Look, we can have a lot of fun and make jokes and stuff, but at the end of the day, what Alex is doing is he's conflating sexual identity, sexual orientation with these... I mean, I don't think they're wrong or bad, but they are certainly very anomalous, and they fall under the heading of paraphilias. They fall under the heading of sexual fetishes that... It's not necessarily destructive, but it's certainly way outside the realm of normal human behavior.