But I left this clip in for a reason, and that's because I wanted to tell you about how I started reading a little bit about Obama's dad, Barack Obama Sr., and I found out that Obama's childhood home was located at 625 11th Avenue in Honolulu, Hawaii. That's about five blocks from my childhood home in Hawaii, on the corner of 8th and Harding, in a house that all the locals insisted was haunted. We both lived in Kaimuki, the neighborhood in Hawaii. It's very close. I've 100% been... Around where Obama's childhood home was when I was a child and no one gave a shit. Well, your home was haunted, of course, by the ghost of his birth certificate. Oh, the Kasha. The Japanese vengeful ghost of Kaimuki. The Kasha of Kaimuki. You can look into it. They're around. There's some websites you can find out about this ghost that lived in my house. But here's the thing. There's a lot of really weird parallels between my life and Obama's life. And if Alex really wanted to, I would love it if he tried to spin a fun conspiracy out of it. So I'm going to give him a few breadcrumbs. Okay, here we go. When I was a child, I lived a couple blocks from Obama's childhood home in Kaimuki in Honolulu, Hawaii. There's one, Alex. How old is Obama? Older than me. How old are you? Younger than Obama. The timeline doesn't work out quite well. But my dad was at Harvard at the same time that Obama was at Harvard. My dad was studying for his doctorate in religious studies at Harvard at the same time Barack Obama was at Harvard. Then later, we moved to Honolulu. And my dad did research at the East-West Center, which is an offshoot of the University of Hawaii. Obama was also at the East-West Center around the same time.