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Sept. 26, 2020 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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Q's failures to education and lead, also Among Us is great

QAnon fails to educate the electorate about the crimes of the Dems and Joe Biden and this seems to be a bad idea heading into the election. Also Q said COVID was a ChiCom bioweapon attack but also that masks suck, I explain all that and also shill for Among Us cause it's really fun. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hello everyone, Poker M Politics here.
Today we're going to be talking about how Q is terrible at their job, as they always have been.
And I'm also going to be bringing up two Q drops that show how Q tailors their message to their audience.
How Q does not want to offend His fan base, because their feelings are more important than anything Q says, because he knows his popularity is entirely built upon making the people that follow him happy.
And if they're not happy, they stop listening to him.
And that's what makes him powerful, is having people believe in him.
Anyhow, first of all, I need to do a couple shoutouts.
I'm very thankful to everyone who's contributing to my Patreon again.
Patreon slash PokerPolitics, blah blah blah, help me get out of the COVID mines, all that good stuff.
And if I'm not worthy of your cold hard cash, which I probably shouldn't be, definitely donate to love146.org who are actually fighting child trafficking and actually doing the work that QAnon claims to be doing.
So first of all, thank you, Devin, for taking care of me.
And thank you for my crippling unprofessionalism and leaving my phone on so I could ring.
But again, thank you, Devin.
And on top of that, thank you, Nick from Delaware, for tipping your dealers.
So thank you, guys.
Appreciate that.
I had a bunch of people donate, and I've asked them for shout-out names, and I will get to that as soon as I receive those names.
Thank you all so very much.
Now, first of all, We are now under 40 days away from the most important election in the history of the universe.
And...
Still don't have any evidence that Q's right about anything.
Still don't have the cabal-led media admitting that they are a bunch of treasonous Satan-worshipping pederasts.
Still don't have anything going the way it needs to be going to make sure that Donald Trump wins this election, and that we do not install the Antichrist's chosen candidate, Joe Biden, Literal Satan incarnate into the White House, into the presidency.
All the polling shows Biden's running away with this thing.
I understand the fear.
I understand the terror that people are feeling right now.
And that is what the Republicans want.
They want to tell you that your vote doesn't matter.
They want to tell you to be scared, to be worried, that we're just going to steal it, that you are powerless.
They are lying.
Democracy is awesome.
We all get to run out, check a box on a piece of paper, and stuff changes, and we fix things.
And if that doesn't happen on November 3rd, on November 4th we take to the streets and it gets real fun.
We'll see.
But, again, I'm gonna believe, naively, doe-eyedly, just fell off the turnip truck and before I even dusted myself off I walked into a polling place and voted for Joe Biden.
That's how ignorantly naive and just stupid I am.
But I am going to, until November 3rd, believe that I am living in a democracy.
On November 3rd, I might find out, oh, fascist dictatorship.
Tough shit.
Damn.
Sucks.
Or, November 3rd, I could find out that we're going to see if we're going to have a debate, a conversation, a little chat about democracy or fascist dictatorship.
Might have a little push and pull, a negotiation on that issue.
And we'll see.
We'll find out how it goes.
But until then, don't worry.
Don't despair.
Do not get upset.
This is all they want.
This is what they're doing.
This is the pufferfish strategy.
They're just trying to scare you.
So, fight, fight, fight.
Donate if you can.
Donate to Senate candidates.
Do what you can.
Put in the work.
But anyways, this election, you would think that Q would lay it all on the table.
Make it clear to the American people.
God, Satan, Trump, Biden.
That this would be something where we as an electorate are informed.
And it's funny because I have been talking to Rick Grimes slash Negan of Q Promoting Fame and Mr. Walking Dead guy He was very coy about things.
He was, uh, he refused to acknowledge that the Hillary face carving video existed on Wiener's laptop.
Um, and he, when I asked what Sidney Powell was talking about, he's like, Oh, I don't know.
And I asked him about the truth about Haiti and he was like, Oh, the wheels of justice grind slow.
You know how it is.
But again, all of this information.
And all this information needs to come out in order to make people have an informed choice.
And he then gave me the whole nonsense about how we would all just kill ourselves or freak out or scream and yell and cry if we knew the terrible truth.
And we gotta do that slow boil.
Gotta warm people up to the Hillary face carving video.
Because if we don't warm them up, oh no, everything will just go to hell.
So he did that with me and we agreed to disagree, as it were, because QAnon debunker versus QAnon supporter, probably not going to find a lot of common ground.
Although he did admit to enjoying garbage.
So Shirley Manson, the bridge, the bridge that unifies.
And I asked him politely to play only happier when it rains, when I am walking up the scaffold and going to take the drop as the traitorous pedophile that I obviously am.
But without knowledge of what Biden has done, the American people might elect him president.
And then what happens?
Then the world ends.
Then we all die.
Then the Antichrist rises up.
I mean, this is the annihilation of the world.
The Cabal triumphs.
And you would think that given the current state of play, That again, maybe the mainstream media is totally wrong about this.
Maybe Biden doesn't have a 10-point national lead.
Maybe he isn't ahead above the margin of error in all the important states he needs to win and winning states he doesn't need to win on top of that to make this a landslide for the cabal.
You would think That maybe we would show people the slaughter pens in Haiti with the giant 50-foot tall statues of Moloch.
Maybe we would release the evidence on Anthony Weiner's laptop.
Maybe we would indict Hillary Clinton for her crimes with the Clinton Foundation.
Maybe we would indict Joe Biden for whatever he did with Burisma in the Ukraine and China, whatever.
That maybe exposing these criminals for being criminals who are monsters and are doing bad things, maybe we would, I don't know, get the ball rolling on actually making sure the bad guys don't win.
Because this is it.
I mean, Q has... Q themselves said it.
That everything's on the line here.
That if we lose, we're ruined.
We are ruined.
If this goes down the way it goes down, then just really, really, really bad things are going to happen.
And America will fall.
And we're in a lot of trouble.
So, I mean, this is...
The ultimate battle of good and evil and you would think that with that pressure with that concern with that worry that you gotta you gotta get out in front of everything you gotta get in front out in front of all of it or else oops this whole for this whole QAnon thing this whole attempt by the patriots to write things to fix things Will be for naught that we're going to be enslaved by Moloch-worshipping baby butchers that are going to enjoy ruining us and destroying our nation and creating the One World Government and doing all of that kind of stuff.
I mean, it's just really obvious and it's really evident.
That this is the situation where you gotta throw the kitchen sink at them.
And if a few people go crazy because they can't handle Hillary Clinton killing a little girl and drinking her blood, well, that's okay because we kinda need to carry Florida and Pennsylvania and Michigan and Wisconsin.
We gotta fix these things.
We gotta do this stuff.
Because if we don't do these things, again, Satan wins.
That's just it.
I mean, this is what's so dumb about the QAnon mythos, is that everything is the fate of the world hanging on the edge of a knife.
Everything is a battle that we've already won!
Because they tell you both things.
They speak out of both sides of their mouth.
They tell you that they've already won, and then they tell you that, oh yeah, by the way, also, we haven't already won.
That things are perilous.
That the obvious victory that we've achieved ages ago is in fact not an obvious victory and we still have a lot of work to do and if we don't get it done then everyone dies.
And that's the real, that's the dichotomy of QAnon and it's what makes it exciting for the people that are into it, the believe. They have, they get to do both things.
They get to believe that they're going to win or they have won, but they also get to be
involved in a fight. It's like watching a football game and you just know your team is going to win
no matter what, but they fall behind by 10 early on and you get nervous and you get worried. Then they
start rallying back and you get excited again. And at the end they pull it out and it's really
thrilling and exhilarating and delightful and all that good stuff.
The only problem for them is that you got to actually play the football game and the football game is on November 3rd and it could turn out that you just outright lose it and then the narrative changes.
So, I mean, it's really, it's really bizarre.
It's really, really, really bizarre that so many of them are fine with nothing happening until after the election.
I tweeted out that thing where Michael Flynn will be freed in March of 2021.
We're not even worried about getting him to speak his mind freely before the election.
His gag order, which is the most ridiculously incoherent bit of the QAnon narrative, will be upheld until a couple months in the Trump second term and then he'll speak and then we can start killing the liberals.
It's really bizarre.
I mean, you would think that we would have gotten to doing this a little while earlier, a little sooner.
You'd be wrong.
Now I want to do a little pivot here from Q fucking this up and leaving the election in the lurch.
to... Q came out originally on the coronavirus, COVID, as being a QI-COM bioweapon.
And he was obvious about it.
He made this very easy.
He even stated it as the China virus.
And he went into the whole Wuhan Institute of Virology, just all of it, just really making it clear that this was a bioweapon by the Chinese to sway the election.
That this was done because China preferred Biden to be president.
And this was done so that Biden would not have to make public appearances.
This was done so that Biden would not have to debate.
This was done so that vote by mail would happen.
This was all of these things.
This was a Chinese, this was a foreign power attack on America to swing the election in Biden's favor.
And again, Chinese bioweapon.
That's the point of all this.
The Wuhan lab.
This is what they did to us.
But now, the problem for Q is that his audience, his fan base, don't like masks.
They don't want to believe in the virus.
When Q came out and said that this was a QICOM weapon against us, That was, in a way, kind of going against the grain because so many people had come up with ideas, concepts, such as like...
Oh, it's a white hat operation to arrest Tom Hanks and Ellen DeGeneres and Oprah Winfrey and all the other bad Hollywood people or that it was 5G or any of innumerate other thoughts.
Q was actually kind of straying from mainstream QAnon orthodoxy when he made this announcement.
And the thing is is that Q did not make his Q drop about coronavirus until March 23rd of 2020.
So the coronavirus had been going on for months up to that point and he had yet to explain what was happening with COVID and what was causing COVID.
So you had this very, you had this long window of time from January and February as the virus was picking up speed, as it started hitting America, as the first few cases starting to be detected and so on and so forth.
You You had a long window where you would think that the leader of QAnon, the super secret spy with top secret insider intel at the right hand of Donald Trump himself,
would be telling us what's going on.
Trump told Bob Woodward how dangerous COVID was, how devastating it was, how it was worse than a strenuous flu, how it could do a ton of damage to you.
And for some reason, Q didn't relay that information to us direct from Trump.
And we know Trump said that in real time before March 23rd because Woodward had him on tape in February saying these things.
So you have This information from Q. Bioweapons, shycoms, throwing the election to Biden.
But then Q can't help himself because, again, his audience doesn't want to deal with COVID.
They don't want to wear masks.
They don't want to be locked down.
They don't want to do any of these things.
It makes them angry.
It upsets them.
And they Always fight and resist and do what they can to not have to acknowledge that COVID is what it is.
And Q sees this.
And this is the thing is that Q can't control these people.
Q can't make these people listen.
All Q can do is confirm biases.
All Q can do is make people happy.
That's his job.
He's a cheerleader.
He's a life coach.
He's just here to make people Joyful and happy and angry at the people they hate and happy at the people they love.
He's just here for affirmations.
He's just here to tell you that you're smart enough, you're good enough, and gosh darn it, you deserve it.
You can do it.
You're a winner.
He's just a life coach who doesn't offer you any actual advice.
Never gives you a kick in the butt.
He's just here to placate you and humor you and tell you that everything's gonna just work out ducky.
And so Q sees that QAnon is not happy.
So Q gets in on the anti-mask agenda.
In May 2020, he posts a Q-drop showing that the media did not have masks on on May 6th.
And then on May 8th, they did have masks on.
And he says, Reconcile, pan, brackets around, dem, ick.
And then he proceeds to go on an aggressive anti-masking campaign where he shows the media not wearing masks while the cameras are off.
Then they put their masks on for the press conference.
Photos of Trump and a general who's speaking not wearing masks and Fauci and the other health administrators wearing masks.
All of this kind of stuff, just all of these things where he pushes this aggressive anti-mask agenda that masks are bullshit, that this is again the Dem panic, that the lockdowns were designed to Help Biden by making you fearful, making you scared, making you think Trump doesn't know what he's doing, getting you motivated to go that way instead of the right way, which is voting Trump and keeping America great and blah, blah, blah.
And this was, this is what he did.
And this is a totally incoherent pivot.
Because if Q was intellectually honest and consistent in what he believed in and what he was saying, Q would have said, wear the masks, socially distance, beat the QICOM bioweapon, get COVID out of the system, just flatten the curve, lower the spread, let's beat the Chinese, Who tried to do this to us?
Let's make them lose.
Let's take this virus that is not incredibly fatal.
It has a very low fatality rate overall.
And let's beat it.
Let's win.
Let's stop the spread, slow the contagion, and just tamp it down.
And then we can go back to our lives and we can show the shycoms that America means business.
That we're this smart, Smart people who can do the right thing.
We can wear masks in solidarity with each other, in brotherhood with each other, that we are going to fight the good fight against this foreign intrusion into our country.
That we are going to defeat them and we will get back to business as usual.
And then by the fall, when COVID's but a distant memory, we will reelect Donald Trump in a landslide.
And that would have been the intellectually consistent approach.
But that's not what QAnon wanted.
QAnon wanted the virus to be bullshit.
QAnon wanted the masks to be bullshit.
QAnon wanted social distancing to be bullshit.
QAnon wanted all of this crap to not be real.
They wanted all of this to be just George Soros funded propaganda nonsense.
And Q is a follower.
Q is not a leader.
Q has to do what they tell him to do or they'll just go off on their own and ignore him.
So Q has to be like, yeah, mask your bullshit.
Don't fucking listen to the media.
The vaccine is death.
And he has to do it.
He's He is just the monkey that dances for the crowd to throw tips in his handler's jar.
That's it.
He does what the rank and file of QAnon and the grifters say.
And none of the grifters.
I mean, all the grifters.
Spent months and months and they're still doing it even now.
Every last one of them talk about how how much they hate masks.
How they would rather slice their dick off than fucking wear a mask.
They would rather do anything than wear a mask.
They would throw their firstborn into a wood chipper rather than wear a mask.
They will never surrender to the oppression and the cruel tyranny of masks in comparison to just, I don't know, listening to Q when he said it was a fucking bioweapon from the shycoms designed to throw the goddamn election.
But they didn't care.
They don't care what Q says, if it inconveniences them.
If it makes them unhappy, then Q can go fuck himself.
So that's what you end up getting, is this.
This shit.
Where we have this crazy anti-mask, lunatic group of people in our country, and their alleged leader is like, yeah, you guys are right.
Like, Q has learned his lesson.
He can't push back.
When Q pushed back on JFK Jr.
being dead, of all the dumb bullshit in the world, he got slapped.
And it is still a thing that is a divisive part of QAnon is JFK Jr.
trutherism, which is incredibly hilarious.
But that just goes to show you how little pull Q actually has in the community.
He can't get everyone to agree that JFK Jr.
is dead!
Because they want to believe and that's the whole point of QAnon is enjoying the fantasy.
If you want to believe in it, fuck it!
Believe in it!
Who cares?
So, it's time for some questions.
Daphne Marks says, Do I need to know more about the Q phenomenon or can I safely continue ignoring it?
And the answer to that is probably you need to know more because it's terrible and it's not going away and it's bad.
So read my timeline.
Listen to my podcasts, lose your faith in your fellow man, and have an even dimmer view
of morality and humanity, because that's how we are.
So Mr. Wolf yells at me, and L yells at Mr. Wolf.
Mr. Wolf just says, you spend a lot of time trying to discredit a LARP with a
how strange emoji or GIF. And people discredit Flat Earth all the time.
There are channels entirely designed to debunking Flat Earth.
There are channels designed to debunk moon landing denialists.
There are channels devoted to debunking anti-vax.
Fighting misinformation is part of life.
And QAnon's the misinformation that I fight because QAnon's bullshit.
So go fuck yourself, Mr. Wolf.
And if you hear this, hey, you're part of the problem.
Let's see.
I'm just getting a lot of arguments.
Mr. Martin says, do you think there's any validity to this article about a password analysis who claims the Q-drops are just random typings?
No, I do not agree with that at all.
As a matter of fact, there's this really awesome Twitter poster who just came on the scene that talks about the origins of QAnon and they are doing just God's work and you need to follow them immediately.
The Cue Origins project, they're showing exactly how Cue got started, how it got moving, and I just think that it's very interesting the nature of the start of the drops and how the person who was Cue at the beginning did what they were doing, and how they were obviously of the culture of 4chan, and that's why they were able to be accepted into the community as a prophet.
Because they spoke the language.
They spoke the language of QAnon.
Well, they spoke the language of 4chan, which became the language of QAnon, because they were telling those people what they wanted to hear, and that was the whole point.
Which is what makes it really hilarious when you read The mythos of QAnon now where they will talk about 4chan full of hyper cynical anons saw Q's crazy ramblings and they strove to debunk him.
But they found they could not.
His truth was so powerful they had no choice but to believe him.
Which is the biggest horseshit in the history of the world.
Because again, Hillary's passport wasn't flagged.
The National Guard was not called up to quell Soros-funded riots.
Hillary was not detained by law enforcement and then released for no fucking reason.
Q was just lying his ass off from the jump.
Finally, A.S.I.
Millard asks me, what do you think the Q narrative will be in the days directly leading up to the election?
What will the Q grifters be doing the night of?
Leading up to the election, pants on fire, bullshit, screaming at people to vote, fate of the world hangs in the balance.
If you don't vote, if you don't clap hard enough, Tinkerbell dies, all that kind of shit.
Just angry, angry, angry, ragey, ragey, ragey.
The Q Grifters will be predicting 50 state landslide and then as Biden starts winning states, they will revise their predictions to a Trump victory.
And then when that doesn't happen, oh boy, does everything go crazy.
It's going to be a lot of fun November 3rd.
Because again, this is where reality hits someone in the face.
It might hit me in the face.
I might find out we live in a fascist dictatorship.
I might find out that Donald Trump is popular enough to actually win the election fair and square, which would be terrifying.
And I might also see that Joe Biden won.
And then QAnon is going to have to ask a lot of questions about themselves.
And that's going to be really fun.
And finally, the real reason why I did this podcast.
Thank you A.I.S.
Millard for this question.
Off topic, what are your thoughts on the game Among Us?
Among Us is fucking incredible!
Oh, it's so good!
If you are not playing this game, you need to start playing it now!
It is so fun!
It's a hidden information game, so it's much along the lines of Town of Salem or Secret Hitler, which I have endlessly talked about previously.
And what Among Us is, is you are on a spaceship.
It's Secret Hitler in space!
You are on a spaceship and I play the game where there are 10 members of the crew and there are two imposters.
And the eight crew members have to complete their tasks.
If every crew member completes all their tasks, they would just win the game immediately.
The two imposters go around killing people.
And the imposters can warp through special zones called vents in the rooms.
They can do those things.
They can kill people.
But you can see an imposter killing someone and then you can call them out.
You can hold a team meeting and then throw somebody out an airlock.
And if you throw an imposter out an airlock, you're down to one imposter.
You throw the other imposter out the airlock, you win the game.
And also the impostors can sabotage important systems on the spaceship, and if they're not fixed in time, the impostors win.
So the game is very balanced.
The impostors can win, the crew can win, and the game plays very fast.
It's usually over in five to ten minutes.
It's incredibly fun.
It's incredibly exciting.
It's very suspenseful if you're a crew person, because you never know if another crew person walking by you is just going to kill you for no reason.
When you're the imposter, it's incredibly suspenseful because you're just hoping that you can get someone alone in a room and kill them, and that no one will see it, and that when you use the vents, no one will notice it.
So the tension in the game is incredibly high the whole time, and it's awesome.
It is such a fun game.
And again, because it's very quick, you're just in and out and done, and you're ready to play another game right afterwards.
So, Play Among Us.
Whenever I actually get some free time, I'm going to beg anyone who's donated to my Patreon to have a game night with me.
I know that's a higher tier level, but I might make an exception, because Among Us is very fast, so I'm not giving away a night with poker, as it were.
You're just getting five minutes with me, as it were.
So, yes, but that game is great.
So, I'm a huge fan of it, and I'm glad I discovered it.
So, uh, that will wrap up ye olde solo podcast for this weekend.
I have just been working my buns off and I am permanently in a state of exhaustion.
It sucks.
So, uh, I am going to probably, uh, take time off until Tuesday night to do The Three Man with the Sarge and Elle.
And so I will catch all you, oh no, it's going to be Wednesday because we're going to be post-debate.
We're going to be recording after the debate so we can deal with all the fallout from that.
So yeah, so Wednesday will be the next podcast.
The Three Man, the early Q-drops are going to be really exciting because again that Origins of Q Twitter feed has been giving me a lot of information and a lot of insight and stuff so I'm going to have more Things to throw out there with the boys when we're talking.
And we'll get to talk about Trump shitting himself on national television yet again, which is going to be awesome.
So can't wait for that.
I will talk to you all then.
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