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Sept. 22, 2020 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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Aventures In HellwQrld Episode 1: Two Q's Already?

As we pour over the early QDrops, L digs in on some QDrops and has some thought that we may be seeing a 2nd QDrop writer even at this early stage in the narrative. Plus we aggressively plug our sponsors. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hello everybody, Poker and Politics, a.k.a.
Mike Rains here, and this is our inaugural episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
We're gonna spell that with a Q to avoid copyright infringement and all that other good stuff.
I am joined as always by Sarge.
I'm here.
I dropped my intro already.
Excellent, excellent.
And the mysterious Elle.
That's me, your angry liberal co-host, here to continue to be angry and liberal.
It is hell of a liberal.
Yeah, hell of a liberal.
I mean, like, I'm not a genius or anything.
When I needed to come up with a name for the podcast, I just went with the fucking first letter that came to my mind.
Like, you know, some other people we know.
Yeah, some other ultra-super-secret spies who are trying to save the world.
So anyhow, first off I just wanted to make a few shoutouts.
First to the Twitter handle at VioFrosty.
He is the voice of Q on our podcast.
So if you need any voiceover work or anything like that, go check him out.
He currently has zero followers, so he could use a little help on that front.
And on top of that, I, of course, am still working in the COVID mines at my day job.
So if you fine folks wish to go to Patreon and help me out and this podcast out, I'd much appreciate that.
And if me and the crew aren't worth your cold hard cash, then please go to love146.org.
They're in human trafficking, fighting human trafficking.
They are doing the actual work that QAnon claims to be doing.
So, fuck those people.
Give them a thumb in the eye and actually fight the good fight
instead of just pretending to do so by screaming on the internet
that everyone you hate is a blood-drinking pedophile.
Where can they find that Patreon there, buddy?
The Patreon is patreon.com slash pokerpolitics and you can find it through my pinned tweet,
which you can also find the link to Love 146 by going to the support group in QAnon Casualties.
Rock on.
Yes, so having done all of that stuff, it is time for our first segment that we are now calling Cues in the News, where we talk about the terrible current events of our life in Hellworld and what's going on recently and any big news recently that's happened that currently, I don't know, has turned America into an even more dystopian nightmare than we previously imagined it could be.
Yeah, I mean, it's always rough when one of your heroes dies, and this week we lost a good one.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Jesus Christ, I can never say that right.
Tragically passed, as I'm sure most, if not all of you listening have already heard.
Yeah, for those of you that don't happen to live in the States, this is a tremendous fucking deal from us.
I mean, she was a real trooper, holding on at the ripe old age of roughly a thousand.
I think it was like eighty-seven.
Eighty-six.
Eighty-six, eighty-seven.
Yeah, and she passed this week, meaning that God Emperor Trump might get to put another ass in the Supreme Court.
Yeah, which is awesome because the Republicans vowed not to do this in 2016, facing an election.
But now, because they are total hypocrites and only care about obtaining power by any means necessary, they're just gonna ram somebody through with about 40 days before the election because, fuck everybody, we're in charge and we get to do whatever we want.
And the best part about this is, is they have literally said, we have the votes to confirm Trump's nominee, we don't even know who they are!
So, reanimated Hitler, welcome to the Supreme Court!
Congratulations, here's your seat.
Yeah, eight or nine months before Obama left his office, Republicans insisted that it would be bad form to put in a Supreme Court because he was a, quote, lame duck president, which, you know, I feel like with nine months out, you still have plenty of non-lameness left in you, but what do I know?
Yeah, they held up his vote from February on Just wouldn't even take a nomination?
In acts which me, personally, would consider treasonous or seditious, but what do I know?
However, now that we're 40 days out from the election and there's a Supreme Court seat up for grabs and there's a Republican in the White House, suddenly that tune is very different.
It is wildly different.
Apparently Trump is not a lame duck president.
uh... despite his failing mentally and physical health as well as the fact that
uh...
scurrying losing very badly in all the polls all the polls that matter shows
donald trump currently getting bodied uh...
so i guess that's not that's not what qualifies you as being waiting against
being lame just means you've run out
almost all of your second term of being a democratically elected elected uh...
official in the highest office of the of the land. But this time around, things are different for
reasons.
For reasons like say that our current president is white and the previous
president was black, which I don't know, that might be a thing.
Oh, that can't possibly have anything to do with it.
Yeah, I mean, the Republicans aren't racist.
Are you crazy?
They like their hatred of colored people is only because of those colored people's
politics and nothing to do with their skin.
Nothing. Unless they're Mexicans, in which case they're all rapists.
Quote Donald Trump.
Yes. Alleged.
So getting back on track a little bit, so with the death of R.G.B.
or R.B.G., see I can't even get it right when I shorten it to fucking letters.
Yeah, I mean I'm just terrible at this, but with the death of that great woman, And throwing our politics into even more of a death spiral than they currently have been.
I felt like it might be kind of a good time to see just a question that I already know the answer to, because I'm sure he does.
Did Q have any opinions on that now-dead Supreme Court justice?
Q's opinions on that now-dead Supreme Court Justice was that she was perhaps dead for over a year before her death was announced.
What?
Yes.
Immediate pause.
Yes.
Wait a minute.
Okay, so I asked that question knowing that Q had obviously said something or some things insane about Ruth, but His position was that she was already dead?
Was she a hologram?
Basically what happened was is when she first started having serious health problems like a year or so ago,
Q made a series of drops that pretty much indicated that she was either dead or comatose
or just in such rough shape that like she was actually incapable of doing the job of Supreme Court Justice
and needed to be replaced ASAP and Q even went so far as to game theory out replacements for her
and how if they nominated a woman, a woman couldn't get Brett Kavanaugh and couldn't be accused of sexual
harassment or assault.
I would contend that the best way to avoid that is to not sexually assault people when you're in college.
Or ever, really.
But what do I know?
So did they lower her into a Lazarus pit?
Uh, pretty much, yes. What happened was, and they had hashtag Where's Ruth trending for a long time.
Joe M, one of the biggest QAnon promoters in the world, literally tweeted out Ruth Bader Ginsburg
is dead. He was just adamant about it. They ran with this for a very long time. And then the court
happened and Ginsburg was in session and asked questions and was a living human being. And they
started like trying to figure out like how this could be, how was this possible? And the funniest
part about it was, is like when people started dunking on Q, um,
We haven't gotten to Adrenochrome yet.
he like reposted his thing where he was just like Ginsburg is totally fucked she's basically dead
but being kept alive with adrenochrome injections and blah blah blah uh when people like harassed
QAnon about it he like literally retweeted or re-q-dropped that q-drop and then was like read
again i never said she was dead the media is lying about my claims and we we haven't gotten to
adrenochrome yet real quick for those that might be new what's adrenochrome? adrenochrome is
It's Zombrex.
It's the life-saving drug that prevents you from all the way dying that the government has but only uses on liberal devil-worshippers, I'm sure.
It's made from child blood.
Oh yes, 100% child blood made adrenochrome.
It's the greatest thing in the world.
This podcast would go for two hours if we actually did the adrenochrome episode, so... We'll get there.
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Yes.
So they thought the Notorious RBG was dead and propped up with baby blood additives or extracts.
Like Weekend at Bernie's style.
Yes.
Yeah, exactly.
And the best part about this was is that so Ruth is back.
She's alive.
With Bernie Ginsberg.
Yeah.
So yeah, so Ginsberg is back.
She's on the court.
She's like talking.
Some idiot.
He's kind of become disillusioned with the QAnon movement.
His name was Neon Revolt.
He was a total grifter.
He got like $100,000 for a QAnon book and all this other stuff.
But he tried to find some audio defect in the SCOTUS audio transcripts of a hearing she was a part of.
And he was like, what is this audio defect?
Does it mean something?
What's going on?
And if you actually listen to it, it was just obvious crosstalk where Ginsburg was starting her question before the lawyer had finished her statement.
And then they realized they had crossed up and then Ginsburg stopped, let the lawyer finish, then Ginsburg talked and it was nothing.
And then even Q jumped in on that with a Q drop being like, hey, what's this audio defect?
What are they doing with Ginsburg?
Do we actually have photos of her?
What's the truth about Ruth?
And it was just that kind of stuff.
So, So that was the part in the Q false reality that these people live in where the fake Ruth Birney, like you know, created by Hardlight Hologram, like a resurrected Tupac, had his Milli Vanilli or her Milli Vanilli moment?
Yeah, pretty much.
The audio proved that she wasn't alive or really there?
Yes, exactly that.
It was just this most ridiculous thing.
And the best part about it was after that there was like 10 more SCOTUS sessions that month and you could just hear Ginsburg in all of them because she was always asking questions and they weren't like sweet Ken questions.
It was just obviously pertinent questions to the case at hand that she was adjudicating on.
It was the biggest nonsense in the world and It kind of flamed out because QAnon realized how dumb it was but every now and then if like Ginsberg hadn't been seen for a few months or if she had gone to the hospital because she had a cold or something immediately the where's Ruth hashtag would start up again and you'd see the memes of her being replacing Han Solo being frozen in the carbonite and all that kind of stuff.
Like they were just so obsessed with her like being somehow kept on ice.
So have these people just never heard of Occam's Razor or do they just not care?
Like an 86 year old woman like maybe vanishes from the public eye due to some health concerns and they're just like well it could be that she's just old as dirt and maybe has like you know pneumonia or cancer or she's a life model decoy made from the most sinister liberal cybernetics and is therefore clearly a plant and to undermine Donald Trump and his pro-Q agenda.
Terrible.
Q actually used Occam's Razor in a one Q drop, I forget where, but it was just like literally everyone who ever has looked at this stuff and laughed at QAnon So Colt's work, they suppress critical thinking and Occam's razor is the ultimate critical thinking tool.
contraption, busting out Occam's razor to prove his own validity.
And it was just...
So Colt's work, they suppress critical thinking and Occam's razor is the ultimate critical
thinking tool.
Yeah.
All things being equal, the simplest answer is usually correct.
But no, the simplest answer isn't correct when you need to make all of your enemies
into just like, again, child juicing psychopaths.
Yeah, when you hear hoofbeats, you go ahead and think zebra and not horse.
Well, the Q people would think Satan.
Yes!
When Q followers hear hoofbeats, they think it's Satan.
Satan!
The Cloven Hoof Devil!
He's about to bust through the wall like a Kool-Aid man, but his pitcher is filled with the blood of children.
Child Juicer 9000, ad read, number two for Child Juicer 9000.
We could spend the whole podcast dunking on Q in relation to this unfortunate tragedy that has befallen America, but we have many other ways and reasons to dunk on Q, so I feel like we should probably move on.
But, you know, we have a platform to express our gratitude to the now-past Ginsburg and to sort of prop her up.
Not like Bernie from Weekend at Bernie's, but instead as the champion for justice that she was.
So, you know, rest in power, Queen.
You were really fighting the good fight for all of us.
Yes.
Yeah, donate money to McConnell's opponent.
I wish I knew her name off the top of my head.
Yeah.
Amy McGrath.
Amy McGrath, thank you.
They are outspending her 4-1 to keep the turtle from Kentucky in office.
He's been in the Senate for 35 years.
Yeah.
And that's too long.
Yeah, fuck that guy.
And donate to Lindsey Graham's opponent, Jamie Harrison.
That guy's doing great right now.
Donate to anyone fighting a Republican.
Because Republicans are the real evil.
Yes, Republicans are bad and you should hate them.
And if you are a Republican, you should rethink your life and change what you're doing right now.
But not before donating to our Patreon, please.
Give us your money and then reevaluate your opinions on everything.
Yes, exactly, exactly.
So, anyhow, when last we left, Before we get to the madness of Q, I think Sarge has a correction.
He needs to save his face.
Back in Qdrop, further up, they talked about a 90, and I said that had to do with a Senate vote for declaring war.
No, that's 90 days of emergency powers that the President can lay claim to, and not a Senate vote.
was tactfully pointed out by a listener.
Yeah, well...
And then...
So thank you.
Yes.
We...
We will attempt to correct ourselves.
We will strive for accuracy, unlike certain other people that we are talking about.
Yeah, I mean, like, I was, what, halfway through the last podcast
before I said Saddam Hussein's first name was Hussein.
He's Hussein Saddam Hussein, you know.
Yes.
I mean, you never know.
You never know.
So then I have a question after getting, being, entering into Hellworld.
So from how I'm seeing it, Q themselves are not making any money that we know of, but cults run on belief and money and grifting.
And frequently underage sex.
Yeah.
Well, that's one of their temples here.
So, my question to you is, who's making the money?
Who are Q's unofficial lieutenants?
Who are the high priests of this cult?
Uh, there's a, there's a grifter class who are the people that you, if you look at my timeline, you'll see like a lot of them on there.
Uh, there's Praying Medic, whose name is like David Hayes.
He sells shitty romance novels, novels, Q Anon based books.
He has a faith healing class that like lets you grade yourself on how good your faith healing is.
So you're going to pass and become a certified faith healer for only a cool $120.
Um, If we get 10 new Patreon donors, I'll read one of those books and give you a book report.
Please hold me to that.
Oh god, we're going for stretch goals now.
So good.
I'll read an awful book for you guys and give you a book report so you don't have to.
I don't want to give this guy money, so someone steal it for me.
Do not steal anything.
This is the Sarge question and shilling corner.
I'll shill.
The aggressive shill.
I like it.
I will shill all day.
Yeah, but he's a dirtbag.
Jordan Sather is another huge dirtbag who sells all kinds of crappy health products.
He's like a dime store version of Alex Jones on that front.
He's got his $30 cans of coffee that'll rejuvenate your soul and all that kind of stuff.
The aforementioned Neon Revolt who made $100,000 selling a crappy Q book and is now disillusioned with the movement because Hillary isn't swaying from the gallows yet.
Just ripping the scales from the eyes of us rubes who are buying into the liberal media's truth.
I mean, it lies.
on bestsellers and...
When you say book on QAnon, you mean pro.
Yes, absolutely, aggressively pro QAnon book, like red pilling book designed to indoctrinate and educate.
And...
Ripping the scales from the eyes of us rubes who are buying into the liberal media's truth.
I mean, it's lies.
Right, right, exactly.
Now, has Glorious Leader, has Jim Jones, Q himself, endorsed any of these?
Like...
Thank you.
Q doesn't actually endorse products or anything like that.
Q actually at one point condemned people that were doing this for money, and then Praying Medic and their ilk were like, Q didn't mean he hated all people who are doing this for money, just some of the people that are doing this for money, and really kind of just tried to gild that lily and make it okay for some of the scamminess.
In the Matrix and Shady Groove are two guys that run a streaming site and they're always taking donations.
They sound like a shitty funk rock duo.
In the Matrix featuring Shady Groove.
They're like the low-rent deadheads that have now grown into regular style boomers and they're just like, we love QAnon and rocking out real good in our fucking garages.
Oh, and you're gonna love how edgelordy they are, because In the Matrix has three X's at the end of his name, and Shady Groove has three Q's.
Well, I mean, because it has to be legally distinct from the regular Matrix, and also let you know that he is down to fuck.
That guy, he wants to bone.
He's just like, yo, we're stuck in the Matrix, I don't want to get sued, but I need you to know, I'm down to clown.
Yeah, and Shady Groove... I wanted to riff on that and do a bit pretending to be that guy, but I can't.
Like three X's in the matrix.
And Shady Groove has three O's in groove.
He's a Shady Groove!
He's a spooky ghost!
Whoa!
It's a ghost!
Sorry, so it's more like, In the Matrix 6-6 and Spooky Groove!
Man, I mean, the more letters they add to their name, the more they sound like a shitty funk rock band.
No, he sounds like a white girl on Twitter changing her handle for Halloween.
Like, Spooky Groove!
Hey man, it could be both.
Maybe they're a powerful Boomer female landfuck rock band.
Uh so it sounds like there's uh not a lot of equality in the grifter class of huge.
There's like a lot of dudes.
Oh yeah there's um there's Lisa Mae Crowley who's on Twitter but I never saw her actually like pitch any.
How the fuck can you get successful in the QAnon sphere with the last name Crowley?
I know, you would think it would be impossible, but... It's impossible!
They wanted to hang Barack Obama for having Hussein as a middle name, but fucking Crowley gets to be your last name and you can just be pro-Q all you want?
It's weird.
It's very strange.
I never saw her actually sell anything, but she just is a big QAnon promoter.
The one thing that was really funny about the book was that Dustin Nemos was out tweeting out, oh man, getting so many fat checks from this book, it's so great!
And Joe M, again the big promoter that I talked about before, his whole shtick is, I'm not in this for the money, I'm in this to save the world!
And Joe M. was in on that book.
And then he got mad at Nemos for talking about the fat stacks they were all getting.
And he was like, I didn't take any royalties from the book!
Screw them!
And then they had a big fight because Nemos wanted to do an audiobook to get more fliff.
And then Joe M. was like, no audiobook!
Not doing it!
So you actually had the grifter versus pure sociopath fight over the profits of this book.
Incredible.
So these are the major players trying to make money in this cult.
And the other thing is you have Jim Watkins, who basically, in my mind, is Q. The guy who runs AidKun.
Wow, fucking spoiler alert.
Jesus.
Yeah, I know.
I'm the worst.
Sarge is jumping the track like fucking six years into the future.
Sarge is.
This is your corner, man.
You started this corner.
Yes, it's all your fault, Sarge.
You've put up the two walls to make a corner, and you've sat in that corner.
Yeah, but Jim, who is the publisher of Q, because he runs 8kun and he ran 8chan before, Jim actually started a quote-unquote super pack based off of QAnon that was like, defund the Deep State pack.
And literally all that PAC does is take money from Rubes and then buy ad space on 8kun from Jim Watkins to air ads for Defund the Deep State PAC to get more people to donate to the PAC so they can buy more ads on 8kun.
While we're jumping track, I just love how obsessed the QAnon folks are with sex trafficking as a part of their narrative and yet they still are wildly supportive of Chan's and Kun's All these anonymous message boards that are just complete cesspools of pedophilia, like it is known.
This is not a drill.
You can go to those places to find people talking about kid diddling.
Also, interspersed between that is the truth behind the Deep State brought to you by Q.
Yes, I mean, everyone brings this up and QAnon has really...
they're just like, shut up! We're fighting fire with fire, we're hanging out
where the enemy is or whatever.
They have to use all the dumb cliches. Keep your friends close, your enemies closer,
bargle-argle. And it's like...
Because I know that when I'm writing my manifesto on why liberals are bad,
I want to do it surrounded by people that are actually raping children.
That sounds like the best place, the hottest spot to be, behind enemy lines, really in the trenches, so you can see the graphic details of this horrible crime that you are supposed to hate and should hate because you are allegedly a pure red-blooded American citizen.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, all right.
I think I've invoked Jesus Christ so many times just because I need something to counterbalance all my Satanism.
Okay, I'm deconstructing Sarge's question corner to be brought up again.
Maybe next time we'll just do a very small dive on one of these high priest grifters because they sound like Absolute characters.
Man, we got a lot of vitriol in us.
We can take it to these fucks down the line.
I mean, I'm not here to be friendly about this shit.
These people suck and I'm gonna junk on them on internet radio for all of the hundreds and hopefully soon-to-be thousands of listeners that want to hear me just completely like Michael Jordan directly over their heads straight to the hoop.
We got 4,000 cue drops to get to Why wasn't HRC prosecuted for the emails?
seven. So yeah, well, number seven with an asterisk. Yes.
Number seven with an asterisk.
They're PMP. Oh, you're about to find out right now because here
is Q drop quote unquote seven. Why wasn't HRC prosecuted for
the emails? Put simply, Obama ultimately okayed by using the
non government email Addy to communicate with Clinton.
Obama also had an alias, along with each of his cabinet members.
Therefore, indicting HRC would lead to indicting Obama and his cabinet, etc.
Which could never happen.
Remember, he lied about knowing, but that ultimately came out in the dump.
Poof!
What?
So is he already trying to backtrack and cover his ass here?
I don't understand it either. It makes no sense.
So is he already trying to backtrack and cover his ass here?
Because we're on day number two and nothing's happened?
I don't know exactly why Obama can't be arrested.
I'm guessing he's, like, claiming that when Obama was in office he couldn't have been arrested?
But, like, again, we're a year out.
We're under Trump for a year at this point, so I would think that Obama and his entire cabinet could have been arrested for the emails after January 21st, 2021.
I mean, 2017.
I mean, that seems, like, really...
Like, he doesn't have any more protection at that point.
Trump's the president.
He won't pardon Obama and his cabinet.
So cuff him and stuff him.
Let's go!
Now, I mean, maybe I've just got some short-term memory issues, but what was actually the spooky, evil part of the emails?
I mean, like, I remember that Hillary allegedly had emails stored in a server that wasn't copacetic, but did we ever have, like, content Of these alleged digital documents that, like, incriminated her in doing anything?
Uh, no.
The only thing that happened with the... Well, the emails and the Comey shit was basically... Comey said that, like, three emails that Hillary had were potentially some level of classified, but, like, she received them, she didn't send them, so it was a legal gray area and no one would try that case because it was unwinnable, so fucking whatever.
But the actual, like, quote-unquote, emails, which I think is what Q is talking about, quote-unquote, in the dump, is that this is the Podesta emails, and somewhere in those Podesta emails that WikiLeaks leaked, we found out about Obama's alias, or whatever else you could talk about, and that that was proof that Obama did the bad things.
Although, again, the Podesta emails are the most banal, boring, dumb shit in the world.
These are the emails that started Pizzagate, right?
They were just talking about going to lunch?
Yeah, these are the emails that were starting Pizzagate because, as we had just talked about the the chans, they literally had to create a code that was basically chan code, transpose it over Podesta's emails, then go, oh if you look there where he says pizza that means like rape, and if and where he says uh like pasta he means little girl or something so they just created this like psychotic food code where every time Podesta talks about going to lunch at this place it means that we're gonna like bring a bunch of five-year-old boys and when he talks about like uh breakfast at this place it's six-year-old girls and it's all this kind of nonsense where like
We don't want to know what brunch is.
Brunch will blow your fucking mind.
If you don't know what brunch is, you're not ready for it.
We actually can't talk about brunch until like the 50th podcast. That is so sensitive.
Listeners, when we finally get around to exposing the truth behind brunch,
it's going to blow your mind. The truth would put 99% of you in the hospital.
I'll just leave it at that.
The real truth about brunch is that it's useless.
It's like halfway between two good meals and it serves neither of them properly.
Unless you love Eggs Benny, and then it's amazing.
Bro, you can get that for breakfast.
I'm here to blow your mind.
You can get Eggs Benedict for breakfast.
Eggs Benedict is code for... I don't need to know.
I don't need to know what sort of child sex that's going for.
Eggs Benedict gets you 30% off the Child Juicer 9000.
That's the code you put in the coupon window.
Eggs Benedict.
BAM.
When you're at Wayfair to get a child stuffed in the cabinet you're buying for a hundred grand.
Our eventual promo codes are going to be Byzantine and weird.
I'm upset.
I ordered a Wayfair couch and it did not come with a child sex slave.
That's really unfortunate.
Because that, like all conspiracy theories related to this sort of garbage, is total nonsense.
And the people that expose it online would be much better served actually trying to stop child endangerment in all of its forms instead of just like grousing about how like this fucking cabinet's priced at a hundred thousand dollars it must be stuffed with some Cambodian orphan child and it's just like really that's the only explanation for this huh yeah yeah what's really funny is that uh when people were mocking QAnon and they were like hey why don't you pay ten thousand dollars and buy a cabinet and just have them ship you the child and then you can arrest Wayfair for their crimes
One of the ways to defend the fact that they weren't doing that was, well, if we paid $10,000 for the cabinet, they would just send us the cabinet.
You have to enter the special coupon code so they know you're in on the child trafficking.
Then they send you the kid.
Yeah, so they're going to advertise the cabinets on their website with the child included prices, but not advertise the coupon code.
Because only if you know, you know.
Yeah, I'm gonna email Wayfair right now.
I'm going to Wayfair right now.
Email customer service about my couch.
I want the coupon code.
Yes, exactly.
So our audience right now might be thinking to themselves, well why are you riffing on Wayfair instead of talking about this Q drop?
And the reason is because this Q drop is fucking boring.
It's a huge snoozefest.
All it is is Q already trying to backpedal because it turns out that Hillary Clinton was not arrested and now he has to justify why she can't be arrested or indicted because now Obama's involved and his buddy Satan's hanging out.
and everyone's like getting drunk together and it's just a it's just a big mess.
Q immediately like you know what is this like day two still yeah just you know immediately just like oh i got it wrong well it's not it's not it's not because i am wrong the children are wrong yeah exactly let's do we want to jump to eight uh well we first have to do a quick explainer is why there was an asterisk on seven because oh right yeah i forgot i forgot about the the spooky circumstances Yeah, with three O's.
We had finished our last podcast on 5.
The reason why we didn't do 6 is because 6 is Q being old man on the internet and he literally just smashed Qdrops 4 and 5 together and posted them as 6 and it's just so awesome to think that the man that's going to save the world from the global satanic pedivore ring that has ruled the earth for millennia Can't figure out the interface to 4chan and fucks up on his
sixth post ever Yeah, I mean he's still doing just like a tremendous job of
only providing You know one to two-thirds original new content for his
narrative while the other part is just you know Him smashing his head against the keyboard accidentally
copying and pasting stuff. He's already put in there Just rip like doubling back on stuff
He's already brought up having to backpedal because his predictions are already not coming true. It's it's
It's quite a ride that we're on right now.
Yep.
Okay, so now Q-Drop 8 is a little meaty, so I'm going to cut it off the first third of the way in, and then we'll talk about that, and then we will go to the back end after that conversation.
Oh shit, I'm waiting with bated breath.
I can't wait for this to get good.
I'm already laughing at it.
Huma.
Husband in jail.
HRC, Muslim Brotherhood, or child.
What would you do?
Kiss your child goodbye and leave without a mother?
or father for Clinton?
Where is Huma today?
Was she with HRC on her book tour?
Okay now what's really funny about that is that Q is admitting that like when this was again day two Q is admitting that Hillary Clinton was on a book tour out in public signing books doing speeches and that at some ill-defined point during this book tour where she was in public she was just detained by federal marshals for like some period of time that like on her way to like a big Barnes and Noble in Chicago Like, federal marshals are like, hey Hillary, you got a minute?
Come over here.
Let's talk.
Let's get some coffee.
And again, apparently our primary antagonist, Huma, is back.
Yes.
Huma's back.
Q loves talking about Huma.
And also, I feel like this is a good time to mention that if you had Muslim on your Q bingo card, fill that one in because it finally got brought up.
It didn't take very long.
We're in day two when Q dropped technically eight and uh we've we've already had uh satan and muslims brought up so we're really doing it i mean the the dog whistles just could not be more whistly yes you at their most poetic what would you do kiss your child goodbye and leave without a father mother a father for clinton yeah where's huma today that's
I think that's some of their best writing.
You are high on drugs.
This writing is just as bad as it ever has been.
Was she with Hillary Clinton on her book tour?
Go take some photos.
Go check the internet.
Who could say?
Besides the hundreds if not thousands of people that were part of that book tour.
Right, I mean... Man, does Q have a question mark key on their keyboard anymore?
It is getting a lot of work.
Oh, Q beats the shit out of their question mark key.
Let me tell you, that sucker gets mashed.
Yeah, Q fucking pummels that question mark key like it owes him money.
Yes.
Every one of these lines ends with a question mark.
I could sound vaguely wise and deep too if I ended every sentence with a question mark.
Could you?
I mean, let's find out.
Could I?
No.
No, it's over.
See, I served the ball to you, and then you immediately just spiked it into dirt.
You're the worst.
Alright, anyway, let's roll along on Q-Drop 8.
Okay, this is about a minute long.
The rest of it, we're gonna bang it out.
Reply.
Military intelligence.
State secrets.
No FBI.
POTUS installed his people within each top spot at each three-letter agency except one.
Good reason there, as Admiral R. Kick started this and scrubbed all POTUS nominations to verify oath.
Do you think they aren't in control of those respective agencies?
What is most valuable?
Information.
AG sessions on leakers.
Fire or prosecute.
RE-ORG is underway and happening.
Coincidence?
State Republicans pushing for fed judge confirmations last week.
Pro-Trump is the end of that.
I mean, I know I'm assured.
not by choice and we're offered a choice.
Rest assured, they will vote pro- Pro-Trump is the end of that.
I mean, I know I'm assured.
Yeah.
What a mess.
This is so hard to follow.
Oh yeah, because like I said before, fucking Q is not a good writer.
At least not the starter Q. I mean, maybe whoever takes over for him later gets better at it.
But right now, Q is still just absolutely dreadful.
Like, none of this shit would be approved by the SCP.
If he was trying to write SCP fiction, they would not post this shit.
One of the people that asks me questions all the time and talks to me on Twitter is an SCP writer.
So it's very funny that you referenced that.
Because this is the same fucking shit!
But SCP is about people writing funny, whimsical stories about what would happen if the world was weirder than we thought it was and in the dark corners there were these monsters.
That's exactly the same thing that this Q person is trying to present to the world.
A narrative about, like, the dark, hidden recesses of the American government.
It just so happens that they are almost certainly a white, cisgendered, straight male, and therefore, like, when they conjure in their mind the thought of a dark, seedy underbelly to American government, it's liberals worshiping Satan, like, being involved with the Muslim Brotherhood, trying to kill red-blooded Christian white Americans, And all this dumb bullshit.
The difference is there's a vetting process for SCP.
You don't get put on that site unless you've got the chops and you're, like, you know, appropriately writing inside of their, like, design bible.
But Q is starting his narrative themselves.
There is no bible to it.
He can just style it however he wants to, and the way that he is styling it is this, like, It's a fucking bulleted list of dumb cold reading questions to, again, try to make you, the reader, come up with the story.
It's a racist mad lib.
Quick, give me a racist noun.
Uh, cuck.
Aw, dammit, that's not racist!
Uh, racist verb?
Cuck!
There are a lot of reasons why the people that are hoodwinked by this shit are dumb, and a lot of that might have to do with their circumstances or whatever.
People are weak and feeble-minded for various reasons, but at the end of the day, one of the things that really grinds my gears is that they're getting hoodwinked by somebody who's just so fucking bad at what they're trying to do.
This is just complete nonsense.
If this person had the juice to create a cult that wasn't, like, targeted at 4chan-style idiots, they would just go out into the world and make a cult.
Like, you have to have a certain amount of juice to get that done.
You have to be typically, like, well-spoken.
You have to have charisma.
You can't just, like...
Word vomit 100,000 monkeys on typewriters worth of racist fan fiction onto the internet and hope that it's going to get you there.
Racist mad libs.
Hit the bullet points for us real quick.
What's Q talking about?
What's Q talking about here?
Try to be our Rosetta Stone.
They're talking about how Trump has installed a new FBI director, CIA director, this kind of stuff.
The Admiral R thing is Admiral Rogers.
He's one of the white hat good guys they worship along with Michael Flynn and Jeff Sessions.
And they believe that Admiral Rogers went to Trump during the transition period and told Trump that Obama was bugging Trump Tower and that Trump immediately amscrayed out of Trump Tower, went to a secured location, and then they started hashing out their way to strike back at Obama in the deep state.
So I don't exactly know which one of those three-letter agencies Trump didn't fix with a good reason and basically the rest of this is just, as you said, it's cold reading questions, it's nonsense.
They're talking about how like Senate Republicans who aren't actually good guys are being blackmailed out of power by Q-team and that they're going to get a new pure, honest, good of heart Trump Republicans in the 2018 and 2020 elections.
And they're just trying to make it look like everything's going the way we want it to, everything's smooth, everything's cool.
This is kind of the Patriots in Control narrative, even though Q hasn't quite said that yet, I don't think.
Where, I mean he has already done the thing where he was just like, Trump has the presidency and the presidency means you're the most powerful man in the world, period, end of story.
And so like, this is like the continuing of the build up of our side is in control, our side has the power, and eventually we are going to use that power to crush the people that you hate.
And, like, the whole thing, like, is A.G.
Sessions just gonna fire these leakers, or is he gonna prosecute them?
Is he really gonna put the screws to the bad people?
Spoiler warning.
Neither.
Oh, oh, how that works out that way, yes.
So, um, now we move to Qdrop9, which is, uh, another big stamper for your racist bingo card, as it were.
I mean, like, so I've got the text on the screen.
I'm trying not to read too far ahead, but it's hard not to notice some of these.
Yeah.
Some of these words.
So let's go ahead and roll into that one.
Let's start chewing on the meat.
Yeah, strap in.
This one's very racist.
Let's roll that beautiful bean footage.
Projection.
Days can't lose control over the black population.
At some point, the Great Awakening will occur, whereby these false local, National black leaders are corrupt and paid off to help keep the black pop poor and in need.
D's formed the Confederate States against freeing slaves.
D's formed the KKK.
HRC's mentor is who?
What happens if the truth about Haiti is released?
Do D's lose majority of the vote?
Through the looking glass.
They rely on the MSM to keep the narrative going.
But tech is entrenching on their controls.
They missed this in 2016 and desperately attempting to censor now due to CIA cash infusions.
This will fail.
I am excited!
Is he talking about an earthquake machine?
They do have weaponized weather conversations a lot.
They do think that the good guys or the bad guys are in control of the weather machine at any given moment and are pointing it to blast various and sundry cities and states with hurricanes, earthquakes, and whatever else bad weather that you can imagine in your head as being a weapon to use against another human being.
So, I mean, since we're already talking about the Haiti portion, I'm assuming that's why we're talking about earthquakes right now, but I guess we can just jump into one of my main questions, which is, what is the truth about Haiti?
The truth about Haiti is that it is a cabal hub for child sex trafficking, and because QAnon is so deeply racist, They think that the black voters who vote Democrat, because they've been tricked by the evil Democrats to vote Democrat, they think that black voters won't care about the white children that are being child sex trafficked in America and around the world.
But when they find out that there are black children being child sex trafficked in Haiti, oh boy howdy, are they going to rush to the ballot box to re-elect Donald Trump at that point?
Because I know as a white person I only care about child sex trafficking when it happens to white children because I am a monstrous racist.
I want to grab any random Q follower and just have an unlabeled world map and like point to Haiti.
Do it right now.
And also like What sort of mental gymnastics do you have to jump through to your average person, especially your average white person in America?
It was just like, hey, Joe Schmo, hey Sarge, what do you think of, let me just throw this at you real quick.
Okay.
First thing, right off the top of your head, Haiti.
Earthquake.
Nope, wrong, keep going, Haiti.
What's Haiti about?
Come on, what do you know about Haiti?
Okay.
It's really obvious.
Ooh, is...
That's where they wear hats.
Okay, you know, we're going to be here all night, so I'm just going to say that's where white people are child sex slaves.
Oh!
Yeah, Haiti, that historically incredibly black place.
That's where the white child sex slavery is happening.
Like, is that really how Q believes that people are operating in the country?
I'm a terrible person.
That wasn't a bit.
I cannot name one city in Haiti off the top of my head.
Because nobody knows fucking anything about Haiti in America.
Which isn't to say anything about Haiti, it's just that, you know, American education systems don't really teach you a lot about places like Haiti, so it's certainly not Like, the top of anyone's fucking mind grapes is gonna be, hey, when I think of Haiti, I think of all the white child sex trafficking that's happening there.
Like, you would need to have that fed to you by Q to even think of that.
Yeah, Haiti is where they make the child blood juicers.
Right.
So to step on up, I have the newest model blood juicer here in Haiti.
This is where we, this is my warehouse where I keep all the children and the juicers.
You know, I've heard of this place, and I'm afraid that you might be juicing WHITE CHILDREN in that juicer!
No, don't look behind this curtain!
There are no white children behind this curtain!
And scene!
This is us jumping into the middle of this.
That's the...
That's the...
Wow.
So, this is us jumping into the middle of this.
Yeah, because it's the craziest thing in this whole Q-drop, which is full of crazy things.
Yeah, it's just so ridiculous that like, they need this mentality that,
again, your race only cares about the child sex trafficking of your race,
and that's why black people will care about Haiti child sex trafficking.
They won't care about subject trafficking in America where the white kids are getting it, as it were.
So you have that, and then you have the whole ridiculous narrative that Americans don't know that the Democrats were the party of the Confederacy and the Ku Klux Klan!
As if, like, there isn't a giant movie made about Abraham Lincoln every five fucking years, and those movies are always about the evil Democrats that Lincoln has to kick the shit out of in order to free the slaves and save America.
Okay, so this is the point where I, once again, I'm pretty quick, I'm correcting my own button.
As nice as that Haiti bit was, so what you're saying is that they're actually saying is that the black voters in America will only care about the child sex slavery happening in Haiti because the child sex slaves in Haiti are black.
Yes.
Oh, okay.
See, that bit was a fun goof, but I'm just confused about the narrative.
As always, with this Q shit, it's just hard to keep it straight.
So it has nothing to do with white child sex slaves.
Everybody knows that in America, we already care about white sex slavery.
It's abhorrent.
But black sex slavery will only be cared about by the blacks in America if it can be proven that it's happening to their race.
And what better place than Haiti?
Exactly.
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That's why Haiti... I don't know.
God, it's such gobbledygook.
And black leaders are trying to keep their population in America poor and in need so they can control them
This is the this is the narrative that they love to you that these racists love to use is that the Democrats
policies?
Haven't helped blacks yet not because Republicans fight it kicking and screaming and not because Republicans are
monsters, but because the Democrats are actually intentionally failing their black voters and keeping them
impoverished It's basically what Q is doing to QAnon where he's dangling
the carrot of indictments and arrests and execution of his enemies
that Democrats are dangling the prosperity carrot in front of blacks, and they'll never actually deliver on that
carrot and That is intentional and it is purposeful. It is malevolent
by the Democrats It's not because the Republicans are supporters of systemic racism in America and it's very hard to overcome that.
So I'm assuming this is going to be a recurring theme across the entirety of the Q narrative, but it sure does seem like Q is just accusing Democrats of doing the stuff that is demonstrably provable to be the Republican playbook for, you know, various stuff.
In this particular instance, like trying to keep the black population poor and in need.
I mean, like, you know, Well, Lincoln was a Republican.
That was 200 years ago.
Your current day Republican generally gives no fucks about the black population, as Q refers to it, which is just a gross combination of words to come out of your mouth, like, in anything other than, like, the purist was noble of terms.
Yeah, pop quiz.
What presidency did the crack epidemic start and continue during?
Clinton.
It was Billy Boy.
It was Clinton?
Yeah, it was Billy Boy.
He was getting blowjobs at hatin' blacks.
Yes, yes, exactly.
And this is the, I'm sorry, this is the Dinesh D'Souza school
of Democrats are the real racists, where they just pretend that the 1960s didn't happen.
Lyndon Johnson didn't railroad through the 1964 Civil Rights Act and 1965 Voting Rights Acts
with the help of Martin Luther King and all kinds of other civil rights activists.
Those things didn't happen.
Democrats were always the racists.
Republicans were always the anti-racists.
Forever and ever.
Amen.
That is just the way America is.
That line was drawn hundreds of years ago and those goalposts have never changed since.
If you love Abraham Lincoln and what he did for black folks, then surprise, you're a Republican.
Maybe you didn't know this, but boy howdy, you are a true Republican all the way through, because Lincoln was a Republican.
Man, he freed the slaves, so you owe us.
You owe us blacks.
This is me talking as if I were a Q supporter, as a rational Yes.
So this isn't my fault for jumping to the earthquake machine because I was so excited.
Bullshit Abraham Lincoln was not this champion hero that we prop him up to be even though he did do a lot of good
And him being a Republican is largely just a funny academic footnote at this point because the current Republican Party
would have made Abraham Lincoln vomit into his big stove pipette. Yes
So this is my fault for jumping to the earthquake machine because I was so excited
There's a couple oddball other things in here, too What is he talking about with HRC's mentor?
That's Robert Byrd who was a senator from West Virginia and very early in his life he was in the Ku Klux Klan for a cup of coffee and then he got into the Senate and basically every time Republicans have ever needed to accuse Democrats of being racist They're like, Robert Byrd's a Democrat and he was in the Klan!
And like literally his entire life after his Klan membership he was like, yeah I was in the Klan, that was a terrible idea, I should have never have done it, I'll carry it to my grave that it was a mistake, but what can you do?
And the Democrats weren't about to primary Robert Byrd and get him out of West Virginia because there's nobody else in that state that could hold the Senate seat with a D next to their name because West Virginia is really Republican.
We see this right now with Joe Manchin as a Senator from West Virginia who's a Democrat and often votes against the Democrats and likes to play up the both sides narrative kind of stuff.
People are like we need the primary Joe Manchin to get rid of him and it's like yeah if you do that then guess what some generic Republican you're never going to hear of is going to beat that liberal in West Virginia 80-20 and we're never going to see that seat again.
So And Robert Byrd's been dead for over a decade now, but they still, like, dig his corpse up and wave it around and go, look at the racist Democrats and Robert Byrd!
And it's like, yeah, it's been a decade.
He's fucking dead.
And he spends his entire adult life apologizing for being in the Klan.
He wasn't a racist.
Shut up.
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Okay, so this one is, I'm just gonna go ahead and call it, is probably the most racist, like most just blatantly racist of all the Qdrops so far.
I mean, it certainly didn't take very long for us to jump from Muslim to black, right?
I mean, literally back to back.
We've introduced Muslim to the conversation, now we're talking about the quote-unquote black population and the KKK, who apparently Hillary Clinton is a member of because of this bird guy.
This is 12 minutes later.
What's the MSM?
Yeah, they rely on the MSM.
Mainstream media.
The MSM is mainstream.
Oh, now we get it.
Wow, they call it mainstream media and not liberal media?
Good for them.
Not lamestream media?
Yeah, I know, I know.
That'd be so awesome if it was LSM and they were just like, oh, we're going for the Sarah Palin joke.
Topical.
He stopped calling it Mockingbird.
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
Well, they're interchangeable.
Dammit, I'm just learning the code and they're changing it up on me.
Yeah, almost as if it was never meant to be easy to read because the person doing it is an idiot who doesn't know what they're doing.
Speaking of which, I'm actually very excited about the next Q-Drop for reasons, so let's go ahead and roll into Q-Drop 10, and then we'll probably call it there on our segment of just going over the timeline of Q. I mean, boy howdy, at the pace at which we're going, we'll get through this sometime in 2032.
Oh man, it's gonna be... The finishing of all 5,000 Qdrops versus the release of Half-Life 3.
It's gonna be neck and neck between those two things.
Oh my god.
Qdrop 10 seems like just a hot mess of words.
So we'll probably have to break it up there someplace in the middle.
But go ahead and roll that for us, Mr. Raines.
You got it.
Remember, the FBI and MI have an open investigation into the CF.
Why did Comey drop this?
Who was the FBI director during the Haiti crisis?
How many kids disappeared?
How much money sent to CF under disguise of H relief went to H?
What countries donated big money to CF and why?
How much was owed by accepting?
When she lost, how would this be repaid?
Okay, we'll stop there and pick it back up in a minute.
Back to Haiti!
Okay, so for the audio listeners and the people who haven't maybe have never read these QDROPs or haven't read them in a while or don't have the text directly in front of them the way I do, the primary reason I was excited about this particular QDROP is the formatting is different.
This is a different type of post in the sense that No, normally these bulleted lists of predictions and leading questions and all that horseshit are spaced out one after the other in the previous skew job.
Projection.
That's on one line.
These can't lose control over the black population.
That's a separate line.
And so on and so forth all the way down.
In this particular post, The formatting is completely different.
There's none of that.
There's none of that spacing.
This is just sort of a more stream-of-consciousness babble in this one big brick of a paragraph.
And I'm sure that there's a lot of explanations as to why that is.
I mean, maybe there's just cue like typing up on a mobile device instead of at a keyboard or what have you.
Again, because nobody knows the identity of Q, and no one's really sure if it's one person or multiple people, there's a chance that this is the first time they fuck up and give away the game.
And this is second Q person who's taking the ball, and they know that that ball is ask a bunch of meaningless leading questions, and they're posting to the site And they failed at the part where the formatting is correct.
So I just think personally, it's interesting that this looks so different.
And as we go further into the drop, there are other wacky text-based choices that modify the way that Q has been speaking or typing to us up until now that I find personally pretty interesting.
Yeah, where did we break?
We broke at how it would be repaid.
When she lost, how would this be repaid?
There's something a little further in that is different.
Instinctively, when I reread that line, I clutched my fist at the villain.
How much money was owed by accepting, when she lost, how would this be repaid?
Clutching fists, cracking knuckles.
It's probably really obvious.
What is CF?
Clinton Foundation.
Oh, okay.
It was not super obvious.
And H is Haiti Relief, obviously.
Okay, so the actual, like, narrative meat of this one is supposed to be on the back of money from Haiti Relief to the Clinton Foundation?
Right, so basically, like, the Clinton Foundation accepts donations from all these different people in the name of Haiti Earthquake Fund Relief, and then they just steal that money, use it for themselves, and only use the money in Haiti to promote child trafficking.
And just stealing kids.
How many kids disappeared?
Oh, this has to do, I believe, with a story which kind of goes to show how ridiculous and impossible QAnon's whole narrative is where some woman got stopped at the border between Haiti and the Dominican Republic uh with a bunch of kids and they were like what are you doing with those kids and she's like well i'm getting i'm setting them up to like move them to a place then work to get them adopted and blah blah blah and the the haitian government officials were like no you're not taking those kids this is bullshit and one thing led to another and eventually uh obama's state department which was headed by hillary ended up like
communicating with the Haiti government as you do when any American citizen is in trouble in a foreign nation in a high-profile case and QAnon will tell you that like literally Hillary was like in communications with this woman the whole time trying to spring her because she needed to get those kids out of Haiti to get that sweet sweet adrenochrome out of them and all that kind of stuff and in the end it was the kind of thing where the woman pled guilty some charges the kids were never abducted nothing ever happened And if you would think that one time, once, some person could screw up and generate national headlines because they were trafficking a few kids, this would happen all over the world all the time when like sovereign nations were like, hey, why are those like 50 Filipino kids being like put on a Boeing jet to be flown to America?
by those evil Hollywood celebrities.
Stop them!
And the next thing you know Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are going to jail for forever because the Philippines government is like no you can't have our kids for their adrenochrome you sons of bitches.
But instead of noticing that like trafficking kids equals really hard slash next to impossible and eventually the wheels would come off of this international child trafficking ring What did Obama do with cash just prior to leaving office?
Repayment to those who donated for favors access.
for thousands of years and only now and then does a little blip like this ever happen and
Dig.
get smoothed over.
All right, let's roll through the rest of this Q-drop and then we'll dissect the rest
and then we'll move on to our closing segments.
Very well.
What did Obama do with cash just prior to leaving office?
Repayment to those who donated for favors access.
Dig.
Again, good people were forced into bed with this evil under personal and family threats.
Could you live with yourself helping to cover up such evil, despicable acts if given a safe way out?
Those people worship Satan.
Some openly Oh, but he got clipped again for some reason.
Some openly show it as the end of the season.
Yeah, Satan's back!
Yeah, first of all, welcome back, Satan.
Always good to have Satan around.
Love Satan.
So, again, for the audio listeners, this is the stuff that I was talking about, about how this post differs dramatically from the previous Q post.
And I'm sure that other Q Dissectors have probably brought this shit up, but as somebody who's completely, like, virgin eyes is on this for the first time, that line, repayment to those who donated for favors slash access, DIG, like, the dig there is wildly
Punctuated.
There are five exclamation points at the end of that, and that is the first time the Q, as a writer, has produced that level of punctuation, period.
All of the other posts, the punctuation has been very above board.
Single periods, single question marks.
The closest wacky thing that has been involved, in terms of the actual physical writing of the prose, has been the use of two up carets to indicate something, usually doubling back on a point, I'm assuming.
However, in this instance, Like, not only are the sentence breaks missing, but Q is now wildly just jamming on the exclamation point button to punctuate this particular instance of insistence that people need to be digging into the Clinton Foundation.
Also, at the end of this post, these people worship Satan.
Some openly show it.
Again, the punctuation is very interesting to me.
The punctuation between Satan and some openly show it is not a comma or a misused colon or semicolon.
It's an underscore.
Again, for the first time ever, as far as I can recall, The punctuation in this one is just, like, wildly different from everything else that we've been doing.
Oh, no, actually, sorry.
In Q-Drop 5, he uses the underscore during his rambling about MS-13.
But I still don't see any of these wild exclamation points anywhere.
No, and it's just, it's not written like the others, because, like you're saying, it's not a bunch of leading questions.
It's just, it's more rambly.
All the other ones are this fortune cookie Uh, stop, like question mark, quick statement, another question mark.
Choose your own adventure, build your own narrative.
This is sort of more like Q on Ambien, like typing on their phone just before going to sleep, like 3.30 in the morning or whatever.
When was it actually posted?
It looks like just about 10 o'clock.
Eastern Standard Time?
It's almost midnight.
No, you're right.
It's 2157, so yeah, you're right, you're right.
Yeah, so 10 o'clock.
Don't you both try to correct me!
Sarge tried to correct me on military time and fucking got it wrong!
Are you kidding me?
I'm so out of practice.
Oh man!
The Stolen Glory comments are going to be fast and furious on Sarge now.
I don't mean to belabor the point, but personally, because the content of all this is just such gibberish, I have to find a way.
Again, Q is tricking me into building my own narrative, but I refuse to build the narrative he wants me to build.
So the narrative I'm building is that this is the point where maybe we get our second Q conspirator, who is up in here typing the prophesized words of our Q-level clearance guy, just because the formatting on this is so wildly different.
Really interesting to me.
The content of the post, aside from Satan showing up, is just gibberish.
Although I will say that I'm proud that, like, because I've given to whoever he or they are a lot of shit for not having a handle on what they want their narrative to be.
But man, they fucking sure latched on to child endangerment really early.
And it seems like they've stuck with that throughout.
Yeah, so if you look at 7, 7's close to 10 in how they're formatted.
7's just short, so it's harder to see.
Oh, no, I do see it now.
And it also ends with the word poof, which is so weird.
So if we're going with this more than one person writing, I think we've talked about this off mic, where we were wondering if we were going to be able to see when a second person jumped on the keyboard.
And if I had to guess, I'd say it's probably 7, and then again on 10.
Because the other person has a much more... It's been pretty consistent throughout.
Yeah, they were much more organized.
7 is a little wackadoo too, and like, looking at the timestamps, it certainly doesn't seem, like, unless they were driving or whatever, which is a possibility.
I mean, I'm not saying for sure that this is the smoking gun that proves the queue is multiple people or anything, but, like, the timestamps just seem to indicate that this person is probably just posting in rapid succession from a single location, So it doesn't make a ton of sense for me why the formatting would be so different unless it was multiple people.
What's your take on it, Mr. Raines?
I'm looking at it right now.
Cue drops 6 and 7 are only 10 minutes apart and yet you get that wacky formatting change.
I mean, has anybody else in your sphere of professional No.
Nope.
You are the first person to bring this to my attention, really.
like this before? Like is this just sort of like a known thing that the formatting like vacillates
wildly between post to post? Nope you are the first person to bring this to my attention really
so this is like seeing this with new eyes is kind of awesome that way because I had never thought of
this myself either so yeah it's really strange because six is the clean cue format, seven is
rambly, and then eight which comes out like 40 minutes later or even 30 minutes later is back
back to the clean format.
And then what does it look like?
12 minutes later after that we get Q drop 9, which is the standard, what we've come to know as Q drop now, whereas the bulleted list.
And then, you know, like less than 30 minutes later, 27 minutes later, It's back to just being like a rambly mess with the wild and judicious use of the exclamation point button.
And we have more fanciful language in 7 and 10 with the poof and the dig with five exclamation points.
And you get a little... I did not notice the poof button before because I was too just shell-shocked by all the other stuff to notice it.
yeah oh oh right right right that like i see we just read it and i had already forgotten what the content of seven was because it was so fucking boring um but yeah it's like you have poof of an exclamation point you have dig with five exclamation points it feels like the writer in seven and ten is like way more appealing to emotion and way more like The other ones are like shopping lists.
Right.
They're just like, I've got to hit my points.
I've got to bring him back in with these repeated uses of Huma, of Haiti, just racist quote.
And like little, if we're already getting on this two rider train, like the first rider
uses like through the looking glass and mockingbird.
And then we have this slightly more fanciful one in seven and 10.
And it could just be like different time of day.
But it sure now I'm coming around to this.
Yeah, I mean, again, I'd like I am no expert.
I'm certainly I'm certainly no expert in Q. And I'm certainly no expert on, like, you
know, writing formats or anything.
I don't have like a degree or whatever.
But, you know, just as somebody looking at this shit for the first time, and, you know,
knowing what I know about you from the media, where there is sort of this question as to
where there is sort of this question as to who they are in terms of whether or not it's a single entity
who they are in terms of whether or not as a single entity or multiple entities, like
or multiple entities, like adding to this narrative, again, sort of like the SCP,
adding to this narrative, again, sort of like the SCP.
it, like, these posts are the ones that are the first, like, sort of, you know, breadcrumbs that would lead me
Yeah, it like the these posts are the ones that are the you know, knowing what I know about Q from the media,
to suspect that, to use Q's term from our previous podcast about breadcrumbs.
And, you know, we don't have the time to get into it now, but a spoiler warning, going back to Q drop 11,
which happens about 20, 25 minutes after Q drop 10, we're back to the regular,
more clinical list format formatting.
So even if it isn't indicative of two different people writing it,
if it's just one person writing the post sort of on this hot, cold, on again, off again,
like ride of going from this clinical list-based leading questions style to this rambling stream
of consciousness, like word salad vomit of a paragraph style,
Even if it is one person, it's still a very interesting dichotomy of styles coming from a single person, especially with so little time in between.
Right yeah it was just like the idea that the same person who went through the whole point because this is like uh the 29th has um three six you have nine q'd they wrote nine drops on the 29th and they were clean on seven of them and then just two of them are just the wacky paragraph just full of question marks here and there kind of shit Poof!
More fanciful language and no literary references.
I'm going to be looking for more of those as we go on.
Through the Looking Glass and Alice in Wonderland get beaten to death with a tire iron in the very near future.
White Rabbit, smoke with the Caterpillar, remember what the Dormouse said, I am a racist.
Definitely not written by a pedophile, either.
Oh, absolutely not, under any circumstance whatsoever.
Totally above board, what was that, C.S.
Lewis?
No.
Carol?
Yes.
See, again, I don't have a degree.
But on the actual questions of this thing, it's just a bunch of open-ended bullshit.
What did Obama do with the cash prior to leaving office?
What cash?
I mean, it's just formatted so dumb, like, are they still talking about Haiti relief money?
I'm assuming they're talking about the cash that's either coming into or going out of the Clinton Foundation.
Right, like, the only cash, like, I honestly believe, I can't remember this happening at the time because I wasn't a QAnon debunker in October of 2017, but I'm positive that like anyone who was reading this only thought of the Iran deal and the pallets of cash and Obama giving our enemies their money and like that kind of stuff.
Obama leaving the White House with two cartoonish sacks with the dollar symbol on them.
Yes, exactly!
Just like slung over his shoulders, just like tipping a fake cap to the White House.
Twirling a mustache.
He's like, see you later suckers!
The Clinton Foundation has lined my wallet!
Exactly, exactly.
So like there's a you see Donald Trump being sworn in there's like that's just a smash cut the millennia Trump being tied to a train track and it's like oh no that Rep Skelly and Obama did it again!
And somebody bamping on a piano.
Yes.
Dudley Do-Right Trump has to save the day and free his beloved wife from the train and all that kind of stuff.
I mean, it's just... I mean, we all know Donald Trump.
He would be much more interested in saving it if it was his hot daughter.
This is true.
If it was that...
If it was that, the Prisoner's Dilemma choice where they have the train track where there's five people on one track and one on the other track and would you switch it?
If Ivanka was the one, then no, the other five are getting run over.
It doesn't matter.
I do love that Donald Trump is the figurehead god king of this narrative when he's just on record several times stating how desperately he wishes he could fuck his own daughter.
He's like, when I'm not busy out there fighting for the American people and preventing a child endangerment All I can think about is drilling my own dollar.
Yeah.
It's just like, wow, what a fucking cretin you are.
Oh, geez.
All right.
Do we want to go into the next bit?
Yeah, I mean, those were some robust Q-drops.
And again, we're getting through them at a glacial pace, but hopefully the listeners are still into just listening to us be confused and wrong and then right and then wrong and confused again because of the roller coaster that is Q-drops.
I was actually kind of riveted by your discussion about the different formatting of 7 and 10.
Listening to that, I'm like, wow, that is an actual thing that I had never seen before.
So at the very least, grizzled QAnon vet dude me was listening to that conversation and being like, hey, they got a point there.
That's interesting.
So if that was boring to everybody else, at least the audience of the host was entertained by it.
Yeah, I mean, like, I guess it's sort of like, you know, instead of bringing any expertise to the table, what I bring is having not had to slog through all of this shit before.
So I'm coming at all this, like, pretty much completely, like, unawares.
So, I mean, maybe that's just why it jumped out to me and had never jumped out to you before, because, like, this is my first time in the trenches.
But, yeah, I mean, it's something that I'm definitely going to keep looking out for, like, the wacky formatting and punctuation and whatnot.
I'm trying not to fall into confirmation bias, because like I said, we talked about that theory.
I mean, but it's been bandied about.
We've talked about the theory that there are multiple writers involved here, but it really... I'm trying not to fall into it, but it feels like there might already be two.
I mean, dude, it's a QAnon podcast, baby!
You get to believe whatever fucking conspiracy theory bullshit you want!
Just because we're anti-QAnon doesn't mean we can't be pro-conspiracy theory.
We just need to make sure that our conspiracy theories are actually fighting for the forces of good.
In this instance, taking down QAnon and all of his dumb fucking followers because they all suck.
And I'm not afraid to say it on this mic.
Hey, if you think QAnon's message is legitimate, you suck.
There it is.
The answer is no.
So the mailbag as it were will begin with US first patriot saying once someone has
become cynical of Q is it much easier to dismiss Q posts.
My interest is if your peers can view more drops while withholding perceived bias.
If so can they elaborate on their thought process when thinking on
any particular Q message? The answer is no. I am biased against Q because I
personally think that QAnon is a danger like an actual danger in the world
that we live in certainly the country that I live in and my my position on
this podcast is not to try to come at this with with an open mind.
My mind is very much closed to this.
I believe that Q is closer to a cult than he is any sort of figure trying to do any sort of any positive change in the world, and therefore No, I will not be coming at this from any sort of unbiased position.
I'm trying to stay unbiased in terms of the...
You know, when I'm looking over the drops and trying to unravel the mystery and trying to sort of get into Q's head as a person who has done writing in the past, like, I'm trying to keep an open mind there and not immediately look at the difference in formatting as, like, a definite smoking gun.
This is obviously a different person writing this, but, like, when it comes to the messaging of Q, absolutely not.
Like, I am personally And this is just El speaking here.
I'm not speaking for Sarge or for Mike.
I am personally not coming at this with any sort of open mind.
I think Q is poison.
Largely the same.
Trying to watch my uhs.
Largely the same there, but I am trying to keep an open mind in reading these and trying to see where they're coming from in that the literal source material they are Racist cult nonsense that was posted on 4chan and I'm still just trying to figure out what their endgame is because I don't know who's making money off of this and I don't know what their goal is so in open mind and that I'm reading them and Listening to what they're saying and I'm trying to actually dissect them.
But no, I also think they're terrible Uh, rhetoric nonsense that has ruined lives already and endangered people.
It's worth noting that my biases aren't just coming from a place of being your intolerant liberal, which I am and I wear that proudly.
I was in my early 20s once.
I used to frequent sites like 4chan.
I know what the material that gets posted there is about and the reactions it's meant to elicit.
And the fact that something like QAnon has gained traction in the actual government process that runs my country means that I could never be unbiased about this, because it would be like going to an improv show and then having half of the audience in the crowd say, that improv bit was really great, We should make it a cornerstone of our government.
And you're just like, no, they were just talking about what if Dwayne The Rock Johnson was shopping for shrimp at Costco, and you're just like, yeah, but they brought up some really good points.
But the difference is that the QAnon stuff is more toxic than that, because in the dumb improv analogy I just made, Dwayne The Rock Johnson would be black people, and shrimp would be their inferior genes or whatever.
QAnon is Very clearly sending all of the racist dog whistle signals that they could possibly do, short of just saying, Mockingbird!
Blacks are inferior to whites!
We should ban Muslims from our country!
Like, Donald Trump is God!
Like, I mean, like, maybe that's where they get at the end of the narrative, but like, my biases are my biases.
I'm not here to ever pretend to be some sort of impartial party.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is cult rhetoric, and I'm looking at it from As unbiased a standpoint as you can look at cult rhetoric.
But that is a great question, I'm glad you asked it.
I'm obviously incredibly biased because I've been in these trenches for so very long, and the main thing that I would just say is that I know what Q's agenda is, and it's this right-wing racist agenda.
The Haiti drop is just so brutal because It is the ultimate racist twofer where you get to accuse Democrats of being the real racists who are oppressing black people but then on top of that you make it clear that black people are too dumb to see that the Democrats are the ones oppressing them.
Therefore you as the Republican racist get to project your actual racism onto the Democrats and then just say oh well the blacks can't catch on to it because you know why It's like a white savior narrative, but instead of being a single protagonist, it's an entire half of our country, effectively.
What are they going to do if Trump loses?
He gets his day in court and the truth comes out about him, having spent the last four years painting him to be a hero.
We just, we flipped the narrative.
They just move on to the next closest thing they can grab onto.
They've already shown we're 10 drops in and they've already shown that they will grab onto The closest.
They're just looking around the room and going, oh god, what's racist now?
Oh, Lamp.
Lamp is racist.
They're just gonna grab the next closest thing.
Yeah, and fortunately for them, them being the people that buy into the QAnon stuff, their figurehead, their god king, their champion, Donald Trump, is already laying the groundwork for their pivot in narrative.
If Donald Trump loses the election, the election was rigged, it was never a legitimate election, and you know, as an American citizen, I'm personally terrified that Donald Trump is going to somehow not vacate his seat if he loses.
And then their narrative gets to be, well, not only has he been fighting for us this whole time, but now he's willing to go toe-to-toe with this, like, false pretender to the throne, this fake charlatan who's, like, arriving, who, you know, democratically elected by the American people, notwithstanding, is trying to steal this seat of power from Donald Trump.
So, it seems like the pivot in narrative is pretty obvious.
Just not only as a citizen of America, but also as a person just like, you know, coming to terms with what the Q narrative is from the outset.
And just based on the racist dog whistling and the Republican talking points and all that stuff, it seems like the roadmap for where the Q story goes is actually being, the groundwork for that at the very least, is being laid by Donald Trump himself.
Yeah.
Which isn't surprising because, you know, Donald Trump, For all of his failings as a human being and as a leader, and as just like a person with a brain in their head, clearly knows about Q. I mean, there are people in the government to brief him on stuff like Q, and he hasn't come out to condemn them, which means that he might not specifically be playing ball with them, but he's not not playing ball with them!
Exactly, exactly.
I mean, if Trump loses, the one big question I have for QAnon is, does Trump losing damage Q's credibility with the movement?
And do they disown Q on top of Trump?
Or does Q get to go, baby, I'm sorry!
Trump got, we got whamboozled by the deep state!
We're gonna try again in 2024!
And does praying medic Jordan Sather In the Matrix and Spooky Groove.
Do all those guys like give Q a big bro hug and let Q know that they love him still and he's still part of the community and he can keep posting his bullshit?
Or do they say, oh no Q, you sold us a bill of goods on Trump, that fucking loser, and you're out of the club too and now we're just gonna grift on our own and just use the Illuminati template again and we're gonna make a new hero out of Tom Cotton or Howley out of Missouri.
or Ivanka Trump or whoever the fuck it is we think is gonna be our candidate in 2024.
So- I don't think they can ever divorce themselves from Q.
Yeah, I think that they built Q up as like, you know, like if the QAnon phenomenon
is being likened to a cult, which it is by me, but also several other people,
then the enigmatic leader of the cult, even though we don't know their identity
is still like a wildly important figure.
And you can't really have a cult without that figure.
I mean, which is why, you know, other cults are like... they're cults of personality.
Like, there's usually one person at the center of it, and they're...
Just their charisma and their messaging is just, like, causing people to orbit them.
And in this instance, like, Q is that person.
Donald Trump is their champion that they get to prop up in the media, because Q has to be faceless.
But Donald Trump is the opposite of faceless.
He is just all face, and it's orange and gross.
And he's all over everyone's screens at all times, just screaming about how, you know, white, the white people in Minnesota have better genes than black people in Minnesota or whatever.
And like, so if Trump ends up getting bodied in the election, I believe that Q not only will, but kind of has to just pivot to Donald Trump losing the election is proof that the deep state wields the power that we've always said that they wield.
And are the threat that we've always said that they are, and now we have to start rebuilding without our previously untouchable God-King in power.
The lizard people got in there and rigged the election.
This is proof that I'm right.
This thing going wrong is proof that I'm right.
I'm Jim Jones.
Question no other.
Yeah, now that Satan has won and evil Uncle Joe Biden is in the office, Uh, it's time for us to rally our troops to go onward, marching towards the glorious new day or fucking whatever their stupid catchphrase is.
Yeah.
Um, so yeah, I like, personally, it seems pretty obvious to me that the narrative, if Trump loses, Oh yeah, absolutely.
I think that's definitely coming.
And our final last two questions, the first of which I think only I can answer because only I know what these people look like, is from the Cassandra Syndrome, Dr. Ellen A. Conner.
If you had to swipe right on one of the QAnon patriots, which one which would it be and why lol?
exclamation point exclamation point and My answer to her would be Martin Geddes if he didn't know
it was me because that dude seems really interesting And he's lived a really screwed up life, and I'd love to
just be able to talk to him in a non antagonistic way But because he's incredibly pro QAnon, and I'm anti QAnon.
He very much hates me So sorry that sorry that me and Martin are two ships that
have passed in the night that will never be able to rendezvous I
Might be pretty ill-informed with all the players in this game
But I can definitely say that I would I would swipe for Trump
Because I hear tell that his penis looks like the character Toad from Mario Brothers.
And Toad seems like a pretty cool guy.
If I had to put something in my mouth... Excellent, excellent.
The dead silence before the joke grenade went off there was beautiful.
That was hard to get out.
I feel sick to my stomach and I like mushrooms.
And finally she asks, why is the sky blue?
I got this one.
The God Diamond refracts the Satan Rays that protect the disc that we're on, and makes the sky blue.
Let me start just partially right.
We are on a disc, this much is apparent, the Earth is flat, but it's the Illuminati, now partially the Deep State, control a giant dome that covers our flat Earth, onto which they project the Simulated movements of stars and other celestial bodies to trick rubes, like you, into thinking that we live on a spherical planet.
Next question.
I was gonna say it's turtles all the way down.
I have no idea.
Well, it's only turtles until it hits elephants, right?
Yeah, that sounds right.
A turtle, then elephants.
I mean, you know, we can debate how many turtles there are all day long.
There is one turtle.
I'm a one-turtle-ist.
Mono-turtle-ism!
Are you mono-turtle or poly-turtle?
So, the turtle discussion I think is a perfect way to end this conversation.
So, this has been the maiden voyage of the Adventures in Hellworld podcast, as it were.
I hope that it was interesting and entertaining.
Yeah, hopefully our babbling reaches the ears of people that are willing to understand logic and or just be entertained by our ranting.
Yes.
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Yes.
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