That's where I learned karate. Is that really? From detectives in Newark.

And then finally I went in for a routine colonoscopy and I waited too long and they found a tumor in my colon. And immediately that an hour, two hours later, was on the phone with a surgeon. And stage three.

And then I did wait too long to get a colonoscopy.

I was embarrassed because I had alopecia. Didn't really understand what was happening to me yet. And you saw the picture. I had a big fro, big bushy eyebrows. Like, I was like the Propecia man of the year. And I don't know what causes it. It's an autoimmune thing. It's not life-threatening. But suddenly I looked completely different. My fame, like if anyone ever recognized me, walk into a restaurant, you know, get a good table, skip the lot. It was all gone. Just suddenly within a few weeks, I was, I remember being at Zaney's in Nashville and just scratching my head and like a big clump of hair came out. And I was on a plane and I was like, there's no hair on my leg. What the fuck's going on? And then within a month, me and Adam, Egat, and Tony went to the barbershop on Melrose. They came with me because I was kind of like shaken up. Like, what is happening to me? Am I dying? So it happened really quickly. It happens all within a few weeks. All your hair fell off within a few weeks. And then when I thought it was done, eyebrows started going. And then eyelashes. So sweat, salt. I was like, what the fuck?

I think we both grew from like, I was a model in Pakistan.

I dated an amputee.