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Sept. 30, 2020 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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Adventures in HellwQrld Episode 2: QDrops 14-15

Poker, Sarge and L talk about the debate, Biden's strong polling and how hopefully we won't have a post election nightmare. Then we get into QDrops 14 and 15 and enjoy how totally insane and completely wrong Q is.Donate to love146 here https://donate.love146.org/fundraiser/2868047 Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hello everyone, Poker and Politics here with another Adventure in Hellworld podcast.
I am joined as always by Sarge.
Hello.
And the mysterious Al.
That's me, baby.
And as always, if you support us and want to help us keep doing what we're doing, my Patreon is patreon.com slash pokerpolitics.
If the three of us are not worthy of your cold hard cash, then please donate to love146.org.
They are a charity that fights human trafficking, which is actually doing the work that QAnon claims they need to be doing but doesn't do.
So, helping us actually do the real work is great, and the good news is the QAnon Casualties link, which is the one I'll link to when I post this podcast, actually is now over $1,400 in donations from people fighting the good fight, as it were.
So, it's very nice to see the needle moving on that fundraiser, and that we are actually helping this good organization do good.
Yes, and how many pizza joints has Love 146 shut down, and are they the reason Chuck E. Cheese filed for bankruptcy?
They publicly have stated they've closed over 40, and they have no comment on Chuck E. Cheese, although I'm sure there's something to it.
There has to be.
You know that rat was up to no good.
You know that.
Maybe eventually they'll have the power they need to finally shut down Domino's.
Uh, that would be good both to- You could even say that the dominoes might fall.
That!
Oh my god.
If Q ever did a drop or said the dominoes will fall, they would put two and two together on that so fast that it would be, like, the greatest thing in the world.
You'd have those lunatics outside- Wasn't that an early one?
And then we'll get to point out that we said it first, and they'll get to deny that, and apparently they'll just get to win that argument, I guess.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, that's how this works.
If you're just, like, loud and arrogant and stupid, you, like, win these arguments, as it were.
Speaking of loud, arrogant, stupid, and winning an argument, I believe that's a perfect segue for us to go into this week's episode of Q's.
In the news!
So as everybody in America and probably large segments of the world who like to watch our nation burn from the inside may realize, last night was our first presidential debate between God Emperor Trump and Sleepy Joe Biden.
And you know, I'm no Q expert, but I'm sure that based on The performance that Trump brought in, the hot, hot heat he came with, I'm assuming that the Q army probably thinks that he did very badly because all he did was interrupt and say nothing and fail to condemn white supremacists and fail to produce tax records and all that good shit.
So how how is Q handling their loss at last night's debate, Mr. Mike?
It was a crushing win.
They dominated the performance.
Joe Biden and I always get that wrong somehow.
Joe Biden and Deep State agent Chris Wallace were shamed and emasculated before America and the world.
Victory was secured and obviously Trump's 50-state landslide continues apace.
Noted has-been actor James Woods even went so far as to explain that Joe Biden was wired up with handy photographs of a wrist wire and then a wire inside Biden's shirt inside his jacket where he reached his hand into in
order to tug on that wire and get it to fit more snugly as it were.
Why does Joe Biden need to be wired up like a cyborg if, as Q said, he was provided the
questions beforehand?
Because Joe Biden has dementia and couldn't remember the questions that were provided
to him beforehand.
So he needed to be talked to through the earpiece, which wouldn't confuse a dementia sufferer
at all and would allow the dementia sufferer to have incredible mental acuity to answer
the questions very quickly, listening to a voice inside his head and then just saying
those words perfectly.
While being constantly interrupted.
Yes.
Unlike Donald Trump, the god emperor who eats the sun and drinks the sky, who not only is on camera or on tape saying that he has a great memory, but is on follow up tape saying that he does not remember saying how great his memory was.
I'm sure that his performance needed no wire.
No.
Oh, Donald Trump just goes out there and rips it.
He just dominates.
You know that.
Also, last week, didn't Joe Biden have a cochlear implant that was transmitting this data straight into the bones in his ear?
Why did he downgrade to a wire?
Because the narrative changes as they see fit and because they thought they saw a wire when, hilariously, the thing on Joe Biden's wrist was a rosary which Joe Biden, a Catholic, would be known to have and has talked about in the past and the wire inside his jacket on his shirt was actually just a crease.
Has God Emperor Trump ever said what flavor of Christian he is?
All of them.
He loves 2 Corinthians, and all of the God-Jesus stuff, and all of it is good.
Well, the Bible is his favorite book, if I recall.
Yeah, held upside down and backwards.
But he can't recall any single part of it.
He just knows it was great, but he can't remember most of it, much like the movie Inception.
Yes.
Everybody thinks that movie is great.
All anybody remembers is the rotating hallway scene.
Yeah, that's right.
I'm here to fucking take it to Inception.
And I'm here to say, like, while we're in, like, L's rant off to the side corner, Chris Nolan's overrated.
Anyway.
Oh, if we ever- The numbers for Tenet prove you right for that.
Oh, man.
I remember the top at the end.
Yeah, and I forgot- Yeah, if we ever get into those- I'm trying to remember, god damn it, I'm trying to remember Inception details.
We're talking about the debate, the interruption central.
Yeah, but yeah, the- If we ever go into, like, that kind of segue, oh boy, are we gonna get 20 minutes of why The Hunger Games is flaming garbage.
That's gonna be so good for people to not care about.
We can't wait for our Patreon just to go vader because Chris Nolan fans are just pulling out their money like they think the banks are gonna fail.
Yep.
They're like, how dare you?
How dare you?
Tenet was just absolute cinema gold.
I'll take it to Hunger Games anytime you want.
Oh yeah.
Those books are not well written.
That's the low-hanging fruit.
Anyway, back to the debate.
For people who managed to miss the debate itself and didn't read any of the transcripts or whatever, essentially it was a huge fucking disaster.
Joe Biden trying desperately with the help of the moderator, Chris Wallace, is that his name?
Yes.
actually have a presidential debate while Donald Trump just angrily and
burlishly just interrupted like pretty much at every turn at every turn to the
point where Fox News moderator Chris Wallace had to say essentially Donald
Trump I'm gonna need you to shut up so we can have a debate Joe Biden, on the other hand, didn't mince his words.
He did just straight up tell Trump to shut up.
He did it once, and he called him the worst president ever.
And a clown!
And a fool!
That's the thing that really makes me laugh about all these people both in QAnon and in like other delusional worlds where they have to come up with an idea as to how Trump quote-unquote won this debate is that in our media these days these debates are literally just the sound bites after the fact.
And all the soundbites are Biden telling Trump to shut up, Biden calling Trump a clown, Biden just basically dunking on Trump in all these other different spots, Biden's I support my son fighting his drug addiction and it's a tough thing and I'm glad he's overcoming it and appearing to be human.
The only soundbite anyone remembers from Trump that is not in the QAnon universe is Trump being like, yo Proud Boys!
Go beat some people up for me!
That'd be great if you could do it, which is fucking awful and kind of scary that the president is telling a right-wing gang of racists to go crack some skulls on his behalf, and that the Proud Boys are actually now selling t-shirts that have the Proud Boys logo of the line, uh, Stand Back, Stand By, around it.
Yeah, we are looking on Twitter right now at a, posted by the Proud Boys, a picture of Kyle Rittenhouse, the shooter from Kenosha, and it says, stand back and stand by on it.
Yes, exactly.
So again, just for those out of the loop, Chris Wallace asked Donald Trump, point blank, to condemn white supremacists on the national stage during the first presidential debate.
Donald Trump said he was willing to do that.
Joe Biden and Chris Wallace both just said, all right, well then, motherfucker, do it.
Donald Trump said, well, give him a name.
Like, who do you want me to condemn specifically?
And their response was, how about the Proud Boys?
To which, instead of saying, yo, the Proud Boys are white supremacists and white supremacists are pieces of shit, And there's no place in our democratic country for that level of racism or intolerance.
Donald Trump told them to stand back and stand down as if they were soldiers in an army for Trump.
He didn't even say stand down, he said stand by.
Stand by, sorry, not even stand down.
Yeah, sorry, that was what I said.
Stand back and stand by.
Stand back and stand by, which is much worse than what I said.
Yes!
In my misquoting.
Because stand by implies you will be activated in the future.
Right?
Like, stand by is not fuck off, stand by is wait.
Yes, we need you in a little bit.
On November 3rd, I might send you to some districts where there's a lot of minority voters to, I don't know, watch and make sure everything's on the level.
And by that I don't mean get into fights of people in line waiting to vote or anything.
I don't want to disrupt the election.
That'd just be terrible.
Wink, nod, wink, nod.
Yeah.
Yeah, so the primary soundbite coming out of Donald Trump is his inability to just say, like, white supremacy has no place in our country.
Which, I mean, I feel like if you need to take one thing away from the debate, that is the one thing you should take away from it is, hey, guess what?
The United States of America has a president in it that is a racist, or at the very least supports white supremacy.
Yes, a man who I mean Joe Biden's like whole like origin story of his campaign because no one says I want to run for president because I want power and fame like but the whole origin story of the Biden campaign is that like he was watching the news and Donald Trump said that there were very fine people on both sides of the Unite the Right rally and counter protests against the Unite the Right rally that had the people of the tiki torches marching around
saying, Jews won't replace us in blood and soil.
And it was in that moment that the fire lit in Joe Biden's belly.
And he knew he would have to rise up and confront Donald Trump because
Donald Trump was a racist monster.
Smash cut first debate Biden and Trump.
Joe Biden.
Mr. President, condemn the Proud Boys.
President Trump.
Get fucked, Biden!
And it's like, it's so ridiculous that Biden literally called his shot in this spot.
That like, Donald Trump's support of white nationalists and white supremacists made me run for president against him.
And Trump was like, oh yeah, motherfucker, I'm still gonna do it from this debate stage in front of the whole world.
How you like them apples?
And don't get me wrong, I'm riding with Biden 100%, like, again, liberal, voting blue, Trump out of office, all that shit.
Oh, same.
That Joe Biden narrative sounds like some fucking horse shit to me.
I'm assuming that he probably decided he might want to run for president when he was, you know, holding Obama's purse, or whatever the vice president's actual job is.
So, like, I don't buy that narrative coming out of the Biden camp for a second.
However, if that's a narrative they wanted to go with, Trump played directly into that shit during the debate.
I mean, like, condemning racists in America should be the softballiest of softballs, and somehow, like, a visually impaired person trying to play t-ball, Trump swung and missed on it, like, real bad.
Yes.
Item number one million of things he's said that should have just cratered his political career.
Like, it should have been over at grab-em-by-the-pussy.
You would think.
Yeah, well, one would have hoped at the very least.
Even if you didn't think, one should have hoped.
But no, now he's the president and he just gets to be on the largest stage in America, aka national television, and just, you know.
Telling the Proud Boys that, hey, maybe pull it back, at least for the time being, but in the future, we might need you.
We might need you, white supremacists, to help us, like, you know, cause violence at peaceful protests so that way we can blame Antifa for it.
Yeah it is like so oh the other thing that was really awesome was I actually saw one tweet from a non-QAnon person which is a right-wing looney tune that explained that the debate uh like helped Biden with his dementia because the stress and the intensity of Trump's attacks on him boosted his testosterone which overcame his rotting brain and made him a smart savvy debater for those 90 minutes.
Oh, yeah, coming out of the debate.
I mean, Joe Biden's test scores are so fucking high.
Yes.
Oh, oh, yeah.
Yeah.
He would have been disqualified from the Olympics after that debate because he was just just a raging tea monster, just absolutely out of control.
It like the excuses and the justifications for like why Biden didn't piss himself is really this incredible because Going into this debate, for months on end, QAnon was adamant that Biden wouldn't do the debate, that he would duck it because he couldn't handle the powerful fury of Donald Trump.
Q themselves stated that COVID was an excuse for Biden to run this virtual stealth campaign so that he wouldn't have to hold rallies because his rallies would have very poor attendance because everyone hates him.
And that he wouldn't have to debate Trump because of, he would just say, ah, COVID's too scary.
I can't go on that debate stage.
Sorry.
Like Trump's rally didn't get bought out by teenage TikTokers.
Oh, it is hilarious!
Nowadays, these Trump rallies that he actually does hold, where he gets like 3-4,000 people, QAnon is like, look at these rallies!
Look at how massive they are!
And they completely memory hole the fact that the one time he actually tried to fit a 15,000-seat arena, he got like a third of the capacity, because people were like, I ain't going to an indoor arena for COVID-fest!
They also conveniently forget how fucking barren his inauguration was.
as a result of going to this thing. Because that incredibly Nostradamus like Trump supporter saw the future and knew
that what was going to happen like that.
They also conveniently forget how fucking barren his inauguration was. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No. But you know that it
turns out there's a bunch of photographic evidence to that to
support that shit. And that's all clearly doctored or edited
in some way by the shadowy cabal.
Also, I feel like, you know, because we don't want to run too long on the cues in the news segment, but it's important to point out that the debate and all the lunacy therein... I mean, we covered the most important part, which was Donald Trump peeling off his mask to reveal a Klan hood underneath it.
The debate and all the wackiness that happened in there, it's only the second of two disasters that happened for Trump this week.
The other being the giant New York Times bombshell that he doesn't pay taxes.
And when he does, it's only hundreds of dollars on the millions of dollars of income that he has.
And once again, like always, Donald Trump could make all of these media problems go away by just completely embarrassing this Oh, he's being audited!
Yup, he's being audited!
Any day now!
and egg all over their face by just submitting his tax documents to the public for scrutiny
and just refuses to do so for nebulous reasons that change every time it comes up.
Oh he's being audited!
I'm coming soon!
Yep, he's being audited, any day now, any day now.
He's in the middle of his five year audit that we all know is what happens when you
get audited.
It takes a hundred years and in the year 2120 his tax documents will come out and completely exonerate him even though he won't need exonerating because he will have gone down in history as the greatest and first dictator of America.
Yes, exactly.
And the only thing that's really funny about that is that the $750 is so insulting.
It's like you go to a restaurant and you run up a $500 bill and then you tip $2 at the end.
It would be better to just not even give the $2.
It's so ridiculous.
In some ways, the idea of Donald Trump paying $750 in taxes Is more insulting than him paying zero dollars in taxes.
Right.
Because we live in capitalist America.
We're used to, like, businesses, like, huge, massive corporations paying zero dollars in taxes.
It's not right, but we're used to it.
So I feel like the blow would have been softened a little if it just came out that Trump pays no taxes ever, instead of, like, the people cooking his books being like, you know, this year I think we're gonna toss the federal government a bone.
Here's $750.
Yeah.
Donald Trump is your roommate kicking in the rent this month.
most cities in the country.
Yeah.
There you go, federal government.
Donald Trump is your roommate kicking in the rent this month.
That's what he did for the government for one year.
I cover it.
Yeah.
I mean, that's really the equivalent of just like, you know, tossing.
tossing, like angrily tossing your money at a sex worker after they've provided you their
service that should be legal.
You're just like, take it, go fucking pay for your own cat fair home.
Yeah, but you know, Donald Trump doing that to the American people.
Yes, after like aggressively sodomizing the Statue of Liberty as it were.
So I mean, it is it was so ridiculous, this whole thing.
And like the one bit of good news that we have in hell world is that Biden's like polls
have been so stable and he's been ahead this whole time and like just.
I I know everyone has the 2016 PTSD from what happened and how like suddenly on election night Hillary's lead evaporated and Trump won this thing and we're now where we are in hell world, but the mirror and the parallel between 2016 and 2020 just isn't there because Biden's always been here.
He's always been at this 8 to 10 point lead.
Hillary was In this spot where she was up three to five the whole time and it was literally in this moment when she had the big spike in her favor because she won the first debate the pussy tape came out and that's when her lead got to that eight to ten ish zone but
For some reason it was just always kind of ephemeral to be that high and then she just kept coasting back down to three four-point leads and then the Comey letter happened in the last weeks of the election and blah blah blah and the next thing you know the Electoral College is fucking dog shit and now we have a moron for president.
Yeah, and it's just... Yeah, we need a whole podcast to start.
If we start ranting about the Electoral College in earnest, that's going to eat up all of our fucking time.
We did the debates.
We did New York Times talking about taxes.
Do we want to get to it?
Want to get to the drops?
Oh!
Just real quick before we move on from the polls.
I think it's important that it's just like...
You know, I am still optimistic that Joe Biden can win this election.
I mean, the polls sort of show that he's got the juice, he can win the election.
But, you know, like, I'm genuinely afraid as an American citizen, and I shouldn't be, but I am, that the harder Joe Biden wins this election, the harder it will be to get Trump to cede his power.
Yeah, which it feels like Donald Trump should not be able to hold on to power when he loses an election to begin with.
It should just be like, yo, I've lost the election.
I am leaving the White House.
I am being put into handcuffs.
Why am I being put into handcuffs?
Oh, right, because all of my crimes.
But Like, it's been clear that the Trump camp has known for a while that there's a chance that they're just going to get bodied in this election, and so for what feels like an eternity now, they've been laying the groundwork for the election was rigged, mail-in ballots are horseshit, like, there's no way that Biden could beat Trump without cheating, they've cheated, and therefore Trump refuses to leave office.
And I would like to think that our country would not allow a president to refuse to vacate the presidency once they
lose the election.
But at this point, fucking anything's possible. That's why we call our podcast Hellworld,
because it no longer seems like we're living in America. It seems like we're living in like the
upside down version of America. Yeah, I mean, go ahead, Sarge, it's yours.
No, there's an indie comic from a couple years ago called DMZ where like a civil war happens but it's not, there's no one front, it's just these pockets around the whole nation and at the time I was like, oh what a nice nightmarish imagining of what could happen And I literally was talking with someone the other day and I was like, it doesn't feel so far-fetched anymore.
It doesn't feel like a nightmarish imagining of what could happen.
It feels like someone just being like, this is what I think is going to happen.
And I don't know.
The liberals, try to hold on to your optimism, despite the fact that you might be terrified about the outcome, even if it ends up in Joe Biden's favor.
I guess that's sort of the message.
It's like, I too share your anxiety over what is to come, when and if Donald Trump loses this election, like it looks like he should.
But, you know, we do have to try to hold on to the optimism A little bit of that hope that Obama brought to the table back when his inauguration was packed to the rafters.
We need to hold on to that good energy in these trying times.
There's a little bit of uncharacteristic optimism coming from your angry liberal L. Yeah, I'm trying to hold that hope.
I'm very hopeful in a lot of ways.
I think that Trump's gonna get bodied, and I think that the Republicans are just gonna be like, look dude, we'd love to help you on this, but we gotta wash our cat.
Because to me, it's like, I don't think that Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Tom Cotton, Howley in Missouri, that you know so, all these scum, are just uh they don't want to be under Trump's thumb for the rest of Trump's life and then have Don Jr or Ivanka be the ruler of the world after that.
They don't want this Trump imperium and I just think for greedy self-interests They'll be like, hey look Don, you lost, tough break.
He'll be like, no, you're my minions.
And they're like, yeah, we're not your minions anymore, because you lost.
And I just think that Republicans are such soulless transactional relationship scum
that they're not going to go to the mat on behalf of Donald Trump.
I mean, on November 4 when they do, God will my face be red.
But that's the thing.
Yeah, they've sure been carrying his water for four years.
Yeah, but that's because he can get them things.
Like, you know, I can kind of see where Mike is coming from.
Like, they got about as much out of Trump as they can.
I mean, sure, they ruined America, and they ruined the way the world looks at America even further than it had already been damaged by just our capitalist imperialist bullshit, but they did get to stack the Supreme Court, which was, you know, Mitch McConnell's hill to die on to begin with, so hopefully if Trump loses the election, Mike's portent comes to pass, and They just abandoned his ass to the jail cell, hopefully he finds himself in.
Yeah.
Man, wouldn't that be a refreshing change of pace for this podcast?
A prediction that comes true.
Oh, man.
And again, if we went one out of a hundred, we'd be crushing Q in the prediction industry, so.
No, absolutely.
Yeah.
Well, I guess, speaking of predictions and whether or not they come true, is it time for us to roll into this dreadful Q timeline?
I'm down to clown with Mr. Q as it were.
Sarge?
Yeah, let's do it.
I'm just going to run through 12 and 13 here real quick because they're both incredibly small and tiny.
They set us up for the main event which is the bigger, meatier pillars of Q's mythos that are coming right behind it.
These are like the teaser trailer and the trailer.
Yeah, this is like the 30 second thing that's like a graphic and you get to see The Rock in his costume for the new character for the first time.
You're like, oh shit, he looks so good!
And then you actually get to see him kicking some ass in the trailer afterwards.
Speaking of which, good for him for supporting Biden.
Anyway.
Yeah, John Cena, where are you at? Come on, bro. Get with the times. Like, Rock's like the
moderate, mushy guy. Cena's the flaming lib of the wrestling community. So the fact that, like,
he hasn't gotten on the train is, like, mind-blowing if The Rock's there.
He probably just makes less money than The Rock.
The Rock knows that he could lose half of his fans if they happen to be Republican and still be the biggest star in Hollywood right now, so.
This is true.
I mean, I'm, like, no joke.
If you wanted to, if you want, like, one last thing here before I play the drop.
If you told me that in, like, 2028, that, like, the Democratic primary would be, like, The Rock vs. LeBron James, I'd be like, yeah, that's very possible.
I think that's totally in the realm of possibility, and I think that whoever won that primary would probably body the Republican, because who's going to beat The Rock or LeBron in that situation?
Like, seriously.
I mean, just imagine going back in time to, like, 1998 and trying to tell your past self, hey, guess what?
In the year 2020, Donald Trump is our president, and The Rock is the biggest movie star in the country.
You'd be like, you're out of your fucking mind.
Yeah, absolutely.
Okay, so here's the teaser trailer.
Here's QD12 followed by 13.
Military intelligence ref above is the absolute biggest inside drop this board will ever receive.
Now think about why Antifa plays right into this plan.
Always ahead.
Good guys are winning is the end.
And 13.
Now think about the timing of POTUS traveling to China SK.
I've said too much.
God bless, Patriot.
I love that one right there because this is the first time that Q makes the implication that he might be having to leave.
That he's like, oh shit, I've given you guys way too much insider knowledge.
It's time for me to return to my home planet.
Cell's slowly crawling up screen.
I hate it when people say shit like that.
I've said too much.
You're writing it out.
You can control what you write.
Yeah, if you're in the process of typing out, I've said too much, then maybe just type out less previously, right?
Yes!
You're like, oh man, those previous Q-drops were way too meaty!
I've gotta stop doing this!
I've been a naughty boy!
Also, I love the idea that, like, I love the idea that...
Q is just sitting at his computer just being like, oh man, I've given them way too much accurate information.
This is just absolutely terrible for me.
I've totally exposed myself.
And yet, again, all the information you revealed was complete nonsense.
None of this shit ever came to pass.
What was he worried about?
I mean, maybe if he was up on 4chan just being like, yo, Hillary Clinton's gonna be in irons tonight, and then the next day, Hillary Clinton got arrested, then he might be able to show up and just be like, holy shit, I've said too much.
But I feel like if all of the stuff you're saying is wrong, I don't think you can possibly say too much.
Which is like the Donald Trump playbook.
Holy shit, maybe Q really is Trump.
Maybe that's why he's hiding in his bunker and always at Mar-a-Lago and not actually doing his job as the president.
He's too busy being Q. Everything he says is wrong and he's worried that maybe his wrong... Maybe this is a more innocent time for Donald Trump where he thought that there may actually be a chance that he says too much wrong bullshit before he became Teflon Don.
These are way too well written to be Trump.
Maybe it's one of Trump's interns.
Take down this message.
That would be even greater because that would be somebody dictating to another person the words, I've said too much.
Read that one back to me.
I've said too much.
Perfect.
Send it.
Give me the intern.
Come here.
I have to compose another drop.
In like five years, we're gonna get like a fuckin' HuffPo editorial.
It's just like, I was the secret intern behind the Q-drops from Donald Trump.
And we're just gonna be like, holy shit, what a bizarro world we live in.
I told them about 4chan one day, and then it all snowballed.
What is so funny is many, many, many Q-drops from now, because at this point Q is not even signing the Q-drops with the Q at the end.
At some point Q fat fingered his signature and signed it Q plus by accident and that became a new part of the mythos.
So now the Q-drops that are signed Q-plus are either written by Trump himself or are dictated directly by Trump.
So those are the premium Q-drops, or the Q-pluses.
I'm a possibly fat finger of that.
Q and plus are nowhere near.
I know, but it was so weird.
It wasn't even a drop that had any gravitas or import to it.
It was just Q being like, had a really good burrito tonight.
Crack a six-pack and watch the news.
Have a good one.
Q+.
And people were like, what is that?
I hate my coffee like I hate my US citizens.
Black.
Q+.
Right.
I mean, it was just like that.
Kenny the Intern left the computer open.
I can post for myself this time.
We got past the teaser, now it's time for the pleaser.
Yeah, those are boring and dumb.
Oh boy, 14.
We got past the teaser, now it's time for the pleaser.
Yeah, those are boring and dumb. Oh boy, 14.
Yeah, so 14 is incredibly meaty, so we're gonna have to pause this at least once, if not twice.
Yeah, I'm looking at it now.
I'm not reading it because I don't want to spoil it for myself because, you know, you want all good stories to be fresh.
Yeah, so... Holy shit, it's like a fucking tome.
Yeah, so... It's that dumb Q-templating with 8 million question marks.
So, I'm gonna... When I pull this up, I'm gonna see how big it is and basically every like 30 to 35 seconds, I'm gonna stop it.
Patriots.jpg.
Image of George Washington crossing the Delaware.
S.C.I.F.
Military Intelligence.
What is state secrets and how upheld in the S.C.?
What must be completed to engage M.I.
over other three-letter agencies?
What must occur to allow for civilian trials?
Why is this relevant?
What was Flynn's background?
Why is this relevant?
Why did A.D.M.R.
N.S.A.
meet Trump privately without authorization?
Does POTUS know where the bodies are buried?
Does POTUS have the goods on most bad actors?
Was Trump asked to run for president?
Why?
By who?
Okay, so this is kind of the origin story of QAnon.
This is Q explaining... I'm going to say that it's presented in Dr. Seuss's Why Is This Relevant.
No, this is the intern, and Trump is just asking him rapid-fire questions.
This is the guy writing it for Trump, and he's just question, question, question, like a five-year-old, and he just has to keep writing it down.
What must occur to allow for civilian trials?
Why is this relevant?
This is an intern dictating notes between two people.
This is like the Q cabal in a bunker somewhere and Q is talking to one person and they've got an intern dictating it and it's just like...
What must occur for civilian trials?
And then the other person's just like, why is this relevant?
And the second stenographer is just like, taking down the notes.
Stage direction, don't read this part.
And they just post it.
Whoops.
Okay, let's go back up to the top.
There really is a JPEG, as described in this, of Washington Crossing, Delaware.
Right under it, S-C-I, like, brackets F?
What the fuck is that?
Yeah, and why is brackets F bolded?
Yeah.
Is this the beginning of some sort of like, long-term cryptic super secret message being held being
like hidden super subtly we're three in and i don't have to ask what a bunch of his
like uh truncating means now yeah so okay so what's sci brackets bold f so that is a skiff
S.C.I.F.S.
are a Sensitive Comprehensive Information Facility which is yeah basically it's just a place that's like swept for bugs and they make sure that no one can get outside information in when you go into a S.C.I.F.S.
you have to leave your phone outside and all that kind of stuff.
It's basically where they show you, like, sensitive shit.
Like, you're about to see stuff that, like, you can't take outside the room.
This is, like, photos of military installations or, like, testimony of, like, horrible high-level people.
Yeah.
That's not how we write that.
I've never seen that written like that and I was in military intelligence.
Yeah.
We don't write it like that.
So is the implication, so is this Q trying to tell us, the reader, that the next bit is ultra double secret information?
Like, apparently 4chan is now a skiff, where like... Oh yeah, nothing more secure than 4chan.
Okay, so a skiff, you have to be read on to even be allowed in there.
If you have no business in there, and you're not read on, you can't go in.
There's always a little kiosk out front where you leave your phone, like Mike was saying, and you don't just get to go in because you have the clearance.
You have to have a reason to be in said SCIF.
And there are facilities above that, but SCIFs are some of the more common, and it's definitely not written like that.
Wow.
Facilities!
Bold, bracketed F!
This facility is incredible!
Yeah, I mean 4chan is the most secure facility on the internet.
We all know this.
Yes.
Okay, so Mike, walk us through the meat of this one.
What the hell is Q trying to tell us?
Well uh this this is relevant yeah this is i love the why is this relevant i just always whenever i see that all i think of is like a death metal band where like one person growls screams the first thing and then the others has the back vocals of why is this relevant there i don't know why that's what i think of it's just always that in my head but After we repeated it twice, I hope to God that that was the formatting for the whole post.
And like, you know, I can't help but see that Why Is It Relevant does pop up a little bit later, so to me it reads like a Dr. Seuss poem.
Or here's a cue.
Boom!
That's our podcast!
Good night, everybody!
Don't reward him for that.
But this is the beginning of Mike Flynn being a superhero, which is something that Mike Flynn is very happy about because he's a grifting dirtbag who uses QAnon to suck money out of them like a mosquito sucks blood.
Admiral R is Admiral Rogers and they have this insane narrative that Rogers
went to Trump, told him that Trump Tower was bugged by Obama, and then Trump and
co. like ran from Trump Tower to a secured facility to conduct the rest of
the transition for the Trump team after he was president-elect but before he was
sworn in.
And just for my due diligence I have to ask the question, is there any proof to back up the claims that Trump Tower
was bugged by Obama?
No, there was absolutely none of that.
It's bullshit.
And then finally, in this section of it, oh, also there's the civilian trials.
This is a reference to military tribunals, which is one of the things that gets QAnon's dicks so goddamn hard.
They love the idea of...
Yeah oh yeah this was uh there is this incredible uh new twitter uh uh feed called origins of Q uh or QAnon and they went into how 4chan just loves military tribunals and that's why Q was promoting this shit and that how it's like really obvious that like Q was just a 4chan shit poster that just got big stupidly out of nowhere one day and this thing snowballed.
The most important part anti-semitic oh yes yes yes wow the most Absolutely!
Fortune full of anti-semitism!
Why I never!
So military tribunals and then the last thing is the question of was Trump asked to run for president?
Why?
By who?
The back this is the retcon that turns Q and QAnon from a bunch of authoritarian bootlicking toadies worshiping the President of the United States which is something that you would think like a counterculture anti Authority rebellious group like 4chan would absolutely hate and it explains why in the year 2017 Q was actually part of the rebellion and the resistance how we were there with Trump way before the election helping him out getting our bro into office to save the world
Which is an awesome way to bullshit the fact that you're literally just on 4chan saying, I like President Trump and I support him.
So, which again, people would do that because 4chan racist, Trump racist, these are good things.
But this makes you even a better, gooder Trump lover.
Nerd, nerd, nerd.
I think it's worth pointing out that we're now on October 31st, and this is the day that
Q said Hillary would be arrested.
Oh yeah, her passport was- This is 10 at night, right?
Right.
So yeah, Hillary's passport was supposed to be flagged on the 30th, and this was all supposed
to go down ASAP, and somehow we're now on the 31st.
It's late on the 31st, and she's obviously not in leg irons, which is weird, but hey!
I mean, I'm sure Q's gonna get around it.
I'm sure they'll have an excuse for it.
This is Q we're talking about here.
Right.
I'm sure we're not gonna get more than, like, a few more lines into this before Hillary gets mentioned.
Yeah.
So, now let's start chewing off a little more meat on the bone of this massive drop.
Was HRC next in line?
Was the election supposed to be rigged?
Did good people prevent the rigging?
Why did POTUS form a panel to investigate?
Has POTUS ever made a statement that did not become proven as true fact?
What is POTUS in control of?
What is the one organization left that isn't corrupt?
Why does the military play such a vital role?
Why is POTUS surrounded by highly respected generals?
Who guards former presidents?
Why is that relevant?
Who guards HRC?
Why is Antifa allowed to operate?
Okay, so yeah, that's one of the greatest comments that Q has ever made about Trump.
Yeah, man, Q's whole modus operandi is making predictions that don't come true, and yet somehow the most egregiously wrong thing he has ever said is, has POTUS ever made a statement that did not become proven as true slash fact?
And in addition, not only did he make that statement, but in the written text, The word ever is stressed with asterisks.
So it's like, has CODIS ever made a statement that did not become proven as true or a fact?
And it's just like, yeah man, all of them.
Like, everything the man says is a lie.
Granted, this was back in 2017, so Q probably did not know the depths to which Trump was going to go to undermine that particular statement.
But even at the time, I mean, it was still demonstrably untrue.
Have we built the wall?
Has Mexico paid for it yet?
Yeah, every day.
There's so many snappy, like, not-sentence questions in this that it is very hard to follow.
It's just so stream-of-consciousness.
Like, it is actually confusing to read it.
What is POTUS in control of?
What is the one organization left that isn't corrupt?
I don't know.
Yeah, I mean, maybe if you're already part of the fucking Q LARP Society, you know the answers to these questions, but me, as a liberal member of the cabal, I have no fucking idea who this guy is talking about.
So, Mike, once again, please, navigate us through the choppy waters of the Q narrative.
This is just military worship.
This is, like, our military is the only group of people who have not been corrupted by the cabal and bent to their iron will.
So, like, that's why Trump is surrounded by generals and that's... Does Q know that we sunk $3 trillion into developing a jet that doesn't fly?
Like, even as drones have come to replace a lot of the operations that jets would be required for?
Apparently, no.
Q does not know that the Pentagon budget is just a giant boondoggle and a massive grift on our society.
Gotcha, I was just checking.
Because, I mean, that sure makes the military look bad.
But, I mean, if the military is great, Q says it, so it's gotta be true.
And we're supposed to have a new standard rifle in the Army by now, and they told us that 15 years ago.
Well, but remember, when Trump took over office, the military didn't even have bullets for the rifles it already had.
Yes, yeah, you guys were like literally just like abandoned in a desert somewhere being like, fuck Obama!
I can't believe he did this to us!
We were just standing outside in the rain with our mouths open.
What?
Training how to use slings like you were on that show Raised by Wolves.
There you go, there's your prestige television reference.
ON A WEEK!
Yeah, I was actually gonna go Horizon Zero Dawn, but yeah, I mean, either one's fine.
I was gonna make a Stripes reference.
Well, I got there before the both of yous, and I made a more contemporary reference.
Yes.
Hey, Forbidden West is coming, motherfucker.
But anyways, uh... This thing is huge, but gibberish.
Yeah, the other thing is that, like, apparently the Secret Service guarding former presidents and Hillary Clinton is, like, important, because, like, at one moment, like, Q's gonna flip the switch, and the Secret Service is just gonna cuff and stuff W, Obama, Hillary, Bill, Jimmy Carter.
Jimmy Carter's gonna fucking get it.
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Yeah, Order 66 against all living ex-presidents.
And they're also going to dig up Nixon and beat the shit out of him or something.
Now, Trump would love Nixon.
Well, I mean, Nixon was cabal.
In this mythos... Is Nixon cabal?
They have him on tape, his own tapes, just being wildly racist and anti-Semitic.
It doesn't matter.
He's a bad guy.
Why hasn't the MB been classified as a terrorist org?
to be that reality has no place here.
And it's about to, you'll learn more in the next drop after we finish this one.
So, okay, let's finish off this one.
Let's finish off the meaty number 14 as it were.
Why hasn't the MB been classified as a terrorist org?
What happens if Soros funded operations get violent and engage in domestic terrorism?
What happens if mayors, police, comms, chiefs do not enforce the law?
What authority does POTUS have specifically over the Marines?
Why is this important?
What is Mueller's background?
Military?
Was Trump asked to run for president with assurances made to prevent tampering?
How is POTUS always five steps ahead?
I love, like, that last bit about Trump running for assurances.
I love the idea of, like, Q-Team, all these military dudes, like, running to Donald fucking Trump of all people on this earth.
And they're like, Donald, Donald, we need you to run for president.
We need you to save the world from these monsters.
And Trump's just like, I'll only do it if I get a fair shake.
If this election is tainted in any way, shape, or form, you can all go fuck yourselves.
Also, again, I mean, just like with all of this Q bullshit, history has bored that it is, like, exactly the opposite of that.
Donald Trump may have been asked to run for president by somebody, but I'm willing to bet his assurances were that there would be interference on his behalf.
Hey, Trump, you should run for president.
Gee, I don't know about that.
It doesn't seem like a good way to make money.
And I don't think I could win.
Oh, don't worry.
We have Russia.
They will help you.
Cut to, you know, all the documents and proof and evidence and Trump being literally impeached.
I mean, granted, the impeachment was for a different thing.
And the New York Times showing he made a ton of money on his brand just across the board.
Snapcut, what is, I was just saying how I understood everything in these now, but I don't know, what's MB?
Muslim Brotherhood.
Men in Black.
Galaxy Defenders.
Muslim Brotherhood.
Yep.
Oh, well, I mean, that actually makes more sense in the Q narrative than the Men in Black, because, you know, Muslims are brown and brown people are bad.
I would be so excited if aliens showed up, like literal space aliens.
I mean, give it time.
There are 5,000 of these, whatever.
Yeah.
Okay, why is he bringing up the Marines specifically?
It makes no sense at all.
It's a complete gibberish.
What power does the president have over the Marines specifically?
What special power?
It's like they're the military and he's commander-in-chief and that's all there is.
But we all know that the Marines are more military than the rest of them, and therefore the Commander-in-Chief has more power over them.
Donald Trump has the authority to point at any American citizen, or certainly non-American citizen, and demand the Marines kill them on sight.
Yeah.
Oh, absolutely.
Absolutely.
Why is this important?
Oh yeah, he decided to mix up the wisest relevant.
Yeah, he decided to mix that up.
Why is this relevant?
Why is this relevant?
Why is this important?
I don't know!
Why are the Marines important?
What is Mueller's background?
Military?
Yes, it is.
He was in Vietnam as a soldier.
So yeah, you nailed it.
This is again back when they didn't know if they wanted to portray Mueller as a bad guy or a good guy.
So they just kind of kept him in this abeyance field where he might be good, he might be bad, but we're gonna run with it.
And then eventually when they realized the Mueller investigation wasn't going to end and that Manafort got arrested and Flynn had to plead guilty, that's when they decided that actually Mueller was a bad guy and they hated him.
And then when Barr crushed the investigation, they were like, Yeah!
Way to go, Barr!
Fuck Mueller!
We did it!
We always hated Mueller.
Yes, we always hated Mueller.
How is POTUS always five steps ahead?
I'm going to assume because there are no ramps on the way.
BOOOOOO!
Oh, nailed it!
Oh man, just a non-stop junkfest.
What's really funny is that you go back and you look at Q drop 11 and it just shows you
that Q is a god damn moron.
He doesn't know how to speak because he says, who is the commander and chief of the military?
Which, no, wrong, bad, incorrect.
He says who's the commander-in-chief of the military.
Remember, this is just Q dictating something to some poor stenographer.
This is the million question marks Q formatting.
We're back to the classic bulleted list of nonsensical questions Q format.
At least that's something.
This is honestly the most confusing one.
This is the first one that comes with a picture accompaniment.
This book has a cover and it's George Washington.
Oh boy.
I mean, I know we get a lot more pictures later.
I don't know when that starts really ticking off.
Yeah.
So now we get to QDROP 15, which is where Q decides that it's time to make ironclad predictions with dates and everything about events that are absolutely going to happen very soon from now.
I can't wait.
So stop letting Q set the table for us.
There are more good than bad.
The Wizards and the Warlocks, inside term, will not allow another satanic evil P.O.S.
control our country.
Realize Soros, Clintons, Obama, Putin, etc.
are all controlled by three families.
The fourth was removed post-Trump's victory.
11.3, Podesta indicted.
11.6, Huma indicted.
Manafort was placed into Trump's camp, as well as others.
The corruption that will come out is so serious that deals must be cut for people to walk away, otherwise 70% of elected politicians would be in jail.
You are seeing it already begin.
A deep cleaning is occurring and the prevention and defense of pure evil is occurring on a daily basis.
They never thought they were going to lose control of the presidency, not just Dees, and thought they had control since making past mistakes, JFK, Reagan.
Godspeed, patriots.
P.S.
Soros is targeted.
There are more- Yeah.
Holy shit.
This one has everything.
This one is bananas, but I'm just gonna have to- I just have to say this quick correction there.
Our voice of Q got it wrong.
It does not say Godspeed Patriots.
It says Goodspeed Patriots.
Yeah, at the top he misquoted it.
It says, there are more good people than bad.
I don't think that's a misquote.
I think that's him trying to, like, that's part of the Q narrative.
There are more good people than bad.
Oh no, he missed a word in there.
It doesn't matter.
This thing is This is the greatest Q-drop ever because it is self-contradicting.
He starts with, there are more good people than bad, and then immediately reverses himself and says that 70% of elected officials would go to jail if the corruption was exposed.
So there's more good people than bad, but 70% of all politicians are bad!
So, waka waka!
Wizards and warlocks.
Yeah, I mean we can get to Let's just go down the line. Yeah, like wizards and warlocks,
which is an inside term But apparently satanic evil is not an inside term. So wizards
and warlocks. I'm assuming I'm assuming him saying that is an inside term is there to
let us the reader know that when Q mentions wizards and warlocks. He does not actually mean
wizards and warlocks Not real Harry Potter.
He probably just means Jewish people or whatever.
But when he says satanic evil, he fucking means it.
Yes.
These are not wizards and warlocks fighting against Satan.
Wizards and warlocks are code phrases for something, but Satan is who they're fighting.
Right.
Wizards and Warlocks, which is weird, nonsense, gibberish, but they're good guys, but they're just, like, bureaucrats working inside Q-Team, helping Q-Team out.
These normal people and normal citizens are fighting the actual cloven-hooved devil that is trying to defeat and kill God.
These, like, regular everyday people are battling Lucifer Morningstar for the fate of humanity.
Also, at this point in the Q narrative, Q doesn't, like, am I reading this wrong?
It looks like Q doesn't realize that Putin is on Team Trump.
Yeah, Putin's under control of the evil families.
Putin is under control by one of the three big families, which I'm sure, like, the Rothschilds and all that shit, right?
Yeah, Rothschilds, Rockefellers, all that nonsense, yes.
So what does he mean when he says the fourth was removed post-Trump victory?
Is he referring to a fourth evil family that has somehow been deposed?
Yes, the fourth evil family apparently had it all riding on Hillary and when she did the job like the other three families were like you have failed us and they removed fourth fourth global ruling family from the quad umvirate that was
ruling earth and now we just have a triumvirate of evil ruling families that are now battling
trump and q team for the fate of humanity so the first sentence of this q drop introduces wizards and
warlocks to the q narrative as an inside term for something else
But wizards and warlocks are here.
Satan has been brought back up again.
Putin shows up and is still a bad guy, despite the fact that history will prove that Putin and Trump, like, are, you know, simpatico.
And, uh, the revelation that three families control the Soros, Clintons, Obama, and Putin, and that a fourth family was somehow destroyed in the Trump victory of America.
All in one sentence.
That's a lot of meat.
Yes!
That's a lot of meat.
And that's kind of burying the lead.
Because the lead of this post has to be two dated predictions that I'm not even going to ask my rhetorical question, were wrong.
Right?
I mean, I'm not incorrect about that.
Podesta and Puma did not get indicted.
No, they did not.
Certainly not on November 3rd and November 6th, respectively.
Correct.
It's a big fucking swing.
This is Q literally just being like, yo, a week from now, with a date, boom, it's happening.
Right.
And this is the other Q formatting where it's full paragraphs.
I was gonna wait until we got through all of it to bring that up, but yes, this does in fact seem to be the, again, Ella's not a scholar, he's not an expert, but to my untrained eyes, this appears to be the second or third Q writer.
This appears to be not the same writer as the previous Q post.
For several reasons, but we can circle back to that after we actually tear through the content.
Actually, what's this huge fucking swing?
Yeah.
Q predicting straight up that in a week's time or less than a week's time, uh,
Podesta is going to be indicted on November 3rd.
Who is going to be indicted on November 6th?
Neither of which happened.
There was placed in Trump's camp as well as others.
Yeah.
One of the things I wanted to just do quick on those indictments is, uh, I have
engaged many QAnon supporters about this.
And, um, one in particular, Julian's rum, who has like almost a hundred thousand
followers, probably more than that now.
The Russian bots love these people.
Julian has engaged with me on this and he actually made the ridiculous defense of this Q drop by stating, and I quote, Q did not give a year.
He gave month and day.
He did not give a year.
And when he did that, I replied to him and said, Oh my God, you're a year truther.
And then he blocked me.
And that was the end of the conversation.
So like they actually have that out that like apparently in 2025 on November 3rd Podesta will be indicted and Huma will follow shortly therein.
I do like that Huma gets a three-day head start to flee the country after she sees Podesta get cuffed and stuffed.
Like how can our all-powerful military possibly like cuff and stuff two people at the same This is true.
There's no way they could have done that.
There's no way they could have simultaneously arrested both these people.
How?
Like, Donald Trump only has so many fingers on his tiny hands that he can point the Marines at to get the bad people locked up.
Yes, exactly.
Yeah, the Marines are going to be doing all this.
I love that this was 30 seconds after 14.
14 is massive, and then 30 seconds later, Boom!
Just Wizards and Warlocks, which I will admit I misunderstood it when I first heard it, that they're the good guys working with Q to get him information.
Yeah, so this post is literally 32 seconds later, meaning one of two things.
One, Q had written both of these posts in wildly different formats.
Had them in the can so that he could rapid-fire upload the two of them as separate posts for some reason.
Or, as I've already been saying, two separate people wrote these posts.
Yeah.
I was about to bring up the 32nd thing a minute ago, and it really, again, it is awesome having a new set of eyes looking at this stuff, because I had never noticed that it was 32 seconds apart.
And when I saw that... Yeah, literally 32 seconds, and I rounded up.
Right, of course, of course.
Also, since we're talking about it now, we can get back to the meat of the thing.
uh there's also like a like so the at the beginning of the thing first of all the formatting different it's not the rapid fire staccato bulleted list of questions yeah it's full sentences that like coherent thoughts it seems it seems stream of consciousness but not like in this bulleted leading question way right it's like it just sort of and part of the reason why it seems stream of consciousness is just because all the things that Q says are fucking Piece of shit.
But another thing here is there's editorializing that you don't get a lot of in this previous post.
Unless POS stands for something else, like Mike, do you have any insight on this?
Uh, piece of shit.
Is it piece of shit?
It's just piece of shit, yeah.
I mean, that's what I assumed.
I didn't know if they use it as some sort of anagram for like, position of security or whatever.
Like, straight up calling the bad guys satanic evil pieces of shit is new, as far as I recall.
I don't really remember Q getting that editorial with it in previous ones.
Like, sure, they would refer to the great evil as like a satanic cult or whatever, But they wouldn't be like, and they're pieces of shit, too.
And we fucking hate them.
So I've started in my head calling Q from Qdrop14 the Riddler Q. And I don't have a name for this style Qdrop yet, but we've got... Oh, don't bring it to the table if you don't have something.
Yeah, it's the Riddler, and I don't know.
You workshop it in your head.
I'll get back to you.
I'll get back to you next week.
I'll have something.
Uh yeah so so aside like the the formatting the editorializing the 30 seconds of time between that massive post and this follow-up post I mean like this is reading like multiple authors to me.
Yeah they either had to be pre-written and then he he broke them up or It's two riders.
Wow.
Wow.
Okay, so Manafort was placed into Trump's camp as well as others.
The corruption that will come out is so serious, the deals must be cut for people to walk away.
Otherwise, 70% of the apparently minority of bad people, but whatever, of elected politicians will be in jail.
You were seeing it already begin.
Elected politicians at what level?
Like are we talking down to the city?
Right.
Is your local counselor at large going to get cuffed and stuffed and have to cut a deal?
This is one of the questions I always ask QAnon about this conspiracy and how ridiculously far-reaching and huge it is.
And it's because of the fact they're always talking about adrenochrome and baby sacrifice.
I asked them, I'm like, when do you eat the baby?
Like, when does that happen?
Like, what level of fame do you get to when you get the knock on the door and, like, some guy in a black suit is just like, hello, sir or madam who is becoming slightly famous.
May I come in?
And they have a box, and then they just open the box, there's a baby inside it, and they're just like, okay, now you must eat this baby to show your fealty to Moloch, or we can't let you become any more famous than you currently are.
And that's why we're asking for more Patreon subscribers.
We need more Patreon subscribers so we can get famous enough to eat babies.
Patreon subscribers aren't going to get us elected to any sort of office, so I'm putting it out there right now.
I'm officially running for the head of the PTA.
And when you guys elect me, I'm going to fucking drink so much child blood, you're going to be like, damn, El, you're fat as a tick.
And I'm going to be like, that's because I am a tick.
I ate feasts on human blood.
Yes.
And it's like, but this baby eating thing happens for everybody.
And I ask them these questions all the time.
I'm like, uh like i understand like a lot of like pop stars are kind of like they they they go through the industry they get made they become big obviously they were in the Illuminati the whole time but like Billie Eilish got discovered on SoundCloud where they're like different like uh music executives trying to sign her and the first guy that made it to her door with a baby was the winner was someone else like
screaming at their like in HR department being like, why the fuck did we not have a baby ready for Billie Eilish?
If we had a baby, we would have got her.
God damn it, Bob.
I told you to be on top of that shit.
I'm gonna refer to your baby prepared.
You like them rare?
Yes.
Honestly, in my head, when I think of the vast conspiracy and the amount of just pure, like,
like baby farming that would have to happen in order to get the, I have to imagine
that it's more like some sort of dark mirror mirror world communion,
where when you show up to one of these, you know, you've got the head of the PTA,
you've got your local sheriff, you've got, you know, maybe your mayor,
if he's like not busy, like having sex with his secretary or whatever that night, and they all show up.
And then a shadowy road figure starts handing out the wafers and the little cups of wine
and just being like, And here's your flesh of the baby.
And here's your blood of the baby.
And like, if you're the newly elected member of the PTA, you're like, what the fuck is this shit?
Where the hell is my slice of baby?
Like, I got into this for the baby meat.
And they're just like, oh, well, there's not enough baby to go around.
So the wafer represents the idea of the baby.
I can never finish a whole baby myself.
We're just describing that one scene from Hot Fuzz.
I just love the idea of fucking some hooded cult figure just going around just passing out wafers to nonplussed evil elected officials that were really just there because they wanted to tuck into some decent proposal style dinner aperitif.
My favorite is the Next Day Baby Sandwiches.
is When, like, she was, like, close in the polls with the Democrat incumbent?
When she won the primary?
When she won the general election and became a congresswoman?
Like, what was the- Isn't she vegetarian?
They have vegetarian baby?
Tofabe.
Tofabe.
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Oh wow, okay, so...
Let's bring it back around.
Why did they think JFK and Reagan were a mistake?
Well, okay, before that, so this deep cleaning that he's talking about, this rounding up of politicians that are apparently already getting cuffed and stuffed at this point, was there any sort of truth to that at all?
Did Q have any reason to be babbling about that, or was it just another thing that popped into their head?
It's just another thing that popped into their head.
There was no arrests of any big politicians at this point in time.
Nothing happened.
This was the period of time, because again, the Republicans saw the writing on the wall, Trump, dumb moron.
Midterm elections are bad for the party that has the presidency.
We're probably going to get an ass beating and lose the house.
So like Paul Ryan, I don't know when Paul Ryan declared that he was retiring, but like Paul Ryan retires.
A bunch of Republicans say they're not going to seek re-election because they know they're going to get clobbered.
And Q suddenly is like out there saying like those resignations aren't because they can read the tea leaves that they're going to lose an election.
They're because, like, I stepped in and told them to step down because their evil criminality was so bad that I told them, back Trump for one more year and then leave office in disgrace and I'll let you keep your, like, freedom in your life and I won't send you to Guantanamo Bay to be executed for your crimes.
So, uh, that is kind of like their justification for, like, why all these corrupt people are leaving office and you're totally seeing it!
Okay but but so like again it's just Q trying to take credit for like a thing that just totally naturally happens every election cycle where people manage to look at the polls like talk to their you know Yeah.
like running base or whatever like their campaign team.
Okay, yeah, their campaign team. I could not pull that word.
Yeah, look at the word campaign just completely evaporated from
my fucking brain. Yeah, they just talked to their campaign team. And they're just like, Yeah, we're gonna get smoked.
It would probably be better for you to just say face by resigning.
It couldn't possibly be that. Yeah, he's Q and the good guys
getting in there and cleaning house here and huff beats Lincoln horses. So now,
zebras circling back around to start this question. What's, what's
What's the deal with JFK and Reagan?
Why are they figuring into this?
Because they got shot, and if you got shot as president, obviously the cabal didn't like where you were going with things, so that's why they put one in you.
in JFK's case to murder him and in Reagan's case him being wounded badly was enough to make Reagan
play ball of the cabal and start doing what they wanted him to do and not the crazy harebrained
lunatic Reagan shit he was going to do beforehand. So Reagan was an unhinged like complete like
Republican stumping just you know just true red-blooded American fighting for the good
guy's hero and then the cabal got to him and he stopped being that.
Because I thought Republicans loved Reagan!
Right.
Well, it is, it's really hilarious.
In Cueing on the Plan to Save the World by Joe M., he, like, talks about how, like, Reagan's plans for America were Some of the cabal didn't want so they shot him and that made Reagan like realize that he was up against too big of an evil so he totally didn't do what he was doing because Reagan didn't run on Reaganomics and then he didn't get elected and then for eight years push Reaganomics to the point where if you type that word into like Word or any other document you don't get a red underline for an error.
It's an actual part of American lexicon.
It's a real term and This idea that Reagan was doing X then got shot and pivoted to Y is complete nonsense.
Because Reagan was only in office for two months before he got hit.
So the idea that you could actually have a line of demarcation for pre-assassination attempt Reagan and post-assassination attempt Reagan is nonsense.
That's how they judge a presidency is the first 60 days.
Right, exactly.
Everyone says that.
Right, Reagan got into office, you wouldn't believe the shit he was pulling in those first 60 days, and the cabal was like, drop him.
Drop him now!
And then after they shot him, and they didn't kill him, they then went to his hospital room and they were like, hey Ronnie, these 60 days have been going a little too crazy.
either don't back a little or we're gonna do this again!"
And Reagan was like, Oh I'm so sorry Mr. Cabal, I didn't mean it.
I'll totally play ball with you now, even though I'm gonna do everything I said I was gonna do
when I campaigned for president and won the presidency, but hey, whatever.
And Cabal was like, Great, sounds perfect, love it.
And then once the liberals got their puppet strings on Reagan,
that was when they commanded him, Destroy the blacks.
And he was just like, wow, I didn't know that was part of the liberal playbook, but okay.
I'm gonna destroy the blacks, I go.
Why isn't Andrew Jackson on the list?
That's a little too old.
You know, they only love people that have been in office for like 60 days.
Why isn't like, who was it, Taft or whatever?
No, Taft was in for a while.
He got stuck in the bathtub.
Who's the idiot that died of like- Harrison.
Harrison, yeah.
What about him?
He must be the best president ever.
He got in there, got his shit done, boom, in and out real quick.
Yeah, he died in 30 days.
He was the man.
And of course, because the Kennedy assassination is like literally, like in order to believe in QAnon you have to believe that Kennedy was murdered in a conspiracy theory.
That's just the price of admission.
You're just buying the ticket to get in.
Kennedy has to be the greatest hero of QAnon that has ever existed except for Donald Trump.
One of the QAnon memes that exists is like a photo of a kind of like a grayed out Kennedy and it's like hashtag the starter and then a picture of Trump and all of his bronze orange glory and then it says under him hashtag the finisher like Kennedy started this movement now Trump's gonna bring it home baby And when you try to actually work out how the cabal took things over after Kennedy's murder, and you actually go through Lyndon Johnson's presidency, it's really hilarious
watching them twist themselves into knots, trying to explain why LBJ did, like, basically enact the Kennedy
agenda by grotesquely politicizing Kennedy's murder as a way to
shame Congress into following through on this shit.
Yeah, other than pushing through Kennedy's agenda using his assassination, LBJ was pretty lame duck if I recall.
What the fuck do Q followers think that JFK did before he got shot that was so anti-liberal cabal?
Because they definitely don't believe in the moon landing.
No, I mean the only thing I can think of that they would like in terms of like JFK being the starter and Trump being the finisher is space.
JFK got us to space and now Trump wants a space force.
That's the only dot I can connect.
It's really weird because, I mean, even if they look into it for a moment, they bring up the Cuban Missile Crisis in passing that he didn't nuke the world, the Cabal wanted the world blown up and it didn't happen.
So like they they'll and then they bring up the Federal Reserve.
Kennedy signed this like very meaningless order about the the use of like silver certificates and whatnot and the gold standard and that was like the straw that broke the camel's back and they had to murder him and Then they will turn around and claim that Lyndon Johnson's civil rights bill that he passed before winning re-election in his own right in 1964, that that bill was some sort of weird, weak, tea-watered-down bad version of Kennedy's bill when it was Kennedy's bill with the exclusion of voting rights because Johnson didn't think he could get the Republicans to buy in on that.
And then in 1965, he passed the Voting Rights Act, so he got Kennedy's full civil rights bill through Congress.
It was just in two slices.
And for anyone to be like, yeah, they murdered Kennedy, and they got cabal puppet Lyndon Johnson in, and then he did all of Kennedy's civil rights stuff, but argle-bargle!
It's just, it's so nonsensical, and it is a complete ignoring of American history and what actually happened in the civil rights movement.
And it's really ridiculous because, again, you go back to those early Q-drops about the truth about Haiti and that the Democrats have tricked the black people into thinking they support them when they really don't.
And that all hinges on this narrative that Kennedy was going to give black people real civil rights, then they murdered him and LBJ gave them fake civil rights.
And because black people in QAnon world are too dumb to see that they've been tricked, They bought LBJ's fake civil rights and ran with it and now they vote for Democrats because they don't know any better until Q reveals the truth about Haiti and then they'll turn and vote Republican.
For me, the most entertaining part of the whole Q rollercoaster so far, aside from just dunking on it because it's very easy and satisfying, has been this alternate dimension idea that JFK was like, This pro-Republican, like, conservative juggernaut that needed to be assassinated by the liberal cabal and Reagan was a liberal puppet, like, getting pulled by, like, Soros or the Rothschilds or fucking whoever.
They had to shoot him so he'd play ball with China.
It's just like an insane idea that JFK, conservative hero.
Ronald Reagan, conservative devil.
It's like, wow, what the fuck is going on?
You know what does make sense?
Good speed.
Good speed, patriots.
Yeah, I mean, it makes as much sense as Godspeed, maybe even more.
The degree to which you are speedy, we want to be good.
Well, I'm gonna have my new sign-off for as long as this podcast lasts.
Good speed, Patreons!
Not the official Adventures in Hellworld sign-off.
Good speed.
God damn it!
We already have all the merch and branding from Adventures in Hellworld.
This should be the good speed Patreons podcast.
It's so dumb!
And then he was nice enough to give us a postscript.
Yep.
By the way, P.S.
Soros is totally targeted.
He's in a big hurry.
P.S.
It doesn't make sense to have it in the rest of my gibberish.
P.S.
Soros is targeted.
By the way, in case you were worried, I'm still viciously anti-Semitic.
Just FYI.
In case you were wondering, I mean, again, we can circle back to the top and Wizards and Warlocks is code for something.
But what could it possibly be?
I saw some other super subtle pro-Q people on Twitter ranting about the Jedi, and how the Jedi control our banks, and how the Jedi control the media.
And me, being a dumb idiot, was just like, who are the Jedi?
Just kidding.
I read two lines of it, and I was just like, oh, I get what you're saying.
Twitter won't let you be anti-Semitic intentionally, so you're gonna try to skirt the process by calling them Jedi, and just hope that we're all too stupid to notice.
Do you consider yourself more of a wizard or a warlock?
I mean, I don't worship any sort of god, so I'm going to say I'm more of a sorcerer.
My power comes from within.
What kind of information does a sorcerer provide?
I don't know.
The magical kind?
I'm more of a warlock myself.
Really?
Yeah, I like warlocks.
I didn't know that you were a member of the Jewish faith.
No, wizards and warlocks are good in the Q mythology.
Oh, are they?
Yes!
No, they provide information.
Oh, they provide the information against the evil Satan?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was confused, too.
I don't even know what the fuck they're supposed to be, then!
Like, if it was a proud member of our unstoppable military, wouldn't you just say that?
Like, what the fuck is a wizard and warlock supposed to be?
Why are wizards and warlocks not wizards and witches?
It's not a gender thing.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Let's not get women involved in this.
You would want 4chan to embrace women?
I mean, they're more willing to do a warlock than they are, like, a normal lady.
Oh my god.
Yeah, granted, I haven't been on 4chan in, like, a decade, but the last time I was on there, they didn't want anything to do with a woman, unless she had a shoe on her head.
So, Mike... So wait a minute, now I'm genuinely confused.
Do we know what the fuck wizards and warlocks are supposed to be?
No, it's just that us anti-QAnon people really think that Q was just taking a giant shit on his followers and seeing if they were willing to tolerate that level of stupidity where he's like, I'll call some of the good guys witches and warlocks!
Wizards and Warlocks.
Witches have vaginas and therefore can't play.
Yeah and like just and then he's like it's an insider term and everyone just goes with it and it's cool.
I mean I guess it wouldn't be an Adventures in Hellworld podcast if I didn't get something completely wrong while trying to untangle this this web of Q nonsense just completely misreading or mishearing something because again based on all the shit I've seen on Twitter now that I have unfortunately become jumped in to the Twitter Q-verse.
Uh, I just assume when I see these people like supplanting like words with just nonsense gibberish like wizard or warlock
or jedi, I just assume that they're talking about Jews or blacks or
whatever and they and they can't say what they mean. It's the racist code word, dodge bands.
Exactly, but I mean I guess this was posted on 4chan so they could have just straight up said the n-word
and it would have been just fair play.
Yeah, no, there are more good people than bad, period.
No, I gotcha.
The wizards and warlocks inside Durham will not allow another satanic, evil piece of shit.
Okay, I gotcha.
I'm on board now.
It's just, you know, it's part of my gimmick.
It's part of my brand, and it's all an act, and I'm definitely not getting this stuff wrong on purpose.
It's for you, the listener.
So, knowing what you know now, are you more of a wizard or a warlock?
I mean...
I'm still a sorcerer, baby.
I'm just gonna stick to my guns on that one.
I'm a sorcerer, and if that means I don't have a place in Q's narrative, fuck him.
I'll still continue to battle the evil Satan from within.
I'm gonna be a wizard, because warlock sounds like you're on the front lines throwing military spells and shit.
I'm support.
I'm healing, I'm shields, I'm rezzing if need be.
I've got a gun to my head if we're going by D&D rules.
I certainly have more charisma than intelligence, so I would be a warlock.
Just for our fucking D&D players out there, 5th edition, shout out.
Again, sorcerers are also charisma based, so at the end of the day I still consider myself a sorcerer.
I identify as a sorcerer, but I'm often misclassed as a warlock.
How about that?
I'm going to roll a bard.
I'm just going to start singing some songs.
What kind of information do bards provide you?
Mild entertainment and ridicule, and I have my fucking landline phone ring because I'm unprofessional as shit.
Yeah, I'm from the 18th century.
What are you, a time traveler?
Yeah, yeah, this is, yeah, I'm from like the, I'm from the 18th century.
I'm the absolute worst human being that ever lived.
Well, you better pick that shit up and say ahoy hoy.
Yes, yes.
Sarge's spoiler corner, do wizards and warlocks, are they a reoccurring thing from here on?
They're not really that reoccurring.
There is this one moment where Where Q is asked by... he brings them up every now and then early on then he forgets about them because he never remembers his own narrative ever.
But there was this one very disastrous moment in QAnon history where Q did a public Q&A he was like feeling really big there was this huge moment that was gonna be a big payoff where he was gonna save the world and he was like hey ask me anything you want guys and um
Someone asked him about the Wizards and Warlocks and he was just like, hey, don't sweat it, bro.
Wizards and Warlocks is all good.
But the big moment of that Q&A session, which just goes to show you how tenuous Q's control over his audience is was Q was asked if the world was flat and he said it wasn't and Q was asked if JFK Jr.
was alive and he said no JFK Jr.' 's dead and these two answers caused a massive rift in QAnon as pro flat earthers and pro JFK Jr.
truthers were incensed that Q had dunked on them and said they were wrong.
Wow, there's a big overlap between Q followers and Flat Earthers.
I am shocked.
I probably should have told you to sit down before I said that.
I need to fucking go get some baby aspirin to prevent myself from dying of this heart attack.
Shock.gif.
Yeah.
What an astonishing development.
These people that are buying into this one absolutely insane and impossible to believe conspiracy theory are willing to opt into multiple of them.
Exactly.
Man, like if I sound a little deflated, it's just because of how furious I am that I managed to twist my brain into a knot like, you know, 10 minutes before the end of the show.
I was like, I was doing so good.
I was with it.
Like, I wasn't getting bamboozled by taking in audio while reading text.
And then I just completely fucking biffed it there at the end.
I misunderstood it too, and then I had to read it and listen again.
I mean, again, I'm not going to take full credit for it, because in the Q-Narrator, how is it possible that wizards and warlocks are the good guys?
They use arcane magic!
That's totally Satan's playbook!
It's an inside term!
Christians hate Harry Potter for a fucking reason!
Anyway, okay.
Do we have any listener questions or anything to go out on?
Do we have any listener questions?
That is a great question from you because I did not have my Twitter feed up from that.
Co-host question, do we have listener questions?
I think that we did.
I am currently frantically scanning my Twitter feed in order to find the podcast plug.
Well, I'll be a good co-host and I'll tell you to hit control left there and search the word time machine because we did have a question and it involved a time machine.
Aha!
That's excellent.
If you want to bring that question up, that'd be wonderful while I... No, you are out of your mind if you think I have your Twitter feed up while we're doing this.
Oh, okay.
I can barely keep my fucking thoughts straight listening to you tell me about Q while reading Q.
Uh, like I, I was really hoping that you were going to have the question ready because I only
vaguely remember what it was and I certainly do not remember who it was from.
Ah, here it is.
ASI Millard says, if you had a time machine and could deliver one piece of info we now have to the past, what would be the most useful thing in thwarting the growth of QAnon?
Wow, what a great question that I've never heard before.
Wow, a time machine to give us info, to send back in time, to stop the growth of QAnon.
Uh, I intentionally, like, so, spoiler warning, I did read this question because I saw it come in, uh, but I tried not to think much on it because I wanted my reaction to it to be as genuine as possible on the show, which I'm realizing now may have been a mistake because I don't really... It seems like an impossible question, right?
Like, even with the perfect knowledge that we have now of Q's incessant wrongness... Yeah.
I don't really think that there's any one thing we could go back in time and say to any entity or group of people that would be willing to buy into the Q bullshit that would, like, have them see the light.
You know what I mean?
Because, like, if they're not willing to jack out of that matrix once Q's predictions are provably wrong after he makes them, I'm not sure if there's anything you could say to head that off at the pass.
I would get on 4chan and out QQ.
Ooh, that is a good answer.
Just thought of that.
The only... Good answer!
Number one answer.
Yeah, I mean, that sounds like awesome.
Like just get in there and just fucking...
Derail the Q narrative by just doing it first.
It may be better.
Or at least at the same quality, right?
Even wackier.
Warlocks and witches and wizards in the window.
Trillions.
Bigfoot.
How about you, Mike?
Time machine.
One thing you can say to try to head off the pass.
You know more about Q than the rest of us.
What's the magic spell that stops it from happening?
Pfft. I wish that there was such a ridiculous thing that could happen.
You did it, Harry, you're a wizard!
Yeah I mean it's just it's so it's literally what Elle said where it's like you have this situation where people want to believe in this nonsense so they're going to believe in it super hard.
Like to me it's not so much information That would prevent Q. I think the only thing you could conceivably do to undermine Q's credibility would, again, much like Sarge said, you go on 4chan
And you just aggressively tie Trump to Jeffrey Epstein and you make it clear that Trump is a pedophile, that he's this monster, that he's the biggest dirtbag in the world, and that while The, like, edgelords on 4chan like him for his racism and his misogyny.
He's still a kiddie diddler and he's, like, still obviously someone who wants to sleep with his own daughter.
He has all these really negative qualities about him.
And you just make Trump so toxic and unacceptable to the 4chan community that when Q shows up it's like, Trump's the ultimate hero!
He's gonna save us all!
everyone's like shut up pedo because like they just see trump as being just another monstrous pedophile who's part of the new world order illuminati bullshit and that it was kind of cool to get him elected president but meet the old boss meet the new boss same as the old boss he's just as bad as obama and w and on and on and on and on and on That was a good question with not a great answer, because the simple fact is, Q supporters are bananas, and as I've said in some of my posts on Twitter, they have a magic force field around them that makes them immune to sanity, and logic, and facts.
They were they were looking for this to begin with.
Yeah, it's just it's just something anything for them to latch on to that validates their white supremacy and that makes them feel better as this weird because they're all they're all just sort of like these this weird combination of privileged white folks that somehow still feel marginalized despite the fact that they have all the power.
So I'm not sure there's a great answer to that question, but we tried our best.
And I think that Sarge's answer was probably The closest one to being a feasible tool for when we develop time travel to hopefully go back in time and unplug Skynet before it destroys the world.
Yes.
I see we're at 90 minutes here, so we should probably put a button on this one.
Any final thoughts before we sign off?
Nope, I think we covered the meaty ground of Q-Drops 14 and 15, which again was like such important stuff.
This is like the foundational narrative of QAnon, that like they helped Trump get elected, that we're about to cuff and stuff Huma and John Potesta, that like the good guy, you're gonna see results real soon, and it's gonna be great.
Hashtag not gonna see results, not gonna be great.
And so I think that's just really, like, that was just really fun to do that.
And the rest of the show was great.
And Elle's brain melting again is the highest of comedy.
So I... I'm so fucking ashamed of myself.
All right, Mike, give us give us that social media.
Where can we find you?
Patreon and the charity.
I am PokerInPolitics.
HellWorldSarge and HellWorldL with Q's in the O for world are where you can find my co-hosts.
The Patreon is again patreon.com slash pokerinpolitics.
And the charity is love146.org, numbers there for where the numbers are.
And that's all the good stuff that I have to put out there.
Yep.
So, on behalf of El and Sarge, this is Mike Rains, a.k.a.
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