WTW69: Trump’s MSG Rally Was a Preview of What Is to Come
It is very unfortunate that we weren't able to release this 4th and final part of Trump's MSG rally before the election, because a lot of the analysis was extremely prescient. But it is perhaps even more relevant now, because it features several characters who will be a part of the incoming fascism. And then, of course, the Führer himself. If you enjoy our work, please consider leaving a 5-star review! You can always email questions, comments, and leads to lydia@seriouspod.com. Please pretty please consider becoming a patron at patreon.com/wherethereswoke!
What's so scary about the woke mob, how often you just don't see them coming.
Anywhere you see diversity, equity, and inclusion, you see Marxism and you see woke principles being pushed.
Wokeness is a virus more dangerous than any pandemic hands down.
The woke monster is here and it's coming for everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything.
Instead of go-go boots, the seductress green M&M will now wear sneakers.
Hello, everyone.
Before we get to today's episode, I wanted to come in from the now times, because this was obviously recorded in the before times.
Yeah.
I'm Thomas.
That's Lydia.
How are you doing?
Hello, hello.
Let me do the intro again anyway.
Yes.
Just in case we forget our names between now and now.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We were torn on this because we got this done like on election night.
Yeah.
And then I was like, oh, we could bust our asses to try to get it out.
But then it was like we already had three things out anyway.
And so people, there's no way anyone was going to listen to all that in time for it to still be relevant.
So I decided like, yeah, we'll just hold on to it.
And then obviously the election bummed us out a lot and we didn't do this for a while.
I can't believe it's already been like two weeks, right?
Yeah, two and a half.
Yeah.
We still hate it.
But as that couple weeks has happened, it's turned out that this last part in the Madison Square Garden Nazi rally from the 2024 one is actually really relevant because it has some key players.
I'm lamenting that we didn't get out sooner because Lydia had some really good insight that was a little bit ahead of the curve based on this rally.
And so sorry about that, hon. But everyone realized Lydia did this a long time before the election.
Before the mainstream media got into it.
Yeah, and it was well done.
It was good analysis.
And I'm sorry that we didn't get it out in time.
But it is very important to get out now.
And there's also some comic relief.
So it's not all bad, even though it's a bummer that Trump won, obviously.
But this last part of the rally features people that...
are going to be pretty key to this administration.
And I think it actually is just as important now to release this final part.
And then we're going to continue on.
And now it's actually, I think, even more relevant to do some of the stuff that I had prepped about the parallels to 1939 and some really interesting stuff there.
So that'll be what we'll do following this.
And then we'll get back to the track that we were on, patching up some old Where There's Woke stuff.
But obviously, we're thinking a lot about what happened and what we can do differently.
And we're still thinking.
I don't know.
I don't have any...
I think if there were super easy answers, we wouldn't be in this situation, obviously.
It's like...
I think the woke debunking is probably more important than ever, because I just think so much of that is what leads to Trump in different ways.
But it's also like, how do we get that to any of the right audience?
Or is it more about debunking it for our audience who then carries it out?
Yeah.
So I do think it's really important, but it also feels really big and something that It's almost like, okay, we need to somehow do more of it, but how?
It's like an existential crisis for our show.
Well, anyway, enough of that.
That's what we're doing.
Hi, update.
That's us.
And now we're going to put on the final part of the Madison Square Garden Rally.
Really interesting stuff and key players in the incoming fascist regime.
So good stuff to know and good people to look out for.
Yeah.
Well, not good people, but it's the people that we should be looking out for.
And Lydia had some killer insight back when we recorded this all those eons ago.
Good job, hon. Sorry that this was late.
It's okay.
Hello and welcome to Where There's Woke.
This is episode 69. Oh God, why is this the Trump one?
No!
We need to change all the numbers.
Yeah, we'll redo it.
Gross!
And I'm Thomas Smith.
That over there is my lovely, prudish wife, Lydia Smith.
Barfing.
How are you doing?
Well, just because it involves Trump, that's the only reason.
Everything else is fine.
Yeah, okay.
69 is fine, but...
You heard it here, folks.
Official show position.
Yeah, but I just, like, I'm so grossed out that he's on this number.
We're on the last part of this Nazi rally.
Yep, we certainly are.
But it had Jewish people, so it can't be a Nazi rally, right?
Well, I don't know.
You tell me.
You've heard some of these highlights.
You all tell us.
Yeah.
It's not looking good.
I'll say that.
All right.
Well, we're going to round it out here with the coverage of this.
Just in time for everyone to have this in their backlog and already know what the election results are.
That's okay.
After this break, which you can avoid at patreon.com slash wheretherswoke, and get some bonus stuff.
Oh, yeah, shit!
We didn't plug that!
Everybody, go get the bonus Jordan Peterson, the most cringe video in the world.
We didn't plug that on the main show, because there's been a lot going on.
It was the worst.
If you want to see the cringiest, most pathetic thing you've ever seen in your life, or hear it, Jordan Peterson made this, like, fan video.
What would you even call it?
I don't know.
Weird fanboy themed video where he's talking about Trump's X-Men team.
It doesn't make any sense.
And it's so stupid.
Like, I can't even, whatever you think it is, this isn't like, oh, normal critique of Jordan Peterson, stupid.
This video is so fucking dumb.
Like, you won't even believe it.
It is so terrible.
And we had to get Janessa on, too, to cover some of the psychology going on.
Yeah.
But, yeah, make sure to check that out.
Go to patreon.com slash where there's book.
All right, let's finish with the, I'm sure at the end, the Fuhrer, and then we're going to be done with this Nazi rally.
So, who's up next?
All right, technically, if you're looking at the video in full, Dana White, CEO of the UFC, is up next.
Oh, we're not covering him?
No, he was boring.
Like, that's the thing, is that so many of these people are just so freaking boring.
Yeah, but he's an asshole, and I would be interested in him being an asshole.
I understand he's an asshole.
Do you want me to find a time clip?
Well, he's not a sportsman.
I'm not.
I don't care.
He sucks, God.
Well, we could just talk about him for a second.
We know who he is.
Well, kind of.
I mean, it's a bit of a...
It's interesting because he essentially, like UFC, officially, you know, kind of endorses Trump.
It's crazy.
Like for a major sports, I guess, league, for lack of a better word.
I've stopped watching it.
I mean, in part because of that, but also I just kind of eventually...
I've lost interest in it, but I used to watch UFC. My brother used to watch every UFC. He might still, just because it is a really good sport.
But Dana White, I've seen these interviews where it's just the most fake, macho, pathetic thing.
Tucker Carlson is a good distillation of the, you know, the white replacement kind of theory, all that stuff.
Dana White's a good, like, oh, just manly men need to be misogynist and vote for this.
Vote for the man.
Yeah, toxic.
Not just the man, but vote for this toxic male asshole.
Yeah.
But that's kind of in line with other people affiliated with UFC like Joe Rogan and, you know, what recently happened there.
Yeah, but I think Joe Rogan is slightly different.
Joe Rogan is like if you, I've recently watched him Joe Rogan for a thing we might do.
And there is an element of the manliness, blah, blah, blah.
But there's a lot more of the conspiracy-minded angle for Joe Rogan in terms of his support.
And he is somebody who...
Joe Rogan will talk in a way that's kind of, like, compassionate in certain ways.
Like, he's not...
Joe Rogan's not there just trying to be like a dick.
You know, like, Dana White is just trying to be a dick.
Like, when he talks about it, he's, like, just completely fake.
And you look at old pictures of Dana White when he used to be just an absolute dork.
It's the Elon Musk effect.
It's this...
Overcompensation, actually, that's an interesting thing to talk about, too.
They're both, if you look at old pictures of them, extremely nerdy dorks that then, like, had a glow-up when they made money, and their glow-up is in a really, like, masculine way, especially Dana White.
I don't know, maybe Elon Musk, I can't quite pull it off.
So it's this overcompensation for Dana White, where he's now this man's man, you know, when he just never used to be that.
All right.
Well, we are setting aside the Dana White.
Maybe we can look into that more another time.
We're going to go to Howard Lutnick.
This is not a name I knew at all.
He is the CEO of Cantor Fitzgerald, an investment banking firm.
And his story is actually really interesting.
Like when I was researching him a bit, he was very, very lucky because his business was located on the hundred and something floor of the World Trade Center.
Yeah.
Yeah, because isn't Karen Fitzgerald the...
I was going to say, they lost like the most people.
Two-thirds of their entire business.
Yeah.
They lost that many employees.
He happened to be taking his son to kindergarten that day.
Oh, wow.
And so he was incredibly lucky.
You know, like very moving story.
He definitely cares about his employees, definitely cared about their families, worked tirelessly to try and make things as right as he could kind of thing.
However, I think that experience has also warped some of his thoughts.
We're going to hear that at 4, 16, 18, kind of what he's really focused on here.
The first thing.
We must elect Donald J. Trump president because we must crush jihad!
Yeah.
What?
I guess I kind of understand maybe where he's coming from a little bit.
Like, that must have been horrific, what he went through.
And, you know, what a lot of people went through, especially in New York.
But, man, that is a weird thing to really be, like, focused on still in 2024. But why he's important is, if you go to 422 even, he introduces a new department and someone that he'll be sharing the founding of with.
Department of Anti-Jihad.
So ladies and gentlemen, I have the honor to introduce the co-founder with me of the Department of Government Efficiency, Doge!
Madison Square Garden, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the greatest capitalist in the history of the United States of America, Elon Musk!
Just keep playing through.
Keep playing through so we can watch Elon Musk walk in.
Yeah, the people can't see it.
Biggest fucking dork!
He's like puffing out his chest.
- Yeah.
- Whoa! - All right. - He acts like he just drank the soul of his biggest rival and it's like giving him infinite life or something.
All these idiots, these nerds can be summed up by the part of Anchorman where he's like, I don't know what to do with my hands.
That's all they are.
When they get up there, they think, in their mind, they're just really cool and really amazing.
But they have no sense of anything.
Okay, keep playing.
I'm not just Maga.
I'm dark, gothic MAGA. He's wearing a black MAGA hat.
So cool.
The energy in this room is incredible.
We don't talk enough about how cool he is.
What a great group of people.
No.
All right, I've only got one question for you, and then I'm getting out of here because this is your stage.
But we set up Doge.
Yes.
How much do you think we can rip out of this wasted $6.5 trillion Harris-Biden budget?
Well, I think we can do at least $2 trillion.
Yeah!
All right, you can stop there for a minute.
How much of that is jihad money?
Probably not a lot, unfortunately, Howard Lutnick.
You don't know Kamala like I do then.
There's at least a trillion of that is pure jihad.
So when people have looked into this, this idea that we can get two trillion out of the...
Oh, you're not no A-listener, huh?
I'm so far behind.
Obviously, if you listen to opening arguments, we can't get rid of $2 trillion of the budget.
It's fucking stupid.
Well, especially because they want to focus on payroll.
And there's no way in a million years that the payroll of the United States government is $2 trillion.
No.
And so many entities have come out and said that that's stupid.
It's really stupid.
That's the dumbest thing ever.
That's just not a possible thing.
It's a made-up thing.
The discretionary budget is only $1.7 trillion or something.
The rest is all Medicare, Medicaid interest.
Right.
You have to pass actual laws is something that he's not going to be able to do.
I mean, then again, I mean, if we give him a trifecta, you never know.
Like, you just never know.
They could gut a lot of the stuff.
Yeah, but I think what I wish we maybe tried to get out more to is that in order to get to $2 trillion, like you said, you'd have to gut all these programs that Donald Trump has promised he's not going to gut, including things like Social Security.
So these people who are going to vote for him under the impression that he's not going to gut Social Security, if you're going to save $2 trillion, guess what?
You're losing your Social Security.
That's what's actually going to happen.
He's not going to do that.
I think that the point is well made either way.
Either he's a liar or he's going to betray.
But he's not going to get too tried.
They will probably ruin a lot of stuff.
If we gave him a trifecta, They would ruin a lot of stuff.
But that's something, when you have to get 50 Republican senators to vote to either get rid of the filibuster or just bypass it for one thing, which they could also do, they're not going to do that.
I don't think there's any world in which there's 50 senators who would gut programs to the tune of $2 trillion.
Right, and kind of risk their jobs as a result because they're the ones that the voters are going to hold responsible.
They'll ruin a lot.
I'm not saying they won't, you know, they would ruin a lot.
They would gut a lot of programs.
But that amount is just, like, Elon is a joke.
I actually hope that I get time to do, I wanted to cover, we'll see, I don't know what it's going to seem like with this election, what the feel of it's going to be if we want to still do this, but like, I was trying to do maybe a bit of a bonus on Elon and Joe Rogan.
It's like his final push for Trump.
To give a little teaser, it's amazing how not smart or interesting it is.
Again, even grading on the Elon Musk is not a genius curve.
There's nothing to it.
There's no smart whatever.
Like, I would expect Jordan Peterson comes up with, like, these weird theories and smart...
Like, they're like, at least you have to think about them a sec to figure out why they're insane, usually, because there's a lot of, like...
He's at least put in the effort for work salad.
Yeah, he's put in the work.
Yeah.
His brain kind of does it automatically.
Yeah, it does.
It'll make some kind of sense in a way that's kind of bizarre.
Elon's just like, ah, the illegals.
And that's it.
That's his entire thing.
He didn't even bother coming up with anything.
And so it's just this lazy...
the reason I bring it up is this lazy idea.
How much can we cut?
Ah, two trillion.
It's just a fucking, you're pulling it out of your asshole.
There's nothing smart about this guy.
There's nothing, at least when it comes to this, there's no insight here.
None.
Yeah.
I mean, and just to further your point, if you...
If you go ahead to like 42525, you'll see the kind of really moving words he he had to share during this rally.
Yeah.
USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA.
Guarantee you.
Ah!
Ah!
Yeah.
You can stop it there.
So that's basically his entire speech, was just like listening to the crowd cheer and then...
I guarantee you he winged it.
He wung it.
Oh, 100%.
So his job was actually to come up there and, well, first of all, say $2 trillion randomly and then introduce Melania Trump.
This was the first time she has attended any of the campaign events.
God, this is the time you choose, Ava Braun?
Like, this is the time?
Yeah.
Jesus.
Melania didn't have anything interesting in her speech at all, so...
We're really going to go to Donald Trump, but I want you to see the picture of this.
That one I don't blame you, because I did see clips, and she is so powerfully boring.
It's so bad.
Maybe we can play like two seconds of her.
Yeah, go ahead.
Because, obviously, we're somewhat preaching to the converted in this stadium.
Yeah, obviously.
But there's a lot of people out there.
No, I think there's some swing voters in this rally, idiot.
Who need to vote for President Trump, okay?
So, like, this is a real battle.
This is a real election battle.
So you need to get friends and family to vote.
Make sure they vote early.
This is important.
We're gonna be putting up a scorecard, okay?
An early vote scorecard, state by state, county by county.
What is the scorecard?
Vote early.
Vote now.
What?
I don't know.
What is the scorecard?
Vote early.
That's not...
What are you talking about, dude?
Make the margin of victory so big that you know what can happen.
Massive, overwhelming sweep of every swing state, and even some of the overwhelming sweep of every swing state, and even some of the states that people don't think are swing massive crushing He puts no effort in.
Put the signs up.
Put the hat on.
Let's go!
They already do, idiot.
Who are you talking to?
I also have no idea where this scorecard is.
I've been trying to find it.
I can't find it anywhere.
That's awesome.
What is the scorecard?
Vote early.
To introduce the first lady, Melania Trump.
No, she's not.
Jill Biden's the first lady.
Well, what song does she...
What?
What is this one?
What is this song?
I love everyone's entrance music, which is very much a WWE thing.
Yeah.
What?
Why would this be her song?
I don't know.
Is someone singing?
You hear that?
Is Elon singing?
Seriously, do you hear that?
Did you hear that?
Was it just me?
The bass that's singing?
Yeah, it's like someone just mumbling into the mic.
To be fair, that would be me.
I'd be like, shit, I forgot the mic was on.
What a shallow, hollow husk of a human being.
You know, since I never hear her talk, I sometimes in the past eight years have just had different mental conceptions of her, like, oh, what is she?
What's her deal?
And then you hear her talking, like, oh, she's just pure nothing.
Like, she just sucks.
She's in it for the money and the whatever.
She's heard her dirtbag husband testimony in court that he didn't even fucking care if they divorced.
He'd just find another one of her.
And she's still there.
Like, imagine what kind of person that is.
Like, I can't even...
Yeah, anyway.
I'm going to hear her talk for five seconds here until I quit.
All right, let's hear her say Michelle Obama's speech.
Let's see.
When we go high...
No, I can't say...
Good evening, New York City!
Hello, Madison Square Garden!
Our hometown, where architectural symbols of strength, courage, and unity create a canvas for the world's undisputed capital of industry.
I don't understand who wrote the speech for her.
Someone's trying to do speech writing for her.
We're titans of finance, fashion, and entertainment convene among an iconic range of superior design, structures, and artistic accomplishments.
This is the best.
It's so bad.
It's just a tourism brochure for New York.
Yeah, exactly.
I love it because it's such...
These people are doing their best impression of what serious people do.
It's like, oh, you start with that lofty, high-minded language of a city of industry.
The city never sleeps.
The big apple.
It's just so bad.
It's not her words, and she's not able to say them clearly.
So it comes across as the most inauthentic thing in the world.
Yeah, I mean, if you want to skip to 4.30 to 47, she's going to introduce the worst.
God, they have her speak for like three seconds and they're like, okay.
Let's size this moment and create a country for tomorrow.
The future that we deserve.
It is the future that we deserve, yeah.
And now The guy cheated on me with a porn star when I was pregnant Commander in chief, my husband, President Donald J. Trump.
Gotta get that Lee Greenwood.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it's God bless the USA. Oh my God, so dorky.
Yeah, super dorky.
It's like you're going to slow dance to it.
If tomorrow things work on I put it on my mind Oh yeah.
Okay, we don't need to subject everybody to that song.
I feel like I'm going to hold my hands awkwardly at your hips and we're going to slowly sway, dance a fifth grade dance.
Yeah, but leave room for Jesus.
If you go to 43410, I just want you to see this visual.
So Donald Trump comes in.
We're going to spare everybody Lee Greenwood because that song is just...
We've had enough.
Well, we'll get too emotional is the thing.
Yeah.
I won't be able to stop crying.
So Donald Trump comes on the stage and greets Melania.
And the meme that went around that I thought was so funny was when you have a love is blind reveal.
Because the way that they're embracing each other is like, oh my God.
Who gave that right to me?
And I gladly stand next to you and defend her still today.
And you've seen like enough kind of out of the corner of your eye when I watch it.
Yeah, they're not going to end up together.
No, they're not.
They're not going to make it to the altar.
Or they will and she'll say no.
So that's honestly what we got from Melania's speech.
It was pretty much nothing.
But it's the first time she's done a rally speech.
First time.
Yeah, yeah.
And she's still his wife as far as we know.
Now we get to, as you put it, the Fuhrer.
And Donald Trump, the worst.
I have a lot of clips to do this.
So hang in there, everybody.
He spoke for an hour.
An entire hour.
I'm not playing that.
Don't worry.
But I think that there's a lot that there's like funny stuff that hopefully if you listen to this after the election and he's lost is going to be even funnier or we'll all hold each other.
I don't know.
But let's go ahead and start with one of the primary focuses that has been through this election from the GOP, immigration.
So at 447.57, we get into some stuff there for a few minutes.
Yeah.
As we rescue our economy, I will also restore...
Rescue it from being the best it's ever been.
I mean, obviously, we know all that.
But still, the numbers, by any metric, if Trump were running as the incumbent, with literally the same everything, it would be, this is the best economy that's ever happened.
It's amazing.
Look at the numbers.
It's the best.
Our borders.
There's never been anything like it.
Our borders.
It's bigger than...
Inflation, it's bigger than the economy.
What they're doing to our country, they're allowing criminals from all over the world to enter our country.
Over the past four years, Kamala Harris has orchestrated the most egregious betrayal that any leader in American history has ever inflicted upon our people.
She has violated her oath, eradicated our sovereign border, and unleashed an army of migrant gangs who are waging a campaign of violence and terror against our citizens.
Sort of like how it was like, wow, I want to be on the team that can control the weather.
The theory is like, wow, Democrats can actually steer hurricanes.
I would want to be on the team where the vice president somehow can do all this stuff.
She must be fucking awesome.
The vice president doing all this stuff that the vice president is not even allowed to do?
Yeah, literally a superhero, like avoiding the constitutional roles and responsibilities.
How is she even doing that?
That's some real House of Cards type crap.
Like, how is she even pulling this off?
Amazing.
What a genius she is.
There has never been anything like it anywhere in the world for any country.
Really?
Kamala has imported criminal migrants from prisons and jails.
Insane asylums and mental institutions from all around the world, from Venezuela to the Congo, a lot of people coming from the Congo prisons.
Show me your wares.
Show me your best insane people.
Over the last month, 181 countries violated our laws.
And she has resettled them into your communities to prey upon innocent American citizens.
But the day I take the oath of office, the migrant invasion of our country ends, and the restoration of our country begins.
One of the deadliest and most vicious migrant gangs that Kamala has imported into our country is the savage Venezuelan prison gang Nice group of people.
They got together in prison.
The worst prison in the world, they say.
It's called Trende Aragua.
And that is taking over apartment complexes and unleashing a violent killing spree all over America, especially in Aurora, Colorado, where we have a governor who's petrified of them and maybe he should be.
Everyone has their niche, you know?
They've even taken over Times Square.
Take a look.
Times Square.
Wow.
Yeah.
And then he goes into propaganda.
Just a bunch of video clips.
Well, sorry, propaganda that is spliced together from media outlets.
And it's like two minutes of just kind of these clips all spliced together.
It's exactly like what you heard here.
It's just coming from folks in the media like Newsmax and OAN talking about all these things that are happening.
And then he continues to talk about immigration after that two-minute clip.
That's who we're allowing into our country.
That guy?
That voiceover guy?
We're not going to have a country any longer.
as who were allowing it.
They remind me of the folks, the townsfolk with pitchforks in Beauty and the Beast.
Kill the Beast.
That's exactly what that is.
He's doing the same thing, too.
The United States.
I wish he was singing better.
But it will soon be an occupied country no longer.
Not going to be happening.
Imagine Gaston being like, he's a vicious beast.
Nine days from now.
Will be Liberation Day in America.
It's going to be Liberation Day.
Liberation Day again.
There's some more rhetoric.
On day one, I will launch the largest deportation program in American history to get the criminals out.
Then he's got massive fangs.
Then he's...
Chomping your kids.
Like, it's just the laziest.
Yeah, yeah.
If Gaston did that, I don't...
But somehow the townspeople are still like, wow, this guy's amazing.
Yeah, this guy who doesn't know how to read.
Yeah.
He's a genius.
Are we still going?
Yes, please keep going.
Thank you every city in town that has been invaded and conquered, and we will put these vicious and bloodthirsty criminals in jail.
We're going to kick them the hell out of our country as fast as possible.
Thank you.
It's time to follow me.
I will invoke the Alien Enemies Act of 1798. Think of that.
That's how far back...
That's when they had law and order.
They had some tough ones.
Think of the Alien Enemies Act of 1798. You hear that, Mr. Speaker?
get ready to target and dispense every migrant criminal or Mr. Speaker having to sit through this Oh, my God.
Well, I don't think he cares at all.
Yeah, exactly.
And then just a little quote later.
That's just funny.
We don't have to play it.
But he says, like, we had the safest border in the world.
In fact, there's a chart, which I hope they have because I didn't tell them I wanted it.
But there's a chart that I love very much because I wouldn't be here without it.
I'm in love with it.
I love that chart.
Even if it had bad numbers, I would have loved that chart.
But it does.
It has great numbers.
What?
They never show the chart.
Yeah.
Even if he just personally loves the chart.
He just loves the chart.
Is it the one he was holding up when he was shot?
Is that why?
Oh, maybe.
I think that's it.
I don't know.
Perhaps, yeah.
Because I think he has a story about how, oh, I was holding the chart and then I looked and because I looked at the chart, I looked at the trap, right?
That turned his head.
I think so.
And actually, it's kind of true.
So I think that's why he would...
I'm just fucking guessing.
I don't know.
I can't think of why else you would have a love affair with a chart that doesn't, regardless of the numbers on it, like, oh, the formatting.
I worked hard in Excel to make this.
You know, I did a lot of, like, shading stuff.
I feel like he needs to provide a little more context, but I don't know.
Not for these fucking assholes, yeah.
Because they're preaching to the choir somewhat, as the genius Elon Musk said.
Somewhat preaching to the choir.
It does not do really.
True, true.
And then to wrap up his thoughts on immigration, go to 455-46.
That was the day I left office.
That was the lowest...
Most illegal immigration that we've ever had in recorded history, the recorded history of our country.
And then look at it.
It was like an Elon Musk rocket ship.
It's not recording in recorded history.
I'm pretty sure immigration was probably pretty low when it was harder to travel.
Well, yeah, also super high when there are no fucking rules about it forever.
Yeah.
Look at what happened after that.
And if they come back into our country, it's an automatic ten years in jail with no possibility of parole.
Why would we want to jail them in our country?
That's worse than what we do now.
They're calling for the death penalty for any migrant that kills an American citizen or a law enforcement officer.
Isn't that scary?
That's not what we do.
Again, if an immigrant commits a serious crime, we do deport them, and we should deport them.
Like, if an immigrant murders somebody, yeah, I mean, they should be deported.
Under Kamala, America is a sanctuary for criminals.
Like you, yeah.
And for illegal aliens that are in our country illegally, I will immediately ban all sanctuary cities in the United States.
If I had a supercomputer, I would want it to find me the longest sustained period of him being on the same note.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, that's his whole thing.
That's all I hear is just the notes of what he says.
Often.
Also, again, for my supercomputer that has nothing else to do, it should be mining Bitcoin or something.
I also want to see how that's changed over time.
He's gotten really exhausted from this campaign, I think.
I feel like he used to have a little more life in his speech.
The laziness of his demagoguery is something...
Again, Hitler burned some calories.
He got up there.
He had energy.
It is so fucking weird and bizarre to be in this universe where the guy who is wanting to make the camps is like...
But he's not going to get out of his chair for it.
He's like, ah, and we...
Should make the camps.
And you're like, what the fuck?
It's so weird.
It's getting old.
It's just bizarre.
It's because he doesn't really care about anything and he's tired.
Yeah, and I think your comment while we were listening to that is that you hadn't really heard anybody say, comment on Trump's calling for the death penalty for any migrant that kills an American citizen or law enforcement officer.
And I think it's because, like, again, his speech is an hour long in this six-hour rally that's ridiculous.
And the news coverage that I had seen regarding Donald Trump's speech is so focused on fact-checking that I think they don't even have the bandwidth to get into some of the rhetoric that is not necessarily, like, you know, a fact or anything like that.
like that.
It's just a policy that he's putting forward or saying into the into the ether kind of thing.
But everything I've seen is really focused on fact checking because he just lies throughout this entire thing.
So yeah.
Fact check.
It's all false.
Nothing.
There's not.
Why bother?
Yeah.
Like, seriously, there's fact check J.D. Vance because that's at least something.
Why would you fact check him?
That doesn't matter now, especially this speech.
Like it's worthless.
Yeah.
I do appreciate, though, because, like, CNN, I guess, was showing the speech as it was happening, and they cut away from it at one point to just start fact-checking, because they're like, this is so ridiculous.
Like, you guys need context.
I get it.
Sometimes it makes sense to fact-check him.
When he's at his Nazi rally, you might as well be fact-checking his diary or whatever.
Like, it's just not meaningful.
Like, the facts aren't a thing that's part of this, you know?
I don't know if that makes sense, but...
It's sort of like just if someone's talking shit on their frenemy or something.
It doesn't matter.
They just are mad at a thing and are going to say whatever.
Just riling people up.
Facts aren't a part of the calculation.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah.
If you keep playing, we'll listen to his thoughts on Kamala's incompetence.
Her incompetence?
No.
Kamala's gross incompetence disqualifies her from being president of the United States of America.
She is grossly incompetent.
All you have to do is look at her interviews, look at what she did the other night on fake news CNN. Just take a look.
She couldn't answer a question.
She's unfit for office.
Everyone knows it.
No one respects her.
No one trusts her.
No one takes her seriously.
And yet she's able to accomplish all this stuff as vice president.
It's not even possible.
I think that's amazing.
From humiliating our country in Afghanistan to the war.
Oh, God.
So, yeah, what are your thoughts on that?
If she's able to do all this unconstitutional stuff as vice president and take over the entire government, but she's incompetent and can't even answer it.
How are both of those things true?
Well, imagine if she ate her vegetables or whatever.
I don't know what she needs to do, but, like, Jesus.
If she just gets a little healthier or something, like, she's going to take over the world.
Yeah.
What a badass.
I'm like, I want to vote for this person.
And again, I mean, like, I know facts don't make huge appearances in Trump's rhetoric, but just to set the record straight, she had, what, 107 days for this campaign and out-fundraised, had better media appearances, bigger rallies.
Everything was like, yeah, I saw a comment that said, like, you could count the number of missteps of her campaign on, like, one hand.
Yeah, I can't really think of much, you know?
Like, I really can't.
I mean, well, here's the thing.
I will say this, and this I actually mean sincerely.
One thing I worry about is that because of how the media is, and maybe it's just specific to me because I don't watch cable news, but I never hear from Kamala.
I never hear from Joe Biden.
I went, like, most of Biden's term without hearing a single thing from him.
In a weird way, each side only covers the other side.
Yeah.
It's like, if you want to hear bad stuff about Joe Biden, if you want to hear anything about Joe Biden, you kind of got back in, you know, 2020, 2021, two, three, all that.
You'd have to watch Fox News, really.
We don't do puff pieces on our own people.
And if there's a big gaffe, like, yeah, maybe they probably do cover it, but also I don't watch cable news, so like, I don't...
It doesn't matter.
Maybe I'll see.
I saw the debate.
I saw the whatever.
So I realized I haven't seen much of Kamala for a while.
Personally, I haven't seen much of Kamala.
And so I don't know if...
She has had some bad interviews in her day.
She's had some bad garbled interviews.
My impression is that that was mainly due to kind of not being in control of everything.
Like just being second fiddle to Biden and kind of being locked into...
His priorities.
Yeah, and having that one first bad interview she had about the border.
We've been to the border.
We haven't been to the border.
And that kind of spooked her a little bit.
And my impression is that that's been mostly solved.
But I don't know.
I can't honestly say.
Maybe Fox News does have a bunch of clips of her seeming dumb or something that they run with.
It's just her laughing.
That's all that they can show, really.
I mean, say that it's dumb because she's laughing and cracking jokes.
I don't know.
All right.
Scarier than all of that stuff, though, is some of the rhetoric that has been going on regarding the enemy from within.
Oh, yeah.
5-12-19.
Sounds like you're doing like a Bible verse.
Yeah.
We're running against something far bigger than Joe or Kamala and far more powerful than them, which is a massive, vicious, crooked, radical left machine that runs today's Democrat Party.
Yeah.
They're just vessels.
In fact, they're perfect vessels because they'll never give them a hard time.
They'll do whatever they want.
I know many of them.
It's just this amorphous group of people.
But they're smart and they're vicious.
Aren't you giving away the game there a little bit?
I can't say who it is.
It's just amorphous.
The enemy from within the other side goes crazy.
Becomes a sound.
Oh, how can he say?
No, they've done very bad things to this country.
They are indeed the enemy from within.
And But this is who we're fighting.
These are the people who are doing such harm to our country with their open border policies, record-setting inflation, Green News scam, and everything else that they're doing.
But we're not going to let it happen any longer.
We're going to have the biggest victory in the history of our country on November 5th.
It's going to be the biggest victory in history.
We're going to make America great again, everybody.
A lot of people have commented as that rhetoric was starting to kind of enter the conversation.
But it does make me very nervous.
Obviously, like these politicians and stuff, they have power to enact legislation that might affect me.
They have power to create policies, deregulate industries that might affect me.
But what's scarier to me is like people who actually live near me.
And hearing this rhetoric that the radical left is the enemy in the country and we need to take care of them.
That it doesn't matter about, like, who's at the top of the ticket.
They're just vessels for the beast that is the left.
Yeah, exactly.
And we have to defeat them, right?
Like, that kind of stuff makes me really, really, really nervous.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, it's the kind of thing like, you really hope it's not possible to get as ugly as that sounds like it could be, you know?
But I don't fucking know for sure.
Yeah, exactly.
Don't know for sure.
Exactly.
I mean, you got that sheriff the other day saying like, don't call for help if you're a Democrat.
That is how that starts.
Like, that is that.
Yeah.
Or not even starts.
That's along that process.
That's pretty bad.
Mm-hmm.
You know, again, there's lots of differences.
It's not, nothing's identical.
It's very, things are unique, but there are similarities.
And I think the one thing that isn't yet true is back then they, I didn't realize this, that like it wasn't even Hitler.
The Nazis had this paramilitary group that was like, it was like police, like an army, but it wasn't official, but they used it and they committed acts of violence.
Like that is one major thing that they don't quite yet have.
But like, I don't know how long until that happens, until there's people willing to commit extrajudicial violence on Trump's behalf or for that cause, That's kind of the next step there.
And seeing a sheriff or whatever it was say, don't call if you're a Kamala supporter— Sure doesn't feel far enough away from that, I guess.
Yeah, yeah.
And then they just call themselves a militia, and now who knows what's going to happen.
Let's lighten it up for a little bit.
There are some really crappy things later on, too, but let's take a break and let's laugh at Elon Musk for a second.
So if you go to 52320, we can get some lighter moments.
This fucking clown skipping dipshit.
Fuck it!
This guy, very important guy, big, big guy, and I have the television screen on, and there's rockets coming down.
I said, you know, it was pure, beautiful white when it left, but it's burned from the fire and the flame, and it is, and now I see it coming down like this, and it's like 20 stories tall or something.
It's a mess.
Are you talking about when they caught the rocket?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's cool.
Do me a favor, will you hold on a minute?
Just hold on, I'm gonna, I'll talk to you.
This is like one of the most important people.
I'm watching, said, just hold on.
I put the phone down.
By the way, I never picked it up again.
You know what these people are going to say?
He's cognitively impaired.
He's cognitively impaired.
Oh, you don't think so?
They're the worst.
They are the worst.
So I put it down, and I'm watching this rocket, and I see the engines.
I say, oh, it's going to crash!
No!
Because it was looking right next to the gantry.
I guess they call it the gantry, whatever the hell they call it.
The launching pad.
And it's coming down at a bad angle, Elon.
I wasn't happy.
This is James Austin Johnson.
I said, oh no, it's not going to be good.
And then all of a sudden I saw the flame on the bottom left and it was ripping.
The flame was pouring out of that sucker and it straightened it out like this.
And it came down and it landed.
This is why it's an hour long.
These big beautiful arms grabbed it and they held it tight.
I wanted those arms to be holding me tight.
Oh, yeah.
And I said, I wasn't sure if it was a movie.
I actually thought it was a movie.
I thought it might be one of these crazy movies.
And I said, I gotta call Elon.
And I call him, I said, Elon, was that you?
Was that you?
This is like about four minutes after, was that you?
Yep, that was me.
I say, Elon, you're a genius.
You are a genius.
He is special.
He is special.
So good.
And you know what he wants more than anything else?
For our country to be really well run, solidly run, to be run democratically.
All the things that everybody in this room wants.
And I mean, honestly, he left that pad and he went to Pennsylvania to campaign.
Does he think he was on the pad?
And he is the arms that embraced.
He has a little, like, joystick.
And I asked him a couple of questions.
I said, Elon, let me ask you a question.
Can Russia do that?
No.
Can China do that?
No.
Can anybody do that other than you?
Nobody else can do it.
He's not doing it.
Nobody else can do it.
Yeah.
Pretty good.
And he said, and they won't be able to for 10 years, you said, right?
They won't be able to for 10 years.
He's amazing.
And he's a great guy, too.
He really is.
Gotta remember him.
This is a piece of work.
So good.
Yeah.
Elon, singularly responsible for catching the rocket.
So funny.
And then he goes on to talk about RFK's role potentially in the White House at 525-23.
And we also have...
Somebody that is great, and look, we're not going to let him go too crazy, Elon, with the oil and gas stuff, you know, because Robert F. Kennedy cares more about human beings and health and the environment than anybody.
And he's going to be absolutely — having him is such a great honor.
I've been friends of his for a long time.
And I'm going to let him go wild on health.
I'm going to let him go wild on the food.
I'm going to let him go wild on medicines.
Yikes.
The only thing I don't think I'm going to let him even get near is the liquid gold that we have under our face.
I don't know.
Elon, he might not like liquid gold.
Oil and gas, sometimes referred to as oil and gas.
J.D., I think we're going to have to keep a goal from the oil and gas.
What do you think, Howard?
Yes?
But where is Robert?
He's around.
He gave up.
Howard?
Was that one of the guys?
Howard Lutnick, yeah.
From Cantor Fitzgerald Investment Bank.
You know, when people used to do the...
It's not so much anymore.
People used to do Christopher Walken impression all the time.
Oh, yeah.
And it was like...
It was Christopher Walken.
The impression was good, but it was like, oh, they're doing the most kind of notable part of Christopher Walken so that it's...
So it's the most clear.
Trump just is that.
He does the voice that is the impression of him all the time.
Like, it's crazy.
It's insane.
I don't understand this person.
Oh, I know.
I know.
Then he goes on to recognize Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House, at 5-28-19.
That boring old husk of a nothing.
Yeah.
Hey, you watching porn lately?
I'm just kidding.
Yeah.
We have barren homies watching.
What?
That barren is watching.
He's the king of the internet.
No, barren is the king of the internet.
He's the king of the internet.
Who was that?
Fucking incel.
Yeah.
That's very nice.
My sister Elizabeth is here.
She's great.
Oh, the judge or somebody else?
I don't know where she is, but she's great.
And we love her.
And speaker Mike Johnson is here and he's doing a great job.
It's not easy when you have a majority of three.
But he's done a great job, and he's going to continue to do a great job, and we like him.
He's a terrific person.
I watched him just totally decapitate a fake reporter on NBC. Meet the press.
Meet the fake press.
What he did to her was...
I think that probably should never be the same.
Nobody would know.
Look at him.
Such a nice looking guy.
Just that little beautiful face with the glasses.
Got the little glasses.
Everyone said, oh, he's so nice.
Like a little mouse.
He's such a nice person.
He's not a nice person.
He's not nice at all.
Right, Matt?
He's a piece of shit.
Great job.
We think he's great.
Okay.
And he's going to be around for a long time.
Pause for a second there.
He said, right, Matt?
Yeah, who's Matt?
Exactly.
I think he meant to say Mike, like talking directly to Mike Johnson.
Was there any guest named Matt?
No.
Matt.
Yeah.
I'm double-checking.
I think he meant to say Mike and said Matt.
Most understandable mistake.
In terms of the cognitive impairment, for me, when it comes to Mike Johnson, you get a free pass.
He is the Anne...
Her?
You know, like from Roosevelt.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Egg?
Yeah, Egg.
Egg Johnson.
He's just nothing.
It's so funny to me.
So I actually give him a free pass on that.
Like, if he gets his name, that's fine.
He might do that if he were at peak mental form.
Sure.
If you keep playing, though, we'll get to a thing that did make the rounds, but I think it's important to talk about.
I might predict.
We have a senator here who I love.
Senator Tommy Tuberville.
Oh.
And he's from a great place, Alabama.
I love Alabama.
Yeah, sure you do.
Sure you do, buddy.
I'm up in Alabama by 49 points.
49 points!
We're up by a lot in a lot of different places, but it's a great place, and thank you, Tommy.
And all of our other great congressmen.
We have so many, if I ever named them, we're going to be up here a long time.
So they're going to be angry.
They won't speak to me for probably a month or so, but it'll calm down after that.
Right, Matt Gaetz?
It'll calm down.
It'll calm down.
But we have great, great people.
Right, Matt Gaetz.
And they're really doing a job, and we're going to turn this country around.
You know, with me, we've got to get the congressmen elected, and we've got to get the senators elected, because we can take the Senate pretty easily.
And I think with our little secret, we're going to do really well with the house, right?
Our little secret is having a big impact.
He and I have a secret.
We'll tell you what it is when the race is over.
Oh, you know what's interesting?
Hearing that in context, that's different than I thought it was.
Really?
What did you think it was initially?
Well, okay, so we covered this on a show you don't listen to.
I'm telling you, I'm so busy.
I could not blame you less for not being able to listen to it.
I only listen to dads because I edit it.
Because that got cast as like, oh, it's the secret for how he's going to steal the election.
So it sounded like, oh, maybe they're going to tie it in the house and then the delegate, blah, blah, blah, blah, you know, that weird thing.
But in context to me, I'll have to, maybe I can play it again, but it almost sounded like he was talking about how they're going to win the house.
Yeah, that's the way I interpret it as well.
We're going to do really well with the House, right?
Yeah, because he first talks about the Senate and talks about like, oh, that's how we're going to perform there.
Take it pretty easily.
Now it is Trump, so maybe it is stream of consciousness and he's just linking the two things.
But that is interesting because I guess based on just hearing the little bit of the half clip, I had taken that a different way, you know?
And all of our other great congressmen.
We have so many.
If I ever named them, we're going to be up here a long time.
So they're going to be angry.
They won't speak to me for probably a month or so, but it'll calm down after that.
Right, Matt Gaetz?
It'll calm down.
It'll calm down.
But we have great, great people.
Oh, maybe Matt was the one.
He was Matt Gaetz.
And they're really doing a job, and we're going to turn this country around.
You know, with me, we've got to get the congressmen elected, and we've got to get the senators elected, because we can take the Senate pretty easily.
And I think with our little secret, we're going to do really well with the house, right?
Our little secret is having a big impact.
So it's already in play.
We'll tell you what it is when the race is over.
Yeah, so our little secret is having a big impact implying that it's already happening.
I feel really dumb that somehow I went this long without seeing the whole clip.
Again, like, there's just so much mess.
So I am really eager to hear what this little secret is, because the race is going to be over imminently, and I'd like to know what they've been doing.
He has a couple more thoughts about Kamala.
We'll go to 5-31-05.
But here are the facts.
Kamala Harris is a radical left Marxist, rated even worse than crazy Bernie Sanders or Pocahontas.
Or Pocahontas.
She destroyed our economy.
She was an original creator of Defund the Police.
Can you believe it?
No, she's not.
God, no.
She was absolutely not.
And anybody who wants to defund our great police for even one week is not worthy of being president of the United States.
And she wants to do it for two weeks.
Because that's where her thinking is.
Kamala vowed to abolish ICE. You know those tough people you've been looking up at the screen?
I doubt to, but she hasn't.
They're the ones that get them out of our country.
I know a lot of people right in these rows.
They're very tough.
They don't want any part of it.
They got to go in there fist-a-blazing.
What?
I don't know.
To move them.
You know, we had a case in Long Island where MS-13, one of the other really bad gangs...
Content note, he's gross about how these kids were murdered.
...killed two young...
Girls, 16 years old, walking to school.
They didn't shoot them.
They knifed them and they cut them into little pieces because it was so painful.
Perfect, perfect, young, beautiful girls were cut up into little pieces by knives.
MS-13, they're animals.
And you know who took care of it for us?
Ice.
Ice.
They had no problem.
Kamala wants to...
Defund ICE. We're not defunding ICE, right?
You're not defunding ICE. We're not even going to think about it.
She's never going to get the chance.
There's no way she becomes president.
There's no way.
Radical left lunatic who destroyed, she destroyed San Francisco.
She destroyed, along with Gavin Newsom, the governor, who's the worst, one of the worst governors in the country.
I haven't heard that one.
They destroyed California.
Freaking children.
And she's not going to get a chance to destroy our country any further.
We're going to get it back fast.
She wants to ban fracking.
And as California Attorney General, she redefined child sex trafficking, assault with a deadly weapon, and rape of an unconscious person as a totally non-violent crime.
She pledged to confiscate your guns.
Is there anybody in the room that would like to give up their gun to come?
This is New York City.
I had a feeling you might say that.
Don't they not...
And endorse a total ban on handgun ownership.
I don't think that's good.
When a criminal crawls into your house at night, it would be nice to be able to at least have a chance.
Wouldn't it be nice?
But I missed him because he was too low.
She even called for free sex change.
Operations on illegal aliens in detention at taxpayer expense.
Think of it.
At taxpayer.
Just for fun.
She said they're caught, they're illegally detained, but if they want a sex change operation, she's all in favor.
Now she gave this stuff up about a year ago.
Just a quick note on...
Quick fact check there.
Yeah, obviously, it's all fake, all whatever.
But the whole, you know, she redefined rape of an unconscious person as a totally nonviolent crime.
Pretty sure the right was all about Brock Turner getting off.
Yeah, well, I mean, obviously, horrendous.
But is that it?
It sounds like a nonviolent crime.
Would you say that?
I don't know.
Is she talking about, like, date rape?
Is that considered a violent crime?
Yeah, I guess if someone's, like, passed out and they're not, you know, there's no weapon being involved.
This is probably about sentencing and, like...
That would probably be a non-violent offense, because usually the violent ones are, like, stabbing and shooting and punching and whatever.
I don't know.
What is that?
I have no fucking idea.
It's probably something that makes sense if you have all the facts.
And I'll tell you, I mean, like, news organizations that were looking at fact-checking all, like, tapped out after a certain number of shows.
Like...
They're all just like, I don't know.
Yeah.
So like they looked at the, you know, that she was an original creator of Defund the Police and they just said, it's not true.
Yeah, obviously.
Like obviously not true.
And they're just like having to pick and choose.
She's never even been a supporter of that.
She supported in 2020, apparently.
Defund the police?
Yes.
That's what it says with Newsweek's fact check.
Harris voiced support for Defund the Police movement in 2020, but was not the original creator.
I wonder in what way that was.
Will it be like there was a movement?
She said, oh, I appreciate that they're protesting.
You know, like, yeah, there's no fucking way Kamala Harris, unless my memory is real bad.
I mean, they did.
They did all have to try to run hard left for 2020.
Like it was an interesting primary.
So, OK, so there's redirection of funding to police.
And she said, we recognize if you invest in communities, they'll be healthy, be strong.
Doesn't mean we get rid of police.
Of course not.
But we have to be practical about this.
That's it.
Yeah.
So she's not taken to the streets.
No.
Like, marching alongside everybody about that.
Yeah.
I mean, okay, fine.
Yeah.
At best, you can say in that political moment, she was like, yeah, maybe it makes sense to not...
Because, you know, we fund the police a lot, and they have, like, fucking tanks and stuff.
So, like, some amount of, like, maybe don't spend $150 million on police bullshit at that time might have been worthwhile.
But she sure as shit didn't start it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I want to direct everybody's attention to 53538. We talked about the enemy from within, and here's another scary moment where Trump calls out a particular enemy of his.
One thing I have been, even the enemy, because they are the enemy, what they've said, even that enemy, too, and they're really the enemy.
They're the enemy of the people, the press.
They said one thing about me that I consider a great compliment.
They said, this guy is the most consistent person we've ever seen.
I don't care what Trump has to say about the one thing that he says that the press gets right about him.
It's that the press is the enemy, that they're the enemy of the people.
And again, when we're talking about rhetoric that is a little reminiscent, perhaps, of folks back in 1939, maybe that will present itself as well.
We're getting close.
Okay, I have just a couple more clips.
The next one is, again, the kind of America we're going to be looking at with Donald Trump.
And as long as the Speaker of the House of Representatives is here, I would like to put forward a bill because I watched two months ago as some very bad people, radical left people, by the way, nothing happened to them, in Washington, D.C., burned our American flags.
They were burning flags.
And I would like to suggest that we put in a bill: If you burn the American flag one year in jail, we will get critical race theory and transgender insanity the hell out of our schools.
And we will keep men out of women's sports.
Again, big part of the party platform.
Yeah, so no comment about if you use an American flag to assault law enforcement officers.
Yeah, exactly.
And then to kind of close this out, Donald Trump's thoughts on what the outcome is going to look like, 5-48-47.
But for that to happen, we must defeat Kamala Harris and stop her radical left agenda with a landslide that is too big to rig.
So you need to get out and vote.
Get your husband off the couch.
The football game doesn't mean a damn thing.
You gotta get out and vote.
Get up, Harry!
Come on, Harry.
Get up, Harry!
I don't know who Harry is.
You're gonna vote for the president, Harry.
We're gonna save our country.
For the past nine years, we have been fighting against the most sinister and corrupt forces on earth.
With your vote in this election, you can show them once and for all that this nation does not belong to them.
This nation belongs to you.
It belongs to you.
It's also just like everyone knows what's happening is men are voting for Trump and women are not.
That's a weird message to be like, get your husband to vote.
What?
Yeah.
And so that's kind of, you know, the key points of his speech.
He closes with New York, New York.
Someone comes out and sings it.
And Trump is just the weirdest person.
And I just like was laughing the entire time that while he was just in space, like how he was obviously dancing, hilarious.
But just the way that he was like interacting with the audience during this thing, it was just very, very silly.
He's a very strange man.
And then, of course, as his other rallies, closes it out completely with the YMCA because they don't get it.
They don't get it.
I don't understand why they're doing that.
He just likes the song?
I guess.
I guess.
So there you have it.
Six hours of a Trump rally.
I'm so sorry.
Yeah, it was a lot.
And so some things, as in closing for me, right, that I really want to highlight is a lot of these people are folks that are vying for cabinet positions or a place in the administration to some degree.
Elon specifically, apparently, Trump said regarding Elon, he doesn't want to be in the cabinet.
He just wants to be in charge of cost cutting.
So we're looking at Elon Musk in that respect.
But Vivek is definitely going to have a position.
There have been talks about homeland security.
Nothing else didn't.
He has nothing else to do.
Right.
There was some thoughts about education potentially being up there for him, but also Tiffany Justice, like I mentioned at the beginning of the series, the Moms for Liberty co-founder.
She is also interested in education.
And then RFK Jr., I mean, they've pretty much announced it, that he'd be Health and Human Services.
And with RFK specifically, he responded on Fox News.
He said, President Trump has promised me I'd be in control of the public health agencies, which are HHS and its sub-agencies, CDC, FDA, NIH, and a few others, and then also the USDA, which you know is key to making America healthy because we've got to get off of seed oils and we've got to get off of pesticide-intensive agriculture.
Oh, yeah.
If you follow granola moms and stuff, seed oils are a big thing.
What are seed oils?
Do we do that?
Yeah, like grapeseed oil, right?
We said we have to get off of it.
Yeah, we have to stop including them in our diets.
What?
Yeah.
It's a big, big, big thing.
Seed oils.
Sunflower seed oil is not in my house, so there's one.
Yeah.
Shout out to Arlo and your allergies, sweet boy.
Aw.
Yeah.
So I think through all the vitriol, the racism, the misogyny, those couple moments where it was like hilarious and you can't help but laugh because these people are freaking jokes.
I think remembering that also these are people of a Trump administration.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
One other note on the education piece.
This didn't come up in too much of my research, and he was not present during the rally.
But Ryan Walters is also thought to be maybe on the shortlist for education.
He is the superintendent in Oklahoma, the one that is mandating Bibles in public schools.
He's just an evil person to the point where Republicans in the state legislature in Oklahoma are like, what are you doing?
They're getting pretty frustrated with him and the way that he runs the Department of Education there in Oklahoma.
So, you know, some really major things that could happen depending on how this election shakes out.
And yeah, I mean, I think most people are probably going to listen to this after the fact.
And I'm sure you all went out and voted because you all understand what's at stake here.
So hug your loved ones.
Yeah.
I still haven't decided.
I mean, I need to see Kamala's Nazi rally to compare apples to apples.
I really don't.
You know?
I'll tell you, Megyn Kelly didn't even like this rally.
She's been, you know, pretty insane.
She's full Trumper.
Oh, yeah.
She went on Bill Maher and, like, went nuts there.
Maybe we can cover that at some point.
But she didn't like this rally.
She thought that Trump really needed to appeal to women voters, and she called his rally bro-tastic.
Bro-tastic.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, like I joked earlier, like, very few female speakers, really.
I mean, you can't, can you count Melania?
I don't know.
No, I don't think you can count Melania.
No one should ever count Melania.
Yeah, we have Alina Habba, right?
Oh, yeah.
Alina Habba, which is amazing.
Elise Stefanik, Tulsi Gabbard.
Yeah, that's right.
I guess there was Tulsi.
Lara Trump spoke for a minute, and then Melania Trump, that's it.
All right.
Well, I'm going to have to go think real hard about who I want to vote for here.
Yeah.
Thanks for...
Thanks for giving me a lot to think about.
I'll consider it.
Maybe next time on Where There's Woke.
We'll see.
I think based on the time, I think it's going to be hard to get out the stuff I wanted to do on the 1939 rally.
So I think we're going to have to feel out the election and how we feel.
And if people are still interested in that, it is really interesting.
There's some interesting parallels.
There's also Elon Musk's final pitch for Trump, which I kind of want to see if I can squeeze out.
But again, I don't know.
Yeah.
It's also so much more boring than you might think.
Like, there's so little to it, but it's also really weird in a bunch of ways.
Elon's always going to be relevant.
Yeah, we'll be sweating it out and anxious and following the election that you probably already know the results of.
So if you don't mind sending back a time machine letting us know, that'd be nice.
