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Art Bell’s October 22, 1996, Coast to Coast AM episode covers Southern California wildfires (13,000-acre blaze), Gulf War chemical exposure claims (20K–100K troops affected), and FBI obstruction charges tied to Ruby Ridge. Callers debate chupacabra mutilations, Alzheimer’s research, and constitutional concerns like Clinton’s reelection, Medicare’s future, and potential Second Amendment repeals. Guest Chuck Harter returns amid conspiracy theories, while callers criticize media bias, Dole’s campaign, and Clinton’s tactics. Bell predicts Clinton’s legal troubles and speculates on alien intentions, linking Major Dane’s warnings to Malachi Martin’s Antichrist theories. The episode blends disaster updates, political skepticism, fringe science, and dark humor about government overreach, reinforcing Bell’s role as a provocateur questioning authority. [Automatically generated summary]
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Speaker	Time	Text
Fires Devour 30,000 Acres 00:02:55
unidentified		Welcome to Art Bell Somewhere in Time.
unidentified		Tonight featuring Coast to Coast AM from October 22nd, 1996.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		From the high desert and the great American Southwest, I bid you all good evening or good morning as the case may be across all these many time zones from the Tahitian and Hawaiian Island chains in the west, east to the Virgin Islands in the Caribbean, south into South America, north to the Pole, worldwide on the internet.
		This is Coast to Coast A.M. I'm Art Bell and I bid you all good day, I guess.
		Morning, evening, whatever it happens to be.
		All right, well, I was originally going to have David back on again tonight, but I am not going to do that tonight because I'm not sure enough of what's going on in the Southland with respect to the fires.
		Six firemen were injured Tuesday battling wildfires that we talked about last night all night that burned more than 80 homes now and consumed over 30,000 acres across Southern California.
		Officials say the most seriously hurt firefighter had burns over 70% of his body.
		And that many times means a death sentence.
		The firemen were trapped in their truck while fighting a 13,000-acre blaze that threatens the celebrity enclave of Malibu.
		Officials say the blaze is only 10% contained.
		A firestorm in San Diego County has gutted at least 70 homes there, blackened 6,000 acres in Carlsbad and San Marcos.
		A third large blaze in the Otay Mountains, southeast of San Diego, consumed 9,000 acres and forced the closure of a border crossing with Mexico.
		I'm sure by now you've seen many of the pictures.
		Literally tornadoes of fire.
		The Santa Ana winds are presently dying out in most places, but it's a very unsure situation, and should the wind come back up again, so would the danger.
		So for that reason, not knowing what might occur during the night, I decided to put the show off with David until we're sure we've got a night where it's clear.
		So we'll do open lines tonight.
		Anything you want to talk about is going to be fair game.
		The Pentagon says it is notifying 20,000 U.S. Gulf War troops that they may have been exposed to chemical weapons.
Nicotine's Potential Puzzle 00:03:00
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The numbers keep going up.
		First it was 5,000, then 20,000 or now 20,000, and soon a lot of people believe it may go to 100,000.
		Rashes, vomiting, night sweats, loss of appetite.
		It's got to be something, I would say, wouldn't you?
		So, once again, our government lies.
		I really don't know what other word you can put to it, but it is a lie.
		An FBI official, as I told you would probably occur, has now been charged with obstruction of justice in connection with the murder trial of white separatist Randy Weaver over the deadly 1992 shootout at Ruby Ridge, Idaho.
		Justice Department sources said that E. Michael Cahoe, chief of the violent crime section at the FBI headquarters during the incident, has agreed to plead guilty to the charges and cooperate with prosecutors in their long-running investigation into possible wrongdoing by the FBI.
		And for a long time I told people I thought there would be an official result to what occurred at Ruby Ridge, and so it seems there may be.
		Get this, nicotine may prevent Alzheimer's.
		What?
		Nicotine does something good?
		A new study indicates nicotine may help prevent Alzheimer's disease.
		Case Western Reserve University chemist Michael Zagorsky says the drug found in tobacco appears to stop the formation of plaque in the brain.
		The plaque is believed to play a role in the dementia of Alzheimer's sufferers.
		The doctor stressed he is not urging people to take up smoking to prevent Alzheimer's study based on test tube research, not actual brain tissue.
		Well, what are they going to do in places where smoking has been outlawed if they find nicotine is preventative to Alzheimer's?
unidentified		Hmm.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I wonder if somebody could get a medical excuse to be able to smoke.
		From KPAY, our affiliate in Chico, California, they apparently just announced, and the follow-up to that story that I did, that two cattle were found mutilated, surgically mutilated, with no trace of blood, no marks in the area that would indicate people or someone was there to do that work.
		Make of that what you will.
		A 5.7 earthquake in central Alaska, about 115 miles southeast of Fairbanks, as we keep track of the swarming earthquakes.
Republicans Hold Congress? 00:04:52
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And of course, we're in the political season.
		This is an interesting poll.
		According to CNN, after the first presidential debate, the question was: who do you believe to be more honest, Dole or Clinton?
		The answer, Dole over 50%, Clinton around 30%.
		So the people are saying Dole is the more honest of the two candidates.
		But then asked, who would you vote for?
		The answer, Dole, 28%, Clinton, 58%.
		Now, this says something, does it not, about the American electorate?
		On the one hand, in question one, they are asked, who is honest?
		And only a third of the people say President Clinton.
		But then they're asked, who are they going to vote for?
		And two-thirds of the people, just about, say President Clinton.
		Now, in my way of thinking, this says more about the people surveyed, or if you wish to believe it, representative, the electorate, than it does about the candidates.
		Asked by Newsweek, who is the more negative or nasty, Dole gets about two-thirds, 59%.
		Clinton, 11%, both of them, 13%.
		Who has better character to be president?
		Clinton gets 48%.
		Dole 36%.
		And 10% of the people said it makes no difference at all.
		I am going to make my prediction for the election.
		What I think is going to happen.
		And we'll see if I'm right or wrong.
		I haven't done very well with the stock market, so there's no reason to believe this will be accurate.
		But here is my prediction for what it's worth.
		Bill Clinton is going to be reelected, if not in a landslide, then by a great margin.
		Republicans will hold Congress.
		Now, I'm not as sure about this one, but I believe, and I will predict, the Republicans are going to hold Congress by a very slim margin.
		The Senate will remain safely in the hands of the Republicans within a seat or two at the most.
		Within a year after the election, the Clinton administration is going to, in my estimation, be buried in scandal.
		So that takes my prediction about a year out from the election.
		I believe Bill Clinton's going to win.
		Republicans are going to hold on to both houses of Congress, and that within a year, a lot that has been suppressed before the election is going to begin to come out, and the president is going to be in trouble.
		Somebody sent me a bumper sticker.
		It was Mark.
		I don't know where Mark is.
		It simply says, if God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
		A little cynical, but it may be mainly right on.
		Bob Dole has tried a number of things against Bill Clinton, none of which have worked.
		Taxes, crime, most recently attacks on the Clintons' fundraising activities, the foreign donations, and so forth.
		And none of it, none of it has worked.
		If you look at the polls, and here we are under two weeks now till Election Day, they have widened for Bill Clinton, not the other way around.
		You would certainly expect them to be tightening by now, but indeed they are instead widening.
		And I wonder what you make of that.
		Nothing Bob Dole has done, including the most recent fundraising allegations, and some of those are very serious about Lippo, the foreign donations, all the rest of that.
		$425,000 from an Indonesian company.
		Pretty serious allegations, really, but they are not going anywhere in the minds of the public.
unidentified		And that makes me circle right back to this survey.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The American people are saying, we know he is not the most honest guy in the world, but we like him.
		He's our guy.
		That's exactly, exactly what this survey is saying.
The Philadelphia Experiment Theory 00:15:21
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, well, I've got a bunch of other stuff here for you, but I'll just kind of fit it in as I can.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		A very interesting piece of email from a pilot out there, and we'll get to that.
unidentified		You're not going to believe what they're about to do in Australia.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my.
		In Canberra from Canberra, this is incredible.
		A lawmaker's call to wipe out all cats in Australia because they prey on wildlife raised howls of protest Friday from animal rights groups and the country's pet lovers.
		Richard Evans wants Australia's nation, that is the entire nation of Australia, to be feline-free by 2020 and get this called this week for unleashing a fatal virus on wild cats that roam the outback, killing birds, native animals, and so forth.
		He called for a law requiring pet cats to be neutered so they cannot breed and eventually will die out.
		Until then, a cat registry register your cat and cat curfews.
		Now, how do you put a curfew on a cat?
		Should be put in place.
		He said, quote, I'm calling for the total eradication of cats in Australia, end quote.
		He told Parliament that while cats may be playful and affectionate around their owners, they are killing machines when out on the prowl in suburbia.
		Evans blamed cats for the extinction of at least nine native species.
		So he wishes to unleash a virus that will kill all cats.
		And I've got a big problem with this.
		We live in the days of international travel, air travel, and people are going back and forth, and business and commerce is going on all over the world.
		And I can feature easily this cat virus getting loose and killing all the cats in the world.
		Now, I suppose a lot of people who don't like cats wouldn't mind that happening.
		But what do you think of the idea of unleashing a virus that would literally kill all the cats in one country?
		Do you think it could be safely?
		I mean, I don't live in Australia.
		I don't like the idea of them killing all their cats, but I don't live there.
		And so if it was contained in Australia, that would be one thing.
		The question is, do you think it can be contained to Australia?
		All right, what I'm going to do is open the lines.
		We're going to have an open line kind of night tonight.
		Anything you want to talk about, anything at all, is fair game.
		Last night we devoted to the incredible, terrifying fires in the Southland.
		And I'm sure we'll get more reports tonight.
		So if you wish to update us, that is fine.
		Would love to get an update.
		If you want to talk about anything else, you certainly are welcome to do that.
		Deformed frogs now in Texas.
		I've got a fax here from a man who found two deformed frogs down in Texas.
		Unfortunately, his dog ate them both.
		It's not a joke.
		He really did find them.
		But his dog, his Rottweiler Gulf, gulped them down, and so they're not available for evidence.
		Otherwise, we'd be reading a real story about deformed frogs in Texas.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Good morning.
unidentified		Hi, good morning.
unidentified		Mr. Bell, please.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir, that's me.
unidentified		Yes, sir.
unidentified		I like to talk about Flight 800.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What do you want to say about it?
unidentified		Well, Mr. Bell, you had a guest on Dr. Richard Hoagland.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		Correct.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Correct.
unidentified		And he talked about a friendly missile.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		And now I hear that there's something about the implosion from the airplane itself.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, mechanical failure.
unidentified		Yes.
unidentified		which kind of throws that stuff Well, I don't know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I don't think they've decided on anything absolutely yet.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Have you heard they have?
unidentified		No, I have not.
		I'm just saying that the last time I heard, I listened to the show as often as I can.
		I work days, so it comes down in my area very late at night.
		But the last thing I heard was that it was a mechanical failure, which blows Dr. Hoagland's theory out of the water, correct?
		No.
		Why not?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, they did not announce the absolute cause.
		They just announced they are now thinking.
		Yeah.
		So how does it blow anybody's theory out of the water?
		In other words, until they determine the actual cause, when they issue a story, sir, that says they think or they're leaning toward, that should be registered in your mind as different than this is the cause.
		You see what I'm saying?
unidentified		Correct.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
		So no theories are blown out the window.
		As far as I know, all theories are still alive.
unidentified		But the friendly missile theory, which was Dr. Hoagland's original idea, I believe.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's not a doctor, just Richard Richard.
unidentified		Yes.
unidentified		Didn't you refer to him as Dr. Hoagland?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, sir.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You did.
unidentified		Okay.
		I'm okay.
		I'll stand corrected.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So to answer your question, no, it doesn't blow anybody's theory until they determine what the actual cause was, sir.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Everything is still possible.
unidentified		So what is your thinking then?
unidentified		Where do you stand?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I am not a investigator, so I really don't know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do you have a theory?
unidentified		Do I have a theory?
unidentified		My personal theory?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		Well, apparently at one time we thought that there was something in the airplane, the aircraft itself, that set it off.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that could be a bomb.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That could be a mechanical problem.
unidentified		Okay.
unidentified		Well, you must have a theory.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What do you think?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Why must I have a theory?
unidentified		Well, I'm not saying you must have a theory, but you must have some idea.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do you demand that I have a theory?
unidentified		Do I demand it?
		No, I don't.
		Good.
		I'm just asking your personal insight.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Look, I do a talk show, and I don't investigate aircraft accidents.
		There are people doing good, scientific, hard work on all of this, and I'm sure that eventually we will get some kind of an answer.
		I hope so.
unidentified		And you've had those people on your air.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I also have Major Dames on who said that it was a mechanical problem, but you probably didn't hear that show.
unidentified		Well, so which way do you lean?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Goodbye, sir.
		I'm afraid that for you or for anybody else, I don't lean in any direction at all.
		I also saw the NBC picture of what was purported to be a missile, and there were 150, 200 people who thought they saw a missile.
		Now they say that could have been a fuel trail that first went down and then burned from the bottom up toward the airplane and made it look like a trail of a missile.
		Mechanical problems?
		A bomb?
		A missile?
		I don't know.
		Any of the above are possible.
		And I don't think I'd care to venture a guess because that's all it would be.
unidentified		This is Premier Networks.
		That was Art Bell hosting Toast to Coast AM on this Somewhere in Time.
		To Art Bell Somewhere in Time.
		Tonight, featuring Coast to Coast A.M. from the 22nd of October, 1996.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good morning, everybody.
		Welcome back to the Best Talk Radio in the night time.
		No brag, just back.
		We're the best.
		And it's because of all of you, and I want you to know I appreciate it.
		Here's another bumper sticker for you.
		Art, the American electorate is saying, of all the low-down, dirty, rotten, sleazy deals, I like yours best.
		Remember the bumper sticker last week?
		Why vote for the lesser of the evils?
		Vote for Satan?
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		Hey, Art.
		Let me just turn my radio down.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's good.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Tell us where you are.
unidentified		I'm in Santa Monica, California.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Santa Monica.
unidentified		I was just wondering, you know, you talk about the Philadelphia Experiment, and some of your listeners like myself aren't familiar.
		We're kind of young.
		And would you mind just giving me a brief overview?
		I just caught some tidbits.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Holy mackerel.
		That would be really hard.
		They made two movies, The Philadelphia Experiment and The Philadelphia Experiment 2.
		It was an experiment alleged to, during the Second World War, try to make a ship disappear.
unidentified		Okay, so is it kind of like Mad Markham?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		A different scale, but the same idea.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Like Madman Markham, yes.
unidentified		And they were using energy forces to do it?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They were using magnetic fields, extremely strong magnetic and rotating RF fields to affect this, yes.
unidentified		And the last question is, like, what was the end result, supposedly?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it depends on what you believe.
		I would recommend you go out and rent a movie, The Original Philadelphia Experiment.
		Okay, thank you.
unidentified		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		Thank you.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
		Good morning.
unidentified		Hey, Art.
		How you doing?
		I'm doing.
		Good.
		Hey, the deal with the cows, it was chupacabras.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now, how do you know that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you don't.
unidentified		Sounds like it to me.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You mean down in Chico?
unidentified		You mean Chico?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it doesn't appear to have been humans.
unidentified		Well, that's what I think.
unidentified		The Randy Weaver deal, that was a setup to begin with.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's my opinion on that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I always thought so, too.
unidentified		And, hey, how about some fast blast tonight?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Maybe later.
unidentified		Yeah, we don't hear that anymore.
unidentified		I miss it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's when I get in the mood.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		You're doing good, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you for the call, sir.
		I always said that I felt the Weaver situation would end with indictments, and people always told me, no, no, no, no.
		They've got the fix is in, you know.
		And that was so clearly what it was and a setup that I really did think it would end that way, and so it would seem it will.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Hello, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Turn your radio off, please.
unidentified		What do you think's going on with all these white supremacists?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What do I think is going on with them?
unidentified		Yes, sir.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They think the white race is superior.
unidentified		Yeah, but I mean, do you think that they're going to try to overtake the country?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No.
unidentified		No?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No.
		Are you a white supremacist, sir?
		No, I'm not.
		Are you worried that they're going to take over the country?
unidentified		Well, I'm a little concerned about it.
unidentified		They've been caught in all these places blowing up in Oklahoma City, and they seem to be very determined.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay, I asked you to turn off your radio there, sir?
unidentified		Yes, sir.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Would you please?
unidentified		Okay, it's off.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's good.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Somehow it came back on.
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It must be a different kind of radio.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So anyway, you're worried they may take over?
unidentified		Well, I don't think it's possible, but they sure can cause a lot of trouble.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, they are doing that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They are a very small, horrible little minority, and I don't think they're going to take over anything, sir.
unidentified		Oh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Right, take care.
		But they may march around in fatigues.
		They may blow up something hither and yon.
		But in terms of white supremacist taking over America, no, I'm not worried about that.
		Are you?
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hey, Art, how you doing?
		Okay.
		Hey, okay, have you heard of flammable drinking water?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No.
		And I don't know that I want to.
		Flammable drinking water.
unidentified		Yeah, well, I just thought on the news real fast.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Where?
unidentified		I'm in.
		I'm Rob, and I'm in Springfield, Illinois.
		Just basically, it was a news flash, and it's just a flammable drinking water, and they were holding a lighter to it, and it was on fire.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
		Cool.
		Did they happen to say where it was?
unidentified		No, I was hoping maybe you had heard about it or heard something about it, you know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, it's a good experiment for people to try, though.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		If your water ignites, gee, you need a filtering system.
unidentified		Yeah?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		At the very least.
		I can see it now.
		Reservoirs catching fire all over America.
unidentified		Oh, yeah, that's crazy.
		You never know.
		Okay, one more thing.
		Joe, everything that's in your newsletter, you ought to put on your webpage if you really want to get the information out to everybody.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, we're doing the best we can, sir.
unidentified		It's just an idea.
Dead Can Dance 00:15:36
unidentified		And one last little quick thing.
		Have you ever heard, there's a band called Dead Can Dance.
		I know you did the reverse speech.
		Yes.
		And he used his children to do the backwards stuff with the kids to see what it sounded like.
		The band, what they do is the lady, it's great moody music for your show, first of all, but the lady sings in kind of a gibberish, and she uses her baby as an influence sometimes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Really?
unidentified		And yeah, it's real strange music.
		Just check it out.
		Dead Can Dance.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Dead Can Dance.
		Sounds like my kind of music.
		All right, sir.
		Thank you.
		Dead Can Dance.
		Flammable Drinking Water.
		Now, that's a new one.
		Has anybody else out there seen a story on flammable drinking water?
		Well, you know, I haven't tried putting a match to mine.
		You all might try it out there.
		I mean, do it safely, of course.
		Get a little tin and put some water in and see if it torches up.
		Bad sign.
		If your water burns, that's certainly a bad sign.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's me, all right.
unidentified		Hey.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hey.
unidentified		Rusty in Kansas City.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		You're blacked out here tonight.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
unidentified		Yeah, we got a snowstorm, man, and we cannot get you here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I heard that there had been a massive snowstorm in Kansas City.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How much snow is on the ground?
unidentified		We've got about six inches, six to eight inches, depending on where you're at.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's a lot of snow in Kansas City.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So what's KCMO doing?
unidentified		Well, they're running one of your dreamland that you had just before you went on your last vacation here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you know what happens?
		The satellite dishes fill up with snow.
		And when they do, they are no longer dish-shaped any longer, electrically.
		In other words, the snow acts as a reflector, and they don't work.
unidentified		Well, I was trying to catch you here on another one, and I'm catching you out of San Antonio.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		W-O-A-I.
unidentified		But it does not seem that I'm hearing the same program as I just clicked in and you were still talking.
unidentified		I just flipped my radio.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, we have a delay system, sir.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, okay.
unidentified		So you were just talking to a gentleman about a dead, a group that sings the dead.
		Yeah.
		Oh, good.
		Okay.
		I had a couple of quick things I wanted to throw out at you.
		One, I called you about a year or so ago on one of your fast tracks and said that the quickening was the earth's reaction to the blemishes of man.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's pretty much right on.
unidentified		Two things that I wanted to ask you, or one thing I wanted to ask you about, and the other one is I wanted to comment on.
		One was, is Miss Linda Howell that you have on Sunday nights?
		I don't get to hear Dreamland each Sunday.
		I'm trying to get me a real talk.
		Right.
		She talks about the cattle mutilation.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		And you talked about some of those cattle mutilations.
unidentified		I wanted to know, or if you could ask her, has she ever correlated or done any study on the cattle mutilation along with the texts that are back in Leviticus and Exodus that were sacrifices mandated by the Lord?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, well, I will ask her that.
unidentified		Okay.
unidentified		And the other one was, is Dark Skies.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		Very interesting.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, it was on again this last Saturday because the World Series got washed out.
unidentified		Right.
		Did you also?
		I wanted to throw a little something at you about that and ask your audience about this.
		Did you, the thing that I'm getting from this is that the grays are sort of infesting humans to cause dismay among the planet to where it might be easier for them to come and take over since they may not have such a military force.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'm not sure that you can conclude exactly that yet, but it does look as though it's going that way, doesn't it?
unidentified		Right.
unidentified		This is a little off the edge here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, last item.
unidentified		I wanted to ask you about this that concerns that dark sky.
unidentified		Did you see Louis Farrakhan on Ted Coppel?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, but I heard all about it.
		Thank you very much.
		I heard all about it.
		I know what he said.
		I know what Ted said.
		And so I'm very familiar with it all.
		Farrakhan is an interesting person.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		Yeah, hi, Art.
		Hello.
		Hi, this is Ken in Las Vegas.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Ken.
unidentified		Yeah, I really enjoy your show.
		I haven't talked to you in a while.
		Here's a good topic to choose for your show.
		Did you watch Frontline tonight?
		No.
		Okay.
		The title for Frontline was Why Do Americans Hate the Press?
		Yeah, that was the title.
		And a lot of possible reasons is because the mainstream media, especially those in Washington, D.C., are believed to be more of a society group, high society group, and more of sort of an intellectual high society group that is out of the world.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The intellectual elite is what you're trying to say.
unidentified		Intellectual elite, Ivory Tower.
unidentified		And, Mike, my question to you, since you're also, you know, you're a major member of the media, do you think the media elite, the Washington, D.C. type media, you know, the major networks, do you think the media elite are out of touch with the needs, with the concerns of the people?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		In other words, no, I don't think it is the job of the media to be in touch with the needs of the people.
		That is the job of our politicians.
		They are definitely out of touch.
		The media is hated for many reasons.
		I don't hate the media.
		I don't necessarily praise the media, but I think they do an okay job, for the most part.
		I watch most of the major media, read most major newspapers, and I think they do a pretty good job myself.
		I think a lot of the so-called hatred comes from the fact that a lot of the people disagree with whatever is being said in whatever major media.
		They disagree with it, so they hate it.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
unidentified		Thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're welcome.
unidentified		Yes, sir.
unidentified		This is Art Bell.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good guess.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm the only one here.
unidentified		Well, I'm calling.
unidentified		I'm on the East Coast, and I've never heard your program before.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Where are you?
unidentified		South Carolina.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		South Carolina.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'm out here in the middle of the desert.
unidentified		I'm just curious.
		I don't believe I've heard a talk show host with such arrogance and such patronizing rudeness to callers who are just kind of innocent callers and call again.
		What is your problem?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Who are you referring to?
unidentified		Well, everyone you've spoken to.
unidentified		The poor guy who called about the airliner being down.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		And he refused to.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I believe he asked me, sir, if this latest statement didn't blow Richard Hoagland's theory out of the water.
		And I said no, because it was not a determination.
		It simply is how they are leaning.
		Now, where did you detect rudeness in that?
unidentified		Oh, well, I thought that that was a reasonable response.
unidentified		But when the poor guy said it was a doctor so-and-so, and he said, well, I thought he was a doctor, and you said, no, sir.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		He is not a doctor.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That is correct.
unidentified		as if there's something wrong with the guy you can simply the idea there was that you were so rude to him as far as the rest of the conversation no I corrected him I said he is not a doctor.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Richard Hoagland indeed is not a doctor, medical or otherwise.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Has no doctorate, and so the title is inappropriate.
unidentified		Well, yeah, I can understand that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, where do you see rudeness in that?
unidentified		Well, I don't think there was a case for putting the guy down.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I didn't.
		Sir, I didn't.
		I did not.
		I simply corrected him.
unidentified		Yeah, and then on the Randy Weaver thing, after you told the guy that you didn't offer opinions about these things, then you turn right around and say, you know, my opinion has always been about the Randy Weaver case.
unidentified		It was best and so.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That is correct.
unidentified		Yeah, but you put down the first guy the second time you put it in.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, I didn't put him down.
		I did not put anybody down, sir.
		I corrected him.
		That's it.
unidentified		And then when it came to the guy who was calling about the white supremacist, you were rude and patronizing to the poor guy.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		He asked me whether I thought the white supremacists were going to take over the country.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And I said no.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		I felt that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		In what way do you see rudeness there?
unidentified		Well, it's your tone and your spirit, Rock.
		I mean, Mr. Bell.
		You give the impression that somehow an innocent question is a stupid thing to do.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, I'm sorry you take it that way.
		I didn't feel that way about it.
		You took it that way, apparently.
		I don't feel that way about it.
unidentified		I'm not coming across.
		You also, on the question about the web page, the fellow just asked a simple question.
		Sir, we're doing the best we can.
		As if he didn't think you were.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We probably have more information out, newsletter-wise and on the web than anybody I know of, as a matter of fact.
unidentified		Well, yeah, but I mean, all you have to do is tell him that in a nice way.
		I thought I did.
		I've been talking about Farrakhan, the poor guy simply, you cut him off.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're incredible.
unidentified		Yeah, you're incredible.
		First time I've ever heard you, but I was just tuning in and I thought, holy smokes, I don't know what this guy's problem is, but he's going to put down everybody who calls.
		That's a way of insulting everyone.
		So I don't believe I'll be tuning in anymore.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, in that case, have a good night.
unidentified		Yes, good night.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		See you later.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		Good morning.
		I was wondering if you could please explain the Electoral College.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The Electoral College.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The Electoral College is kind of a way for those who have participated in the party politics of getting a candidate elected to go to Washington and celebrate their victory.
		And of course, they cast what is more of a ceremonial vote than anything else.
		And generally, it follows what the electorate has done in the popular vote.
		But it's pretty much a way for the people who participated, you know, at the top to go and celebrate their victory.
unidentified		Okay.
unidentified		For some reason, I thought that the Electoral College were what elected the president.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, there are people who feel that way, that it is technically that way.
		But it's really not, and they really do follow the electorate.
		And I've heard a lot of people say, well, you know, they could go and do one thing after the electorate has done something else.
		But I've never seen that happen.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So that's the best I can do.
unidentified		Okay, Art.
unidentified		Thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Right, take care.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
tim in denver ▲ ● ▼		Good morning, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good morning.
tim in denver ▲ ● ▼		A quick little comic anecdote here.
		On our local news, one of the anchor persons closed out her story last evening by saying Bob Dole remains beat up despite his campaign woes.
		And then she corrected herself and said, I mean, upbeat.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Freud in there somewhere, I guess.
tim in denver ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, kind of a Freudian reverse beach, maybe?
unidentified		Maybe so, coming out the front way.
unidentified		So I thought that was kind of humorous, and I wanted to share that with you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Remains beat up, huh?
tim in denver ▲ ● ▼		Remains beat up.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thanks for the call.
		Sure.
		Take care.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi.
		Hello, Art.
		Hello.
		Hey, this is John from Evansville, Indiana.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, John.
unidentified		Hey, how's it going?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm fine.
unidentified		Hey, yeah, I heard that guy giving you trouble a second ago.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he did it the other night, too.
unidentified		Hey, can I give him a little message?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
unidentified		Yeah.
		Hey, these, we don't want to hear you on here.
		This is valuable airways, buddy.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, he may have noticed when he came on, nobody screened his call.
		Nobody kept him from going on the air, nor did I prevent him from saying what he wanted to say.
		If he's much of a talk show listener, then he would appreciate what that means.
		Apparently, he isn't, and apparently he just wants to get me.
		This is the second time he called.
		He called the other night, too.
		I'm beginning to get used to it.
unidentified		Yeah.
		Yeah, I couldn't believe it.
		I mean, it's like your talk show, we're listening, and he's on there whining.
		But, yeah, I was wanting to tell you something.
		I saw a license plate the other day, and it said, oh, wait, what did that say?
		About Art Bell?
		It's like a bumper sticker.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Really?
unidentified		And it said something about vote is about voting.
		And it was like, I think somebody made it to himself in a print shop.
		It said, don't vote, not don't vote, but none of the above.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		None of the above.
unidentified		It says the Art Belt Party, Art Bell Party, none of the above.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yep, well.
unidentified		You got a movement.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's what I'm doing.
		Well, yeah, but see, not every state has that option.
		Here in Nevada, we have that option.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So for president, I will vote none of the above, but I will vote for Congress.
		And I think right now there's a national movement to do exactly that that I began hearing about this week.
		In other words, it's pretty obvious now that President Clinton is going to be re-elected.
		And if we're smart, what we're going to do is to ensure there's a Republican check in Congress and see to it that continues for the next four years.
		And believe it or not, we will survive it, sir.
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right?
unidentified		Yeah, hey, why don't you take one of those cruises down here to Indiana?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Is that where you are?
unidentified		Yeah, Evansville, Indiana.
		We get you out of a station in Kentucky across the river.
		Well, you got a little riverboat casino?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I was going to say though, sir.
		Oh, you do have a river, Bob.
		I was going to say, otherwise, cruising to Indiana would require more than an icebreaker.
unidentified		Oh, yeah, yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, thank you very much for the call.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We're going to break here at the top of the hour, and we'll be right back with more.
unidentified		The trip back in time continues with Art Bell hosting Coast to Coast AM.
		Somewhere in time.
		Somewhere in
		time.
		Tonight, featuring Coast to Coast AM from October 22nd, 1996.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good morning, everybody.
		Good to be here.
		I'm Art Bell, and it's open lines tonight, still monitoring the fire situation in Southern California.
		So we're not going to endeavor to have a guest this evening, just in case.
		And we'll sort of just let it drift and go where you want it to go.
		One absolutely fascinating poll taken after the first debate is as follows: Who do you consider to be more honest, Dole or Clinton?
Drug Testing Young Drivers 00:13:09
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Answer, Dole, 50%, over 50%, actually.
		Clinton, around 30%, or a third.
		Immediately following that, the second question: Who would you vote for?
		Answer: Dole, 28%, less than a third.
		Clinton, 58%, just about two-thirds.
		So, in other words, he's not honest, but we're going to vote for him.
		Now, I want you to think about that a little bit, not as it relates to the two men, as it relates to those who answered the survey.
		Are you still drinking tap water?
		Well, you deserve better.
		I had somebody call last hour and say something about seeing a story, I think it was in Indiana, about flammable tap water.
		Have any of you tried to put match to your water?
unidentified		yikes the following is from pete and kathy this This is cute.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		There were once two weevils.
		One went to the big city and became a lawyer.
		The other stayed home and thus became the lesser of two weevils.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the RLO.
unidentified		Hello, Art Bell.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, hi.
unidentified		Hi there.
unidentified		I'm a grandmother from Portland, Oregon.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		A grandma from Portland, all right.
unidentified		Right.
unidentified		And I went down and saw you when you and your wife were here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, at the book signing.
unidentified		That was fantastic.
unidentified		I never saw such a wonderful group of people.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It was.
unidentified		It stood for six hours.
unidentified		I know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It was mind-boggling.
unidentified		It was.
unidentified		And by the time I got up to have you sign for me, I felt that you looked like a zombie.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you know, I did the all-night program.
unidentified		I did.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And then without sleep, I flew to Portland and signed books from, I think, 12:30 in the afternoon to about 8:30 at night.
unidentified		Right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So you're right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I was a zombie.
unidentified		I saw you at 8 o'clock, and you two were just wonderful to the public.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We were like wet noodles at that point.
unidentified		It was great.
		I have two things to mention: the flammable water.
		Oh, yes.
		In Washington State, a year or two ago, I heard on the news where they had built a park over a landfill.
		And because of the gases underneath in the ground, when they turned the water fountain on, they had flammable water.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Not good.
unidentified		I don't know if that's true or not, but that's what I heard.
		Another thing, right here in Portland, somebody has come up with the idea because of the drugs and the young folks, they ought to drug test the young folks when they go in for a driver's license.
		And that's okay.
		That's fine.
		But why not test everybody if they're going to test just the young folks?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'll tell you why.
		I think why.
		It's probably because of the Fourth Amendment.
		In other words, they probably figure constitutionally they can get away with it when it's a minor, but constitutionally, they probably cannot get away with it when it's somebody who's become 21, age of consent.
unidentified		Is that so?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's just a guess.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it just seemed unfair to me that they would do it to the young folks and not others because there's a lot of young adults that were to test everybody, everybody who went to get a driver's license, how many drivers, percentage-wise, do you think would immediately be off the road?
unidentified		50%.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That'd lighten up some of the traffic jams, wouldn't it?
unidentified		It would.
		It would.
		It would clean our environment a little bit, our air, right?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it might.
		Thank you very much for the call.
		And maybe some of that flammable water could be used to power some of the cars out there.
		Heat some of the homes out there.
		So I suppose it's not a total downside.
		Still, you don't want to think of your drinking water as something that would catch fire.
		Not good.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello?
		No, you would have been.
		Let's make it the first time caller line.
		You're on the air.
		Hi, Art.
		Good morning.
unidentified		Greetings from Duluth, Minnesota.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Glad to have you.
unidentified		This is the coolest thing that's happened to me in a long time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, really?
unidentified		Got an update on the frogs.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
unidentified		The Minneapolis paper reported today that the deformities are due to a parasite.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, no, I've got that story.
		They think that's one possibility, something to do with a snake parasite or something.
		But they don't know for sure that that's a cause either.
		That kind of goes into the hopper now with pollution, the ozone, all the other things they think might be possible.
unidentified		The main thing I wanted to point out was up in this neck of the woods, what with the seaway and the ocean shipping that comes up to Duluth, we've had a lot of problems with things kind of piggybacking their way into our ecosystem and causing problems and such.
unidentified		I guess we can only hope that nothing hitches a ride that develops a taste for human beings.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, see, that's why I'm a little concerned about the plans in Australia to let loose a virus to kill all the cats.
		Fine if it's just Australia, it's their country.
		I guess they can do what they want.
		But what makes us think it will stay in Australia?
unidentified		Yeah, you get messing around with things and you never know where it's going to backfire.
		Can I tell you a funny kitty story?
		Sure.
		A little lighter note after that kind of cranky guy there a couple minutes ago.
		Although I will say you handle it pretty well.
		Anyway, I got these two beautiful cats.
		One's a big old chubby male, and one's this sleek, beautiful Angora, all white and fluffy.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yes.
unidentified		And I never let them go outside because there's too many things up in this neck of the woods that would like to munch on them, shall we say.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good on you.
unidentified		Well, one day they got out, and the old Tomcat came to the rescue of the little girl there.
unidentified		There was this predator bird diving down on her.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
unidentified		Yeah.
		And I wouldn't think that this guy could punch his way out of a wet paper bag, but there he was fending off this big bird.
		Big hawk.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Big bird.
		Well, look, they're fighting for their lives.
		Cornered, that's what they do.
unidentified		Thanks very much.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		Thank you, sir, for the call.
		And with respect to the cranky caller a little while ago, it's all right.
		Don't let it bother you all.
		It does not bother me.
		I'm used to it over the last 13 years now of doing this program.
		I've had lots of them, and I include them in.
		As far as I'm concerned, talk radio should be free, open, unlimited, and those who want to come along and take a shot at me are perfectly welcome to do it.
		I don't mind a bit.
		That's part of what Open Lines is all about.
		And if it's not, then it's not Open Lines.
		And I happen to believe in it.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Well, hello, Art.
unidentified		This is your old friend Dorothy.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Dorothy.
unidentified		Formerly from the land of Oz.
unidentified		Now it's the land of make-believe.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That would be us, I guess.
unidentified		Right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Right.
unidentified		Listen, you know what the guest that you've had on?
		That makes three that are predicting three and a half years, three years.
		And I know of a fourth source that's saying the same thing.
		The most logical to me to put up for election at this time is Charlton Heston is Steven Spielberg.
		See, they're asking those other turkeys all the wrong questions.
		Now, Charlton, all he has to do is walk off that mountaintop, and everybody will take notice.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Did you know I interviewed Charlton?
unidentified		Did you?
		Yes.
		He's a marvelous person.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, he is.
unidentified		He's very astute in politics.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, he is.
unidentified		Right.
unidentified		Oh, by the way, on your chupacabra.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		I think I might have a picture of one.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I want it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I want it.
unidentified		Well, let me finish.
unidentified		It was dug up in Mexico back in the 40s.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
unidentified		And it is a statue, and I have the original pictures.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you have the pictures of the statue or of the creature?
unidentified		The statue.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I need a picture of the creature.
unidentified		Okay, I have shown this picture to some local folk here who are from close by the area where this came from, and they said that's a chupacabra.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you send it along.
unidentified		I will do that.
unidentified		When are we going to have Daryl Sims on again?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Daryl Sims.
unidentified		From Houston.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, one of these days, we'll have him on again.
unidentified		Okie-doke.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		Bye-bye.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, Dorothy.
		Take care.
		And send it along.
		You know me.
		If it's good, I'll put it up there on the web and share it with everybody.
		We've got a lot of stuff up on the web right now.
		Really, really, really good stuff.
		So if you have not visited the webpage in a while, I suggest you get up there and take a look.
		I mean, it's just all new.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hi.
unidentified		Hello, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello, sir.
unidentified		This is Matt Fomato.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Matt.
unidentified		The new leader of the FLF.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What is that?
unidentified		The Fluffy Liberation Front.
		Somebody do something about that, poor cat.
		Yeah.
		Hey, you were talking about you didn't know if anybody mummified anybody anymore.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I ought to remind the audience, he refers to Fluffy, a cat who died and then was mummified and was hung out on the porch of this cat-hate, admitted cat-hating guy.
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And then we started talking about mummified people for some reason, so that's the background.
unidentified		There was a, I don't know if they're still in business or not, but a place down in Salt Lake City did it.
		We're doing that.
		They had the, you could buy the Egyptian sarcophagus thing, the whole bed.
		But anyway, there is hope for anybody who wants to be a mummy.
		Also, have you ever had a chance to read Peter Arnett's book from Vietnam to Baghdad?
		No.
		35 Years of Reporting from the War Zones.
		Fascinating book.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I have learned, though, over the years, when you finally see Peter Arnett take up residence on top of a building in a city, then you can be sure that it's going to be bombed within 24 hours.
unidentified		Oh, absolutely.
		He'd be a fascinating guest.
		He would.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, he would.
unidentified		Oh, my goodness.
unidentified		The stories are just unbelievable.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'd love to ask him about the baby milk factory.
unidentified		His book, he, you know, that's the thing, you know, everybody was giving Peter Arnett a hard time over there during the Gulf War.
		He was sympathizing and all this.
		And he gives his side.
		You know, he gives his side of the story very well, isn't that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, he would be a very, very good interviewer.
unidentified		And he maintains it was a baby milk factory.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well.
unidentified		But it was like he was saying, you know, you've got thousands of bombs dropping, and I think, you know, it's pretty unrealistic to think that somebody's going to, you know, they're going to hit something that maybe they shouldn't have hit.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, again, as far as war is concerned, Peter Arnett is like the canary that you take down into the mines.
unidentified		He is, he is.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I appreciate your call, sir.
		I'd love to interview Peter Arnett.
		He'd be a good one.
		But the minute you ever see Peter Arnett, know that on CNN, standing on top of a building or rushed over to report from some city.
		Soon the bombs will fall in that city, whatever it is.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
		Hi.
unidentified		All right.
rick meister gerhardt in california ▲ ● ▼		How you doing from Dole Country?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm doing all right.
unidentified		This AI.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Actually, sir, this is not Dole Country.
unidentified		This is.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I saw a map the other day that showed the states leaning toward Clinton, leaning toward Dole, and those that were in the middle, and Nevada was shown as one that was kind of in the middle.
rick meister gerhardt in california ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'm sure that that map was in the liberal media.
rick meister gerhardt in california ▲ ● ▼		The same liberal media, which when Dan Quayle said that potato was spelled with an E on the end, which, by the way, is one of the two accepted spellings within the English language, they harped on him for weeks on end.
Admitted Anti-constitutionalist 00:03:05
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, they ruined him.
rick meister gerhardt in california ▲ ● ▼		But yet last week, when Bill Clinton stated a part of the Gettysburg Address and called it the Constitution, not one word was said in the liberal media.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What did he quote from the Gettysburg Address?
rick meister gerhardt in california ▲ ● ▼		I forget which line it was.
		I forget which it was right now.
		But it's an egregious error.
		But what more can you expect from somebody who has such an abiding disrespect for the Constitution?
		Such an admitted anti-constitutionalist as Bill Clinton.
		He's against the whole Bill of Rights.
		I mean, not just the First Amendment, not just the Second Amendment, the fourth, the fifth, the ninth.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Really?
rick meister gerhardt in california ▲ ● ▼		God knows the tenth.
		You know, I mean, this man is poison to America.
		If he is re-elected, you know, Bob Dornan is going to submit 100 articles for impeachment.
		The road to impeachment will begin if this crook is re-elected.
		And I don't think he will be.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, thank you.
		Well, I think he will be.
		I don't think you can call him a crook until he is convicted of a crime, which he has not been except in your mind.
		I believe he is going to be re-elected, so I predict that.
		I predict the House will hold a Republican majority, barely, and I'm not as sure of that one.
		The Senate will remain Republican, in my opinion.
		And within a year after the re-election of Bill Clinton, he will begin to face serious, very serious, legal problems.
		And what the caller just said about Bob Dornan or others eventually may come true.
		It is nothing to wish for.
		An impeachment, the impeachment of a U.S. president is a horrible, horrible thing to occur to a nation.
unidentified		Horrible.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And it is possible downline.
		It certainly is possible.
		I was alive and following the Watergate business.
		And of course, had President Nixon not resigned, there would have been the process of impeachment.
		It had already begun.
		And if you think we're in a mess now politically, those of you who can remember accurately and memories fade, this nation was right on the edge, right on the edge, and impeachment is a horrible thing.
Dialing For News 00:06:37
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello.
unidentified		Hey, what's going on, man?
		You.
		Hey.
		Just wanted to comment on the fires in California.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		I think it's a pretty bad thing that's going on.
		I used to live out there.
		I live in Oklahoma and just wondered how my buddies up in Fallburg are doing.
		We say, call in and let me know.
		And I've got a couple friends out there in San Marcos, too.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Is that where you are now?
unidentified		No, I'm out here in Oklahoma.
		Sean, no who I am.
		I'll just wanted to say that and have him call in.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay, Sean, thank you.
		San Marcos is in pretty rough shape, actually.
		And the fires continue.
		Last I've heard about 10% containment.
		It's all going to depend on the wind, and thankfully it has led up some.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hi.
unidentified		Hi.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello.
unidentified		I wanted to.
		The line that was misquoted was of the people by the people for the people.
		Oh, okay.
		And I was in California in September, and I was visiting my daughter reading the San Francisco Chronicle.
		And on page A1, this paper was dated Monday, September 9th.
		There was an article that a pilot for an American Airlines jet had told the FAA that he had seen a missile off the wing of his plane.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's correct.
unidentified		And that the NASA was investigating us.
unidentified		Have we ever heard anything further about that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Narry a word.
		I read the same article you did.
		It was unrelated geographically and time-wise to the situation in New York.
unidentified		Correct.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But you are correct.
		And no, I've heard no follow-up to it.
		But I am aware of the article.
unidentified		Isn't that amazing?
unidentified		Yeah, well.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The last thing as a pilot that you want to do is look out your window and see a missile going off your wing.
unidentified		Well, I have from the very beginning believed that there was a missile involved, one type or another.
unidentified		And I just wondered why this did not make national news.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, probably because the investigation is not complete.
		But you're right.
		It's going to be interesting to see what they come up with.
unidentified		Well, nice talking to you.
unidentified		I hope we find an answer.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Take care.
		So do I.
		I hope for all our sakes that we eventually get an answer to what did happen.
		And I would not pretend to know nor guess what happened.
		I've got what purports to be a photograph of a missile that was up on the website for a long, long time.
		People had a very mixed reaction to it, a photograph taken at a party on Long Island, and they think it might have been a missile.
		Or it could have been a bomb or it could have been mechanical trouble.
		They are presently leaning toward mechanical trouble.
		There has been no absolute determination made yet.
		I repeat, no determination made yet.
unidentified		We'll be right back.
		This is Premier Netflix.
		That was Art Bell hosting Coast to Coast AM on this Somewhere in Time.
		We take you back to the past on Art Bell Somewhere in Time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Open lines all night long tonight.
		Whatever you want to talk about, it's up to you.
		We'll just let it sort of bounce all over the place.
		Hi, Art.
		A feline plague in Australia could catapult with CAT and catapult underlined to the U.S., be a catalyst to ending our feline population and be a catastrophe to feline owners and put them in a catatonic state.
		Also, has anything new come in on the internet from Major Dames yet?
		Well, Major Dames, as you know, gave a very specific and detailed explanation of what he thought occurred to Flight 800.
		And as you probably know, the latest thinking, not proclamation, because there has been none yet, regarding what they think might have happened with Flight 800 matches precisely what Major Dames said for the record.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Good morning.
unidentified		Oh, my gosh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my gosh.
unidentified		I'm enjoying you.
		My heart just goes, woo!
		I don't know.
		You're just dialing and dialing.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Where are you calling from?
unidentified		Oklahoma City.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		And I wanted to ask you, I missed the night with Chuck Carter.
		Can you, like, sum up in five words or something what happened?
		I know you probably don't want to.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		He's back on the air.
		That's five words?
		I think he's on Talk America 2, what's called Talk America 2.
		And he went back on the air two days ago.
unidentified		Okay, well, and I got your crank radio, and I love it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you got one of the Beijing radios.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Aren't they hot?
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Isn't that an amazing thing?
unidentified		Yep.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it absolutely is amazing.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That thing just runs and runs and runs and runs.
unidentified		Yeah, and I've told a lot of people about it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good for you.
unidentified		Yeah.
		All right.
		Well, thanks.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, and take care.
		I think that's five words.
		He's back on the air.
		Yes, five.
		And that was about two days ago, I believe.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hi.
unidentified		Zarbell.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It is.
unidentified		Hello.
		Hello.
		Yes, I'm Ed, calling from Evansville, Indiana.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Ed.
unidentified		Yeah, I want to talk about the guy that was talking about earlier about the flammable drink of water.
Debt, Deficit, and Penthouse Speculations 00:15:25
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah, flammable drinking water.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Just what?
unidentified		No such thing in this town, bud.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's good.
unidentified		We got the best drinking water probably in the whole county, in the whole country.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And I'm sure you'd like to keep it that way.
unidentified		Well, we will keep it that way.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		There you go.
unidentified		This is a good clean town.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Ah, boy.
		What a horrible idea.
		Putting a match to your drinking water and seeing it flame.
unidentified		The guy, I think he's flaming himself.
		Could be.
		Also, the main reason I wanted to call, I want to talk about Bob Dole.
		All right.
		The man, you know, the man has devoted his whole life for this country.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, he has.
unidentified		And, you know, I mean, what else can you say?
		What else does a president make?
		Okay?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What else, excuse me?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What else does a president make?
unidentified		Yes.
		You mean I meant that that way, okay?
		I mean, what else does make a president?
		You know, the man, I mean, you know, you don't hear anything about any kind of scandals against him.
		He's a lawyer.
		The man fought for his country, spent three years in hospital, came out, devoted his whole life to this country.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Why do you think he is so far behind in the polls?
unidentified		Why do I think?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		I think too many people don't really rely on their instincts and don't look enough into a candidate to really figure out who the man is.
		And they rely on TV and network TV as far as ABC, CBS, and NBC.
		I think they have a very big bias.
		And I know there's all kinds of newspapers and there are all kinds of different media and all that.
		But most people, I mean, there's all kinds of polls that also say that most people do get their news from TV and they believe what they see on TV.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That is true.
unidentified		And I think it's a shame.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I appreciate your call, sir, and we'll see what others have to say.
		So you think that people are taking their cue from the media.
		It is true that more people than not get their news from the media, from the major media.
		What do you think?
		What do the rest of you think?
		The tact taken by the Dole campaign of late has been to attack the president with regard to the donations made by the Indonesian company.
		Lippo.
		Do you think, why do you think that is not getting traction as an issue and why the polls continue to widen for Bill Clinton?
		Why do you think that is?
		Do you share that gentleman's belief that it is the media?
		First-time caller line, you're on the air.
		Hi.
joe in wisconsin ▲ ● ▼		Yes, good evening, Arkl.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		Yes, this is Al calling from Victoria, B.C. Canada.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Al.
unidentified		Listening from KKOH.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Reno, it's got a big signal going north.
joe in wisconsin ▲ ● ▼		I get a much better signal from that than the local KOMO because of the skip zone.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's exactly right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		There is a skip zone.
joe in wisconsin ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, I just thought I'd mention since you people are in an election coming up, my experience with election, and that is your vote counts because we had a municipal election here a few years ago, and my man lost by one vote, and I didn't vote.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And so you blame yourself, then.
unidentified		That's right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I guess under those circumstances, there would be nobody else you could blame.
unidentified		That's right.
unidentified		Another comment I'd like to make.
joe in wisconsin ▲ ● ▼		I just might be crazy enough to reserve myself the penthouse suite on your up-and-coming trip, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you would be crazy.
		I would love to be in that penthouse.
		Have you seen pictures of the penthouse on that ship?
unidentified		No, sir.
unidentified		I just got the brochure today.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Holy Jehoshaphats.
		Wait till you see the photographs of that.
		Fit for a king.
		Well, I'll look for you one way or the other, penthouse or bottom of the ship, either way.
		All right, take care.
		Yeah, the penthouse.
		They have a penthouse on that ship that you would not believe.
		But I think there's only one of them, one of them, and he says he's going to grab it.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi.
		Hi, Art.
		This is Bill in Portland.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Bill.
unidentified		I was listening to Rush this morning, and he was talking about somebody from the Democratic Party was saying that Medicare is going to go bankrupt within four years, and they want to get together with the Republicans and cut it more than the Republicans say they are.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I guess I've got to say this.
		I have pretty much stopped believing proclamations about our deficit, our debt, Medicare, Medicaid, where that's going to take us, and a lot of other things.
		I don't believe either side, my friend.
unidentified		And, you know, I really get mad that they keep talking about they cut the deficit, and they don't talk about how much our country is in debt.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, they don't.
unidentified		And that is the big problem here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir, it is.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And what's going to get us a few years out is going to be the debt, and nobody even uttered those words.
unidentified		That's right.
unidentified		They need to bring that up.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, they certainly do, and that accounts for a lot of my disgust with both candidates and, frankly, both parties.
unidentified		A lot of people I talk to don't even know the difference between the deficit and the debt.
		I know.
		And that's just a shame.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I know.
		And the Clinton administration has served up.
		You know, they have, in fact, cut the deficit, which is not bad.
		It's good.
		But the American people have been lulled into believing that means the debt situation is under control.
		All it means is we're piling on to the debt at roughly half the rate we were.
unidentified		Yep, exactly.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I appreciate your call.
		Okay, thanks a lot.
		Thank you.
		And I don't know what we're going to do about that.
		There seems no way to reasonably correct that misimpression.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hello, Art.
		Hi.
unidentified		This is Brett, calling from Ohio.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		Two things I want to cover with you.
		I want to agree with the guy that called about a half hour ago criticizing Clinton.
		I believe that Bill Clinton wants to take away our constitutional rights, and I believe we're going to see him in the second term do it very aggressively.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, the way to be doggone sure that he does not do it is to ensure there is a Republican Congress to go with the re-election of the president, which I'm convinced is going to occur.
unidentified		Yeah, but you know, the one problem we got, though, is that most Republicans are going along with Newt Gingrich, and I'm not too sure that he's that much better.
		They passed this Bill 3610 that you're familiar with it.
		You talked about it one night.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I sure did.
unidentified		Yeah, and you have to wonder about Newt Gingrich, too.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, sir, I'm wondering of late about both parties, and not too happy with either one.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm a practical person, and I have concluded Bill Clinton is indeed going to be re-elected, so I'm voting a Republican Congress.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That is our best hope.
unidentified		Right, right.
		Another thing I wanted to cover with you real quick is Robert Morning's guy.
		He now has a program on shortwave, and I thought maybe some of your listeners would be interested in knowing about it.
		He's on 9.955 at 5 p.m. in the afternoon.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		5 p.m. Universal?
unidentified		No, 5 p.m. Eastern Time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Eastern Time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		That'd be 2 p.m. on the West Coast.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to have to check it out.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		9.955, huh?
unidentified		Yeah, 9.955.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'll check it out.
unidentified		And one thing that I thought was very interesting that I didn't hear him mention the three times that he was on your show is that he doesn't believe that the aliens visiting this planet are benevolent.
unidentified		And he says he has been turned, he has been trying to shut up by the rest of the UFO community.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, there's a great debate going on about that.
		Thank you.
		And great debate going on about that.
		And I don't know the answer to it either.
		I am not convinced either way.
		I do believe there is a great probability that we are being visited.
		And I've had guests on that have thought they were benign and here to help us out and help us along and all the rest of it.
		Others who think these are not such nice guys.
		And I really haven't made up my mind yet.
		Maybe both are out there.
		I have no idea.
		But I wouldn't leap to any conclusion.
		We've got evidence on both sides, people who have been treated terribly, they say, and people who have been treated well and shown some sort of prophecy about how they're going to help us out.
		So I really have no idea.
		I'm not absolutely convinced they are here.
		And if they are, I certainly don't know what their temperament is.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		How you doing there, Art?
		I'm doing fine.
		I wonder why your buddy Ross Perot didn't come on the air with you like you asked him to.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I issued in the last election, sir, an invitation to Ross Perot.
		I issued an invitation to all the candidates this time.
		Ross Perot does not stay up late and will not stay up late.
unidentified		That's what I've heard.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you have heard correctly.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And obviously, if you look at my airtime, I'm on late.
unidentified		Yep.
unidentified		But I could see him 11 o'clock Pacific time coming on with you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		If he was on the Pacific coast, maybe, but I think he's even in bed before that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And 11 o'clock is 1 o'clock in Dallas.
unidentified		He's a good old boy.
		He's the bed on time, that boy.
		But you're disenfranchised with him now.
		You're not too crazy about him, I take it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I don't think that he is electable this year, if that answers your question.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		He is not going to be elected.
unidentified		And you think he's going to run again?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		It's a good question.
		He may allow another candidate to head the Reform Party next time.
		And I really think it comes down to that, that he will allow, because if he runs, he will be the candidate.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		In my opinion.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So if he sets the Reform Party loose, we may get another candidate next time.
unidentified		Okay.
unidentified		And just one thing, when you had the two candidates from the other parties, like the Libertarian.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		Thing that I'm scared about that, this guy gets in there.
		If they have their way, you can imagine the sweatshops, 13-year-old girls working 12-hour shifts.
		A lot of safety features will go out the window, let alone legalizing drugs, which I think is crazy.
		We have to have some government.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
		I do agree, sir.
		Believe me.
		I do agree.
		I am very much in the middle.
		And I do agree.
		I am not able to embrace libertarian philosophy.
		And I really, really, really like Harry Brown.
		He is a real thing.
		He believes in what he says.
		I just happen not to agree with all of it.
		Two important, non-trivial points.
		One is legalized drugs.
		Very bad idea, in my opinion.
		And the other is open borders.
		We have every right to control our borders, and we should be doing so.
		That is my view.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hello.
tim in denver ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Art.
tim in denver ▲ ● ▼		Steve from South Dakota.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hey, Steve.
john b wells ▲ ● ▼		I've got a couple quick things on the lighter side for you tonight, not talking science.
tim in denver ▲ ● ▼		All right.
john b wells ▲ ● ▼		I received the 20th tape show of your show two days ago.
tim in denver ▲ ● ▼		You did?
tim in denver ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
john b wells ▲ ● ▼		And I'm cataloging them all for reference and got quite a little library here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
john b wells ▲ ● ▼		And second of all, see if you can guess the artist of this song.
john b wells ▲ ● ▼		It's sort of a prophetic song about what's going on on the east and west coast right now with the fire on one coast and the rain on the other.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Right.
tim in denver ▲ ● ▼		Can you guess the artist?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No.
tim in denver ▲ ● ▼		James Taylor, Fire and Rain.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Fire and Rain.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay, well.
tim in denver ▲ ● ▼		That's all I got.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That certainly would fit.
		Thank you very much.
		Yeah, Fire and Rain.
		The East Coast, absolutely flooding, I think, quite a number of deaths on the East Coast due to the flooding.
		And, of course, on the West Coast, the fires, even at this hour, continue.
		And I hope they're getting under control.
		Wildcard Line, you're on the air.
		Hi.
unidentified		Well, good morning, Mr. Bell.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good morning to you.
unidentified		My name is John.
unidentified		I'm located in Portland.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, John.
unidentified		I'm listening to you all the time on KEX.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		Let me turn down my radio for a moment if I'm not.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, by all means, actually, turn it all the way off.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		There you go.
unidentified		Okay.
		Oops, there goes the phone.
		Okay.
		Yeah, Art, I wanted to know if you can answer a question for me that's been kind of bugging me for the last couple of weeks.
		I was reading an article about a high school student that was suspended from school because she gave a classmate mitol.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I don't think it was mitol, but it was an aspirin, yes.
unidentified		That just kind of, you know, kind of throws me in a tizzy.
unidentified		Why in the devil did they suspend her for just giving her an aspirin?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, their rule was no student will give any other student any drug, over-the-counter or otherwise.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That was the rule.
unidentified		Oh.
unidentified		Okay, just that, did it strike you strange at all?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		Yeah, because I thought I read something that occurred to another student in a different school that was either Tylenol or Advil or something like that.
		And they suspended that student, too.
		Well, I think they found it in a locker.
		And I thought, well, I can imagine, you know, doing it if they found pot or heroin or something like that in there.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I know, aspirin seems radical.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But on the other hand, there's a reason for the rule.
What Worries Me 00:01:37
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you for the call.
		It does sound a little rough, but suppose the other student had had some sort of allergy to that medicine.
		Then there would have been a real problem.
		There would have been a real problem.
		And I suppose that's why they have the rule.
		A little bit strict, yes, but probably proper.
		And they wanted the school nurse to dispense any medicine.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hi.
unidentified		Hello, Mr. Bell.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		This is Stefan Bill in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I'm fine.
unidentified		Good.
		I've sent you a couple of paxes off and on the past month or two.
		I don't know if you've received them.
		But at any rate, greetings from Albuquerque.
		This thing with the cats in Australia, my question is, do they know for sure it's safe for humans?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it did not cover that.
		It's always something to worry about.
		What worries me is, even if they've got it right and they've come up with a virus that will kill cats, how can they be sure they're going to keep it in Australia?
unidentified		Yeah, that's another concern, too.
		It could very easily, I would think, be transmitted.
		Other question is, too, I just wanted to tell you thank you very much for your show.
		And also, this stuff is getting very, very scary.
		You put together what Ed Dane says and Richard Hopeland says, and Malachi Martin, which I caught the first hour of.
Frightening Consensus 00:02:48
unidentified		It's frightening, frightening stuff.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it is in the sense that so many people from so many disciplines are all saying the same thing.
		Any one of them, you could probably ignore.
		Taken together, I think you ignore at your own peril.
unidentified		That's true.
		My question is: maybe next time you have guests of that ilk on, maybe you can ask them what we can do for a little hope because it's frightening.
		I have a 13-week-old son now, and it's scary.
		You know, it'd be interesting to say, is there any hope for the future at all?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, look, I'll tell you how I deal with it.
		And the way I deal with it is one day at a time, and no matter what anybody predicts for the future, I am going to continue living my life and enjoying my life as fully as I can for every day that I have left.
		And really, in the end, sir, when you've thought it through and you've listened to everybody, that's all you can do.
		You know, life goes on, right?
unidentified		That's true.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		One other quick thing: I will send you a picture of my baby who's going to be a baby chupacava for Halloween.
unidentified		Awkward going sayings and the long tongue on his pacifier.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Send me the photo.
unidentified		I will.
unidentified		It'll be very cute.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Take it out of my pacifier.
		All right.
		We'll be right back.
unidentified		The trip back in time continues with Art Bell hosting Coast to Coast AM.
		More somewhere in time coming up.
		Art Bells.
		Tonight, featuring Coast to Coast AM from the 22nd of October, 1996.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Carol, listening to KKEY, says, Art, Chuck Harter, is back.
		He wanted us to forward his appreciation for your interview.
		He also thinks you were very gracious to have him on.
		Moreover, he wants to know how many of his 48 cats he can ship to you.
		Yeah, that's my understanding.
		He has 48 cats.
Valid Candidate in Nicaragua 00:08:43
art bell ▲ ● ▼		48 cats.
		I cannot imagine in my wildest dreams 48 cats.
		I have three, and they represent a definite house full.
		Believe me, my three.
		Three cats are an interesting combination.
		Two cats are one thing, but when you get three cats, there's a different dynamic that takes hold, a different kind of pecking order, and different behavior altogether ensues.
		It's really weird.
		Dear Art, to correct a mistake you're relaying to your listeners, Dark Skies is on NBC.
		The World Series games are on Fox.
		That's right.
		I had it wrong.
		Only during the playoffs was Dark Skies preempted.
		And as your recent guest stated, the producer of Dark Skies, they are returning to the regular program schedule as of last Saturday.
		In other words, there will be no more preemptions due to baseball.
		Thanks.
		Chris from Las Vegas.
unidentified		Yes, you are correct.
unidentified		You are correct.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Art, I believe that you are not being responsible to your God-given right as a resident of the U.S. to cast a vote for a valid candidate.
		Your constant statements about this election being over are foolish.
		You do not remember the 1994 election, and the Bowls all said the Republicans would make little or no gains in either the House or the Senate.
		But alas, they were proven wrong.
		Well, and maybe they will be this time.
		The key word, though, is valid candidate.
		Sir, I don't like either one of these candidates.
		It's Chris.
		Chris, I don't like either one of these candidates.
		I'm going to be absolutely honest with you.
		I think Bob Dole is not as good as the Republicans think he is, nor is Bill Clinton as bad as many of you think that he is.
		He is not evil incarnate.
		But both of them are not to my taste at all.
		And I've thought this over very carefully.
		I am fortunate in my state in that I have an option to vote for none of the above, and that is exactly what I intend to do.
		And then I'm going to vote right down the line for a Republican House and Senate as I am able to do so.
		And I think that's, and I hope that's what's going to happen.
		In fact, I predict that is what's going to occur.
		President Clinton is going to be re-elected, I believe.
		And there'll be a bare majority retained in the House, I hope, and a majority retained in the Senate, I trust.
		And then I think in the year that follows the election, Bill Clinton is going to find himself in quite serious trouble.
		That's my forecast.
		All right, first time caller line, you're on the air.
		Good morning.
unidentified		Good morning.
unidentified		Wow, I've been trying for so long to get through.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, now you're here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Where are you calling from?
unidentified		I'm calling from Phoenix, Arizona.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay, KFYI.
unidentified		Exactly.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Where you guys have the only smart way of doing things, you don't change times twice a year.
unidentified		Right.
unidentified		I think we're the only place in the country.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, there may be one other.
		I would very much like to join you.
		I am so sick of changing clocks I could scream.
unidentified		I was just talking to my wife earlier.
		I must be out of state.
		She's up in Idaho.
		And it's kind of frustrating for her.
		She likes it down here as well, especially as cold as it is up there right now.
		But she's up there skiing, visiting her family and stuff.
		And I said, well, why don't I drive up there and we drive down and let's go over to Perrump Nevada?
		Oh, no.
		See what this Perumph place is all about.
		But, yeah, I've been really, really enjoying your show.
		It's a godsend.
		I mean, that someone would take the time to bring some of these issues to the air.
		I mean, it's like, I know you cannot act with impunity.
		I'm sure that there's concerns that may allay many of the issues that could be dealt with.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Not really.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, actually, the truth is I can talk about anything I want.
unidentified		Well, and you do.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And I do.
unidentified		And you certainly do.
unidentified		I'm amazed, and especially listening to some of the, you know, I mean, the variety of things that you've played, the backwards talking, that was just amazing.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, sir, man does not live by politics alone.
		At least I don't.
		And talk radio across America right now is almost, you know, unless you're Dr. So-and-so helping people out with their emotional problems.
		Otherwise, talk radio is all politics all the time.
		It's either going to have to change or as the leading format in America, it's going to die out.
unidentified		Well, I think you've made a really good point there as well.
		And I've been hoping that, you know, I've been kind of apathetic about it because it's like, you know, she just got through saying it.
		What do we have to choose from?
		What do we have to choose from?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It is not a good choice this year, sir.
unidentified		There's no choice.
		And I was thinking about Nicaragua, Little Nicaragua.
		I've been all through Latin America.
		I used to live in Central America.
		And, you know, they call the place Banana Republics, but they're really quite advanced, high literacy rates, very politically minded.
		You had 23 presidential candidates in Nicaragua.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Right.
unidentified		And very close election, monitored, all computerized.
		Yep.
		Very well done.
		Very, very well done.
		I was there in, let's see, I was there in 1979, July, when the Sandinistas took over the government.
		I was in the capital.
		And then I was there again.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, kidding.
unidentified		Oh, boy, right out of high school.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, man, that must have really been something.
unidentified		Yeah, two of my buddies taking a trip down to South America, you know, our post-graduation getaway trip kind of thing, you know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And you went to Nicaragua when Ortega took over.
unidentified		Yeah, well, we didn't know that was going on.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I understand.
unidentified		I was politically aware at that point.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I understand.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Nicaragua just looked like a nice place to visit.
unidentified		Well, it was part of the itinerary down to Buenos Aires, which is our destination.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		To their benefit, they did not return Mr. Ortega to power.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank goodness.
unidentified		But you know what?
		What was really amazing was we were airlifted back by the American embassy.
		They took a lot of people.
		They took us back out to Gucci Alpa.
		I guess we had an airbase there or something going on there before we started helping the Contras later.
		But anyway, I noticed in a photo that I saw in a periodical, what do you call it?
		A newspaper down there.
		They had Violeta Chomoro, who became the president.
		She rode into town in the victory procession alongside of Daniel Ortega.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
		I recall that.
		Thank you very much for the call.
		I recall that.
		And the elections in Nicaragua are definitely a bright spot.
		If we can just do something about Cuba, the world will indeed, in many ways, be a better place.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
unidentified		Good morning.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good morning.
unidentified		How are you today?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I am fine.
unidentified		My name is Kevin.
unidentified		I'm calling from LaFountain, Indiana.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		About the cats in Australia.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		I believe about a year ago, did they not try to get rid of the rabbits in Australia?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Correct.
unidentified		Okay, I was thinking they were trying to do that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they like designer Designer viruses down there.
unidentified		I see.
unidentified		There's one thing that the person has to remember about voting for Dole or Clinton this year.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What's that?
unidentified		Clinton is approving judges for, you know, he's already appointed more judges in his first term than Reagan ever did both terms that he was elected.
unidentified		And he's got a lot more judges to appoint.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you know, I would say that what you're raising is a good and valid point, except for the fact that if you look at the appointments that required congressional approval, ones that were made by Clinton and required approval of the Senate, almost inevitably, just like rubber stamps, they were approved.
Crop Circles and Witch Interviews 00:06:33
unidentified		Yes, I realize that.
unidentified		I would just, for some reason, would think that Dole would have a little bit more conservative thinking on when he goes to appoint these judges than what.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I would certainly like to think so, but the record would be that he helped confirm those that were sent to him by President Clinton.
		So why would you think that his appointments would necessarily be you know, I think both of them are going to be forced, if there is a Republican House, as there is now, no matter who would get in, to force people in, excuse me, to appoint people pretty much in the middle, no matter who gets in.
		Maybe I'm wrong.
		I don't think so.
unidentified		Well, I just thought I'd throw that out at the people out there.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, I appreciate it.
unidentified		One other thing, Art.
		I understand that you've been looking for a witch to interview.
		Oh, yes.
		There's a lady that I seen on the 700 club about a year ago, and she's no longer a witch today, but she was heavily involved in it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but she probably preaches the exact opposite today, right?
unidentified		Yeah, well, I...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		See, I want a real, I know I'm going to catch a lot of flack for this.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Every time I say it, I want a real wicked, broom-riden, house-crunched, serious witch.
unidentified		Well, see, this lady here, she was the queen of all the witches involved in black witchcraft in Europe for several years there.
unidentified		So she was heavily involved in it several years ago, and I just thought I'd mention that to you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, well, I'm glad you did.
		Thank you very much.
		And I will now immediately get back to saying there is no such thing.
		There is Wicca, but we're nice witches.
		And I know.
		I know.
		I am convinced, nevertheless, that if I keep looking, eventually I will find a real broom-riden, wicked witch of the North.
		And I'm going to interview one if it kills me.
		Well, it just might.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
unidentified		Hi, kid.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, how are you doing?
unidentified		I'm great.
		Good.
		I cannot believe that the Australian government wants to destroy cats.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, they do.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All of them.
unidentified		I'm a cat lover.
		There are some kids in our neighborhood that killed our cat who was great.
		His name was Lucifer.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Lucifer the cat?
unidentified		Oh, he was wonderful.
unidentified		He had a broken tail, and if you ever touched it, oh, Hades would break loose.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I see.
unidentified		But can't you put a cat's tail in a splint?
		Well, my daughter found him in a gunny sack.
		Somebody, when the litter was born, somebody put him in a gunny sack and threw him in a ditch full of water.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, gosh.
unidentified		He was the only one who lived.
		And we raised him from very, very little.
		But we have a cat named Demon.
		Demon?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Demon and Lucifer?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Who decides on the names for your cats?
unidentified		It's a combined effort.
		My daughter found this demon at the post office, and he has these really bugged eyes.
		It looks like somebody scared the heck out of him.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You mean kind of like this.
unidentified		Real close.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Recognize that sound?
unidentified		Oh, yeah, often.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You step on Lucifer's tail, that's what happens.
unidentified		I'm afraid so.
		But I really think that the whole thing is completely out of control.
		If you want to get rid of the cats, pretty soon someone's going to say, well, I'm a postal worker, and we need to get rid of all the dogs.
		And then pretty soon, somebody's going to say, well, we need to get rid of all the coyotes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, either way, the postal workers would be your right group.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		My mother-in-law is a postal worker.
unidentified		It's a Santa Ana post office.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I get in so much trouble for that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		She wanted you.
		How you doing, Eric?
		I'm all right.
		This is Alan from Junction City in Oregon.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		Just woke up here a while ago, and like I do, I work during the day, but I leave the show on the radio at night.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		Boy, you make for some weird dreams.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I make weird radio, actually.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah, and I thank you for it.
unidentified		Yeah, we're listening to Dreamland with Linda Sunday night.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Linda Molten Howe.
unidentified		Yeah, good show.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It was a good show, yes.
unidentified		And like you, I spent some time down in the central coast.
unidentified		I lived in Santa Maria for many years.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Ah, yes.
unidentified		And I'm pretty good friends with a lot of the Chumash people down there.
unidentified		And you know where Point Conception is?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
unidentified		Okay, Point Conception is called the Western Gate.
unidentified		It's the departing place for souls.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It is.
unidentified		Mm-hmm.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
unidentified		And when I heard about that crop circle, I just said, oh, geez, I wonder what it looks like.
		And then you guys described it a little bit, and I said, ah, sounds like the cave paintings.
		Yep.
		And I just, yeah, it's getting close.
		Another thing I thought about was with the crop circles, you know, what's going to happen when, I live in Oregon now, you know, we've got all these trees up here.
		What happens when you get a crop circle made out of trees?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You would, I guess you'd be able to see that from the city.
unidentified		I think that might catch somebody's attention, yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know, I had a fact from somebody the other day who claimed to have a crop circle.
		Are you ready for this?
		On her rug.
		Now you watch.
		We'll start something.
		We'll start with the rug circles.
		How many of you monitor your carpets, folks, and let's see how many rug circles we get out there.
Two Years On 00:03:06
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, after all, if you can have a crop circle in wheat, if you can have one on grass, even bare ground, then why not on wall-to-wall carpeting?
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hi.
unidentified		Oh, for crying out loud.
unidentified		I gave up on you two hours ago.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, then how did you just now get there?
unidentified		I've got the phone hit redow, man.
		Oh.
		Hey, let's say we meet in the middle and set our clocks back half an hour and leave it at that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know, maybe that would be the kind of protest that would finally get somebody's attention.
unidentified		Hey, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		I've been listening to you now for about two years.
unidentified		And here recently with going through Clinton's term in his office, you talk, you distress me.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm sorry you're distressed.
unidentified		Two years ago, we wanted Republicans, right?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		Why don't we want them still?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I still do.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I intend to vote, as a matter of fact, entirely Republican down below the presidential ticket.
unidentified		Right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But I have come to the conclusion, sir, though I know it distresses you, that for a president right now, there is very little difference between what these two men will do.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, there is a difference between what they say, but very little difference between what they do.
unidentified		Right.
unidentified		I understand what they will do.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do you believe that to be correct or incorrect?
unidentified		I understand what you're saying, okay.
		But issues are issues.
		You can't please all the people all the time.
		Say both of these candidates were just Cheerio, Democratic or Republican.
		There was no scandalism, no nothing.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Scandalism.
unidentified		There was nothing in the media that's been tearing Clinton down and getting people hyped up or whatnot.
unidentified		Say they were both.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		In other words, if it was a perfect world.
unidentified		Well, something like that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Say it was.
tim in denver ▲ ● ▼		Right.
unidentified		What would you, how would you vote?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, if there was no scandal.
tim in denver ▲ ● ▼		Right.
unidentified		Just wipe the slate clean.
		It's hard to do, too, with all these things that's been going on.
		You know, honestly, would you vote Republican or Democratic?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It would depend on the candidates.
		Okay.
		I don't vote a straight party line.
40 Clocks Tight Squeeze 00:02:54
tim in denver ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I just don't do that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I vote for the person.
unidentified		Hey, has anybody ever asked you this question?
		What kind of car do you have?
		Or vehicles, cars?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I have two Geometros.
unidentified		Two?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		My wife and myself.
unidentified		All right.
unidentified		How big is your house?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You mean in square foot?
		Sure.
		I think it's about 1,600 square feet.
unidentified		1,600?
		And you got all that?
		And you got what now?
		A good 30.
		You missed your computer, too.
		You got a clock on your computer, right?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sir, I have clocks on everything.
unidentified		I know.
		1,600 square foot home, and you got a good 40 clocks.
		You got a tight squeeze, man.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I got a good 40 clocks.
		There's no question about it.
		Maybe 50.
		As a matter of fact, I'll tell you what I'll do.
		This time, I will count the clocks.
		How's that?
unidentified		No wonder comets bouncing off the walls.
unidentified		I'll talk to you later.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		Bye.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Take care.
		I will count the clocks this time, and I'll let you know.
		There's clocks in everything.
		See, I like electronic gizmos, and they are all over my house.
		And each one has a clock.
		Believe me, each one has a clock.
		Radios everywhere.
		They all have clocks.
		Cam radios, they have clocks.
		VCRs have clocks.
		Televisions have clocks.
		Clocks, clocks, clocks.
unidentified		We're listening to Art Bell Somewhere in Time.
		Tonight, featuring Coast to Coast AM, from the 22nd of October, 1996.
		Art Bell.
		Tonight, featuring Coast to Coast A.M. from October 22nd, 1996.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Once again, here I am.
		Hi, Art.
		I understand you would like a real broom-riding wicked witch from the north.
		I can put you in touch with my mother-in-law up in Canada.
unidentified		I'll not sign this for obvious reasons.
unidentified		Coward.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Art, nearly four weeks ago, I called for information on your cruise to Egypt and other interesting places.
		I have received nothing.
		They have processed thousands and thousands of requests for information, so maybe yours got lost.
		Call them again.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Good morning, Art.
Treaties and Balances 00:06:40
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good morning.
unidentified		This is Roberta in Walla Walla.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Roberta in Walla Walla?
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
unidentified		Listening on Kona.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		K-O-N-A and Tri-Cities.
unidentified		That's right.
		Just trying to get through to you for the longest time, and I finally made it.
		I'm glad you did.
		By the way, I wanted to ask you, how is Comet?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Comet is better by the day.
unidentified		Good going.
		I've got my cat Spock curled up next to me here.
		He's listening to you, too.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do you know what Comet will now let me do?
unidentified		What?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Kiss him.
		I can put my, I can actually go up and go on his side, you know, on the fur.
		Believe me, there was a day when I would have lost half my face for trying that.
		So that is serious progress.
unidentified		Well, my cat Spock kisses me all the time.
unidentified		And, you know, you tell people about that who don't necessarily like cats, and they say, ooh, you know, but it's nice.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, these are people who don't matter.
unidentified		That's true.
		A few weeks ago, I sent you a letter about a UFO sighting at our local high school here.
		And I don't know if you had occasion to get it yet or not.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I think I do recall it at a local high school.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, I do recall it.
unidentified		Kind of fizzled out.
		I didn't hear too much more about it.
		But what I actually wanted to mention concerning the election, our favorite subject.
		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's bearing down on us.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know, we're less than two weeks away now.
unidentified		Yes, that's true.
unidentified		I happened to hear just a little bit of your program with the two gentlemen from the Libertarian Party.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, and the Taxpayers' Party.
unidentified		Right.
unidentified		And I didn't happen to hear if either one of them mentioned anything about treaties that Clinton has entered into with the United Nations.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, the United Nations was mentioned, I don't think, specific treaties.
unidentified		Yeah, there's two that I don't think most people are very aware of them, mostly because the media doesn't talk about them, and Clinton really doesn't talk about them.
unidentified		But there's two treaties in particular, the Treaty on the Rights of the Child, and the other one is on biodiversity.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, actually, treaties are not something that Clinton or any other president can just enter into.
unidentified		Right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Treaties require ratification by two-thirds of the Senate if they are really treaties.
unidentified		Exactly.
unidentified		And probably the reason they haven't been ratified is because we've had Republicans in there that have been keeping a check and balance on things.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, and if we're smart, we will keep Republicans in there.
unidentified		Absolutely.
unidentified		That's the thing I'm hoping for, that at least if Clinton is re-elected.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm a realist, and I do believe he is going to be reelected.
		I'm not here to be a cheerleader.
		I'm reading the tea leaves the way I think they're dropping.
		And so my feeling now is to concentrate on keeping the checks and the balances in place.
unidentified		Absolutely.
		I would be interested in people commenting if they have heard anything about these particular treaties.
		I've been trying to, you know, get more information on them myself.
		But when you delve into them and find out what they really say, you know, they're going to take the sovereignty of the United States completely away.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, let's see what we can find out from the audience, all right?
unidentified		Hey, and Art, I'm sure glad I finally got to talk to you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm glad you made it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
unidentified		You keep me company many a night here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Take care.
		Yes, it makes the night go faster.
		If you're out on the road, talk radio is really cool on the road.
		You can only take so much of the music and the beat, and then you've just had enough, and you've got to go do something else.
		And your mind with talk radio will be occupied in a way it never can be with music.
		As a matter of fact, music, after all, will begin to put you to sleep.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi.
		Hi there, Italian Stallion.
		How are you doing?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm doing fine.
unidentified		Hey, that show Friday night with Malachi Martin.
		Yeah, that was very, very chilling and very fascinating.
		I think he was right on about a lot of stuff when you asked him about the Antichrist and all that.
		That was really, my radio started fading really bad in and out when he started answering that question.
		It started banging on my radio and everything.
		Really?
		Yeah, I said, oh, no, I want to hear this part because that was a really good question.
		And anyway, I wanted to ask you, do you know anything about that, the Turkish government?
		How come they don't want to let the newer expedition teams or the latest expedition teams go up to that arc?
		Because they've got some real high-tech equipment that could...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm not exactly sure what you're talking about.
		The Turkish government, I know the Egyptian government is having some war with people who want to come in, the antiquities people in Egypt.
		Is that what you're talking about?
unidentified		No, I'm talking about the Noah's Ark up in Ararat.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yes, Ararat.
unidentified		Yeah, I think that would answer everybody's question in the world about the Bible and all that other stuff.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, maybe.
		I've seen the satellite photos of what is said to be Noah's Ark.
		Now, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
		Some of the satellite photographs look very interesting.
		Other people say it is nothing but an interesting formation.
		So I don't know what the truth is, sir.
unidentified		Yeah, well, I think we ought to do more research up there.
unidentified		But otherwise, you have a good one, Art, and I'll see you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, take care.
		First time call our line, you're on the air.
		Hello?
unidentified		Hello.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		Yeah, Harold from Crew.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello, Harold.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah.
unidentified		Last spring I was in Vegas, and I went to Psychic to do a past-life regression.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		And I asked her if she'd take the last five minutes and bring me into the future.
unidentified		And I wanted to know if the stock market was going to crash and when.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Right.
unidentified		She asked me when the stock market was going to crash, and I said, one month after the big earthquake.
		And she said, what earthquake?
		And I said, the one down the Mississippi.
		It's going to be twice as wide and twice as deep as the Grand Canyon is.
Ruthless Cunning Politician 00:05:38
art bell ▲ ● ▼		When is that going to be?
unidentified		Next spring.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Next spring.
		All right.
		Well, let's see.
		That would be just about the right time.
		That would be the spring of 97, right?
		So there'll be an earthquake and then a stock market crash.
		Gee, you would think the market crash would follow the earthquake a little bit closer than that even, you know, like next day.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Going once, going twice, gone.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Charlie Liberal in California.
charlie in unknown ▲ ● ▼		Well, Now the Republicans have put their foot in it this time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, not again.
unidentified		Here's the funny thing.
charlie in unknown ▲ ● ▼		They run against Bill Clinton on characters, and who do they put up against him?
		Only a man that's been in politics for 35 years.
		Now, this might come as a surprise to them, but there are only two positions that are rated lower than politicians.
		One being used car salesman and the other being lawyer.
unidentified		Now, tell me.
charlie in unknown ▲ ● ▼		Now, the American people obviously looked at this and they decided.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I thought the media was in there somewhere.
charlie in unknown ▲ ● ▼		Well, that'd probably be right rate in the top 10, you're right.
		But the thing of it is, though, if they had run someone like Coleman Powell or somebody of that ill, say some general with a clean record or something like that, yeah, you could have got that contrast there.
		But to say, okay, Bill Clinton's a low character, so we're going to give you Bob Dole, it's absolutely, it's laughable.
unidentified		And I mean, it's a joke.
charlie in unknown ▲ ● ▼		It's like saying, oh, okay, instead of Charles Manson, we're going to give you some other guy that's been locked up for 12, 13 years, whatever.
charlie in unknown ▲ ● ▼		The thing about it is that once you become a politician, most people believe, and I think correctly so, that they're all muddy, that they're all dirty, especially when it's been around for 35 years.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you just said it yourself, Charles.
		Most people believe that they're all muddy now.
		They're all dirty.
		And for the most part, I agree with those people, and apparently you do too, and that would include your candidate, would it not?
charlie in unknown ▲ ● ▼		Well, the thing about Bill Clinton, though, is that he's never been attracted to money.
charlie in unknown ▲ ● ▼		Now, Bill Clinton is an extremely aggressive politician, make no mistake about that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Charlie, if he's not attracted to money, what was he doing with Whitewater?
charlie in unknown ▲ ● ▼		Well, I think his wife has more to do with that than he does.
charlie in unknown ▲ ● ▼		But the whole thing of it is that Bill Clinton is probably the most ruthless politician other than maybe Richard Nixon I've ever seen.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		He is ruthless.
unidentified		You're right.
unidentified		He's absolutely ruthless.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, he is.
unidentified		He's very, very cunning.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
charlie in unknown ▲ ● ▼		But the thing about it in politics, unfortunately, those qualities are absolutely necessary.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Ruthless, Charlie, ruthless and cunning in the tradition, I would say, of Lyndon Johnson.
unidentified		I'd say in the tradition of Lyndon Johnson.
charlie in unknown ▲ ● ▼		Unfortunately, though, to be an effective politician, you've got to be ruthless.
		You've got to be cunning because don't forget, the other guy's coming after you with all he has, too.
		So you have got to understand that you can't be a nice guy and survive.
		Unfortunately, Democrats in the past have not been able to understand that concept.
		Thank God that we got a Democrat like Bill Clinton who finally understands that he's going to be able to get down in the mud in order to win.
		And the Republicans are just being out-Republican because they've done this in the past.
unidentified		And now you've got Bill Clinton doing it, and they can't deal with that.
unidentified		But I think it's terrific.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		There is a lot of truth in that, Charlie.
		Thank you.
		There is a lot of truth in that.
		Bill Clinton gets right down in the mud.
		He is certainly ruthless.
		He is certainly cunning.
		He has certainly adopted a lot of tactics that the Republicans have used successfully throughout the years, as well as many of their positions.
		He's done that.
		He is, I agree, ruthless and cunning.
		On the other hand, Bob Dole is a compromiser, an ineffective campaigner, and to a large degree has been hampered by right-wing talk show hosts who have slammed Clinton much harder than he should have been slammed, so hard that the American people have become numb.
		This whole scandal business.
		The American people have simply become numb when you accuse people of drug dealing and murder and every financial scandal and so forth and so on that one can imagine.
		Then when you have a candidate who comes along like Bob Dole, who is not particularly a good campaigner, and he hits Clinton with what he considers to be a reasonable allegation.
		For example, this campaign finance business, the American people go, I mean, that's nothing compared to what he's been hit with before and has basically bounced off him.
		So I think an awful lot of talk show hosts have done a tremendous disservice to the proper political process in America.
Art On Reincarnation 00:09:00
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They have literally made people in this country numb.
		Numb.
		Anybody out there really disagree with that?
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Art, I called you one day last week and I was on the subject of reincarnation and I got the impression you didn't want to talk about it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'm pleased to talk about it.
unidentified		Oh, well, I wondered if you would get a guest on who would be opposed to it, and you said you were going to have the priest on Friday.
unidentified		But I listened to the whole program, and it never came up, the subject of reincarnation.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I see.
		Well, it would have been obvious.
		I mean, he's a Catholic priest.
unidentified		Well, I wonder, yeah, but see, there are pros and cons to the subject, and I would like to hear somebody who has arguments against it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Excuse me, ma'am.
		Why don't you go ahead and make some now?
		What do you think about that?
unidentified		Okay, the people who believe in it, they say that we keep reincarnating and coming back because they say that's the way we learned.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		If you remember, they always say that.
unidentified		They say that's how we learn.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		And yet on the program Friday night, you and the priest both agreed that we are lost.
unidentified		I don't know if you remember that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I remember it clearly.
unidentified		Yeah.
		Well, if we keep reincarnating to come back to learn, you should think we would find our way by now.
		We would not be lost.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, in other words, we would become wiser and wiser and wiser.
unidentified		Instead of that, we're getting dumber and dumber and dumber.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, there's another problem with reincarnation, and that is that there are constantly more people on the earth.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		In other words, more souls.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Right?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So maybe those who are learning and becoming wiser because of reincarnation, if it does exist, are being, in effect, outvoted by the new souls coming along who don't know a damn thing.
unidentified		I don't know.
		That's why I would like.
		Now, when you first came on this radio station, when you left the other station, I remember hearing you say that you intended to have Roy Masters as a guest.
		And I don't know.
		Maybe you changed your mind, but I would like to hear him talk about it for a minute.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, I haven't changed my mind at all.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I had Roy several times, as you know.
unidentified		Oh, and then I must have missed.
		I hear you.
		I seldom miss your program, but I never heard him on your program.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my.
unidentified		Oh, no.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, then you must not catch them all.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's all I can say, because I've had Roy on, I would say, over the years, probably At least a half dozen times.
unidentified		Since you've been on this station?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I don't know what station you're listening to.
unidentified		The one you're on now.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm on 300 stations, ma'am.
unidentified		Well, no, I mean, oh, I'm in Las Vegas.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay, that helps.
		You mean KVEG?
		Yeah, maybe not since we've been on KVEG.
		That's right.
unidentified		Well, that's what I mean, you know.
		And I know you had him before that, yes.
		Oh.
		Would you consider having him?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Of course.
unidentified		I think he's very, very interesting.
unidentified		And or him or any guest who would give the arguments against reincarnation.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do you think he does not believe in it?
unidentified		I'm not sure, but I think he does not.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Would it surprise you if you found out he did?
unidentified		Yeah, yes, it would.
		I think I heard him a lot.
		I've listened to him for 30 years, and a long time ago, I heard him say something about that this would be something the devil would want because people could keep messing up their lives each time, and they say, well, I got another chance.
		I'll reincarnate, and I'll do better the next time.
		And they never do.
		This was an argument I heard him give a long time ago.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I see.
		All right.
		Well, maybe I'll have him on.
		How about that?
unidentified		Oh, I'm going to make sure I never miss your program because I won't know ahead of time unless you announce it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I usually do announce guests ahead of time.
unidentified		Oh, thank you very much, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're welcome.
		Take care.
		Glad you called.
		And that was Las Vegas indeed.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		Hello, Art.
		Mike in Nashville.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Mike.
unidentified		How are you doing, sir?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Fine.
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		Listen, I tried to get through Friday when you had Father Martin on.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		I was unable to and all.
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		I had a couple of questions I wanted to ask him, but I know this had to be pumping through your mind.
unidentified		Did you catch all of the parallels?
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		I mean, almost right down to the T of the things that you saw in the next three or four years that Major Dames has already talked about?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Stop me cold.
unidentified		Man.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I knew to the audience that listens to my show, I really didn't even have to say anything.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I knew all of you were catching it.
unidentified		Oh, golly, boy.
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it was right down to the T.
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		But he said one thing that jumped out at me when we started talking about the Antichrist, whether he is yet to come or may already be here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Right.
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		He'll be the one that will present these problems to us and then maybe show the solution.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		And that was scary, but I really enjoyed that interview with him.
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		He did say that he would come back anytime, and I'm glad he said that.
unidentified		So I hope you have him back more often.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I will.
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		But the parallels there with what I just can't wait until Ed Dames comes back after he has spent a month or two with putting all his resources into this next three and a half, four years.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, well, it was so obvious the things that just went click, click, click, click, not just Ed Dames, but so many of my other guests.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And then to have somebody of the church on who I just, it stopped me cold.
		And I just, I thought, I don't even need to call attention to this.
		They're all getting it.
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'll tell you what, Art, I've turned 50 years old, August 1st, and I don't know whether this comes with getting older or what, but I know that something has changed in my life just in the last four or five years.
		I think when you get older, you get more spiritual.
		You get more introspective within, you know, looking into yourself.
		And I've become aware of a lot of things that are happening around me and around the world that I never have been concerned about before.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Same thing.
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		You know, concern myself about them enough to put these things together.
unidentified		No, I hear you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm 51 years old, and I have begun to awaken to many of the same things, sir.
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		It is really an adventure, and I think that we might see a wave of more of this.
		But if anybody was ever the conduit to bring these things to the attention of people, I think you're doing a wonderful job, buddy.
		As a matter of fact, I bought me an espresso machine.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, look, I got to run.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We're at the news here.
unidentified		All righty.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You take care of, my friend.
unidentified		This is Premier Networks.
		That was Art Bell hosting Coast to Coast AM on this Somewhere in Time.
		Somewhere in Time with Art Bell continues, courtesy of Premier Networks.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Welcome to the program.
		Those of you who join at this hour, anything is possible tonight, anything at all.
		Who knows?
		But then again, that's kind of the way I like it.
		Since I tell you folks everything, and I try to, I'm going to tell you something now because there's about to be a change on the air.
		Since before I went on the air this evening, my wife has been having a severe asthma attack, and it is particularly severe right now.
Morality In Between 00:06:38
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So I'm sorry, but at this point, I'm going to bail out, folks, and I'm going to go help her.
		She's having a difficult time breathing.
		So if you're listening up there at the network on my mark, please roll the tape.
		That's it, folks.
		Mark. See you tomorrow.
unidentified		No, no, no.
charlie in unknown ▲ ● ▼		What I'm saying is that on a morality level, the American people have decided that Bill Clinton is no angel, but he's no Richard Nixon.
unidentified		He's probably someplace in between, which is correct.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I think that's about right.
unidentified		And they've decided that that, although it's not maybe basic on the screen.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		In between Richard Nixon and an angel, and that there's a lot of territory in there.
unidentified		Exactly.
charlie in unknown ▲ ● ▼		And Bill Clinton is acceptable on a morality scale.
unidentified		And then has he done the job?
unidentified		The answer to that is yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Let's examine this.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		If Richard Nixon was a zero, okay, and an angel is a 10, where would you say Bill Clinton would be?
charlie in unknown ▲ ● ▼		I would put Bill Clinton more toward the, you know, toward the lack of morality scale.
unidentified		But let me say this real fast.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, like a two or a zero.
unidentified		Let me say this real fast.
charlie in unknown ▲ ● ▼		The best executives, and a psychologist.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wait, wait a minute.
		I really want to be clear.
		Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, I want to be clear on this.
		Is he closer to Richard Nixon or an angelic form?
unidentified		He's probably closer to Richard Nixon, but let me say this real fast.
charlie in unknown ▲ ● ▼		The best executives tend to be sociopaths, people with sociopathic personalities, who actually tend to be great mass murderers.
		But the thing about it is that people who are executives have to, to some extent, be ruthless and be heartless.
		And so if you look at some of our best friends, morality speaking, they haven't been very good people, but they've been very good executives.
		And that's why I think that actually helps Bill Clinton.
unidentified		Doesn't hurt him.
unidentified		It helps him.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Would you like to be a smoking cop?
unidentified		A what?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		A smoking cop.
unidentified		What is that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		A nicotine policeman.
unidentified		No, but I think we're going to need those.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hey, tobacco flatfoot.
unidentified		I think it's going to come down to that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm sure it is, but you wouldn't want to personally be one.
unidentified		Personally be one?
unidentified		Yeah.
charlie in unknown ▲ ● ▼		No, but I think what we can do is have, if we had people who were strong on an anti-smoking scale, as they did some of these religious anti-abortion people, we could get a lot of things done because those people, even though I hate their guts, those people know what to do.
charlie in unknown ▲ ● ▼		If we got some people out with signs who are willing to go and break into some of these places and do some aggressive stuff, then I think we could get something done on that anti-smoking level because that's what it's going to take.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, Charles, thank you.
		There's been missing for a while.
		There he is back.
		Like bad weather.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
rick meister gerhardt in california ▲ ● ▼		Rickmeister Gerhardt, Oakland, California.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		When it rolls, it rolls.
rick meister gerhardt in california ▲ ● ▼		I tell you, it's not every day I get to follow Charlie.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's true, Hickmeister.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So what's on your mind?
rick meister gerhardt in california ▲ ● ▼		Well, I tell you, if I had to put an angel and Richard Nixon and Billary Clinton in a line, I think Richard Nixon would somewhere be in the middle between Billary and the Angel.
		Because, you know, we had people who went to jail for three years for looking at one or two files.
		The Clinton Eastas have had 900 900 files of FBI confidential files of people that they have been looking at.
		And this is not going near the Whitewater scam that he was running.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Why do you think there has not been a similar ruckus or even greater, considering the number of files, raised?
rick meister gerhardt in california ▲ ● ▼		Because the media is run by the liberals.
rick meister gerhardt in california ▲ ● ▼		That's why.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, yeah, but I mean, you don't even see sound clips of Republicans screeching and yelping and jumping up and down.
rick meister gerhardt in california ▲ ● ▼		Now, if we had a real true conservative like Pat Buchanan who was running, he would be chewing up and spitting out not only the liberal media.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But Heitmeister, you don't.
		He didn't win.
		Bob Dole won.
rick meister gerhardt in california ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's why we have to vote for Bob Dole, okay?
		It's like going up on top of a mountain and pointing your hands in two opposite directions.
		On one hand, you'll have a mountain range 50 miles to the left, and you look to your right 50 miles and you'll see Las Vegas.
		Even though those two things that you're pointing at are 100 miles apart, the hands that are pointing at them are relatively close together.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sleimmeister, the way I think about it is it's like going up to the top of a mountain, to use your analogy.
rick meister gerhardt in california ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'm not telling you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And standing on the very top and jumping off in any direction.
rick meister gerhardt in california ▲ ● ▼		No, no.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're dead no matter what you do.
rick meister gerhardt in california ▲ ● ▼		The two hands are relatively close together.
		However, they are pointing in absolutely different directions.
		See, we need a Republican president to go with a Republican Congress so we can undo the damage that has been done to this country, the damage that has been done to our Constitution by 40 years.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What damage are you referring to?
rick meister gerhardt in california ▲ ● ▼		I'm referring to gun control.
rick meister gerhardt in california ▲ ● ▼		I'm referring to the...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, but wait a minute.
unidentified		Wait a minute.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, gun control, all right?
		That's why.
		Bob Dole, after all, signed off on an awful lot of gun control, and you know it.
		So how's he going to undo it?
		I mean, he was part of the doing it.
rick meister gerhardt in california ▲ ● ▼		Did he vote for the Brady bill?
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		He did.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he sure did.
unidentified		Well, hey, well, that's.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, all right, Heitmeister.
		Thank you for the call.
		But, I mean, that's the truth.
		You know, you better look into it.
April 15th Incident 00:15:40
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Before you get too carried away, you better look into it.
		That's why I say it's like going up on top of a mountain.
		It doesn't matter which way you jump.
		You're going to be dead when you hit the rocks.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Speaking of rocks.
		I'm just fine.
unidentified		Good.
unidentified		I'm in KTMO where all the fire engines and the police cars carry the paw letters.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They should.
unidentified		Did you, you know, I just got done reading your book, and I saw that you used to be an engineer at Cootie.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
unidentified		God, I grew up in Oceanside.
		And in Oceanside, in 1979, I reported to KUDE that there was a UFO.
		It was like on Halloween night.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No kidding.
unidentified		No kidding.
		My sister and I both called KUDE, and we called this the Sheriff's Department, or, you know, actually San Diego Sheriff's Department, and the Oceanside Police Department.
		And it was just like phenomenal.
		It didn't even dawn on me when it was.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Actually, I was both.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I was an engineer, and I was on the air there as well.
unidentified		Oh, no kidding.
		Yeah, it was just unbelievable.
		Do you remember the airplane that crashed in Thunder Hills over on Annette Street?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm sorry, I don't know.
unidentified		You don't?
		Oh, there was a little, I don't know, I might not have been there then.
		Okay, well, it was about the same time era.
		There was a little airplane that crashed into a house behind my parents' home where I grew up.
		And I lived at home at that time.
		I'm in Kansas City now, by the way, at KTMO.
		And anyway, there was a single plane engine or a single engine plane that crashed to the house right behind us.
		It was just about the same, you know, time era, and I thought...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Very, very disconcerting.
unidentified		Yes, it was.
		Well, it was a horrible incident.
		The guy did walk away from it, by the way.
		But I remember KUDE covered that, and it was very interesting.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it may have been at a time I wasn't there.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		KUDE was really something else.
unidentified		You know, for Oceanside, it was just way ahead of its time.
unidentified		It was unbelievable.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No question about it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We rocked.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
		God, it really did, you know, compared to what was that guy's name down in San Diego with the big beard.
		And I can't think of this guy's name down at KTB.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're not talking about Wolfman.
unidentified		Yes.
unidentified		Yeah, he was something else in the chili.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		May he rest in peace.
unidentified		Yeah.
		Oh, yeah.
		He was wonderful.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, listen, I've got a scoot.
		Thank you very, very much for the call.
		Take care.
		That was Wolfman.
		May he rest in peace.
unidentified		Wolfman.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		He's passed on, you know.
		I got a piece of email earlier in the day from somebody that tells me that my name, there's a company, I guess, called California Air Checks, and they air-checked a lot of the people who were in California radio in years past.
		And my name is listed as having air checks on file with this group at 91X, where I used to work.
		Extra.
		That was back in the days when we had to drive down to Tijuana.
		And so I may be able to get my hands on some extra air checks of when I was there.
		If I do, I'll play them for you.
		That would be indeed something.
		So we'll see.
		I got that email yesterday, and that would be a little further into my career, so I wouldn't sound quite as beginner-ish as I did with the old pirate station down at Amarillo at Amarillo Air Force Base.
		That was almost embarrassing to play.
		And I would actually imagine even some of the extra stuff now might be embarrassing, but I bet it'd be fun to listen to.
		Father Malachi Martin.
		Friday night, Saturday morning, right here.
		He is an official spokesman for the Vatican.
		He for 30 years, 30 years, has been doing exorcisms for the church.
		He's going to be my guest Friday night, Saturday morning.
unidentified		So prepare thyself.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's going to be a rough ride, I sense.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hey, Arbell is the Italian Stallion.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		Did you hear on the top of the hour, I guess, England's calling a halt to all handguns?
unidentified		Yeah, they said on the ABC News at 3 o'clock.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They're calling a halt to hold all handguns.
unidentified		Yeah, I heard it pretty clearly, so it's pretty shocking, but they've been wanting to do that a long time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's underway in Australia, you know.
unidentified		But yeah, I just wanted to mention that, and it's good to have the old Charlie Liberal back.
unidentified		He sounded like he came back from the dead.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		He sounded pretty widely, didn't he?
unidentified		Yeah, he sure did.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's harder to get through is what it is these days, as I'm sure you've noted.
unidentified		Yeah, but like you said, I'm not going to miss that debate for all the tea and probably all Europe, too.
		Uh-huh.
		But anyway.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And in London, they have a lot of tea in London.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		More than guns, apparently.
unidentified		Yeah, but they did ban that, so you might want to see if the other callers heard that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, the English have a lot of trouble with tea.
unidentified		Yeah, but they've called a halt to all handguns.
unidentified		It kind of shocked me when I heard that at the top of the hour.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, I appreciate the call.
unidentified		Thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They called a halt.
		You mean they've banned all handguns?
		Got to turn them in, huh?
		We are working on a project that will have this program delivered to all of the British Isles for two hours every night.
		In turn, our network is going to carry two hours of the British talk radio at another time segment during the day.
		And so it's kind of like a student exchange, except with broadcasting.
		So eventually we're going to be on the air in all of Britain.
		And that'll be something, won't it?
		That would be nice.
		Anybody in England right now?
		Let me give out my number, if you wouldn't mind, my international number.
		If you're in England, if you're in Britain and you're listening to us right now, how about a call?
		I would absolutely love it.
		Anybody in Britain, call us now.
		And the way you do it, toll-free, it won't cost you a penny, is get hold of the ATNT operator there or get the AT ⁇ T USA Direct Country Code and then call 800-893-0903.
		Somebody ought to be listening on the internet in Britain.
		Call us 800-893-0903.
		Let me give that one more time.
		Get hold of the AT ⁇ T operator and tell her you want to call 800-893-0903 in the good old USA, and it will be toll-free.
		It will not cost you a penny from anywhere in the world.
		So they're going to ban all handguns, are they?
		In Jolly Old.
unidentified		This is Premier Networks.
		That was Art Bell hosting Coast to Coast AM on this Somewhere in Time.
		I've nothing to do with you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good morning.
unidentified		Yeah, Art.
		This is Bob in Central Indiana.
		How you doing this morning?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'm well, I don't know.
		Things are going downhill.
		There's the smoking thing, and now they're banning guns altogether in England.
		I understand, and I don't know.
		It's just a bad day.
unidentified		Well, I guess I might cheer you up here a little bit.
		I heard something on the radio the other day that I just got to pass it on to you.
		It could affect some real changes in the government.
		All elections will be held the Tuesday after April the 15th.
		What do you think?
		Think it might work?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I do.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I do, because I personally am in a foul mood for actually weeks following April 15th.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I've determined that I will not pay my tax until that final day.
unidentified		I hold on to it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know, for as long as I can.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Why should they get interest when I can get it?
unidentified		That's right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And then when I have to sit down and I have to write the check, I'm really angry for a while.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And then I forget.
unidentified		Yeah.
		It just makes too much sense.
		It'll never happen.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's correct.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They're not fools.
unidentified		You have a good day, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you two, sir.
unidentified		Thanks for cheering me up.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
		If they held the elections the first Tuesday after April 15th, it'd be a whole different tune out there, wouldn't it?
		But they're not that dumb.
		They're not going to do that.
		They know that we have short memories, relatively short.
		Now, when I'm forced to think about it, I can recall my anger, and I'm sure you can too.
		But it doesn't last, does it?
		You forget.
		And if they weren't taking it from you in small parts, contract employees know this is true.
		At the end of the year, they get generally hit for...
		Well, they get in lots of trouble because they go and they spend their money and they forget about the tax, and then it comes and bites them, you know where, on April 15th.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
rick meister gerhardt in california ▲ ● ▼		Art?
unidentified		Yes.
unidentified		You know, the Second Amendment has actually been repealed.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		When did that occur?
unidentified		Well, it occurred when the Supreme Court quit hearing any cases on it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'll tell you something.
		It may be well that they're not hearing cases on it because there may be a case to suggest that it would be a state's rights issue and that the Supreme Court would say the Second Amendment only applies state by state.
		I once asked, I interviewed Judge Bork, and that's what he said.
		That's what he said he believed.
unidentified		It could be.
unidentified		The Tenth Amendment does give us that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So I wouldn't be in too much of a hurry, especially in the present climate.
michael badnarik ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but for the last three years, the Supreme Court has refused to hear any case on the Second Amendment.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's what I said.
unidentified		You probably ought to be saying thank you because that leaves it in a gray area.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		If it goes to the court, that could be it.
rick meister gerhardt in california ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
michael badnarik ▲ ● ▼		Hey, on a lighter note, that conference call you had the other day with two or three people, that was really fascinating.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What are you referring to?
michael badnarik ▲ ● ▼		Oh, the conference call with I was trying to think about the pyramids and everything.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you mean the Graham Hancock, Robert Buval, Richard Hoagland extravaganza.
unidentified		Oh, that was fantastic.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it was.
		A lot of people misunderstood it was such a critical, important thing that was actually being argued.
		They thought we should have done the show on what might have been under the Sphinx or in the pyramids or whatever.
		But what was being argued was near-term, extremely important.
		And so some people were disappointed.
		They said, well, they want to talk about what was in there, not the politics of what was going to be done to get in there.
		But it's so right on top of us that it was an important argument, very important.
unidentified		Oh, right.
michael badnarik ▲ ● ▼		But I had kind of a philosophy question for you.
michael badnarik ▲ ● ▼		If you held a conference call and you had like Wayne Green, Richard Hoagland, Stan Deo, and then threw Bill Wattenberg in there just for a little reality, when the conversation got away from you.
unidentified		It would be.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It would quickly.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Bill Wattenberg would be so angry.
michael badnarik ▲ ● ▼		My philosophy question is, would there be a sound associated with that many eyes glazing over at the same time?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		Bill Wattenberg exploding.
unidentified		Ba-boom.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you very much, sir.
unidentified		Have a good one, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Take care.
		Yeah, the explosion of Bill Wattenberg.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Art and Perump?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Art and Perump, yes.
unidentified		This is Scott and Reno.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, Scott.
unidentified		This might be remotely interesting to you, but I think they've discovered something that contributed to some of your success.
		What?
		I made a phone call earlier this evening, actually yesterday evening, and I was put on hold, and I could hear a voice in the background.
		And I tried to study it into the voice and discovered that it was your voice.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I was in the background of this phone.
unidentified		Apparently, I'm looking at the show in the background of my telephone.
		Matter of fact, I heard it as I was trying to call you just now.
		And since you're kind of a radio file, I was wondering if you could explain why that's happening.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you mean it's actually on your phone?
unidentified		On the phone.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
		Oh, well, of course, I can't hear it because I'm doing it.
		Right.
		Yes.
unidentified		Where are you calling from?
unidentified		Reno.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Reno.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How far from KOH's towers are you?
unidentified		Well, I'm in Northwest Reno.
unidentified		I'm not quite sure where they're located.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, the easy answer is probably you're not very far from their tower.
		And you're actually picking up the RF from their tower.
		Another answer might be that we have infected, as a virus would, the entire telephone system.
unidentified		That's what I thought the answer would be.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I doubt that's it.
		Probably you're close to their tower is the real answer.
		And if you put a point 001 capacitor across the telephone receiver, or if you know how to open the phone, put it in there, it'll go away.
		Oh, yeah?
		Well, in that case, enjoy it.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know, if KOH.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, no, if they go off, you wouldn't hear it.
unidentified		Well, thank you very much.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Call KOH and thank them.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, thank you.
		See you later.
		Wildcard Line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		Hello, Art.
		I have the deepest respect for you, and I would never intentionally say anything to offend you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		This is usually the kind of thing that is said just before the other shoe falls.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		However.
unidentified		I am so sorry if I upset you last night when I called.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, what did we talk about, remind me?
unidentified		I'm the jerk who told you that joke that I said that I believed was clean, and I really did.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It wasn't, though.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It wasn't clean.
unidentified		It was cleaner than what that would-be nicotine cop said when he compared smoking to urinating in public.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, no, it really wasn't.
unidentified		I mean, it didn't have any vulgar words.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, no, but, you know, clearly it was not clean.
		I mean, I did come out and say, is it clean?
		Remember?
unidentified		Yeah, well.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And you said, oh, yes, it is.
unidentified		I really honestly believed it was clean.
unidentified		I didn't plan to be a crank caller.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you're not a crank caller.
unidentified		You just... ...to tell you that we love you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no, look, no problem.
		You're not a crank caller.
		These things just slip out.
		I understand.
unidentified		Okay, well, I do have another one for you, but you wouldn't trust me, would you?
unidentified		No.
Smoking Outside Controversy 00:09:33
unidentified		No.
unidentified		It was told by my sweet 76-year-old mom.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, your sweet 76-year-old.
unidentified		I'm listening right now.
		So, hi, Mom.
		I love you.
		And we'll continue to keep listening to you.
		Have a good night, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		See you later, my sweet 76-year-old mom.
		Ha ha, what a lead-in.
		Burned once, twice shy, dear.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Yes, I got a comment about that smoking thing in Maryland.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		What about it's your own private property?
unidentified		How come you can't smoke on that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Because it's outside.
unidentified		But it's your property.
unidentified		Isn't there a constitutional sum in the Constitution?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, do you own the air?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, do you own the air?
unidentified		You own the property.
		You're smoking.
		That doesn't matter.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do you own the air?
unidentified		Not really.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
		You don't own the air.
		You have no title to the air.
		You're polluting the air, is what they're going to say.
unidentified		Okay, one more quick comment about that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And I think what we should do is have sovereignty of immediate airspace.
unidentified		Exactly.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's the only way that it's, you know, but it doesn't work that way.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, you can't shoot down airplanes and helicopters fly over your house, right?
unidentified		Correct.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So you have no sovereignty of the air.
unidentified		That's correct.
		I didn't think of it that way.
		But getting to another point, if they're saying that this is bad for you, people say abortion is bad for you.
		Why can't they allow abortion?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, because they want to do what they want to do, and that's all there is to it.
unidentified		They say it's okay to do something to have abortions to do with the business.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know, it would be interesting to see what the U.S. Supreme Court would say about a law that bans smoking outside.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I think it would be struck down myself.
unidentified		I do too.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you very much.
		The U.S. Supreme Court says abortion is legal, and I believe that any law against smoking outside would be just flat unconstitutional.
		But what do I know?
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yes, Art.
unidentified		It's funny because I was just going to call and tell you about my Real Talk.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yes, really?
unidentified		I love it.
unidentified		I've had it for about a year now, and I love it, and I've got the best library in the world of tapes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, anybody who's got Real Talk loves it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know, I mean, it's just a hot item to have.
unidentified		Well, I'll tell you one of my problems.
unidentified		I taped Major Dane the other night.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Right.
unidentified		And I had a 90-minute tape in the thing.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Right.
unidentified		And at the very end of the tape, you had asked him about the chubacabra and also the strange animal in Egypt.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		And he was about to answer, and the tape came to an end.
		And I've been hanging since then.
		Could you take a minute on the show?
		I'm going to hang up and kind of just tell me what he said.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, I can't.
unidentified		You can't?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No.
unidentified		Oh, dear.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'm kidding.
		I really could.
		I shouldn't because I don't want to get it wrong.
		I remember, indeed, the strange animals in Egypt.
		And I think what I asked him was, is there going to be more of this?
		More mutant animals, deformed animals.
unidentified		Uh-huh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And he said, oh, yes.
		Basically, he said yes.
		So all the signs we're seeing, the mutated frogs, all the rest of it, is just the barest beginning.
unidentified		And did he say that this was a mutation, or was he implying that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		Okay.
		Thank you.
		Now I can sleep.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Can you really?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Even when you imagine that one of those mutant things might be crawling or slithering under your door?
unidentified		Well, so far I haven't worried.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Headed for your bedroom.
unidentified		Uh-huh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Up the bedpost, into the bed.
unidentified		I'm in Colorado.
unidentified		I've never heard about them here yet.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, well, that's right.
unidentified		We have animal mutations.
		But we don't have those kinds.
		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thanks very much for the call.
		Can you imagine being in bed alone and feeling something slithering up the bed, moving, actually moving the bed, having enough weight to move the bed headed toward you in the bed?
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How are you doing, guys?
		I'm doing all right.
		Turn your radio off.
unidentified		Okay.
		Yeah, I've been listening to your show for about two weeks now.
		I just listened to it by accident the other day.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		A lot of people find me by accident.
unidentified		And I thought it was great.
unidentified		And I heard this alias show you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		And I thought it was real cool.
unidentified		And I was wondering how often did you do that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		When the mood strikes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You mean when I opened the Alien line?
unidentified		Yeah, that was really great.
rick meister gerhardt in california ▲ ● ▼		Really?
unidentified		I liked it.
unidentified		And I wonder if there's any way I can get copies of your show.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Should I give you the number?
unidentified		Yeah, if you could.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, it's 1-800.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are you writing?
unidentified		1-800.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		9-1-7.
unidentified		9-1-7.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		4-278.
unidentified		4-2-7-8.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		4278.
unidentified		All righty.
unidentified		Thanks a lot, guys.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, take care.
		What is it with this alien line?
		Everybody loves the alien line.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hello.
		Hello, Art.
		Yes, sir.
unidentified		It's Mike Nashville.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Mike.
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		Sitting down if you want a good cigarette.
unidentified		Just got to do getting breakfast done.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'm going to have to arrest you at a distance.
unidentified		Tell you what, Art, I like my tobacco and I like my coffee.
		I like my eye-opener in the morning.
		I get up real early.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're just in all kinds of violation here.
unidentified		Now we're talking about it.
unidentified		Everything I do is wrong.
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		What's that song Alan Jackson got?
unidentified		Everything I love is killing me.
unidentified		Yeah, that's right.
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		Hey, listen, I heard you getting chastised the other night for expressing your opinion on maybe not voting anymore.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, well, actually voting none of the above.
		That's right.
		I don't care.
		I mean, people chastise me all they want.
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		Listen, I don't know whether people realize that or not.
		I watch a lot of our local council meetings here on public TV, and then I watch C-SPAN.
		Our senators and our congressmen and our councilmen, on many occasions, they don't exercise their right to vote.
unidentified		They call it an abstention.
unidentified		I know.
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		And, you know, maybe politically correct, you should just say, I'm going to abstain.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I could say that.
		I'd still get, you know, look, I learned a long time ago that whenever you say anything new or go against the grain, you're going to take hell and heat for it.
		And I'm used to it.
		I don't care anymore.
		I'm getting too old to care.
		I don't think there's a penny's worth of difference between the way these two guys are going to govern.
unidentified		No, and I'll tell you what I wish you'd do.
unidentified		It'd be interesting.
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		Call the bookmakers, odds makers out there in Vegas and get a line on the election as it stands today.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They don't make book on it.
unidentified		They don't.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, that's one thing they can't, well, they don't do.
unidentified		I've heard it.
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		I thought I'd heard it mentioned on other talk radios, but it would be interesting to see if it changed one iota after the debate tonight.
		There's nothing that the Republicans have done to cause a Democratic campaign to get on the defensive, and they're not going to do it now.
		You know, they're not going to throw no Hail Mary tonight.
		And I've done, sacrifice, two good ball games to watch these first two, and now they've got the hype on this one and all.
		And I guess I'm going to do the same thing tonight and not watch the Braves and the Cardinals for a while.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I wouldn't do that.
unidentified		I mean, that's what they make VCRs for.
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		And if I got a piece of that rock they're offering $5,000 for, I believe I'd just call old Michael Jackson and maybe get a million from him and let him put it in his den.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'm not sure Michael cough it up, but I'll tell you what, somebody else would cough up far more than $5,000, so I'm telling my listeners, if you find that meteorite, don't call NASA.
unidentified		Don't call.
		I was getting to call him first.
		There's too many other people I'd call first.
		I wouldn't even want them to know I had it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And I wonder if you refused to sell it to them for the five grand, it's my opinion they'd come and probably just take it.
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		Well, they would use the same ruling that they're using on this smoking thing in Maryland.
unidentified		They would probably say it's for the protection.
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		You know, they'd use their right as for protecting the general public and all that because there might be a hazard to that.
unidentified		I'm sure they would come up with something along those lines.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I got a question for you.
unidentified		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Does Crystal Gale live in Nashville?
		Yes.
		She does?
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		Yes, she has a business here other than, you know, her music business and all.
		She's got a shop out on the other side of town from where I'm at, and it's called Crystals.
		And she sells all kinds of imported crystal knickknacks and stuff.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're kidding.
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, and does a real good business out there and everything.
unidentified		A lady who works with her sent me an autograph, photograph of her.
unidentified		Yeah, I heard that on your show the other day.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That woman has the most beautiful hair?
unidentified		Her hair.
unidentified		I used to book a little music.
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		I used to be a talent agent art.
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		And one of the ladies I worked with in the office, she got her hair fixed at the same place that Crystal does.
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tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		And she was down there and she was talking about it one day.
		And I had to pick her up one day, too.
		And we were going to lunch.
		So I went in to get the lady that I worked with.
		Crystal was in there getting her hair done.
		And she had six beauticians who were rolling her hair.
		And they were using these 46-ounce cans, like tomato juice and orange juice and things come in.
unidentified		Are you kidding?
unidentified		To roll her hair around.
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		They were standing back, you know, like six feet, rolling her hair up on that, and she was all laid out.
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		And it was an all-day job for her.
unidentified		She had an appearance of something.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Woman has the face of an angel.
		Listen, I got to go.
		My program is over.
		So from Music City there, you get to say, you know what?
tom in texas ▲ ● ▼		From Music City, USA, and the future home of the Houston Oilers and the high desert of North America.
unidentified		Good night.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's done so well.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I couldn't top that at all.

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00:53:33 Admitted Anti-constitutionalist
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01:02:46 Debt, Deficit, and Penthouse Speculations
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01:39:31 40 Clocks Tight Squeeze
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01:48:36 Ruthless Cunning Politician
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02:02:45 Morality In Between
02:09:08 April 15th Incident
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