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Famous YouTuber Got Her PREGNANT And Then GHOSTED?! Boss Babe Makes Brian LOSE IT?! | Dating Talk #233

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With that, Seb, without further ado, we're going to have the guests introduce themselves.
So please tell us your name, age, location, occupation, and education.
Go ahead.
I'm Savannah.
I'm 24.
I do social work at a psych hospital and wildlife rehabilitation and OnlyFans.
All right.
Where are you from?
Tucson, Arizona.
Tucson, Arizona.
Okay.
And any education, like a psychology degree doesn't really matter.
A BS, BA?
Yeah.
From Arizona State, ASU?
U of A. U of A.
Okay.
It was a BA or a BS in psychology?
BA.
BA.
Got it.
Yeah.
What about you?
My name is Felicity.
I'm 18 from Santa Barbara.
I'm a dental assistant and I'm in business school.
All right.
Welcome back.
Good to have you back.
What about you?
Hi, my name's Katie Robertson, and I'm 21 from London.
I do OnlyFans full-time.
Okay.
Any school or anything?
University?
I left school.
Did you 18?
You finished the high school equivalent in A-levels, yeah.
A-levels.
Okay.
All right.
And you said you do OF?
Yeah.
How long have you been doing that for?
Three years now.
Three years.
And you do OF also?
No.
You don't?
Fan fix.
There's no.
Fan fix.
Okay, it's different.
There's no fixed.
Sav, you do OF, though.
How long have you been doing the OF Sav?
Three years.
Three years.
All right.
What about you?
My name is Alexis.
I'm 30 years old.
I am from Los Angeles, California, and I'm a fashion designer.
All right.
Any education, university?
High school.
High school.
Okay.
What about you?
My name is Carly.
I live in Temeka, California.
I am a private chef model, and I work in the cannabis industry as well.
Age?
31.
31?
Got it.
Okay.
Any school or anything?
I did like chef school, like culinary school for a little bit.
All right.
And are you like a private chef?
Do you work in a family?
I did private chef, yeah.
Okay.
All right, cool.
What about you?
Hi, I'm Priscilla.
Did we say you to say the age or?
Yes, age.
I'm 31, and I really want to promote my comedy.
I do comedy.
There's going to be a show at M Special, and my handle is Priscilla Goose.
If you like funny, irreverent, silly stuff.
All right, where are you from?
And then I'm kind of from all over.
I'm from my mom's womb.
That's the quality of jokes that you have in store for her comedy or stand-up comedy special.
You guys have to check it out for yourself.
She's from her mom's womb.
All right, that's what we're working with.
So, can you tell us, but like, did you grow up, like, where were you born?
So, I kind of grew up the first five years in like the ghetto of Long Beach.
And then, like, my mom was a crip.
The main streets.
My mom was a crip in Long Beach.
It's kind of crazy.
You should go on Priscilla Goose and check more on about the film.
Okay, that's enough.
Shameless self-promotion for Priscilla Goose.
Where people are silly.
Okay, thank you, Brian.
And any education, schooling?
No.
Nope.
But I do.
I'm a big fan of literature, the arts.
You're a fan.
Anything else you're a fan of?
You want to just tell us your favorite TV shows?
I like Seinfeld.
And you are or were a massage therapist, is that correct?
Yep, massage therapy.
What's the term for licensed massage therapy?
Licensed massage therapist.
I am in the business of making people feel good, you guys.
I manipulate them through their tissues and through their laughter.
Oh.
Okay.
I was going somewhere else.
Okay.
That's good too.
What about you?
Whatever you do is fine.
Hi, I'm Lydia.
I'm 24.
I'm from all about in Arizona.
I've lived all throughout the valley.
I am currently in school for creative writing, SNHU, and I work monitoring refrigeration alarms for grocery stores.
It's very easy, work from home.
And I'm writing a book.
And you said 24, right?
Yes, 24.
Gotcha.
25 next month.
Any university or anything like that?
Yeah, I'm currently at Southern New Hampshire University online.
I have like two terms left and then I'm done.
And what are you studying?
Creative writing.
Creative writing.
All right.
Because I want to be an author.
I'm working on a book.
Sweet.
What do you have a tentative title for the book?
Yes, it's the series is called Dicey Adventures because I want it to be like a trilogy.
It's going to be a sort of like YA fantasy book.
All right, cool.
All right, that's everybody's intro there.
We're going to go around the table once more, though.
What's your current relationship status?
If you're single, how long have you been single?
And what's the longest relationship you've ever been in?
Go ahead.
Single for four years, and longest relationship was two and a half years.
So the two and a half year relationship, is that the one that ended four years ago?
Yes.
Okay, who broke up with who?
I got dumped, yeah.
You got dumped.
Okay.
And why?
OnlyFans, actually.
Oh, so you started your OF?
You said when did you start it?
Four years ago.
Sorry.
Four years ago.
Yeah, so it was like around the time period.
That's why it ended.
So, wait.
When you first met your boyfriend, who you were dating for two and a half years, you had not had an OF?
Right.
And were you doing any other kind of sex work like stripping, dancing, sugar daddy shit or whatever?
No.
Towards the end of your relationship, though, you decided you wanted to start an OF.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then would you say that that's a major precipitating factor as to why the relationship ended?
That is why.
Yeah.
That's why.
That is the reason.
That is the reason.
And then, so, can you tell us a little bit here in terms of timeline?
Like, so you'd been dating for two and a half years, like a week before the breakup is when you're like, hey, I'm going to start OF?
Or like, what was the timeline for the breakup?
I guess it was a couple months.
It was talked about, like, mutually, that I was going to do OnlyFans.
I mean, he was the one that actually brought it up that I should do it.
So I started it, and then I don't think that he thought I would get a following from it.
And then I did, and he didn't like it.
So it was his idea initially.
Yeah.
Were you guys going to like split the proceeds, like work together as a business, or how was that going to work?
No, because I was just doing solo stuff still.
So he was like taking some of my pictures.
But I mean, he reaped the benefits.
Like I got to buy him stuff.
Oh, okay.
So I put it for like a sounds like two, three months only.
Yeah.
Okay.
And you've not had a relationship since then?
No, I haven't.
Have you dated?
Yeah, sure.
Have you, I guess what's the long, the past four years you've been single, what's the longest period of time you've dated a guy?
Probably a couple months.
A couple months?
Yeah.
Okay.
It's been like situationships.
Do you do BG content?
No.
Have you ever done any BG content?
I did like one video.
With your.
It was somebody I was talking to at the time.
Not your two and a half year relationship though.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
And wait, so hold on.
You.
So three months?
Is it safe to write something down?
Three months, like that's the longest in the past four years.
Okay, yeah.
And has doing OF, has it presented, excuse me, any challenges when it comes to dating?
Yeah, for sure.
Definitely.
Have you dated the fan?
No.
Never dated a fan?
Would you date a fan?
Not through OnlyFan.
No, probably not, actually.
Okay.
And when's the last time you've been on a date?
Okay, like a week ago.
Okay, so you're dating.
Yeah.
Do you have a roster?
No, I only talk to one person at a time.
One at a time.
Yeah.
There's never been any crossover.
No, I don't have time.
No crossover.
I don't have time for that.
You don't have time?
No.
Okay.
I swear.
But you're on dating apps, right?
Yeah.
Right.
But I like, You know, it's like just window shopping.
But like, you will go.
Have you ever had two dates in one day?
No.
Have you ever had like multiple dates in a week?
With the same guy?
Different guys.
No.
Okay.
So you'll kind of try one, see how it goes.
Yeah.
And then if it doesn't work, next one.
Yeah, like I'll give it 100%.
So there's not crossover.
Okay.
All right.
And do you disclose on the dating apps BTW?
I do OnlyFans, or is that something you wait a little bit like down the second date, third date, or do you tell them up front?
I feel like I usually tell them first date or before we go on a first date, but I don't put it on my profile.
Do you see when you tell them, like, in person?
Like, you tell them in person sometimes, right?
You can't see the face.
Do you see just the light leaving their eyes?
They're like, oh, my God, this girl, she's great.
She's so attractive.
And then like, I can see her hoo-ha for $5 a month.
That's $15.
Oh, $15.
Yeah, but yeah.
My mistake.
Definitely.
Just the light leaving their, do they still try to hit though?
Of course.
But there's something inside them that kind of dies a little bit.
Yeah.
Okay.
Interesting.
Okay.
Have you ever dated another person who's like a male sex worker?
Like a male OF dude?
I honestly just haven't met any.
Like I wouldn't be against it.
in arizona you said okay so you're like if you're in la you'd probably come across some of these guys but you're kind of what did you say what city Tucson.
Tucson.
Yeah, there's not much of that.
Probably not much of a male sex worker scene in Tucson.
Flagstaff goes fucking down.
Flagstaff is crazy.
It goes down in flagstaff.
They got a lot of weird stuff.
Phoenix?
Hold on.
That shit's crazy.
You don't want to go to a strip club and shit.
Shit, though.
Okay.
What about you?
I'm in a relationship.
My longest relationship is this one.
A year and a half, two years, somewhere around there.
All right.
Two years.
And the fanfic stuff.
Does he have a problem with that or no?
It's his idea.
Oh, it's his idea.
Do you split revenue?
No.
Like, does he take photos for you, though?
He will sometimes, yeah.
Okay.
Should we pull up the mug shoddies?
I don't know if that's embarrassing for me.
I don't want to embarrass you, but it's kind of.
We did that last time.
Are you cool with it?
I don't care.
Oh, yeah.
Pull it up.
That's it.
Pull up.
I think it's the TikTok.
We've got to go full screen on it.
Guys, she was on a couple weeks ago.
Start from the beginning, audio.
It's not a bad picture.
This 18-year-old woman in Tura County driving an Infiniti G37, or as police are now alleging, a deadly weapon, was chased by cops at over 100 miles per hour after also crashing into town before being taken into custody by cops in a dead end after she took her phone.
Great content.
In a pursuit that ironically started as a speeding violation.
CHP officers were notified of a pursuit coming into the Ventura area from Santa Barbara County just before 9 p.m. Saturday.
The driver at the wheel is alleged to be Felicity Hughes of Camarillo.
She eventually exited the freeway and went towards Autodrive Mall before she turned down a dead-end road onto a private wall.
She then made a U-turn and hit the gas before striking her patrol vehicle, leaving that cop car undrivable and an officer with minor injuries.
She was then taken into custody without further incident.
Hughes was charged with evading police and willful disregard and assault with a deadly weapon.
She was transported to Todd Road Jail in Santa Paul with a $50,000 bail set.
An on-seeing photographer for her who's tagged below the city.
All right.
Wow.
Nice.
Any updates on the situation there?
So I'm on diversion and basically just like waiting.
I just do whatever the judge tells me for the next like 20 months or something.
Okay.
And then, yeah, and then my charges will be dropped if I'm successful with the diversion.
Nice.
Good times.
You've been speeding at all recently?
No.
No speeding?
Okay.
You look beautiful.
Thank you.
That was great with you.
I probably have the best mug shot.
Thank you guys.
There you go.
All right, cool.
What about you?
So I've been doing OnlyFans for three years now, and I'm in an open relationship with my guy who we do the business together.
He helps me run my OnlyFans.
Okay.
How long have you been dating him?
Two years now.
Alright.
Is this your longest relationship?
Yeah.
So before, obviously, I've had like flings, but this is like a proper one.
He can do what he wants.
Obviously, I still meet other boys for content.
You do collabs and stuff.
You sleep with other men on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
For work, and then he does it for just his mental health.
You said it's an open relationship, though, so he's dating other women?
Not dating, like you can sleep with them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
As long as it doesn't get more serious.
Okay.
So two years, and he's cool with you, sleeping with other men?
Yeah, he edits the videos.
Do you wear protection with the other men?
Yes, if they're not creators, if they're in the industry, like other boys in OF industry, and they do tests, like the certs and stuff, then no.
So you do BG content?
Yeah, I do gangbangs, BG.
Gangbangs.
Yeah.
I just go that way.
And your boyfriend, he shoots with you sometimes too?
Sometimes, yeah, or and sometimes no, but we just, it works because we know what we're doing.
We do it for business, make the money, and that's that.
So, question, like, you'll go.
Do you guys live together?
Yeah.
Okay, so you'll go do a gang bang and then he'll like kiss you afterwards?
No, usually like the next day or something.
And he won't sleep with me again until I've got tested and everything.
You guys gotta wait to have sex until you've been tested.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then kissing has to wait a day.
Yeah, just because I feel it's like wrong.
It's wrong.
Why is it wrong?
Because I've just been like with another boy.
Or multiple.
Or multiple.
Yeah.
What's the largest bang you've done?
The largest I've done is like four or five men, and then I've done another one with like six, and then there's two girls, six men, and then me and another girl.
Okay.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
I think there are.
I'm not seeing in your con.
No, I'm just kidding.
But I started the OnlyFans.
Keep it up.
Only way.
Okay.
Can I ask a question?
Sure.
Yeah, of course.
What does he do for work?
Same thing?
He'll help me with my social media editing the videos that I do.
I reply to the chats on my OF, like me personally.
You reply to all of them?
Yeah.
He like will, if like I'm like, I don't know, ill or something, like take over, but it is me because I used to think getting an agency would work, like a management, but they take like 50%.
Whereas me and him, I pay him 30% of my wage.
So he's technically your employee and your boyfriend?
Yeah, and then we also have like five other people that work for us that do like the marketing, help, go like a group.
Wait, so he's typing to the dudes?
Only if I'm like ill or something.
It's not actually happened yet.
But he pretends to be you.
If I was like ill, yeah.
But that's never happened.
So he's like sexting with dudes.
That's me.
Like it's never happened.
He's never done that yet.
You said that he's messaging the dudes.
Like on my Instagram, like if I've wanted to do a club, but that would be me.
Like, I'll be there as well.
I'm not sure.
He said messaging on OF.
You said he does the messaging on OF.
Yeah, if I was ill, he's not done that yet.
Like, if I got ill or I was like, if he's ill, if I'm ill, say if something major happens, like, I couldn't physically get it.
Like, you have like chlamydia or something.
No, no, no, I'd still do that.
I don't know.
Say if I was in ill.
You don't take a day off.
No, I've not ever taken a day off.
Just take a couple pills and you're good.
Yeah.
So, what's like an illness that would get you to stop?
Like, if I had to have an operation, like operation.
Like, something major happened.
Like you get in a train accident.
Yeah, or like, I don't know, something mad.
You do that on purpose.
That has to make me be in hospital for a long period of time.
Okay.
That would be the only time I'd ever take a day off.
Like stage four syphilis or like what?
I don't know.
If I broke my leg and I was in hospital and I couldn't.
He'd be like doing all the degen like texting with he would step in and be like, sexting these dudes.
Yeah, because he knows how I speak, like text-wise.
Like he would be sending messages.
As a man, he would message men, oh, I'd really like to slurp you.
Like weird shit like that, right?
Like he would be taking it there.
Like if it was coming out of the mouth of a man, it would be like it would be gay.
But he's pretending to be a woman, so it's kind of I think it's because there's a lot of people out there that are my mates that have agencies that run and that.
I don't believe in that all the time, like fake chatting, because then their subs will pick up on it.
Okay.
Sav, do you have a typer chatter?
No, I do it on myself.
You do all the.
Yeah.
But if you did, you wouldn't admit to it, right?
Well, I mean, I probably would.
It's a lot of work, but.
No, what I mean is, is like if you did have a type or chatter, you wouldn't say, yes, I have a type or chat.
No, I send on my own stuff.
I mean, I'm not lying.
No, I know.
But if you did, you would lie about it.
Well, I don't know.
Maybe.
I'm just going to do a couple quick microphone.
Sav, could I have you just straighten your microphone a little bit?
Turn it?
Perfect.
And can I have you tilt your microphone down just a tad?
Perfect.
All right.
What about you?
Relationship status?
My relationship status is single.
Single?
Okay.
Longest relationship?
10 years.
10 years?
How long have you been single for?
A year.
One year.
Okay.
Is that the one that ended a year ago?
Who broke up with who?
It was mutual.
Were you guys at any point on and off?
Like doing the on and off thing, or it was like just 10 years, no breaks?
10 years, no break.
Boom.
Yeah.
Has it ever been long distance or just always in no.
Okay.
Who broke it?
You said it was mutual?
More so on my end.
More so on your end.
Yeah.
But he was understanding.
He was understanding.
He was under not that we wanted it, I guess, but.
Was he upset?
Or did he see it coming?
I would say he'd see it coming.
He's a smart man, so he saw it coming.
Yeah.
Does that upset you as a woman?
Like if you break up with it, especially if you've been dating him for a while and you break up with him and he's like, okay.
Don't you kind of like want him back a little bit, right?
You know, like he's just kind of like, wait, what?
You're not.
You're not going to cry.
Actually, I tolerate as much as I can until I just can't anymore.
You kind of check out before you physically check out.
Okay.
Definitely.
So if he was like, why?
What would you say to him?
Or what did you say to him?
I guess it was, you know, he just, at the end of the day, needed to do better for himself.
Okay.
And that would pretty much trickle onto his relationship with other people.
And me included.
Is that?
Alcohol?
No.
Drugs?
Meth?
Not at all.
Heroin?
Not at all.
None of them.
Not at all.
Video games?
Not at all.
Masturbation?
Nope.
Prostitutes?
He's like, what else?
It's just self-improvement, pretty much.
Oh, he went to too many like Tony Robbins.
No, just self-improvement.
Just, you know, when you hit a certain age, you just got to make sure that, you know, you put your best foot forward when it comes to.
He worked at McDonald's?
No, actually, the complete opposite.
He's a G?
No, he's a rapper.
A rapper?
Yeah.
Famous?
Semi.
SoundCloud?
No.
They have rappers at McDonald's?
No, actually, he's a signed music artist to Interscope.
Are you a rapper also?
No, not at all.
Is he a white guy?
White rapper?
No.
Black.
Black, okay.
Kendrick?
No, no, no, no.
Kendrick co-scopes.
Kendrick co-signed him?
No, no, not Drake at all.
Kanye?
No.
Can you say?
No, no, no.
I'd rather not.
Okay, that's fine.
That's fine.
Can you...
Lyrics?
You want to drop a couple lyrics?
Okay, good.
I'm okay.
But so, wow, you were waiting a monogamous relationship with a rapper?
Yeah, rapper, singer, songwriter.
He does music for other people as well.
I didn't know rappers only had sex with one woman.
I didn't know that was a thing.
I thought they just, they just, wait, was he cheating?
He cheated the first, like, you know, 10 years of our relationship.
No, no, no.
First, I would say like year, maybe two.
First year.
Yeah.
And then he kept cheating, but you didn't find out.
Actually, no.
He cheated like the first, second year of our relationship.
And then hid it, and then hit it, and then told me several years later.
He hid it?
Yeah.
Wait, the other?
No.
Hid you?
No.
What?
Like him?
Oh, I thought you meant hid the information.
Hit it.
Okay.
So he hid it from you.
How did you find out like the years later?
He told me.
He said it.
Well, you know what?
Us girls, we tend to find out before we actually know.
Did you snoop through his phone?
Yeah, absolutely.
Snooping.
And some of these girls are ruthless, so they'll post it.
Okay.
Yeah.
If I knew another rapper, could I set you up with him?
No.
Or are you done with rappers?
I'm good.
You're good on the rappers.
What about other musicians?
Like, if I knew like a jazz guy, would you deal with a jazz guy?
Probably not.
Not a jazz guy.
What about like emo music?
No, I'm good.
But it's a small audience because he's doing emo music in 2025.
No.
Like My Chemical Romance type shoot.
I love My Chemical Romance, but did you have an emo phase?
Oh, yeah.
You swooped.
Did you do the emo swoop and bangs?
Yeah, absolutely.
Wait, so okay.
What about a professional athlete, like an MBA or NFL player?
Nah.
I think that's a good jump from rapper.
Because they cheat also, but they're physically fit and don't have face tattoos, usually.
Oh, without face tattoos, huh?
Oh, do you have a face tattoo?
I do, actually.
Oh, is it hidden?
Where is it?
Oh, it's actually fading.
It's face tattoo.
Oh, show it.
In the process.
Let's see it.
And no, there's makeup on it.
There's makeup on it.
What is the fit?
What is it?
Can you just say?
That's a yin-yang symbol.
A yin-yang.
Yin-yang.
Yeah, and he had face tattoos as well.
Athletes typically don't have the face tattoos.
Not necessarily, actually.
Sometimes they do, though.
Sometimes they do.
Athletes have face tattoos as well.
Can we get you set up with like a software engineer?
Like a little software engineer or something?
Maybe.
I'm probably good on a software engineer.
You've had bad experiences with somebody else.
No, no, no.
No.
Once you've dated a famous rapper, it's kind of like you can't date a normie, right?
No, no.
I like a normal guy, I guess you can say, but I like a smart guy.
Huh?
And so, but anyways, he cheated on you in the beginning of the relationship, but at the end, did he start cheating again?
No, You just held resentment for the 10 years.
I'll be honest.
Yeah, I definitely held resentment.
But, you know, as you get older, things happen in life to where you're like, I'm a different person.
Right.
Okay.
Did you go on tour?
Was he on tour?
Like, was he a touring musician?
No, I actually was on tour.
Oh.
And he cheated.
You were on tour?
Yeah, I was DJing for a month.
Oh, okay.
You do music?
No.
No.
I don't do music.
DJ.
I DJed for a music artist.
I see.
Okay.
Huh.
Good times.
Yeah.
So that made him a little on the insecure side.
Was it an international tour or just continental U.S.?
Yeah.
Not international?
Yeah.
Okay.
So you've been single for a year.
Have you been doing any other dating in that time period?
Have you had a rebound?
No rebound.
Women?
Have you tried women?
No, absolutely.
No women.
Absolutely.
Oh, absolutely.
No, no, no.
You got something against?
No, no, no.
Excuse me, there's no safe space for LGBTQ people.
No, that's cool.
But me, no.
No, I'm a little shy girl.
Okay.
But any other prospects?
I went on a date.
I don't know if I'd call it a date, but sneaky link?
No, no.
No.
A drunken sexcapade?
No.
No.
So what would you call it?
No, I guess just a friend.
A friend?
Yeah.
Does he rap?
No.
Huh?
Is he in a gang?
No, not at all.
No.
Okay, just checking.
Thank God.
So, okay.
Longest period, like longest you've dated a guy since the breakup?
Longest I didn't know.
Like a two-week, two-month.
Nothing.
No.
Okay.
Is there a guy in the picture currently?
Not necessarily.
Your friend just threw you off the bus.
Have you hung out with him in person?
Yes.
Okay.
Dope.
That's cool.
I'm happy for you.
I'm really happy for you.
And so, wait, you dated him from like 19 to 29?
The rapper?
Yes.
I did.
And we lived together too.
Was that?
We lived together too.
You lived together.
Does he have any baby mamas?
None.
That you're aware of?
Who knows?
There could be some out there.
No.
No, he wasn't like that.
No, he wasn't that wild.
Sweet.
All right.
Cool.
Well, thank you for sharing.
That was great.
What about you?
I'm currently dating someone.
I would say my longest relationship was three years.
Would you say you're in a relationship currently?
I don't think there's a title necessarily, right?
At the moment, no.
Okay.
I was talking to him, dating him.
So you just met him, kind of.
Yeah, it's fresh.
Fresh?
Yeah.
I'd say definitely fresh.
When did you meet him?
I'd say about a month ago.
Okay.
So, yeah, one month ago.
Longest relationship?
Was three years.
Three years?
Okay.
Who broke up with who?
Three years.
It was more me leaving that relationship.
It was a relationship that lasted a lot longer than it ever should have.
I was a bit young.
He had a daughter.
I was like stepmom-flesh, wifey, nanny, the whole thing.
So I learned a lot in that relationship.
I was very young, and I kind of haven't really been in like a serious relationship since.
Just been doing me.
Yeah.
All right.
And in the, you said you've been single for like prior to this most recent guy.
I've been single for a year and a half, probably.
A year and a half.
And the three-year relationship, but that was a long time ago.
Yeah, it ended back in 2018.
Okay.
He definitely still tries to call me.
I never answer.
He still hits you up.
Yeah, he has a few times.
Has he ever left you a voice note of him crying and sobbing?
Not a voice now, voice males.
You get weeping, sobbing, voice.
Not necessarily weeping, sobbing, but him just trying to get a hold of me, getting tired.
The shaking in his voice.
I mean, yeah, a little bit.
I mean, I would be shaking too if I would have lost me.
He fumbled, is what you're saying.
A thousand percent.
He fumbled.
I always try to come back when they realize.
Yeah, all right.
Cool.
All right.
How did you meet this new guy?
Dating app?
No, I've actually never been on a dating app.
It's never been my thing.
Wait, what?
Where did you meet him?
I met him in Vegas.
I was working at the champship.
Yeah, the rehab club in Vegas is Bright isn't that.
I was working at the convention for a convention show for champs.
It's like a big weed vape convention.
Okay.
And he was one of the main owners of the company I was working for.
Yeah.
I really like him.
Cool, cool.
What about you?
Yeah.
I think that I've been single for like three years now.
Okay.
Longest relationship?
Five years.
Five years.
And is that the one that ended three years ago?
No.
That one was like two years.
Okay.
Who broke up with who in the two-year relationship and the five-year relationship?
The five-year relationship was mutual.
And then the two-year relationship was one of those things where, like you were saying, it should have ended way faster than it's Square Peg trying to fit a round hole.
Right.
It doesn't work.
All right.
What about you?
I am married.
I've been with my husband for a little bit over six years.
We've been married for two years.
We started dating when I was 18.
All right.
Nice.
Cool.
All right.
That's everybody's relationship status.
We have a chat coming in here from Clan.
Sorry for the delay, Clan.
Clan donated $200.
4, 4, 0, 5, 5, 4, 1.
From right to left.
Okay.
Now rate yourselves, please.
Would love to get the delusional thoughts out early.
I mean, normally we save this for a little later on in the show, but since he prompted it, Gorlock the Destroyer also asks, ask everyone to rate their own looks.
Rate your own looks on a scale of 1 to 10.
You can't pick 7, starting with Sav.
Is it Savannah?
Yeah.
Okay, Savannah.
Why can't I pick 7?
7 is off limits.
It's an unlucky number.
It's bad juju.
It's bad.
That was a good number.
We have the cry.
You see these crystals here?
No.
1, 2, 3, 5, 5, 6, 7 crystals.
We can't have the number of people.
Seven crystals stops nasty number seven.
Okay, then I'm going to rate you.
You can do it.
No, let's not do that.
You get a 10.
How about you know what?
And I'll rate everyone here.
Stop.
Why don't you rate yourself first?
I'll write myself a 10 as well.
So she's a 10.
Go ahead.
You're also a 10.
Since I can't do 7, I'll do 6.
Okay.
6.9.
I need 0.5s.
I can't.
Okay, so only about 0.5.
6.5?
Okay.
An eight.
Eight?
Okay.
Yeah.
And eight.
Eight.
I'd say 11.
Okay, 11 value, right?
Yeah, 10.5 10.5?
Okay.
Probably like a 5, maybe a 6 on a good day.
5.
You need to lose some weight.
10.5.
Maybe a 6.
Okay, I'll give myself a 5.
10.5.
All right.
Thank you, Clain, for that.
So, okay, we got a 10.5 and then 11 and then a couple eights to 10.
11?
5.
0.5.
My favorite number.
10.
Well, that is.
My lucky number.
The scale caps off at 10, so I'll just give you 10.
10 it is.
10s.
Wow.
Okay.
So.
Are these tiny dildos?
Or what are those?
Those are crystals.
And I'm going to fucking put you in one of those crystals.
It's more of a butt plug than a dildo.
I don't know what kind of weird sex toys you've been using.
But trust me, you don't want that anywhere near.
It's more of like a butt plug than a dry.
That's definitely crystals.
Wait, feel our chakra.
I got a question, though.
So if we.
How do I frame this?
So wait, we got two tens here.
So.
0.5.
Do you.
I want.
You guys can be brutal on this.
Do you think she's as good looking as you?
I think that we're both stunning women.
I mean, I think we both have pretty looks, but I'd say I've never asked to ask that question a little much.
Hey, just say with your chest.
Let's hear it.
What if we use the crystals to see whose vagina is tighter?
And then we could rate it based on that.
Never know what people are going to say sometimes.
Oh, wait, are we rating our looks or are we rating our personalities?
Bro, are you just.
Are you okay?
Sep rate yourselves.
Doesn't it mean like our inner stuff?
But here, let me help you out a bit.
Let me get you caught up to speed.
I'm going to get you caught up to speed, okay?
Okay, I'm there.
I'm with you.
Ask everyone to write that.
You see that in the capital, capitalized, looks.
And then I said it a couple times.
Oh, okay.
How do you rate your looks?
I'm definitely a 10.
I'm definitely a 10.
Wait, so you thought she was very model.
Wait, so you were including personality.
So you're saying that personality is a little bit of a double-clicking.
Nah, I'm a 10 out of 10.
Personality.
But you said you're an eight.
I just like to leave room for improvement.
That's right.
You can't be aware of that.
Okay, we got three tens.
I would say there's seven.
There's eight.
And the boys in the back, we're all tens.
We're all beautiful.
Oh, equality.
Equality is great.
Everyone's different.
All beautiful.
Okay.
Wait, so.
We're all tens.
All tens.
Even men?
Are all men tens?
I mean, no.
No.
To her, yes.
But are all women tens?
To me?
Or to her?
To you.
Because you said we're all tens.
I mean, No, no.
Nah?
No.
Not all men and women are tens.
Oh, okay.
But you said all of them.
But it is what's that word?
Subjective.
It's subjective, right?
I agree to a degree.
Because, like, what you may think is a 10-minute in a woman, right?
Well, I mean, then there's like different beauty standards when it comes to your geography.
Like, in Asia, it's going to be different.
In Africa, it's going to be different.
Yeah.
But I mean, if you look at, you know, a more reduced scale, like Western countries, or you look at the United States, for example, I think people can come to like, if you took the average answer of a thousand men or a million men or whatever it is, and they had to like rank order like a hundred different women, there would be like some variance on the individual level.
But like you would actually, you would start to see patterns where like, okay, this woman's ranked higher than this woman, this woman's ranked lower than this woman.
So I mean, that starts to get a little bit into a more objective territory.
Yeah, I agree.
Okay.
So, Priscilla, you're a 10.
Thank you.
No.
There was like a question mark.
It was like a question mark at the end of that.
To the tens at the table.
Do you guys think when it comes to your looks that you're on par with the most beautiful women in the world?
I mean, yeah, I don't think it's just like my looks.
I think it's like my personality, my energy, and what just looks.
Yeah.
I think so.
Yes.
Not just looks, also, vaginal circumference.
I don't know who measures their vaginal circumference, but I sure as hell does.
But do you think that's like, you got to realize most women have tight vaginas?
Like, you think that's.
I'm doing giggle.
I do that.
Just this topic, little.
But do you think you're on par with the most beautiful women in the world?
When you say on par because and you're just measuring it from.
Yeah, I'll do the Google definition of on par.
On par is an idiom that means something is equal to or as good as something else.
Oh, absolutely.
And some are obviously, well, I would say the most beautiful people in the world, and I'm measuring my looks against their looks, then obviously the more effort, money, energy you can spend on being beautiful, and they spend that.
And then I'm not going to say that I do, or that I can.
So if they're putting their energy towards that, then I'm going to commend them for that and be like, yes, they're more beautiful than I am.
So you're not going to be able to do that.
I just read the thing that popped up one there.
What did it say?
The chair 6 needs to lay off the Xanax.
It's not Xanax.
Wait.
It's not popped up.
It's marijuana, you guys.
Not Xanax.
Wait, is Xanax like a.
What is that?
It's a.
Okay.
Is it for depression?
It's a thing you probably shouldn't take.
Is it for depression?
Oh, best I give you a Xanax.
We'll take that.
Wait, so I'm sorry.
That was a lot of prattle.
But so the.
Sorry.
What?
But you said, okay, so women who have more time and money to like get makeup done, get surgeries, they're more attractive than that.
I'm just trying to understand what you were saying.
Right.
If that's your whole thing, you're the most beautiful woman in the world, then obviously I'm going to be like, that woman is beautiful.
She's done everything to look as beautiful as she can, and I commend her for that.
I'm glad.
Oh, go ahead.
Sorry, I was going to just say, but not every woman has to do something to their body or looks to be beautiful.
They could be naturally beautiful.
Like, there's women out there that do that.
There's many that want to look a certain way, like a Kim Kardashian and stuff, but some women are just like born naturally beautiful all the way around and inside and out.
They cannot, they could wear makeup or they cannot wear makeup, and they still look beautiful, gorgeous.
But they're still gonna have to work out and be healthy.
They're still gonna have to drink water.
They're still gonna have to drink water.
Drink water to survive.
Enough water, like a lot of water.
They're still gonna have to do like skincare.
That means you take care of yourself, though.
That's a good thing.
Right.
I feel like there's different types of people.
You don't have to do that necessarily to look beautiful.
Can I say something on what you were saying earlier with the when you go to different cultures, maybe there will be a different beauty standard?
Like, for example, like in China, I think I want to say China, they think that big lips are not beautiful.
Like really small feet, too.
Right.
What the fuck?
But like in Western society, we think that big lips are beautiful.
And then like in some cultures, people think that like very large women are beautiful and very skinny women are not beautiful.
Which culture is that?
There's different like there's actual tribes that when the man and the woman get married, they will have the woman in a hut and then they'll just have them drinking milk, like gaining weight to be their most beautiful for the wedding date.
I mean there was something also said like in your, in like historical European cultures where like, most of the populace was the peasantry and everybody was like super poor, that like a plump, chubbier woman was seen as more like attractive because it had something to do with, like she could afford food, basically.
But like that has more to do with like a very specific and narrow, like like a survival mechanism versus um uh, I mean generally speaking uh, perhaps there are these tribes and I don't know whatever they call fat, chick or whatever.
But right, typically most men, most men and most women are attracted to physical fitness in a partner and that would entail like being relative, having a relatively low body fat or like a healthy body fat.
So I'm not really interested in talking about like African tribes and shit.
I mean, just because it doesn't really pertain to the topic.
I'm just saying that beauty is pretty subjective and it does.
It depends on the, the norms at the time.
It depends on the media that you're consuming, like what, what you're looking at, like a lot of people like thin eyebrows, thick eyebrows um, you know what I mean.
It changes over the times.
Yeah, I mean, I'll grant I already granted, though that in Asia has a different beauty standard than in the United States.
However, it has to keep up with consumer.
However, I would say a woman who is, who is assessed like if.
If we took a million men in the United States and we showed them an American woman and their average ranking of her was like she's a nine, she's a ten, I'm fairly confident that the physical attractiveness assessment in an Asian country or African country they're not gonna rate her a three.
The things that make her attractive in the United States are, while there could be some variances, are going to carry over to those other cultures and people in Asia and in Africa or wherever are going to also find her attractive.
Maybe she's not like the same, maybe she gets knocked down a point or two, but it's not like, oh my god, you're ugly.
Yeah, I mean, there's also like personal preference is always going to be a thing, right?
Some people are attracted to one race over the other, body type, whatever.
But there's things like the golden ratio and like all of that that make it objective.
Like, yes, like I can look at Felicity and say she's gorgeous, and then but then someone could like put her up with the golden ratio and then be like, yeah, it's because she's symmetrical.
It's because her eyebrows are in a certain place or whatever, right?
There is some objectivity based on like our biology and evolution of whether or not someone is attractive.
So there are factors that you can use to judge yourself other than like, well, I think that I look pretty because everyone should think that they look pretty, right?
Like it's a self-esteem thing.
But you can think you look pretty and also acknowledge that you're a five or whatever, right?
Not you, just like general you in general.
Let me let Clan come in here.
And then we have Clan donated $200.
Shocker.
Inability to live in reality.
Even drunk, not one of you is a 10.
So guess we ain't getting rid of the delusion.
Can anyone explain the Cold War?
All right, starting with Sav.
What explained the Cold War?
I don't know.
Yeah, what it's like.
I can't.
How about when was it?
I don't know.
Okay, Felicity?
I'm good.
Cold War.
I'm good.
I can tell you it was very...
Here we go.
1917.
That's 1917 was the Cold War.
Okay.
Sounds right.
Does anybody guess on the date of the Cold War?
1976.
1976.
Okay.
What about you?
1976.
I don't know.
I'm just throwing numbers out there.
19.
Okay.
Anybody?
Go ahead.
1970.
It's probably earlier than that.
What's the Cold War?
Do you have your drums?
Go ahead, go ahead.
Everybody was wearing mittens.
It was really good.
Go ahead.
I don't know when it was, but it was Russia and the U.S. threatening to nuke each other and they didn't because if one did, then everyone would die.
She got it.
I was the wrong way.
1917.
Is that right?
Yeah.
That's why she's married.
What's the date?
Not even, not even.
What is it?
Not even close.
Actually, 1976.
You know what?
I'm an expert on World War I. You asked me the dates of World War I, World War II.
I know.
Cold War, let me get you the exact dates because I don't want to.
I don't want to, you know, 1947 until 1991.
Oh, so she was what?
So you were technically in that range.
So I'll take it.
Sweet.
It was a period of global geopolitical rivalry between the United States and the Soviet Union, the USSR, and their respective allies.
Ended in 1991.
And it was characterized by political and economic rivalry, espionage, and proxy wars.
And also, are they able to upload a picture of themselves so we could rate them?
Yeah, because I mean, I'd be like, send us a photo.
I'd love to see you.
You know what?
On this, though, Michael Jones, this is below the threshold, but what would the average of 100 men?
Yeah, we'll do that.
So what would the average of 1,000 men rate you on a scale of 1 to 10, starting with you?
Eight.
Eight?
Wait, so it goes up?
Yeah, sure.
Okay.
All right.
Because you said six.
Yeah.
Okay.
I was just saying humble.
And you ranked yourself six?
Yeah.
Okay, so it stays the same?
Um 8.5.
8.5, so goes up.
Because you said 8, right?
Okay.
Yeah.
So you gave yourself a 10.
What do a thousand men on average give you?
Would rate me?
Looks, yeah.
Eight.
Eight, okay.
Eight, nine?
Eight, nine.
Eight point nine.
So nine, nine.
Okay, nine.
I'd say nine, nine point five.
Nine, nine point five.
Okay.
You didn't specify on looks this time.
He means looks.
It's all about looks on this podcast.
So you know what it's all about.
No, is that all that matters to you people?
Can you not bang on the table, lady?
Okay, so I know.
I'm pretty sure I said looks.
Did I not?
Damien, did I not say look?
This time, I don't know if you specified.
I mean, it's kind of implied because that's been a little bit different.
Because that's all we care about.
No, it's not.
Come on, like logic.
You guys are a bunch of ladies.
Obviously, we're going to talk about your looks.
Okay.
Okay, it's an entailment of the previous conversation because it's contextual.
So it's like if that's what we're talking about, yes, it's like there's an implication there.
Oh, okay.
10.5?
Oh, my gosh.
Do you want to stop trolling and give an answer?
So you think, and that's.
I'm just a lady.
I don't know math.
A thousand guys?
That's a lot of guys.
How many balls?
A thousand guys?
Two balls per guy?
Bro, you're not funny.
You're like not funny.
I know you're trying to be funny.
You're paying all of them.
I know you're trying to be funny, but like, answer the question.
10.5, final answer.
Moving on.
Is that your.
So you think 1,000 men would rate you at 10?
0.5.
Why are you, but you've been single for three years.
Oh, that's because all men are going to rate you a 10.
But you're struggling on the body.
That's how you feel what?
I'm very.
Yes, because I'm just going to go after every single guy that I date.
Add in your personality.
Does it, if you add in your personality, does it go down?
Your rating?
10.5.
Bro, why?
You've been asking to come back on.
Like, why are you answering in bad faith?
I'm just going to call you out right now.
Why are you being in bad faith?
It's not bad faith.
I'm just showing you.
You got your genuine.
I'm making a point.
I'm making a point that I don't think that it's healthy for men to view women like this, and I don't think it's healthy for women to view women like this either.
I'm just making a point.
I'd love to engage you.
That's a fair position.
I'll engage you on it.
Oh, thank you.
Would you date a guy who's shorter than you?
I don't think the standards are bad either.
Like on your little list.
Hold on.
I'm not going to let you evade the question.
Answer the question.
Would you date a guy who's shorter than you?
Okay, can you tell me how that pertains to me saying how about you answer the question?
I'll answer your question after you answer my question.
Answer the question.
I need more water.
Answer the question.
It's very dependent on the person, the circumstance, the connection.
I mean, you've already given me kind of the answer I was looking for just by that explanation.
So you're saying it's dependent on the person, ergo.
If he is shorter than me, he has to make up for it via other metrics.
No, I'm saying I'm not going to go for someone because they're shorter or because they're taller.
I'm just going to go for them.
I'm just.
Honestly, I prefer.
I do prefer taller guys.
That is something that I'm going to do.
Okay, so you do prefer what, like what?
I like tall men.
I like big men.
You mean physical size too?
Yes.
Okay, so like physically strong?
Yeah, I like that.
What did you write here?
You said you're so you're five foot four?
You're five foot four and I put five ten.
Five ten.
Okay, so would it be your preference to date a guy who's five foot three?
It would not be my preference.
Oh, that seems a lot like a judgment about a physical character, like a physical trait.
It's not the full person.
I'm not saying, oh, he cannot be a 10 because he's 5'1.
I wasn't asking you that.
Just relating to this.
But you say, wow, it's a really bad way to look at women, but you've just done a categorization of men based off of physical attribute.
I don't have any problem with men or women having preferences when it comes to looks.
I don't need that.
Being able to be like, this whole rating thing boils down to this.
If you have two people, like women do this, men do this, which one's better looking?
Okay, I'm going to date the better looking person.
You've just rank-ordered.
I know you don't.
I don't believe that.
I don't believe that.
What's not to believe?
But there's a lot of people in the world, but it's like, say if it was only two people.
It's between like a 5'3 man and like a 6'4 man.
And the 5'3 man had all the heart and he had the character.
And the other guy was just vain and only cared about.
Oh, I've got the perfect question then.
5'3 guy, and he's great with the guy who's just the same, but he's 6' Exactly the same?
Sure.
They're the same person.
Sure.
Then I would pick the bigger one.
Oh, okay.
But you're making a determination and you're rejecting the dude based off of a physical characteristic.
But people are way more complex than, oh, you're just, you're better than that person.
It's like how you match up, how you, your chemistry, how you go together.
Like, that's what matters, like, how you match with someone.
Can I add something real quick?
Sure.
So if you're at a bar and you see a dude who is objectively a two and you see another dude who's objectively an eight, which one are you going to?
Neither.
Right.
But like you have to pick one.
Which one are you going to?
Not kidding.
it is interesting because with dating apps nowadays all you can just do like you could just look at the person visually and and then whatever they have to write about themselves so it's very difficult because once you meet the person you see that their energy is way different then yeah but we're talking looks just looks You don't know anything about the personality.
They're deaf, mute, and blacks off.
They can't tell you anything about them.
Right, and then as soon as you might approach the smaller person and have a great time with them, or you might approach the bigger person and have a terrible time.
Right, like neither.
Yeah, looks-wise, which one would you approach?
I mean, I get it, women don't usually approach, but which one would you approach in this hypothetical?
Yeah, I guess looks do get people in the door, but it's the personality, the heart, the integrity, the character that makes the person who they are.
And that's what I care about most.
I mean, that's a great way to like try to obfuscate and shift away from the original objection that I had.
You can throw out a bunch of these empty platitudes, like, wow, it's the heart that matters, but that doesn't really pertain to the conversation in which we were just having when you're saying, I'm gonna troll and just be kind of not be good faith with my answer because I object to men making physical assessments of women's beauty.
No, but they can rate me how they will.
I'm just not going to give them an end to say, oh, it's like, what does it matter what I say?
You're all going to have your own opinion.
And that's valid.
Yes, but you were trying to make a point as well.
Right.
And I'm trying, right?
I am.
What's the point you're trying to make?
I just think it's interesting because if you got a bunch of men in here, like, would that be the thing that you ask them?
Yeah, sure.
If I ever did a panel like this, I would ask the exact same question.
And you know what?
None of them would say they're a 10.
They'd all be like, they'd be super humble and they'd be like, yeah, I'm a 5, 6, 7, whatever.
None of them would be like, oh, I'm a fucking 10.
Plus, it's the audience that asked the question, not Brian.
You know what?
What?
We can do.
I'll ask the chat right now.
We have, how many do we have in the chat?
We have 5,000 people watching.
That's stressful.
Chat, rate yourself.
Just rate yourself.
Rate yourself.
I rate you guys all a 10.
If everyone is a 10, then 10 is average and everyone's a 5.
I love every single one of you.
I'm going to the guy that was rating us.
I wanted to see what he looks like.
That's a real question.
Where is he?
Can we circle back to him?
Yeah, I'm seeing 5, 6.
3.
I see 3, 4, 8, 5, 5.
Somebody said 15.
Okay.
There we go.
A man of confidence.
Very good.
4, 6, 2, 6.
Yeah, so I mean, look, I'm getting a lot of stuff.
There was a 15 in there out of 30.
Okay, here I'm gonna let some chats come through.
We have, oh, Michael Jones.
Michael Jones.
Michael Jones donated $200.
Thank you, Michael.
Whoops, forgot a zero on the last TTS.
Care 6, you are not funny.
Quit while you're behind.
Just engage in good faith.
It looks bad on you.
Also, you're shit.
Michael, you can look at more of my comedy and find out more about me at Priscilla Goose on Instagram.
Thank you, Michael Jones.
It's about her business.
Hey, well met.
Beaten Cheeks donated $200.
You did it wrong, Cheeks.
Her beauty's wishful thinking at best, and her trolling's a total mess.
Bless her sweet little heart for believing she's a gem.
It's almost endearing.
Beaten Cheeks spending $200 to tell me things.
All right.
That's a pancake.
Wait, that's exactly what he did.
He spent $200 to tell you things.
That's crazy.
Thank you.
Thank you for your color commentary there.
That's good.
All right.
We have these.
Yo, big time.
Thank you, Randon.
I fucked it up.
Thank you.
Honesty is confidence.
Thank you.
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All right, well, let's just get right back into this.
So, you know what here?
Oh, I'm curious about this.
Do you think you'll be better looking, better looking in 10 years' time?
Savannah, you're 24.
In 10 years' time, you'll be 34, better looking at 34 than I have.
I think so, yeah.
Okay.
20 years' time at 44?
Probably not.
Okay.
Felicity, you're 18, better looking in 10 years' time at 28?
Yeah, I think so.
Okay.
38, 20 years' time?
No.
Okay.
Katie, you're 21, better looking in 10 years' time at 31.
Yeah.
20 years' time, 41.
Yeah.
30 years time, 51.
No.
Okay, so when's the peak for you?
What do you think?
31?
34, 35.
I think I'll look my best.
That's the peak, okay?
You're 30, better looking in 10 years' time at 40.
Yes.
20 years' time at 50.
Yes.
30 years' time at 60.
Probably not now.
Probably not.
Okay.
And then you're 30 now.
Were you better looking at 20 10 years ago than you are now at 30?
No.
Okay, better looking now at 30.
You're 31, better looking in 10 years' time at 41.
Yeah, I think I'll still look pretty good.
But better looking?
Uh, yeah.
Okay.
20 years' time, 51.
I think I'll still be looking pretty good.
I'm not as good as 41, though.
But will you, at 51, will you be better looking than at 31?
Probably not.
Okay.
And then 31, going back 10 years, were you better looking at 21 versus now?
I think I'm better looking now.
Better looking now?
Okay.
Priscilla, you're 31, better looking in 10 years' time at 41.
I would say it's subjective and yes.
Yes.
You're saying to other people or to myself?
I mean, they're kind of tied together.
Because attractiveness, someone would have to be attracted to you.
So that implies an external component, an outward component.
So to yourself, but I mean, everyone can make their own individualistic determination, but you said yes, in any case.
I think I'm going to be beautiful throughout all the phases of my life.
But so let me just, I'll repeat the question.
So the question is not.
Not more beautiful, but just the same beautiful throughout.
But I'll explain it.
So women can be beautiful in their 30s, 40s, 50s.
That's not really what the question is getting at.
And women at this table can still be attractive, beautiful, whatever, 40s, whatever it is.
But the question is, compared to how you look right now, will you be more beautiful in physically beautiful, physically attractive, looks-wise?
You're 31, 10 years' time at 41.
Not more beautiful.
But the same.
Right.
Okay, then we're going to use the same metric from here on out.
20 years' time at 51, will you be just as attractive?
Yes.
Okay.
30 years' time at 61.
Yes.
40 years' time, 71.
Yes.
If I'm so lucky.
50 years' time, 81.
Yes.
60 years' time, 91.
Yes.
70 years time, 101.
Yeah.
Okay.
So.
If I'm so lucky to get to those ages.
So what you're saying, just so I understand correctly, you're 31 now.
You will look.
You're going to look the same.
I won't look the same.
So what's going to change between now and when you're 101, like what, explain it to me.
Explain the differences.
I'm going to get saggier.
Sure.
Saggy.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, sure.
Wrinkles.
Right, wrinkles.
Wrinkles.
Maybe some spots.
Maybe.
Some thinner skin.
Gray hair.
That's what you get when you're lucky enough to turn old.
Teeth might fall out.
Teeth might fall out.
Oh no.
Your nose and your ears keep getting bigger.
That's true.
But so.
So you're saying you're going to beautiful things, I think, is that when you look into somebody, like when people fall in love, you'll always be looking at those same eyes forever.
Oh, yes.
Oh, that's sweet.
You know what?
Redemption.
Redemption, Brian.
Redemption.
That's my guy.
That's sweet.
I like that.
Yeah.
Okay.
Do you think eyes are the only thing that makes somebody attractive?
No.
Because I'd be fucking killing it, bro.
If it was just about the eyes, I'd be killing it, son.
You know, I'd be, trust me.
But there's obviously other things that go into physical beauty, physical attractiveness, right?
Yeah, so I guess your eyes, I mean, in fact, you could maybe make arguments that as you age, there are certain changes to your eyes too.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Maybe just a little.
I mean, sometimes they'll be like more prone to redness.
Like they tend to get a bit more bloodshot.
I mean, there'll be changes around your eyes too.
Bags and what's it called?
Bags under your eyes, I guess.
Yeah.
So smiles, facials, PRIP, comfortable.
Smile lines are cute.
But it's also like, of course, your partner's going to be attracted to you forever.
Like that's kind of what a life partner is.
But that doesn't mean that you're the same level of attractiveness at like 80 as you are now, right?
Because I look at pictures of my great grandma from when she was a teenager in like college and she's beautiful.
And then you look at her and say, oh, you're my great-grandma.
wrinkly right like it changes question for you When it comes to, you know, the modeling industry?
I am not.
I'm familiar with the modeling industry.
Yeah, yeah.
So would you say that the modeling industry is very heavily invested in beauty?
Like physical beauty?
Yeah.
Okay.
And so now that you've granted that the modeling industry, which is predominated and the most, really the most important thing has to do with physical beauty, question for you.
Do you think that you would have a better chance getting a modeling contract now at 31 or say when you were 21 versus when you're going to be 100?
Like when's the best chance that you have for getting a modeling contract?
If there was a woman out there passionate about modeling, the coat.
Passionate?
So you're just, just to be clear, a hundred, ten-year-old, she's got a bad hip, bad hip, and she's got to do it.
She's got to do a catwalk.
What if it's for a magazine for AARP?
You've done catwalks.
Yeah, I mean, I've sat at a couple, a few different agencies.
I do have a lot of fun.
They do fashion.
Fashion week and stuff.
I'm sorry.
Look, I know there's like some fashion brands that they will have like more older people like do catwalk shit.
But if we like, if we were to look at the average age of the people doing like the catwalk on them, maybe it's like mid-20s, 30s, something like that.
It's probably not 100.
No.
100-year-old ladies going down with a stroller and shit.
They still need models for AARP magazines.
That's print.
You know, that's all.
I mean, that's print.
That's print.
That's print.
During fashion week.
It's still like a runway model.
This chick is dodging bullets.
It's like a runway matrix.
Oh, but yeah, we're talking like runway models.
They still need fashion week.
I mean, it's always like for them to have younger models is always better with modeling.
But there's like certain designers where they have like older people come and do the runway.
I think it just depends on the look, but majority of it is younger for sure.
And I think they have like a height.
Do they have a height requirement?
Yeah, no.
I think it depends on the designer, the look they have, certain dresses.
They want taller models.
Like I'm 5'9 and I do catwalk and stuff.
But like the mainstream, like 20 years ago, wasn't it like 5'10?
Yeah, I mean, yeah, they're definitely more lenient than they were like five, ten years ago.
Like they, like, if you're doing a Gucci commercial, they were like, if you had like a little tattoo, they wouldn't use you.
But nowadays, it's like they're more lenient.
They cover up whatever.
They like, it adds to the style to the shoe.
So I think it just depends.
So in modeling, wouldn't you tend to agree that if you were a runway model, a young runway model would probably be a better candidate.
So yeah, I'm going to go ahead and grant.
And I agree with you that there are older models who are included in certain print campaigns and in advertisements.
Yeah, they do need older models.
But if you look at the majority of the advertising spend in the advertising marketing industry, absent these specific products that are typically for older people, not always, but like typically you're looking at casting a much younger demographic, probably between 20 and 40, right?
That's like the, if you look at advertisements, marketing, that's, it's predominated between people like in the age range of 20 and 40.
So even granting this exception, like, well, if you're really, you know, and it's probably even more competitive to get those older because they're few and far between.
So wouldn't you have to say that in this industry where physical beauty is of the utmost importance and they're picking for youthfulness, let's say 20 to 40, wouldn't you then have to grant that people are probably going to be their best looking selves between 20 and 40 and not at 100?
Is that for that, yeah?
For what?
For a runway model.
Okay, so but don't you think there's some coincidence when it comes to attractiveness in the dating marketplace?
Like you think, let me across all age cohorts, so like from 20 up to 100 between men and women, you think, like, because if you're saying you think the majority of men across all age cohorts, are they going to pick the 30-year-old woman or the 100-year-old woman for dating?
Which one are they picking?
Yeah, I think men do tend to go to younger women.
That's the thing that I have noticed.
Because why?
Because they're visual and youth is attractive.
Okay.
Okay.
They're definitely going with a 30-year-old over 100.
I think that might be the closest we're going to get to.
100.
And vice versa.
What do you mean?
I wouldn't say a 100-year-old man, you know.
Yeah, I think that's totally fine.
Yeah.
I would say probably.
In fact, here's the, there is a bit of differences, but they've done studies on this.
So they found like men across all age groups, across all age groups.
You guys might not like to hear this.
So men who get into their 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, and 70s, their preference stays the same, really.
It's like 21 to 25.
Like even when men get into their 50s, 60s, and 70s.
Whereas women, it tends to be like as women age, it tends to be like one, two, three years older in terms of what they find most physically attractive.
But then once they get to, they actually, I think once women get into their 50s and beyond, they start find, like they start sticking at like men who are 45.
Yeah, they're like younger.
That's like the most physically attractive.
So men, but women will, until they hit like 40, 50, women just one or two or three years above.
But once you get past 50 as a woman, they do make like a slight analysis of like, okay, 45 year old men, that's like the most physically attractive.
So, yeah.
Okay, we have beat in cheeks here.
He responds to you.
Beat in cheeks donated 200.
I did not call you a loser.
Oh, and he spends another 200 on.
Sorry, I didn't get a pity laugh from a drunk crowd.
Maybe stick to heckling wallets.
Cause your mic time's a train wreck, Dusty.
Uh-oh.
Now I know you're gay.
Wait, why?
Because he called me Dusty.
Wait, why would that make him gay?
I don't know.
I feel like that's a gay thing to say.
Or maybe just not what you like.
You guys just don't see that.
Hey, beat in cheeks.
Dusty.
You know what?
Beat in cheeks, are you?
I like beat in cheeks.
I like the name of the game.
Are you gay?
She's calling you gay.
Are you going to stand for that?
No, no.
There's nothing wrong with being gay.
She's not really beating.
I mean, I'm like, just kidding.
I don't know what that is.
Wait, do we have the age advancement, Damien?
Yeah, just age.
Oh, no.
Just age?
And then we'll do gender swap.
They'll probably come through.
So, guys, we've put you guys through AI, and we're going to see what happens here.
Let me know.
What is that?
You have it ready?
They make you look older.
All right, let's do it.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
That's scary.
I don't want to see that.
Oh, my goodness.
Wow.
Huh.
All right.
What are these ages?
Wow.
Why did I get so fat?
I mean, fat.
Look at my face.
Oh, I mean, gravity, gravity.
Gravity.
All right.
Gravity.
My gods.
Officials, chemical peel.
I mean, you're still trim.
Right.
Like, you're still fit, you know, the body.
The AI just didn't get to that part.
Oh, that's true.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, it could have done that.
I think it's just the angle movie.
I mean, Ice wood.
You hit?
Okay, nice.
Next.
Next.
Splash all day.
Oh, okay.
Your second one's not bad.
Okay.
There you go.
I don't like that.
The second one.
Yeah.
All right.
Shit, look at him at the channel.
Whoa.
what the fuck nice let's check some milf milf They like MILF.
I'm ready to see.
It's going to be excessive.
Oh, wow.
No, you're like cute.
The second one's good.
Wait, you know, you probably get this all the time.
You're probably sick of hearing this.
You look like Amelia Clark.
Did you get that?
I don't know who that is.
Daenerys.
Who's that?
You've never got that?
No, I don't know.
I want to see that.
I actually just got Eva Longoria like two days ago.
Does she not?
I don't.
I don't.
Wait, can you move your eyebrows?
No.
Like, can you do the eyebrow raise?
You have Botongs?
No, I don't get it.
Can you do that like the rock eyebrow?
No, I wish.
I do.
She has very expressive Amelia Clark.
Very expressive.
Amelia Clark.
Have you seen Game of Thrones?
Daenerys.
The blonde girl?
Yeah, the blonde girl.
Oh, yeah.
Do you know what?
When I was platinum, yes, they said I looked like that girl from Game of Thrones.
Yes, yes.
I do look a little bit like Amelia.
Yes, when my hair was platinum white.
Oh, we have, uh, hold on.
Before we continue with this, I'm going to let a chat come through.
Mr. Baste Man.
Wait, how'd you guys get that picture of me?
C1 Ethot.
C2 Felon.
C3 Fugly Ethos.
What the fuck?
C4, two packs a day.
C. C5 and I'm SoCal accent.
C6 disgusting delulea.
What the fuck?
C7 Campbell's chunky C5.
I don't know what this was supposed to say.
C 8 hot air balloon with eyes.
I got loose and white boys.
So MFP.
I got loose some weight, boys.
What is going to roast you two?
MI5.
It's marijuana.
How can you guys not know the difference between crack and marijuana?
SoCal.
Two packs.
Do you smoke, Sigma?
No, I smoke.
Oh, you smoke?
Let's go back to the No, my voice sounds like this though because I do lives and stuff Oh, okay.
All right.
Yeah.
A lot of screaming.
Yeah.
All right, next.
No, no, no.
Not a lot of screaming.
Oh, that's okay.
I like that.
There you go.
Nice.
Okay.
Okay.
Weird.
Whoa.
Wait, so okay.
Leave it here.
So that's you now on the left.
That's honestly, that's you at that's not 100.
Like, that's still young.
That's AI.
Why did I become?
I feel like I'm aged more than everything.
You said 100.
You said you're going to be.
You said 101.
You're going to be just as good looking.
And why?
That's you, bro.
That's you and I at 101.
Why did my lips go away?
2070 or some shit.
They're still there.
Wait.
Bro, that's the millennium.
That's the or wait, century, my bad.
Yeah, I was scared.
2100.
That's how you look in 2100.
I do wonder if I'm fucking this up.
I'm like, am I going to have gray hair or white hair?
That's what I always think.
I'm like, am I going to be a gray hair or white hair?
Wait, so question.
Do you look better on the left or the right?
Oh, Brian.
I guess I have to say for your lovely audience, I look better on the left, you guys.
I will admit it.
Is that what you actually think?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There we go.
Progress made.
Progress.
Next.
Oh, Lord.
Okay, sweet.
Next.
You look like you have an each.
Hey, that's not fair.
Y'all use.
Actually, that is fair, bro.
That is fair.
I mean, that's an old photo, though.
Like from five, six years ago, I gained a bit of weight, so my face is chucked.
Wow, that doesn't even look like you.
I gained a bit of weight, okay?
I got a little dad bog right now.
I got to lose a bit of weight, plus, I don't have the view.
That AI is crazy.
Wait, how much does it age you?
Yeah, what's the best?
Oh, I don't know.
It's probably 90%.
It's like 50.
I like, hey, save this.
Whoever's doing these, save these.
Chemical peels, facial.
I look better.
This is better than that other one that does me dirty.
Next.
That's it.
Do we have the gender swap?
Oh, what?
See if we have the gender.
We're going to swap your genders too.
Beaten Cheeks is back.
Beaten Cheeks.
You're stealing it.
Zero 3.
Yes, our homo is unconstitutional.
Grosses should be condemned along with beaten cheese.
Nobody said that.
Dropped 600 your whole year's salary.
I wouldn't sleep with you with chair threes of stunt gingerly.
Dusty equals broke equals you.
Anybody want to do that?
We love gay people.
My ex-boyfriend was gay.
Okay.
What?
Buyer gay.
Okay.
You turned him gay after you had the exact.
What?
What?
Did you turn him gay or not?
So he was.
Yeah.
And then you mean.
No.
I was saying I have nothing wrong with gay people.
My ex-boyfriend was gay.
I was just like, oh.
Clain donated $200.
Where's the sexual?
Let me see.
Feel free to share on the Instagram.
Wait, where did you get $200?
Except for chair 7, pretty sure the average is less.
Name five continents, please.
Dropping the expectations.
Wait, what did she do?
I don't.
Wait, what?
I'm choosing to think that he said I was smart.
They're hating.
They're haters.
I choose to like anybody does any compliments.
You guys just all follow along.
When did you send it?
Clain, where did you send it?
Because I don't see it.
Instagram?
Clan.
Are we going to name it from continents?
He's sending a picture.
This is the one that ran at the beginning.
Where's this picture?
I'm going to.
So, okay, but here's what we're going to do.
He said, name five continents starting with you, South.
Australia.
Woo!
That's one.
Oh, you want me to do all that?
There's only seven.
There's only seven.
Here, name a continent.
Africa.
Okay, name a continent.
South America.
Name a continent.
I can't.
I can't.
I'm not even going to lie.
It's like I need to go.
Continent.
Go.
Quick, quick, quick.
Hey, Siri.
I'm ChatGPT.
You got this.
Katie, you got this.
A continent.
Very cold.
Very cold.
England.
That is a country, but good try.
I'm going to try.
United Kingdom.
Not a continent.
A little bigger.
You're getting there.
You got it.
A little bigger.
Come on, Katie.
Little bit.
You're close.
We believe in you.
There you go.
All right, she got it.
Yeah, that's better than me.
I'm not going to name it.
I can't.
Not at the top of the middle.
Nothing.
Continent, continent?
Yeah, okay.
Antarctica, North America.
Yeah.
Are we missing one?
South America?
South America?
Yeah, South America, South America.
Of course, of course.
Australia.
Claim, where did you send it?
Where did he send it?
Clain, where did you send it?
Send it to the Instagram, please.
Yo, David Champagne, thank you for the 50 on Venmo.
Dude, thank you for the 50 on Venmo.
What is it?
David Champagne.
Can you get a class, please?
David Champagne.
Thank you, man.
Guys, if you want 100% of your contribution to go towards the whatever podcast, Venmo Cash App, whatever pod, they don't take the YouTube 30% cut.
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Do we have the gender swap?
No.
Okay, we're still waiting on the gender swap.
So, Rubicon, thank you for the membership.
Appreciate it.
Okay, guys.
Read is 100%.
TTS is 200 if you want to get it in.
So, okay, why not?
You know, wait, hold on.
Wait, so did you change your position on the like looks thing a little bit?
Like, the at least aging thing?
Or no?
No.
Is that we have all of that?
I feel like I definitely want a gua sha as soon as I get home.
You want a what?
Guasha.
Gua sha.
Gua shaw?
It's like a little tool, like a stone that you use to lift your face.
Gua Shaw.
That's why it's like PIP facials, chemical character.
Anti-aging.
Nymphatic drainage.
So you're waiting.
So you changed up?
I want to age as gracefully as possible.
I hope the AI is wrong about that.
Yeah, it's scary.
I think it's probably pretty accurate.
It's pretty accurate.
Wear your sunscreen.
Drink water, wear sunscreen, do facials.
Eat your vegetable cue.
Go to the gym.
Chemical peels is my favorite.
But you know what?
I'm a generous guy.
So here's what I'm going to do.
I know some of you guys said you're going to be better looking in 10, 20, 30 years or whatever.
Here's what we're going to do.
On me.
And I'll add on some money on top.
Those of you who said I'll be better looking in 10 years, 20 years, plastic surgeons.
There's like the tattoo shit too.
Plastic surgeons, we're going to get you plastic surgery on your face to make you look older.
And I'll pay, I'll cover the whole thing.
I'll cover the whole thing?
Because y'all said I'll be better looking when I'm a bit older.
So I'm like, let me speed along the process a little bit, get you to that better looking point.
We're going to get you plastic surgery so you can get better looking.
I'll pay for it.
I'll cover it and I'll give you $10,000 on top.
So you think like 30-year-old women are just like used up?
Did I say that?
Well, I mean, you kind of implied it.
Wait, no, no, no.
How is that implied?
Because you said plastic surgery to make yourself look older.
But I feel like in your life.
How did you arrive at that implication?
That older women are used up.
How did you arrive there?
Wait, so you're objecting to me.
So wait, a 20-year-old woman doesn't look older when she's 40?
Like, that's the implication.
Okay, but we said 30.
So 34 is when I say I look better when I'm 34.
So it's in my 30s.
Yeah, we will do a commensurate surgical intervention to age you to 34.
Okay, what would I get done?
It'd probably be like a little bit of wrinkles.
We'd probably sag your skin a little bit.
Maybe a couple of sunspots.
That sort of thing.
I mean, 24 to 34 is not a big jump.
But did you say 10 years or just 10 years?
That's 10 years.
Not 20.
Yeah, we'll do it.
You want to do it?
No, I don't.
But you're.
I'll just age the way that I want, you know, just not naturally.
Anybody else want to?
I'm a gen, I'll cover it plus 10K on top.
So I think all y'all said like 20 years better looking.
You said.
I said 10.
Who wants?
I think it depends on how good you take care of it.
I shake myself, though.
Anybody want to do the surgery?
I'm not an acne guy.
No, that's the same.
Those are chemical peels, facials.
Yeah, hydrofacials.
Like, I've never done Botox or anything in my life.
That stuff kind of scares me.
I watch Boch too much.
But you're 21, right?
You're 21?
Yeah, my acne's.
But you said 20 years better looking?
Like at 41?
Yeah, because by then I might have had like gotten more facials and stuff.
You know what?
In that?
I got you.
So we're going to do the 20-year age advancement plastic surgery.
We're going to throw in, we're going to do a goodie bag.
You get some treatment, like some what is it?
Acne?
Hydrofacials.
Yeah, sure.
We'll give you 10 facials.
We'll throw in 10 facials on top of the 10K and on top of comping the age advancement surgery.
Do you take it?
I don't want to do anything plastic like surgery.
I recommend chemical peels.
Okay.
They won't take it.
And pyramid facials.
How about this?
How about this?
If I could wave a magic wand that it wasn't plastic surgery, that just right now, you didn't age in terms of, like, let's say the, I don't know, people died 80 or something.
So if I age you forward, it's just your looks.
You wouldn't age forward like 20 years in terms of just looks-wise.
Just looks-wise.
I don't know.
Magic wand.
I age you forward to 41.
You're not going to die sooner.
You're not going to have any health problems sooner.
Just your physical looks.
Do you take it?
No.
Why not?
Don't you want to be.
Oh, and here's the kicker.
You stay looking like that until for the next 20 years.
So it's not like you look 41 and then in the next 20 years, you end up at 61.
You just stay the same for, because y'all said I'll be better looking in 10, 20 years.
So for that 20-year period, you're going to stay exactly how you look, but aged.
Do you take it?
Why not?
No.
The AI has kind of scared me now.
But wouldn't you want to be more beautiful?
I don't get it.
Naturally, yes.
All right.
Okay.
They won't take my deal.
Thanks for the author.
I'm trying to be nice here.
All right.
We have a chat coming through from Sandman.
Uh-oh.
No.
Sandman donated $200.
Oh, boy.
First, TTS.
Get rid of chair six to save this episode.
If she's really a comedian, then have her tell a joke.
Also, chair three.
What the actual F is that thing?
What thing?
What?
I don't get that.
I guess I need to hate cons.
Wait, what?
Huh?
Oh, the actual F is that made.
Oh, they're.
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
Maybe it's like the thing on your neck or something.
Like the next one.
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
Do you want to respond?
Do you want to drop a joke?
Yeah, that's how you do it.
Because you're a good stand-up comedian, right?
Yeah.
Hmm.
AOL.
One eternity later.
Okay, so I had a really rough childhood.
I had to grow up really fast.
Like, I had my first job when I was 11 years old.
Some people tell me it doesn't count because it was a blow job, but a job's a job.
I get it.
I get it.
I mean, we shouldn't talk about it.
I get it.
I just think 11 is a wild age to choose.
I know a favorite number, but damn.
And you gotta let me know.
No, it's not a wild age to choose.
It's the truth.
The joke is true.
Oh.
Yeah.
The joke is true.
Yeah.
Okay, well, I don't think it's a joke if it's true.
No, a lot of jokes are true.
I mean, you can turn experience into comedy, right?
But I don't think that's that.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
It's a little too touchy.
It sounds a little touchy.
Yeah.
That's slightly different.
Okay.
Yeah, that's like the go-to kind of thing.
Okay, okay.
How about like just children?
I love the vibe.
Like, I love the vibe in the whatever podcast.
Like, it makes me feel weird to say the word vibe because usually I only talk about vibe when I'm mentioning vibrators.
But like, people are always like, do you vibe to Taylor Swift?
And I'm like, no.
That's not funny.
The vibe?
You guys are going to like that?
I liked it.
It's silly.
It's silly, right?
Seth, say that again.
Said I liked it.
The way you said that.
The way you said that, Savannah, is like the same way.
Like, if you, I don't even want to say I like it.
Wait, why don't you guys like, wait, why don't you guys like the vibe one?
No, it's just like what was wrong with the vibe joke?
The 11-year-old one, I get that that's touchy, but the vibe one.
I just think that it's kind of played out.
Women just being haha, have a vagina as their comedy.
Like, like, Amy Shooter.
It's a play on the word vibrant.
I got it.
Oh, I got it.
I didn't get it.
You just explained it to me.
No, but it has nothing to do with it.
It's crazy.
I didn't even get that.
It has nothing to do with me being.
It has nothing to do with me having a vagina.
It's just like a joke about the word vibe.
What she's trying to say is it's sex-related.
Men tell sex-related jokes all the time.
Like, not as much as you can.
Not as much as your favorite comedian.
Yeah, who's your favorite comedian?
I love, well, I don't, I'm not going to say I have a favorite, but I love like Bill Burr.
Other way.
Nikki Glaser.
Yeah.
Okay, that makes cool.
Isn't she cool?
Yeah, Nikki Glaser had her first 15 minutes on her bang and Netflix special were all about blowjobs.
First 15 minutes.
You're literally proving her point.
Bill Burr never jokes about sex.
Like, I mean, maybe he has, but like, really rarely.
It's okay for men can come up there and talk about, oh, my dick, whatever, whatever.
Like, people won't say anything.
But if a woman talks about sex, then suddenly, oh, she's just talking about sex.
She's making a criticism like a lot of female comedians.
Like, their jokes.
Okay, do you guys want to hear an economics joke?
You guys want to hear a joke on economics?
Yeah.
Before you do, though, this show is coming.
This is coming through.
Kablaisky.
Thank you, sir.
Brian, this is the best channel on YouTube.
This show has opened up.
Thank you, Eister.
How messed up modernity is that?
Oh, shit.
That's crazy.
I am in shock at how high some women's body counts are.
Society is doomed.
Society is doomed.
Wow.
Women need to stop killing people, you guys.
Too many bodies.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't have many bodies.
Okay, you said you wanted to tell us a joke.
My economics joke.
Like, because my mom is like, she was in a gang, like I mentioned at the beginning of this.
And so we were very poor.
And so I noticed a lot of differences between being in a very poor community and being in a very rich community.
Like, take for example, like, the eye contact.
Like, if you're in a poor community, not making eye contact is a sign of respect.
But if you're in a rich community, not making eye contact is a sign of autism.
Or I don't understand that one.
In poor communities, you can't make eye contact because it's a sign of respect.
Like, if you make eye contact with someone, it's rude.
You know what I mean?
Like, in a poor community.
Am I more to the joke?
But in a rich community, it's a sign of autism.
That's legit.
Autism was the punchline.
Oh, yeah.
The eye contact.
The indicators of being in a rich place and in a poor place.
I see.
Or like the like in wealthy communities.
Yeah, that's not bad.
Or say, like.
That was a decent action.
No, no, no.
This is not what I'm.
Oh, okay, we got another one coming.
Okay.
Like, okay, so, like.
Oh, well, fine.
If you don't.
No, go, go ahead.
Go ahead.
He says, boom.
Who's called the one?
Next.
Well, it kind of has to be related to the situation.
Oh, well, okay, so I like cheesy pun jokes.
Like, people, like, I'm a big fan of dad jokes.
Like, people always say, like, you'll grow up turning into whoever you needed most as a child, so I'm turning into a dad.
Okay, okay, that one was kind of funny.
That one's good.
Yeah, I like that.
Who are your guys' favorite comedians?
Bo Bernard.
He's a good one.
He's silly.
Cat Williams.
Cat Williams is great.
Yeah.
Clain, where did you send?
Oh, here we go.
Oh, Clain, you got it.
We're on desktop.
The one that did the rose.
Clay.
Yes, she's great.
Clain, if you're listening, we're on desktop, so I need you to send it to the whatever Instagram, but it can't be disappearing.
Like, you sent it disappearing, and on desktop, we can't see it.
So if you can, Clain, just send it, like, take the photo and like send it normally or whatever.
All right, we have Vector.
Vector donated $200.
Chair 3, if reincarnation is real and you died and came back as the hottest woman in the world, I still wouldn't date you because of your past life.
You're basically banging animated sex stalls.
Oh, she I'll pull it back.
I'll pull it back up when she's.
Wait, what's going on back there?
She just dropped out.
Oh, okay.
Okay, got it.
Is it like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Why does why would chair three care?
I'll pull it back up there.
Some guy on the internet doesn't want to date her because she slept with people.
Like, why would she care?
She might not care.
She's not going to care.
She doesn't care.
But now we know.
We'll find out if she cares when she gets back.
Okay.
She's coming back.
Are you coming back?
Katie?
Okay.
All right.
Some guy on the internet that doesn't get laid ever won't sleep with you because of your sexual history.
What do you have to say about that?
I'll play it again so she can hear it.
Vector donated $200.
Chair 3.
If reincarnation is real and you died and came back as the hottest woman in the world, I still wouldn't date you because of your past life.
You're basically banging animated sex dolls.
Do you want to respond to that?
I'm not even sure what that means.
I'm not animated sex dolls.
I haven't find anyone animated.
But my past life isn't.
It's work.
I don't do it.
Like, I do it for the money.
I don't do it.
You know, I'm not like that as a person.
People see me on social media as this crazy girl that takes certain items and stuff like that.
But that's not me.
It's a person.
Like, my mates know me for me.
They've known me from the beginning.
It's just the front I put on.
Sure.
All right.
We're going to get into some of the pre-show notes here.
So let's see.
We have Sav.
We're starting with Sav.
Sav, on your Instagram, it says your public enemy.
And then I think on like you also say public enemy number one.
Like, what does that mean?
Oh, that's just because I have a lot of guns and knives and stuff, and I like shooting things and throwing knives.
So that's fun.
So you're an American?
Yeah.
I like guns.
Do you own them illegally?
No.
Why would I admit to that?
Why would she admit to it?
Where's your friend in Arizona?
Area, Arizona.
That's where I usually go shooting, Arizona.
Why does that make you a public enemy?
You're legally owning firearms.
Why does that make you a public enemy?
Because you can still shoot people with them.
Yeah, but like millions of Americans legally own firearms.
Right.
I mean, it's just, you know, it's not.
It's not too deep.
It's not that deep.
I'm just.
Oh, seriously.
But because, yeah, you write in your bio, public enemy, but you say the reason you put that in your bio is because you own knives and firearms.
Right.
Why would that make you a public enemy?
She'd been cute.
I just.
Let her talk.
She's a grown woman.
She can speak for herself.
Go ahead.
I don't think there was a specific reason.
I just liked the way it sounded.
So I feel like it's like a good branding, you know, for that type of.
Public enemy number one?
Sure, why not?
Who, I think.
Let's.
I want to look at some public enemy number ones before you.
Okay.
Saddam Hussein.
Okay.
Well, Osama.
Osama bin Laden.
Right.
So you are.
Well, I don't mention you're a terrorist.
No.
Okay.
You.
Are you planning a shooting or something or what?
I don't know.
You said public.
You're a public enemy.
Right.
Reason for being public enemy.
I own a bunch of knives and firearms.
I, yeah.
I also said it wasn't that deep.
Like, I'm not a terrorist.
I'm not planning on shooting anything up.
I just like to.
Yeah, just so everyone knows that.
Thank you for clearing that up.
I just like to have a lot of guns.
That's all.
That's dope.
Thank you.
I'm proud of you.
Do you like feature your guns and your knives in your OF content?
Not in my OnlyFans content.
Yo, Jim, thank you, man.
MD Jim donated $199.
Appreciate it, man.
Wow.
Mr. Downs Amy Schumer.
That is not true, number one.
But thank you.
Bad faith and a self-proclaimed comedian.
Shout out to Kilo Alpha Tango in the chat.
Kilo Alpha Tango.
Apparently they were good enough to think that I stole them, so I'll take that as a compliment.
Oh, wow.
That joke.
You know, in the vaudeville days, people used to steal each other's jokes.
Wow.
Thank you for that history lesson on comedy.
I did not steal any of those jokes, whatever that guy was.
Okay, that's cool.
All right.
So going back to Sav here, you said you don't know what to, oh, to what extent a personal business we get into.
To go to the one on the bottom.
But you said you, I won't say the guy's name, but you said you got knocked up a month ago.
Right.
Right.
Are you currently pregnant?
No.
So you got an abortion?
I did.
Okay.
And then he ghosted the guy who we won't name ghosted you because of your job.
Right.
How long were you seeing him?
A couple months.
A couple months?
Yeah.
Did he, I mean, but it sounds like you disclosed, so he knew.
Yeah, he knew.
But it progressively became a problem for him.
I guess.
Okay.
And you said you had to make sure you won't get sued for talking about that.
So you got preggers.
Yeah.
Were you on birth control?
Yeah.
Which I was on the pill, yeah.
Were you just fucking not taking it and shit?
No, I was taking it.
I got back on it.
Just a couple days.
Yeah, no, I didn't even.
Are you in your placebo week?
No.
I'm sorry that that happened to you.
Thank you.
No, it's fine.
Sorry, she got an abortion.
I know, I'm well, yeah.
That's like an is it not a traumatic experience?
Um, no.
Really?
I mean, I'm sure it is for some people.
I literally have one of that.
Wait, what?
I literally had an abortion like last week.
Why?
Tell us again.
It's really bad.
I'm on like the pill and everything, but I do my tests every month, like pregnancy tests.
Yeah, last week.
Do you know who the would have been father is?
Petim?
You said you do gangbangs, so do you know who the father would have been?
Or are you unsure?
It would have been my guy.
It would have been.
Yeah, it would have been.
Why were you so you were like, oh my god, I got an abortion on my father.
I know a lot of people didn't agree on it, but yeah, it's cost me a bunch of you seem kind of happy about the it was quite a three-minute prostitute kind of thing, but yeah.
How long were you pregnant?
Like how far along were you?
Like six weeks?
Six weeks?
Probably same for you.
Can I you can ask.
Did you guys?
Was he famous?
Yeah.
Oh wow.
Can you say what genre of fame he was in?
Like YouTube.
YouTube guy.
Yeah.
Okay.
Can you get more specific or you want to leave it?
Like at YouTube guy.
Can you say like how many subscribers he has?
I don't know.
Honestly, I've never looked at his YouTube.
Okay.
But he does like destroying cars content.
Man, I wish I watched more YouTube because I feel like I'm not.
So you can also get knocked up.
No, absolutely not.
No.
She said I know who it would be.
More than TV.
I just want to know.
Okay.
Wait, so you were like dating him for like two, three months?
Like unofficially, yeah.
I'm just seeing him.
You flew out to Tennessee.
Did Tennessee?
Wait.
Did you tell him that you were?
Yeah, I did.
What did he want?
Did he want you to keep it or to?
Well, it's.
It's actually funny because when I first met him, he told me that he wasn't against abortions, but he just thought they should be only for medical reasons.
Then, when I told him that I was pregnant, he was like, oh well, there's nothing wrong with it.
I think you should abort it.
So okay, a little switch up there, but I was gonna abort it regardless.
Abort it regardless, okay.
And this, you got the abortion a month ago ish, ish.
Did you get the medication?
No, you said you got knocked up a month ago, but the abortion was more recently.
I mean, it was that's when I found out was like about a month ago.
And then I got it, like that week, good times.
Was that your first abortion?
Yeah, it was.
You gonna congratulate me, I'm not gonna say anything, but it's okay.
So big youtuber knocks you up, ghosts you, because he just even though you told him that you did OF it was an issue for him.
Yeah, he watched too much Andrew Tate videos, I guess.
Yeah, he watched too much of whatever podcast.
And here, what wait question?
If he was like, babe, I want to be with you, let's get married, let's have the kid.
Would you have kept the kid?
No, but that dude's rich yeah, but he's rich like he could.
He could retire you from OF.
Well, I mean, like the like.
I considered that idea sure but um, then I would be tied to him forever and I don't want to be.
You don't want to be tied to a famous youtuber.
If you knew him in real life he would understand.
Online he seems fine.
But you want to link him up for a collaboration, like you want to get him on the podcast.
You want to link him like I'll sit him right here and he can be team Brian.
Yeah, he can be team Whatever.
Like you down to link it up.
You know, do a little networking live.
No, yeah.
I want to know now.
No, I don't think so.
Okay well, you know what if I, you know what I could do.
Are you kind of upset that he ghosted you?
Um, I was, I'm not too much anymore.
Get him on the show I'll, I'll give him a, I'll give him a little.
Yeah the fuck.
Why are you ghosting my girl Savannah?
Why are you ghosting her bro?
Why are you ghosting your baby mama?
Oh, my god, I will do it you down.
No, how dare you, how dare you have sexual intercourse with my dear friend Savannah and then just go?
Did he, did he?
He just ghosts you.
He doesn't even say goodbye.
Yeah, did he make sure you got the abortion first though?
He did.
Yeah, so you would.
He would double check in.
He was double checking.
Oh, was he being all like sweet and be like ah baby no, like trying to push, because he's like shit, I don't want to pay child support.
I mean, he was definitely being nicer than normal yeah, but he was trying.
He was making sure you got yeah, but he was making sure you got the abortion.
It was very obvious yeah, so he didn't pay for it either, By the way, oh no.
What's wrong with that?
It's so expensive.
Well, it was a two-person effort there, you know.
I mean, it lists a lot of time.
I could have had it.
Yeah, it cost me like $4,000.
Oh, wow.
Oh, my God.
It was what?
$4,000.
Wait, you got it done in the US?
Why am I That doesn't Why That doesn't Love I went So How much for you?
$150,000.
Yeah.
I didn't want the side effects.
So I got it like surgery.
Vacuum.
Wait, say that again, sir?
Vacuums, anesthetic, and then you like awake, but you get, it takes three minutes and they just vacuum it.
But it's like three minutes of bad period pain, and then you're all right after.
Yikes terrible.
But my pregnancy tests still show pregnant swamp.
What the fuck?
I hope not.
Okay.
Definitely love that.
Good talk.
We have some chats coming through here.
Graffito Tasha.
Good to see you, man.
What is it with British girls being the biggest 304s on the planet?
Lily Phillips, Bonnie Blue, and now this 304 in chair three, like literally double UTF.
Wasn't she on the show, Lily Phillips?
She was just on the show like two weeks ago.
Everyone loves her, and she makes rocks.
She was everyone in the UK loves in the OF industry.
Do you want to be like, is she your hero?
Yeah, she makes like half a million a month.
Is she like your role model?
Is Lily Phillips your role model?
You're just like, when I grow up, I want to.
Well, you guys are the same fucking age, but when I grow up, I want to.
I inspired to be like Lily Phillips.
She's got her life.
That's so crazy.
For those of you who don't know, Lily Phillips, she recently filmed a thing where she fucked 100 men.
I don't believe that.
And then she's done a bunch of other crazy stuff.
Like she walks around in public with like comb on her face.
I was going to say it a different way, but yes.
Disgusting.
And now she's trying to aim for a thousand dudes in a day.
She's also like the senior citizen.
Yeah, now she's doing the senior citizen.
She's literally like in a retirement home.
Angel donated $200.
Why not look into adoption?
Oh, I am a birth mom.
Why do you think your life is more important than your child?
Any other girls?
Because we got two, like within the past couple weeks, abortions have taken place.
Any other recent abortion?
Just checking, just getting the temperature of the room here.
None ever.
Felicity, have you aborted any fetuses recently?
Okay, just checking.
Just wanted to check, make sure.
Okay.
Do you want, Savannah?
Why did you want to respond to happy lit angel?
Why not look into adoption?
Because I would have to go through nine months of being pregnant with a baby that I'm not keeping with a guy that I don't want to be with.
Well, you did kind of want to be with him prior to the ghosting.
Right.
And the pregnancy.
Well, I mean, like, I liked him, but it wasn't going to be long term.
We were not very compatible.
So you weren't.
Why not?
It's like politically and you were fucking a Trump supporter, weren't you?
Yeah.
I was.
But didn't you know he was a Trump supporter before y'all fucked?
Yeah, I knew that.
Why did you fuck that?
Well, see, it's to say, like, he knew I had an OnlyFans and he had a problem with it.
Like, you know, you just.
So what you're saying is Trump supporters have chance with you.
They can smash.
If they're famous.
NF YouTube videos.
Oh, that's very good.
That's a fair question, right?
You will have sex with a Trump supporter, but they have to make up for their abhorrent.
Wait, you will have sex and date a Trump supporter, but They got to make up for their abhorrent political views in some other way.
Fair?
Maybe.
Well, yeah, but like not by fame or money.
Just like.
What about they have a really good character besides their objectionable political views?
Yeah, I thought he was nice.
That's why I liked him.
That's how they get you.
I know.
Babe, voted for Trump.
Meg America great again.
You know, I, on the down low, I'm kind of cool with abortion.
Yeah.
That's what got you, right?
He's like, you guys were first talking, like, babe, in case I knock you up, don't worry.
I'll support it's your choice to abort the child I know.
He didn't say that, though.
He was like, okay.
I'm only for abortions if it's for medical purposes only.
It was medically necessary for you to abortion.
Yeah.
In my he didn't want you to get fat.
Right.
That was the medical reason.
That's obesity.
Obesity is a medical condition.
Yeah.
So, I mean, yeah.
Okay.
Good talk.
Yeah.
What about you?
How many abortions have you had?
I don't know.
Men can't get pregnant.
As far as I know, I've never had a girlfriend.
You never had a girlfriend.
No, hey, hold on.
There's more to that sentence.
You never had a girlfriend.
I pause frequently, which gets me into trouble.
I've never had a girlfriend, as far as I know, have an abortion.
Okay.
Oh, what about a non-girlfriend?
Oh, yeah.
Non-girlfriend.
A non-girlfriend.
A girl.
A girl I've been having carnal knowledge with.
To my knowledge.
Has not had a shmush mortion.
What if you had a girlfriend and she got pregnant and she wanted to abort it?
What would you do?
Would you be okay with it?
Would I be okay with it?
Really?
I don't want to debate.
I don't want to debate abortion right now.
I don't want to get into an abortion debate.
I mean, ultimately, regardless of what I want, you know what?
I'll answer it like this: regardless of what I want, it doesn't matter under the law because it doesn't matter.
That's good.
It's not your bad.
Whatever, if I'm pro-choice, pro-life, she can choose either way.
If I'm pro-choice, she can keep the kid.
If I'm pro-life, she can abort the kid.
So, in any case, it doesn't fucking matter.
Right.
Good talk.
Anyway, moving on.
All right.
We have a message here from Kleblask coming in.
Savannah, you get to know Felicity gets to read it because we need to hear from.
Go ahead.
Brian, can you ask each of your guests what their thoughts are on the age gap relationships of White House press secretary Caroline Leavitt and her husband, Nicholas?
I don't know what the age grab.
What is this?
Damien, can you Google?
Can you Google that?
Can you Google that?
Yo, Coastal, thank you for the soup chat.
Andrew, thank you for the soup chat.
We have Weatherman.
Big fan of the pod.
Love you, Brian.
Trying to order this merchandise, but I'm toasted on the gas.
Andrew is the GOAT.
Long, long, the whatever podcasts.
Hope you sort that back out.
Weatherman, thank you for the Canadian 280.
Thank you so much, man.
Really appreciate your soup chat.
That's very generous of you.
What is that?
Like $3 American?
Just kidding.
No, I think that's very nice of you.
Thank you, man.
Hope things are okay.
Do you want Weatherman?
Do you want us to annex you?
Like, is this a call?
Cry for help?
Do you want to be annexed by America?
Do you want Trump 51st date?
I don't think we should do it, though.
That's a lot of liberal voters coming into the.
Let's go.
Coming into the, you know, I'm not sure how I feel about that.
Okay.
Thank you, Weatherman.
Appreciate it.
Sav more of Savannah's notes.
Oh, do we have the thing about the age gap?
Well, the difference is the price of her face 27.
Her husband's 59, I think.
Okay, so she's okay.
The female, 27, husband, male, 59, so that's 22 years.
Wait, 30, 32, sorry.
Got my numbers.
Failed math in high school.
Okay, 32-year age gap.
27-59, going around the table.
Do you, is this an acceptable age gap or is it, does it give you the ick?
And is it creepy, predatory, or what?
I feel like it's a little weird, but 27 is old enough to.
Old enough.
Yeah.
To make your own choice.
To date a guy who's about to retire.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
I don't care.
It's fine.
You're fine with it?
Okay.
What about you?
Yeah, I'm fine.
You're fine.
You're fine?
Okay.
Yeah, that's fine.
Fine?
Okay.
Sure.
Sure.
You're cool with it?
Okay.
Yeah, right.
And they're both in powerful positions, so it's not like one is taking advantage.
Okay.
What about you?
As long as they met after she was 18, then I don't see a problem.
Okay, sure.
Yeah.
Going around the table, have you ever been in an age gap relationship starting with school?
No.
Never?
No.
Okay.
No.
No.
I've never been in an age gap relationship.
Okay.
Yeah.
Have you dated an older, like an older guy?
So, and by the way, that's a 32 is really big.
I think like, let's just say 10 years older.
That would be the benchmark for age gap.
Have you dated 10 year older?
No.
Okay.
I've been.
Sure.
Whoa, you're a little suspected.
Oh, my God.
That's probably in trouble.
Was the rapper?
Who was it?
Sir Mixla?
I knew it was Sir Mixla.
Sir Mixer.
Wait, question.
Would you date Sir Mixola?
It is pretty warm in here.
I was called a second ago.
We can open a little bit, but Sir Mixola, would you smash?
No, no, no.
Really?
No.
No.
Maybe don't got back or what's the problem?
No.
You know, maybe more.
Yeah, I guess I've dealt with someone that was older before.
Not dealt, but.
Dealt.
Had carnal knowledge?
No, what?
No.
Carnal, carnal knowledge.
Okay.
Dope.
What about you?
I've dated someone a little bit older, about 10 years.
Okay.
I think I've had multiple age gap relationships.
Yeah, 10 years, probably.
My husband is about seven years older than me.
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on.
I was 18.
He was 20.
Oh, okay.
You met at 18.
We met at 18.
We met at work.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, nothing creepy.
We've literally talked about it.
He's like, if I met you a day before you turned 18, we would not be together right now because we both think it's creepy if you meet when they're underage.
All right.
Good times.
Going back to Savannah, your notes here.
You said the last guy you dated turned to God and got religious after meeting you because you have an OF and he wanted to save you.
This is not the YouTube guy.
Yeah, I wasn't going to talk about the YouTube guy, but it's fine.
You sent it.
I know.
My bad.
I know.
It's okay.
Oh, could I just have you scoot the microphone to the edge of the table?
Yeah.
And you too, Felicity.
Tell us about the guy, I guess.
He just, like, he was not religious when I met him, and then he got super uncomfortable with the whole OnlyFans thing, I guess, and he turned to God and started praying so that he could save me.
Wow.
And he still texts me sometimes and tells me to find God, and it's really sweet.
Yeah, that is really swamped, though.
That's really swamp.
That's rude, I think.
He says it in a very rude way.
He says it in derogatory ways.
He's being condescending.
Right.
Yeah, 100%.
No, he wants to save your soul.
Is there anything more loving that he wants to save your soul?
Yeah.
Not to trigger you guys again, but with the 11-year-old thing.
Oh my god.
When I see that, when I was with that guy, he would do that same thing.
He would be like, we were both 11, and he'd be like, God doesn't want us to do this.
Okay, I don't think we should talk about this topic.
I don't want to talk about that.
Yeah, we can't.
Jesus, that's a lot of clips.
Damage is a lot of fun.
You guys are haters.
No, no, I think it's like definitely not a haters.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Haters.
Stop, stop, stop.
I think it's perfectly socially acceptable to be like, I think 11 years old is too young to be, even if it's like the same age, too young to be like having sex or doing anything sexual.
And now think about how it is these days.
People have a camera now and they're snap issues.
Stop.
Bro, no, I'm not serious.
Chill.
Oh, real life.
Something that makes sense.
I don't want to talk about fucking children.
That's the stuff that we literally were.
We not talked about it.
Yeah, that we were literally told not to talk about.
All right, you guys.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Back to the abortions.
Back to the abortions.
You're so funny.
You guys are just haters.
Who've gotten abortions?
I don't joke.
No, I'm saying let's talk about abortions now because the consensual 11-year-old exploring of each other is too much for everyone.
I think we're up there.
I think that's right.
You're saying some crazy shit right now.
I'm never wrong.
That is not even you.
That's what's bothering me.
Stop.
Bro, bro.
You're being goofy, man.
Do you think people believe that?
I'm just saying.
Whatever.
Just go on.
Moving on.
You're the one who thinks you're a 10 and you think you're going to be better looking at 100 years old.
Deflection.
Moving on.
Let's just move on.
If I want to talk about it, stop.
Everyone, like, attack their.
Whoa, we don't want to talk about that.
We want to talk about abortion.
Stop.
Stop.
Okay.
First off, we already moved off of abortion.
We're getting into this other thing.
I know this, I know the sun revolves around you and you're super solipsistic and everything has to be about you.
We were talking about Sav, and you're like, hmm, let me bring it back to this thing that nobody wanted to talk about.
We were talking about the God thing.
He's a godly man, right?
Cool.
We don't want to talk about your situation when you were 11.
Okay.
We don't want to talk about it.
Oh, right.
Let's move on.
Take a hint.
Look at a boundary.
We don't want to talk about that.
How about we?
But I don't think anybody here is a hater if they like vague, if they object in general to like, hey, this is kind of inappropriate for 11-year-olds to be doing.
I think that's like perfectly fine.
And it's also talk about.
All right.
Okay.
Wait, hold on.
Fuck it.
Just to be clear, you're advocating for 11-year-olds to be engaging in that sort of stuff.
I'm saying that it happens, and I'm saying now it happens, especially with no, I don't want to hear about the image shit.
Don't talk about the image shit.
Just ask me a yes or no question, I guess.
Okay, so but I understand that yes, it happens, but like you said the way you framed it, and maybe one of the girls can like help jog my memory.
You said something about healthy exploration of sexuality.
I think that's what you said.
Maybe it was framed a bit differently.
I'm sorry, at 11 years old, how about we just say no, you shouldn't be doing that?
And no, don't explore.
It is what it is.
Are there 11-year-olds watching this right now?
Hopefully not.
I didn't know.
I didn't mean to put out a message to 99% of our viewers are over the age of 18.
Okay.
Okay.
Then I'm not telling 11-year-olds to explore their sexuality.
You know, I'm not saying that.
I'm just saying it.
That's something that's WTF.
Yeah, my 13-year-old cousin is watching this.
With that being said, because out of respect for Brian, which was spoken on before we started this podcast, we're going to move on to the next topic.
How about that?
Because that is inappropriate at the end of the day.
We don't need to be talking about anything like that.
So, on that note, I'm too ground to be talking about stuff like that.
Oh, we have a chat coming through.
Oh, we have to rank Clain.
Y'all wanted to.
Where's the picture?
I've been waiting.
I'm getting $100.
Not one of these should pass on their genes.
Most of you aren't worth the time.
Long live Andrew.
Send pick on Insta.
Okay, I'll be back.
What was the 19th Amendment?
What was the 19th Amendment starting with you, Savannah?
It's women's right to vote, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
It's women's right to vote, yes.
Yep.
Okay.
Right to vote.
Wait, Clain, you sent it.
All right, let's check that out.
Again, bro, you sent it here.
Clain, this photo can only be replayed once.
So, Clain, try this.
So, I think what you're doing is you're taking the photo inside of the Instagram app.
Take the photo on your camera and then go into the Instagram app and then send the photo through.
Because if you take the photo in the Instagram app, I don't think you can send it for us to view it on desktop.
Or just email it to me, brian at whatever.com, and then I'll get it forwarded.
But so if you're still watching, Clay, here, let me read a couple chats here.
Bro, I'm out on that show.
That's crazy, man.
Get the big crystal.
Guys, I got crystals here at the table.
This is.
Do we have a bigger one?
Maybe.
I think you need a big Amethyst.
Yo, Weatherman.
You keep me out the pit of darkness of addiction when I watch the show.
You and Andrew, long live the whatever podcast.
Godspeed, brother.
Amen.
Yo, Weatherman, thank you so much.
That's a very, very nice super chat.
I appreciate it.
And I really appreciate messages like this because I get a bunch of hate mail.
But then I get a similar amount of kind of nice, pleasant messages like this.
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This is obviously very, very nice thing, man.
So I appreciate it.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Weatherman over there in Canada.
Is it cold?
It's cold in Canada right now, right?
I believe so, yes.
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Thank you for the super chat, Weatherman.
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You're a legend.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right, guys.
So let's get right back into it.
So, Sav, the religious guy.
Right.
Yeah, before we got interrupted there, we were having a moment.
So, okay.
He became Christian.
You had already.
Wait, is this the two and a half year guy?
No.
This is a different guy you were dating.
Yeah.
This was like a couple months type of thing.
Not official.
Okay.
But.
Sweet.
Yeah.
But he got religious and he tried to save you.
Yeah.
And then you guys broke up because, yeah.
Pretty good.
Difference of values.
Yeah.
You did say being an OnlyFans creator does make it harder to date, but we kind of talked about that already.
Are there any specific problems that you wanted to touch on on that?
I mean, I feel like we've kind of covered them all.
Just dating in general is a lot tougher with OnlyFans.
Have you encountered this initially?
Well, I think you have, but initially the guy's okay with it.
Yeah.
But only until like it gets further into the relationship, he's like, you know what?
I thought I was going to be okay with it, but there's some problems.
Yeah.
And it becomes an issue.
That's usually how it goes, honestly.
Are there specific things that they have an issue with?
Is it like you messaging the other men?
Is it the photos?
What is it like specifically?
I feel like it's always a social media.
Like just having a Twitter and Instagram and posting hot pictures on there.
Okay.
Huh.
I mean, the OnlyFans too, but I don't make like videos with other people, so.
Okay.
You said modern dating seems really transactional.
Right.
Yeah.
how much do you pay are you just get what are you doing I feel like you pay information.
paying for dates or what do you mean I feel like like in other ways not not exactly money but give me an example like how so what What's a specific example from you of a dating situation that you felt was really transactional?
Okay.
I need to think about that for a minute.
Was it the YouTube guy?
He's like.
I mean, yeah, I feel like some guys just want like arm candy, like somebody that looks good.
Like they just want somebody that's going to be good for their image.
And then, you know, I guess it could go the same both ways, but I feel like there's always some underlying thing for dating these days.
Like, it's not just dating because you like each other.
Okay.
Well, we can get into some of that more later.
going to katie uh you said you uh dated a famous soccer player or footballer yeah i well i still have like seen him as a mate and stuff now But yeah, I was like dating, going out for dinner with him a lot.
Who?
I can't say his name, but he played for Arsenal.
Arsenal.
Okay.
It's like Premier League football.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Chat, guess who it is?
Okay, so you dated him, or you still have sex with him?
Is what you're saying?
No, I still like chat, like mates.
Oh, mates.
Okay, friends, okay.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
But it wasn't like a proper deep relationship.
It was more like we just went out for food and like chilled a lot.
Yeah.
And then I saw in one of your Instagram posts, I think that you made you make, how much do you make on the OF or made on the OF?
Altogether.
Yeah.
Three million.
Three mil.
Okay.
But I also deal with the platform.
I think it's true, Savannah.
I think, why do you, why are you?
That's not 100%.
You're the OF.
You're not $2, though.
Yeah.
I mean, American dollars?
No, pounds?
Isn't it more?
Isn't pounds more?
I think it is.
Isn't it right now?
Pounds less.
I think this is in Canada.
Wait, one British pound to one USD.
Oh, no, wait, one pound sterling is 1.29 USD.
So it is worth more.
Obviously, I like people that I've had to pay tax and that.
Oh, of course.
So here, 3 million pounds to USD would be, yeah, that would be 3.8 million USD in dollars.
Get that money, Grant.
Maybe you grind it out.
Yeah.
A lot of times a lot of my friends will do it.
They just, they'll waste it all.
Well, yeah, fast money.
Investing and buying two houses and one abroad in Spain.
Sav, are you willing to disclose your OF, moolah, income?
I feel like it varies, really, depending on...
How about total?
I don't know, total.
I just monthly.
What was the most you made in the month?
Like $60,000.
$60,000 in a month?
Okay.
Yeah.
Most in a year?
I don't know, honestly.
I feel like this year will probably be my biggest year.
Have you made a million in a year?
Not in a year.
Not in a year.
Okay.
Half a mill?
Yeah, I think around that.
All right.
But so going back to your things, are you willing to show me proof?
Proof.
Like, doesn't it show your OF earnings on the dashboard in defense?
I have it on my computer, not on just unlogging.
It's not on your phones?
No, I do it on my laptop.
I can send it through us if you can add that screen finally.
Would it be during the show or would you just send it?
After late when I go back.
Okay.
You can put it on the Instagram if anyone wants to see it.
Sure.
You said that relationships in this day and age should be open.
Should be open.
Yeah, because I think it works better.
I feel like there's a lot of people out there in relationships.
And the guy, what I found from previous boys that I've tried dating is they're always looking for better.
You could be the best person ever.
I don't know, celebrities, for example, they're like together and the woman's going to be stunning.
But the man's always going to look for more.
I feel like you could be a 10 and he'd still want more.
Oh, so like the men would still cheat.
I'm worried.
I worry.
I've got a lot of things.
So it's better with how I've got it.
I need to actually step away for just a moment, but I know, Sav, you actually disagree with this.
And I don't know if the other girls disagree with open relationships.
So if you guys want to have an exchange just while I step away for a moment, just one thing, Sav, if I could have you scoot the microphone to the edge of the table.
And just one thing for these cameras.
I know she, like, normally you want to look towards the person when you're talking.
But if you can, just kind of try to be a bit more straight.
Okay.
Not with your sexuality.
If you're bi, it's okay.
But just be straight when you're talking.
Go ahead.
Take it away, Sav.
You disagree.
Go ahead.
I do disagree.
I am insane and I could not do that.
If I'm worried about somebody cheating on me, I just wouldn't date them.
Period.
Yep, absolutely.
I mean, I think, you know, some people like that, like Polly.
I think some people like that.
Me?
No.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah, I could never do that.
No, just me.
That's it.
No.
I'm like a one-man kind of woman.
I like sharing, I think it's very, I don't know.
Yeah, I know.
I will rot wily for you.
Yeah, like, I will.
I'm not talking straight up.
I'm a Taurus, so I'm like a loving, loyal, down-to-earth creature.
I wouldn't have gone that way if it wasn't for OF.
But the thing is, is because I do it with a lot of people.
I think it's all different for you.
I can understand that.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
So, if you don't like it, then why are you saying that all relationships should be open?
Like, your thing that you that Brian said that you said, I don't know if you actually said it, but he said that you said that all relationships.
My job, my job.
Okay, that's fair.
Like, if you're the porn industry, that's more understandable.
That's totally fair, right?
Only fan.
I wish I didn't, like, deep down, I wish I did not OnlyFans.
But if you were not only fans, you may have three houses.
There are a lot of people that don't like what I do, and I'm worried I couldn't just go into it.
I would love to be just a gym girl, you know, do you know?
Then go do that.
So, are you trying to just get set up and then like you vainly?
I will eventually bring something else.
I feel like I can do this forever because I want him to stay loyal to me down the line.
It's just now.
I mean, I feel like $3 million in three houses is kind of set up enough to stop doing OnlyFans.
Like, invest in the middle of the day.
Especially if you're maybe 23 and then I might stop.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, especially.
Like, especially if you're being honest with like, I don't like it, I don't want to do it.
Because I had an OF for like three months, like, four years ago, and it destroyed my mental.
Like, I it changed my mindset of like sex and stuff from something that you do for enjoyment to a job, right?
So, like, it impacted my relationship with my husband at the time.
Like, he was, we weren't married at that point, and he was okay with what I was doing because we hadn't gotten religious yet.
But was it his idea?
No, no, we were struggling, and it was COVID.
It is a quick fix, but it's but that's the thing, is it wasn't right?
Like, it is if you already have a platform or if you're ready to do, or if you're willing to do these, like, crazy scenes, like you with the gangbangs and everything.
Yeah, I hate it, but I know it's money, it's really bad.
I only did solo stuff, and even just doing solo stuff, it still like fully impacted my relationship with sex, right?
So, if it's already impacting you, like you say, it is, like, you literally just said, I hate it.
I don't know what I'm saying.
So, why?
I thought last week will go do it with like someone on page one, and that makes me like think in my head.
Yeah, like you've got me, like, but then it's how it is.
Why not only make boy girl content with your boyfriend and close the relationship?
I should, yeah.
Yeah, that's a great idea.
Yeah, just like if you want to, if you want to keep doing OnlyFans because of the money aspect, then why not just do it with your boyfriend if you don't like the concept of open money?
He only does POV, so no face.
And we found that people, like, the other creators, like the big creators, the guys that I collab with, have gotten maybe like 100K on Insta because they put their face in.
That makes me like so much more than just my guy.
Yeah.
But you know what?
I've just got to think, he doesn't get feelings for these girls.
He does it because I, I don't know.
And I know these girls, I've met them.
I know they're just there for one thing and they'll leave.
Yeah, I mean, I've been going on dates.
Yeah, I've been in an open relationship where it was like one-sided open because I'm biased.
So the guy I was with at the time was like, you can go bang other women.
Yeah.
But like, I'll stay faithful.
And even that dynamic was like super weird, right?
Because you're sharing your like.
Exactly.
Like, if you're in a committed relationship with somebody, I personally believe that like giving it up for anyone else is kind of like just for my man only.
Yeah, like it's kind of chickly chickly.
So I only got one way on a choo-choo tray.
It's hard to share.
I love buy people.
Yeah, I love that.
It's incredibly hard to share.
Like it'll fully impact your own personal like security within yourself, right?
Because you see him, like say he went and banged someone who was like blonde hair, green eyes, like a size zero, right?
They're better looking than me.
Exactly.
So it's going to impact your mental health.
So why not just like you've made the money.
You've made more money than a lot of people make in their entire lives.
You've got houses for residual income.
Like you can make them Airbnbs.
You can rent them out.
You can do whatever.
That's what I do with one of them.
Yeah.
And it does well.
Yeah, especially like you said you have one in Spain, like in Madrid.
Yeah, so what would be your cutoff point?
Like when you think that would be here?
What in terms of money, what I've made or well, I mean just in terms of like continuing doing OnlyFans, like when would you stop?
Like what would make you feel comfortable enough to stop at that?
Once I've got maybe one more property that I want to buy, I'm trying to save for now, I'll probably stop.
Because this whole abortion thing is what's crazy.
Yeah, that's definitely a toll on your mental health and stuff.
Yeah, especially because you had the actual procedure where they go up and down.
I wouldn't have gone there.
I would have kept it if it wasn't for OF.
Do you know what I mean?
I want to stop.
That's fine.
That's really rough.
People will pay a lot of money for pregnant stuff.
People are weird.
I wouldn't.
A lot of weird fashions out there.
Let's just say.
I made a bunch of money on OF blowing up balloons and lingerie.
Like, no nudity or anything.
Yeah, I sell my nappies.
I don't pay for anything.
I sell everything.
Yeah.
Your feet.
Yeah, I had people that I knew in person pay me for like feet pics, which I hear the craziest stories from people.
They started off with feet picks.
Yeah, and that's usually how it is, right?
Like it's a gateway.
You're selling your body a little bit and then you start selling it all of it, right?
Yeah.
But I just used to like, you know, go on at like adult sites when I first started and I used to screen record someone else's POV and pretend it was me because I was like, I don't want to do it.
And then one day I was like, I'll just do it.
But you know, when you see money coming in, it's like you don't want to stop.
Yeah, money's basically a drug.
Like they hate me.
Like, I had to move to London.
Yeah, especially because like with the economy and how expensive everything is.
I mean, I don't know how it is in the UK.
I know nothing about global.
I imagine it's expensive.
Yeah.
So much as the tax having a lot of people.
The federal tax is about to be abolished.
I think it's like 30%.
I think it's like 33%.
It's like a third of your income.
But yeah, I just think if you are already seeing the detriments that it has to your mental health and the relationships that you're forming with other people.
My health.
Yeah, exactly.
My family, you know.
Yeah.
How did you, can I ask, how does your family feel?
I'm not so pleased with it.
I come from a good background.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Art, doctors.
So then.
And then there's just me.
Was the initial draw just the money?
Was that like the reason you started it?
The freedom, because I was in a normal job in like a little cafe, and then the pay was like £4.50, which is like nothing.
In your money, well, like $5.
It was cheap.
And then started it.
But I used to do YouTube in school and that did well.
I got to like $20K on Insta with the fashion.
I used to get PR, like, what they call it, PR in the UK.
But then I saw a lot of girls did OF.
Men just grew, did that, and then OnlyFans has definitely become a big thing.
Yeah, he's hugely.
And then you've got like the girls that he was saying, like Bonnie Blue, they go too extreme.
Yeah, that's a while with the 24 hours.
Guys, I'm just yeah.
I don't, I don't know the Bonnie personal Lily Phillips or whatever when she was out.
I was at 100.
Yeah, and like her next school is a thousand, whatever.
She was wanting to do the old men thing.
Yeah, and then she went on podcasts after the hundred crying about how it like impacted her mental health and then turns around and says she wants to do a thousand.
I feel like a lot of this is just for publicity though.
Oh, absolutely.
Yeah, absolutely.
You know, it's like how mind probably is only for us.
I would say she's a smart girl.
She's public.
She's marketing herself.
We're talking about her right now.
So you do, you absolutely need to be a certain level of smart to be able to market yourself.
However, I'm pretty sure Lily Phillips has an agency and has people that do it for her.
And therefore, that found her.
Because I subbed to her.
I subbed to Lily Phillips.
I wanted to see how the replies are.
It's automated.
She does not have, she's got like 10,000 subscribers plus on different platforms.
And there's no way that you can talk to all of those people as one person.
I'm like, it's true.
Yeah, like it's it's a scale thing, right?
Like you do it all yourself.
Saf, you said you do it all yourself, too.
But once you hit that point of like 5k plus people trying to talk to you all the time, I don't reply to everyone.
I bring most of my money through the subs and then they just see it on my wall.
Like, it's more of the subs that make me the money.
Yeah.
It'll be like 50k in subs and 20k in.
Subscribers.
Oh, yes.
Okay, gotcha.
So, yeah, this.
Yeah.
There's a girl in America.
Do you know who Sophie Rain is?
I've heard the name.
I've heard her name.
Yeah, she makes six mil a month.
Yeah.
But she doesn't do anything, right?
Yeah.
This is the like that's the dancing and stuff.
She just dances.
Yeah, I mean, her marketing is like a Christian.
Like, she's a virgin.
She's never cut for so long.
You have to find a niche.
Yeah, like if you look at Belle Delphine back when she was like a super big thing, like she did no nudity.
She had the pasties on all the time.
And then the moment she started doing full nudity, the internet stopped talking about her because everyone knew what she looked like now.
There was no more mystery.
And it was like, okay, bye.
I'm like, we don't care about it anymore.
Right?
So it gets to a point where it's like, you see so many naked people all the time.
Like it kind of becomes dull.
Yeah, super dull.
Like that's why corn addiction is an issue and all that.
I mean, I guess for some people, I have not experienced that though.
Because I only do solo stuff.
I've never had to do anything crazy to get subscribers or key people around.
So I guess that's also a good idea.
That just depends on the audience.
Yeah, for sure.
Definitely.
Damn.
I hate to announce this, but you know, it's.
I'm looking at the analytics here.
Oh, God.
It went down.
The analytics, you know, as soon as I leave.
You have such a pretty face, Brian.
Everyone is solid.
They're all right.
Literally, literally.
The analytics.
I'm like, you're the main run.
We lost like a thousand.
He's gone.
I'm gone.
You're the main run of the show.
Rip.
Okay.
Wait, what?
What the fuck?
What the?
Did you guys put something in my drink?
No.
Okay.
Wait, can you say Jakaris really quick and look into this camera and say, no, why would I?
No.
That's not bad.
It's not.
No.
Drakaris.
Jakaris.
No, I'm good.
I don't even know what that means.
Because you know what?
I'll rap if you say Jakaris.
Because you look like Amelia Clark.
Right, that's her name right now.
From Game of Thrones.
I think of it.
Say it regularly.
So he can rap.
What does that mean, though?
I'm not saying that.
I'll tell you.
I'll tell you what it means.
No, it is.
So when she has her dragon, it's an instruction to her dragon to breathe fire.
It's like burning.
It means that it's not.
I mean, I hope you're telling the truth.
Don't make me look.
No, it's not something.
You're not saying.
No.
Nobody here seen Game of Thrones?
I've never watched Game of Thrones.
I've never watched that show.
Jakaris.
I think I watched maybe one of the first one.
Jakaris.
Dra Dracaris.
Dracaris.
All right, I'm only going to say it one time now.
Don't make me repeat myself.
All right, into this camera.
Look deep into this camera.
Look at it, though, camera.
Drakaris.
Whatever.
No, don't look at me.
Look into the camera.
I wasn't looking at you.
I was looking at you.
Look at the camera.
Jakaris.
What?
Dracaris.
Dracaris.
But don't cry.
You put a question mark at the end.
Drakaris.
Exclamation.
Put an exclamation mark at the end.
Dracaris.
There you go.
I give it like a B minus.
It was okay.
It was okay.
All right, good.
It's better than an F. Let's get the rap.
Let's take the B minus.
Wait, what?
I'll take the B minus.
I'll take the B minus.
What is some other shit that Daenerys said in Game of Thrones that we could have to say?
I was going to episode.
Here, I'm going to Google Daenerys quotes.
I definitely didn't say that.
I definitely did not say that.
I'm definitely not on camera saying that.
I want to.
No, fuck.
Alexis likes rapping.
I'm just kidding.
I like what?
I like rappers.
No, I don't like rappers.
I only did one rapper.
I was asking.
I only did one rapper.
I wanted to see him rap.
That's why.
What is your name?
Oh, yeah, come on now.
I don't know.
He said he was going to rap.
He's trying to avoid it.
He's been trying to get it.
Can you say the following?
Can you say the following?
Wait, where are the.
Oh my goodness.
What?
My Google's.
Uh-oh.
I'm Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen of the blood of old Valyria.
You lost me already.
I lost you.
Yeah.
Why not watch that show?
Yeah, me too.
I'm more of a Harry Potter type.
You're more of a Harry Potter type.
Wait, so you want me?
Do you actually want me to rap or can you let me know?
No, no, no, no.
I'm definitely a bonjour.
Can you let me off the hook, please?
We need Brian Slimsha.
You know what?
How about this?
I wanted to do, I want, you know, how Sir Mixilot, his claim to fame, I don't know why he keeps on saying that.
I don't even know.
So you know, back in the 90s, you know how back in the 90s, he had a lot of money.
Actually, I think I know who that is, but I don't know.
Baby Got Back.
Okay, I don't know how he looks like, but well, that's.
But so I recently, I was like, you know, how can I?
You think that the rapper guy I was with for 10 years, what makes you think he's older than me?
He was only a year older than me.
Oh, I don't know.
Nothing crazy.
Wait, you want to hear me rap or not?
You got to let me talk.
Let me talk.
Let me hydrate myself.
You stalling out.
I got this.
So I pulled up the lyrics because here's what I did: the reason I'm bringing up Sir Mixilot is he had a song about having a preference for women with large buttocks.
Buttocks.
And I have a thing for women with large labia.
So I was like, how can I do, how can I do like the white boy version of Baby Got Back?
Freaking little white white boy.
Of Baby Got Back, but Large Labia.
Baby Galamia.
I asked Grok, which is the Twitter AI, to write me a rap song about how I date women with fat, big, giant, fat labia.
So I want to pick the best one, though.
So let me see.
We love it.
There's something that's here.
No, that one's kind of lame.
Okay, this is super corny.
Wait, fuck.
Wait, where is it?
Okay, all right.
This is so cringe, but I'll do it because I made a deal.
I'm a man of my word.
All right, that's good.
I've dated gals from Maine to Timbuktu, short ones, tall ones, even one named Sue.
But when I see large labia strutting my way, I'm drooling like a hound on a barbecue day.
I don't care about hair or fancy shoes.
Large labia's the only muse I choose.
Oh, that's gonna go viral.
Swipe left on a small.
I'm a picky old coot.
Large labia ladies got me glued to the root.
Large labia ladies, they're my jam.
Bigger the labia, the happier I am.
Large labia flapping like a flag in the breeze.
I'm hollering large labia.
Lord, yes.
It just sounds like you're reading.
Large labia queens, I'm your number one fan.
Large labia loves my whole dang planet.
Okay, I can't do more.
I ain't going into bursting.
There you go.
Big labia.
I'll spawning you right now.
Wait, hold on.
There's more.
Hold on.
I met a guy.
Oh, he likes it.
He likes it.
Met a gal with large labia down at the fair.
She winked and her labia waved in the air.
I said, Ma'am, that's the largest labia I can't resist.
Let's two-step to the beat of that.
Okay, well, whatever.
Let's ask the chat what they made.
Yeah.
That's Grammy worthy right there.
Yeah, thank you, Maria.
Grammy William for the largest labia.
Plane.
Bro, send me a photo.
Really surprised people paid to the family.
Send me a photo.
Harry Potter.
I think he meant three.
Here's what we're going to claim.
Here's what I'm doing.
I'm going to help you out, bro.
I am going to download your profile picture on Instagram.
Yeah, please.
I'm surprised that people pay.
He's going to be like the girl.
I feel like you meant three because of the OF.
Because you don't have an OF.
I don't have an OF.
People don't share.
I hope this pulls up.
I don't know if it will.
Okay, private chat, Damien.
All right, you're going to pull that up.
That's hard.
I bet he's going to pay just the content.
What are some good quotes from Daenerys, though?
Because you really could be a doppelganger for Amelia Clark.
You know what?
He found that.
I did get a lot of that when my hair was white, though.
With the braids, too.
I had the braids.
Here's the problem, though.
You could have made Bank before season eight.
But that was a catastrophe.
So nobody cares about Game of Thrones anymore.
They butchered it.
They ruined the most valuable intellectual property since Star Wars.
That's another conversation.
They made House of the Dragon.
You could still make a killing.
Doing what?
Being an impersonator.
A look-alike.
I'm trying to be nobody but myself.
I'm good.
I'll let her do her.
From Daenerys.
Yeah.
Daenerys doesn't have any good lines, you know.
At least she's like, okay, look.
Jesus Christ.
Wow.
Oh, wow, Michael.
You know what?
I know Kyle, and we know Swanee, but no, no to either.
And no to Chance.
No to Chance either.
Yeah, no, no, no.
Chance the Rapper.
Chance?
Chance the Rapper.
You know what?
That's that guy.
Who is Chancellor?
You don't know Chancellor or Chancellor Rapper.
Bro, you think I'm not sure?
No, no, no.
I did not.
You know, I was in Kyle's music video.
When you saw him, you would be like, oh, yeah, I know who.
You definitely looked at him.
No, I wouldn't.
You could show me a photo of him.
You would know who Chancellor Rapper is.
I'd like you to get your phone and look.
I didn't know what Kendrick Lamar looks like until I've watched the Super Bowl.
Shut up.
That is from YT people's shit.
YT, you're white.
I'm not.
I'm Cuban.
Oh, you're Latina?
Yes, I am.
You're white Latina.
Yeah, I'm okay with that.
You're still Latina.
Okay.
But no.
You didn't know Kendrick.
No, no.
You think I listened?
Do you think I'm cool enough?
I don't think you listen to rap, but I'm cool enough to be like, we were listening.
You know what?
I was listening to a rap song, Mob Deep, Shook Ones.
We were listening to you.
We were listening to I was listening to Shook Ones part two before the show.
Wait, is that?
Who is that?
Shook.
Shook One.
See, you guys deal with this new school shit.
Shook Ones, Mob Deep.
I don't know who Deborah Deep.
You fuck with Mob Deep.
You know who Mob Deep is?
I don't.
You don't know who Mob Deep is?
No.
Oh, you don't know.
I think I'm familiar with Mobile.
Oh, you don't know Kendrick?
You don't know Chance?
You don't know Mob Deep?
Yeah, I'm saying you don't know who they look like.
Patrick's gonna be like, what's that song here?
98 Till Infinity.
Wait, 98 Till Infinity.
I know who Mobility.
I've heard some of that.
You don't know Souls of Mischief?
Do you know Souls of Mischief?
I mean, I'm sure if I heard a song or something.
She.
You don't know Souls of Mischief.
She was going to learn to do that.
93.
Not 98 till 93 Till Infinity.
You don't know that song?
You should wrap up your promise.
Maybe play it.
Maybe you can't play it, right?
Because they need to get a copyright.
Unfortunately.
Wait, do we have the Klan picture?
These girls want to see Clane.
Boom.
Aw, look at the pup.
You know who he looks like?
I mean, you're not.
You got to throw the dog in there.
Aw, you got the girls with the dog.
He looks like the guy who plays Charles Boyle on Brooklyn 99.
I don't know the actual name.
Is this the guy that's been roasting everyone?
He insults everyone.
This is the guy that's been insulting everyone.
I mean, you look like a bitch.
Oh.
Wait, you got more to say?
Tell him how to do it.
Tell us how you really feel.
I'm not wasting any more breath on that bitch.
Oh, shit, Clane.
Shots fired.
Shots fired.
He's going to come.
He might come from.
He's been another 200.
Nobody heard it.
I think he was like a four or a five.
I said 3.5.
I don't.
I think to be below a five, you've got to be real ugly.
Why isn't he a 10?
He's not a 10 in my book, but he could be a 10 in somebody else's.
He's not a 10 at all.
Sorry, Clan man.
Sorry.
Sorry, not sorry.
But why isn't he a 10?
That's what I'm saying.
Why is he?
I forgot what he looks like.
Wait, do we have the gender swap?
Nothing special.
Do we have gender swap?
Your dog's cute, but.
No.
No.
Discord.
Get us the gender swap.
We have to do gender swap with this group.
Who's it?
Discord.
Gender swap.
AI.
Gender swap.
We need it.
We need it for this group.
Okay, let's get through the notes.
All right.
Katie.
Katie, we got to get through your notes here, okay?
Your job, you say your job helps men out that don't get sex from their wives.
Yeah, that's a real thing.
You got a lot of husbands up in them?
Yeah, a lot of my subs are married men.
And they like the money comes from the video calls, and they're calling me while their girlfriend's sleep.
It's quite mad, really, how many.
I'm not surprised.
With that, is that what makes you feel more like it's more sustainable to be in an open relationship because you have so many men that are already married that are constantly?
I just feel like there is a lot out there.
Like a lot of roads.
Even that I know that I know from school that I think the boys are so loyal and then they're actually sub to me now.
And I never would have thought they'd be like that.
Like cool.
It's just mad.
So you have a bunch of notes here though, Katie.
I'd love to go through more.
You like to ride and sometimes do it on your family's sofa.
Oh, no, basically, it's something that do they know this?
Basically, what made me go quite viral was got this old guy, he's like a daddy in the back of my videos.
And I used to daddy with this video.
I filmed like in lingerie.
I used to like take my dressing gown off in front of him on like just a TikTok, not get naked and stuff.
And yeah, it'd go viral because the men would sub and be like, oh, they found that like nice.
Does that make sense?
Wait, is it your actual father?
No, like a dad.
It's just like an older dude that you just twerk in front of you.
Basically, like my daddy.
And basically my mother.
Daddy, not daddy.
Is daddy with the ear?
Daddy.
I know.
Daddy, then people are going to be able to do that.
This one's crazy.
You said you love taking prime bottles up there and that's my after.
Oh, prime is gross.
Have you done that, Savannah?
What did he put up?
Like the bottle?
No, I never put anything unconventional up there.
What does prime?
I've already seen how fans me as well.
What?
Well, I mean.
That's dangerous.
That's never mind.
That's so dangerous.
Yeah, like people think.
I've heard stories where girls have to go to the hospital, like that one bottle.
Wait, you said that.
Wait, really quick.
You said the YouTube guy you were saying.
He destroys things?
Like, what did you say?
That's what you said.
Well, yeah, I just, we'll just.
We'll sleep in a different way.
But did that extend itself into the, like, the bedroom?
Like, he's like, I'm trying to destroy you.
Oh, no.
Did he say some cringe shit like that?
I mean, he did.
Well, no.
No.
Oh, my God.
I got to know who she's talking about.
Okay, though.
Now go to YouTube.
Wait, so you snap.
You put prime bottles in and around your vagina.
Yeah.
Does that not hurt?
It does.
For plastic and kitchen utensils and stuff.
Kitchen utensils.
Get the talks.
What clean?
Grab the barbecue socks, pull it out now.
That is like the thing that people find mad at me.
I do things like that on.
You can't do it on OF, you have to do it on another platform.
So do they ask you?
You can't put bottles up inside your hood.
I don't want to let you do anything outdoor, anything to do with that.
They monitor it.
But anything to do with that is on another platform, which I do.
Oh.
Thank you for your specifying.
I want to go home.
You said you selling weird, which you wrote.
You wrote wired.
It's weird.
I remember my spelling.
Weird items.
You sell like underwear and stuff.
Is it basically?
You sell your nail clippings.
Yeah.
Damn.
What?
People are.
No, I've heard Savannah.
Why are you shaming people?
I'm not.
I'm not shaming shit.
That's crazy, Savannah.
Oh, my God.
Why are you kink shaming?
I'm kink shaming the men, not her.
Kink shaming.
That's weird.
You can't say it's not weird to buy somebody.
Okay, see, why are you kink shaming?
I think it's weird, but I feel like you're more open-minded because you do OF, you do hurt what she does.
I do not do OFI.
You don't do that, but you do the OF.
But it's solo simple You've never done some weird shit No, I've never done some weird shit Get the chick I've like just a reminder, guys, reminder.
Just one microphone at a time.
Go ahead.
I've sold like underwear a few times, but I've never sold nail clippings or that's what, but she's great.
You sell panties.
I have, like, twice.
It's a good selling point if you go into it a lot.
Like, really?
Just sell it.
Which is a lot of work.
I've heard like bath water, like cereal mouth, women, men, like guys, you know what?
Bro.
But the reason we don't send that is like.
Wait, you said dry skin from the bottom of your feet?
Yeah, yeah, but you know what?
That's good money.
500 pounds.
That's fucking disgusting.
So it's like Parmesan cheese.
Do you just like get it in a bag?
Oh, you know what?
Did you like grade it into a bag?
Yeah.
I don't know if grating is the right word.
Like, if you know, you don't want to get your feet done or like the nail swan.
I use a cheese grater.
Yeah.
What is that?
It's a parmesan for your pizza later.
Like, what?
Oh, God.
Wow.
How much do you charge for that?
500 pounds?
Okay, for the skin?
Yeah, and then you do a website.
£300.
Okay.
But I want you to throw it on the site.
Now, I'm going to ask, is that your idea?
Is that more of like what they're wanting?
What they're wanting.
What are the Zoom bars?
So someone specifically messaged you and said, can I buy your foot skin?
Yeah.
Damn.
Go get a pedicure.
I'll be right back.
I'm inspired by that.
Holy crap.
How much do you charge for the nail clippings that you send?
500 pounds.
Which is like your money, $550.
5.50.
Do you do all 10 nails?
Do you do your nails or your nails?
I can't remember when I was done, but it'll be at a salon or collector.
Does that include cuticles?
It's just the nails.
That's extra.
That's just the extra ten.
Someone's going to clone you.
But we don't do anything to do with like we only can DNA.
What do you think they do with the nail clipping?
Oh, they filmed it.
You're not going to eat their nails.
What if they pray?
I don't know.
I don't know.
See how I for me?
I'm just like, I don't care.
I just think what in people's heads.
I'm not hungry anymore.
I was.
Nice.
Okay.
Wow, that's pretty crazy.
Okay, so I guess getting back into the rest of your notes, you said your granddad is next to start throwing what?
So you know the dad thing that I do.
You put panties on his head.
It's not your dad.
It's like some random old.
So now I'm going to do someone older.
It's just like for like the promotion, like the marketing that I do.
and around an older guy.
There's a girl that does it in here.
Get the rocks!
Abdul.
Yeah, get the rock.
Get the rocks.
That's cool.
You said you wanted to talk about the open relationship.
It should be a thing.
you're in an open relationship it works better because you can collaborate with cop couples where the women what woman women is the cuck okay so cut clean yeah like i've done it before with like a couple and then the woman watched the wife would watch and i'd do it with her partner getting hit okay yeah you said uh can men and women be friends do the fact we were born to f each other And it's a very controversial type topic?
Oh, you wrote tip.
I can men and women be friends?
Yeah, but women and women have sex with each other too, and men and men have sex with each other too.
Men and women can be friends.
Yeah, they can.
Yeah, I have a lot of guy friends that are not the same.
If they are, I honestly I would debate it for that they could.
They could be friends.
It depends like how friendly I just don't think it's mates with.
I don't even think it's an interesting topic to debate though, so I would.
I just disagree with you guys, but I just I I also disagree.
It's not that interesting.
Has anyone seen Sally?
When Harry met Sally?
That's been a long time, that's an old love.
Yes, i've seen the movie.
Why?
Because that's what their uh argument is, the whole movie.
They're like men and women cannot be friends.
Men and women cannot be friends.
So what did the movie?
And then do they end up together in the end?
Well, i'll let you guys watch it.
So, point proven, it's probably okay to spoil a 30 year old movie or whatever on the whatever podcast.
They haven't watched it by now.
Watch it, it's good.
It's like, uh, Darth Vader.
Darth Vader is looks fun.
I think it's okay if we think it's okay if we talk about okay.
Um, last week you said you got a call from a fan who bought a first-class ticket for you to Dubai.
Yeah, yeah.
So flew for to f him.
And he was how old he's?
Like 85.
Oh, and what about him?
So he, he was one of my fans and that's why I went like I went on holiday in Dubai because my job's illegal there, so he flew me there and then, on from there, he flew me.
He lived in Sydney.
That's why we went Australia for four weeks okay, and met him, did I?
I didn't do full on, I did like a little bit with him, and then he paid me a lot of money.
How much?
Like six grand, that's it, six grand.
And you said he had the what zeros.
He had what?
Oh, it's like a hand job no, but what did he have?
What do you mean?
What did he have in your notes?
What did he have?
What did he have?
He had the biggest.
Oh yeah yeah, i'm still working at that age.
Did your fucking manager write this shit for you bruh?
Yeah, it'll be me, it'll be my spelling, okay.
Um, so he was Was 85.
You said he had a massive peepee.
Yeah, but I was quite like, what the hell?
Wait, hold on.
He got you.
He lived in Australia.
You live in the UK.
He got you a ticket.
Because you have to go to Dubai first.
Do you?
Yeah.
Then you have to go from Dubai on the show.
Has anybody here been to Australia?
Not yet.
I did a transfer there.
Wait, is this you?
If you live in the if you live in Europe, this guy, he surfs, bro.
He's like, not as bullshit.
I've been to Australia a couple of times.
You surf, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I just got right there.
But she was coming.
You leave from the US, right?
Yeah.
But you can go to Singapore.
Wait, so.
Are you just talking about just like a layover fight?
I did.
Well, he did it so that I could have a holiday.
I paid for my Dubai.
Speak into the mic.
Speak into the mic.
So he got me a flight as a transfer, but he left in between Dubai and going on to Sydney a week, so we went on holiday there.
Sure.
Okay.
I'm not going to press the.
I'm not going to press the.
Well, is it really?
Is that how you get to Australia?
But okay.
You said you wanted to.
Actually, no, I think that's it for your notes.
We have Alexis.
Hi.
You said you haven't dated in the modern world because you're freshly out of a 10-year relationship.
Yeah.
So, like, I've never been on dating apps or like gone on dates like that.
Damn.
It's bad.
My sister tried to hook me up with someone and it was horrible.
Horrible.
Literally nothing.
But I mean, who can match up to a cheating rapper?
I mean, it's like the bar has been set really high.
You know what?
I like to think that he was just more than a cheating rapper, though.
He's so much more than that.
Yeah.
He had his flaws.
Yeah, everyone has their flaws, right?
Yeah.
But there's definitely people that are not as, I don't know, I guess you could say, like.
What was wrong with the guy that your sister set you up with?
What was wrong?
Total douche.
Douche.
Total douche.
You don't like douchebags?
No, I don't like douchebags.
Why was he douchey?
I mean, the fact that the guy would like literally always drink and drive.
And then on top of that.
Yeah.
And then even after drive?
No, it's just.
You just drink.
Yeah.
For funs.
For funsies.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, so he was douchey and he was a DUI guy.
Yeah, but like bad decision making and things like that.
Your sister set you up with me up.
You gotta be a little upset with his sister then, I guess.
You said your date got beat up by his brother?
That was him, yeah.
Yeah, I made sure that he like got home safe and his brother was there and whooped his ass.
Like real bad.
Wait, why did the brother beat up?
They were both drunk.
I think it just ran.
Like, I don't know.
It was horrible.
I was like, is this happening?
And I'm just standing there like, I'm never going on a blind date ever.
Younger brother or older brother?
His older brother.
His older brother beat him up.
Yeah.
Do you recall what the argument was about?
Literally nothing.
They were just fine and they were drinking and I was about to head out.
And they just, his brother just started swinging on him and beat him up so bad there was blood everywhere.
Like hospital had to go to the hospital.
Like, yeah, Stitches, black guy.
Was he knocked out?
Yeah, he got knocked out.
He got knocked out.
And his brother was like, his brother was like six something and like probably like 400 pounds and just whooped his ass for no reason.
And I was like, you know what?
You gotta go.
I kind of see where he was getting at though.
But they were both wasted.
First, they started drinking, and then yeah, it was crazy.
Damn, I definitely called my sister, and she so you were you just kicking it in the corner watching your date get fucked up, basically.
Um, I was just like, okay, he got into his like, were you trying to break it up?
How tall are you?
I'm definitely do not try to break it up.
Were you trying to get in the way?
I'm I look, I know better than to get involved with two men fighting.
I stood right there, and I was like, you know what?
I'm about to leave.
Like, that was insane.
That was probably one of the things.
This is my sign to leave.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Have you guys hooked up?
No.
No, no hooking up.
No hooking up.
All right.
Well, hey, you know.
And then you said splitting.
You want to talk about splitting the bill on real sales?
Yeah, I want to know what people's perspective is on that.
Sure.
Like, what do people think about not just splitting bills, but in general?
Like, first day.
In general.
Or stay or just in general in life.
Like.
I'm fine with that.
Because, like, you, do you go 50-50 with your man?
She pays her man.
He's important by her.
And then basically, we go out for dinner, and he, because he's not on as much as me, he'll put what he can.
He would, like, the 30% towards, you know, Amir.
Like, if I go like Nobu, because I like going there, it's so expensive.
Say if the bill was like 280, he'd put maybe like the 80 and I'd put the 200.
So I obviously pay more, but I earn a lot more than he'd put.
Okay.
Okay.
I'd take me out there sometimes, but it'd be like to places he would afford.
So 50-50.
Oh, also for you.
For the right person, but not for a long time.
No.
My husband and I, all of our money goes into one account.
So I guess technically 50-50 because we literally have one bank account.
And I mean, granted, my husband's disabled, so he doesn't have a job right now.
We're working on getting disability, and the Arizona state government sucks.
But when he was working, all of our money, his paychecks, my paychecks, all went into the same account.
It was never like, this is your money, this is my money.
It's like, it's our money.
We pay for everything out of our account when you're married too.
Oh, shit.
I pay if she has my back in a fight.
Oh, what?
Somebody's like, I pay if she has my back in a fight.
That's related to the brother fight.
Brother fights.
Yeah.
So they'll pay if you got their back.
So I guess 50-50 or should the guy pay?
I'm down with 50-50.
Is it like negative, a little negative brownie points if the guy's like two checks?
No, not really.
You're fine with that.
I mean, I make more than you make more than most men, okay?
Especially in Tucson, Arizona.
Yeah.
Okay, what about you?
I don't do 50-50, but if other people want to do that, it's fine.
Okay.
But you prefer the guy paying for the first date?
Yeah.
Like what he pays.
50-50.
50-50.
You prefer.
Well, I would do 50-50 for the right person, yeah.
For the first date?
For the right person.
But you prefer.
I always offer.
No, I don't have a preference.
I mean, because I make my own money and I make good money, so I like to spend my money.
Okay.
What about you?
For the first date, no.
I would not do 50-50.
You want the guy to pay for the.
Yeah, I mean, that I think is the most gentleman thing to do.
And I believe in the old school ways, for sure.
Old school ways?
Yeah.
Yeah, I prefer for the man to pay for the first date.
And then if we see each other longer, then we will be able to do it.
If he's my friend, I'll pay.
50-50.
Right.
Me?
Yeah.
I've gone on one official date where you go out to a restaurant and I had to pick the dude up at his house because he didn't have a car.
And then we 50-50'd at the restaurant, and then I never saw him again.
It wasn't because of the 50-50 thing.
It was because he sucked.
Okay.
Yeah, I mean, I think if the woman's traditional, then you should be traditional.
If she's not traditional, she can pay for her own bill.
That seems like a fair proposition.
I'd always offer on the first date, but then they usually end up paying.
You know what?
Screw that.
The woman should pay.
Oh, here we go.
The woman should pay for the entire thing.
Oh.
Because how am I supposed to know that you're serious about me if you don't?
That's sort of how I feel.
I feel like we're just friends if you don't pay.
As a woman, you don't pay for the.
I feel like that's just friends.
Y'all just friend.
We just friends.
Why don't you tell?
Like, you pay for the date, then I can know that you're feeling me, you know?
Then I know you're serious.
I think it's also like a form of control.
It's like control.
Yeah, like I feel like.
For the guy to pay for the date or vice versa.
Like, I feel like it's like you kind of like, you get to control the narrative a little bit.
What do you mean?
Yeah, like if two people go on a date, right?
And you're like, you're paying.
You don't really feel obligated to like owe them anything or like be a certain way towards them just because they're the payer.
Well, vice versa.
This could go for men paying for women.
Whoever's paying, though.
Like you feel less obligated to them.
Yeah.
Nobody should expect anything anyway.
Like you guys are just going on a date.
You both know about one another a little bit.
And then the man chose to go on the date with you.
So he knows.
Damien, we're getting reflection.
We need to drop.
Hold on.
Do you see what I'm talking about, Damien?
I don't want reflection in.
Hold on.
In the windows.
I'm trying to see which angle it was.
Oh, this one?
We're getting reflection.
We need to move the chair.
Okay, do you see it?
Just make it work behind the scenes.
Go ahead.
I don't think also, I want to say, I don't think it's a matter of you can, or it's like you can open your own door.
You can do everything for yourself.
You could buy your own gifts.
It's like, it's just a nice gesture.
And if I see that gesture, I appreciate it.
Well, so, would you guys agree with this?
So I think it's definitely lame, these dudes who go on dates with women, and they're like, they feel entitled to something because they pay for it.
Like they feel entitled to sex because they paid for the date.
I think that's weird.
That's weird.
That's creepy.
But I feel like that has to also apply to women too in a different way.
So in the same way, and I'm 100% on board with this, if a guy pays for dinner, you don't, as a woman, you don't owe him anything.
And that's my genuine position.
You don't owe him a second date, a third date, you don't owe him sex.
I'm 100% on board with this.
But I don't know if women like the sort of entailment of where that goes a little bit further.
As a woman, if you have sex with a guy, he doesn't owe you a relationship.
Fair proposition?
Absolutely.
Is that a fair proposition?
Yes.
Because in the same way that there are women, now, it's more complicated because there are dudes who are going to play you and they're going to front that they're looking for something serious and want a relationship.
No, no, no, I didn't.
And then they hit and then they're gone.
That's kind of scheming.
But I do think there are women who are dating men casually and there hasn't been any conversation when it comes to anything long-term.
There hasn't been anything set out in conversation on the man's part, the woman's part when it comes to like continuity of the relationship.
And the girl sleeps with a guy and girls get bent out of shape when the guy doesn't call her back or whatever.
And I think, look, me personally, my approach is I'm not interested in sleeping with a girl once.
Absent you doing some dopey shit.
Like you have to fuck up in some way for me to only want to sleep with you once.
Like if I sleep with a girl, I want there to be continuity.
I want to continue dating her.
But there are men out there who will sleep with a girl just one time and then it's a wrap.
But I do think women get kind of bent out of shape.
And it's like, that's kind of the mirror opposite of girls who are like, they go on the date, they're not really feeling the guy, and then that's it.
Sometimes guys sleep with you, and then they're not feeling you after that.
So, I mean, I don't know.
I do want to say that.
What do you think, Saf?
I think that's a fair assessment.
Okay.
W, me and Sav are agreeing on things, I guess.
I do want to say for first dates, I don't like to go to dinners anymore.
Because, like, I went on a dinner date with this guy that he spent a lot of money, and I knew when I first walked in the door that I didn't like him.
Like, I knew that I didn't like him.
Why'd you stay on the date?
Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
Before you answer, walk out the door.
Had you guys exchanged words?
Yeah, but we didn't face it.
You said you walked in.
You walked in the door, and then.
You know how a person's mannerisms are and how they carry themselves and their whole character.
And so you're like, oh, I don't like that person.
But did you even say hi?
Like you saw him from in the distance?
And then you knew.
You knew before he even said anything to you, this wasn't the guy.
Earlier in the conversation, you were making a big argument as to- I'm not talking about only looks.
I'm talking about- You didn't talk to- I'm talking about- I'm talking about energy.
Oh, the energy.
I realized.
Oh, the energy.
That's true.
But earlier, you're like, how, but I don't care about looks.
Blah, blah, blah.
And then now you wouldn't even talk to the dude.
You looked at him.
You physically looked at him and you instantly rejected him.
It wasn't.
No, we talked to each other.
Checkmate, huh?
We talked to each other.
And it's like, it's also.
But then you talk to each other beforehand, right?
Only by like text.
Text, yeah.
Right.
But you, but you walked up, you walked into the date.
You had not even.
I promise you, it wasn't about his looks.
It's not about his looks.
What was it about?
His energy?
It's about the way someone holds themselves and their whole character.
And you could just tell.
You could just.
Their essence, their being, their whole character.
But what about his body language?
Right, everything.
But the way you hold yourself, that factors into your presence.
I thought he was cute.
Like, I thought he was a cute guy.
But you.
Bruh.
Okay.
I know that when you.
Okay, can you say.
Agree.
Can you agree that there is sort of like a chemistry thing that happens between everyone?
Connection.
Right.
And how you feel when you're connecting with them makes a difference.
If you were already talking to this.
Yeah, if you were already talking to this guy, then you knew that you had enough in common to go on a date with him, which means that you knew enough about his personality to like say, yes, I'm going to go out with you.
And then you see him from across the restaurant or whatever, and you're like, ah, actually, never mind.
So like, what was the thought process?
Because you'd already spoken to him and learned his character.
No, we texted.
We like, it was like a back and forth.
Like, oh, you know, it's like, because I am on dating apps.
So it's just like, that's just sort of how it is.
It's like, hey, how you doing?
Okay, blah, blah, blah.
Like, want to hang out?
Want to get coffee?
Whatever.
You go hang out and then you find out if you connect in person or not.
Can I ask you which of these crystals is your favorite?
Can I grab it?
No, you can point to it and leave it exactly where they are.
I like the pink one.
The pink one?
Okay.
Which one's your favorite?
I kind of like the one.
There's two of them, actually, but the one over there, iridescent.
Yeah, I like the iridescent one.
That one is pretty.
So you would want to be put in the pink crystal.
If you had to live in one of the crystals, you would go in the pink crystal.
Yeah.
Okay, that's cool.
You go in the pink crystal.
Okay, so anyways, no, it's just earlier you were making a big stand about how, oh, looks don't really matter.
Energy.
That's what I'm.
And I'm not saying in a cuckoo kind of way.
I'm just trying to say what.
But what does that mean?
Energy?
Like, what?
Everything that's happening right now.
Like, we're all our own characters and we're all bouncing off of each other.
Bouncing.
But if you had it, if you had, like, just walked in, you weren't bouncing off of anything.
You just saw him and went, I don't like your aura.
No, we talked briefly.
Like, we talked and I, it was like, I met him.
I'm like, I don't think.
And then we kept on interacting and I was like, yeah, no, I don't.
But my whole point around that whole thing, not to be scrutinized by my own feelings, but my whole point was, I don't go on dinner dates for the first date anymore because I don't want anyone to spend a lot of money.
We can go and get a coffee.
Sure, that's fine.
Did you go through with the dinner, though?
Yes.
Like, you didn't just dip?
No.
Okay, you went through the dinner, but there wasn't a second date.
And I tried to be as pleasant and as fun as possible.
That's fine.
But you knew walking in, you just, you saw him.
You saw his vibe.
You saw his energy.
Did you see his aura?
Did he.
Hey, why are you flickering your eyes at me, Prov?
That's a real thing.
You don't believe in aura?
Did you see his aura?
There is an energy.
There is a connection thing.
Do you know?
Yeah, yeah.
No, you can definitely have a connection with someone before you even really meet them in person.
Yeah, I mean, chemistry is an incredibly real thing, right?
For sure.
Oh, go ahead.
Go ahead.
My bad.
My bad.
No, I was just going to say, like, literally the second night that my husband spent over when we first started dating, I showed him my first dance song that I had planned since I was like 12 that I had never shown any man before because I knew that he was going to be my husband.
Oh.
Don't make the crazy eyes, Brian.
I knew it.
So like you can definitely have the chemistry, right?
Yeah.
But you can't tell that across the room.
Like you have to have conversations.
Like yes, people can have a presence.
My husband's six foot five.
He has a presence, right?
But it's not like, I see you and I'm like, I like your energy.
Wait, do you have a septum?
I do.
I've had it since I was 17.
Does your husband hasn't been like, get that out of there?
He hasn't.
I had a bigger one and he doesn't like the bigger ones.
Your height doesn't tell you what to wear.
If your husband after tonight, after he got some advice from brother Brian.
He's probably watching.
What's up?
What's his name, Bartholomew?
Jordan.
Bartholomew.
I'm calling you Barth.
Do you want your wife to get rid of the septum piercings entirely?
Because look, sometimes in relationships, men, they can be a little hesitant to speak how they feel.
You know, they don't want to fuck shit up.
So do you want, because I can help you.
I can do the cyst.
I can do a little layup for you, right?
You want her to get rid of the septum.
Would you be willing, if he wanted it, for you to get rid of the septum piercing?
Absolutely.
Yeah, if he asked me to, I would have gotten rid of it.
I had a tongue piercing when we first started dating and he didn't like it and I got rid of it.
I've had other piercings that he didn't like that I got rid of.
I wear my hair curly most of the time.
Like this isn't my natural hair.
I straightened it because it looks better on camera.
But like I used to part my hair in the middle.
He likes it on the side.
I part it on the side.
Do you have preferences for him?
Jordan.
Like things that he'll do for you.
Let me, I'm going to open it up to the panel though.
If you were, I know, does anybody else here have a septum piercing?
No.
No.
Let's say you did have a septum piercing and your boyfriend, you've been dating for a year, you guys are in love, whatever.
He's like, hey, babe, listen, I don't really like how it looks.
Would you be willing to not wear it?
Take it out.
Would you do it?
Yes or no?
It's a septum piercing?
Yeah.
Never get a septum piercing.
No, but like, let's assume you want you liked it.
Oh, uh.
Probably not.
So, but here's the thing: it's the end of the relationship.
I mean, if he's going to dump me over a septum piercing, then he can dump me.
You're dumping him.
That's fine.
Like, wouldn't it go both ways?
If it's that serious, you know, then it is what it is.
Okay.
Would you do it?
I would take out my piercing.
Okay.
What about you?
Yeah, I'd take it out.
Would you take it out?
Oh, yeah, I'm very submissive.
I'd definitely take it out.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
There you go.
Why would I have one, but I would take it out.
Sure.
Okay.
I definitely would have.
How long have we been together?
A year.
And you guys are in love.
And we're in love?
A year, yeah.
Then I'll take it out, but he should see that if I like it and I look and I like how I feel with it and I feel confident with it, then I would think I would date a man that would let me do whatever.
I'm not let me, but I would date a man that would be okay with me doing whatever I want, expressing.
Would you date a guy that you would let him do whatever he wants?
Yeah.
Strip club?
You're fine with that?
Yeah, we're just.
Liking other girls' IG photos?
Are you cool with that?
Just answer that.
Before you tell me what you think, which I will happily hear out, just answer the first question.
No.
No, so you would have an issue with him liking other women's photos on Instagram?
Yes.
Okay, so tell me what you think now.
Go ahead.
How he presents himself and how he chooses to dress and project himself to the world is way different than how he's perceived.
It's way different than how he's presenting himself and I agree.
I agree it's different.
It makes no, like him liking another girl's photo is not, that is to the relationship.
That has to do with our relationship.
Okay, how about, sure, how about this?
You dressing revealing.
Right.
I actually do, I do go back and forth on that one because I know that, like, I think that's an insecure thing to do for a man, for him to be like, no one can see your body.
Like, it's not supposed to be for your man.
Right.
Or women's money.
I mean, I think that he probably wouldn't have a problem with it if I was with him because he would be like, I'm a confident man.
I mean, I don't believe in, I don't like to show myself, but if I did like to show myself, no, actually, sometimes I do.
And when I feel like it, I will, you know?
Okay, and when he feels like it, he's going to like another girl's Instagram photo, not because he wants to fuck her, but because he's like, oh, wow, her style is really great.
Some bullshit like that.
But like, how far can we take this?
Like, how far can we take your logical position?
So you're saying, well, dressing revealing.
What if he didn't want you like wearing lingerie in public?
Wasn't that like a Jonah Hill thing or something?
I don't know about Jonah Hill, but you can answer the question.
No, I get that.
I feel like when I was younger, I was a lot of people.
I do know what you're talking about with Jonah Hill.
He was dating a woman, and she, it was all over the news because she went public and like totally dragged him.
And they were dating for like two, three years or something.
And he was like, hey, listen, I have these boundaries.
I don't want you posting these types of photos.
I don't want you dressing in this sort of way.
I'm Jonah Hill.
I'm like, basically, I think he's an A-list.
Is he considered A-list or yeah, yeah.
I mean, he's not like Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio, but he's like, he's like mainstream actor.
He's in a lot of stuff.
Yeah.
So he's like, look, I have a really public-facing persona.
I'm in Hollywood.
I'm in traditional media.
I don't want my girlfriend doing this.
But go ahead, though.
I want to say that boundaries, because people always talk about boundaries, one of the big things to remember about boundaries is that your boundaries are not for other people.
They're not rules made for other people.
You don't say, like, my boundary is every time you come to my house, you have to bring me a cake.
You know, it's like my boundary.
That would be your boundary.
Wait, question.
What about like a rule for, just as we did tonight, people taking their shoes off?
That's for your space.
Yeah, but it's for other people.
It's external.
So, like, if you have a rule for your house, you have to take your shoes off at the front door.
That's for other people.
Right.
And then I could choose to not come if I had a problem with the shoe boundary or whatever.
And so sometimes people's boundaries clash or whatever.
Like, if I had a boundary against taking my shoes off.
Sure.
Yeah, you could choose not to do it.
And they could also choose to not allow you into the house.
Right.
Boundaries.
Yeah, boundaries are definitely for other people, right?
Like, you tell, say, you grew up with like a pretty abusive parent and you're like, hey, I don't appreciate the way you talk to me.
I'm setting a boundary.
If you continue talking to me that way, I'm not going to speak to you anymore.
Right.
That's a boundary that you're enforcing on someone else.
So you say, if you do this, I'm going to do this.
Yeah, and that's.
And if you dress revealing, I'm going to break up with you.
Like, it's a boundary.
Like, if you have male friends, I'm going to break up with you.
So you would be okay with somebody not wanting you anymore because of your piercing?
Because I would be like, yeah, I'll take it out if you think that looks better.
But if you're going to break up with me for it, then you're shallow.
I mean, it's definitely like an extreme.
I don't think that's a good idea.
Actually, hold on.
I'm prepared to defend this.
What would actually be wrong if this was genuinely a man's preference that he did not want, he refused outright to date women with septum piercings?
What would actually be wrong with it?
I'm thinking you got together, you had the piercing.
So mine's super small.
What if you didn't notice it before we went out in person?
Like, it's so small and it almost blends with my skin because it's golden.
I'm brown, right?
To me, that's shallow.
Like, if he didn't think like Brian, Lord Brian, what do you think?
If he didn't think like, oh, I like her for her.
I like her character.
I like her soul or whatever.
I like her for her, what's inside, then that's shallow.
If a little piercing is going to, like, if a man, like I had a friend who had, she'd have boyfriends, they'd get a haircut and she'd be like, ugh, that's disgusting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
About the boyfriend's haircut?
Right.
Like, some people are more basic.
I don't know.
They.
Visual stuff matters to a lot of people.
I think that's normal.
I think you just shouldn't have the expectation to change somebody.
Right.
Start dating them, whoever they are when you meet them.
You either have to.
Like, obviously, some things, but I think stuff like that, like jobs and the way you look and stuff is kind of insane to.
I mean, I think as a general rule, if somebody at the start of the relationship is engaged in certain behaviors that you know ahead of time are going to present issues or be even deal breakers further along in the relationship, it's ill-advised to pursue a relationship with them.
Right.
So like if a girl's a stripper and you don't, and you start dating her and now you're in a relationship with her and you don't want her to be a stripper, probably don't date a stripper, but also I do think they're, I don't think it's necessarily wrong.
I don't think it's necessarily wrong for a man to perhaps either change his position on something or to like, for example, a woman who goes out to bars and nightclubs.
I think this is a really good one that we can discuss.
So the man going in might think, well, she's going out to bars and nightclubs, not necessarily because this is some fantastic hobby of hers and she really likes nightlife, but because she's single.
And his standard could be, even from very early on in the relationship, I accept her going to bars and nightclubs because she's single.
And that's what single people do.
But now that we've been dating for a year, I'm no longer okay with you going to these venues that I think are more acclimated to people who are single and are more appropriate for people who are single.
In the same way, like you meet somebody on a dating app, well, of course they're on the dating app because they're single.
But once you guys establish, okay, do you want to be monogamous?
Okay, we should probably both not be on dating apps because this is a contravention of our monogamous relationship.
And so my thinking on this would simply be is like when it comes to bars and nightclubs or something, or perhaps even dressing revealing is the guy is making an assessment of, okay, this is what women do when they're single.
Women dress revealing, women go to bars, women go to clubs.
And look, I'm going to go ahead and grant that you guys go out to bars and clubs and dress revealing for yourself and have fun.
But I want you guys to be charitable back to me and say that one, one, not all of the reason, but one of the reasons you guys go is for male attention and male validation.
You dress revealing to perhaps advertise yourself as available to other men.
I'm not saying that's the only reason, but you're going to dress a certain way to perhaps make yourself more appealing to men.
And you're going to go to bars and nightclubs, not with the express intention of going to hook up or meet a guy.
But if a charming, attractive guy comes and talks to you at the bar or club, maybe that's nice and a little bit extra on a cherry on top.
Right.
And so I don't think it's actually necessarily even wrong if you're now with OF.
I think that's going to be a harder position to take going in as a guy if she's already doing OF because that's related to her money.
So if you're dealing, you know a girl is doing OF and you're going to try and date her, that's a harder sale for her to be like, you need to stop doing OF than like dressing revealing or going to the bar and club.
If you don't want to be in a relationship with a girl who does OnlyFans, don't date from the from the get-go, don't date a girl who does OnlyFans.
But I mean Can I interject?
Yeah, I mean, that was pretty much it.
So yeah, go ahead.
Wait, sorry.
I'm sorry.
I got to let this come through, but then you can interject.
Devon Jackson donated $200.
It's also shallow to immediately not like a guy because of some vague interpretation of his energy.
We all can be a little shallow sometimes, I guess.
So do you want to respond to that?
And then just you can go in with your interjection, I guess.
No.
You don't.
Respond to give them a little response, a paragraph or something.
Two sentences.
A sentence or two.
Run on sentence.
Like, I think if we just stripped away everything and we didn't, we were all just who we were inside.
I mean, that's for Savannah and Katie to do.
Never mind.
Sorry.
What?
That was bad here.
What'd you say?
What'd you say?
You said strip away and I'm talking about their.
Never mind.
Very covered.
It is sad.
It's sad.
It's sad.
It's sad that we live in such like a vain world.
It's sad.
War bad.
War is also bad.
Crime, poverty, starving children.
True, though.
No, but this is something that can be fixed.
I don't think so.
Wait, what can be fixed?
We can all look at the person in the mirror and be like, maybe I won't be so like maybe I can care about someone's the content of their character.
Like I can care about their good deeds.
When you say fixed, do you mean like global, universally fixed?
Like everything.
The whole reason why this is all consumerism.
Like the whole reason, they need us to think we're not good enough.
We have to constantly keep up with the trends.
We have to constantly make our face look like this or that so that we can just feed more money into everything.
Like that's all it is.
It's just.
So do you think like sexual attraction is not important in a relationship?
No, I do.
And I feel like when you first meet somebody, you can kind of feel if there's a sexual feeling.
And what contributes to the sexual attraction is that they're looking at me.
It's not the looks.
So you would like bang someone who was objectively a one just because you like passionate love to them.
That's sweet.
I'm not going to bang my friends.
I'm not going to.
Huh.
Okay.
All right.
And then you're going to say about that.
Can the interjection go?
Okay, the interjection is there are some women who are party girls, that they are extroverted women and they like to go out and they like to be socialized and they like to have fun.
So when you meet a woman that's like that and she has all these great qualities about her and she's like this outgoing girl, that might be something that comes with that.
She's going to want to go out even if she's not single, you know?
I mean, you can be outgoing and go out and not go to a club.
No, I'm saying you could be outgoing and do it however you want to do.
Yeah, but the argument was like, would you essentially stop going to a club because you're in a relationship with someone, right?
And you're saying, well, what if she's outgoing and she likes going to clubs?
Sure.
You can like whatever you want, right?
The idea is not changing someone when you first meet them.
So he's saying, when you're single, this is a single person thing to go out and, but it's not just a single person thing.
It's like an outgoing girl thing that girls, that some girls like to do.
Going out to bars and clubs is single people behavior unless you're going with your significant other, right?
Because like my brother would go with his girlfriend and go like line dancing at Denim and Diamonds, which is technically like a bar slash club or whatever, right?
And then, but my sister, who's married, does not go out to clubs.
And if she wants to be outgoing, her and like me and some of her other female friends will like rent out a karaoke room and like go do that.
And it's stuff that you do with your female friends that's not in the vein of like getting men to look at you when you're in a relationship.
That's fun that you like to do that.
Some people like to go out.
I mean, yeah, I like to go dance with my girlfriends.
It has nothing to do with guys.
I mean.
But if you're going out, you're like, you're attractive.
You're going to get attention.
Why don't we all just wear like little like hijab type?
I mean, no one's going that far.
No one's saying we need burkas, right?
People are, like, my argument at least is when you're single, act single.
When you're taking, act, taken, right?
Like, what how is dancing?
If somebody hits on me, yeah, they're going to never dance.
I mean, it's going to happen regardless if I go to a club or not.
Yeah, then I'm just going to Whole Foods.
Why not?
I think the difference here is, is that if you're in a relationship and you're just going about your life and you go to Whole Foods or Trader Joe's or whatever it is, and you get hit on it.
I don't think that that would be a reasonable boundary for a man to assert, like, oh, you're not allowed to go out in public at all.
Perhaps in like some Middle Eastern countries, I guess that's okay.
But in Western society, I don't even think there's any argument from even traditionalists or Christians or whatever it is that your girlfriend or wife can't go to the grocery store.
Heaven forbid some guy approaches her, whatever.
Um, I don't think that's really a position that's being made.
The position that's being made, though, is that these are very, very specific venues, social venues where there's like almost a near certainty, certainty, or anticipation that you're going to get hit on.
And so, that becomes a little bit different.
And I guess I'll explain it like this: so, and look, you can even say, again, I'll be charitable and say, y'all go out to have fun and dance, and you don't really care about the dudes, even if you're single or whatever, whether that's true or not.
I question that because why don't you guys, if you just want to dance and get drunk, go to Bevmo, buy some alcohol that's not going to be nearly as expensive.
You don't got to drive somewhere, you don't got to Uber downtown, you don't got to wait in some bullshit line that's just created so the club looks popping, but it's fucking empty inside, and then it's super, it's way too loud.
Your ears are ringing by the end of the night, people are smoking, people are drunk.
You got to be watching out for your own safety, people trying to drop shit in your drinks.
Yeah, there's a physical violence component, mostly for men when they go out to the club.
Yeah, uh, and there's just smoke and it's loud, and then you're back around a bunch of other drunk people.
But this is your interpretation.
Hold on, hold on, I'm almost done.
And so to me, it's like, if you why don't you just go to one of your girlfriend's place, put on some music, and just drink at home?
Why do you got to do it when there's other eyes on you?
Like, why, what's the component?
Like, if you just want to dance and drink, why can't it be with your girlfriends at your house and you save a bunch of money on alcohol and you don't got to deal with creepy men coming up to you and doing all that?
Why do you have to do it at the bar and club?
Because you want to be seen, whether it's by other women or by other men, but there's no other reason to go out to a bar or club other than validation and to be seen.
Explain, otherwise, explain it to me.
What if it's for like a birthday or something?
Somebody like celebrating something, or I feel like that's an exception, right?
Like, if your best friend is having her bachelorette party at a bar and you go to the bar, like that's different, right?
Like, I don't have a reason, not just for I want to go, like, I'm not a big club person, by the way.
Every time you go to the bar or club, it's for a birthday.
Like, let's be the most.
Either an event or some celebration.
I'm not a big club person to begin with, but yeah, I like I well, maybe not you specifically, but like of the women who participate in nightlife, are they doing it because there's always a specific like social event, like a birthday, or is it just like it's a Thursday, Friday night, let's go get drunk at the bar?
Like, I don't think it's always about an event.
They might also have single friends that like to go out, or they might be single.
Single girlfriends are like the worst thing for a girl.
A dude, okay, a dude in a relationship and she's got a bunch of single friends.
I just want to say, like, the best, like, the best relation where like my longest relationship, he was the type of guy that would be like, have fun.
Like, you know, we'll see you later.
Like, go have fun with your friends.
And to me, that's like a power.
I feel like that's a power move.
Like, I remember I did my cousin's bachelorette party, and we all like, um, we got our makeup done.
We went out, and I was like, if anyone offers me drinks, can I take the drinks?
And then he's like, yeah, go ahead.
Because, like, yeah, just was he a liberal?
Why is that pertinent?
I'm just curious.
I don't believe so.
He was a libertarian.
Oh, okay.
I mean, look, I get that it's good for you that you can date a guy who will have.
No, but it looks good to women when you do that.
Like, when you say, like, have fun.
Otherwise, you're like, oh, this guy is scared.
I'm going to find some.
Like, what does that say about the guy?
Like, it makes you think like.
I mean, you could just make the opposite argument that a guy who's actually willing to have standards and boundaries and be like, I'm not okay with you doing this, that could indicate higher levels of confidence than the guy, because I could just make it like a sort of conjecture-based argument, like, oh, well, the guy who is too scared and too insecure to speak up about something that bothers him, that shows insecurity, that shows weakness.
The guy who's confident and is like, hey, listen, this behavior, I don't think it's commensurate with like me wanting a monogamous long-term relationship, and I want to continue dating you, but you're putting the relationship at risk.
I also want to say it's a strange thing with dating because there's always going to be, in every relationship, a power dynamic.
Like, and it's going to be, there are going to be a lot of factors that play into that.
Like, if the money, the, just everything.
Like, there's, so if the guy is saying, I need you to not do that, then I want to know what he's doing for me.
Like, what?
Like, you're just going to, you're going to tell me what to do.
So, what are you, so how do you have that power over me?
Because men are leaders.
I look at it like communication.
Women are leaders too.
If he doesn't like it and you really love him, right?
Exactly.
No, no, no.
I see that.
I see that.
And also, like, I feel like it's almost the equivalent of like a guy, of a woman getting mad because a guy liked a photo or whatever.
I feel like I'm not going to, I'm probably not going to bring that up, but it did bother me.
Earlier, didn't you say that it would bother you?
Right.
But I'm probably not going to bring it up.
Because of insecurity?
No, no, no.
I'm probably not going to bring it up because it makes you look insecure.
It does.
So you'll just like start an argument over some other shit like two days later and you're just resentful.
And that's a strong emotion.
Whether it's a secret.
No, no.
If it meant a lot to me, I would let him know.
And then if I meant a lot to him, he would probably do something about it.
And then vice versa.
If I was a party girl and a guy didn't want me to, and he was like, hey, like, this is sort of affecting us.
Like, can you chill out a little bit?
Look, if you want to be a party girl, then go do it.
And look, my advice, I have to give the advice to the male component here.
If you don't want to date a girl who does that, try to find a girl who's not going to these bars and nightclubs.
But I also get the nuanced component here: there's guys who maybe every occasionally will go out to a bar or nightclub.
They'll see a girl who they fancy, who they think is attractive, and he'll go up to her and he might not be privy to like, oh, this, maybe she's like me.
Like, I just went out once a month, friend's birthday, whatever it is.
He's not privy to the fact that she's a party girl, but maybe that's an error on his part for not properly vetting.
And like, hey, how often do you go out to bars and clubs?
Oh, that's going to be a problem in the relationship.
Never mind.
Have a nice night.
But I don't know.
It's just interesting to me that, look, oh shit, I lost my train.
I lost my train of thought.
It was going to be a good one.
It was going to be something good.
I mean, but that's how cheating starts.
It's like if you can't communicate properly.
No, right.
I was going to say communication is important.
He's going to go, he or she is going to go find someone who doesn't do those things.
Right.
At the end of the day, it comes down to respect, right?
Like, do you or do you not respect your partner?
See, I don't like that.
Well, if you respect your partner and your partner asks you not to do something, you're not going to do it, right?
No, because even a month into my relationship with my husband, I was friends with this guy that I'd fooled around with in the past.
And he said, hey, it makes me uncomfortable that you're talking to that guy.
I'd prefer if you didn't.
And I said, okay, cool.
And then I never spoke to that guy again.
What if you were less friends with that man?
I think that if you have seen another party naked, you should not be friends with them if you're in a relationship.
Period.
That's plain beat right there.
Yeah, best friend is.
I'm keeping you on the back burner if this doesn't work out.
Yeah, exactly.
See, actually, you know what?
Women know in the back of their mind.
But it is true.
It is true.
Whether it's intentional or not, it's subconscious.
It's a thing.
Like, I will always be considerate in stuff like that.
I treat people how I want to be treated.
Absolutely.
I would not want my man to.
You're doing the same thing.
Yeah.
Like, I like, would you be okay with your man going out no boxers, gray sweatpants, and like slanging it around at the grocery store or whatever?
Like, and you, or he goes to the club in his gray sweatpants and all the women are cool with it.
I would.
I would be like, yep.
I just want to put myself in a position to, like, you know, I wouldn't put myself in a position to like, like, for a man to approach me.
Yeah.
Like, when I'm with somebody or even interested in somebody and I'm like tunnel vision on that person, I'm going to put myself in the position where men don't really feel comfortable approaching me.
Yeah, especially because like statistically, it's proven that if you are wearing a wedding ring, you're more likely to be approached in public because you've already been vetted.
You're good.
Someone already married you.
Let me swip off.
Wait, is that for men or for women?
For women.
For women.
For men.
Mostly women.
Wait, women get approached more.
No, women approach a man.
Has the ring.
I actually heard something funny on that.
A woman would rather.
What is it?
What is that thing about the house?
Oh, okay.
A woman would rather be with a man.
Wait, how does it go?
A woman would rather date.
Oh, okay, here it is.
A woman would rather date a man who lives with his wife than a man who lives with his parents.
That's what it is.
Something like that.
That's weird.
That's, I don't know.
Taken men are not attractive to me.
Taken men are not attractive to me.
I have a really spicy question.
Not spicy.
It's controversial.
I know everyone's going to have different opinions.
Okay.
What is it?
Do you think it's a matter of time?
But I might stick on this topic, but what is it?
Do you think it's wrong?
Like, because I'm like, if you're married, if you're engaged, absolutely not.
No way.
I'm not going to, I do not.
But if I like someone and they're just dating someone and I don't know the girl.
No, that's wrong.
You're still a homewrecker.
You're still a humble.
At the end of the day, there's way too many people in this world to go after someone that's trying to pursue someone else.
That to me, for me personally, I would never pursue a guy that I am aware that he is pursuing someone else.
I'm not that competitive.
Yeah, I had a friend who was in a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship for 10 years, right?
So do you think year nine, they're still not engaged?
Yeah, let me go get some of that.
No, Okay, I guess I should reframe.
Like, if they're newly dating, like, a couple weeks in, they'll still go alone.
Leave them alone.
I always think, no, no, I'm not going to pursue it, but I'm like, I.
Yeah.
What if you do that?
I'm going to bring it back to the previous topic.
So, question: Would you, if you were dating a guy and he started to want to wear dresses, would you be okay with that?
No.
I don't like the painted nails.
I don't like the short shorts.
No, but what if he was like, Yeah, I want to start wearing it.
What if I was like, I want to shave my hair and get like that's a good question, actually?
You know, like so, like, the girl's dating the guy, and the girl's like, Hey, I want to shave my head.
Right.
That's actually a really, that's a really good.
I've heard, I think we've talked about that.
That's different.
That literally happened in my relationship.
Yeah, but I think a lot of guys.
But dresses, you could just take it right off.
But I think, so I think a lot of guys with The girlfriend, so here's the scenario: been dating for a year, and the girlfriend has previously had long, like normal girl hair, whatever.
But then she's like, Hey, babe, I want to shave my head, like shave my hair off, completely buzz cut, shorter than mine, buzz cut.
Um, Mad Mex dye.
I think the guy would totally, it'd be totally acceptable for him to say, No, I'm not cool with that.
Um, and he, and I think a lot of men would probably lose some attraction for the girl.
I knew a girl that got married and had kids with someone, and then he transitioned to a woman.
That does happen, that happens, and they're still together.
But going around the table on the like the buzz cut thing, uh, do you think it would be okay if the girl, the girlfriend, she buzzes that she just goes ahead, buzzes the hair off.
She was dating a guy, and he's like not no longer attracted to her.
Do you think it's okay if he breaks up with her?
Yeah, I feel like that if it affects the sexual attraction, that's his right.
Is it okay?
Fair?
Yeah, I did that.
Okay, fair.
Yeah, but it says a lot more about you than it does.
It says a lot more about the man than it does about the person shaving.
Imagine, like, there are women that get cancer, they have to shave off their hair.
That's a nice thing.
That's not by choice.
It always the extreme.
Yeah, but that's what that's not by choice.
Yeah, it's totally different.
I'm thinking the majority of men would stand by their girl if she had, like, what is it, alopecia or whatever?
Alopecia.
And she got cancer.
But you wouldn't be attracted.
I mean, actually, I met men that have broken up with people for those reasons.
Like, I mean, there are people out there that, like, so it's not all about, it's not all about looks and attraction.
Like, you actually have to love the person and care about the person.
I mean, I would agree with you, even under the circumstance where she does have cancer, would the guy potentially be less attracted to her?
Yes, but I think the like underlying established relationship, he would stay with her despite this.
But when it's just like a completely voluntary, let me just buzz off my hair and I'm not going to listen to what you say because this is a completely voluntary act and I could keep my hair long, but I'm choosing to reject your preference on this matter and I'm just going to go ahead and buzz it off.
I think that that's a different, it's just a different situation.
Yeah, for sure.
Especially if a person has cancer.
That's totally.
Yeah, yeah.
I think most men are going to be much more understanding under those circumstances versus just, I just want to do an extra look.
So we have graffito.
Graffito.
Graffiti Totat donated $200.
GSIX, it's about priorities.
Do you prioritize finding a long-term committed partner or partying?
Sounds like you choose the latter.
Also, Brian is your service.
Yo, I need a baby got flaps.
I need a babygot flaps.
That was insane.
I need to get on that.
Graffito, I'm not getting that I'm a party person.
Thank you, Graffito, man.
Yo, Cat.
Get another rap.
You know what?
I'll do another wrap.
Yes.
No, you have to make up a wrap.
I need some.
I need to get a breath.
You can't get it.
Yo, Kat.
Thank you for the big gifted 50.
Guys, can we get some W's in the chat for Kat here?
Thank you, Kat.
And then earlier, Marcus, you sent these in earlier, Marcus.
Thank you for the 20 memberships, man.
Really appreciate it.
Guys, also a reminder: Reed is 100.
TTS is 200.
That was from Graffito.
Here, we have a chat here from Michael that came in about 30 minutes ago.
Felicity, do us the honors.
Take a girl out to the pool or the water park on the first date.
Got to see them without makeup before you commit.
Alternatively, take them to an escape room to see how you deal with concept together.
I like that a lot.
I like that a lot.
Yeah, well, on the first part, gentlemen, let me put you on some game.
So, girls, when it comes to the makeup thing, they've caught on to the.
Girls are clever.
They're smart.
Now they're clowning on y'all who are saying, oh, take her to the beach, take her to swim.
Because there's makeup that can, like, it sticks.
Like, you can wipe.
You can wipe and they'll still stay on, right?
So it doesn't work.
Like, you could take her to the pool or the beach or whatever.
The makeup is staying on.
There's like, isn't there shit you can put on where you're going?
Yeah, there's setting powder, setting spray.
It'll stick.
Yeah, there's stuff out there.
But the escape room, that's kind of a fun first hit.
The escape room was really fun, yeah.
See how she, yeah.
Also, what do you guys think about this?
Kind of related to Michael Jones thing.
Have you guys ever dated somebody, but then you traveled together and you're like, I don't know.
You know, like they're little.
Yeah.
Like if the Axel bag for sure.
Like they're good, but then you travel with them and the stress of travel, like you see a different side of them.
Have you ever seen that?
That's an if they have a kid too.
Yeah.
Not travel, but the biggest fight my husband and I have ever had was over building a bed frame because the instructions were awful and we were fighting.
Yeah, I can't do any sort of like construction.
Yeah, Ikea furniture.
What monopoly?
You play Monopoly?
I love Monopoly.
She's fucking drawing the fucking Monopoly board.
Like, what the fuck?
Taking off your money.
That's crazy.
Okay, we're going to.
Oh, we got the gender swap.
Let's do the gender swap.
But before we do that, Katie, you also said you like to argue in missionary position.
Yeah, what is that about?
It's pickup line on hinge.
Like a pickup.
Oh, right, right.
Yeah, so it's kind of like a hint that I want to do the you know what without saying it on like because you can't say it on hinge because you'll get banned.
So like I'll be like, put that as a phrase and then they're like, let's argue a missionary.
Basically like, can we do the argument?
Oh, yeah, I know, that's what I'm just saying.
It's like, tell me your politics.
Turn me on more.
I had a.
Wait, I don't know if I want to share that anecdote.
I don't think she's talking during sex like that.
No, I remember one girl I was dating for a long time, and she would just start talking about shit during sex.
Not all the time.
Don't tell people that, Brian.
know it doesn't look great but she would just be like she thought it was cute though she'd be like yeah what'd she say Was it like dirty talk?
Or she's like, did you see this week's episode of Love Island?
It wasn't dirty.
No, no, it wasn't dirty talk.
She talked about laundry.
What?
Oh, I thought she'd try to make it cutesy, so I thought, I don't know.
Well, it's cutesy.
I like that, Brian.
I'm trying.
It was a long time ago.
This was like a.
She's like, hurry up with your load so I can get the load in the laundry.
Oh, wow.
You guys suck.
That audience.
Do you have a laundry or what?
Extremes.
Such a good video.
You should do that next time you tell people that women talk during your sex.
Maybe make that sound when you tell them.
Look, we've all had interesting anecdotes when it comes to various sexual things.
No, but yeah, she'd like.
I wish I could remember some of the shit she would say.
But it wasn't dirty talk.
because that would be fine dirty laundry talk dirty laundry talk that's not funny I wish I could I'm going to have to brainstorm and think back.
Think about it and we'll circle back.
If you guys want to hear any more, I'm going to ask you to go into Priscilla Goose on Instagram.
That's Priscilla Goose.
Bro, what are you doing?
Oh, my God.
I don't want to crawl.
Chill out.
All right.
P-R-I, silly goose.
Goose did it?
Okay, that's too slow.
All right.
So let's see here.
Oh, really quick before we get into the gender swaps.
Wait, so just since we were talking about the Tinder or the dating app prompts, Sav, one of your dating app prompts is, don't go out with me if you don't want to get married or you're polyamorous.
That's true.
Okay, so you want to get married.
Straight to the point.
I like that but what if a guy let's do straight up about that let's do straight up about that let's do straight up about that So the poly thing, that makes sense, right?
But the married thing, if the guy, like, let's say he's like, look, I could be with you the rest of my life, but I don't want to get married.
That's, is that where you draw the line?
I mean, if we still have like a little wedding, but without the paperwork, that's fine.
You don't need to make it official.
Do you want to go to Vegas?
No, I just want to have like a nice little beach wedding.
It doesn't need to be official or anything.
Okay.
I feel like divorced men don't want to remarry.
So you want the party and the celebration, not the marriage.
Well, no, I mean, like, I feel like there's not really much of a difference from like living with someone you've been with for a long time and being married.
Like, there's no difference besides a piece of paper.
Yeah, I mean, Arizona, I'm pretty sure we have common law.
So, like, if you've been living with someone for like six plus years, you're legally married or whatever.
California is the same old.
I don't have mine.
I don't know if you're in California.
Wait.
Okay.
Question.
Have you been with someone?
Before we get into the gender swap, before we get into the gender swap, this goes back to kind of what we were talking about.
What would you do for the perfect man?
What would you be willing to sacrifice for the perfect man?
I'll start with the first question.
Perfect career or perfect man?
I feel like the perfect man would accept me for my career.
Period.
Wait, wait, wait.
So perfect career.
It's or perfect man.
So you get to have.
So I guess the entailment here is the perfect man, I guess in this example, hmm.
Would probably play.
As we say he's a provider, like he's a provider.
You don't have to work.
Or do I just leave it?
Like the perfect man will let them chat.
Should I leave it like the perfect man will let them work?
Do it off more.
Let them.
Yes, let them.
We will allow you.
We will allow you.
I'm waiting for what chat says.
Let's see.
Somebody said sandbox said no.
Coastal operator, no.
No work.
No.
Provider.
Daniel Trujillo says no.
No work.
Okay.
So here's the scenario.
Perfect career, but you got to keep dealing with the same dudes you've been dealing with.
Maybe you'll still find a nice guy.
Or you get the perfect man, but he doesn't want you to work.
And he wants you to stay, like be stay-at-home, girlfriend, wife, whatever.
Sign me up.
Should you pick your perfect career or you get your perfect career?
This could be your, whatever it is.
I don't know.
You're a famous actress or whatever it is, musician, or perfect man.
Starting with you, Sav.
I mean, I guess I'd go with perfect man at that.
Felicity?
Perfect man.
Okay.
Perfect man.
I know you're going to get annoyed, but I knew it.
No, I'm not going to get annoyed.
I just want to say, when you say career, because I think there's a difference between a career and a passion.
So, do you also include passion?
I mean, I'm sure your husband would allow you to have hobbies.
It's just you're not supposed to, like, you can't.
Hobbies and passions are also not the same.
Well, your perfect career, like your ideal.
Like, because I'm, I don't think I don't care about careers.
No, but I'm going to say I'm not a perfect man.
Okay, so I don't care about careers.
I care about passion.
What's your passion?
Writing.
Okay.
So.
I'm not going to give up writing for a man.
Hold on.
I'm willing to actually change for you.
So you're perfect.
You get to pursue your hobby, but you have to continue on your current dating path.
Maybe you find a great guy, maybe you don't.
Or instantly, you now have your perfect in every way.
Perfect man.
But an entailment of that is you have to stop writing.
What do you do?
I can't do it.
You wouldn't give up writing.
You can take voice notes instead.
Just saying.
Well, you mean writing isn't containing the perfect man everywhere.
No, no, no.
What do you mean?
I'll still write, but it doesn't have to be a career.
Well, like, does anyone do like painting or some sort of voice writing?
You wanna bought?
Or no, no, no.
Like painting.
I painted.
She writes.
She's not writing.
Okay.
Wait, so you wouldn't, you wouldn't give up your passion of writing for the perfect man.
No, I couldn't.
So then you wouldn't give up.
The perfect man would never want me to give that up.
Would you give it up for children?
Well, for my babies?
Yes.
I don't know.
That's so hard.
That's a scarlet letter right there.
You're not going to give up writing for your children.
I'm not going to do anything for my child.
It's because it's a personal thing.
Like, it's a very personal thing.
Whatever happened to duties and responsibility?
Yeah.
You wouldn't be able to sacrifice.
I mean, if I had kids right now, that would be so messed up.
If I was like, I don't know, if suddenly I had children and then I couldn't write anymore.
It's not like I would, if I already had children.
But let me rephrase this.
I would not be willing to sacrifice writing for my children.
That's what you just said.
I don't know.
I did not say anything.
I said, that's just hard.
And the perfect husband.
You want kids, right?
Do you want kids?
Yeah.
How many kids?
Two, three?
As many as my husband wants.
Okay, so if he wants five, you'll have five.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I'm assuming if you find your per and your perfect man, an extension of this, your perfect man will never leave you.
Your perfect man will stay loyal to you.
Your perfect man will stay with you for the rest of your life.
So that entails having children with him.
You don't sacrifice writing.
Like, just to be clear, I would set a lot of dudes are like, I'd never say, I would sacrifice a lot for the perfect woman.
I would sacrifice everything else.
Because it's, I'm sure you guys agree.
Are there a lot of perfect men out there?
Are there a lot of perfect?
Like, it's hard to find.
Like, we're lucky maybe if we get 80%.
Yeah.
I mean, not if you get 80% of what you want, you're doing good.
I mean, nobody's perfect at the end of the day, but to get like your perfect match.
Your perfect woman.
I'm going to sacrifice a lot for the perfect girl.
Yeah, a perfect match, right?
Like your perfect match.
Sure, yeah.
You're a perfect man.
That's the person who is perfect for you.
Thank you.
But you wouldn't sacrifice writing for the perfect man.
And that comes with kids.
That comes with kids with the perfect man who's going to be the father, who's going to be all of that.
Oh, yeah.
That would matter more to me than making clothes for sure.
You'd give it up.
I would give up making care.
Wait, are you passionate about clothes?
That's my career.
I make a lot of money off of collaborating with brands.
I would give it up for you.
For fashion, like you run the business or you just?
I own my own brand, and I also do the design.
Yes.
Okay.
So there's like creativity.
If my perfect man was like, okay, no more of that.
And then like, I have a child or two, I would, because I would be more passionate about the love there.
My child would matter more to me than any article of clothing, any amount of money ever.
Right.
But the money thing, isn't it?
I'm thinking more of the passion.
I'd be more passionate about my if you were born with a passion in your heart.
Yeah.
So I am very passionate about writing as well.
I'm working on a book.
I want to be an author.
If, like, if my husband all of a sudden started making like enough money to support us and was like, quit your job and I don't want you to write anymore.
You're going to be like full stay at home, cook clean, all that.
I would do it in a heartbeat.
Yeah.
Traveling.
Yeah, because my passion would be to raise my child with my best friend.
Be a good mom.
Be a good wife.
Maybe I really am not meant to be a mom.
Maybe I'm not.
That was so good.
I'm not even that.
Like, just for my partner.
She has to be a parent, you know?
But I do think that's going to be the thing that's going to get me through.
Like, throughout the years, I'm going to be writing about my family.
I'm going to be writing about my experiences.
I'm going to be documenting things.
It's all going to be a part of it.
Like a part of your notes.
Or are you writing like a book?
I wrote a book.
I wrote a screenplay.
Biography.
I wrote a 30-minute screenplay.
I like to write.
God, Hemingway over here.
Future Hemingway.
What's your book about?
Because I'm genuinely interested.
I spoke about it earlier.
It's a YA fantasy book.
I don't want to give too much because it's.
People could definitely steal your idea.
That's true, which is why we should definitely not talk about it.
Yeah.
So nobody steals.
Just so nobody steals the idea.
Claps.
If I had to choose wait Felicity, take it away.
If I had to choose one on the panel to wife, it would be Chair Six.
She seems most genuine and has a nice laugh.
Would you consider being a trad wife for the right guy if he checked all the boxes out of him?
I would 1,000% be a trad wife.
But I would do comedy.
I would go and do comedy.
That's not a trad wife.
I would make all the food.
I would clean the house.
I would do everything.
But I would also do comedy in the nighttime in the evening.
But a trad wife is you stay home all the time, you homemake, you take care of the comments.
I wouldn't do that.
But you literally just said that you wouldn't do that.
But you can do both.
I'm saying you can do both.
But you can't.
You're a trad wife.
I'm saying a career is different than a passion.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm saying maybe if, even if I didn't make money, I would still want to do comedy.
Even if I made no money from it, I would still want to do it.
Wait, question.
I don't think careers, I think they're overrated.
Comedy, stand-up comedy, or perfect man?
Stand-up comedy or perfect man.
Right.
It would have to be stand-up comedy because that's what I feel called to do in my life.
Like, it would have to be, I want to eventually write for streaming networks, write shows, like, get my messages out there.
And that's also a type of conception.
Question: Would the perfect man be a billionaire?
Oh, yeah.
Yes, he would.
So you would give up comedy for a billionaire?
No, she wouldn't.
Oh, you wouldn't.
Like, the perfect man is a billionaire.
I assume he's like your specific physical type, like the most attractive in terms of what you like, in terms of his personality.
I like Omid.
I like this guy named Omid.
But he's taken.
Oh, you bow, girl.
So.
Oh, me, dear.
How leader you out there, Lee.
Let me ask it like this: you would not give up your stand-up comedy pursuit for a billionaire perfect man.
No.
Bruh.
It's the thing that makes me wake up in the morning.
I'll give up my career for a billionaire female.
Hello?
He's like, why am I going to fucking get up?
Oh, fuck.
I'm just kidding.
Okay.
I love you.
I'm sorry.
No, but like, what I don't understand is what?
Like, just, I don't understand.
So, the writing, you won't give up for a perfect billionaire man.
The stand-up comedy, you won't give up for a perfect billionaire man.
I just find it really interesting that, like, where's the self-sacrifice?
I know.
Like, that seems like a good trade-off.
Like, I'm dating.
Like, have you ever dated a perfect guy of all the men you've dated?
I'm so mead.
But you haven't dated him.
Yeah, we dated.
Oh, I thought it was just a guy you were crushing.
No, I like him.
We dated.
I love him.
We dated.
But he's with somebody else.
Now he's with someone else.
Okay.
All right.
Oh.
The love.
Look into this camera and give him away.
I would provide for you and care for you forever.
You're beautiful, funny, and I love your aura.
Aura.
You radiate positivity and happiness.
If you stopped off, we could sip champagne on my boat.
No.
Would you stop?
I think you said it, though.
Would you stop OnlyFans for the perfect man?
Yeah.
Okay.
Totally.
Boom.
I don't mean to be afraid.
Chair One Simp.
There it is.
Go ahead.
I don't mean to be rude, but when you said that that guy, like, and I'm just like, what the heck are they providing?
They're just like writing your coattails?
Like, you know what I mean?
What are we talking about?
But your ex.
Like, he was just kind of, wasn't he not?
He didn't even have a good career or anything.
And he was mad that you're doing OnlyFans to provide for yourself.
Right.
And it just, it doesn't make sense to me.
Like, what, what is the, like, this, like, there are men out there that will value you and be like, I'm going to take care of you.
And then there are guys that are like, I won't take care of you, and you can't take care of yourself either.
Well, see, that's why we broke up.
Right, yeah.
See, but if it were a scenario that chair one simp wasn't really gonna be like yeah, he wants to take me on his boat to sip champagne, then you know, ask him where are we going first?
Yeah, that's fine.
But no, if he is a loser, then no, different, totally different situation, right?
Different ballpark.
Absolutely.
Now you know you, well, yeah.
Yeah.
Different types of men out there.
Oh, yes.
I think it was if he's the perfect man.
Yeah.
Sacrifices.
Obviously, her ex wasn't the perfect man.
Right.
Right.
That's where they broke up.
Exactly.
Period.
Yeah, I think a lot of the times the hypotheticals on the show get twisted into something that they're not, right?
Like, well, I wouldn't give it up for a guy who didn't have everything.
And it's like, well, yeah, the point was, would you give it up for a guy who did have everything?
And now you're changing it and twisting it and not answering the question.
And not just you.
Like, that happens very consistently on this podcast.
Yeah.
Were you a hall monitor when you were growing up?
No.
You have home monitor vibes.
Hall monitor.
You really do.
Or like, have you ever seen recess?
No.
Girl.
I mean, I am like a stickler for rules and stuff.
I'm autistic.
Like, it kind of comes with the territory.
But yeah, I think that a lot of this comes down to like a lot of the miscommunication on this show comes down to the panelists not necessarily listening and kind of making their own question and then answering their own question instead of the one being asked.
Yeah.
Loopholes.
I agree.
Loopholes.
Yeah.
Loopholes like a question.
Maybe if this, and it's like, well, hypotheticals, but these are very, very serious.
But they're all hypothetical questions at the end of the day.
So I mean, it doesn't matter.
Let's do.
But it's like a yes or no question.
Yeah, so it's like it should be simple.
It also, I feel like, has to do with like, have you fulfilled something in that field before?
Like for you to want to be able to give up something for someone.
Like maybe if you did, you know, accomplish certain things, and I'm not saying that you haven't, but if you've like lived that life like you're ready to.
Yeah, like I've released several collections.
I've been in the fashion for 10 plus years.
I would, I've already had my experience with that.
And it's finding someone, the perfect guy and my family and all that.
Would you give up all those experiences for the perfect man?
Like would you, like if you could, if you could go in a time machine, give up those experiences and just be with him, would you do it?
What do you mean?
Like if you could go back in time, never have had those experiences, never beautiful.
Yeah.
I think so.
Because at the end of the day, what really matters is like that person that you're going to grow old with.
That love.
Yeah, that love.
That unconditional love.
I mean, I'm a very unconditional person, so I definitely would do something like that for my child.
Let's.
And men.
Let's do the gender swap.
Let's just check out the gender swap here.
I saw one back there.
I was like, wow.
Oh.
Yes.
Like in the left corner?
Is it weird to say that I would?
Yeah, so the question here is: would you date the male version of you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes, which one with beard or no beard?
You look kind of Asian in the middle.
Are you part?
No.
No.
She just has hooded eyes, and that's what AI does.
Okay.
So which one would you prefer?
I feel like if it had a mustache and no beard, I'd do that one.
Okay.
Mustache.
Moving on.
All right.
Let's do next.
AI is crazy.
Good boy.
Or that's like a trailer park boy.
Would Felicity, would you date the male version of you?
No.
That's like my dad.
That's your dad?
It looks just like him when he was like 12.
That's wild.
Yeah.
Like younger pictures of him look identical.
That's your dad.
You should show him this.
AI is.
Is he no longer.
Oh, fuck.
My bad.
I didn't know.
I'm sorry.
But no, I would not.
That's weird.
That's weird.
Okay.
Would it be.
Never mind.
Okay.
Next one.
I would just walk.
Wow.
Would you date the picture?
Would you date the male version of you?
No.
Obviously.
Into the mic?
No.
Absolutely not.
No.
Absolutely not.
Oh, God.
I'm not ready to see you.
He looks like he plays soft and nervous.
What the fuck?
That looks just like my brothers.
Oh, my God.
I will show you guys after that.
That looks just like two older brothers.
He looks very flamboyant.
The last one looks like my oldest brother.
The middle one looks like my second oldest brother.
No.
No.
So no, you would not date the game.
Good.
My brothers are very handsome young men.
They fuck the hair up, which is the hair's not curly.
The hair is not great.
Oh, wow.
And the middle one actually looks like my nephew, too.
My dad has very strong jeans.
Had a very strong jeans.
I mean, the Cuban one.
The middle one.
Yeah.
The middle one.
Oh, man.
That looks just like my brother.
Wow, that's crazy.
The one with the beard.
Next.
Oh.
Oh, yes.
I gotta take the one on the right.
Wait, go back to her?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're looking at the surfer.
Oh, hell yeah.
You look like ladies.
Yeah.
You ever did the filter on?
I was on Instagram where they made you look like the guy and like if you would date yourself.
I'm like, oh, yeah, because I took what I was like.
That's why I would date myself.
What about the middle?
Is that a...
It's alright.
Okay.
I think I kind of like the scruff, though, for sure, more than giving.
Kind of having Yanni Reynardo.
Where did they?
Gonna smile.
Is this from the IG screen?
I'm into this.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
Look at you.
Where'd I take it?
Wait, so yes, you would, though.
Yeah, I'd hit it in a hard time.
Let's do next.
Oh.
Okay.
That's a fun guy.
It looks like it could be related to Andrew.
Would you date?
Would you date the male version of you?
Yes.
I think the one on the rough one.
You would?
They're young scrub.
I'm a little goofball.
All right, next.
Man or woman?
Would you date?
If you were single, would you date the male version of you?
No.
I mean, I did date someone who looked fairly similar to the one on the right.
Yeah.
But I'm not really into men.
Okay.
Oh, man.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
That's me as a chick.
What?
That first one?
So that was your chick.
It's too much makeup, man.
Wait, whoever did that other photo I had of me, you guys should use that other photo for the...
Is there another one, Damien, or is that it?
Okay.
I don't see how that translates.
Yeah.
Damn.
Wow.
Yeah.
Would you hit yourself as a woman, Brian?
Too much makeup, honestly.
That's a lot of makeup.
I think she was going to arrange.
I'm just imagining it.
Just to give it to the ADC moment there.
I've definitely seen more reasonable gender swaps in me, and I'm a babe for sure.
Like major, major baby.
I'm major babe status as a chick.
So, you know, I don't know.
With that, though, I know some of the girls here had good ones, I guess, but I feel like if we lined up every woman on earth and we put her next to her male equivalent, like her looks match, I feel like 90% of women would be mortified.
My feelings would be hurting.
Wait, that's the guy who's on my level.
Really?
I feel like you'd be mortified.
I don't know.
I see that.
We have Kablax.
For Felicity, Felicity, can you read this one?
Chair six, I would give you five kids.
You could be a trad wife and still run YouTube comedy channel and write.
Not a billionaire, still a one percenter.
Forget billionaire Elon has too many baby mamas.
Yeah, see?
What's a what one percenter?
That's like uh 400 over 450,000 a year, I think, is for the 1%er.
I think so.
To be a one percenter.
About half a million.
I think it's 350.
I don't know.
Kablask.
Thank you, sir.
You know what?
Kablask.
You've been doing too much simping.
I love it.
I will only forgive you cablask.
Kablask.
If you got pop-up ball champagne.
Pop-ball!
You got a pop-up champagne.
In fact, you know what?
Do the Ethereum, pop a ball of crystal.
Do an Ethereum, the crypto wallet.
It's in the bio.
That would be really nice.
This translates to us.
Like really getting champagne.
And if, yo, if you do a Crystal pop, she'll go on a date with you.
Yeah.
What?
Would that hit me out like that?
I am pimping you out.
Do I get champagne?
How do you know where you live?
Like, we like it.
Or anything.
He's going to fly to Santa Barbara and take you on a date.
We can go on a nice public date.
Yeah.
Public date.
Coffee shop.
With her firearm.
Okay.
All right.
Let's finish the notes here.
We have, let's see, we did Sav.
We did Katie.
We did Alexis.
We now need to go to Carly.
Oh, this is good.
Carly.
You used to date this guy named Dylan.
He invited you on a Laguna staycation, promised to treat you.
You booked a massage, facial, and a small clutch.
Yeah, like the clutch bag.
Well, yeah, like before I went to go back and get my treatments done, I was like shopping around, and all I picked out was like a clutch.
It's like $75.
Is it through the hotel?
Like, does it go on the bottom?
Well, the spa is apparently a different company, but it was on like the property.
Okay.
So it just goes to the bill at the end or something like that.
Well, yeah, it was supposed to be charged to the room, which wait, you can buy actual products, like, and it gets charged to the room.
I didn't know that.
I don't really travel that much, though.
Well, yeah, I mean, like, if you're staying at a place and, like, you go to the spa, like, anywhere, like, you can just like your food or whatever at a restaurant, you could just charge it to the room.
Really?
Okay.
You didn't know that?
You had to know that.
I just pay for it like then and there.
I don't know.
Like, if I buy something, I just buy it up.
I don't know, whatever.
Okay, I'm not well traveled, I guess.
He left early.
Yeah.
Every woman does.
You checked out, and days later, the police called you over an unpaid spa bill.
Turns out he never paid and even lied to the cops, acting like he didn't know you.
You ended up in court.
You had to do community service and you paid it yourself to avoid charges.
Lesson learned: never assume a man will handle what he promises.
Yeah, and this, we had reconnected, and we hadn't seen each other probably for like a year and a half.
And apparently, he was trying to get back with his ex-fiancé that he packed up with and you know, got involved with another woman.
And yeah, I was trying to basically get back together with her when he was like talking to me at the same time.
Yeah, and he pretended like he didn't know me because the cop showed up at her house.
That's why.
And he's a big guy in the real estate world.
And he didn't pay for anything.
Entertainment.
He didn't pay for anything.
Wait, I mean, he's a big guy.
Dylan?
I mean, he's out there.
I mean, like, so he invited me down, like, anything you want, wanted to treat you like the queen, like you are, and you deserve to be treated, and all this stuff.
And he was supposed to go with me.
And he ended up leaving early to go to work out with his trainer, and I still went.
And when it got brought up, and I called him about the whole cops calling me and stuff, he's like, don't worry, I'll take care about it.
Like, you should have just reminded me.
I'll tell my accountant.
And then, like a month or so goes by, and then I get a letter in the mail that I have to appear in court.
So, yeah.
So, he didn't pay for anything.
Like, he didn't even pay for the hotel room.
No, he paid for the hotel and stuff.
Oh, wait.
So, oh.
Apparently, his car got declined, and then like a whole other.
Yeah, so kind of like that.
So I saw that.
So he paid for like the hotel room and the mutual dinners.
Yeah.
But then, like, when you went out on your own and you booked the massage, the facial, you bought a bag, you thought it would be covered by him.
Well, yeah, originally it was supposed to be covered for.
He said he was going to buy you a clutch bag.
Like, he said that.
I mean, he said I could go to the spa like anything I wanted.
It wasn't like any like.
Oh, but okay, well, with the spa, he said you could go to the spa.
Yeah.
Wow.
Hey, wait, Kablask.
Oh, bro.
You did it wrong.
Hold on.
Uh-oh.
Well, okay.
Well, okay, I shouldn't be.
Hold on, this is crazy, bro.
This is crazy.
Kablask.
You have to do it with a...
Did I say Ethereum?
I said Ethereum, right?
Okay, here, I'll let it come through.
Oh, shit!
Oh, wow.
Hold on, though.
Hold on.
251, pop some champagne.
Did we get an actual glass of a couple, Brian?
Those cups on the table remind me of my hometown, Dairy Queen.
They have those exact cups that are queen for sure.
I'm 2,000 miles away from California.
He'll fly in.
Okay, so I'll set up the date.
Thank you, Kablas.
DM me on Instagram.
DM me on Instagram.
I'll set up the blind date or whatever.
Oh, my wonderful.
Well, it won't be blind because you guys can exchange.
She's like, I'm nervous.
But collapse.
How old are you?
Here's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to pop two champagne bottles.
I can't pop the Crystal bottle.
It has to be through Ethereum.
I feel like I shouldn't have told you.
She's going to pop two champagne bottles.
I'm going to get you a date.
Should I get a percentage?
I'm going to get you a date.
Okay.
Talk to Brian offer.
I'm going to need like 1% of that 2,000.
All right.
Woo!
Something give me.
I did say Ethereum, right?
I could have sworn.
Did I say that?
I said Ethereum.
Okay.
We still have, if you want to be a real fucking baller, I got two champagne bottles.
I'm going to pop.
Can we toast?
We can still pop it if you do Ethereum, huh?
Yeah.
We're going to do a toast to cablast.
We will do two toasts to cablast.
While I'm doing that, I'm going to be slightly distracted with the champagne bottles.
So why don't you guys, I don't know.
You guys are all beautiful.
Sav.
Sav, why don't you tell me a disagreement?
I'm happy to be around you guys.
You guys are a strong woman.
Yeah, Sav, tell me a disagreement that you have.
Wait, hold on.
But wait.
Period.
Everybody's over 21 besides Felicity, right?
So we need one, two, three.
Everybody want champagne, show of hands.
Champagne.
I think I need some champagne.
Okay, champagne, champagne, champagne.
Do you want?
Yeah.
So that's five.
Five.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, two champagne.
I'm a lightweight, so I'll be having one, two, one.
22.
At the end, we're like, let me tell you that.
I kissed off for getting too drunk.
Really?
Wait, I don't want.
Go ahead, Brian.
Bottles.
Freaky pearls.
Woo!
Here we go.
Oh, fuck.
Wait.
So I'm going to be, hold on.
Well, get it up from me.
Beautiful.
Okay, we go.
My favorite sound.
I was like, we need new cups.
I think I'm going to need one additional for me for me.
If you can grab another.
Kablasks.
I'm sorry if I'm fucking your name up.
Can you tell me how to pronounce it, please?
Thank you very much for the...
I think we can do...
I mean, we have two bottles.
I just want to do that.
We do have two bottles.
Do it up to here.
You see that?
Yeah, like do it up to there.
Cool.
thank you kablas wow i actually was a blast thanks for the champagne Savannah, while I'm doing this, so the viewers don't get bored.
You have disagreements with the whatever podcast.
What are those?
Well, I just, some of the clips that I've seen.
You hate the whatever podcast.
I don't.
You hate me.
You hate me.
I haven't watched as many of them.
Especially after all the big laby advocacy I'm doing.
I'm really disappointed.
I'm disappointing you, Savannah.
I speak for you, okay?
I've been there for you when nobody else has been.
She's a tiny labia.
Do you sub to her omission?
Yeah.
Pause.
That was a pause moment, right?
Wait.
What is your handle or whatever?
I'm not quite well.
What are your Shaws with three Z's?
Shaw's with three Z's.
After you're done looking at Priscilla Goose, go to Shaw's with three Z's.
She's gonna be.
Thank you.
Every time.
All right.
I respect that.
Wow.
That's crazy.
He's on fire.
How do you say your name?
Oh, there we go.
Kablask.
Wait, we need one more cup, apparently.
Oh, no.
Look, right in front of you.
Oh, no, that's my water cup.
I mean, I can use it.
That's for sure.
There's one right there.
Two, three, four, five, six.
Yeah, I don't know what happened.
Two, three, four, five, six.
Don't we have?
What is the bow?
Wait, she's not drinking.
I'm not drinking.
Oh, she's not.
Oh, okay.
That's what happened.
I'll just take that one.
Yeah, that one's for you.
Yeah.
Okay.
Is there a bowl?
I accidentally doesn't have enough in it because I'm the one who caught us with champagne.
So I think I should have the most.
That's fair, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I'd like to.
To Kablask.
Here is a toast to Kablask.
Kablask!
Cheers!
Salu.
Salu.
Woo!
You guys aren't.
What the heck?
What the?
Reach across the table.
Sorry for Lizzie.
There's no way to do that.
So thank you, Kablask.
Sorry for Lizzie.
What the heck is going on?
You could have chosen with your wife.
That's crazy, man.
You're a legend.
This guy's a fucking legend.
Kablask.
Thank you, Kablask.
Is that Polish?
Kablask?
Do you guys know that show that was on Nickelodeon called Kablam?
That's some like 90s shit.
I think I know.
Kablam?
It was like animated Kablam.
And it was like really cool animation for the time.
Kablam.
And they had.
Oh, what was that shit?
Prometheus and Bob.
Wait, let me look this shit up, son.
I don't know why.
Prometheus and Bob.
Is that what it was?
Yeah, dude, wait, let me, hold on.
Look at that.
You guys remember.
Yo, chat.
I don't know if there's any boomers in the chat.
I don't know if there's any boomers.
Pull that.
Boomers.
And then we got in here.
Kablam.
Let me get that going.
Blad 10,000.
Y'all remember this shit?
This shit was the fucking.
Wait.
Oh, my God.
Yes.
Yes.
Wait, Damien, at the top, just type Kablam.
Just type Kablam.
It's K-A-B-L-A-A-M.
Kablam.
Type that shit.
Was that last one?
Claymation?
Pull that shit.
Pull it up.
Y'all remember?
Y'all remember that?
Yeah, vaguely.
I never really watched it.
Oh, wait.
And with that part.
It's one A.
The part with the little doll.
It was Nickelodeon.
That's right.
I knew.
You can just hit the back button, I think, on the mouse.
It should go back to it.
Complicated.
These darn computers, man.
The gummy.
Y'all remember this shit?
Yes.
Prometheus.
This shit gave me nightmares, I'm telling you.
Yeah.
I've never watched this show.
I was born into the show.
That's the one with the little.
Oh, no.
Where did this show come up?
Anyways, Kablam.
Oh, it was like 90s, early 90s.
That was what the doll in the bathroom, right?
Early 90s.
Also, Nickelodeon Guts.
The Aggro Crag, which we have.
Oh, I remember though.
You see the Agro Crag?
No.
Yo, wait, if anybody's watching this shit and you have a legitimate aggro crag, let me buy that.
I want to buy it.
Let them know right now.
Like one of the real ones.
That's like a replica.
Not even close.
Wait, Google Aggro Crag Trophy.
Aggro Crag trophy.
Nickelodeon disappointed me after I watched the documentary.
Oh, because we're having this light-hearted moment.
We're drinking this.
Kablam.
Why you got sexual predators?
Blood and predators.
Sexual.
Having this little light-hearted moment.
Also, goggle, you got.
No, I'm just kidding.
Let's talk about child abuse.
Okay.
Corn, please.
You want to talk about any other heavy topics while we're at it?
What do you want to talk about?
You want to talk about the war?
You want to talk about war in Ukraine?
What do you want to talk about?
Oh, no.
Black Lives Matter, you want to talk about what do you want to talk about?
George Floyd, you want to talk about George Floyd?
What do you want to talk about?
Do we have the, what was it?
The Agrocrag trophy.
Scroll down a little bit.
Scroll down.
Let me see some of the others.
So, how can you tell us original?
Which one is that?
well see mine is like it's trying to buy I tried to blow my There's different variants, but like, I just want it.
I want to buy somebody let or give, you know, I'll buy it.
What about the one with the metal on it?
Is that one real?
I think that one is real.
That's like a real one.
There's like the ones they used in the show, and then there were the trophies the kids got, so I don't know.
Like, which one?
I wish I could have been on that shit.
Oh, my goodness.
Okay, cablast.
You could have if you were a little hotter when you're a child.
Bro, you're so weird.
That is such a weird thing to say.
Then the Nickelodeon producers would have been all over you, Brian.
What is your autocracy?
She's got like two different themes of joke.
Like dark humor about child predation and like vagina joke.
Like that's it.
That's there are more at Priscilla Goose.
Nobody on Instagram.
Whatever.
Carly's the hell.
What?
Yo.
That is nothing.
Oh, my goodness.
Okay, where are we?
Where are we here?
In the notes.
Oh, Carly.
Okay.
You said women submitting to the right man submission isn't weakness, but does it only work with the true leader?
Yes.
Yes.
Did you write that?
Yeah.
That is true.
I think with the right man, you could be very submissive.
And I like being a several woman.
I like a man taking me out of it.
Absolutely.
You know, the masculine energy and putting my feminine energy.
You know, I think that's everything.
And it tells you about the man that you're with.
So that's not very important to me.
Yeah.
I know.
I tried to do it.
I was raised by a single mom who was raised by a single mom.
Like, I was very much brought up in that, like, you're a boss, babe.
You can do whatever you want.
I don't drink alcohol.
It took three and a half years for me to actually confidently submit to my husband.
Yeah, I would definitely.
Three and a half.
I know it took me a while.
That sounds like three and a half years.
You know, too long.
I know.
It took a long time.
I was deprogramming.
I was deprogramming.
You know what?
That's okay.
That's what happened.
Mind virus.
I got over it.
Then you found the one that was able to do that.
Yeah.
It's beautiful.
Like he handles all our finances and everything.
It took so long for me to take my foot off that pedal.
It's hard, especially like how you're raised and how you, you know, you grow up and stuff.
Everybody's different, but to find a man that takes you out of that and puts you in your feminine energy.
It's everything.
Yeah, because yeah, I was raised by a single mom, so I'm in my girl boss era.
Yeah, I'm always about like the boss.
Like my name's Carly the boss on my like iPhone.
I showed up on everything.
My friends, like Carly the boss is calling.
I love the name leader more than I love the name boss.
Like I'd rather be a leader than a boss.
I don't know, because I feel like a boss gives orders, but a leader also guides orders.
A leader guides you, you know?
You're a leader too.
I don't know.
I'm not sure why.
I think they're the same in a way, for sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think that's the same thing.
There's this clip from the office where what's the character?
I want to led.
I want to be led.
If I feel like being lit.
Yes.
I like to be led.
No, what is that?
Lead me when I want to be lit.
Yeah.
The guy who's dating the Indian woman in the office.
Are you saying Mindy Kaling?
Yeah, she's Indian.
Mindy fucking Kaling.
Yeah, but what?
Yeah, that's her name.
Who cares?
What do you mean, the guy who's dating Mindy Kaling?
Wait, what is his name?
Who is it?
What's your name?
In the show.
She wrote.
She's an oh my goodness.
He's trying to reference a specific Ryan.
Ryan.
It's Ryan.
Ryan from the office.
Ryan Brian.
Yeah, he has a line in the office.
Like, he's like, we might as well just play the clip.
I'm going to find the clip.
Hold on.
No, please.
I'm going to send it.
I'm going to send the clip, okay?
It's the lead me clip.
All right.
I'm sending that private chat.
All right.
Has anyone seen the Mindy project?
You might want to.
Uh-uh.
It's so good.
Mindy Kaling wrote it.
After you're done watching the Mindy project, you can go to Priscilla Goose on Instagram.
All right, go ahead.
Mute your mic.
Excellent champagne, Brian.
Hey, you know what?
Her authentic self-healing everything under the last boss, and it wasn't good for me at all.
So I want guidance.
I want leadership.
But don't just like boss me around, you know?
Like, lead me.
Lead me when I'm in the mood.
To be led.
That's crazy, right?
No, that's not how leadership works.
If you want a leader, you got to be a follower.
I feel like if you're a true leader, people will follow you and they won't even know they're doing it.
That's true.
What?
You know?
What?
Yeah.
Yep.
Wait, it's like the military.
Like, you have superior officers.
You don't like, you don't get to have like a, oh, I want to have a discussion about the orders I've just been given.
Let me what?
Oh, also, as a military superior.
Sorry, I'm fucking already drunk.
I don't drink.
I'm a fucking lightweight.
I'm saying my words already.
You can't say to your military officer, your superior in the military, justify the order to me.
Like, you need to tell me, give me reasons why I need to follow your order.
It's literally, like, now, I'll be fair.
There are situations if you get an unlawful order from somebody in the military, like, you can deny to do, like, if they're like, okay, go shoot the civilian.
You, as a subordinate in the military, can still be like, no, I'm not going to do that.
That's in contravention of like rules of engagement and military law.
But if it's like an order that ought to be followed and is not in contravention of any sort of military doctrine or law, you follow the order.
And you don't, why?
Why do we have to?
Why do we have to do boot camp?
Why do we have to do these military drills?
You don't get to ask why.
You just shut up and do it.
But in this analogy, you're just saying the man is higher ranking.
Yep.
Like you're just making the man higher ranking in the analogy.
I mean, like, when you're drawing a parallel between relationships and military.
Well, I'm drawing a parallel between leadership in the military form and leadership in the relationship form.
And it's like, look, look, if you want to be 50-50 and do all that with a guy, then fine.
You can like exert your will.
But if you want a guy to pay for first dates and be a leader and be masculine and be dominant and be all these things, all the positive components of being in a relationship with a leader, we can't do that unless you follow.
Like, if you want a leader, an entailment of wanting a man who's a leader, you have to follow.
You have to be a follower because I can't lead somebody like in partner dance.
Somebody's the leader, somebody's the follower.
So it gets way too messy if both people are trying to lead and dictate the terms.
And look, if you want to deal with a guy, like I said, do 50-50 with him, then that's fine.
But if you want to deal with a leader who's going to pay for stuff, who's going to be a provider, who's going to be a protector, you got to defer to his leadership.
That's honestly why I think I'm not in a relationship because I haven't found the.
Tell your mic down, but go ahead.
You haven't found what?
I haven't found the appropriate leader.
So I'm not just going to submit just to anyone.
Yeah.
I mean, that's just conditional submission.
I mean, granted, look, if the guy's not a leader, then how are you going to follow him?
But if he is leading, but if you're constantly objecting at every single point, like, oh, I mean, look, a guy cannot be the right guy for you.
What the hell?
But you need to defer to leader.
Like, if you're just going to question every single thing in the relationship, you're going to be quarrelsome.
You're going to be nagging.
You're going to be constantly challenging his authority.
Then you're not following.
And you're inserting conflict into the relationship.
And again, look, if you want the 50-50, you want the more like, I guess, liberal approach to a relationship, the more progressive approach to a relationship where it's just equality, you can find that and you can do that.
But if, like, don't, you can't sit here and be like, well, I want a guy to make the first move.
I want a guy to take initiative.
I want a guy to go in the first kiss.
I want a guy to pay for dates.
I want a guy to protect me.
I want a guy to walk on the inside or it's either the inside of the side of the house closer to the street.
I want to walk.
I want a guy who's willing to walk closer to the street so he can protect me.
You want a guy to open the car door.
You want a guy to pull your seat, whatever it is.
Hold your luggage.
Why?
Y'all just want to pick and choose.
It's a feminist buffet.
But I love it when men pay for the first dates.
But, oh, I have to defer to his authority in a relationship.
Don't like that.
It's like, okay.
Well, it takes two to tango in a relationship.
Yeah.
I mean, someone's always leading.
Yeah, like for the three and a half years where I was like struggling super hard to submit, we would fight about it fairly often, right?
Like if we were running into money troubles, I would very much be like, I'm going to solve it myself.
Like, because, you know, growing up, like, it's my money.
I'm going to deal with it.
Right.
And that would be like a crux of a lot of our arguments.
It's like, I'm trying to lead as like the man in our relationship.
Why won't you default to it?
And then we like, you know, deep dove, psychoanalyzed a little bit.
And then I was like, oh, you know what?
I probably could chill out a little bit.
Like, I like this.
You know, it was something that you weren't used to because of how you grew up and stuff.
So it does take a lot of time.
I want to talk a bit of shit.
Champagne hitting it.
Like to submit to something I want to talk about.
It takes a lot of trust, you know?
Like, you actually have to feel safe with a person.
Yeah, you got to trust them.
A thousand percent.
I agree with that.
But I guess my pushback on that, though, is like, okay, in order for me to be submissive, I need to have like this trust established.
I'm not saying you should be submissive to like every single dude who comes along and just obviously you're going to be picky and you're going to want to deal with a guy who is the right guy for you.
But it's just interesting, like you're going to withhold sort of that natural female femininity or component to you.
But like if a guy was like, well, I'm going to, before I, I don't want to let my guard down with this woman.
I'm going to reserve paying for dates and being a protector until I feel comfortable with you and you've proven yourself to me.
Until then, I'm going to wear dresses and I'm going to be really feminine until you've proven yourself to me as a woman.
It's like, I still try to do, like, if I'm expecting the guy to be kind of like a provider type person, I still try to do sweet things that I think are more feminine.
Like, I like to make cookies, and I'm like, what's your favorite food?
I want to make you good food.
Like, I do think that there's, but that's not just a masculine and feminine thing.
But I think with the paying for dates thing, when I think that it's so different now because everyone dates each other for a long time, whereas before you would pair off, and then someone would be making the meals, and you wouldn't be going out all the time, spending so much money on going out.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Talk as shit, Brian.
Felicity.
What you got for us, Felicity?
Any new updates on anything with dating?
You're the little baby of the group.
No, I'm just still with my boyfriend.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Cool.
Thank you for watching.
Guys, W's in the chat for Felicity.
She's still dating.
She is still dating her boyfriend.
W's in the chat.
What's this in the script?
No, I'm just kidding.
Put her out there.
You've seen her shout out.
Wow, wait, what?
Not like that.
I didn't mean it like true.
She was here.
She said, once this.
I didn't mean it like that, but now I realize it came out like that, obviously.
Bro, Felicity, are you going to stand?
Could have been a moment.
No, she got arrested.
You can't mess.
Don't mess with my girl, Felicity.
I'm not being at my man.
Felicity, bro.
What's your Instagram?
It's Felicity with Two Y's.
Felicity with Two Y's.
Yeah.
Wait.
Hold on, Felicity.
Are you a thug?
She's a thug.
I am now, right?
Are you a thug?
I mean, I went to jail.
She's about that life.
She's got mugshots.
Can you tell us?
No, man.
This girl's disrespecting Felicity.
Oh, God.
This girl's disrespecting you.
Will you tell us the story?
No, no, no.
Will you respond to what I'm saying?
I'm not disrespecting anyone.
Bro, you were asking for.
I know, because I've been doing this joke of me putting it on the screen.
No, you're truffling.
Yo, she's trying to fuck your boyfriend.
Are you going to stand for that?
Oh, God.
My boyfriend and I are like the same person.
He went to jail for the same thing.
That's crazy.
Literally the same piece in a pot.
Yeah.
Meant to be.
So basically, your thing was he ran away.
Like you were running away, but it was a speeding thing at first.
It was a pursuit.
Yeah.
Hey, she's trying to distract you, Felicity.
She's trying to distract you.
Are you going to beef her or what?
She's trying to fuck your man.
I'm going to say he's probably a boob man.
So don't worry about it.
How did she know?
Are you talking shit about Felicity's ass now?
What the fuck?
What are you trying to say, bro?
Oh, Lord.
What are you trying to say?
Why are you talking shit about my girl?
See, me and Felicity, we run together, and I'm not going to stand for no disrespect.
Yeah, wait.
How much money will you guys give us to do a wrestling right now?
No, I'm just kidding.
How much money will you drop?
Felicity and I will wrestle.
Right?
You guys are random.
Random me personally $100 and I'll do it.
Okay.
I can't find those.
You're going to just let her.
I'm sorry.
What am I going to do?
Use your words.
Felicity, use your words.
I'm not trying to get arrested.
She's trifling, bro.
Is this like I got a drink?
Is she trifling?
I got what mugs she's going to be.
No, child.
Is she trifling?
Is she trifling?
Are you going to let her trifle?
If I'm trifling, do you like truffles?
If I'm trifling, you eat truffles.
Tell me an idea.
You don't have to be a little bit of a friend for silly goose.
What?
Yo, she's trifling.
Truffle?
No, truffle fry.
I've never.
Wait, this truffle fryer.
Bruv.
This conversation is now about truffle fries.
That's right.
Is she trifling, bruv?
Bruv.
Bruv.
Is she trifling?
I didn't know what you mean by that.
So let's trifling.
Is she like shaking?
You go skit into the table and speak into the mom.
She's on the table.
Isn't that silly now?
I didn't know what you mean by that.
You don't know what I mean.
You're shady asking people about her.
You don't have to know what I mean about trifling.
Isn't there a sexual term called punch?
Is she mad?
Is she mad for asking for an herman?
But why?
But why do you want it?
Why?
No, see, I was just, it was a promotion thing, and now I was just kidding.
Oh, now I'm not.
She doesn't get any promo.
Now I don't care.
She also said earlier that she was totally okay going for a take-in.
I know, but I said, But I want to say I said if I didn't know the girl, we know each other.
We do.
I know each other now.
I know of you.
Tuesday in it.
That's a lot of random shit.
She said that in the fucking chat.
Who fucking said that night?
Look.
Tuesday.
Look, let me break it down in some proper British form.
I love the British accent.
He's got a bird.
She's got a bird.
She's the bird.
The bird.
She's the bird.
Geezers.
I like that.
Wait a minute.
I'm a mod MG.
Who's traveling now?
Who's the trifler?
She's like.
She's like trying to get a sneaky language.
Anyway!
Shashay, that's what you call Shashi.
She knows that word.
She knows it's worth it.
First of all, I like men older.
Okay, how old are you?
Maybe Tuesday.
Five to ten years.
Tuesday.
Choose 18.
Yeah, give me some.
Piss off.
Piss off.
Like, give me some shit to say in the chat.
British.
British.
Did you have a bottle of what?
Has anyone ever been to the UK here?
No, I want to know.
I've been in London.
I've been in London twice.
What?
Nottinghill?
Production currently.
Like Nottinghill on London.
Yeah, I love it.
It's beautiful.
I have the same birthday as Queen Oliver.
Which is fine too.
Have you seen Nottinghill?
If you guys like it.
Aluminum.
That's good.
How many Australian people?
They say aluminium.
Oh, I'm speaking proper English.
No, you're not.
I'm from like what do they call what do they call pounds?
Oh, no.
What do they call like when you weigh yourself?
Well, like when you weigh yourself, what are the pounds called?
Pointy fingers.
Pounds.
No, kilos.
Huh?
Kilos and stone.
Stone.
Stone.
They don't use the American.
They don't use the American songs.
We say a lot of things like out here is different.
Like you call your back of the car a true?
Yeah.
You call it a bit.
Yeah, you called it like apartments or flats.
Yeah, flats.
I like flats.
Yeah, I was visiting out a flat in Nottinghill.
But do you use Celsius?
Quick maps.
Yeah, they say math instead of.
Yeah, Celsius.
That's okay.
Okay, guys.
Read 100.
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Like the video.
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Drop us a follow and a prime sub.
If you have one.
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Guys, if you have Amazon Prime, drop us a follow and a prime sub if you fucking have one, mate.
Drop yeah, limp noodle.
Thank you for the prime.
This means war.
Thank you for the tier one.
Sniper, thank you for the tier one.
Angry comic girl, thank you for the tier one.
Chris, thank you for the raid.
Appreciate it, mate.
Uh-huh.
Guys, Benmo Cash App.
If you want 100%.
I'm going to switch to Australian.
If you want.
No, I'm going to switch to South African.
Okay, Sithefikin from Heat on.
Now you're Trump.
You're like.
No, this is Sithifikin.
Christopher, thank you for the dule.
Wait, no, now that's like weird Australian.
I don't know.
It's like Lisp.
It's getting weird over it.
That's like New Zealand.
I went New Zealand or something.
Is that New Zealand?
Christopher, thank you for the kiss ship.
Am I Indian?
What the fuck?
Okay, thank you because you have a Zoom letter on us.
If you want 100% of your contribution to go towards the podcast, big, big swing and D ogle here.
God.
Wow, big swinging D. 50 gifted memberships.
Oh my god, he's on fire.
Oh, gold, you are on fire.
Yeah, what does that mean?
50.
50, it's like gifted memberships.
So he's giving 50 of 50 people on it.
So let me break it down.
I got you.
Let me break it down.
So you got a number system: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and then 10, 20, 30, 40, 50.
Oh, you're holding it.
Damn, you asked what 50 was.
She asked what was what?
I was just looking at 50 in it.
What the answer was, I assume that's what it was.
I just wanted to clarify and make sure.
How do you say 50 in British?
50.
50.
Okay.
Listen, can I get a fifth day?
Your chair a bit into the table so we can, like, you know, instead of leaning back there.
Can we get 50 more of those?
Oh, sheet.
Your asset makes you feel jaded or makes you sound more jaded.
I didn't know what Jaded is.
She's like, you don't care.
Whatever.
Oh, my God.
No, just lay back.
I love that.
Back to the back to the important colours.
That's not a good thing.
That's not a good thing.
No, it's not a bad thing.
Okay, but personally, I'm bitter.
No, Jaded means like, I don't care.
Damn, bro.
Oh, my God.
Wait, Kleblask.
You got to send me a DM.
Kevlas, you got to send me a DM on Instagram so I could get the date set up, okay?
You know, send it through.
Wait, he did it again.
This guy.
Oh, my God.
This guy's.
Oh, he did it again.
This guy.
What's up?
He said 50 more.
I like it.
Oh my God.
He's on fire.
Can we do 100 next time?
I think it's only 50 increments.
On Twitch.
Like 100.
Oh, my God.
Ogola is on fire.
I like another 50.
Everyone got a lot of fun.
What about a new top?
I like some alcohol.
Usually.
Except for Philassa.
Yeah.
Do you have like Adderall or something?
You want to pop an ad here?
Well, no, you can't give it.
Sylvano.
Sylvano.
Solvana.
Solvano.
Solvano.
Okay.
Solvano.
Solvano.
I like that name.
All right.
Carly.
Sure.
My dear.
You said you were in an on and off with this guy for four years, right?
This is a good one.
And he constantly lied and tried to screw you over.
So for the ultimate payback, you set up a grinder account using his number.
So, how this happened, which honestly, I was like, I don't know why I never thought about this before.
I thought it was really funny.
Me and a best friend were talking and we were talking about all the stuff that was happening.
She was like, you should just like, you know, sign him up for like those healthcare ads where they keep calling or insurance or whatever.
And that's like kind of where it started.
And then just like a random thought came to me and I was like, why not grinder?
Which I've never been on.
And it was con it was honestly really like, holy shit, just to see all the stuff that was on there.
Yeah, it happened.
It was like a two-day thing where I didn't put any explicit photos of him or anything.
It was like a couple selfies, maybe like stomach ab picture.
And yeah, I pretended to be him talking to these guys for two days and pretending I wasn't getting the photos on there.
So I had them text all the photos and messages to his cell phone.
And it was the best thing ever.
So I loved it.
Wow.
And then you said, oh, the photos were insane.
I was like, holy shit.
I didn't even want to look at them.
I was like, oh my god.
But there's this one.
He was like, I sent, he was like, did you get my text?
I texted you a few times.
And I was like, oh, my God.
This man is getting all the dick pics and everything.
And it was the best thing.
I remember about his number.
I put it on there.
But I took it down two days after.
You said it was the perfect revenge, and it was well-deserved.
Yeah, I think so.
So related to that.
I could have done something different.
Who here has gotten revenge on the Nags?
Slash tires.
No.
Burning clothes.
I did one crazy thing.
I was like, I'm not going to do anything about revenge.
I believe you just battering yourself after.
That's so good.
That's the right way.
Mr. Ranra's truck on the shit.
I did one crazy thing.
I didn't think that's good.
Yeah, Karma could get them, but whatever.
It was the moment.
It was nice.
There you go.
Oh, we have Clab Kablask.
Kablask.
Felicity, you do the honors.
You do the reads.
I'm sorry.
I don't do crypto.
My family heritage is Swiss German.
I'm 38 years old.
Gotta work on how I carry myself since she goes to the last blind date.
I'll send you the Insta DM tomorrow, Brian.
Boom.
Wait, that's so exciting.
That's amazing.
That's what happens when you're authentic self.
He dropped $2,500 on the podcast.
Look at you.
Boom.
You need that magnum bottom.
Maybe, maybe, yeah, but Kablask, what do you think about?
I mean, she's not.
Kablask.
She's not giving up her stand-up comedy career for you.
She's not giving up her writing for you.
Are you okay?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
He likes comedy show.
He gives me 250.
He likes Tradwire.
He's like, I'm going to do YouTube and Virginia.
Sign me up.
I'm ready to get married tomorrow.
Okay.
All right.
I'll set up the date.
He'll fly out.
Wait, he's Swiss?
Yeah, he's going to be.
Swiss and German.
Yeah, he's Swiss and German.
I love that.
Wow.
He's got money.
That's beautiful.
Okay.
Big boss.
We're going to get into the questionnaire finally.
Oh, no.
We have tweets from Savannah.
No.
Yeah.
Yes.
Savannah tell him no.
This is fair game, Savannah.
Fair game, Savannah.
All right.
We gave him a shot.
Why don't we pull up?
Wait, hold on.
I was going to talk shit.
Okay, I'll talk shit for 30 seconds, then we'll pull up her tweets.
The Instagram profile, bruv.
You know what?
This girl, bruv, pull her up.
She was supposed to be on the show today.
She knew.
No call, no show.
She's beautiful.
Hell no.
No call, no show.
She no call, no showed us.
Uh-oh.
I see, Kat.
One sec, Kat.
She no called, no-showed, and she'd already previously flaked, bruv.
So we got, we're one chair down, really rude.
She could have, she posted a story a couple hours ago or whatever.
She could have just DM'd, say, hey, I'm not coming.
She had already flaked the day.
I'm pretty sure it was the day of her preview schedule appearance.
No call, no show.
Screw you, honey bitch.
She's winning.
You're promoting her, right?
Honey bet.
You're promoting this girl now.
Honey bets.
Honey bet.
After acknowledging that, you can help me go to some really good honey bet.
Honey bitch, oh yeah.
Uh-oh.
Wait.
Drink your champagne.
How about you drink your champagne, Brian?
Mute chair six.
Don't six.
Mute chair six.
$500 chair.
Damien.
A drop-in.
Look at the number on the shit.
That's just fun, Mrs. Kat.
You're a little bit of a sneaker.
What?
Okay.
Crazy shit.
So getting away.
10 minutes.
10 minutes.
You can see that the bottom there, Damien, you see how it says 446 at the bottom?
500.
Okay.
456.
Okay, Kat, thank you for the mute.
Well deserved.
Much needed.
What?
I was kidding.
Calm yourself.
Shut up, bitch.
No, you can't do that.
You have to apply.
You've been muted for the next 10 minutes, and you need to abide by the rules.
Yeah.
Don't give her any $500.
There's not much.
Whatever.
So damn.
Wait, should we begin?
Don't.
Stop being fucking obnoxious.
No, you're just being annoying.
You don't get to touch the gavel.
Keep your fucking dirty hands off my gavel, okay?
All right.
Now enjoy your mute, your well-deserved mute.
Bro, what is your deal, bro?
You did.
What is it?
Why are you at?
Just go to the bathroom.
Just go to the bathroom.
It's fine.
Just go to the bathroom.
Thank you.
No, leave it at the table.
Leave it at the table.
Go to the back.
What have you done?
Damn, you got muted and you're fucking talking.
Go to the bathroom, lady.
Leave it at the back.
Leave it.
Leave it at the table.
Just leave it.
Oh, calm down.
We lie.
You're too good.
We can't use that word.
It's his podcast.
You can use whatever word you want.
Bro, even the most notorious grape.
Okay, no, I'm not going to make a joke about that.
Ain't nobody trying to deal with you, bro.
Did she know what she said?
The most notorious.
She ain't.
Nobody's trying to.
He's essentially saying no one's going to touch that.
Oh, God.
Regardless.
What's his name?
What's it?
Cablas.
Cablas.
Kablast to touch it.
Get your hands full, bro.
Yo, is she.
You're too rich to be.
You're too rich to.
Let me get you a nice girl, man.
Come on.
You're too rich to be.
That's a headache right there, bro.
Let me get you a girl who's like chill, you know?
Shit.
I wonder what her sign is.
Yeah, that's very interesting.
What's everyone's sign here?
I'm a Taurus.
Same.
It's April 21st.
What were we about to do?
What were you about to do?
Twitter, Twitter.
Tweets.
Tweets.
Twitter tweets.
Oh, sorry.
I know.
She's going to go on.
I see it.
I totally forgot I was about to refer to you.
I apologize.
I knew this was going to happen.
It's okay.
You shouldn't have said it.
Oh, the tweets.
All right.
Thank you, Kat.
Thank you.
Thank you, Kat, for the mute.
I feel like it's probably like down the road.
It's just going to make things worse.
10 minutes later.
She's like, oh, let me drink more alcohol then.
Great.
It wasn't much.
It wasn't much.
But, anyways.
This much.
Tweets.
Let's do tweets.
That can turn someone up.
All right.
Do we?
Okay.
So, Sav, what I'm going to have you do, Sav, is you're going to read it, okay?
You're going to read your words, okay?
Okay.
I'm going on a podcast next month if anyone wants to tune in and watch me get bullied.
And then I quoted it and said, I told my dad about this, and he's so excited to watch me crash out publicly.
Scroll down on this.
I just scrolled down.
At least he's excited, and he's going to be.
He lives vicariously through my bad choices.
And then do a little bit more of a scroll down.
Nothing more than the usual.
Okay.
That's also true.
So there we go.
These are establishing shots.
Establishing tweets.
Scroll back up.
Okay.
Next.
Wait, no one.
Wait, the one where they disrespect girls the whole time?
And then you said.
Okay, I was like, just read it.
Just read it.
I said that's the one.
To be fair, I've only seen clips of this podcast, and they are all quite, I mean, disrespectful.
That's the point, you know.
But I reject your premise.
I reject your premise.
Do you think disagreeing with women is disrespecting women?
No, I don't think that's disrespecting them.
Yep, that's what we do.
We disagree with women.
Right.
In a disrespectful manner sometimes.
Dun dun dun.
I feel like usually they're disrespectful first.
Yeah, I feel like most of the time the woman's disrespectful first.
Like, if somebody's respectful towards me, I'm going to be.
I might do banter, tease them a little bit, but I'm not outright disrespectful.
Like, even if somebody's disrespectful first, like, for example, the energy I've had towards you, has it been the same energy I've given this girl here?
Like, I've been rude to her.
Right.
To me?
No.
Come on.
Sorry.
The girl who's sitting here.
I'm saying, to be fair, I had only seen clips of this, and it always looks like you're yelling at someone.
So half the time, only click that.
See, that's what happens when you don't see the full video.
Don't play.
But yeah, no, look, if somebody, even if they disagree with me super strongly, as long as it's good faith and they're being respectful, even if we totally disagree, I'm going to keep it respectful.
There might be banter or teasering, whatever, but it's never, I'm never going to be rude to somebody just cuz, right?
But I'll match energy.
If somebody is being like rude or annoying or like trolling or whatever, then I'll match their energy.
Yeah.
And look, there's, have I said, like, am I perfect with that?
No, not, but like, as a general rule, 99% of the time, I'll be respectful.
If you're respectful, it'll be like a mutual, a mutual thing.
Let's pull up the next tweet.
Oh, my God.
There's a lot, Savannah.
So be ready.
There's a fuck ton.
And then the guy that hosts that is one of the biggest users I've ever seen.
Say that.
No, but you wrote, you did exclamation mark, exclamation mark.
I did.
Which is like co-signed.
But like I said, to be fair, I've only seen clips, and it always looks like you're yelling at the girls on here.
So I will admit.
That's just what my, that's going to be my excuse for every single tweet that you pull up.
Yes.
Bro, are you damn and you went outside?
Oh my god, bro.
I'm not going to say it on stream, but you went outside and you fucking smoked, bro.
And you fucking, it stinks.
Bro, you just got back at the table.
You're rudely interrupting her.
What is your deal?
Did you pull it over?
I don't.
I'm just.
Or is she just yelling?
I'm you were just saying he died girl.
You literally, I was having you your mic right now.
Your mic just got muted, lady.
Your mic just got muted.
I was having a conversation with her, and you is my mic still muted, bro.
Adorable.
Scoot your mic to the edge of the table, please.
Even though it's muted.
Well deserved.
Oh my god, bro.
Cablast, she smokes weed, bro.
Really?
What was wrong with that?
All right.
Okay.
Anyways, back to this before we were rudely interrupted.
Go ahead.
I was just saying that's going to be my rebuttal for everything: I've only seen clips.
So pull it back up, the same one.
What can I say?
Biggest fun.
You know what's interesting, though?
What frustrates me is like girls will come on the show and they'll come on with the intention of challenging it.
And then you just like, you guys, I'm not saying you've done this, but they'll choke and they won't actually state.
Like, I'm okay being challenged.
Even if you want to be insulting, I'm actually kind of, I mean, if it starts crossing a line, you're going to get the boot if you're just like derailing the show and just being like just straight up insulting.
But if you're disagreeing with me and you have legitimate disagreements, like we had a girl who left the show early.
Like, was it, was that?
I think that was Sunday show, right, Damien?
Yeah, we had a girl who left early, right?
And then she was like, oh, I just want to go smoke a cigarette on the beach.
And I had a great time, though.
Thank you for having me.
And then she's like, she did three TikToks talking shit.
She did Instagram stories talking shit.
I'm like, say that shit to my face.
You're here.
You're in front of me.
If you disagree with me, you got a problem.
Don't do this two-faced shit.
Just say to me, I'm not going to like get up and smack you.
I'm going to talk shit back, maybe.
But like, say it to my face.
A lot of, and it's frustrating.
These people come on, they're so two-faced.
I'm gonna talk shit afterwards, but I'll shake your hand at the end and say thank you for having me.
I respect you, and I'm here to have a good time.
That's my idea.
Bro, solid time.
Chat.
Sidebar to the chat.
Boom.
Ignored.
Are you guys familiar with the term solipsism?
So the term solipsism typically has to do with people think that the world or the sun revolves around you.
I'm not talking to you.
I'm not.
Why do you feel the need to like insert yourself?
What?
I'm not playing.
I mean, we're all here.
We're all talking together.
We're on a podcast.
I'm going.
Is her shit still muted?
They can't even hear you, right?
Is it still muted, Damien?
Yeah, don't talk.
Don't talk until you're unmuted.
Just wait.
More than 10 minutes, you guys.
It's done now, but please hold your comments.
God damn.
Okay.
Next, I guess.
Get bullied.
And unfortunately, Andrew, I wanted Andrew to be here, but some, you know, whatever.
He wasn't able to be here.
I'm sorry.
You're not scared of Andrew Wilson.
I said I'm not scared of a man named Andrew, and that's true.
Okay, yeah, that's fine.
No problems there.
I blew this up because I thought we were going to have Andrew, but next.
Yeah, it's okay.
So, read it.
I'm bringing Adderall and my troll personality, and I'm going to have a blast.
I don't know.
I don't think you've really been trolling.
No, I haven't.
You've been pretty good faith, I think.
Anyways, did you take the Adderall?
I did, yeah.
Really?
This is you on Adderall?
Well, I have ADHD, so I'm just like.
Does Adderall calm people down?
I don't know how to do it.
If you have ADHD, Adderall helps your brain be less scattered and it helps you be more present.
Yeah.
But I digress, though.
You're not that terrible in person.
Thank you.
She heard that I do big labia advocacy and then she just totally switched.
I changed my mind.
She didn't know.
She didn't know that I did this.
And there's a stool.
You're cooked, bro.
You are cooked.
Hello.
You don't need to quip.
You don't need to insert yourself every single time.
But go ahead.
I'll engage you since you've decided to needlessly insert yourself.
What were you saying?
No, it's weird because, like, how do you want the structure to be, Brian?
Because I do respect you and how you want your podcast.
Do you want it to be girl, girl, girl, girl, or do you just only when spoken to?
Look, I'm okay with people jumping in, but after you just got your mic muted and I've told you more.
Well, that wasn't a punishment.
Okay, now you need to.
Now you need to stop interrupting me.
If I'm talking, you got to let me finish.
Of course, Brian.
Go on.
Imagine this girl.
She's doing this in public.
Imagine in a relationship the amount of fucking lip this girl is going to give you in a fucking relationship.
So, anyways, yeah, you laugh, but it's fucking true.
It's fucking true.
You're a quarrelsome lady.
So, anyways, what you were going to say something about how I want the structure.
Look, you got to take a bit of a hint.
I'm okay with you contributing to the conversation.
You just got your microphone muted, and I just told you to be quiet.
And I told you to stop inserting yourself.
I'm okay.
I'm not saying be quiet for the rest of the show.
Let me get through some of the back and forth that I want to have with Savannah.
Okay.
You've gotten a lot of attention tonight.
I know for it's hard to go 10 minutes without a little bit of attention.
I get it.
But in the same way that you would tell a man, take the hint when he's not interested, take the hint.
You just got your microphone muted, and I told you to stop interjecting.
You can contribute to the conversation a little bit later.
Let me have the back and forth with Savannah.
Next, pull up the tweet or whatever.
Next.
Oh, there's more.
Oh, there's a lot.
Okay, well.
So I'm going to start with some fun ones.
Oh, we're just going through my tweet.
Not all of them, but I selected these.
Okay.
So read it.
Perfect.
I have the aura of a slut, but I have zero bitches, and that's true.
You got zero bitches?
Yeah.
Really?
Well, I guess I have one.
Currently.
Yeah.
Are you guys carnal knowledge?
No.
Gino.
No, what are you telling what?
Sex.
Are you guys having sex?
Oh, sure.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
So I got one.
Yeah.
Okay, next.
Aura of a slut.
I'm a slut.
Wait, you have the aura of a slut?
What?
Wait, hold on.
Let me.
Hold on.
Oh.
What is the aura of a slut?
I feel like it's just, it's the vibe.
It's the vibe I give off, you know?
It's the only fans, the way I dress, you know.
Okay.
My hair and stuff.
It's like you would look at me and you'd be like, that girl fucks.
I mean, you're.
And I don't.
You're dressed kind of normal.
Well, yeah.
Why are you pulling it down, bro?
Well, she's like, let me get the titties out.
Well, now that you let me pop the titties out a little bit.
Okay.
I just mean like social media-wise, though.
I do.
That's fair.
Okay.
You've got the aura, but you got no bitches.
But I got no bitches in real life.
All right, let's do next.
I think that's true.
Read it, though.
Men are either good at video games or they can make you come.
Why not both?
My husband knows I'm good at video games.
I'm like, I think.
Speaks for itself, right?
Right.
Exactly.
You got to be pretty articulate with your fingers to be good at video games.
Finger game strong.
I'm just kidding.
But I mean, what if the guy has micro?
I'm just kidding.
That was like the one.
Micro penis.
No, no, no, like micro.
Like he plays like Red Alert or like Counter-Strike or Call of Duty.
Yeah, he's got the micro.
He's got the micro.
Like he plays StarCraft and his APM is fucking insane.
Like 300 APM per minute.
And he's just got the fucking micro.
He's just like microing.
And where he plays Command and Conquer Generals.
And he's like, boom, Command and Conquer Generals.
And he's like, he's like, puts a bunch of like Rocket Men in the Humvee, right?
And he's like microing them all over.
He sells his command center.
Let's do a split on this shit.
Fuck it.
Split me.
Split me.
Holy.
Okay, so he's microing, right?
He got the Humvee.
He got the Humvee.
He sells the Command Center.
So he lost the satellite, right?
And he's like, boom, Humvee over here.
Boom, Humvee over there.
Boom.
Let me drop some fucking some cat.
We're going to capture this oil, Derek.
Boom.
A thousand resources right away.
And he's just microing, microing, right?
Like, that's not hot to you.
Like, like, you're thinking he knows how to use his hands, right?
Is that not hot?
I don't think that that really translates to because the clit's like in one spot.
Like, you don't have to.
Macro?
No, it's micro.
Micro.
They're saying, sorry, the chat is saying that it's called macro.
Oh.
Not micro.
Okay.
But hold on.
Micro?
I'm pretty sure it's the micro.
Pure.
It's the micro, bro.
We're speaking chicken.
It's micro.
It's micro.
Micro.
It's short for.
Guys, micro-manage gaming.
What is that?
Micro with small macro with small.
Like management sim games.
Wait.
Is it micro?
Wait, micro?
I feel like it could mean different things, I guess, the way it depends on what you're doing.
Micro APM?
I don't.
I don't know too much about the gaming world like that.
That's the funny tweet.
Thanks.
Look.
Glad somebody laughed.
They got the microphone.
I thought that was hilarious.
All of them are gay.
Wait, did I see the tweet?
What did it say?
You don't, and you don't look like a slut, you know?
But you're leveling people out.
But that'd be people cannot.
That's rude.
I mean, that's just somebody judging me.
She must want my pass.
I think it's because I.
I think it's because I post very provocative pictures online.
We have only a fancy.
Anyways, next.
That's all it, yeah.
Nobody gets mad when they see a flower.
Okay, that's the one.
You know?
Oh, okay.
Right.
Yeah.
We need to have the important conversation about how reverse cowgirl is the worst position.
And then read the down there.
It feels like nothing for the girl.
It slips out every two seconds.
And my view is your toes.
I agree.
You know what?
I agree, David.
I'm not going to linger on that, but I actually.
You have to take their legs all the way.
Shut the fuck up.
What is your fucking problem?
Sorry.
No more shit.
I started talking before you started talking.
You're a habitual line stepper, bro.
I didn't mean to.
Stop interrupting.
Okay.
Like, your comments would have been okay if I wasn't in the middle of a fucking sentence.
Okay.
What is your problem?
Nothing.
I don't have a problem.
Holy shit.
I'm not the one with the problem.
You do have a problem.
No, like you.
No, I just told you.
Stop interjecting.
Now you're interrupting me, which is even worse.
That was just like a thing that popped into my head.
I started talking before you started talking.
Do you know what the definition of interruption is?
I didn't mean to do that.
I don't care what you meant to do or didn't mean to do.
Okay.
You were specifically instructed before the show not to interrupt.
And I've already just went over this with you.
What is your deal?
No deal.
Please say what you're going to say.
Can you, look, can you stop interrupting kindly?
Of course.
Do I need, like, do I need to stop the show every five minutes to tell you how to conduct yourself?
I didn't mean to, it just popped into my head and I was like, think before you speak.
Don't interrupt me or other people.
Okay.
Thank you.
Back to this.
Holy shit.
I agree with you.
Okay, cool.
Shitty position.
Right.
Next.
Do you guys actually care what it is?
There we go.
Okay.
Do they?
He does.
Well, you do.
Big labia matters.
I only date women with large labia.
Yeah.
Big labia matters.
Are you with one now?
I'm just kidding.
Next.
Read it.
I am so fucking sick and tired of large labia being described as roast beef or meat curtains or any other disgusting term.
It's fucking dehumanizing.
Okay, first of all.
Okay, wait.
I just want to say, wait, can I say something?
Because there's a pause.
There's a big space in here.
Or do you want to say something?
What?
There's a big space and everybody's just talking when they.
Because I'm wondering how you want the structure.
There was a pause.
Should I say something or no?
You should try to just take a hint.
Like, it might be a good idea for you to just quiet.
I know.
But you're on the podcast, but time and place.
Take a hint.
Like, let a couple other people have their moment.
You don't need to add something to every single thing that's been said.
Okay.
So anyway, I wrote that tweet for you and I didn't even know it.
Pretty much.
Pretty much.
All right.
Big labia matter.
Next.
Wait, did you read it, though?
The previous one?
You read it, right?
I read it, yeah.
All right, we're on the same team.
What are we talking shit about today?
Men.
Why is that?
Oh.
That's a Sophie.
Well, it was just, I mean, it wasn't that deep.
Like, I didn't really say anything post-men.
But I mean, sure, why not?
Oh, okay.
All right.
Next.
Somebody said so many people assume that being slutty online equals not having a good dad, but nah, my dad was the best.
And I said, such a weird imaginary pipeline these men have created.
Oh, read this part.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yes, my dad knows I do OnlyFans.
Incels are going to hate this, but he loves me and supports my choices.
And he's my BFF.
He's the best guy I know, which is true.
It's nice.
So your dad is, he's like cool with it?
Yeah.
It didn't bother him at first.
No.
I mean, I'm at home.
I'm safe and I'm happy.
And we get to travel the world together.
So that's sweet.
I love that.
But I mean, like, the trade-off, he's cool with the trade-off.
I mean, the trade-off being that I get to travel the world with him.
So, yeah.
Unconditional love.
Yeah.
He loves you no matter what.
Unconditional love.
Hold on.
I have a message coming through, but I'll engage on that.
We have one sec.
It's Michael Jones.
Michael Jones.
Michael Jones donated $200.
Brian, you're the most underrated babysitter in Cali.
Chairs one and four, there's some hope for you.
Chair two, keep up the good behavior.
Chairs three and six are cooked.
Chairs five and seven are gonna be fine.
What was that?
Some five and here's a five.
There's some hope for me.
What does that mean?
A coup.
Girl, I'm glad you guys got validation from one guy named Michael Jones.
Isn't Michael Jones the Burker King guy?
Black Jones.
I think it's somebody else.
Oh, Lord.
I love your dress.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Wait, where were we?
Oh, the unconditional love.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, like, what do you do, though, if you have a child?
And I suppose if her dad's accepting of it, sure, that happens.
But, like, how do you actually impose any sort of or try to restrict behavior in a child that you find objectionable?
I mean, I guess.
But I want to ask it to her because you said unconditional love, right?
So would you be okay if you had a daughter, if she was doing pornography?
Well, see, the thing is that before she's my daughter, she's her own person.
That no matter what, how I raise her, what I teach her, what I instill in her, how I program her, at the end of the day, she might just do whatever the hell she wants to do.
But I guess let me make a differentiation here.
So we're all free individuals.
Like we're all going to make our own decisions.
So I agree with you that insofar as she has the ability, like she could go and do all sorts of things that you disagree with.
And you wouldn't really have really like if she was dead set on doing it, there really wouldn't be much you could do to stop her if she's an adult, right?
Right.
But you would agree that parents do have a duty to try to, like, trying to think of an example.
If you had a son and he was like, I want to become a drug dealer.
And I mean, I don't know, you use on drug.
He wanted to sell like hard drugs like methamphetamine.
I would assume, like, you probably couldn't do anything to stop him, but you would probably tell him or say things like, hey, that's a really bad idea.
Here are the potential consequences.
Here are the consequences.
And if you do actually start selling drugs, you might say something.
I don't know if you'd say this, but you might say something like, wow, selling drugs is really dangerous.
I wouldn't be comfortable with you living in my home.
And I think we should distance our relationship while you're selling drugs.
I probably don't want to spend time with you because you're involved in a really dangerous business.
Let's say he said, oh, yeah, I do these drug deals with the cartels.
You'd be like, whoa.
The cartel is known for going after people's families.
I'm really uncomfortable with that.
I need to distance myself from you until you get out of that.
And please don't do it.
I would be like that.
However, no matter how close she is to her dad, she's lived her own life that's led her to do OnlyFans.
So he, and I'm sure your dad knows that.
Like, whatever, whether it was great things or horrible things, that no matter how bad it would ever get for a person, at least her dad is present for her.
He's like, I want her in my life, regardless whether she does, because I'm sure he probably, your dad's probably like a free spirit person, right?
Open-minded, right?
So he's looking at it like he's probably made decisions in his life that he probably wouldn't.
Sure, we all make mistakes.
But the thing is, is that he's probably so spiritually in tune with himself that he's like, the day I ever lose my daughter, he would probably regret not ever talking to her over something like this.
Well, I mean, certainly you might, as a father, you might regret the disintegration of a relationship with the child.
But I suppose, and Seth, I'll pose this question to you.
If your dad had told you before, like, let's say you were, when you were thinking about starting the OF and you went to him and you're like, hey, dad, I'm thinking about doing this.
I don't know if you did that.
I don't know if you told him after the fact.
But if before you even got in, he told you, whoa, I'm not comfortable with that.
I'm going to have to distance myself from you.
That within my worldview and my values, I am not okay with you doing that.
Would that have been an influence in your decision?
And maybe would you have considered not doing it?
Yeah, 100%.
Would you have not done it?
Yeah, I wouldn't have done it.
But you wouldn't.
Wait, so hold on.
You wouldn't have done it if your dad said, I'm not okay with you doing this.
Please don't.
If he said he was going to distance himself from me, then yeah, I would not do it.
But so you see here, if we, you got to hold the line then.
Like, you got to be the mom or the dad that says, I'm not giving, I'm not going to give you unconditional love.
I'm not going to just accept your decisions.
You need to, you're my, you're my child.
You're my daughter.
That's not okay.
Okay.
I love you.
Let me help you.
How can I help you?
Don't do this.
Here's the thing, though.
It's not all black and white.
It's not like I just woke up one day and I was like, I'm going to do an OnlyFans.
And my dad was like, great, go for it.
There was a lot of life that happened that led me to that point.
And I think that him seeing me happy and healthy and doing things that I love, I think that really kind of overpowers any negative feelings that he would have towards it.
So it's not just black and white.
It's not.
Well, I get that it's lucrative for you.
And I get that he's happy that you're making money and you're not starving in the street.
But I mean, OnlyFans is not the, and I'm not super interested in having like a long-winded like OF, bad, porn, bad conversation.
This is more so from like the parental angle that I'm interested in exploring.
It's like there are other things that you can pursue to make like OF is not like you don't have to do it.
Yeah.
You don't have to do it.
You just wanted money.
Well, it's just like any job.
Like you do any job.
You do this because you want money, right?
Exactly.
So that's just how every job works.
But this job, I get to be at home and I get to be safe and I get to work when I want and travel when I want.
So, I mean, the trade-off for it is really.
Do you want a question?
Would you want your daughter doing porn?
If that's what my daughter chose to do, that's okay.
Then I would support her, yeah.
You'd be in favor of her doing porn.
But if she wanted to do like gangbangs and like crazy shit, I would support her.
Yeah, and but you are familiar with the STD rate in like the porn industry.
Like a lot of these girls end up with her bees within the first like one or two years.
Right.
Like in the traditional porn industry.
Yeah.
So you'd be fine like advocating for something that would impact her sexual health.
I'm not advocating for my daughter to get STDs.
I think that I can advocate for her to have her own life and make her own choices and then also educate her on how to be safe about those choices.
I think that's what you call soft parenting.
Now, me personally, that's a different story.
I was raised by a Cuban father and a Mexican mother.
If you told me.
I'm going to get my ass handed to me.
I was going to ask: if you told your mom and/or dad, hey, hey, I'm going to start porn, what would they say?
Well, no.
If you were in person, what would they do?
Well, my dad, see, my father was a business owner.
He was a hustler.
So he instilled that in me.
He programmed that in me versus like just letting me kind of roam free mentally or physically.
My mom always instilled being very independent and hardworking.
My mom's a real estate agent in Palm Springs.
So I didn't really grow up with being able to like sort of think for myself, operate for myself, rather than like, you know what I mean?
Like they're more so like, you have to take this path.
They programmed me to be more of a hustler than a business owner rather than be more free-they're not sure.
But I guess when it comes to the parental component here, I mean, she even grants that if her dad said, I'm not comfortable with you doing this, she would not have done OF.
And it's like if we just take this approach of, oh, you can do whatever you want, you can become a prostitute, you can do porn, you can do OF.
I mean, he definitely doesn't have that perspective.
He wouldn't be like, go deal drugs and be a prostitute.
That wouldn't.
Is it completely different being at home, taking pictures, posting?
Yeah, I get that it's different, but I mean, there are some negative to drug dealing, though.
Well, I get the gravity of it is different, but there is stigma that's associated with OnlyFans.
In fact, I mean, I'm sure your father wants you to end up with a great guy.
You yourself have admitted you've struggled when it comes to dating because of your involvement in what sounds like relatively tame sex work.
Right.
OnlyFans.
I don't know the extent of what you're doing.
Have you done BG content?
Like with somebody that I did.
You did a little bit of BG content at some point.
Otherwise, you're just doing solo content.
You're not doing gang bangs every week, whatever.
But it's like if fathers and if mothers were saying, if they said, you might not like this, I'm going to disown you if you do this, it could prevent a lot of undesirable behavior in one's children.
And again, look, hey, at the end of the day, they can make their, they're going to do what they're going to do.
But I think part of a parent's duties and responsibilities is, even with adult children, is exerting influence on your children.
Yeah, I agree.
And guiding and guiding them.
Just because I'm not like if when my kid turns 18, I'm not going to be like, okay, just go into the world and I'm not going to try to guide you or help you in any sort of ways.
I think people need, like, you need guidance throughout your entire life.
And I'd be there for my kids to guide them in a way that I think is the best way to go.
And the only leverage you have as a parent is, well, I'm just going to be really disappointed.
And no, it's got to be like, I'm going to disown you.
Yeah, that's hard, parenting.
How else are you going to leverage any degree of influence on your children?
Like, you don't.
There's no one.
That has to do with respect, too.
Like I have a, like, my dad was present in my life.
I have two older brothers.
I have several nephews, a lot of guy cousins.
I was raised around a lot of guys.
So I would never feel comfortable doing that.
And I have a lot of respect for my father and my brother.
So I wouldn't put them in that position.
And if my daughter was like, oh, how am I going to try to make money?
I'm going to be like, well, let's do a game plan.
And maybe it's like, what are your interests?
Can that get you money?
Okay.
Maybe, what about like, hey, I mean, in my own personal example, I've had a lot of experience doing content creation.
I don't think I'd want her to have like a dating podcast like mine, but, you know, if she wanted to, I don't know, make baking videos.
Whatever it is, I don't know what the meta is.
I don't know what the meta is for women content creators who don't do OF.
But I'd be like, let's explore how if you want to do content, maybe that's something.
But I don't know.
I think it's just different love perspectives.
Yeah.
And cultures, too.
Yeah, because it's not like a lack of respect.
Like, I was raised by my dad, only him.
So we just have a different view on life.
You know, we just want to, like, I'm not religious.
He's not religious.
Sure.
In 100 years, all of us are going to be dead.
We're not going to be in heaven, in my opinion.
So I feel like I measure my life and experience.
And OnlyFans gives me the opportunity to have a lot of experiences.
But I'm not even arguing it.
Like, this can be just a totally secular position when it comes to this.
You yourself have said, I have encountered issues when it comes to dating because of what I do.
Yeah.
And that could have like cascading, domino effect impacts on your life in a negative way.
And also like just being involved in like content, even if it's not OF, just being involved in content.
Like, do you see the nasty side of men?
Oh, doing OF?
Yeah, but I saw that before I did all that.
Sure, of course.
You can see the nasty side of people absent doing sex work.
But like the majority of sex workers typically don't have particularly high opinions of men, which I don't think is a particularly healthy mindset or really going to contribute healthily to like you want to have a husband.
You want to date a guy, have kids?
Do you want kids one day?
Yeah, I do.
I mean, some people might feel that way, but I definitely don't have like any less respect for men because I do OnlyFans.
You're not jaded?
No.
At all?
No.
Come on.
I'm jaded doing this.
You've got to be a little jaded doing OnlyFans.
I'm definitely not.
I feel like.
Really?
All the guys sending you their weird fucking kinky requests and shit.
That's all.
Oh, yeah.
It's like less than 1% of guys.
Like, I don't know.
I just can't really base all dudes off of those.
Got a message here.
Brian, these 304s need God.
Please read them Corinthians 6, 18 to 20.
18.
You should have just.
Oh, okay.
Here it is.
All right.
I'll read it.
Flee from sexual immorality.
All other sins a person commits are outside the body, but whoever sins sexually sins against their own body.
Do you not know that your bodies are temples of the Holy Spirit who is in you, whom you have received from God?
You are not your own.
You were bought at a price.
Therefore, honor God with your bodies.
Okay.
Interesting.
Thank you, Graffito Tagged, for the Bible verse.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I just try to avoid making any religious-based arguments just because it's not super effective to people who are secular.
But oh, we have this.
Oh, going.
Oh, boy.
Felicity, hook it up.
You all need to light up a joint and pass it around the table.
I think the champagne is setting in.
I was going to ask Brian if we could make it a double date, but I don't think he's feeling it right now.
Bro, you got to give me a Bitcoin to do a double date with this girl.
Can I add something real quick to the last conversation?
Sure, sure.
I also think there's a huge difference between unconditional love and unconditional acceptance, right?
Like, if you're, if, if you or some hypothetical girl went to their parent and was like, I'm going to do OnlyFans, and they said, like, I'm not going to accept it if you do.
That doesn't mean they love them any less, right?
Like, you can love someone from afar.
Like, I've had situations where I've had to go like no contact with family members because of like personal stuff.
And that doesn't make me love them any less.
It's just I'm not accepting the way that they're behaving, right?
So I think that you can still have fully unconditional love for someone and be like, I don't like respect the fact that you're doing corn or dealing drugs or whatever it is, right?
Can I just say that it doesn't make sense?
I feel like we should examine the economy.
And because I remember earlier, Katie, you said it gave you freedom, right?
That's why you wanted to do it.
It gave you freedom because you were working like a barista job and you're like, I don't have why is it that people cannot have freedom?
We're basically slaves.
So it's like, we're in, it's indentured servitude.
Like, it's like, why?
Why, like, why do you feel like I feel rather than like, would I love them for doing that?
It's like, you're doing it for money.
Like you said.
You're doing it for money.
It's like, you're doing it for money.
It's like, why, though?
Why do we have to do that?
You can do a lot of things for money.
That's not two ways to go when it comes to the money.
There are some people.
I'll be back on this one.
Some people would.
There's that saying where some people would rather eat ramen noodles for three years straight till they see the bigger picture.
Right.
And some people, right?
Because like, let's be real.
Me, along with many beautiful women that I know could do OnlyFans.
We could do a whole lot of things from toenail clips together.
But why judge?
But why judge?
We're talking racks a day.
Why judge someone else's?
But you got to look at the big where they are, where they are.
You cannot zoom out from their perspective.
They are where they get.
At the end of the day, some people give a fuck and some people don't.
They don't.
And at the end of the day, you can't force them to give a fuck.
And even though I would never do OnlyFans, that doesn't give me a right to talk shit to them or talk shit about them or put the spotlight on them.
Because I know girls that do OnlyFans.
I know strippers.
I know 304s.
But I knew them before that.
And they're still good people deep inside.
So it's like, just because I wouldn't doesn't mean that I necessarily would get out of character and disrespect them.
Now, do I support it?
Do I condone it?
No.
But at the end of the day, that just goes to where I'm going to raise.
If I have a daughter, if I have a son, I'm going to be the type of woman that I want my son to marry and respect.
And I'm going to be the type of woman that I want my daughter to be and a man to marry.
Just think we can never judge each other.
Hard disagree.
Where we're.
I mean, we can definitely judge each other.
We can't judge each other, but I don't think.
Everyone is at their different perspective from where they are, and they're playing their cards and they're doing what they're doing the way that they feel fit.
And I'm not going to say that I would know any better because I'm not living life from their perspective.
So I think that judgment is absolutely necessary as like a fun, like as a fundamental for society, right?
And I don't mean judgment as like you see someone who's doing, who you know does corn on the street and you walk up and you're like, you're an effing whore.
Like, that's not what I mean by judgment.
I mean, like, the conversation I had earlier with Katie, right?
Like, if you know that this is hurting you, why do you keep doing it?
Like, that is that.
Is it hurting?
Because she don't give a fuck.
Is it hurting her?
She literally said three, it was hurting her mental health.
Wait till her brain is fully developed at 25.
Are you 25 yet?
Are you 25?
She's still young.
Wait till her brain is fully developed at 25.
People get older, they experience things, they'll eventually give a full time.
Yeah, absolutely.
Find something else to do.
Yeah, I guess.
Or invest your money in something.
If no one judges.
But how conceited it is to think I would know better for her.
Or that you would know better for her.
Or that I would know better for any of these people.
I'm not saying you know better for that person's situation.
I am saying it is necessary to judge in a like healthy society, right?
And I don't, again, I don't mean like do it in a hateful way.
I mean only if it jeopardizes your finish.
I mean do it in a way that shows like I care about your well-being and I can see that this is harming your well-being.
You literally told me with your own mouth that this is harming your own well-being and I want to give you that like that judgment and be like, hey, maybe it's time to not do that.
You can only still want to do so much shit.
But how not one step back.
Fathers, men, we keep our sons out of jail and we keep our daughters off the stripper pole.
That's why you need the father figure in the house because y'all be bickering about, oh, you know, should I allow her to do gangbang?
Fuck that shit.
You're disowned if you do a gangbang.
Goodbye.
Oh, yeah, press that button.
Fuck out of here, bro.
Fuck out of here, bro.
Holy shit.
You don't have a child.
And what if when you do have a child?
She wants to do gangbanging.
You're not going to love her anymore.
I don't think his best friend.
That doesn't make sense.
That doesn't make sense.
I'll still love her, but she's disowned.
And maybe you wouldn't be put in that position because you would be caring for her and helping her.
And maybe.
I mean, she said her dad cared for and helped her.
He's one man.
Bro, I don't think you understand.
If I want to exert my, if I want to exert my will and guide my child, what other method do I have besides disowning?
What else?
Am I supposed to do some kumbaya shit?
Oh, well, let's go to therapy.
Fuck that shit.
Disowned.
Goodbye.
Affirmative.
I don't even speak Spanish, bro.
It's like what she said about radical acceptance versus radical love.
Like, I mean, he just said I would still love her, but I would disown her, right?
Like, that's.
How could you never talk to her again?
You don't talk to them again.
When she comes correct and she quits, then we can have a conversation.
Because it would hurt him.
It would hurt him.
I mean, my dad's not hurt by it.
That's fine.
Yeah, that's different.
I'm not trying to dogpile you.
I don't feel dogpiled.
It's okay.
Like, look, and just to be clear, I'm not in this like ivory tower, like, like, trying to judge you in the sense that, oh, I'm so virtuous and just high and mighty, and you're a sex worker.
Like, I actually recognize this with what I do.
Like, there are women who won't date me, for example, because of the podcast.
Like, they won't deal with me.
Haha, that's cool.
They won't deal with me because I have, I say controversial things on the internet.
I talk about politics on the internet.
Liberal women don't fuck with me.
The ones that do should probably go to therapy.
But, um, and but I accept that.
And actually, it seems like you accept it too because there's a lot of OF sex workers who cope.
They're like, me doing sex work is not going to have any negative ramifications on my life.
Like, me doing this has had a lot of positive, but I've also had negative ramifications.
I've fucking stalkers and drama and a bunch of bullshit.
And I got fat and I aged a whole bunch.
Wait, what the fuck?
Let me just quit the shit.
Fuck the shit.
I'm done.
It's over.
I'm done.
I got fat.
I got old.
I got stressed.
Shit.
But look, look.
So I acknowledge that even with what I do, there's just negative life ramifications that come to it.
When it comes to dating, absolutely.
Like with dudes who don't want to date OF girls, there's chicks that don't want to date fucking this guy right here.
Like I get it and I accept it.
But there is a different stigma.
Like there's a stigma with people who do politics shit.
Yeah.
Like if you veer into politics, you've lost 50%.
Yeah, you kind of have to.
Like if you're a conservative political commentator, you're just going to be dating conservative chicks.
I mean, you should, even if you're not a political commentator, you should probably date people who share your values and stuff.
So I guess it's probably still the same.
But if you're just trying to hit, you know, like nothing.
I'm just kidding.
Oh, God.
Good talk.
We got to get through the tweets.
There's way too many tweets.
We got to bust through it.
Let's bust through it.
Why are you mad and mad about when this guy's not pouring out?
This tweet got very misconstrued.
I said, is it because we're not being exploited?
We're going to just skip it just because to telling sex workers that nobody will love them because of that.
Very kind of related.
So cruel.
It's a job, grow up.
But I mean, like, so I like, I think there's plenty of sex workers who will and can like get married, find husbands, be in loving relationships.
I don't take it to that extreme, but I think if you ask me, will it make it harder?
Right.
Yeah, I think like if you're involved in sex work, there are a cohort of men who are going to be like, I don't want to date a sex worker.
I don't want to date a girl with an OF, so I'm not going to date her.
Yeah.
Which that might be fine.
You're like, okay, I'll just date the guys who are willing to date me.
I haven't heard much about they'll never find love.
I think that's actually cope.
Like the dudes who say, oh, these sex workers and they'll never find a guy.
I actually think that's total cope because I think there's a lot.
There's a lot of simps.
I'm not saying you're going to end up with a simp, but there's a lot of guys who are just willing.
Like don't I don't know if it's settling is the right term, but being involved in sex work is so commonplace now that it's shifting what is deemed socially acceptable.
So there probably is like a shifting in the Overton window of like, okay, this is there's so many women doing this.
It's like, especially young guys, they'll date OF girls no problem, right?
Whether, I mean, whether they end up married or not is another question, but Yeah, I don't know.
But I think it's cope.
These guys are like, oh my god, you did porn.
You did 10 porn videos.
You're never going to find a husband.
I think it's just cope.
Like, they'll still find husbands.
There is a debate over whether those, like, are those, what's the quality of the dudes?
But, I mean.
I've never heard of this.
Okay.
Cool.
Riley.
I've never heard of like women and sex work not being able to find great husbands.
Oh.
You've not heard about that.
So on the, I mean, she said she struggled with dating because she does OF.
So guys are like, guys, yeah, but those are the wrong guys.
Yeah, but do you think it's wrong to not want a date agreement?
No, every standard is perfectly, it's all subjective.
Wait, can you move from the bottom?
Yeah, it is all subjective at the end of the day.
Let's just leave the microphone where it is.
Okay, all right.
Let's just go next just to blast through these.
Please.
Next.
Banning porn is infringing on free speech.
So anyone in favor of that is not a patriotic American?
For the sake of time, I'm just porn is infringing on free speech.
It is.
So anyone who's an interesting time.
I don't know if it's free.
It's infringing.
It's infringing on freedom of expression.
It might be the same amount of freedom.
You guys don't know what free speech means.
It's free expression, which is the fake.
All right, well, I'm not interested in having a constitutional debate, but next.
No one gets angry at a woman than a man who can't get laid.
That's true.
There you go.
Gets angrier.
Angrier.
You know what I overall think about OnlyFans and things like that?
I don't get too emotionally involved.
You know, like, if that's what they choose to do, like, okay, I might have like my point of view, whatever, my way of raising kids, whatever the case is.
I don't get too involved, and I don't judge too harshly to the point where I'm like.
But then again, people are like, well, that's what's wrong with the world.
So I just like, I don't go too hard on them because, like, it's like, I mean, that's what they, that's what they're choosing.
That's what they're choosing.
That's what they're choosing on.
I do think with the minimum wage being at like $16 per hour.
Yeah.
And then with the amount that rent is.
Hold on, hold on.
Ogle, Brian, check your Ethereum address, Christoph, for you all this time.
15 minute calling next time.
Okay, shit.
Holy shit, bro.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh, shit.
Sorry.
Wait.
Wow.
How did he get it for $100 from the other one?
He did Ethereum.
He did crap.
And now we're about to pop a very fancy, fancy fancy movie.
Thank you, thank you, sir.
It's in the brown dating.
Did they pop it already?
This is the perfect timing.
Thank you.
So thoughtful.
Damn, Ogle's a fucking GigaChad legend.
Scott is bradshaw.
Let's get some fucking W's in the chat.
Yes.
W for that man.
Here, bring it over here.
Bring it up.
Don't unwrap it.
Don't unwrap it.
It's still in the wrapping, right?
This is the first time I've seen this happen on the show.
All right.
Fancy yellow.
Wow.
Wow.
Ogle's a fucking legend.
While I'm getting this unwrapped, Felicity, can you read this from Ben George?
Do you have a grandfather?
Does he condemn his son for allowing you to be rainbows?
My son wouldn't dare stand up to your children.
It comes from the top.
The degeneracy needs to stop.
Shame on your kids.
Shame your kids.
It's Sunday.
It is a 2015 crystal.
Okay.
So did I interrupt you?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
No, she finished.
It's okay.
All right.
Let's see if this opens like a normal.
Have you ever done this before?
Let's see here.
Wow.
I like want to save this.
That's cool.
All right.
That was but.
Okay.
Go ahead.
I feel like you have something to say.
Go ahead.
She always got something to say.
I've been to Singapore, and that's sort of how they do things.
They shame people.
They're like, this person and this person in this block had their dog poop in this block.
And now, how dare you interrupt me?
I didn't know that was socially expensive.
I'm about to do that.
I want to see if I can hear her.
She's like, way back.
Woo!
There you go.
Look at that.
Wait.
Look at you.
You see the smoke?
Wow.
Yay.
Oof.
I've never had Chris.
By the way, I've never had Crystal.
Has anybody here had Crystal?
Yes, sir.
You guys have had Clouds?
Yes, I have.
I don't know.
Oh, you guys are just too fancy.
All right.
Can we get some more cups here?
I'm going to give you guys fresh cups because we are not going to cut it.
You know what?
I love that.
That is.
Now, that right there is straight class.
Fresh class.
No, you can't taint Crystal.
With the champagne.
With the class, Brian.
I like that.
That's nice.
I love that.
Yo, Ogle, this is very nice.
Cut it clean, baby.
Yeah, bottle of crystal.
Gentlemen, anytime you are getting a girl a drink, give her a fresh glass.
That is very classy.
Hold on.
We can't taint.
Bottle of Crystal with Trader Joe's.
Oh, my God.
Champagne.
They have other glasses.
Yeah, they're bringing some glasses.
Oh, I'm dehydrated.
I know that.
You guys all want?
Yes.
I want.
Yes.
So sister water.
Wait, did someone do that?
Do you pay this guy?
No.
Wow.
Okay.
Sorry, guys.
While I'm doing this, here.
You know what?
We're going to let the 69 come through.
Celebration.
It's a celebration, bitches.
Can you read this one, Felicito?
You low IQ bimbos, you all suffer from First World Devon.
Wait, wait, wait.
How about you just reread that?
Yeah, come on.
I read slower because I have bad eyes.
I'm sorry.
Oh, you want me to pull it back up?
Here, while I'm pouring this shit, Savannah, tell us some shit.
Tell us a joke, Savannah.
None of the jokes that I have, I can tell.
I can't say any of any of the ones on the top of my head.
Sit down.
Thank you.
I mean, we can get content on you.
I've been up since 3 a.m.
And I had to go to the airport tonight and see what I'm doing.
Wait, okay, fine.
Here, I'll do it.
So, Big Labia Matter, have you actually dated a guy and he was like said something rude or inconsiderate about the Audi?
No, I haven't.
But you've seen it online.
Yeah, I've seen a lot about it online.
I think it's pretty ridiculous.
I mean, like, we could talk about ball sacks.
Like, ball sacks are insane looking, you know?
I thought you were an ally.
What the fuck?
I am an ally, but Savannah.
Okay, yeah.
I'm just saying, it's like, I don't know if she needs that much.
She's gonna drink a little bit.
Okay, we're good, we're good.
Do you have some?
No, sorry.
Just a little up.
Sorry, guys, we are pouring some Christmas.
Things are real buddies.
Right?
Yeah, look at that.
Oh my god.
What happened to her knees, Brian?
Yeah, what'd you do with the knees, bro?
Why is all the rubber gone on the knees, Brian?
All right, I'm taking the lions.
I'm taking the lion's share of the crystal.
But so here it is.
Thank you so much, Ogle.
Thank you.
Your patronage is fucking legendary, dude.
You're a fucking legend.
So thank you so much.
Wait, Hold on, we got you.
Legends in the chat.
All right.
This is a cheers to Ogle, Sir Ogle.
I'm giving you a title because we have a British woman here.
Cheers to Sir Ogle cellar.
Sir Ogle.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers, y'all.
Oh, wow, that's very different.
Brian about to blackout.
It is very different.
Yeah, it's very different.
It's better.
It's better than that.
It's delicious.
It's delicious.
The other one, I have both.
I'm going to turn into a wine snob here.
The other one is far too bitter, but the Crystal, courtesy of Ogle.
It has a crisp, delicate.
Wait, what's that thing from American Psycho?
Mouthfeel.
It has a crisp.
Oh, I love American Psycho.
You know the business card scene?
It has a crisis.
Do you know what?
This is for Ogle.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Do it.
Do an impression from American Psycho.
Let's go.
Oh, my God.
There's a doll over there.
Baby dolls?
My doll?
Business card.
Do they have kids?
Brian, you have kids.
Where is the guy?
Do you have kids, Brian?
Yeah, baby dolls.
You said you had a dad bod earlier.
You can have a dad bod and not be a dad.
You can't be a baby bod bot.
Yeah, a dad bod is just like a little chunk of kids.
Okay.
See, there's some for everyone.
Look at that.
See, that's right here.
That's why you gotta just like, you know, be cool.
Is that a great one?
Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?
Nope.
Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste.
But when sports came out in 83, they really came into their own, both artistically and creatively.
I'd have to say they're fuck.
I forgot the rest.
You almost had it.
You almost had it.
Their number one masterpiece, number one hit, is Hip to Be Square, a song so catchy, you probably don't listen to the lyrics, but you should.
Okay, that's all I know.
Oh my god.
But it has the champagne, the Crystal.
I see the bubbliness.
It has a very sharp, crisp there's a bit of fruit, a little sweetness to it.
There's a delicacy to it.
Less bitter than the Trader Joe's cheese.
It tastes rich.
Rich and crisp.
The bubbles are different, too.
Yeah, like everything's different.
They're more refined bubbles.
Would I like go out of my way to spend $500 on a ball of Crystal?
No.
Because I don't drink, really.
I only drink if they do champagne pops on the show.
That's why you're lightweight.
I'm going to get drunk off this.
It's okay.
I was drunk earlier.
I had like two sips of champagne.
Look, this is the.
I still have all that left.
I gotta let you know.
That's my old channel.
I'm driving.
All right, let's get back.
I'm gonna be in the passenger seat acting like a rot while you're on my home.
Wait, did the one?
Oh, I'm not.
Yeah, it was below the threshold.
Wait, did we read the one about the grandfather?
Yes.
We did that one?
Okay.
Sweet.
All right, let's do the tweets.
Let's get back to the tweets.
Oh, my God.
All right, read it.
Are they all sobs tweets?
I read this one already.
Okay, next.
Nice guys finished last.
Hey, girls, don't finish at all.
That's funny.
Okay.
Unfortunately, that's true sometimes.
Oh, well, I tweeted it twice.
What do you want me to say?
If I was on Twitter, I would have retweeted that tweet.
Yeah, I would have.
I think it's true.
I'm not on Twitter.
Look, I have a high success rate, first off.
Are you sure?
I'm sure.
Are you sure?
Okay, okay, Ryan.
Reflex on the chat, Ryan.
Talk about those fatty booths.
Wait, hold on.
Let's do something.
It's a champagne, you guys.
Pop, Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you ready?
I'm sure.
That's so serious.
You have very expressive eyebrows, bro.
If I could give you a discovery, I would have to say that.
The tension is crazy, y'all.
Okay.
37%.
Because a lot of them lie.
A lot of girls will lie down.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's easier than emotions.
Just bring in a womanizer.
That's like the best toy ever.
Look, I don't know, man.
You know what, though?
Here's what's.
I saw this article recently.
There was a scientific study about the orgasm gap.
That's good.
Are you good, bro?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, okay.
You're just contributing.
Okay.
There's this orgasm gap, which I guess is true, right?
But there's a different orgasm gap because like 99% of dudes can only come once, but y'all be having multiple orgasms.
That's not true.
I'm sorry, you said not to interrupt, but that is absolutely not true.
Maybe when a girl knows what she is doing.
Wait, what?
Yes.
When a woman knows what she is doing, the guy can't finish more than once, okay?
A thousand percent.
But they have a refractory period.
Girls don't.
No, but I'm saying these girls, like, yeah.
I don't know if you talk with your girlfriends, but some of these chicks.
We talked.
It's literally 10 seconds, 10 seconds, 10 seconds.
Just orgasm one right after guys can't do that.
No, but see, it's like maybe a dude has a short refractory period.
Yeah, but see, it's that easy, and guys still can't do it.
That's why.
Well, not all women can come like that.
Okay.
Not all women can have multiple orgasms.
When we do that, but I'm saying there's a different orgasm gap.
Y'all be coming like three, four, twenty, fifty times, and I'm over here just like doing all the work coming once.
That's unfair.
That ain't true.
I'm doing that.
She's not doing her job, Brian.
You buy yourself a new girl.
Is she doing her job?
I want to actually get her.
I want to do all the work.
You can just chill over there.
He wants a virgin.
He wants a virgin.
He doesn't want her to know what she's doing.
If I should marry a girl orgasm, we get harder than the guys, too.
Yeah, like it gets that as well.
And the orgasm is longer.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's unfair, man.
Wait, can I just have to go switching?
This is all the yuck.
That's what I just read.
Yeah.
Just closer to you a little bit.
No, it's unfair, man.
Like, these girls, I get it.
You guys be having one-night stands.
No, I'm not at a one-night stand a day.
You guys aren't climaxing with someone.
I can't get how many guys I've ever been with on one hand.
Can we continue that question?
But to be fair, to be fair, the orgasm response is really varied in women.
Like some girls, they can't even get themselves off.
Like it's that bad.
Like even using toys, they can't do it.
I think most women can do toys and by themselves.
They can do it.
But like.
Let's see.
I mean.
No, but there's some girls who struggle to come.
Yeah, I mean, for sure.
Maybe overthinking.
Women get in their heads a lot.
And if you're not psychologically what's going on, it's a lot harder to focus on the fat Libya go.
So what shit is going on?
Yeah, look.
Yeah, that's okay.
About the laundry, bro.
Okay, let it go.
The laundry needs to get done, Brian.
That dirty laundry.
How much do you have?
You know what I have?
You know what's crazy?
I'm pretty sure that girl.
Actually, I'm not going to say, I don't want to talk about it.
I don't want to talk about it, but.
The fat libia?
No.
Oh, I know what you mean.
But it's just, it's not.
Dirty laundry.
Dirty laundry crier.
Plus, I mean, at least with me, she's got to come before me.
That's the rule.
Yeah.
She's got to come before me.
Definitely the girls should preferably multiple people.
Or at the same time.
That's even better.
Or at the same time after she's already come like five times.
Or ten times.
Take that too.
If she can do it, though, not all girls can do that.
I just think a lot of girls can't come from just like penetration.
Yeah.
Tomorrow is more ideal for me, I think.
Yeah.
Some girls, yeah.
I mean, some can, but it's all about the club, right?
Anyways, next, let's do next.
It's all about the lady.
I was referring to a tweet.
It says these Red Pull women literally brag about their husbands hating them and they think it's a flex.
And this was based off a tweet where a woman said that she only shuts up when her husband tells her to shut up.
Was it Rachel Wilson?
I don't know who it was.
Okay.
All right.
We're going to skip, though, but next.
I'd love to be in a relationship.
Everyone fucking sucks.
What the hell, Sav?
That's rough.
Oh, that was a year ago.
I'm a new person now.
Now you got.
Like, things have changed.
Things have changed.
Maybe she's met somebody that doesn't suck.
Yeah.
All it takes is one.
Be life in some time.
Sometimes people suck.
It's a roller coaster.
There was that whole YouTube abortion fiasco, though.
Let's not get back on that topic.
Let's not get back on that topic, please.
How old are you again, Savannah?
24.
24.
Men used to go to war, now they have ticklish feet.
Do you have ticklish feet?
Do you have ticklish feet?
That's actually a good idea.
Savannah took all his feet.
Let's find it out right now.
Go ahead.
Tell you what.
You got to pay me.
You got to tickle his feet.
You got to pay me.
To tickle your feet.
A thousand bucks.
Chat.
Someone spend that quick $200 to tickle Brian's feet.
Drop a thousand.
Yeah, drop a thousand.
Well, I'll tell you, I'm actually so, and maybe anybody who's done this can relate.
So when I was in high school, I did wrestling.
And I feel like if you've done like a contact sport or like a sport where people are like touching you, you kind of lose.
Like I lost my tickle response.
I don't know if that's like.
That makes sense.
I used to be ticklish, but after I did, when I did wrestling in high school, totally gone.
I did wrestling.
You got your feet, though?
I mean, somebody can get me if I'm not expecting.
What's the last time?
I've been tickled.
Oh, what the?
Yo, pumpkins.
Not like paws.
I'm like a great way.
There's like your feet.
No, but after that.
Oh.
Like, you could probably still tickle me, but I'm way less ticklish than I was after I did wrestling.
Right.
And that was a long time ago.
But you are still.
That was the point.
Men used to go to war, and now you have ticklish feet.
You could probably do it, and I would just.
I want to see this.
Let me do it then.
A thousand bucks.
I'm not getting that.
Chat.
Someone spend that quick 200.
Drop a thousand.
Yeah, chat.
Drop 200.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, so drop a rock first.
I ain't doing that shit on camera.
Through Venmo or Cash App, so he gets everything.
Okay, do it on the table.
Just kidding.
Come on.
And then you can post it on your OS.
Money, money, everywhere.
Not on camera.
I'm a business woman.
I ain't doing.
You can find my Wiki feed.
Some weirdos got a Wiki feet page on me.
You can see people buying it.
What?
Someone got a Wiki page on your feet?
Wiki feet.
Oh, wow.
It's a whole lot of people.
Like Felicity problem.
Wow.
Oh, wow.
Like, how many?
Did you guys have anything?
I wish two.
Like, how big is your following on Instagram?
Like, 19.
1,000?
Yeah.
You guys might have a Wiki feed.
Yeah, maybe.
Like, it's these people who look for pictures of your feet.
I have a problem with it.
I don't post pictures at my feet.
Some guy definitely offered me 5K for a picture, and I went to school with him, and I was like, you're weird.
I wish I would have.
I would have, but I was in a relationship at the time.
I've had people ask me about my feet.
Like, not even posting just my feet.
They see him in a video or something.
I'm like, oh, my God, you should post that one.
No, I purposely don't post pictures of my family.
Thank you, Ogle.
Thank you, Google, for the delicious.
I'm going to show you.
Wait, next.
Let's do next.
Wait, actually, no, go back.
Hold on.
Oh.
Wait, we're going back.
You said men used to go to war to die.
Now they got ticklish feet.
Women used to be submissive, feminine virgins.
Now they'd be doing gang bangs on OnlyFans.
But that wasn't what my tweet was about.
You could make your own tweet.
That would be the counter.
Make your own tweet, Brian.
Savannah.
Let me get you caught up to speed.
Well, you know what?
I think maybe the roles have changed.
That would be the counterexample.
So men used to go to war and die.
Now they got ticklish feet.
And women used to be submissive, feminine, virgins.
Now they're strumpets with doing gang bangs.
Now we have to work.
And getting flown to Dubai.
I had to learn how to read.
I have to learn how to read.
I have to go to work.
Talking about literacy now?
Yeah.
Well, you're going to read?
OnlyFangirls can read, y'all.
Okay?
There's not girls to read.
Were you illiterate until the age of 20?
You didn't?
You learned that shit in like in elementary school.
Yes.
What's that got to do with OF?
What?
We're talking about men used to go to war.
Yeah.
Women.
Women read.
Women didn't used to know how to read.
How far back are we going?
How far back are we going?
Legency era.
Let's go back to the women.
World War II.
Women knew how to read in the 1940s.
Well, in the 1940s, sure.
I mean, the literacy rate was.
Wait, isn't there a thing where school is so shit, the illiteracy rate is getting worse?
It's going down yet.
Or some shit.
I don't know.
It's getting worse since a bunch of kids had to do online high school for COVID, like online middle school and elementary school.
There are kids in like ninth grade that can't hold a pencil.
Maybe the latest one is.
Incredible.
Okay, let's do.
You know what?
Let's do.
Oh, wait.
Is that the guy?
Cody?
What's that?
Can we do that?
Okay, let's get through.
Let's blast through them.
Let's blast through.
More tweets?
Okay, Sav.
You, you, the Twitter guy right now, Sav.
Okay, hold on.
Call her daddy girl.
Are there any laws that give the government control over a man's body?
No.
You know what?
Somebody said the draft.
I said the draft that ended in 1973 because it did.
We have the selective service now.
Are we ever going to use it?
No.
Unless we're in World War III, which I really doubt will ever happen.
So that's my opinion on that.
Well, hold on.
Before we get to this, there's what?
You mean the draft that ended in 1973?
Also, the wait.
Uh-huh.
The draft.
So selective service remains.
Well, that's what I just said.
Right.
Right.
Yeah.
So let me know when you get drafted.
And then we can talk about it.
Space.
This right here is a, I'll show it to the camera.
Is a draft registration card.
Note it says men 18 to 25 years old.
And this is a draft registration card.
And then you have this where you have to register for the draft.
If you want to be able to vote, women can.
That's what I love being.
Do not send me off to war.
Yeah, selective service.
Please.
Military conservation.
I'll make that military outfits.
I'll make you nice and warm in the military outfits, but do not send me out to war.
Don't send me out to women.
We should definitely tell you.
I'm just a girl in this world.
Do not send me off to war, please.
But hold on.
And so here's what happens if you don't register as a man.
And this only applies to men.
It's a very sexist law.
What happens if you don't register?
Not registering is a felony.
Young men convicted of failure to register may be fined up to $250,000, imprisoned for up to five years or both.
In addition to being subject to prosecution, failure to register may cause you to permanently forfeit eligibility for certain benefits.
I do understand the repercussions, but my point still stands.
The draft ended in 1973.
Yeah, there's still.
You have to sign up, sure.
There's still selective service.
Yeah, but you don't have to actually do anything unless there's another world war.
And being a man is kind of scary.
Like, there's going to be a war like that.
Like, no, thank you.
World War III is just kind of crazy.
Which we're kind of close to, but I don't.
You don't think really?
You don't think so?
I literally don't think that's a good idea.
Imagine just getting through that topic.
Not with all the weapons that we have.
How are we going to get boots on the ground?
First off, geographically, you have to think about it.
Those are comfortable.
Boots on the ground where?
Well, you're talking about World War III.
So what do you mean?
It's already going on.
You're saying the U.S. military doesn't have the capability to put boots on the ground in a different country.
That's not what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
We did that shit in the early 20th century.
We're doing it now.
It's the 20th, right?
I get confused 20th, 21st.
As for World War III.
20th century.
Let me just make sure I'm right on the.
That's the 1900s.
Yeah, okay.
Go ahead.
As for World War, I just...
What about it?
I don't think that's how we would fight a world war.
I think it would be by drones now.
We should just.
Oh, it's already happening.
Hold on.
No, we're not in World War III.
Let's not say that.
So, Ukraine.
Kind of.
So, Ukraine, modern warfare, there's boots on the ground.
There's literally trench warfare.
There's trench warfare.
This is why I got good at Apex in Fortnite.
Okay.
Just in case.
Just in case, you never know.
There are drones in Ukraine, but there's also boots on the ground.
But I'm talking about America.
There would be boots on the ground if America was involved in the World War, which we would be.
Okay, that's assuming that there would be a World War, though.
And I just don't think that there would be one.
I mean, I think we're closer to World War now than we were like 10, 20 years ago.
We definitely are, but.
I mean, we're like kind of living it.
It's just not over here.
And I hope it doesn't get over here.
But it's in other countries.
I will be so scared.
We should definitely draft women, though.
I do.
You got to stay.
Stay together.
I popped Crystal.
I know, but I honestly can't.
She's got to go to Hawaii.
Stay for the show.
Right, I really can't, though.
Because I have like a before you leave.
I'll do your nuts then.
If you insist that you have to leave.
I honestly, I would say if I could, but I honestly can't.
Alexis, we'll start with you then.
Oh, my God.
What would you want the minimum yearly income to be for your future husband?
But look what I said, though, after that.
You said $100,000.
$100K yearly.
However, that's with zero debt and good credit.
California, love and nothing.
You know what?
Love is love, okay?
I make good money.
I don't need a man to buy me Louis left and right.
Okay, I do that to myself.
How tall are you and what's the minimum height of a man you would date?
I would not date a man shorter than me.
That's for sure.
Hell no.
Look, I went on a date with a guy that was my height, maybe one inch shorter.
It was probably one top five, one of the worst experiences of my life, and I definitely would not recommend or do it again personally.
Yeah.
So what's the minimum height?
5'3, whatever I am.
You're like, as long as it's the same.
Would you rather cross paths with a men or a bear in the forest?
Same thing.
I mean, a man, I guess, because bears are wrecked.
I ain't trying to judge.
All right.
And then going to you, Carly, you said, what would you want the minimum yearly income to be for your future husband?
I know I didn't answer that.
To be honest, I think 150 to 250 up.
200, okay, 150.
I do, especially 50,000.
Especially how the world is now 1,000%.
Even though I make my money, but yeah.
How tall are you and what's the minimum height of a menu?
5'9?
I mean, I would like a guy to be at least an inch or two taller than me.
And then going back to you, it's sorry.
Alexis.
6'3.
It's Alexis with an A, right?
Yes, of course.
What?
Instead of an I, it's an A. What?
Alexis.
Alexis, not Lexis, like the.
Alexis.
Yeah, Alexis.
But it's an A instead of an I. A-L-E-X-I-S.
What is it?
What's an I?
It sounds like an A.
Okay, whatever.
It doesn't matter.
Alexis.
Wait, wait.
Why do you pick bear?
That sounds like Alexis.
Why'd you pick bear?
Because I can run from it.
Oh, you don't want to run from a bear.
That's fast.
Well, a bear.
A man I put badly.
Wait, I put bear?
Yeah, you wrote bear.
I mean, either way, I'm probably going to go outside.
It doesn't really matter at that point.
Nah, I mean, I think I was just trolling when I said bear.
I mean, if I was in a serious situation where I didn't want to die, obviously I could choose a man.
I could probably outgrow it.
If you make loud noises, I usually tend to.
Yeah.
Oh, you know what?
Actually, I was being logical.
If it was a bear, you could scare off a bear.
You can't really scare off a man.
It depends what bear, what type of black bear.
If it has cubs, you're fucked.
Yeah.
Well, that's why you just run.
That's why I won't bear in a forest.
I've often ever enough.
I thought I would just run.
Bears are fast.
Oh, my life.
Bears are very fast.
And zigzags, whatever they say.
Because it just depends.
They say that for Alex.
I think I'd rather see a man in the forest than a bear.
A fine ass man.
Yeah, fine ass Tarzan.
A fine ass man that makes 250k.
It's a Tarzan in the forest.
Let's go.
Well, I'm going to thank you guys for coming.
I'm going to continue on.
I'm going to show you guys.
Thank you so much.
Bye ladies.
Enjoy your night.
Nice to meet you.
Carly, you got to stay.
Nice meeting you.
I got to go.
I was just going to hide.
I wasn't flying out.
What is that?
Oh, it's just a tag.
She was like, I'm going to go to the bathroom.
Yeah, would you mind my questions?
Oh, my God.
You guys are ridiculous, bro.
Hello?
This is why the patriarchy exists because women can't stick to their commitments.
Wow.
Should I violin?
Yeah, I'm going to have you move over.
And then I'm just honestly, I'm just going to.
I'm going to have the other girl.
So, Damien, put three mute three and four.
Or actually, yeah, I'll just have her stay here.
So, scoot over one, scoot over.
So, mute.
Sorry, Damien, four and five.
Mute four and five, okay?
All right.
Carly, you gotta stay until the roast session, Carly.
I need you to stay, man.
Let's see.
What time is your flight?
Oh, we put like a free and off drive back, and then I'm gonna pass.
That's frustrating.
Or when you but you fly out tomorrow.
Here, let's uh let's get through the here.
We'll come to Carly in a bit, but I want to finish off her tweets, okay?
What time?
Oh my god.
Let's get through them quick.
Go ahead.
Okay, quiet, guys.
Never talking to a stand-up comedian again because I just watched his latest special and he stole so many of my jokes.
It's real.
It happened to me.
Okay, next.
Men are so annoying.
You said men are annoying.
Well, that's kind of.
Oh, and this is a tweet by Elon Musk, ASMR, illegal alien deportation.
Wait, did I comment on it or something?
You said you have no empathy.
Oh.
Yeah, I mean, he doesn't.
Elong?
Or Elon?
Both of them.
Both of them, they don't have empathy.
No.
Because of deportation?
I mean, just treating people like they're not people, I think, is a pretty.
So you're fine with deporting illegals.
You just don't like that they made like a jokey ASMR video about it.
Well, no, I don't think that it's funny.
I think that it's tragic for everyone involved.
I mean, them and their families, like their whole lives being uplifted.
Like, yeah, I understand that we have to do deportations, but I don't think that it should be made into a public sun.
Okay.
You know what?
I'll go ahead and agree with you that the spectacle around it is in bad taste.
But you do agree that like deportation should be a thing?
Well, yeah, I think that we definitely need that, but I just don't think I never said that we.
So you're in favor of deporting illegal immigrants?
Well, sure.
Not all of them.
Why not?
Well, because this country was built on illegal immigrants.
i mean this country would collapse without illegal immigrants if we deported okay It wouldn't collapse.
That's what you think because we haven't deported all.
If you deported every single illegal immigrant here, nothing would get done.
That's an interesting take.
What do you mean?
What tasks would not get done if we deported illegal immigrants?
Well, see, there's a lot of things that I could say, but they do sound like...
They sound kind of...
You know what you're trying to do to me right now.
It's the bigotry of low expectations.
Yes.
Oh, these illegal immigrants, all they're good for is, like, low-paid.
Well, that's not.
I don't think that's all they're good for.
No, you got to say it.
You got to say that.
Well, I don't think that's all that they're good for, but, you know.
It's like, what is the, oh, who's going to clean your toilets?
Like, don't you think that's going to be a good idea?
That's not what I was going to say.
That's what you're going to say.
That's not what I was going to say.
Who's going to pick your strawberry?
Like, that's what you're going to say.
I wasn't going to say either.
I was sorry, more like there are a lot of jobs that illegal immigrants do that Americans would not do for the same pay.
So, and I don't think that that's right.
So, you're in favor of corporations taking advantage of that.
No, I don't think that's right at all.
But so, what job are they going to do?
Because you said the society would crumble if they weren't doing these sorts of jobs.
You're trying to throw me under the bus right now.
It's going to look bad if I say it.
Say it.
Okay, it's just, you know, basic jobs.
Like, construction is one of the really big ones.
Where I live in Tucson, border city, right?
I have a lot.
We have a lot of illegal immigrants there.
And you don't see white dudes out there working in 110-degree weather.
I see white people working construction jobs all the time.
This is my experience, okay, in Tucson.
I don't see white people out there working in 110 degree.
I see white roofers all the time, and they're working on top of roofs in 100-degree weather.
But go ahead.
This is my experience.
Okay.
I just, those people would not be doing the same job for the same amount of pay.
And I don't think it's right that they're getting paid less, but I'm just saying that if we had all legal people working for these jobs, we'd have to pay them more, right?
It would lead to a lot of further implications rather than just deporting people, hiring white people.
That's just, or Americans, that's just not, it's not as simple as that.
You have to think about implications.
What are the implications?
I mean, an economy crash, not having enough workers.
Who's going to pay for that?
Who's actually going to be able to do that?
You would have to raise wages.
Right.
Which would be good for American citizens, and they would eventually take up those employment fields.
Okay, think about that deeper.
How are you raising the wages without harming the company that's paying them?
I don't fuck the company.
What do you mean, fuck the company?
That's literally all America is about is about business.
Too long have major corporations been exploiting like labor, illegal labor.
How am I phrasing?
I'm fucking the phrasing up.
These corporations are essentially exploiting cheap labor.
Yeah, 100%.
I don't agree with that.
And really, this idea, they're passing on all the money to the shareholders.
I think it'd be better for the citizenry of the United States if people were paid a better wage for these kinds of jobs.
The market can dictate it.
If it's paid well enough, there will be people to do these jobs.
Right.
And if it means like I have to spend more money, then I'm okay with that.
Okay.
So you like inflation?
Well, a lot of these companies, a lot of these companies could easily afford to pay whatever the minimum wage is in their state to people who are actual American citizens without hurting the company.
We live in America, and America is all about rich people and rich people getting richer.
And the businesses do not want to just pay the employees more.
They're not going to do that.
That's what's going to happen.
How?
What do you mean, how?
They would have to if they deported all of the illegal labor that's being paid cents on the dollar for the work that they're doing.
Okay, first.
They would have to fill those slots in order to keep their company going.
How much would it cost?
How many illegal immigrants are in America, right?
Billions.
How many?
I don't know.
But it's 2.5 to 3 million.
It's probably more than it's more than that.
How much would it cost to deport all of those people?
Probably less than we sent to Ukraine.
Two trillion dollars to deport all of those people.
Who's paying for that?
The government.
Yeah, the taxpayers.
How is the government going to pay for that if we are so incredibly in debt?
Yeah, the taxpayers pay for all kinds of things like enforcement of laws and being illegally immigrating.
You are literally committing a crime.
You've committed a crime.
I don't disagree with you.
Right, it's a crime, and we do law enforcement.
Like we spend, for example, it's really, it costs the taxpayers a lot of money to prosecute a murderer, but it's still good to prosecute murderers, even if it costs the taxpayers money.
I totally agree with that, but I'm saying it's an unrealistic expectation to think that America can deport 3 million illegal immigrants.
How?
Explain to me how that would work.
How are you going to round?
3 million.
Okay, explain to me the process.
If you don't self-deport, if you self-deport, maybe in the future, there's a chance for you to enter the country legally.
But if we have to deport you, you're going to be charged with a crime, and it's going to either make it really difficult or impossible for you to, down the road, gain citizenship in this country.
So you're expecting all these people to just agree, I'll go back.
Some of them could.
You think all of them are going to do that?
No, of course not.
But yeah, we should probably deport people who are here illegally.
Well, I'm not disagreeing with that.
Like if I wanted to move to Japan or like Norway, which has like a really robust social security, social safety net system in Norway, they like, because of their, they have a like a sovereign wealth fund, I think it's called, because of all their oil production or whatever.
And they like help out their citizenry a lot.
That's not possible if you have like mass amounts of immigration to Norway.
Like they're no longer going to be able to watch out for their actual citizenry.
So like the reality, let me ask you a question.
Of all the people who want to come to America, who want to live in America, how many people do you think that is in the world?
How many people want to live in America?
It's probably billions.
It's probably one or two billion, right?
Who either they're in India or China or whatever.
How many people would want to live in America if they could?
Sure.
That's like an okay number.
How are we, like, do you see if we just dumped every single person who wanted to be in America and we just let them in?
Do you think that would be feasible?
No, I'm not saying to do that.
I'm not saying that it's okay for illegal immigrants to come here.
I'm saying that our economy is the whole America is built on illegal immigrants, and you can't deny it.
No, it's not.
It is.
No, it's not.
It is physically built by illegal immigrants, yes.
Sure, yes.
Are illegal immigrants in certain job sectors that are essential to the economy?
Yeah, sure.
But we can fill those jobs with citizens.
Okay.
I mean, I go back to the question.
Explain to me step by step how we would deport millions of illegal immigrants, where we would put them, how we would fly them out, where they would go.
Explain the whole process.
Yeah, I mean, well, I'm not a law enforcement officer, so this is not like my particular field of expertise.
But in terms of the deportation, first off, what we've already been doing, if they've already been like, if either in their home country they committed a crime or they've committed crimes in the United States, they're the first ones to be deported.
We find them, we have records of where they live, so you can deport them.
And then from there on out, you send them back to their home country.
So you fly them to their home country.
If you can, you have the home country, maybe pay for it if you can.
But otherwise, yes, I'm all in favor of the U.S. taxpayer paying for the cost of deportation.
Okay, but again, you're talking about criminals.
That's less than 1%.
Now, I mean, technically, they're all crippled.
So technically, they're all criminals.
But you have their address because they've done something illegal besides illegally.
Yeah, or, I mean.
How are you going to deport everyone else that's just here?
You probably can't deport all of them, but you try to deport most of them.
How?
Explain the process.
A law enforcement agent finds them.
Where do they put them?
Probably in a detention center.
Okay, who builds that?
Who pays for it?
Where is it?
There's existing detention centers that have been used a thousand people.
Yes, you do it piecemeal.
You do it piecemeal.
Okay, again.
You put them on an airplane and you send them to their home country.
How long would it take for us to deport millions of illegal immigrants if we have a detention center with a thousand people and a plane that can hold a couple hundred?
Hundreds, perhaps hundreds.
I don't know the exact numbers.
Hundreds of detention centers, hundreds, thousands of plans that can be used to deport people.
Right.
Yeah.
And all of these detention centers have been.
So, what's your solution?
Should we just allow, just keep the status quo?
Honestly, I don't really know what the solution is.
That's beyond my reach.
I'm not a politician.
Are you in favor of open borders?
No, I'm not in favor of open borders.
Okay, so then what's wrong with deporting people then?
I don't think there's anything wrong with deporting people.
So what's your argument?
You're just asking about the feasibility of actually doing it.
Well, yeah.
So then why not do it?
Well, because it's not feasible.
Why would it be?
I just explained to you how hold on.
That's a very, hold on.
You don't think the most powerful and richest country in the world doesn't have the means to deport people who are here illegally from the country?
We absolutely can do it.
It's just, it's like more so.
Well, one, the will of the people is there.
They elected Donald Trump who wants to deport illegal immigrants.
The will of the people is there.
The government can do it.
What's the problem?
I don't think that there is a problem with deporting people that have committed crimes besides just illegally crossing here.
I don't think that that's a bad thing, but I think going out of their way to deport people that have lived here since birth, that have grown up.
If they've grown up, that's the Sadaka program.
They're trying to get rid of that, which would mean, and I think it's up to the third generation, which would be their parents and their grandparents, deport them.
People that have never lived in other countries besides America, we're trying to deport them.
And you think that's okay?
How about this?
If we grant the people who have been born, if we go ahead and grant them, they are citizens based on the law.
I mean, there's some dispute over if we can roll that back or not, which is perhaps something Trump is trying to do.
If we go ahead and grant that people who have been born here, they're going to remain here.
They can remain citizens.
But the people who came here illegally, we're going to deport them.
Are you in favor of that?
Regardless of their criminal status, they've never committed a crime, but we're going to deport them.
No.
Do you think that people should be able to cross the border and have anchor babies?
Like, are you okay with that?
Like, you come over the border illegally, you're nine months pregnant, you pop it out right on the other side of the border in the U.S.
Well, here's the thing: now you, your mom, and your grandma can all stay there.
America.
So you're advocating for an underclass of people to be exploited to decrease prices or to do undesirable jobs.
Congratulations, you just made the same office.
Oh, my goodness, Tegilla.
Thank you for the TTS.
Do you want to respond to that?
That's not.
No, I didn't.
I don't know.
But you do acknowledge these corporations are absolutely exploiting these people because they can't.
They're exploiting everybody that works for them.
Even people that live here live.
These companies are actually paying them lower wages.
And they're like, hey, we're going to, they might report you to the immigration services if you like.
These employers have massive amounts of leverage over this specific set of employees who happen to be illegal immigrants.
You understand that the illegal immigrants are here by choice, working these jobs by choice, right?
And they are getting paid.
Completely different from slavery.
Typically under the universe.
You don't have a choice.
Typically, and you're not getting paid.
Yeah, it's different.
Sure, it's different than slavery.
Wait, hold on.
You don't think that corporations and companies, even for citizens, are exploitative to their own?
No, I 100% think they are.
Right.
So they just in that same way, how they can be exploitative to citizens who are legally employed, they can just as easily be exploitative to those who are illegal immigrants.
Yeah, 100%.
And they're probably more likely to be exploitative towards them than people who are actual citizens.
Yes, 100%.
Anyways, we can't linger long.
We can't linger too long on the immigration thing.
Okay.
I mean, I am in favor of people that have committed crimes being deported.
I am not in favor of people that have lived here for their entire lives being deported.
And I just, I'm not in favor of barging into people's homes and kicking them out.
I'm not okay with that.
I think that's cruel.
I think America was built on diversity.
This was the whole point.
We're supposed to be a sanctuary for people that need it.
And if we're not that, then we're not the greatest country.
But let me ask you a question.
Just because something was the case a long time ago, who's to say that there has to be continuity in some sort of like vague American value or virtue?
Like if the economic social reality is like, hmm, okay, now we've reached a point where we can no longer provide for our own citizenry because of the illegal immigration that's happening.
I'll give you an example.
There are people that are homeless in this country, and the Biden administration is flying in people, not letting, they're not crossing the border.
They're flying a propaganda first.
That's not propaganda.
The Biden administration was literally flying in illegal immigrants.
And then they had them staying in like five, I don't know if it was five-star luxury hotels.
We have American citizens who are homeless on the street, but we're able to provide all this like cash flow and cell phones and food and housing to legal immigrants.
Yes, this is happening.
Do you have a source for this?
It's not Fox.
I'm sure they're I have not committed the precise source to memory.
Yes, illegal immigrants have been financially funded by the federal governments and state governments.
They've been provided housing.
They've been provided like just here's a stipend.
Here's a couple hundred bucks or whatever it is.
Food, shelter, clothing, cell phones, all this stuff.
You bring up a reputable source.
Google it.
There's just nothing I can do.
Google it here.
I don't know the precise source.
I don't commit all my sources to memory, but are you disputing that this is a thing?
Well, I'm saying that I've never seen that as a source.
I've heard people looked it up and I've seen that it wasn't true.
Damien, Google like New York hotels.
No, Google is flying illegal immigrants over here on planes.
They did.
They literally pulled them from the southern border to New York.
Okay, Google it.
Because in the Tucson International Airport, they actually have a line for illegal immigrants and stuff like that.
Like from the bottom of the street, those are green card people, by the way.
Literally live there.
Yes.
People without passports.
Like, what the fuck?
Look, Damien, just here, do two Google searches.
Do a search for illegal immigrants flown into the country on airplanes and then Google.
By the Biden administration, make sure you add that.
I mean, initially the last four years, it was the Biden administration.
And then Google, were illegal immigrants being housed in hotels?
I think it was in New York.
Look, it happened once in New York, one place.
Oh, I'm pretty sure this has happened.
Look, this is not my area of expertise.
Well, you do.
There's a lot to say about it.
You have a lot to say about it.
You're denying my claim.
I'm happy to pull up sources.
But look, I have empathy for these people, but the reality is, is like, bro, we can't have unfettered immigration, illegal immigration into this country.
I understand.
And I understand they're trying to get away like they want a better life in the United States.
The United States is one of the best places you can live, but you can't, like, it just, it's untenable.
It's, you, you can't have this amount of illegal immigration.
And also, what's really happening, one of the other things that's really rarely talked about when it comes to illegal immigration, and this applies also to legal immigration, is called brain drain.
So, like, the most ambitious people, the most intelligent people, they're going to leave their countries and go to another country.
And there's a term, it's called brain drain.
So, these countries, they're going to just continue to flounder.
The people that live in these countries, I'd love to see these countries get built up where the quality of life is so fantastic in whether it's these South American, Central American countries, get built up to a point where you're happy to stay and live in your home country.
But if everybody's leaving, especially like the highly intelligent people, the people that can be leaders, the people that are, you know, whatever, they're engineers or whatever it may be, they want a better life here in America.
Those countries need those intelligent people in those countries to build them up.
Right.
Do you have anything, Damien?
Yeah.
Let's pull it up.
Biden's DHS flying thousands of illegal immigrants to the U.S.
Okay.
Let's read it.
This is.
What's the source?
Riley, yeah.
Where's the source?gov.
Ralph Horman.
What is it?
Ralph Norman.
Yeah.
House Republicans.
I knew this was taking place.
List all of the U.S. cities to which the Biden administration has quietly flying hundreds of thousands.
They've flown hundreds of thousands of illegal, hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants.
There's your source.
Okay, but the grammar on this isn't even correct.
So, like, how would you say this is a reputable source?
Okay, she's not happy with the source.
I mean, I'm not sure.
I'm not happy with the source.
Show me another one.
400,000 individuals into the interior of the U.S. through this program.
This is a .gov website.
So this is a government agency who has made this post.
This is Ralph Horman, a South Carolina congressman.
Can you pull up another one, or is that the only one that you can find on the internet?
No, just go, just press that button.
It's a page, and I'll follow up tomorrow.
The U.S. taxpayers should not be paying for illegal immigrants to be flown into the United States.
I agree.
I just don't think that's happening.
It literally did.
I'm just saying, you've shown me one source from a congressman.
This is why America is in the spot it's in.
This is why we voted in this idiot because of people that just believe everything they see on the internet.
I do believe stuff when it comes from a congressman on a .gov website because that's all fact-checked.
Yeah, there you go.
I have content.
Totally.
Sure.
Yeah, you can show it to us.
New York City's Notorious Roosevelt Hotel Shelter will be migrant-free and coming mode.
She's not going to be happy.
The New York Post?
That's not.
I agree with you.
The New York Post is not like a particularly reputable news source.
It would be an actual source.
They did, and you weren't happy with it.
It wasn't an actual source.gov source.
That is a government agency.
The government themselves were ratting on themselves.
That is an appeal to authority.
That is a fallacy.
That's an appeal to authority.
That's what it is.
Look at that.
That's a fallacy.
Anyways, look, we can't linger too long on this topic just because we have like a bajillion other things to get through.
McCain 300.
donated two hundred dollars logistically the u.s. provided fresh ice cream to troops in the pacific during World War II moving people is easy work when we need it to be We were able to...
We were operating in two different theaters.
We were in the European theater and we were in the Pacific theater.
Trust me.
And that was in the 1940s.
The U.S. government is more than capable of removing people from our own territory.
It's feasible.
Okay.
All right.
We've got to go to the next thing.
Brian.
Let's blast through.
Let's blast through.
Yep.
Brian, could you do my questions?
I need to leave.
Yeah, yeah, in just a sec.
Really sorry, but I can't.
Just a sec, you know?
All right.
Let's twitch.
Or not sorry, not twitch.
Tweets.
My bad.
My bad.
Oh, my God.
Murmuring?
Whoa.
Okay, read it.
Okay, somebody tweeted: a Twitter e-girl is way more ran through than any normie, even if she has a low body count.
Her mind is penetrated by the corrupting thoughts of thousands of perverted anons.
She is subjected to their horny DMs.
She parrots their depraved ideas.
That kind of damage doesn't fade.
And then I quoted it and I said, So men are so fucking disgusting and tainted that women can't even be on the same social platform as them without having their minds warped.
Interesting.
Maybe you should jump off of that.
Wow, you're advocating for self-harm?
What the fuck, Savannah?
I said maybe.
Next.
Maybe.
If you're a man that's mean to women, I'm just going to assume your penis is less than an inch long.
If you're a woman that's mean to a man, I'm just going to assume you have a loose vagina.
Okay.
Is that fair?
Whatever.
Okay.
Okay.
You make your own.
Sweet.
Next.
They might be small, but I'm nice.
This country hates women, and this election is just proving that.
Wait, we don't need to talk about politics.
Let's just talk.
Let's talk about that one.
We don't talk about politics anymore.
Really, the immigration was the bounce.
Why does this country hate women, though?
It's not even politics related.
It is, though, because that's what my tweet was about.
It was politically related.
Are you talking about like Roe v. Wade or something?
No, it was about the fact that we elected Trump over a woman.
Because the only reason she didn't get elected was because she's a woman.
Incorrect.
Bro, the Cope.
Wait, hold on.
See, you can say it's Cope, but it's people like you two that are the reason that the entire world is falling apart right now.
It's because of you guys.
Because of us.
Yes, if you didn't vote for such a fucking idiot, then we wouldn't be in this position.
I have a MAGA hat.
Do you want to wear it?
Please.
Wait, you'll actually wear it?
I'll wear it.
Later in the show.
Later in the show.
I'm going to fix her.
I can fix her.
Yeah, fix her.
I can fix her.
I'll make her a based Republican.
Go for it.
So, wait, you think they voted for Trump because he's a man and they didn't vote for Kamala because she's a woman?
Yes.
I have nothing else to say on the subject.
Yes.
Wait, so let me ask you a question.
So did you vote for Kamala because she's a woman?
No, I liked her policies.
What were her policies?
Genuinely.
She never answered a question.
What were her policies?
Genuinely.
If you don't think that she ever answered a question, it's because you never watched her talk.
I saw her on Caller Daddy.
Okay, you saw her on a podcast.
Yeah, she didn't do any, she barely did any interviews.
You guys, it is not, it is your responsibility to look this shit up.
If you don't do it, that's your own fault.
I just can't say for you.
This is total cope.
You can't sit here and just like assume that everyone's going to be giving you information.
Isn't that what you just did with the immigration thing?
Like, you said you need to give me a source because I don't believe you.
So I'm saying you need to give me a source.
I don't believe you.
Do I have my phone with me right now?
Wait, so hold on.
You're asking me about policies.
You're not asking me for a source.
Wait, but you do acknowledge that there's a lot of women who they will vote for a female politician just because she's a woman.
Like people do that.
Sure, just like how guys will vote for Trump because he's a dude.
I actually think most men don't vote for him because he's a dude.
They just like his policies.
But in any case, you do realize like people will just vote for somebody because they share some characteristic.
Right.
For example, when it came to Obama, like people weren't really super heavily invested in his actual policies.
They were just like, okay, I'm black.
I want to vote for him because he's black.
I think over 50% of America is black.
No, I didn't think that.
Well, but you just said that.
That's literally not what I said.
I'm saying there's a cohort of black people who voted for Barack Obama just because he was black.
And that's fine, but it's weird when, like, if a woman wants to vote for a woman because she's a woman and that's the basis of her vote, oh, I want there to be the first female president.
Why would it ever be wrong then in the reverse to say, it's my preference to have a male president?
Well, why?
What would be wrong with that?
Well, I just think that it's, I mean, we've never had a woman president before.
I don't think that there's anything wrong with wanting women to have power in this country.
If that's your preference, but it could also be people's preference of, it could either be, I want a male president or I don't want a woman president.
Right.
What would be wrong with that preference?
Well, it's a democracy.
That's why we have it.
Most people voted for Trump, and that's why he's president.
Not because he's a man, though.
I mean, maybe not.
That's why, that's not why you voted for him, but there's plenty of people out there that voted for him because he's a man, sure.
Sure.
What would be wrong with that, though?
I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
Well, I mean, that's an opinion.
That's okay.
But you said you want to vote for a woman because she's a woman.
No, no, no.
I didn't say that.
I said that people probably did vote for her because she's a woman.
I voted for her based on Paul.
Yeah, but what would be wrong?
So if somebody's voting for a woman because she's a woman, it establishes that they are not voting for a man because he's a man.
Right.
So the reverse cannot be wrong unless the other is wrong.
Well, it's vice versa.
That's the one that I've seen.
But it sounds like you're saying it's, oh, it's sexist to like to vote for a man because you don't want a female president, but then it would have to be sexist to vote for a woman because you don't want a male president.
Well, I think there are a lot of people that agreed more with Kamala's policies, but they voted for Trump because he's a man.
Wait, you're saying there's liberals or Democrats that voted for Trump.
Yeah.
But because man?
Yeah.
You do realize Trump won the popular vote.
Yes, that's a majority of people's will.
It's literally the people's will.
I said that.
It's a democracy.
We voted him in.
I don't know what you're arguing right now.
I don't know.
Hold on.
One sec here, boys.
We're going to boop.
To me.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
A bunch of bullshit.
Okay, not you.
Not what you're saying.
No, I appreciate you engaging in the faith.
You did say one other thing that I kind of objected to.
We don't have time for that.
Next.
Let's just do next.
Oh, my God.
There's more.
Yeah, you have so many tweets.
Fuck.
Hates women.
But wait, hold on.
Last thing on this one.
If Kamala won, what would like, would you agree that I could make the equivalent statement of this country hates men because I mean, considering we've only had men presidents, no.
Okay.
Like, what do you mean?
What's actually, I don't understand what's wrong with that.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
It's not equal.
Yeah, I don't think they were elected president because they're a man.
I do, this one, for sure.
I think that's why Donald Trump was elected.
I think that's the only reason that he's ever gotten elected.
Do you have any evidence for this claim?
He ran against Hillary Clinton and he lost, and then he ran against Joe Biden.
Or sorry, he ran against Hillary Clinton and he won.
And then he ran against Joe Biden and then he lost.
And then he ran against Kamala Harris and then he won.
He's only won against women.
That's evidence.
It's not evident.
What more evidence can I give you than that?
So just because bad thing happen means sexism?
Bad thing happened happening.
There's evidence.
I gave you the three terms that he ran for.
He won against two women and lost against one man.
Here's your rebuttal.
What do you want me to do?
Here's your rebuttal.
Oh my God, bro.
What evidence do you have that it has to?
Okay, if a bad thing happens to a black person, is it because of racism?
I guess it depends on what happens.
Okay, so women, two women lost the election, it must be due to sexism.
How about it could be due to the fact that they were just actually in both elections, they screwed Bernie, Bernie Sanders, never going to be president.
They screwed him in the primary, and then there wasn't even a primary.
You believe in democracy, right?
Why wasn't there a primary?
Because Joe Biden had to drop out.
Yeah, they could have still done a primary.
How would they do that that late in the election?
I don't know.
I don't know the mechanism by the way.
Well, you don't know.
See what I'm saying?
You don't know.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
Mechanations of that.
She just.
Isn't it the ultimate female privilege that she became the presidential nominee without ever having to do a primary?
Don't you think that that's ridiculous?
Okay, she was a vice president.
They voted for her, too.
So?
Why wasn't there a primary?
Because he had to drop out literally mid-election.
There was no time.
There was no time.
Yeah.
You don't understand how long.
Just because Donald Trump beats two women, that's not evidence of the fact that there was, it could have been strictly policy related.
It could have been that the Democrats forwarded two terrible candidates.
Hillary, terrible candidate.
I agree.
Terrible candidate.
Kamala, terrible candidate.
And I'm pretty sure Kamala got smoked worse than Hillary did.
Much more than because Hillary won the popular vote.
Yeah.
Smoked.
Totally smoked.
They were unpopular candidates.
Kamala, even more so because she didn't get it through the primary.
I'm not advocating for the Democratic Party.
I think the Democratic Party has been fucking up for years now.
Sure.
I think that we've dropped the ball on pretty much every election that we've had in the past 15, 20 years.
All right, I'll move it on.
I'll move it on from politics.
Okay.
Next.
Next.
I need someone to explain to me why it's okay for men to have sex, but it's not okay for women to have sex.
Willing to explain that?
Okay, go ahead.
Need someone to explain to me why it's okay for men to have sex.
So this seems like a bit of a straw man, a little bit.
Like, is this really the position you hear?
Like, it's women are not allowed to have sex, but men are?
Like, is that the actual argument?
It was probably based off of a tweet that I saw.
How about this?
Tweeted based off the tweet.
So do you think that here's the position I hear?
So if a man's promiscuous, that this is less judged than when a woman's promiscuous.
That's the typical position I hear.
Right.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, I don't think, like, if a woman's having sex in a monogamous relationship, I don't think people are really having an issue with that.
I wasn't talking, nobody was talking about being in a monogamous relationship.
So just like if a woman has sex with her husband, that's judged.
She's talking like one-night stands.
No, I'm not.
I'm talking about in general.
Like, if a woman has sex with her husband, I'm talking about, in general, women and men having sex.
It doesn't have to be a very specific context.
It doesn't have to be a specific context.
What's the concept?
It's just a tweet.
Okay.
Okay.
Sure.
So there's no specific context.
I probably just saw a tweet about it and then I tweeted it.
I mean, there's, I guess, really quick, though, so I think perhaps what you're getting at is if a guy sleeps with a lot of the women, he's a stud.
If a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's a slud.
Exactly.
Yeah, it's really easy for a woman to do that, though.
Whereas for a man, that takes some degree of like skill or something.
Does that make it even worse, though?
The fact that you guys had to try so hard to get your body count to be the same as a woman's, that's why it's more respected.
Is it by so like for me, for example, I don't think promiscuity in men is a good thing, right?
Okay, so promiscuity in men and women, I'm not in favor of that.
I don't think men should be trying to run through a bunch of chicks.
I don't think that that's like a big W. Like, I don't think that's a major flex for dudes.
But any woman, here's the thing: any woman can be a slut.
Not any man can be a slut.
Right.
Like, you take a below-average girl, she can fuck six dudes in a day every day if she wants to.
A below-average man, he's lucky to fuck maybe one or two girls a year, right?
But do you see my point, though?
What's your point?
That if a guy has the same body count as a girl, it means that he had to work twice as hard to get it, probably way harder.
Like, that's more promiscuous.
How is it more promiscuous?
You're trying harder, like, you're running through the gals trying to find one that'll open her legs.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's you put a lot more work into it.
They're both promiscuous.
Well, right.
But one is going to be judged differently.
But there's a reverse judgment that exists too.
A guy, like you even had a comment about incels.
Like, female virginity is not shamed.
Male virginity is shamed.
So, like, the exact reverse thing that you're talking about kind of cool with.
You could also flip the same thing.
Like, male virginity is shamed, but a woman being a virgin is a good thing.
Wait, like, that's what they just said.
No, that's what you, that's what you're saying.
I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, like, male virginity is shamed.
Right.
Female virginity is valued.
Right.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, but you're doing like a reversal of the shaming.
What do you mean?
So I'm lying.
I don't know how I'm.
Okay.
Whatever.
Like, some people think it's shameful to be a virgin.
Some people feel like it's shameful to have a lot of partners.
That's what you guys are saying.
Just all difference of opinion, I suppose.
I mean, also, it's just the reality men value this more than women.
So you want a virgin?
Sure.
Even though you're not one?
What's wrong with that?
Well, I mean, why would a virgin want you?
She's waited for this long.
Why would she want to sleep with a guy that's been ran through?
You know?
Not saying you're ran through, but you're buying it.
Yeah, yeah.
So, I mean, look, the thing is, is that I'm not saying, like, if a, here's, here's the thing: if a woman's standard, a female virgin, her standard is, I want a guy with a low body count, or I want to date a male virgin, I'm not here objecting to that.
Right.
I have no objections.
If she wants, if she doesn't want to date me, that's fine.
Uh-huh.
See, I like when I tweet things, I'm just commenting and observing.
It's an opinion.
It doesn't mean everybody has to follow what I believe in.
Yeah, that's fine.
So I don't know what you want me to say.
It's my opinion.
No, I mean, I'm just challenging you on your position.
But like, when it comes to that, it's essentially like one of the reasons why there's this double standard that exists is: one, there's just an evolutionary biological difference, but also just women, they seem to care a lot less about promiscuity in men, or at least body count in men, and men care far more about promiscuity in women, which is why virginity or low body count is valued in women generally.
And the reverse is not the case.
Women typically, look, if it is a woman's standard, like, hey, I don't want to date a guy who has a high body count.
I want to date a guy who's a virgin.
I don't have any objections to that whatsoever.
But I do think that there is probably a trend among a lot of women that they just don't seem to care that much about that.
And this could be evidenced by the fact of, like, if you look at some of the, you look at male celebrities, male musicians, these guys have had hundreds, if not thousands, of sexual partners.
But you think women look at Chris Brown or some other famous musician and they're like, wow, I just don't want to be with him because he's been with too many women.
No, most women don't think that way.
Some do, but most women are like, whoa, he's really attractive.
I don't care about that.
But men, even if we're dealing with a woman who's insanely beautiful and maybe she has status, but if she's been with a fuck ton of dudes, that's going to be an issue for a lot of guys in a way that it won't be an issue for a lot of women.
What do you consider like a fuck ton of dudes?
I mean, it varies.
It depends on your age.
Okay, 25.
I think most men would say once you get double digits, you have a high body count.
Okay.
I think depending on your specific geographic region, if you live like if you live in a really urban area or like a city, most men are going to probably be like over 20.
Right.
That's like dangerous territory.
Right.
Now, the reality is, what I've seen is a lot of college girls, the University of California system, they done had 10 dudes their first freshman year.
They done fucked 10, 20 bodies by the time they're done with their freshman year.
By the time a lot of these girls are out of college, four years in university, maybe they're dealing with fraternities, they're in a sorority, whatever, they done fucked 40, 50 dudes.
But the dudes also fucked 40 and 50 girls.
Well, I think what you have happening is they'll be, it'll be like spread differently.
So you'll have a higher, you'll have more women who have a higher body count.
And then you'll have guys on the extreme that have like 300.
It's like the girls are all sleeping with like the topic.
Yeah, they're sleeping with the same guys.
Dudes, yeah.
Yeah.
For sure.
So you have guys with like insane body.
You have some girls with insane body counts too, but you have like a bit lower of a distribution of the body count among more of the women.
And then you'll have like a bunch of dudes with like much higher body counts.
Yeah.
I mean, like, how would you ever know though?
Like, like you could ask somebody, they could just lie to you.
Like, there's no way to tell.
I mean, that's a pretty bad way to start a relationship is to lie.
Well, yeah, you're right.
A girl could lie.
Like, there's no like physical ramifications for having a body count of like 50 or something.
I mean, there's ways you can, I mean, you can ask certain questions to make determinations.
She could still lie about that.
What are the questions?
Yeah, sure.
I mean, I would ask, like, okay, first off, this would be a really easy, at least an establishing point.
How many boyfriends have you had?
How many relationships have you been in?
Okay.
If you've been sexually active, I'm already going to assume if you've had five boyfriends, your body counts at least five.
Then I'm like, okay, then you can get into some other kind of more generic questions.
Have you had a one-night stand?
Have you had threesomes?
Have you done like ask questions like that?
And then you can also make some determinations based off of: are they party girls?
Do they have a history of partying?
Do they drink?
Do they do drugs?
Now, that's not going to tell you a precise number, but you can make some inferences based on the fact of, okay, they do drugs, they do parties.
Is she blasted in tattoos?
I'm not saying you could, technically, you could be a virgin and be fully blasted in tattoos, but I'm sure you'd agree that you're probably, if you see somebody blasted in tattoos, a woman, and she's got nipple piercings and this shit, your first guess is not virgin.
Right.
So you're going to be able to make some determinations just based off of things that could be like secondary.
Right.
So you can ask questions.
You can ask clarifying questions.
Okay.
But is she going to be yeah, she could lie.
Absolutely.
But you got to ask some questions.
Right.
It's not going to get you the exact number if she's inclined to lie.
I'm just saying, like, there's no like physical ramifications.
Like there's no way to tell, really.
Well, the more sexual partners you've had, the greater likelihood of having STDs.
Okay.
I mean, you can get an STD from sleeping with someone once.
So that's.
Yep.
There's women who are virgins who sleep with a guy one time and they get herpes.
Yeah.
It happens.
But it's probably more likely that the woman who's going out every weekend and having a casual sexual encounter every weekend, she's probably more likely to catch herpes than the girl who has sex the first time ever.
Right.
Yeah.
Right.
So you're just going to ask her if she has herpes.
And that's how you do that.
What's wrong with that?
Do you guys have to?
No, no, no.
No, I think it's totally okay to ask people if they're STD tested, but I don't think that's a way to tell what their body count is.
No, well, the herpes conversation would be secondary.
That would just be a sexual health conversation.
Right.
One thing really quick, going around the table, just so I can try to bring the other panelists in.
Do you think men are insecure for caring about a woman's body count?
No.
You said yes.
I'm a different person now.
Five hours later.
Yeah, you.
See, I told you I'd fix her.
She's going to quit OF and become an Orthodox Christian at this point, I guess.
Does body count matter?
No.
Okay, what's your body count starting with you?
Into the mic.
Into the mic.
Sorry.
Body count.
Yeah.
I think 45.
45?
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
Savannah?
Seven.
Seven?
Okay.
Felicity?
Two.
Okay.
Priscilla?
I don't know, but I feel like I'm always monogamous and have like sex with my partner.
You don't know.
Did you forget?
You forgot your body count?
No, but I started having sex at an early age.
Yep, we know about it.
You started at 11.
Well, no, that was a blow job.
I started at like 15.
Okay, 15.
um do you have a do you want to do a rain Do you have a short?
It was probably like one or two.
It was like maybe like one a year and then it stopped.
So probably not that many.
Yeah.
Like probably something like that.
Probably something like that.
Do you want to share?
Yeah, eight men.
Okay.
I've been with zero men.
That's my.
It's my male body count.
I mean, I'm body, so I differentiate.
Oh, okay.
Did you lie, Savannah?
Did you lie about your body count?
No.
You said they'd be bad.
Unfortunately, I don't have a reason to lie about it.
You said they lie about it.
I did lie about it.
I just say I'm a virgin.
Multiply it by three, and that's the pretty number.
And then I say minus it by three when you ask a guy for his how big his penis is.
If you ask a guy how big, you gotta be honest.
You have to minus it by three.
You gotta be honest about the penis size.
Like you gotta, you gotta say you have a micro, and then like, and then when it's like average, the girl's like, oh.
You surprise them?
You gotta set expectations.
I talked about this last show, but like, you can't tell a girl you're amazing in bed.
You got to tell her you're like below average.
And then when you come in, like, no, you got to say you're bad in bed.
Have you ever done that?
That's my move, baby girl.
I'm not in bed.
I'm like, oh, I'm so bad in bed.
It's like 10 seconds.
And then when it's like lasts a bit longer, they're impressed, bruv.
Right.
Right?
She knows what I'm talking about.
No, you can't.
Look, I'm kind of joking a little bit, but you can't talk a big game.
Like, you got to be.
You can't talk a big game.
Yeah.
You just got to be like, you'll find out.
You can't talk a big game.
And you definitely can't lie about the penis size.
You got to be like, you got to be.
Let her find that shit out.
That's weird if a guy's like, does that work on y'all?
I got a big dick.
I've never cared about dick size ever.
I've never cared to before.
A lot of men.
What, two inches?
What?
Six and a half is a different size.
Had to two incher.
He told me it was seven, and then I saw that it was.
Here, show.
Hey, that's three or four.
That's three off the four.
That's a no.
That's a no, that's two.
It was an okay size.
Okay, but he lied to me about it.
He said it was seven?
Yes, he said it was seven.
Like from the taint, maybe.
Fuck.
I don't know.
That's crazy.
Damn.
Yeah, dude, guys.
Let me give you some game.
Don't lie.
Don't tell a girl your thing is bigger than it is.
And don't tell her the sex is going to be.
Don't say anything.
Oh, the sex is going to be so good.
No, you can't say that, son.
Keep that.
Let her find out.
Let her just find out.
Don't say that shit because it's corny.
And then if it's not good, then it's extra corny.
Then it's just, that's a big L for you.
They had no expectations.
You got it.
Yeah, low expectations.
Low expectations.
And then when you come in like slightly above average, they're in love.
Yeah.
But if you're promising the fucking world and then it's just like, just, it's a little, that's okay.
You know, it was good, but it was, you know, whatever.
Yeah, you gotta.
Better be slightly impressed.
Yeah.
I like to tell a girl, like, this is my go-to pickup line.
Would you date a premature ejaculator?
And then if she says yes, I'm like, I'm Brian, nice to meet you.
Honestly, that would work on me.
It would.
Try it, gentlemen.
It would.
I'm a premature jack.
It works.
Trust me.
If you have your own YouTube podcast and you say you're a premature ejaculator, that's physically how I feel you're saying it.
If you were just a hobo off the street, if he was a hobo and you said, I'm a premature ejaculator, would you go to the house?
Well, if you're homeless, you got other problems to worry about.
That'd be kind of scary if a homeless person walked up to a girl and he was just like, I'm a premature ejaculator.
No, you got to do that shit smooth.
Like, there's a smooth.
You have to wait five hours then to apologize.
We got to get through it.
Let's get through the tweet.
How many tweets do we have?
Still more?
Could you do my questions, please?
Babe, I'll get to it.
Don't worry.
Yeah, I'm going to have to do it.
Babe, I got to.
I'll get to it.
Sav, read it.
Sav.
I read this one already.
Oh, next?
It's the weirdest segment.
My type is men who look like they haven't known peace in the middle.
What the fuck does that mean, bro?
It's the eye bags.
I have something about eye bags.
I have like a kink for eye bags.
Do I have?
You do have eye bags.
You've just been horny this entire time, bro.
What the fuck?
Yeah, I like that.
Is there like a leap?
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Wow, it's like match made in heaven.
You got this weird thing for eye bags and I got this weird thing for large labyrinth.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Next.
What the fuck?
Yo, you're such a set.
Wow.
Males expire at age 25.
I just tweeted that because I saw somebody tweet that women expire at age 25.
That's my rebuttal.
That's her, all right.
Male's expired in 25.
Next, since when did society start hating whores?
I love whores.
It's true.
That's cool.
It's true.
I feel like we're not.
Do you like man whores?
Sure, why not?
Do whatever you want.
Next.
A man cares about your past sex life, then he sucks.
He sucks.
We already talked about this with the body count, but I mean, yeah, next.
Stand by that, though.
Religious people are ruining this country.
And then next I stand by that.
100%.
Religion sounds like a toxic relationship.
I think that's it, right?
Period.
Those were for Andrew, but we didn't have Andrew today's.
Oh, there's two more?
Is he religious?
Yeah, he's Orthodox Christian.
Oh, that's embarrassing.
The Bible was written by men to control the masses, and nobody can change my mind.
Okay, all right, next.
Wait.
Board?
Is there Oh I don't know That's it, though, right?
Yeah.
Okay, all right.
We're done with that.
Okay.
Yay.
If you want to come back, you can debate the religion.
I would love to.
You were dope.
We'll have you back.
You're super good faith.
And he can also debate you on the politics better than I can.
I would love to do that.
I was really hoping.
No, you were great.
It was great having you.
So definitely if you're down to do round two, if you feel like we haven't been super toxic towards you, like maybe you thought it wasn't as bad.
It was good.
See, we bonded on the labia thing.
I feel I've been self-conscious about the bags, and you made me feel like warm in my heart.
It might have been the Crystal that did it, but I feel better.
You made me feel good about my meat flower.
Your wizard's sleeve.
What's in me?
Look, I don't like what, you know what?
I don't like it when they say it in an insulting way, you know.
I'm sorry.
The roast beef.
I'm sorry.
The roasties, the beef curtains.
I don't like it.
I agree.
Butterfly wings.
Butterfly wings.
That's a good one.
Flower.
Okay, now I'm being a sim.
That's lame as fuck.
Okay, we're going to do.
There's a few things here.
We're going to do a roast session.
Then we're going to get this wrapped up.
So thank you to the remaining panelists.
Damn, we didn't ask those girls their body count, Rip.
In peace.
R.I.P. Alexa said it was less than five.
Oh, did she?
She said she could count on one hand.
I'm sure it doesn't matter to their character at all.
It can be a lot of things for sure.
Hey, Carly, tell us a joke.
Tell us a joke, Carly.
Carly?
She left.
Oh, Katie.
Sorry.
Tell us a British joke.
I don't have full.
I didn't know.
Jake.
Guys, $20 roast session.
Oh, shit.
She's dying, boys.
Sorry, cool.
She's dead.
She's dying.
Boom.
Okay.
Here, tell us a joke.
Joke from me?
Yeah, from you, because you're the comedian.
Go.
$20 TTS, boys.
$20 TTS.
Get him in.
Get him in hot.
We're going to get this wrapped here soon.
Mine's really cheesy.
When I was, we were really poor when I was growing up.
So when my mother would take pictures, she'd say, everybody say government cheese.
That's kind of funny.
They're all funny.
Nice.
I liked it.
Very nice.
That was beautiful.
I love it.
Thank you.
Are we doing the removing of makeup?
You could look at more at Priscilla Goose.
More comedy at Priscilla Goose.
Oh, the lovely.
Oh, my God.
Who's are you down to take your makeup off of Felicity?
Is that candy?
Oh, wait.
Oh, facility.
Candy.
Facility.
She'll do it.
She'll do it.
She'll take it off.
My eyes are burning.
Oh, shit.
All right.
One sec, guys, while I get these TTSs in here.
Uno memento pour favour.
All right.
We're going to let these come through the roast session.
We've lost so many.
We've lost so many good men out there on the whatever podcast.
I don't want to talk about it.
Lost so many good men.
On the whatever podcast?
All right, guys.
Roast session has begun.
$20 TTS.
Get it in, boys.
Get it in.
Oh, did the freaking thing fall off on Twitch?
Oh, wait, hold on.
Scuffed.
Scuffed as usual.
Scuffed.
Yo, Twitch.
I'm pretty sure it's micro, not macro.
I don't know.
These guys are gaslighting me like crazy.
Damien, while I'm pull up the supers, just while I'm getting this sorted.
Do you need another one?
I think I'm okay.
Okay.
Yeah, thank you, though.
This is so nice.
I forgot to bring these.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to sleep with my makeup on.
See, we're considerate here at the whatever podcast we have.
We look out for the women here.
What is your body count, Brian?
I'm a virgin.
I'm a virgin.
You're a virgin with experience with the money.
I'm a virgin.
Clearly.
Yeah.
Are you waiting till marriage?
Wait, how old he doesn't want to get married?
He doesn't want to get married.
Yeah, he's trolling.
But he doesn't want to get married.
I'm a virgin.
I don't know.
Where's the clitoris?
I'm also a virgin.
Can you sing the song?
$20.
Enjoy watching the podcast, Brixen.
Andrew and your podcast are closest I was able to learn about relationship dynamics.
Anyway, I can get a hold of you for a contradiction to the whole actress slash of thing.
Vector donated $20.
Chair 1, if no one can change your mind on religion, that also means you can't change your mind either.
At that point, your views are irrelevant and just as valuable as the boogers in my nose.
My mind can be changed.
Live underscore laugh underscore laughs.
They just come in 20 others.
You shine like a beacon when the skies are turning grey.
$20.
That makes transmuted into mine.
That's my poem.
We cannot erase.
Thank you.
The day after this.
Thank you.
Chair two, Taylor Drift.
That story is so crazy, you might as well be Taylor Grift.
Oh, Taylor Drift.
That's your drift.
Yo, Chad, I need a new helmet curl.
Double agent donated $19.99.
Brian, check your email immediately for those sources she wanted on the flights.
Check your email immediately.
Immediately.
Immediately.
They follow me at the dog.
Do you want my podcast?
Do you want Felicity to be the new background character for the whatever podcast?
What is that?
You get to sit behind me and you just look into the camera the entire show.
You just sit there and look at me and you get to wink and stuff.
Like, I already do that.
So, yeah.
Okay, cool.
Sweet.
We'll talk after the show.
Hi, guys.
Let's see here.
Boozom.
Opportunities.
Boom, easy.
Booze coma donated $20.
Chair one, your own words were: I think the Democrats have been fucking things up for years.
Yet you wanted them to remain in power.
Make it make sense.
Lesser of two evils.
I know.
People don't like it when I say that.
Yeah.
Wait, Coastal Operator.
I see your message, but I need to.
I gotta respect Savannah here.
She didn't want to disclose who the person is.
Oh, don't, please.
If you give the green light, I'll let it come through.
Otherwise, I'm just going to read.
So he just says, Savannah, how are you going to claim your ex isn't blank?
Well, we never officially dated.
Well, the guy who got you pregnant.
Yeah.
The whole pregnancy.
Yeah, we never officially dated.
So that's not my answer.
Can you just tilt the strain the mic just?
No, you're good.
This is a slow roast session.
Usually they're on top of it.
Okay.
All right.
Sure, I'll let this come through.
Luke Baby donated $20.
Brian, Fresh said he texted you when him and Myron went to California to see if they would come on your part, but you ignored his text.
Why did you ignore FNF?
Why, I actually texted Fresh when we had Daisy on again.
So I didn't ignore him, but he proposed a Tuesday date, and we're not doing Tuesday shows anymore.
They were only in town for a limited period of time.
It just, it wasn't going to work when they were here for this trip.
So it was a misalignment of schedule.
All right, we have Jay here.
Shniko Zera donated $20.
Uh-oh.
Brian, do us all a favor and never invite Priscilla on the show ever again.
Priscilla, the fact you think you're a comedian is the funniest joke of all.
Emperor Trump 2028.
By the way, Coastal Operator, here's what, just because if you want to send in a 10, just because that's our threshold for actually being able to pull that.
Yeah, you poor broke peasant.
Just kidding.
I'm sorry.
I'll just read it since I apologize.
We can't, just to be respectful to some things, you know, we gotta respect in terms of keeping certain things private.
And if things don't want to be brought up, I'm gonna respect that for the panelists.
All right, like the videos, guys, get your TTSs in, get your TTSs in, get your row session in.
I know the panel has disintegrated, but if you want, get it in.
Let me see if I'm missing anything else.
We're gonna hit a few things on this for Savannah.
Oh, wait, there's an image, Damien.
Did you close out all the tweets?
There was an image from Savannah that I wanted to pull up.
It was right before the tweets, I'm pretty sure.
You still have that?
All right, guys, get a roast in.
Savannah desperately wants to be roasted.
Wow, this is on your business.
That was on your Instagram.
I saw that.
That's well, you literally said it earlier.
You said it.
You were like, guys, you did.
You were like, you did say that.
I didn't say dick is abundant.
And low value.
Dick is high value.
You did not imply that at all.
You said that it's really hard for men to get laid and they have to try really hard.
You get to take.
Wait, actually stay there for a sec.
Wait, what?
You said that it's hard for men to get laid and they have to try really hard and women don't have to try that hard.
Therefore.
There's just as much pussy as dick.
But we just had this argument, though.
You said that there's more women sleeping with the same amount, with the same amount of guys, just like the top 5% of guys.
With the supply chain, pussy's a bit more scarce.
Exactly.
Supply and demand.
So dick is abundant.
It's not scarce.
It's more scarce than dick.
Okay, therefore.
There's a lot of pussy flowing.
Therefore, my point still stands.
Point still stands.
It is abundant, and it's low in value because there's so much of it.
It's supply and demand.
Right.
I don't make the rules.
I didn't make that.
Just tell us you hate men.
Just say it.
I don't.
Just say I'm a misandress.
Just say you're a misandrist.
I don't hate men.
I love men.
I do.
Subscribe to her only fan.
Like, what?
What is that?
That's why she loves men.
Um, next, or wait, what?
Next.
Oh, no, that was it.
I don't know what else to talk about.
Hold on, let me read this.
Uh, ah, C1 is amazing.
Is she single?
Uh, all right, Coastal, there.
Call me.
Fine, fine, to be fair, then chat new, who is the second she said, Tennessee YouTuber who destroys car.
You did say okay, I don't think let's just move on.
Okay, fine.
We're skipping.
Okay, I don't want to.
Devon Jackson donated $20.
Chair one is a prime example of why I'm so against simping.
Only in simp America can someone this dump make damn near a million dollars.
Cry about it.
I don't know what else to say.
I'm rich and you're not.
They store donated $20.
Chair 4 is funny.
Pretty funny looking.
You can use filters and angles all you like, but we know you got a massive forehead, Megamind.
Probably lost her virginity from an electric toothbrush at 11 alt.
Also, I mean, didn't we all zero for donated $20 red shirt?
Glad you did the work and are following your husband's lead.
Please preach that to these other girls and save them from being single with cats, especially Priscilla.
It's too late.
Thank you.
That's why I'm too late.
Too late.
Too late.
Okay, let me let the rest of these come through.
Randy donated $20.
If this panel was any more blame, Osama would fly it into the World Trade Center.
Wow.
Boom.
Roasted seven girls at once.
Didn't even need jet fuel.
That was hilarious.
Thank you, Randy.
Thank you, Randy.
Devon Jackson donated $20.
Things that are hard to do are respected.
Doing things that are easy isn't.
Remaining a virgin as a woman is harder, so that's more respected.
Gaining sexual access as a man is harder, so respected.
It's true.
It's true.
Look, any woman can be a slut.
Most men can't be sluts.
Most men.
You should read that one.
You should read it.
Here.
Sorry, Brian.
But if you added up the length of all the genitals on the panel, it's 3.69 inches.
Is the Arby girl single?
Arby girl.
I was thinking when you guys were talking about the roast beef, I was like, I'm thinking Arby.
Oh, Epirus, thank you.
Seat one is amazing.
Is she single?
I am.
I've got lots of chair one sister.
No, bro.
What are you guys doing?
Disavow.
Oh, come on.
Disavow.
Devon Jackson donated $20.
Chair One absolutely hates men, which is why men shouldn't support her lifestyle.
Lisp girl is our slurred.
I love men.
Do you want to respond to the Arsler accusations?
They said that about her.
Oh, that was about Priscilla.
Oh, wait, again, no.
Funny how.
Oh.
Oh, Lisp Girl is Arsler.
I don't have a list.
Do you want to respond to that, Priscilla?
Wait, read it to me.
Wait, tilt your mic down.
He said, Lisp girl is Arslerd.
Arslerd?
Yeah.
What does that mean?
You are redacted.
Oh, oh, he can't say retarded.
Oh, my God.
All right, Irving Vasquez.
$20.
Couldn't even say retarded.
You can't because of YouTube.
Oh, yeah, retarded and chair one is the epitome of indoctrination.
She has absolutely no idea what she's talking about, and there is a 0% chance she'll debate Andrew.
She's a talking point regurgitation factory.
Everybody is a talking point regurgitation factory, and yes, I will.
100%.
I will.
I'd love to.
Not scared of a man named Andrew.
Come on.
Selena Gorn is donated $20.
They're both us lurred.
Let's keep it centered for a bit.
Okay.
Thank you, Selena Gournes.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Here, while that.
Irving Vasquez.
Funny how there's something called women's intuition.
Oh, I'll get back to that.
Repeal the 19th donated $20.
Wow.
C1.
You are stupid as hell.
The Senate held a live hearing where the illegals being flown in was talked about with evidence.
You are a low-value dreg of society.
Oh.
Your dad is useless as a parent.
Wow.
Do you have a response to this roast?
Not really, no.
Go off.
Okay.
All right.
Go off, King.
Bill.
Felicity, can you read this?
Funny how there's something called women's intuition, yet always say that men are all liars and dogs.
If you put your brain inside a man's body, then you will die of poverty.
P.S. Brian, I can smell the liberalism from here in Mexico.
Can I put my brain in your body?
I think he's saying, like, with the OF girls, if you were to put their brain in a male body, they would be homeless.
I think is what he's saying.
They're saying because a woman's sexuality is valued higher.
That's what he's trying to say.
He's trying to say, if you were a man, you wouldn't get any money because your sexuality would be valued at way lower.
Oh, someone's going to be a little bit more than a person who donated $20.
Chair 3 got a jawline like handsome squidward and sounds like trans bevo.
Boom roasted.
Coastal operator.
Okay.
Who's bevo?
What the fuck?
That was it.
Justin Martin's donated $20.
Chair 1 is where a logical argument goes on.
Please debate handling.
If nothing else, you will be well.
Would you even put any validity to you?
I'll teach him a thing or two.
Mr. Basteman donated $20.
Oh my god.
Pink-haired baby murderer.
Your brain is a deep-fried bucket of baboon.
Why we should repeal 19.
What the fuck?
Get the rocks.
Get the rocks.
Abdul.
Spitting.
Get the rocks.
I love it.
Yeah, he's paying money just to watch you.
Yikes.
Wow.
That is so beautiful.
That is really beautiful.
All right.
Well, you know what, Priscilla?
You get to come in here a little bit at the end.
I'll do one or two things here, and then we're going to wrap the show.
Devon Jackson donated $20.
Chair 1 tries to use her ignorance as an argument, and that's irritating.
I called Lisp Girl last Lord, and she rushed to prove me rights immediately.
The rest of the panel is cool, toe, even the Brit.
Even the Brit's cool.
There you go.
All right.
Oh, this is for Felicity, finally.
Mr. Basteman donated $20.
What's up, fuck Monk Shorty?
Have you run alive to any police officers since your last appearance?
How lovely.
Do you still have to win her license and put her in a cell?
Do you still have the video, Damien?
I think so.
Yeah.
Oh, this is brutal.
WD donated $20.
Chair one, a pro-life man asks you to abort.
That says a lot about you.
Says a lot more about him.
Does it?
It does.
Yeah, if you're willing to be super wishy-washy on your beliefs that you claim to stand super hard on because it would impact you, I do think that that shows a lot more about him.
He's full of shit.
Vector donated $20.
Chair One likes all the male sprinklers that go like this and go back around like this.
Oh, that's good.
It's better.
That one's a good idea.
That could be a good brain for you.
Vector, thank you.
Vector, thank you for the sprinkler.
Okay, only one thing from the questionnaire, Priscilla.
You disagree, so the statement is women are not oppressed in the USA.
You disagree.
Of course.
Why is that?
I think I wrote oppression manifests itself in different ways.
Yeah.
Yeah, so how are, I guess, I feel like how women are.
How are women oppressed?
Just the way that they're seen in everyday life and the way that they're viewed and the way that they're objectified and the way that people only view them as just something to look at or to look pretty and they don't care about the thoughts inside their head.
They immediately view them as lower.
They immediately don't care about what they have to say.
Men, I feel, are just more revered.
No matter what a man says, somebody's going to listen to him.
But if you're a woman, it's hard to be heard, you know?
So I feel like that's how oppression manifests itself, just how we're looked at, like in society and how we're on the social level.
Treated.
Like, you don't think there's like any state-down, government-down oppression of women?
It's just like the social.
feel like it all it all precipitated from that but i it's not that i think that because i think that there's women privilege and i think there's man privilege but we're all just in our own bodies and we all have to be ourselves and it sucks
It really sucks because it's like we're actually who we are inside, but we have this like external thing that people have to look at and we have to kind of yeah, and men are more than their height.
They're more than their hair that's on top of their head.
They're more than their penis size.
They're more than what they can provide for you.
They're more than their money.
Men are more than all these things, but a lot of women view men in these ways.
Actually, the reality is, I think women are just valued inherently, whereas men, our value is determined by what we can provide, whether that's to society or whether that's to a partner.
So if women are sex objects, if women are success objects, oh my God.
Sorry.
Guys, I had some crystal.
There are two champagne bottles.
Okay.
If women are sex objects, men are success objects.
And women, you have inherent value.
We as men, we need to create our value.
Well, that's saying that women don't have to put any effort into how they look or how they...
Men have to do the same.
I think women are way pickier when it comes to looks.
Absolutely.
Women are way harsher judges.
In fact, we have studies on that.
There's studies on this.
Women assess something like it's something like 80% of men are just broadly unattractive to women, whereas men rate women on a bell curve when it comes to attractiveness.
Damien, if you go into the infograph, I think I have it in the infographics tab.
Shit, I might not have.
Actually, yes, pull up the infographics tab in the Discord.
Here, while he's doing that, I'm just going to let a couple come through.
Nice shot donated $20 to the supplier of the foot fetish cheese trolls.
Your chin gave me the confidence to slice through the immune system of a Victorian child.
You want to respond?
Mr. Basteman donated $20 to the British baby murderer.
The fact that anybody pays to see you getting plowed is shocking.
I've seen better looking bowls of mashed potatoes.
Get the rocks.
Get the rocks.
Chair 1 underscore.
Go crazy.
Okay.
Offer rescinded.
My heart's broken.
Do you have the infographic?
Yeah, which one?
Oh, just show me the infographic tab.
Scroll up.
Up, up, up.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Do I not have it?
Let's keep going.
I might not have it posted here.
Keep going.
You're saying women care about looks more than men?
I don't have it there.
That's unfortunate.
What?
Look, they did a study on the dating apps, and like in terms of what men, in terms of men ranking women's appearance, you have like a pretty fair distribution, whereas women found 80% of men as just unattractive.
I can't find the charts, but in any case, I'll seen that.
Yeah, I've seen that.
Toast donated $20.
Chair one and three literally objectify themselves online for money.
WTF is Priscilla talking about.
You have to elaborate on it.
Oh, we got a bunch coming to you.
Toast.
Coastal operator donated $20.
Will you before or after the panel?
This is important because we need to.
Oh.
Oops.
Sometimes they just come through.
Mr. Basteman donated $20.
I'm not on mad.
That's my problem.
You shut your fucking mouth.
Shut your fucking mouth, Mr. Bassman.
You shut your fucking mouth, Mr. Basteman.
Mr. Bass.
Many women are better seen, not heard.
This panel is neither.
Wow.
Wow.
Brutal.
Brutal.
Thank you, Cat.
Appreciate it.
Quality on the body.
Chair underscore two underscore simp donated twenty dollars.
Taylor Drift, you could be the Mona Lisa Vita to my Vinny Gambini from the movie My Cousin Vinny.
Do you prefer lounging by the pool or relaxing on the ocean?
Quick answer.
Whatever donated $20.
Chair 3, will you sell your socks?
Not because you wore them.
She's pushing it.
Just because they touched the whatever podcast floor.
Priscilla is hot.
Number 7 is based.
All right, Priscilla.
There you go.
You get a compliment.
Celine McCall has donated $20.
If Chair One had a brain-eating amoeba, I am certain it would starve to death.
What the fuck?
She's making me rethink the whole pro-life position.
She's living proof that not everyone should have children.
Hey, you brought something to me.
I know, I was gonna say, I did something good.
Look at that.
Look at that.
You're welcome, everyone.
Mr. Basteman donated $20.
Gallin Red, you're about 3% based.
You need to pump those numbers up, but it's a start.
You should have been more harsh today and not played nice so much.
Scissors get the rocks.
Jimmy Anthony donated $20.
Ladies, fun fact in women's history.
On June 26th, 1814, Mary Shelley, author of Frankenstein, lost her virginity to her husband in the same place they went for their first date.
Her dead mother's grave.
Oh, okay.
Brandy donated $20.
I wish that the length of my pee in inches was like chair six's chromosome count.
One extra.
Then it wouldn't be a micro.
You want to respond?
Quick?
Oh, no, I have nothing to say.
Oh, okay.
She has nothing to say.
You can roast him back to the bottom.
To the girl in the white hoodie, you really need to lose weight.
Wait, hoodie, Argyll.
Oh, it's me?
Oh, what the fuck?
Shit, dude.
Mike donated $20.
That's crazy.
Definitely simping for Chair 3, future wife.
Who knows?
Oh, hey, that's the British feet 1 inch figures.
Oh, look, she's back there, but she heard her name and she was like, she perked up.
He's like, oh, somebody said something nice to me.
Let me rejoin the table.
Yeah.
Okay.
Celine La Gournes donated $20.
Red shirt is based from what I can tell.
She's putting these 304s to shame, and they need to be shamed.
To shame?
I don't know.
Because didn't you have an OnlyFans for a couple months?
Yeah, and it completely fucked me over mentally, and that's why I'm here trying to get people to stop doing it because it will continue to fuck you over mentally until you stop.
What is a 304?
Depending on who you are, but I mean, I thought it was an area code or something.
No.
Wait, Felicity, can you read this one?
If Chair 4 says she'll give helmet to her man, then he'll say that he's already, that she's already born with it.
Okay.
Nice.
Good times.
Doesn't make sense.
Beautiful.
Doesn't make sense.
That's so beautiful.
All right, guys.
Final call on the roasts.
You guys, final call.
Get him in.
Get him in because we're going to get this wrapped up here in the next, I don't know, three, four minutes.
Okay.
So there it is.
Final call.
Final call has been put out for the roast session.
Let's see.
Any final thoughts from any of the panelists?
Any final thoughts?
Wait.
Oh, go ahead.
Seventh.
Oh, okay.
Go ahead, Chavanga.
You're not as bad as I thought.
This was fun.
And I'm going to go to the next one.
She's going to be talking shit on Twitter, boys.
She's going to be talking about shit.
I'll be talking shit on Twitter.
She's going to be talking shit.
Oh, my God.
These misogynists, they want to deport me back to Tucson, Arizona.
But I will be back.
Yo, we're going to deport all the OF girls to Tucson, Arizona.
Get them out of California.
Deport it.
Build a wall.
Build a wall.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This was a lot of fun.
The chat roasted us at first, and I mean, they're roasting us now because they're supposed to.
Oh, it's been awesome.
I had a lot of fun, and I hope I get to it.
Thank you for coming.
Appreciate it.
All right.
While there's probably a few here that are going to trickle through, but I'm going to start getting.
Who should we raid over there on Twitch?
We'll get that prepped up, Damien, while we let a few come through.
Who's streaming over there on Twitch?
have um we are gonna raid uh He's playing.
Oh, fuck.
He's playing retail.
Fuck that.
Okay.
Grayson is going to get the raid, but we won't pull that up quite yet.
I'm going to let these come through.
Andrew Tate donated $20.
Actual Andrew Day.
These women need to get back in the kitchen.
Men, focus on making yourself kings.
Women will flock to you.
Brian, good job getting them barefoot.
When they get pregnant, the order will be fulfilled.
Based.
Hilarious.
Based.
Good work.
Celine La Gournes donated $20.
Chair One is also making me rethink the whole makeup position.
Some people do need it.
I have now subscribed to the best.
That's crazy.
That's not true.
Hey, Selena, that's crazy.
That's crazy.
Cornelius Buttknuckle donated $20.
Chair 1.
I'm looking at your OnlyFans right now, and I have to ask: is that your gingerly, or did someone kick a hole in the side of a rotting hog cup?
You subscribed?
Thank you for your support.
We don't tolerate.
We don't tolerate Big Labia shaming here on this podcast.
You can shame, you know, if they're liberals, if they're soy, you can shame all that shit.
But Big Labia, we're a team big labia.
Is that what a is that what he was saying?
I mean, I read it.
I just didn't know what he meant by the wizard sleeves.
Okay.
He was probably talking about the wizard sleeve.
Let's go.
All right.
We got a few more.
Michael Jones donated $20.
GG.
Chair one, change.
Chair two, okay.
Comedian, change.
Chair seven, okay.
Brian King Chat Woo Mike Jones who Mike Jones L304s Thank you man.
Thank you Michael Jones.
I'm sorry tiny Natalia cat and just for being spineless bourbon drunk olive bear ironis and love you yo Randy good to see you back man.
I hope you're doing good, Randy GMD.
Jim donated 20 dollars.
We all know the youtuber that knocked you up and he's absolutely not a Christian.
You can run your ass because you live in the greatest country in world.
Never said he was a race of Christians.
Never said he was a Christian.
He's not a Christian, he's just an.
Selene La Gornes donated $20.
Didn't watch the whole show but regardless, if red shirt had an OF, her value supersedes chair ones by orders of magnitude.
Most men would choose her over chair one any day doubt.
Mr Basteman donated twenty dollars.
Brian, if you were a foot taller, you'd be round tiny peen and a bum full of burritos.
You throw off the gravitational balance of the solar system put.
I know I gotta lose weight.
I gotta lose some weight okay okay, i'm gonna lose it.
I would never kill a baby.
That's just wrong, Saf.
Ooh.
Skip.
Uh, David, thank you for the super chat, man.
Man uh, how many episodes.
Enough of girls to keep Brian all right.
Thank you David, appreciate the super chat.
Okay uh, let's get this twitch thing going.
Let me um, hold on.
Uh, we did, i'm pretty sure we did everything.
So um yeah, we hit everything.
Tattoo why do I write tattoo, I don't know?
Um okay uh, I guess uh Gg, is she still here or did she dip?
She's over there.
Why is she?
Bro, what I literally have, why why not just stay at the panel i don't know whatever actually you know what just stay off camera man you you you were no offense you were kind of a headache bruv bruv like paracetamol that's what they taken like you were come on bro yeah i have an issue about it Okay, that's cool.
Um, all right, nice meeting you.
Um, all right uh, so i'd like to end the show by seeing if we can't use this moment.
I would have offered it to her, but she's back there.
Just I don't know whatever tick, tock brain.
Um, if we can't use this moment as an opportunity to give you a call to action, would you consider stopping sex work entirely tonight?
No, right now.
Why what?
On the whatever podcast?
No, we will set the course.
Correct, how to sit to redeem your soul, to save your soul.
You can give me five hundred thousand dollars a year.
I'm not paying.
What the then?
No, thank you, tell you what.
I'll give you a two dollar bill.
Do you know how much this is worth?
Two dollars?
Do you know how much a two dollar bill is worth two dollars?
That's right.
That's right.
I'll give you this two dollar bill.
Okay right, you know, i'll take it.
No, you have to delete your of before you get this.
Okay, i'm gonna give it up that easy.
I know, never mind.
Um okay, so you know.
No, that was a stupid question.
What if I found you, a guy who was, Who made like 100k a year?
Find me one, call me and let me know, and then I'll let you know.
All right, she's a work in progress, guys.
We're gonna get her back, we're gonna get her back on the show, and by next time, she's gonna be a based MAGA.
Wait, give me the trump pad!
Give me the trump pad.
Here you go.
Um, all right, there it is.
Boom, there it is.
Okay, she's a she's a MAGA.
All right, clip it, clip it and ship it, boys.
Clip it and ship it.
Clip it and ship it.
Okay.
All right.
Well, I want to just say GG to the panel.
Last call.
Hit the like button, please.
On your way out.
You could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with me.
I appreciate that.
Thank you guys for tuning in tonight.
Thank you to everyone who so generously super chats, donates, and supports the show.
Thank you to Ogle.
He sent, no, he sent in the other two, also, right?
Or no, no, no, that was.
I was trying to remember the first guy who sent in the champagne.
So cablaz or whatever?
Cablaz.
I was going to thank you.
So I wanted to thank him first.
Cablaz, thank you for the two champagne pops.
Thank you for the two champagne pops.
And then Ogle, you're fucking legend, dude.
Thank you for the E. Thank you for the popping this bottle of Crystal.
It was very good.
It was, I've never had Crystal before, so this was actually a really nice treat for myself.
And I think some of the panelists here who've probably, maybe some of them have also not had Crystal.
So thank you.
Big thank you to Ogle.
Guys, I want to see W's in the chat for Ogle, fucking legend.
We will be live again.
Oh, guys, next week.
You know what?
We got a bunch of debates lined up.
So normally the dating talk will be back on Sunday.
But we got, I think, two debates Saturday.
We got a debate Monday, a debate Tuesday, and a debate Wednesday, possibly another debate on top of that.
So next week is going to be stacked.
Andrew Wilson in person.
You're not going to want to miss it.
Maybe I can convince her to come do an in-person debate with Andrew.
Who knows?
Any girls who want to be on the show, you can DM out whatever on Instagram.
If you can make it to Santa Barbara, let me just double-check.
Oh, we have two more chats.
Then we're going to do the raid.
Then we're going to get out of here.
Brian Netless donated $20.
Time for a greeter.
That's not what it sounds like.
Your two rows have been worse than like everyone else's.
I love it.
I get called fat.
Celine LaGourn is donated $20.
I'm working on it.
I'll give you props on your speed.
Intelligence has been chasing you and you're clearly winning.
This is my one hater, man.
Selena.
This lady's been hating on me all the time.
Selena's coming for you.
Gourness.
Gournes.
Let's do Twitch really quick.
The Twitch shout out, not the actual raid.
All right, guys.
Drop us a follow before the end of the stream.
If you're still watching on Twitch, if you're watching on YouTube, open up another tab.
Open another tab, another one.
And drop us a follow and a Prime sub if you have one.
Guys, check if you can hit follow.
Check if you have a Prime sub available.
It's a quick, free, easy way to support the show every single month.
You got Amazon Prime.
You could just link it to your Twitch and you can support the show.
You know, if you just already have a Prime account, and it's it's um and you don't even we don't need to be live for you to do it we don't need to be live you can go to our channel when we're not live and still drop a prime sub so appreciate some support there speaking of which we have these two Celine LaGournez donated $20 did she just assume my gender The $20 just to say that is good for you.
Good for her.
Good for you.
Thank you.
Good for her.
Thank you, bro.
Coastal operator donated $20.
Don't worry, sir.
Selena isn't your only hater.
If you don't have haters, you're not doing it right.
All right, let's do the raid.
So, oh, hold on.
Burrito.
Oh, my goodness.
That's okay.
All right.
Okay.
Burrito donated $20.
It's fucked up, guys.
It's fucked up.
No wait.
Crap.
I'm scared.
I'm going to be fit.
I'm going to have a six.
I'm going to get a six pack again.
That's so funny.
I'm going to be fit again.
Trust me.
Mark my word.
It's happening.
All right.
Let's pull up Grayson.
Guys, we're going to do a raid to Jason over there on Twitch.
Oh, fuck.
I already sent it.
Okay.
There we go.
There it is.
I know that all those guys do some shit where they like change.
He's just running around on his mount in Orgumar.
So they press Duncan.
He's a Tauran warrior.
There it is.
Never fuck up.
It's actually kind of insane.
Yo.
Hey from Canada.
Holy shit.
Yo, thank you for the raid, dude.
God damn.
Fucking spam right in my ass.
I appreciate it.
What up, boys?
Hello, motherfuckers.
Guys, you know what we're doing?
We are late night.
He's just running around in Orgamar.
He's playing World of Warcraft Classic.
Show him some love.
What up, guys?
All right.
There it is.
Okay.
Oh, hold on.
There's another message here.
Uh-oh.
Here we go.
Boom, boom.
I'm pretty sure that's the last one.
Selena Gorn is donated $20.
Cancelled.
All right, guys.
Thank you, Selena.
Appreciate it.
Thank you again, everybody who sent in a roast.
Thank you, everybody who supported the show.
Whether you're just watching it, you did a Twitch Prime.
You sent in a TTS, a read, whatever it is.
You gifted memberships.
You gifted subs.
Thank you guys so much.
This show is viewer supported.
We couldn't do without you guys.
So really appreciate all the support, guys.
Thank you so much.
We will be, like I said, live again Saturday, then Dating Talk Sunday.
And okay, no more are coming through.
Let me just double check, make sure everything is good.
What am I?
Wait.
Is that?
Oh, duh.
What is his name?
The guy who did the first champagne bob?
Cabazzle?
Cabazzil.
Cablaz.
Kablaz.
Yo, thank you for the massive support and donations for the two champagne pops.
And I just final thank you to Ogle for popping a ball of crystal for us.
You're a fucking legend with the big ETH contribution, man.
Shout out to Ogle.
You're a fucking legend, man.
Anyways, that's it.
07's in the chat.
Good night, guys.
Thank you, Brian.
Good night, guys.
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