18
Nov
2025
A man told his wife to give Theo Von her pizza because he was late for work.
And a guy and his wife were walking by with pizza. They're heading in. And the guy's like, Dorothy, give him your fucking pizza. The guy's starving. He's late for work. And I'm like, I'm fine. And first of all, why don't you just give me your pizza, dude? He's like, Dorothy, this kind of like kind of big back lady. She said that it's muffling down a piece of pizza.