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Nov. 5, 2024 - Where There's Woke - Thomas Smith
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WTW67: When Nazis Came To NY (Again)

It's part 2 of the Trump Madison Square Garden NYC rally, and this one features the funniest thing to ever happen on any of my shows, as we had a very special guest call in short notice! If you enjoy our work, please consider leaving a 5-star review! You can always email questions, comments, and leads to lydia@seriouspod.com. Please pretty please consider becoming a patron at patreon.com/wherethereswoke!

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What's so scary about the woke mob, how often you just don't see them coming.
Anywhere you see diversity, equity, and inclusion, you see Marxism and you see woke principles being pushed.
Wokeness is a virus more dangerous than any pandemic hands down.
The woke monster is here and it's coming for everything, everything, everything, everything, everything.
Instead of go-go boots, the seductress green M&M will now wear sneakers.
Hello and welcome to Where There's Woke.
This is one of the episodes.
I don't know.
What now?
Do you know?
67.
Oh, you know what we need to do?
We need to get Arlo in charge of episode numbering.
Ooh.
We would never be wrong.
Never.
This dude, our son Arlo, is still telling us what day of kindergarten it is.
Yeah.
I guess the teacher writes it down or something.
But better than that, when he's recalling things that happened at school, he tells me what day of kindergarten it happened on.
Yeah.
He says, on the 37th day of kindergarten, yada, yada, yada.
Yeah.
He'll be like, yeah, it was the 20th day.
Incredible.
Yeah.
Okay.
So anyway, figured out how to fix this.
But until then, provisionally, this is number something.
67.
Sure.
And boy, have we got a treat for you.
So it's part two of this Nazi rally from 2024, not the 1939 one yet.
We may get to that.
And in addition to horrifying, racist, fraudulent, just bigots and con men and con women, con people...
Are there any women?
I don't think there's any women in this part.
There was one female speaker, but my wife's a bigot, so she decided to cut.
Honestly, you're welcome, Brooke Rollins, because I probably saved some humiliation for you.
Yeah.
She would have heard about it.
This was the feminist choice.
When Where There's Woke comes for you.
And we have, I kid you not, the funniest thing to ever happen on any of my shows ever.
I'm not even going to tease more than that.
The medical bills from our laughter that we had to pay.
I'm not moving well right now.
I'm in a full body cast from laughing.
I cannot wait for you to hear this, folks.
Let's get on over to the fucking middle third, sort of?
Yeah, just about.
It was a long rally, and Lydia watched the whole thing.
I don't know what is wrong with you, but, you know, we'll figure that out on our own time.
So, thanks for listening.
And after this break, which you can avoid at patreon.com slash wheretherswoke, support the show, support our medical bills, Lydia's therapy bills for watching this whole thing.
And you can avoid the stupid ads.
Get rid of those ads.
They're terrible.
And then we'll be on with the middle of this Nazi rally.
And then we get into someone that I don't think like most people have heard of.
Certainly, I'd never heard of him until this.
But his name is Grant Cardone.
He's an American businessman.
He runs this thing called 10X. And I think like he has a bunch of conventions he does where it's like 10X growth and 10X wealth.
I mean, John Travolta spoke at one of these things.
Steve Harvey spoke at one of these things.
Obviously, Donald Trump did two years ago.
And basically, like, the cheapest early bird pricing, if anyone's looking to go to 10X Growth this year.
A bullshit business motivational thing that does nothing.
Three days full of it.
Stuff is all bullshit.
Early bird pricing at the lowest tier starts at $975.
The highest price one is, like, $20K. This is crazy, but his promise to you is, like, that he will help grow your business financially.
Oh, we should go then, because I would love to grow this business 10 times.
Yeah, yeah.
But just so everyone knows a little bit more about him, he recently tweeted about the government controlling Hurricane Milton.
Awesome.
Yeah.
I don't know how serious of a person he is.
So 5950, we'll hear a little bit about what he thinks about how big cities work.
And again, Trump built this skyline, baby.
Oh, he built the skyline.
He did not build the skyline.
Checks notes.
I don't know if I need to fact check this for you all.
He didn't build anything.
He has his name on some stuff.
None of it is significant to the skyline.
I'm telling my wife, I have to cancel these deals.
And she says, why?
I said, because if they can do this to a former president, a man that lived in this city, that built this skyline, what can they do to me?
What will they do to you?
Nothing.
This one decision, by the way, will cost this city, the city of New York, hundreds of billions of dollars of lost tax revenues.
Have you guys ever noticed?
Go to any of these blue, democratic, liberal cities.
Have you noticed that where they go, everything is more expensive?
Everything!
Oh my god, yeah, you're so right.
Have you noticed that where, what's the word for it, where there's more, like, I don't know, for lack of a better word, demand, that the prices seem to go up from where there's no demand.
I am an expert businessman, by the way, and I don't understand that.
Yeah.
For instance, New York City, you have the highest rents in the country.
You have the highest home prices in the country.
You have the highest food prices, the highest transportation, and the most crime.
True.
Hey, what about the income?
Yeah.
Do you want to do that side of it?
Or no?
We're just doing the costs?
Also, can we talk per capita when it comes to crime?
Yeah, exactly.
Let's get in there.
What kind of job can you get in New York?
And what kind of job can you get in fucking nothing?
Yeah, exactly.
Like...
Yes!
That's how supply and demand works, you fucking idiot!
I'm not a supporter of high home prices.
No.
Nobody is, really.
It's a bunch of...
We don't have to get into it, but like...
But where the most people want to live?
Shocker!
That's where the home prices will be more, because that's the most literal basic thing of business and economics that there is.
Yeah.
Standing up on the stage acting like, yeah, that this is surprising.
Yeah.
You might as well be saying like, you ever noticed that like if you buy low and sell high, that's good.
But if you buy high and sell low, it's bad.
It must be the Democrats.
Yeah, who all wants to go to his conventions for $20,000?
And your politicians want more taxes, not less.
This is insanity, folks.
Why do the politicians in blue cities want to raise your taxes?
Because they live off your taxes.
This is how they get paid.
But I saw this.
This was that guy who, he did make that claim that he was going to pull out of his deals.
Here he is on Fox News, February 21st.
Well, now some real estate investors are worried about working in New York City and owning property there.
Private equity fund manager and real estate investor Grant Cardone told his employees, quote, immediately discontinue all underwriting on New York City real estate.
The risk outweighs the opportunities at this time, being focused on Texas and Florida.
And Grant brings us right now from down in Florida.
Hey, Grant, how are you?
Hey, thank you, Steve.
I'm good this morning.
Okay.
Listen, I think that's kind of a no-brainer.
I mean, I'm sitting in New York City.
If I had my druthers, I would think that Florida or Texas would be a better bet, just given the fact there's so much crime and the fact that, as we've been detailing, you know, the migrant crisis is zapping all of our resources here.
This is not a good real estate market right now, right?
It was an opportunity.
We thought this year was the opportunity to come into Chicago, California, and New York City.
I've been waiting for 40 years now to invest in that marketplace.
I was completely confident, Steve, this was the year to come.
And when that ruling happened, it was like, pencils down, don't touch it, don't go there.
We invest for 14,000 investors at Cardone Capital that depend on cash flow.
And if I can't predict the cash flow because of some ruling, Oh, okay.
Well, then I guess those prices all be low then, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's going to help that big city.
I just for fun, I Googled, there's like a Reddit finance post that's like, hey, any arguments for investing in Cardoni Capital, which is his thing or whatever?
And one comment is just like, if he's as good at doing what he says he does, he wouldn't need 10K and 20K checks from us.
Dealing with small potato investors is an absolute nightmare.
Yeah.
This is also four years ago.
I'm looking at this post and people are like, hey, my dad got obsessed with Grant Cardone based on his 10x book and he now invested 20k in his thing.
Is that a good idea?
Basically, someone like posting that and they're like, no.
He's shady as fuck.
And this is four years ago.
Yeah.
This person says, I know nothing about Cardone era strategies, but there are a few red flags off the bat.
Almost everything in the FAQ section is a video response with no links, even a text summary, much less a PDF statement.
There are no statements about potential fees.
Each investment only lists IRR and give specific number rather than a range or disclosures about risk to expanded return.
There doesn't appear to be a redemption option or secondary market for the investment.
So it's unclear how you would get your funds back if you don't like the results.
Taxes are reported on a K-1, which is a nuisance at best and potentially painful if your earnings are high enough.
Oh, a K-1?
So it's like you become an owner?
Huh.
Here's one guy.
I made the minimum investment, 5K. They send me a check every once in a while for a few dollars.
I deposit in my account, like less than $30.
They will not let me sell my one share.
They have declined my request to sell it, and it is not clear when I'll be able to get my 5K back.
Wow.
Just stealing people's money, basically.
That's incredible.
One guy is like, wait, you invested 5k, you get a check every once in a while, which is equaled less than 30k, and you're saying you're not happy with it?
If you got almost 30k out of 5k, why do you want to sell your share?
How in the world did someone interpret it that way?
No, the same commenter said, oh wait, you said $30?
Right, like next comment?
Yeah, yeah.
$30!
Oh, what a fucking idiot.
This is so good.
Okay, so more business acumen from this guy.
I love it.
It sucks because all they do is get money from people, but usually they get money from people I don't like anyway, like fucking old rich white businessmen.
But it's so fucking dumb and they have no understanding of business.
There are only two million small business owners in America that are breaking even or losing money.
And lastly, the most insane of the insane.
She wants to tax unrealized capital gains.
Unbelievable.
Are the people booing?
They don't get those?
Not even her simp, Mark Cuban, Can sell this.
Even Marky Boy says this would destroy the global economy and take the USA down with it.
Ladies and gentlemen, Kamala Harris is the least qualified candidate to ever run for any political office in American history.
Well, that's not true.
Trump ran it in 2016.
Yeah.
She makes...
She makes her boss look competent.
She's a fake.
I'm not here to invalidate her.
She's a fake, a fraud.
She's a pretender.
Her and her pimp handlers will destroy our country.
They will!
Incredible.
Her pimp handlers, by the way.
Oh boy.
Yeah, he came out when Biden, you know, said his garbage comment.
Grant Cardone posted on Twitter, I never attacked anyone who votes for Harris.
I just said she was incompetent.
And I just listened to that and I was like, no, you didn't.
You called her a prostitute.
And you said not that she was incompetent, but that she was the least qualified person for any elected office ever in the history of this country.
It's insane.
It's insane.
Also, quick fact check on that unrealized capital gains tax.
The plan, as it's currently proposed, would only impact those whose net worth is more than 100 million dollars.
Oh, for fuck's sake, dude.
So literally everyone cheering in Madison Square Garden on that, they're not going to be impacted.
No.
Not at all.
This all is just a scheme to get poor people to vote in the favor of rich people.
And that money that would get taxed, that would go into the government, would be to fund services and roads and schools.
Things these people would use.
Things that those people would use and need.
Why are we this dumb?
It's a human race.
Why?
Why can't we do better?
I just wish.
I know.
We're going to skip over the next speaker, Brooke Rollins.
She was someone who worked in the Trump administration.
There is some talk that she might be involved in the second administration, but it's all very rumor mill right now for her.
I peeked ahead.
Oh, okay, good.
Currently, she's the president and CEO of the America First Policy Institute, which she formed with Larry Kudlow.
But I want to get to our next speaker, who is the best.
The little guy from Beetlejuice who is going to marry the two people at the end?
He's that thing, I'm just realizing.
He literally is that exact thing.
Disbarred Rudy Giuliani.
Mayor of New York.
America's mayor.
I want to watch the whole thing.
I know he can't, but he's so fucking stupid and nuts that I enjoy him, actually.
He's reached that level.
I don't find him to be a threat of any kind.
A lot of these people are.
They're scary.
He is so dumb.
He's so past it.
He's lost his mind so much.
He's not threatening.
He's just stupid.
He's just gone.
Yeah.
Yeah, and I will say that, like, his speech was not particularly good anyway.
I mean, like, with Trump standards, right?
I'll be honest, it was more normal than I thought it would be.
Yeah.
That's not the right word.
It was less fucking insane than I thought it would be.
Yeah, except, let's go to 122.40, and I think that this is worth talking about.
Okay.
Four miles from here, we had the worst terrorist attack in the history of our country.
Yeah.
I'll never, never forget that through all the pain and misery...
We came together.
Places of worship.
Hundreds of funerals.
Praying to God.
What's happened to God?
We don't pray to Him anymore?
We're not allowed to?
We're not allowed to?
We don't bring God back!
We don't come back!
Are we not allowed to?
I missed that.
September 11 was our darkest hour.
October 7 was Israel's darkest hour.
They are our best friend.
I worked for Ronald Reagan for eight years.
Ronald Reagan said, we have to be there for Israel always because they are always there for us.
What's a thing they've done for us?
Yeah.
Hamas is not there for us!
Iran is not there for us!
They wanna kill us!
And the Palestinians are taught to kill us at two years old!
They won't let a Palestinian in Jordan!
They won't let a Palestinian in Egypt!
And Harris wants to bring them to you!
To me?
They may have good people.
I'm sorry I don't take a risk with people that are taught to kill Americans at two.
Why would...
See, that's funny.
Why would they waste time and resources teaching Palestinians to kill Americans at age two?
You'd think...
I mean, even just go with your thing, Rudy.
You'd think they'd be more focused on Israelis.
Like, I don't think they would...
Something closer.
Yeah, like, it's like, what are the odds they're going to come across an American?
It's like, it's not.
Like, chances are slim.
Yeah.
So I'm just calling bullshit, just logically speak.
I don't think they do that.
I don't think they bother with that.
I don't think they...
I mean, they probably don't like us because we fund the powerful nation that subjugates them and is now genociding them.
That would be a reason that they probably wouldn't like us.
But I don't think they waste time teaching the children to kill us.
For one, all their schools have been bombed, so they can't do that.
They can't teach them anything.
Israel has ruined their entire fucking existence.
Yeah, I think it's also really interesting, too, that Rudy's piece here about, you know, like that Israel's there for us.
We always got to be there for Israel.
But so many of these speakers are talking about either not really getting involved or America first, you know, like, yeah, let's focus on Americans with this one carve out this one exception.
Yeah, yeah.
It's also, I think, voting related.
I think they think there's a constituency that they can get by supporting Israel.
But it is interesting because I don't know how much Trump cares beyond – I think Trump really doesn't care beyond just getting votes.
He did do the, like, moving – what was it they did?
Yeah, the embassy.
Whatever.
But that's entirely to try to get votes.
I don't think he actually cares about any of this.
And then I just want to do a quick little opening arguments crossover note that Rudy's daughter Caroline, who is not like her dad at all, she is pansexual and poly, and she actually serves on the board of the Chosen Family Law Center, a Diana Adams organization.
Yeah, isn't that cool?
Yeah, she seems awesome.
Well, that's good.
Good for her.
You know, come on dear old dads and talk about when your dad's sucking.
Yeah, oh my god, yeah.
We're also going to skip over the next couple of people.
I will mention who they are and like a couple things about them, but I really want to get to an incredible, incredible moment in this rally.
So the next speaker is Michael Harris or Harry O. He's actually the Death Row Records co-founder and I cannot pretend to know why he is doing the things that he is doing, but I feel like He is in Trump's camp because Trump is the one that commuted his sentence for drug trafficking at the very end of the Trump term.
As he was leaving, he had served like 30 years.
And apparently he had petitioned Obama twice and it wasn't commuted at that time, but Trump did.
And so I feel like this is some sort of loyalty thing going on.
Because I don't think, like, he says that school choice is part of the First Amendment.
The things that he says about, like, drug offenses is so counter to what the Republicans want.
The things that, like, are clearly values to him, I don't see.
They're not reflected in the platform.
They're not reflected in that party's values.
And so I just don't think he, I think that's the only reason why he's doing this.
But again, I can't pretend to know that for sure.
connection between fascism and misogyny.
And for any, not to single this person out, for any man supporting Trump, I question how much of it is sexism and misogyny is just wanting that patriarchal environment.
And it could be that.
I don't know this person at all, so I have no idea.
But like for literally any man who supports Trump, I think that could easily be a part of the equation.
Meanwhile, you know, Snoop Dogg affiliated with Death Row Records at the time and, you know, petitioned on behalf of Harris, Michael Harris, you know, is not voting for Trump.
So I don't know.
It's interesting.
But this man has decided to make his plan.
OK, so we're skipping through him.
All right, skipping through him, skipping through Sergio Gore.
He's the CEO for the Right for America PAC. He's known as the mayor of Mar-a-Lago.
So he's been affiliated with Trump for many, many years.
And the Right for America PAC was established as an additional PAC on behalf of Trump to kind of bolster the Make America Great Again PAC. But now we're going to go to David Rem.
So this is this old guy who looks like he's dying in a Trump red hat?
Yes.
He is a childhood friend of Trump.
And he actually tells the story, if you start at 14410, we'll hear about his childhood with Trump and how their paths crossed.
It was a very distinguished gentleman standing in front of me.
And he said, when I opened the door, kid, call your mom down, please.
I called upstairs to my mom.
Mom, there's some guy here.
Please come down.
And she came down.
And he said to her, I'm very sorry to hear about Joseph Rem's death.
I'm Fred Trump, Donald's father.
And my mom said, yes, I know Donald Trump went to Q Forest School.
He said, yes, Mrs.
Rem, but what you probably don't know is that I'm still on the Board of Trustees.
And this morning, I let Philip Rogers, who's the headmaster at Kew Forest School, know that from this day fold, I, Fred Trump, out of my own pocket, is going to be paying for your three children's tuition at Kew Forest because I don't want the kids to have to go back into the public school system.
Now, who would do that?
Except the President Trump's father.
And the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.
Can you imagine Camilla Harris performing a random kind, generous act like that?
Never!
Never ever!
What?
What are you talking about?
In fact, she is the devil, whoever screamed that out.
She is the Antichrist.
At her rally last week, she said that Jesus Christ's followers are not welcome at my rally.
She goes down the log to President Trump's rally.
Let me say this, and maybe I'm speaking for the President and I shouldn't, but I think that President Trump loves Jesus' followers at his rally.
And we have a crucifix, ladies and gentlemen.
And I think that President Trump, in what he has experienced, knows that Jesus Christ is King.
I was the victim of a violent, armed with a gun, carjacking.
Sorry.
And I'm lucky to be standing here.
If it wasn't for this man, Jesus Christ, I wouldn't be standing here.
You have to keep going.
The man that we have here in New York, Eric Adams, is a disaster.
Yeah, I agree.
I once called out Bill de Blasio.
This mayor is worse than Bill de Blasio and David Dinkins combined.
I agree.
Timely Dinkins reference.
I just want to say this.
The cross that I'm holding is the cross that my mother, Beatrice Ram, used to hold in the air when she prayed at night every night for Donald Trump and his family.
Because we knew three years ago that his life was going to be attempted to be killed.
Because they don't want to face Donald Trump in the ballot box.
So they'll do anything they can, imprison them, kill them, and I'm just gonna wrap this up, and I just want to tell President Trump that I'm fluent in Spanish, and I will follow you to the swing states, and I will speak in Spanish to the Latino voters, and I will make a difference!
Donald, you need the Latino voters!
The Latino voters will switch this election for your favor!
And I just want to drop an announcement here.
I decided I'm going to make a run for mayor of New York City.
Please go to David Rem.
D-A-V-I-D-O-E-M for mayor.
And I just want to say that we need to make New York great.
We need to make New York great again.
We need to make New York healthy again.
We need to make the world great again.
And I want to say, I love you, President Trump!
I love your entire family!
They give you nothing but grief!
And to the good media out there who won't show my story or won't back Donald Trump!
I love you, Donald!
God bless America!
And God bless the United States of America!
USA! USA! USA! First he wanted to bless the continent.
Oh my God.
This is just Eli doing a character.
Yeah.
It's brilliant.
I know Camilla, first of all, right?
Camilla Harris.
And then called her the Antichrist.
So his mayor website does not exist.
I have searched for it.
I can't find it either.
Yeah.
He announced his mayor candidacy, and he said, go to David Rem for mayor, and then didn't finish his thought.
And I've searched, and I cannot find it.
But it's even better than this.
So David Rem, turns out he's a little bit of like a MAGA agitator in places.
He's 60.
Isn't that a little young to be?
Yeah.
So here's the thing.
Donald went to that school 17 years before David Rem went there.
Two weeks ago, David Rem attended some sort of rally kind of thing, October 14th, and yelled from the crowd, your father paid for my tuition.
And then he says, three kids, 1974, Q Forest.
And then Trump points at him.
That was the first time they met, October 14th.
And then he was listed as a speaker at Trump's homecoming event.
And introduced as his childhood friend.
Childhood friend.
That's insane.
That's insane.
So this guy also, he kind of has, man, like you could kind of tell he's a little all over the place.
Yeah, yeah.
There's something wrong with this guy.
There is something wrong.
Like I felt bad for a second until it got so stupid and evil and funny.
It's nuts.
But he, like, he harasses migrants.
He's really a crappy, crappy person.
But back in 1991, so this is a shout out to the Handbasket Independent Journalism outlet.
They actually found a court record from 1991 for a person matching his name and birthdate.
David Rem was arrested for going to L.A. to Chicago.
He had a suitcase of 18 kilograms of cocaine, pleaded guilty to possession with intent to distribute, and...
Was sentenced to 151 months in prison.
I was like, how much is...
I'm really bad with the metric system.
So I'm like, what is kilogram?
It is a lot.
It would be probably about $2 million in 1991 for retail.
Yeah.
So that's a lot.
The handbasket makes a point saying, like, I don't really care about him having a criminal record, but it's just rich that they're constantly blaming migrants for the surging drug crisis.
And like, here's this guy who's pretending to be a childhood friend of his that was actually found guilty of trying to distribute cocaine across halfway across the country.
Yeah, just really incredible.
So David Rem, I'm going to keep an eye out and see if his mayor website ever goes.
Yeah, he's just got to buy the domain.
He's not a stranger to politics, though, because like he did attempt to run for Congress in District 14 of New York.
But he was also the campaign manager last year for a Republican City Council candidate from Queens named Jonathan David Rinaldi.
And this guy is a serial sperm donor.
And so one of the things that David Rem helped to try and like make well known is that, you know, Rinaldi wasn't vaccinated.
So he has superior genetic material and this will help fight corruption because he's going.
I think he had over 12 kids in two years from his sperm.
So Rinaldi specifically said, I'd like as many as God will give me.
Why put your entire bloodline into one child when you can spread it out?
18 is a holy number in Judaism and the next one is 36.
So I'll reassess then.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, so there we go.
This guy is unreal.
I'm too embarrassed to show you this Twitter post.
Oh my God.
This is from 2020, where somebody, Garbage Joel Fisher, that's probably some other MAGA activist or something, tweeted, why does Joe Biden's nurse wear a winter coat in the middle of July?
Because there's some COVID nonsense.
I don't know, fucking COVID conspiracy nonsense.
Mm-hmm.
And then David Rem replies, my nurse, nurse emoji, if that's a thing, wouldn't be wearing no thumbs down winter coat, coat emoji.
This would be preferred.
Oh, God.
And it's some sort of screenshot from like a porn where the nurse is standing over and a thong is sticking out.
Gross.
And she's like, what is that?
I did not see that.
What is that?
What?
That's so gross.
That is so deranged that I can't even...
I feel bad for him.
But the funniest thing is...
He's telling his tearful story.
And for a moment, I was like, okay, well, you know, maybe, yeah, people can have these experiences, you know, with even people who suck, where they do something nice for them and they're going to feel good.
That's going to happen.
And then he's like, it really truly was an Eli-esque character.
And he said that he couldn't let us kids go to the public schools.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
I'm back to thinking you're hilarious and not caring that you're weird.
That is so funny.
He's crying because of the public school system.
Oh, David Rem.
Wow.
That was incredible, hon.
That was...
Yeah, fun little story.
I'm glad...
I'll say this.
I am glad I watched him on One X Speed.
Yes.
That was that alone.
Got the full experience of David Rem.
Oh, boy.
That's incredible.
Hello!
Hello, Smiths!
Hold on.
Late-breaking, incredible development.
We have booked the David Rem.
The David Rem.
Not an easy get.
David, are you there?
I'm here!
I'm standing very, very far from my microphone.
Far as I physically can.
I want to show you something.
I want to tell you something.
When I was two years old, Ivanka Trump, Came to my house.
She said, David, you're not going to believe this, but you're on fire.
And she wrapped me in a blanket made of unborn fetuses and saved my life.
I want to show you something.
Give me a second.
Give me a second.
I gotta get it.
I gotta get it.
This is the noose my father used to hang himself.
Every night, he would swing back and forth from the ceiling.
And as he lost consciousness, with me holding his legs tight as I possibly could, he would say, I'll never be the man Donald Trump will be.
In approximately 62.3 years!
And that was...
I loved him for that!
I have a message!
I have a message!
Smith!
I speak a little Portuguese!
Not a lot!
Not conversational!
But I have the app!
I have the app with the gay owl and I'm going to say something.
And maybe I shouldn't speak for the Smiths here.
I think that gay owl is not welcoming the Smiths home.
Because it's a predator and it'll turn you trance.
Oh my god.
And I have an announcement.
I'm running for president now.
So that I can concede to Donald Trump.
Because conceding to Donald Trump would be the greatest honor of my life.
It hurts.
Everything hurts.
Yeah, everything hurts.
I forgot to record on my end of the podcast.
It's okay.
We have you.
I hope this is okay.
It works okay.
I have to go.
Thank you, David.
I'm going to go bow to the wall.
Who's in that direction Trump is?
Oh, boy.
Oh, God.
It hurts.
I'm going to barf.
Oh, so good.
Oh, my God.
Amazing.
There we go.
I'm so glad you watched it.
I'm so glad I watched it.
I think about it every day.
Top to bottom.
Top to bottom.
Every minute of it is perfect.
Perfect.
Yes.
100%.
If I had written that, I would stop doing comedy.
Yeah.
I'd be like, hey, just refer.
Have a chuckle at this bit.
What I was laughing about so much is when we first started playing the clip, I was like, oh, this is kind of okay.
Is this a mentally ill guy who had a meaningful moment with Trump?
And then he goes like, Eddie saved us from the public school system.
From the public school system?
From then on, it's perfect.
Who would do that?
It's insane.
Can you imagine Camilla?
Camilla?
Is Camilla Harris doing a thing like that?
No.
She's the Antichrist.
She's the Antichrist.
Incredible.
Well done.
Congratulations on your mayor campaign.
Thank you.
Presidency, yes.
Did you build that website?
No.
I spelled my name wrong.
When you go to my website, it's an unsafe site, which is so fucking funny.
You have to double tell Chrome to go there.
Wait, are you saying you actually found the website?
Yeah.
We couldn't get on it.
No, it didn't exist when we did it.
Oh, it's there.
It's there now?
Check it out!
Oh, big news, David.
David, are you saying David Rem?
Davidrem.com.
Davidrem.com?
Yeah.
It's just Davidrem.com, so it's not for mayor.
And it's the back end of his plus web post.
It might be a different, but we don't know.
It's 100% him.
I can't promise you much.
Oh, God.
Thank you, Eli Bosnick.
Most talented podcaster.
That is the best.
Goodbye!
Gonna be in heaven.
OK, what fresh hell is next for us?
All right.
Well, Dan Scavino was up next.
We're not going to really talk about him too much.
His speech was, you know, kind of pretty boring, but he was the White House deputy chief of staff for communications, served for Trump as the director of social media and is a political advisor now for his campaign.
Old white guy.
Following Dan Scavino, though, is Mr.
Stephen Miller.
Oh, fuck.
Architect of Trump's travel ban.
What a bummer.
One of his political advisors.
He formed America First Legal, which is the group that is representing Scott Gerber in his case against Ohio Northern University.
He's a real piece of work, this guy.
Oh, boy.
Yeah, this one, he's so evil and might be...
So damaging that it's like hard to want to make jokes.
And shout on behalf of all of you!
Fight!
And what was he fighting for?
He was fighting for your children, for your wives, your husbands, everyone that you love and know in the world.
The right to live in a country where criminal gangs cannot just cross our border and rape and murder with impunity.
Think about how corrupt and hateful and evil a system is that allows gangs to come into this country and rape and murder little girls.
I'm not just saying that.
You've read the stories.
It happens every day.
You read one of these heartbreaking headlines.
Who's going to stand up for our daughters?
Who's going to stand up for the girls of America, the women of America, the families of America?
Who's going to stand up and say the cartels are gone?
The criminal migrants are gone?
The gangs are gone.
America is for Americans and Americans only.
Yeah, that's that's pretty concerning rhetoric, I would say.
Yeah, America's for Americans and Americans Only is very close to a lot of the actual, like, fascist rhetoric from the 1939 rally.
Yeah, I bet.
So, you know, obviously you can always count on Stephen Miller to be incredibly xenophobic and anti-immigrant, and that's exactly what he delivered in his speech.
Next up is Steve Witkoff, the CEO of Witkoff Group, but previously he worked for a real estate law firm that represented Trump.
And so they have, you know, a business relationship that's gone for a long time.
Nothing really remarkable from him.
And then Byron Donald, who is a representative from Florida in the House, he was part of the Tea Party movement.
He is also an election denier.
And if we go to 2-13-16, we'll hear a little bit from him regarding Kamala Harris.
She broke the border.
She broke the border and doesn't even have the guts to tell you the truth.
But that's okay because the next president of the United States, he's gonna fix the border because he did it once and he's gonna do it again.
She unleashed the massive inflation that has made it harder for every working family in our country.
Thank you.
If she was around when I was a kid, it would have devastated my mom, who still lives in Brooklyn.
Hi, mom.
How you doing?
And you think she has an answer for the people who are trying to find ways to get ahead?
No, she doesn't.
Nothing but word salad.
I kind of like salad.
Everybody should have some.
It's healthy.
It's good for you.
But this word salad mess is demented.
It is meant to make you think that she's smart and you're somehow dumb.
The truth of the matter is, the common sense of the American people is what is needed today.
And that will be brought by Donald J. Trump.
There's one more clip I do want to play from this guy that gets some of the biggest cheers that I heard from the rally.
You know, like non-Trump speaker anyway.
But the last thing we're going to fix, and it's a big one, You see, I got three kids.
They're all boys.
And I'll be damned if you're gonna have some school tell my boys that they can now be girls.
Not on my watch.
Not on the watch of Donald Trump, I can promise you that.
We're gonna have common sense in America again under Donald Trump.
We're gonna get men out of women's sports under Donald Trump.
As I always say, I agree.
Get men out of women's sports.
Totally right.
Yeah.
So unsurprising, the anti-trans rhetoric is what is the meat to these people.
And they're just like absolutely enthralled by it.
It's exactly what they're looking for.
That is a very valuable part of you going through the hell of watching this entire thing, is seeing which issues resonate the most, because that is going to be what...
Trump is nothing if not very responsive to his audience, you know?
He wants to go where they want him to go, and...
And yeah, I mean, I think that's that tells you that it's almost like the bigger the cheers you're hearing, the more under threat, whatever that thing is.
Yeah, absolutely.
That's scary.
Byron Donald's just a little fun fact was blocked from joining the Congressional Black Caucus.
So he's kind of on his little lonely island.
Elise Stefanik was next.
New York representative.
She was the chair of the House Republican Conference.
She's the one who was responsible for grilling all of the college presidents regarding the Israel-Palestine protests that were happening on campus.
Feathering her cap about getting them fired, too.
She's someone who I feel like knows better, too.
Oh, she does.
She seems really smart.
When she joined Congress, she was, like, pretty moderate and moved to the Trump side.
Like, this is...
This is strategic for her.
Makes it worse for me.
It does make it worse.
It does make it worse.
And then she was followed by Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House, former attorney with the Alliance Defending Freedom.
His son, we all know, monitors his devices.
They don't masturbate together.
They don't masturbate together because they have to report if either of them is looking at porn.
Hey, son, want to not masturbate right now?
Sure.
I cannot believe that this guy's real.
I still don't think he is.
I think he's the default, like when you're making a congressman, like just the video game, it's just the default for the character creation.
And then you have to like, if you want to be anything different, you got to adjust it.
He's also just like a Colbert character or something.
Rule of law and peace through strength and fiscal responsibility, free markets, human dignity, secure borders.
But the other team doesn't anymore, my friends.
This is not your father's democracy.
I don't know how many people don't actually know who this is.
Like, genuinely, I bet you a bunch of this crowd is like, who the fuck is this guy?
He's not dynamic.
He's not entertaining.
And nobody cares.
None of these people actually care about the goings-on of real government.
They probably don't even know who he is.
They are now full-on to Marxism and Socialism.
They don't envision for us to save the founding principles and the greatest nation in the history of the world.
Instead, what they envision for us is that we would be some sort of European-style Marxist borderless utopia.
We all know that's a dangerous fool's errand.
You know what's going to happen in nine days?
The American people are going to let their voices be heard.
We are going to take this country back.
That's what the Democrats want?
Okay, Mike Johnson.
He will play a role in some of Trump's comments later.
You know, serious point.
Yes.
Not for nothing.
I doubt I'll have time for it, but I wanted to do the debate between Ben Stiller.
Ben Shapiro and Sam Harris.
And Ben Shapiro in that debate just casually throws out the like, yeah, Kamala, open border.
And it's like, no, that's just factually inaccurate.
I know.
I wish that people on the left have gone back and forth on this because I have thought that some of what Biden did may have been necessary to get reelected.
But it's just so hard to know because they've actually been very strict on the border.
There's no sense in which it's now an open border and under Trump it wasn't.
It's very similar what they're actually doing.
The fact that every single idiot on the stage, just about every single one, has talked about how the border is open now and that's what Trump's got to fix, just means that like, okay, moderating on that doesn't do anything.
The only thing is, it may just not do anything for this hard right crowd.
It might be that the centrists that maybe were trying to reach in some of these Rust Belt states, like maybe they are reached by the fact that Biden tried to do that border bill and then Trump didn't let him.
I'm not sure, but like, it's worth thinking about.
It may be entirely true that no matter what we do on the border or what a Democrat does on the border, they'll still be painted by Trump as open borders, open borders.
So it doesn't matter.
So might as well do something compassionate.
That would be nice.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
What was the next thing?
Vivek Ramaswamy.
The most irritating person in the world.
Yeah.
So we have a few clips from him because it's just, it's gold.
I mean, it's amazing.
Loved every second of it.
His entrance is really goofy, but we're going to go ahead and swing over to 233 even to hear what he has to say about identity politics.
Oh, that's going to be great.
Who is going to be more happy than everybody else in this room when that happens.
And that is going to be a man by the name of Joe Biden, actually.
He is so pissed off about what they did then.
And you know, he's thinking it, but I'm gonna say it.
Identity politics never works in America.
When you select somebody on the basis of their race and their gender, it always ends up being a disaster.
And I'm actually talking about Tim Walsh this time, by the way.
It goes both ways.
Listen up, guys.
Last year, I became the youngest person ever to run for U.S. President as a Republican.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
And I'll tell you something about my generation.
We are lost.
We are hungry to be part of something bigger than ourselves.
Yet we can't even answer what it means to be an American today.
We're in the middle of a national identity crisis.
I can answer that.
I was born here, so I guess I'm an American.
Faith in God, patriotism, hard work, family.
These things have disappeared, only to be replaced by wokeism and transgenderism, climatism, COVIDism.
Depression, anxiety, fentanyl, suicide.
These are symptoms of a deeper void of purpose and meaning in our country.
And right now we need to step up and fill that void with our own vision.
Answer, what does it mean to be an American in the year 2024?
It means we believe in the ideals of 1776.
It means we believe in merit.
That the best person gets the job regardless of their skin color.
That you get ahead in this country, not on the color of your skin, but on the content of your character and your contributions.
That's why we're done with the woke DEI agenda.
Bringing in meritocracy to America.
It means we believe in the rule of law.
And I say this as the kid of legal immigrants to this country.
What do you think about that?
It is pretty amazing.
If you are a soulless psychopath like this guy is, and you want to just ascend to power, a sociopath, and you want to just ascend to power, it's so funny to be seeing that message.
Because what that message is, is racism.
So it's really, it's just an interesting thing to behold.
That like, the thing he's saying is ostensibly anti-racism meant to appeal to Obviously, racists.
Like, it's so eerie to be like, yeah, we're bringing back not being judged by your skin, but content of character.
And, like, it is almost word for word what Martin Luther King might have said a time or two.
But what he actually means and what the audience hears is, finally, the fucking people of color no longer will get the extra edge that I believe they get because of Fox News.
Like, they will never...
Right now, black people, they get...
Free college and they get admitted first.
And now this guy, and it must be right because he's not white.
It's not racist because he's saying it.
It's like it's so fucking calculated and predictable and eerie.
It's just something to behold.
It really is.
Skipping a little bit to the end of his speech, 236-56, he does kind of like his sales pitch for Trump.
I'm going to give you one more reason to vote Trump, and it's this.
It's the one, the media in the back, they won't talk about this.
But they know it to be true.
Donald Trump is actually the president who will unite this country, actually.
And we don't talk about that enough.
America First includes all Americans, regardless of their race, their gender, or their sexual orientation.
Our message to black Americans tonight is this.
We want you.
What we want for every American.
Safe neighborhoods, good jobs, clean streets.
A country where you are judged based on the content of your character, not the color of your skin or your political beliefs.
That's the America we know.
Our message to gay Americans tonight is this.
You're free to marry who you want, if you want, without the government standing in your way.
But that doesn't mean that boys get to compete with girls in girls sports, or you do genital mutilation and chemical castration on our children.
Our message to every legal immigrant in this country is this.
You're like my parents.
But our message to every illegal immigrant, if you came legally, you get the same American dream that everybody else does.
Work hard, get ahead, make contributions to this country, love the nation, and that's our message to legal immigrants.
But our message to every illegal immigrant is also this.
We will return you to your country of origin.
Not because you're all bad people, but because you broke the law.
And the United States of America is founded on the rule of law.
Our message to my generation, the millennials, is this.
You were sold a false bill of goods.
You were told you'd become a gender studies major in California.
Somehow that gets you a head start on the American dream when it hasn't worked out that way.
Dead on your shoulders.
The Iraq and Afghanistan wars.
Yes, it's true.
You were lied to.
But we can't just be cynical about our country because this is still the last best hope that we have in the free world.
And our message to Gen Z is this.
You're going to be the generation that saves the country.
You want to be a rebel?
18 years old?
Stand up on your college campus and call yourself a conservative.
Be proud of it.
Say you want to get married, have kids, raise a family, and have a good job.
That's how we win in America.
We don't have to be this nation in decline.
We are still on our way up.
We're still that country where we will look our children in the eye and mean it when we tell them, you get ahead in the United States with your own hard work, your own commitment, your own dedication, and that you know what?
You are free to speak your mind at every step of the way.
That is the American dream.
That is what we are running to.
And that is what we get when we send Donald Trump back to the White House this November.
Thank you.
God bless you and the great state of New York and may God bless our United States of America.
Thank you God He's trying so hard to be Obama It's really funny.
Oh, yeah.
He does the exact same, like, intonations and stuff.
But he can't be too obvious, I think, because it's like he's studying a forbidden study of Obama because, like, obviously these people all hate Obama.
So it's like trying to do enough of it but not look like he's doing it.
You know, Ramoswani is interesting because I genuinely don't know.
Like, if Trump loses...
Mm-hmm.
I don't know.
But Ramaswamy, I think, is doing his best to provide that alternative now.
Like, I think it seems like he's dropped a lot of that sarcastic teenager tone he had in the debates, which was just intolerable.
I think he thought he was being Trump in that way, but just everyone hated it.
This speech is more along the lines of something that you might think would be successful, but he's not white.
And I just don't know.
Like, I just don't know if that works in the Republican Party, especially as it is now.
We have sorted more than ever.
Like we have now sorted ourselves into parties more than ever where more of the racists are on the right and less of them are on the left.
It just has been what happened with Trump.
And so I just don't know that they might be comfortable with him in a certain role.
They might be comfortable with him in a supporting role.
But I don't know that they'll ever, I think he'll be constantly striving to attain this thing that he never can because of racism that he's feeding into, he's using, he's trying to use it to reach a higher level of power.
But I think he ultimately will be limited by it, but I don't know for sure.
I'm not positive.
No, I think you're right.
I mean, do you remember back during the primary when someone was interviewed, I don't remember if it was the town hall or whatever, and they were like, I just, you know, his people did 9-11 and I just can't, I just...
Exactly.
Yeah, I do remember that.
Yeah.
Exactly.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
The party that you're trying to affiliate yourself with, they don't like you.
They don't like your race.
They don't like your ethnicity.
They don't like your heritage.
They like to use people of color for a purpose.
And when you're in there filling that role, they might cheer for you.
Right.
You step out of that, I don't think they will.
And you're their get-out-of-jail-free card kind of thing.
Yeah, that's the rule.
Yeah.
All right.
So, impossibly, there is still more to go, hon.
And we went out with a good one there, Vivek.
But there is so much more to get to, and we are pumping it out as fast as we can.
Who can we look forward to in the next iteration of this, hon?
Oh, man.
All right.
We have future health and human services czar, potentially, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Oh, God.
We got Tucker Carlson coming up.
We got Mr.
Hulk Hogan.
Oh, man.
There are a lot of great things coming on up.
Yeah, there's other people that you might not even realize are at this rally.
Yeah.
Like, for real.
All right.
Looking forward to that.
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Trump's travel plan.
Political advisor.
Travel ban.
Did I say plan?
Yeah.
I just, you know, his people did 9-11.
Goodbye!
Gonna be in heaven.
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