They teach us to be lackadaisical, not care. They want us to take our normal instincts to be politically and culturally involved and put it onto the prosthesis. Of sports. That's like having sex with a blow-up doll, folks. It isn't real. Not against sports or anything, but I played sports. But if you're not watching family or anything yourself, it's a joke. That's not what grown men do. It's business and life and your family and your house in order. That's where you have all this wargaming and knowing factoids. Not, you know, what size jockstrap some guy wears, you know, that's in the NFL you like. You know, men slapping each other on the butts. I mean, it's fine if you want to do that in your own private time, but that's not our religion is what I'm getting at.