The Kardashians are cursed by witches? We need to talk about this. In 1809, the Kardashians' great-great-great-great-grandmother, Kekko Kardashian, had just given birth at 19. She wanted the best for her baby girl, so she went to the local town witches and asked for not only her baby, but for all future female generations of the Kardashians to have fame, power, and wealth. Now, the witches granted this wish, but at a cost. In order for the Kardashians to keep the fame they had been given, they needed to lure men into their life so the spirits of past witches could steal their energy and happiness. So now let's flash forward to these Kardashians, who, by the way, got famous In order for the Kardashians to keep their fame, they had to lure many men into their lives. Which explains the many, many, many exes of the Kardashians.

Before he met Kourtney, he was a happy, successful businessman. Pretty soon after they broke up, both his parents died, he went to rehab, and he's been seen in countless fist fights.

Some even say that the Kardashians sacrificed their own brother to the witches in 2014.

This is how you can tell if the FBI has tapped into your phone and is watching you. We need to talk about this. So basically, you're going to want to dial this number into your phone app. If you dial it and get this message, like me, that means that you have not been tapped in your phone. It's normal. However, if it actually dials or it goes to voicemail, that means that the FBI might be tapping into your phone and watching your every damn move.

The government is controlling us through our water? We need to talk about this. Okay, so today's theory starts in the 1940s when the government started randomly adding fluoride to tap water throughout the country, saying that it was making people's teeth whiter. Now, people started protesting, saying that they wanted more information, that this was infringing on their rights, that they wanted to drink just normal tap water, but the government never responded. And to this day, around 75% of tap water throughout the nation has fluoride in it. Here's where the theory starts. So if you look up fluoride in IQ on Google, there are There are thousands of research studies basically proving that fluoride has a negative impact on your IQ. Basically, it's pretty much scientifically proven that drinking fluoride makes you dumber. So the theory goes that the government started getting very scared of the rapid intelligence gain in humans that they ended up dumbing everyone down through the tap water. That way they wouldn't get overthrown and they would always be above their people.

This crazy Illuminati game from the 90s might have predicted the future? We need to talk about this! Okay, so in 1995, the supposed Illuminati came out with a card game called New World Order. It was basically just a chain of cards that was said to predict the future. Now, of course, at the time, no one believed it because it was from the Illuminati, but looking at it now, it's crazy. The card game had hundreds of cards that were meant for a specific order, but this specific chain of nine cards is so accurate, it's crazy. The first one is rewriting history. The second is terrorist nuke and the third is Pentagon. In the second row, which is basically now we have population reduction center for disease control and epidemic and literally the words quarantine in it. And if we're following this very accurate timeline, that means that the last three is what's going to happen in the near future.

The news doesn't want us to know that they might have found aliens on Earth. We need to talk about this. Okay, so just three days ago, they found this huge metal rectangular monolith in the middle of Utah. And when I say huge, I mean this thing is gigantic, and no one saw it.