Men ordered to stay in their homes in Spain at night. That's a new feminist move by the government. They say it's very loving, and if you're against this, you're against women. There's a nighttime curfew now in a major city because, well, men should be doing more of the housework.

So, the mayor of a town in Spain, Torin Don Jimeno, he'd said that men had to be in by 9 o 'clock on Thursdays so they could do chores. It's real, but it is what happened. I fucking love it. I think it's great. Thursdays in that town were to be ladies' night from then on. This was a guy named Javier Checa, and because of decisions like this, he lost the re-election for mayor the next year, and this was ultimately an inconsequential human interest story.