on its ear.
Four more years for the God Emperor.
We did it.
We win.
This is another laptop thing.
I said it on Twitter.
If one of these idiots can verifiably produce something damning from Hunter Biden's laptop that they don't have, I'll let them fill out my ballot.
They can come just walk in the booth with me and just like, Punch whatever button they want, like, it's never going to happen.
Just one of them produces anything.
I'm not gonna lie, because most of the news sites I go to and stuff are either skew liberal, like, you know, HuffPo, or, you know, skew center, or more so, like AP News.
I thought the laptop thing kind of petered out and fucked off.
I had no idea it was still going strong because I just don't watch Fox News or whatever.
Yeah, it's really funny.
That's the kind of thing that makes it so hilarious is that...
Trump has to be so mad that his dumb conspiracy theories now need to achieve this incredible escape velocity to escape the Fox News Breitbart shit planet that they live on to actually get into the mainstream media and actually start making real people talk about them.
It's just sort of like, did you hear about Hunter Biden's laptop?
No, I don't watch Fox News, so why would I know about it?
People live in a heavily insulated echo chamber.
Even even more relevant, like I was telling you before the show, Alex Jones was on the Joe Rogan experience and was peddling the Hunter Biden laptop conspiracy theory among vaccine, anti-vaccine Bill Gates nonsense.
But he brought it up.
And I want to say Joe Rogan has a bigger listener base than Fox News has a viewer base.
That's possible, but I mean, Joe is such a weird dude and the Alex Jones, Joe Rogan dynamic is really funny because Alex is so jealous and bitter about Joe and he hates him so much on those levels that Joe's had so much more success than him.
But he will never go that crazy hard at Rogan because he knows Rogan is dumb enough to put him on his show every now and then and platform him.
Yeah, because Spotify kicked Alex Jones off, but Joe Rogan, they want as an exclusive.
Right.
And he'll have Alex Jones on.
Joe Rogan is like the weirdest motherfucker on the planet.
Like, that guy needs to pick a lane.
He's all over the place.
He really is.
On the one hand, he loves talking about, like, hallucinogenic drug use and sensory deprivation chambers while on DMT.
And on the other end, he likes to help prop up these conservative lunatics.
It's like, those two things don't really play well together, man.
Yeah, it's so weird.
He's just like, let's talk about drugs and like all this cool stuff and trying to open your third eye and like a spiritual awakening.
And now we're going to have the leader of the Proud Boys on to just talk about how like beating the shit out of people is great.
And it's just like, what the fuck are you doing?
Like, what is wrong with you?
Sure did.
Yeah.
I mean, it's just, it's just so like messed up that like that, that is like a thing that this guy does.
And he has a huge audience to mind poison with it.
And it's like, fuck.
Stop doing that, Joe Rogan.
Stop being a bad person.
Oh, Mike, do you want to tell us about what went on in Omaha last night?
Oh, I would love to because, holy shit, Trump doesn't only poison his followers with COVID, he also gives them hypothermia and sends them to the hospital.
So Donald Trump, obviously about to win in a landslide, according to all the good people
in QAnon and whatnot, will you, went to Nebraska to defend the one electoral vote, because
they do their electoral votes by district.
And like the Omaha district is very likely to go for Biden.
So Trump like ran there to try to save one electoral vote, and held a rally at an airport,
and they bust in his followers, and then his followers listened to the speech.
Trump left, got on his plane, flew away.
And the buses that had taken people four miles from their parking lots to the rally did not
return.
So Trump left and all of his supporters were now just left in the freezing cold in the middle of the night in Omaha, Nebraska to fend for themselves.
And at last count, seven people were hospitalized, 30 people had EMTs treating them at the scene.
It was the biggest shit show you could imagine.
It couldn't have happened to a nicer group of people than some Trump supporters.
I mean, it seems like a big win to me.
It's NEBRASKAN Trump supporters.
That's right.
Fuck you, Nebraska.
Oh, God.
Beastie Boys, rapping capabilities, Nebraska, bam.
All those things can get taken down in a peg or two.
But, yeah, it was just so bizarre that, like, this is the thing that happened.
Like, a week before the election, Donald Trump, like, aggressively attempts to kill more supporters, and not even just through COVID, which is kind of a thing that, like, takes a couple weeks to happen.
They actually had people, like, frozen on site, like, having to be hospitalized for hypothermia.
And it's just... The more I think about it, maybe I should be on board the Trump train, not voting for him, but just, like, as Not as our president, but more of a concept, like the world's first shot at a supervillain.
Like when Lex Luthor took the presidency in the comic books.
Right.
Like, granted, Lex Luthor was competent, so it's not the most apt comparison, but, you know, he's fucking killing people with viruses, he's killing people with the cold.
That sounds like some supervillain shit to me.
I actually saw a Daily Beast article just this week showing that the DOJ Under Trump is prosecuting child sex trafficking less than at any time in its history.
So, I don't know what that number means, but there you go.
Reality has no place in QAnon.
Reality has no place with what is actually happening under Trump.
Nobody has been more against child exploitation, except for maybe Abraham Lincoln, but even then.
Exactly.
Child exploitation than Donald Trump.
Alright, do we want to get to the main event?
Yes, it is time for the main event because we are now racing towards probably the most important Q drop that was ever made because very soon Q is going to put down his marker and go for the big win.
Okay, we got a lot of these to get through this time to get to the big payoff.
to happen even though he had said that like oh they were gonna happen soon now
they're gonna happen more soon and it's very we got a lot of get these to get
through this time to get to the big payoff so we're gonna strap in yeah so
this first one is literally Q entirely just stealing something from one of his
followers which is why it begins in the voice of 4chan neckbeard and then ends
with Q just sort of being like giving him a little pat on the head and a
a cookie.
Spy.png.
Silhouetted image of Spy vs. Spy from Mad Magazine.
What must be completed to engage MI over other three-letter agencies during the 1950s and 60s?
Federal troops and federalized National Guard forces accompanied by military intelligence personnel were deployed to help integrate Southern Schools 23 and to help deal with civil disorders in Detroit in 1967 and other cities the following year after the assassination of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. 24.
Throughout this period, military intelligence units also continued to collect data on Americans at home who were suspected of involvement in Subversive Activities 25.
In the late 1960s, the Pentagon compiled personal information on more than 100,000 politically active Americans in an effort to quell civil rights and anti-Vietnam War demonstrations into Discredit Protesters 26.
I love that he has footnotes.
I love that he has footnotes.
The army used 1,500 plainclothes agents to watch demonstrations...
Alright, pause this for a second, Mike.
One second.
What are these numbers?
What is actually happening here?
This is an idiot.
Q saw this idiot's post on 4chan and was like, oh my God, this is so good.
I've got to show it to everyone.
So Q is trying to signal boost random neck beard on 4chan's like, look, this is what our military did
back in the day.
This is how the army and military intelligence can coalesce to like bring about the necessary change that will defeat the deep state and save the world.
Completely ignoring the fact that this was all done under the evil Lyndon Johnson administration, where history's greatest monster and the man who probably killed Kennedy was running our nation under Moloch's direct orders.
Okay, so it sort of seems like, aside from the fact that he used that great spy-versus-spy style image in this post, this post seems like a huge nothing.
Sort of seems like with its length and its lack of content, we can just skip this one.
Uh, well, what, okay, so what Q actually says at the very bottom, well done, picture being painted.
That, that's the only thing Q says, correct?
Yeah and also at the end the neckbeard mentions ha ha ha Trump has military intelligence infiltrate Antifa and all the dissenting local governments.
So like the whole point is that like this giant military intelligence campaign that was conducted to like subvert dissent against the
Vietnam War, which you would think was a bad thing if you were against the government like fucking with
people, is now a good thing because Trump is fucking with Antifa and Black Lives Matter and
people that are against him. So basically like authoritarianism when a Democrat is president, bad.
Authoritarianism when Trump is president, incredible. I mean, well yeah, that's conservative playbook
shit right there.
They crave the yolk.
They can't wait for it.
Why do they always think Antifa has meetings like they're fucking Boy Scouts?
Trump can't get it out of his head.
Q can't either.
And these idiots also just like, oh, time to go down to the Antifa meeting.
I know I do that all the time.
I mean, it's like they're like Q's Batman or whatever.
We got like a Batman Joker thing.
Like they just kind of fight each other forever and nobody ever wins.
Right.
And it's the most tired old joke.
When did being anti-fascist become bad?
For conservatives?
I don't know.
Like a hundred years ago or so?
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah.
I mean, it's, it's so messed up that like, this is where they're at nowadays, where it's just like, if you are someone who doesn't like right-wing policies, you're like anti-American, a traitor and a monster who worships Satan, drinks the blood of children and needs to be executed.
And only some of those things are true.
Only some.
Only a few.
Speaking of drinking the blood of children, how about that next Q-Drop?
Oh, it's so full of blood drinking.
Well, actually it has no blood drinking that I know of, but it's definitely the next Q-Drop.
Some things must remain classified to the very end.
N.K.
is not being run by Kim.
He's an actor in the play.
Who is the director?
The truth would sound so outrageous, most Americans would riot, revolt, reject, etc.
The pedo networks are being dismantled. The child abductions for satanic rituals, i.e. Haiti and
other third world countries, are paused, not terminated until players in custody.
We pray every single day for God's guidance and direction as we are truly up against pure evil.
If you knew who was really running towards me, you would break your fucking mind.
This Q-champ is a rich meaty stew.
This is one of the best ones in a while.
This one is great because it's so intense.
I just love the idea that, like, the American people, if they found out that Kim Jong-un, who, like, probably maybe 40% of Americans could, like, discern what that name means, if America found out he truly wasn't running North Korea, we would all just, like, freak out and start breaking shit, rioting, flipping cars.
Did anyone else get whiplash?
Like, in that Q-drop?
It goes from Kim Jong-un is like an actor, North Korea, boom, pedo networks, like, just... Yeah, he's just hitting all the classics.
I mean, he's got like 28 Q-drops worth of content, so now it's time to just start, like, replaying all the greatest hits.
Yeah, this is, now that's what I call Q-drops.
Yes, this is volume one of now, this is what I call Q-drops.
I mean, but this one does have a fucking hot list of cute shit.
Yes.
We've got North Korea as the stand-in for the foreign bad guy.
We've got talk of revolt, pedo, Satan.
We've got an appeal to God himself.
El, can you take me through the memo pausing the satanic rituals?
Like, that was clearly sent out?
Oh yeah, to whoever it may concern.
As the head of your local satanic pedophile ring, we regret to inform you that we have suspended your activities pursuant to our investigations into your leadership.
But we will not be arresting anybody for reasons that would break your fucking mind!
into the US government.
There's nothing I enjoy more in this than the fact that Q makes it clear that the satanic rituals are paused.
They haven't finished them off yet, but we're pausing them.
They put them on pause, they're gonna pick that game back up later.
But you know, it's like what, if you have the juice to pause it, just terminate it.
Like, what are you talking about?
Right.
Like, I mean, I just love the idea that, like, pretty much you just have these, like, just monstrous demon people in Haiti and all around the world just, like, salivating at the idea that on January 20, at the moment, Joe Biden's hand touches the Bible and he's sworn in as president.
They can just get right back to slaughtering children for Moloch, and they're just gonna be like, oh man, that three-year period where Trump paused the child sacrifices was so painful, but now, blessedly, it's over, and now we can get back to worshiping Moloch properly.
The fires of industry start burning again.
Smoke starts rising out of the stacks.
A guy pulls the chain, the whistle blows, and you see the kids come by in the conveyor belts again.
Or they just get trudged through on like a teen gang wearing like no shoes.
They just start pouring out en masse.
Yeah, it's like the scouring of the shire scene in the reflection of the pool that Frodo looks at.
Yeah, there we go.
That's a deep cut nerd reference.
Only it's adrenochrome harvesting.
Oh yeah, that's all I am.
That Q drop was great.
I hate to see it go, but love to watch it walk away.
Real quick, is this the first time Q is overtly Christian there at the bottom?
We pray every single day for God's guidance.
They say Godspeed Patriots like a billion times, except for that one time when they misspelled it and gave us our catchphrase.
Yeah.
I mean, Q, this is like, that's like kind of like the first time that Q really went like hard into the whole thing where he was just like, hey Christians, guess what?
I'm totally Christian too, bro.
Got your back.
So yeah, I mean, but like, he's going to get into that a little bit more.
Finally, he's outed himself as Christian.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, the idea that Q is anything other than a het-cis-christian-male-dude of the highest, like, just boomerism is like, in this case, a horchant role.
We know he is.
It's Bobulinski or whatever.
Yeah, yeah, it's Sotapopinski.
Sotapopinski.
But whatever.
Give us number 30.
Giving you number 30.
Would you believe a device was placed somewhere in the WH that could actually cause harm to anyone in the room and would, in essence, be undetected?
Fantasy, right?
When Trump was elected, you can't possibly imagine the steps taken prior to losing power to ensure future safety and control.
When was it reported Trump Jr.
dropped his SS detail?
Why would he take that huge risk, given what we know?
I can hint and point, but cannot give too many highly classified data points.
These keywords and questions are framed to reduce sniffer programs that continually absorb and analyze data then pushed to z-terminals for eval.
Think XKSC on steroids.
Wow.
I love it when he does the dumb hacker shit.
I love it when he does the dumb hacker shit.
It's so fucking just such boomer brain bullshit where he's like, the sniffer programs on the Z terminals.
It's like, oh my god.
No, we need to talk about the secret device that can cause harm to anyone in the room.
The heart attack gun.
A pain device.
That's just called a gun.
It's just a gun, right?
It could be undetected.
It's undetected.
Trump accidentally walks into the Oval Office for the first time and just gets hit by this pulsing heart attack ray.
His head just blows up like on The Boys.
It's a cancer gun like on Harley Quinn.
Why would you make that?
Yeah, exactly.
It's just like some ridiculous DSX Mackina that is like a completely harmless looking device just murders anyone it wants to.
It's like to the outside world it looks like a Faberge egg.
Globes, it's in the corner and people are just like, why does anybody keep globes in their rooms?
It's like, this is my motherfucker.
It's button liquefies Trump.
It's a Gundam that shoots ice bullets?
Ice bullets, Mike, you love that.
Oh yes, it's all about the ice bullets.
I live only for ice bullets.
It's just this absolute gibberish.
I also love how the back half of this is Q humble bragging himself, just being like, I'm hot shit.
I can tell you more, but then they'll track me down using the z-points.
Yeah.
God.
I'm here to tell you, maybe don't abbreviate Secret Service as SS.
Like, that's an unfortunate abbreviation.
If you're a Q follower, that's a very fortunate abbreviation.
And the thing about that is that it's absolutely wrong because of what you just said, the abbreviation for the Secret Service is U.S.S.S., United States Secret Service, because they don't want that association.
But someone with Q-level clearance would know that, right?
Oh, of course!
Obviously.
Oh my god, how would you not?
I love how science fiction-y this one is.
It includes, like, the hacker shit and, like, the super-secret Inviso Ray of Pain, and it talks about, like, you know, the government's hyper-advanced, like, Internet text scrubbing programs.
I kept waiting for aliens and instead I got secret pain machine.
This is much better.
Yes, this is the greatest.
Well, dude, the QAnon is heating up.
Let's see what's going on.
Let's see if you can keep it going at 31.
Much better.
Oh, I believe in Q. I truly believe.
World stalemate.
We all have the goods on everyone else.
That's part of the reason why some things that tie back to foreign heads of state will remain classified.
Not all.
We are in one of the most critical times of our country.
Trump and others are working to balance the we're doing well for America, for the common person to endorse, while at the same time purify our government and remove the bad actors who are entrenched.
There is so much string pulling and blackmail that we need to cut these off to truly gain the power granted to us by the patriots and hard-working people of this great country.
So Q's become functionally illiterate at this point.
What?
Now we're back to the Tom Clancy bullshit and Q is boring again.
And also he can't speak.
I mean like half the time the things he says are like not English.
It's word jumble.
Bring back the invisible ice gun!
Yes, where's the ice gun, you prick?
I mean, oh my god.
And, again, it's just this whole thing where, like, Q is trying to, like, build suspense for, like, the big payoff versus, oh, we can't go too fast or everything will just fucking explode and that would be really bad!
Derpa derpa!
So you just have this like constant like push and pull of Q like trying to keep everyone jeeped up and excited that there's gonna be a big payoff but also the payoff would be so big we can't even handle it.
You couldn't deal with it so we gotta give you a smaller payoff and you'll be okay with it then.
Shout out to the Hideo Kojima love in this one.
Capital P Patriots.
We know who he's talking about.
Oh, the Lali Lulei Lo.
Oh, man.
Raiden, you have to believe me.
It's the Wizards and the Warlocks.
Oh, yeah, the Wizards and Warlocks got laid off, apparently.
We no longer have them.
It was a sad day in Wizard and Warlock land.
Well, the good news is, there's nothing boring except for the capital P Patriots and the fact that it starts with WORLD STEAL ME.
Hillary was about to be arrested.
Podesta and Huma were about to be arrested.
We were going to crush the Deep State.
Now we're at a stalemate.
Fuck.
Sorry guys.
Bit off a little more than I could chew a few minutes ago.
Hopefully we'll get initiative soon again and be able to push forward.
Just to check in, this is November 1st, 2017.
Yeah, so we're now two days away from Podesta's arrest and the world being saved.
So we're racing towards a deadline here.
Speaking of racing towards a deadline, some of the ones towards the meteor end of this are like onto tomes, so we should keep soldiering forward.
I'm just going to burn 32 and 33 in one shot here because they're very small and not great.
Maybe one day, but it cannot go slow.
The initial wave will be fast and meaningful.
It will send a signal to others immediately, and you'll see the tide turn.
Not even the MSM can hide, and rest assured, some will be jailed as deep cover agents.
I'm hopeful my time spent here was not wasted.
Note few if any shills inside this thread.
Reason for that.
It's being monitored, recorded, and analyzed, and don't want the clutter.
Take good care.
God bless.
What?
So Q is left again.
Q is again quitting.
It's over.
We're done.
This is Q's big ramp up to taking off.
Who's monitoring Q?
4chan?
The Deep State.
The Deep State knows Q is real and that Q is sending very powerful intelligence to the public that they can't let get out and so the Eye of Sauron has just turned to 4chan and now they're observing it and getting ready to strike and bring down Q and his Using their XQSECX.
Yes.
Their sniffer programs.
Their invisible pain machines.
Yes, all of these.
The Matrix's with three X's.
Yep.
Oh god, the spooky grooves.
All of these things.
All of it's coming.
All of it's coming hot and heavy at Q's skull.
And your dad's there.
He's cocking a shotgun.
I also enjoy that Q declares here on November 1st, 2017 that the initial wave will be fast and meaningful.
Cut to 2020.
Nothing has happened.
Nothing will ever happen.
Glacial pace.
Yes, the glacial pace of all this.
Still waiting on that wave.
Oh, any day now.
Any fucking day.
That molasses disaster that happened in Boston.
1800s or whatever.
The slow-moving disaster of all time.
Is the wave gonna precede the storm or does the storm precede the wave?
Oh, the ultimate chicken and egg of QAnon.
Oh god.
Oh man, yeah.
Wave-storm.
It's both of these things.
It is both a wave and a storm.
You listeners can't see me frantically hand gesturing.
The new sign language standard for Stormwave.
Stormwave!
Oh god, the Stormwave.
It's all about Stormwave.
Oh man, too bad we went with Hellworld.
Stormwave is a pretty good one.
The Stormwave podcast.
I don't know how we fit Q into that to make people know what it's about.
People would definitely think we were a white power podcast.
We can just talk about how great it is to be Caucasian.
Yes.
You know, it's great being white.
Yes.
But are we?
Probably.
We have a podcast.
Right.
Oh, God.
So I'm looking ahead into the future and 34 looks 34 is a big one.
We probably don't want to split that one up a little bit so the viewers don't have to suffer through another endless parade of drivel like the first one we started with.
Okay, so yeah, I'm gonna bring up 34 now and I'll stop it at like a minute in.
All right.
Okay, here we go.
This is it, the seminal work of Q. Q drop 34, if it'll ever come up.
Q clearance Patriot.
My fellow Americans, over the course of the next several days you will undoubtedly realize that we are taking back our great country, the land of the free, from the evil tyrants that wish to do us harm and destroy the last remaining refuge of shining light.
On PODESTA's order, we have initiated certain fail-safes that shall safeguard the public from the primary fallout which is slated to occur 11-3, upon the arrest announcement of Mr. PODESTA, actionable 11-4.
Confirmation to the public of what is occurring will then be revealed and will not be openly accepted.
Public riots are being organized in serious numbers in an effort to prevent the arrest and capture of more senior public officials.
On POTUS's order, a state of temporary military control will be actioned and special ops carried out.
Okay, so this is it.
It's all fucking happening.
Wow.
It's seriously kicked into fucking high gear now.
Yes.
So the way this is written, are we sure that this didn't start off as an alternate reality game?
It very well could have.
I mean, this could have.
The way that it's written with this big ramp up, it's written sort of ARG style where people have deciphered enough clues and then this is the final clue before the thing That's supposed to happen and then you get a URL that shows you that it was all viral marketing for something.
So he posted at 33, was it two in the morning?
Right?
Yeah.
And then 20 hours later, and that was him leaving.
He's like, take care, take good care.
God bless.
This is me out.
I'm not yet Q. And then boom, he comes back 10 o'clock.
It's 20 hours later and he is Q.
False leaks have been made to retain several within the confines of the United States to prevent extradition and special operator necessity.
Alright, let's get to the rest of it and then we can do the chest.
Okay, the rest of QD34.
False leaks have been made to retain several within the confines of the United States to prevent extradition and
special operator necessity.
Rest assured, the safety and well-being of every man, woman, and child of this country is being exhausted in full.
However, the atmosphere within the country will unfortunately be divided as so many have fallen for the
corrupt and evil narrative that has long been broadcast.
We will be initiating the Emergency Broadcast System, EMS, during this time in an effort to provide direct message, avoiding the fake news, to all citizens.
Organizations and or people that wish to do us harm during this time will be met with swift fury.
Certain laws have been pre-lifted to provide our great military the necessary authority to handle and conduct these operations at home and abroad.
So our boy Q has upgraded to just like straight up prose.
Like this is just like the actual conclusion of a book written in pieces on this message board.
Bro, laws have been pre-lifted.
Yeah, by the way, Congress just totally agreed to the suspension of certain laws so that our military can just do illegal shit and it will be totally cool.
None of this stuff is happening yet, and yet people are already planning riots?
Yeah, oh I mean Qdrop1 was... Lots of riots.
Yeah, I mean like Q, like one of the big things about Q is that the Deep State knows this shit is coming and is working to stop it.
I mean Qdrop1 literally said expect massive riots organized in defiance.
So like whenever you see any Antifa or BLM like protest, Q already glommed on to that as being like a sign of the bad guys doing the bad thing.
They're all Deep State ops.
Yes, they're all Deep State Soros funded ops to destroy our world.
At any moment someone could come and whisper a Deep State code word in your ear and boom you're activated.
Riot time.
Laws have been lifted.
We're gonna, man, how has someone not made fake emergency broadcast messages on YouTube with just like, Patriots, now is the time, no fake news here.
That'd be terrifying.
What's really funny about that is that he calls it EMS and it's like the EBS, it's the Emergency Broadcast System, not the Emergency Message System.
So, like, again, you're a Q-Clearance patriot who knows everything, doesn't know very basic things about our government and how it works.
Yeah, and then take me, Q-Clearance is Department of Energy, right?
Right, yes, exactly.
So nothing to do with, like, Uh, state actions or the military.
It's Department of Energy.
It's... It's nuclear energy.
Yeah, I mean, that's like the only thing that Q could actually, like, use as a crutch to try to, like, defend his, uh, claims of the Q-level clearance matters.
Being like, oh yeah, I deal with, like, nuclear warheads and, uh, that stuff and it's very super important.
Adrenochrome-fueled warheads.
We're gonna fight them.
The Democrats are going to fire them into Democratic good guys and turn them into super monsters.
It's going to be like the end of the Amazing Spider-Man movie where the gas is turning everyone into lizard people.
That's the secret of every nuke missile has an orphan heart in it.
I don't know.
Like, this is all gibberish.
I'm just spitballing here.
Yeah, I'm just spitballing.
What's evil and satanic sounding?
I can write a Q-drop.
Nukes have orphan hearts.
I mean, this shit has been pretty wild.
I mean, like, you know, in a narrative full of big swings, this is obviously the biggest one.
Like, this is him doubling, tripling, and quadrupling down.
He's just like, not only is the couple of things I've already mentioned going to happen, Uh, on November 3rd and November 4th, but the following other things are going to happen.
Yeah, oh yeah, and we're going to declare martial law for some ill-defined reason because our military just couldn't arrest people without that, or we can't actually, we can't actually do this legally.
We have to do this illegally, but it's cool because we're the good guys and they're the bad guys.
Well, it's legal now because they pre-lifted certain laws.
That is a wild statement in a A long-ass Q drop filled with wild statements.
I want to know how you pre-lift a law.
I just want to understand that process.
He's got it in the queue.
The people responsible for getting the word out when the law gets lifted, they'll know.
Right.
Is this The Purge?
Is he initiating The Purge?
I gotta be pre-lifting a purge platform.
Yes.
We're doing it.
We're going straight purge here, baby.
Okay, well, let's go ahead and fire off 35.
It's also kind of long, so I don't know if we want to split that one up as well.
But then we can start talking about the initial chunk of Q narrative.
Yeah.
Okay, here's 35.
POTUS will be well insulated, protected on AF1 and abroad.
Specific locations classified.
While these operations are conducted due to the nature of the entrenchment.
It is time to take back our country and make America great again.
Let us salute and pray for the brave men and women in uniform who will undertake this assignment to bring forth peace, unity, and return power to the people.
It is our hope that this message reaches enough people to make a meaningful impact.
We cannot yet telegraph this message through normal methods for reasons I'm sure everyone here can understand.
Follow the questions from the previous threads and remain calm.
The primary targets are within DC and remain at the top on both sides.
The spillover in the streets will be quickly shut down.
Look for more false flags.
Stay alert, be vigilant, and above all, please pray.
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
Love is patient, love is kind.
God bless my fellow Americans.
4, 10, 20.
Yup, that's exactly what we did.
Remember that weird thing that happened on 4chan three years ago?
Man, let's do a deep dive on that.
Man, good thing that didn't become an actual thing that the President of the United States is, like, not denouncing or grappling with three years later during an election.
That's, whew, what a relief that is.
What a weight off my shoulders.
Remember that time Q quoted a Bible verse that people read at their weddings?
Yeah, so now at the end of all this, Q has outed himself as, like, an intense Christian.
And also, this is when he finally drops it.
He has got the Q clearance.
So these two posts are, like, laying the groundwork for the identity of the person that is Q.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, and they're a deeply Christian patriot who
loves America, not so much the legal system and due process because we've free lifted some laws to crush the baddies
and all. But yeah, he's
has a wild heart on or wet on or both for the Marines.
Yep.
And my favorite part of this Q-drop is the fact that at the end of it he signed it 4-10-20 and then like literally a few Q-drops later, spoiler alert, he gets mad at his idiot followers for not decoding what 4-10-20 means.
Because Q was supposed to be this incredibly basic, ultra-beginner-level escape room for people to figure out and solve.
And when his followers were like, what are these numbers?
He's like, goddamn it, you idiots.
You absolute cretins.
Here's the answer.
I hate you so much.
But you just have this schmuck who is throwing all this shit at the wall now.
I also love the idea that I can't say more than I've already said, even though I've literally told a small quantity of people there's going to be a literal war in America in two days.
That there's actually going to be military people shooting paid protesters who are going to be fighting the military to try to prevent, I don't know, Nancy Pelosi from being cuffed and stuffed.
Because reasons.
Before we get too far away from it, what did 4-10-20 mean when it was Dakota?
41020 is Donald Trump's initials in alphanumeric code, D-J-T.
How boring.
Yes, exactly.
So wait a minute, does that help weave into the Q plus narrative?
No, because Q Plus came up like a million years later when Q just... Because as you can tell, Q still is not signing his drops with a Q anymore.
We're still ages away from that little aesthetic of this whole thing.
And then it went much longer than that before Q finally fat-fingered a drop and signed it Q Plus.
And then they had to work out some bullshit reason for why he signed that drop Q Plus and not Q.
If I were them, and I'm not, but if I were, and you know, contact my agent if you want to give me some money, people who are writing for Q. I would cite this as proof that the Q plus thing is legit because this is Q signing one of his posts with the initials for Donald Trump.
Yes.
And he has one of the most terrifying, this has some of the most terrifying shit in a Q drop.
Who will undertake the assignment to bring forth peace, unity, and return power to the people?
That is some full-on Nazi propaganda right there.
Oh, we're the good guys.
We're the good guys who are going to pre-lift certain laws and then have our military crush our enemies for the good of you.
I mean... Oh, and he said the thing.
He said the title of the movie.
And we'll make America great again.
Yes.
Oh god, he said it!
He said the thing!
He will return power to the people!
Yeah.
Oh yeah, we, oh god, yeah.
It's Bane standing on the courthouse talking about how he's gonna make Gotham great again.
This is honestly the most, like, scary Q-Drop to me.
This one is just genuinely terrifying.
I love my favorite thing is just how like hardcore Krishna at the end it gets where he's just like be alert stay vigilant and above all else please pray like that's the thing that's really important that like keep your head on a swivel because like some MK ultra brainwashed lunatic might whip out a gun and start shooting into a crowd at any moment So your vigilance and your alertness are important, but oh man, you've got to beg God to help us out here.
We really need the big guy in the sky on our side or things might go tits up.
So if you happen to catch a bullet because you were doing too much praying and not enough vigilance, tough break, but it was worth it.
Totally worth it in the long run.
I like that it sort of seems like RiddlerQ had tried to sign off short and sweet.
And the people on 4chan refused to accept it.
So now here's Penguin Q coming in to try to also sign off in the Penguin Q way to see if it'll stick.
And the people on 4chan are just like, no, we will not let you die!
What a chump!
This is like one of the most basic and boring, like, Bible verses that he signs off with.
He could have chosen something from Revelations and been just like, duh-duh-duh, Michael Bay music, just epic sign-off.
But no, love is patient, love is kind?
Yeah, he went and drawn 316.
I mean, oh my god.
It's like, just, man.
That's like the thing people hold that sign at the football game.
I mean, come on.
Hit us with a deep cut.
Do something here.
Do some Hellraiser stuff.
Jesus wept.
Yeah.
And spoiler warning, he's back at his bullshit again within two hours.
Yes, of course.
Always.
This is a man who just can't quit.
Nope.
Or a man who can't quit.
Well, the next one's Riddler Q. Like, in rare form.
Like, the most Riddler-ly ever.
Riddler-ly?
So, 35 posts in, how do we feel about Qt?
Do we feel like we know the guy or guys?
Do we feel like we understand what they're about?
Like, how would we grade Disjointed.
Absolutely disjointed and it's also just like they don't really understand what the the reason for what they're doing is like they just like say like weird shit like we're gonna make America great again There was like a couple q-drops that were like really all about like how we got to arrest these people so we can finally pass some important legislation and it's like why?
At this point in time Republicans controlled the House and the Senate and Yeah, the Democrats could filibuster stuff, but you can use reconciliation.
McConnell could nuke the filibuster.
You don't have to put Hillary Clinton in leg irons to get your legislation through.
There are other ways to do it.
He just can't decide how fanciful he wants to be.
We had satanic cultists child slavery rings and then and secret pain invisible ice guns and then he's talking about oh we need to arrest bad actors and get certain laws passed i'm like well that's normal shit and the other stuff is like cuckoo bananas yeah yeah i mean unsurprisingly i too would grade it a see me after class
And I would definitely need to talk to the person who wrote this to try to figure out what the fuck they were trying to commit to paper.
But I guess the most important question, and I guess I'm just gonna ask this one directly to you, Mike, is, at this point, what do you think the point was?
I feel like at this point it was just epic shitposting with an effort to see if they could rile up their fellow channers and they could join the the elite people like FBI Anon, Highway Patrol Anon, there was Mega Download Anon, or Mega Anon as it were.
There were all these other people who had come onto 4chan, claimed to be an insider with some sort of secret clearance or intelligence and information.
built an audience of people who wanted to hear their bullshit and then those people like generally kind of flamed out over time.
So it just feels like what all Q was doing was he had just seen other like government insider Anon characters and he was like i'm gonna be one of them because that shit
looks fun and like people like just totally love it and i'm here and i'm gonna be the next
political slenderman right exactly i mean like that was that was what it feels like the dream was and so
like at this moment like you had that giant post from the neckbeard up above and
At this point, like, Q has an audience and, like, he's getting that, like, nerd dopamine hit from, like, being a guy that now has a fanbase.
He's, like, getting likes and retweets or what they would be on 4chan.
He's like, oh my god, people are actually, like, following this shit.
And it really feels like he was kind of, like, flailing and like on our previous podcast he was like flailing to come up with anything that had any like meat on it and then like he sat down on November 1st like took a few deep breaths like got into his discord chat with his other friends and like came up with some stuff that like had some meat on the bones and really just freaked the shit out of everybody
So, like, I mean... Is the movement... When does the movement really start?
Like, we're looking at early... This is the... This is where it's literally begun.
He just has, like, 4chan followers at this point, right?
Right.
The movement gets bigger once he gets to 8chan.
And, like, by mid-2018 is, like, when QAnon actually starts becoming something that's, like, percolating beyond the chans and stuff like that.
Every now and then when I check my Twitter feed I see that I joined Twitter in August of 2018 and I had been hearing about QAnon in the periphery for a couple months before that.
I'm not a blue-pilled normie jamoke, I'm an Illuminati tracking weirdo.
So like uh that's when it first like got on my radar and then that's when I started the the Twitter feed and so on.
So like it's this is very nascent and it gets bigger in 2018 and then it just never stops getting bigger and then it's like petering out like oh man we've dodged a bullet thank god this QAnon thing is losing steam and then COVID hits and we have the world lockdown and everyone's trapped in their computers all day every day and then it's just like If you don't have COVID, guess what?
Now you can get addicted to QAnon.
Boom!
And now we're just totally fucked.
So like, COVID was like a massive light.
Between the election and COVID, QAnon just got this massive shot in the arm from current events in 2020.
Mike, I have a question for you.
Maybe you can answer for me because I just don't know anything about this shit.
Yeah.
So as far as I know, the Q phenomenon takes place on these message boards and the message boards Like, they don't keep track of who you are, but you present to yourself using like a trip code or whatever.
Right.
Like an ID that presents, that identifies you as the same person.
Yeah.
So, is it just the way this particular website is formatted, or is it true that a bunch of these posts have different user IDs?
Oh they do have different trip codes and like there has been all kinds of people who've claimed they were like involved in the initial start of Q who will say oh I wrote the the Q drops that had this trip code but I didn't write the Q drops that had that trip code so there's all kinds of speculation and commentary on that and the thing about 4chan is like there's really no way to verify anything on 4chan So, only when Q migrated to 8chan, where they did have, like, a more secure password generates trip code setup, could you actually, like, kind of quote-unquote verify that Q is really Q, given us the hard-hitting intel from the Trump administration?
So what you're saying is, at least at the outset, that there were even people inside of that community that were like, Q was multiple people, I was one of those people.
Yeah, oh yeah.
There's all kinds of people that have talked about them being in the group chat and working on this stuff.
And if you believe those people or not, there's this one guy named James Brower who claimed he wrote some of the first Q-Drops.
Jordan Sather, the guy that tells people to drink bleach and that there are Nazis living under the South Pole and all that other stuff.
There's an actual YouTube video of Jordan Sather saying, and there's this guy called Q who is James Brower and he has a lot of interesting things to say and if you ever bring that up to Jordan Sather he'll immediately block you because he's never going to give Brower the credit for being Q because that would fuck his whole grift up.
So, like, that kind of thing, like, Jack Posabeck, who is a right-wing shitlord, like, Posabeck claims he was, like, in on the start of Q and, like, knows, like, the initial people.
So, like, that kind of, like, origins of Q story thing is, like, just a rabbit hole you could go down to for forever.
All right, well, we did it, boys.
We made it through the first chunk of the Q timeline.
Yes, we have defeated basically like the first half of the 72 Q drops that are pretty much the good stuff of Q. And after Q drop 72, it's just sort of like, hey, how about local sports team?
They sure did good last night, didn't they?
I mean, he's just... Maybe we'll take a little bit of a break for a pot or two.
Maybe we'll spread our wings.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, I forgot that that's coming up in a week.
into the back half of this. Well, I mean, the other thing is, is that we're gonna have this
little event called the end of the world next week. So, I mean, we could talk about... Oh yeah,
I forgot that that's coming up in a week. Yeah, I guess that, I guess that fucking does mean that
this is a good time to wrap it. Yeah, see, yeah, the end of the world kind of is gonna be something...
We're gonna spread our wings and talk about the actual apocalypse that just happened.
Yeah, we're going to be like, so Donald Trump won all 50 states.
Fuck.
Guess we're going to be rounded up and killed.
So, uh, catch y'all on the flip side.
Storm is happening podcast.
Stormwave.
One more podcast.
The Stormwave Podcast.
We're going to talk for 45 minutes and then commit group suicide on the air.
I don't know how we're actually going to hit send or anything, but yeah, it's going to be great because we know whose backs are going against the wall and it's ours.
So, wonderful.
number four Store wave in a heart carved into a tree. Yes
With a soft voice. We're here for the storm wave. Yes Oh god, of course on the reverse of all of this is if if
next to if this coming Tuesday goes well then this will be the
shot in Freud a podcast as we just like pull up all these tweets from all
these dickheads that have been promising the 50 state landslide and it's like
Oh look Biden almost got 400 electoral votes. Here's your bowl full of dicks morons
Or the likely third path, which is probably what we're going to be on, is that Biden is at a confirmed... Or horribly contested election.
Well, I think it's more likely that Biden's going to have like 260 electoral votes confirmed, Trump has like 150.
And we're just waiting on a few more ballots in Pennsylvania or Michigan to put Biden over the top.
And literally just queuing on Twitter is just like, stop the vote for some reason!
Don't let this happen!
And at some point, Wednesday or Thursday, some state will have enough ballots counted that they'll be like, now Biden's hit 270.
Tough break, losers.
Boop!
So yeah.
We can only hope for it.
But in the meantime, do we have any listener questions as we wrap up this week?
We do have some questions from our beloved listeners.
Chairman Walkman says, I remember maybe 2015 listening to a conspiracy-minded chief of mine that queue clearance was a thing.
I was wondering, and if so, where, pops up any conspiracy, if it pops up any other conspiracy theories.
For reference, this is when I held a TS, top secret, slash SCI clearance.
They held an S. I just, I was figuring there was a weirdo chief who liked to bring up bits of trivial side NWO conspiracy stuff.
So yeah, Q-Clearance is real and we've talked about it before that it is Department of Energy and I think like civilians get it.
It's like basically if you're a contractor and you work with the DOE you can just get Q-Clearance because they like want to like make sure that you're above board before they do business with you.
But based on what we know about Q-Clearance it sort of seems like The person who used it to adopt their moniker on the internet may have just guessed a letter that sounded cool and got lucky.
It's very possible.
Or they just like, or they literally were like a 4chan shitposter who knew a guy who knew a guy who had queue clearance.
He was like, wow, that sounds so cool.
And it turns out again, that guy is literally just a jermoke who interfaces with the government as part of his business.
Um, so yeah, so to answer your question, Q-level clearance is real, but I've never heard of it in any specific other conspiracy theory.
What's it?
No.
No, this is Q making Q-level clearance a weird part of his conspiracy origin story is unique to him.
HypnotizedChickenConspiratorialCongressionist asks if I have seen a video.
It's an honest government ad about Q, which is an awesome video that is on YouTube.
Yeah, yeah, and I don't say this because and I don't say this just because the guy who made it gave me a shout out and Basically one of the early parts of the video is almost like a word-for-word a dunk I had used on cue in one of my threads that he just brings up and dunks on cue with Which just made me so happy that he did that so honest government ad guy.
Thank you so much for that that was really cool and awesome that my work got like a So I guess the answer to that question is yes, Mike has seen it.
Yeah, and now his head has swollen to three times its normal size.
Mike has seen it and his hubris is now immense as a result of it.
Yeah, and now his head is swollen to three times its normal size.
Oh god, I am the Grinch of arrogance. I am arrogance Grinch.
He looks like an arrogance blowpop. All the blood in his body has gone to his head,
leaving only a twig-like stick body below it floating around.
Yes, I am... I'm gonna be the next Slender Man.
Fuck you, Q.
Chairman Walkman continues to pummel us with questions and asks, so is the whole conspiracy just a cheap reskin of the NWO satanic panic?
Is there any key differences?
The difference is that there's a hero.
Because in the NWO satanic panic shit, all you could do is pray to God and hope that God would like step in and throw some elbows for you.
Whereas with QAnon, Donald Trump is your stand-in for God who's gonna get shit done on your behalf.
Trump's also there, nodding approvingly.
Appearing in the clouds like Simba's dad.
Oh, yes, absolutely.
Oh, God's giving a hearty thumbs up to Trump as he gets ready to kill all the liberals, but we're no longer asking for locusts and rivers turning into streams of blood or other signs of divine providence.
We're just asking Donald Trump to just order the military to round up all his enemies, put their backs against the wall, and then fill them with lead.
And also, because we have The Commander-in-Chief as the main protagonist for our story, as like our heroic champion, that means that this time around the conspiracy gets to be even more military styles.
Because your average American probably doesn't know what the President is capable of, so when Q tells you that the President can just point his finger and have the Marines assail a target or destroy a nation or whatever, they might believe it because he's the President.
They don't know what he can do.
Oh yeah, exactly.
Absolutely.
It's very much a conspiracy theory from a position of strength, which is very weird.
Because usually conspiracy theories are made from a position of weakness, where you're the trod upon, you're the beaten down, you're the loser.
And the reason why that is happening is because the rich and powerful have undermined you and kneecapped you.
This is a conspiracy theory where the president is your champion and hero and he won the election, he beat the bad guys, but now he's going to beat them even more.
Which is, like, really weird.
Because you would think that, like, they had already lost when Hillary lost the election to this guy.
But it's like, no!
Not only is she going to lose the election, she's going to go to jail, then she's going to die, then she's going to burn in hell, then she's going to go to Hell 2.0, which is even burnier!
I mean, it's just like, how much more suffering can we inflict on Hillary Clinton before these people are happy?
It is genuinely weird how obsessed they became with her, even years later.
It's really funny because the last two weeks I've noticed a little bit of a shift in QAnon to being more anti-Biden, more hating Biden.
But this whole year they were still just getting themselves off on hating Hillary, hating Michelle Obama, hating Barack Obama.
Guys you do know that you're not running against any of those people that the guy that's actually going to like remove Trump from the White House potentially is not these people and they're like Biden we're just gonna go at the people we hate and it's like only now in this late hour with Biden miles ahead in the polls and like half of America who plans to vote already voted they're like hey wait a minute Joe Biden's a satanist who drinks the blood of children and it's like I don't know maybe you could have got on that shit like a year ago try to like raise those negatives of the guy that's actually running for president a little a skosh I mean I don't know but nope you had to spend like two years just being like Hillary Clinton's gonna die we hate Hillary Clinton boo Hillary it's just so weird it's just like so fucked up that they never discarded their enemies and they're just so angry that the Democrats didn't pick one of their like beloved adversaries to be his opponent like
It would be like a fan of like a Superman comic being like, where's Lobo?
What the fuck?
Oh, come on.
I don't want him to be fighting someone else.
This is lame.
I don't want Cyborg.
Boo!
Lobo.
Yeah.
Hey, I don't know.
That's me!
I'm all about, like, the topical humor.
Anyways, our grand inquisitor A.I.S.
Millard now has abbreviation Spooky.
Spooooooky.
You gotta put a third O in Spooky in order to make it really spooky, friend.
But he says, Assuming Trump loses, what will post-election QAnon look like?
Will a loss overall cause more growth in Q or begin a waning period?
That is so hard to say.
Could go either way, really.
Yeah.
I'm willing to bet that it's gonna go big instead of going under.
Maybe it goes big and then it pops?
I think yeah to me I think it's more along the lines of the fact that the people that believe in it are going to be like kind of like hardened and jaded but it's gonna and like that might cause like an initial influx of people that get like proselytized to because now like the QAnon lunatics will be like that much more like hyperactive and aggressive to recruit but then once Biden gets in and like years pass It's now going to be harder for the movement to grow because now the movement is literally the exact same thing as the Illuminati New World Order shit.
Because you don't have the president who's about to step in and save the world.
You don't have a champion with the gravitas of the presidency to like make a big win.
So it's you think they start grooming one for 2024?
Oh, I think there's going to be, I think there's going to be an absolute QAnon
primary in 2024, that's going to be like really, like just terrifying in the
Republican party. I feel like you're going to have like, um, the post Trump
Republicans like Mitt Romney, Charlie Baker, um, people that are like, uh, John
Kasich, people that are going to be kind of like, Hey, that Trump thing was
fucking weird, but we're all just about like small government, like limited
taxes, like, uh, responsible Reaganomics.
And then you're going to have like the fascists like Tom Cotton, who
Who are gonna be just like, you know, Trump was just a little wrong on the edges, but for the most part he was, like, right.
And I'm just gonna run as, like, Trump 2.0, but not with the conspiracy shit.
And then the final wing is gonna be just like the QAnon batshit loons, which could be Don Jr.
It's possible.
I mean, Lord knows what Trump's, like, brain is gonna look like in four years.
Trump could run for president again in 2024 and say that he got jobbed in 2020.
So, like, we could have that happen.
We could have, like, a family member of the Trump family run.
We could have Trump himself run.
We could have Michael Flynn run.
Most uncharismatic idiot ever, Kushner.
So you're gonna basically have, like, the Trump was a bad idea Republicans, the Trump was a good idea but not QAnon Republicans, and then the QAnon Republicans.
So you're gonna have, like, this, like, just three-way knife fight to the death between these different factions of the Republican Party for the Republican nomination.
And I will just say, don't count out the QAnon faction for getting that dub.
That is absolutely... And the Democrats will be infighting Biden supporters via People that support the reanimated corpse of Bernie Sanders.
I think Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is legally allowed to run for president in 2024, so that could be a thing that happens.
She's got the juice.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, hey, I mean, who wouldn't want to play Among Us with the president?
So, I mean, like, that's... You'll have that.
You'll have that dynamic of, like, the centrists versus the left yet again in the Democratic Party, but, like, Having an incumbent president would make that interesting to see if anyone actually took a shot at the throne.
And also, again, because Biden is a million years old, it could be President Harris running for re-election in 2024.
So who knows?
I mean, there's possibilities.
But yeah, the QAnon primary is a real thing that I think will happen, which is not great.
To answer the question in an easily digestible form, we think growth.
Growth over shrinkage for the QAnon cult after Trump loses.
If he does, God willing, in the Creek Don't Rise.
I don't know why Creek Don't Rise made me laugh, but it was awesome.
All right, Mike, you want to send us off?
I have one more question from... Oh, we got a question in the last question.
ASMLRD also asks, off-topic question, what was one of your favorite games as a kid?
Doctor.
Bam!
Nothing can top that.
You win.
We're done here.
We're absolutely done here.
He asked also about the CSP wiki, but I've only read the wiki a few times.
I'm not an author.
I've never wrote any of that stuff.
The people who write that stuff are cool and I love them, but it is a form of writing that makes my brain melt.
Writing Lovecraftian horror monsters that are being trapped in containment fields is just something I can't wrap my brain around.
So yeah, so that is the question segment.
So that is pretty much the podcast for this week, as it were.
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And this podcast, as you are listening to now.
Anything to add, Sarge or El?
I got another good week of talking shit about Q. So yeah, hopefully next week people will tune in to listen to us jabber about the election and hopefully they'll tell their friends about it.
Yes, yes indeed.
So yeah, my grains for my friends, signing off.
And if they want to count it down or whatever, we can do that.
Oh yeah, I guess it was me who forgot about our totally organic catchphrase.
That we do at the end of every podcast.
I forgot, I accidentally ripped this bit off without, like, subconsciously from one of the Rooster Teeth podcasts.
They do a similar thing, so I just wanted to shout them out so nobody thinks I'm a biter.
Anyway, let's totally regain our catchphrase that we do at the end of each one of our podcasts.
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