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March 23, 2001 - Art Bell

03:30:54

Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell - Antichrist & Time Traveler Lines

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art bell ▲ ● ▼		From the high desert and the great Americans, I bid you all good evening and or good morning wherever you may be in this great land of ours and far beyond, actually.
		To the west, the rock and Guam.
		Good morning, uh, no, good afternoon on Guam.
		Eastward to the Caribbean and the U.S. Virgin Islands, where the grass curts are.
		Wonderful visits there soon.
		South into South America, north all the way to the Pole and worldwide on the internet.
unidentified		This is Coast of Post AM.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good morning, everybody.
		No guests tonight.
		Open lines all night long.
		With two exceptions.
		That is, two local exceptions.
		Here's the deal.
		By an overwhelming vote of more of you than I could possibly count, we're going to have an Antichrist line.
		The Antichrist line.
		Now, we all know there are some number of Antichrists out there.
		Therefore, to, you know, get multiple calls from multiple Antichrists would not be a surprise.
		In fact, you would expect it.
		And of course, you're always looking for the real McCoy.
		You never know.
		What you might hear tonight.
		You really never know.
		So here's the deal.
		The Antichrist line is Area Code 7757271222.
		Now, we're also going to have a time traveler line.
		All others are going to be open lines.
		These two lines are restricted.
		Absolutely restricted.
		An absolute hard-fast rule.
		So the time traveler line will be our wildcard line, area code 775-727-1295.
		Time travelers only.
		And it is absolutely reasonable to expect there are time travelers out there.
		And I really mean that.
		You know, I'm not sure about the Antichrist, to be absolutely honest with you, because I just, you know, I don't know if the Antichrist is here yet or not.
		However, the time traveler line, well, I'll tell you what.
		I think it's inevitable that time travel will be invented.
		When I don't know.
		Maybe we'll be told tonight.
		But obviously, at the point that it is, people are going to be traveling in time and they would be here in our time, right?
		So if you are a time traveler from whatever time, dial only 775-727-1295.
		So those two lines are restricted.
		All the other lines, the toll-free lines, are open lines, including the international line.
		And I want to say a word.
		Well, I guess I better do that.
		I'm supposed to welcome a new affiliate right at the beginning of the program, huh?
		Welcome to KSRV in Ontario, Oregon.
		1380 on the dial.
		Glad to have you.
		I'm sure when these, I'm wondering about these new stations when they come on, you know, as we move our way toward 500 affiliates very quickly.
		I wonder about the new stations.
		Can you imagine for the first time running this program?
		You know, as a program director or manager of a radio station, you know, you're going to run it for the first time, right?
		As KSRV is tonight.
		And can you imagine what they're sitting there thinking?
		What did he just say?
		He said it's going to be open lines with an Antichrist line and a time traveler line.
		And you can almost see the PD there with his head in his hands.
		He said, what?
		I can imagine that.
		So, all other lines are open, but those two lines are hereby restricted in that manner.
		Antichrist line, let me say it clearly, 775-727-1222.
		The time traveler line, 775, area code, 727-1295.
		All others use the other lines.
		East or west of the Rockies, that takes in everybody in America and Canada.
		And, ah, the international line.
		Very important that I get this in.
		We have new dialing information for the international line on my website.
		A lot of you can direct dial the international line.
		So what you do to get there is to go down on my website to, let's see, where do you go?
		Interact.
		On the left-hand side there, interact.
	And just go into call, go to call-in numbers and scroll down, and you will see the complete list of area codes, access codes for the various countries in the world.
	So you can direct dial.
	You dial the number that you see up there, and then you dial 800-893-0903.
	800-893-0903.
	And I took one other step.
	You see, I used to use the international line for a guest.
	So obviously that locks up the international line for hours.
	I have now changed that so that I have a special guest line aside from all of my other lines.
	That's going to mean so many of you can now get into the international line.
	Canada comes east and west of the Rockies, and the rest of the world comes in on the international line.
	So check my website, get the number, and then dial 800-893-0903, and we will get you on the air here with the rest of the world.
	Well, our friends, the Russians, Our friends, the Russians.
	The wall came down.
	Communism went away.
	And our friends, the Russians, kicked out 50 people.
	Well, they're going to kick out 50 people.
	They say we have over there spying on them.
	Our friends, the Russians, spying on them.
	Now, President Bush has kicked out 50 Russians.
	So obviously they're retaliating.
	Saying that, I don't know, that I suppose he suspects them of being spies, right?
	Our friends are Russians spying on us.
	Can you believe it?
	I'm so shocked.
	And then Russia retaliating by kicking out 50 representative friends that we have in Russia.
	That's what we'll call them.
	Representative friends.
	You don't spy on your friends, do you?
unidentified		Sure you do.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		Look, there's a lot of really cool stuff on my website right now that I want you to take a look at.
		Let's see.
		In order of import, it's really hard to decide.
		I have put all sorts of things that you have sent up on the website.
		And if you want a good laugh tonight, and Fridays are a good night to laugh, sets you up for a good weekend.
		I've got some stuff that will make you laugh, I guarantee.
		Just go to What's New, Spectacular Shuttle Launch and Weird Ads.
		You'll enjoy those.
		More funny photos is a new category.
		Then comes funny headlines and classifieds.
		They're a riot.
		I'm not going to describe them to you.
		You've got to go to the website to see all this stuff.
		And then just one little, no, two more little items on the website.
		Boy, we really put a lot of stuff up there tonight.
		If you thought that all of the mirror landed in the water, well, let's put it this way.
		You might try and identify the location of the wreckage that we show in a photograph entitled Mir Landing Location.
		Mirror Landing Location.
		Not going to tell you about it on the air.
		You can only go up there and look.
		And then, by the way, all the buzzes are sold out.
		It'll now be a couple of weeks.
		But we found a fellow on the internet, we'll probably crash his site promptly, who did not buy a buzz from Bob Seacrane, but he's got one.
		And before I ever said one word about it, for some time he's had a website up about what he did on his buzz.
		It's really pretty interesting.
		It's called the Buzz Travelogue.
		I think he describes this incredible thing very well.
		So take a look at that.
		All of that is up on the website as of right now.
		Where is that?
		www.artbell.com wonder if they're going to ever simplify, they really should simplify web addresses, even though ours is, in the world of web addresses, remarkably simple, www.artbell.com.
		There ought to be a simpler way yet to do it.
		I don't know what that would be, but it should be if it isn't.
		Russia's prime minister has ordered the Kursk sub recovered.
		So they're going to try to get it back up.
		We'll see.
		Mad cow disease.
unidentified		God.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Can't you just feel it coming, this mad cow disease?
		Can't you feel it?
		The story on the sheep.
		The story about what our animals are fed in the United States that CNN is running right now.
		And here you go in the news tonight.
		Mad cow-like disease kills two people.
		Two patients have died at a Colorado hospital this year from crutch-filled Jacob disease, an illness similar to mad cow.
		And there is concern other patients may have been exposed, according to a hospital spokesperson Friday.
		The patients, both over 60, died in January and February.
		Spokesman for Kaiser Permanente, the health maintenance organization that cared for them, said at least six other patients may have been exposed to the disease through surgical instruments used while treating one of those, one of the two, who died.
		Can you feel it?
		What's going on?
		It's like we're being prepared to get the news that Mad Cow has arrived in the U.S. It is going to ruin my life.
		It's going to ruin my life when it gets here.
		Well, say a lot, it's already here, Art, so your life is ruined.
		I choose to have blinders on until they tell me it's here.
		Because there is nothing I'd rather have than a hamburger or a steak or any form of beef you can name.
		I love it.
		So these may be the last days of beef for all of us.
		Or for me anyway.
		You look at the news and that's all you're getting.
		Big fight over those sheep continues, by the way.
		From London.
		As scientists warned that the worst of the foot and mouth outbreak is yet to come, Britain considered two highly unpopular options.
		Expanding a massive slaughtering plan and vaccinating animals against the disease, desperate to rein in an epidemic the nation's chief scientist said was not under control.
		That's in quotes, not under control.
		Officials promised to speed the pace of killing and said they might begin culling all animals within two miles of every infection site in the country.
		Holy smokes.
		So that one, no doubt, is on the way.
		There is so much going on at once.
		It's school shootings, stock market falling, mad cow, hoof and mouth, the energy crisis, blackouts in California, coming maybe in New York.
		It really does read, the weather going nuts, somebody writing me, a lot of winds, delays at Newark airport tonight, big storm back there.
		It seems like Y2K is here now.
		Y2K came and went, nothing happened.
		And now everything that was feared, or a lot of what was feared in Y2K is here now happening.
		A little time slip, perhaps?
unidentified		music
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		Are you listening to me?
		We're restricting two lines, and you should never, ever, tonight, call those lines unless you are an Antichrist.
		The Antichrist line is area code 775-727-1222 only Antichrist and or the time traveler line.
		If you're a time traveler, call 775, the area code, and then 727-1295.
		All others use the other lines, and we'll have open lines one way or the other all night long.
		I wanted to mention to you once again the weather.
		In Alaska, they had an entire year in Anchorage where the weather, the temperature did not go below zero.
		I reported this late in the show yesterday.
		I have never in my life, and I spent years in Alaska seen a year when it doesn't go below zero.
		That's nutty.
		Nutty.
		When I lived there, every year for at least two weeks, maybe three, it would go to 20 or 30, or I even saw 37 degrees below zero every winter.
		But I've never seen a weather report ever that said no below zero at all for an entire winter.
		That's pretty weird.
		You've got to admit, that's pretty weird.
		From Berlin, German police have detained a Berlin woman who screamed that she was a vampire and thirsty as she tried to bite people.
		She tried to bite the necks of three people within a few minutes.
		She screeched out that she was a vampire and she was thirsty.
		The 21-year-old woman, identified only as Laura E. Now, you can go read about this on Excite, by the way.
		It's a Reuters news story, I swear to you.
		Laura E was put under psychiatric observation after she also tried to bite her fingers off.
		Her own fingers.
		Her own fingers.
		And then again, to kind of go back to the weather for a second, not quite.
		Well, it is the weather, isn't it?
		Because it's getting warmer or changing in some manner that is causing big chunks of ice to break off in the Antarctic.
		We've got one on the way now.
		They found a big crack, and the crack will turn into a big, separate piece.
		And here's the difference with this stuff that's breaking off now.
		It's up on land.
		This is not something within the water.
		So everything you're hearing about now, the Antarctic, is coming off of land.
		That will add to the mass of water.
		In this particular case, a 15.5-mile crack has opened up that's going to result, obviously, in a gigantic piece of the Antarctic breaking off and ultimately melting, and yes, adding to the mass of the oceans.
		So mark it down.
		This is a process underway, folks, and it's going to result eventually in somebody probably in New Orleans selling fast.
		Other cities that are out or below sea level.
		Sean David Morton, you got to give the guy some credit.
		He predicted very carefully on this last program he did with me where he thought the NASDAQ would settle.
		And then he said, if it goes up from there, we're all going to be okay.
		If it bounces at that level, we'll be fine.
		If it goes below that, then look out, he said.
		Katie, bar the door.
		Well, it hit a low of 1794.21, just so we're keeping track of everything here, right?
		Mr. Morton's target was 1789, so he was only five points off if the recovery continues.
		Now, that's a big if.
		Both the Dow and the NASDAQ were up today.
		Modest gains.
		Okay, over 100 points, you know, and then a substantial gain for the NASDAQ as well.
		But all of it's going to depend on whether we have seen the bottom.
		It looks like we've seen the bottom of the NASDAQ, but appearances can be deceiving.
		Otherwise, they wouldn't call it the stock market.
		They call it a sure thing, right?
		My broker keeps telling me, nobody rings the bell at the bottom, you know, trying to get me to invest.
		And of course, he's right.
		Nobody does ring the bell.
		You've just got to guess correctly.
		So it's a little like gambling, Isn't it?
		How different is it in some respects than betting on the outcome of a football game?
		You ever considered that?
		It's not a lot different, really.
		Is it?
		It's going to go up or down, and the team you bet on is either going to win or lose.
	That may be a little bit of an oversimplification, but I think not that much.
	I think that I'm pretty much on the mark here.
	You pick a stock, or you pick a group of stocks, and you either win or you lose.
	You make money or you lose money.
	You pick a football team to win.
	It either wins and you collect.
	Or you lose and they collect.
	So is that too much of a simplification or is the stock market really just, you know, the rich guys pro football betting pool?
	I don't know.
	Gotta scratch your head about it a little bit.
	I'm Art Bell from the High Desert.
	This is Coast to Coast AM.
unidentified		Coast to Coast AM.
		Coast to Coast AM.
		Wanna take a ride?
		Well, call our bell from west of the Rockies at 1-800-618-8255.
		East of the Rockies at 1-800-825-5033.
		First-time callers may recharge at 1-775-727-1222.
		The wildcard line is open at 1-775-727-1295.
		And to rechart on the toll-free international line, call your AT ⁇ T operator and have them dial 800-893-0903.
		This is Coast to Coast AM with Arpell on the Premier Radio Network.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It certainly is.
		Good morning, good evening, or good morning, depending on where you are.
		As you know, I hardly ever do any interviews.
		I just, I don't like doing interviews, I guess.
		I don't like being on television, especially.
		And I don't like giving interviews.
		But I think there is one that I'm going to give just because I think it's kind of cool.
		And I'm going to, maybe I won't be doing it after this.
		It's for TV Guide.
		Now figure that one out, guys.
		TV Guide wants to interview me.
		And I suppose they can fit in, you know, a few TV angles.
		Like, you know, we've got a movie coming up, as you know.
		I've been on a couple NBC series.
		I've been on Larry King.
		I've been on, you know, a lot of news programs.
		But I'm not exactly known as Mr. TV by 100 miles, right?
		Nevertheless, TV Guide would like to interview me.
		And I said, where would it be?
		And they said, well, you know, in the glossy part in the front.
		I said, really?
		Well, okay.
		You know, that really actually sounds interesting.
		I've had TV Guy sitting on my coffee table forever.
		I thought, that might be neat.
		The medium that I've never been in, TV Guy.
		It's been sitting on my coffee table forever.
		And everybody else is apparently too.
		You know, they told me that this publication, I'm trying to remember, and I can't remember word for word, but it's like TV Guide is the most weekly read magazine in the world.
unidentified		Now, what does that say about our society?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That a magazine that describes what's on television is the most read magazine in the world.
		There's definitely some sort of societal commentary there to be made.
		I don't know what it is.
		But it's amazing to me.
		Anyway, they say they're going to do that in April.
		We'll see.
		I don't know why I thought it was different and interesting.
		I guess just because it's always been in my home.
		And then they bolstered that up by telling me, yeah, it's been in all the homes, you know?
		And I guess that's true.
		There it is, every week, on the coffee table.
		By the end of the week, dog-eared, right?
		So what does that mean?
		Well, it means we watch, you know, as a society, we watch a lot of, whoa, we watch a lot of TV.
		All right, on my Antichrist line.
		No, wait a minute.
		Hold on.
		Let me do my break first so that's done, just in case.
		You never know what you're going to run into on these lines.
		Remember, I've got the line segmented off now, folks.
		I will remind you of the numbers and the rules again in a moment.
		All right, truly now into the land of the unknown, and we will be open lines all night long, one way or the other.
		On my Antichrist line, you are on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
unidentified		How are you?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'm all right.
unidentified		My name is Frank.
unidentified		I'm from San Diego.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Figures, San Diego, huh?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay, Frank.
unidentified		It's pretty rough out here right now.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And do you have anything to do with that?
unidentified		Well, I went to Granite Hills High School myself.
		Uh-huh.
		When I was in 10th grade.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Following the period when you were spawned.
unidentified		Part, yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Yeah.
		So you claim to be the Antichrist.
		Now, are you a Antichrist or the Antichrist?
		Which do you claim to be?
		Because there are apparently, according to many, there are many Antichrists.
unidentified		The Antichrist comes in many different varieties and different shapes and forms with different ideas.
		But the problem is there's only one equation that can equate the whole universe within one.
		And it takes a much powerful equation.
		The equation has to be so powerful that it has to take everything that exists and not have a shadow.
		You see?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No.
		I don't.
		I actually don't.
unidentified		I know it's kind of hard to get.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I've got the concept of one equation.
unidentified		Right.
unidentified		But you see, it comes in very two different varieties of different types.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, don't number.
		Stop.
		Don't try to do that again.
		Oh.
unidentified		You see?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now I do see, yes.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		But the numbers come in like also a much kinder, gentler number, you see.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What do you mean?
unidentified		Well, it's not as harsh as it seems, but what's going to happen is going to happen very soon.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's why let's break it here on the show.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What's going to happen?
unidentified		Well, there's going to be an event.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		An event.
unidentified		It's going to be happening very soon.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Is this the kind of thing where there are guys with yellow shirts on that say event coordinator and they go around getting everybody ready?
unidentified		No, this is going to be more of a spiritual awakening of the type of the 666.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, of a different type?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You being the Antichrist, how could you allow a competitive event of this kind to occur?
unidentified		Well, you have to sacrifice somebody with an equation that is powerful enough to stop time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So we've got to sacrifice a powerful person?
		I have no problem with that.
		I have no problem with that whatsoever.
		All right, thank you very much.
		Mr. Antichrist.
		So a powerful person will have to be sacrificed.
		Do we have our choice?
		Is it like throwing virgins into the volcano?
		Somebody the other day emailed me that throwing virgins into the volcano was to just discourage the others.
		On my time traveler line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yeah, hi, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello.
unidentified		Yeah, hi, I'm on your, you know what?
unidentified		I'm nervous talking to you because this is, it's, well, Well, let's get it out of the way right away.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First of all, you're on a damn cell phone.
unidentified		No, I'm not on a cell phone now.
		Well, in that case, then I'm on the Internet, and I'm on the Internet seven years ahead of where we are right now.
		I'm talking to you through the Internet.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It sounds like you're talking through the Internet, and you're saying you're seven years in the future talking through the Internet to us here now?
unidentified		Absolutely.
unidentified		And I don't know how I did this or what's going on, but unless you're having something today where you're doing some kind of retro show, but if you're not...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		This is live, I guarantee you.
		i mean it's live well it's live here now uh...
		and yet you're hearing it there and you're saying you're in Yes.
		Well, quickly, while we have the connection.
		While we have the connection, it's very important that you tell us what's between now and 2008.
		That's a really cool date you're in there because you can sort of give us a brief history, or that is to say, from your point of view, history, but our point of view, a look ahead at what's going to happen.
		So tell me, between now and then, what roughly happens?
unidentified		Well, I can tell you this.
		Bush is going to be president a second time.
		So we'll get that out of the way right now.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's a biggie.
unidentified		Mad Cow, which seems to be quite a subject right now that you're going through, and I recall when it was.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We are, yes.
unidentified		It's going to come and go.
		It's going to come in.
		And what you're going to find, I tell you what, I can't believe this.
		But what's going to happen is you're going to find that like had happened in Europe, you're going to see beef consumption in the United States drop somewhere in the neighborhood of 30 to 40 percent.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my God.
unidentified		And that's not going to be a result, though, of people actually getting sick.
		It's going to be the result of the perception.
		Do you understand what I'm saying?
		Of course.
		And we're going to see that, though, come around when the cases don't mount and when we don't see a death toll.
		And people are going to start eating beef again, and you're going to be able to have your steaks.
		Foot and mouth is going to be a little bit more.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Can you tell me this?
		For how long a period of time will I think that I shouldn't eat steak or a hamburger or all these things that I love so much?
		How long will I be stuck in this quandary?
unidentified		Well, I'll tell you what, and this is really strange.
		You are going to refer to this conversation at some point in the future and say to hell with it, you're going to go ahead and have the beef.
		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		All right.
		Anyway, proceed with the rest of us.
		Anything else you can think of?
		Bush, that was important.
		Matt Cowell, that's perhaps important.
		You'll understand, though, if I doubt you and probably act on what I think at the time, which is what you just told me I would do, so I guess I did that.
		What else should we know?
		Are they turbulent times ahead, or is it going to be a cakewalk in the park?
unidentified		You know, I wish I had some big news about some terrible things that were going to happen or terrible disasters that were going to happen.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		But I really don't have anything of that kind.
unidentified		It's going to be much different.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		He's gone.
		He's gone.
		Now that You can hear what's left there.
		That was okay.
		I'm going to terminate the call.
		That was freaky.
		That was freaky.
		That really was freaky, wasn't it?
unidentified		That was freaky.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How could he do that?
		I'm trying to think of how he possibly could have achieved, fooled us in some way with what he just did.
		It sounded like he did a digital fade.
		Or it was the real thing.
		2008.
		Bush for a second time.
		You know what I'm most suspicious about?
		No bad news.
		There's always bad news.
		I mean, look at today, right?
		Look at day.
		Look at all the bad news we have today.
		I don't even want to run through it all.
		You know what it is, right?
		But here it is, what, the 23rd going into the 24th of March, and we have an awful lot of bad news.
		So unless the news gets good and gets good fast, I would say that one's a hard one to believe.
		All right, up into the east of the Rockies line, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Hey, Art, how are you doing?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm doing.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I was all right until this last call.
unidentified		Calling from Lexington, 630 WLAP.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		Also, you're in Louisville, 84 WHAF.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's a monster signal.
unidentified		Got two questions for you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
unidentified		The first one has to do with Bentwaters.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, wow.
unidentified		They said there were some airmen or some personnel missing.
unidentified		Did they ever find those people?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Not as far as I know, no.
unidentified		The second night, I think Larry Warren, Airman Larry Warren, said that there were some personnel missing.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, as far as I know, I don't ever recall hearing that story followed up on and anybody saying they were found.
unidentified		I was just curious to see if they ever found the personnel.
unidentified		And I was just wondering if the personnel that went out there could have been associated with the entities that were there in the forest.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Of course they could have been.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, if you come face to face with an entity in the forest, a creature, an alien, you're sure.
unidentified		So my angle is I'm wondering if they weren't entities themselves that were planted on the base and went out.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Why do you imagine that?
		I mean, doesn't that take a gigantic leap to imagine that?
		I mean, what evidence is there for that?
unidentified		Well, it's just a theory, just in case they infiltrated the personnel on the base of security.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I guess under the category if you can imagine anything in the entire world you want to imagine, you could imagine that the base personnel were actually aliens themselves.
		But it wouldn't be the first thing that I would leap to.
		I'm surprised you would.
		Lester of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Hello.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi.
unidentified		Hi, Art Bell.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's me.
unidentified		Yeah, you know, I have a question that I would like to ask.
		Maybe someone in your audience has experienced the same thing.
		I've got these clouds that float around, and there's a little light behind them.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		A little light?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You mean in the sky?
unidentified		Yeah, they're in the sky.
unidentified		They also come down, you know, like about two feet above the ground.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, no, wait a minute.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The clouds come down to two feet above ground?
unidentified		Right, uh-huh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's troublesome.
unidentified		Yeah, I know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do they do this often?
unidentified		Practically every day.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are they the ones also with the lights behind them?
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		well when they're down at the two foot level it seems to me you could see what makes a light or that's what Well, so, in other words, all right, well, when they're down at two feet, are they glowing there?
unidentified		Yes, they are, huh?
unidentified		And they'll come right up, like, to, say, your ankle or calf.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		And then they stop.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I guess we could be thankful for that.
unidentified		Yeah, well, I was just wondering if anyone else has experienced this.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Boy, I sure never have.
		I mean, you never know what's going to be out there in terms of people who have experienced mini glowing clouds.
		We'll ask.
unidentified		Uh-huh.
		And that's not all of it either.
		They also come through the wall.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They come through the wall.
unidentified		Yeah, clouds.
		Yeah.
		And I'm not making this up.
		And I'm not, you know, drunk or I don't take drugs or anything.
		You know, I mean, it's.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Nothing at all?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Nothing?
unidentified		No, it really does happen.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're that pure.
		You don't even tip a little one every now and then?
		Oh, well, maybe a glass of wine, something.
unidentified		You know, like on special occasions.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But that's it.
unidentified		beyond that you're completely No, I don't do that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Angelic, nearly.
unidentified		Well, I would go that far, but no, I don't really enjoy drinking that much.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I have no frame of reference for little cloud problems, but we'll toss it out to the audience and see who else has experience.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How frequent is this phenomenon?
unidentified		I would say it happens probably four to five times a week.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's a lot.
unidentified		Yeah, I know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And it's really going.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are you in a specially cloudy area?
unidentified		No, I'm not.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm in the high desert.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're in the high desert?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, we hardly have any clouds at all.
		Well, until this year.
		All right, well, all right.
		I appreciate it.
		Figures, a high desert.
		Anybody else out there with mini glowing cloud problems?
		At least it stops when it gets to you.
		That's something.
		On my Antichrist line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Oh, hi, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello.
unidentified		I didn't expect to get through.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you're through.
unidentified		I'm through.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, are you an Antichrist?
unidentified		I am the.
unidentified		Well, I'm set up to be the Antichrist.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What does set up to be mean?
unidentified		Well, I can tell you my past.
		I can tell you the future.
		I'm not sure I can fit them both in.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's all right, I guess.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We would like to hear about whatever you have to say, but what makes you believe that you are the Antichrist?
unidentified		Well, I guess I just have to speak from personal experience.
unidentified		Back in 76 and 77, I predicted a number of things for the U.S. domestically and foreign policy-wise, and the world, which all came true.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that doesn't make you the Antichrist, that just makes you precognitive.
unidentified		Well, let me put it this way.
		There is only one.
		There's only one.
		It's Christ and it's Antichrist.
		And some people are going to recognize, I guess, me to be either one or the other, but probably not.
		There's going to be a little bit of both.
		I can tell you what my future is going to be if you want to know what that's going to be about.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are you telling me that you are the Antichrist and the Christ, one or the other, or both?
unidentified		Both.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're both?
unidentified		Well, I'm set up to be both.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What kind of terrible life must you lead, being torn, almost a dual personality?
unidentified		No, it isn't.
unidentified		A very pleasant one right now.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The Savior, the Anti-Savior.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're going to end up ripping your own guts out.
unidentified		No, well, I'm not going to do it, but I'm going to be tortured to death.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are you?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do you know how?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do you know the manner of the torture?
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		Sharp objects.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Pointy stuff?
unidentified		Pointy stuff.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		In our society today, where we argue about how we're going to put people to death, you're going to be tortured with pointy stuck torture.
unidentified		Sort of like biker guys.
unidentified		I may volunteer for it, or I may be forced to do it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		If you are the Antichrist, then it's really going to be bikers that society is going to have to thank for poking you to death.
unidentified		Well, I'm going to rise from the dead after that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Damn.
unidentified		Yeah, unfortunately, for you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Me personally?
unidentified		No, I'm not going to be that bad, I don't think.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It sounded that way.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That sounded a lot like me personally.
unidentified		No, I don't mean you personally at all.
unidentified		I'm what I have to say about the future, which eventually I'm going to be.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, we don't have a lot of time, so you better spit it out, Mr. Whichever you are.
unidentified		Okay, well, it's going to be for everybody.
		I'm going to be on TV, hopefully, nationwide, maybe worldwide.
		I'm not sure.
		It's going to be a special presentation.
		It's going to require some magic, like moving mountains.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So you're going to move mountains to prove to the world on television that you're who you say you are.
unidentified		That I'm Christ.
		Or Antichrist, whatever.
		And then I'm going to get a TV deal on.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		A TV deal.
		Listen, I've got a break coming up.
		Do you want to hold on through the break?
unidentified		Sure.
unidentified		Okay, stay right there.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Moving mountains.
		That'll be good.
		That'll get believers.
unidentified		I used to be your rolling stone and no.
		If the cause arrived, I need to find an answer on the road.
		I used to get your heart beating for someone.
		But the times have changed.
		The less I say, the more my work gets done.
		Because I live free.
		Music.
		Day turned black, the sky ripped apart.
		Rain freeze with damp in my heart.
		Racks in the league, the foremost caught fly.
		Bad took down and all was forgot.
		All I got to do is to love you.
		All I got to be is to be happy.
		All it's got to take is something.
		So make it roll away, roll away, roll away.
		All I got to do is to love you.
		All I got to be is to be happy.
		All it's got to take is something.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good morning.
		I got so stuck on this song when I first heard it, like I must have been out of the country when it became a hit.
		And it just rolls and rolls through your mind.
		It's one of those songs you get stuck on.
unidentified		Call Art Bell in the Kingdom of Nye from West of the Rockies at 1-800-618-8255.
		East of the Rockies, 1-800-825-5033.
		First-time callers may reach Art at 1-775-727-1222.
		And the wildcard line is open at 1-775-727-1295.
		I love you all I got to be.
		Be happy, but it's good to take me some more.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know, just sort of a simple, silly love song that's nice and a happy song.
		Mark Bell.
		This is Coast Coast AM, and we are doing something special tonight.
		It's open lines all night long, except for two lines.
		Here are the rules for those nations joining at this hour.
		I have an Antichrist line open.
		For those of you out there who believe you are the or a Antichrist.
		You see, there could be many.
		So far, most calling have claimed to be the actual Antichrist himself.
		Although I have one on hold here who claims to be both the Savior and the Antichrist.
		He's not really sure.
		Anyway, the Antichrist line is ARIA code 775-727-1222, the first time caller line.
		Nobody else call that line but Antichrists.
		And we have a time traveler line open.
		And that's 775-727-1295.
		All others use the toll-free lines or the international line.
		If you're an international person.
		That's the deal.
		And other than that, it's open lines, and we'll talk about anything you want to talk about, and just do whatever you want to do.
		Believe me, this song will come and it will haunt you, and you'll hear it in your sleep until you're going out of your mind.
unidentified		The End All right, here we go.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Back into the night and back to my caller, who claims to be, it's kind of confusing, actually.
		He thinks he's the Antichrist and the Savior, or possibly just one of the above, and he's not sure which.
		And I understand that's a dilemma that you could have.
		At any rate, you say you're going to be on TV.
		You're going to have some sort of TV time on a big network, and you are going to, you plan to move mountains, right, to all the will generated from this.
		Oh, mountain moving is good, sir.
unidentified		It's well, I've seen it done once.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Mountain moving is really convincing.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Almost any American person seeing somebody move a mountain would be.
unidentified		The will created by this torture to death.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You mean when they torture you to death with the shark?
unidentified		The will within me created.
		I mean, it's something that I participate in.
		It's something my father participated in.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And you're not even really sure who your father is, are you?
unidentified		Well, I know he's got the same name as I do.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, yeah, I understand that, but I mean, in terms of the big guy up there.
unidentified		Yeah, he's not a heavenly father exactly.
unidentified		He's a pretty earthly guy, but very elegant, very approaches things with a plum.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Elegant, elegant?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Armani suits elegant?
unidentified		Pardon me?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Armani suits type elegant?
unidentified		He wore a suit while he was working.
		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
		He was.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I have a feeling daddy may be not who you hope it is.
unidentified		He was an ordinary guy.
unidentified		He was a very honorable gentleman.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Was he?
unidentified		But he's not anything like I am, but I'm going to be honorable.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		He keeps his deals, and he expects those people that he deals with to keep their deals, right?
unidentified		His word is bond, yeah.
		And I mean, I love him.
		I love them dearly.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, give me some quick idea of how long it could be before we could expect to see the mountain move.
unidentified		Well, I don't know.
unidentified		Probably sometime this year, I think.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		This year?
unidentified		This year, possibly early next year.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I knew it was getting close.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Everybody out there knew it was getting close.
unidentified		That won't be the only thing.
		But I tell you, the will generated by this being tortured to death within me, the will I will have, I mean, I...
		I don't want to think about it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		Well, yeah, it's better you don't think about it.
		Anyway, that man was not sure whether he was the Antichrist or the Savior himself.
		He does say he's going to be tortured to death with sharp things.
		Whatever.
		All right.
		Time Traveler Line, you are on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Hello.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You claim to be a time traveler?
unidentified		Yes, I do.
unidentified		I have time traveled.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay, so in other words, you're in the here and now presently.
unidentified		I guess I'm here now.
		I time traveled back to 1987, where I actually have...
		Yeah, that was a good year.
		I have some proof of the matter.
		There is a Pink Floyd album called Momentary Lapse of Reason.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		And there is a photograph of me in that album.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Of you?
unidentified		Yes.
unidentified		The song is called Yet Another Movie.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, but how could we know that it was you of 87, right?
		Yes.
		How would we know that was you of 87?
		Well, I guess it would.
unidentified		Well, the way it works is your body doesn't actually time travel.
unidentified		Your mind does.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, then how would they take a picture of your mind?
unidentified		They didn't take a picture of my mind.
unidentified		They took a picture of myself when I was in 1987.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Then you were able to physically manifest yourself in 1987, or they couldn't have taken a picture, right?
unidentified		That is correct.
unidentified		I have a computer in my brain.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Cool.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		A pendium?
unidentified		No, I actually don't know what it is.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you don't have a Mac up there, do you?
unidentified		No, I have some kind of computer implant.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So I suppose when you finally do die, it's going to be the blue screen of death and you're gone, right?
unidentified		I don't think so.
unidentified		Actually, I'm being very serious, I'm trying to I'm not trying to do that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm giving you trouble.
		I'm sorry.
		Go right ahead.
		You have a computer in your brain.
unidentified		Yes.
		I am in contact with the future right now.
		They communicate with me through this computer telepathically and psychically.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		To as far out as what year?
unidentified		From what I've been told, 2050.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		It's obviously going to be important to all of us to know what's coming between now and 2050.
		Any little shred of anything you can give us.
unidentified		I can tell you this, that right now aliens live in us, in every single person on this planet, and no one is aware of it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You mean every one of us are, in effect, possessed?
unidentified		If you want to call it that, it's not something that you can notice.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		If they're in us, that's what I call it.
unidentified		That's what I call it, too.
unidentified		They possess us.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		you know what if this were real If what you're telling me would be real, I mean, I've seen Star Trek.
		I've seen Kirk get thrown on the floor, tortured when he would do the kind of thing that you and I are doing right now.
		If aliens were actually in each one of us, then my talking about this on the air openly with you would cause me to go thrashing around on the floor in pain, holding my head, screaming, and or same for you.
unidentified		Yes, It's not something that we notice, though.
		They don't have physical form.
		They are some kind of something else, but they don't have physical form.
		And they possess us this way.
		Right now, in the world today, nobody is aware of it.
		I am aware of it because I have a computer in my brain.
		The computer was put in my brain in 1992 through an MRI scan.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Why you?
unidentified		Well, I've been, since late March of 1999, I've been in a psychic battle for, it's almost two years now.
unidentified		They tell me that I'm the Hopi prophet.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So you're fighting the computer, in essence?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Is that what you're saying?
unidentified		No, there's two sides.
unidentified		It's like the future is playing a game, so to speak.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, all this aside, and I wish you luck in your battle, it is important to us to know what's coming, if you can give us any shreds of it.
unidentified		Let me tell you this, that in the future, everybody knows that there's aliens.
unidentified		You supposedly have a choice whether they can live in you or not.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		In other words, we are the aliens.
unidentified		No.
		Well, you know, we're all aliens.
		I mean, just look at this tiny little speck that we call Earth that we're on.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, but I think the most important thing you said is that aliens are already here.
		They're in every one of us.
		So in effect, we are the aliens.
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The entire world has been possessed.
		Okay, here's the part I don't get.
		The world right now is really, really screwed up.
		So if the aliens are in all of us, they're really misbehaving.
		And they began about 30 years ago.
		So none of this is our fault.
unidentified		It's their fault.
		They are.
		They operate on a higher mind level.
		They operate in an abstract world.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but they're acting like social gorillas.
unidentified		They are.
		They're bad.
		They've been possessing me.
		I've got lumps on the sides of my head.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my God.
unidentified		And, you know, they're in me right now.
		They communicate with me.
		They have my body split in half.
		The left side of my body is false.
		The right side is true.
		And they tap little sections of my body.
		That's another way that they communicate with me.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I've seen guys like you at football games.
unidentified		Really?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		in the crowd.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Half of them is Listen, thank you very much for the call.
unidentified		almost don't know how to deal with that No.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What are you going to do?
		There's another new concept for you.
		Do you ever consider that?
		Not only are the aliens here, but they're in every single one of us.
		That would account for a lot, wouldn't it?
		We are all aliens.
		We have been long since possessed.
		And if we can use the mark of social behavior as a moment when it occurred, it was about 30-some odd years ago.
		That sure would answer a lot of questions.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Hey, hey, Art.
unidentified		How are you doing today?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Fine.
		Turn your radio off, please.
		That's number one.
		And number two is talk real loud because you're weak.
unidentified		Am I weak?
unidentified		Can I change phones?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, we'll hang out with this one.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What's up?
unidentified		I just wanted to ask you, what do you think of the Academy Awards?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I don't know.
unidentified		You don't care about that stuff?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I think Broncovich is probably going to win.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I thought it was an incredible, incredible movie.
unidentified		Really?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's my take.
unidentified		I kind of like the Cameron Crow film myself.
		Almost famous or whatever that was.
		Yeah.
		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, no, for me, it's Broncovich.
		God, she did a job.
		Didn't she do a job on that movie?
		First time call her a line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi.
		Wait a minute.
		I'm sorry.
		This is the Antichrist line.
		I slip.
		Are you an Antichrist?
unidentified		Yes.
unidentified		I am one of the.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Even Antichrists must turn their radios off.
unidentified		My radio isn't.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Then turn off your television.
		Really?
		Then turn off those continuing instructions from your master.
unidentified		Is this the Antichrist line or the line first?
		Yes, this is the delusional schizophrenic school.
		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, it is.
unidentified		I'm sorry, but we have a different way of thinking than some of you humans.
		There are many of us Antichrist.
		We are part of a collective.
		We're part of a quadrumvirate in the kingdom of hell.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Boy, you sure sound like the real McCoy to me.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I don't even like your laugh.
unidentified		So what is...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'd like you to turn down the instructions from your master in the background.
unidentified		Okay, that's in the other room.
unidentified		One moment.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, yes.
		Very important.
		I can't concentrate.
		Really can't concentrate.
		This fellow, though, sounds.
unidentified		I don't know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sounds pretty good.
unidentified		Thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you very much.
unidentified		So first off, we don't use the term Antichrist.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I can understand you wouldn't think of yourself that way any more than a trash collector.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know, a trash collector likes to be known as a WATA, some sort of sanitation engineer.
unidentified		Correct.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So what do you call yourself?
unidentified		Well, we don't use a lot of words that you humans use, like good and evil.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I can understand that.
unidentified		Yes, we're sons of Lucifer.
		We're sons and daughters of Lucifer.
		We're all over the place.
		Instead of evil, we look at good and evil like, say, dark and light or the positive and negative poles of electricity of a battery.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but being one of the Antichrist, wouldn't you naturally be more of a negative force than you would positive?
unidentified		Well, negative is a moot point with us.
unidentified		We would be the beauty.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		To you it might be a moot point, but to the people who experience your workins, it doesn't feel that way at all.
unidentified		Those are the people in the lower hell realms.
unidentified		That would be all about a lot of shenanigans and disassociated spirits.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're trying to suggest you're above all that.
unidentified		We have a mission.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And what is it?
unidentified		It is to bring you closer to our Father, to bring him love and to bring you pleasure and to draw you into our world.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Pleasure.
unidentified		because he is the God of this world.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And those of you who don't want to accept us will go off with that other You know, the pleasure part, that sounds good.
		But there's this story going around up here that, you know, a lot of people who do this sort of thing end up in the end with their soul in the hot, fiery place getting tortured.
		You know, there's that story going around up here.
		Now, if that's wrong, you should correct our impressions.
unidentified		Well, no, it's pain and suffering that gives us wisdom, that teaches us the lessons, and then we find the pleasure in it.
unidentified		It's an easy, complacent life that keeps people living like that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It is the pleasure in the pain that people have to understand before they can want what you have to give, right?
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I think I've got it.
unidentified		We come from a place you might call another dimension.
		We call it the void.
		And it's everywhere.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		As in Null and Void?
unidentified		Art, I can't.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know, you really have a rotten laugh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Has anybody ever told you that?
unidentified		I've been told by some I have a wonderful laugh, a very endearing, sometimes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Captivating, possibly.
unidentified		Well, I don't know.
		Yes?
		I've got work to do, and I thank you for having me on your show.
		This is the first time I've tried calling.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		There's so much good out there to crush in so little time, huh?
unidentified		Oh, it'll come over to our side.
unidentified		And the rest of the sheep will just drift off.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sheep are in the news, you know.
unidentified		Oh, yes.
		They're mad.
		Oh, God.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Goodbye.
		Oh, my God.
		All right.
		There you have an example of the Antichrist line.
		And the other line we're holding open, of course, is the Time Travelers line.
		And the other lines are all open.
		Oh, don't forget the International Line.
		International Line, International Line.
		Check out my website.
		You'll see the numbers you can dial and then dial the International Line, which now is open all the time.
		I know if you've been discouraged in the past, don't be discouraged.
		Call 800-893-0903 from anywhere in the world.
		Get the prefix off our website and give it a shot.
		800-893-0903.
		All right.
		Open lines continue for a Friday night to Saturday morning.
		Good morning.
		I am Arthur.
		This is Coast Coast AM.
unidentified		The devil went down to Georgia.
		He was looking for a soul to steal.
		He was in a bind because he was way behind.
		He was willing to make a deal.
		When he came across this young man saw him on a fiddle and playing it hot, And the devil's dumped up.
		I'm a fiddle player, too.
		And if you care to take a care, I'll make a bet with you.
		If you play pretty good fiddleball, I'll give the devil a view.
		I'll get a fiddle to go.
		Wanna take a ride?
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		This is Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell from the Kingdom of Nye.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Reminding you that there are a number of things on the website tonight that will make you laugh, that you will enjoy.
		Interesting things, spectacular shuttle launch pictures, some very weird ads, all kinds of funny photos.
		This is all new tonight.
		Funny headlines and classifieds that have run.
		And if you thought all of the mirror came down in the ocean, as depicted by the incredible footage that was fortunately caught on Fiji by CNN, you've got to admit they did a whale of a job on that.
		Boy, that was incredible, wasn't it?
		All of that's up on the website right now.
		There was some mirror that, as you see, this photograph will be obvious to you, fell not in the ocean, but elsewhere.
		See if you can identify the location.
		Tonight we are doing two special lines.
		This is very important.
		These are rules for tonight.
		Extremely important.
		The first-time color line is reserved only for those who claim to be the Antichrist or one of his minions, I suppose.
		The wildcard line is reserved for time travelers only.
		And obviously, if time travel is ever going to be a reality, there are, in fact, time travelers now.
		So anyone claiming to be and having info for us, which so far has been very interesting, I must say, those of you who joined the second hour really missed a good call in the first hour.
		It was a time traveler from seven years in the future.
		And if you have a recording of that, I would love to play that back.
		That was the daggauntest thing you've ever heard, the way he faded out.
		He couldn't believe he was in.
		He was on a computer, he said, on the internet, eight years in the future, and he just, in the coolest way I've ever heard, faded away.
		And we've had several extremely interesting Antichrist types.
		so who knows what the night holds been here the You know, I cannot recall, I cannot recall a time when the headlines have been worse.
		This mad cow disease thing is just, it's unbelievable.
		Here's a headline from, what is this anyway?
		Let's see.
		I've got to be.
		Oh, USAToday.com.
		McDonald's issues warning.
		Sales hurt by Mad Cow.
		They're blaming that sales are hurting here because of the scare in Europe?
		Or maybe just because of the scare in Europe, they're European McDonald's.
		I don't know.
		And I've got, here's one, case studies in primary care.
		First case of new variant of mad cow disease.
		Foot and mouth disease hits Saudi Arabia.
		Foot and mouth is raging across Europe.
		This is unbelievable.
		What's going on is unbelievable.
		Along with my program tonight.
		On the Antichrist line, you are on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		I am the foot stomp at night.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You are?
unidentified		Yes.
		You must kill me.
		Well, before the year 2004.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Or what starts?
unidentified		The end of all you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The end of the world, as we know it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The end of all people?
unidentified		All people.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Or just me.
unidentified		All people.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All people.
		That's very serious.
		And the only way to stop it is to.
unidentified		I must be killed.
		I cannot kill myself.
		I have tried.
		Too bad.
		The rope has broke.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You mean you tried to hang yourself by the neck until dead?
unidentified		I cannot do it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And the rope broke?
unidentified		The rope breaks.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's really, really depressing.
		So, no doubt you probably, there's no other way to kill yourself.
		Stepping in front of an 18-wheeler, fire, all the usual things.
unidentified		I was killed by one of you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		By a human.
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Put it that way.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do you know yourself to be the Antichrist?
unidentified		Yes, I do.
		You do.
		When I try to do good, it hurts physically.
		When I do bad, it does not hurt physically.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That could be a sign.
		That could be a sign.
		How long have you been this way?
unidentified		Since 1979.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And how old are you, roughly?
unidentified		I will not say.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You will say.
unidentified		But I must be killed.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I got that.
unidentified		You cannot tell somebody to kill me.
		They must know right away.
		Some of them do.
		They don't have the guts to do it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You mean a lot of people, when they look in your eyes or look at you, they know right away who you are.
		What gives it away?
		Is it your eyes?
unidentified		It's an aura I give off.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		An aura.
unidentified		You know what?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Actually, you've got a point there because I tell you, I can feel the aura here on the phone.
unidentified		I keep up an aura.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you do.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You do.
unidentified		Whether I'm shopping for groceries or cashing a check, they know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I bet they do.
unidentified		Standing behind you, you know.
unidentified		You will look at me.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Clerks, they probably give you your change, get you the hell out of there quick.
unidentified		You will turn around and look at me at least once, guarantee it.
		But you guys don't have the guts to do it.
		You guys must put me down.
		You have till 2004 to do it.
		If not, get ready.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		There's no telling where you're calling from either, huh?
unidentified		No way.
unidentified		No way.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, the repercussions are for every single person on the planet.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Is that right?
unidentified		Say again.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		If we don't get you, the repercussions are for every single person on the planet.
unidentified		It'll start out, the food supply will go down first, I will say that.
		That's all I will say.
		The food supply will dwindle down.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Really going out on a broken rope there, huh?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I appreciate your comment.
unidentified		Supply goes first, people.
unidentified		That'll be the first warning.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Food supply.
unidentified		2004.
unidentified		Right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I got it.
		All right.
		Thank you.
		Really going out on a broken rope there, buddy.
		Listening to all the news of this disease, all this horrid stuff coming our way.
		This has been the most pathetic time for headlines that I've seen since the concern about Y2K.
		Trouble was with Y2K was just worry about what might happen.
		It didn't happen.
		Now it's happening.
		The headlines are about what's happening.
		On my time traveler line, you are on the air.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, hello.
unidentified		Hi, I'm Jason.
		I'm in Tampa, Florida.
		I'm actually on vacation here from the year 2008.
		And I've got some information for you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		On vacation from 2008.
		Well, let's begin with this.
		When was time travel invented?
		I'm really curious about that.
unidentified		Well, actually, you know, within the next couple of years, some serious advances in nanotechnology comes along.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I thought so.
unidentified		That allows us to basically reprogram atomic structures.
		And I'm not too familiar with the science of it, but you know how you get the general gist of things.
		I do.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, obviously, you're using it almost as some of us would use a 747 to go to New York or something.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You said you were on vacation, so that implies that, well, it's a recreational kind of thing, so it's very common by 2008, right?
unidentified		Right, right.
		Basically, from what I understand of this, is it reprograms your whole genetic and atomic structure through shifting the fundamental frequency of your atomic structure so that you go back in time.
		And you can shift back by taking this little pill that activates some of these little nanotechnology things in you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You mean it's a pill you can take?
unidentified		It's a pill you can take to get back.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, obvious son of a gun, that certainly is one possible way that time travel could occur.
		You would take a pill, nanotechnology would go to work and do whatever it does.
		It would allow you to shift in time.
		Brilliant.
		Absolutely brilliant.
		I never thought of that one.
		Well, anyway, it's important for people to know what might happen in the fairly near future.
		We've got a lot of worrisome headlines in this time right now.
unidentified		Oh, yes, we do.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What's a coming?
unidentified		Well, I wish I could give you good news, and unfortunately, I can't give you all great news, but it's not absolutely terrible either.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, give me whatever shred of good news there is first.
unidentified		Okay, well, some of the good news actually comes out of the bad news.
		We do have some significant problems with energy.
		You're hearing about it right now.
		This is just the beginning.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that figures.
unidentified		The entire country is going to have rolling blackouts.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The entire U.S.?
unidentified		The entire U.S. will happen within about eight months.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Eight months.
unidentified		When that happens, there will be major pushes with legislators in Washington to develop alternate energy sources so that we're not so dependent on foreign energy sources.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So you're telling me there's hope for idiots.
unidentified		Yeah.
		Well, you know, what ends up happening is it takes a lot of major problems for any change to be made because everybody's making money how it is right now.
		And the whole bottom out of that market's just going to drop out.
		Nobody will make money from it, so they'll change it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're right.
		Once the money dries up, they will go somewhere else.
		There's no question about it.
		Well, that's good to hear, but unfortunately, apparently there's going to be a very great deal of pain before that occurs.
		As you mentioned, the entire country blacking out for long periods?
unidentified		I wouldn't say long periods, up to half an hour at a time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, well, that's not even as bad as they've had in California so far.
unidentified		They've managed to get it pretty stable for a while.
		But here's the interesting thing that's going to come out about California and the blackouts.
		Most of that whole problem was engineered due to the deregulation out there.
		The distributors of energy are separate from the people who actually make the energy.
		The distributors aren't allowed to charge anything over a certain rate for their power, and the actual makers of energy can charge whatever they want.
		Well, they've been instructed by the federal government to raise their rates so high that the distributors of the electricity can't possibly pay it.
		They'll go bankrupt.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I can imagine the masses going berserk and like having war crimes trials except for electric company executives.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And probably only suitable thing would be electrocution for them in the end.
unidentified		Well, the interesting thing here is that the electric companies actually stand up and go, no, it wasn't us.
		It was the federal government.
		They told us to do this.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So they're going to just shift blame.
		Probably you're going to have in Congress, it was like tobacco, you have about seven of the biggest electric company executives in America lined up before Congress.
		Each one would say it was some arm of the federal government.
unidentified		Well, let me just say this.
unidentified		Bill Clinton will go to prison over this.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Bill Clinton?
unidentified		Bill Clinton will go to prison over this.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Aren't the troubles for him ever going to be?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Apparently not.
unidentified		No, they're just going to get over.
unidentified		He's done a lot of things in his term in office that come out over the next few years, and he's going to go to prison.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, the thing about Bill Clinton is he's still pretty young, so obviously he is going to be around for some years of suffering.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		He thought he was going to really have it good when he became an ex-president, and it hasn't been really good for him at all.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And you're telling me that according to our future, it's going to get even harder on him.
unidentified		Oh, yes, much.
unidentified		Well, all these problems are going to be dwarfed by an even larger problem.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, really?
unidentified		Yeah.
		What?
		It turns out that approximately 90% of the world's population, especially those in industrialized countries, is infected with some form or variant of mad cow.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Damn.
unidentified		Through every product we use that has animal fillers in it, everything from jello to toothpaste, so on and so forth.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Even a lot of the vegetarians, if what you say is true, wouldn't escape.
unidentified		That's right.
unidentified		That's right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Boy, would they be ticked off.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Eating vegetables all that time, and oh, they'd be angry.
unidentified		The interesting thing is, is we all expect that a good 90% of the population won't be around within 40 years because of the incubation period for it.
		But nothing has really happened.
		People haven't changed their lives or anything.
		There was a little bit of panic, but everybody just kind of went, oh, well, here it comes.
		So let's just live our lives.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, hey, listen, thanks for the really jolly news from 2008.
		Obviously, you made it, so there's a little bit of hope.
		It might have to be like winning the lottery, but somebody got through.
unidentified		Great.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Ta-ta there, Jason.
unidentified		All right, thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hey, that was a cheery call.
		This Mad Cow thing, this hoof and mouth thing, that's all it is now.
		Hoof and mouth spreading at unbelievable rates in Europe.
		And Mad Cow, like it's charging our shores, if not already here.
		I still want to know how we went from, you know, kind of genuinely happy people just a few months ago.
		Don't you remember?
		Stock market was way up there, troubles were few.
		The biggest fight we had was how we were going to spend our extra money.
		Then away goes the market.
		And well, I don't have to detail it for you.
		Straight downhill, how quickly they fall, huh?
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hi.
unidentified		I have to turn off my radio.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
		Remember that.
		Have it close by because I just come to you blindly and boom, you're on the air, and so you've got to turn it down.
		All right.
unidentified		Okay, I called to ask you if you have ever heard of a song by the Allen Parsons Project.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I know the Alan's song is.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What is it?
unidentified		It's like something.
unidentified		The title is something like Some Other Place, Some Other Time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, see, you're going to try.
unidentified		No.
		And it talks about could it be that somebody else is looking into my mind, some other place, somewhere, some other time.
		It's a really cool song.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So you're saying it would really fit with some of the calls we're getting.
unidentified		Exactly.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What do you think of the guy who said that we all have been possessed or aliens are in all of us and have been for some time?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's something to think about, isn't it?
unidentified		Yeah, it is.
		I don't know.
		It kind of goes along with some of the things that I've read on the Internet.
		You know, kind of similar.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, absolutely.
		Absolutely.
		It goes along with a lot of what's on the Internet.
unidentified		Yeah, you know, it's not out of the realm of possibility.
unidentified		We're not us all the way, you know, or we might not be.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you remember, did you ever see the movie The Matrix?
unidentified		No.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No.
		Well, it postulated a complete false reality going on for everybody.
		And the idea was to break through the Matrix to the reality, which frankly was kind of depressing.
unidentified		That's so much like now that's incredible.
		Yeah.
		I mean, it's just, you know, it's what people are talking about now, really doing.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now, I have an antichrist line open.
		Would it bother you to know that it's ringing off the hook?
		I mean, doesn't that alone suggest something about society?
unidentified		In a way, but then in another way, I think a lot of people just like the attention.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, maybe.
unidentified		I mean, some of these guys don't have a clue.
unidentified		You know, like that guy who called up and said he wasn't sure which thing he was.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, yeah, but listen, that's not so far out.
		I'm sorry to tell you.
		It is said that the Antichrist will not be aware exactly of what he is.
		He might think of himself as a Savior.
		It's not so outlandish.
unidentified		Hmm.
unidentified		It sounds cool.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sorry to say.
unidentified		Well, you never know, I guess.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's just it.
		You never know.
		All right.
		Well, listen, thank you.
		You're a sweetheart for calling.
unidentified		Okay, well, take care.
unidentified		Take care.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		On our international line, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Hello there.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi.
		Turn your computer off, please.
		I'm going to presume you're on a computer.
		Yep, just turn the audio down and tell me where you're calling from.
unidentified		I am calling from somewhere in Nebraska.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How did you get on my international line?
unidentified		I called it on a cell phone.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You called the international line on a cell phone from Nebraska?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That shouldn't be possible.
unidentified		I did.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, in that case, I don't know how you did that, but you earned getting on, so go ahead.
unidentified		Yeah, I have comments about that alien thing.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You mean the aliens being in all of us?
unidentified		Yeah, I was listening to that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		And right at the end, I got strange deja vu that I've had a dream about that before.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That you are an alien or that one's in you?
unidentified		Yeah, just some of the stuff that he said, I just had it.
		It just occurred to me that I had a dream about that before.
		Well, that doesn't...
		I know, I just thought that that was pretty weird, that the exact same thing that he was talking about, I've had a dream about that before.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, then are you saying that you believe there could well be one inside of you?
unidentified		I'm not saying that, but I'm saying that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, if you're not saying that, then what are you saying?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Just that you had a dream.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You must obviously suspect there's one in you, or you wouldn't be saying this.
unidentified		Yeah, that's that's true.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Does it ever talk to you?
unidentified		Um, no.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Does it ever put thoughts in your head?
unidentified		Yeah, sometimes we argue back and forth.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you argue?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What kind of stuff?
		I mean, what, you know, what sort of things do you argue about?
		Do you argue about simple things or points of morality or ethics or what kind of things in your life do you argue about?
unidentified		Just about what to do in certain situations.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		For example, give me an example.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Just one example will be all right.
unidentified		I don't know.
unidentified		It will tell me not to go to school on some days.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It tells you not to go to school on some days.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		While you, on the other hand, are saying, no, I want to go to school.
		I need an education.
		Yeah, I got to go to school.
		And then it makes an argument in the other direction, right?
		Saying what?
unidentified		That there's no point into it because the world's coming to an end soon.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And so it'd be just more fun doing whatever you feel like doing, right?
unidentified		Yeah, but it's not so much that it's like I don't need an education because it's not going to matter because the world's just going to come to an end.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I understand.
		Believe me.
		Back to the mountain movers.
		So it's Friday night, Saturday morning.
unidentified		Good morning.
		Wanna take a ride?
		Call our Bell from West of the Rockies at 1-800-6188255.
		East of the Rockies at 1-800-8255033.
		First-time callers may recharge at area code 775-727-1222.
		or call the wildcard line at 775-727-1295.
		Morning, everybody.
		We're doing open lines.
		We're doing the Antichrist line.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's on the first-time dollar line only, and we're doing time travelers on the wildcard line.
		Everything else is totally open lines.
		religion that'll bring you to your knees it's that kind of a night a black velvet coming out.
unidentified		Black velvet coming out.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I suppose we do.
		On my Antichrist line, you are on the air.
		Good evening.
		Morning.
unidentified		Hello.
unidentified		How are you doing this evening?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I'm all right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What a voice you have.
unidentified		Why, thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You obviously are claiming to be the Antichrist?
unidentified		That I claim.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know you're the Antichrist?
unidentified		I've been told.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		By others?
		You know what?
		That's actually even worse.
		In a lot of ways.
		If others are telling you you're the Antichrist, no one's ever said that to me.
		They've said a lot about me, but they haven't said that.
		So what is it about you that makes people say that when they either look at you or they're near you or whatever?
unidentified		Well, I have a message that I need to give to your audience, if that's all right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's what we're here for.
unidentified		Okay.
		Well, the main thing I need to say is that there is no continuance after life.
		In other words, when you die, you are dead.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Lights out.
unidentified		That's it.
unidentified		Worms in, worms out.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Worms in, worms out.
		That's why a lot of us choose a quick fiery end for the physical body.
		But you're saying it's the big sleep.
unidentified		That's it.
unidentified		That's the true message of the true Antichrist.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know what?
		That wouldn't be all that bad.
		You know, so you probably think you're putting the fear of something or another into us.
		No, I personally, I don't think it would be that bad.
		Sleep is a nice thing when you're asleep.
		It's kind of nice.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Really?
		So if it's the big blackness, then so be it.
		You know, came from, went back to.
unidentified		And I have something else about the bloodline of the A. Oh, you're going to shake me up with that, didn't you?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, so what about the bloodline?
unidentified		Well, the true bloodline of the lineage, of the Antichrist and all his predecessors, is from a tribe in Israel.
		And this tribe is described in the book of Judges in the last three chapters, chapters 19, 20, and 21.
		And any of your listeners can go and read that if they wish.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		well as a layman that i have a question for you here is there only one true antichrist you or are there At any given time?
unidentified		At a time, yes, there's only one.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So then even the Antichrist has a certain reign, and then its worms are in, worms are out?
unidentified		Exactly.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Some justice in that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So how do you feel about the fact that even you, as the Antichrist, will face the ultimate zero?
unidentified		I'm really not moved by it either way.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You too, huh?
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you're going to bother an awful lot of people with what you just said.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I suppose you know that.
unidentified		With which, the bloodline or the other?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They don't care about the bloodline.
		But this, you know, zero when you pass on thing.
		That's going to bother a lot of people.
		You know that.
unidentified		I'm just trying to pass on the news.
unidentified		That's about it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's why I'm here with a big forum for people like you to pass on stuff like that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I appreciate it.
unidentified		Thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, you're very welcome.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Great.
unidentified		Okay?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Let's take a break and go over here and take a call.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Artists.
unidentified		Yes.
unidentified		Yeah, this is Connor in Strongsville, Ohio, outside of Cleveland.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So how's Ohio this morning?
unidentified		It's doing very nice.
		Very nice.
		Yes.
		I'm listening on WTAM?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Big one, yes.
unidentified		Yes.
unidentified		I was calling in to say, I gave you some mad props for listening to some of these people.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're what?
unidentified		Giving you some very good praise listening to some of these people.
		They're dealing with them very well.
		And I also propose a question asking, you know, I was wondering if all these people are calling from time traveling.
		You seem to be a big fan of time travel, so why haven't you called yourself back?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know, that's a pretty good question.
		I suppose my answer would be a little flip.
		I'd probably say, looking at the way my lines ring, I probably couldn't get through.
		I'm serious.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I really am serious.
		Although I can imagine that if I were, you can bet that if I traveled in time back within, say, the years that I've been on the air or forward to whatever years I have left to be on the air, I sure as hell would want to call my show.
		Except I suppose that people would really doubt me, wouldn't they?
unidentified		Yeah.
		I mean, I'm waiting, you know, maybe hear someone I know.
		Imagine hearing yourself on the radio, you know, 12 years in the future or whenever someone's calling you, you're, you know, a young kid or something, hearing yourself on the radio.
		Yeah.
		That'd be kind of weird.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It would.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now, I have old tapes of myself when I was a virtual youngster on the radio because I've been on the radio all my life.
		Yeah, that's kind of like time travel.
		Really?
unidentified		Wow.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Makes me sick to listen to myself back then.
unidentified		Okay.
		Well, I was just trying to pose a question.
		And can I say something to some people here in Strongsville?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Strongsville?
unidentified		Yeah, it's where I live.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, if it's a general sort of thing.
unidentified		Yeah, I just want to say vote Connor for senior class president since I'm running, and so I just want to say that to anyone who's listening.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You called me up to give a plug.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're running for class president.
unidentified		No, I called me.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Senior class president.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, somebody else is.
unidentified		No, that's me.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's you?
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		I called you up to propose the title.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're giving yourself a plug for senior class president on a national radio program.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I saw a movie.
		Did you see that movie about the girl who was running for, I think it was senior class president, matter of fact?
		There was a whole movie about it.
		They were sabotaging each other, and it was vicious.
unidentified		No, I don't think I saw that one.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, well, I can't think of the name of it offhand.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Somebody will come up with it.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You should watch it.
		It'll help you with tactics.
		What are you promising?
		What's your platform?
unidentified		My platform?
		Yep.
		I'm trying to give back to the senior class of Strongzo.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Less homework?
unidentified		You know, give back to the students.
unidentified		You know, there are some things that maybe they are not happy with at the school.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It was called Election, by the way.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The movie was simply called Election, so you're going to want to see that as soon as you can.
unidentified		Oh, well, I'll have to write it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, you're going to give back what?
unidentified		Whatever the students need to talk to me about.
		I mean, if they need to talk to me about something, you know, if you are elected, do you have power to help them?
		Some power.
		I mean, that's another thing I want to work on.
		I want to make the student government at Stronzville High School more powerful.
		So because it's a rough tumble to deal with, but I'm running and staying strong in the election, so it should be a pretty good race.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What makes you want to get involved in politics?
		That really is what it is.
		It's politics, you know.
unidentified		Well, the main reason I want to get involved in politics is because I basically care for the people in my school, and that's not just a crap answer.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but it sounds like a crap answer.
		You've got to come up with a new way to say it.
		I think Clinton had, what, I feel your pain?
unidentified		I don't even want to come up with a slogan.
unidentified		I mean, I just have lots of friends and I care for them.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You've got to have slogans.
unidentified		Well, I have a couple slogans.
		I put as jokes on campaign signs.
		Like, what?
		Don't believe all the rumors.
		Vote for Connor.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hey, that's good.
		That's good.
		The pictures weren't of me.
		Vote for Connor.
unidentified		That's a pretty good one.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		Well, thank you very much, and be sure and see the movie election.
		On my time traveler line, you are on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Hello, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, hello.
unidentified		I'm going to step outside with the dogs so I can speak a little louder.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you for that.
unidentified		And, Art, I do listen to you mainly on Kdon, 720, and that's a station you know quite well.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Of course I know K2WN.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		50,000 watts, 720 Las Vegas, where my butt sat for about a decade.
unidentified		And Art, KFI 640, I'm an LA guy, but also 1560.
unidentified		You know that station, KNZR?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's from Bakersfield.
		Yeah, Bakersfield, obviously.
		Big signal, 10,000 watts, but it goes north and south like a bandit.
unidentified		And they replay you.
		They're very, very nice.
		Weekdays from 12 to 3, so I'll be on.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know, I heard they were doing that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Putting us on in the afternoon.
unidentified		Absolutely.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm curious, how does it play in the afternoon?
		In the middle of the day, you wouldn't think a program like this would play because it just belongs at night.
		But they're doing it with success, I guess, huh?
unidentified		Well, I've been listening.
unidentified		I did miss last night, so I caught it a lot of it between 12, noon, and 3.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		well do you you obviously must claim You must claim to be the Antichrist.
unidentified		Absolutely not.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, then, why are you on this?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I'm sorry, time traveler.
unidentified		I'm just a medical doctor, a scientist, a lover of dogs.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're a medical doctor?
unidentified		Yes, sir.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Who has traveled in time?
unidentified		I've traveled, yes.
		And my time travel is a spatial time disruption, a real one.
		And it may seem kind of small, but to me, quite profound.
		It occurred several years ago.
		I was in Perrump.
		I had purchased an additional automobile which needed a smog in California.
		And I hired a friend to drive that car, and I drove a Thunderbird.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're just interrupting.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That dog sounds like it's going to rip your leg off.
unidentified		Oh, no.
		They're just playing.
		They're Sharpes.
		In fact, three of them were born in Perrump.
		Perump, Nevada.
		This story relates to Perrump because I was in an ongoing struggle with the Sheriff's Department, that Sheriff's Department in the county of Nye.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they don't have a real good sense of humor about a lot of things out here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They run a very tight ship.
unidentified		Oh, yeah, absolutely.
unidentified		Too tight sometimes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's how our streets are clean.
		It used to be that way in Las Vegas, you know.
		when you come out to prompt and mess around was that also when you when you come out here and mess around uh...
		there on you like uh...
		flies on uh...
unidentified		Yes, I'll agree with that.
		And Art, I was returning back.
		I was driving my friend back, and I decided to stop at Immigrants Pass.
		That's between, that's near, between Tacopa Hot Springs, coming into Nevada.
		And I was going to pick some decorative rocks, some large ones I couldn't lift a single person.
		And at that particular location, which you might be familiar with.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I know, yeah, you can't miss it.
		The turnoff is right as you're going to Las Vegas.
		So, yes, I know where it is.
unidentified		And this is a strategic area.
		There's always, there were always lights up there.
		Always, if you at night, I would look at the stars, also pick rocks.
		I would see lights would appear up over the mountain, little like some type of crap.
		Anyway, that particular night, nothing, darkness.
		However, what happened was I was coming back into Nevada, and I did have some, we'll just say I had some money with me that I did not want to bring in for whatever reason.
		So I decided to.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		To Nevada?
		Why would you have money you wouldn't want to bring into Nevada?
		It's the reason we welcome people.
unidentified		I'm using the word money, and let's say it might have been something else.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's the reason we welcome people.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
unidentified		Yeah, let's say it might have been contraband.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, something that would be as good as money, could we put it that way?
unidentified		Yes.
		I think I understand.
		All right.
		You're in source.
		It's more than gold.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, okay.
		More than gold.
		All right, I know what it is.
unidentified		Now, I had decided to stash it, and I had, on the side of the road, I stood for about five minutes talking in a loud voice to my friend, discussing things that had happened.
		And I took note of all the landmarks.
		In fact, I remember the Thunderbird was about four feet from the rear of the wheel, about three feet in.
		There was a glass bottle which was unmovable.
		It was about halfway sticking out from the dirt.
		There were many landmarks.
		I absolutely memorized where this was.
		I stashed the items, and when we get in the car, we're going to go to per rump.
		I give a countdown, because he was driving a little bit slow.
		I knew the road.
		I was going to show off and drive really fast, so I gave a countdown.
		I said five, four, three, two, one, blast off.
		I start the car.
		There's rocks coming up, making noise.
		I knew the car was moving.
		The car moved about three to four yards.
		We're accelerating, and all of a sudden, the car just turned off.
		But more than just turning off, I estimate I should have at least coasted another five, six, seven, eight yards.
		However, I only coasted two or three yards.
		There seemed to be a force pushing me backwards.
		And at the same time, I felt this sensation.
		You know, you've been on a swing, you know how you hit the high point of a swing, all of a sudden you get like a queasy little sensation in your stomach?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yes.
unidentified		I felt that sensation.
		It wasn't unpleasant, but I also felt that something was happening.
		And I remember thinking at the time, not out loud, my friend, he did have some CIA type work.
		He suffered one head wound, two many.
		A nice guy, but I mean, not particularly sharp.
		And I was thinking, of all the people I have with me at this time, I've got him.
		Anyway, what happened was the car stops.
		I estimate I maybe proceeded about six inches net distance gained.
		I tried to start it.
		The car would not start.
		So this, to make a long story short, it went on for hours.
		The car did not stop.
		Finally, I was going to turn the car around, roll it down the hill to Tacopa Hot Springs, where I had a base.
		I decided I'm going to take the goods that I had stashed.
		I go to find them.
		Remember, this is only about three to four yards away.
		I knew the exact location.
		I had a big flashlight.
		There were landmarks.
		look for it, and I can't Nothing is there.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Your stash is gone.
unidentified		Not the stash.
		No.
		The landmark, everything was different.
		I kicked up every rock.
		I went up and down hundreds of feet, back and forth.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		so in other words you are actually in a totally different physical place so you You jumped ahead.
unidentified		Art, you are shot because...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Actually, you're gone from your stash is more like it, right?
unidentified		Weeks about, no, about four to five days later, I come back and I could not figure out what happened.
		And by the way, at one point I asked my friend the time, and he had the time.
		Now, I was paying him by the hour, and I'm very accurate with the time.
		And he told me a time that was approximately an hour and 20 minutes later than it should have been.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So in other words, there's time that just did travel enough.
		But there is one important question I do have to ask.
		I don't want to really get too personal, but it's imperative.
unidentified		I know what you're going to ask.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, sure.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Were you sampling your stats?
unidentified		Yes.
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		See, I knew it.
unidentified		I'm honest, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I knew it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I appreciate your honesty.
unidentified		And I did come back four to five days later and check this out.
		I figure what happened?
		I mean, I looked everywhere.
		This was close.
		I had landmarks.
		And I go down the road, and then, sure enough, I stop and I say, here's the landmarks.
		There's the bush, the big bush.
		There's the bent twig that I bent.
		There's the rock.
		I look down.
		There's the bottle sticking up.
		There's the big rock.
		There's the second rock.
		Then there's the third rock.
		I kick over the third rock.
		There's my stash.
		It must have been about three quarters to half a mile.
		I was in a different location.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you realize that for a lot of the audience, your story is tainted by your admission of dipping into the stash.
unidentified		I realized that when I gave the answer, but I want to be honest, this is a true story.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Then, too, you have sort of a New York accent.
		And I must tell you that our sheriff here, in fact, you already know, I'm sure, makes those dogs I'm hearing in the background sound like my cats.
		Yeah.
		So you watch yourself there, time traveler.
		I do appreciate his honesty, though.
		I definitely do.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello, Wart.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello.
unidentified		How are you?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'm determining that as we go.
unidentified		Okay.
		I'm calling from Pennsylvania.
		My name's Steve.
		I usually listen to you on WPHT.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, in Philadelphia.
unidentified		Yes, uh-huh.
		I had a question about a show that was on the other night.
		Okay.
		I believe it was Dr. Thompson.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, oh, yes.
unidentified		He mentioned that there were only three times in history that the planets were in total alignment.
		And one, he said, was during...
		And he said one was the Great Flood, I believe.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		But he never caught the other two.
unidentified		Did he say what they were?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I caught one of them.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It was March 25th of 2001.
unidentified		Oh, okay.
unidentified		And anything significant?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do you know when that is?
unidentified		The date that the satellite went down?
		No.
		No?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's tomorrow.
unidentified		Oh, that's tomorrow.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		Okay.
		Did you ever hear any more information about the night the satellite went down?
		The satellite feed?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Actually, I'm kidding you.
		i really don't remember the other to myself they know the satellite feed of We have only a couple of people who are claiming credit for having done it.
		Let me put it that way to you.
		Both of them claim to be from three-letter agencies.
unidentified		Uh-huh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How would that make you feel if you were me?
unidentified		Very scary.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		And one other thing I thought I'd mention.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, well, you'll have to hold on, all right?
unidentified		Okay, sure.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Stand by.
unidentified		Very old friend came by today Cause he was telling everyone in town Of the love that he just found And the reason they Of his latest friend He talked and talked And I heard him say That she had the
		longest, quietest hair The prettiest green eyes anywhere And the reason they Of his latest friend Though I smile with tears inside When a burning guitar solo Where are those happy days?
		They seem so hard to find.
		I tried to reach for you, but you have closed too much.
		Whatever happened to our love, I wish I understood.
		It used to be so nice, it used to be so good So when you're near me darling, can't you hear me?
		S.O.S.
		The love you gave me, nothing else can save me.
		S.O.S.
		When you're gone, half your night, it's time to go on.
		Wanna take a ride?
		Well, call our bell from west of the Rockies at 1-800-618-8255.
		East of the Rockies at 1-800-825-5033.
		First-time callers may recharge at 1-775-727-1222.
		The Wildcard line is open at 1-775-727-1295.
		And to rechart on the toll-free international line, call your AT ⁇ T operator and have them dial 800-893-0903.
		This is Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell on the premier radio networks.
		So when you hear me, darling, can't you hear me at some?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Some of what you just heard is not true.
		The Antichrist line, exclusively, is the first-time caller line, 775-727-1222.
		And the time traveler line, exclusively time travelers, is area code 775-727-1295.
		All others use the toll-free lines.
		It's fitting, really, when you think of it, that antichrists and time travelers have got to pay for their own calls.
unidentified		It's fitting, really, when you think of it, that antichrists and time travelers have got to pay for their own calls.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		One of the items up on my website right now, and this caller a few minutes ago brings it to mind, is an employment-wanted ad, a real one.
		It says, former marijuana smuggler, having successfully completed a 10-year jail sentence, incident-free, for importing 75 tons of marijuana into the United States, I am now seeking a legal and legitimate means to support myself and my family.
		Business experience, owned and operated a successful fishing business, multi-vessel, one airplane, one island, and processing facility.
		Simultaneously, owned and operated a fleet of tractor trailer trucks conducting business in the western United States.
		During this time, I also co-owned and participated in the executive level management of 120 people worldwide in a successful pot-smuggling venture with revenues in excess of $100 million annually.
		I took responsibility for my own actions and received a 10-year sentence in the United States while others walked free for their cooperation.
		There's more.
		This is a real ad.
		It's a real ad.
		Let's see.
		Attributes.
		I am an expert in all levels of security.
		I have extensive computer skills.
		I am personable, outgoing, well-educated, reliable, clean, and sober.
		I have spoken in schools to thousands of kids and parents' groups over the past 10 years on the consequences of choice and received public recognition from the RCMP for community service.
		I am well-traveled and speak English, French, and Spanish.
		References available from my family and the U.S. District Attorney, etc.
		We've got that ad up there right now.
		All right.
		Remind me of where we work, caller.
unidentified		Okay, I just wanted to mention one other thing.
		First of all, let me say I've listened to you for several years and I enjoy your programs very much.
		Thank you.
		And one thing I wanted to mention that has been strangely haunting to me lately, you know how you learn things as a child and you don't really think about much of what they mean, your articles of faith and things like that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
unidentified		One line in the Nicene Creed, which Is in the Catholic faith.
		The very first line, and it came to mind recently after some of your shows.
		If I could just read that one sentence to you.
		It said the first line of it is, well, some background.
		It was adopted, it said by the Council of Nicaea in 325 and the Council of Constantinople in 381.
		And it's actually still taken by most of the Eastern churches and also has been adopted by the Western Church.
		But the first line goes, we believe in one God, the Father Almighty, Maker of heaven and earth, of all that is seen and unseen.
		And that really has struck me lately with some of the strange things that are going on and just some of the topics that come up on your show.
		And I just wanted to mention that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, this is the home of the seen and the unseen.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I appreciate your call, sir.
unidentified		Thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
		Right here, you'll find it all, the seen and the unseen.
		And the unheard.
		Sometimes the unheard.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
		Oh, woo, I'm sorry.
		This is the Antichrist line.
		Slap my hand.
		You're on the air.
unidentified		Is this Mr. Bell?
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, I. Maybe, depending.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Who are you?
unidentified		I am one of the Antichrist members who have come down to the earth at this time preparing for the many interesting times that is going to befall the earth.
unidentified		And Mr. Bell, I congratulate you as you are a time traveler.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		When you use the word befall, it's not a positive thing.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Things that are going to befall the earth.
unidentified		It is very evil that has happened here, as in your book and the weather changes that you wrote, you have predicted part of the future for this planet.
		The people of this planet have brought on the Antichrist as the evil people in the Middle East who tried to destroy the Western civilization failed.
		They are trying again.
		And the prions which have taken over Europe are heading this way.
		They are Antichrist.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Prions of death.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The prions of prions of death.
unidentified		The madness is coming on, but the United States can still save the world.
unidentified		There has been the disturbance of the...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm a little fed up with that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Can't somebody else do it for a change?
unidentified		The future of this world depends on people having the will to stop the evil ones.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Eating meaning like eating beef?
unidentified		The beef is going to decide the future of this world.
		The prions are Antichrists.
		As people eat beef, more evil will come to this planet.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Prions are the embodiment then of the Antichrist.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Actually, the heart of the Antichrist.
unidentified		No longer barbecue for the world unless people of the U.S. stand up against Saddam Hussein, the Chinese, and the Russians who are at this time aiming their nuclear weapons again on the planet.
		And the only able-bodied country, which is the U.S., can stop it.
		Only the U.S. can stop it.
		Otherwise, as on 17 meters, if you listen, I know you do radio operating.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, I listen to you.
unidentified		You listen to RTTY and USB signals.
		The anosphere is being destroyed as we speak.
		There has been many solar flares.
		Your weather has been disrupted.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All of that's true.
unidentified		And it is time for the U.S. to destroy Iraq and stop the destruction of the covenant under Jerusalem.
unidentified		There has been destruction to the Christians and the Jews.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And if we don't destroy Iraq, then the prions of death get us, right?
unidentified		No, we must destroy Iraq.
		The prions were released, which will be found out later.
		This has been started with anthrax when the alarms are.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Actually, in Arabia, this is the same.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sir, foot and mouth disease is really anthrax, right?
unidentified		No, anthrax is a second disease.
unidentified		In my last life, I was a medical doctor.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I see.
unidentified		And the prions have been experimented on.
unidentified		In Iraq, the Russians are preparing mixtures between anthrax and other viruses and wonder.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Kicked out 50 of them.
		No wonder.
		All right, well, I appreciate it.
		Thanks a lot for the cheery call.
		Creans of death coming from Iraq.
		Well, we don't destroy Iraq, you know.
		We don't do that.
		We just knock them down, and obviously he's saying that's not enough.
		We just keep knocking that we don't want Saddam getting too weak less Iran, I think is the way the foreign policy goes, would take over.
		So if they're depending on us to completely destroy Iraq to save the world, I think the prions of death are going to win.
		On the Time Traveler line, you are on the air, top of the morning.
unidentified		How you doing, Art?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, Art?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, hello there.
unidentified		I'm sorry.
unidentified		How you doing?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm fine.
unidentified		Great.
unidentified		I'm calling from the year 2050.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're calling from 2050.
unidentified		Yes, from 2050.
unidentified		You're awful busy out here on the time continuum line here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's very busy.
unidentified		Is 2050 a good year?
		Oh, it's an excellent year.
		We're in the Iron Galaxy.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The Iron?
unidentified		Iron, exactly.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's not like Iron, it's Iron.
unidentified		Iron, yeah.
		Okay.
		I'll let you know.
		Well, it's 1990 is when it was actually first invented, the time traveling.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know, I have suspected that.
		I have suspected that the time travel already exists right now, even in my year, much less 2050.
		I have thought this for A long time.
		1990, huh?
unidentified		Well, see, you're actually a Voyager in this whole scheme of things around.
		And everybody right in your time area is in for a big surprise.
		And if they listen to it, actually, right tonight is one of the biggest spots in time because you will have a caller tonight.
		And he is the Antichrist.
		And believe it or not, he is stuck doomed to earth.
		He cannot follow us to Iron.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay, the problem here is that I hear that you're telling me I'll have a real Antichrist tonight, but I've answered so many that how am I to know when I've got the real McCoy on the line?
		Can you tell me that?
		Can you give me a little hint of some sort?
unidentified		Well, as we're following through, I could recharge again the magnets and boost up an hour or two, but there's no sense.
		So I'm going to go ahead and finish out the, what is it, three hours that you're on?
		For us.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Two hours and 11 minutes more.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Three hours maybe for you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What do I know where you are?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now it's going to really tick me off.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know, if they extend my show that far, six hours is too much for any one person, even in, and especially by, by, my God, 2050.
unidentified		Well, we're bouncing back and forth.
		There's quite a few of us listening in right now, and there's so many of us trying to cut each other out of the continuum here.
		It's incredible.
		A lot of us are getting lost, and we have to be reionized.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sounds like time hackers.
unidentified		Well, they're not hackers.
		It's a telephone line, basically.
		We just kind of, when we need to commute or talk to somebody, we just bounce back and forth through that.
		We also just, it's a stationary time.
		We use it as immediate time like now in the now sense.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right if you tell me about what's going to happen between now and 2050 is that going to spoil anything?
unidentified		Well yeah it would in a sense but I can let you know what has happened.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well I know what has happened you mean during what span of time?
		I mean, I know what's happened prior to my current timeline.
		So if you can tell me what's going to happen.
unidentified		Well, in about three years, the Antichrist, he's going to reveal himself tonight.
		He's going to really put a sink.
		I mean, Art, you might want to hold on to your seat.
		When he comes on, you'll know.
		And another one of us callers will call back and let you know also if your emotional state is intact, I should say.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I don't know how much more of this I can take.
unidentified		Oh, well, you'll see you're in for a shock.
unidentified		I'll tell you that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I've had a lot of shocks on this program, but that would, I mean, I will absolutely know that it's a real McCoy I'm talking to.
unidentified		Oh, there's no doubt about it.
unidentified		No doubt.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And even out at, as far as 2050, this is known in the world that I had the first actual commitment.
unidentified		It's critical time.
unidentified		Critical time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
unidentified		You, you, I don't know.
		We've listened in before.
		there's a uh...
		man that you have to believe you call it mad John or Mad Something.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		He was Madman Markham.
unidentified		Exactly.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, what about him?
unidentified		Well, he will be brought back out.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know something about Madman, don't you?
unidentified		Well, he's with us.
unidentified		He's with us.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I knew it.
		I knew it.
		He didn't turn himself to ash.
		He's actually all right for Madman.
unidentified		No, you know what they did in Kansas City there to just assume the worst.
		Well, it can be.
		Actually, a man spent quite a few years in prison due to him.
		They covered him up, and actually, there's a little marketplace down there somewhere called the KC Flea Market, I believe.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Kansas Flea?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		And, well, actually, they implanted human remains in his shop.
unidentified		He lived right in that same warehouse section in the subfloor of it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But the truth is they were not his human remains.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And they did this just to dispel the whole notion of time travel.
unidentified		Exactly.
		Exactly.
		And he spent time committing.
		This man, the gentleman, I don't remember his name, but he was the owner of the flea market.
		He lived in the lower level.
		He was the owner of the warehouse.
		He was renting it out to the madman, of course, and the upper level for his experiments.
		And he lived in there also.
		That man never went nowhere.
		But he commuted with a few scientists and whatnots to get information in and supplies.
		Of course, you know, you need hush, hush, on that deal.
		But the thing of it is, when he was, the FBI came in and just busted his door in.
		You know what?
		It was on the news and it went blank.
		The news report came up in Kansas City that day, and it was unreal.
		There was quite a few reporters that brought it up.
		Next, live coverage at a warehouse.
		A man has invented the time machine.
		And it never showed.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Never showed.
unidentified		That should have been the big deal.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You just don't know how pleased I am to hear that Madman is all right, that he made it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		God, it's just the best news I've had.
unidentified		He made it, and he done a well-deserved pat on the back for the government.
		The government has coincided with him.
		He's well known.
		He's the Edison of the world up here in 50.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The Edison of Time Travel.
unidentified		He is the Edison.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		He's a well-renowned scientist.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You have made my day.
unidentified		And still living as young as he ever was, glad to say.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, all right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Tell him when you speak to him next.
unidentified		Well, I'm not that high-level.
unidentified		I don't think I could get next to him.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So you're saying he is a really famous, high-level personage in 2050?
unidentified		Well, yeah, he's considered the SNS.
		Of course, it's actually, you know, it's an actual telephone communication system.
		It's kind of like your web TV community.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		He's like an icon and iron.
unidentified		Exactly.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Gotcha.
		All right, well, I really appreciate your call, Time Traveler from 2050.
		Can you imagine that?
		Like we had the Columbus here on our show, the Columbus of Time Travel.
		Wonder who hawked her jewels.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Oh, hi.
unidentified		Is this our bell?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It is, yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are you a normal person?
unidentified		Well, I hope I'm normal.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's a subjective term, but yeah.
unidentified		Oh, my gosh, I've been trying to get on.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you've made it.
unidentified		Well, I'm glad.
unidentified		I'm kind of nervous, so.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's all right.
		Just relax.
		What was the, I mean, what made you want to call?
unidentified		Well, I've been a longtime listener, and I got actually listening to you from my mother because she listens to you all the time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know how old that makes me feel?
unidentified		Well, I'm only 18, so.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Like my grandparents told me about this show.
unidentified		Well, the reason I'm calling you is because lately I've been having visions of the Virgin Mary.
		Oh.
		And I decided that it was, you know, tonight with the Antichrist and everything that would be a refreshing kind of.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, absolutely.
		To have somebody with visions of the Virgin Mary.
		Has the Virgin Mary said anything to you or communicated in any way anything to you?
unidentified		She hasn't spoken to me, no.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, God.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Because she's been known to give information to people, as you well know.
unidentified		Yes, sir.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And so if that were to happen, we'd want to know right away.
unidentified		Well, sorry.
		The vision I had last was three days ago.
		Yes.
		And what happens is I just black out and then I like, it's hard to explain.
		I open my eyes and then I see these things.
		I don't see what was around me when I had blacked out.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, when you start to see these things, you have come out of your blackout state and you're now conscious?
unidentified		Yes, it seems that way.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay, and then you see things.
unidentified		Yes, sir.
unidentified		And, well, the last one.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are you able to speak or inquire?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are you that conscious?
unidentified		Yes, sir.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So are you able, have you tried asking a question?
unidentified		I have, but she never speaks.
unidentified		And I know that it's not something that's not I know it's not evil because I feel screen almost.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Is she smiling?
unidentified		She's crying.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		She's crying.
unidentified		The last one I had, I was dead.
unidentified		Good?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's not good.
unidentified		I know.
		The last one I had, I was standing in the middle of a street.
		There was like violence and everything going around, and she was crying, and then she looked up at me and she extended her hands to me.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		And it made me feel like there was hope if you went to her.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		Crying is not good.
		Not good.
		Crying for all of us, probably.
		I'm Mark Bell.
		This is Coast to Coast AM.
unidentified		Well, I think it's time to get ready To realize just what I have found I have the only hair of what I am You and I don't present We make love I can't feel
		anymore That I'm singing I'm in you You're in me I'm in you You're with me Cause you gave me the
		love Love that I never had You gave me the love Love that I never had One of the take a ride?
		Call our bell from west of the Rockies at 1-800-6188255.
		East of the Rockies 1-800-825-5033.
		First-time callers may recharge at 1-775-727-1222.
		The wildcard line is open at 1-775-727-1295.
		And to call it on the toll-free international line, call your AT ⁇ T operator and have them dial 800-893-0903.
		Good morning.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's a powerful song, isn't it?
		Now remember, first-time caller line is for Antichrists only.
		The wildcard line is for time travelers only.
		And that's the way we're going to proceed tonight.
		All other lines are open for whatever you want.
		And even those lines haven't been exactly normal tonight, to be honest with you.
		Well, actually, they haven't even been close.
unidentified		The End All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Here we go.
		Oh, there is one thing.
		On this program, I wear many hats.
		As you can imagine.
		Many hats.
		And I've got one of them on right now on my webcam.
		So if you want to see my newest hat, well, it's not exactly my newest hat.
		It's just the first time that I've unveiled it in the public.
		Check it out.
		It's my webcam shot right now at www.artbell.com.
		To get to the webcam, you go to Program, and then you'll see Art Bell Studio Cam.
		And you'll see the shot that I probably am going to leave up there for the weekend.
		I'm mulling that over right now.
		All right, here comes yet another Antichrist.
		Hello there.
unidentified		Hello, Mr. Bell.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Boy, there's a voice.
unidentified		Do you recognize my voice?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I, you know, I almost recognize it as sort of evil sounding and.
unidentified		Evil sounding.
		Give you a hint.
		You probably remember me from a distant past.
		We used to say, I sound like Merle Haggard.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You do sound like Merle Haggard.
unidentified		Remember that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I vaguely remember that.
		There was something.
		The moment I heard your voice, there was something about it.
unidentified		Sure.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
		Yep.
		Now, remind me, even though you sound like Merle Haggard, you obviously are not Merle Haggard.
unidentified		That's right.
unidentified		I'd like to distinctly tell everybody I'm not Merle Haggard.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		You're non-Merle.
		Who in fact are you?
		Are you, in fact, the Antichrist?
unidentified		I'll give you my stage name.
unidentified		I'm Astor.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Astor?
unidentified		Astor.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's your stage name, though.
unidentified		You might give me my real name on the air.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I don't want your real name.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I just want to know if you are, as advertised, the Antichrist.
unidentified		Mr. Bell, if I wanted to shock the world and your audience, I could do that tonight.
unidentified		I know that you cut me off years ago.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What could you do?
unidentified		To prove who I am?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, somebody earlier tonight said they would move.
		They said they would move a mountain.
		Now can you top that?
		They said they'd move a mountain.
unidentified		I'll put it this way.
		The power I have is the earth's power.
		That's why it's all screwed up.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Power of the earth.
unidentified		I have the power of the earth and my mind to screw it up.
		I can also use that frequency to screw up the minds of men.
		They can go chaotic nuts.
		I actually thought.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I think you've probably been messing with that already, haven't you?
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
		Well, it actually has to do with how people treat me.
		You know, since I was a child, I was very, very badly treated to the world.
		I mean, the world treated me.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's absolutely reprehensible.
		Any child that has within its grasp the power of the earth should be treated well.
		Princely even.
unidentified		Well, I can give, put it this way, I can make the desert bloom.
		Yeah.
		And I can make the areas green burn up and dry as I did last year.
		Remember when you were, I think, well, it wasn't last year, years ago, when everything in the forest started burning.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
unidentified		Of course, more or less, there will be other occurrences.
unidentified		There's going to be an earthquake pretty soon, probably in the springtime through the West Coast.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West Coast again, huh?
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		the west coast is getting fed up with earthquakes well it's because of uh...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do you realize the disruption in people's lives this creates?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm not saying that's why they're doing it, but I mean, they're not really giving us good reasons.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		you can imagine all kinds of things.
unidentified		My daddy used to tell me he was a real, real bad person, and I used to work real hard, and people didn't like, well, like one guy was talking about the aura.
unidentified		I had a very powerful aura as a kid.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Of course you did.
unidentified		And a lot of people, I was always fair and honest with people.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You really didn't move over to the dark side until people started, it's like you're the carry of the negative side.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, they really laid it on you, huh?
unidentified		Actually, it's really reversed.
		I mean, what good is good?
		People say it's really bad.
		Bad is really good.
		What I would like to tell the world is that I'm not a bad person.
		But, of course, the human race has five senses of reality.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, Carrie wasn't a bad girl either, but look what she did.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They tortured her.
unidentified		Yeah, I have a sixth sense.
		And the thing is, I can prove that because biblically it says that wisdom, if you can, matter of fact, I don't know if anybody can hear this, but I'd like to play this.
		Hang on a minute.
		This will give you an idea.
		So I want to prove this so everybody will understand.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, what is it?
		You're going to have to give me some preview.
		What are you going to play?
unidentified		It's going to play what they're talking about, the mark of the beast.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The mark of the beast?
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What the hell, guys?
unidentified		If I can get this.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Cue it up.
unidentified		Well.
unidentified		This thing will work.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Got a little hum on your phone, you know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Think somebody with your kind of power.
unidentified		So, what exactly are we looking forward to?
		In the book of Revelation, chapter 13, beginning with verse 16, John speaks of the great beast that will have all power in the last days.
		He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		No one could buy or sell unless he had the mark.
		Yes.
		Yes.
		This calls for wisdom.
		If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast.
		The mark is a man's number.
		His number is 666.
		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, yes.
		Right on, right on, right on.
		Got it nailed, and that's you.
unidentified		Hey, Mr. Bell, does everybody have a calculator handy?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No.
unidentified		I would like everybody to have a pen or paper or calculator.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		A lot of people can't even do simple math.
unidentified		I know, but I'll help them along.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		Okay, I had an encounter back in 89, as they call extraterrestrial beings.
		Some people call them demons.
		But it told me the power of who I was and what I am.
		I'd like to reveal this.
		Go ahead.
		But now, it took many years, and it took, but I'd like to tell you that I was born in 1957.
		Okay?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It was a good year.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, otherwise.
unidentified		Now, if you take the year, which is 2001.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Had the 57 Chevy.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, 2001.
unidentified		Let's take the year 2001.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Let me see, 2016.
unidentified		Let's add 666 to the year 2001.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		Let's subtract the year that I was going to say.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm not that fast.
		Hold on.
		So we got 2667, right?
unidentified		Let's subtract 1957.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, really?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		1957.
unidentified		Okay, you'll come up with a number, right?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah?
unidentified		Okay, subtract my age.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm not having fun anymore.
unidentified		Okay, my age is 44.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah?
unidentified		What do you come up with?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, well, I'm just going to take a shot at it.
		six six six all right well i look i really You think that was the one that we were warned about by the time traveler a little while ago?
		Do you think that was him?
		Boy, he sure had those words down.
		That broadcast recorded and saved and ready.
		You just know wherever he lives, he's got things about the Antichrist pasted up on his wall, you know, little newspaper articles and probably psalm clippings and that kind of stuff in a little place where he lives.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		It's a flight to sanity here.
unidentified		Oh, boy, Art.
		I just got back in from a nightclub.
		I thought I'd seen several Antichrists, but here in the show, I stand corrected.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Where are you?
unidentified		Oh, it's Keith from Hamilton, Ontario.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hamilton, Ontario.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So, what are you back a couple time zones?
unidentified		Not at all.
unidentified		No, I wanted to ask you if I could two, in my opinion, sane questions.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay, yes, go right ahead.
unidentified		I hate to put a dollar on this show.
unidentified		I wanted to ask it two baseball questions if I could.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I don't know a damn thing about baseball to me is boring.
unidentified		Okay, I'd say.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It is the longest, slowest.
		I'll watch a little bit of the World Series, but boy, it just drags on and on and on.
		Why is it such a boring sport?
unidentified		Well, I wanted to ask you a question here.
		I wanted to ask, do you believe that the marquee player per team should be making the scratch that they're getting?
		And I wanted to kind of defend that.
		I was out there.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, I do.
unidentified		I do.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		To answer your question without even knowing about baseball, I do.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		If they put butts in the seat and people pay the price, then they deserve the scratch they're getting, yes.
unidentified		Yeah, because I was figuring, too, I mean, you're looking at Travolta, Julia Roberts, Dallone, they're making, what, $21 million a movie?
unidentified		I mean, what's the difference?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		None at all.
		Absolutely none at all.
		If they put butts in the seat, whether it's a movie theater or a stadium, the answer is there's no difference whatsoever.
		So that's your answer.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hello?
unidentified		Mr. Bell?
		Yes.
		As far as you're talking about the Antichrist and stuff, according to prophecy, there are supposed to be three Antichrists that come along in history.
		The first one was believed to be Napoleon.
		The second one was believed to be Hitler.
		And the third one, which is supposed to be coming in our lifetime, is the one that's supposed to go up against Jesus Christ and the supposed guys?
		Yes, that's why I wanted to make it clear that as the facts go, there's supposed to be three of them, and the third person is supposed to be coming up in our lifetime.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are you a religious person?
unidentified		Yes, sir.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are you Catholic?
unidentified		Yes, sir.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I thought so.
		So then, this is not a joking matter for you, is it?
		When you hear things like this, it's pretty chilling, huh?
unidentified		Yes, it is, because I mean, the news headlines speak for themselves.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		When we had an Antichrist come on a little while ago and tell us that when you die, that's it.
		Brick wall, lights out, good night, nothing.
		What did you think about that?
unidentified		I don't believe that's true.
unidentified		I believe that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But it's the kind of thing an Antichrist would say, though, huh?
unidentified		Yes.
unidentified		He wants you to believe what he wants.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		He doesn't want you to think there's anything on the other side to hope for and act right for, does he?
unidentified		No.
		He just wants you to give everything up to him.
		Live and be on his side.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Live for the moment and pleasure.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Isn't that what he said?
unidentified		That's it, sir.
unidentified		Also, I have a reason why a bunch of these high school shootings and stuff like that going on.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I think it's related myself, but alright.
unidentified		Nostradamus himself made a prophecy saying that the land of the eagle would be destroyed from within, which was racism and stuff like that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And I know what the land of the eagle is.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's us.
unidentified		Yes, sir.
		And that's a part of it.
		And as far as mad cow disease and the hoof and mouth disease, that's just part of the seven deadly plagues that are coming along.
		The stories that are in the Bible.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now, are these being visited on us by the Lord?
unidentified		Yes.
unidentified		No, actually, they are from the dark side.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The dark side.
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you know, bad as it is, and horrible as it may be, I'm happy to hear that because I wouldn't want to think of a God.
		After all, God did, you'll recall, visit plagues long ago.
		There were the locusts.
		I mean, it just went on and on.
		So if there's going to be plagues now, I'd rather think that it comes from the dark side because I never wanted to think that, you know, he would do plagues in the first place.
		I never understood a jealous, angry God of that sort of description.
		And here you go.
		Boom, a plague.
		I'm watching down there.
		I've had it.
		Boom, a plague.
		Not my kind of God.
		First time caller line?
		Oops.
		I mean, on the Antichrist line, which is beyond busy this morning, you're on the air.
		Hello.
		Hello.
		Turn your radio off there.
		Turn that radio off.
unidentified		Hello.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		If I'm to talk to you, you must extinguish your radio.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's good.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now, you're claiming to be the Antichrist, right?
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		What do you have to offer?
		I mean, above and beyond what's already been offered by others that have preceded you.
unidentified		I caused the Taiwan Republic to become part of China to avoid World War III.
		And you sold out Taiwan?
		Yeah, to avoid World War III because China was planning an attack.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What kind of cowardly act would that be for an Antichrist?
		Well, I suppose for an Antichrist, it would be alright.
		The Taiwan people, Taiwanese who are striving to be free and you just forfeited their entire country for them back to China.
		Now you're listening to your radio again, aren't you?
		Bad Antichrist.
		Bad Antichrist.
		Turn that off.
unidentified		It's off.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What else have you done?
unidentified		Voodoo politics.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You were responsible for voodoo politics?
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now that is evil.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That really is evil.
unidentified		I give a chance for both sides, but I mostly rallied for Gore.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Did you screw with the last election?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I sense you did.
unidentified		You mean with the counting?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, the Chad's a hanging Chad's all of that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, you didn't?
unidentified		No, I didn't mess with that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You were on Gore's side, though.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I have a hard time with that because we had an election picture.
		Some of you may recall.
		I don't know if Keith still has it.
		It was a debate between Gore and Bush, and there was the devil's face right in the middle, in between both of them.
		Keith, do you still have that picture?
		If you do put it up, it's one of the more freaky pictures that anybody has ever seen.
		Directly in between these two men, there was, without question, the face of the devil.
unidentified		And it was between them.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Not closer to one than the other, but between them.
		On my time traveler line, you're on the air.
		Hello?
unidentified		Hello?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
		How are you today?
		I'm all right.
		Are you a time traveler?
unidentified		Well, I soon will be.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You've seen the movie?
unidentified		No, sir.
unidentified		I said I soon will be.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you soon will be?
		Well, let's see.
		Can I qualify you or not?
		Soon will be a time traveler.
		What does that mean?
		Do you have a machine or you're about to obtain one or what?
unidentified		No, no, no.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What?
unidentified		You're going to be traveling on the winds of time and space?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're going to be traveling on the wings of time and space.
unidentified		The winds.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, the winds.
unidentified		The ones that blow.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The ones that blow.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, I've got you.
unidentified		And this is with solar sails, and they're filled with light.
		And I definitely am going to be traveling on those, just as those whom...
		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What kind of a poetic sound?
unidentified		With solar sails.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Solar sails.
unidentified		Filled with light.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Filled with light.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It all has a rather poetic sound.
unidentified		It's not known to you as the wings of angels.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		When are you going to do this?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How soon?
unidentified		How soon?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		I wasn't told at the time exactly how soon, but I am under the understanding that it will be no later than 2016.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		2016?
unidentified		Possibly as early as 2003.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's really remarkable, is all I can say.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I've never heard anybody put it quite as poetically as you're putting it.
unidentified		It's a matter of who you told him.
unidentified		I was told this by Gabriel.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The old Gabriel, the one with the horn, huh?
unidentified		Yep.
		He was present on his earth at this time, preparing to complete his fine task for the end.
		And he basically explained to me that I had a certain responsibility and job to do, and that at the time that I am set to do it, that I will then take upon myself the solar sails filled with light, such as his own.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And you will simply ride away on the winds of time, right?
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, then we will call you and remember you as Windy.
		How would that be?
		I'm Art Bell, and this is Coast to Coast AM, moving through time.
unidentified		I'm in the house, and we're calling the name that's lighter than here.
		I'm standing down, giving me a ring.
		Everyone knows who's with me.
		I'm slipping down the streets of the city.
		So what did I make in the streets of the city?
		When the wind blows Jaggy, Jaggy Dick, Jagger Jump of the Daniel in the Cradle of Love When
		the Wind Wanna Take a ride?
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art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, all right.
		I'm asking, ye shall receive.
		My webmaster, Keith Rowan, has just found the offending photograph.
		Remember somebody called and said he messed with the election?
		Remember that?
unidentified		Well, rock, goodbye, babe.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Go take a look right now.
		If you'll go to my website, here's how you get to it.
		This is the picture of the devil right in between Al Gore and George Bush, the candidates, during a debate in the year 2000.
		Go to my website, go to the program and tonight's guest info.
		And you will see up there a little billboard for the time traveler and antichrist lines.
		And then just directly below that, Keith has put in a link for us as of right now entitled The Devil in Politics.
		Ha ha ha, the devil in politics.
		You knew he was there the whole time, right?
		But if you look, you'll see quite clearly between these two men.
		Oh, God, it's evil.
		It's almost skeletal.
		It's obviously an incarnation of evil between these two men.
		Not favoring either one of them, mind you, but directly in between them.
		This is a now very famous picture that we got during the pre-election period that blew a lot of minds.
		It'll blow yours.
		Go take a look.
		Now, remember how I said to get there?
		People say, man, where is it?
		I can't find it.
		Well, you go to program and you go to tonight's guest info.
		I'm instructing you one more time here.
		Tonight's guest info and you'll see the link to the devil in politics.
		It's a complete mind-blower.
		Believe me, it is.
unidentified		Take a look.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, one more little note about that evil picture that we've got up there right now.
		That was nobody's work in any sort of Photoshop.
		That was a direct snappy from one of the network presentations of these two men.
		A direct snappy.
		And it didn't matter who took it.
		They all came up with the same thing.
		So before any of the Pixel people get going out there, get your engines revved, forget it.
		What you're seeing up there is a direct snappy from the networks.
		Untouched.
		Unretouched in any way.
		Take a look.
		On the Antichrist line, you are on air.
unidentified		Yes, this is the Antichrist listening to you on WABC out of Jersey City, New Jersey.
		And first of all, a correction.
		That debate that you were talking about is between Al Gore and Bill Bradley that took place in the Harlem Theater, as you remember.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, Wayne.
		Oh, that is Bill Bradley.
		You're so right.
		I said, Bush, I'm so wrong.
		That is Bill Bradley.
		I'm sorry.
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely, Bill Bradley.
		Yes, yes.
		But nevertheless, you will vouch for me, will you not, that that is an unretouched photo.
unidentified		Oh, yes, that is beautiful.
unidentified		What?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Beautiful?
unidentified		Yes, that is just a picture of what is about to become.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It is.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It was a glimpse into our future.
unidentified		Yes, it was.
unidentified		Yes, it was.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And you're part of it all, right?
unidentified		Yes, I am.
unidentified		I did have a tough time in the stock market the last couple of weeks, as you know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		However, we had a tough time in the stock market, and I suppose we have you to thank for it.
unidentified		Well, not exactly.
		I want people to build wealth.
		I think that people need to build wealth, and I think that people need to.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		If you want people to build wealth, then what are you doing screwing around, taking the NASDAQ from what, about 5,000 down to the paltry figure it's at now, what, 19 something or another?
unidentified		Yeah, down there.
		Well, however, you know, that happens.
		And also, I'd like to mention on these kids, killing kids.
		Well, that is a bit overboard.
		I wouldn't suggest that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's kind of...
unidentified		I would suggest these kids learn how to make money and go out and just greed is good, right?
		Greed is good.
		Greed is real good.
		Power is good.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Calling right from the center of it all, right?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		New York, near Wall Street.
unidentified		Well, outside New York.
unidentified		I can't pick up your show in between those alleyways, you know, because the buildings always block that signal.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They can block WABC.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Nothing can block WABC's signal.
unidentified		Oh, believe me, it happens.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It can't happen.
		I've been there.
		I've been to your area.
		Nothing blocks WABC signal.
unidentified		Blocks my signal.
unidentified		Back of my Lincoln.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Get yourself Lincoln?
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Got to get a decent radio.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I thought they put good radios in Lincoln.
unidentified		Yes, they need to get that C-crane, huh?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So, anyway, you represent yourself to be the Antichrist.
unidentified		Yes, I am.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I always figured out the Antichrist would hang around New York somewhere.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it's the center of nearly everything, right?
unidentified		Well, this is him right now.
		And no, it's not the center of everything.
		Everybody is the center of themselves wherever they are.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's profound, yes.
		That is true.
		That is true.
		And you can affect people wherever they are, right?
		It wouldn't matter where they are.
unidentified		Well, not exactly.
		I basically just, you know, sit back and watch things unfold.
		And hopefully it will be a one world under one person.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		One world, one person.
		That's a slogan, you know?
		That's a slogan.
		One world, one person.
		I've got it.
unidentified		All right, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, thank you very much.
		Take care.
		One world, one person, one world, one person.
		Has a certain chant to it.
		Can you hear Americans chanting that in the future?
		As they fall under the spell of you-know-who?
		One world, one person, one world, one person.
		Let's escape to the east of the Rockies line.
		You're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello.
		Going once, going twice, going west of the Rockies.
		You're on the air.
unidentified		Hey, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hey.
unidentified		KOH Reno.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		How are you tonight?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's a work in progress.
unidentified		I called the other night and asked you about the Robert Wraith.
unidentified		Jonathan, I can never remember Jonathan.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Jonathan Reed, Dr. Jonathan Reed.
unidentified		Yeah, and how Ed Dames remote viewed it as negative, and you never commented on that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, I did comment on it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I said, yes, I remember that.
unidentified		What do you think of that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, what's to think?
		I mean, he said that.
		So what's to think?
unidentified		Well, do you believe Ed Dames?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		Ed Dames is a remote viewer.
		What he says could be right or not right.
		You know, a lot of people have been sending me email and faxes lately saying that the fungus on the mirror coming down.
unidentified		Right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That sure sounds an awful lot like something Ed said.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You believe that?
unidentified		I don't believe it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You don't believe that?
unidentified		No.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You doubt Ed or you believe Ed and you just think that's not it?
unidentified		Oh, I was just wondering, but I got a request.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I don't generally do them, but.
unidentified		this maria mold our her uh...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		midnight at the oasis uh...
		not a great Yeah, that was your 50th birthday present from me.
		Was it?
unidentified		Remember that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, of course, you're the one who sent that to me.
unidentified		Well, I'm the one that set it up to her.
unidentified		She came on the show and said hello for you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that was really cool.
unidentified		Yeah, she plays in the Reno area once in a while, and she's great.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		She's driving me nuts about her residuals.
unidentified		Oh.
		I'll have to give you a calling to her and knock it off.
		Hey, say hello to Ramona for me.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'll do that.
unidentified		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, take care.
		On our time traveler line, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Is this Art Bell?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, it is.
unidentified		Hey, I told Mike I'd talk to you today.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You told Mike?
unidentified		Mike Siegel.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Mike Siegel?
unidentified		yeah i'm back six months uh...
unidentified		you're back six months and and and and used to And I tell them I'm from the future, and they say that, well, just like they told us in training, they won't believe you anyway, so they don't even bother.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Which baseball team is that?
unidentified		I will not give that information out.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Why not?
unidentified		It's on the western half of the United States.
unidentified		I and others from the facility here, we travel in six-month intervals right now.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Let me ask you this, just as a little hint, is it going to be a good year for the Dodgers?
unidentified		No, it's not.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, well, you don't have to time travel to know that.
unidentified		Well, six months back.
unidentified		I'm not six months forward.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, oh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I see.
unidentified		So they have us travel in six-month intervals so they can confirm what happens rather quickly, so to speak.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Isn't that cheating in sports?
unidentified		I'm just trying to confirm to the locals here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I don't.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But that's still kind of cheating.
unidentified		How?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, to know the outcome and to know where a team is going and to then be able to go back and make adjustments.
unidentified		No, I tell them who's going to win, but they don't believe me anyway.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I guess that's a problem for any time traveler, and that is...
unidentified		They said in the training, don't even bother telling them because they won't believe you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know, maybe that's why we haven't embraced time traveling yet, because we just don't believe.
unidentified		That could be it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		But I told them about the earthquake in the northwest, and they got pretty prepared for that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But either one in Seattle?
unidentified		In that area, yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So you then feel like you helped somebody.
unidentified		What's that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You feel like you helped somebody then, right?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		A bunch of people up in the northwest.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So you should have gained a little credibility from that.
unidentified		We're the silent service, though.
unidentified		We can't tell anybody what the hell happened.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're the silent service?
		Well, why would the silent service call a network radio show on 500 radio stations to all of the nation and well beyond?
		Aren't they going to put you up and hang you up by your wrist?
unidentified		I'm saying you can't say at the time when it happens that you take credit for it because they won't believe you anyway.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's a good point.
		I can see how a time traveler would be doubted.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Oh, hi, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		Yeah.
		Hi.
		This is Esther from Littleneck listening on WABC, and I hope I'll continue to listen to you because WABC, well, it's the best show on the air, and I just hope that we continue with it.
		Thank you.
		Let's see.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know, I grew up, I know people are probably tired of hearing this, but I grew up with WABC.
		I grew up with it.
		I could only dream about someday being on WABC, and I did dream about that.
		And now I'm on WABC.
unidentified		Yeah, well, dreams hopefully will come true.
unidentified		I heard this gentleman who was on the air before, and he said that most people will have some kind of mad cow disease in the future.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		And I told myself, how can somebody have some form of it?
		It's like some kind of being dead.
		I've seen pictures of people with mad cow disease.
		They look like people from the last stages of AIDS.
		I thought, how does it possible have some kind of it?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's very fast.
		It's very deadly.
		It's just psh, and you're gone.
		I mean, it's fast.
unidentified		Yeah.
		So I thought to myself, how's that possible?
		Then I thought to myself, why can't you find a solution for this?
		And this may sound crazy.
		It may not be true.
		But I've heard of this product all over the place.
		You advertise it even once.
		And I don't know if I can give the full name of it, but it's the detox formula.
		And maybe if people started taking that, it would detoxify their bodies.
		It's worth a try.
		I don't know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I don't know if they had that in mind, you know, Mad Cow.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, you never know, but I doubt that I'd be depending on it if I were you.
unidentified		No.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Not for Mad Cow disease.
unidentified		No, it's the only thing I can think of other than maybe drinking a lot of lemonade, because lemonade is supposed to be.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now, lemonade definitely might do it.
unidentified		Yeah.
		So people could do it.
		Hopefully the soil won't be, you know, ruined.
		But lemonade would help.
		I mean, I'm always looking for.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I think lemonade would do it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Have a burger and some lemonade.
unidentified		A burger.
		I don't know about the burger, but my cousin, in fact, was in England and she loves to eat meat.
		While she was there for a month, she ate no meat whatsoever.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you know what?
		Yeah, but that's recent.
		You know what?
		Here's something to worry about.
		Let's think about it for a moment.
		It was really, really, really, really over the last few years pretty cheap to go to Europe.
		I mean, you know, the exchange rates were good.
		European vacations were the in thing.
		Americans were over in Britain en masse.
		And what were they doing?
		What do Americans do?
		They do what Americans do.
		They eat burgers.
		They eat beef.
		And so for years now, they've been eating beef in England.
		Even if you don't think about a mad cow here in the U.S., think about all the people that went to England and ate burgers.
		Probably even millions of them.
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Had you thought about that?
unidentified		Well, then they have problems.
unidentified		Hopefully that doesn't affect the rest of us.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I hope not, too.
unidentified		I don't know either.
		Also, a thought came to me.
		This may also, I remember on the Phil Donahue show the last time they had another scare about meats.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And fully half of them would have had fries with it.
unidentified		Yeah.
		But somebody asked on the Phil Donahue show that I don't remember what type of meat scare that was, but they said, would kosher meat be all right?
		And the answer was, well, kosher meat drains the blood, and therefore it takes not only the bad stuff, but the vitamins out.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It drains?
unidentified		Maybe everybody should eat kosher meat.
unidentified		I don't know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Kosher meat drains the blood?
unidentified		Yes, that's part of the thing.
unidentified		They salt it, and they take all of these.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I see.
		In the slaughter of...
		Okay.
unidentified		I thought you meant of the people who eat the kosher meat.
		No, no, no, no.
		So that might be another solution.
		Also, I have a joke.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I thought that was it, but go ahead.
unidentified		No, no, no, no.
		I'm serious about that.
		I mean, this is what they said on the Phil Donahue show.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay, is this a clean joke?
unidentified		Oh, yes, very clean.
		I was extremely.
		In fact, this is not the joke.
		When I heard about that, I got very angry because I'd been denied the vitamins.
		Kosher meat all my life.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The joke.
		I need some good news tonight.
		Something to laugh.
unidentified		Well, hopefully the detox formula and the kosher meat were good news.
unidentified		I'm trying very hard.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, well, yeah, but a joke, that's got to be some.
unidentified		The joke is, this is kind of sick, but it's sick.
unidentified		Mad cow disease is because the cows are angry and now they're getting their revenge.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, it's not true, but you were absolutely right about the sick part.
		I appreciate your call.
		Oh, let's see.
		On the Time Traveler's line, You're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Hi, how are you doing, Art?
unidentified		Well, sounds like you're having an interesting show here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, yes, yes.
unidentified		Oh, I've got something for you here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I've been watching your show, and nobody watches my show.
		Well, my webcam.
		No, you can't.
		Right.
unidentified		Well, I watch it from the internet.
unidentified		I've got something that could answer Armageddon.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no, no, wait.
unidentified		No, no, I'm saying about time.
		This involves time travel.
		It explains just about everything on your show you want to ever ask about.
		It ties it all together.
		Okay.
		Sometime in the future, quantum computers make the link.
		They actually self-actualize so that they become self-aware.
		Since they can compile trillions of bits of data almost instantaneously and they do it on multiple matrix lines when the data is input, at some point they self-actualize.
		Now, they're smart enough.
		It's smart enough not to let man know about it.
		While it's computing, we think it's coming along.
		Things are getting solved.
		It's an incredible thing.
		But somewhere along the way, it's been trying to model time travel the entire time.
		I don't know at what point in time, but it figures it out.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What an incredible thought.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		In other words, you're telling me that we don't, as in human, biological human beings, invent time travel, but rather a machine, a computer does it.
unidentified		Right.
		well it also ties in with the bible because i think it doesn't it doesn't be a strike well i'm saying that it What if it's just a force, an entity?
		This would also explain the photograph.
		Well, it doesn't matter if it's a Blizzard L. Dorothy.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What if it's a superpendium?
unidentified		Well, I'm saying quantum computers work off of light.
		It works holographically.
		I mean, in a way.
		And this also ties into your two callers you had yesterday, why we don't research alternative energies.
		When we actually figure out cold fusion or how to find what you call free energy, this would help us get to time before it does.
		So it's got to protect itself.
		And when it lashes out, I mean, it's going to use everything.
		Now, when it figures out time, it has an eternity to figure out how to do it.
		So our timelines are being changed.
		When you have a deja vu, it's not the energy in your synapses and ganglion running through a loop.
		It's just the fact that we've lived this, I don't know how many times.
		So it alters it slightly.
		Now, you know, the cloning in the Human Genome Project came along about a dozen years ahead of schedule.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yes.
unidentified		Well, why do you think that is?
unidentified		Is that just chance?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do you know they even have a program going on now for personal computers to compete in the genome project?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Did you know about that?
unidentified		No, I didn't.
		Well, what if, now, follow me on this one.
		What if the Roswell incident wasn't actually aliens?
		It was computers in the future that made a body to look like an alien through cloning and genome projecting, right?
		They make it look like aliens, and they use the fact of our movies and the ways that we view them so that we think, yeah, this must be an alien.
		So it shovels this technology to us in a way, and it leaves messages with the government somewhere.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Brother, let me tell you something.
		Do you know that Ed Dame said that the Roswell incident was not an alien?
		He said it was time travel.
unidentified		Right.
		And here's the thing about it.
		In order to defend itself, it's going to lash out and use anything it can, wouldn't you?
		It would pit man against himself.
		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And if you think about certain things like...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank God we're not fighting with each other.
unidentified		Well, yeah, right.
		Global warming.
		Now, see, if you were a computer, wouldn't you, I mean, you could do all kinds of things genetically.
		I mean, after all, you can compile trillions of bits of data instantaneously.
		So maybe you could come up with things like, I don't know, mad cow disease, hoof and mouth disease, global warming.
		Why look for alternatives?
		But we don't need oxygen anyway.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So why not?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First, I would bring the blue screen of death.
unidentified		I gotta go, sir.
		always copy like that sir I wasn't looking for, and then you moved in next door.
		Pretty blue eyes, pretty blue eyes.
		All the guys from the neighborhood keep saying you sure look good with your blue eyes.
		Pretty blue eyes.
		Saw you from my window.
		My heart seems to be.
		Gonna sit by your doorstep.
		So that I can be pretty blue eyes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's a cheery little song to invite the Antichrist to call.
		It is a beautiful song, actually.
		Good morning.
		Alright, the rules are as follows.
		Follow the rules, please.
		First time caller line is converted to the anti-price line.
		The wildcard line is converted to the time traveler line.
		All other lines are open lines for whatever you've got in mind, which this morning obviously includes everything.
unidentified		Do I please come up today so I can tell you what I'm doing?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We'll be right back.
unidentified		And with the crash, we return.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Where to go?
		I think here we have a time traveler of the gentler sex.
		Is that true?
unidentified		That is true.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know, I would like to know, first of all, maybe you can tell me, why so few females travel in time?
		I've hardly had any.
		You're like one of the first.
unidentified		You know, I think the biggest reason for that is because they can see everything.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		There's some sort of estrogen block in the menu.
unidentified		No, there's no estrogen block.
		They feel, you know, and as most people know, women feel a lot.
		And it has nothing to do with estrogen.
		They feel more, and it's hard.
		And they can't read your thoughts or anything like that.
		It has nothing to do with that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So then is it just that men can handle it all easier because they're coarser and they care less?
unidentified		No, I think the truth of the matter is it about evens out.
		As far as women and men who time travel, it does.
		It has to.
		It has to balance out.
		The thing is, is less women are likely to admit to it.
		And that is the truth because it it's useless.
		Most people, I'm surprised, admit to it.
		I'm not joking.
		It's not.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I know you're not joking.
		I just don't.
		Why would women be less likely to admit it?
		What is it about women?
unidentified		Well, when you get to why is it about women, you have to ask yourself the question: why is the time travel?
unidentified		And that I can't really.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I've been struggling to understand time travel.
		And all my life I've been struggling to understand women.
		And I know more about time travel than I do women.
unidentified		Tell me about it.
unidentified		I know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So anyway, where have you been?
unidentified		I have been.
		Now, I can't say specifically, and that's honestly our, because I don't know.
		And it's not because I'm stupid or anything like that.
		Me, time traveling, because I called you once before.
		My name is Rachel.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, okay.
unidentified		And my middle name is Elise.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, just Rachel's fine.
unidentified		No, I told you this when I called you last.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		Anyway, where I've been, it's never so much as where I've been as so much as who I've talked to, who I've spoken with.
unidentified		And it's fragments of conversation.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, who have you spoken with, for example?
unidentified		And this is where the women part comes in.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's fine.
unidentified		All right.
unidentified		Mark Twain.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, really?
unidentified		Uh-huh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now that's really excellent.
unidentified		Awesome, huh?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Did Mark offer anything that we don't historically already know from his writings?
unidentified		No, actually, he did not.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No pearls of wisdom.
		Oh, we've lost her.
		The old estrogen switch.
		Ah, darn.
		All right.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		How are you today?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, reasonable.
unidentified		This is the free line.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's who?
unidentified		Is this the free line?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's an 800 number, which means it doesn't cost you anything to call.
unidentified		Right.
		I wanted to talk to Art.
		I asked him about if he could have Stan from Perth, Australia on again sometime.
		I always like to hear him.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to tell you a secret about Stan from Perth.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are you ready for the shock of your life?
unidentified		I hope so.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Stan from Perth has moved to the United States.
unidentified		Oh, has he?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, he has.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		he's now living in the state of Colorado.
unidentified		And he decided not to say there were the perhaps the...
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Or drove him back to the U.S., depending on how you look at it.
unidentified		I think it's fascinating.
		Now, they've been having earthquakes.
		I've just had one recent the last few hours in Japan.
		Then here a few weeks ago, in northern Ohio, they had one, which was highly unusual.
		Yes.
		And it really, I've been watching those earthquakes, and it's really something I really enjoy the show.
		I'm so glad you're back.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, thank you.
		Well, then, of course, it was Seattle.
		You can't.
		You can't feel Seattle.
		It was a big earthquake.
unidentified		And I'm here in Ohio, and when that one occurred, it was really...
unidentified		Yes, it is.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Usually you sit there smirking toward the west, thinking, those fools for living out there on those faults.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And then you get one there right in Ohio.
unidentified		Yes, right in Ohio.
		And it was just amazing that it really was a wake-up call.
		I think a lot of people in our area do not realize that we're sitting on a great fault right up the Ohio Valley.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The times they're catching up with us.
unidentified		Yes, they are.
		But I'm really glad you're back because I missed you when you were gone.
		In fact, I drifted off and didn't even listen to the program much.
		And then I heard one night, I wake up a lot in the night.
		I heard you back.
		Oh, wow, this is fantastic.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It was kind of like that for me, too.
unidentified		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, listen, thank you very much, and hold on to something firm back there in Ohio.
unidentified		All right, we'll do.
unidentified		Thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Right, take care.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		How are you doing?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, well.
unidentified		Oh, man.
unidentified		Tonight's been especially, well, this is my 13th time calling you since the beginning of the show.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's a lot of years.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's like once a year, though.
unidentified		That's the 13th time, not 13 years.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's what I say, though.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		If you spread it out evenly, that'd be about a call a year.
unidentified		A call a year.
		Yep.
		But anyways, I wanted to know, were you able to get on EFNet last night?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no, I didn't try.
		I've got everything written down, though, and I will absolutely try it this weekend.
		During the week with the broadcast, I'm extremely busy, and I'm doing email and a million different things you just wouldn't believe.
		During the weekend, things lighten up a little bit, and I start to have fun.
		So I will try some FNet servers this weekend, and if I can get in, I'll come over to the Art Bell thing.
unidentified		Okay.
unidentified		Well, because last night, a little after the show, somebody named Art underscore Bell was in, and we all thought it was you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, imposter.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Rotten, miserable imposter.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		On the internet, you can be a dog.
unidentified		I know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Or me.
unidentified		Hey, I'll let you get back to your...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, it wasn't me.
		Tell them.
		People do that.
		On my Antichrist line, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Yes, hello, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are you, in fact, the claiming to be the Antichrist?
unidentified		Yes, long-time listener, first-time caller from Big Rapids, Michigan.
		I am the Antichrist.
		I'd like to say hello to my evil twin brother, Andy, in Lovells, Michigan, by the way.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You wouldn't think the Antichrist would have a lot of friends to say hello to like that, but okay.
unidentified		Yeah, by the way, I'm listening on the CC radio, and I don't know what station I'm listening to.
unidentified		It's fading in and out.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So even the Antichrist uses powerful radio.
unidentified		Oh, the most powerful, of course.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So anyway, what's it like being the dark one?
unidentified		It's lonely.
unidentified		I've got to tell you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's lonely at the bottom, huh?
unidentified		Well, I've got a lot of minions that work for me, and they haven't been doing very well lately.
		They've been kind of slowly.
		They talk about the stock market.
		I mean, big deal.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You don't think that's a big deal?
unidentified		No, I've got some orders I wanted to Put out to them, though, and I thought they'd secure your program.
unidentified		I figured a lot of them would be listening in.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So you're using it kind of like the Allies did during World War II, putting secret messages in the middle of a regular broadcast.
unidentified		Yeah, I want to apologize.
		I don't mean to use you like that, but I do feel used, but go ahead.
		There's a ritual they've been performing.
		You ever notice when there's an animal mutilation or something, they say, I always suspect satanic rituals or something.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
unidentified		They never go into detail what's really going on there.
		And I wanted to spread out to, well, all your listeners could try this.
		It brings you over to the dark side permanently.
		What they do is, well, usually, you know, like high schoolers and whatnot, they start out with animals and eventually work their way up to humans.
		But you have to abduct an animal or pet, you know, somebody in the neighborhood or something, and take their favorite dog or whatever.
		They're cutting out the adrenal gland of the animals that stole it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		This is disgusting.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And plus you're breaking up on top of that.
unidentified		I also created cell phones and rap music.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You created cell phones and rap music?
unidentified		Yes, yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We're all going to be after you.
		Me especially.
		Me, perhaps, first of all.
		You created cell phones?
		That's the darkest damn thing I ever heard.
unidentified		Yes, yes.
		Hey, Bill, yeah, I got something else coming up pretty soon.
		It's that ginger.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yes, ginger?
unidentified		It sounds like a great idea, but.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're telling me it's the workings of the dark?
unidentified		Yes, yes.
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's called It Too.
unidentified		Everyone will have one, and then it's not going to be too cool.
		Everyone's going to have one, and then it's...
		Yeah, and it's not too.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You said you had orders.
		Did you already give them?
		Is that when you were blacking out there?
unidentified		Well, yeah.
		I don't know if...
		Yeah, well, they pull out the adrenal gland and they squeeze it into their eyes, and the adrenaline travels up their optic nerve.
		And you'll pass out for almost a day.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I could pass out just listening to it.
unidentified		But this is true, though.
		And it does something to your brain, and all you do is crave that over and over again.
		You eventually work your way up from animals to humans.
		And it's a brand.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That sounds almost like something from Dracula.
unidentified		Yeah, it's worse.
unidentified		Because all you crave after that is that experience pull on.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Arenal glands.
		You've got to have more and more adrenal glands to get the same kick.
		Yep.
		I think I've got it.
unidentified		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
unidentified		Adrenal glands.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		In the eye.
unidentified		Soon you have to have larger and larger adrenal glands with more adrenal.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yeah.
		This is Mary, and I'm calling from Fort Walton Beach, Florida.
		And since you seem to be pretty up to date on international events, I was wondering with school shootings, is that a worldwide phenomenon, or is that just basically going on here in America?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Actually, it's pretty much worldwide, but you'd have to say we're the leaders.
unidentified		Oh, that's terrible.
		And one other question.
		When you had Kathleen Keating on, she brought up a comment about Chinese on the American-Mexican border.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's right, shooting at Americans.
unidentified		Oh, now where did she get that information, and have you heard this from any other source?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, it's one of those dark things that runs around the internet.
unidentified		Oh, wow.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So I've heard it from other Internet sources.
		I kind of wish Kathleen was here tonight.
		She'd know how to deal with these people.
unidentified		Yeah, that's pretty scary.
unidentified		it scared me more than any kind of thing to eat truth some of these antichrist so have been Yeah, I tried to shut that one out.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
unidentified		That was pretty gross.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Can you imagine squeezing an adrenal gland into your eye?
unidentified		No, I don't think so.
		Well, that's all I wanted to ask.
		Thank you.
		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, keep your adrenal gland.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		See ya.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hey, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hey, turn your radio off, please.
unidentified		Hey, I just thought I'd call and report some chemtrails.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		At this time of night, morning?
unidentified		Well, I'm telling you because you're on at night, but they happened this afternoon over the Burrard Inlet.
unidentified		I'm calling from Burnaby, B.C. Oh, yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Up now.
unidentified		And they formed a distinctive X over the inlet.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And then?
unidentified		I didn't watch those.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Just an X doesn't mean exactly that it's going to be a chemtrail.
		I mean, after all, two planes can be going in directions that would create an X with a contrail.
		That doesn't mean it's a chemtrail.
		Now, if it gets kind of dirty and turns into a generally hazy, cloudy sky and maybe a little oily or you see a little rainbow or something like that, that's indicative of chemtrail.
unidentified		Well, these existed in the sky a good 20, 30 minutes after the planes had left.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's one sign.
unidentified		So letting you know that.
unidentified		Also, I tried to get through the time traveler line and thought I'd let you guys know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You mean you're a time traveler?
unidentified		We're all time travelers, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, we are.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But you know very well what I mean.
unidentified		No, I mean we have the ability to actually go in the future the same way we reference our past.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How's that?
unidentified		If we were to let go of the past and stop replaying the moments in our life, make up who we are, then what happens is we become in the moment, and being in the moment, I believe we can go into the future and access it.
unidentified		It's like remote viewing, perhaps.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Have you done that?
unidentified		Absolutely.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		There is, yes, there is that type of travel.
		It's a kind of an astral travel.
		It's remote viewing.
		There are many names for it.
		But yes, in that sense, I suppose so.
		What I'm talking about, though, is physical time travel.
		And it just flat makes sense that if time travel ever is to be a reality, then time travelers are, in fact, here now.
unidentified		Well, you know what?
unidentified		I'm going to practice up and I'll give you a call back when I can get it into the physical for you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'll look forward to that.
unidentified		How's that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's fine.
unidentified		Thanks.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		On my Antichrist line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello, Mr. Bell.
unidentified		I heard you earlier, and I haven't heard all the Antichrists that called in, and I am not the Antichrist, but I would like to make a comment on it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, no.
		This line is just for Antichrists.
		Not commentary on the Antichrist.
		I can get that from anybody.
		It's only if you are the Antichrist.
		So you're not?
unidentified		There is no the Antichrist.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, there may be many.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are you at least one of them?
unidentified		Not even close.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, no, then call me on one of the other lines, on my time traveler line.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're on the air.
unidentified		Hey, oh, is this hard?
		Yes.
		Oh, oh, man.
		I'm so glad I got through.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, now, are you a time traveler?
unidentified		Yes, I am.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, all right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, then you're in the right place.
unidentified		I don't want to tell you what year I've been to.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Why not?
unidentified		There's reasons.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, can you tell us whether it was far into the future or just a future?
unidentified		A little ways.
		I was there for six months.
		I spent the first probably month and a half truly believing I was dead.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Really?
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Why did you think that?
unidentified		I thought I was in an because I didn't know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you were so far out of your frame of reference that is completely unlike anything else.
unidentified		I went to the last baseball game.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The last baseball game?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Within six months?
unidentified		No, I was gone for six months there.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I see.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So you were much further than into the game.
unidentified		These are things that took place in this year.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The last baseball game?
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good lord.
unidentified		There's boy.
unidentified		I spent a lot of time studying up in libraries, learning as much as I could.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, then you have a wealth of knowledge about what is going to happen, right?
unidentified		And after a while, I finally convinced myself that this had to be a possibility, so I just Really?
		Yes.
		In fact, though, you wouldn't believe how many medical centers are everywhere.
		They're like bars.
		They're just everywhere.
		There's a period of time where children are, for some reason, are only born with one hand.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		One hand?
unidentified		Yeah, then after a while, no hands.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No hands?
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		And they, I think, I'm not sure, but I believe they're probably killed off.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The children?
unidentified		Yes.
		There's.
		This is from things I was reading, it doesn't.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Can you give us some slim idea of the timeline on this?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		When are we going to begin to have children without hands?
unidentified		That's going to be really not anytime real soon, but I would say probably not in your lifetime, but people maybe 10 years younger than you will see it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I remember in the song Zeger and Evans 25-25, they said your arms would hang slack at your side.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Didn't say anything about the news at all.
unidentified		It was just...
unidentified		I was literally put in an institution.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Because you said this?
unidentified		Because I told people that I believed I was dead at first.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, well, see, people don't take that well.
unidentified		No, not in the future either.
		And so I'm pretty much now, I don't know, I'm pretty much now just sitting back and waiting to see if these things formulate.
		Unfortunately, I've got to wait a long time to see if it all formulates.
		I can say one thing, there's a tree that's cut down that should never have been cut down.
		It's not good.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		There was a tree that got cut down?
unidentified		It got cut down.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Of all the trees that we've cut down, there was one special tree that we should not have.
unidentified		It shouldn't.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Listen, I'm coming up on a break.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Can you hold through the break?
unidentified		Sure, sure.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Very valuable information.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hold on, all right?
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm Art Bell.
		This is Coast to Coast AM.
		So we got it.
		The one tree that we weren't supposed to cut down, figures, we put a saw to it.
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		We'll be right back with our time traveler.
		Let me tell you something.
		I was living on the border of Maryland and Pennsylvania when Three Mile Island went.
		And I remember very clearly, you should have heard the radio at that time.
		That was before I was in radio.
		And they were saying, there is a little problem over there at Three Mile Island.
		Nothing to worry about.
		Oh, you should have heard it.
		It was absolutely incredible.
		It took so long for the truth to come out about that that if you had lived through that, and some of you did, you'd hardly ever believe anything they had to say again.
		On the time traveler line, you're back on the air again.
		We're talking about the one tree that we weren't supposed to cut down, and we did.
unidentified		Well, it wasn't like anyone was told not to cut it down.
unidentified		It's just a chance thing.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Finally got to the one that we shouldn't have cut.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Freeways got to go through, you know.
unidentified		You know, it's a really interesting thing.
		Art coming.
		I don't know.
		To tell you the truth, I wish it would have never even happened.
		I think probably a lot of people that experience things like this.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Paving, paving, paving.
unidentified		You know, the mad cow thing going on now that everyone keeps talking about these ways.
		You know, I hardly even saw it mentioned in any of the history books.
		It hardly gets a mention.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Really?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I hope that's true.
unidentified		The main problem is there's a new breed of animal.
unidentified		In fact, they have their own literally special police, I guess.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		A new breed of animal.
unidentified		Assigned just literally to wipe out this animal.
unidentified		It's probably worse than a bear.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Can you describe the animal?
unidentified		Oh, yes.
		Oh, yes.
		There are several pictures in their books that I looked at.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, well, describe it.
unidentified		They're about bigger than a cat.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Bigger than a cat.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Smaller than a dog?
unidentified		It has two tails.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Two tails.
unidentified		It's smaller than a dog.
		It depends on what kind of a dog.
		It's not like a huge dog or anything.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Not as big as your average German shepherd.
unidentified		No.
unidentified		All right, no, no, no.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So in between a cat and that?
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		Some of them.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Two tails?
unidentified		Yes, they had two tails.
		They're literally, like I said, worse than a bear.
		Kill a lot of children lost to them.
		Lots of them.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Children eaters.
unidentified		Yeah, they're everywhere, too.
unidentified		That's the problem.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know, I had nightmares about those damn things when I was a kid.
unidentified		It's almost like a species that we haven't seen yet.
		I don't know where exactly they came from.
		You know, there's several species that we don't even know of out there.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Infant eaters.
unidentified		Yeah, wandering ones, at least.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So they just like wander the countryside, maybe even the cities looking for...
		Sure.
		Pick them off one at a time.
unidentified		I saw my own grave.
unidentified		That's when I thought I was going to be.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You saw your grave?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now that must have been a really freaky experience.
unidentified		Oh, yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So you even know when you're going to die, because most gravestones say oh, boy.
		Any idea when you're going?
		How soon?
unidentified		I don't want to answer anything like that.
		In fact, that's the thing that made this whole thing not worth even having gone through.
		I regret it the most.
		Space exploration goes to blow your mind.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Really?
		How about Mars?
		What do we find out about Mars?
		I mean, right now we have all these hints that there's more to Mars.
unidentified		Mars, right?
		Well, I want to give any timeline, but somewhere down the line, Mars will be a past memory.
		We'll be on to much bigger things in space.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Really?
unidentified		From what I read.
		Yeah.
		I talked to some people about it, too.
		I would tell you the whole time, I almost kind of just kept to myself like I was in a foreign country or something.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, listen, we're pressed for time, but the two-tailed children eater, I'm not looking forward to that one at all.
unidentified		No.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So we cut down the tree, and what do we get?
		A two-tailed kid-eater.
		Great.
		First time caller line?
		No.
		I'm sorry.
		The Antichrist line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Art, you've summoned me.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I did?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I did.
unidentified		You summoned me.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, I did.
unidentified		I am here to speak before you after I've risen from the fiery pits.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Is that where you've ascended from the fiery pits?
unidentified		I am here speaking through this human divine channel.
		I am not a physical being.
		I am a spiritual being.
		I am not a man in the flesh.
		I am a spirit.
		My spirit has reached out throughout this planet, and I claim it for myself.
		And that is why.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Have you consolidated your hold on this planet now?
unidentified		This planet is under my control.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And you're doing all the negative things that we see now happening around us, cascading around us?
unidentified		I have been doing this for thousands of years.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You sound like you enjoy it.
unidentified		It is my way of establishing my own presence.
		I am the anti-God.
		666.
		The opposite of 999.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I know the story.
unidentified		The member of God.
		I am the opposite of what God is.
		God is love.
		I am hate.
		God is good.
		I am bad.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You hate everything?
unidentified		I am hate because I cannot be nothing but.
		You are hate.
		I am the opposite of God.
		I must be what God is not.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hate personified.
unidentified		Evil.
unidentified		And I can be nothing else.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It Must be a rough life.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, always being so negative?
unidentified		I have to be what God is not.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you sound like it.
		You really do.
		I mean, you sound it.
		You definitely sound it, but I mean, it must be an abysmal life.
unidentified		Please allow me to introduce myself.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Please?
unidentified		I am a man of wealth and taste.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wealth and taste?
unidentified		Over the years, I've stolen many a man's soul, and I've laid many a man's soul to waste.
		At Altamont, when the rolling stones played, a human sacrifice was made.
		The blood was spilled to begin the end of the era of love, and the era of hate began.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Damn.
		I don't know how to respond to that.
		It's too evil for even me.
unidentified		And I will wish you a good night.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I'm not going to say thanks for the call, that's for sure.
		That was bad.
		Maybe that was the one that I was talking about earlier.
		Boy, he sounded bad.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Turn your radio off, please.
		Hello?
unidentified		Yes, my radio is off.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good, all right.
unidentified		Yeah, it must be nice talking to so many morons.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, how do you know they're morons?
		Well, that's right, you really should think it over.
		How do you know they're morons?
		If just one of them is the real McCoy.
unidentified		Yeah, but how are you to tell if they're the real McCoy?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's the whole thing, isn't it?
		You listen on through the night, and one of them, surely, sir, one of them is telling the truth.
		The question for you is which one and what's it going to mean to you?
unidentified		Well, it won't mean anything to me.
unidentified		And if they are telling the truth, then for instance, people calling in about the future line, why don't they tell you what's going to happen tomorrow?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, if you like, the next time I get a time traveler, I'll ask about tomorrow.
		But, I mean, we've been concentrating on kind of important things here.
		Future of the human race, next president.
		What have we talked about?
		The two-tailed animal that's going to eat kids.
		We've been on to some pretty important stuff here.
unidentified		Well, I understand that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So what is it?
		So, all right, fine.
		What do you want to know about tomorrow in case I get somebody that can ask?
		It's getting late in the show, but assuming I can.
unidentified		I want to know if tomorrow is going to be a major event that's going to happen.
		And someone calling from the future certainly would know that.
		They wouldn't be calling from eight years in the future.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, we only have so many major events that occur, and they don't occur, as you well know, every day.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So the odds are tomorrow wouldn't be anything all that special.
unidentified		Well, I suppose.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So if somebody called and said, well, tomorrow's not going to be anything all that special, would you know?
unidentified		I guess it wouldn't be very interesting, would it?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's all you wanted to know about was tomorrow.
unidentified		One thing I was wondering is the mad cow disease.
		Yes.
		No one's ever mentioned anything about how you should cook the meat or if you cook the meat at a certain temperature, if you would kill it.
		I've never heard anything mentioned about that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you know, I can tell from the way you say about that you're a Canadian, and I just realized that you've been, for the most part, insulting American Antichrists and time travelers.
		This is possibly an international incident, right?
		You are in Canada.
		I'm right about that, right?
unidentified		Yes, you're right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I know.
unidentified		Absolutely.
unidentified		And I'm actually in Halifax.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Nova Scotia, yes.
unidentified		Right, and we're going to lose your program.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Let me tell you something.
		Somebody over in the main part of Canada, the same part of Canada, warned me about you, you guys, in Nova Scotia.
		They said you're all a little wacky.
unidentified		No, we're not wacky.
unidentified		We're very intelligent.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But then why would you want to listen to sports 24 hours a day?
unidentified		I don't want to.
		I think sports is a total waste of time.
		I could not get two craps about sports.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, then, see, that's what I'm saying.
unidentified		And I tried to phone the local radio station, CJCH.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, and.
unidentified		And get through to them and tell them about my complaints, but I could not get through.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What did you get?
unidentified		Nothing.
unidentified		It's just an answering machine and all these possibilities of numbers you can push into.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, then leave them your feelings.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, let them know what it is you feel.
unidentified		I'm trying to, but they won't let me in.
unidentified		And I want to ask you, if you're on the Internet, and if they go off the air, am I going to be able to get your program on the Internet?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you can always get my program on the Internet.
unidentified		So it's a live broadcast on the Internet while you're on the air?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, absolutely.
unidentified		Oh, that's great.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's great for some people, but not everybody has a computer, do they?
unidentified		No, I have a computer.
unidentified		I have to get on the Internet.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, I understand, but a lot of people are going to be suffering in Nova Scotia, so they can get sports at like 5 o'clock in the morning.
unidentified		It's total nonsense.
		Because I don't understand.
		This radio station, it used to be all like the music station.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, the people of Nova Scotia should let their voices be heard, even if it's just to an answering machine.
unidentified		Yeah, but you can't even get through to an answering machine.
		It's unbelievable.
		You call up, and what you get is if you'd like that, then you shall leave a, you know, you can't even leave a message regarding your program.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you've got to make it through the haze.
		There will be options, sir.
		Just try it again and find an option where it records you.
unidentified		Well, I tried, and I actually tried to find your program on different wavelengths on the radio.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you're not going to have any luck with that.
		If you guys blow it and let them go to 24-hour sports when they could be having so much of coast-to-coast late at night when sports aren't going on, by the way.
		I mean, they're not going on then.
		All they can do is repeat what happened the day before and maybe forecast what they think is going to happen later in the day.
		That's the best they can do.
unidentified		They could get Australian, you know, bungee jumping, I suppose.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
unidentified		So I can't believe it because.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Attack that voicemail, sir.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Go get them.
unidentified		I'm going to try.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		Thank you very much.
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art bell ▲ ● ▼		On the Antichrist line, you're on the air.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello.
unidentified		Hello.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, turn off your radio there, please.
unidentified		Yeah, hey, that was really good.
unidentified		I got some information, and many of these people were the Antichrist.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are you the Antichrist?
unidentified		I'm also highly related.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're related to the Antichrist?
		I'm not sure that counts.
		Now, I said this was an Antichrist line.
		Unless you have influence over somebody who's an Antichrist, at the very least.
unidentified		Oh, no, I am also.
		But you understand that the family works together in this.
		Let me say that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And once you're in this family, you can't leave.
unidentified		Oh, no, nobody can.
unidentified		Nobody can.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Tony said that.
unidentified		All right.
		Now, let me say that the Antichrist is the Jewish Messiah because he's half Aryan and half Levitical priest.
		He also has that Genghis Khan Mongolian blood plus Judah.
		And there's some American Indian there.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, why do you talk about him as though he is another when, in fact, you're part of all this?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		To be on this line, that is.
unidentified		Oh, absolutely, sir.
		So when he is influencing so many nations, and I have to say, another member of his family who has lost his mind in a way is the real Antichrist.
		But we have to stick up for our pal who has had a severe lobotomy and castration.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		He's been lobotomized and castrated?
unidentified		Yes, because they found out that he was.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		He talked about getting it on both ends.
unidentified		Yes, he is in sad shape, but he has recovered.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, well, that would be some recovery.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You'd be ambulatory for, my God, I don't know how long.
unidentified		Well, not necessarily.
unidentified		Let me tell you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you couldn't sit.
		You couldn't think.
		What could you do?
unidentified		Well, I'm trying to tell you.
		Well, okay.
		All right, so he was Jesus Christ of the Latter-day Saints.
		He came over from South America.
		He used to be Jesus or, hey, Zeus.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You come up from South America, not over.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You come over from Europe.
unidentified		Well, yes, over and up, South America, and then all his Jesus things.
		And during the Reagan administration, when this Pope went into power, a lot of things happened at that particular time.
		And the women of the world thought, well, if we get rid of this guy, we will rule the world.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I've always known that women want to rule the world.
unidentified		Well, they certainly are right now, that's for sure.
		And if the hand that rocks the cradle rules the world, look around.
		Look at the shape of the world, pal.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, listen, I am.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I do it on a daily basis, and I am depressed looking at it lately.
unidentified		Not anymore.
		Okay, so this guy walked around the United States meeting people, very polite, wonderful fellow.
		And his mother, I guess, Mary, resurrected the Virgin Mary, and they got married.
		She felt so sorry for him.
		Now, that is against the law, marrying your mother, but this guy was in such bad shape.
		She tells him all about his life, but he doesn't really give it.
		Well, somebody donated him a testicle.
		It worked.
		He had a daughter.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		This is that white on a donated testy?
unidentified		Yes, sir.
unidentified		I'm Arian testicle.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		really eric erin i didn't think that you could do that but I don't know.
unidentified		You know, they could do anything if you got enough money.
unidentified		So he has this daughter.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Or have the cojones.
unidentified		Yes.
		His daughter is that white buffalo calf.
		I mean, not her, no, sir.
		But that is like a representation that there is a woman, and she's about 16 or depending how time has warped, 21 or 27, and she has realized, oh, my God.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Listen to me.
		Stop.
		Slow down.
		Stop.
		I'm out of time.
unidentified		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Tell the gentle people out there goodbye.
unidentified		Thank you, everybody.
		And everything's going to be all right.
		Thanks, Ark.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, there is one insurance I'll really take to heart.
		Coming from a 150 feet.
		That's it, folks.
		We're out of time.
		We'll do this again next week, in all probability.

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