You know, it's not my job to be able to parse news. That shouldn't even be a thing I have to do. I'm a comedian. I should absolutely not have to parse news. That shouldn't be a job that exists for me. Those are famous last words. That's a fundamental aspect of the system that is fucked up, is that before I even get to figure out who I am, I am under attack by people who are capable of weaponizing information.