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unidentified		Welcome to Art Bell, Somewhere in Time.
unidentified		Tonight featuring coast to coast A.M. from July 9th, 1996.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		From the high desert in the great American Southwest, I bid you all good evening, good morning across all these many time zones from the Peace and Hawaiian Island chains eastwards to the battered Caribbean and the U.S. Virgin Islands, south into South America, north to the Pole and worldwide on the internet.
		This is Coast to Coast A.M. And I bid you all good evening and good morning.
		It's going to be open lines all night long tonight.
		You set the face.
		You set the direction.
		We will go.
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art bell ▲ ● ▼		Somebody called yesterday and wanted to know where we were on the satellite.
		And so grab a pencil, and I'm going to tell you where the clear feeds on the satellite presently are located.
		You can always catch us on satellite F1, Transponder 5, 5.8 wideband audio.
		That's satellite F1 transponder 5 5.8 wideband audio.
		Or WWTM in Nashville also has a satellite transponder, and since they carry the show just about in its entirety, you can catch us on their transponder, which is G5, Transponder 18, 7.35 megahertz wideband.
		So either one of those locations, let me give that again, G5 transponder 18 7.35 wideband audio.
		So both of those satellite locations on C-band are a good place to catch us.
		All right, Bertha, Big Bertha, after ravaging parts of the Caribbean, is now beginning to lose a little bit of strength.
		It went from a category 3 to a 2 down to 105 miles an hour from 115.
		But we are not out of danger.
		It could still come ashore somewhere around the North Carolina-Virginia border.
		We'll have to wait and see.
		They're saying it's going to pull north.
		It may go north.
		It may not.
		Just a very tiny movement, one way or the other, could cause it to hit land or not, and we are keeping a careful watch on it.
		Defense Secretary Perry and other top military people in trouble blasted in a Senate committee yesterday for the bombing that killed 19 Americans.
		I still want to know why Secretary Perry wouldn't tell us that the Saudis had said no to increasing the security barrier.
		I'd like to know about that, wouldn't you?
		Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu used his first visit to Washington.
		It was on CNN, the president on the right, Netanyahu on the left.
		Actually, when you think about it, it should have been the other way around, huh?
		At any rate, said he's prepared to enter peace talks with the Syrian president, but his first priority is stopping the terrorism, and I can't blame him for that.
		The Senate has passed a bill to increase the minimum wage to $5.15 an hour from $4.25.
		The bill passed by a bipartisan 7424 vote after a month-long fight.
		So it looks like it's going to happen.
		looks like we're going to raise the minimum wage and as long as we don't lose The problem with a minimum wage hike is when you begin to lose jobs.
		Then you know you've gone too far.
		And we'll grab you.
		It's about Bob Dole, and it says, Dole won't pursue weapons ban.
		Republican presidential contender Bob Dole has dropped his bid to repeal a ban on assault weapons, saying many of the weapons are readily available anyhow.
		Dole had promised the NRA in March of 95 that he'd work for the repeal of a ban on 17 assault weapons, but he's backed off now.
		He's backed off.
		He said of the 17 that were specifically outlawed, 11 are already back on the market.
		After his Virginia speech, Dole headed for Philly to attend the Major League All-Star Game, which preempted the newscast on NBC.
		Baseball.
		It looks as though Lamb is going to go for it.
		A candidate who is campaigning on a no-BS agenda.
		A no-BS agenda.
		He is hoping to secure the presidential nomination of Rossborough's Reform Party.
		Former Democratic governor Richard Lamb announced his candidacy Tuesday, saying he wants to clean up politics, cut the nation's debt, blah, blah, blah.
		Didn't promise any miracles, and that's good, because there won't be any.
		And the only way he's going to get the Reform Party nod is if Ross Perot gives him the nod.
		The Drug Czar is calling for 1,500 additional federal officers to stamp out what he called the cancer of drug trafficking along the 2,000-mile U.S.-Mexican border.
		Uh-huh.
		A cancer on the border, he calls it.
		Wonder if they're going to be able to do that.
		Well, anything to tighten up the border I'm in favor of.
		Melvin Bellai has died.
		One of America's best-known attorneys died of pneumonia.
		Tuesday at the age of 88.
		Very flamboyant attorney.
		So, goodbye, Melvin.
		Here's a fact from somebody, actually, from, let's see, who is it?
		Chris, Mandy, Eleanor, and Totu.
		We find Dick Lamb as a refreshing alternative to the predictable and insipid Lamb's description, which we feel is at Democratic and Republican nominees for the presidency.
		Insipid, huh?
		How do you feel about Dick's chances in the fall?
		Not very good.
		Also, he mentioned today on CNN that the Reform Party will conduct its nomination at least partially through email voting.
unidentified		Ha!
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm sorry to be laughing, but I'm thinking back to the vote fraud show.
		And if ever there was an opportunity for fraud, it would be with email voting.
		Oh, my.
		I wonder how they plan to keep that one on the straight and narrow.
		I just can't believe they will.
		Bad idea.
		Hi, Art.
		I listen to your show whenever I'm unable to sleep.
		Having been born, and I get a lot of people that way, having been born and raised in Saskatchewan, I was interested in your caller who said the province was twice the size of Texas.
		Ha!
		It was a bad winter.
		I think the poor caller's brain froze up.
		The area of Texas is 267,333 339 square miles.
		The area of Saskatchewan, 251,700.
		Maybe he's got his miles and kilometers mixed up.
		Anyway, Texas is still safe.
		Always been curious about your statement that Canadians pronounce the word out as oot.
		You must have been talking, oh no, they do.
		No, no, they do.
		I could get Canadians, this is a Marion in Alberta.
		Believe me, I could get Canadians on the line here, and they'd oat me every time, just about.
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		First of all, I want to just thank you for bringing everyone out here to Cornea Copia just phenomenal knowledge.
		I don't know of anyone else that I've ever listened to at radio that just fills my brain and stimulates me.
		You know, I was listening to the show, and I thought to myself, do you think, George, the common citizen such as you or I, really has any hope towards the future of any privacy or anything else?
		I think we do.
		I think eventually so many people will see the light, see what you see, see what I see, that eventually they're going to say enough is enough.
		And I think that we do have a future and we're going to win in the long run.
		It's going to be bumpy along the way.
		It's not going to be easy, but we will get there.
		That's my take.
		And you know what?
		As long as I can continue on the airwaves and tell people this, I shall.
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		You're listening to Art Bell, Somewhere in Time.
		Tonight featuring Coast to Coast AM from July 9th, 1996.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We've got a story here.
		It says simply wiretapping rises sharply under Clinton.
		And the fact of the matter is they have about doubled the number of federal wiretaps under the Clinton administration.
		And it is going faster and faster and faster.
		And so I am more than convinced, and I really can't tell you how, that my phone is tapped, Linda Howe's phone is tapped, Dan's phone is tapped.
		And so what?
unidentified		So what?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		HiAart saw ID4 this weekend, and I just can't imagine that anything would make me wait to see it.
		He's referring to me, I've not seen it yet.
		He says, take the night off.
		It's worth it.
		Even if your listeners gripe, it's worth it.
		Even if you get fired, it's worth it.
		I had to stand in line in the Phoenix Sun for 45 minutes to get tickets.
		It was worth it.
		The tickets were for two showings later, and then I had to stand in line again to get in.
unidentified		It was worth it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Even the protesters couldn't stop me.
		Turned out to be a bunch of greys protesting that the movie portrayed aliens in a negative way.
		Am I going again?
unidentified		Yes!
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And again, yes!
		Will I buy the video?
		No.
		On a small screen, it wouldn't be worth it.
		Well, you know, he's right.
		I mean, I've got to make, I've got to drive 120 miles and have a day off to go see it.
		Now, I'm sure it's a good movie, but to make all of you angry because I'm gone for a night, I don't know if that's worth it.
		To lose my job, certainly that's not worth it.
		Just supposing the DIA were to contact, oh, this is interesting.
		Just supposing the DIA were to contact you and tell you, unless you neutralize your arts parts story, your wife, ex-wife, son, mother, whatever would be history.
		Or that one of them were in their custody at this moment.
		What would you do?
		Would you go on there and tell us all?
		Would you change your story regarding the outcome of the testing?
		Would you never mention them again?
		Since callers would be asking about them, you would, I feel, either have to neutralize the reports or tell your listeners the real circumstances.
		What would you do?
unidentified		God, what a question.
unidentified		Well, hmm.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It is an interesting question, and the answer to it is simple.
		Assuming that our government was rotten enough to kidnap some family member of mine, well, I'd probably shut my mouth.
		That's a pretty easy call.
		Otherwise, I would and will, if they walk in, I'd tell you they did it.
		I'd shove a mic in their face.
		I don't know what I'd do.
		I'm pretty angry as it is at this wiretap business.
		So I've been talking to him lately on the phone.
		And I had a long talk with Linda earlier today about the danger now involved in this.
		And she made a very, very good point.
		And she said, look, Arn, I've been doing this all my life.
		This is probably the most important story I've ever been on.
		Here's the way I look at it.
		This is America, or it is not.
		I'm a science journalist, and I'm going to do what I do.
		And that answers it for me as well.
		If our lives are in danger because of what we are doing, then we've kind of lost America anyway, haven't we?
		And that's something to think about, isn't it?
		If they're willing to come after you or take your life over something like this, it's really not the country that we sit here and extol the virtues of on talk radio and everywhere else, is it?
		The Bill of Rights, the Constitution, they're hardly worth the paper they're printed on if citizens are not safe.
		With regard to free speech, movement, all the things they promise us, privacy, if all of those things are unreal, then the document is not real.
		It doesn't mean anything.
		So that's her attitude, I'm glad to say, and mine.
		I thought I would bring you one Bigfoot story.
		Here, Art, is my Bigfoot story, all of which is true.
		I'm a regular guy, four years at the University of Michigan, with a regular computer network administrator type job in downtown Portland.
		I live 20 minutes outside the small village of Beaver Creek, Oregon, about an hour from Portland, bordering the Cascade Mountain Range.
		My 10 acres borders on 15,000 acres of BLM land, borders on the giant Mount Hood National Forest and the Salmon Huckleberry Wilderness area.
		Last year, I drove in 20 miles up a glorified goat trail called Abbott Road east of Estakata to the border of the Salmon Huckleberry Wilderness area.
		I never heard of any of this.
		From there, being wilderness area, it was on foot only.
		I was bull hunting for deer at the time, wanted to be in an area that I was sure no one else would be hunting.
		For the first four miles, I was on a marked trail, easy to follow, since I was in an area that few people visited, even during dry weather.
		The trail soon became non-existent.
		I got out my compass, my topo map, and drove on.
		The wilderness area is basically one big old growth northwestern-style rainforest.
		Giant trees, moss, ferns, little brush.
		I could see for a good 75 yards.
		It was raining, and since I was bow hunting, I was camo clad and walking stealth-like in the hopes of getting a deer.
		So I wasn't paying attention and basically got lost.
		The topo map was useless since I couldn't see any landmarks, just a bunch of big trees.
		I made camp under my stretched-out army poncho and tried to start a fire.
		I got a smoldering piece of uses a four-letter word here, fire going, and fell asleep for about an hour.
		I was startled awake by what I first thought was a guy crouched down, going through my pack, which was about eight feet away under some plastic next to a tree.
		Not knowing what really to do, I said, hi.
		Like a startled dog, the guy, that's in quotes, all at once jumped, glancing at me and ran off.
		When he looked at me and I jumped, I was surprised at how large he was, seven feet tall, easily, Lanky, covered from head to foot in shaggy brown fur.
		What was particularly strange was the fact that his head was perhaps a foot wide, a foot wide, and his eyes set wide apart.
		He was not human.
		He ran off at an astounding rate, sprinting at first, and at about 50 yards getting into a kind of a trot, taking long leaps, one after another, accelerating to 30 to 35 miles per hour.
		It ran up the hill, much like a deer would if startled.
		Well, I was totally freaked out.
		When I finally got my blank together, ate half of my food, I jogged until exhausted.
		I finally found a creek, spent the night next to it, and followed it down to the Salmon River, ended up at Zigzag Walsh's, wherever that is, where I hitched a ride back to Portland.
		That's it, it's true.
unidentified		Peter in Beaver Creek, Oregon.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And I thought that indeed a reasonable story and one that I would relate to you.
		So yet another Bigfoot story they just keep coming.
		Open lines coming up next.
unidentified		This is Premier Networks.
		That was Art Bell hosting Coast to Coast AM on this Somewhere in Time.
		The End
		Now, we take you back to the past on Art Bell somewhere in time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good morning, everybody.
		It's going to be an open line treat all night long tonight.
		Anything you want to talk about is fair game.
		So get it in your head and then motivate your fingers to the telephone.
unidentified		Give us a call.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hey, Art, what a treat last night having Professor McDaniel on.
		It was right up my alley.
		Began looking at his stuff about a year and a half ago.
		Fascinating.
		And we are working, and we have sent a letter to Dr. Malin with regard to a debate, and it should be very interesting.
		We'll see if we get any answer to that.
		And one more here, and then off we go.
		Dear Art, this just came in.
		Well, Bob Dole has done it again.
		What upsets me is that, regardless of how one feels on the issue of abortion tobacco, now gun control, is that now Dole appears no more trustworthy about keeping his promises than Mr. Clinton.
		Maybe he figures that flip-flopping works so well for Clinton that he might as well try it too.
		Problem is, though, that since the present state of things, the only presidential candidates that have any real chance at all of being able to get elected are either the Democrat or the Republican candidates.
		So if neither of them is trustworthy, who do I vote for?
		Well, I don't know what to tell you.
		It's Ron in Birmingham.
		Ron, I feel much the same way.
		Yes, there is a lesser of two evils here, but that we are forced to vote for a lesser of evils, I guess we always are, but it's a particularly nauseating choice this time, has brought my relative interest in politics down to near zero.
		I mean, it's just not worth arguing.
		I can't have a passionate argument with somebody about something I don't feel passionate about.
		And this year's politics, that's what I think.
		I really mean that.
		I mean, there's got to be a million other interesting, fun things to talk about rather than which is the lesser of the two evils.
		And it's becoming a more marginal question all the time.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Good morning.
unidentified		Hello, Art.
		Hello.
		How you doing?
		Okay.
		This is Jim Camp City.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, Jim.
unidentified		First, I got two things.
unidentified		I got a what if for you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, I like what ifs.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Mike, I love what ifs.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So what is yours?
unidentified		The other one is, I got the GMX, and I love that.
		I got the San Diego, 818, and I love that, too.
		But my other problem was CMI, I talked to them, and when I decided not to go with that, the guy cussed me out self-appears.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Who are you talking about?
unidentified		SMI.
unidentified		And the guy used language that, you know, SMI.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		SMI.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		SMR?
unidentified		SMR.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Is that what you mean?
unidentified		Yeah.
		Oh.
		Transmitter station?
		Oh, no, well, no, well, I'm not.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are you talking about the investment company?
unidentified		Yeah.
		Okay.
		And I couldn't believe it.
		And I just told him, well, I'm not interested.
		And the guy just cursed me to go in.
		Really?
		I thought I'd let you know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that is terrible, if true, and we will check into it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Where are you calling from?
unidentified		Kansas City.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's right, Kansas City.
		Believe me, we'll check it out.
		That shouldn't happen if any of the salespeople are doing that, then they're full of it.
unidentified		Well, okay.
unidentified		Now, my what if.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What if what?
unidentified		What if?
		I got a what if for you.
		The only thing I can see that's going on with these flying saucers and Roswell, do you know what date or when the saucers went over the White House, what year that was?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, I don't.
unidentified		It was after Roswell.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, it was.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I think it was in the 50s, actually.
unidentified		Okay, I'm just wondering, what if they had a warning that we took them, took some of their people, aliens, captive, and if the truth be known, that they would retaliate, and that's why the government is not putting that out.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you saw what happened in the White House in I.D. 4, right?
unidentified		Pardon me.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You saw what happened in the White House in ID-4, right?
unidentified		I haven't seen it yet, but I don't want to see it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I know, but you've seen the trailers on TV where the White House blows up.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, so you'd have to be careful, obviously.
unidentified		Well, I wonder if that's the only reason they're keeping it secret.
		Otherwise, why should they?
		I just wonder if...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So, you know, I wouldn't say that it'd be a good idea to kidnap aliens offhand.
unidentified		Well, but if they threaten and say, if we find out you did this, we will destroy you.
unidentified		And what other thing would the government have?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Here's how you're going to know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do you remember over in Iraq when they were tying people to targets?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, the first day you see ABC Penn across the White House, and you see a bunch of little grays tied to the pillars of the White House.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Gotta go, sir.
unidentified		the argument.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wild card line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		Hi, Art.
		Hello.
		This is Mark in Decatur, Alabama.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Mark.
unidentified		Hi.
		So you haven't had a chance to see this movie, Independence Day.
		No, not yet.
		It's a pretty good movie.
		It's very derivative of War of the Worlds.
		Have you ever seen that one called Earth vs.
		the Flying Saucers?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		Well, it's quite derivative of that, but it's still very enjoyable.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's what everybody says.
		And here's one guy saying, I should risk my job and livelihood and everything else, and it doesn't matter.
		Just go see it.
unidentified		Well, I wouldn't risk your job.
unidentified		We value your airtime too much.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Uh-huh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Then you'd probably have some woman psychologists on here telling you about what's wrong with you.
unidentified		Either that or a chupacabra.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Or a chupacabra, yeah.
unidentified		Okay.
unidentified		Thank you very much.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, Teacher.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
		Hi.
unidentified		Hi.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How are you?
unidentified		I'm fine.
unidentified		How are you?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		Boy, it sounds pretty southern to me.
		Where are you?
unidentified		I'm in Macon, Georgia.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Macon, Georgia.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That was a good guess then, huh?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you've got a Southern Bell accent.
unidentified		Okay.
unidentified		Well, I had a friend send me a tape when you interviewed Betty Luca and Ray Fowler.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yes.
unidentified		And she turned me on to you, and I've been addicted ever since.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's a different kind of show, that's for sure.
unidentified		What was on my mind was I know a lot of people may not understand, unless it affects them personally, how involvement in a UFO subject can affect your religious belief.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I suppose it could, yes.
unidentified		You know, there are quite a few religions that view the aliens as demons.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I know.
unidentified		Okay, well, I'm a member of a religion that does believe that.
		And since they found out about me and my involvement, now they think I'm demonized and they are afraid of me.
		Avoid me at all costs.
		Maybe they have good reason to avoid you.
		So, you know, it hurts.
		I haven't changed my religious beliefs.
		I still have my beliefs.
		I don't see why it has to make a difference in your beliefs.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, because they're not tolerant.
		They're not tolerant of any divergence of belief.
		And it's not all Christians.
		I mean, there are a lot of Christians who loosely can believe that there are others elsewhere that they may be visiting or may have visited without being threatened.
		And then there are Christians that are not at all tolerant of that kind of thought, and they're all demons.
		And they don't still burn people at the stake down there and make them, do they?
unidentified		No, but they can make you feel like they are.
		Yeah.
		But I feel that, you know, God, the Creator, you know, anything that exists, He created it.
		And I do believe they exist.
		So He had to have created them.
		I just think that expands, you know, God.
		I don't understand what the problem is, and I'm having a real hard time with my religion.
		Unfortunately, I'm no longer active in my religion.
		Sorry.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And is that why you are not active?
unidentified		Yes.
		Because the looks I get, the talks I'm given, counsel I'm given, things like that.
		It's demons and that's it.
		There's no way getting around it.
		You know.
		And I'm having a real problem with that, and I just thought, you know, I would.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		Actually, it's an interesting question, dear.
		Thank you.
		You know who I'd like to talk to?
		How about a priest or a rabbi or somebody of the church?
		I wonder if somebody like that would call me.
		Wouldn't that be interesting?
		Get their official take on it.
		Now I know there are many takes on it, but it would be interesting to talk to somebody in the church, an official even of the church, any church, to have a bit of a discussion with us about this.
		That would be very interesting, I think.
		Very interesting.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
unidentified		Hello, hello.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Going once, going twice.
		Gone.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi.
unidentified		Oh, hello, Art?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		Okay, I'm one of those clowns that doesn't turn the radio down yet.
unidentified		I'm sorry.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's all right.
unidentified		I just had a comment about Chupacabra last, I believe, no, it's tomorrow night.
unidentified		It's 6 and 11 on the news on a Mexican station here in Los Angeles.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's Telemundo.
unidentified		Yeah, that's the one.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, that's one of the one.
unidentified		Oh, that one too.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		See, I know all about it.
		Telemundo, you can get it on satellite if you've got DISH system or whatever.
		And there's going to be a big report showing, even if you don't speak Spanish, it's going to be a little bit of a single-party.
unidentified		Right, right.
unidentified		You're going to show pictures of the thing.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
unidentified		Really awesome.
unidentified		I just wanted to hit you with that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, thank you.
unidentified		Enjoy your show and listen to you a lot.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Take care.
		Yeah, that is tomorrow night on Telemundo.
		And even though you don't speak Spanish, you might take a look because there is a lot of photographic documentary evidence.
		And for those who think chupacabra is nothing more than an imprint on a t-shirt, you might want to go take a look.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, this is Katie and Eugene.
unidentified		Hi, Katie.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Get into that phone and yell at us a little.
unidentified		Oh, sorry.
unidentified		This phone has never been very good.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's probably tapped.
unidentified		That was one thing I did want to bring up.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, it is, huh?
unidentified		I have noticed, not phone tapping per se, but I have noticed that even on encore presentations of your show, I don't know if it's just my area that this happens, but it seems to be that I, and I've listened, and at the exact same spot your show will go off the air on an original broadcast and on a taped broadcast.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Really?
unidentified		In this area.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What station do you listen to?
unidentified		This is 1120 KPNW.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hmm.
unidentified		It's very, very frustrating.
		It's usually when you're talking about something very controversial, such as the Roswell things or And today the government called me and said those people can be very frightening.
		They visited my house once when I was a teenager.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What do you mean they?
unidentified		Government people.
		Why?
		My stepmother was trying to get duplicates of some medals my father had gotten in service in Vietnam.
		And apparently some of them were medals that were never recorded for some reason.
		And I don't remember if it was CIA or CIA that came to my house, but they came to my house and they knew me by name when I opened the door.
		And it was rather frightening, and they told her to knock off trying to get duplicates of them that the ones she had lost.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yep, they're oh, I see.
		All right.
		Well, thank you.
		They're usually all the same.
		They've been to my home, too.
		And they all have about the same demeanor.
		They're too cool, you know.
		They've all got dark suits and dark glasses.
		That's not just a movie thing.
		They really do it.
		They've got dark suits and dark glasses.
		And they all have a certain government, I'm real cool kind of attitude about them.
		It's just part of the job, I guess.
		So if you've ever had government agents around you, you know what I'm talking about.
unidentified		Spooks.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		CIA, DIA, military intelligence types, they're all about the same.
		Secret Service?
		Yes, FBI.
		FBI, they have a particular look, sort of a look to FBI guys.
		They're about two notches cleaner.
		Their hair is a little bit shorter.
		The FBI is pretty easy to spot.
unidentified		The FBI is pretty easy to spot.
		You're listening to Art Bell, Somewhere in Time.
		Tonight featuring Coast to Coast AM from July 9, 1996.
		Coast to Coast AM from July 9, 1996.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you are on the air.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi.
unidentified		Hi, this is Gary in Green Bay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, Gary.
unidentified		Would you like a Bertha update?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, I would.
unidentified		As of 2 a.m. Eastern Time, the center of the hurricane Bertha was located at latitude 24.5 north and longitude 73.9 at about 150 miles east-southeast of Urtha Island and the center of Bermuda.
unidentified		Bertha is moving towards northeast at around 18 miles per hour and a gradual turn north is expected during the next day or so.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		From northeast?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Interesting.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So in other words, right now she's going to stay out in the ocean.
unidentified		Pretty much.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Go up into the colder water and get weaker.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's good.
unidentified		All right.
unidentified		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you very much.
		Anybody else with any what-ifs?
		Now, we haven't done that.
		Well, I do like what-ifs.
		What-if-this, what-if-that.
		It's kind of fun to contemplate what people would do under certain circumstances.
		I still picture these little grays, you know, strapped to the pillars at the White House.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
		Hi.
unidentified		Good morning, Mr. Bell.
unidentified		How are you?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I am fine.
unidentified		Mr. Bell, if I needed to get a hold of you for some important information off the air, how would I be able to do that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How do you know?
unidentified		They were sent about a month ago.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, who's to say they...
unidentified		I just know they didn't.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know they didn't.
unidentified		I know it for a fact.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, let's not play games.
unidentified		What's it about?
unidentified		If you go to a break or something.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, no, I mean, look, this is a public program.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So if you've got something to say to me, say it here on the air.
unidentified		Well, Mr. Bell, I just know a few things about what some people have been trying to do, and I know damn well that there's been contacts made in Perump.
unidentified		There's been some contacts made at, well, for instance, there's a 24-hour gas station out there by you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		There's many of them now.
unidentified		Perump has grown.
unidentified		The community hospital down there?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's right.
unidentified		Yeah, and I happen to know some information about that.
		About what?
		Well, there's some problems going on down there, Mr. Bill.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What kind of problems?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Go on, say it on the air.
unidentified		I can't.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Why not?
unidentified		Because if I even get caught making this call, I'm in deep trouble.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Why?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What, somebody's sneaking around asking questions about me?
unidentified		Who the hell cares?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I have nothing to hide.
unidentified		I have nothing to hide.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So, I mean, this is it.
		if you tell me what it is now or i move on uh...
		All right, what?
		All right, you're done?
unidentified		Yeah, I gotta go.
unidentified		Come on.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First time calling line.
		Merchants of fear.
		First time caller line.
		You're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, Mr. Bell.
		My name is Jeff.
		I'm coming from Minneapolis, Minnesota.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How you doing?
unidentified		I'm doing pretty good.
		I've been listening to your show for a couple weeks, and I really respect your opinions about things and stuff.
		And I have a question for you.
		Okay.
		I heard your opinion on homosexual relationships.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You did.
unidentified		Well, I didn't really hear your opinion.
unidentified		I just heard like a word from you about that you might not approve of them or something.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, I don't.
unidentified		Oh, you don't approve of them?
		No.
		Okay.
		The reason I was calling is because.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But then again, I don't engage in them.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, there are a lot of people in this world that are doing things that I don't approve of.
unidentified		Right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right?
		My general line when somebody asked me about this is, you know, what two people do in the privacy of their own bedroom is their own damn business.
		And I'm not about to go barging in.
		If they keep their hand off my knee, it's cool.
unidentified		Which I respect your opinion about that very much.
		That's a good one to have.
		But really what I was calling to say is, with your opinion on extraterrestrials and all that kind of stuff.
		Same deal.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They keep their hand off my knee, it's cool.
unidentified		Okay, okay, that's what I was just calling.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I was kind of going to compare them if, but if you believe in that kind of stuff, which, I don't know, I guess I can't put it into the right words, but well, look, I take a general, somewhat conservative, somewhat libertarian take on most things, sir.
unidentified		Which I get from everything you say.
		Like I said, I respect everything you say.
		I believe a lot of everything you say.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		As I was saying earlier tonight, this is America.
		We have this document, these Bill of Rights, this Constitution.
		Either it means something or it doesn't.
		And I guess I'm on the path of finding out.
unidentified		Okay.
unidentified		Well, I appreciate your time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, I appreciate your call.
		Thank you very much.
		I love these spooky types.
unidentified		Mr. Bell, I've got to tell you something.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They're around everywhere.
		They're at the hospital.
		They're at the gas station.
		They're moving in on you.
		Pretty soon they're going to be calling your double wide a compound.
		And that, Mr. Bell, will be the end.
		We know it's coming.
		So let it come.
unidentified		The trip back in time continues with Art Bell hosting Coast to Coast AM.
		More Somewhere in Time coming out.
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		Tonight featuring Coast to Coast A.M. from the 9th of July, 1996.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good morning, everybody.
		Totally open lines this morning.
		Big Berth has gone north.
		Hope she keeps going that way, north and east a little bit.
unidentified		That'll keep it away from us.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That would be nice.
		Not that it's likely to make it to Nevada, but the East Coast is in some danger should it churn.
		Not a lot of news otherwise.
		Bob Dole breaking a promise to repeal the ban or even try to repeal the ban on assault weapons, so he's giving up on that one too.
		Politics.
		Lamb seeks Reform Party nod.
		Drug Czar wants more manpower on the border.
		And Melvin Belli is dead.
		And that kind of sums up the news as it is.
		Otherwise, anything you want to talk about is fair game.
		Absolutely open lines tonight.
		I've got some interesting interviews coming up in the near future that I ought to tell you about, I suppose.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hi.
unidentified		Amplitude modulation off.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well.
unidentified		Hold on a few minutes.
unidentified		I need to spray some laprina on my torched dialing finger.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Where are you, sir?
unidentified		KTRH, Houston, Texas.
		Houston, yes, sir.
		Yes.
		You are the scaredest, coolest, scaredest person I ever heard.
		You opened up the show saying you could care less that your phone was tapped than you said.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, no.
		From a personal point of view, I don't give a rat's patuti.
		I really don't.
		However, there is this thing about our Constitution and Bull Rights and the Fourth Amendment, the Fourth Amendment thing, First Amendment and Russum.
		So from that point of view, it's important, I think.
		Personally, I don't care.
unidentified		Right.
		About the aliens, the aliens visiting our planet are basically the way, I'm not going to say you, but how Christians are offended about aliens.
		Why could not our beloved Creator create something somewhere else?
		Well, he could.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sorry, the answer is he could.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But the people who worship want to think that they are the only ones that were created.
unidentified		Right.
		But I mean, that's kind of an angle on it there.
		I haven't heard.
		I listen to your show a lot.
		I've been working nightship for seven years straight.
		And I listen to you a lot.
		And I really haven't heard anything as far as how Christians are just so against...
		And how they're so against any other existence besides us.
		God cannot create another entity somewhere else.
		I mean, I'm not attacking you.
		I want you to understand that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You can attack me if you want to.
unidentified		I just want you to understand that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Everybody attacks me.
unidentified		No, I'm not going to.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It doesn't matter.
		Let me ask you this.
		You remember the caller last hour who said, what if we kidnapped aliens?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		If the White House was threatened to be blown into little tiny matchstick pieces like an ID4, do you think Bill Clinton would strap graves to the pillars there at the White House?
unidentified		Hey, probably get in his plane and fly off somewhere.
		Because, you know, he didn't want to go to Vietnam, right?
		Of course, he didn't in hell either.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
		All right, sir.
		I appreciate your thank you very much.
		Can't you picture all these little greys strapped to the White House pillars, wiggling and wiggling and waiting for the big mother saucer they know is going to come above the White House.
		Aliens would care about life to the degree that we did and not bomb in Iraq.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
unidentified		Hey, Art, it's Terrence and Eugene.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How you doing?
unidentified		I'm well.
unidentified		I wanted to discuss the AIDS news reporting that's come out recently with the supposed cure for AIDS.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Not cure.
unidentified		Yeah, control.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Control.
unidentified		Control.
		Only 65% of the people get some recovery, but they're devastated by the side effects.
		I'm the fellow who's the practitioner.
		We talked a couple weeks ago.
		Sent you long facts.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Devastated by the side effects.
		Well, as opposed to what?
		Dying?
unidentified		Well, actually, there are a couple of cures.
		I'm an author.
		I have a couple of proven cures demonstrated by decades of testing that actually fully control AIDS without the side effects.
		Fully control it.
		I'm the guy who's doing the clinical trial.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Why are you not making millions?
unidentified		There's a mindset, which you pointed out very clearly.
		There's a mindset that says, number one, alternatives have never truly been tested.
		That's true.
		Without that comprehensive testing, no one's going to put their body.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So what is your alternative method?
unidentified		Well, all disease has a basic common denominator, which is basic chemical imbalance.
		If you restore chemical balance, all disease goes into remission.
		Always, 100% of the time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So what does that mean?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You've got to eat chopped salads and stuff.
unidentified		Well, people who eat chopped salad don't get well.
		But there are...
		Grains and vegetables, beans and seaweed.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Beans and seaweed?
unidentified		A little fruit, more salt, less liquid.
unidentified		It works every time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		More salt?
unidentified		Mm-hmm.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But that clogs the arteries.
unidentified		Well, the research came out the last couple of months that says, really, salt's good food.
unidentified		Wholesome, benevolent, a necessary nutrient.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Right up there with ketchup.
unidentified		I put everybody back on salt.
unidentified		Everyone responds, well.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Really?
unidentified		You have the stuff in your family, some long-term chronic ailment in your family.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I've always enjoyed salt myself, and people warn me about it, you know.
unidentified		I would like to send you a copy of something that would, if you try it, your wife's asthma would be gone.
unidentified		30 days.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Send it along.
unidentified		I'll shoot it out.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'll look for it.
		Thank you.
		Salt's good for you.
		I'm so sick of that.
		Junk food is bad.
		Junk food is good.
		Milk is good.
		Milk is bad.
		Butter is good.
		Butter is bad.
		Salt is good.
		Salt is bad.
		One day to the next, how is a body to know, you know, I just think live your life.
		Eat the stuff you want to eat.
		Enjoy your life.
		Don't pay attention to those fools.
		They don't know what the hell they're talking about anyway.
unidentified		So there you are.
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		Give me your perspective on where you think this is heading worldwide.
		Is this all leading to a one-world government, a new world order, in order to contain what could very well be a planetary-wide uprising?
		Well, yes, the governments are preying on the poor people.
		You know, in most countries, the government is usually controlled by wealthy people.
		You're seeing very much a situation that's set up to create a violent overthrow of countries.
		You're listening to Art Bell, Somewhere in Time.
		Tonight featuring Coast to Coast AM from July 9, 1996.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First time caller, mine, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		Hello.
		Yes, I wanted to talk to you about the parts that you got from Rothwell.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		The bismuth and magnesium and zinc are all in what they call the Hall table of elements.
unidentified		That is, they're used in Hall effect transistors and in Gauss meters to detect magnetic fields.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		Yeah, they have a standing voltage that's perpendicular to the field of the current.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I don't know what all that means.
unidentified		Well, that means that it's a something device that's fed into the computer of the machine to correct the magnetic field.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The computer of the machine?
unidentified		Of the saucer to correct the polarity and the strength of the magnetic field.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that may be.
unidentified		Ask your physicist about it.
		And they're put on and deposited in a micron, vacuum deposited in micron layers.
		They have a bismuth act as a generator on the base of the structure, and the zinc and magnesium are part of an HCP structure, which becomes...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So I have no idea what you're talking about.
unidentified		Well, it's normally a hexagon structure, but in this case, I believe it's trigonic.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, Trigonic.
		Have a good morning.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		Yes, Ark Bill.
		That's me.
		My name's Daryl, and I'm calling from Merced, California.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, Daryl.
unidentified		Yeah.
		I'm a little nervous.
		I'm not a man of, you know, much speaking here or whatever.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Not a man of many words.
unidentified		I got home from work just a few minutes ago, and I heard an individual talking about how she was listening to the Roswell story about those planes and so on you were talking about.
unidentified		And her radio got cut off there.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yes, yes, yes.
unidentified		Well, you know, one night here after the fourth, I was listening to that, and it sounded like it'd pop, and then it'd go off and come on.
unidentified		I had the same thing over here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but look, everybody needs to understand, sir, thank you, that, look, this is radio.
		It begins here in Little Perump, Nevada.
		All right, it goes up to a satellite.
		Then it comes back down and is received in Oregon, processed, sent up on yet another satellite, which then comes down in New Jersey, where it is received and then retransmitted on a C-band satellite.
		Then it is received by radio stations around the country, processed, and retransmitted to you.
		Now, that's a pretty long chain of things that can go wrong.
		Not that they do frequently, but things can go wrong.
		And not every technical failure has the hand of Rockefeller and the Trilateral Commission behind the switch, if you follow me.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		Excuse me, it's Ann from Southern Quaky State.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay, so Southern California.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, Ann.
unidentified		I just want to mention a couple of things, and then I've got a wave.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
unidentified		I never heard anybody mention to you about the 3.2 quake that we had right after Berkeley talked about the 3.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are you talking about in Baja or near Baja?
unidentified		It was out near Palm Springs.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
unidentified		And it was just before the 3.5 in Northern California.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, Berkeley did pretty well, actually.
unidentified		He really did.
unidentified		And I don't know if I've never heard you mention about that volcano that is going off and it's throwing rocks the size of cars.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Totally cool.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I've seen the photographs in New Zealand, I believe, isn't it?
unidentified		Yes.
unidentified		Yes, I saw that the other night.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, it's apparently not a threat to any people, but it is magnificent.
unidentified		And I just thought maybe that was part of the Pacific Ring of Fire?
unidentified		Is that part of the Pacific?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yes.
unidentified		So that could be what he was expecting?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, I don't think he said anything about a volcano in New Zealand.
unidentified		No, but he talked about a movement.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		He talked about a seven quake, which did not occur during that specified time period.
unidentified		Okay, I guess I'm just trying to help him out.
		But I've got a what if.
		Okay.
		What if Ruth and Larry at GMX could come up with something, you know the magnetite that Birklund talked about that's between our eyebrows?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		What if they could come up with something magnetic that could clean the sludge out of our arteries?
unidentified		Like it cleans the sludge out of your arteries.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'm afraid there are a lot of people way ahead of you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Not Ruth and Larry, but my dear lady, there are a lot of people who use magnetics for exactly that purpose biologically.
unidentified		I didn't know that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now you do.
unidentified		Oh, how do you find out about it?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I couldn't point you in any direction particularly, but I can just tell you it is being done.
unidentified		Wow, well, I'd be very interested.
unidentified		I'm a 66-year-old grandmother.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So you could use a couple of magnets strapped to your ankles, huh?
unidentified		Right.
		I wouldn't know anything if I didn't listen to you all night long.
		By the way, that man that called a while ago that gave you the stuff, I remember him calling you several weeks ago.
		I know you must have recognized his voice.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I did.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, that's all a bunch of baloney.
		I mean, do I care if people come to Trump?
		It's a beautiful town.
		Let them come.
unidentified		No, I just was, I guess all of us are a little concerned about you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, thank you.
		But that was nonsense.
		I mean it conjures up visions of people skulking about out there in the desert, crawling in fatigues with automatic weapons, closing in on me from every side.
		Come on.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		Good morning, Erk.
		This is Buzz the Radio Spy in Seattle.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		EO, Buzz.
unidentified		Interesting article.
unidentified		Do you get Radio World trade paper?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, sir.
unidentified		Okay, well, there's an interesting article in the July 10th edition that says, no change in talk radio audience.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No change in talk radio audience.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What does that mean?
unidentified		Well, that the Times Mirror Center took a poll and they've been following the same people from 1990, or they've been following people who listen to talk radio from 93 to 96.
		Right.
		And the audience, and you know, there's a lot of talk, oh, conservative radio is dead, no one's listening to it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
unidentified		Well, actually, there's no change.
		From 22%, let's see, it was 15% in 94, and it's 18% now of people who listen.
		And there's another interesting little fact laid in here.
		It says that there are more Republicans, 18% to 28%, than Democrats, which are 12% to 19%, listen to talk radio.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That figures.
unidentified		Yeah.
		And it's from what, the Rover News Service.
		And out of Ann Arbor, Michigan.
		And it's a little article.
		I don't know.
		Maybe I'll cut it down and fact it to you later on this week.
		All right.
		I've got a what if for you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What if, what?
unidentified		Okay, remember a few years back when you were still in Vegas and you watched them film the stand out in front of the hotel on your way?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I do indeed.
unidentified		And you were saying, I really would like to do a movie.
unidentified		You know, somebody would ask me, right?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that was then.
		I mean, you know, in other words, they were filming the stand, and I was particularly interested in that.
		And if I had had an opportunity to be a part of the crowd or something in the stand during that great last scene, you know, in Vegas, I would have loved it.
unidentified		Well, the way your show goes, Whately, what happened if somebody from the X-Files approached you for you to do either a voiceover or, you know, as yourself or as a character?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I've already been approached about two dozen times.
unidentified		No?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And no.
unidentified		Well, curious.
unidentified		At least you're being consistent.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I'm trying to be.
unidentified		Have a good morning, Eric.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Take care.
		Look, there is enough to do.
		Number one, I don't like television.
		You know, a motion picture, it might be all right.
		But I don't like TV, generally.
		You know that.
		And so I turn it down.
unidentified		Always.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Occasionally, we'll do a newspaper article, you know, a newspaper.
		As a matter of fact, I think the Review Journal in Las Vegas is going to do one here shortly.
		But I don't like TV.
		And this is my medium.
		I like radio.
		And I don't want to do anything but radio.
		And frankly, the people that I see doing TV, who do radio generally, look terrible, don't transfer in the mediums well.
		And television is so structured, it is so rehearsed, it's no fun.
		Radio is fun.
		I can go on here and do what I want.
		You know, I can go nuts if I want to.
		I do sometimes.
		On television, everything has to be just so, so.
		It's all rehearsed, all pre-done, and it's not fun, so I don't do it.
		And besides, I get five hours a night, and that is enough.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		Hello, Art.
		How you doing?
		Okay.
		This is Jim Collin from Houston.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Jim.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Turn your radio off, Jim.
unidentified		Oh, sure will.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
unidentified		Okay, a couple things.
		First off, in case you haven't heard, ID4 has brought in approximately $94 million in the first week.
		That includes the sneak day, the day before, when a bunch of theaters had it.
		Right.
		I really enjoyed your guest last night.
		I thought it was very good.
		I couldn't believe how cheap that book was, $5.99.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, pretty good deal.
unidentified		Yeah, set up for it.
		I mean, that was southerly.
		I'm sorry, Sunday night.
		Oh, okay.
		Yeah.
		Anyway, I'm just curious.
		Mr. Holzman, who I've followed quite a bit.
		I listened to him on your show.
		It seems like Richard just kind of dissolved out of the picture here lately.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, actually, he went to Europe.
unidentified		Oh, did he really?
		Yeah.
		Oh, I see.
		Okay, well, that's what that was all about.
		And I'm really looking forward to hearing Stanton on Sunday night.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, Stanton coming up to the show.
unidentified		I'll be curious what he has to say about the Roswell stuff and all the stuff you've got going on with that.
		Yes.
		So anyway, that's all I've got to say.
		I'm listening to your show and thoroughly enjoy it.
		Thanks a lot.
		Okay, sir.
		Take care.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Houston, Texas.
		First time caller align.
		You're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, I'm calling Medford, Oregon.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Medford, Oregon, and K-O-P-E.
unidentified		You're right.
unidentified		Flight ship, Steve.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, get into that phone and speak up.
unidentified		Okay, well, what I'm interested in is I missed your show yesterday, and I was wondering, I didn't hear Linda Howe on Sunday like I expected.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's too bad because she was on, and we repeated it last night.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So you missed it not once, but twice.
unidentified		That's terrible.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, it is.
unidentified		Okay, second question is, if you're a wiretapped, doesn't that require at least a judge to sign off on it?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, but it doesn't require that they notify me of it.
unidentified		No, it doesn't.
unidentified		But what do you imagine they were telling the judge to give this up?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now, we have doubled the number of legal wiretaps this year in America that we are doing.
		I said legal.
		How many not sanctioned wiretaps do you think we're doing?
unidentified		Well, I would hope none.
unidentified		Call me naive.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're really naive, sir.
unidentified		Well, I'm curious.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They tap the people they want to tap.
		Listen, this is your great opportunity.
		Say something right to the feds.
		What do you want to say?
unidentified		Keep out of our lives.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, well, good luck.
		All right, from Medford, thank you.
		We'll be right back.
unidentified		This is Premier Networks.
		That was Art Bell hosting Coast to Coast AM on this Somewhere in Time.
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		You are listening to Art Bell somewhere in time.
		Tonight featuring Coast to Coast AM from July 9th, 1996.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Art.
		I always love it when the paranoids start calling in.
		I bet that 24-hour gas station in your town really is the secret underground alien installation.
		I used to make custom knives and sell them at gun shows all over the Pacific Northwest.
		There wasn't one show that I went to that I didn't hear people talking about the government.
		At first, I thought it was pretty funny that people could be so paranoid, but after three years, I couldn't take it anymore.
		I had to quit going to the shows.
		Some of the people I met were pretty scary, Art.
		Well, that tempts me to open a paranoia line.
		In fact, I hereby do it.
		Restricting my first-time caller line to paranoids.
		Anybody paranoid, I mean truly paranoid, can call.
		And now to my international line, you are upon the air in America and the world.
		Where are you calling from, please?
unidentified		From Augustwang in Germany.
unidentified		Very near the Austrian border.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Ah, that's right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You can see Austria, can you not, on a clear day?
unidentified		Indeed, from my office window.
		It's about 15 miles away.
		And we're getting terrible weather here.
		Two feet of new snow in the Alps.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yikes.
unidentified		Yikes, and they had to stop the Tour de France.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my.
unidentified		Yeah, so it's really pretty bad.
		Now, not to take up too much of your time, I would like to discuss the idea of small-time investors, just your individual investor, investing in gold or any other kind of precious metal or precious rocks.
		Okay.
		It's a terrible idea.
		Why?
		Because gold, for example, needs to be stored.
		It costs to store.
		It does not provide a return on your investment.
		It may hedge you against inflation, but Pat Robertson has been saying for two years that gold is going to go to $500 an ounce, and it's done nothing but go down.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, but.
		Yes, but.
		The stock market has been going up.
		And when that is the case and everything is relatively hunky-dory, that's right.
		Gold either hangs around just below $400 or even drops.
		let a hint of trouble come along.
		And believe me, sir, you looked down a road a few years and it's a coming.
unidentified		Even if it is, gold is an inappropriate investment for the individual investor.
unidentified		There's just so many investments that are better.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It is inappropriate to put all of your money in, but so is any investment.
unidentified		Well, that's true.
		If you want to have a few gold coins to carry around in your pocket to make you feel good, that's fine.
		But to even put more than about 5% of any individual's portfolio in precious metals is just simply not a good idea.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I don't disagree with you.
		5%, 10% somewhere in there.
		That's about it.
		Just sort of a hedge.
		It doesn't hurt.
unidentified		Okay, well, I'm glad you agree with me.
		And otherwise, the conspiracy theory is not happening.
		And I'll tell you why.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Which one?
unidentified		The Council on Foreign Relations Trilateral Commission International Jewish Bankers Conspiracy.
		It's not happening, and I'll tell you why.
		First of all, the sum total of human endeavor on the earth is so vast that it could not be controlled by 300 people.
		But more than that, what makes any of these people think that this committee of 300 who are ostensibly so greedy as to try to take over the world wouldn't try to screw each other in the process?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They would.
		They would.
		I'm not a believer in that baloney.
		I don't.
		You know, there are powerful people out there, and that is as it should be.
		But a great conspiracy, I think not.
		And if they're running things, they're doing a damn poor job of it.
unidentified		Indeed, they are.
unidentified		Thanks very much, Arch.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're welcome.
		Yeah, I've never been into that, Germany.
		If you want to call us internationally, two feet of snow.
		Boy, it must be nice there, huh?
		Austria within sight.
		The Alps?
unidentified		Cool.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Really cool.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, anyway, if you want to call us internationally, the way to do it is to get the AT ⁇ T operator online.
unidentified		Call her up.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Say, give me that AT ⁇ T operator.
		When you get her, even though she's not the MTI girl, she's a cute girl.
		Ask to call our 800 number.
		It's free.
		It will not cost you a penny from anywhere in the world.
		You call the AT ⁇ T USA Direct Access Number or get the operator, as I said, and then dial 800-893-0903.
		That's 800-893-0903.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Good evening, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good evening.
unidentified		Yeah, first off, you know, I honor you for what you're doing.
		You seem to me like a man that when you believe in what you're doing, you stick by your guns.
		And there are a lot of us that support you out here, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
unidentified		Thank you.
		I'm looking forward to the Stan Friedman talk on Dreamland Sunday night.
		And just keep up the excellent work.
		You've got a fantastic show, and there are a lot of people that are more than willing that listen to your radio show that want to hear the truth.
		If there are a lot of people out there that don't, they don't have to listen to the truth.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, otherwise, it's not worth doing, you know?
unidentified		That's absolutely true.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
unidentified		Okay, good night, Nelson.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Take care.
		Otherwise, it's not worth doing.
		On my paranoid line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello, Bill.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi.
		Wait a minute.
		Wait a minute.
unidentified		What's that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are you paranoid?
unidentified		I don't know if I'm paranoid.
		If I were really a paranoid, I wouldn't be able to understand.
		All I know is I think my government's out to get me.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, now you're getting close.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are they out to get you personally or just sort of generally?
unidentified		Collectively.
		Collectively.
		You see, we have this huge debt up here, right?
		We've got this huge interest, and what they're going to try to do is get everybody to basically work for the government.
		In other words, take all our vitality and increase taxes here and everything.
		Preciously.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Precious bodily fluids.
unidentified		Yeah, and especially they want to make us helpless.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Helpless.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Can you imagine Americans walking around with a big ball and chain, dragging it along, served with brown surf-like things and our eyes cast down at the bottom?
unidentified		You got it, Art.
unidentified		I'll tell you, it's no different than it was back in about 1255 A.D. I know how to talk to you guys.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it's coming, right?
unidentified		Well, it is coming.
unidentified		I'll tell you why.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Enslavement.
unidentified		Well, why not?
		Yeah.
		Well, that's what they've got to do.
		They've got to enslave the people.
		The people up here are listless.
		They're tired.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sir, do you know about the camps?
unidentified		The camps?
		Yes.
		I don't know about the camps.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You don't know about the camps?
unidentified		They're built around Canada is a camp.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are you in Canada?
unidentified		Yes, I am.
		Canada is a camp.
		This is one huge institution, Art, and they're making the rules, and they're making the rules more and more copious and burdensome every single day because they've got exactly the kind of lack of imagination they've got running things here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Where are you in Canada?
unidentified		Kamloops, British Columbia.
unidentified		Mm-hmm.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Aren't you afraid to give away your location?
unidentified		Well, no, because, like I said, it's one huge institution.
unidentified		Well, let me hear you say...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, let me hear you say, get the government out of my life.
unidentified		Get the government out of my life.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you're no Canadian.
unidentified		Yes, I am.
		Hey?
		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Goodbye, sir.
		There was my first paranoid.
		I have a special paranoid line this morning.
		If you are a paranoia-type person, a paranoid type person, why, that line is for you.
		And, of course, you have to wonder if your line is being traced.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		This is the American Observer out of Houston.
		How are you doing, Arthur?
		All right.
		I've been wanting to commend you for some time for your show last Thursday on the Voter Friday.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yes.
unidentified		It was an excellent show.
		As a matter of fact, the...
		I think that every American should be able to vote by email.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You do, huh?
unidentified		Oh, yes.
unidentified		If we could overhaul the system that way and have our vote be...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, we're worried about vote machines with locks and all the rest of it, and you're talking about email?
unidentified		Yes, yes.
		I think it's a very good idea.
		But about that show heart, what was that guy's name you had on as a guest?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, now I'm not sure.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you mean on vote fraud?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I can't remember his name.
unidentified		Well, he mentioned something about all the three parties getting together and deciding that Dole would be the nominee, but they all knew that, what's his name, Buchanan would win the popular vote in the Republican Party.
		Now, I did some polling.
		It turned out to be here in Houston for Bob Dole.
		And all the Republicans that we called, most of them were for Buchanan.
		A lot of people were reluctant.
		Very few people were for Bob Dole.
		And these were hardcore Republicans.
		Because at first I was kind of skeptical about the whole idea, but when he said that, it made a lot of sense.
		It made a lot of sense.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		To me, Bob Dole never misses an opportunity to disappoint.
unidentified		No, he doesn't.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's not funny.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it's really true.
unidentified		Well, I'm an independent artist, so it's funny to me.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Whether it's a battle with a towering intellectual like Katie Couric, or it's the latest on Gunnar.
unidentified		Yeah, that was a big mistake.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, it was a big mistake.
unidentified		He appears like an ogre attacking her.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm just fed up with the whole thing.
unidentified		Yeah, you're depressed, aren't you, Audrey?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, I am.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I don't even want to talk about it.
unidentified		All right, have a good night, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'll take care.
		Bye.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Good morning, Art.
		Gary from California.
		How are you doing?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm fine, Gary.
unidentified		Good.
		A couple things.
		First, last night a woman called up asking what would happen if science could offer a definitive proof of the existence of God.
		Yes.
		Well, there's a book out on that very subject.
		It's called The Physics of Immortality, written by a professor at Tulane University.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I've been trying to get immortals to call me, and I haven't had one that I really believe fully yet.
unidentified		Well, I don't know, maybe he's still working to the proof, but he hasn't got all the equations written down yet.
		I see.
		But anyway, about paranoia.
		I'm just wondering if a paranoia on the level of your average citizen is so high, I wonder what the paranoia level is among people who have the burden of both being on of being on top of the information pyramid, knowing stuff that a guy in the street has no idea about, and having to reconcile that with what they say publicly.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		There are probably masses of twitching paranoia.
unidentified		I've got a message.
		So it's like, it sounds to me like it's going to turn into a big feedback loop.
		It just it ends up permeating everywhere and the people down below get paranoid to ask questions and the people on top get more paranoid about the people on the bottom getting paranoid and it just starts spreading.
		Oh, by the way, if any feds are listening, show me a nation that doesn't cheat the tax collector and I'll show you a nation of sheep.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I bet they've heard that before.
unidentified		Well, it's reinforced early and reinforced often.
unidentified		Take care.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, take care.
		Let me go to my paranoia line here.
		On my paranoid line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello, is this art?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, of course you probably don't believe that, do you?
unidentified		It does it sound like art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, well, it is.
unidentified		Is this art really?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, it really is.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Either that or I'm a replacement answering this phone, tracing your line.
unidentified		What have you done with art?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We can't talk about that on the air.
unidentified		Who is this?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		This is 347.
unidentified		347?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That badge number.
unidentified		I think I just heard something.
unidentified		I have to go.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, goodbye.
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		Give me your perspective on where you think this is heading worldwide.
		Is this all leading to a one-world government, a new world order, in order to contain what could very well be a planetary-wide uprising?
		Well, yes, the governments are preying on the poor people.
		You know, in most countries, the government is usually controlled by wealthy people.
		You're seeing very much a situation that's set up to create a violent overthrow of countries.
		Now, we take you back to the past on Art Bell Somewhere in Time.
		Art Bell East of the Rockies are on the air.
		Good morning, Mr. Bell.
		Hello.
		This is Chris in Nashville.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, Chris.
unidentified		Two things for you.
		Number one, did you happen to watch any C-SPAN this weekend?
		No.
		You did not?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, what did I miss?
unidentified		You missed the alternative to holding your nose and voting for Bob Dole.
unidentified		Oh, no, wait a minute.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, no, I did watch some of it.
		I'm sorry.
		I did watch some of it, as a matter of fact.
		But when I watched, I watched for about an hour and a half, and it was all procedural stuff early on, you know, in the nominating process.
unidentified		and it was it was kind of boring you know they were just Well, Harry Brown's acceptance speech just converted me right straight to libertarian.
		He's backing everything that the Republicans said they were going to do and didn't and all the things that need to be done.
		Well, that's right.
		And if you get a chance Saturday, go see ID4.
		It's well worth it.
		Got to run.
		Have a good night.
		Good show.
		Thanks.
		Thanks.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		See you later.
		Well, I'm going to have Harry Brown on the air.
		I said I would do that after he was and if he was nominated and looked as though he was going to be.
		I talked to his campaign about four or five days ago.
		And I told them I don't want to have him now because we've had him once, you know, prior to the nominating process.
		And I wanted to wait until he was a nominee and then he would be worth having on again.
		Indeed, he would be, and we'll have him on again soon.
		So if the Harry Brown headquarters people want to call me, we will schedule him on.
		You know, I wish I could believe that a third-party candidate really could win.
		Because, frankly, I don't give two hoots for what we've got out there right now.
		But I don't believe it.
		I don't think Harry Brown can win.
		I don't think Governor Lamb can win.
		I don't think the Little Texan can win.
		It may be that Colin Powell could win, but Colin Powell isn't running.
		As a matter of fact, he's not even really campaigning for Bob Dole.
		I don't blame him, frankly.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
unidentified		I got a couple of questions for you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
unidentified		I was wondering, you were talking about earlier about the Roswell site and how the guy gave you the directions.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		Did you ever get a chance to go out there?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, I've been here every night.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now, how would I go to Roswell?
unidentified		Well, you said you were in.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I said that the reason we weren't going to give them publicly was because we wanted to be able to look before.
unidentified		Right.
unidentified		Have you had a chance?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, the answer is no.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I've been here every night.
unidentified		Sorry.
		I just, you know, I was kind of curious and everything, because my uncle used to be a copper back then when Roswell was going on in Washington, D.C. There will be arrangements made.
		All right.
		I've got a what up for you.
		Okay.
		What if, say, the government or the military knows everything about the UFOs, you know, and they're holding it from Clinton.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, not telling Clinton?
unidentified		Right.
		I mean, why would they tell him?
		I mean, that way, if anybody asked him.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, if you were the guy in charge of the cover-up of all UFO information, and you had a choice to either tell Clinton or not, would you?
unidentified		Well, I mean, no.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I don't know why.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So then we'll presume he doesn't know.
unidentified		Right.
unidentified		Presume he doesn't know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
unidentified		If they have technology, you know, they got the technology first things, and they don't know what they can do with it, I mean, what's the point of having it then?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I mean, they may be using it to their own advantage.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Listen, you're talking about the government.
unidentified		Right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're talking about the defense people who would use it, obviously, for defense purposes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Weapons, sir!
unidentified		There you go, weapons.
unidentified		Like they don't have enough right now.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, they never have enough weapons.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		When can a government ever have enough weapons?
unidentified		Especially ours.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		There you are.
		Ray gun, something like that.
		They really go for that.
		You know they do.
unidentified		Yeah.
		I also like a comment.
		I love your webpage.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		My music.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I love my webpage.
unidentified		I know it.
unidentified		And I was wondering if you ever answer your email or you ever get a chance to.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, I do.
		Now I've got to be selective because I get hundreds of emails, but yes, I do.
		All right?
unidentified		Yeah, cool.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		Well, hey, hopefully I can get through again sometime.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		Well, keep trying.
		Thank you.
unidentified		All right.
		Bye.
		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're on the air, coast to coast AM with Art Bell High.
unidentified		Good morning, Art.
unidentified		How are you doing?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I am fine.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Where are you?
unidentified		I'm calling from Canada.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Where in Canada?
unidentified		North Shore of Lake Erie.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, wow.
unidentified		So I'm driving home and I'm listening to you on a Richmond, Virginia station.
		You are?
		I am.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you know, we're on WJR in Detroit.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're going all the way to Richmond?
unidentified		Wow.
		Well, I'll tune it over to WJR.
		Oh, you don't have to.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm quite fine.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		As long as you can hear us, that's right.
unidentified		That's right.
		I'm calling in on the toll-free paranoid line.
		If I called direct, then I'd have to use my calling card and then it could be traced.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good thought.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Only a true paranoid would have considered that prior to calling.
unidentified		That's right.
unidentified		But I listened the other night about the Mars face, which was fascinating.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, it was.
unidentified		And then the part about the physicist with the anti-gravity material.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That, too, was cool.
unidentified		And you know, I've been fascinated with anti-gravity for the last couple of years.
		And actually, you know what?
		I think I got a machine to do it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You have an anti-grav machine?
unidentified		It's only on paper.
		It's only on paper.
		But I'll tell you how it works.
		And if you ever talk to me.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wait, no, no, no.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Don't tell us yet.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		One quick question for you before we're going to break here at the top of the hour.
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		If the face on the moon were sticking its tongue out.
unidentified		On Mars.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How would you interpret that?
unidentified		It's taking my tongue out of me?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's the face on the...
		I'll let you think about that, and then you can tell us about anti-gravity after the news.
		How's that?
unidentified		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Stay right there while we trace your number.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, good.
unidentified		The trip back in time continues with Art Bell hosting Coast to Coast AM.
		More Somewhere in Time coming up.
		Now, we take you back to the past on Art Bell Somewhere in Time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Open line, talk radio all night long.
		Anything you want to talk about, we do have one special line set aside for paranoid people.
		It is area code 702-727-1222.
		And every terrible thing that you can imagine that might happen when you call that line might.
		So, if you can muster up the whatever to call it, we'll be talking to you if you're a paranoid.
		I don't have to tell you what's going on in telecommunications, do I?
		It's going nuts.
		An SMR is right in the middle of the revolution, and you can grab a piece of it.
		You see, Microtech was smart enough to get the licenses to SMR.
		220 megahertz.
		Actually, I bemoan the fact, if you want to know the truth, that they took it from the hands, but it's a done deal long since.
		Nothing we can do about that, so it's a good investment opportunity.
		It's the kind of thing that will, in essence, supplant cellular.
		Well, augment cellular.
		It'll be about half the price.
		So you can imagine the commercial viability.
		It's already been built in New York, L.A., Dallas, and Boston.
		And they're ready to build more.
		The investment is $8,700.
		The possible return, $20,000, $30,000, $40,000 or more, plus a yearly income for the rest of your life, and it can be part of your IRA or retirement plan.
		So, they will ask you a couple of questions to determine you're a qualified investor, then send you a video and a prospectus, and they'll tell you all about it.
		And you can sit there and decide for yourself in the comfort of your own home.
		It's a free call.
		The number is 1-800-444-1049.
		That's 1-800-444-1049.
		And now, to the secrets of anti-gravity up to Canada.
		You're back on the air again, sir.
unidentified		Yes, good morning, Harry.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good morning.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well?
unidentified		Well, let's take one.
		I'm going to take it one step back.
		If we want to do any useful work, what we do is we take nothing and separate it into two parts, and getting it back together is what helps us do things, like taking two chemicals.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wait a minute, wait a minute.
		You take nothing.
		How can you separate nothing into two parts?
unidentified		Well, for example, you take electrons at rest, you use magnets and wires, and that is not nothing.
unidentified		Well, we start with we start with something that's not happening in the middle.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So then we really do have something.
		You're right.
		That we are separating.
unidentified		All right, fine, all right.
		Okay.
		So taking, all right.
		So that's the basic idea here is um is you're taking all right.
		I'm gonna take a step back.
		What's how do we if we want to go past the orbit of the Earth we have to reach a certain velocity right?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Escape velocity, yes.
unidentified		Right, but you see that's not right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
unidentified		Because I could go very slowly as long as I have the correct acceleration.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well that that would be true.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, you could slowly drift up and drift up.
unidentified		As long as I can...
unidentified		As long as you can repel gravity or...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, that's right.
unidentified		That's exactly right.
		This machine here, I just got this on paper here, but I've been doing some work with it.
		What it is, is it takes rotational acceleration.
		You know about rotational acceleration?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, I do.
unidentified		And what happens is you do the same thing like you do with a battery, is you split the two components, and then it works for you in that idea.
unidentified		What you do is you take the rotational acceleration and basically you convert it into a linear direction.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now you've lost me.
		It doesn't matter.
		Why don't you build this thing?
unidentified		I'm going to.
unidentified		When I've got enough money to do this, I will.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Because I think it would be infinitely cool if you could get in a little craft and just sort of slowly go up.
unidentified		Well, and that's what I plan to do.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I understand.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are you coming back or are you going to just keep going?
unidentified		Well, I'd have to make it...
unidentified		I'd want air with me.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I don't consider that paranoia.
unidentified		Oh, okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, sir.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, let me know when you've got the machine going.
unidentified		I'll let you know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, take care.
		On my paranoid line, I guess that's what I'm going to call it.
		My line of paranoia, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
unidentified		Am I on the paranoid line?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, you are.
unidentified		I am scared to death, Art.
		Ever since that lady called in the other day about the bovine flatulence ruining our atmosphere.
		You know what?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That lady, you may laugh at that lady, but I'll tell you what, that lady is dead right.
		I have read article after article after article that says that bovine flatulence is the worst problem we've got.
		It is the biggest contributor to the greenhouse effect, bigger even than all the cars that are driving around out there.
		Cows passing gas is a very, very, very serious matter.
		And one can only imagine how much nature and healthy trinity it would take to straighten it out.
unidentified		Well, you'll be glad to know that I've come up with a solution.
unidentified		All we have to do is set a trap and catch this guy that's pulling those cows' fingers.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Cows don't have fingers.
unidentified		Oh, man, you're not going to get back under the bed and take this all out again.
unidentified		I was just going to start working on those in the center of the earth that's been crapping on a pseudo-valkya volcanoes next.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Look, all right.
		Well, volcanoes, they're another problem, but not nearly so serious as bovine flatulence.
		It is true.
		I know it sounds laughable and it sounds fake, but it is not.
		I've read article after article saying it is the very worst problem we have.
		Cows letting loose.
		Cows eating all that grass and hay and whatever all cows eat.
		And it all, of course, turns into horrendous amounts of flatulence, which fills the atmosphere with greenhouse-type stuff.
		It's true, it really is.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Good morning, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, good morning to you.
unidentified		I have a what if.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What if what?
unidentified		What if?
unidentified		I was the person a few months ago that called in and suggested we do what if, and that I have another suggestion on what callers can do when they call you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Let's see.
unidentified		Okay.
		This is the new and updated kind of what if.
		Now that you're world broadcasted, why don't you have world breath when callers can call up?
		Siv, it's very nice talking to you, but because we have a world voice now, why don't we say something to the world?
		You had said something a couple weeks ago about that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, what would you want to say?
		It is true.
		I mean, we're broadcasting.
unidentified		Well, like have a line, like your paranoid line, where you want to say something to the world.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, but you've got to give us the idea here.
		Start out.
		Here is your opportunity.
		You know you're talking to the world, so what do you want to say?
unidentified		Okay.
		World, when I hang up after talking to Art Bell, take a deep breath into your nose and just let it out.
		A good breath.
		Start it out.
		A world breath.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So that's the best thing you've got to tell to the world.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Take a deep breath.
unidentified		Yeah.
		Take it easy.
		Take a good breath.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		Thank you very much for the call.
		And I can tell it's only one step from there to the chairmanship of the UN, General Secretary of the UN, be replacing Boutris Boutris.
		On my paranoid line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		Hi, Art.
		This is Joe.
		I'm in Sedona, Arizona.
		Oh.
		Want to call you about my paranoia about Secret Canyon.
		I don't know if you've ever been here before.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, I have always wanted to come to Sedona.
unidentified		Well, there's a local rumor amongst the ufologists that there is a secret underground government base in Secret Canyon.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Why Sedona?
		No, I would like to first understand.
		By the way, we're glad to be on the air in Sedona.
		I made special remote when your station came on the air because Sedona is sort of the mystical New Age capital of the entire universe.
		And the question is, why?
unidentified		Well, if you haven't been here, the scenery is unbelievable.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's nice at the Grand Canyon, too, but it doesn't have that rep. So what is it about Sedona?
unidentified		Well, when you study history and where the Indian peoples lived, they would not live amongst the Red Rock, where they say all the mystical things happened.
		They lived on the outskirts, and their ruins are all around Sedona.
		And it is a mystical place.
		But I'm paranoid about the secret canyon base, underground base.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I can imagine.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Nobody likes to think of nefarious things going on under their feet.
unidentified		True.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What do you think they're doing down there?
unidentified		I don't know, but I believe it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's fine.
		I mean, but what do you think they're doing?
		They're not having a little tea and social time.
unidentified		No, they're not.
unidentified		In fact, you had a guest on Dreamland, Norio.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hayakawa, yes.
unidentified		Right.
		And he spoke of the ELF generators.
		The extremely low-frequency generators that the government may have used in Iran.
		The rumor here is that don't hike back into Secret Canyon because they have these ELF generators.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do Sidonites occasionally disappear?
unidentified		People have been known.
		This is a very transient town.
		They have lots of transient people come for.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's like you wouldn't even know if somebody disappeared.
unidentified		Exactly.
		And lots of people living in the woods.
		Lots of people living in the canyons, places around here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, there's something to think about.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		These subterranean people, they've got to eat too.
unidentified		Well, no, the theory is that it's a government state.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Government people, subterranean, have got to eat.
unidentified		Well, that's true.
		I don't know how they're getting their food.
		We've had rumors of...
		About what?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The disappearing people.
unidentified		Well, people have been known to come and go.
		We don't know.
		I've known several people.
		I've been here three years now.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, would you walk into that particular area?
unidentified		I have walked in there.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		At midnight.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Without light.
unidentified		No, I wouldn't.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You wouldn't do that?
unidentified		No, I wouldn't.
		Oh, yes.
		No badges of any country, company, you know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Always black.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Have you noticed that?
unidentified		Always black.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Why don't they ever wear white just to fool us?
unidentified		We do have a lot of military helicopters flying here, and the rationale is that the Sedona Airport is a military refueling base.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sure it is.
unidentified		So who knows?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And where are the big tanks?
unidentified		Ha ha!
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Underground, right?
unidentified		Right.
unidentified		Listen, it's great talking to you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And to you as well, sir.
unidentified		Take care.
unidentified		Bye-bye.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And stay on alert there.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We'll be right back.
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		You're listening to Art Bell, Somewhere in Time.
		Tonight featuring Coast to Coast AM from July 9, 1996.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, now here's an interesting facts.
		Art, I chose to fax rather than call, because I know your phone is tapped as well as my own.
		Please try to decode this cry for help.
		The mouse is in the trap, the spider in the web.
		That's all I can say for now.
		I know you will try to help me in turn helping yourself.
		Please notify the proper authorities and be extremely cautious of imposters.
		Don't try to contact me.
		I will contact you.
		Then we've got this.
		Art, just because someone is paranoid does not necessarily mean that they are not out to get them.
		Frank in Marysville.
		And this, Art, talk about paranoid.
		I met a friend in line at the grocery store.
		He had just seen Independence Day.
		He was sure that an elite inside government was selling the rest of us out to the aliens for technology and their own independence.
		He thinks HARP is going to be used to put us all asleep and load us on UFOs.
		He wanted to know how to fight back.
		I pointed out that it would be like Germany at the end of World War II.
		Do I want to surrender to the Greys or the Blues?
		He got upset and insisted there must be a way to know who was who.
		I know he is a fan of yours, so I said, just wait for marching orders from Art Bell.
		Think about it.
		Art's underground army of the right, acting under the cloak of darkness with trained chupacabras.
		Wait for my signal.
		Don't do anything until you get my signal, sir.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
		That's my paranoid line, actually.
unidentified		Yeah.
		You know who I'm paranoid about, Art?
		Who?
		The police.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, do you think they're after you?
unidentified		It's not just me.
		I think they're after...
		Everybody.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		People doing things like making right-hand turns when they shouldn't.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Going through red lights.
unidentified		Let me put it this way.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They are.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They're after every last one of them.
unidentified		Indeed.
		I mean, trying to collect the driving taxes.
		I don't really call them moving violations.
		They're more like driving taxes.
		I put it more like this, though.
		Here's a group of men and women who I've uniformed, who I believe I'm forced to tacitly endow with this power, this ability to control me.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You absolutely are.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Or they will restrain you, handcuff you, and put you behind bars.
unidentified		Yet, I pay for their existence using their paycheck.
unidentified		You do.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And you see, I have a different view of it, though.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		My view is that we pay good tax money to people like that to protect us against people like you.
unidentified		You see, there's the thing.
		I pay, yet I don't have the ability to hire, fire, or evaluate performance.
		I have to sit there and watch, for instance.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And be a victim.
unidentified		Indeed, I had a friend who had only had one moving violation.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		One moving violation.
unidentified		But wrote a letter to the editor, to our local paper.
		Our local paper requires that you put the first and last name, or else they won't print it.
		Sure.
		Unfortunately.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So he put his name on there, and then the police came and killed him.
unidentified		The boy let fly.
unidentified		I mean, he wasn't saying let's have I'm not.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Fine.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay, so what did they do to him for this?
unidentified		Within two weeks, he had four moving violations.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Four moving violations?
unidentified		Within two weeks.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Were these not proper violations?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, had he done nothing?
unidentified		Oh, he was just going about his way.
unidentified		Like I said, he only had one moving violation.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But after he wrote the letter to the editor, he had four.
unidentified		Oh, he said they were, I mean, he was absolutely positive.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, would you write a letter to the editor and sign your real name to Bob?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Complaining about the police?
unidentified		Well, of course not.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, then, you belong on the property.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I understand.
unidentified		Thank you very much for the call.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The police.
		It is true we pay them.
		But if you're not doing anything But generally, if you're not doing anything wrong, then they are there to protect you, and that would be the proper way to think about it.
		Not that they are there to get you.
		But on the other hand, if you write, I mean, there are certain things you can do in life that you can expect to bring certain consequences.
		Like, if you have a bumper sticker that says cops suck, the likelihood, or percentage of likelihood, that you're going to get pulled over is going to be significantly higher than the guy who doesn't have that kind of bumper sticker.
		You know, as one says, we support police or something like that.
		I don't know if that makes you less likely.
		It'd be interesting.
		It'd make an interesting study, wouldn't it?
		A pro and anti-police bumper sticker card driven around for a year.
		How many moving violations each vehicle got?
		Identical vehicles, nearly identical drivers, simply different bumper stickers.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		Hi, Ark.
		Steve from South Dakota.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		Well, I've been trying to get into you since the middle of the show last night with Stan McDaniel.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		My goodness.
unidentified		What a wonderful show.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Glad you enjoyed it.
unidentified		I have a copy of the McDaniel report.
		Yes.
		And it's 173 pages where science really does test the hypothesis.
		Right.
		I was interested to read in the report about the absence of SETI's role in the whole investigation.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		And in it it says that SETI is more or less putting a strain on the validity of these landforms in three ways.
unidentified		Number one, the Mars messages aren't radio signals, which SETI usually uses for verification.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's the only thing SETI's doing, sir.
		They're looking with radio telescopes.
		Yeah.
unidentified		Yeah, right.
unidentified		And number two, they're not from deep space, which they usually look, they always look into deep space.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know what?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		September 1st, I'm going to have Dr. Stephen Greer, founder and director of the Center for the Study of Extraterrestrial Intelligence, CSETI.
unidentified		Oh, really?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yes.
unidentified		Oh, wow, that'd be great.
		And third, in the report, it says they're not in the form, the Mars landforms aren't in the form of structures that embody architectural and symbolic values, not ordinarily in the purview of physics and mainly in astronomy.
		And it sort of baffles me because both SETI and the Mars mission are sort of studying different areas of the same subject.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, they are.
		It's true.
		And one of these days, I think we will get a signal.
		I wonder what would happen if the SETI people got a signal that basically said, nice talking to you.
		Call us back when you grow up.
unidentified		You're listening to Art Bell somewhere in Time.
		tonight featuring coast to coast a.m.
		from july 9th 1996 we were on fire no one can save me but you Strange world designed people.
		I never dreamed that I'd meet somebody like you I never...
		All our times have come Feel the force
		now, let them down Seasons don't feel the reverb Nor do the wind and the sun and the rain Hear I say, oh, come on baby Don't feel the reverb Baby take my hand Don't feel the reverb Will the air will apply Don't feel the reverb Baby I'm so mad
		La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
		La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
		I'm going to die
		Premier Network presents Art Bell somewhere in time.
		Tonight featuring Coast to Coast AM from the 9th of July, 1996.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good morning, everybody.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
unidentified		Morning, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good morning.
unidentified		Hey, you know what?
		What?
		I got a Yacht Boy 205 Grundig stuck in my pocket, and I can't get it out.
		Really?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Ah, well, it will slowly begin to irradiate your leg until it falls off.
unidentified		Very well.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		In the meantime, enjoy whatever you've got it set on.
unidentified		You, man.
unidentified		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Later, see you later.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		Yes, sir.
		I have a couple things to say to you about a comment you made.
		Ah, yes.
		This is Chris in Laramie, Wyoming.
		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Laramie.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, just barely east of the Rockies.
unidentified		Oh, well.
unidentified		A couple things I had to say was you made a comment last hour about third parties, Libertarian Party specifically.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yes.
unidentified		Yes.
		Well, I am a member of the LP, have been for about two years now.
		And my point was you said that you don't think third parties can win, et cetera, yada, and so on.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Et cetera, yada, and so on.
unidentified		Exactly.
		My point was there's a lot of people out there with that attitude that think that since third parties can't win, they won't vote for them.
		So third parties don't win.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That is the truth.
unidentified		So people won't vote for them.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That is the reality.
unidentified		It is a vicious circle, and it keeps going and going.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It is, and it will continue, and saying it won't end a change.
unidentified		That's true.
		The second thing I wanted to say real quick is I have the LP presidential debates on tape.
		And if you would like to see them, I can send them off to whatever address you have.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I have an address.
unidentified		You do?
		Yes.
		Well, that's good.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do you want to?
unidentified		Certainly.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Post Office Box 4755.
unidentified		4755.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Perump.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		P-A-H-R-U-M-P.
unidentified		R-U-M-P.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Didn't laugh.
		That's a good sign.
		Nevada.
		Zip code 89041-4755.
		Now, as I say, I watched for a long time, but it was all bureaucratic.
		And then I finally got tired.
		I sleep during the day.
		I do that.
unidentified		Right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do the show.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And I finally fell asleep and missed the good part.
unidentified		Well, the presidential debates were very entertaining, and I think Rick Tompkins probably saved the party from another fairly embarrassing split.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I would love to see it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So really, if you do have a copy, I'd be thankful.
unidentified		What was the post office box again?
unidentified		I'm sorry, I missed the first time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, boy.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		4755.
unidentified		4755.
		Gotcha.
		All right.
		All right.
		Thank you very much.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, and I'll look forward to that.
		Yes, I wanted to see that, and I sat there, and it was sort of a little interesting, but, you know, it was kind of, would the people in the front all move toward the back, please?
		And, you know, that kind of thing.
		And fill out forms.
		And we're handing out these forms.
		And you can only watch that so long.
		So I missed the good part.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi.
		This is Charlie Liberal in California.
		Let me tell you something.
		A, I don't think you're the Antichrist.
		I want you to know that right off the bat.
		And B, all these alien nuts out there, let me just tell you something.
		If I were an alien, in all seriousness, if I were an alien, Earth is the last place I'd want to settle.
		A, you've got some highly developed, well, semi-highly developed primate dominating a middle-aged star that lacks a lot of the natural minerals that it had just a few million years ago.
		It's not exactly what it is.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It may be that compared to other planets, we are still mineral-rich, particularly deep down.
unidentified		We're mineral rich, but why would you want to deal with a planet that has a somewhat advanced technology and nuclear weapons, even though they could probably easily defeat us, we could ruin the planet.
		Charlie?
		Why would you want to deal with that when you could deal with a relatively young star?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Charlie, we eat cows, right?
unidentified		That's true.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So why do you think that an alien would not necessarily think of us as a cow?
unidentified		Actually, you have a reasonable point there.
		I know a lot of the religious people might not like that, but what you're saying in that sense is true.
		And that humans may not, even though we are the highest life form on the planet right now, it doesn't necessarily mean that we're a very high life form.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		To a fully evolved life form, we might be as the ants are to us.
unidentified		That's true.
		That's true.
		I wouldn't argue that point.
		Let me say, as far as poor Bob Dole is concerned, isn't it just too bad that Colin Powell has seen the light, that Colin Powell realizes that the only place for him to go is the Democratic Party.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		He already said he'd vote for Bob Dole.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Where are you coming from?
unidentified		No, all I'm saying is that, well, he has to vote for Bob Dole.
		I mean, but he's already said that he's not going to campaign with this guy, and he's not going to have any big speech at the Republican National Convention.
		Let's face it here.
		He supports affirmative action, and he supports abortion rights.
		And if he comes to the Democratic Party, we will welcome him and all Republicans who support those things with open arms.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Whatever Colin Powell is, he's smart enough not to go to your party.
unidentified		Well, I think Colin Powell will wake up and see the lights as many moderates and Republicans have.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What are you talking about?
		It has been conversion after conversion after conversion.
		It's been from the dumb crowds to the Republicans.
unidentified		Where have you been?
		Well, first of all, you're talking about politicians.
		I'm not talking about politics because politicians are always rolling around in the mud trying to see it.
		Let me get this out.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're talking about Clinton.
		You're talking about Dole.
		You're talking about Powell.
		And you say you're not talking about politicians.
unidentified		I'm talking lost what little mind you want.
		Powell, fortunately, is not a quote-unquote politician.
		I think that's what makes him popular.
		But I'm talking about people like Powell who have changed, who have taken a look at this Republican Party led by Newt Gingrich and said, you know what?
		We are going to switch to the Democrats and move to the left because we realize that they support the working class Americans, that they support this, basically support the government in the country, and that the Republicans basically don't.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Charlie, there's been some damn much attrition with the Democrats lately.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're lucky you've got even a minimal vote you can muster in the House anymore.
unidentified		Well, A, the Republicans right now are no longer concerned about whether they're going to win the presidency or not.
unidentified		They're worried about whether they're going to keep control of Congress.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you are.
unidentified		That's the bottom line.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you are right about that.
		Thanks, Charles.
		He's right about that.
		The campaign right now is going so poorly.
		I mean, I couldn't script it to go any more poorly for Bob Dole.
		The latest today is that Bob Dole will now no longer seek to reverse the assault weapons ban.
		He's given up on that one.
		So there you are.
unidentified		And he weakly says, well, a bunch of those guns are now available anyway.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So he will not attempt to reverse that ban.
		You know, by the time they're done, that is Bill Clinton stealing what few ideas Bob Dole has had.
		And Bob Dole compromising toward the left.
		There's going to be absolutely no difference whatsoever between those two guys except their age.
		That's going to be all that's left.
unidentified		Booing
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		First of all, I want to just thank you for bringing everyone out here to Cornucopia this phenomenal knowledge.
		I don't know of anyone else that I've ever listened to at radio, and that just fills my brain and stimulates me.
		You know, I was listening to the show and I thought to myself, do you think, George, the common citizen such as you or I, really has any hope towards the future of any privacy or anything else?
		I think we do.
		I think eventually so many people will see the light, see what you see, see what I see, that eventually they're going to say enough is enough.
		And I think that we do have a future and we're going to win in the long run.
		It's going to be bumpy along the way.
		It's not going to be easy, but we will get there.
		That's my take.
		And you know what?
		As long as I can continue on the earwaves and tell people this, I shall.
		You're listening to Art Bell, Somewhere in Time.
		Tonight featuring Coast to Coast AM from July 9, 1996.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Welcome to the Rockies.
		You're on the air.
		Hi.
unidentified		Hi.
unidentified		I'm on the air.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, possibly.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What do you want to say?
unidentified		I would like to ask you a question.
		Good morning.
		And to begin with, I'm surprised.
		My name is Lydia.
		And I would like to ask you a question if, since this is an open forum tonight.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, it is, Lydia.
unidentified		Thank you.
unidentified		If there is anybody, anybody of your listeners, or maybe you know somebody that deals in degeneration of the retina.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		In what?
unidentified		Degeneration of the retina or macula.
unidentified		It's an eye problem.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		An eye problem.
unidentified		Right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, retina.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Is that what you said retina?
unidentified		Retina, right.
		Retina.
		I'm sorry, I probably don't pronounce it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Where are you from?
unidentified		I'm from Ukraine.
		Ukraine?
		Yes.
		I've been in the United States for the last 37 years.
		I'm American citizen and I lived in South America also for about 10 years.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, I'm going to visit Russia next month.
unidentified		I heard you on the radio, right?
		Yes.
		Right.
		My son was there in Ukraine in Kiev.
		He was for four years since 1990.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So you wanted to ask about a retina problem?
unidentified		Right.
		I have lost my central vision.
		I am legally blind now.
		I lost my central vision and I really haven't seen a doctor in the last probably four years.
		Oh my.
		But I can because I belong to an AHMO and they put me on disability and I'm on Medicare because there is no other way to do it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well I'm not a doctor so I can.
unidentified		I know, but I'm sort of through you, I'm trying to go to maybe somebody of your listeners, you know, an ophthalmologist or anybody that has that top.
unidentified		And I know there are a lot of people that have that problem.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, maybe somebody will have something to say, Lydia.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We'll see.
unidentified		Okay, and now if you want to talk about Russia, why don't you put me on the other line or whatever line you have?
unidentified		I'm sure you have a lot of people that want to give you advice.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		About Russia?
		Most people are telling me don't go.
		Oh, no.
		They think the American CIA is going to have the KGB kill me in the Moscow street.
unidentified		Oh, no, no, no, no.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's what they're saying.
unidentified		Please do go and look for yourself.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's exactly what I'm going to do.
unidentified		Yes.
		And I certainly hope you have a good time, and I'm sure you're going to enjoy it.
		And your wife, Samona, also.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		She will.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you very much.
unidentified		Thank you.
		Take care.
		Yeah, I think I'm going to enjoy it, too.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You betcha.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No guarantees in life, right?
unidentified		Ever.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So you just go ahead and you continue With life.
		Either that or you huddle down in a little bunker somewhere and you worry about everything.
		Like the people on my paranoid line.
unidentified		Here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		See, watch.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Paranoid line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		Hey, how you doing, Art?
		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are you paranoid?
unidentified		Well, yeah, I am.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are you?
unidentified		Okay.
unidentified		Yeah, I'm calling from New Orleans.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I've got good reason to be then.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		There's a lot of spirits in this town.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do you know That New Orleans may be one of the most dangerous cities, but Nevada, where I am now, is the most dangerous state in the whole Union.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
unidentified		That's unbelievable, isn't it?
		It seems like there's all kinds of space in Nevada.
		But anyway, what I wanted to call you about was in the beginning of June, I called you about, I saw an explosion in the sky.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I have a point of order here.
unidentified		A jet airplane.
		The point of order I'm talking about is what happened in the Pensacola incident.
		Right?
		Where it was two people.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You mean when Pensacola was destroyed?
unidentified		No, no, no.
		No, come on.
		This is not a joke.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What are you talking about, though?
unidentified		I'm talking about what happened over the weekend.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What happened?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Tell me.
unidentified		There was an engine.
unidentified		A jet engine exploded and two people were killed.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yes, I know all about that, yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Delta Airlines aircraft.
unidentified		I had called you previously in the beginning of June, and I told you that I saw an explosion over the skies in New Orleans.
		But the plane didn't explode.
		Just the right jet engine exploded in the rear section.
		It was a Pratt & Whitney.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Was it over in New Orleans?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Right, right.
unidentified		The plane was taken off going.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know what?
		I remember that call.
		I remember your call.
unidentified		Right, and you had said, you had gestured, just think about the people in the tail section.
		They must have been scared to death.
		Yep.
		And, you know, this happened Memorial weekend, right?
		And now two people have died from something.
		The plane that took off was either a Delta plane or an American plane because they had the same colors.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, there was a TWA aircraft with a lesser problem, but Delta is the one that...
unidentified		No, I'm talking about the colors on the side of the plane, though.
unidentified		Delta and American have similar colors.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but forget the colors.
		It said Delta.
		D-E-L-T-A, Delta.
		It said Delta right there.
		Right, I know that.
unidentified		But the thing that I saw, the engine that I saw was a Pratt & Whitney engine that blew up.
		But it didn't...
		You see, it shot the streak.
		It didn't go towards the cab section.
		It shot out over a residential area.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, we're giving you an A-plus, then, on your prediction.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So the next time you have one, you need to call us immediately.
unidentified		Well, Art, you have a great show.
unidentified		And I love every minute of it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		But I never get in that much, so...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you're in now.
unidentified		Very hard.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Take advantage of the paranoid line.
unidentified		Bye.
unidentified		All right, goodbye.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We're restricting that line just to paranoids.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All-card line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
unidentified		Art?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
		Oh, hi.
		Hi.
unidentified		Mike in Milwaukee, listening to you on WTMJ.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, Mike.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're going to have to speak up good and loud.
unidentified		Good and loud.
		Okay.
		I wanted to thank you, first of all, for replaying the Dan and Linda Howe.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		It's quite frightening.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it is.
		It is interesting.
		Linda and I had a very long conversation today about it all.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		None of your listeners are talking about what Tom Brokaw was talking about last night on the NBC Nightly News.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And that was?
unidentified		Area 51.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And what did he say about Area 51?
unidentified		Well, he talked about, of course, the lights in the sky.
		But even more so than that, they were talking about chemicals or some steam being released.
		Yep.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		There was a big lawsuit about that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I know all about that.
unidentified		Oh, okay.
		All right.
		Another thing was also mentioned in Independence Day 4.
		Probably the best part of the movie.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'll refer to Area 51 and Roswell as well.
unidentified		Right.
		Right.
		But as far as, what, is Vegas about as close as you can get to a theater?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		For the moment, yes, that is true.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And that's, you know, it's about a 120-mile round trip, so.
unidentified		Well, I wouldn't make the trip.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, now, is that a movie review?
unidentified		It was okay.
		It was an okay movie, but I don't know.
		I wouldn't drive 120 miles out to see it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I might not either.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		i know the lines are very long the weather is hot my temper is short and so um i haven't made the trip yet you know but the time will come i'll be in uh town for some reason or another and i'll go see it or or next month when i go to europe they will show it in the aircraft there you go now would that be a cool place to watch iD4 at about 45 50,000
unidentified		thank you very much for the call West of the Rockies you're on the air well this is West of the Rockies yes it is this is Ed in Finland, California Finland, California where is that?
		that's sort of between Glendale and the San Fernando Valley probably listening to K-A-B-C that's right yeah a couple of things first you once mentioned that you got Ray Bream radio talk host back on the air talking on the radio again I did shortly after I came on K-A-B-C which has now been quite a while I said on the air I wanted to talk to Ray I'd love to talk to him interview him and
		by gosh we did it he came on and we did a couple hours I think yeah well if I could recommend a guest if you could get him there was a gentleman a few years ago also on K-A-B-C Bill Jenkins have you ever heard of him?
		yes I've heard the name yeah he had a show called Open Mind it was sort of like a mini version of Dreamland yes indeed yeah and he talked about various things the UFOs and so forth he knows quite a bit so I don't know what's happened to him in the years but he retired from K-A-B-C and so on but I've got to ask you about the Chupacabras Chupacabra very good Chupacabra I finally got it are there lady Chupacabras well yes of
art bell ▲ ● ▼		course there are
art bell ▲ ● ▼		uh not be uh well who knows maybe the chupacabra demon seeds or something maybe i should have you on as a guest all right listen go away i've got news okay see you later you're listening to the cbc radio network and this is my theme friends the world about the world life goes on yeah this is premier networks that was our bell hosting coast to coast a.m on this
unidentified		Somewhere in Time.
		With a deck of 51.
		Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Jankaroom.
		Now don't tell me.
		I've nothing to do.
		Last night I dressed in a tail pretended I was on the couch.
		As long as I can dream it's hard to slow the swingers down.
		So please don't give a thought to me.
		I'm going to hit the wind fire.
		You.
		I'm going to hit the wind fire.
		I'm going to hit the wind fire.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		listening to art bells somewhere in time tonight featuring coast to coast a m from july 9th 1996 does anybody remember stevie nix dancing in the video of this thing cut scrape she's so cute east of the rockies you're on the air yeah chris from curia hi chris yeah um i was regarding uh two questions for you.
unidentified		Okay.
		Um, Manhattan Project?
		Yes.
		You know anything about that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, quite a bit about it, yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Uh the uh project to develop the atomic bomb, yes.
unidentified		Well, no, I was referring to the one for the cloaking device.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Cloaking device?
unidentified		Yeah, my friend is into this.
		I don't know if Jeff had any web pages.
		What is the cloaking device?
		Is that something he made up, or is that just like an exaggeration of what the government's trying to conceal?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, a cloaking device is very simply a device used when you wish to make your ship invisible.
unidentified		I heard over in Atlantic it disappeared for two seconds and reappeared?
unidentified		Mm-hmm.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's Klingon technology.
unidentified		Like something from Star Trek.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it is.
unidentified		Oh, there you go.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Cloaking device?
		Klingons?
		Don't you remember?
		Didn't you watch Star Trek?
unidentified		I'm not a Trekkie.
unidentified		I don't like that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, well, that's a cloaking device.
unidentified		Oh, I got another question for you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
unidentified		Do you know anything regarding Loch Ness Monster?
		I've been studying since I'm six.
		I'm 18 now.
		I've been studying since I was six years old.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's funny you should mention that.
		I had a guest on Dreamland Sunday that talked about Nessie.
		And there have been a number of projects looking for Nessie, and they have all found something gigantic down there chasing fish at a very deep level.
unidentified		Do they realize what it was, mammal?
unidentified		But I don't think it's mammal.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, Nessie.
unidentified		Because I know, but what do you think it is?
		For your important fans.
		Some people think it's the telemonstrum.
		Some people think it's Gen X CUI.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I think very probably it's something prehistoric.
unidentified		Yeah, it's the historic.
		Sure.
		Do you know any websites regarding Lochman?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, but I bet if you go up there and do a search with a browser, you'll find some.
unidentified		All right, thanks.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You are talking about it.
		And if there's any photographs up there, pass them along.
		I would even like to see some of what they found.
		That would be very interesting.
		It's entirely possible that there are prehistoric creatures that are left, that have survived, that have somehow, at deep water levels, managed to avoid whatever Holocaust killed them all.
		And there are remnants of them still here on Earth.
		Sure, it could be.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yes, this is Kevin from Pulaski, Tennessee.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Pulaski, Tennessee.
unidentified		Pulaski, Tennessee.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Where is that?
unidentified		It's south of Nashville, 70 miles south of Nashville.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
unidentified		I've got a little cat story to tell you here.
unidentified		It's not really a story, but at my house, I've got 39 cats.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You have 39 cats?
unidentified		39 cats.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You should be on my paranoid line, not here.
		You have 39 cats and 7 dogs.
		That's impossible.
unidentified		Well, that's how many I have, and it takes probably about $40 worth of food a week to feed them.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How did you end up with that many cats?
unidentified		Having babies and babies and babies.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's your own fault.
unidentified		I reckon it is, but they're wild and you can't catch them.
unidentified		So it just people don't have babies, I guess.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They're just flying, yeah.
unidentified		I hear.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		These wild cats, they're amazing.
unidentified		It's hard to catch them.
		We've tried to catch them.
		Me and my dad have.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's not good.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They bite you.
unidentified		That's what I'm saying.
		That's all I want to say.
		And you have a great night.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, thank you.
		I still have the scars here.
		They're starting to fade now.
		But I still have the scars.
		Oh, I went out there a little while ago during the break, and I was petting my cat, and he hissed at me once, and I put my hand right up there by his mouth, and he bit me.
		Not hard.
		You know, this time it was just sort of a, I'm testing human skin type bite.
		Like that, you know.
		Testing consistency.
unidentified		Determining tensile strength.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, Artajidor.
		Okay.
		You know, SETI is ever successful.
		You know what the message we're going to hear is going to be?
		What?
		Turn off your radio.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Turn off your radio, you know?
		What is your sense of humor?
		Well, on that subject, I don't have one.
unidentified		Okay, why we cannot give the last names?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Why don't we give them?
		Because if something was said that would lead to litigation, you know, court problems, it would not be so serious if there had not been a last name.
		I mean, there's a lot of Johns out there, a lot of Toms out there.
		You don't know.
unidentified		Silence them now.
		Yeah.
		Okay.
		All right.
		Thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're welcome.
unidentified		Bye-bye.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Goodbye.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Good morning.
unidentified		All right.
unidentified		Yeah, this is Greg in Dallas.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Greg.
unidentified		Just wanted to say, love the show.
unidentified		I happen to be here with a couple other guys here at AudioNet.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no kidding.
unidentified		Yeah, we're calling from the office here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're actually at AudioNet.
		AudioNet, tell everybody, look, not everybody understands what AudioNet is.
		Tell them what it is.
unidentified		Okay, what AudioNet is, we're basically a broadcast network that broadcasts radio stations, sporting events, like we did the All-Star game last night over the World Wide Web.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And people can go get the little program and go up on the Internet and listen to this program either live or archived or as a matter of fact you can go back and listen to two weeks of programs.
unidentified		Right, right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's amazing.
unidentified		Yeah, just recently we're calling is we wanted to let you know that you are the man on AudioNet.
unidentified		Seriously, in a week's time, you get more hits than anything or anyone else on AudioNet.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Is that so?
unidentified		Absolutely.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How many do we get?
unidentified		Do you know?
		You, just off the top of my mind, I'm the statistician here.
		And you get roughly about 10,000 listeners a week.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Holy mackerel.
unidentified		And that's pretty good for a brand new medium, I think.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It is.
		It's young and growing.
		As a matter of fact, I had a fellow call from in Germany near Austria listening a little while ago.
unidentified		Yeah, we heard him.
		Mm-hmm.
		Yeah, we listen to you every night.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It is very cool.
		As a matter of fact, you know what I ought to do?
		I should open a line one night for people listening to audio now.
unidentified		That'd be great.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Would you like that?
unidentified		Yeah, we'd love that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
unidentified		That'd, well, it'd help us all out, you know, help you out, see where people on the internet are at, and help us out with, you know, seeing where people are listening to us from as well.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I tell you what, I'll do it tomorrow night.
unidentified		Hey, great.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How's that?
unidentified		Yeah, that'd be great.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Assuming the world does not explode.
unidentified		Well, yeah.
unidentified		Hopefully it won't.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I kind of like talk radio when it just drifts when there's no really heavy news that we have to talk about when we can just have fun.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah.
		I agree.
		Well, the world's a lot better when there's not all the heavy stuff.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		Well, we just wanted to call and say hi and say keep up the great work.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, please say hi to everybody at AudioNet for me and thank them.
unidentified		We'll do, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Take care.
unidentified		Take care.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Bye-bye.
		Yeah, we take a lot of hits on the webpage.
		Matter of fact, I was talking to Keith earlier, and this will amaze you.
		My website, www.artbell.com, takes, I think it was in May.
		May, it took 1.8 million hits.
		1.8 million hits.
		Can you imagine that?
		And it varies around 1.4, 1.5, 1.7, 1.8.
		Somewhere in there.
		Million hits a month.
		That's a lot of people.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		Hello, Arpel.
		Yes.
		This is Doc out in San Diego.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sounds like you're in a truck.
unidentified		Yes, I am.
		I'm driving for the Los Angeles Times.
		I'm delivering papers to San Diego tonight.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		I'm on my way back and listening to you.
		I just wanted to say I saw ID 4 today, and that was a fabulous movie.
		It was just so cool.
		You talk about the quickening.
		That was it, you know.
		I think the only safe place to be would be underground if something like that happened.
		But I really enjoy her show, and just wanted to say hello to all the other fellow truckers out there and keep up the good work.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wait a minute.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What's the headline in the L.A. Times this morning?
unidentified		What's the headline?
		Yeah.
		The headline tonight, gosh, I don't even know.
		I just delivered 8,000 of them.
		That's pretty sad, isn't it?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, and you didn't look at the headlines.
unidentified		I didn't even look at the headlines.
unidentified		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, thanks for the call.
unidentified		Okay, take care.
unidentified		See you later.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Delivered 8,000 of them and doesn't know what the headline is.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now, well, first time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		All right, Art.
		Enjoy the program.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
unidentified		Talked to you many years ago when you were on the other station out of Fresno, but 1986.
		Anyway, this format, first-time caller.
		Paranoid in the sense that a very good friend of mine who is a stable, down-to-earth former pilot, confided something to me not long ago which really got my attention.
		And in fact, he lives not too far from where you are.
		And that was many years ago in Independence, Missouri, or Harry Truman's hometown.
		He was in a parking lot getting out of a low-slung car of some kind.
		And as he grabbed the roof of the car, stood up, and looked up, there was this craft above the parking lot.
		A huge thing.
		And what was significant about it, as he told the story, was time seemed to be suspended in some way.
		And it was not just the fact that it was very clear in his memory.
		The craft was like many of the crafts that have been described in your program before.
		And there was a figure that he was able to remember looking, sort of looking at him.
		But as the craft went away silently, it was the same phenomenon, that time was suspended in some way.
		It wasn't just the fact that it was silent and moved away quickly.
		That time itself was, the dimension of time somehow was altered.
		And the other unusual thing was, this happened in the space of, he estimates, 15, 20 seconds.
		There was another individual, though.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How could he know that if time was displayed?
unidentified		Well, he was saying that what seemed to be 15 or 20 seconds of the craft was very unusual because it was there, then it seemed to be half a mile away and he wasn't blinking his eyes and he was used to, obviously being a pilot, he was used to movements of craft.
		It wasn't like it went from point A to point B. It was at point A and suddenly it was at point B. And the other thing that was unusual about the story, at the end of all this, there was another gentleman about 30, 40 feet away standing by another car.
		And he kind of chiefly sees it, did you see that?
		And the person sincerely did not see it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Probably said something like, no, and you didn't see it either.
unidentified		No, it wasn't.
		Well, it was basically just the guy seemed like he didn't see it.
		Well, anyway, this is, I guess, the second person that he's told the story to, and I've known the fellow many years.
		And he tells the story now, and quite sincerely, he still doesn't know what to make of it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I saw something, too, and to this day, sir, I don't know what to make of it.
		I just know what I saw.
		Wasn't far away.
		Was not a distant light.
unidentified		Was close up.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Real close.
		Very real.
		And I don't know what to make of it to this day.
		And I suspect I never will.
unidentified		I suspect I never will.
		Somewhere in Time with Art Bell continues, courtesy of Premier Networks.
		Music West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Yeah, good morning, Mr. Bell.
		Hello.
		This is Dick calling from Cogo Country.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, Dick.
unidentified		Listen, I want to commend you for having that guest owner, Mr. Collier.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's who it was, of course.
unidentified		Yeah, the votes came.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Vote fraud, yes, huh?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Votes can.
unidentified		I went and called Chancellor Broadcast and ordered those three tapes.
		It's three tapes, they say.
		Yep.
		Yeah, Mr. Bell, what I'd like to ask you, did you ever consider having Gene Duffy on, the lady that directed that video film, Obstruction of Justice, the Mina Connection?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I suppose I could, but it's kind of more of the same, isn't it?
unidentified		No, it isn't.
		No, no, absolutely not.
		This is Mr. Putnam out here in California had that lady on.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		George, yes.
unidentified		Oh, my God.
		I mean, the stuff that she reveals on that, you know, on the video film.
		I got the video film off.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Does she say Quinton's a killer?
unidentified		No, she just says that Clinton's a killer, but, you know, a lot of these.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Does she say Quinton's a drug dealer?
unidentified		No, she says a lot of these people that were hooked up with him there in Arkansas, one of the chief prosecutors, was involved in the murder of the two boys on the railroad tracks.
unidentified		They've got proof of that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Can she tie it to Quinton?
unidentified		No, not to Clinton, but to these people in his cabinet that were in his cabinet, you know, all his cronies back there.
		But I think that the people would enjoy listening to Linda.
		Her name is Linda.
		No, not Linda.
		Gene Duffy, I'm sorry.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Gene Duffy.
unidentified		I think that your listeners would really respond to that art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Why?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know, to me, these things have got to either be connected to Clinton or they just don't have the meaning that you think they have or that people think they have.
unidentified		Well, she was a prosecutor back there in Arkansas, see?
		And she actually got driven.
		Her and her husband and children got driven out of there.
		They put a price on her head.
		They were going to kill her.
		And she hid out in Texas because he was in the Army in Texas.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		This must have been a private price on her head.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, you couldn't do that publicly.
unidentified		Well, right, this is what the...
unidentified		I beg your pardon?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They didn't put it in the post office on her head or anything.
unidentified		No, but she was told by some police officials that she'd best get out of Arkansas.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, they're telling me I'd better get out of Perump, you know?
unidentified		Who?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, them.
		The people on my paranoid line.
		People who faxed me.
		All right, thank you very much for the call.
		As a matter of fact, here's another one.
		Art, I know that you are out to get me.
		Leave me alone.
		Signed, Shane.
		Okay, no sweat, Shane.
		Dear Art, I've got a friend who's trying to get the gas station to take out the microphone from his car radiator and the TV repair shop to remove the government camera from his TV.
		I believe him when he says he is not paranoid.
		After all, it was his radio that told him about the problem that he is having.
		Desert Dan.
		Well, let's go back to the paranoid line.
		You're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		Hi, Art.
		Hi.
		How you doing today?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm fine.
unidentified		Art, I'm paranoid.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Why?
unidentified		I read in the paper today that the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms is compiling a government database on the ownership of firearms in the United States.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, they've been doing that for a long time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now, they've had records from people who have a license to sell firearms, and they've always held those records in ever-growing boxes, and now they are simply going to put those on computers so they have reference to it.
unidentified		Well, I've got to tell you, I'm paranoid because in every case in history, registration was followed with confiscation.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I don't think they're going to confiscate guns myself.
		Well, not what you do, but that's because you're paranoid.
		I mean, what would you do if they knocked on your door and wanted your guns?
		You're going to have to give us your guns, sir.
unidentified		I don't know.
		They might find a bullet between the eyes.
		You'd shoot at them?
		Well, yeah, I mean, it's my constitutional right to own them.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, guys with jackets that say FBI and ATF on it, and you'd shoot at'em.
unidentified		Well, you know.
unidentified		It's a constitutional right of mine, and it's underprotected, I think.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So you would shoot instead of give up and give the guns?
unidentified		Probably.
unidentified		Mm-hmm.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What do you think would happen?
unidentified		Um I'd probably go to federal prison if caught.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		More likely you'd be dead.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean they would shoot back, wouldn't they?
unidentified		Well, maybe.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Maybe?
unidentified		Well, it depends.
unidentified		I mean.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Usually when you shoot at the feds, when you shoot at the feds, a lot of times they shoot back.
unidentified		That's true.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, sir.
		Thank you very much.
		It was proper that you are on that line.
		A lot of people think their guns are going to be confiscated.
		I am not one of those people.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi.
unidentified		Good morning, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good morning.
unidentified		From Grand Junction, Colorado.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		I was listening to you on KNZZ, but they blew a tube or something, so I had to switch to KLD in Albuquerque.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They blew a tube?
unidentified		Well, it sounds like it.
unidentified		It sounds like they've been having troubles with their stuff for a couple days now.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's what I've been trying to tell people.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know, there's a long chain of electronics that has to work perfectly for you to receive the signal.
unidentified		Exactly.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And somehow everybody assumes that when something goes wrong, it's always a trilateral commission.
unidentified		I hardly think so.
		I was in radio for a number of years.
		Just like yourself, their art.
		And I understand all these things, too.
		What's it like to talk to millions of people every night?
		What are you on?
		277 stations now?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		It's better not to think about.
		It's neat, it's fun, but it's better not to think about because if you think about it, then you begin to get very nervous.
unidentified		And paranoid.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And paranoid.
unidentified		And you start setting up paranoid phone lines, you know, and people start calling in and thinking that they're just as scared as you are to be talking to 12 million people.
unidentified		How many people are listening right now, Art?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, at any given moment, probably 8 to 10 to 12 million, somewhere in there.
		You know, I really wish you wouldn't lead me through this.
		You're going to get me nervous, is what you're going to do.
unidentified		I'm scared to death, Art.
unidentified		I've got to go by.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, really, it is much better not to think about.
		I even have trouble.
		I can't tell you even what city, but there's a gigantic Eastern city that's going to be coming on at the end of the month.
		See, that's as much as I can say.
		Nobody could pin it down, right?
		A gigantic Eastern city has signed a contract, and they're coming on the network beginning next month.
		Now, if I think about it, I will get nervous, and it will be very hard for me to do my program as normal for at least one day.
unidentified		And then I forget it, and everything's okay again.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The minute somebody else calls like that and starts telling me about all of the stations and people, it kind of makes me nervous.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We'll be right back.
unidentified		This is Premier Networks.
		That was Art Bell hosting Coast to Coast AM on this Somewhere in Time.
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		Now, we take you back to the past on Art Bell Somewhere in Time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you're going to love this one.
		Oh, Art, talk about paranoid.
		First of all, I know you won't read my facts.
		I'm doomed.
		Now, this guy is serious.
		I'm doomed.
		Fated to be alone in my circumstances.
		One of a kind.
		Completely misunderstood, yet miserably wise.
unidentified		You see, I'm immortal.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I stopped aging when I was 16.
		I'm now 26.
		I've had the knowledge of an elder since I was a babe, but nobody will listen to me because of this immortality problem.
		I couldn't wrinkle if I tried.
		I couldn't get hit by a bus if I tried.
		Well, I had a bus driver here a little while ago.
		Probably dispute that.
		But worst of all, I'm unable to convey all that I know because everyone looks at me as a despicable teenager.
		You probably are.
		Somebody has put me here, so unique but so powerless.
		This somebody even sent me an anonymous report in the mail about my plight.
		The report listed my personality characteristics, others' opinions about me.
		They even said they'd be contacting me at some future time.
		So strange, don't you think?
		And to make my situation worse yet again, I don't sleep.
		Can you imagine the long, long life of an immortal who can't sleep?
		They planned this too, I'm sure.
		Sometimes I even hear the devil's voice talking to me during your program.
		Your voice becomes deep and monstrous.
		That's when I know he's here.
		Oh, poor art, we're both pawns in some sick scheme.
		I have no advice for you.
		But do you think any of your immortal listeners have any advice for me, especially about the wrinkling and the sleeping problems?
		I'm sure the answer is no, knowing my luck.
		Well, I'm sure you're right, sir.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		Hey, Italian Stallion, Portland, Oregon?
		If you say so.
		I got a correction.
		That wasn't the Klingons with the...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, it was the Romulans.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're right.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, I think it was the Romulans.
unidentified		Yeah, it was the Romulans originally that came out.
unidentified		then the Klingon got it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Was it the Romulan Empire or the...
unidentified		Then the Klingons got a hold of it.
		I think they made it better where you didn't have to have your shields down.
		And they made it even better, I guess.
		The Klingongs came out with the even more better.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		More better.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I knew they had it.
unidentified		Yeah.
		But anyway, I wanted to mention Saddam Hussein.
		What happened to him?
		He kind of faded out of the news and everything.
		He's getting real powerful again.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		He's building his army back again.
unidentified		Yeah, and I just think that it's going to be a mess there over there in the Middle East.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know what we really need?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We need a good war between Iran and Iraq is what we really need.
unidentified		Yeah, and I really believe the war is going to be all over oil because we still haven't resorted to electric cars.
		And I mean, we do have them, but I think our technology needs to zoom in on it because oil is not going to be here in the next 10.
		You look at the gas prices and the gas pumps.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm telling you right now, if I were in charge of the CIA, I would have them working on getting Iran and Iraq into another war.
unidentified		Yeah, well, you can be thankful that we drive our four cylinders and get good gas mileage.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I've only got three cylinders in the car.
unidentified		Oh, you do?
		And that geo, that's right.
		They get about 50 miles to the gallon.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		At least.
unidentified		Wow, that's great.
unidentified		Well, I'd keep that car then and not get a Cadillac or anything.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's my plan.
unidentified		IKR, take care.
		Have a good one.
		See you later.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I think that would be the ideal solution.
		I think they thought that at one time, too.
		We are inevitably going to get into a conflict with Iran.
		The possibility that the terrorist bombing in Saudi Arabia, if it was foreign-sponsored, was probably sponsored by Iran.
		Maybe Syria.
		Now, if we could get Syria, Iran, and Iraq into a war, then you'd really have something going.
		And they would all deplete each other's resources to the point where none of them would be a threat any longer.
		Or one would conquer the other two, and then we'd really have a problem.
		First time call our line slash paranoid line.
		You're on the air.
unidentified		Thank you.
		I am very, very worried.
		I have information pertaining to...
		Thank you.
		The moon.
		It is.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I too have been concerned about the moon.
unidentified		Well, this is far superior to your sight-squatch.
unidentified		This moon that we have orbiting our planet.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, I've seen it.
unidentified		Well, of course.
unidentified		And it never rotates, but now it is rotating.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's begun to spin?
unidentified		Actually, it is vibrating between attempting to spin in both directions.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now, that would be a problem.
		Well, I will go out and take a look at it.
		I've got this new wonderful pair of binoculars.
unidentified		No, no, you need at least a 16-power telescope to see this.
		It moves only, it began in 1968 when they began to go looking at how they're going to land on the moon for the first time in 1969.
		And what occurred was they saw a two-foot rotational.
		And it produced earthquakes on the moon, or moonquakes, we should say, that were equivalent to a three-point scale.
		But now it is moving at 17 feet and producing 11-point earthquakes.
		Do you realize what that would do to Earth?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Where do you get these figures?
unidentified		I can't be specific, and the reason why I'm calling you is I need to text somebody.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		mom listening but i mean it was a you've got to be all the quotes and sources here i mean You know that they're making a new type of shuttle.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, I do.
unidentified		But the shuttle is...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		X33, actually.
unidentified		And it's made to evacuate mankind from the planet.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It is not.
unidentified		No, no, it is.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It is not.
		It's meant to go up and help build the space station.
		It's not meant for anything but relatively low Earth orbit.
		Who told you that, anyway?
unidentified		My friend that works at the planet.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, then I have now lost all confidence in your friend.
		It's not meant to evacuate mankind from the Earth.
		Where does he get this kind of thing?
		It's meant to provide easy, reusable access to relatively low Earth orbit and to service the space station.
		I don't know where people get these things.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yeah, Art.
		This is John in Petaluma, California.
		Yes.
		I've been listening to you since around November.
		My ex-wife's husband turned me on to your show, and I love it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Ex-wife's husband.
unidentified		Yeah.
		We get along great.
		I mean, you know, it's still family.
		My son lives with them.
		He's about the same age as yours.
		But the main reason I tried to, I'm at work.
		Main reason I tried to get a hold of you is your quickening.
		Have you ever noticed on the beginning of Highlander, it has a screen with writing, and it mentions the quickening?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I never did watch The Highlander.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, everybody's told me about it, so.
unidentified		Yeah, because right in the beginning, it talks about the Battlesnet and the quickening.
unidentified		Yep.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I knew that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, a lot of people have told me that.
unidentified		Yeah.
		Anyway, great show.
		Fabulous.
		And I got to get back off so I can get back to work.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		Take care.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies.
		You're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Hi, Oklahoma.
		I was thinking about that.
		It was a shame about Dr. Morning Sky.
		I got one of his tapes, and I really enjoyed it.
		But I thought it was something similar, like wise people getting harmed like that.
		And then other types of people.
		They had a Japanese American or national and his 13-year-old daughter, and they were laying prey for him and shot him in San Diego.
		And it was the guy that had the answer to Alzheimer's disease.
		Alzheimer's, I thought that was a shame, too.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		He was a brilliant researcher in that area, yes.
unidentified		Yeah.
		And I heard another thing.
		There was a lady on the news talking about one time about a couple weeks ago or three weeks ago, some paleontologists, they found, like, you know, we heard about the diode, they found spam and hot dogs and everything.
		Like way back when.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Spam?
unidentified		Something like spam or hot dogs or something that these cultures had way back years and years ago, like millions of years ago.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They found spam from millions of years ago?
unidentified		Yeah, so it probably was petrified or something.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Petrified spam.
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay, sir.
		Thank you very much.
		Then I'll try to set up a line for people just like you possibly tomorrow night.
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		Give me your perspective on where you think this is heading worldwide.
		Is this all leading to a one-world government, a new world order, in order to contain what could very well be a planetary-wide uprising?
		Well, yes, the governments are preying on the poor people.
		You know, in most countries, the government is usually controlled by wealthy people.
		You're seeing very much a situation that's set up to create a violent overthrow of countries.
		You're listening to Art Bell, Somewhere in Time.
		Tonight featuring Coast to Coast AM from July 9, 1996.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wildcard Line, you're on the air.
unidentified		All right, it's a pleasure to be speaking with you.
		Welcome to the show.
		You know, I want to buy like about six radios from the Crane Company now from listening to your advertisements, and I can't wait for the catalog.
		It orders a free catalog.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you should be getting it.
unidentified		I can't wait for that to come through.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's cool, believe me.
unidentified		But I wanted to ask you, I know you're disillusioned as I am.
		By the way, this is Mike in Tucson.
		I wanted to ask you who you would like to be running?
		I think we'd both agree that a third-party candidate couldn't win.
		But in your mind, if you could pick a dream candidate for either party or for an independent party, who would you like to see run this race?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I could think of all kinds of people.
		Really, I could, that I'd rather have running on the right than Bob Dole.
		Jack Hemp comes to mind.
		Bill Bennett comes to mind.
		I mean, I really could run through Sam Nunn.
		I think Sam Nunn would make a great president.
		Colin Powell, I think, would make a good president because he doesn't really want it.
		There's just a lot of people.
		I can think of tons of people that I'd rather have running than the two guys we've got running now.
unidentified		Anybody on the left side you'd like to see?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I mentioned Sam Nunn.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And there are others on the left, reasonable, middle, planted people who actually have an ideology that seems to settle down in one place and not move around like our current presidents.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So I'm just, disillusion doesn't even do justice to the way I feel about what's going on right now.
unidentified		Well, I completely understand you.
unidentified		It's the first presidential election that I have just been discussing.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, Bob Dole, by the day, is disappointing me.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I haven't even seen a campaign from the guy yet, not what I call one.
unidentified		No.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And yesterday, he did it again, you know, with the assault weapons thing.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		He had promised NRA he was going to try to repeal it because it's dumb, and now he's not going to do it.
unidentified		And the fact that the campaigns on either side are even addressing the tobacco issue when that's so...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The most serious thing in the campaign so far.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The Democrats are going to dress up idiots looking like cigarettes and send them to Bob Dole's campaign rally points.
unidentified		Right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Ooh, rough, tough stuff.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		See you later.
unidentified		Thanks.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Bye.
		This whole thing is dumb.
		If I had to spend five hours talking about that, I'd rather shoot myself every day.
unidentified		Really, really dumb.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Ease of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
unidentified		Good morning.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good morning.
unidentified		Is this gentleman from Real Audio mentioning that they were changing your live feed?
		No.
		I got dropped while you were talking to the truck driver, and then when I bring it back up, you graduated to 28.8.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, maybe they are.
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Does it sound different?
unidentified		Better.
unidentified		Much better.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It sounds better, huh?
unidentified		Much better.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, those are cool people.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Real audio is really something, and it is the future.
unidentified		But I was surprised they didn't mention it so they could have warned us that we were going to lose feed from you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, maybe they wanted it to be a surprise.
unidentified		It was.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, tomorrow night, we will set aside a line for people listening by computer.
unidentified		Great.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How's that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Is that how you're listening now?
unidentified		Yes, it is.
unidentified		This is Sharon in Abbey in Virginia.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yes.
		Oh, that's right.
		That's right.
unidentified		The way I have to get you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, in that case, you've got us better now.
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, my dear.
unidentified		Bye-bye.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
		See you later.
		Way out in Virginia.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi.
		Hi, Art.
		This is Ross in Phoenix.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		Listening to you on KFY.
unidentified		I've got a brain teaser I was hoping you could help me with?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Probably not.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I hate those things.
unidentified		Well, it's a pretty quick one.
		I think you might like this one.
		There are three words in the English language that end in the letters G-R-Y.
		Two of the words are hungry and angry.
		The third word is something that we know and we know what it is.
		What word is it?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Angry, hungry.
		See, you stole from me the two that I could have gone for.
		I had angry right away.
unidentified		The closest I've come up with was imagery, but that's actually G-E-R-Y, and I'm just stuck.
		And I don't know if there's a...
		No, this is something that's got a lot of people baffled and are not sure if it's Exactly.
		Maybe there is no other word.
		I don't know if you've ever heard of this question or if any of the listeners out there might have the There's almost an E in everything else, imagery.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
unidentified		It's really something.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'll have the answer by facts or hook or crook, I'm sure, by tomorrow.
unidentified		All right, I'll be listening.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, take care.
		Maybe it's a word I can't say on the air.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
		Hello.
		Going once, going twice.
unidentified		Hello.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, man, you just made it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Who is this?
unidentified		This is Valerie.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Where are you?
unidentified		Tacoma, Washington.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Tacoma.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, glad to have you.
unidentified		Good.
unidentified		Um, let's see.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What's on your perky little mind?
unidentified		My perky little mind is, um, well, let's see.
		Where's my list?
		Here's my list.
		Um, oh, guns in the ATF mess.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Guns in the ATF mess?
unidentified		Well, if if a cop decides to invite himself into your house and you're cleaning your weapon in the state of Washington, and you've got all those pieces spread out there, each piece counts as a weapon.
		No.
		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, since when in Washington are you not allowed to have a gun in your home?
unidentified		You could have a gun in your home, but if they are in your home and they're counting weapons and you have laid out and you're cleaning it, each component will count as a weapon on their inventory.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Don't you think that would be kind of dumb?
unidentified		Four-letter words, more like.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, that's really dumb.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I can't imagine ATF agents coming in and counting pieces as guns.
unidentified		Well, if the state troopers are there, they're the ones that are going to be nitpicky like that.
unidentified		The ATF will probably just go looking for the bigger horrible.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Most cops are not, even ATF, are not that ridiculous.
unidentified		Some of the ones in Western Washington are that picky?
		Banson crooked.
		Have you ever had your gun out cleaning it when the ATF came in?
		No, but I had a couple of friends who got in hot water on that, which is now I know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Really?
unidentified		Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And so they charged them with having what?
unidentified		Well, let's see.
		It was a 16-piece.
		It had 16 pieces scattered on the table.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So they charged him with having 16 guns.
unidentified		16 guns.
unidentified		Plus, he had two that were whole.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I find that a little hard.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So that'd be a total of 18, right?
unidentified		Yeah, yeah.
unidentified		I didn't believe him at first either until he brought in another friend of his and verified it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I really find that a little hard to believe.
unidentified		Yeah, I think.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I guess it could be.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, but it's kind of like they must have said something terrible to the agent to cause him to get that picky.
unidentified		That's a very good possibility.
		He's also a slightly paranoid person to begin with.
		So just maybe his reaction around it was...
		Oh, yeah, that, and the fact that I'm up at still, what, 3.30 in the morning?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Afraid somebody's going to knock your door down?
		Listen, the show's over.
		You get the honors.
		You know what the honors are.
unidentified		Do it.
unidentified		Oh, good night.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good night, America.
unidentified		Pardon.
		Say.
		Good night, America.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.

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